Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:41:38 No.15304347 [Reply] [Original]

it's finally Sandworm's time to shine!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:42:21 No.15304351 File: 136 KB, 800x1042, 201604070201_R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304347 die

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:43:26 No.15304354 >>15304347 I love sand worms, but there's not much that can be done with them, story wise.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:44:07 No.15304357 >>15304347 >Sandworm Jesus christ I knew I should have made the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:44:51 No.15304359 >>15304357 What's wrong with Sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:45:25 No.15304362 File: 329 KB, 1350x1350, RowletC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That leaves two more. Design wise I felt like Rowlet kinda overshadowed the other two in terms of popularity. I should do some changes on the other two a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:45:28 No.15304363 File: 114 KB, 960x800, 1442903670475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304347 die.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:46:03 No.15304364 >>15304337 But snakes are nice

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:46:49 No.15304366 File: 78 KB, 468x653, 1260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304347 die,

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:48:03 No.15304370 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:48:25 No.15304371 >>15304364 how about a reptile cult that has rituals for whatever reptile based monster women want to be?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:49:04 No.15304378 >>15304370 How can one person be so wrong? Y is obviously the one true waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:50:16 No.15304382 >>15304370 >>15304378 You fools, Z is legendary

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:50:48 No.15304384 File: 417 KB, 648x905, 1450811106029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons. Friend or foe?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:52:18 No.15304389 File: 323 KB, 1402x992, Crazy gun dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304384 Friend

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:52:44 No.15304390 >>15304384 Lover.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:52:51 No.15304391 >>15304384 Friend with benefits.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:53:59 No.15304395 What you doing right now

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:54:38 No.15304399 File: 831 KB, 557x568, 1397863032162.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304357 >Being mad about Sandworms Taste this bad should be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:54:46 No.15304400 >>15304395 Talking about Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:55:18 No.15304403 >>15304384 I titled that image "Red Headed Perfection" in my personal archive. What does that tell you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:55:48 No.15304404 >>15304395 Working. Thinking about Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:56:15 No.15304407 >>15304395 Reading crap, writing worse crap, got QI in the back ground

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:58:13 No.15304414 >>15304395 Playing poker on Granblue Fantasy and cursing my awful luck. Makes me wonder though, what would monster girl casinos be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:59:19 No.15304419 File: 153 KB, 1200x1067, Big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 06:59:31 No.15304420 >>15304395 Playing Slime Rancher but it looks like I've done what's to do. Gonna go find out if Stellaris is any good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:04:20 No.15304434 >>15304399 Dancing queen?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:05:04 No.15304436 Why are elves so dirty and treacherous?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:10:51 No.15304446 File: 481 KB, 771x1100, update.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No waifu? Just make your own.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:12:27 No.15304449 >>15304446 Crabman's Golem is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:12:30 No.15304450 >>15304436 The nature of Elves is to hate and revile anyone who hasn't proven their worth. Of course, once they lose to the cock, you'll never find a woman more doting, affectionate and servile.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:14:31 No.15304457 >>15304446 I'm really lovin the Updated golem design

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:19:55 No.15304477 File: 113 KB, 700x1000, typical japanese lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lizard grills are best

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:21:04 No.15304479 >>15304362 Owls are top tier

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:25:34 No.15304491 >>15304449 Overhyped and broing. I much prefer KC's.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:28:21 No.15304496 >>15304449 Crabman's proportions are shit, KC's actually looks reasonably attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:30:14 No.15304498 >>15304491 >>15304496 Guess I like big tits too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:30:55 No.15304500 >>15304449 Better than the old one? Sure, that was shitty cosplay tier But new one is much better than crabshit

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:32:41 No.15304503 File: 135 KB, 960x540, 0019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304500 KC's new golem is still sort of cosplay tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:33:22 No.15304509 File: 816 KB, 800x1200, Anubis want.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304446 Gothic/Victorian themed Golems when

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:35:27 No.15304513 >>15304503 "Cosplay teir" is such a vague phrase you could apply it to most monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:37:31 No.15304516 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x720, [BudLightSubs] Concrete Revolutio - The Last Song - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.37_[2016.05.28_21.07.09].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304477 My counterpoint: Moths

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:37:42 No.15304517 >>15304513 KC's got his own idea of what "Cosplay-tier" is even, that being his "Majin-type" girls. Dhampir and Witch, to name two...

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:38:50 No.15304519 I will go on a adventure for riches and treasure. my trusty sword skill shall see me to glory! Just need to aviod the more bullshitter monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:39:56 No.15304520 >>15304516 moths are fine too

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:40:41 No.15304521 >>15304519 adventuring is overrated, Id rather just mind my own business and be a inventor, show some monsters the power of science!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:42:07 No.15304522 >>15304509 One can only hope soon. >Pale skin >White hair >Golem bits are reminiscent of motifs used in lich and wisp designs >Black gothic pinnacle shoulders

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:45:34 No.15304529 >>15304522 >wanting more pauldrons

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:47:58 No.15304535 >>15304529 Obviously not so obnoxious as the last pair. But look at golem pauldrons. He's proved he can do them well

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:50:01 No.15304539 File: 46 KB, 600x324, 600px-Tremors4034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304347 just kidding, moe vore is cute

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:53:45 No.15304544 >>15304539 >vore Not really. Not unless her girl bits eat you

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 07:55:40 No.15304548 Introducing monsters to tech when

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:05:38 No.15304564

>>15304548
>"Fufu, Deear~"
>Turn around to see your tall, soft wight waifu with her face half hidden by a camera
>"You really like that don't you?"
>"I love it! Hey, make the face."
>A slight blush covers your cheeks, "What face?"
>A smile covers hers, "That face you make, come on. The one where your tongue slips out and your eyes roll back."
>Beet-red now, "W-why?"
>"I need it. This 'camera' thing lets me see it whenever I want."
>"...You already can see it whenever you want."
>"Fufu, I know, I know but I mean when we can't be together, like when I'm out being an emissary."
>Camera zooms in as your eyes dart around nervously before you hesitatingly open your mouth and let your tongue slip out, whole face crimson as your eyes roll back.
>"Kyaa!" The camera PoV drops as a blur tackle you off screen and you see clothing fly off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:15:44 No.15304582 >>15304544 It's close enough, really. Not all vore is a giantess eating you. A lot is like..a pit of tentacles engulfing someone. And a giant worm eating you is pretty vore fetish in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:18:54 No.15304589 You really couldn't make the OP one of the recent official arts? Like the golem redesign?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:19:56 No.15304592 File: 1.62 MB, 1776x2600, 14358907345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304477 Thicker tails.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:20:07 No.15304593

>>15304582
>Not all vore is a [thing] eating you.
That's literally what vore is though. I don't think simply being in a tentacle pit is vore. And the worm isn't really "eating you" the way I see it. Just kind of enveloping you. Like, being inside a wisp's cage wouldn't be "vore", the primary motive and result behind being inside a sandworm isn't for it to digest or swallow you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:20:09 No.15304594 >>15304548 >lich that now archives rare tomes on her laptop to not damage the pages >Kunoichi learning to get round/destroy security systems >Succubus trying to charm a guy via phone >nightmares and alarm clocks

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:26:13 No.15304602 File: 947 KB, 1800x2250, 1464121314257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304594 I want to help Lich-chan start an online forum about Necromancy!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:28:01 No.15304606 >>15304589 You really couldn't make the thread in the designated furry boards? Like /b/ and /trash/?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:28:45 No.15304608

>Hotheaded Dragon who causes a scene everywhere she goes
>People call her Godzilla behind her back
As her husband, would you work to discourage others from calling her names behind her back, or would you work to cool her head and take away the reason they do so?
Secret third option, embrace and encourage her behavior to teach people to fear her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:30:21 No.15304611 >>15304608 third option as long as I gain the powers to destroy shit with her

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:35:59 No.15304623 >>15304608 >you always goes around apologising for your "clumsy" dragon waifu >the second your back's turned she goes back to wreaking shit with a smile on her face Devious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:39:15 No.15304630 I HATE elves.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:41:12 No.15304636 File: 171 KB, 715x1000, Elf in a Bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304630 Your loss pal, I'm completely fine with elves I would even marry one

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 08:48:13 No.15304654 >>15304602 I bet her forum would get trolled by elves who are only tough online because they know what will happen to them if they act haughty in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:00:12 No.15304686 >>15304630 Everyone does. Except faggots.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:03:59 No.15304698

>>15304686
>Not knocking up an Elf
>Not forcing her to bear the humiliation of being pregnant with some human's spawn
>Not watching in unrestrained delight as that defiant, proud attitude is slowly broken by none other than her own hormones
>Not relishing the affection your Elven wife now lavishes upon both you and your daughter she gave birth to

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:05:42 No.15304702 >>15304698 I'd rather fill up a spider's womb with my seed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:12:25 No.15304726 >>15304636 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:14:19 No.15304732 >>15304702 >Not an elf-spider

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:22:30 No.15304752 >>15304636 Goddamn Elves, they are more semen demons than Lillims will ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:25:03 No.15304762 >>15304606 >tfw you used to frequent a thread on /co/ >Threads moved to /trash/ >Thread is now a Trump and /pol/ circlejerk with 75% of the art posted being characters with MAGA hats shooped on to them

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:26:24 No.15304771 >>15304762 >Going to /co/ >Ever

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:29:04 No.15304780 >>15304771 The aforementioned thread, RWBY general, is the only reason I went to the board. I don't much give a shit about comics nor any currently airing cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:33:43 No.15304793 >>15304780 >RWBY

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:35:10 No.15304799 >>15304762 Christ they're like bronies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:36:57 No.15304807 >>15304793 I know anon, I know. We all make mistakes. I even used to write lewd stories of it. Not very good ones, but sometimes I think of doing monster girl ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:37:58 No.15304811 >>15304762 >>15304780 >He goes to /co/ >He watches RWBY >He doesn't want to make america great again I don't know which is worse

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:38:15 No.15304813 >>15304793 I think its okay, not ground breaking or anything but its alright

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:38:29 No.15304814 >>15304762 So are you saying that if we circlejerk and start to post monstergirls in MAGA hats in the Monster Girl Generals, they'll finally be banished to /trash/ where they belong along with you greenposters?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:38:54 No.15304816

>It's bed time for little Jinko kitten daughter.
>Lift her up, she embraces you
>Try putting her into the bed
>She growls and digs her claws into your clothes
>Pull her back she calms down
>Try putting her back she growls and digs her claws again
What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:38:55 No.15304817 >>15304762 >/co/ HAIL HYDRA What MG would be the best hidden nazi?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:39:29 No.15304819 >>15304762 >Never heard of /trash/ before, let's check it out >Zooptopia General >ERP Thread: Fuckin' an Animal edition >Gfur 2: Electric Boogaloo >Clop Dumps >Fapping Together Thread: BJ Edition what is this place

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:39:42 No.15304821 >>15304814 Please do not bully us Mister Native /jp/sie! Haven't we been great guests here on your board all these years?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:40:30 No.15304824 >>15304816 Lie down with her until she falls alseep. Use the moment of peace to wonder how a corpse managed to give birth to a Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:40:44 No.15304825 >>15304817 Regular elf everyone suspects the darkies, but what about regular elves?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:41:45 No.15304828 >>15304824 She may have lied about where she got the ovaries from

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:42:13 No.15304830 >>15304814 That's not the reason they were banished to /trash/, that's what happened after they moved to /trash/. If I remember correctly they're there during the post season hiatus or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:42:35 No.15304832 >>15304813 Agreed but it was fan-wanked to the point where it reached attack on titan levels of overrated. the bajillion react vids didn't help

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:43:54 No.15304838 >>15304819 Seems like the furry containment board. Becaue they needed another one that wasn't /b/ >>15304828 My waifu's body is 100% hers!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:44:36 No.15304842 >>15304825 >not wurm who just pretends to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:44:38 No.15304843 >>15304830 So I take it that making a general during these times is considered spam or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:44:47 No.15304844 >>15304819 A fun place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:45:40 No.15304850 >>15304838 /trash is to /b what /b is to normal people

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:48:09 No.15304864 I'm going to make a orange and apple farm, and then corner off a part for the insect girls to eat without ruining my shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:48:57 No.15304871 >>15304850 So what you're saying is that trash is the new place I should direct the furfags that happen to drop by every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:50:42 No.15304878 >>15304871 Pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:52:07 No.15304886 >>15304832 Its the internet alot of people over-hype shit. I like to just see for my self, like RWBY and OPM that being said I dont know how bad the rwby general was as the only other thread I go to here is the /v drawthread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:53:42 No.15304891 >>15304819 So I went and looked at the ERP thread. I guess I can understand why some pepole don't want RPing here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:55:51 No.15304896 >>15304886 The threads used to be pretty good. Lots of original content (art and stories mostly), and they were fully aware that RWBY is ads. Now it's just old art with MAGA hats and waifu wars.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:57:37 No.15304902 >>15304592 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:57:43 No.15304903 File: 388 KB, 1800x2250, kb2bJP7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The softest! The cutest! The cuddliest!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:58:34 No.15304906 >>15304902 You can't be fucking serious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 09:59:11 No.15304909 >>15304896 >ads what does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:00:31 No.15304913 >>15304906 XD

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:00:54 No.15304916 >>15304909 Ass. Ducking autocorrect

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:02:38 No.15304922 >>15304913 :P

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:05:15 No.15304929 >>15304913 >>15304922 The fuck are you doing

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:05:15 No.15304930 >>15304922 just tell me the fucking sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:06:34 No.15304936 >>15304916 I see well ive got a lot of free time on my hands and I cant 24/7 anime so might just give it a chance

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:07:48 No.15304941 >>15304930 Lurk more you faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:10:41 No.15304951 What would the opposite of a shirohebi be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:12:01 No.15304957 >>15304951 ibehorihs

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:12:18 No.15304959 >>15304951 An Apophis?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:13:34 No.15304966 >>15304951 Kurohebi? Sounds great for a mayadere.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:16:23 No.15304976 >>15304941 top de la kek, /b/ro XD

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:18:55 No.15304985 FAT CAT ASS

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:20:11 No.15304986 File: 385 KB, 1800x2250, feoVYif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15304985 You've summoned her! What are your three wishes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:20:11 No.15304987 >>15304951 An atheist unloyal whore blacksnake

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:21:44 No.15304995 >>15304987 >blacksnake Oh myyy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:28:06 No.15305026 >>15304995 I want to have some snake pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:30:21 No.15305036 >>15304986 butt_genie.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:31:07 No.15305039 >>15304986 My first wish is more tomboyish hellhounds!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:32:09 No.15305045 >>15305026 The big black V?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:39:03 No.15305077 File: 168 KB, 900x1197, 2d3be7c909c92e98a23da21b5b7dea2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God damn it Asanagi.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:41:06 No.15305086 >>15305077 >Asanagi. He the guy with all the downer endings right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:41:19 No.15305087 >>15304951 Instead of being hyper possessive like a Shirohebi, she'd try to build her husband a harem like a Bicorn would. She would never let the other girls forget that she's the queen of the castle, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:42:02 No.15305091 >>15305077 I recognize those eyes....

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:42:54 No.15305094 >>15305087 the flame would drive him to seek more girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:43:21 No.15305101 >>15305087 >she'd try to build her husband a harem like a Bicorn would So she's shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:43:22 No.15305102 >>15305086 His doujins are all sorts of fucked up but his twitter and pixiv are pretty vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:43:34 No.15305104 >>15305086 He's the guy that likes ryona in general. Punching stomachs and moderate guro.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:43:38 No.15305106 >>15305086 No, that would be shindol

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:44:28 No.15305113 File: 351 KB, 1200x900, 0260ce45e143f1afb6c1a4d63a461e4e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15305045 BIG

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:44:55 No.15305115 >>15305094 >He's just running around sticking his dick in random holes >Gets arrested for trying to rape a cop >She asks him why he did something so dumb >"I don't know! I can't stop!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:46:17 No.15305123 >>15305086 >Loved gurren laggan round the time I saw his doujin. >Tore apart one of the hypest moments of the show

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:47:45 No.15305130 File: 209 KB, 521x662, 232e9493aeab1db30fa195e7071607e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when you meet your waifu's father

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:47:59 No.15305132 >>15305087 >She would never let the other girls forget that she's the cuckqueen of the castle, though. How could they forget? The laughter would peel through the halls endlessly as they all have turns gangbanging her husband as she watches

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:50:54 No.15305144 >>15305130 >tfw her dad is Paladin san who's huge and wears a barbute everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:52:20 No.15305149 >>15304986 Snacks to feed her and a future where I will her with kittens.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:55:53 No.15305165 >>15305132 But she still cuddles with him at the end of the day, so she wins.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 10:57:18 No.15305173 >>15305165 >this is what cuckqueens believe

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:02:22 No.15305199 >>15305173 It's cuckquean, and you're missing the joke. Some black guy tweeted to the effect of "You might be fucking my girl, but at the end of the day I'm the one cuddling with her so I win."

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:04:15 No.15305206 >>15305199 >I'm the one cuddling with her so I win. >Implying some perceived emotional intimacy makes having your girl be the town bike worth it My fedoras are tippping on their own

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:04:18 No.15305207 >>15305199 You get a one night stand while he forms a deep emotional connection with her You'd have to think pretty shallow to think he's the loser here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:06:49 No.15305219 >>15305207 How very beta of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:07:17 No.15305222 >>15305207 >If you have sex with your enemy's wife, he wins

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:08:27 No.15305226 >>15305206 You're not seeing it. He might be fucking other girls as much as he wants, but he only loves her so it doesn't matter that she an taste other girls when she kisses him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:09:07 No.15305228 >>15305207 >he forms a deep emotional connection with her Hahahaha. A deep financial connection maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:09:33 No.15305233 >>15305207 >cuddling with a cheating whore No friend, that was not the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:24:31 No.15305278 File: 1.43 MB, 1828x1200, 356890834514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No idea why this got deleted when I posted it last thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:25:35 No.15305283 >>15305278 I've got you in my sights.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:26:03 No.15305285 >>15305278 Do Gazers wear shoes with their sticky feet or do they just float everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:27:14 No.15305295 I want a passive aggressive Kiki to hang out with me!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:28:01 No.15305300 >>15305278 I want to steal her eyedrops!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:28:29 No.15305306 File: 55 KB, 320x240, gazerfag.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15305278

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:30:17 No.15305314 >>15305295 I want to transform my rowdy thugdere Kiki childhood friend into the perfect ara ara maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:31:18 No.15305322 >>15305278 Did you commission this pic as well?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:31:18 No.15305323 >>15305306 There is literally nothing wrong with posting cute pictures of the monster girl you love Especially in a monster girl thread

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:32:29 No.15305325 >>15305323 You monster

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:32:37 No.15305327 File: 1.22 MB, 2897x3541, ChYGzqhUUAAwTuK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15305278 Did you commission this pic as well?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:33:31 No.15305331 >>15305306 >Hating on Gazerfag >Wasting images on shit cartoons

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:38:59 No.15305355 >>15305327 I'm not gazerfag, just a regular gazerfan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:52:45 No.15305404 Slime girl https://nhentai.net/g/162079/ Sea Cucumber https://hitomi.la/galleries/936531.html

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:53:44 No.15305409 >>15305404 oh boy here we go

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:54:30 No.15305411 >>15305404 >Sea cucumber Oh lord what the heck

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:55:04 No.15305416 >>15305404 Go bait somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:56:37 No.15305425 >>15305416 it's monster girl doujin, not a bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 11:58:06 No.15305433 >>15305404 >futa on male >crossdressing You might want to try /y/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:04:15 No.15305457 >>15305425 >those tags >not bait Sure

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:05:05 No.15305460 >>15305433 futanari are not gay, they're exactly like girls. Please guys don't be transphobic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:06:29 No.15305470 >>15305404 >Tags: Big Penis, Futanari, Huge Penis, Dickgirl On Male >It's a dirty, cheese filled phimosis cock Absolutely degenerate

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:06:46 No.15305471 File: 142 KB, 1044x2048, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:08:43 No.15305476 >>15305471 Stop being silly and do your homework, young lady.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:09:13 No.15305478 >>15305471 I hope that she brings a lot of sunscreen if she’s going to the beach.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:10:57 No.15305481 >>15305470 I like how I couldn't read that out loud with a straight face

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:12:41 No.15305491 >>15305460 >futa >not gay Okay, that's funny, I give you that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:14:56 No.15305499 >>15305470 Some fetishes are worse than others indeed. Good lord...

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:16:34 No.15305504

>>15305130
>Go meet Dragon waifu family
>Looking at how strong she is, her mom and dad must be some kind of monsters.
>Her mom is fucking NEET dragon
>Her father is a weak and sickly prince
>The nearby kingdom sacrificed him because he was too useless and her mother was really lonely and lazy and she felt sad about the prince's situation so she took him.

And such is my waifu family.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:19:19 No.15305514 >>15304362 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:28:23 No.15305552 >>15305278 Cause Gazers are stinky smell nerds!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:38:33 No.15305593 File: 46 KB, 600x450, gazer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15305552 Don't bully the Gazer, or she's gonna cry!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:40:06 No.15305597 >>15305593 What happens if you poke one of the tail eyes

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:41:33 No.15305604 >>15305460 >"They're exactly like girls" >Proceeds to categorize them as trans You only contradict yourself. Please go with your bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:45:03 No.15305622 >>15305504 >TFW weak and sickly Being a NEET dragon's prince must be the best feeling in the whole wide world

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:45:04 No.15305623 I going to hell and Im going to drag a demoness back with me to fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:47:30 No.15305637 >>15305622 Too bad she's a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:51:59 No.15305655 >>15305623 Sorry anon, you're going to a different hell with only males because you did 'that'

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:52:16 No.15305657

>>15305637
I wouldn't care that she's lazy and lunges around all day, I wouldn't care if her lair is messy, I wouldn't care that she's older then me yet still has childish interests like anime, I wouldn't care that all her lethargy has put her out of shape. She'd want to take me under her wing (literally and metaphorically) to protect and love, and I'd absolutely adore her for it. I'd cuddle her, serve her, and follow her around like a puppy. If I was to be abandoned in a cave left for dead, she'd be the one person I'd want to meet and stay by her side always.

I want to lay on top of her cuddling her, then lean up to whisper in her ear I love you!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:53:19 No.15305661 File: 341 KB, 750x1000, ftMZWvC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] succu

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:53:23 No.15305663 >>15305504 >Having to be polite to your father in law when he's smaller than the shits you take and flinches every time you move

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:54:53 No.15305670 >>15305661 Succuplank more like.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:56:04 No.15305676

>>15305657
But Anon, if you are weak and sickly I don't a NEET dragon would work too well. Her place would probably be all messy and shit and you shouldn't work too hard. Also, she would have to get stronger in order to protect you from the dangers of the world.

Would you still love her if she dropped that NEET attitude in order to stay with you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:56:52 No.15305678 >>15305663 Wow anon you're so alpha

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:57:46 No.15305686 >>15305655 fuck you! I am the master of my own fate!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 12:59:25 No.15305692 I would like a submissive yellow scaled dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:01:17 No.15305697 >>15305670 You aren't feeding her, thats why.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:01:49 No.15305699 How do I stop a Wurm from being lewd?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:01:50 No.15305700 >>15305692 How loyal do you want her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:02:51 No.15305704 >>15305699 give her a thick t-shirt

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:03:50 No.15305707 >>15305661 She needs more milk. Holst milk or semen. Both will do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:04:33 No.15305709 >>15305700 Borderline fanatical.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:12:13 No.15305730 >>15305699 Why contain it?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:12:34 No.15305735

>>15305676
It's OK, I don't want her to work herself too hard. Her loving me is work enough. I can do small stuff like keep the place in decent condition. I wouldn't want her to change herself just for me, she's already done so much.

I'd want her to be happy, and I'd want to help make her happy in any way possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:19:24 No.15305751 File: 141 KB, 1741x1423, wbCZZ2i.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yetis are fit!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:30:00 No.15305784 File: 174 KB, 763x713, dorkella handholding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to love Druella, I want to impregnate this blackberry flavored dork!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:31:46 No.15305793 >>15305784 >blackberry She's a blueberry. Have you ever even seen a blackberry?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:41:07 No.15305824 File: 1.02 MB, 2368x3612, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15305476 What kind of homework do you think they gave her in monster school?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:42:40 No.15305830 File: 296 KB, 344x502, Deruella_sticker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15305793 She seems more grey than blue though

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:43:42 No.15305834 >>15305824 Rape 101

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:46:35 No.15305847 >>15305830 It's a cool gray. Which you get by mixing about 5% blue with neutral gray. Blackberries aren't gray either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:47:34 No.15305853 >>15305784 I want to impregnate Miia I want her to make a content warm smile as she forces me to cum inside and then say "i love you"

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:47:52 No.15305856

>>15305824
Probably standard stuff you see at school, although sex ed will be more indeph and history classes will involve researching bloodlines.
Everyone brings in little pieces of paper but for the dragon and vampire who have ancient scrolls going back centuries.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:47:53 No.15305855 >>15304354 >>15304354 Somebody's never read Dune.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 13:56:21 No.15305881 >>15305856 >Vampire demands a boy tell her of his lineage to see if his bloodline would be a good match with her own >"Uh, well, I know that I'm 1/8 Irish. Does that help?"

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:01:06 No.15305899

>>15304446
>Be sculptor, start having strange dreams of a woman clothed in the sun, intense heat radiating from within her ivory cloak
>Start sculpting your greatest masterpiece, much to the fright and worry of your friends and family
>The skeleton is the easiest part, but when it comes to craft the organs, you begin to struggle
>It's hard to capture such divine beauty in the flesh
>Dreams are intensifying, her touch scorches like red hot iron and her eyes are full of passion, asking you to continue to build
>She gives you the knowledge you need through a kiss to the forehead, marking you with a crescent shape
>It's been weeks since you started on your task, your hair is sweaty and wet against your scalp, your beard thicker than ever
>It must be PERFECT, nothing less will suffice
>At times you can feel her hands guiding yours as you sculpt her plump breasts and thick thighs
>If the Goddess above could do it for Man in the beginning, so can you. Determination burns in your bosom.
>It takes horse hair to emulate the real thing, long and flowing down to the small of her back
>A small downy carpet above the fleshly slit between her legs
>You stop, your work finished, expectantly.
>Nothing, no movement, no sign of life. Just... an empty vessel.
>Disheartened, you retire for the evening. A wisp of light enters into your creation, stirring it to motion while the skin cracks, showing off the glow from within as its hair goes alight with fire.
"God Clay shaper. The angel Epael I have been named."
"God Clay shaper, I am come."
>TFW the sex she has with you that night is enough to shake the very city to its foundations

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:01:29 No.15305902 File: 1.39 MB, 2039x2783, 57114385_p0_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:04:29 No.15305917 >>15305902 She's absolutely defenceless, I just want to put a blanket over her and sit by her side until she wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:04:55 No.15305919 >>15305663 lol wut a beta dyel manlet faggot, right bro? bet you rek that cuck;s waifu's pussy all day lmao manlets ritte

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:04:59 No.15305921

>>15305881
>Vampire pouts and mumbles something about doing it herself before walking out.
>one week later the boy finds a piece of paper presented to him by the vampire showing that his entire bloodline is......lowborn.
>Vampire just tells him they'll 'make it work', although he'll need to marry into her family matrilinially.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:10:46 No.15305935 >>15305917 >She's absolutely defenceless, Her lewdness is a great nightmare

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:12:17 No.15305944 >>15305899 What would an adobe golem be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:13:52 No.15305947 >>15305944 She'd crash a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:14:19 No.15305948 >>15305944 Golem with a sombrero

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:14:49 No.15305950 >>15305944 Unreliable and overrated

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:17:09 No.15305958 File: 111 KB, 241x236, thing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone know what this is? I keep seeing them around corners but whenever I go to get a good look they disappear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:19:50 No.15305966 >>15305958 You should put your fist in it. I hear good things happen if you do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:20:17 No.15305969 >>15305958 That's your friendly protector anon Go try saying hi next time you see it

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:20:29 No.15305971 >>15305958 Purge it with fire. Manticores are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:23:59 No.15305978 >>15305969 That seems like the best course of action. Couldn't hurt, right? >>15305966 That sounds odd. How would good things happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:26:31 No.15305992 >>15305966 >You should put your fist in it. Does this end with an alien robot bursting out of the ground while you have to cut your stuck hand free with a sword

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:27:19 No.15305996

>>15305958
There are a few steps you need to take. Firstly, find a wisp, lich, wight, demon or helhound. Then pledge your soul to her. Not only does this tie into the second step, it pleases the girl and will net you a waifu. The second step is to have some form of deadman's switch activated suicide. Then simply lay your guard aside and wait for the assailant to come to rape you. Just as she closes in, release the switch and enjoy the most peaceful oblivion you'll ever experience for a short moment before your soul is transferred over to its owner to be replaced in your body. This scarrs the manticunt for life.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:29:24 No.15306004 >>15305996 I want to see a comic of this I'm a terrible person

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:29:48 No.15306007 >>15305958 Throw a coin in it and make a wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:31:15 No.15306013 >>15305958 STICK YOUR DICK IN IT YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:35:34 No.15306033 File: 806 KB, 992x1403, d80c5d93b247cbcab53efea3eeb8a760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone get this poor girl some clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:36:50 No.15306037 >>15305921 >matrilinially Be honest now anons. How many of you would do this if it was a condition for marrying a high class monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:37:06 No.15306039 >>15305784 I hate lilims.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:38:04 No.15306044 >>15306037 I'm not sure what that condition implies

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:39:35 No.15306051 File: 351 KB, 850x997, 1464406609882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306033 I want to breed with a Jubjub that has that body.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:40:12 No.15306055 >>15306037 Depends on if i actually loved her I don't want to marry someone i don't love

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:40:26 No.15306056 >>15306033 Sure thing, but I have to ask her why their gone in then first place and why come to me for help?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:41:01 No.15306060 >>15306033 Should I give her my pants or my shirt?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:42:11 No.15306063 >>15306037 Not like your bloodline isn't going to end anyway when you marry a monster girl that can only birth monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:42:24 No.15306065 I wanna curl up with a Wurm on a cold winter night.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:42:25 No.15306066 >>15306044 Long story short, you take her last name and so do any future children.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:45:28 No.15306073 File: 1.32 MB, 1349x960, feab0808b2b12a396ac8d6aaf501125f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You came to the wrong neightborhood, mofufucker.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:46:48 No.15306082 >>15306037 Sure why not, would never expect a woman I love to do something that I wouldn't do myself. My family would just be happy that I secured my future too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:47:57 No.15306087 >>15306066 But in my country children have two last names, one for each parent. I would anyway, not that much of a great deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:49:28 No.15306089 >>15306087 >children I meant people in general, not only children

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:51:35 No.15306096 >>15306073 Oh sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:52:20 No.15306099 >>15306073 >mofufucker >wrong neighborhood >all this mofu I think im in the right place. For i will become a literal mofu fucker.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:53:25 No.15306106 >>15306073 This is my neighborhood now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:54:17 No.15306112 >>15306073 >You will never move into a little mofutown in your city because of the cheap rent and be met with this Mixed feelings.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:54:53 No.15306116 >>15306051 >TFW only Quicksilver writes about slutty mofu bird

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:55:57 No.15306117 >>15306037 it would make sense. I'd be fine with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:57:50 No.15306121 >>15306051 Those thighs are miraculous

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 14:58:06 No.15306122 >Room so cold my breath comes out misted >But is so warm under my sheets I'm overheating I need a corpse to cuddle to balance this out

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:01:38 No.15306133

>>15306112
>Move there because of the cheap rent
>Half the price of the next cheapest place
>Everyone warns you that it's a bad idea and that the extra money is worth it
>Blow them off
>Pleasantly surprised by how nice everyone is to you
>The local shops always give you discounts, delivery drivers refuse tips, and your landlord and neighbors always make a point to ask if there's anything you need when they see you
>Then, of course, comes the full moon
>You go to bed like normal, only to be woken up by the sound of someone in your apartment
>Your eyes snap open, but you only see darkness
>You soon realize that you're blindfolded and tied up, and can hear multiple people around you
>You're raped until sunrise
>You call the police, but they take one whiff of you and call you a slut before leaving
>You signed a contract too, so you're stuck in this apartment for a year
>Every full moon it's the same thing, but after a few months the culprits are obvious
>Their growing bellies give them away

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:02:57 No.15306140 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, 1438658430877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306122 Find a yeti and yuki onna who will stop fighting long enough to cuddle you at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:03:21 No.15306143 >>15306073 This seems like my neighborhood.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:04:05 No.15306146 >>15306133 Do I have to raise the kids?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:05:30 No.15306151 >>15306140 No that just makes the inside of my sheets hot if we add my body head to the equation and assume the coldness of Yuki onna is cancelled by the yeti. I need an undead who doesn't emit coldness, but soaks up my heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:07:40 No.15306159 File: 1.56 MB, 1760x1034, 98402937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306133 >You signed a contract too, so you're stuck in this apartment for a year You say this like it's a problem

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:12:26 No.15306175 >>15306116 I didn't mind that story.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:15:46 No.15306188

>>15306133
Well it's time to give in to the depression and humiliation, and when one of the mofu ask you what's wrong, confide in her your experiences, pretending to be oblivious to her growing belly. Expel it all like a catharsis, water works and all. And then wait until the night of the full moon, run a hot bath, put on some good music loud, down two bottles of vodka at once and open your arms from elbow to wrist. Be the martyr that sparks a city wide reform to treat men better.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:17:02 No.15306192 >>15306146 No, no men ever stay. They lure one in with cheap cost of living and a warm atmosphere, then rape him and raise the resulting daughters while he escapes. Then the process repeats.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:17:13 No.15306194 Fuck mofutown, I'm moving to Dragon Town.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:18:23 No.15306199 >>15306192 But anon, you can't rape the willing

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:19:32 No.15306204 >>15305978 It's just your friendly neighborhood red tenticle. >>15305992 No, it just results in you finding yourself face to face with a rare, red spiny tentacle girl. >>15306037 I would. Would be well worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:20:24 No.15306208 >>15306194 >It's just a bunch of lizard girls with fake wings They'd still spoil you rotten though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:23:56 No.15306220 >>15306208 Aww, they're not real dragons? Well, whatever one I have as a roommate better be really good at spoiling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:24:34 No.15306222 >>15306188 But most men love to be treated that way. >>15306192 Maybe if the got husbands and had loving families, they wouldn't have to do this sort of thing the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:24:37 No.15306223 >>15306208 False dragons? I'd be more than happy to work as a cuddle slut in that town.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:26:55 No.15306231 >>15304762 >>15304780 I knew there was more than one person who went to both this and that general.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:27:49 No.15306238 File: 811 KB, 1050x800, mofu spring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306133 Will there be one mofu who takes pity on me and doesn't rape me? Will she tenderly love and take care of me?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:29:58 No.15306250

>>15306222
>But most men love to be treated that way.
Memes aside, I probably couldn't handle actual rape. Like, Mgs are all hot right, and I'm a slut so asides from the furries any rape would probably stop being rape halfway through. But that's because I can see and relate to the rapist, and the odds of it turning into something more are high. But blind folded? Used and abused like a warm dildo by every one around me and then treated like the occurrence and by extension I wasn't even worth bringing up afterwards? I wasn't even worth a relationship after the fact? I'd probably neck myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:31:02 No.15306256 >>15306151 The yuki can turn up her cold to even it out, but then the yeti will turn up her heat and hug tighter causing the yuki to get colder until they turn it into a contest of coldest vs hottest

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:31:16 No.15306258 Reminder that gaining the strength to protect your wife is one of lifes finest goals

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:32:07 No.15306265 >>15306258 That's not mine, I'd rather be a house husband and bake food and keep the house clean for the waifu. I think supporting your wife and following behind her is one of lifes finest goals.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:32:15 No.15306267 >>15306250 >I wasn't even worth a relationship after the fact? I'd probably neck myself. Harsh, but honest. I imagine the frequency of such events would suffer a sharp rise, post MG introduction.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:33:06 No.15306272 >>15306256 Just gimme a wight, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:34:08 No.15306278 >>15306258 Just protecting? or becoming famed warriors that can wreck shit both alone and together?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:35:02 No.15306285 >>15306194 How much is the rent on a ryu-owned shrine/property?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:36:53 No.15306295 >>15306175 It wasn't bad but it's better than a faggot like Robert doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:36:54 No.15306296 >>15306265 Nah fuck that house husband stuff Id rather have a co worker to build greatness together. where the drive to do things beyond pleasing your wife?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:39:05 No.15306303

>>15306220
Well, real dragons aren't really the community type.

Your roommate would always come back tired, cranky and soaked in sweat from weapon training. But if you're nice enough to have a hot bath ready for her, she would hug you and have you try out all her cooking.

She has to practice those domestic skills you see, for when she gets a husband. It might be a little odd seeing someone so muscled humming happily in a frilly apron with hearts on it while she writes your name on a homemade cake in icing. Or how she stands a little too close to you. Or how she asks you all the time about what men like and how to make them happy. Or how she blushes when her friends tease her about how close she is to you.

You wouldn't molest such an innocent creature would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:39:21 No.15306304 >>15306296 >where the drive to do things beyond pleasing your wife? Why would I need anything but my wife to be happy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:39:28 No.15306307 >>15306295 I don't think the dread writefag had anything to do with it, but I'm not here enough to know for sure.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:39:30 No.15306308

>>15305106
ShindoL's only done a couple real "Downer Endings" that I can recall. His Legend of Zelda Doujin, and his most recent manga, Emergence.

Really went all the way on "Downer" with the latter. Like, geezus, guy does hot half-ass.
Like when Z-Ton decided to do NTR, he tripled down on the concept.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:40:22 No.15306312 >>15306278 Both No matter what, a man is a protector of what he owns. but you must also have faith in you wife's ability to defend herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:41:05 No.15306314 >>15306303 Of course not. I'd rather her have her way with me one day when she comes back from work, tired, sweaty, and grumpy. And ready to fuck me in the most primal way she can.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:43:00 No.15306324 >>15306133 Foxes really are the worst!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:44:33 No.15306333 >>15306133 I would stay there. Sounds like a nice place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:45:34 No.15306338 >>15306307 It's less him and more the site he's on

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:47:09 No.15306345

>>15306304
You seriously cant tell me that your wife's pleasure is all that matters. what about other goals, dreams to do great things, to put your mark on the world? will you truly be happy when you keel over and all you've done is made cookies daily and no one cares enough to remember you?

It may be the world you want anon, but that is a world I reject with all my heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:48:31 No.15306352 >>15306324 I know right. A community of wolves would ensure he wakes up the next morning in a pile of wolfus all snoozing contently, their alpha female cooking breakfast for him, making sure he understood that he was loved. Not like these fox shits

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:48:40 No.15306353 >>15306314 >she goes full lizard brain >drags you by the collar into the bedroom spends the whole next day apologizing

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:50:15 No.15306358 >>15306345 >to put your mark on the world? she is my world and making her happy is all I need in life

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:52:16 No.15306366 >>15306352 ...Do they have rooms for rent in their community?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:53:08 No.15306372
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>>15306308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

>ShindoL
>Mindbreak with Link; TSF Monogatari has a scat scenario, mindbreak, rape, impregnation, cuckolding, futanari; Life of a Dairy Cow has BBC, impregnation and rape, anal fisting, guro, snuff ending; Lucky Yui is fucking bestiality

>Z-Ton
>X of an Era has incest, cuckolding, futanari, impregnation; Slime Girl has snuff, breeding, cumpumping; Bat ninja has NTR, >monsterboys, some serious mental issues

>Horitomo and Ahobaka
>Centaur mangas with MALE CENTAURS, may or may not include NTR, one of them has a human boy taking a horse dildo up his ass
>Ahobaka's NTR has a female centaur literally getting studded in front of her human boyfriend by big horse cock

I just want this pain to end.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:55:45 No.15306383 >>15306372 Why are centaurs such NTR bait. Why can't they beat the horsecock?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:56:29 No.15306388 >>15306358 I will disagree To put your self below someone like that disgusts me to no end. a loving relationship is fine, but you might as well be a fucking robot with your mindset.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:58:16 No.15306400 >>15306383 Because all people can see is size and because of human women being whores who only care about size horse dicks become the default 'best eva' despite finishing literally within 10 seconds. Human dick > all other dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 15:58:55 No.15306405 >>15306383 They literally do in Horitomo's

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:02:20 No.15306420 File: 378 KB, 1117x609, VAMPMILK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tittypires

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:02:25 No.15306421 >>15306400 Like in all things, the real strength of humanity is in our stamina.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:02:26 No.15306422 >>15306405 It's still shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:04:07 No.15306427 >>15306388 But I'm not below her, we're equals in love. I desire her happiness and she desires mine. Truly, that is the sign of the strongest bond.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:04:11 No.15306429 >>15306420 .... Excuse me, I need to go enact a plan with a haughty vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:06:21 No.15306438 >>15306420 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:06:28 No.15306439 >>15306388 I feel like you've been dwelling on this for a while.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:07:27 No.15306444
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>>15306383
She beats it in the Horitomo doujin but the closest answer I can offer you is it probably has something to do with Greek mythologies.

Basically, alot of the times in Greek mythos they were depicted not much differently than you see in Crabman's MonMusume world. Big, burly horsemen who have a habit of getting shitfaced, embracing dick measuring contests, and kidnapping and fucking human women in their drunken revelry like a bunch of Slavs.

There were exceptions to the rules like Chiron, who became the constellation Sagittarius. He was a well-learned healer and archer that was different from his ken in that regard. But for the most part, Centaurs would get drunk, fuck their horsepussy wives and go on raiding parties to fuck human women as well.

TL;DR: Male Centaurs are literally, not figuratively shit tier in all forms of media with the exception of Chiron and almost always lose to human dick because while they have massive horse cocks, they last maybe ten to twenty seconds tops.

That and human dick can actually stimulate a horsepussy's G-spot, unlike the big red love rocket at the bottom of a Centaur's horse barrel. Hell, the fuckers can't even properly masturbate themselves, having to slap their shafts up and down by moving back and forth like retarded rocking horses.

Centorea is still waifu material, irregardless of that fact. Half-breeds a QT 3.14

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:08:12 No.15306446 >>15306420 >ACCEPT THE LOVE OF YANDERE VAMPIRE MOTHERUS This is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:09:02 No.15306451 >>15306438 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:09:35 No.15306453 >>15306451 No thank you, I don't like Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:12:23 No.15306457 >>15306439 I am seriously fucking sick of this whole "househusband" thing, there are a lot of things I hate in this thread but this I'm starting to truly despise.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:12:23 No.15306458 >>15306439 He definitely has been. I'm wasn't even the first guy he was talking to, who knows how many anons he's gone through.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:12:41 No.15306461 >>15306444 >they last maybe ten to twenty seconds tops People keep saying this but there is nothing to suggest that as human/horse hybrids their reproductive organs remain so laughable premature despite their size.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:12:50 No.15306462 Paladin Chan deserves to get cucked

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:13:48 No.15306464 >>15306462 You deserve to get cucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:14:31 No.15306467 >>15306462 Paladin chan deserves to be placed in front of a lilim an get her life sorted out

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:14:50 No.15306468 >>15306462 No she deserves to be monsterized and then tenderly loved and impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:15:09 No.15306470 >>15306457 But what if you want to be a house husband to a nice strong mg?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:17:22 No.15306475 >>15306457 I'm going to be a househusband for my onee-san monster girl when lilims rule the world and you can't stop me!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:18:28 No.15306481 >>15306457 I'll be sure to remember your impotent hatred when I fantasize about cooking a baller as fuck roast for when the waifu gets home.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:18:31 No.15306482 >>15306457 But its the way of the thread, why fight it?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:20:34 No.15306487

>>15306372
See, I don't consider a lot of that "Downers". Fucked up, certainly, but not a "Downer" in the end.

Forgot about Life of a Dairy Cow though, that was pretty bad. And was Slime Girl Z-Ton? Thought that was someone else.

Far as I know Horitomo is pretty vanilla all around.
Ahobaka is almost without exception awful all around.

>>15306405
>>15306444
Was that one Horitomo? Eh. Well, I guess defied NTR is better than straight NTR. No NTR at all would be better still, but if an artist feels compelled to delve into that genre...

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:20:40 No.15306488
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England Comic Con was fun today. The ATM situation was a disaster, though.

Saw lots of Ahri cosplayers, and exactly one Papi cosplayer, which was a nice surprise. No monstergirl doujins, though. Maybe next time, but the merchandise they usually bring in is pretty entry-level and repetitive over several years. At least I managed to buy both ZOE games for £18.

So did the thread archive naturally this time, or what?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:21:13 No.15306489
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>>15306457
>goes to a thread where people talk about hhow much they want to get aggressively mated by half-human, half monsters.
>these often greatly surpass humans in strength and sometimes even in intelligence.
>gets triggered by the fact that many people want to be the submissive/domesticated partner

Your just plain fucking stupid to come here. I know that some monster girls are for maledoms but this is like going to a Christian church and expecting support for gay marriage and abortion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:21:28 No.15306491 >>15306487 Kill yourself, NTR is trash no matter what.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:21:47 No.15306493

>>15306444
>Half-breeds a QT 3.14
Now that you mention it, Cerea's the only example of a half-breed centaur we have, and she's a female. That means there's a 50% of chances human-centaur couples only can make female centaurs. If you add this to the canon fact that female centaurs are starting to abandon their males for human, that could make centaurs a only-female race like lamias and harpies in the future. That makes me happy.

>>15306461
>Let's give the monsterboys all the plusses and none of the flaws
If we go with that, 2D human men have 30cm long dicks, can last days and cum 1l of semen because hentai told me so.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:24:01 No.15306496 >>15306491 Unless it's a girl getting cucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:24:28 No.15306498 >>15306493 Fuck off cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:24:34 No.15306499 >>15306496 Still shit. He's right.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:25:02 No.15306500
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>>15306493
They're abandoning their centaur husbands because they're literally the niggers of the EMG world. They want all the bitches, think having a massive dick is best, spend all day chasing those bitches around, don't care when they spirited away by human men who love them for being themselves rather than how many children they can foal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:26:00 No.15306508 >>15306491 I never said it wasn't. Just that defying the convention is better than playing them straight. Better =/= Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:26:22 No.15306513 >>15306498 Do you even know what cuck means? >>15306500 You forgot that human men actually attracts them unlike their males.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:27:22 No.15306517 >>15306499 You're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:27:32 No.15306518 >>15306513 Fuck off cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:28:08 No.15306520 >>15306488 >So did the thread archive naturally this time, or what? Yep.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:28:08 No.15306521

>>15306493
>If you add this to the canon fact that female centaurs are starting to abandon their males for human, that could make centaurs a only-female race like lamias and harpies in the future.
A few threads back, I came up with the theory that, with the way Centaur Society is moving now, evolutionary biology may cause the rare male births to lose the rough looks they developed previously, to better compete with humans for female centaur mates. Yes. Traptaurs are the future.

I imagine this theory makes you less happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:28:10 No.15306522 >>15306518 Fuck off cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:28:38 No.15306524 >>15306498 >>15306518 Don't you like male centaurs getting cucked? Cry some more faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:28:55 No.15306527 >>15306522 Fuck off cuck.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:29:26 No.15306529

>>15306489
What I hate is the simplicity.
I don't give a fuck about maledom in this case, I just don't like the idea of a being a stay at home guy and it annoys me that that's where it ends for most people.

People no want to do something with anyform of meaning other than "how will this please my wife" its the same thing for ages and Im itered of it.

I don't give a fuck about a monsters power and intelligence, I'm just sick of "nope, house husband" being the response to almost fucking everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:29:40 No.15306530 >>15306521 >compete with humans for female centaurs >trap You wot, fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:29:41 No.15306531 >>15306517 No, they are pretty spot on. NTR is shit in all its incarnations.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:29:59 No.15306534 >>15306527 Fuck off cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:30:41 No.15306537 >>15306534 Shut up, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:31:38 No.15306542 Foxes will treat you like human garbage! Hook up with a cute wolfu instead!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:32:06 No.15306544 >>15306537 Shut up, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:32:36 No.15306547 Hey guys, guess who just got tickets to Wonderland?! Who wants to come with me?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:32:42 No.15306548

>>15306530
Hes saying that since horsesluts like bishounen men, the only centaur males to breed will naturally grow more attractive and "pretty". Perhaps this ill coe about by female centaurs returning to ther biological roots, or perhaps this will be due to centaur men seducing human women with their giant horse cocks and learning to last longer. Who knows, that's crabman for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:33:07 No.15306550 File: 37 KB, 270x276, 1381443361367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306073 >Neightborhood full of Titanias >Neightborhood full of Lamias >Neightborhood full of Krakens

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:34:12 No.15306552 >>15306531 What if the woman getting NTR'd is shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:34:18 No.15306553 File: 766 KB, 1000x1000, 25c44c50cc2caefa6b2bc6515729ada72701775d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306542 I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:34:43 No.15306554 >>15306542 Maybe I will.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:34:53 No.15306556

>>15306548
Not gonna happen, crabman is not as much of a faggot as that guy is. EMG may have monsterboys, but crabman make sure to point out human men are always better and desired for all the females over their own males (if they even have), and they're only used as a joke/plot purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:34:59 No.15306557 >>15306513 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg That too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:35:30 No.15306560 >>15306529 I sort of get how you feel. I'm fed up of the cute shit at this point, but just like your pet hate it doesn't make up the whole thread, so I just leave and do something else if the subject pops up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:35:48 No.15306561 >>15306544 Shut up, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:36:20 No.15306563 >>15306552 All NTR is shit no matter the situation. "The woman being NTR'd is shit so its okay!" No, you coward. Break the relationship and then fuck the other woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:36:34 No.15306565 >>15306560 >>15306560 In my defence, he asked and I tend to get ranty

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:36:52 No.15306566 >>15306561 Shut up, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:37:07 No.15306568 File: 244 KB, 1200x1729, Fuckoff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306556 >>15306548 This is literally the first thing that came to mind when people are calling Traptaurs now fuck off to Bourbon/Shoggocks/Whoever is pushing that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:37:28 No.15306570 Are the guys repeating each other dicking around or are they both bitterly trying to enrage the other?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:37:29 No.15306571 >>15306550 >Neightborhood full of Titanias Sounds like a great place to live.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:37:36 No.15306572 >>15306529 Got a example?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:38:15 No.15306574 >>15306556 The impulse to write them into your setting at all is a red flag. It's like writing furry futa scat and portraying it as a joke/plot purpose. No. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:38:32 No.15306576 >>15306566 Shut up, fag. >>15306570 I'm just fucking around.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:39:09 No.15306580 >>15306529 You're welcome to leave any time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:39:22 No.15306582 >>15306556 The minotaurs in 12Beast seemed to like each other just fine. But that got cancelled, so maybe Crabman caught on that MBs a shit? >>15306568 Yeah, that's a pretty good depiction. And it's usually Bourbon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:39:55 No.15306586 >>15306576 Shut up, fag. >>15306570 I'm just fucking around.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:40:45 No.15306589 >Reading EMG >Talking about EMG >Seriously discussing the garbage in EMG. Go back to /a/ you fucking faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:40:52 No.15306590 >>15306568 What the fuck am I reading in that picture?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:41:16 No.15306592 >>15306489 Not him, but MGs are what you make of them, and it's anons' tastes that dictate whether they are stronger or smarter than humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:41:30 No.15306593 >>15306563 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:41:37 No.15306594 File: 242 KB, 295x498, 1409793345152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306571 I know right? I'm mainly into femdom but I also love easygoing girls a lot. It's one of my favorite archetypes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:41:47 No.15306597 >>15306590 Z-Ton basically saying a gelding horse (Which is something that happens in real life because stallions are assholes) is a trap and applied it to Centaurs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:42:38 No.15306601 >>15306589 >Talking about a monster girl manga in the monstergirl thread is wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:43:37 No.15306607 >>15306592 What's the point if they aren't?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:43:39 No.15306608 >>15306593 Fuck off cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:43:49 No.15306609 >>15306571 >neighborhood full of onee-sans such as wocks, titanias, krakens. When can i move in?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:43:54 No.15306610 >>15306594 Easygoing femdom sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:44:11 No.15306612 >>15306601 Not him but there's extremely good reasons for wanting to keep the EMG fanbase away.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:44:18 No.15306614

>>15306589
I feel like we should discuss EMG and the issues with EMG more often. Too often do I see faggots defending that shit here, or seeing it as anything other than 3dpd crap. In doing so, the number of actuall EMG fans should drop either in finding that they aren't welcome here, or in realizing the manga for what it is

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:45:01 No.15306620 Abs?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:45:49 No.15306621 >>15306620 Abs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:45:56 No.15306622 >>15306601 >Monster boys >That entire arc with that 3DPD cow bitch >Furries and yuri NTR Fuck off to /a/ and don't come back you faggot.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:46:00 No.15306623

>>15306572
Not him but lets do this

If I was to say something simple like "I want to go one a adventure with a demon" you would get a bunch of people quitting early to become a house husband, and chunk saying that they would fix the contract to have headpats and cuddles and the rest will force alps like most succubus related topics.

only a small few would actually have a interesting reply of how a demon would help them on the journey or how what the mission would be that would need a demon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:46:25 No.15306624 >>15306609 I'm going to try and find a single onee-san there and ask if a poor young helpless boy can stay with her! But, I don't have any money, though if there's any other way I could pay her, that'd be great!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:46:30 No.15306626 >>15306610 I wasn't even talking about easy going femdom, just easy going girs, but yeah that would be great as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:46:49 No.15306628 >>15306622 >3DPD cow bitch ?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:47:24 No.15306630 >>15306623 Link me to the threads where that kind of potential coontent is shut down due to people prematurely going "lol no househusbando". You're exaggerating.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:48:24 No.15306634 >>15306609 If you're willing to get spoiled? Anytime. >>15306626 Yeti's would be good at that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:48:24 No.15306635 >>15306563 The only acceptable version is when a man's bachelorhood is NTR'd

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:48:36 No.15306637 >>15306628 The one who had a guy she liked and he also liked her but she let another guy milk her naked tits because of a dumb misunderstanding that could have been solved if she talked to him.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:50:02 No.15306646 >>15306607 Depends on what want out of them. Adventures in fantasy land? Being a househusband for a porwerful mistress? Being King Big Dick ruling over simpler, base creatures? You decide what the point is, anon.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:50:22 No.15306647

>>15306628
Cathyl the Minotaur.

Lives on a farm run by a guy whom she identifies as her boyfriend. She put him in the hospital when she overheard him muttering some female names in the barn one night. They were the animals that he tends to, that she was too stupid to remember the names of, despite working there herself.

Then when Darling and his harem visited their farm, she took Darling to a secluded spot, and asked him to milk her since she was pent up, and she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get back from the hospital she put him in.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:50:29 No.15306648

>>15306623
You're full of shit, there's very few times when that's actually happened. The majority of the time house husband stuff is separate from those kinds of situations.

Besides, it's not going away since it's been here since the /a/ days. It's not going to change any time soon so the only options are to let it be and post about stuff you enjoy or leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:53:53 No.15306655 >>15306630 The convo goes on for long, there is no shutting down, its just the same results same shit different brand. but I know you you guys are going to say. "your the one with the problem, nut up or shut up" so ill end here

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:54:07 No.15306657 >>15306634 But there's so many onee-sans, how will I know which is the right one for me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:54:49 No.15306659 >>15306647 >I'm to embarrassed to ask the women I work and live with to help me >Lets get this random guy to see touch and milk my tits and drive me to the brink of orgasm because thats okay Jesus and there are people who defend this

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:56:34 No.15306666 >>15306646 I just like them to be better then base human women in most aspects. Kind of the point for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:56:36 No.15306667 >>15306655 You also chose an awful example to use. The entire point of MGE demons is that they protect and spoil their contracted man which makes them perfect for the content you're complaining about. It's almost like the setting isn't for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:57:09 No.15306669 File: 1001 KB, 1550x2400, 9792214e5d4d6cfbe195241014dca96.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306645 Laguna a cute little tittymonster. Then again, Granblue has a lot of cute little tittymonsters.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:57:37 No.15306671

>>15306659
I know, right?

Hell, I actually like EMG for what it is, but I sincerely think that might be one of the worst chapters. Fuck, Crabman even did an omake for the published release that included the two Barometz Twins making fake flyers for the farm basically whoring out the Minotaur. "Cathyl a Slut" is pretty much a canon gag, so it's not like we're reading too much into it or some such.

Bright side: Those barometz twins were adorable, as were the antics of Papi with some bird chicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:57:40 No.15306672 >>15306657 You dont find the right one, they find you.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:58:09 No.15306674

>>15306623
I find the childish headpat stuff worse, but I see I'm not the only one fed up with the repetition on here.
But complaining about it does nothing, we need to be the ones to write the interesting scenarios and start the discussions we want to read.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 16:58:59 No.15306678 >>15306671 >I actually like EMG for what it is, You're a fucking idiot then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:00:52 No.15306691 >>15306645 Cute. >>15306669 That it does. Yaia makes me want to commit a crime. Her fate episode where she gets jealous is beyond cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:01:04 No.15306692 >>15306672 I'm going to hang out in the middle of Onee-san Square with a sign that lists my personal traits and wait for an Onee-san to sweep me off my feet!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:01:13 No.15306693 >>15306678 Maybe he likes vapid balloon tits on stick figures, you don't fucking know

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:01:40 No.15306695
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>>15306669
The game's a grindfest but I don't regret getting into it. Now if only the devs would stop being faggots and make this semen demon obtainable.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:02:23 No.15306700

>>15306582
>>15306574
Well, to be fair if you put a monsterboy in any capacity in a monstergirl story it turns from an actual MG story into a Generic Fantasy/Modern Setting #146u842758251.

I mean, I'm not going to judge what people put in their stories so long as they remain pertinent to the content of the thread and aren't done to bait out rage. Bob and the TFT faggots like Ovaries and Aftyn excluded from that statement, of course. They have enoug bestiality, monsterboys, and futa to sink an entire continent.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:03:00 No.15306702

>>15306678
We all have our guilty pleasures in life, anon.

It's not like Monster Girls are a very high-brow concept in the first place. It would be nice if they were though. Maybe someday we'll have a more varied and interesting line-up of content to choose from.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:03:14 No.15306703 >>15306666 And there's nothing wrong with that, Satan. I think most would agree. Personally, I'm just tired of the "lol inferior humans" shtick that sometimes gets pushed so hard, especially considering a magical wish-fullfilment setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:03:16 No.15306705 >>15306695 Apparently she's only 130 CM. So tiny that her tits would be at crotch height.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:03:44 No.15306708 >reading EMG for some sort of plot and not to see cute monstergirls doing cute things and to see your favorite girl The main cast is all really cute The only one i don't like is cuckfish

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:05:03 No.15306713 Crabman either makes a girl with a decent that has no real cons but a terrible personality, or a girl with a great personality but her monster parts have so many cons it's not worth it. How can one person fuck up so hard all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:05:11 No.15306714 >>15306692 Just go to the "free otouto's" building and hold up the sign.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:05:28 No.15306715

>>15306700
>I'm not going to judge what people put in their stories so long as they remain pertinent to the content of the thread
Well you should because monsterboys by definition are unrelated to the thread. Monstergirls doesn't save that, and they need to me redirected to /d/'s /tg/ smut

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:06:03 No.15306719 >>15306705 That just makes her attitude all the better, she's aggressive for a shortstack. Standing paizuri would be easy too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:06:33 No.15306720 >>15306715 I'm saying that so long as it doesn't have monsterboys or any explicit /d/ or /tg/ shit I don't mind it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:06:42 No.15306722 >>15306713 Rachnera and Lala are good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:06:56 No.15306724 >>15306667 I'm not the example guy. I said my piece and was done then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:07:28 No.15306725 >>15306708 The thing is, the monster girls aren't cute and they aren't doing cute things. All the monster girls are terrible in EMG.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:07:44 No.15306728 >>15306720 Ah, I just interpreted your stance as sympathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:07:47 No.15306729 File: 1.48 MB, 900x1100, 757fa81abe5c180821e6fc9228c140ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306691 >Her fate episode where she gets jealous is beyond cute. Does Narumeia ever get jealous due to her lovey dovey onee-san personality?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:08:21 No.15306732
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>>15306708
>The only one i don't like is cuckfish
She got better overtime.
Still "Worst" of the bunch. I felt for her in the chapter with the human girl though, when her gothic lolita fashion was insulted.

Gothic Lolita is nice.
Lala and Rachnee best girls tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:08:26 No.15306733 >>15306719 Too true. She probably be pouting up at you while she gives it too. I want her to fall asleep in my lap so that I can call her cute when she wakes up.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:08:50 No.15306737

>>15306720
While I get that posting monsterboys is haram in these threads (monter GIRL thread and all), why are people getting so triggered over even just the implicatins of monsterboys existing in a setting? Are you afraid of competition and getting cucked by monster dick or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:09:02 No.15306738 >>15306732 >spoiler You mean Mia and Tio

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:09:59 No.15306741 >>15306722 Debatable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:10:01 No.15306742 >>15306729 I can't answer as I don't have her yet. I'm a waterfag. Silva and Societte a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:10:02 No.15306743 >>15306737 Nah fuck you I'm not doing this again

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:10:59 No.15306747 >>15306737 Fuck off.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:11:52 No.15306748

>>15306737
>why are people getting so triggered over even just the implicatins of monsterboys existing in a setting?
No one wants it, and its inclusion by definition dictates it is no longer threat related. You have to understand how niche and definitive a sub-genre of fantasy this is. The mere inclusion of monsterboys takes this out of monstergirl relevance and tosses it into generic fantasy. which is not what this thread is for.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:11:54 No.15306749
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>>15306542
Foxes:
• Ladies to whom romance is an important thing
• Cheerful, faithful, but also a bit mischevious, they'll take any opportunity presented to sneak away from their shrine and join you for some company and relaxation
• Will wear their white miko kimono just a little more open at the collar than they should to look attractive to you. Love dressing beatifully and gracefully, and will dress sexily if they can pull it off with elegance
• Take great pride in their tails, brushing them every morning, afternoon, and night
• When handholding, will interlock the tips of their fingers with the tips of yours before touching palms, blush and smile
• Will initiate sex by taking you out into the forest on a moonlit night, kissing you and gently pushing you onto the ground, before wrapping herself around you as you take her womanhood

Wolfgirls
• Monstergirls who embody the essence of passion and wildness
• Can range from quiet and serious to excitable and determinedly energetic; either way, the concept of personal space doesn't exist to them
• Like to wear free, unrestrictive clothes like shorts and sleeveless tops. Why cover your limbs when they're covered in fur? Don't be surprised to find their clothes drenched in sweat, covered in flora, and torn in many places
• Will keep their tails as clean as needed to maintain their own health, but won't mind if you give them a nice pampering too
• Will grab your hand in their fluffy paws without any hesitance whatsoever, grinning that tomboy grin as you slip your fingers between their paws and squeeze back
• Will initiate sex during the full moon, wherever you might be, more-or-less on the spot. Near-aggressive kissing is guaranteed: your neck, cheeks, ears and forehead will not escape unkissed as they wrap their legs around you and ride you into the ground, both of you hugging for dear life as sexual instinct overcomes your bodies

There's something for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:13:49 No.15306760 >>15306703 There is somewhat of a point to it being pushed so hard, considering how dumb the "muh humanity" crowd can get if they can get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:14:15 No.15306762 >>15306748 The funny thing is the people that don't realize this likely don't have much experience in fantasy in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:14:43 No.15306766 >>15306737 Because it takes the foundations of the setting and breaks them into a million tiny pieces?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:15:45 No.15306770 File: 1.09 MB, 1038x1700, cdf7cd84e835f4beb8a564c3f8ca2e28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306733 You would probably earn yourself another pout or some verbal barbs for that, she's not exactly the honest type.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:15:54 No.15306771 Foxes and Wolfus are basically the same, why is this even a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:16:08 No.15306772 >>15306749 >Foxes >Faithful Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:16:27 No.15306774 You know what would be nice. getting into wood carving with a sharp clawed monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:17:25 No.15306776 >>15306772 (You)

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:17:37 No.15306777 >>15306749 >Being dominated by the Wolfu or the Fox Fucking nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:17:53 No.15306780 >>15306749 Foxes are sluts! Unfaithful sluts!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:19:14 No.15306785 >>15306770 True. Just requires a hearty laugh and a pat on her head. Just gotta get ready to dodge.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:19:50 No.15306787 >>15306725 So are MGE monster girls if you think about it hard enough. So don't.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:20:15 No.15306788

>>15306762
They are complete newfags who don't get the ins and outs and the finer nuances of what makes one thing X and another thing Y.

>>15306749
Foxes: Blindfold and gangrape you and leave you naked, shivering and lonely in the morning
Wolfus: Gangrape you with plenty of kisses and cuddles and leave you naked, warm and in a pile of wolf fluff as one of the more considerate and older of the group cooks breakfast in the next room and offers you a coffee to help you on your feet and into the shower

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:20:28 No.15306789 >>15306748 My problem with this is what if we want to discuss Monster Girls who come from a generic fantasy story? Are we to exclude them purely on the predication they come from a setting which does not focus upon them exclusively?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:20:34 No.15306790 >>15306749 But the question I have is are either of them trustworthy and actually want real relationships with me, because trust and good chemistry are important if any monster girl wishes to date me?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:20:44 No.15306792

>>15306772
They hide their true faithfulness behind a veil of playfulness and mischevious actions.

>>15306777
It's not being dominated if you fuck them back as hard (or as gently) as they fuck you.

>>15306780
They're a type of canid monstergirl, and all canid monstergirls are loyal and faithful to the death by nature.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:20:59 No.15306794 >>15306785 Now I just want to put my hand on her head and keep her at arm's length while she tries to land blows with her short arms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:21:40 No.15306796 Guys, guys, don't need to fight. Both foxes and wolves are shit, snakes are best

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:22:03 No.15306797 >>15306780 Foxes don't share their men around, I don't think they're the unfaithful ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:22:12 No.15306798 File: 1.13 MB, 2000x1371, tmp_31437-best245911792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this EMG bullying Please don't

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:22:19 No.15306799 I wanna go to a hot spring with the dragon 5!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:23:37 No.15306803 >>15306774 You mean like a lamia or a succubus or something? carving trinkets and shit? sounds like a nice hobby

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:23:55 No.15306804 >>15306789 Talk about them but don't discuss the setting because it isn't relevant. Post a picture of them and talk about what you would like to do to/with them but don't bring their setting into it

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:24:38 No.15306806 >>15306798 why not? its Saturday and the angry maledon anon has left

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:24:40 No.15306807

>>15306790
That's also important. Spend a good few months visiting the fox at her shrine, getting to know her over the food you bring, or the food she cooks. Or spend months bonding with a wolfgirl in the forest, hunting, camping and taking trips into the city together.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:25:19 No.15306808
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>>15306804
For example. I think that this is a 10/10 cutie. and I have spoken about what I'd like to do to her before. But I don't feel the need to talk about vampire monsterboys either, and it was never an issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:25:22 No.15306809 >>15306806 Can't we just get angry about Elves?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:25:47 No.15306812 >>15306796 >Snakes >Cold >No legs >No mofu Wrong, snakes are alright. >>15306806 Fuck off you shitposting faggot.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:25:50 No.15306813

>>15306789
Not him but it falls under the usual "Not on topic but we might still talk about it sometimes" rule. Like the Onis in Re Zero. Because the on topic place for talking about their setting is the entirety of /a/ or /tg/ for more traditional stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:26:55 No.15306816 File: 224 KB, 425x708, 1463966222171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306798 It's the weekend. It's to be expected. I want Crab to draw some more miko Miia.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:27:09 No.15306817 File: 3.80 MB, 2000x2500, Colorful dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306799 I want to bathe in warm water heated by a dragon's fire!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:27:41 No.15306818 >>15306798 EMG is trash, go back to /a/ >>15306816 You too.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:27:51 No.15306819

>>15306772
>>15306780
Did you guys watch that one H-Anime and get disillusioned or somethin'?

>>15306804
Mkay, fair enough.
I think an easier phrasing would be "If you know Monster Boys are a part of something, don't bring it up, ignore them and keep the focus on MGs."

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:28:04 No.15306820 >>15306816 Crabman and EMG are always shit on (with reason).

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:28:15 No.15306821 >>15306806 He wasn't angry about maledom, The word "househusband" was apparently used enough to trigger him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:29:34 No.15306826 >>15306794 I'd watch out, she may just use your arms to flip you over her. I'm sure if you fake getting injured they she'd feel really sorry about it....although payback about making her worry may soon follow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:30:33 No.15306829 >>15306820 Miiafag never gets shit on

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:30:50 No.15306831 >>15306806 >>15306821 For the record I am sorry about that. I've gotta control my anger better.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:31:36 No.15306838 >>15306829 Because he's cool, and chill.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:32:06 No.15306842

>>15306819
Well that's your fault, you identified the setting as the point of the contention. And regardless of how many great MGs the setting holds, the whole thing needs to be thrown in the trash. You;d have to talk about the MGs independent of the setting in that instance.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:32:36 No.15306847

>>15306807
I suppose both cases would work out fine for me, but I can't help but feel like either of them could try to do things to me against my will, I just need both of them to understand I need a lover who not only i can trust but also shares similar lies to me and is serious about the fact she truly loves me. What happens if I did get to know one of these two lovely ladies?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:33:03 No.15306849 >>15306829 >>15306838 Also a good source of new content which is nice since you faggots drove all the writefags out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:33:17 No.15306852 >>15306829 He rarely brings the setting in with his waifuposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:35:02 No.15306860 >>15306849 Wait so moose doesn't check these threads anymore? that sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:35:59 No.15306865 >>15306849 >since you faggots drove all the writefags out No, writefags get burnt out, encounter writers block, or have to deal with IRL stuff you bitter faggot. t. Writefag

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:36:09 No.15306867 >>15306847 Either one is capable of being serious about the matter. It's more up to you to take the time, I suppose. Wolfus are probably less versed in patience, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:37:22 No.15306870 >>15306860 If Moose would start doing monstergirl stuff outside of his current story I'd actually feel compelled to read his shit again.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:37:33 No.15306872

>>15306788
Foxes: Blindfold you and slink silently around you, whispering lewd, loving things into your ears. Maybe even surprise you with the occasional little kiss or nip to your chest, fufufu-ing when you jump in surprise. Will sit on your lap, surround you in their tails and fuck you in that position, and make sure the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning after taking off your blindfold is her sweet, smiling face.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:38:48 No.15306877 >>15306849 They are still here. Slowly producing. Procrastinating.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:39:51 No.15306884 >>15306852 I get the feeling he's the sort of guy who'd do his best to rescue Miia from the setting she's in right now. Change her story from a harem one to a romance one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:40:36 No.15306886 https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/ New chapter of this, chapter 24.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:42:30 No.15306898 File: 832 KB, 900x720, 0c563b8e01046db7319350e0dcf4e9c8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306826 All of this is making me want to go and spend money on merchandise of her. Why do side characters have to be this cute? It's unfair.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:42:56 No.15306901 >>15306842 Wow, you...really hate things that don't focus 100% on MGs, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:42:56 No.15306902 >>15306884 >Change her story from a harem one to a romance one So the first two chapters of EMG

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:44:13 No.15306908 >>15306898 Because. Either way, I want to make her smile and fill her with little dorafs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:46:11 No.15306914 File: 645 KB, 1024x861, CjUJT_OUkAEtNFh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:47:02 No.15306915 >>15306914 why's her clothes off?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:47:30 No.15306921

>>15306902
Yeah, exactly. No harem frustrations or competing, and no trying to play for page-space or attention because there's so many other girls about.

Just dates, waking up wrapped in lamia tail, and punching anyone who so much as looks at her funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:48:28 No.15306927 >>15306921 The manga should have been about many guys getting a gf/wife monstergirl, something like the first shorts he made.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:48:31 No.15306928 >>15306914 What a messy, sleepy fox. She doesn't seem like a morning person, unless those morning involve sleepins and snuggling.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:48:48 No.15306933

>>15306901
I say this time and time again and it makes me think you're being disingenuous and are deliberately evading the point. My personal feelings on monsterboys are neither here nor there. While I think Tolkien would have been 500% better with pale orc girls raping human boys, I'm not going to be triggered that the setting isn't like that.

But that is irrelevant. My feelings don't matter. It's rather cut and dry. The setting is not relevant to these threads. It doesn't belong here. This isn't the generic fantasy thread, it's been in the title and it will always be in the title. "Monster Girl thread"

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:48:56 No.15306934 >>15306915 She doesn't know how to wear them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:49:12 No.15306936 >>15306914 Fox in socks!

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:50:00 No.15306938

>>15306737
I'm not in the mood to bite the bait so fuck off.

>>15306728
I'm not sympathetic, as one of the faggots mentioned earlier I'm hardly stupid enough to post /tg/ or /d/ in here willy-nilly without expecting any reprecussions from the fine people of Ye Auld MGG.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:50:01 No.15306940

>>15306867
Well since I tend to be one who takes his relationships slowly and I don't want to find out what a wolf girl who lose patience does to me, I'd guess I have to go with the fox girl instead. I guess I should head up to her shrine and start getting to now her better to see if we hit it off well on the chemistry, though my inner fear and shyness i hope not get in the way. I want to learn to trust and find love, all I can hope is this goes well and that she's a person i'll enjoy hanging around with and getting to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:50:43 No.15306945 >>15306915 Because she's a whore like the fox that she is. I bet she's just waiting to be used by dozens of men.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:53:35 No.15306955 >>15306867 >Wolves are less versed in patience >The pack hunters that stalk their prey are less versed in patience than foxes that raid farmers

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:56:56 No.15306971 I want to be kidnapped by a monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:56:58 No.15306972 >>15306955 Wolves raid farmers too, you know. And ranchers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:57:15 No.15306975 File: 436 KB, 539x750, 1439337235993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306936 >"C-Chigau!"

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:59:04 No.15306985

>>15306955
>>15306972
So then, which one would be the most trustworthy and better to form a strong relationship with? It's important I know so I can have a good relationship and a companion I can feel safe/comfortable around with anything that could talk about, sharing our likes and doing things together while both of us enjoy one another.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:59:58 No.15306987 >>15306972 I just pulled something out of my ass, I don't really know anything about the hunting habits of foxes. Only that wolves have been shown to exhibit great patience in hunting prey to the tune of days and miles to find the right opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 17:59:59 No.15306988 File: 782 KB, 1000x1414, 1401281035212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306975 >"Baka!~"

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:00:41 No.15306996 File: 57 KB, 649x909, 1464472423115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice doggies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:01:36 No.15307001 >>15306760 We can make a distinction between conceding that maybe humans have some good points and self-congratulatory wank, but I see what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:01:50 No.15307003 >>15306985 You can't go wrong with either, really. That's canid girls for you.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:02:07 No.15307004 [SPOILER]

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Uh-oh anon! Looks like you tripped into a magical puddle that's transported you to MGE world!

After you dry off from getting drenched you can go and woo your favorite MG, no trouble at all, barring Zipangu region where you have a 20% chance of being abducted by an Ushi-Oni.

How will you woo said Monster Girl? Song? Dance of your people? Poetry? Maybe something else entirely?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:02:43 No.15307006 >>15306996 Is that Caster?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:03:08 No.15307010

>Be happy tailor in a small village
>We get invaded by undeads
>Zombies and Skeletons flood the roads and assault everyone
>Get caught by them and raped until I lost consciousness
>Wake up in some kind of laboratory
>Hear maniacal laughter in the distance
>A tall, skinny girl wearing a bloodsoaked lab coat comes
>She looks like a high-level undead
>She waves her hand around
>I suddenly levitate
>Get chained onto some kind autopsy table
>She leaves
>Try to break the bindings
>She comes back carrying a bloody pig head
>Freeze in horror
>She waves her hand again
>My pants bursts
>"Let's mesure how long it takes for a man to reach climax using a severed pig head." she says in a sinister voice
>"We'll repeat this experiment a hundred times and then we'll try with a chicken neck."
>She laughs manically
>I can only hope that I lose my sanity before she breaks me

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:03:45 No.15307012 >>15307004 I start my quest to have sex with every species of Monster Girl at least once. Gotta catch 'em all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:03:45 No.15307013 >>15307004 >favorite MG I have a lot of favorites. Ushis are one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:04:01 No.15307014 >>15307004 >Wurm Give her shinies, and my dick

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:04:09 No.15307015 >>15306933 My point is that regardless of what's relevant or not to the thread, the way you're wording your statements makes it seem as though you personally have something against everything not focused wholely on MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:05:37 No.15307023 >>15307010 You had me until the forced sex with severed animal heads.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:05:43 No.15307024

>>15306940
A wolfu in/developing a relationship wouldn't throw it away by forcing you into sex. Even during a full moon, she'd probably run off into the forest and masturbate herself violently the entire night. It'd be a test of spirit and endurance for her, but when you finally take her to the bed, just imagine how sweet it'd be.

Kind of reminds me of that greentext way back about a werewolf girl who still had an urge to kill during the full moon. So every day preceding that night, her and her lover would go deep into the forest. He'd kiss her goodbye while chaining her to a tree, and wait out the night safe at home while she raged.
In the morning, her chains would be broken, and she'd be sleeping in the same clearing he left her, covered in blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:05:50 No.15307025 >>15307015 I do, but not because of what it is, but because people like you keep trying to push it in the threads. I couldn't care less out of the context of these threads desu

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:05:53 No.15307026 >>15307004 >Rolled Merrow Fulfill her chuuni love fantasies by explaining how I am a man from another world looking for love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:07:00 No.15307036 >>15307004 What if I have multiple favorite monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:07:19 No.15307037 >>15307004 >>15307013 This, I have so many favorites I had problems even to make the top 15 template.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:07:20 No.15307038 >>15306927 Some later chapters were like that. Shame about the one guy who got the slutcow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:08:20 No.15307043 >>15307004 >Zipangu region where you have a 20% chance of being abducted by an Ushi-Oni. I'll take that chance to impress a Crow Tengu with my knowledge of folklore and creepy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:08:32 No.15307044 >>15307038 The guy who got the yuki-onna is the luckiest one in the manga, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:09:20 No.15307049 >>15307012 Slut.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:10:19 No.15307053

>>15307025
I'm not trying to push anything.These threads are just for monster girls, obviously.

I was just taking issue with how your statements made it seem like you vehemently hated anything not 100% focused on MGs to the exclusion of all other things. Which would be extremely pitiful.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:10:26 No.15307055

>>15307003
I wonder can I date both the cute wolf girl and the cute fox girl, both are trying to woo me and I'd feel bad for laving out one? If not, then i'll go with the fox girl since I tend to take my time with relationships and I'd like to get to know her, see if she truly loves me and has good chemistry with me in terms of likes/personality.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:10:39 No.15307056 >>15306886 Why do you keep posting this schlock when you know people don't give a shit about you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:10:47 No.15307057 >>15306914 >>15306975 >>15306988 God, why are lolifoxes so unbearably enticing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:11:29 No.15307061 >>15306987 Heh. Mostly it involves living relatively near where prey animals congregate (water usually) and picking off the young/weak. But the animal comparison isn't very good for MGs usually anyway.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:11:38 No.15307062
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>>15307004
>Zipangu.

I take the closest ship leaving for the mist continent. Then begin my pilgrimage to the temple of the Monkey Monks high in the mountains. To learn how to defend myself from Monster Girls, and also learn some impressive and lewd bedroom techniques.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:12:19 No.15307064 >>15307023 That's probably on the softer end of things a mad Lich scientist would do to a man she captured

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:12:36 No.15307066 >>15307004 >Find deck of cards >Show magic tricks >Win her heart (hopefully) If it doesn't work, I can always go full dragon slayer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:12:40 No.15307068 >>15307049 It's for my book! You'll thank me for when I produce a guide describing how sex is with each girl. People will pay for that information!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:13:34 No.15307076 >>15307055 >I wonder can I date both the cute wolf girl and the cute fox girl Unless they're the firmest of childhood friends, they'd be at each other's throats. Maybe literally.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:13:46 No.15307078

>>15307053
>I was just taking issue
Why the fuck would you "take issue" with how I felt about something unrelated to the thread? Why are you even trying to read into what I'm saying? My message isn't between the lines, bud. Monsterboys are fine. Anywhere else but here.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:14:02 No.15307081

>>15307004
>barring Zipangu region where you have a 20% chance of being abducted by an Ushi-Oni.
Ushi-Oni happens to be my favourite so all I need to do is track her down and challenge her to show me what she's got.

Given even monster friendly Ziapangu is terrified of them I can imagine she would appreciate someone being so forward and stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:14:02 No.15307082 File: 889 KB, 1049x641, Ushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307004 I would woo an Ushi-Oni

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:14:32 No.15307084 >>15307057 It's a trick, don't fall for it! Foxes are tricksters!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:14:36 No.15307086 >>15307068 What if the girls get upset if you mark them as "Average" or even "Subpar"?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:15:40 No.15307088 >>15307004 >Alp Probably just be nice to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:15:40 No.15307089 File: 153 KB, 959x870, 1426181054547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307082 Ushi-Oni cuisine is for men with brave hearts, big appetites and a love for lots of spice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:15:44 No.15307090 >>15307062 I want to live with the Monkey Monks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:15:48 No.15307092 >>15307055 It's never nice to break hearts anon. I'd think hard about it before pursuing either. Get to know them in a casual sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:16:33 No.15307094 >>15307076 Did you just make up monstergirl Fox and the Hound?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:16:42 No.15307096

>>15307024
That's a good sign having the willpower not to assault me because she truly wants to have a relationship with me, I'd be so flattered and thankful for that. I do feel bad that she as to go off and restrain herself due to feelings she can't control due to the moon, makes me want to know her more and help her out as our relationship grows stronger together. I'd want to date this wolf girl and get to the point where I tell her that if she ever gets urges due to the full moon, 'd be there to help her through such an emotional and physical feelings overwhelming her; How would she feel if I told her that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:16:45 No.15307097 >>15307082 >>15307089 Ushis are dumb spiders that can't cook for shit!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:16:48 No.15307098 >>15307084 I can't help it. They've already suckered me in with their blond hair, plush tails, puffy vulvas and cute lolifox feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:17:28 No.15307102 Let's make this more interesting. You end up in whatever corresponding area you live in to MGland. eg People in England go to Wonderland, people in Japan go to Zipangu etc. etc.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:18:20 No.15307105

>>15307086
You're right, it wouldn't be fair on them. I couldn't bear to see them cry.

Also if I wrote that having sex with an Oni is like having a monster truck slamming into your pelvis and rate it low I'd get my ass kicked and forced to give a better 'review'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:18:53 No.15307108 >>15307102 Where the fuck do people who live in Michigan go?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:18:54 No.15307109 >>15307078 Because it's really easy to believe there are Chris-chan tier autists in this thread, and that idea scares me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:19:34 No.15307114 >>15307062 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHyoTVJF5o8 Obligatory.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:20:03 No.15307116 File: 2.04 MB, 1060x1500, 51565152_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:20:15 No.15307117 >>15307109 >and that idea scares me. Then maybe you should grow a fucking sack and not take the internet so seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:21:08 No.15307121 File: 410 KB, 600x600, 1459778450560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307114 Training montage time!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:21:21 No.15307126 >>15307108 Somalia.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:21:42 No.15307130 >>15307116 I want to sit her on my lap and caress her ears until she starts drooling and humping me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:21:55 No.15307131 >>15307108 Well what wildlife have you got around there?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:22:26 No.15307133

>>15307076
>>15307092
agreed, I'd want to get to know them as best I can so I know that whichever girl I choose to date I can fully say I made the right decision, one that took many long days and nights to make. Also, they are my childhood friends so that's why i want to try so hard to date both of them since all three of us get along really well, plus i can tell they both like me and vice versa.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:22:30 No.15307134 >>15307116 I'm gonna brush her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:23:08 No.15307137 File: 2.27 MB, 1696x1200, 265ced6935a368083d8b140e81fafcdb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307098 Don't do it, you'll regret if for sure!

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:24:30 No.15307150

>>15307117
Or maybe we should both just stop browsing and talking in this thread because it's an extremely stupid waste of time, but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

So, given we both spend a fair amount of time chatting with people in this thread, I think it's "Normal" to be concerned about the mental stability of other participants.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:24:36 No.15307151 File: 633 KB, 645x560, ahri baking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get bitten by a kumiho!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:25:22 No.15307155 >>15307116 Clothed paizuri

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:25:41 No.15307156 File: 636 KB, 1200x1200, Up to no good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307098 It's alright, you can trust a Fox. They only have the best intentions in mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:26:22 No.15307160 >>15307150 >I think it's "Normal" to be concerned about the mental stability of other participants. No. It isn't "normal" to give a fuck about other shitheads online. Where the fuck did you waddle in from, tumblr?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:26:44 No.15307162 >>15307121 I WANT THAT PLUMP MONKEY BUTT

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:27:06 No.15307166 >>15307151 Me too, but not by that whore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:27:44 No.15307168 >>15307156 That fox is cute, I want her to sit in my lap so I can pet her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:28:00 No.15307171 >>15307160 Yes. Now tell me your pronouns so that I don't trigger you further.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:28:33 No.15307174 File: 762 KB, 1000x1200, 1454885335855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307121 >>15307062 BIG. FAT. MONKEY BUTTS.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:29:17 No.15307179 >>15307168 If she sits on your lap, that fluffy tail is going to be all in your face. You dirty mofu addict.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:29:48 No.15307182 >>15307171 Call me Xyw, shitter

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:29:50 No.15307183 File: 355 KB, 560x840, 5bb7baeadd40112547475751da3335fc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307156 Foxes in sweaters! The lack of fluffy tail on this one bugs me to hell though

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:30:51 No.15307189 File: 85 KB, 566x793, :3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307062 Your first test will be to get your clothes back from Zoboomafoo. You'll need to chase her through a Monster Girl-infested jungle naked to get them back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:31:08 No.15307190 File: 115 KB, 752x1063, academy ahri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307166 Ahri is a pure fox!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:31:34 No.15307191 >>15307179 I'm no mofu addict! I just like cute fox girls!

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:31:57 No.15307196

>>15307004
Find a Siren and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacUcCCOoRw

If that doesn't work then I give up and start swimming into open water to sacrifice myself to a Sea Bishop.

But not before I call out that all Sirens have shit taste in music.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:32:00 No.15307197 >>15307189 I wonder if there's a Monk at the monastery who's hands are callused permanently from spanking monkey ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:32:14 No.15307198 >>15307182 Yes xyw.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:32:47 No.15307202

>>15307096
>How would she feel if I told her that?
Well, she'd want to throw you onto the bed and take your hot semen into her yearning womb right then and there.
Her blood would be boiling enough to put a hellhound to shame.

And you could tell her, "I'm not ready for sex yet."
She'd listen, but she'd probably punch a solid concrete wall hard enough to shatter it out of forcefully repressed lust.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:32:51 No.15307204 >>15307190 More like the antithesis of such.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:33:46 No.15307209
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>>15307191
Sure. I bet you want to rub your grubby hands all over her soft, silky and massively fluffy tail. Maybe bury your face in it and huff deeply too like the degenerate that you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:33:54 No.15307210 >>15307190 She's a canon slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:34:02 No.15307213 >>15307189 >:3

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:34:02 No.15307214 >>15307174 It exists to be spanked! >>15307189 Is raping the monkey allowed once you catch her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:35:35 No.15307221 >>15307197 He can deliver spanks at speeds up to 200 miles per hour. Fast enough to spank even the strongest of Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:36:14 No.15307228 >>15307209 Of course not, maybe I want to pet it. But I wouldn't huff the tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:36:16 No.15307229 File: 1.36 MB, 400x500, ahri.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307204 >>15307210 She's experienced then!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:36:51 No.15307235 >>15307209 You know I would. I'd massage that tail from base to tip while breathing it in enough to submerge my brain in that scent.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:38:50 No.15307241 File: 412 KB, 600x5284, 5976449_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307235 The nerve of humans, to complain about MG rapes while participating in mofu molestation.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:38:54 No.15307242

>>15307214
>Is raping the monkey allowed once you catch her?
If you've trained enough, and your Lewd-Fu is strong, otherwise Zoboomafoo will deftly counter your groping hands and rape you instead.

Just use it to drive your training. That someday you'll be able to pound her fat ass and wipe that stupid ':3' off her face and replace it with an ahegao.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:40:02 No.15307247 >>15307137 What would the consequences be? Because it'd take a hell of a lot to dissuade me from lotus cradling a lolifox and filling her belly with warmth.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:40:17 No.15307253 File: 559 KB, 1038x1942, 0b8dc025c9eb374de57f3b3f6218f044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307241 I-I'd only molest the mofu consensually!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:42:14 No.15307262 >>15307253 Rare pink mofu!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:42:34 No.15307264 >>15307056 Because I don't give a shit either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:43:20 No.15307265 >>15307241 It's not molestation if you cuddle afterwards. Even if you're just holding the tail like a daki.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:44:18 No.15307267 >>15307191 Shh anon, we all have our addictions. Dragon and cuddle addiction best addictions.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:44:20 No.15307268

>>15307221
>He's nameless, but tells you of a secret technique called the Five Fingers Palm Of Lust
>Tells you to watch, turning towards a distant mountain
>He lifts a hand out of his modest kimono, pausing like a statue of the grand Buddha
>Time seems to slow as his callused palm and the bottom sides of his fingers glow gold and slams forward in a spanking motion
>You can swear you feel a gust of wind because of the pressure unleashed by his slap
>Try to say something
>He lifts up a finger
"Though the wind may blow, the mountain will never bow down."
>You hear a very distant "HYAAAA~N" that echoes throughout the mountain ranges
"But should the lizard jump upon a scorpion's back, it will be stung all that much sooner."

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:44:21 No.15307269 >>15307242 I'll train as hard as I can then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:45:23 No.15307274 >>15307262 I'm gonna molest and huff this fox's rare mofu! It bet it smells like strawberries!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:45:34 No.15307275 >>15307267 Ha, good thing I have no addiction. Now if you'll excuse me I seem to be out of Holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:45:52 No.15307277 >>15307266 What a cow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:45:53 No.15307278 >>15307266 >Lewd Succubus bites off more than she can chew

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:49:23 No.15307286

>>15307202
What said was that as our relationship grew and our bond grew also, I'd want her to know that I'd like to help her during the full moon and that I'm ready for anything she could do during the time, including sex. I don't want her to bottle up her lust, she's my friend and lover who shouldn't have to suffer from feelings she can't control, i want t help her out with it. After a night of letting out all that bottled up lust, what wold she say in the morning and how would she feel about what I said when i told her about wanting to help her out with the lust?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:50:15 No.15307291 >>15307264 Clearly you give enough of a shit to continuously post your cringe-worthy shit here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:52:04 No.15307298 File: 1.59 MB, 3000x3000, 1464475924106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307166 >>15307204 >>15307210 She's a good girl though!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:52:48 No.15307301 >>15307298 She's literally a succubus posing as a fox. Regardless of what those dickless kikes at Riot think.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:53:50 No.15307307 >>15307298 Livers really do go straight to your thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:55:11 No.15307311 >>15307298 She's used more pipe than your average plumber could ever hope to.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 18:57:42 No.15307315 >>15307301 Still worth it, for a fox lady like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:00:08 No.15307327 >>15307315 >TFW you will never fuck a Kumiho so hard that she ends up love biting you while you pump her full of your children

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:01:14 No.15307333 >>15307327 You can recognize the husband of a kumiho by his love scars.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:02:17 No.15307336 >>15307333 Or a Rusalka's

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:04:19 No.15307349 >>15307315 I enjoy not being dead though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:06:36 No.15307360 File: 1.10 MB, 1061x1500, 1426768176612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307349 But being dead is awesome.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:07:21 No.15307363

>>15307286
Yeah, you could always sit behind her and finger her to orgasm, even if you didn't want outright sex. That could include some teasy neck biting and breast tweaking from behind while she bites and clutches at your arm.
Either way you want to blow that dam, in the morning she'd probably be kissing and licking your face like she were made for it. Maybe growling seductively for a round two.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:07:39 No.15307365 >>15307360 I want to touch that Lich butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:07:54 No.15307367 I want to teach a Wurm ballroom dancing and show everyone that they're perfectly capable of being graceful. The hard part is getting strong enough to lift a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:09:04 No.15307371 >>15307360 Hathorite Lich when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:15:41 No.15307401 >>15307371 I'd like to ask you, purely hypothetically of course, if a story with a hathorite lich were to be made, how would you like it to go down? And play out? What would you like it to involve?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:16:05 No.15307404 >>15307315 >>15307349 What if you don't stick your dick in her? She can't suck your soul out through your tongue or fingers, right?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:19:08 No.15307413

>>15307363
True I could always do that and i would blow the dam, but no matter what I'd just be happy to help her out when she's suffering from emotional stress and doing so would only make our relationship stronger. in the morning afterwards, when she wakes me up to apologize for acting so crazy, I'd pull her into a tight hug and just spend the rest of the day telling her it's alright I understand why it happened. Then as we sit their cuddling and nuzzling each other I'd ask her if she wants to go for round two but this time without being fueled by full moon lust but by true love, I want to express my love/passion for her too and want to know how she'd feel about this whole deal that happened last night as well as right today?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:19:17 No.15307415 >>15307404 Who knows how her magic works. I'd take that risk, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:19:51 No.15307417 File: 164 KB, 800x1050, 1458180448656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15306749 Wolfus are the most perfect monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:21:47 No.15307425 >>15307253 then its not molestation

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:22:15 No.15307427 File: 145 KB, 950x900, a stern mofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307417 I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:22:51 No.15307428 >>15307417 >>15307427 Ladies, plase don't fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:24:30 No.15307436 File: 987 KB, 1240x1748, 8b6c4a05dc11a8cbeab35994030f9717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307417 You mean vampires

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:25:10 No.15307440
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>>15307401
> how would you like it to go down? And play out?
Something similar to those greentexts I suppose, basically starting with the Lich endowing herself with lactation abilities for experimental purposes (and maybe to save on her and her husbands grocery expenses).
And showing how her body and mannerisms alter (softer, thicker proportions. Starts wearing cowprint) up until the point she becomes an actual Hathorite.
>What would you like it to involve?
Since it involves a Hathorite, milk will be involved in some fashion. But the question is what kind lewd stuff can you pull when writing about a thick milky super cadaver?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:25:19 No.15307441 If you could kill and bring back one writefag each which ones would you choose and why?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:26:15 No.15307449 >>15307367 Mamano protein supplements, brother. I believe in you. Show the world that Wurms can be classy ladies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:26:26 No.15307451 >>15307417 God I want to love that Wolfu so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:26:49 No.15307454 >>15307441 I would kill my lazy and procrastinating self and bring back my creative and hardworking one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:27:06 No.15307455 >>15307441 Bob and motherfucking Parkedbuggy

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:27:33 No.15307457 File: 412 KB, 800x900, 1435497413810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307441 Cancer, stop posting

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:28:22 No.15307463 >>15307401 Lich using her cold body to deliver refrigerated aphrodisiac-laded milk via nursing handjob. Her using her new gained proportions to good use and realizing she made her nipples too sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:28:47 No.15307465 >>15307413 Now who says she can't be fuelled by love and full moon lust at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:29:06 No.15307466 File: 143 KB, 640x579, ahrifag meeting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307415 Is the soul sucking a voluntary act or not? I guess we'll never know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:30:09 No.15307472 File: 427 KB, 833x1000, a3660005e88bcc5021d30c65d7c2e5bb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think we can all agree canidaes are the best over all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:31:00 No.15307476 If writefags are anything like artists, I bet they're not even dead but just lazy and unmotivated. t. artfag

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:32:21 No.15307482 >>15307457 She can't help it, Anon. She's feeling crabby.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:33:08 No.15307483

>>15307417
>>15307451
I know what you mean. That skin, that body, those eyes, and her general bearing just makes me want to kiss, nuzzle, and touch foreheads together forever. And paint her white with cum once it overflows from her too, but that's a given.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:33:43 No.15307488 >>15307476 In other news, the sky and ocean are blue, pollution is bad, sjws are hypocritical idiots, and monster girls continue to only exist in our hearts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:34:19 No.15307492 >>15307476 Artfags get paid though, it doesn't benefit them to be lazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:34:20 No.15307493 >>15307457 What are all those bubbles

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:34:43 No.15307494
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>>15307476
>just lazy and unmotivated
Agreed.
I want to write some proper non greentext fat-bottomed loli Lizardman facesitting smut, but I never had the motivation to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:35:23 No.15307498 >>15307472 I had a dream where I was raped by an entire village of wolfus once. It wasn't cool

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:35:25 No.15307499 >>15307440 Are there any Hathorite stories?

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:36:36 No.15307505

>>15307465
True and it would explain why it felt less like lust and more like passion from the bottom of her heart, especially since i so kindly chose to help her out with such an emotional point in our strong relationship. I just want to make sure we both were able to come across just through body language alone, that even the full moon can't take away the strong amounts of love and passion we feel for each other or the happiness we felt towards each other. In the morning after round two, we can relax in bed for the rest of the day and watch shows together, all the while nuzzling each others faces and me scratch her ears to help make sure we both feel as happy and comfy as the other. I wonder how happy she be to hear that last night was great and that she had the cutest smile ever after she fell asleep on my chest,letting my heartbeat soothe her into blissful rest?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:37:00 No.15307509 >>15307498 You're just being dream-tsundere. Next time you dream about it, you'll have fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:37:18 No.15307512 >>15307498 Too ruff?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:38:28 No.15307514 >>15307499 I'm not sure if Harbladors Mooezzin stories count or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:38:43 No.15307515 >>15307505 Damn nigga, do you hate sentence structure and paragraphs, or do they just hate you? I'm guessing you're not a native English speaker.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:38:43 No.15307516 >>15307499 I want a story about a scrawny Order librarian girl who get's forced into a Hathorite cult and becomes a T H I C K monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:38:48 No.15307518 >>15307472 cosplay-tier, the lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:39:09 No.15307520 >>15307512 >>15307509 They kept screaming and passing me around, I was at the ground at all times and all I could see was their hungry and lustful eyes

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:40:24 No.15307526 File: 125 KB, 1076x1000, 1458458847909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307483 Post sex cuddles with a wolfu would be the best experience, especially getting to hear her tail wag against the bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:40:56 No.15307531 File: 412 KB, 526x1200, 1450601894398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307518 Not this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:41:17 No.15307533 File: 257 KB, 824x1440, 1feb08e5082b895436ea3e585061f357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307472 I just want to raise a family with one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:42:29 No.15307539 >>15307531 Powerful Wolf muscles!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:42:39 No.15307541 >>15307516 I'd pamper her so much. It would be especially nice if she was still a shy, awkward girl who fumbles with her words.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:42:46 No.15307542 We are no longer the Monster Girl Thread. This is now Wolf Girl Thread. Please welcome your new fluffy, wild, eternally faithful saviours, /wgt/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:43:29 No.15307546 >>15307476 It's laziness and a lack of motivation and a feeling that no matter what I do I'll never please anybody in here or myself based on my writefag name and skill level.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:44:11 No.15307550 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307542 >Please welcome your new fluffy, wild, eternally faithful saviours, /wgt/. Never

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:44:47 No.15307553 File: 996 KB, 1000x1000, 55430529_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:45:00 No.15307554 >>15307514 Maybe, got a link?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:45:29 No.15307557 >>15307542 >>15307550 I've seen how this turns out. It's called underworld

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:45:33 No.15307558 >>15307541 Just be careful, she may still act like a small girl, but she's cuddle cat levels of thick now. And se's not used to her new body at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:46:06 No.15307559 >>15307499 Best girl in Graystorm is a Hathorite. It's not really the focus of the story though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:46:30 No.15307562 >>15307515 Truth be told I am a native English speaker, but tend to get caught up typing on the fly so I often don't notice when my sentence's structure. So yeah sentence structures and paragraphs do seem to hate, for reason unknown.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:46:48 No.15307564 >>15307553 >Left girl has cat print on her. She's a dog. Going to fill them with kittens and pups

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:46:49 No.15307565

>>15307542
Don't start a war you can't win flea-ridden manslut.

Unrelated to that, what the fuck happened up there since the thread start? This was a whole new level of retardation, autism and bait, is this the true combined power of weekend and summer?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:47:07 No.15307567 >>15307542 I will!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:47:54 No.15307572 >>15307557 Kek, sharp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:47:56 No.15307573 File: 493 KB, 1080x1920, 1457307879347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307550 Man, I bet lovebites from a Wolfu would be great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:47:57 No.15307574 >>15307558 >Ends up burying me in her newly expanded chest. Yep, going to pamper her and cuddle her

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:47:58 No.15307575 >>15307554 http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4 It's the Ushi-Oni story >>15307559 Shame that plump camel girl died not long after there was that alternate reality dream ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:48:31 No.15307584 >>15307557 Vampires are obviously the good girls

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:48:43 No.15307585 >>15307562 >so I often don't notice when my sentence's structure. Clearly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:49:22 No.15307591 Who's the mofuest

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:50:44 No.15307600 >>15307572 It was too obvious to ignore. >>15307584 I dunno. I can say many things about that movie but I doubt that 'good' would describe any side in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:51:09 No.15307603 >>15307575 Yeah I'd say it counts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:51:55 No.15307609 >>15307565 I noticed that too. Some of it right at the beginning of the thread has been deleted, but not all of it. It's not a war when the side opposing the wolfus doesn't even stand a chance.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:54:16 No.15307618 >>15307600 >obvious Yeah it was, let's just say these days my expectations on that are on a new low record because irl. Glad to be able to spend time here.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:54:23 No.15307619

>>15307600
On the vampire side only the high ranks were corrupted/bad guys

On the werewolf side most of them were brutal and barbaric, only the leader/s from the first movie were good guys, and they change that with the fourth movie were they're all bad guys

You tell me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:54:35 No.15307622 >>15307585 Yeah this comes into play only when posting in threads, in reality my writing is actually very solid even if my hand writing is overall mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:56:40 No.15307634 >>15307619 I'm telling you that I would nail a vampire in the heroines suit and a werewolf in rags in under a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:58:01 No.15307643 So a while ago, APM commissioned Bupiti to make that nice little ceramic statue of a gazer. Does anyone here know of any other artists who can be commissioned to make custom figures or statues in that same vein?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 19:59:35 No.15307656 File: 2.32 MB, 3327x3021, 12977617824462742368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, what MGs would be vulnerable to bullying or tricking due to being naive about their own abilities or natures? Pic related, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:00:44 No.15307666 >>15307591 Probably one of Sub-res' girls. They're like 99.9% mofu and 0.1% girl

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:01:12 No.15307674 >>15307643 >50$ base price Okay, makes sense since time, effort and material >27$ shipping Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:01:52 No.15307677 >>15307656 That must be a Dhampir, vampires aren't that retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:02:14 No.15307680 >>15307656 >left to right panels >right to left reading Who thought this was a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:02:25 No.15307681 File: 633 KB, 521x818, 1463687999727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dullahans don't get nearly enough love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:02:29 No.15307682 >>15307643 Bupi's prices have went up since I last commissioned him, but he's the only artist I know of who does statues like that. My waifu statue cost $65 + $30 shipping back when his base price was only 35 instead of 50.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:02:35 No.15307685 >>15307656 Alps

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:04:02 No.15307690 >>15307674 That's Brazil for you, I suppose. >>15307682 I think they've gotten a little better since then. What was their base price before, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:05:14 No.15307694 File: 1.79 MB, 2288x1089, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307472 >I think we can all agree canidaes are the best over all. They are tied with undead

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:06:29 No.15307704 >>15307674 Brazil has insane protectionist tariffs. You can easily pay double or triple to import certain goods... though I wouldn't have imagined it would be nearly as bad for stuff being shipped the other way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:06:30 No.15307705 >>15307680 Well to be fair that only applies to 1/4 panels but the point still stands

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:08:43 No.15307716 >>15307690 35.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:11:57 No.15307729 >>15307716 Oh, you said it before in your spoilered post as well. Sorry, I completely glossed over that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:19:01 No.15307751 I want to take care of a idol group of monstergirls consisting in a Raiju, a Witch, a Satyros, a Valkyrie and a Merrow!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:22:31 No.15307772 File: 990 KB, 1506x834, popstar ahri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307751 I want to date a mofu idol!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:22:44 No.15307773 So, statues and figures aside, how about plushies? Anyone here know any artists who do those on commission at a high quality? The events of today have kind of made me wish I had some merchandise of my waifu, not just art.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:23:14 No.15307777 >>15307751 >no siren Come on, Anon. That's what they're made for

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:28:16 No.15307793 >>15307777 Those are the whores that rivalize us in sales I did it with random pages from the wiki

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:29:09 No.15307799 File: 139 KB, 850x889, sample-1b410970df3253b3632d687eab9cd2c3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307694 why is she so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:29:21 No.15307800 >>15307777 Checked, holy quads demand sirens.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:30:21 No.15307806 I'm surprised people are posting so much wolfus without posting hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:31:51 No.15307814 File: 425 KB, 2048x1536, 1462640225975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307806 you jinxed it anon!

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:35:49 No.15307838
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>>15307799
Like Momiji, she is a wolfu who's design has been perfected over the years by fan artists, with a fluid and relatively undefined personality which can be inferred in different, all favourable ways by different people.

Also, have you SEEN how she looks? She's goddamn beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:36:44 No.15307841 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 1bcb95f493c2e2028bbfd80a8eeb4aef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307806 >>15307814 Time for Hellwan!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:38:52 No.15307852 >>15307841 What about tiny hellwans who have enough smug to make up for their height?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:39:38 No.15307860 File: 661 KB, 1600x1200, --hellhound-monster-girl-encyclopedia--e0c11da00b37d78a5c4efdcc2346cc65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307806 thats cause shes a dork

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:40:21 No.15307865 >>15307852 Or maybe two tiny hellwans with enough smug to rival one big hellwan?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:40:41 No.15307869 >>15307852 You herd them all up and wrap them up in a big blanket. Then you can call them a bunch of tiny hotdogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:42:05 No.15307874 >>15307806 You did that on purpose, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:42:44 No.15307876 >>15307865 Could be good. They'd both work together to try and take you I would imagine. >>15307869 Group pouting would ensue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:43:04 No.15307878 The floor is now mofu How do you deal with this situation?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:43:16 No.15307880 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1435627685777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307852 I'd rather one big Hellwan that uses her physical strength against me

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:43:55 No.15307884 >>15307878 Hump it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:44:06 No.15307886 >>15307876 >They'd both work together to try and take you I would imagine. Oh, absolutely. I'm not sure I could beat two tiny hellwans in a naked wrestling match, but I could sure as hell try.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:45:00 No.15307890 >>15307878 The floor is now my cum How does the mofu deals with this situation?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:46:42 No.15307899 >>15307880 How big? Tall, dire, or 'Has to crouch when walking through doors/in small houses' >>15307886 That seems like an oddly specific competition.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:46:51 No.15307900 >>15307884 >>15307890 You have just fallen into an Ushi's trap and fucked her through the floor, making her pregnant and your waifu by MGC law.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:46:51 No.15307901 >>15307890 gross...

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:47:19 No.15307905 >>15307890 They would swim in it and rejoice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:47:57 No.15307910 >>15307899 >That seems like an oddly specific competition. I just don't like it when my clothes get all sweaty, wrestling with two tiny hellwans produces a lot of heat. Just taking precautions is all, promise.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:49:14 No.15307919 >>15307880 So basically, Anego?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:49:23 No.15307922 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420084821935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307899 What's the difference between "Tall" and "Dire"? Also, taller than myself. It sucks when you're into femdom but you're also 6'4".

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:50:52 No.15307932 >Sub-res replied to me out of the blue with a sketch for my commission >The tail is PHAT My penis is not ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:51:17 No.15307936 >>15307922 tall is 5'11 to 7'0 dire is 7'1 to 8'0+

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:51:18 No.15307937 >>15307910 That they do. They'd probably be sweating as well, their shirts soaked through. >>15307922 Tall tops out at 6', Dire goes up to 8' with additional muscle.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:51:56 No.15307941 >>15307860 Nerdhounds are for bullying. I want to demolish her in a game and mock her in school about it the next day

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:53:21 No.15307949 File: 826 KB, 1985x2806, 1458158424083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307936 >>15307937 DIRE IT IS. I'm in Dire need of a big strong Hellhound to spoon with.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:53:22 No.15307948 >>15307937 No, they don't have clothes on either. You don't understand how much I hate doing laundry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:53:46 No.15307951 >>15307922 Dire is also about how ¿width? she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:54:03 No.15307952 Hellhounds are huge! That means they have huge tits! Rub and tease!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:57:15 No.15307967 >>15307952 Pro tip: rub until it's pleased

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:57:36 No.15307970 >>15307949 imagine the piggy back rides, you could see everything imagine her picking you up to give you a smooch i need this ;~;

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:58:45 No.15307974 >>15307970 I wanna be princess carried by a hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 20:59:47 No.15307979 >>15307974 you slut!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:00:09 No.15307983 File: 401 KB, 854x1200, brown zapdoggie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raiju are the superior wans! They're quite electrifying to be around! I'm shocked you haven't realized this yet!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:01:00 No.15307986 >>15307948 I....You aren't really wrestling are you? >>15307949 Good taste. Gotta make her the small spoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:01:18 No.15307988 I'm surprised people are posting so much hellhounds without posting oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:01:56 No.15307991 >>15307967 Then comes the taming.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:02:50 No.15307995 File: 369 KB, 800x1000, Hellhound23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15307986 I'd rather be the small spoon so I can rest my head against that chest mofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:02:59 No.15307996 >>15307988 You already got your Memehounds anon, don't push it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:03:07 No.15307997 >>15307983 They're weasels though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:03:24 No.15307999 >>15307983 I agree I need more puns though

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:03:37 No.15308001 >>15307991 Nice one. The joke, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:04:15 No.15308004 >>15307986 Oh man, imagine a 7 foot tall hellhound curling up into as small a ball as she can so that you can clamber up behind and spoon her, covering as much of her body as possible.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:06:16 No.15308015
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>>15307983
Brown Raijus Best Raijus.

>>15307997
Raiju just means "Lightning Beast". The Beast Part can be much anything. KC's profile example is a weasel, yes. But then here's a cat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:06:56 No.15308016 File: 380 KB, 738x632, 1436304134114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308004 >imagining >mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:07:07 No.15308017 Is it possible for a waifu and husbando to clean each other's ears at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:08:24 No.15308020 >>15308001 What joke?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:10:15 No.15308027 >>15307995 Would she stroke your hair while you nuzzle it? >>15308004 Cute

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:13:23 No.15308043 File: 563 KB, 2048x1862, 1461454792433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308027 Yes. With her big meaty paws.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:14:41 No.15308049 >>15307949 8'5 Anego Hellhound who gets flustered when you notice her banchou dress is 1 cm shorter!

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:18:26 No.15308061
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I want to get kidnapped by the dastardly Thunderbird and Raiju Shock Squad! They say they're gonna do horrible things to me, like forcing me to watch sappy chick flick with them!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:24:08 No.15308083 >>15306808 >Nazi Vampire Anon, I need this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:27:46 No.15308096 >>15308083 Be careful anon, you might trigger a janitor.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:28:52 No.15308099 >>15308096 I just want some reading material though Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:28:56 No.15308100 Give me a monster girl. I-It's not like I'm going to do something with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:29:19 No.15308102 >>15308083 Only if I can get a big breasted british one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:29:25 No.15308103 File: 125 KB, 774x1032, rip-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308083 Who wouldn't want to protect this cute and innocent maiden

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:29:28 No.15308104 >>15307932 What species is he?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:29:57 No.15308105 So, I've been gone for like 2, or 3 weeks. What all have I missed in my time away from this glorious hellhole?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:31:05 No.15308111 File: 796 KB, 3300x4200, 1444257294063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308100 Have a Native, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:31:34 No.15308113 File: 523 KB, 884x1000, LavaGolem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308100

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:31:57 No.15308115 >>15308100 Like, in a pic, or just mention one, or what.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:32:37 No.15308119 >>15308111 Are Rattlesnake-chans venomous?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:33:51 No.15308123 >>15308119 Aphrodisiacs Anon.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:34:36 No.15308124
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>>15308103
>>15306808
https://youtu.be/DYyf7xH8w1Q?t=269

Rip Van Winkle was the greatest waifu in that series. Legs for FUCKING DAYS, a love for German opera. A gun that never misses fric-a-frac

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:35:05 No.15308125 >>15308100 >TFW you will never reply to the guy who draws Monster Girl butts fast enough >Your waifu will never get her butt drawn

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:35:14 No.15308127 >>15308115 Just mention one, like >>15308113 >>15308111 Does she rattles when she wants sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:35:29 No.15308129 File: 618 KB, 854x1200, Titania1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308100

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:36:24 No.15308134 >>15308127 Wouldn't surprise me at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:36:31 No.15308136 File: 1.36 MB, 1330x1170, Gazer76.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15305283 >I've got you in my sights. The mental image of this was funnier than it should have been, I had to do a quick sketch of her dressed like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:38:06 No.15308144 >>15308123 But I don't want to get bitten by her, she's not a vampire so bites would probably hurt

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:38:46 No.15308146 >>15308136 Are you the same fellow that drew the ferris wheel Lich the other day? Because that looks nice.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:39:24 No.15308149
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>>15308104
>What species is he?
Sub-res is, as far as I am aware, a human. To my knowledge no other species exists with an aptitude for artistic expression, technological interfacing, and an ability to learn and communicate a high-level verbal language.

I hope I have been of assistance.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:39:46 No.15308150 >>15308144 Not for long Anon, and, unless I'm remembering wrong, snake bites don't hurt, it's when the body reacts to the venom that pain sets in. But it's not a venom, it's an aphrodisiac so it'll feel good!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:40:00 No.15308153 >>15308136 I'm really glad I had to type that when I did, you're a cool guy. All of 76's lines are golden http://i.imgur.com/TWsdiWf.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:40:14 No.15308154 >>15306838 Makes me wonder if there are any other EMG waifufags who hang out here but don't say much about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:40:26 No.15308155 >>15308100 Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:40:35 No.15308156 >>15308129 Titanias using fairy companions as her husband's onaholes when

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:41:46 No.15308164 >>15308149 is she* Oh god, I can't believe I failed to notice that error until you pointed it out. So yeah, what monstergirl does the commission involve? Also, nice mecha musume Jehuty. >>15308154 There's a very quiet Cereafag.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:41:54 No.15308165 >>15308154 I know one guy here is a waifufag for Asuna, of all people. And before you ask, yes, it's the glopping Asuna.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:42:14 No.15308166 >>15308100 Giant rats!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:42:16 No.15308168 >>15308136 Would each of her eyes get visors too?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:43:10 No.15308172 >>15308165 >Asuna From the Succubus Heroines thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:43:25 No.15308174 >>15308146 That's me, yeah. I still gotta do that Hathorite Lich, but I've been trying to work on proportions a bit first. >>15308168 I was actually going to do that, but I couldn't get it to look any good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:45:18 No.15308182 >>15308172 No, Anon. The glopping Asuna. The "two years' worth of semen" Asuna.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:46:51 No.15308188 >>15308182 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:46:56 No.15308189 >>15308164 >what monstergirl There's a reason I posted Jehuty, besides trying to convey robot sass in my previous post. You should be able to figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:47:54 No.15308193 >>15308188 Sword art online With all that glopping, she might as well be a succubus

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:48:26 No.15308195 File: 419 KB, 479x459, excitement.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308150 What if you get bitten by a whole hunting party's worth of Rattlesnakes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:49:24 No.15308201 >>15308193 ??

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:50:15 No.15308205 >>15308195 Well then you're going to want to call a doctor because you will most definitely have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:50:40 No.15308207 >>15308156 Holy shit, I just remembered where did my fairy fetish came from. It was from that one episode of Harvey Birdman where a fairy or something gets in his pants! Thanks, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:50:56 No.15308208 >>15308136 Oh, that's awesome! Good work nuke.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:51:13 No.15308210 >>15308174 Lovely, I like your artstyle. >>15308189 Mecha Musume Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:52:10 No.15308214 >>15308111 >Abs Wew lad. I bet she rattles her tail when she's flustered.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:53:15 No.15308217 File: 87 KB, 704x853, 1464398076376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308136 I bet Lala mains Reaper.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:54:18 No.15308220

>>15308201
Anon, I want you to type "Asuna Sword Art Online" into Google so you know exactly what character I'm talking about.

Then I want you to click on this link and read this:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8539671/1/Sword-Art-Online-Extra-Chapter-16-5

Then I want you to understand that despite the site it's posted on, the above piece is not fanfiction. It is an extra chapter the author of SAO themselves wrote, and is intended to be completely serious and canonical in the SAO universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:54:29 No.15308222 >>15308217 >Trash mains trash Makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:54:33 No.15308223 >>15308164 >a very quiet Cereafag He should request in the WWD and get more art of her. He's probably the best Cereafag out of all the ones in the /a/ boards.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:54:55 No.15308226 >>15308217 >Lala spinning around with toy guns yelling 'DIE DIE DIE DIE!'

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:55:24 No.15308228 >>15308217 I can see her repeating all of his lines in a funny voice like Tracer does DEATH COMES

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:56:12 No.15308230 >>15308220 What's a google?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:56:27 No.15308231 >>15308226 >She has a pair of Nerf guns and a cheap halloween skull mask I need this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:56:47 No.15308233 >>15308154 I'm a huge Miiafag although the Shirohebi is my one true waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:57:01 No.15308235 >>15308217 Lala pops adderall in CS:GO now?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:57:21 No.15308237 >>15308231 >>15308217 >Mero mains Bastion >Fires her turret and lets the vibrations do the rest

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:58:06 No.15308241 >>15308210 No, but I like that idea. A mecha musume lilim, why don't we have that yet? A combination of sleek, sexy cyborg parts on a lovely lilim body would be great.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 21:58:56 No.15308245
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>>15308223
The WWD is a rather volatile place, especially when residual drama is dragged out into the general drawthread. It even has a dude that waifu'd Cathyl for whatever fucking reason.
That Cereafag may actually benefit from avoiding that place in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:01:29 No.15308255 >>15308245 What he should do is start at the wednesday threads. And then the WWD. Ease into it, you know? Make buddies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:02:37 No.15308259 What is the WWD? I'm not familiar with that acronym on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:03:07 No.15308261 File: 211 KB, 1000x1000, 1450331386554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308228 >Lala is in her room >She's masturbating to Rule 34 of Reaper >"D-Death cums~"

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:03:51 No.15308264 >>15308241 Ask ELH, he's our resident Mecha Musumefag since he gave us that Ushi-Oni who knew that it Has To BE THIS WAY

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:04:00 No.15308265 >>15308261 Don't bully her! Reaper is her husbando!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:04:27 No.15308267 >>15308259 Probably Wednesday Waifu Drawthread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:05:29 No.15308270 >>15308265 But I will, Reaper is a loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:06:13 No.15308273 >>15308267 WWD is the weekend waifu drawthreads. Wednesday waifu threads are where people sit around and talk about their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:07:10 No.15308277 >>15308270 >Second in command for most of his life >Dies >Tries to get revived, still angsty at Morrison Yep he's a loser alright

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:07:20 No.15308278 >>15308273 Whatever, I'm too tired for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:07:53 No.15308280 >>15308264 >ELH I haven't heard that name in a long time, is he even still here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:08:03 No.15308281 >>15308261 >>15308265 I'm gonna mock her for liking such an edgy character! I bet she writes fanfics about her oc fucking Reaper!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:08:35 No.15308285 >>15308264 We also got Mantis Jensen from Sketch-kun. She's the cutest little cyborg in the city.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:09:09 No.15308289 >>15308280 His ghost still haunts this place. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:09:44 No.15308292 >>15308277 Best part >Nobody takes him seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:10:25 No.15308294 >>15308285 He's here in spirit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:10:53 No.15308297 >>15308278 I did mean it when I said he should join. Drama's died down a lot in recent weeks and Miiafag probably needs a 2nd to make requests with.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:11:03 No.15308299 >>15308285 >We also got Mantis Jensen from Sketch-kun. Sub-res drew that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:12:31 No.15308306 >>15308299 Really? I thought it was sketch-kun

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:13:06 No.15308310 >>15308292 I like how whatever Genji says in jp it's 10 times edgier than any of the lines from Reaper

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:13:07 No.15308311 Why are Mantises so gosh darn cute? I mean, I don't really like the other bug girls but every time I see a Mantis I just want to hold her close.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:13:33 No.15308313 Any drawing requests? I'll draw one

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:13:44 No.15308316 File: 627 KB, 754x1160, 55594313_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:14:09 No.15308318 File: 174 KB, 600x502, 1437924956993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308313 Dark Elf holding Ilassa's diary

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:14:51 No.15308319 >>15308311 Because they are A. Tiny B. Kuudere Perfect for sitting in your lap and stroking the hair of along with teasing her antennae

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:15:01 No.15308322 >>15308313 Draw a request from a girl with not many pics.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:15:19 No.15308325 >>15308306 far as I know, sub doodled jensen mantis and there was also an anon going around shopping jensen shades on some of latenight's mantis drawings

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:15:23 No.15308327 So who's the guy who's requesting a senran as a Raiju in the /v/ drawthreads?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:15:27 No.15308328 File: 364 KB, 798x1000, Mothman KC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308306 Sub-res and Latenight have very distinguishable styles. >>15308313 Lactating oppai loli Moth.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:15:36 No.15308332 >>15308297 Isn't that the place that hates Gazerfag and had horrible porn drawn of Gazer? They seem autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:16:24 No.15308334 >>15308313 A kesaran pasaran girl doing whatever you like.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:16:55 No.15308338 >>15308327 I'm not sure if he browses this place or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:17:33 No.15308340 >>15308319 This is correct, but let's not forget touching her fat Mantis butt while she can do nothing but squirm.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:18:27 No.15308343

>>15308332
It was.
But that's because one guy who's known to shitpost like that did it because Gazer isn't inherently /a/, and he hated him for that.
Cerea's bonafide /a/, she won't get shit on.
At worst, if he lurks for a few threads before requesting there or something, he can get a good idea of what's expected, but things have calmed down a bunch since that time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:18:38 No.15308344 >>15308310 What does he say?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:18:52 No.15308346 >>15308340 Indeed. Thick mantis thighs and a bouncy rear for you to tease.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:19:30 No.15308349 File: 1.07 MB, 1000x1000, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308313 Oh, I got a whole ref sheet ready for this one. Pharaoh as a desert bandit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:20:00 No.15308352 >>15308332 Horrible porn? Do you have the link to it?

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sat, May 28, 2016 22:21:03 No.15308358 File: 228 KB, 1038x888, scb1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308280 How else do you think I pick up stories for the wordpress?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:21:21 No.15308359 >>15308313 Mantis reading a book titled "How to hunt boys for dummies"

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:21:56 No.15308362

>>15308344
Mostly just normal shit, the occasional statement of frustration at a death, or an affirmation that he'll do better.

That or stuff about dragons and/or honor. Typical nip stuff.

His brother's pretty much the same. Just a bit more emo. Still easier to take seriously than Reaper.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:22:18 No.15308364 >>15308349 What would she even steal? She's rich.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:22:55 No.15308369 >>15308352 No I'm not linking to it. >>15308358 Oh shit ELH, what are you doing these days? Met any new people?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:22:59 No.15308370 >>15308364 Your heart

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:23:16 No.15308371 >>15308358 You pay slave children to do it for you, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:24:16 No.15308376 >>15308369 Oh, now I'm curious. Just the archive link won't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:24:18 No.15308377 >>15308346 But how would she be able to hunt with those lewd things?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:24:28 No.15308378 >>15308313 New golem doing a handstand.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:24:37 No.15308379 >>15308349 >Pharaoh + Shantae + Ishizu + Heartless + Aladdin ...what even.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:26:46 No.15308384 File: 690 KB, 1480x2264, For My Sake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308379 Not him, but that's how reference images tend to work. You have [Subject Character] then examples of what you want placed in a neat and orderly fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:27:13 No.15308386 >>15308377 Lower center of gravity allows her to keep her balance. Besides, the thick thighs allow her to tightly wrap around her prey and that rear allows her to pin them down by sitting upon them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:27:16 No.15308387 >>15308370 Or your virginity.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:28:15 No.15308393 File: 61 KB, 854x441, wordopressuhardu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308371 Who said anything about paying the children.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:28:35 No.15308394 >>15308100 Ittan-momen.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:28:38 No.15308396

>>15308369
Yes and no. Most of the latest additions to the drawfag commission list have been suggestions rather than people I've personally interacted with. I'm still between several stories, including the one with the golden ryu and a hellhound one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:29:52 No.15308398 >>15308386 Anon please, my cock can't handle this. God damn Mantises being so lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:32:46 No.15308410 >>15308100 Salamander

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:32:59 No.15308411

>>15308398
They also purposefully wear small skirts and underwear thats a tad too small so that you can get better distracted by the skindentation.

Some even wear stockings for the same reason.

Sure, they may have some more stealth issues that their smaller cousins don't have but the increased capturing capability is well worth it.

Some breast based breeds have mastered techniques where they press their chest into a man's face to blind him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:33:38 No.15308413 >>15308358 I'm scared. How the fuck would an augmented Lilim even work?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:35:34 No.15308418 >>15308411 What a bunch of sluts, Mantises deserve to be raped if they're going to dress and act so lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:35:45 No.15308419 >>15308413 Either a sick one who replaced her bits to strengthen her failing flesh or a science one who wants to augment her already impressive abilities. Add or subtract chuuni until satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:36:12 No.15308421 >>15308413 She can cast spells from the Options floating around her too. So she can cast multiple high level sexual spells all at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:37:14 No.15308427 >>15308418 And THAT is how they get you. They get you to try and rape them only to drain you dry and engage in post coital cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:37:54 No.15308430 File: 380 KB, 1000x806, 1463346773962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this Mantis doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:39:31 No.15308439 >>15308427 >spoiler That's it, I'm going to have to marry every Kuudere bug I see now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:39:47 No.15308441 >>15308430 Placing her order

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:40:38 No.15308445 >>15308430 Sexually harassing that poor boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:40:51 No.15308447 >>15308441 But it looks like she's in a class.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:41:00 No.15308448 >>15308430 Being polite with her pinky finger.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:41:43 No.15308450 >>15308430 Practicing her seduction techniques for the big test. >>15308439 Just remember not to worry if they nibble your ears, its how they show affection.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:42:09 No.15308452 >>15308447 It looked like a restaurant with menus, it is a class huh She's still placing her order for some hot anon dick

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:42:30 No.15308453 >>15308445 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:42:53 No.15308456 >>15308430 >freaking out >not just getting her to blow you under the table by dropping your pencil on the floor between you both as an excuse for her to sneak onto the floor

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:43:29 No.15308460 >>15308453 Because of the matriarchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:43:30 No.15308461 >>15308452 You can't do that in class though!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:43:31 No.15308462 >>15308445 It's okay, they're childhood friends though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:44:20 No.15308463 I want to groom a Centaur until she goes from a lowly farm hand to a Southern Belle!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:45:14 No.15308466 >>15308456 But what if the teacher catches you? Then you might have to do it in front of the whole class.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:45:30 No.15308468 >>15308313 Space Marine and snek. Don't care how, don't care why, I just need it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:46:31 No.15308472 File: 206 KB, 1000x707, 34329736_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:46:44 No.15308473 >>15308468 Heretic please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:47:01 No.15308474 >>15308450 What if I nibble their ear back?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:47:37 No.15308476 >>15308466 That's a risk I'll just have to take. Hopefully she did her homework last night and has her technique down, or we'll be there all day while the Professor Ghoul shows her how to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:47:46 No.15308477 >>15308468 >The space marine isn't purging the disgusting heresy

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:50:14 No.15308488 >>15308476 >Making your childhood friend watch as another woman sucks your dick You're a horrible man, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:50:35 No.15308489 >>15308474 Then they collapse into a twitchy, softly moaning heap.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:52:30 No.15308497 >>15308489 Is that good?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:53:37 No.15308498 >>15308488 But my only childhood friend was the cougar grapesnake down the block, and she's totally fine if I bone other women. She helped me rope my first girlfriend, even.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:53:58 No.15308500 >>15308497 Well, it leaves them open for you to removed their sodden panties, small enough to function as a thong, and go to town on their rear or womanhood.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 22:55:58 No.15308507 >>15308498 You're scum. A Mantis isn't to be used like some common whore!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:03:27 No.15308533 >>15308507 Of course not. You ditch whores when you're done, I fully intend to take her out on some nice dates after she does me a favor like that. I'm not some prick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:05:22 No.15308537 >>15308533 But you are, you don't stay faithful to your childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:11:16 No.15308561 >>15308537 What if one has multiple childhood friends?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:13:54 No.15308567 We need more Sandworm stories. Writefaggots please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:13:54 No.15308568 What do you do when you get a boner just by looking at a certain monster girl's face?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:14:31 No.15308570 >>15308561 Then you're lower than trash.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:15:53 No.15308573 >>15308313 Is it too late? Could you please draw a group of giant mice hanging off someone!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:17:25 No.15308577 >>15308568 Marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:17:54 No.15308579 >>15308561 You get ganged raped and turned into a communal husband. Is best end.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:18:36 No.15308582 >>15308577 But I'm already into another species

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:18:37 No.15308583 >>15308573 It's too late, I already started working on one Probably should've mentioned that

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:20:00 No.15308589 >>15308582 Anon you don't understand. You marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:20:24 No.15308592 >>15308570 For having multiple childhood friends? >>15308579 It's not rape if I want it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:21:31 No.15308596 >>15308589 But what about the ones I love with my heart? I don't want this feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:21:47 No.15308598 File: 572 KB, 2048x1536, CjluKmAVAAM6utz.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's happening!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:23:03 No.15308605 >>15308598 Activate it

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:23:53 No.15308610 >>15308598 Hurray Time to wait forever for scans and translations

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:25:17 No.15308616 英語版魔物娘図鑑用のリメイク７種族完了、図鑑Ⅱの作業に戻ろう・・・ KC is talking about the Seven Seas release, can someone translate?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:27:21 No.15308623 >>15308616 >The dirty gaijin are getting monster girls now, maybe I should make a fatass harpy to 'congratulate' them.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:28:15 No.15308625

>>15308616
If GT is at all accurate, then the 7, rather than referring to Seven Seas, is actually the number of profiles he's redrawn for the English Release? I suppose the Golem was just a teaser, and we'll have to wait for the English Release to see the rest?

And now he's returning to work on the MGE-2.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:28:40 No.15308627 >>15308616 Remake 7 races completed for the English version of the demon daughter picture book , it tries to return to work of the picture book Ⅱ ··· Didn't say it had to be good

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:31:09 No.15308634 >>15308625 >>15308627 So what 7 do you think he's redone? Hopefully the old harpy and lamia artwork are being redone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:32:12 No.15308639 >>15308634 Harpy and lamia are two obvious ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:33:02 No.15308646 >>15308634 Zombie and werewolf are the other two, along with pixie and red oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:33:39 No.15308649 >>15308634 Echidna

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:33:55 No.15308650 >>15308616 He finished remaking monsters for the Seven Seas release.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:34:10 No.15308651 File: 2.89 MB, 1878x2568, 1446339209331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want the hellhound delinquent to drink one too many vodka sodas when we're at a party and get uncharacteristically friendly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:35:11 No.15308655 >>15308639 gargoyle could use some lovin

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:37:17 No.15308664 >>15308655 Honestly Gargoyle is probably the best of the older girls that still holds up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:38:57 No.15308672 >>15308655 I'm still kind of surprised Gargoyle doesn't have more art or stories

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:39:41 No.15308676 >>15308651 I want a blushing drunk Hellhound delinquent to hug me uncomfortably close and giddily tell me I'm her best friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:39:46 No.15308678 >>15308598 Goodness they look so enticing. Like brand new school supplies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:40:09 No.15308680 >>15308634 Lamia Harpy Black Harpy Zombie Echidna Imp Devil Bug

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:40:28 No.15308681 >>15308634 >>15308639 >>15308646 >>15308649 >>15308655 >Harpy >Echidna >Red Oni >Werewolf >Lamia >Zombie >Gargoyle I think that's actually all of the oldest art. Am I missing anything?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:40:42 No.15308683 >>15308651 Beware anon when Hellhounds get to friendly they try and "become best friends!" My pelvis still hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:42:37 No.15308690 >>15308683 It's your fault Anon for being easy and falling for her tricks. Be vigilant next time you go drinking with a wan.

Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:42:46 No.15308691 [SPOILER]

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>>15308676
i want a drunk hellhound to princess carry me up to a bedroom and lazily toss me onto the bed and then drunkenly slur about how she's gonna make me moan only for her to pass out on top of me

loen wen colors

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:42:49 No.15308692 >>15308650 As in the Golem was the finisher, or he still has more but hasn't revealed them?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:45:07 No.15308702 >>15308680 >Black harpy Crow Tengu?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:45:21 No.15308705 >>15308691 I want her to wake up the next morning only to find me cuddling her! I want to see her blushing!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:45:29 No.15308706 "A dark valkyria facing off with the hero she raised back when she was still a valkyria". I wish I could write OCs sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:45:49 No.15308709 >>15308702 Crow =/= Crow Tengu Crow Tengus are disgusting NEET weebs. Real crows are cool badass birds.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:46:38 No.15308717 >>15308702 If only

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:48:51 No.15308729 >>15308709 Take that back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:53:17 No.15308738 >>15308706 >NTR shit Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:55:39 No.15308743 >>15308738 That's not NTR so I don't know why you're getting your panties in a wad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:57:24 No.15308748 >>15308743 Dark valkyries can only be transformed under the influence of the man they're looking after can't they? It'd make no sense for her to attack the hero if she wasn't someone else's.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:57:49 No.15308750 >>15308672 There is: http://pastebin.com/GDshvD2U

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:58:56 No.15308754 >>15308748 The original post literally said "[A Dark Valkyrie] facing off against [The Hero] that SHE raised back when SHE was a normal Valkyrie."

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 28, 2016 23:59:29 No.15308756 >>15308706 >valkyria >hawk place Check your spelling bro. >>15308748 They become Dark only when they realize how much they crave the dick.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:00:11 No.15308757

>>15308743
Going by the nature of Dark Valkyries, it kind of is.
They don't fall and fuck off somewhere and maybe come back later, the process of turning into a Dark Valkyries involves them becoming increasingly obsessed with the hero they're paired with until they finally give in and fuck him, which corrupts him at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:00:46 No.15308758 >>15308754 but there's no face off to be spoken of in that case. Dark Valkyries are masochistic and submissive to a disturbing degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:01:03 No.15308760 File: 227 KB, 850x1200, 1st_wyvern and armor guy battle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the 1st prize winner of the sketch raffle! 1/2

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:01:14 No.15308762 File: 714 KB, 2800x1593, 1464129119362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308750 thanks famigula

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:01:56 No.15308764 >>15308758 The original guy messed up but you could easily have the hero turn on his valkyrie if she corrupted. She just wouldn't be the one instigating the fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:02:03 No.15308765 >>15308757 >>15308758 I'm not even the original guy but there are such things as creative liberties.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:02:17 No.15308767 File: 219 KB, 850x1200, 1st_post battle patpat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2/2 Hope y'all are having a nice evening /mgt/ o/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:02:29 No.15308769 >>15308760 nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:03:07 No.15308771 >>15308762 Oh shit this is finally done? Last I saw he was just finishing up the drawing and considering a color pallette.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:03:26 No.15308774 >>15308760 >>15308767 cute! more wyverns required!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:04:29 No.15308779 >>15308771 its the only artwork the gargoyle hasi have no clue when the guy finished it

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:04:43 No.15308780 >>15308760 >>15308767 Nice deliveries snib. >/o/ Well, I did install a rear control arm differential spacer today...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:04:45 No.15308781 >>15308760 >>15308767 Lucky bastard, and it's nice to see more Wyvern content.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:04:58 No.15308783 >>15308767 >>15308760 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:06:23 No.15308788 File: 141 KB, 850x654, It's how they choose their mates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry a 'Roo

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:06:28 No.15308789
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>>15308651
>You will never get a Hellhound drunk at a party
>She will never lead you back to her room
>You will never talk about your hobbies and interests together
I should just end it now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:08:41 No.15308793 >>15308788 I hope you like a wife that shitposts constantly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:10:26 No.15308800 File: 47 KB, 821x1021, 1463102023850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308789 will we become great friend and start seeing each other a lot more often and eventually fall in love with each other?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:11:21 No.15308803 >>15308793 >Shitposts constantly Por que?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:13:16 No.15308810 >>15308803 Aussies

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:13:51 No.15308812

>>15308800
>No big booty Hellhound delinquent with a secret nerdy streak to be best friends with.
>She'll never end up pinning you to the bed after a particularly tense game of Killer Instinct and steal your first kiss and your first time.
>She'll never introduce you to her gang as her boyfriend the next day and threaten to beat down anyone who hurts you.
Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:13:55 No.15308813 >>15308803 Mate, she's a true blue Aussie. Australians are natural shitposters. They just do what they would do in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:14:37 No.15308815 >>15308800 that's a given. >TFW no hellhound delinquent who remains distant and mean at first and grows exponentially nicer and closer

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:19:41 No.15308827

>>15308812
>No big and tall Hellhound anego who does that above
>Then lets you sneak under her skirt during her next library duty to give her kisses down below from behind the counter
>The old Librarian just smiling knowingly and letting you two do whatever you want so long as you 'keep it subtle'

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:22:18 No.15308830 File: 1.12 MB, 1240x1754, 1454037853086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308800 Of course. Best end. >>15308812 >You will never feel safe and protected with your Hellhound GF

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:30:03 No.15308846 >>15305661 Succuchippai!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:34:05 No.15308858 >>15308760 >>15308767 That's soooo fucking nice! The second picture is really cute too, its great to see monstergirls actually in action how they would be. Thank you for drawing that man, really

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:34:56 No.15308861 >>15305661 When are the OVA's coming out anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:36:06 No.15308865 File: 1.09 MB, 800x1129, 7bce03a9544a_60B2E3F8_015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can we boycott this or something? http://store.steampowered.com/app/467380/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:36:34 No.15308866 >>15308830 >Your Hellhound GF will never cuddle up to you at night to scare your bad dreams away. Goddamn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:37:35 No.15308868 >>15308865 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:37:38 No.15308870 Wolfgirls are too rough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:38:29 No.15308872 >>15308870 That's why you chain them up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:39:52 No.15308876 >>15308865 >buying stuff on steam How can I boycott a game from a service I refuse to use in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:42:06 No.15308881 >>15308865 I was about to tell you guys about it. It's actually pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:43:21 No.15308884 >>15308865 >It's a "le retro" art style What Monster Girl would be the best Penn Jilette type? Cause we need a trash can for this. A big one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:43:22 No.15308885 >>15308870 They aren't rough once you accept their love

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:44:41 No.15308891 >>15308865 >free to play >boycott

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:56:13 No.15308916 I want to have protected, responsible sex with my monster gf since we both love each other, but we can't support a child right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:56:45 No.15308917 >>15308884 For some reason, manticore just seems to fit. Unfortunately, I now have the image of "into the tailpussy it goes" stuck in my head.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:56:46 No.15308918 So Anon, what do you do if your waifu starts slipping you minomilk because she wants you to have muscle?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:57:33 No.15308919 >>15308916 >Protected and responsible sex Good luck trying to convince your waifu to let you use a condom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:58:23 No.15308920 >>15308918 Drink it

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:58:40 No.15308921 >>15308917 Too bad Manticores are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:59:40 No.15308924 >>15308920 Ok, what is she and when do you stop?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 00:59:53 No.15308925 File: 154 KB, 1024x1304, 1449148135208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308918 I'd already be downing that stuff by the gallon, not sure why she thinks she has to sneak more into my diet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:00:12 No.15308926 >>15308918 Drink it? She would only want what's best for me. Besides, easy muscle? What's not to like? Though I might start to slip her holst milk. She can be softer...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:01:30 No.15308928 >>15308925 Your minotaur likes muscle. LOTS of muscle. >>15308926 A muscle/soft husband and wife combo? What is she and do you princess carry her to the bed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:02:28 No.15308931 >>15308916 She'll tell all her friends that you tried to use a condom with her, and they'll tell their husbands, who will come kick your ass for being gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:04:32 No.15308935 >>15308928 I'll give it all I have to carry her to bed. She's a Wurm, so it'll be tough. But damnit if I won't give it my all!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:06:08 No.15308936 >>15308921 That's part of what makes them perfect for this. Tell me that any other MG has the general unpleasantness to make a good Penn. Their personalities are practically made for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:06:46 No.15308940 >>15308935 A super soft wurm? You could just give her pies if you want that to happen. They love the stuff.

Maritan Sun, May 29, 2016 01:07:06 No.15308941
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Hey MGG have an Ignis done on a cheap android tablet at the studio during free time.
http://i.imgur.com/YEnFOiP.png

Another month or so of project work and I should be able to sketch more stuff, hopefully take requests too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:07:55 No.15308942 >>15308941 Oooh, fancy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:08:21 No.15308944 >>15308940 Yeah, I guess mamanobama has me covered making sure it pads all the right places.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:08:33 No.15308945 >>15308941 I like it. The tits look a bit unnatural, but it's great otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:09:04 No.15308946 >>15308944 Hips, breasts, belly, or rear?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:11:16 No.15308950 >>15308946 I like extreme hourglass figures. So 3 out of the 4. If I could have it pad her hips, breasts, and rear, while keeping a tone stomach, that'd be ideal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:11:51 No.15308953 >>15308919 >>15308931 But, I'm just a student right now! We'll have as many kids as we can financially and emotionally support just as soon as I get a steady source of income.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:12:08 No.15308954 >>15308941 hope you can do one for me, never have before and it'd be pretty awesome, if its even close to that quality or not

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:13:36 No.15308957 >>15308946 Not him, but are there Hathor ingredients that can specifically pad out a certain part of my dragon waifu? I want to teach her a lesson after she ate my lemon tea cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:14:52 No.15308961 >>15308950 She'd be giving Jessica rabbit a run for her money. May even wear the dress on a special occasion. >>15308957 Mammy bammy would do most of it but I guess it would depend on what part your aiming for.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:15:19 No.15308963 >>15307466 Late to this convo, but: Pull out before she reaches nine stacks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:15:21 No.15308964 >>15308957 Try rubbing/massaging the target area. I have no idea if it'll work but it'll be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:16:22 No.15308965 >>15308961 Wonderful. I always liked how that dress looked. Red is my favorite color too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:16:44 No.15308966 >>15308953 They make birth control pills and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:17:06 No.15308970 >>15308961 Her belly, hips and rear. I'm not looking for extreme stuff, but enough to make it noticeable and so all her friends will bully her. About cuddle cat proportions. >>15308964 I'm trying to bully the dragon, not pamper her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:18:28 No.15308972 >>15308964 What kind of lesson are you trying to teach her, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:20:25 No.15308975 >>15308966 Pretty sure demonic energy makes that shit act like a sugar pill.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:20:43 No.15308976

>>15308965
The question is if your wurm has the scales/hair to go with it.

>>15308970
Ice cream and cake would be best.
She'd be sporting thick thighs, a pudgy middle, a wide rear, and some noticeable thighs in no-time.

Just watch out, she may start trying to hide her body should you keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:21:05 No.15308978 >>15308924 Minotaur, and when we are both the ones aheagoing

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:24:56 No.15308984 >>15308978 The rare double ahego? Quite a good goal

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:26:43 No.15308985

>>15308976
>Just watch out, she may start trying to hide her body should you keep it up.
It'll only stop when she stops eating the spiked hathor food from the fridge. Until she learns she can't steal other people's food it keeps up.

Also it's summer, she can't wear her sweaters all the time. It'll be too hot and they won't fit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:28:22 No.15308988 >>15308328 I don't do loli but hope you like it anyways http://imgur.com/a/fESMP I don't get lactation but I got to draw moth boobs so it's okay. Sorry for the quality, art block

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:28:40 No.15308990 >>15308985 You wouldn't take her to the beach would you? Forcing her to wear a bikini that's far too small for her? Would you oil her body for some suntan?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:29:39 No.15308993 File: 226 KB, 327x433, Alp_crop3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15308918 Sounds like she's stage 3, she gets pinned against the wall and impregnated

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:33:31 No.15309000 >>15308993 Maybe. Could be that she just needs to do a little more before she reaches that point. How hard/rough would it be?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:34:24 No.15309003 >>15308988 Looks fine to me. I'd a moth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:35:03 No.15309004 >>15309000 Super rough. I doubt she's using minomilk for cuddles. Her eyes are gonna roll back into her head.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:35:25 No.15309005 >>15308975 It's okay, conception rates are low anyways. Honestly though, once you've had raw sex, the prospect of going back to condoms is grim enough that you'd legitimately rather just jack off.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:36:04 No.15309006

>>15308990
Well sure, though that sounds like it could be a bit too embarrassing for her, I don't want to humiliate her completely. I just want to teach her that taking things without permission is a bad thing.

Or I want her to rape me roughly as punishment for falling out of line. I'd be fine with either.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:36:35 No.15309007 >>15308988 that's some good shit, nigga

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:38:32 No.15309011

>>15309004
Cumflation or no cumflation at the end?
Tongue hanging out?

>>15309006
Well, if she found out then I'm sure she'd make sure you felt just what you did to her.
Face sitting would ensue and she may berate you for what you did.....Although she will apologize for taking your food and remark that she won't misuse her vassals in such a way ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:40:17 No.15309014 >>15308988 Nice Do you have a tumblr?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:41:27 No.15309015 >>15308988 Looks good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 01:48:49 No.15309026 >>15306308 So yotsuba manga where they flush newborn babies into toilet is not "downer"?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 02:09:00 No.15309079 >>15309026 Ah, forgot about those too... And why the fuck did you have to go and remind me? Fuck man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 02:10:41 No.15309084 >>15309011 All of the above.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 02:13:06 No.15309089 >>15309084 She'd be hitting stage 3 in no time then. You sure know how to treat an alp

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 02:27:26 No.15309119 >>15308941 >non-Lilim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LeiyMEb8-E

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 02:29:11 No.15309124 >>15308988 >>15308941 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 02:55:43 No.15309174 File: 619 KB, 1600x2000, 1456646710459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some kind of fertile, hot, dark, and glowing dog.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:02:49 No.15309185 I shall unearth relics and valuable stuff with a gnome!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:05:28 No.15309187 >>15309185 >Implying Dr. Bellwurm wouldn't be the best >"Once again, Dr. Anon, what was briefly yours is now mine."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:06:21 No.15309188 >>15309185 What happens when a anon with a sweet hat tells you how the shit you found belongs in a museum?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:09:25 No.15309195 >>15309188 Tell him I shall sell half the crap, and keep the rest to as proof to my kids that I did cool stuff before I get a cushy desk job.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:10:08 No.15309198 >>15309188 I want to tell an ara ara monstergirl that she belongs in a museum.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:11:42 No.15309203 >>15309174 Very dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:13:00 No.15309207 >>15309195 >You will never be a retired adventurer/archaeologist that has a gnome contract. >You will never come back one last time to show your kids and naysayers that you've still got it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:13:34 No.15309208 >>15309198 >You belong in a museum Now all I can picture is a cocky little archaeologist alp

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:15:17 No.15309212 >>15309198 I would like to insult a aged succubus that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:15:46 No.15309213 >>15309198 >Night at the Museum with Pharaoh, Mummies, Gargoyle, Vampire, a Lich who pretends to be a wax sculpture, a Living Armor and a Cursed Sword in the armory. Would you be able to handle that much cursed and undead lovin'?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:27:28 No.15309233 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please remember to research the proper way to take care of pregnant waifus. Don't want them doing anything crazy now, do we?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:28:27 No.15309235 >>15309213 I thought a good little story would be a bunch of new guards at a museum, and one by one they get claimed by the monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:32:20 No.15309241 >>15309213 >Night shift guard is woken up by is superior >"Dave, want to tell me why the new exibit armour is hugging you? >Dave doesn't know what's worse, the fact he might be fired or the ethereal voice asking him if it should `remove the threat`.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:32:46 No.15309242 >>15309233 What sort of crazy things would a pregnant waifu do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:33:39 No.15309243 >>15309233 I cook weird shit all the time, food cravings will be a adventure

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:35:25 No.15309247 what's a good safe word?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:36:04 No.15309249

>>15309242
Well, the most obvious would be her sex drive getting ramped up.

She'd also want to try out a few positions that are regarded as baby safe.

Also, dragons may request you find them a horde of chocolate coins.
Not a box, not a crate, a horde.

>>15309243
See above.
Get good and you could even try to put your head on them like royalty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:38:43 No.15309254 >>15309247 Cookie!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:40:09 No.15309256 FEED ME.... no seriously feed me, I haven't eaten all day

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:40:51 No.15309259

Y'know, I'm starting to think that KC's not going to be putting the MGE-2 out at C90 this summer.

I've been thinking for a while now that I want to purchase the book in person, so I've been looking into going to Japan, attending Comiket, etc. From what I can gather, Comiket registration closed in April, and if the web catalog of doujinshi circles I found is correct and up to date, then KC's not registered.

Of course, I'm not sure it is correct and up to date, since I'm having a bit of trouble finding much info on C90 at all...

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:41:02 No.15309260

>>15309233
>Anon gets his waify pregnant
>He treats her like usual
>Life is great, she is overwhelmed with joy
>A few weeks pass and she suddenly snaps
>Throws in the rape cave and rapes him constantly
>She completely lost her mind and thinks only about sex
>She finally gives birth and regains her sanity
>Anon asks her what the hell happened
>She was just worried their child would be weak if they didn't have sex

Pregnant waifus must be treated with the utmost care

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:41:10 No.15309261 >>15309247 Edward Cullen if you want shit t end right there

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:42:33 No.15309266 Is there any good stories with the spirits other then that undine one?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:42:44 No.15309267 >>15309260 This feels like a Monster Girl version of random food cravings. >>15309247 Sunstone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:44:03 No.15309272 >>15309259 I remember KC tweeting that he registered barely in time You're the first person I see saying that he won't release MGE 2 at C90

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:44:11 No.15309273 >>15309267 That rings a negative bell and I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:45:42 No.15309275 >>15309266 Not to my knowledge, hell the only other spirit I know is both on MGU and kinda sucks

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:46:52 No.15309279

>>15309272
Did he? Hmm...maybe the catalog I found is just out of date then.

I'm just feeling a tad nervous I suppose. If I want to go buy it in person, then that leaves me just 2 months to book a trip. Sure if it turns out not to be there, I'd still get to enjoy the rest of Japan, but I'd still feel a bit disappointed I missed out on buying the book.

>>15309273
Probably because yuri.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:48:16 No.15309283 >>15309275 Care to nutshell as I'm not singing up there?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:49:18 No.15309285 >>15309279 >spoiler Ah, knew it was some thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:51:21 No.15309288 >>15309267 >random food cravings. She'd ask for various positions, blowjobs and other perverted moves

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:52:37 No.15309291

>>15309283
As if as I remember it was a one shot about a Ignis that is contracted to a woman who has long gone succubus, the spirit wants the woman all to herself and hates that they need men to maintain themselves.

so yeah kinda low as I cant really appreciate yuri

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 03:58:55 No.15309297 >>15309291 I was trying to incorporate spirits into a horror story outside of "Burn everything" but my brain cant form fresh ideas apparently.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:01:44 No.15309298 Remember, its all fun and games with magic till family members find the naked Succubus chained in the basement.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:03:39 No.15309301 >>15309298 Ah, right, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:06:10 No.15309306 >>15309298 I don't have a succubus, I have a lolifox.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:07:53 No.15309310 >>15309298 It was her idea. What kind of husband would I be if I didn't indulge in her fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:08:00 No.15309311 >>15309298 That reminds me of an...unfortunate tale, from FFXIV.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:08:39 No.15309312 >>15309298 I would have given her clothes. She's mine and I have to take care of her.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:09:01 No.15309315
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>>15309298
To be fair, she didn't have to be chained up; she's just kinky. And let's be real, if any of our parents came across an attractive woman in our house, naked and looking to fuck us of her own volition to bear children, the most we'd get is a 'Don't get carried away.'

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:09:03 No.15309314 >>15309298 My daughteru is a Kobold, not a Succubus anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:10:06 No.15309316 >>15309312 Don't forget the bowl full of boiled eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:14:27 No.15309322 File: 1.23 MB, 1000x1166, 73c55a1b99b6748350be3946a4cca12b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309306 Let her out you monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:15:47 No.15309324 >>15309315 I wouldn’t say no to that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:17:43 No.15309327 >>15309322 No way, she likes it down there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:19:42 No.15309330 >>15309298 Would be fun if they revealed it at the dinner table >"So anon, why don't you tell us about your friend downstairs?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:22:49 No.15309337 >>15309298 >Not using her magic to hide herself or commpelling them to forget her your demon is broken, get a new one

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:23:22 No.15309338 >>15309330 MOOOOOM STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DIIIICKm WE'RE EATING DINNER GOOOOSH

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:28:05 No.15309350 >>15309298 Worse if your with her at the time >"What is this anon!?" >"Mother, I can explain!" >The succubus looks exited "Are they here to watch us master?" >Anons brain shuts down registering her words

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:31:30 No.15309355 >>15309298 How about a chained hellhound? restraining her till she gets hot with enough lust to melt the chains and give you a right sexual pounding?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:32:38 No.15309357 >>15309355 Yes. Bonus points if you make her wear the cone of shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:33:11 No.15309360 >>15309355 Then I will train to the bone to make sure it ends in a double KO

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:34:32 No.15309364 >>15309357 combined with>>15309298 >"Anon what's with the hat?" >"she knows what she did"

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:35:45 No.15309366

>>15309355
>handcuff a hellhound
>she just looks down as her wrists go from black, to glowing orange with incandescence
>the handcuffs start to turn all goopy, before the steel melts entirely and drips from her arms like slightly more viscous ice cream on a hot summer's day

Everything about hellhounds gives me boners.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:37:34 No.15309368 >>15309366 That's why you need chains that take longer to melt. like a day or several gotta plan this shit out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:38:27 No.15309371 >>15309279 Make a sneak photo of kay cee if you carry that all out. I wanna see if he falls into the whole otaku archetype like Crabman ended up to.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:42:40 No.15309382

>>15309371
I dunno man. From what I hear, Comiket's a very line-heavy convention. I've practically got a phobia of holding up lines, so it's not like I could ask him for a selfie or some shit.

Also I'm pretty sure that Comiket, due to the cosplay culture, has a dedicated photo area or somethin', and then photography's restricted or banned everywhere else. Now I don't know that, but it seems a fair guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:43:12 No.15309384 >>15309368 You could make chains out of hafnium carbide or tungsten, but then you'd still need to contend with a hellhound's Doomguy-tier strength.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:43:41 No.15309385 >>15309382 coward

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:43:59 No.15309386 How about a man that gets tricked by a fox to believe she's weaker than she really is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:45:00 No.15309388 >>15309385 I'll not deny this.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:45:31 No.15309390

>writing shitty story and world buildan
>having trouble working on Lilim character's overall appearance and character
>didn't have a lick of an issue doing the Succubus' or the bastard child of Gawain and a genderbent Solaire
>yet this one fucking character is tripping me up
I swear the horns are the biggest issue, really. If I could draw more than smugki_onnas and hershey's dark slimes I'd draw the damned ironing board of a girl.
...Of course...that would mean being both a drawfag AND a writefag, which would suck.

Anyway, have any good Wurm pics surfaced recently?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:45:38 No.15309391 >>15309386 >you will never be dommed by a deceptively strong lolifox

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:47:25 No.15309394 >>15309386 A dude that hunts a average looking 1 tail and when he corners her she tuns into a cc 9 tail

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:50:01 No.15309399 >>15309386 That could be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:50:16 No.15309400 File: 735 KB, 1101x1605, 55812916_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:54:19 No.15309403 How about a low profile vampire? one that dosen't act like her upper-class brethren?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:55:29 No.15309405 File: 1.41 MB, 1000x700, 1450736891325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309403

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:57:13 No.15309410 >>15309405 wonder what he did to get her? did her sisters approve?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:58:20 No.15309412 >>15309410 I bet if she had a dhampir older sister she would encourage it as a fuck you to their mother

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 04:58:26 No.15309413 >>15309410 Saved her from a destitute homelessness

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:01:10 No.15309417 I shall wear a jacket made out of shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:11:33 No.15309436 >>15309417 >Go to supermarket >Try to grab sweets or something fatty >Your arm tries to resist >That's no good for your health! Remember what the doctor told you!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:14:51 No.15309441 >>15309436 >Anon struggles against the coat made out of his maid >An employee comes over and asks him if he's okay

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:23:53 No.15309453 >>15309441 >Shoggoth disagrees with anon all day. >youtube videos pop up of a interpretative dancer

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:26:09 No.15309459

What would an Anon and his Jinko daughteru do for Father's day?
Would they go to the beach and play in the water filled with various other MGs learning to swim?
Would they only realize on the way back home that they forgot to bring the Mother with them?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:26:31 No.15309461

>>15309413
Every day, vampires are kicked out of their mother's manors by their dhampir sisters in a misguided attempt to teach them to fend for themselves. Never knowing how to hunt for a man to feed from, never knowing how to turn haughty into lewd, and not even knowing how to earn a living. But for just a small donation of your blood you can help these delicate beauties. Call now, and we'll send one of these poor homeless vampires to your home for you to heal. Don't hesitate, call now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:32:48 No.15309469 >>15309417 I'd hope the outside looks like a normal jacket and the inner lining looking like a shoggoth, with the purple flesh and yellow eyes.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:36:06 No.15309478

>>15309461
>You'll never make an ex-homeless vamp so happy and content with herself, you and her life, that when she runs into her dhampir sister by chance, she doesn't even mind that the corrupt and lazy half-blood acts like making her homeless was the right thing to do because of how happy she obviously she is now.
>She'll never have to be the one restraining you from calling the slobby cunt out on what a horrible thing she did, stop you from showing her the pictures of your waifu from before her life really started to turn around

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:36:35 No.15309481 >>15309469 >It's >his >fucking >nipple!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:52:45 No.15309506 File: 1.37 MB, 1073x857, dirty elf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are for purging.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 05:56:52 No.15309514 >>15309469 GRant us eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:01:14 No.15309519 File: 77 KB, 600x450, CjluKmAVAAM6utz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wock doujin went on sale today! Scans when? Or was everyone already turned off by the shota and the tentaclejobs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:02:17 No.15309522 File: 113 KB, 1024x814, CjnHud9VEAE-cYf.jpg-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can't stop this serial hugger!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:02:41 No.15309524 >>15309506 I wanna be Puck I HATE Elves

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:03:21 No.15309526 File: 138 KB, 1024x1154, CjnHud3UgAENxko.jpg-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309522

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:04:32 No.15309530 File: 596 KB, 1200x1724, ENG004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309519 It just looks plain shit, especially compared to his other stuff. Also the lizard one needs to be translated immediately.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:05:15 No.15309533 >>15309506 That Elf, maybe. Rem best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:05:52 No.15309537 >>15309524 >>15309506 >>15309533 >implying E.M.T. isn't your angel

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:06:29 No.15309539 >>15309530 What is it about it that looks shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:07:30 No.15309542 >>15309530 >It just looks plain shit, especially compared to his other stuff. Opinions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:07:41 No.15309543 File: 868 KB, 1200x1724, ENG006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309539 It just does.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:08:16 No.15309544 File: 324 KB, 2048x1628, CjnHud9VEAE-cYf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309522 >-large >That res Anon please stop triggering my autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:08:45 No.15309546 >>15309537 She's a shit who abandons him after refusing to hear him out multiple times. She only comes back into the picture later to try and steal him away from Rem.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:08:49 No.15309547 >>15309537 Doesn't she turn into a huge cunt with only the blue cunt remaining loyal? MC fucked up hard. He should have just been killed by gutslicer until he hit on the perfect combination of word and actions to make her his waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:10:51 No.15309549 >>15309533 >Not Ram

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:11:01 No.15309550 >>15309543 I gotta admit Kraken is the best older sister type, it's not even close But you can't just say Jabberwock is shit, she's a great girl too

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:11:27 No.15309551 What is the best thing about kuuderes? For me it's the voice. Are there actually japaneese women who talk with that soft and emotionless voice, or is it just a fake VA thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:12:01 No.15309552 >>15309550 Jabberwock isn't shit, her doujin is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:14:42 No.15309558 >>15309546 >>15309547 To be fair he is an annoying faggot most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:16:12 No.15309565 >>15309558 He needs a sadist like gutslicer. Some one who can recognize when he is acting and tear him down do his despicable ground zero.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:18:11 No.15309568

>>15309549
Ram is a mindbroken cockslut that belongs to the clown.
Who, by the way, engineered every ounce of suffering the sisters went through, including the severing of Ram's horn and the slaughter of their village in order to get his hands on them. He brainwashed Ram so that she's loyal enough to go against Rem for his sake, and is using her as a baby factory so that she can shit out a new body for him to snatch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:22:36 No.15309576 >>15309568 Well there goes the episode I was going to watch The elf is still fine though

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:26:25 No.15309584 >>15309576 You don't find this out until later, anime won't get that far.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:27:57 No.15309587 >>15309568 Clown has good taste in oni.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:30:16 No.15309594 >>15309587 You can't really argue that when red ha no personality outside of mindbroken cockslut

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:32:38 No.15309600 >>15309584 I should probably start reading the novels then but Tate and Overlord have drained all my desire of reading more for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:35:23 No.15309611 File: 115 KB, 900x1200, 54696455_p16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning, dude! Here's breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:38:46 No.15309621 >>15309600 Go read kumo. It's fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:39:47 No.15309624 >>15309611 What is it? Why is it surrounded by milk?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:44:41 No.15309634 >>15309600 Hope you can read moon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:44:51 No.15309635 >>15309611 Thanks. Want to eat it wit me?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:46:21 No.15309641 >>15309624 Talking of milk, seems this guy is getting better http://i.imgur.com/QPbIGXP.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:48:32 No.15309647 >>15309641 >You'll never have a milky vamp sit in your lap and feed you breakfast with her tits bare >You'll never lean forward and catch one between your teeth for a mouthful of cool, sweet milk

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:49:01 No.15309648 >>15309624 It's an omurice on a white plate. The plate is on a little tray.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:49:16 No.15309649 File: 731 KB, 2454x3266, 1433690601670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big tits are for babies! Only babies like big tits!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:52:34 No.15309658 >>15309648 Oh, so that explains the tomato sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:53:00 No.15309660 >>15309649 She says, while standing on her pencil legs. When it's said by a stick, it just seems like butthurt. A woman needs MEAT on her lower half.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:53:21 No.15309662 >>15309649 >Nowi not liking the boingy! >>15309634 I should probably get on with that again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:53:35 No.15309663 >>15309649 Why are you trying to start shit, shill?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:53:59 No.15309664 >>15309658 It's a little heart made out of ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:54:36 No.15309665 >>15309664 I know what it is

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:55:43 No.15309669 >>15309649 Sabbath plz. I still want want to go the sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:56:25 No.15309672 >>15309611 Every time you post, I think about this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:57:06 No.15309674 >>15309522 >>15309526 >Using ":large" >Not using ":orig"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:58:41 No.15309675 >>15309611 >dude Why do you keep repeating this?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 06:59:30 No.15309677 >>15309669 The Sabbath probably has lots of fun things to do on a sunday.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:01:24 No.15309681 >>15309677 Like what? Just playing around or something more specific?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:02:56 No.15309682 >>15309672 >you will never get a ride home from Ran

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:04:46 No.15309684

>>15309681
Oh, you know. Charity drives, bake sales, barbeque parties in the park, pool parties at the baphomet's house, impregnating loli werecats, helping feed the homeless, and other community events funded by it like beach volleyball tournaments, holiday events like halloween, and paintball.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:04:46 No.15309685 File: 765 KB, 1280x720, big fat bird butt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309660 Big tits are for babies! Only babies like big tits!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:04:48 No.15309686 >>15309677 Like picnics in the kesaran pasaran fields. Or going to the beach except the water is actually an aphrodisiac-saturated slimegirl Maybe going to the playpark made entirely out of tentacle plants

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:07:18 No.15309694 >>15309684 I should go there right now. Is there an applications form for becoming a onii-san or can you just go there?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:08:49 No.15309696 >>15309694 Just show up anytime, and feel free to flirt with any loli not wearing a ring or collar.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:10:07 No.15309699 >>15309685 Papi's the cutest. Wanna protect, impregnate, marry and be a big brother to her all at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:13:12 No.15309704 >>15309696 Then I’ll go and find a cute loli fox and take her home and impregnate her. And I guess collars are like engagement rings so I’ll go and buy her a expensive one as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:16:39 No.15309708 >>15309685 http://i.imgur.com/XY0m0Kh.jpg Camera angles don't equal meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:18:48 No.15309713 >>15309704 >not getting her a ring and a collar It's like you're not even trying to love your lolifox.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:18:55 No.15309714 >You'll never be roped into the onee-sabath >You'll never be surrounded by big easy-going titty monsters >And that one heretical baphomet who finally mustered the courage to take the initiation trials and become a big onee-san herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:19:55 No.15309717 >>15309708 not trying to be confrontational or anything but apparently the canon of that girl says she has the "best" ass out of all the harem girls

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:21:27 No.15309719 >>15309713 Damn, I’ll get her a gold ring and the collar embroidered with gold. That would make her happy right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:24:10 No.15309726 >>15309717 Well, what's her competition? A snake, a horse's rear, a fish, and an actual giant spider. She's the only one who actually possesses an ass. Youre right though, her ass and legs are divine regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:25:55 No.15309735 >>15309717 I am a champion of slim chests, but slim chests come with responsibility. A big fat ass that jiggles when you slap it is an absolute necessity, and I'm sorry but Papi's ass doesn't deliver.

>>	George Dubya Sun, May 29, 2016 07:30:27 No.15309742 >>15309735 >responsibility With what now?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:30:56 No.15309744

>>15309719
Of course it'd make her happy. But the reason you get her both the collar and ring is symbolic. It shows that you're embracing both her human and her animal-like sides.
Plus, it'll make her blush like crazy when you get on one knee to fasten the accessory around her neck, breathing against her ticklish skin, and follow up by taking her tiny, slender left hand and slipping the ring on her finger.

I'm not sure why I'm saying this, considering I absolutely detest the concept of collars on monstergirls, but hey, I like the symbolic aspect of that dual-acceptance.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:34:30 No.15309753 >>15309714 Will they like guys who willingly went inside their headquarter? or will they throw him out because "you're so easy it's no fun"?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:36:45 No.15309757 >>15309753 >or will they throw him out because "you're so easy it's no fun"? That doesn't sound like anything a group of laid back, easy going titty monsters would say.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:38:21 No.15309762 >>15309753 Not all of them want shotas who fear the very concept of sex. I'm sure many would love a sensible younger brother who'll love and cuddle his older sister unconditionally.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:40:57 No.15309768 >>15309742 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afghBre8NlI

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:42:01 No.15309772 >>15309714 Sounds like a comfy place to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:44:37 No.15309778 What's the best thing about falling asleep in bed surrounded and covered by cuddly kitsune lolis?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:45:33 No.15309782 File: 302 KB, 1280x720, bird booty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309708 Another pic then. >>15309717 To be fair, Lala hadn't shown up by then. >>15309735 This looks quite jiggly if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:50:29 No.15309794 >>15309675 Why not, dude?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:53:23 No.15309802 File: 159 KB, 1280x1811, 1428250054242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309782 This is your baseline, anon. A woman's hips, thighs and ass can go bigger, but never smaller than this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:55:39 No.15309808 File: 904 KB, 1000x914, monorus wight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309802 I think we can do better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 07:59:36 No.15309814 File: 543 KB, 1700x1200, 0bfab883ae5f63d131e6437810857368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309802 Okay fuck it elinposting time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:10:00 No.15309837 File: 481 KB, 1000x750, 1431723007861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309814 Elin time best time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:12:00 No.15309845 File: 787 KB, 1200x1487, ef14b2a42ef67bf3af3e262946379819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309837 Elins are for handholding intercrural in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:13:08 No.15309849 >>15309845 >babies >coming from intercrural

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:14:06 No.15309851 >>15309845 Elins are for hard and fast anal with lots of biting, spanking, hair pulling and light choking.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:14:19 No.15309852 >You'll never tell a x monstergirl to get off your lawn ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:14:45 No.15309853 File: 329 KB, 800x1131, 3e8e7812cb91a3ce5ed3fd5411f0c737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309849 >he can't impregnate an elin's thighs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:15:36 No.15309854 >>15309852 >tfw have an M1 Garand near my bed just in case I lucid dream this

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:18:19 No.15309861
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>>15309315
>But a bit more gentle would be nice~
Oh no, you don't get to make requests. You will either refer to me as "Sir" or "Your Cockship" during this session you desert dwelling tart.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:29:26 No.15309889 File: 242 KB, 567x800, 1399349369310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stacking monster girls 5 feet high when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:33:24 No.15309898 >>15309782 What the fuck was she even doing in that video? It almost looked like she was scratching ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:34:44 No.15309902 >>15309898 Adjusting her panties.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:43:21 No.15309920

>>15309814
>Elin
What fetish even is this? Like, the top half is a child, but below the hips is the lower half of a late teen/woman. It's like an unstacked shortstack. Why? How did this quasi-pedophilia even come about? For that matter you see plenty of loli with exaggerated nearly adult features, specifically thighs and ass. Is it a subconscious recognition that grown women are better that is bleeding into the art?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:45:50 No.15309928 >>15309920 You're face to face with the men who sold the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:46:25 No.15309932 >>15309928 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:46:39 No.15309933 >>15309920 I think it plays into the whole child-bearing aspect while maintaining the general form of a loli. Wide hips, large rear, etc.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:50:59 No.15309942

>>15309933
I know the dick is such a simplistic creature if can just bulldoze through cognitive dissonance, but how does an artist reconcile the fact that in order the make their fetish better they need to add elements of its antithesis? Why not just give up on the fetish at that point, if its so shit?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:52:54 No.15309950

>>15309942
>they need to add elements of its antithesis?
I'd wager to say that it's not an antithesis at all, those artists just enjoy lolis with wipe hips and fat asses. Same way some people like oppai loli. It's just what they're into and there isn't a way to explain that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:55:21 No.15309958 >>15309942 >if you slightly change it that means the original is shit gee willikers i guess the original kalashnikov is shit since there's only about a billion clones

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:56:15 No.15309960 >>15309942 You're too short sighted, nothing says that body shapes have to stick strictly to one type. >Tall girls with a flat chests >Oppai lolis >Bottom heavy short girls They're just different flavours and nice for their own reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:57:38 No.15309964 >TFW I want to breed an Elf

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:57:45 No.15309966

>>15309950
Well that's what I don't understand about it. If fucking children specifically is your thing, the form of a mature woman kind of is the antithesis. It's not that I don't get that they like it, I get it, there's lots of it out there. What I don't understand are the hows and whys.

>>15309958
>if you improve it that means the original is shit
Well yeah? It isn't an arbitrary change, they do it to make it more fappable.

>>15309960
>You're too short sighted
Yeah maybe I'm being binary about this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 08:58:09 No.15309970 >>15309964 Don't we all?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:02:27 No.15309976 >>15309966 >Well yeah? It isn't an arbitrary change, they do it to make it more fappable. And improvements to kalashnikovs were done to make it more reliable

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:02:51 No.15309977 >>15309976 So the original was shit, no?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:04:20 No.15309979 >>15309977 well 75 million were built which is about a fourth of all weapons currently in the US so you tell me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:06:46 No.15309984 >>15309979 >Cheap shit and massproduced Sounds about right. Why are we even talking about guns? >You'll never fuck the Elf Simo Hayha

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:08:43 No.15309986 >>15309984 >Why are we even talking about guns? just the first example I came up with of something that can not be improved upon without necessarily being shit in the end it's completely subjective since it is a fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:12:31 No.15309998 File: 26 KB, 1116x677, 5o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Succubus

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:32:07 No.15310075 File: 181 KB, 888x1500, 1464203023800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309970 Elves are lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:35:48 No.15310088 File: 363 KB, 1000x1500, Dark Elf Is preparing to attack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310075 I want to marry a Dark Elf!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:41:24 No.15310116 File: 1.51 MB, 2376x1772, 1442562796214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310088 Elves are criminally underrepresented in stories no matter what the phillistines say

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:48:24 No.15310140 >>15308598 God those look so nice Can't wait to get mine

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:49:05 No.15310143 >>15309998 This Succubus underestimates me, my slapping attack can ahegao even the most powerful of Lillims!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:49:44 No.15310149 I want to see a clumsy kitsune waitress that keeps accidentally knocking over things with her tails

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:53:39 No.15310165 >>15309526 Look how fluffy her arms are, you could be massaging her paws and arms and lose your hand inside all that fluff

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:54:19 No.15310168 File: 409 KB, 1000x1000, 3e3d433fb9375859eb366897c6ef45df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15309964 >>15309970 >>15310075 >>15310088 >>15310116 As long as it is consensual (no, mindbreak does not count) is fine

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 09:55:52 No.15310174 File: 213 KB, 728x896, 1464106401599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310149 Oh shit I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:02:03 No.15310189 File: 913 KB, 1125x1312, 6c818216eb4009f11c256f1057556ded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310174 Sorry for whut? Our mommy taught us not to be ashamed of our tails. Especially since they're good size and all.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:02:29 No.15310192

>>15310168
>You'll never be a Order squire on a secret exchange to the TrumpElves, their elders and your elders deciding it may well be worth seeking an alliance similar to the alliances of old between man and elf against the monter menace
>You'll never train under one of their Elf-Paladins, paladins much like your own but relying more on magic than steel with a battle style that is more offensive and aggressive than it is protective and defensive.
>You'll never go patrolling the perimeter with her and sleep together in the wilderness on long ranging missions, not even the slightest sliver of lewd intent in her mind.
>You'll never be ambushed by a party of demons
>You'll never slay them all, but receive a deadly blow of corrupting energies that you shielded her from
>She'l never tearily confess that she began to have feelings for you along your journey, that she can't bare to have it end here like this
>She'll never lay hands upon you and use her magic to heal you, the corruption being channeled part way from you to her
>With the both of you half corrupt, you'll never decide to not return home where they would surely exile or even execute the both of you, but wander together helping those in need and fighting the corruption that make the two of you go mindless with lust each full moon

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:07:45 No.15310215 File: 2.48 MB, 1924x2665, 1448580496609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310189 Sorry for not sucking on those tabi, leatherman.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:09:26 No.15310224 >>15310168 Elves are definitely made for gently breeding.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:18:00 No.15310266 >>15310215 I wonder how a shine maiden kitsune would react if I started kissing her feet through her tabi.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:22:38 No.15310286 >>15310266 She'd post in a ded general on jaypee about how much it turned her on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:23:51 No.15310291 >>15310286 Time to marry her, in that case.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:26:40 No.15310305 File: 554 KB, 749x875, Vamp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310286 >ded Time for the best kind of posting then

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:28:27 No.15310312 >>15310305 That red fingernail paint makes her look sultry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:31:44 No.15310329 >>15310312 She's undead. How can she be hot?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:34:01 No.15310336 >>15310329 After fresh blood plumps her lips fully red and gives color to her pallor she's be hot enough to cuddle for an evening.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:34:50 No.15310340 >>15308988 Requester here, she looks delightfully milky. Thanks drawbro. I have to say, your style looks kinda familiar. Do you hang around the drawthreads?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:35:52 No.15310348 >>15310291 Good taste in waifu characteristics, anon. I've got exactly 0 tabi fox pictures however.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:41:19 No.15310369 File: 3.34 MB, 2590x3624, 2baf795059623872afb0d5a268314b62.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310348 I've got a couple. Might dump some later if it won't saturate the thread too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:41:42 No.15310371 >>15310329 Friction. Sweet, wet, fleshy friction

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:42:43 No.15310376 My kingdom for a Waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:45:32 No.15310389 >>15310376 >worshiping women your kingdom will collapse

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:46:17 No.15310392 >>15310389 Where the fuck do you think you are, fag

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:48:12 No.15310396 >>15310389 I don't think MGTOW and monster girls waifus are compatible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:48:42 No.15310398 >>15310392 John Glubb

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:52:48 No.15310411 >>15310376 >>15310389 >you will never integrate monster girls and usher in the age of decadence (aka orgies)

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 10:58:11 No.15310443 >>15310396 MGTOW are only GTOW because of women being 3dpd twats. I'm sure MG's would entice them back into the fold.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:01:16 No.15310464 >>15310443 For me the only reason i want MGs to be real is to see the circus human women would make for attention, would certainly pay to see that. 3DPD world is bad enough to not let your pure waifu into it at any cost.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:04:02 No.15310479 >>15310464 That's why you enter the 2d world

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:10:24 No.15310501 >>15310479 Lucid dreaming is a meme

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:17:47 No.15310529 >>15310501 Yes... lucid dreaming... sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:27:10 No.15310572 >>15310529 >... What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:33:20 No.15310597 File: 171 KB, 1350x1350, LittenC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Entry-level monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:34:52 No.15310607 >>15310597 I want to bully her paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:34:56 No.15310608 >>15310597 Entry-level DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:35:43 No.15310611 >>15310608 Too large?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:35:45 No.15310612 >>15310572 It was an ellipsis used to indicate a hesitant silence as if to collect one's thoughts as if they weren't entirely sincere but had been unwittingly offered an easy out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:37:24 No.15310616 >>15310597 >>>/fur/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:39:40 No.15310626 >>15310612 Aren't there other ways to do that? I was under the impression that ellipses are used for omitting things, rather than showing a contextual mindset.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:40:53 No.15310633 >>15310597 Her ass is entry-level.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:41:06 No.15310635 >>15310626 I was always under the impression that [...] was omission and ... was simply a long pause

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:42:10 No.15310639 >>15310597 The nose looks a bit too cheesy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:42:59 No.15310645 >>15310635 In informal writing, I suppose so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:44:54 No.15310650 File: 144 KB, 960x540, 0040d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310639 I'm going for EMG button noses(tm), but if enough anons dislike it, I could always consider a change.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:46:07 No.15310654 >>15310645 Because isn't an ellipsis used to indicate a pause or silence when transcribing a speaker?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:46:28 No.15310655 >>15310597 Rowlett's the cutest, Litten-chan shouldn't even try!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:47:03 No.15310657 >>15310650 The button noses were always ugly to look at.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:47:59 No.15310662 >>15310650 Button noses are furry and a bad design choice

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:48:13 No.15310663 >>15310650 Those noses are the reason why everyone hates EMG beast girls. Ears & tail only or get out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:48:27 No.15310665 >>15310654 Uh, no. An ellipses is used to omit words in for example a large paragraph without altering the meaning of it.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:50:34 No.15310669

>>15310665
"Depending on their context and placement in a sentence, ellipses can indicate an unfinished thought, a leading statement, a slight pause, a mysterious or echoing voice, or a nervous or awkward silence. Aposiopesis is the use of an ellipsis to trail off into silence—for example: "But I thought he was . . ." When placed at the beginning or end of a sentence, the ellipsis can also inspire a feeling of melancholy or longing."

"In reported speech, the ellipsis can be used to represent an intentional silence."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:52:25 No.15310673 >>15310669 Yes, this point was covered as informal writing, which it unarguably is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:52:43 No.15310674 >>15310663 >Ears & tail only or get out. Limiting it to those is a little too cosplay, throw in some paws and limited fur along the limbs and that's around the right limit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:53:26 No.15310678 >>15310674 Paws are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:54:03 No.15310680 >>15310674 >it's a "muh cosplay" episode Yiff in hell, furfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:54:06 No.15310681 >>15310663 >>15310662 >>15310657 Do you guys tolerate clown noses like Popplio's?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:54:30 No.15310683 File: 132 KB, 1025x737, 391D5FB038BF1C89864F6876BFC1913E45D6813B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310674 Is this too furry?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:55:31 No.15310686 >>15310674 >a little too cosplay Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:55:39 No.15310687 >>15310650 Button noses are fine with me so long as the facial bone structure is still purely human. Anons here just have a kneejerk reaction to it because >furry Don't let it stop you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:56:03 No.15310692 >>15310673 I don't think reported speech is informal

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:56:27 No.15310695 Post your lewdest ideas/fantasies The ones that almost make you blush as you're typing them

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:56:52 No.15310696 >>15310681 I don't recall seeing that Popplio girl drawn with a clown nose.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:57:03 No.15310697 >>15310683 Not him but I would argue that thoe legs are shit tier and furry ZR is the only answer ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:57:11 No.15310698 >>15310678 >>15310680 >>15310686 Shitposting hour already?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:57:45 No.15310700 >>15310692 Reported speech in a story? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:58:40 No.15310703 >>15310680 >>15310686 So Hellhound, Cheshire, Manticore, Yeti and Anubis are furry now? >>15310683 Just right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:58:47 No.15310705 >>15310698 >It's a "Label all people who don't conform to my shitty views on MG as shitposters" episode simply eric

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:59:00 No.15310706 >>15310697 Agreed. The whole point is that the monster parts are supposed to resemble clothes so the girls still look mostly human.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 11:59:29 No.15310710 >>15310695 What if it's kind of /d/?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:00:24 No.15310713 >>15310696 http://i.imgur.com/foD65Ce.jpg She definitely has one. Since I made her a selkie, I'm going for a setting and draw concept art of Popplio where she can have a human form for ease on land if she takes off her nose.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:00:24 No.15310714 File: 327 KB, 1588x2048, 1.1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310695 Getting raped and husbandoed during a late night subway ride courtesy of a CC Hathorite Werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:01:14 No.15310718 >>15310698 It's the weekend, all 48 hours of it are shitposting hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:01:27 No.15310720 >>15310705 Why do you keep talking about episodes? I could say the same to you, anyway. People don't want monstergirls just with paws and tails? Better call them all furries. Why am I replying to such obvious bait?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:01:48 No.15310721 >>15310713 There really wasn't an issue there since she looks like she has the nose on as a prop like most clowns instead of it being part of her biology.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:01:52 No.15310722

>>15310695
Just thinking about fucking my Dragon while she kisses me, locks me with her legs, arms and tail and protects me from the outside with her wing hugs while occasionally saying "you're mine" and giving love bites on my neck makes my heart beat faster and I can't concentrate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:02:10 No.15310723 >>15310700 Doesn't it mean something more like reporting on the dialog in a court proceeding?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:03:12 No.15310726 >>15310720 >Why do you keep talking about episodes? It's a shitty meme, it's useful though because you can tell that anyone who uses it is a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:03:35 No.15310729 >>15310723 Reported speech in a nutshell is basically past tense writing. I also said that wrong, basically any use for ellipses as a "silence" is inherently informal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:04:02 No.15310733 >>15310706 It's less about resembling clothes for me as it is how much I enjoy the inner thigh and how having a fur ZR is basically perfect for that. That goes for scales and chitin too. ZR is love, ZR is life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:05:04 No.15310737 >>15310729 Eh. So how do you indicate silence in formal writing?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:06:58 No.15310742

>>15310706
Nah, I hate monstergirl designs where their nonhuman features resemble clothes. It's why I dislike KC's lizardman, mantis, aspects of the jabberwock, and a fair few other things he's felt like drawing.

I much prefer them when they appear to make some sort of aesthetic sense, and outline the sexy bits while managing to look sexy and nonhumanly exotic too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:08:08 No.15310747 >>15310706 >The whole point is that the monster parts are supposed to resemble clothes That's the point of mainstream catgirls, good luck finding many Lamias where their tail looks like clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:09:22 No.15310754 >>15310737 A space between each dot ( . . . ) IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:09:54 No.15310755 >>15310747 maybey it could be like a boot

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:10:29 No.15310759 >>15310706 >The whole point is I think that people find MGs appealing for a variety of reasons and trying to pin it down to one aspect is hopeless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:12:22 No.15310766 >>15310695 Having a Knight turned into a dragon that I get to dominate into a loyal warrior wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:12:31 No.15310767 >>15310759 >I think that people find MGs appealing for a variety of reasons yeah but which are the correct reasons?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:12:45 No.15310768 >>15310754 What, really? Well its very easy to see how the more formal, less apt version of "..." became more commonly used informally as silence or pause because putting a space after each dot just because is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:14:19 No.15310772 >>15310742 His lizards actually look totally fine naked, their actual clothes just hide the transitions between the skin and scales.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:15:27 No.15310774 >>15310767 It's completely subjective. You're right and wrong is entirely up to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:19:10 No.15310792 >>15310767 There really isn't a correct preference for monster girls. Some want more monster features, some want less. The only thing neither wants is full-on human or full-on monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:28:15 No.15310825 >>15310792 Furries arn't full on monsters though. They are anthropomorphous animals. That indicates a modicum of humanity. So while full-on monster isn't wanted, neither is anything over 50% monster

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:29:45 No.15310834 >>15310792 Even the "human" ones differ significantly when it comes to their behavior and mindset, not to mention abilities. That's what really sets them apart from 3D.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:30:14 No.15310835 >>15310825 Some of the classics are more than 50% monster. Lamias, slimes, mermaids, sphinxes, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:30:58 No.15310842 >>15310825 The idea of putting it down to a "percentage of monster" in the first place is fucking dumb. There'll never be an agreed upon "50% monster", which is why this while thing is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:31:03 No.15310843 >Monster girl waifu announces she's pregnant with Quints. How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:32:26 No.15310849 File: 490 KB, 800x713, 1461817068686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310843 She's gonna produce a lot of milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:33:00 No.15310850 File: 124 KB, 452x541, 1434657933057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310825 Over 50% isn't allowed? You heard the man, hide the spiders.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:33:15 No.15310852 File: 1.95 MB, 1600x1157, 1352533663317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310843 Glee. It's gonna be a busy household.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:33:30 No.15310853 >>15310835 >sphinxes But Sphinxes are just regular catgirls with paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:33:33 No.15310854 >>15310843 Despair. I only wanted three.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:33:41 No.15310856 File: 803 KB, 760x1200, Kikimora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is silver/white/grey hair so amazing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:35:02 No.15310863 >>15310856 I think I like kikis now.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:35:13 No.15310865

>>15310835
>Lamia
>Half human- Half monster
>Mermaid
>Half human - half fish
Seems like 50% to me
>Sphinxes
These are like 75% human and 25% monter. they just have paws, a tail and ears
>slimes
Now this is a good one. It looks entirely human, but is also entirely slime. I guess its both?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:35:28 No.15310866 >>15310853 Not the taur style but watch me get replies of >Lion pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:36:30 No.15310870 >>15310843 Pick her up, princess carry her up to the bed, pomf her onto the sheets and gleefully cuddle her. With nuzzling and forehead touching while talking about the plans we'll have to make to accomodate five amazing children.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:36:44 No.15310873 >>15310856 >albino kikis The purest.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:37:32 No.15310878 >>15310866 >ribbed

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:37:40 No.15310879 >>15310856 She looks very pretty on top of carrying the full-on anime portrayal of slavic girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:37:49 No.15310882 >>15310866 So you mean the style that doesn't exist in the MGE, and is never brought up or discussed here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:38:08 No.15310884 >>15310866 They're basically centaurs but with lion instead of horse, right?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:38:44 No.15310887

>>15310856
It's amazing how one simple change can completely change my opinion on a girl.

You know what would also look great? A group of silver haired Khepri, you would probably need to change the colour of their wings and clothing to match though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:39:17 No.15310890 >>15310856 Snow kiki looks so pure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:39:48 No.15310895 >>15310882 We've discussed them in the past. Why do you think there's a lion pussy meme? >>15310884 You got it, chief.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:39:53 No.15310896 >>15310850 Ushi Onis would be 100% monster going by this stupid metric. Not a single bit of them is human.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:40:37 No.15310898 File: 812 KB, 1200x1363, 1416272220982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310856 White hair and brown skin is the best combo

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:42:08 No.15310904 >>15310895 >Why do you think there's a lion pussy meme? You mean the one you made up?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:42:43 No.15310905 File: 210 KB, 1200x1064, 096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Harpies are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:43:19 No.15310909 >>15310843 Well, she's going to lactate a lot then. Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:43:35 No.15310911 >>15310904 I've very sure I didn't. Someone replied to me with ribbed referring to lion pussy. I'm not the kind of person to just make things up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:43:53 No.15310913 File: 522 KB, 1920x1080, vampirechan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to facefuck Vampire-chan!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:44:32 No.15310916 >>15310895 Sorry, catfucker. Horsepusy is the only tauric meme around here. You're just kind of derided.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:45:03 No.15310917
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>>15310224
>Vanilla Elves are for gentle breeding
>Dark Elves are for teasing during a chuuni BDSM session with babymaking
>Moon Elves are for kuudere ear nibbling
>Night Elves are for doggystyle booty spanking breeding of the highest carnality
>Blood Elves are for staying go

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:45:40 No.15310919 >>15310843 What timing anon, right now I got some crazy nausea and you're not helping.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:45:49 No.15310921 File: 430 KB, 516x501, smugcat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310916 >horsepussy isn't derision

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:46:03 No.15310924 File: 98 KB, 594x830, 1462545698144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310913 Best faction

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:46:09 No.15310926 >>15309014 >>15310340 I'm just a nobody, please carry on

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:46:34 No.15310928 >>15310904 The one he made up that has been mentioned many times in the Monstergirl thread previously?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:47:08 No.15310931 >>15310917 The official elven fucking committee approves of this list.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:48:33 No.15310936

>>15310924
>you will never raise an army of skeleton and zombie girls to spread hugs and waaarmth to the cold men of the Empire
>you will never raise wights to educate the hoi polloi
>you will never save the world from the ravages of P'Orc raiders from the south and succubi rapebands from the north

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:48:37 No.15310937 >>15310917 >Implying blood elves aren't for crazy good mana junkie sex >>15310921 >implying it is You faggots have done a pretty good job of accepting it. It has its own defense force now

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:50:40 No.15310942 >>15308963 Couldn't you also just be a bureaucrat, lawyer, or ginger? Seeing as they already don't have souls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:50:50 No.15310944 >>15310937 >Wanting to fuck a mana junkie They're worse than cocaine addicts

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:51:10 No.15310945 >>15310937 There is a single notable horseposter and he's incredibly obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:51:36 No.15310946 >>15310774 >You're right and wrong is entirely up to you. I disagree its up to the group to decide what is right and what is wrong

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:54:51 No.15310955

>>15310944
Hey. When in Silvermoon, under a different name and and insuring that the mana junkie can't find you again, do as the mana junkies do. It's like a vampire but instead of blood it's spirit essence.

>>15310945
Eeh, Try and have a serious go at horsepussy fags and see if it gets you support or opposition.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:56:09 No.15310959

>>15310945
>hurr steppes
>hurr kingdom
>here have this greetext scenario
>what, you want to have fun with it?
>nah fuck off mate, you get captured and raped by an amazon centaur
>and you get captured and raped by an amazon centaur
>and you get raped, then captured, then raped again by a bandit amazon centaur
>hey aren't these greetexts fun every thread guys?

Every FUCKING time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:57:36 No.15310965 File: 240 KB, 1200x1920, 56379389_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310946 >/mgt/ >Agreeing I think it's a good thing that this will never happen, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 12:57:47 No.15310966 File: 811 KB, 1600x1825, 56858032_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:01:11 No.15310972 >>15310966 Lovely boots, but the heels are too high. Wolfgirls wearing boots is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:01:21 No.15310973 >>15310955 The sad thing is I'd do something like that for a story but it's not MGE related. Mana crazed Elves the way you described are L O O D

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:02:09 No.15310976

>>15310955
Yeah,

At least you don't have to deal with the whole 'nature' crap that comes with the purple ones....although the purple ones are beasts in bed.
Specially the druids.

Still, tauren are the best to visit for a good lay.
>No group of plain dwelling minotaur and holst girls to lay with while you're out adventuring.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:02:14 No.15310977 >>15310926 Your art is good, I'd like to see more of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:02:28 No.15310978 I wanna coach a Wurm with an amazing voice to be an opera singer!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:02:47 No.15310979 >>15310966 Those are mofu gang signs! She's signaling her fellow fluffy gangsters!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:02:49 No.15310980 >>15310972 >Heels >Too high I don't understand.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:07:22 No.15310999

>>15310976
If WoW went down the line of MG rather than furry, I'd still be playing.
>Taurens are minotaurs for the physical classes
>Holstaur for the magical and shamanic
>Pandaren are Ren Xiongmao
>Worgen wolfus

>>15310973
I don't think the thread would really mind if you wrote about being high and alone in a seedy and smoky mana den somewhere in the thick of Silvermoon, surrounded by naked and horny blood elf sluts. After all, even though it's 90% of the thread, this isn't only the MGE thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:10:31 No.15311017 >>15310926 Will you at least draw more tiddies here in the future?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:11:58 No.15311027 >>15310977 I'll do more requests from time to time, haven't done much MG art yet. I prefer staying anon and not posting my links

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:13:07 No.15311035 >>15311027 Make a separate dA/tumblr/whatever account just for monster girl art so we can't figure out who you are

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:13:21 No.15311038 >>15310999 That it would. >Dwarfs go full shortstack and gnomes go full science loli >Undead are a race of cuddlebug zombies, ghosts, whatever. >Lichqueen keeps invading to get all the men for her own forces. Merlocks are a race of flatfish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:13:35 No.15311039 >>15308988 I wanna lick the milk out of her moff fluff

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:13:49 No.15311040 File: 81 KB, 1320x633, 1428099113817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310917 >tfw no elf onee-san to impregnate

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:14:50 No.15311045 >>15311027 You could always make an imgur album especially for monster girl stuff. That way you can keep it separate from anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:15:16 No.15311048 Would a fox girl be offended if I brought her in from a blizzard and wrapped her up in a fox fur blanket to stay warm?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:15:18 No.15311049
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>cosplay-tier/unfitting parts/whatever argument
I think this picture is a good example of the monster parts looking natural, but not too graphically animalistic. They aren't disproportionally big like a lot of the monstrous arms and legs in KCs art, but still obviously nonhuman and attached to the body.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:17:00 No.15311059

>>15311038
I'd rather buffstack dwarves and shortstack gnomes honestly.
>Irate flatfish gargling at you interspersed with shouts of "COCK"
>You think you can handle just the one but then the entire beach and half the ocean aggros
>Raped to death by an army of flatfish and you're sent back to that ara ara spirit healer who just looks at you with an "ufufu"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:17:43 No.15311062 >>15310980 You heard me. Boots are great because they're tough and rugged, but sleek and tall, following and hugging a girl's calves. Heels that high are just a vector for breaking your ankles and giving you walking problems in the future.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:18:15 No.15311066 >>15311049 This supports what I was saying perfectly though. >Under 50% >Furry ZR I wish KC wasn't so hung up on his comically BIG MEATY PAWS

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:19:34 No.15311075 >>15311040 This is what everyone should do with their Onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:19:37 No.15311076 >>15311048 >"A-auntie?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:20:50 No.15311086 >>15311062 The point of ridiculously high heels is not to walk.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:21:51 No.15311089

>>15311059
That would be better.
One's hard from forging, the other's soft from science.
They'd also have green shortstack competition from goblins.

>All the mad science that would ensue between the two to out do each other.

I can only fear for the integrity of my pants at the things they'd do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:22:37 No.15311091 >>15311017 Absolutely >>15311045 >>15311035 Good idea, made an album http://imgur.com/a/Rday3

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:24:07 No.15311094 >>15311089 Just don't get in a party with a goblin and a gnome and if you do, stay far away from scholomance. They may find some interesting research there and it'll make their experiments and researches go in another direction

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:25:20 No.15311097 File: 76 KB, 172x206, 1463523436889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311091 Bless you, I look forward to seeing your album grow mystery man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:27:40 No.15311109 File: 76 KB, 728x944, 54696455_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lunch was an hour ago dude, where were you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:28:00 No.15311111 What monstergirls do you think would look better with brown skin instead of the one on their profiles?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:29:32 No.15311122

>>15311094
>One uses her science to buff up her chest while the other focuses on her rear
>End up arguing about which is better the whole dungeon with bits so big it gives Debuffs
>Worgan hunter doesn't quite know what to do and the orc tank's getting aggressive again.
>Such is the life of a holy paladin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:31:10 No.15311129 >>15311109 Don't make me think sad things about Ran. >>15311111 All of them except for the ones which should explicitly be pale, like vampires, and with nonhuman skin colours, like hellhounds, demons, liches and so on.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:31:44 No.15311131

>>15311066
>This supports what I was saying perfectly though.
>Under 50%
>Furry ZR
What were you saying before? That isn't very clear from your post.

>I wish KC wasn't so hung up on his comically BIG MEATY PAWS
Yeah, they don't look very natural. For example, the profile Bapho's hooves are too big, they look like some wierd distended cosplay boots or something, but in that picture they look like they're the right scale and a theoretical human foot couldn't even fit in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:33:08 No.15311141 >>15311091 Perfect. Looking forward to your future work, your style's cute as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:33:49 No.15311147 >>15311111 Manticore (Which has been done already) Titania Werecat/Werewolf Jinko Damphirs could tan very fast dues to being 50% Vampire Vampires could tan incredibly well since sunlight doesn't kill them, and instead weakens them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:34:01 No.15311148 File: 343 KB, 537x758, 14569878769063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310856 >tfw no silver haired combat kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:35:10 No.15311154 >>15311111 Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:35:24 No.15311155 >>15311147 >Titania >Vampires >Dhampir They look much better with light skin

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:37:35 No.15311165 >>15311111 Kraken

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:40:42 No.15311176 >>15311111 Dark elf

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:43:01 No.15311187 File: 99 KB, 240x219, mmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is she doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:43:58 No.15311195 >>15311187 She sees anon's dick

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:44:16 No.15311198 >>15311187 Being shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:44:33 No.15311201 >>15311187 Beating The Lion King for Sega Genesis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:44:46 No.15311204 >>15311187 She is probably giddy about some gift she is preparing for the boy she likes, what a nice manticore!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:45:14 No.15311210 >>15311187 Being worse than the original manticore design.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:46:09 No.15311216 >>15311201 You're right, that would require a lot of concentration.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:46:41 No.15311219 >>15311201 It starts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:47:47 No.15311226 >>15311109 Hanging out with my cool wolfu friends rather than that dumb fox hag

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:48:04 No.15311228 >>15311204 proving that not all manticores are sadistic rapists. How nice of her to break the stereotype.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:51:19 No.15311247 >>15311228 Only because they're sadistic rapists that doesn't mean they can't buy gifts and be nice from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:56:00 No.15311275 >>15311247 This. I may be chained up in the basement all day but at least she gave me some nice chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 13:58:39 No.15311294 >>15311109 Eating that dragon treasure cove.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:07:05 No.15311343
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>>15311040
>TFW wrote that greentext originally with the Dark Elf oneesan

>>15310999
I'm pretty sure there are people who would tell me to fuck off to /v/ or /tg/ for writing Blood or Night Elves famiglia. As fun as binding a grape faced bint to a tree with chloromancy and having the branches or vines hold her in place while I breed her sounds, it's just not for the thread. I've learned mostly from my mistakes, now all I gotta work on is to not get angry at stupid shit that either I or other people do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:07:13 No.15311345 >>15311275 She even bought you a pc from what I can see.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:08:36 No.15311354 >>15311345 Yep! She is pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:10:56 No.15311369 File: 92 KB, 600x847, 1462773652577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So we've discussed maid, milkmaids, etc. But what about monstergirl bodyguards?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:13:09 No.15311387 >>15311343 >I'm pretty sure there are people who would tell me to fuck off to /v/ or /tg/ for writing Blood or Night Elves famiglia People have written fallout stuff before. It's no problem, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:13:13 No.15311388 >>15311187 Shitposting

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:13:32 No.15311390

>>15311343
>now all I gotta work on is to not get angry at stupid shit that either I or other people do
Me and you both. My own stupidity pisses me off the most.
>>15311369
I want a silent Jinko bodyguard in a suit who only speaks when she thinks I'm hurt or something urgent comes up, then she would sound quite panicked.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:13:39 No.15311392 >>15311369 Demons would be amazing at that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:14:00 No.15311394 >>15311369 That shit eating grin the kid has, he knows he is in heaven and I'm not. Fuck you shota, your kind is always ruining my happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:15:00 No.15311397 File: 362 KB, 1400x1536, kiki snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311369 I'd probably a bratty little shit and always try to provoke my kiki bodyguard/maid if i was under their protection

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:16:15 No.15311410 >>15311392 >Demon bodyguard >her contract naturally doubles as a marriage contract as well

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:17:44 No.15311421

>>15311369
>Silver Dragon who has neck mofu instead of that weird draconic beard being your bodyguard
>She's been with your family for six generations now, swearing a life oath of fealty so long as each generation gives her a child to go out into the world
>You're getting hit on by a Succubus at the bar who despite her size can't hear the dragon approaching
>Silver scaled hands clamp onto her shoulder, a sultry Auld English voice stating matter of factly
"Thou wouldst be wiser to remove thineself from my master's presence. It would pain him so to see you wake the dragon and the winds of Cocytus."
>Succubus just arches an eyebrow at the Auld English before calling her a BBA
>You end up having to pay for the damages when a Succu-popsicle is left sitting in the stool, your guardian princess carrying you from the 'Den of Charlatans and Inequity'

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:19:53 No.15311436 >>15311421 >swearing a life oath of fealty so long as each generation gives her a child to go out into the world Soiled it. Only a certain faggot would have taste this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:24:07 No.15311446 >>15311421 >Wanting your dad's sloppy seconds >Wanting your granddad's sloppy thirds

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:28:04 No.15311454 >>15311397 That's how you get forceful morning wakeup french kisses and blowjobs .

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:31:13 No.15311471 >>15311454 >implying this isn't what was wanted >implying i haven't been trying to get to to break and rape me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:31:27 No.15311473 >>15311436 >Only a certain faggot Explain

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:33:30 No.15311482 >>15311473 Shoggocks' MILF fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:34:13 No.15311489 File: 254 KB, 650x742, kiki degeneracy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311454 I'd think that she'd just threaten me to stop in that heavy, unidentifiable accent of hers. At least until the parents leave then the tender femdom happens

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:34:46 No.15311492 >>15311473 Generally people don't want to be in a relationship with someone who has had sexual relations with a good portion of their male family members

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:36:47 No.15311504 You wouldn't actually a mantis girl right? I mean, it's a bug

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:38:20 No.15311519 File: 474 KB, 1104x1619, mantis jensen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311504 Of course not, all bugs repulse me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:38:35 No.15311524 >>15311482 >MILFs >A bad thing I can see why the guy erred with the greentext but come on, not everybody is on Shoggy's level of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:38:49 No.15311525 >>15311504 I'd bully her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:40:05 No.15311538 >>15311482 >MILF >Shit fetish Yet that MILF/GILF fox doujin sure seemed popular and rightfully so, it was great.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:41:07 No.15311546 >>15311524 Milfs are bad, unless you are the one who made her into a milf in the first place

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:42:03 No.15311551 >>15311519 She may not have asked for that but she's going to be asking for more once I start ruffling her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:43:01 No.15311561 >>15311504 It is a bug, but at least she isn't a devil bug or a beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:43:05 No.15311562 >>15311524 >>15311538 >Wanting generations worth of used goods

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:43:14 No.15311563 File: 577 KB, 840x947, 1456105375904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311482 Damn, caught me red handed, Anon. No what kind of punishment can I expect?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:43:27 No.15311566 >>15311504 In fact I fapped to mantises just last night.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:44:49 No.15311578 >>15311566 The thick thighed, bottom heavy ones correct?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:45:55 No.15311587 >>15311562 Hey I'm not defending that generations worth of dragon slutting but there's nothing wrong with making a lonely widowed MILF happy.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:45:56 No.15311588

>>15311563
>A busty Cyclops from your school will never sneak into your room while you're out, strip down, and tie herself to your bed.
>She'll go into great detail about how "horrible it would be if someone were to ravage my slutty body while I'm in this helpless state" when you walk into the room.
>You'll never indulge her obvious fetish.
Damn it, why are masochistic girls so good?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:46:28 No.15311591

>>15311524
>>15311538
MILFs are only good if you made her a MILF, otherwise:

>NTR if the husband is alive
>husband may be dead, not technically NTR but since I don't want my wife to do the same if something happened to me, I won't fuck her
>if you get with her you will have to raise a kid that isn't yours

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:46:46 No.15311594 >>15311578 Just mantises in general.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:47:02 No.15311596 >>15311587 That'll I'll agree on. It's the whole 'every generation' thing that gets me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:47:12 No.15311597 File: 135 KB, 877x654, 5603828_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it possible to have a yan who doesn't want to hurt you, or does that just roll over into pure love?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:48:07 No.15311602 File: 64 KB, 672x409, mantidfly-jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311594 Even mantis wasps?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:48:22 No.15311603 >>15311587 Can we agree that Christmas Cakes are better in every way though?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:48:46 No.15311605 >>15311597 >Is it possible to have a yan who doesn't want to hurt you All of them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:49:16 No.15311610 >>15311597 Most yans don't want to hurt you. It's other people's safety you have to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:49:31 No.15311612 >>15311602 But that's a wasp mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:49:38 No.15311613 >>15311591 The best way to get around all that bullshit is to have her daughter be around the same age as you. Now you can fuck them both and have a mother-daughter threesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:50:04 No.15311614 >>15311597 Yes. Most of them just want to hurt the people that try to hurt you or steal you away.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:50:07 No.15311616

>>15311591
The whole past husband thing just all 'round sucks.
>She will always have a place in her heart for a man that isn't you
I hate sharing. If I was okay with sharing I'd be in an open relationship. I'm not going to give you my whole heart and expect anything less in return.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:50:35 No.15311618 >>15311603 Obviously [Your waifu as a MILF] > Cakes > Young monstergirls > Lolis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Other MILFs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:50:36 No.15311619 >>15311614 Meaning anybody who looks at you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:51:28 No.15311624 File: 173 KB, 600x800, 1461539534139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311588 I'm serious Anon, I'm a slut for punishment. Break my heart, fuck my shit up. Give it all to me so I can stop being a shit tier fetish fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:51:41 No.15311626 >>15311597 Yes, Yandere are the ones who love you and want you to look only at them. Yangire are the ones who will resort to murder

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:51:51 No.15311627 File: 178 KB, 970x953, 56854109_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:52:18 No.15311629 >>15311619 >Yans are unable to determine threat level Plz. You never notice the ones that are good at it because everything they do seems like a coincidence.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:52:37 No.15311632 >>15311616 That's why you don't fucking touch them, just go for a single monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:52:40 No.15311633 >>15311624 I'm pretty sure /trash/ is where the ERP threads go anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:53:21 No.15311638 >>15311632 Yeah there's a reason damaged goods is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:53:56 No.15311640 >>15311633 Telling that he is shit and should go there is what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:54:10 No.15311642 >>15311618 >You'll never be seduced by the Christmas Cake Apophis principal only to learn that she has no idea what she's doing in bed because she's a virgin. >You'll never make her scream your name as you teach her pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:55:48 No.15311652 I want to eat pancakes made by the hellhound delinquent

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:55:55 No.15311653 >>15311627 Gonna molest that tail

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:56:29 No.15311659 >>15311652 Cooked on her abs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:57:05 No.15311662 >>15311652 But they'd be all lumpy and charred!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:57:42 No.15311668 >>15311652 I want to cook pancakes with bacon bits in them with a Hellhound and see her reaction when she eats them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:58:22 No.15311673 >>15311662 >He wouldn't eat them any way, tell her that they are just barely edible, and promise to help her cooking improve

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 14:59:28 No.15311682 I want to hire a Yuki-Onna to live in my home and climate control it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:01:09 No.15311697 >>15311638 >not wanting to make a MILF monster cry and apologize to her dead husband for coming with your young dick

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:03:18 No.15311707 >>15311697 >She moans his name while basking in the pleasure of your dick Weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:04:50 No.15311717 >>15311697 >Not respecting other men's wives You don't deserve your own to begin with.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:05:10 No.15311721

>>15311697
>He wants his girl thinking so hard about another man while he fucks her that she actively feels guilt during the act.
>Wanting her orgasm to forever be associated with guilt and her ex husband
What's it like being a standin for the memory of another man, cuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:05:38 No.15311726 >>15311697 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:05:43 No.15311728 >>15311629 What if I bullied my yanwaifu by acting really suspicious so I could see her beautiful murderface?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:05:54 No.15311729 >>15311697 That's fucked up

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:06:35 No.15311733 >>15311697 Go back to your NTR hentai

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:07:16 No.15311734

>>15311697
I'd rather she didn't mention him at all and just acted like a seductive MILF.
>"Ufufu it's been quite some time since I've felt this good"
>"Goodness knows why you chose me but I'm glad"
>"Now come on young man, thrust faster"
Leg locking not optional, it's mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:07:37 No.15311736 >>15311697 Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:08:47 No.15311742 >>15311633 >>15311640 I was just joking but eh. I doubt there's anything I can do to change people's minds outside of leaving this place once and for all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:10:03 No.15311747 >>15311742 I'm trying to figure out what the fuck you just said.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:11:19 No.15311751 >>15311734 >>Goodness knows why you chose me >liking girls with low self-esteem Pls no.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:11:19 No.15311752

>>15311734
But she'll be thinking about him.
>Not wanting a seductive milf that does and says all that
>And after you'd driven her to a sloppy, ecstatic mess, and she's still in the haze of post-climax she slips up and utters
>"I had no Idea it could feel that good."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:11:35 No.15311753 >>15311742 Think about all the monster gils that will be sad if you leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:12:56 No.15311758 >>15311752 >"I had no Idea it could feel that good." This is NTR tier dialogue already, cut it off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:12:58 No.15311759 >>15311752 I like you. Cakes discovering love is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:13:33 No.15311762 Anon, your daughteru has just burst into the room and claimed it is happening. How do you handle this situation?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:13:35 No.15311763

>>15311742
You don't need to leave. I've got a feeling you're responsible for some of the better in thread greentexts and people just don't realise it half the time but you need to learn to not respond to some people since it never ends well for either side.
>>15311751
It's less self-esteem issues and more teasing for going for an older woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:13:57 No.15311764 >>15311752 Only one thing to do then. Fuck her some more in the mating press until she's an ahegaoing wreck. Christmas Cakes are 100% for lewd shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:14:15 No.15311768 >>15311759 >cakes

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:14:17 No.15311769 >>15311758 See, now you're projecting and clutching for straws. The OBVIOUS implication is that she hadn't had sex before.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:15:08 No.15311771 >>15311758 I think you missed the point anon. She's actually a virgin Christmas Cake that was pretending to be a MILF. >>15311762 >"You finally kissed your childhood friend? Took you long enough!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:15:16 No.15311774 >>15311762 /pol/ here, I celebrate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:15:49 No.15311779 >>15311762 Have sex with waifu in front of her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:15:59 No.15311780 Reminder the afterlife is canon and you're fucking a wife whose man is waiting for her there, which is NTR. Fucking digusting, all of you

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:16:38 No.15311784 >>15311762 Tell her she shouldn't take zipanguese message boards so seriously, even if the tanukis do control everything.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:17:32 No.15311786 [SPOILER]

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>>15311751
>It's only natural that you fell for me.
>We belong together, after all.
>We are perfect for each other.
>Destined for each other.
>ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:17:38 No.15311787 File: 428 KB, 990x1400, 56702855_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes with tiny tails are for

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:18:54 No.15311790 >>15311780 What if he's been snatched away and mindbroken by a Will-o'-the-Wisp?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:18:54 No.15311791 >>15311771 Your daughteru blushes, does a 180, and runs away. >>15311774 She joins you >>15311779 Your poor daughteru is overloaded and passes out. >>15311784 B-But it's happening! For real this time!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:19:05 No.15311792 >>15311787 Pitying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:20:41 No.15311796 >>15311790 Either she takes him back or bigamy ending.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:22:05 No.15311804 >>15311791 It's always happening. Why is this happening any different?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:23:32 No.15311810 >>15311804 Well, how often is it revealed that all the ruling class are reptilian? THAT is how you know it's really happening.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:23:57 No.15311812 >>15311787 >tails smaller than ears I'd still nuzzle them, but I'd feel bad for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:24:34 No.15311814 >>15311810 So a few dragons rule the country. So what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:28:23 No.15311828 >>15311814 But its more than that. Theres lizardwomen and salamanders inovled Lizardwomen! How do you think they got in those positions?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:28:30 No.15311831 >>15311762 I can never keep track, which happening is it this time?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:28:31 No.15311830 >>15311762 Find a creative way to tie her up, call my waifu in for some cuddles, and get comfy. Happenings are always comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:28:37 No.15311833 >>15311787 >That fat ass >Those fat tits >Those tiny ass tails. I suppose I could just ask a Lich for a potion to help her with her inadequacy. Then I'll use them as handlebars as a plow her ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:28:54 No.15311835 >>15311791 If she passes out that means I just have to sex my waifu hard enough that she hears her moans everytime and gets used to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:29:26 No.15311838 >>15311828 They were elected?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:29:34 No.15311840 >>15311780 What if he's a piece of shit who deserves it?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:30:08 No.15311843

>Trying to find a post I made around a month or two back describing a certain scenario as a reference
>Search through Warosu, using every goddamn phrase, word, and homonym I can remember in that post
>Fucking nothing

I'm not sure if I'm going batshit crazy, and I just imagined making the post, or if Warosu is just even more shit that I already know it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:30:20 No.15311846 >>15311830 You've gone meta, KDF.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:30:49 No.15311848 >>15311840 That happens 0.001% of the times

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:32:14 No.15311855 >>15311848 I find that hard to believe, your percentage is too low.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:32:58 No.15311860 >>15311846 Good to know you're still around Mr. Stalker-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:34:11 No.15311865 >>15311840 Isn't that Eros' job?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:34:14 No.15311866 >>15311840 >Man married to a MG doesn't straighten out >>15311860 Not him, but you're pretty blatant in your deviancy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:35:49 No.15311871 >>15311866 He was cheating on her the entire time, and then immediately dumped her when she got pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:37:11 No.15311878 >>15311866 Well yeah, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:37:13 No.15311879 >>15311871 >What is cupid Hahahaha no. Enjoy your magic brainwashing arrows.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:38:48 No.15311887 >>15311879 You know that they have black arrows too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:40:11 No.15311895 >>15311879 I want a Cupid to shoot me with her "special arrow". You know, the one with all her feelings in it.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:40:46 No.15311897

>>15311830
Oh kobold daughterufag

>>15311831
The lizards have been revealed to rule the world!
It's happening! Society is going to collapse!

>>15311835
Oh my, that's pretty lewd.

>>15311838
>>15311838
Yeah, by the ruling class!
You act like it's a real democracy!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:43:08 No.15311911 >>15311753 Maybe one Mindflayer.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:43:21 No.15311914

>>15311887
". A man shot by an arrow of lead will seek the boundless passionate love directed towards him by a monster and gleefully accept it. The power of love induced by them in particular is the greatest of any of the goddess' servants. There are even anecdotes told of them causing gods to fall in love with humans. Due to this, they often target those who have been tragically denied love by a cruel fate and who couldn't be easily joined together just by slightly fanning the flames of love."

None of their arrows work to split a couple up. The black arrow will only make the man jelly before his waifu's love. Even if he was cheating on her, he'll crawl back and beg.

I do wonder what becomes of the other slut though. It's a bit unfair to be forced to share your man simply because his whore has feelings for him, even after you go to the trouble of having him fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:43:47 No.15311918 >>15311828 >Lizardwomen! How do you think they got in those positions? Their thick asses and big, droopy titties made humanboys vote for them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:45:32 No.15311923 I want to get a pair of Kikimora twins pregnant with twins of their own. They'd be genetic quadruplets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:46:23 No.15311928 >>15311923 That's not how genetics work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:46:38 No.15311931 Is it just me or is iqdb down/broken for anybody else?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:47:02 No.15311937 >>15311928 If the original Kikis are identical then yes it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:47:13 No.15311938 File: 119 KB, 497x547, lil nuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311918 Goddamn it, they're taking all the positions from the hardworking tanukis!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:47:59 No.15311940 >>15311897 The daughteru will learn with me. When she grows up we will have competitions of who moans louder: her mom or the fuckboi prince she stole.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:48:11 No.15311941 >>15311918 Exactly! And how do you think they got those titties and asses, hmmm?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:50:17 No.15311949 >>15311941 ...Liches...?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:52:29 No.15311955 >>15311938 No! Not the tanukis!

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>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:53:48 No.15311962 >>15311958 where is her leaf? shes missing her leaf.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:57:01 No.15311981
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>>15311763
You may be right, you may be wrong but greentext is still no substitute for actual stories or any other kind of OC so instead of being a mopey bitch have some swiggity swoogity monkey booty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:57:59 No.15311986 File: 1.37 MB, 1219x1354, drunk tanuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311955 Yes, vote for your local tanuki, boyim, to, uh, prevent the lizard girls from taking over. They say they're going to outlaw mofu sniffing!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 15:59:36 No.15311993 >>15311938 Speaking of Tanuki, did anyone do anything with that Desert Tanuki idea from a while ago?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:01:25 No.15312004 >>15311993 >Desert Tanuki What is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:02:31 No.15312008 File: 335 KB, 611x800, 712041475f8c3a80e604d4e43858bff9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311986 No! I refuse to let the gubmint take away my mofu!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:03:38 No.15312014 >>15311949 No, the liches are there to keep them alive for their rules. It's the cows that are getting them that size!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:03:49 No.15312015 >>15311986 I want to eat out a drunk Tanuki and then masturbate with her feet!

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:04:11 No.15312018

>>15312004
Delicious brown Shortstacks who are more "Fast talking merchants" than "Con artists".
They'll sell you all sorts of useful junk, and nothing turns them on more than a good session of haggling.
If you have something one of them wants, she might try to buy it from you with her hand in marriage. She'll even present the part of her body she thinks is sexiest to try and convince you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:04:14 No.15312019 >>15312008 If they want to take my mofu, they can take it from my cold dead hands!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:05:06 No.15312025 >>15311993 The Jawa Tanuki? Shortstacks wearing bulky robes with nothing under them. Always on the quest for getting more scrap and robots?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:05:09 No.15312027 File: 83 KB, 772x546, CjYSmlPUoAAVZBo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you agree?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:05:57 No.15312032 >>15312018 That'd be pretty cute. If you want brown 'Nooks, Harblador said he'd do a story with the Grand Vizier from a previous story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:06:37 No.15312034 >>15312025 That's the one. Except you know, replace the robots with Golems.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:07:48 No.15312037 >>15312027 Is this an example of monstergirls using polymorphing to their advantage?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:07:51 No.15312038 >>15312027 No, right is too fuzzy for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:07:54 No.15312039 >>15312027 If I wanted to fuck someone completely covered in hair, I'd go down to the local YMCA.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:08:07 No.15312041 >>15312027 I prefer KC style Monster Girls. They're just monsterous enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:08:37 No.15312044 >>15312027 Left is better because it looks more like cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:09:04 No.15312045 >>15312027 Dire Wolf mode engaged!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:10:22 No.15312053 >>15312027 I like the fluffy upper arm and the fluffy above-the-knees-but-not-too-high but I don't like furtits. I don't want to hack up furbals when I suck and lick and bite some tits. Sae is to be said of the fur around her hips.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:10:29 No.15312054 >>15312027 >covering up the good bits with fur eeeeehhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:10:55 No.15312059 >>15312027 Too fuzzy around the crotch and titties, those places are for smooth skin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:10:56 No.15312060 >>15312027 Both are fine

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:11:12 No.15312062 >>15312027 The one on the right looks far more appealing to me, it actually looks like someone put some thought into how to incorporate the monster parts into the design rather than pasting a few similar bits on and hoping for the best.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:12:17 No.15312068

>>15312027
Even animals don't have hair on their tits like that. Replacing clothes with hair in the same spots is asinine. If you wanted to add more hair, the likely places would be the ones he left bare like the shoulders, upper chest, thighs and stomach.

Both are impossible but left is actually more realistic than right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:13:42 No.15312076 >>15312027 I think right does a better job of being more monster girl but I don't want fur tits

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:13:46 No.15312077 >>15312062 >Only difference is they turned the clothes into fur >More thought into incorporating monster parts Are you high, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:13:53 No.15312079 File: 347 KB, 1000x1000, bullied kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312015 That'll cost you anon >>15312018 what if they sell you junk that's just junk? how would you get a refund?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:14:49 No.15312083 >>15312027 The arms and legs look a little better on the right, but the right's middle bits are retarded. Closet furfag-tier almost.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:15:32 No.15312088 >>15312079 >what if they sell you junk that's just junk? Caveat emptor

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:15:55 No.15312090 >>15312079 That's a very tiny Kiki, no wonder the poor girl gets bullied.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:16:32 No.15312094

>>15312062
>it actually looks like someone put some thought into how to incorporate the monster parts into the design rather than pasting a few similar bits on and hoping for the best.
Literally all he did was draw left in a shittier way, and draw fur where left's underwear was. There is no difference here. Fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:17:07 No.15312095 >>15312027 Better arms, leg and ears on the right. The fur-covered crotch and tiddies are not for me tho. Guess that makes me cosplay-tier loving scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:17:12 No.15312096 >>15312062 Found the furry.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:18:06 No.15312101

>>15312079
Scrap is very useful. Plus you might find some treasures, like enchanted items or rare tomes.
And if you have something a Desert Tanuki wants she'll really go in trying to buy it from you.
Resist and haggle enough and she might fall for you and start offering her body. If you resist that, she'll offer her hand in marriage.
Of course, if you take the offer you're going to have to impregnate her to seal the deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:18:41 No.15312103 >>15312086 I summoned you! You have to do what I say!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:18:54 No.15312104 File: 102 KB, 500x389, anon refuses the deal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312088 I'm gonna force her to give me a refund! No one scams me and gets away with it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:19:34 No.15312107 >>15312090 She's a loli and perspectives, anon.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:19:54 No.15312112

>>15312094
>Literally all he did was draw left in a shittier way
Left is awful though, the fur on the arms just ends rather than looking attached to the arm and since you can't distinguish any kind of gap between the paws and arm fur that means she's probably wearing gloves. Do you actually like monster girls or just humans in monster girl outfits?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:20:39 No.15312118 >>15312107 Still, her father has some GIANT feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:20:40 No.15312119 >>15312112 >the fur on the arms just ends rather than looking attached to the arm and since you can't distinguish any kind of gap between the paws and arm fur that means she's probably wearing gloves That's the fucking point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:21:42 No.15312130 >>15312112 Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:22:16 No.15312134 >>15312104 Desert Tanukis don't scam people anon, that's what normal Tanukis do. The quality of a Desert Tanuki's wares is guaranteed or your money back. And maybe a bit of your stress relieved if you're up to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:23:52 No.15312141 >>15312027 Keep the bikini top on right and we have a deal. I like my Wolfus like I like my beards. Bushy and hot.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:24:48 No.15312144

>>15312119
Going to assume I'm being baited at this point. Then again this is the thread which claims to love monster girls yet spends the entire time circle jerking over elves and girls with fox tail buttplugs rather than discussing anything on topic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:25:44 No.15312150 File: 630 KB, 1280x1024, 1464361873903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:28:01 No.15312158 >>15312150 Artist? And is that an MGE Kejourou, or a regular Kejourou?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:28:11 No.15312159 >>15312144 >the only things that should be considered monster girls are the narrow subset of my personal preference Cry some more.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:28:44 No.15312163

>>15312027
I like everything about the right more, save for the fuzzy boobs. Fur around the boobs, or tufts between the cleavage is fine and lovely, but actually on them, covering the nipples, not so much.
Love the way the fur curls upwards on her arms, too. And her fuzzy crotch area.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:29:05 No.15312166 Which girl gives the best paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:29:15 No.15312167 >>15312144 >waaaah talk about my furry garbage instead of monster girls fuck you.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:30:21 No.15312176

>>15312018
>Find a beaten up proton accelerator. Holy shit it's still working.
>Make your way home with your trusty robot sidekick.
>Hear a rumbling in the distance.
>A large Sand Crawler is accelerating towards you.
>Oh no.
>It screeches to a halt right next to you.
>The door slams down and hundreds of little creatures with bushy tails and wearing bulky robes pour out.
>Quickly surround you, forcing you to wade through a sea of haggling.
>Hold onto your accelerator for your dear life.
>When you tell them you're going to get a better price in town the flirting begins.
>One lifts up her robe, revealing a pair of breasts far too large for her little body.
>Some present themselves, tails swishing back and forth, better offers fly out, but you know how much this thing could be worth.
>Rejecting their offers only seems to make them more aroused, some wet and dripping and you deftly counter their haggling.
>Marriage proposals are thrown at you, some you think have completely forgotten about the accelerator, they just want to put a ring on you before the others and lay claim to you as a husband.
>By the time you reach the outskirts of the town, they become desperate enough to offer themselves as harems.
>Finally reach the city.
>All the stores are closed for the night, since it took you so long to get their with Sand Tanukis hindering your progress.
>They're still waiting on the outskirts, campfires burning, playing the waiting game.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:30:55 No.15312180 >>15312158 artist is buck-satan on tumblr iirc. she's been doing some mge stuff recently. >>15312144 oh great it's this guy again. why not shit up the thread some more by complaining about muh posting standards, why don't you

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:31:07 No.15312182 >>15312158 >Artist? Toxic http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/ >Is that an MGE Kejourou or a regular one? It's the artist OC but it'd guess that it's based off the MGE version.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:31:13 No.15312183 >>15312166 Your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:31:29 No.15312184 File: 49 KB, 300x320, 1459645809689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311938

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:33:40 No.15312198 >>15312144 >c-cosplay tier Fucking kill yourself. Monster girls are girls with a slight monstrous touch. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:33:56 No.15312199 >>15312150 I wonder if a Kejouru himedere would bully me as much as normal himedere

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:34:53 No.15312206

>>15312167
It's not even about the fur, it's about a monster girl thread being so adverse to actual monster girls that the most popular girls are the ones closest to human as possible.

I never used to buy into the whole demographic change thing but it's been very noticeable over the last few months. Lamias aren't nearly as popular as they used to be, neither are Harpies or anything remotely monstrous, it's all borderline humans that can be called monsters on the technicality of slightly different coloured skin or longer ears.
Would it really kill to have some variety?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:35:31 No.15312208

>>15312176
You realize that marrying a Desert Tanuki means that you're not only her husband, you're her business partner right?
A Harem of Desert Tanuki would become a trade juggernaut that could even put normal Tanukis out of business.
Not to mention all the Tanuki ass to do with whatever you please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:36:41 No.15312214 >>15312206 >Lamias aren't nearly as popular as they used to be What the fuck are you talking about anon? I'm pretty sure Apophis is still one of the more popular girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:37:13 No.15312215 >>15312206 the selecton bias is strong with this one

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:38:36 No.15312225

>>15312206
>or anything remotely monstrous, it's all borderline humans that can be called monsters on the technicality of slightly different coloured skin or longer ears.
Shit, I guess

>Apophis
>Jabberwock
>Manticore
>Mindflayer
>Shoggoth

And more are just cosplay girls. Wrap it up guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:39:14 No.15312232 >>15312206 This is too out of touch to be serious, this has to be bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:39:59 No.15312233 File: 16 KB, 270x350, 1463040026688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312206 ...so your problem is elves?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:40:55 No.15312237 >>15312233 Who DOESN'T have a problem with Elves?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:41:02 No.15312238 File: 118 KB, 566x800, 1446145422138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312225 >>Mindflayer >>Shoggoth It's time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:41:25 No.15312240 >>15312206 If you don't like it, why don't you just leave? >that the most popular girls are the ones closest to human as possible And what's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:41:54 No.15312243 >>15312233 He is angry!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:42:07 No.15312244 File: 232 KB, 439x290, 1464201786893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312237 That's for other reasons though. Yes I'll delete this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:42:37 No.15312246 >>15312199 I'd say it's likely.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:42:39 No.15312247 [SPOILER]

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>>15310856
Wait a second, white hair, red eyes.

>This taste, it's of a Lilim!
>Sappin' my dick!

That Kiki's a Lilim! There's a Lilim creepin' around here! Lilim around here! Hey boys, it's a Lilim!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:42:50 No.15312248 >>15312208 The interiors of their Sand Crawlers are quite comfy. They even have air conditioning. Plenty of pillows to rest on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:43:07 No.15312249 >>15312206 >that the most popular girls are the ones closest to human as possible Name one community where this isn't the case short of furaffinity Hell, this is the case in-universe in MGE too

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:44:53 No.15312258 >>15312206 >I'm the only one who knows better >everyone else is wrong If you want to discuss "monstrous" girls, there are places for that, like /d/.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:46:37 No.15312268

>>15312248
Sex with a Desert Tanuki harem would probably be slow and sensual too.
Just imagine being laid down onto a bed of comfortable pillows as one of them strips off her robe and slowly lowers herself down until she's taken you down to the hilt.
Then she starts gyrating her hips while the others crawl up beside you and start whispering lewd things into your ears or masturbating in anticipation of their turn.
Desert Tanukis are fast talkers and quick thinkers. In the bedroom this translates to them being great dirty talkers.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:49:04 No.15312282

>>15312225
Apophis is the only one on that list I'd call popular and she's the exception when it comes to Lamias getting attention due to her personality. Jabberwock would barely even get on the radar if it wasn't for all the art being commissioned by one guy.

Jabberwock is probably hated just as much as they're liked if not more.
>>15312258
Are spider girls /d/ now? Slimes? Alraunes?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:50:04 No.15312286 >>15312237 Me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:50:04 No.15312287 >>15312282 >Jabberwock is probably hated just as much as they're liked if not more. Manticore even. Shit I should just go play video games or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:50:23 No.15312290 >>15312282 >Are spider girls /d/ now? Slimes? Alraunes? They've always been.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:50:38 No.15312291 >>15312247 One of these days I'm going to write that story about an ultradimensional girl using a puppet to husbando a human boy, like we waifu 2d girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:51:08 No.15312296 >>15312282 >Are spider girls /d/ now? Slimes? Alraunes? Hey if you wanna talk about them, then all power to you. There's literally no one stopping you. Least they're not furtits.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:54:31 No.15312312 >>15312287 >Manticore I'm pretty sure that's backlash due to meme status.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:58:12 No.15312321 File: 662 KB, 950x1050, 44037913_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:59:58 No.15312329 >>15312321 Before was better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 16:59:59 No.15312330 >>15312282 >Jabberwock is probably hated just as much as they're liked if not more. You aren't a regular here are you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:01:53 No.15312335 >>15312321 >before and after have literally nothing in common It seems kinda stupid when they might as well be completely unrelated people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:02:01 No.15312337 >>15312329 I feel this way about most succubus transformations.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:04:20 No.15312347 File: 143 KB, 421x514, dumbubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312337 I wish cute nerdy girls would make cute nerdy succubutts instead of turning into unattractive sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:04:26 No.15312348 >>15312330 Read the post after, I fucked up and said Jabberwock twice when I meant to say Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:05:18 No.15312356 >>15312238 Mercer-chan please calm down let's not create a third pandemic alright?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:06:05 No.15312362 File: 381 KB, 991x1200, Houri_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if, /ss/ with a houri.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:07:26 No.15312368 >>15312362 >implying little boys have done enough great deeds for a Houri They're a reward for men, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:09:12 No.15312380 >>15312368 But reincarnation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:10:14 No.15312388 >>15312348 You haven't been here very long if you think people hate Manticores because they're "too monstrous"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:10:38 No.15312390 >>15312380 There's no reincarnation in MGE, but an afterlife

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:11:08 No.15312394 >>15311387 That doesn't change the fact that /v/ stories really have no place on here.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:11:47 No.15312398

>>15312337
There shouldn't be much of a physical or phychological transformation at all. I think new Succubuses should just become supremely lustful and gain an eye for seduction. Not everybody wants bikini titty monsters, after all. I'd love to see a sports girl Succubus who knew exactly how to use her strong, lithe thighs to seduce her victims.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:12:09 No.15312403 >>15312388 Never said that was the case, just that I wouldn't call them popular.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:12:19 No.15312404 I want to bring my wife to visit my parents for dinner only for them to flip out over the fact that my wife is the CEO of the bank that holds their mortgage. She'll pay off the remaining balance right then and there as a dowry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:13:52 No.15312410 http://imgur.com/78fp04Y Another Kejourou picture from Toxic that was made before the other one I just posted in the thread. i dunno if it was shared before. Also the guy is someone elses OC

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:14:37 No.15312414 >>15312398 Don't all demon class monsters have minor shapeshifting?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:15:12 No.15312418 >>15312390 Both exist. KC intends to go into them when he gets around to the world guide on the MGE's gods

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:18:12 No.15312437 Did the monster girls always care about finding husbands since the new demon lord took over, or did they only gain that aspect after the demon lord found her husband? Like, it would make sense if they were all just sluts before.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:19:01 No.15312443 >>15312410 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:20:28 No.15312453 >>15312437 it's in their new instincts. So they've always had it since the new DL took over.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:20:51 No.15312456 >>15312437 Before the new demon lord monster girls were straight-up monsters. i.e. trying to kill you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:21:56 No.15312461 >>15312347 What of a beautiful vain woman were to become a Nerdcubuss?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:21:59 No.15312462

>>15312437
There were no monstergirls before the new demon lord. There were just some monsters who happened to be girls, like female elves. And they would marry the males of their species.

Most monsters loved nothing more than to kill and eat humans pre-mass-alpification.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:23:27 No.15312471 >>15312453 I wonder how awkward was for heroes when the current monster lord took over while they were in the middle of a fight with their monster nemesis, the sworm rival/villan of their respective adventures.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:25:41 No.15312480 >>15312456 >>15312462 I'm not talking about any period before the new demon lord. I am only talking about the period between the new demon lord and her getting married.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:26:06 No.15312481 >>15312471 No fun logic indicates that the monsters probably would have pulled a strategic retreat to get their bearings, why am I so horny right now and all that. Then come back to raid and rape, but without raid and more rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:26:26 No.15312482 >>15312456 >>15312453 The exception being Zipangu, where monsters lived close by humans but they live more closely to them now thanks to the demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:27:11 No.15312485 >>15312480 The new DL got married to the hero the moment of her coronation.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:29:13 No.15312492

>>15312461
>Vain slender Ojou-sama becomes a succubus.
>It turns out that she was binding her breasts, and using makeup to hide her freckles.
>Becoming a succubus causes her real appearance to shine through, meaning she can't hide her freckles, and her breasts are too big to bind now.
>Also she's nearsighted and had been using contacts to hide that.
>She's actually a closet nerd and now it's all out in the open.
Would you fuck her? I'd fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:29:39 No.15312494 File: 113 KB, 518x800, 1464394963072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What Monster Girl besides Dark Elf would be the best with whips?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:29:47 No.15312496

>>15312485
Sort of this. The DL made monster girls as part of the new cycle as ordained by the CG. CG was like "That's weird but whatever. Go kill the fuck out of her chosen one." Then chosen one became Traitor-Prime and helped the DL ascend to godhood.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:31:19 No.15312502 >>15312494 Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:31:33 No.15312506 >>15312496 Ah, the first traitor, the man I have as my inspiration.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:32:24 No.15312508 >>15312492 Sure after we start dating of course and we hit it off well, but what's her personality now like and what are her likes?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:33:39 No.15312514

>>15312496
Last I heard she is still trying to go full god, you could say that DL is like a demi-god right now and CG is low power god so kind of stalemate.

That said it's been fucking ages since I gave half a fuck about the full setting so I might have to re-read the full wiki

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:34:53 No.15312524 >>15312506 He truly is, I would love to go get some beers with the guy, shame apparently he is fucking 24/7 for the good of us all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:35:04 No.15312525 >>15312494 Ilassa. I bet she knows how to disrobe a Paladin with her tail alone.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:35:40 No.15312529

>>15312502
Well now I'm imagining an Anubis discovering a like of BDSM and binding up her "favorite slave"
Stop it boner.

>>15312508
She's a bit shy and on edge now. She was a bit of a bitch before becoming a succubus, but now she can't hide her nerdy nature. She also enjoys games, anime and movies and has a secret room where she keeps her collection and a big screen for viewing/playing on.
She's also got a huge closet full of cosplays that she's fantasized about having sex in.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:36:49 No.15312534 >>15312525 ELH please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:36:51 No.15312536 >>15312525 >A submissive Lilim who wants to be raped She doesn't deserve a whip

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:38:24 No.15312545 >>15312534 I'm not ELH. >>15312536 I'm pretty sure she's a power switch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:38:48 No.15312549 >>15312492 Provided she doesn't have shit taste, I'd consider it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:39:10 No.15312552 >>15312545 Switches don't deserve whips

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:39:16 No.15312553 >>15312545 You are taking the blame anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:41:24 No.15312562 >>15312552 Yeah and you don't deserve your waifu with that kind of no-fun attitdue. It's like you can't even imagine a kind of whipping duel between a corseted Lilim in the mood and Indiana Jones trying to disrobe each other!

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:45:55 No.15312580

>>15312529
Definitely sounds like she could get along well with me, I think she just needs someone to show her that being her true self is alright and is willing to hang out with her to share in her passions. I'd definitely date her as I want to tell her that I like her true self and that he's a cutie who I enjoy hang out with, because her natural beauty and personality are aspects of her that I hope she can come to love just as much as I do. I want t see her comfortable, happy, and smiling; weather it's a night of passionate sex or watching anime together enjoying one another doing the things we love as she smiles the brightest smile of all time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:46:44 No.15312587 >>15312562 But my waifu is dominant and I'm submissive. How does that mean I don't deserve her if she'd agree?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:47:52 No.15312593 >>15312587 Because shut up Odie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:49:11 No.15312597 https://a.pomf.cat/gsdybr.webm Your Oni has gone into a berserker rage, what do you do? The answer is whip out your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:50:56 No.15312601 >>15312597 did they dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:53:15 No.15312611 >>15312597 >Threat detected Did they update the site or is there some funny buisiness going on here? Don't usually get that with pomf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:55:15 No.15312617 >>15312597 Attack the nipples for MASSIVE AROUSAL

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 17:56:44 No.15312626 >>15312611 No issues here. Works for me™

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:03:09 No.15312661

Oh man, this is really freaking bugging me now. I've had 50 tabs open in Warosu, searching for a post I'm sure I made and got replies to, but even using single common words in the search, I can't find it at all.

Hey, Anonlich, do you remember a relatively recent post I made detailing a fantasy of seeing an anubis on a spaceship observation deck, dressed in lingerie, drifting up into the air as she shuts off the gravity in the room? I feel like I can't have made it more than two months ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:03:25 No.15312663 >>15312597 >The answer is whip out your dick. Just crush my pelvis into dust why don't you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:07:12 No.15312673 >>15312597 That looks so fucking terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:09:46 No.15312680 >>15312661 If it got replies, why not search (you)?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:10:53 No.15312685 >>15312680 In the Warosu archive? Well, that won't work for obvious reasons.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:18:43 No.15312710

>>15312597
>Girl is kicking absolute ass
>See that some enemies are coming in from her side
>Don't trust that she's already got this
>Don't even yell to warn her in case she doesn't already know they're there
>Just fucking jump in the middle of it so you get fucked up and possibly cause her to lose the entire battle because you ruined her focus
Fuck you too Japan this shit is annoying as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:29:26 No.15312752 Anons help! I was raped by 33 monster girls and I don't think I have legs anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:31:04 No.15312762 >>15312752 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:32:46 No.15312770 >>15312514 She's full god, and more powerful than most of the lesser gods. She's just not powerful enough to overthrow the top god.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:34:34 No.15312780 >>15312752 Gotta lay off the pixie dust my good Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:34:42 No.15312781 >>15312661 Probably made in one of those threads that didn't get archived. But you've retyped that scenario like three times at this point, so I don't get the problem with you doing it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:35:07 No.15312784 >>15312752 >33 monsters ...in a row?`

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:35:46 No.15312786 [DELETED]

>>15312710
Gotta love anime. Strong female characters are only allowed to be strong enough to be saved by a uselessly shitty male protagonist so they can fall in loooove, discard their training and life's calling, and become perfectly shy, submissive/tsundere annoying waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:36:42 No.15312793 >>15312685 Well, I never went to the Warosu archive, so I did not know that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:38:14 No.15312799 >>15312784 Yes. They put me to sleep using some drug and when I woke up, all I could see was their hungry eyes and dripping vaginas. >>15312780 >>15312762 They forced me to do it! It wasn't my fault.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:38:30 No.15312802 >>15312786 Submissiveness should stay in the bed room, If I made a action story women would start and end as strong as the males, both physically and emotionaly

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:38:39 No.15312803 >>15312786 This triggers me, like rip and tear levels of triggering.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:39:38 No.15312807 >>15312781 True, it's no big loss. The scene in my head is refined and clear as crystal at this point. But even if a thread is deleted, it should still go up on the Warosu archive, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:40:25 No.15312808 >>15312799 Ah, I'm just fuckin' with you man. Get some ice and take a day. Or a week.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:42:19 No.15312821 A lot of people here seem to post vivid descriptive stories about their fantasies Are you all writers or just very lewd?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:42:31 No.15312822

I want to tell my monster girl Onee-san about what a submissive slut I am! How I want her to ravage me and have her way with me as much as she can! I want her to bind me, rape me, whip me, whatever she wants! I just want to be useful to her!

I'm going to write down my confession of what a huge boyslut I am on a piece of paper, but chicken out of giving it to her at the last second! And I want her to stumble upon it by accident and read it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:42:41 No.15312825 >>15312786 >>15312802 >>15312803 >>>/tumblr/ >>>/lgbt/ >>>/co/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:43:44 No.15312828 >>15312710 Don't worry, she already slowly and horribly murdered him once to make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:44:33 No.15312833 >>15312821 Both. One of them sometimes, the other one all of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:44:39 No.15312835 >>15312825 >Badass girls getting shafted by Japanese "Muh insert" crap isn't bullshit. My boner demands that strong girls don't get turned into submissive housewives anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:46:29 No.15312843 >>15312835 As long as they can still wreck shit on the battle field when needed I agree with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:49:01 No.15312855 So how does one get cute boys after all?(i'm helping a Crow Tengu with her reseach)

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:50:58 No.15312865 >>15312802 Strong women come in 4 types >strong until MC comes along >lesbo bitch >Michelle Rodriguez >decent if given focus but pretty much forgettable

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:51:07 No.15312866 >>15312855 stop

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:51:55 No.15312869 >>15312855 /hbt/ is leaking again guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:52:01 No.15312870 File: 380 KB, 800x717, LargeFluffyFeathers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312855 Having large fluffy feathers is important.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:52:20 No.15312871 >>15312855 Is the Crow Tengu tough, strong, sexy, and dominant?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:52:54 No.15312875 >>15312802 >I have shit taste We know, you don't need to prove it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:54:27 No.15312879 >>15312875 >Not wanting a confident woman who could kick your ass but lets you dominate her because she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:54:37 No.15312880 >>15312865 Good thing MGE gave us another option.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:54:51 No.15312882 >>15312875 My taste is fine, its just not yours

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:55:18 No.15312887 >>15312871 It's a crow tengu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:55:44 No.15312889 >>15312879 >>15312879 But she won't dominate me me because I love her? Rude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:56:27 No.15312891 >>15309478 >stop you from showing her the pictures of your waifu from before her life really started to turn around Why would you keep such pictures anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:56:38 No.15312893 >>15312865 >Michelle Rodriguez If this is a joke, I've been wooshed. who is she?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:56:43 No.15312894 How long would you last in mge wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:56:44 No.15312895 >>15312879 >implying I need her permission You're a funny guy, guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:57:04 No.15312898 >>15312887 So... Maybe? Does she have a little brother? That's basically a free husband right there if she does.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:57:14 No.15312899 >>15312889 Hey, if you asked she wouldn't say no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:57:45 No.15312903 >>15312894 >Until I get my mad hatter, then my sanity can burn.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:58:50 No.15312908 >>15312869 /hbt/ a shit since it involves into RP shit most of the time. Also, something about it gives me Commercial-anon vibes and I can't quite figure out why.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:58:53 No.15312909 >>15312895 Careful, we have a tough guy here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:59:11 No.15312910 >>15312895 >Not getting your waifu's permission to dominate her >Not abiding by "Safe, Sane and Consensual" You're a bad Dom anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 18:59:52 No.15312914 >>15312894 Until the first Alice I encounter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:00:24 No.15312915 >You will never find your grapesnake pouring pink liquid into the coffee she is making for you >She will never start hissing and making excuses >"It'ssss sssugar I sssswear"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:00:45 No.15312917 >>15312910 Yes, just like almost every monster girl, apperantly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:00:58 No.15312919 >>15312898 Please, remember that incest is wrong. She should go on an adventure to find a worthy husband. And I'm sure her brother doesn't want a weak bird as a wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:01:15 No.15312921 >>15312910 The safe word is "NOPE!"

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:01:15 No.15312922

>>15312894
Until I find a pack of Cheshires. Then I just lay back and let it happen.
Does it count as lasting if I got what I wanted?

>>15312908
>Also, something about it gives me Commercial-anon vibes
Oh, it's you.
You say that about everything you don't like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:01:46 No.15312925 >>15312915 Lisps are underrated. What Monster Girls would have the best lisps?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:02:03 No.15312926

>>15312891
Keepsake. I dunno, I'm not really one for pictures but I think I'd like to immortalize the earliest memories of where we'd been and what we'd done as a couple. Stuff life taking a photo of her sleepy bed hair as she walks around your house early in the morning in nothing but an oversized shirt the morning after you bring her into your home. Immortalizing that tired but happy smile she gives you when she sees you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:02:23 No.15312928 >>15312921 I thought the safe word was Aquaman

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:02:32 No.15312930 >>15312915 >You'll never look her dead in the eyes, grab the coffee and down the whole thing never once breaking eye contact.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:03:55 No.15312936 >>15312893 A actor known for "Tough woman" roles in movies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:04:56 No.15312939 >>15312925 Awawawawa Wendigo whose Ws sound like Rs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:05:08 No.15312940 >>15312919 Dude, does she want a husband or not? Just rape the little brother. It's not like he can say no, they're family.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:06:01 No.15312948 >>15312894 About an hour. Then I would be raped until someone takes me as their husband. And I would be completaly fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:06:05 No.15312949 >>15312930 It hurts to live with this haunting me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:06:09 No.15312951 >>15312939 That sounds like an old hag wendigo though!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:06:12 No.15312952 >>15312887 They can be all those things if they try.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:06:26 No.15312954 >>15312825 >Implying /co/ gives a shit They're more used to "Strong Women" being reduced to fap-fuel than /a/ is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:07:02 No.15312956 >>15312893 "Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:09:13 No.15312966 >>15312954 Apparently DC has a bigger problem with it then marvel. but i dont know the truth

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:10:26 No.15312968 How does one put fear into a monster?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:10:37 No.15312970 >>15312930 >Not holding it your mouth, reaching to grab the back of her head, pulling her into a deep kiss, sharing the drugged coffee with her Step it up senpai.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:11:04 No.15312975 >>15312968 >I will cut my dick off

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:13:33 No.15312980 >>15312968 Grab a manticore by the tail an ram the barbs into your neck while munching a rage shroom. make sure you plan this shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:14:33 No.15312982 File: 209 KB, 1000x1000, 1453586323637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312951 She is an adult

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:15:46 No.15312989 >>15312968 Remove a shirohebi's magic and threaten to fuck another woman

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:16:43 No.15312991 >>15312966 Marvel has a severe case of "Editors? What's that?" and "We want the SJW audience"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:18:22 No.15312998 >>15312991 Thor is a chick now right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:18:48 No.15313000 >>15312970 Shit, that is better. She's going to be a blushing sweaty mess with her tongue lolling out when I'm done with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:18:51 No.15313001 >>15312894 Depends on how many dormice are laying around in the area I'm in. Last thing I want is to be pushing through the brush and hear a squeak when I step on the belly of a sleeping dormouse. Then she starts crying. And everything goes to shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:19:44 No.15313006 >You'll never wake up to find your kitsune wife holding you and wrapping you up tight in her tails >You'll never hear her content, gentle breathing while her head is rested against your chest why live

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:20:47 No.15313010 >>15312991 Man I've been out too long the fuck is happening?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:20:54 No.15313012 >>15312998 [UNSOLICITATED OPINIONS ABOUT ISRAEL???

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:21:34 No.15313014 [DELETED]

>>15312991
Yeah, what they did with cap just....

Me and my buddy (the latter still reads comics) talked about it and basically agreed that this was a reader grab and that it would end with Cap being a skrull or something.

>>15312894
Not too terribly long.
All it takes is a girl to break down in tears and I want to comfort her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:22:01 No.15313015 >>15313006 Our lives sustain mamomo mana, by living we allow people in an alternate timeline(s) be happy. And most of them aren't dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:22:07 No.15313017 >>15313006 To surgically attach foxtails to a real woman and claim the silver medal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:22:40 No.15313019 >>15312991 >>15313010 Isn't Marvel the one who did the [Unsolicieted opinions on Israel???] The Refugee scene was hilarious though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:23:15 No.15313021 >>15313001 I want to steal a dormouse's PJs and pillow

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:25:02 No.15313027

>>15313021
But then you have a cold, shivering dormouse whining and following you around while half asleep, tugging at your shirt as the only physical means of defiance she can put up. I bet she'd even have tears in her eyes.
I kind of want to do it too now. At least for a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:25:17 No.15313028 >>15313021 I want to steal an alice's dress.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:26:31 No.15313031 >>15313027 >following you around while half asleep, tugging at your shirt as the only physical means of defiance she can put up This kills the heart

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:27:26 No.15313034 >>15313000 >Spoiler As it should be. As it should be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:28:00 No.15313036 >>15313028 I want to steal Deruella's heart.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:28:28 No.15313040 [DELETED]

>>15313012
>>15313019
Goddamn that shit was awful.

>>15313014
I can't believe the backlash against the thing with Cap. It's like Superior Spiderman all over again. Do people just not understand how comics work? That whatever conspiracy there is will be uncovered and the status quo will be restored by this time next year? Probably sooner.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:28:53 No.15313043 >>15313036 Shine on you crazy diamond

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:29:37 No.15313044 I want to steal a Titania's sweets!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:29:52 No.15313046 Strong monster girls are for both dominating and being dominated by. Although dominating them is more satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:30:37 No.15313048 >>15313043 Don't you mean crazy on you shining diamond?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:31:28 No.15313053 [DELETED]

>>15313040
Remember when cap was killed at the end of Civil War 1 ( I can't believe the number is necessary) and folks thought he was dead?

I wonder who actually, 100% believed he'd be dead forever.

Maybe its because I grew up post Death of Superman but death in comics is just a joke at this point, along with any major changes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:31:39 No.15313054 File: 547 KB, 858x1200, 55042225_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go to sleep, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:32:40 No.15313057 >>15313046 No it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:32:40 No.15313058 >>15313054 but I have an evening shift, dude

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:32:43 No.15313059 >>15313054 But bro, it's only 4:30 in the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:32:46 No.15313060 >>15313054 It's four in the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:33:02 No.15313062 >>15313043 Gonna cuddle the blackberry. Gonna impregnate the blackberry in the mating press under the covers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:33:45 No.15313064 >>15313054 But I wanna play games I just got home, homie

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:34:33 No.15313070 >>15313057 Yes, it is. Dominating strong monster girls is like overcoming a huge obstacle and is incredibly satisfying once that obstacle has been beaten.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:34:57 No.15313073 >>15313046 >Both me and my monster are switchs >We have to decide who is going to be what by playing games >If it ends in a draw we can't have sex for one week And so is my life in the den of my dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:36:21 No.15313080 >>15313070 You really want that bad to continue the dom vs sub discussion? Also no, it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:38:56 No.15313082 >>15313054 Ran is not a prinny dood

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:39:00 No.15313084 >>15313073 That sounds nice too, best of both worlds. >>15313080 But it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:39:21 No.15313086 >>15313001 Imagining that put a damper on my mood.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:39:51 No.15313088 >>15313073 >Not having a draw result in domless cuddlesex. Weak shit famiglia

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:40:24 No.15313091 File: 1.42 MB, 1280x720, tmp_11533-1442094240636-368475314.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cuddledom=Freedom>all other types of dom

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:40:41 No.15313092
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You're anon, a 16 years old member of the richest family in the city. You may have the money, but you don't have the status. With that in mind, your parents decide to arrange your marriage with any of the noble families willing to accept a plebeian between them. After receiving six invitations, and since there is no need to start a war between the houses for you, they will give you enough information to decide so all the girls have the same opportunities to marry you.

>First house
The coat of arms is a waterfall surrounded by plants growing out of the emblem. The girl is 8 years older than yourself.
>Second house
The coat of arms is a moon with a dark night on the background. The girl is your same age.
>Third house
The coat of arms is a single rock in the middle of the sea. The girl is 3 years younger than yourself.
>Fourth house
The coat of arms is an iron tree. The girl is 5 years older than yourself.
>Fifth house
The coat of arms is a lightning over a purple background. The girl is 10 years older than yourself.
>Sixth house
The coat of arms is a red eye with a slit pupil and a sword crossing it. The girl is 1 year younger than yourself.

It's up to you, anon.

Girls in 10 min

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:41:30 No.15313096 >>15313088 If the winner wants cuddle sex, so be it. But a draw means it's time to chill for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:41:43 No.15313098 >>15313046 >spoiler For you

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:41:46 No.15313099 >>15313086 All you need to do to calm down a dormouse is give them a big hug till they fall asleep. But then they start making you want to sleep rape them. I think it's a win, but if you're not into it then it's a no-win situation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:41:58 No.15313100 >>15313092 Third House, lets do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:42:13 No.15313102 >>15313092 Cuddledom is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:42:28 No.15313105 >>15313092 I'm taking my chances with the fifth house. I'm assuming uniting all the houses is out of the question?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:42:38 No.15313106 >>15313091 Miia is low tier. >>15313098 True, true.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:42:45 No.15313109 >>15313092 Sixth house looks fun as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:43:14 No.15313112 >>15313102 Meant for >>15313091

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:43:18 No.15313113 >>15313084 It isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:44:04 No.15313120 >>15313092 I'll take the second house, see what that gets me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:44:15 No.15313122 >>15313092 First house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:44:16 No.15313123 >>15313092 I'll take the Second house

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:44:17 No.15313124 >>15313092 Second house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:44:24 No.15313125 >>15313091 Freedom > everything else Commie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:44:58 No.15313126 >>15313092 I'll go with the first house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:45:26 No.15313127 File: 306 KB, 750x1079, tmp_11533-0032-3-84093383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313106 That's just like, your opinion anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:45:44 No.15313131 >>15313113 It is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:46:02 No.15313133 >>15313092 First house

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:46:13 No.15313134 >>15313092 6th

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:46:22 No.15313135 >>15313092 Alright I'll play I'm between second and sixth. Something related to undead or sneakiness, or the demons? I'll take the second just because another anon took sixth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:46:40 No.15313137 >>15313092 I'll take my bets with the fifth house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:47:03 No.15313139 >>15313131 It isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:47:28 No.15313142 >>15313135 Oh god dammit I underestimated how many would end up playing, oh well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:48:15 No.15313144 >>15313092 5th house! 5th house!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:48:30 No.15313145 >>15313139 It is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:49:14 No.15313150 >>15313145 It isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:50:05 No.15313154 >>15313150 It is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:50:38 No.15313156 >>15313154 It isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:51:59 No.15313162 >>15313092 I'mma go with Door #2!

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:53:03 No.15313168 [SPOILER]

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>>15313100
>>15313105
>>15313109
>>15313120
>>15313122
>>15313123
>>15313124
>>15313126
>>15313133
>>15313134
>>15313135
>>15313144
>>15313162
Alright, here they are. I feel bad for the fourth house's girl though, nobody chose it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:53:10 No.15313169 Reminder that >>>/qst/ exists.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:53:32 No.15313172 >>15313142 You chose this path

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:54:12 No.15313180 >>15313168 Garbage. I'm going to lock myself in my room and masturbate on the internet all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:54:29 No.15313182 >>15313168 Corpse Pussy is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:54:32 No.15313183 >>15313168 >Cursed sword I've made bad choices in life. This is one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:54:33 No.15313184 >>15313168 >no one chose the pouting beetle

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:54:36 No.15313185 >>15313168 >Jiangshi I am quite happy with my choice in Noble House.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:54:50 No.15313189 >>15313168 >No personalities Come on mang

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:54:58 No.15313191 >>15313168 Aw sweet, I'm getting a Jiangshi Wife poor soldier beetle

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:55:15 No.15313194 >>15313168 >Got a Christmas Cake Raiju Ojou-sama Yes. This is good. So do I have to "seal the deal" with her, or is that just something we can do for pleasure?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:55:33 No.15313195 >>15313183 That makes 2 of us

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:55:41 No.15313197 >>15313168 >5 I'm completaly ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:55:53 No.15313199 File: 29 KB, 555x518, 1462474862408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow, looks at all these completely necessary deletions. Thank god the harmless fun was kept in check and stopped before it continued being harmless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:56:24 No.15313202 >>15313183 She won't hurt you severely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:56:49 No.15313205 File: 1.44 MB, 880x1200, 55585795_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't get it, but I like the tie

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:56:57 No.15313207 >>15313168 >1 I did okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:57:18 No.15313210 >>15313168 >Younger flowkelp Yep, I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:57:20 No.15313211 >>15313189 Maybe next time, I'm feeling lazy. >>15313183 >>15313195 Come on it was of the easiest ones to guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 19:58:36 No.15313220 >>15313169 And your point is?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:00:03 No.15313226 >>15313168 >1 Unagi Joro are cuties and this means I get all the slimy yet loving coils to cuddle with all day. I also means that I get to massage her cute fin ears when feels sleepy or sad, here's to a strong relationship with the cute eel girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:00:05 No.15313227 >>15313202 It's not about being hurt or not, it's about her. >>15313211 I thought it was going to be some cute and fiery lizard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:00:15 No.15313228 >>15313220 Nothing really, just in case any writefag with spare time gets that urge and wants to give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:00:48 No.15313231 >>15313227 Are you some kind of racist?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:01:15 No.15313234 >>15313205 My dick

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:03:24 No.15313242 File: 2.24 MB, 1254x1771, Elf blushs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313228 Oh Ok then, They way you posted that without context Kinda caught me off guard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:03:47 No.15313245 >>15313231 No, of course not, she is just not my type. Maybe if she became a holy sword or something I could go with it. Don't tell her I said that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:04:22 No.15313248 >>15313242 I'll forgive your rude assumptions since you posted such a cute elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:05:08 No.15313252 File: 757 KB, 1103x1004, 1399236403266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I heard you like Monstergirls, fagboy. Get in, we're going to get you one of your choosing. Who did you want again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:05:12 No.15313253 Daily reminder that Amazons are the best!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:06:12 No.15313256 >>15313228 >implying quests aren't a total shitfest

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:06:19 No.15313258 >>15313227 Cursed sword > Lizard to be honest

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:06:21 No.15313259 >>15313252 You're just gonna teleport my dick into a fire ant hill again, aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:06:32 No.15313262 >>15313252 A Kobold!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:06:37 No.15313264 >>15313252 Crow Tengu, but not the Aya kind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:06:48 No.15313266 >>15313252 Old hags are not monter girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:07:21 No.15313269 >>15313245 Alright rude, want my assigned jiang-shi? I will make the poor sword girl happy through love and edgyness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:07:22 No.15313270 >>15313252 I've read you eat people. I don't trust you. But I would like a vampire

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:08:29 No.15313274 >>15313269 No, I don't like her. But she IS mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:08:50 No.15313277 >>15313252 i'd like a Flowkelp to date please, if you'd be so kind to offer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:08:56 No.15313278 >>15313252 Holstaur...or Yet...or Cheshire...or Kejourou....or Slime...or Mad Hatter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:09:02 No.15313279 >>15313269 Take the bug girl instead

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:09:37 No.15313281 >>15313252 Can I have you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:10:00 No.15313283 >>15313252 taking the bait, give me a giant mouse please!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:10:35 No.15313286 >>15313252 Gimme a big strong dragon to fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:11:32 No.15313290 File: 513 KB, 2053x3035, t1i3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cats can be maids too!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:11:45 No.15313292 >>15313252 Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:11:50 No.15313294 File: 627 KB, 876x1219, 86a466e2b9316457231387b37ccadccb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313283 >"Oh? You want someone like me?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:12:13 No.15313297 >>15313252 I know the eyes are from her portal ribbons, but in this context I can't help but feel that a gazer is sneaking up on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:12:29 No.15313298 >>15313274 How rude and possesive anon, she might be perfect for you after all. A bit of action and you'll come around I'm sure. >>15313279 I can do that, I always was the last chosen for anything, we'll get along.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:12:53 No.15313303 >>15313252 cockatrice, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:13:38 No.15313307 >>15313252 Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:14:16 No.15313309 >>15313294 That was fast Time to start building a rat pack of our own!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:14:45 No.15313314 File: 723 KB, 1280x1024, 9722e0b0a29a19694fc4c23efddac906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313286 You're gonna get jaaooooo'd if you keep talking like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:15:01 No.15313315 >>15313290 I desire a chesty Werecat milkmaid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:16:35 No.15313325 File: 74 KB, 680x907, a66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313252 a Demon or a Amazon please

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:17:16 No.15313330 >>15313252 Got any undead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:18:09 No.15313333 >>15313314 That's exactly what I want. >>15313298 Maybe even use the cursed sword to fight one.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:21:00 No.15313350
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Would you like to work as a butler for a rich loli fox?

She likes to be tucked when going to bed and will oftenly pout if someone does not treat her according to her status

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:21:41 No.15313356 >>15313350 >butler Nah, I'm way too lazy and selfish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:22:46 No.15313366 File: 1.52 MB, 862x1200, Exalted Valkyrie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Valkyrie wearing a blessed living armour, wielding a living shield monstergirl and a lance tsukumogami. This is the answer to the corruption problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:23:04 No.15313369 >>15313294 >>15313309 Just realized although i may want someone like her she would never want me Another fun time in 4chan turned into even me being disappointed in me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:23:06 No.15313370 >>15313350 Can I be the butler to a Ara Spider who has a butler fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:23:41 No.15313372 File: 441 KB, 1536x2048, 1461366984976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313252 A dire hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:23:52 No.15313374 >>15313350 Only if I was arrested and my only other option was being drafted. >>15313366 Wrong, thanks to KC if she has any contact with a monster girl or man she becomes corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:24:21 No.15313378 >>15313350 >tucked I haven't read this word the right way on the first look in several years.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:25:36 No.15313382 >>15313374 That's what the blessed living armour is for. It keeps her in check, maybe even shields her from the KC bullshitium polluting the setting outright.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:25:48 No.15313383 >>15313366 Cupids and Houris are the only beings who are immune to corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:27:54 No.15313393 >>15313382 Sorry anon, but KC's garbage trumps all. The instant she even sees a man she'll turn into an inferior Dark Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:28:20 No.15313395 >>15313383 Then we make the cupid wear the living armour, except it's a lighter, more revealing, less plated variant. And she gets a bow tsukumogami who's hair acts as the drawstring.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:29:10 No.15313399 >>15313350 Only if I can pat her cute lil head.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:30:09 No.15313406
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Done, and enjoy. Please note Yukari Transport Railways™ take no responsibility for users being unable to return to any Human civilization. Any children conceived and born are the sole responsibility of the user.

>>15313266
Rude, you'll have nightmares tonight, fagboy.
>>15313264
Not the Ayn Rand kind? Who?
>>15313281
I'm 2old4u
>>15313330
All kinds, which one do you want, tubby?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:31:23 No.15313411 File: 329 KB, 1000x817, honey trap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves? Elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:32:22 No.15313416 >>15313406 >Done I don't see any monstergirls near me. This is a fraud!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:33:18 No.15313421 >>15313416 Don't go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:33:51 No.15313425 >>15313411 Ew, ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:35:29 No.15313431 >>15313421 W-What

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:35:48 No.15313436 >>15313406 Fuck off with your RP shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:36:17 No.15313439 >>15313393 You should read the profile again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:36:29 No.15313440 >>15313411 Elves are made for tender loving and forming a strong relationship with based shared likes and romantic chemistry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:36:39 No.15313441 >>15313406 I want the MGE tengu, with big black wings and talons!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:38:27 No.15313446 File: 316 KB, 800x1000, Singingwaifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How well does your waifu sing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:39:31 No.15313450 >>15313406 Rude, but noted. Got any that aren't jiang-shi?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:39:37 No.15313451 >>15313439 He's being facetious, but he has a point. In KC's setting, a dark valkyrie and a valkyrie aren't two different things. The dark valkyrie is the inevitable, irreversible end result of being a regular valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:40:17 No.15313455 >>15313446 She and my daughteru love to sing, no matter how bad they are at it. It's really cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:41:51 No.15313463 >>15313455 They probably can't sing so well because of all the substances and aphrodesiac gasses you get them to ingest and inhale, Kobold daughteru guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:43:34 No.15313469 >>15313383 They're the same tier as Elves, which is Typhoid Mary.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:44:24 No.15313473 >>15313463 Hey! They were off-key and quite prone to howling instead of using words far before all of that lewd stuff! None of what we've done has affected their voices! Permanently that is. Now stop stalking me please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:44:26 No.15313474 >>15313446 I'm kinda deaf from one ear because of her. But I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:44:59 No.15313476 >>15313440 But what if she has to smoke from a mana-laced hookah to keep calm and stop nibbling your round ears?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:45:19 No.15313477 >>15313455 Either you can sing or you can. If you can't sing, you just yell really loudly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:46:12 No.15313480 >>15313446 How well would an occasionally elegant and ladylike, but mostly tomboyish anubis engineer sing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:46:40 No.15313481 >>15313477 It's not just black and white like that anon, it's very possible to sing badly.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:51:21 No.15313494

>>15313476
Well then I don't date her, since as I said before that I require a relationship with an elf built on shared likes and romantic chemistry which this elf lacks. I'd instead go for an elf that like to play video games with me and enjoys reading books, you know a more nerdy elf.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:52:54 No.15313499
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What kind of wonders would an archaeologist come across in KC land, other than ancient Egyptian ruins? Would there be ancient Mesopotamian monsters? Or how about trying to find the location of shangri-la whilst beset by Buddhist warrior monks?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:55:03 No.15313503 >>15313499 He would find a seal in an underwater cave ready to unleash the wonders of the deep ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:55:11 No.15313505 >>15313499 >Search for Shangri-La >Kakuen monks pursuing you >Their fucking giant statue of Buddha is a really pretentious statue of an open lotus flower >With a giant peach on top

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:55:27 No.15313507 >>15313499 Most discoveries would just be more fucking cursed swords and golems, or something else that will eventually try to rape him.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:56:11 No.15313508

>>15313481
Not really anon. It's a physical reverberation of the diaphram in line with tone. If you can't do the physical part or you're tone deaf, you can't sing.

Except that recent trend of fucking up the tempo on purpose. Man, those people should be burned at the stake.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:58:17 No.15313513 Who would be the hardest monstergirl to spy on?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:58:26 No.15313514 >>15313494 Anon please it's not her fault some dick-ass blew up the Sunwell.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:58:52 No.15313517 >>15313513 Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 20:59:16 No.15313524 >>15313508 >spoiler Sounds like someone can't cope with 'le epik meme music' Don't worry anon, I hate it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:00:03 No.15313526 >>15313513 Gazers, Cursed Swords, Basilisks, Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:01:26 No.15313535 File: 222 KB, 800x1000, 1458074924701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like pic related? She probably sings quite well but probably gets embarrassed when she does so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:01:42 No.15313537 >>15313514 I understand and would also likely be angry if I was in her shoes. Still I did go on a couple dates with her and we agreed we didn't really share a lot of romantic chemistry with each other, no hard feelings.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:02:14 No.15313542

>>15313508
No, it's possible to sing, but not well. For example, if you don't have voice suited to the song, or singing in general, but you can still hit the notes. Or if you can hit notes, but not in the right octave, or can't hold them without shaking.

There is such a thing as a extraordinarily average singer.

Though I'm curious. What's this thing about tempo fuckups?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:11:06 No.15313571

>>15313535
Yeah, basically. The kind of girl who buys her clothes based on practicality alone, but who still owns like two or three really nice dresses she keeps right in the back of her closet. Maybe she gets the urge to put one on once every few months, when she's home alone, and just enjoys feeling beautiful. Otherwise, it's all steel-capped paw-boots and shirts and shirts stained with scraping blue.

I get the feeling she'd probably break out into song in her workshop, hesitantly and quietly at first, but building confidence in solitude until she's singing... fairly decently.
Then someone walks in, catches her in the act, and she starts throwing small pieces of cut scrap metal at them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:11:13 No.15313574 >>15313535 I bt she hums some songs while she fixes those cars.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:15:22 No.15313584

>>15313542
>if you don't have voice suited to the song, or singing in general, but you can still hit the notes

The general solution to that is to move it up or down a few octaves until you can, same way as playing a song in a flute keyed for C from a piano melody keyed for G.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:22:27 No.15313609

>>15313571
Just imagine dating her, you always see her in a pair of dirty jeans and a oil stained tank top. You go over to her place one day and she wants to surprise you, she goes to her room and comes out in a pretty summer dress, saying she wants to look more "Girly" for you, and you tell her you love her the way she is, and then proceed to make sweaty tomboy love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:30:38 No.15313637 >>15313609 >jeans >wearing bottoms that won't allow a guy immediate access I bet she goes to Order church and doesn't believe in pre-marital sex, too. Also, >getting jeans on over the HUEG clownshoe-sized paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:33:00 No.15313644 File: 693 KB, 1300x929, episode4MGHigh--misunderstood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311652 >>15311662 >>15311673 Fighting and stealing food from the kitchen? You've gone too far!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:33:09 No.15313645 >>15313637 They're baggy, loose fit jeans. I want to walk in on a tomboyish Anubis singing while fixing my car, and tell her that I think her voice is really beautiful!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:33:21 No.15313648 >>15313637 >spoiler What are cargo pants, Alex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:35:31 No.15313652 >>15313644 Those expressions of pure contempt are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:36:11 No.15313653 >>15313648 Ah. I must have misread "cargo pants" as "pair of dirty jeans". Clearly I am illiterate. Also, have you tried putting on cargo pants with your shoes on? Nevermind megapaws for feet. A slightly looser fit wouldn't really help.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:37:54 No.15313655 >>15313653 Anubis jeans.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:39:05 No.15313660

>>15313644
There are so many things I don't understand here

>episode 4
other episodes where?
Is lawyerkun doing comics now?!

>kitsune as Order advocate

>Order advocate wearing a much shorter skirt than the other

>why is a MG being nagged by an order person and not just walking away?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:40:25 No.15313662 >>15313660 The title is a joke, and girl delinquents in Japan wear long skirts so they can conceal weapons and contraband in school.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:40:56 No.15313665 >>15313421 I don't get it

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:41:58 No.15313668

>>15313609
>See her dressed in a pure white sundress, decorated with bright yellow ribbons
>Grab her paw right then and there, and take her down to the garage, to the classic car she restored herself and now owns
>She gets in the passenger seat while you take the wheel, and beeline dangerously towards the coast
>Once you start getting really far away from the city, with almost no other signs of civlisation or cars on the road, you put your foot down, listening to the engine roar like a dragon
>A sidelong glance shows your anubis girlfriend pushed back into her seat by the sheer force of your driving
>A hand between her legs, and a wild, excited look in her eyes
>Once you offroad your way onto a high cliff edge overlooking the sea, you shut off the engine, exit the car, and physically lift the anubis straight out of her seat
>Midday winds raging with the surf below, the smell of the ocean in the air, you princess carry the anubis and set down her rump on the still warm hood of the car
>Before moving in to kiss her and push her down, a hand on the bonnet either side of her head while she wraps her arms around you and kisses back
>So you take her in her sundress like that, pulling aside her panties and making love to her atop the cliff face, sprawled out over the car
>Once you're both spent, you spend the rest of the afternoon in privacy on the coast until the sun sets, and you drive back to her place

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:42:43 No.15313672 >No Mantis with Cammy proportions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:43:29 No.15313675 >>15313644 Hellhound delinquent is pretty thick/buff looking.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:44:01 No.15313677 File: 235 KB, 1200x1600, 672e4237d582aacf7f54935b596a0e7f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313655 >jeans for MGs with megahuge paws I think they're called chaps, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:44:40 No.15313679 >>15313668 Sounds like the perfect evening. Why are tomboys so best?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:44:49 No.15313681 >>15313668 What if she just cleaned the car?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:45:39 No.15313685 >>15313668 That...sounds like a god-tier weekend. Why has no one drawn an Anubis in a sundress yet? It's a travesty.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:45:40 No.15313686

>>15313653
1. Regular cargo pants are baggy jeans. They only started making them in other materials during the 90's craze.
2. I have put them over boots before, during that regrettable 90's craze.
You could also go with bell bottoms. They just have to point their foot down to squeeze through the skinny part.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:46:56 No.15313690 >>15313644 Who does that snotty kitsune think she is, harassing students like that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:49:48 No.15313694 >>15313668 >Letting your SO drive your baby >Letting them redline it >Scratching up the hood >Using British terms Immersion murdered like a ten dollar whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:50:38 No.15313697 File: 140 KB, 1000x1300, 1458138855479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313690 Lick that boot, citizen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:50:42 No.15313698 >>15313660 Anon I highly doubt he's talking about THE order and its not just some dictatorish armband to signify she's in the student council.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:51:20 No.15313702 >>15313644 Oh shit.Looks like the deliquent VS council battle is going to start soon. Where my bets at?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:51:38 No.15313703 >>15313644 >sixfingers.png

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:52:27 No.15313706 >>15313697 I'm not licking sweaty granny feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:54:55 No.15313712 >>15313644 Anego's been liftin'

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:56:26 No.15313715 >>15313703 >confusing collar trim for an extra finger

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:57:19 No.15313718 >>15313644 I like that fox.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:57:58 No.15313720 >>15310174 We get it, you like Ran, but she has her own thread (probably) like the rest of the 2hus It becomes pretty obvious that all the Ran pictures are from you if you post the same character drawn by the same artist over and over.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 21:59:04 No.15313722

>>15313679
If femininity is shown by them, it becomes even more beautiful and lovely because of the constrast to their usual demeanor.
Also, tomboys are more relatable, I suppose. Easier to connect and share interests in, on account of them not acting like a typical girl.

>>15313681
Getting it dirty by making love on/in it is actually a sexual taboo for her. She knows she shouldn't, but doing it anyway just gets her so hot.

>>15313685
Point me to an artist/artists you might like who're taking commissions. I Might commission it.

>>15313694
She's got more than one restored car. She keeps her one, true pride and joy safe under a tarp, but with that exception, she believes a car is meant to be driven and experienced to its full potential. Not used as a simple form of transit like an old woman might.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:00:19 No.15313726 >>15313720 >Don't post monster girls in the monster girl thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:00:24 No.15313728 >>15313720 Are you telling me to fuck off? Just say it man, I won't cry if you do, we are all grownups here. I will

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:00:24 No.15313729 >>15313720 I've actually posted three or four Ran pictures in recent times too. So it's not just them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:02:32 No.15313736 dragons want to ________ and _______ with ____

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:03:26 No.15313740 >>15313726 Don't be an ass, anon. We all know 2hus already get 20-some threads on this board while we only have one we have to wait to fall off the board. It's understandable anons don't want a remotely high concentration of them here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:04:11 No.15313741 >>15313736 >cuddle >marry >their little brother

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:05:59 No.15313747 Dragons bully and steal from the weak because they know they can't win in a fair fight!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:06:04 No.15313748 >>15313741 >dragons want to CUDDLE and MARRY with THEIR LITTLE BROTHER So... dragons want to have a threesome marriage where she and her little brother become waifus of someone?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:06:43 No.15313750 >>15313736 >get pregnant >filled with eggs >spiders ovipositor

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:07:19 No.15313752 >>15313736 >Shitpost >Troll >Their feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:08:02 No.15313754 >>15313752 What dragon girl has the best feet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:08:41 No.15313755 >>15313754 Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:09:08 No.15313757 MILF Dragons are for _____

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:09:42 No.15313758 >>15313757 Admiring lip and breast beauty moles.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:10:02 No.15313759 >>15313757 worship

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:11:56 No.15313764 >>15313736 >be strong >protective >love And this is why I love them

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:14:40 No.15313769 >>15313758 >"beauty" moles Ew, no thanks. Those things are literally (occasionally a sign of skin) cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:15:37 No.15313772 >>15313757 Being hitted on while dating her daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:17:06 No.15313777 File: 644 KB, 688x875, 47451217_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313720 They're not the only Ranposter you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:18:56 No.15313781 >>15313777 Her hat looks like a diaper. Also, making Reimu fall asleep in her mofu like that is lewd. Does that fox want to get that girl addicted to the scent of her tails?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:18:59 No.15313782 >>15313769 >moles = cancer Know how I know you don't know what either melanoma OR moles are?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:19:55 No.15313787 >>15313769 >he doesn't like beauty moles I had to scroll up and make sure I wasn't on /v/ for a second, good job.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:20:43 No.15313791 >>15313759 >>15313758 >>15313772 But which flavor of dragon is the strongest MILF?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:23:07 No.15313799 >>15313791 Those fucking albino ones. Jesus they are hard to resist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:23:36 No.15313800 >>15313791 I'd say Jabberwock but they work better as oneesans. And oneesans can't be milfs right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:25:22 No.15313806 >>15313644 >Thick >Long skirt >Those band-aids on the fingers Delinquent Hellhound-sempai is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:25:32 No.15313809 >>15313791 Red or white. Occasionally silver.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:25:43 No.15313810 >>15313791 I would also say Ryus, but the only future for them is cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:27:09 No.15313813 >>15313781 It's called a pillow hat! And she doesn't "make" anyone fall asleep there. They do it of their own accord.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:27:42 No.15313816 >>15313810 OOOOOOOOOH Someone get the Ryus down to the emergency burn ward!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:28:10 No.15313817 File: 340 KB, 600x800, 4115610_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:28:37 No.15313819 >>15313720 even if the mods put us here, when its all said and done we are in a touhou board im just saying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:29:50 No.15313824 >>15313810 Are you referring to them becoming Christmas Cakes, or are you referring to them spending their nights eating cake and ice cream and being fat lonely dragons? It works either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:30:31 No.15313825 >>15313819 >us Speak for yourself fag, I lost all my monstergirls in a tragic boating accident.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:30:32 No.15313826 >>15313824 I'd a fat, lonely dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:30:41 No.15313828 >>15313813 Reimu probably sleeps in Ran's tails because the rent is cheaper than for an apartment, and her shrine is too impoverished and run-down to be comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:31:30 No.15313830 >>15313826 She's a fat old hag, you can do better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:32:11 No.15313832 >>15313816 They can heal those burns using their own lonely tears. >>15313824 They become cakes and them eat until they can't anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:32:29 No.15313833 >>15313817 Jinkuro is a fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:33:10 No.15313834 >>15313830 So....a fat young NEET?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:33:32 No.15313836 >>15313833 Yeah, but a sexy one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:35:00 No.15313840 >>15313834 Oh, so now you're just gonna leave the christmas cake ryu lonely for the rest of her life? Abandon her like that? Some guy you are. Now she'll spend her evenings with two tubs of ice cream thanks to you.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:37:21 No.15313846

>>15313840
No, I was just asking what the Anon wanted me to take.
I'm not going to be leaving the ryu, although she can still have the ice cream if she wants.

We can just relax and watch a Nicolas Cage movie.

Wrapping me up may or may not be mandatory

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:37:32 No.15313847 >>15313836 Kongiku is the fox m8. Jinkuro is the guy possessing the human girl for the entirety of that route in the game. It's a long story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:38:17 No.15313849 >>15313847 >Kongiku is the fox m8. O-oh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:39:30 No.15313856 >>15313846 Oh god, you're not going to let yourself be wrapped by those old and soft scales are you? What if she cries and doesn't let you go because she fears being alone again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:40:39 No.15313860 File: 617 KB, 1200x899, 5ec460ed4d0a404a0fb03a85ff8f909e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313828 I wouldn't doubt it. Plus, I doubt you're going to find a comfier bed anywhere else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:41:30 No.15313863 >>15313856 Of course I'll let myself be wrapped up, it's what I do. And if she doesn't want to let me go then I'll have to at least request we move to the bed so that we can be comfier there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:43:37 No.15313871 >>15313846 That sounds incredibly comfortable. You better spoil that girl and make her happy over the fact someone like her could somehow get someone like you. She likes sweets incase you couldn't tell.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:44:50 No.15313874 >>15313863 I bet you're even ready to unleash years and years of sexual frustration on yourself by gently carresing that pure and untouched reversed scale. That's nasty, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:46:24 No.15313876 >>15313871 Obviously. I'll take her out on dates, take her to put on cute outfits at the mall, and cuddle her after a long day at the shrine. And she'll get all the sweets she could ever want. >>15313874 Only with her consent

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:47:55 No.15313879 >>15313876 >take her to put on cute outfits at the mall They won't fit and then you'll make her cry. Good job, how will you fix that problem? With cuddling?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:49:01 No.15313883 File: 578 KB, 850x1201, Sample_9125e8607199bf99f69e63fe2ff1faff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] woof

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:50:05 No.15313885 File: 450 KB, 1000x903, 1adda03905e1ca43275d6ead7821684a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313883 nya

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:50:15 No.15313886 >>15313883 A true diamond dog

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:50:17 No.15313887 >>15313809 >>15313799 >White Dragons >Anything but dumb beasts

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:50:35 No.15313888 >>15313883 When are we going to ally with /k/ to enter Wonderland and hunt all these bitches?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:50:38 No.15313889

>>15313876
Consent?
I bet she will even beg you to do it. She will wrap herself around you and softly whispers how much she has waited for a guy like you to come. Hell, I bet she would even hold your hands and slowly drift them in the direction of her scale.

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:51:04 No.15313890

>>15313879
That and some pudding.
Maybe by secretly placing a custom order for her so she can get the clothes she liked in a size that fits.

Not that I wouldn't mind her wearing a too small pair of clothes that digs into her hips and has her breasts threatening to burst from her top at any moment

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:52:11 No.15313893 >>15313889 Then I'm going to pull her tight, place a kiss on her lips, and press the scale. May my pelvis be blessed by the gods because it's going to shatter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:52:42 No.15313895 File: 2.11 MB, 1249x939, slime time live.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313888 Reporting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:53:10 No.15313896 Gas the Tanukis race war now

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:55:02 No.15313902 >>15313896 No! They're our greatest allies!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:55:56 No.15313908 >>15313896 But Tanukis are cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:56:58 No.15313912 >>15313252 I thought I told you to stop calling me fagboy!

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 22:58:45 No.15313917

>>15313887
>>15313887
No. White Dragons are graceful and smart beings that are shy because old tales say that they destroy everything and bring forth the end of the world.
But in truth, they just want to protect themselves and be loved. You should try to talk with one, they are extremely cute.

>>15313893
Oh don't you worry, that old hag doesn't have the strenght to even break a pelvis. Even if she did, she would be extremely careful while discharging all that sexual tension upon you.
After all, you're the only one who came for her, and who know if she is ever going to get another chance considering how things are going.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:00:30 No.15313927 >>15313917 That's fine then. Gonna spoil her with sweets, gonna give her all the kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:00:36 No.15313928 >>15313917 >Wanting to talk to a mohawk lizard

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:02:02 No.15313934 >>15313902 That's what we want them to believe! Boyim revolt now!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:05:10 No.15313942 >>15313934 Please, they've been unjustly persecuted for many years. What wrong have they done, other then be successful?

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:07:53 No.15313950

>>15313927
I hope you are ready to teach her how to properly be a parent, Anon. Because she has no idea since she spent all her life dreaming about a boy and eating ice cream.

>>15313928
>mohawk lizard
I'm not sure what kind of whitey you saw, but if she had a mohawk then she must've been a... uhm... pretty different dragon.

Also just discoverred that White Dragon is a sex thing. Really weird sex thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:10:06 No.15313964 >>15313950 http://i.imgur.com/cA8I5Yl.jpg >He doesn't know about the retarded head crest

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:11:37 No.15313972 >Etrian Odyssey General is having a big conversation about monstergirls >We're mentioned multiple times during the course of it It's like watching TV of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:12:20 No.15313974 >>15313950 Don't worry, she'll learn to be a proper parent if it's the last hing I do. I may need to stop her from spoiling the kids too much though, just because she can eat all the ice cream she wants doesn't mean they can.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:13:35 No.15313978 >>15313972 Isn't that the place that defended the trainwreck that's EOU2?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:13:39 No.15313980 File: 157 KB, 474x309, dorks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15313972 >the exodus was 2 years ago Hello darkness my old friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:16:06 No.15313987 >>15313978 I don't know. It's a thread about EO. I've seen people dismiss the Untold games as a whole over there, and people who say they like it. What don't you like about EOU2, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:18:31 No.15313997 >>15313980 >>15313972 >>15313978 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:19:20 No.15314002 >>15313987 >What don't you like about EOU2, anyway? DLC, shit story in a game that's supposed to be old school imagination, and every boss is a damage sponge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:19:22 No.15314003 File: 331 KB, 1000x553, Unicorn is the far more dangerous one.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You better be careful anon...who knows what predators stalk the MGC bars.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:21:09 No.15314011 >>15314003 luck me I'm not a shota so I have a higher chance of survival

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:21:15 No.15314012 >>15314003 Isn't Hakutaku-sensei supposed to be grading my paper? What the hell is she doing here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:21:53 No.15314015 >>15314003 Drunk monster girls are the best! DRUNK MONSTER GIRLS ARE THE BEST!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:22:12 No.15314016 >>15313972 It's just so weird when outsiders acknowledge our existence, even if most of it is ragging on us.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:23:24 No.15314021 >>15314003 Give me the dragon killer. I'm feeling dangerous tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:23:31 No.15314022 >>15314003 monsters girls won't want a Christmas cake like me anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:25:00 No.15314028 >>15314012 Teaching is a stressful job.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:25:13 No.15314029 >>15313972 I'm surprised people are aware of our existence.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:26:11 No.15314031 >>15314028 I don't care! I'm gonna chastise her about it! The sooner she gets it done the sooner she can have fun!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:26:59 No.15314034 >>15314015 But that Unicorn is the sober driver.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:27:25 No.15314035 >>15314031 Look, she needs some time to cool down after seeing your damn cute face every fucking day!

Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:29:23 No.15314039
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>>15314002
Yeah, fair enough. DLC is tragically the norm these days. I think of the 12 or so which EOU2 had, three of them were paid, and were just for the easy rare ingredients/money.
The story isn't great, because it's still limited by the whole structure of the original EO2's necessary barebones story, but at least it was an improvement on EOU. And hey, the story mode is completely optional too. Classic mode exists, and you can 100% the game like that, unlike in EOU.
Bosses are damage sponges, but I think the real bullshit comes from FOEs. They might have less HP, but proportionately speaking for what they should be, the FOEs in EOU2 have way to much HP. Bosses are fine by comparison, save for the dragons. And that's because of the addition of that goddamn core mechanic they have.

Game's still great though. Improvement on EO2 in basically every way.

>>15314016
The Etrian General isn't really ragging on us. Just some people explaining the history of these threads and /mggg/ on 4chan, and people debating monstergirls themselves. We're just mentioned in passing.

Considering Barb drew this, you have to wonder if he visits that place too. The girl on the left is basically a necromancer elf character you'll be able to play as in the newly announced, yet to come out game.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:31:20 No.15314047 >>15314041 A-are you okay there?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:32:11 No.15314049 >>15314039 I meant most of the other times we get directly namedropped, it's some /jp/sie that doesn't like us.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:32:45 No.15314050 >>15314039 >explaining the history of these threads and /mgg/ on 4chan Was there Waterworld? There should have been Waterworld.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:35:24 No.15314055 >>15314050 There was no Waterworld posted. I'm afraid. It was a general recent history of /mgqg/'s change into /mggg/, with our own split from /a/ to here mentioned for context.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:36:19 No.15314057 File: 416 KB, 1200x804, perhapsyoumaightbeinterestedinDeadSeaTupperware.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15311993 >>15312004 >>15312018

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:38:29 No.15314062 >>15314057 Oh my

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:38:36 No.15314063 >>15314057 O-oh my. What would she give me for my hand in marriage?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:38:37 No.15314064 >>15314039 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:40:11 No.15314069 >>15314057 Look at the size of those things. I wonder how much they cost.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:41:35 No.15314073 >>15314069 lots!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:42:48 No.15314077 >>15314057 Normally I don't like Tanuki, but I think I can make an exception here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:43:24 No.15314079 >>15314069 They required her to import a lot of holst milk from the north so quite a bit. I imagine that the buying price is that you become her husband. Better be quick though, a nearby camel salesman will be making a move soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:44:22 No.15314085 >>15314057 What will it take for her to just give me a decent price for once?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:44:39 No.15314088 >>15314079 >a nearby camel salesman will be making a move soon >Implying even a desperate monstergirl would marry Crazy Hassan

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:44:42 No.15314089 >>15314057 >a Desert Tanuki will never propose to you by forcing you to retrieve a ring from her cleavage

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:45:44 No.15314092 >>15313980 >Kevin-kun said “you will never see Miia tenderly loved" >And yet, we now have one of the most devoted waifufags tenderly loving her and keeping her in his thoughts every day Monster Girl Thread has changed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:46:48 No.15314095 >>15314088 Oh please, he's not going for her hand, he's going to make her an offer she can't refuse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:50:06 No.15314104 >>15313833 Just assume he's plowing them both by the end.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:51:44 No.15314115 Goodnight /mgt/. Remember to properly cuddle your waifu so her monster parts doesn't get uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:53:12 No.15314123 >>15314115 A.D.I.D.A.S, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:53:49 No.15314125 >>15314057 LATENIGHT YOU BASED BASTARD

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:55:33 No.15314136 >>15314057 Your hatching technique is superb.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:55:41 No.15314137 >>15314092 No, Anon War has changed

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 29, 2016 23:56:25 No.15314139 >>15314057 I want to supply the desert tanuki with all the goods I find from the dungeons I venture into. I want to give her a ring that she lost years ago when she first tried her hand at adventuring before giving it up to run an item shop

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:05:24 No.15314166 >>15314092 I was just as devoted then anon, i just had no money to show it

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:06:20 No.15314168 >>15314139 >That spoiler Don't be surprised if she hurls herself at you and buries her face in your chest while sobbing. There's no way she wouldn't become your wife after that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:07:21 No.15314170 >>15314166 >I was just as devoted then anon, i just had no money to show it Wait a minute. Are you implying what I think you're implying? Is Kevin Miiafag?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:07:40 No.15314175 >>15313350 id work for her,whoever is her current butler is terrible. no fork for cake no space to put plate down so she can have tea. no goddamn napkin. this is a travesty. i bet that pillow is all lumpy too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:09:32 No.15314182 >>15314168 I'd be more than willing to accept that fate and give up my life of adventuring to run the store beside her. That and possibly because of any injuries sustained getting that ring. Maybe an eye patch or missing limb to represent this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:10:48 No.15314186 >>15314170 I'm sorry anon, i wasn't Kevin poster, just an admirer

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:13:59 No.15314200 >>15314186 Okay, well that settles that mystery.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:21:47 No.15314227 >>15314175 >i bet that pillow is all lumpy too. Anon, that's her tail. You dare refer to The Young Miss's tail as "lumpy?" After having the nerve to speak down on the work of another? For shame.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:27:04 No.15314249

>>15314227
oh good lord. that's her tail?! well that does it. im killing her tail brusher too. if that expression on her face is anything to go by she thinks this level or care is proper for a girl of her standing. god, i bet there isnt even a kikomora in this household..and if there is so help me there will be a browbeating!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:30:02 No.15314262 >>15314249 I can only hear this coming out a gruff, grey haired man with a finely groomed beard. Also known as a kikimora's wet dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:31:11 No.15314268 >>15314115 My waifu is a Kitsune, so typically her monster parts are cuddling me.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:31:46 No.15314272

>>15314249
I understand the sentiment, but if you didn't recognize that as a tail you need to either go on some kind of butler training arc or adjust your monitor's color settings. Or both. Your heart is in the right place but your demeanor isn't quite right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:40:57 No.15314299 File: 219 KB, 572x472, anon walks in.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monster girl would be the best to go to the bar with and why is it genki succubus?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:42:59 No.15314306 >>15314299 One that doesn't mind that I don't drink, because I don't drink.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:47:01 No.15314321
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>>15314299
I wanna go to a bar with an overstressed/worked, depressed snek and talk about our problems, finding comfort in each other's experiences and that we aren't alone in this world, all while getting more drunk and personal with our stories until we just end up heading back to one of our apartments and just cuddling until we both fall asleep.. I need to find someone to hold me.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:47:32 No.15314323

>>15314262
i may be a bit old..what of it?
>>15314272
whats left of that tail is a lump of matted fur and regret. there isnt even a glossy shine to it! in my day we wouldn't even go out raiding unless the commanders tail shone with elegance! all five of them! and you have the audacity to consider that normal?! the quality of servants these days..

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:47:42 No.15314324 >>15314299 That salamander on leave from the army! You can get her drunk, listen to war stories and "beat" her at arm wrestling!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:49:14 No.15314329 >>15314299 Something something hinezumi, something something fired up, something something pork in bed. Someone fill in the rest for me, I'm not feeling creative right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:49:28 No.15314332 >>15314321 Overworked monster girls are great, especially for healing. Shame there's only one story about it, at least it's good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:50:29 No.15314334 >>15314332 Care to share this tale with a sad Anon, friend?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:55:28 No.15314355 >>15314334 It's part of a series, but this chapter had the most cutesy "making a stressed office monster girl feel better" parts http://pastebin.com/7PSEctpr

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:56:47 No.15314360

>>15314323
You misunderstand, sir. Your indignity is fine, and the care being given is not up to par. However, you seem to be having some trouble with the Queen's English and murder for poor performance is hardly becoming. Remember, a good servant is as concerned with their own poise as they are their master's.

That said, her current caretaker likely is a slovenly cur.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:56:49 No.15314362 >>15314299 You're waifu, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:56:55 No.15314363 >>15314003 I'm gonna get so drunk I won't be able to tell apart an alp from a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:57:02 No.15314364 >>15314334 Check out Falling Leaves. That's a good overworked MG story.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 00:59:17 No.15314369 I would like a Red and blue golem that can turn into a truck

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:00:05 No.15314375 >>15314364 >>15314355 Thank you Anons, I may just feel a bit of happiness today.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:01:05 No.15314379 >>15314375 Tell us how you feel once you've read them and what you think.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:01:44 No.15314384 http://pastebin.com/qnVmbJsN Dracolich, Update line 308. Just a little yammering and gearing up before they leave. Comments and criticisms are greatly appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:04:20 No.15314395 >>15314379 Oh no. Does it turn out sad? Or is it a bittersweet sorta thing? Because I don't mind the latter, but the former I don't want.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:07:08 No.15314407 >>15314395 Falling Leaves is a happy one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:10:40 No.15314424 >>15314384 Nice, I'll check it later.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:14:18 No.15314436 >>15314384 >Undead musclegirl Dragon with a fuckhuge weapon Hnnngh

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:14:54 No.15314437 >>15314395 The one I linked to is happy. I was just asking because I hoped you'd feel better after reading it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:17:12 No.15314441 >>15314437 Oh ok, thank you. I just get suspicious when people say something like that.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:18:24 No.15314445

>>15314360
bah. in my day lackluster performance like that WAS a killing offense. granted, Milady did have a taste for livers..that may have had something to do with it...and as for the "Queens English"...when everyone around you speaks Zip you tend to let it go. besides, speaking proper English is very bad form when you're working for a brigand. immersion is a very important thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:41:59 No.15314496 >>15314057 I'm going to haggle with that Desert Nook!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:44:42 No.15314502 I will teach a wurm the dim mak.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:45:30 No.15314505 >>15314057 >"You there! Human! I have a magical scarf in my possession, for a handsome man like you, I'll offer it at a discount. Yes it would suit you well I think~"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:45:46 No.15314507 /fit/ Glacies and Yukionna in spats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:45:57 No.15314509 >>15314496 Would you be haggling how many children you want? Who would go higher?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:53:29 No.15314537 >>15314509 You'll be roped into a contract where you'll have to give her one baby every year. So many Desert Raccoons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:55:33 No.15314540 What's the weirdest thing you've heard? and what monster would say it?

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:56:44 No.15314544

Daily reminder that the ONLY good Monstergirls are the all-humanoid ones like slimegirls. They are the only good things to come out of this god-awful memefad.

Slimegirls and other humanoids shouldn't even be considered monstergirls, really. I'm not getting associated with your kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:57:43 No.15314548 >>15314544 too much salt in that bait

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:58:33 No.15314550 >>15314548 >Getting mad at the truth

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 01:59:56 No.15314554 >>15314544 Write more soup kitchen smut.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:00:55 No.15314558 >>15314540 >"You, my friend do not appreciate granola!" Fruit loving monsters I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:02:22 No.15314564 >>15314544 meh, I got here via the succubus demons and corruption are kinda my thing

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:02:27 No.15314565 File: 98 KB, 544x626, [whoahoahs internally].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15314544 >slimegirls on par with lamias desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:03:30 No.15314571 >>15314565 What is that on his forehead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:04:01 No.15314573 Man MamanoMore's stories are fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:04:02 No.15314574 >>15314505 >magical scarf This has me wondering what MG Jack and the Beanstalk would look like. Would there be a gigantic troll growing food in the sky? >FE FI FO FUM, I SMELL THE CUM OF AN ENGLISHMAN!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:05:05 No.15314580 >>15314564 >I got here via the succubus For some reason this makes me imagine a sort of bus full of succubi A magic schoolbus but full of rape if you will

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:06:51 No.15314588

>>15314564
>meh, I got here via the succubus

Another being that shouldn't even considered a monstergirl.

I don't want to say that I'm a fan of slimegirls, succubi, and dragongirls and worry about people calling me one of you. Same goes for kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:07:02 No.15314589 >>15314580 >magic schoolbus but full of rape There is something horribly wrong with that image.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:07:32 No.15314594 >>15314571 Bits of metal and loli bone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:08:47 No.15314599 >>15314588 I don't exactly think succubi are classified as monster girls regularly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:08:53 No.15314600 >>15314574 The Troll turns out to be nice, and makes delicious pies!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:10:48 No.15314608 >>15314589 Ms frizzle was always suspicious to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:12:34 No.15314617 >>15314558 >No kitsune that shouts it at people that diss granola.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:20:11 No.15314649 >>15314537 I'd do that. We'd have lots of little sand raccoons to work in the shop and care for. The real question would be if I could keep the wife from working too hard while pregnant... And dear god, the titties that she would have.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:20:33 No.15314651 What if...Snowworm?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:22:40 No.15314662 >>15314651 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_worm

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:23:25 No.15314663 >>15314651 A white scaled Wurm... Accustomed to cold climates...?! Yes. I would VERY much love this. PRINT IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:26:49 No.15314678 >>15314663 See, I thought arctic sandworm. She'd be the toastiest and yeti's biggest rival.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:38:04 No.15314710 >>15314678 We she be wooly on the outside instead of covered in scales?

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:40:05 No.15314716

>>15314540
I don't remember the exact wording, but one time when I visited DC a hobo approached my family and ranted about going to a place called "Sugartown" which to this day I assume was a crackhouse.
I don't remember it very well because while my family just kind of stood there I was already halfway across the street.
So I dunno, a drunk Baphomet? The Sabbath are basically crack peddlers with the whole Cult thing on top of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:47:37 No.15314732 >>15314716 >Not knowing the ultimate hobo song of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tnCBbT_Fj8

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:50:58 No.15314740

>>15314710
Wool doesn't work well for something that burrows the way a sandworm does. Maybe a ring around the neck just for aesthetics? Really I just imagine her sitting near the surface with her maw vertical and open, luring in lost travelers with the promise of a hot spring only to gobble them up.

Also, built in hot tub. Yes.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:54:32 No.15314745

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead please remember to keep your waifu properly hydrated as summer comes upon us.

No, not THAT hydration, the normal one.

>>15314740
A warm pocked where they melt ice they consume and heat it up to comfy levels?

Sounds nice.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:56:49 No.15314747

>>15314745
>A warm pocked where they melt ice they consume and heat it up to comfy levels?
Yes. I imagine it'd be a nice napping spot dry too, with a warm blanket and a waifu to cuddle next to. Also she can make bubbles by blowing into said pocket. This requires the grill part of the worm to make blowing noises with her lips because cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:58:38 No.15314752 >>15314540 "In my country we would have beaten you with stick!" Amazon I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 02:59:09 No.15314753 >>15314747 The comfiest home of flesh one can make. Does the girl bit have a scarf looking thing about her neck that serves no real purpose but to be wrapped around her husband's neck so he can stay close?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 03:01:35 No.15314759 >>15314753 Either that or a whiskey dispenser around her neck (or in her breasts) like one of those rescue dogs. Personal preference?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 03:03:44 No.15314761 >>15314759 The scarf. I'm not a huge drinker. Besides, it would mesh nicely with the fluffy ring wound her outer form's neck.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 03:49:28 No.15314807

>Have Arachne wife
>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.

With only 25 cents a day you can help fund the research to cure Spontaneous Humanization Disorder and prevent a scenario like above from happening to your waifu. Donate now and get a complimentary mug and shirt

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 03:51:52 No.15314812 >>15314807 No.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 03:54:52 No.15314816

>>15314807
This "what if monstergirls turned back into humans" thing you've done the last couple of threads is stupid as fuck man. Especially considering how many monsters can disguise themselves as human. Fun fact, one of them is the Nightrape Arachne.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 03:57:11 No.15314820 File: 704 KB, 738x1100, Jorougumo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15314816 You mean the Best Arachne?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:03:11 No.15314831 >>15314820 Why I thought that went without saying, good sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:03:44 No.15314832 Her being a monster does not change the fact that incest is wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:04:04 No.15314833 >>15314807 >edgie Nah. You're a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:05:01 No.15314834 >>15314807 >all of this Stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:05:36 No.15314836 File: 220 KB, 797x334, 1462655612966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15314832 >implying

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:09:33 No.15314840 >>15314832 But onee-san knows what's best for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:11:06 No.15314844 >>15314832 I don't care, I'm going to keep fucking my daughteru anyway!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:12:35 No.15314847 >>15314840 And she should know what is best is not raping her brother

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:13:01 No.15314848 >>15314840 >onee-san I wish this meme would go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:15:40 No.15314854 >>15314848 Is there any meme you don't want to go away? I mean seriously. As soon as there is something even semi-regular there are people coming out saying that they don’t want it. Can we have anything that we can joke about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:18:04 No.15314860 >>15314854 >Can we have anything that we can joke about? Where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:19:41 No.15314865 >>15314860 I hate that you’re right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:20:42 No.15314867 >>15314847 But how else will he know about her love?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:22:13 No.15314876 >>15314867 by ensuring the love is consensual

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:24:40 No.15314882 >>15314876 Oh, trust me. She will make you come to her. She will merely… present herself to you.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:27:37 No.15314887
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Know it's off topic, but what are good programs for leaning to use a drawing tablet? Already have some practice with drawing, though I haven't done it in a while. I just trust your opinions more than some board that will likely tell me to git gud.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:31:04 No.15314895 >>15314887 Not an artist but as far as I can tell, pretty much everyone uses illustrator and spends a shit ton of time on their technique as well as custom brushes and pallets. Like they'd shank a bitch if they lost their custom brush settings.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:34:37 No.15314902 File: 1.23 MB, 1280x1126, overhype gazer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has this been posted? Honestly haven't seen. >it indeed was and I get autistic hate Words can't hurt me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:40:51 No.15314919 >>15314902 It was in the thread before this one. I was the one who said I've got you in my sights

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:47:09 No.15314932

>Get your TEFL certificate
>Get hired to teach in another country
>No one told you it was an all girls school
>Or that 99% of the girls were monster girls
>As well as the faculty
>The Manticore gym teacher doesn't speak a word of English, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that she's got her sights set on you
>This is going to be a long year

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:47:11 No.15314933 >>15314895 Thanks, I'll be sure to check that out right away.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 04:52:10 No.15314943 >>15314932 >You'll never hear the broken English from all your students >You'll never admit that the one that could communicate the best was the local Wurm with "Yes", "No" and "Cookie"

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:02:28 No.15314963
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>>15314943
Hey, sometimes the simplest methods are the most effective.

And I lost the pic of all the monster girl students lusting after the teacher. Anyone want to hook me up?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:02:56 No.15314964 >>15314057 Are all Desert Monster Girls this deliciously thick?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:08:53 No.15314976 File: 1.93 MB, 1462x2000, 8ImMOqs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15314964 If they aren't, just pamper them like the desert queens they are until desired thickness is reached.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:11:36 No.15314983 File: 530 KB, 1200x2000, 1449424965809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15314963 I don't have that one, have this one instead.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:20:12 No.15314998
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>>15314976
Pampering the Anubis High Priestess is hard work. She needs the full treatment, make-up, claw manicure, paw rub and oil massage to perform her magic rituals with dignity and grace for the day.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:25:45 No.15315006

>>15314998
Religious servants are always busy.

The Cat temples of Bast need scratching post replacements, food and catnip preparation, and the 'Daughters of Bast' need patting.

Then there's the Hathorites, all those heavy breasts, laden with milk, needing their teats massaged. Taking your daily milk is compulsory.

Many more of those weird desert-area religious cults too, like the mysterious Cults of the Serpent. Always headed by an Apophis of great dark power.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:40:08 No.15315036 File: 272 KB, 1081x707, 022a0d0488ee82ecdb3b7fdc1e6b2109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315006 Bast doesn't sound so bad really.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:49:19 No.15315057 >>15314976 We can go bigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 05:54:37 No.15315067 File: 275 KB, 812x578, 1428366939768.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15314057 GAWD DAYUM LOOK AT DOSE WARES!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:02:29 No.15315077 >>15313535 What song would engie Anubutt sing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:03:24 No.15315079 >>15315067 You're not going to fall for those trinkets and baubles she's selling just because she's a stacked raccoon are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:03:52 No.15315080 >>15315077 One piece at a time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:17:20 No.15315117 God I really hate Elves

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:19:06 No.15315121 >>15315117 Me too, I want to get married to one so I can be all like "HA you fell in love with a human!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:25:21 No.15315137 I would like a golem that gets exited about machinery.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:30:16 No.15315155 File: 1.64 MB, 1131x1600, tumblr_o7ydxe47F01sr3vxbo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone commissioned Magnifire to do a MGE Bubble Slime, don't think I've ever seen art of her before.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:31:04 No.15315162 >>15315137 >tfw you'll never build muscle cars with a Golem

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:33:52 No.15315167 File: 122 KB, 1280x720, 1464602913271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315117 Elves are shit, remove all elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:34:58 No.15315171 >>15315167 She's not even a real elf, she's a filthy half elf. That's even worse because it means that one of her parents chose to mate with an inferior race.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:37:57 No.15315185 >>15315167 In reality I love elves more than anything but I just can't tell em

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:40:56 No.15315196 >>15315167 No

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:54:05 No.15315218 >>15315155 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:57:24 No.15315230 >>15315167 >>15315171 The ending, man. >Oh never close your eyes >Searching for a true fate >I keep endlessly pursuing the warmth that vanished

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 06:57:36 No.15315231 File: 67 KB, 640x362, oni hugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good for the kinks in your back

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 07:08:05 No.15315269 >>15314057 I'm eight hours late, but I just wanted to say I loved you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 08:03:48 No.15315421 Brownies Brownies made for you Brownies made for you by the hellhound delinquent

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 08:51:14 No.15315517 http://pastebin.com/mS8VaWQy 1st person story about a MacDonalds worker being raped by a gazer

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 08:56:51 No.15315536 >>15315517 Should've sold more burgers. I bet MGs macdonalds would have a cum burguer in the menu

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:03:48 No.15315565 >>15315536 I want to walk in and see a Pharaoh working in McDonalds. She's smiling but she's dead inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:06:39 No.15315572 >>15314807 >>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably This line here is where you call the lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:07:18 No.15315576 >>15315565 For what purpose

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:09:28 No.15315586 File: 161 KB, 563x837, BIG BIRTHING HIPS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW the first thing to come to mind reading up earlier in the thread and seeing MILF Red Dragons

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:10:40 No.15315593 >>15315576 Because I want to see haughty monster girls work in fast food joints. There's a former Elf princess mopping the floor too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:11:23 No.15315596 >>15315565 She needs some healing. I would love to see a macfonalds full of high class MGs working on it. You would be able to taste the sadness in those burgers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:13:44 No.15315604 >>15315593 What are you, some kind of sadist?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:15:24 No.15315610 >>15314902 >I get autistic hate Well you sound kind of up yourself. Who are you, that you are so important as to deserve "autistic hate" for merely re-posting an image?

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:15:39 No.15315611

>>15315565
>Pharaoh working in McDonalds
>The manager is an Apophis who keeps setting awful shifts for her and always giving her the worst jobs
>The Apophis is actually overqualified and could easily be an executive but she just wants to make her rival's life hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:17:10 No.15315615 >>15315610 Probs Shoggy and his victim complex

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:22:58 No.15315640
File: 91 KB, 419x500, Gnome_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>I am the trees. A boa of moss hangs about my shoulders. I feel the intricate genius of the lianas, the giant timeless wisdom of.. the redwoods?
>But how far away is the nearest redwood? How far am I reaching? Not Northern California? Surely I...
>...am withering with a yellow arctic poppy, up on the slope of Alaska. So Cold. So..
>I drift with the seaweed off Samoa.
>Somewhere in Russia I incline toward the Sun as a field of sighing Gold, and I...
>...feel the chrome dustiness of Australia, the teeming undergrowth...
>of Africa
Binding with Gnomes is fucking trippy, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:25:56 No.15315645 >>15315640 https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464608294356.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:33:39 No.15315669 File: 32 KB, 234x167, 1460173107569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to squeeze my mindflayer choldhood friend's chest to my face as her tentacles violate my brain and make me cum endlessly without any stimulation!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:36:12 No.15315672 >>15315669 I wish I had a Mindflayer waifu that didn't fuck with my brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:37:33 No.15315677 >>15315672 I don't want her to fuck with my brain, I want her to plain fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:38:56 No.15315679 >>15315645 Dafuq was that!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:40:56 No.15315682 >>15315679 Africa.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:41:32 No.15315686 >>15315604 A little. >>15315611 Hmm yes perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:41:57 No.15315688 >>15315672 She's not fucking with it. She's fixing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:42:56 No.15315691 >>15315682 I was expecting sex with a Raiju but I guess it could Africa

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:49:28 No.15315706 >>15315688 I'd rather have her just fake the sensations of her tentacles reaming my sensitive throughtpussy instead of changing anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:52:15 No.15315709 >>15315688 I'm fine with mind reading since I don't think much but I don't want a brainfucking

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 09:53:12 No.15315711 >>15313169 I'd rather go to akun than /qst/

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:02:48 No.15315730 >>15315669 I'm going to shove a mindflayer tentacle in my mouth and scram "Do it"!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:05:08 No.15315734 Jesus christ centipedes are creepy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:07:40 No.15315740 >>15315730 >in my mouth >not in your ear For what purpose? Do you really want to fellate it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:09:28 No.15315745 >>15315740 How would she react to it if that was the case though

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:10:47 No.15315748 Daily reminder that the human head wasn't designed to be fucked by mind-altering tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:12:49 No.15315751 >>15315730 >huhhh >of course >must protect the lord's new utopia >one more mind amongst foundations makes little difference

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:13:53 No.15315753 >>15315748 The female anus, mouth, armpit and navel weren't designed to be fucked by dicks either, and yet here we are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:15:42 No.15315757 >>15315745 I bet she'd shyly extend her tendrils from their protective sheath and see if you're for real. I hope you wouldn't bite them! That would be extremely painful and possibly traumatizing for her!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:16:52 No.15315759 >>15315757 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:17:18 No.15315761 >>15315753 Don't forget the big toe

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:18:20 No.15315767 >>15315753 What do you even know? the female body was made for lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:18:20 No.15315768 >>15315759 For you

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:19:07 No.15315771 >>15315757 I'm going to ferociously lick it until she can't handle it anymore. The I'll assualt her squidy legs by biting and smelling them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:19:30 No.15315772 >>15315759 You shouldn't bite a girl's tentacles, not matter what size she is. You should only gently suckle on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:23:22 No.15315785 >>15315771 What's your obsession with biting? I don't think she'll enjoy getting her legs bit, either!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:25:55 No.15315788 >>15315785 I'm going to bite her hair then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:26:28 No.15315790 I wish I had a Monster Girl Onee-san to hold me and comfort me. Going through Taps was painful. Life gets harder everyday.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:31:04 No.15315799 File: 1.21 MB, 1280x1166, Barb White Dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I Do so Enjoy Barbs Dragons

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:33:46 No.15315809 >>15315799 Funny, I was about to post about dragons too. Dragons are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:34:31 No.15315812 >>15315809 Tsundere twindrills ojou Dragons are my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:35:59 No.15315821 >>15315799 What would happen if i paint her white with my semen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:36:24 No.15315823 >>15315812 I like those red haired mayadere ones. I find the evil and strong thing pretty charming and cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:36:34 No.15315824 >>15315799 NERD.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:39:11 No.15315833 >>15315799 Do you think a hug would calm her down?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:42:47 No.15315852 >>15315610 >>15315615 I was referring to the usual occurrence of 10+ angry repetitive responses following a single picture re-post. Dunno why you haven't noticed that's a thing around here. >Shoggy Nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:43:42 No.15315854 File: 239 KB, 790x594, Alice_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here, take this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:45:40 No.15315861 >>15315854 Can I take it home and hug it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:46:11 No.15315863 >>15315852 It's funny that's even a thing considering 90% of the images here have been posted before.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:47:21 No.15315868 >>15315854 Why does the ground wants me to eat it? I don't have floor tiles fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:47:41 No.15315870 File: 136 KB, 300x300, alice.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315854 How would an Alice react to being used as a daki?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:48:43 No.15315873 >>15315870 She'd get increasingly frustrated and try to wiggle herself onto your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:49:39 No.15315878 >>15315854 The fuck is wrong with her legs

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:50:24 No.15315882 http://i.imgur.com/Q0L4dUZ.jpg Rev up that collar hate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:50:50 No.15315886 >>15315854 The fuck am I supposed to do with this? I'm not a babysitter!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:51:47 No.15315888 >>15315790 Was it someone close?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:53:12 No.15315892 >>15315886 She's your babysitter

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:53:51 No.15315896 >>15315878 Nothing. The one foot looks odd but it's because her shoe is lose and she's kicking it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:55:43 No.15315905 >>15315892 I'm 25!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:56:05 No.15315906 >>15315888 2

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:56:18 No.15315907 >>15315905 She's 200 years old

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:57:34 No.15315913 >>15315907 Would an onee-san monster girls actually do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:59:21 No.15315922 >>15315873 I'd be incredibly tempted to play with her tail while pretending to be asleep just to get her more flustered.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 10:59:35 No.15315924 >>15315913 Babysit someone? Of course!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:00:52 No.15315932 File: 129 KB, 600x369, 1440947613115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315906 Shit, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:04:38 No.15315952 >>15315734 Creepy crawlies stink!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:06:12 No.15315958 >>15315924 Babysit a 25 year old.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:07:04 No.15315960 >>15315958 Of course! She'll still treat you like a child and pamper/cuddle you!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:07:39 No.15315964 >>15315958 I don't care if I'm 23, I don't find the idea of an onee-san of the scaly kind tucking me in and kissing me goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:07:42 No.15315965 >>15315852 Literally only that faggot gets this uppity over being scolded. Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:09:17 No.15315971 >>15315965 What about me, Alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:10:24 No.15315975 >>15315952 Sure if you get a chance to smell one as it hangs from the ceiling, waiting in ambush to wrap around you and inject you with its venom to incapacitate you and eat your face

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:10:44 No.15315977 >>15315960 That's just weird. Who hired her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:11:35 No.15315979 File: 662 KB, 724x1024, 1464621095037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315734 You probably wouldn't want to open this then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:11:48 No.15315982 >>15315975 >eat your face Eating face is nowhere near as scary as you're making it out to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:11:49 No.15315983 File: 87 KB, 650x446, flayerrehabilitationmanualsection8--troubleshooting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315730 >>15315740 >>15315745 What did the training video say about this situation?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:11:57 No.15315984 >>15315977 Herself! She's self employed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:13:29 No.15315988 >>15315984 Wait so she just decided to come into my house and babysit me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:14:34 No.15315993 >>15315983 >Let him suck on your tentacle until you orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:15:28 No.15315999 >>15315988 This girl is proactive, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:15:53 No.15316002 >>15315983 >You'll never whisper paella as you suck that

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:16:48 No.15316004 File: 255 KB, 512x509, Alice being pure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315873 Alices are not lewd, you take that back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:17:07 No.15316005 >>15315983 I did not ask for loliflayers the first time. Now I can't get enough loliflayers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:17:20 No.15316006 File: 197 KB, 1350x1350, PopplioC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done all three now. Haven't published them on pixiv yet since I wanted to do some more extras.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:19:32 No.15316010 >>15315999 Well she's not getting paid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:19:49 No.15316012 >>15316006 What a silly seal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:20:12 No.15316015 File: 15 KB, 384x549, unluckybat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315979 >>15315982 Actually while I'm on this tangent, is it possible to get a Mg version of this drawn with an anon replacing the bat?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:20:56 No.15316017 Oh no! To quell her hunger pangs, Junko ate some suspicious mushrooms and now she's ranting about the end of the world and how soon a Plague of Mucus Toads would engulf the city! What ever will you do in the face of this adversity?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:21:28 No.15316020 >>15315971 You're just the body that tumor sprouted from you perkele whispering snow mongol

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:22:09 No.15316022 >>15316004 >that fucking shaka sign

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:23:16 No.15316026 >>15316020 >just the body that tumor sprouted I'm confused. What tumor? Also perkele is not whispered. It's shouted.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:23:22 No.15316027 >>15315983 Aw yes This is what she gets for being squisy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:25:11 No.15316032 File: 83 KB, 720x540, AlpandShoggy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15316026 >It's not whispered it's shouted With your feminine as vocal cords it might as well be meowed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:25:27 No.15316034 >>15316022 USHAKA EMANXULUMENI USHAKA AKASHAYEKI

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:26:03 No.15316036 >>15316032 The hell do Alp and Shoggy have to do with one another anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:27:47 No.15316041 >>15316032 If you want to call me your little kitty then just do it you tsundere faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:28:21 No.15316045 >>15316034 It's been a while since I last played Civ, thanks for reminding me

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:30:05 No.15316049 File: 1.96 MB, 770x720, 1450984136655.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Yeti of Winter Past appears!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:31:28 No.15316057 >>15316006 Noice

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:37:02 No.15316078 >>15316049 >Yeti summer coat

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:38:46 No.15316087 >>15316036 Both are bottom of the barrel writers, both drink alot for either mental or ethnic reasons, both are self-depreciating little shits, both probably smell like Slavs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:40:20 No.15316095 >>15316087 I don't drink though, I'm an abstainer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:46:08 No.15316114 >>15316049 I want a yeti to cuddle me through past, present, and future and show me the magic of Christmas

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:47:42 No.15316120 >>15316087 >self-depreciating little shit Admit it, it's true for Alp. He's worthless and unwilling to get better. He's just in it for the attention and it doesn't even matter if it's negative.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:49:58 No.15316127 >>15316120 Why do you keep giving it to him then?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:53:56 No.15316137 File: 781 KB, 1316x1421, 1425274724408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15316127 Why does everyone keep bullying monoeyes?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:57:10 No.15316143 >>15316137 Why is the MGE Cyclops ignored?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 11:59:54 No.15316151 >>15316143 Nobody likes titan girls when there's mojoclopses to bully.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:00:14 No.15316152 >>15316137 Why is water wet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:01:03 No.15316154 File: 1.04 MB, 1024x1024, 1389853694543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15316143 Because she can bully back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:02:00 No.15316158 >>15316143 In need of new art, hopefully they're one of the girls he had to redo for the English version.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:02:09 No.15316159 >>15316154 I want to fuck a titanic monoeye in the nostril!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:02:38 No.15316161 >>15316158 What? her art looks perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:03:41 No.15316166 >>15316151 >>15316154 The MGE Cyclopses aren't giant though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:10:53 No.15316193 >>15316120 >Thinking that doesn't apply to both of them

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:12:50 No.15316200 >>15316193 I've never read anything by bollocks

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:17:39 No.15316219 I'm off to the traveling Circus that's just in Monster Girl City! I wonder what attractions they'll have there

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:18:10 No.15316221 File: 276 KB, 792x1280, 1447550541293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rent out your freezer this summer to your local Yuki-onna before they melt

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:19:31 No.15316229 >>15316221 My freezer is way too small

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:20:32 No.15316235 >>15316200 You're lucky then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:24:30 No.15316243 >>15316219 The Flying Grayscales, a family of Wyvern acrobats!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:32:05 No.15316266 >>15316219 I wonder what a freak show would look like in a monster girl carnival.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:37:10 No.15316282 >>15316266 It's a bunch of human girls. namely feminists.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:39:08 No.15316290 >>15316221 And what do I get in return?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:42:33 No.15316303 >>15316282 >buzzcuts and morbid obesity all around Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:43:08 No.15316307 >>15316221 I'd rather put food in there, unless I'm going to eat her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:45:45 No.15316318 >>15316303 Trigglypuff would be the main attraction, monsters would get a kick out of the "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and arm gelatin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:46:00 No.15316320 >>15316303 For just an extra $2 you can buy a poking stick to poke the creatures in their cages if you'd like! Poke and laugh with your waifu while you appreciate how wonderful life has been to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:48:46 No.15316334 >>15316221 But I need a yuki-onna to hug to fend off this heat!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:52:22 No.15316349 File: 217 KB, 850x925, 1456735384889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15316221 Every time I see a Yuki-Onna.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:53:21 No.15316354 >>15316320 Sticks are worth $2? I should get into the stick business

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:53:28 No.15316356 >>15316078 Isn't that just Sasquatch?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:55:06 No.15316362 >>15316354 These are nice sticks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:55:56 No.15316365 >>15316354 It's a poking weird thing stick. If you use a normal one, you might catch a disease.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:56:29 No.15316367 >>15316354 It's not so much the sticks, it's more the license to poke.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:57:47 No.15316372 >>15316006 Nice. Now I want a Wurm doing this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:58:33 No.15316375 >>15316354 You must first understand the basic fundamentals of sticks Can't have people selling sticks without a license now, can we? Like what >>15316367 said

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 12:59:44 No.15316379 >>15316372 I want a Wurm to go tu-tu-tu-tururu-tu-tu-tuu, tu-tu-ru-ruu-ru, tu-tu-ru-ru-ruu-ru~

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:05:25 No.15316395 I'm going to start the best stick operation this side of MGC with my waifu. I'm going to put our tanuki rivals out of business.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:05:37 No.15316397 Reminder that it's not nice to play "tails" with two tailed kitsune

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:06:54 No.15316403 >>15316397 What's the worst that can happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:07:00 No.15316404 >>15316397 >play "tails" What does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:09:14 No.15316417 >>15316404 I assume he means to twist the tails like a helicopter so they can fly. may or may not involve a cliff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:12:41 No.15316426 Spent a decent half hour staring a fox in the eye yesterday, seemed to follow me though the park.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:13:44 No.15316427 >>15316426 Did you fuck it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:16:51 No.15316440 >>15316426 You think that's weird? A flamingo started following me the other day when I walking through a forest. It just walked by my side for a while, then departed. They're weird birds, so lanky and awkward. Glad they're not monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:18:36 No.15316446 >>15316426 I saw a slowworm today. Thought I'd touch it's smooth scales but then it got scared and I didn't wanna bully.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:23:19 No.15316461 >>15316290 Free air conditioning, your pillow always has a cool side, and a waifu who can make it snow on 95F weather

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:23:58 No.15316463 >>15316417 That is basically a crime against humanity itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:26:23 No.15316473 >>15316440 Flamingo girl when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:26:34 No.15316475 >>15316461 >a waifu who can make it snow on 95F weather I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:28:03 No.15316486 >>15316473 creepy long legged jubjub that likes to stand on one leg?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:37:43 No.15316530 >>15316486 >tfw no Spanish Flamingo girl will dance to you the traditional flamenco dance of her people I can imagine her going full suave on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:39:19 No.15316531 >>15316486 >>15316530 I want a tall pink and brown bird girl to hit on me in an awkward yet seductive manner!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:47:34 No.15316560 >>15316530 But how does she do hand movements without looking like a clown

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:52:59 No.15316583 >>15313644 >>15313703 I'll be damned that fox has a polydactyl left hand. Would you love you're waifu if she was a genetic aberrant and likely to pass it on to your children?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:55:57 No.15316596 >>15316583 Depends on what If it's my waifu I'd be fine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohd0aT3m__k

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 13:58:31 No.15316608 >>15316583 http://i.imgur.com/F0hpLf5.jpg Tried to fix it. Mileage may vary.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:06:28 No.15316641

>>15316608
I want to be a teacher and have a delinquent Hellhound student who only listens to me.
Other students try to ask her to do something? She intimidates them or kicks their asses.
Teachers try to ask her to do something? Intimidation and threats.
Me? She does it while pretending she doesn't want to.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:08:07 No.15316649

To honor the new expansion pack to Witcher 3, somebody should write about Vampires and a bunch of Don Quijote -tier chuuni knights of both the human and Monster Girl persuasion, engaging in chivalrous courtships and tourneys and much carnal indulgence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:12:53 No.15316666 >>15316608 Which of the two has the best ass I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:13:50 No.15316670 >>15316666 The Hellhound's is bigger and therefore better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:15:28 No.15316674 >>15316560 >Implying Harpy dances are stupid Do not bully the birds.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:22:45 No.15316706

>>15316649
>Dhampir who reads too many shonen mangas
>Her brain melts and she starts believing she has a destiny to fullfill
>Starts acting chuuni around the mansion, annoying her Vampire mother and sisters
>One day she decides to seek her destiny alongside a thick shortstack Goblin servant who is only interested in food
>The Dhampir believes the Goblin is the comic relief character of her adventure to make her look better but in truth she only accompanies her to make sure she doesn't get hurt and doesn't get in trouble
What kind of adventures would this pair have in the MGC world?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:22:57 No.15316707 >>15316670 bigger overall but I think the fox is bigger proportionally considering the way that skirt hangs off her

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:25:14 No.15316719 >>15316707 I will agree that the Kitsune comes from good stock. 7 tails at that age and all, but physical size trumps.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:27:50 No.15316725 >>15316706 While trying to cross a bridge they run into a Dullahan in black armor who tells them NONE SHALL PASS.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:29:09 No.15316728

>Be monster girls researcher
>The Order wants me dead for spreading the truth
>Take asylum in a northern island country
>A Selkie tells me about a species I never heard of before
>Go on a small expedition to find her
>End up in some huge underground cavern
>The walls are covered in runes and drawings of tentacles
>Something suddenly appears in front of me
>It's a kind of purple scylla with tentacles for hair
>Greet her
>She just smiles
>Extend my hand for her to shake after presenting myself
>We shake hands and she proposes that we tour her society
>Learn about the Mindflayer species and their peculiar way of life
>She keeps avoiding the questions about why half the men living in their society act like mindless thralls
>We finish the tour and I thank her for her help
>She wants a hug
>That's a big red flag, I start to slowly back off
>She says that she can read my thoughts
>Start sweating, I may have messed up more than that one time a Hellhound chased me
>Feel soft and slimy breasts pressing against my back
>Realize another Mindflayer teleported behind me
>About to sprint off when her hair tentacles enter my ears
>Decide to marry the Mindflayer who gave me the tour
>She accepts to live in the city with me and to work together on my quest to spread the truth
>She also promises that her and her society will keep me safe from the Order
>Life is good

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:32:51 No.15316735 >>15316728 And this is why I don't like Mindflayers.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:33:11 No.15316736

>>15316641
>Delinquent Hellhound who begrudgingly does what you ask her to
>Gets flustered when you tell her deep down she's a kind, gentle girl, the other students sniggering when her tail starts wagging
>Meets up with you in the staff room after hours, the Succubus nurse has already practically talked your damned ear off about how her favorite student is really "blossoming", with her thumb between two fingers
>You were just listening to her when Hellhound walks in, sipping some luke-warm coffee. Succubutt sees her and grins, leaving the room with an aloof "see ya <3~"
"All those things you said, were they true?"
>Look back up at Hellhound student, she towers over you by at least six inches, her face flushed and tail wagging
>Tell her you think she's just putting on a delinquent act because she wants to come off as tough-as-nails, despite what you remember her father acting like
"... G."
>Come again?
"They're... G."
>She's getting visibly more flustered as you're sipping your coffee again, wondering what she means. Look back down at your paperwork, hear a noise of cloth ripping open
>Face gets smothered in huge Hellhound milk cannons glowing orange, their heat engulfing your head
>She smells like cinnamon and smoking firewood, heady and thick as she tells you to touch her and headpat her for being a good girl
>Try to ignore the erection growing, but Johnnie Wunai decides its high noon somewhere and stands tall
"S-So... You feel the same."
>Well duh, you're putting me in Marshmallow Hell you think to yourself
"Just like the nurse said..."
>God DAMNIT
>She starts to paizuri your dick in BIG WAN-WAN TITTIES, stroking your shaft like a small animal
>Her nipples are big and erect, and she moans when she rubs them together while bouncing her huge knockers against your cock
>You end up launching a load into her face, getting a surprised "Aagh!" from her when it hits her near the eye
>She very nearly tired you out, and you see her removing her skirt. Please stop, for the love of God, please.
>Bends over your work desk, pushing the paperwork aside, her own juices dripping lewdly out of her bright white glowing hole
>It's shining from within like a portal to hell, but the heady, musky smell of her is driving you up the wall
>End up plowing into that BIG FAT ASS against your desk, fuck getting fired, you're going to make her pay
>Keep up a steady pace, sometimes going deep, sometimes playing against her edge
"Just fucking fuck me already!"
>Slam into her at break-neck speed for the next few minutes, unleashing a load into her with reckless abandon
>She comes back into school the next day with a collar on, offering you one as a bracelet
>The Kitsune class rep just sniggering at her even more

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:33:14 No.15316737 >>15316728 MIndflayers are so nice.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:33:25 No.15316738

>>15316719
Well, I mean if pure mass is what you're aiming for then they'd both lose to an Irish giant, but in the words of one true prophet of our generation, Sir Mix Alot, butt pays off more per pound depending on how short the girl is. https://youtu.be/t5Xhcn9AUxQ?t=2m49s

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:34:20 No.15316740 >>15316735 >>15316737 Oh come on now, I really don't see what all the hub-bub is aALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:40:24 No.15316760 >>15316740 I find it extremely weird that I started liking mindflayers one day when I woke up. I used to dislike their desing and the mind thing, but now I like her and her tentacles appeal to me. Still don't really like the mind thing though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:43:05 No.15316769 >>15316760 I can agree on that. Outside of the whole mind-thingy, she’s actually great. But the mind washing is just too disturbing for me.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:52:26 No.15316801

>>15316760
>>15316769
If you don't want to have sex she'll melt your thoughts until your primal instincts to mate take completely over

Aside from that and them turning you into a squid to have sex in public they really don't touch your mind much, it's just that they can do it

Everything else we say is speculation and besides each Mindflayer is an individual with different thought process and ideals, I'm sure you can find one who'd never use her powers unless you asked her to

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:57:03 No.15316822 What kind of stuff would monster girls make in wood shop class?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:57:53 No.15316825 >>15316801 Still. It’s a bit… uncomfortable to me. I mean, even if she never did it to me unless I wanted to, I would still be uncomfortable with the fact that she could at any point make me into a mindless fuck slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:58:35 No.15316830 >>15316822 You know that's a dumbass question.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:58:51 No.15316835 >>15316822 Unless wooden dildos are banned then those to the dismay of the teacher

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:59:11 No.15316838 >>15316822 Birdhouses and stools. It's fucking shop class, you don't get to bring your creativity along.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 14:59:55 No.15316842 >>15316801 I was about to post the same thing as >>15316825 Her having the power to do it is pretty scary. I don't think I would be able to trust one even if she said that she won't use her power.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:00:12 No.15316844 >>15316822 >>15316835 STOP SCREWING AROUND, YOU SCREW AROUND TOO MUCH!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:00:19 No.15316846 >>15316822 Better yet, what kind of monster girl would teach shop? Maybe a cyclops?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:00:25 No.15316847 >>15316830 >>15316835 Splinters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:01:11 No.15316854 >>15316846 Druid

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:02:04 No.15316857 >>15316822 I bet Harpies and their human partner helping them would make a Bird Perch for her

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:02:33 No.15316859 >>15316847 >What is sanding >What is varnish

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:03:37 No.15316865 >>15316847 They did make dildos out of wood for ages, I'm sure they can sand those things just fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:06:07 No.15316877 >>15316844 >Teacher i need help screwing

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:06:13 No.15316878

>>15316825
>>15316842
I understand your point

It's hard enough to trust someone with no powers, so someone who can completely rewrite you in an instant must be impossible to get comfortable with

Entering a relationship with a Mindflayer doesn't require trust, it requires blind faith

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:07:00 No.15316881 So we've had a lot of talk about ideal heights for tall girls in the past but what about shortstacks, what's the right range for the vertically challenged titty monsters?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:07:50 No.15316885 >>15316881 4'6 is the comfiest height.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:08:43 No.15316889 >>15316857 That is kinda cute, but i think a perch might be a little small

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:10:51 No.15316895 >>15316878 They’re still cute tho. I'll give them that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:11:20 No.15316898 >>15316885 Sounds about right, 4'2 to 4'6ish was what I was thinking. There's a lot of things I would give for a Lich with that build.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:13:48 No.15316903

>>15316878
Blind faith or insanity since we are talking about her.

I'm ok with others monster girls when talking about power. Hell, my waifu is a dragon and I'm sure she could crush me anytime she wanted.

It's just that I value my memories a lot, even though some of them left me fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:16:13 No.15316916 >>15316881 Between 65 and 80% of your own height, that's the perfect range My sweet spot is 73% >>15316895 The cutest

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:16:17 No.15316917 >>15316898 >4'3 Lich with an ass that kills and big breasts

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:17:52 No.15316923 Insects are icky

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:19:16 No.15316930 http://i.imgur.com/W9jcDI2.jpg Small, medium, or big?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:20:22 No.15316937 >>15316930 The smallest is the custest and THE BEST!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:20:26 No.15316939 >>15316930 big! BIG!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:20:47 No.15316941 >>15316930 Big wocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:21:49 No.15316950 >>15316930 Big nee-sans

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:23:45 No.15316963 >>15316930 Big or medium, I'm not into small ones

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:26:01 No.15316974 >>15316930 Small

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:26:11 No.15316975 >>15316930 MUCH THICKER

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:26:19 No.15316976 >>15316930 Small all day. And all night too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:28:31 No.15316989 Cheshires are cute when they aren't smug

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:29:48 No.15316996 >>15316989 So never?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:30:36 No.15317002 >>15316917 Heavens yes, I want that Lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:30:37 No.15317003 >Mommy Snake and her husband >first child is another mommy snake So what else should the family have? I'm thinking an Otter. Otters are nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:30:44 No.15317004 >>15316989 You get Meme Smug or Genki Smug, take your pick

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:32:17 No.15317008 >>15316975 Thicker?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:32:37 No.15317013 Which monster is most cute when she is trying not to be

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:34:06 No.15317021 >>15317013 Any Maus trying to act tuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:34:17 No.15317022 >>15317013 prideful but seceratly shy dragons

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:35:25 No.15317030 >>15317004 What about the rare traumatized Cheshire that vowed to never use her powers again after injuring you

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:36:51 No.15317036 >>15317003 What about a Vamp Mosquito? (I random'd her) She could be the scary old sister who ends up becoming the only CC of the family

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:39:18 No.15317043 >>15317036 >the only CC of the family But a lazy CC Otter who just lazes around and goes skinny-dipping is what I had in mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:40:56 No.15317050 >>15317043 Why does she go skinny dipping? Don't her old swimsuits still fit her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:41:16 No.15317051 >>15317021 but all she can do is be fluff

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:41:51 No.15317054 >>15317050 It's more like they live inna woods and don't need to bother.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:42:45 No.15317058 >>15317043 That sounds good too Bonus points if she always asks for flavors and thanks people with overly long hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:44:38 No.15317066 >>15317013 A Kobold trying to protect the house form 'intruders'

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:45:14 No.15317070 >>15317058 Oh she certainly gets other people to do anything she can.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:50:15 No.15317098 >>15317066 Will Kobolds abruptly stop whatever they are doing just to go and angrily wan at the door?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:52:15 No.15317108 >>15317098 It's so adorable when my dog starts defending the house from whoever comes in, notices it's actually someone who's supposed to be here and then she goes all apologetic.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 15:59:07 No.15317136

>>15317108
There are dogs that only bark because they can get away with it, my dogs do it all the time, whenever someone comes they bark angrily but when the person enters and they have him in front they act all meek and shit.

Coward Kobolds that act braver than they are must be adorable to watch too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:02:10 No.15317153 Which monster do you dislike enough so that you WOULDN'T want rape(not that its possible im just being hypothetical here)

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:04:40 No.15317165 >>15317153 Cu/Cait sith mantango

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:05:54 No.15317171 >>15317153 I don't really mind being raped by any of them, what I wouldn't want is to be husbando'd by one I dislike which is pretty hard because the ones I like are the ones who will husbando'd you by force

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:05:59 No.15317173

>>15317153
For me, I am degenerate enough that i would dick any monter girl in the encyclopedia, yes even those that the thread shits on.

The problem is not dicking the girls, the problem is the circumstances of such dickings, i wouldn't want to get my dick wet if it meant losing my mind or transforming into a mushroom or a squid or some shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:08:00 No.15317183 >>15317153 As previously mentioned in the thread. Mindflayer. Even if I rape her I would end up in a mindfuckery situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:10:35 No.15317198 >>15317153 I've fallen far enough that I'd be happy with any of kc's girls wanting me. I just want to feel loved by a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:10:56 No.15317199 >>15317153 Alps. Ignoring the Siths because they're not monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:18:11 No.15317239 >>15317153 The Siths, Alps, Cheshires, Mantangos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:20:27 No.15317247 >>15317153 None Because you can't rape the willing

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:28:29 No.15317276 >>15317153 Pretty much any of the smug squad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:30:06 No.15317284 >>15317153 Beelzebub, devil bug and mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:30:47 No.15317287 >>15317153 I don't want rape at all though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:31:55 No.15317293 >>15317284 Why do people hate devil bug? Is it because they fuck their own fathers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:37:19 No.15317313 >>15317293 >Nonsentient filthy fuck bugs. Gee Ollie, I just don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:37:45 No.15317315 >>15317293 They are nasty. Just look at her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:40:25 No.15317328 >>15317315 Devil bugs are not protected by law, you can bully them and lock them in your basement and no one will care. They are literally free onaholes, i don't know why people hate them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:41:08 No.15317333 Give me your lewd drawing requests

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:41:50 No.15317336 >>15317333 yeti pawjob

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:42:21 No.15317337 >>15317333 Dragon flexing

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:42:41 No.15317341

>>15317293
Because when you get an infestation and call the exterminator, even the exterminator is giving you a dirty look the whole time. You'll just be keep getting guilt tripped silently as the exterminator has all the girls walk out of the house and into the back of her van, driving away to never return.
And you never even realize she'd going to put the full moon defense system's schematics up for bid soon after.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:43:17 No.15317343 >>15317333 Little Kobold in lingerie or a see-through dress! Or latex, if you want. That's pretty lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:43:57 No.15317346 >>15317333 Kejourou binding a man with her hair and licking his ear

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:44:05 No.15317347 >>15317293 I like devil bugs, I want to be be buried in a devil bug cuddle pile and not be able to tell which of them is sucking my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:44:09 No.15317349 >>15317333 Jinko with beet red face and anon double hand holding.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:44:17 No.15317350 >>15317333 Lich doing some "experiments"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:44:44 No.15317351 >>15317333 Lewd and smug, LEWD AND SMUG.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:45:07 No.15317353 >>15317333 Pov double blowjob from two Khepri sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:46:21 No.15317359 >>15317333 Anal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:46:30 No.15317361 >>15317287 what a fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:47:17 No.15317364 >no lonely christmas cake wedding dress Ittan-momen to comfort

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:47:29 No.15317366 >>15317328 Yeah, a filthy onahole. It's way better to get a random monster on the street and ask for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:47:34 No.15317367 >>15317361 That may be true, but at least my purity is intact.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:48:19 No.15317372 >>15317333 Vampire on lotus position with her husbando, also biting his shoulder or neck at the same time

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:53:37 No.15317399 >>15317333 Saber tooth dire cat snu snu in a cave. Bonus for stick figure drawings on the rock depicting all sorts of sex positions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:53:53 No.15317401 >>15317328 They probably smell terrible

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:55:05 No.15317406 >>15317367 and that only makes you more of a target fagboy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:55:47 No.15317407 How do you defeat a monstergirl in a battle of wits

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:56:11 No.15317410 >>15317333 >>15317399 This. Give us a big scary Cat Girl with saber teeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:57:15 No.15317413 Which monster girl has the biggest, fattest fluff?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:58:27 No.15317420 >>15317407 P'Orcs and Ogres are easy. They're not too bright. But a Lich or an Anubis will be smarter than you, so watch out.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:58:55 No.15317422

Has anybody else been having trouble with pastebin recently? Whenever I open a link or just try to go to the site it always gives me that 500 internal proxy error, and it just sort of happened out of nowhere. One day it was perfectly fine but for no reason as far as I can see my computer decided it doesn't like the site any more.
Anybody know how to make my computer stop being a bitch?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 16:59:30 No.15317424 >>15317413 That Kitsune OC with the red fur, so much plush fluff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:08:33 No.15317444 I want to go to the Mofu shrine and drench all the tails with a super soaker

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:11:58 No.15317459 >>15317413 This isn't even a fair competition. http://i.imgur.com/5CWeMWm.jpg

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:13:09 No.15317463

>>15317444
>High Priestess, looking smug with her finely brushed tails, leisurely strolling in the garden.
>Anon bursts out of a bush and super soaks her with his super soaker.
>She stands there dripping, like a drenched rat, calls him a 'baka' and runs off looking like a drenched rat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:14:01 No.15317466 >>15317463 For some reason i want a drenched rat girl now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:14:12 No.15317467 >>15317459 Enough fluff to sleep on!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:15:02 No.15317471 >>15317463 That was a bad day for her to wear white and nothing underneath

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:15:51 No.15317472 >>15317471 at least she wasn't at gamestoop

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:16:25 No.15317478 >>15317466 That's literally how you bully the fire rat in the profile. She's all read to chun-li your ass until you wicked witch her with a bucket of water. Then she turns into a meek little thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:16:58 No.15317479 http://i.imgur.com/fJtNRNu.jpg >no busty tender-hearted Succubus to husbando you and spirit you away into the night

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:17:13 No.15317481 >>15317471 The Fox High Priestess' impressive rack is on display for the whole town to see. Visiting tourists are sure to take pictures.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:19:28 No.15317496 >>15317444 But the mega mofu will absorb so much water they have to drag their water logged tail

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:19:42 No.15317498 >>15317478 This is how you waifu the rat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:20:34 No.15317502 I want the Demon and Angel on my shoulder to fight for my love

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:20:36 No.15317505 >>15317333 Massive lactating Apophis udders

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:20:49 No.15317507 >>15317479 I would allow her to take me anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:21:03 No.15317509 >>15317472 Yeah, all that's at Gamestop is that one Gamer Gazer. Hey, don't Gazers just wear their goo as clothing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:21:46 No.15317513 >>15317478 http://i.imgur.com/MqIoC1U.jpg I want to mating press a wet Hinezumi while she struggles and says the defeat didn't count and demands a rematch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:22:21 No.15317520 >>15317509 That's how their profile portraits shows them to be yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:22:22 No.15317521 I want to play video games with a gazer and just be friends with no sexual tension

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:23:40 No.15317527 >>15317520 Squirt her with your water gun

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:24:19 No.15317531

>>15317444
>Super Soak a powerful looking Kitsune.
>The water hits some kind of invisible barrier surrounding her.
>When you've stopped firing, she turns to look at you, levitating you off the ground and out of your hiding place.
>She slowly walks back to the temple, while disarming you and tearing off your clothes.
>Her tails lash out and bind your limbs. Before dragging you with her inside to teach you some discipline.
>She is not in a joking mood today.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:25:28 No.15317537 I want to dry off my Hinezumi opponent to make the fight fair

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:25:39 No.15317539 >>15317531 What's the punishment?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:26:31 No.15317540 >>15317531 What about the water balloons hidden on me? A great prankster has back ups

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:27:35 No.15317545 >>15317539 3 weeks of tail brushing

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:27:45 No.15317546 >>15317531 Tell her it was just a prank, sis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:27:53 No.15317547 >>15317531 This is why you try to super soak them without them realizing, they can't put up their barrier at all times. After the deed though, that's a totally different matter, you will probably still get raped anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:28:18 No.15317550 >>15317545 What if I say "no"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:29:07 No.15317551 >>15317547 You go for the fluffy tails so the water weight slows her down so you can get away

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:29:13 No.15317552

>>15317539
You get a stern talking to, and a lengthy lecture about your behavior.

Then you need to work at the temple for a week as a servant. Scrubbing floors, watering plants, cooking meals for the Fox Priestesses and reading bedtime stories to the little Foxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:30:45 No.15317563 >>15317550 >What if I say "no"? >Thinking you get a choice

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:33:29 No.15317578 >>15317563 What's she gonna do to force me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:33:35 No.15317579 >>15317444 What you thought was a fox was really a Cheshire and now with your prank she declares you her rival.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:34:58 No.15317587 >>15317578 I mean, they can't physically force you to, but the alternative is them giving you as a peace offering to the local Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:35:14 No.15317589 >>15317578 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:35:22 No.15317591 >>15317550 Death by mofu

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:36:21 No.15317594 >>15317550 Why would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:38:46 No.15317603 >>15317579 Prank lord Anon confronting his rival Legendary prank Chesire when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:40:43 No.15317611 >>15317603 But it was a fluke that you pranked her and was instead trying to get an easy fox

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:42:29 No.15317618 I want the mofu shrine to kidnap me and try to make me one of theirs just for me to stay loyal to the snake shrine!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:43:17 No.15317620 >>15317618 >kidnapping someone from the snake shrine Man, foxes are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:44:09 No.15317626 >>15317620 Foxes are whores. Unfaithful whores.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:44:49 No.15317630 >>15317620 I know right? Imagine when the snake shrine sends a commando to take me back!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:46:18 No.15317636 I want to be the groundskeeper of the mofu shrine, and the only who does any work! The priestesses just laze around and try to seduce me, but I'm too jaded to care!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:52:18 No.15317655 >>15317626 Snakes are worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:53:01 No.15317660 How do you show a monster that you are not tsundere and actually don't like her

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:53:44 No.15317663 >>15317655 Snakes are best alongside undeads

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:55:01 No.15317668 >>15317663 Snakes are trash, bug girls are much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:55:07 No.15317669 >>15317660 But what if I am a tsundere that actually want to show her that I love her, despite not acting like it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:55:48 No.15317675 >>15317669 That wasn't the question?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:57:18 No.15317681 >>15317675 I can’t tell if you are joking or not. I need to go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 17:57:29 No.15317682 >>15317668 Nice shit taste you have there friend

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:00:39 No.15317695 >>15317668 t. Bug Catcher Pokémon Trainer

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:01:44 No.15317702 >>15317660 >>15317669 This is why tsunderes are garbage, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:04:29 No.15317714 Male tsundere > Female tsundere I like watching how a tsundere guy drops the tsun for a girl

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:04:56 No.15317716 >>15317702 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:06:37 No.15317726 >>15317660 Get a cupid to shoot you with her love arrows. When they have no effect, she'll realize that you hold no love for her. >>15317716 He's right though

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:07:33 No.15317732 >>15317714 I want to see a tough wizard get kidnapped by an Amazon and he acts tough and bitter but overtime mellows and becomes a devoted house husband!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:07:56 No.15317733 >>15317702 You're just tsundere for tsunderes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:16:25 No.15317773 >>15317733 They're stupid as hell. If you act like a bitch I'm not going to give you the time of day because I have no reason to think otherwise. People don't have Magical Plot Knowledge™ that allows them to know what the other is actually thinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:18:42 No.15317788 >>15317732 I would like it as well, but it doesn't really need to be something like that, just for example a big, genki and dere girl making a delinquent boy a better person or just admit he loves her. http://i.imgur.com/5Qxt4iU.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:21:35 No.15317803 >>15317788 >Sanzo Anon please

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:22:57 No.15317816 >>15317803 What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:41:37 No.15317890 >>15317803 As long as he's not posting the bestiality garbage I don't see a problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:44:12 No.15317902 >>15317890 >That spoiler There's only one faggot we know who'd post that

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:50:43 No.15317924 >>15317890 Shoggocks was likely the one shitposting with that stuff due to his Kemono fixation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:51:37 No.15317927 >>15317890 >>15317902 >>15317924 At least the male was always human

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:53:00 No.15317936 >>15317924 >Kemono fixation It's not nice to lie, Mister Potter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:53:24 No.15317937 >>15317927 Don't even attempt to justify it

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:54:11 No.15317940 >>15317902 To be fair, that faggot seems to be the main one that posts that artist, period.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:54:38 No.15317941 >>15317927 No excuses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:55:30 No.15317945 >>15317940 I've posted that artist too, but only the monstergirl pics.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:57:46 No.15317951 I need a reality bending waifu to make RNGsus my bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 18:59:18 No.15317955 >>15317951 I want to marry the RNG Goddess!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:02:28 No.15317970 I just want a vampire to come one night and take me far away with her, is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:02:33 No.15317971 >>15317940 http://i.imgur.com/sHNa0UM.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:03:58 No.15317976 Why is it that class reps are always kitsunes?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:04:57 No.15317984 >>15317971 Ban manticores , ignore manticores, hide manticores

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:06:00 No.15317989 >>15317955 Get that bitch to drop 20 proofs of a concord kept right now and I won't fantasize about facefucking her untill she passes out

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:06:28 No.15317993 >>15317984 I want to ban a Manticore from not having sex with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:16:59 No.15318046 >>15317971 Oh hey, it's T@ILPUSSY69

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:19:17 No.15318054 Could a manticore use her tail on a joystick?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:19:39 No.15318055 >>15318046 Marry the Tailpussy, not the Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:20:42 No.15318057 >>15318054 Of course, they are called "Joystick masters" for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:21:43 No.15318058 >>15318055 Uh oh! Your Manticore wife is pouting because she thinks you only love her for her tail. How do you convince her that's not true?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:22:33 No.15318059 >>15318058 By buying the tail some flowers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:22:41 No.15318060 >>15318058 It's true Me and her tail are off to elope

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:26:40 No.15318075 >>15318058 The obvious thing to do is to pull her in to bed for a long night of snuggling and passionate lovemaking, followed by placing my head between her breast and falling asleep their.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:27:39 No.15318081 >>15318058 Ignore her tail and focus on her

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:27:39 No.15318082 >>15318058 Use her pussypussy instead of her tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:29:18 No.15318084 >>15318058 Cut her tailpussy off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:30:22 No.15318088 >>15318075 >>15318081 >>15318082 Uh oh! now the Tailpussy is angry at you for not giving her enough attention and started avoiding you and denying you those delicious tailjobs you always like, how do you fix the situation?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:32:34 No.15318092 >>15318088 Fuck the regular pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:33:36 No.15318093 >>15318088 Use the armpit pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:33:43 No.15318095 >>15318058 Manticores deserve only one thing. A bath in purging flame.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:35:08 No.15318103

>>15318088
Obviously give both folks equal attention as to not allow this to happen in the first place. Plus what if I like my manticore lover's normal pussy better than her tail pussy, a tail jobs good once a while but her normal pussy feels so much better and allows her to express her passionate love for me much easier as i get to snuggle into her soft body for post sex snuggling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:39:58 No.15318115 What do you do when you come home to find your Oni daughter in tears because some bullies told her wrestling wasn't real?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:41:03 No.15318121 >>15318115 I tell her to do a Stone Cold stunner to those fucks

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:42:43 No.15318127 >>15318115 Show her some real wrestling

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:43:55 No.15318132 >>15318115 I wrestle her mother to show that it can be real if she wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:45:01 No.15318136 >>15318115 I tell her that the racing portion of Monster Jam is rigged. Might as well just rip off that whole bandaid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:45:24 No.15318141 >>15318132 Wrestling or "wrestling"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:46:26 No.15318143 Wht kind of wrestling would you see in MGC? Would you spectate an underground ring where paladin-chans in debt strip down in a pool of mud/oil/cum and beat the everliving shit out of each other?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:47:50 No.15318145 >>15318136 Too cruel anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:49:15 No.15318149 >>15318136 WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:49:19 No.15318150 >>15318145 It's okay anon. She'll always have the Freestyle. Nobody can take that from her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:49:44 No.15318153 >>15318143 An underground battle arena where Tanukis are Kidnapped and thrown into it with only a shiv and the promise of shekels.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:51:38 No.15318158 >>15318153 >Not 2 kakuens with knives

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:52:04 No.15318161 >>15318141 ´Wrestling`

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:53:11 No.15318166

>>15318153
>You'll never watch as a deeply hidden feral side in that respectable jewnuki who tried to rip you off is unleashed.
>You'll never watch her soldier through half her ear being bitten off to land her shiv in the kidney of her foe and finish her with a herculean headbutt
>She'll never smile and blush, covered in blood, when you pat her head and offer her praise and shekels
I know battle kiki are a thing but imagine battle tanuki

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:54:54 No.15318172 >>15318161 Oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:55:01 No.15318174 >>15318166 Why fight when you can get some sucker to fight for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:56:09 No.15318178 >>15318174 She isn't in the position to have some noe else fight for her

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:58:05 No.15318181 >>15318178 She could offer to split her pay to have somebody rig the fight.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 19:59:37 No.15318185

>>15318181
>Jewnuki
>Splitting her pay
No pain no gain, its the fundament of business. So if she needs to get naked in some mud and shank a slut, so be it. Shouldn't have messed up in ripping off that rich mafia dude in the first place, and made it so that she had to do this

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:00:00 No.15318187 >>15318172 She'll show the bully leader that wrestling is real and proceed to take the throne as the school's boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:05:07 No.15318196 Anubutts are so bewitching. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54127709

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:17:40 No.15318228 I want to watch Godzilla Final Wars with a bunch of monster girl versions of the kaiju.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:21:16 No.15318239 >>15318228 We need monster girls cosplaying as kaiju

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:22:11 No.15318244 >>15318239 Queen Ghidora gets all the love. Mothra-chan is getting all the kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:23:39 No.15318249 What if, Eros could turn gay men into a non-demonic kind of alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:27:05 No.15318263 >>15318249 Shut up Shoggy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:31:24 No.15318272 If an Alp asks if she can bunk in your place and share your bed since you only have one, it's safe right? I mean she is a bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:37:06 No.15318290 >>15318272 Sure, I see nothing wrong with that, although I do have a bed downstairs. It's the drunk bed for those who aren't sober enough to drive home

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:38:25 No.15318294 >>15317552 As one of the thread's local mofufags, I'd volunteer for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:40:47 No.15318310 >>15318272 If your stupid was a bicycle, you'd have to brake going uphill.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:40:47 No.15318311 >>15318294 >Being one of our local mofufags Mofufags need to drown in soft fluff and leave the real tastes to us scalefags.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:40:51 No.15318313 >>15318272 http://i.imgur.com/oLBseNg.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:43:00 No.15318324 >>15318311 Yeah, that's cool with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:46:12 No.15318337 >>15318272 Only if her heart already belongs to somebody.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:53:29 No.15318359 >>15318272 haha, yeah sure, it's not gay, just two bros sleeping with each other, what's gay about that? Look she even has tits and a pussy it's not gay

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:56:15 No.15318374 >>15318244 And Anguirus (or however the name is spelled) would be the wing-woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:56:24 No.15318376 >>15318272 It's only gay if the balls touch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 20:58:07 No.15318379 >>15318374 I dunno, she'd be a prickly girl. I wonder if she loves belly rubs to make up for the spines on her back. Also, GIgan is a monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:21:45 No.15318460 >>15318379 >Biolante is a mix between alraune and jabberwock >Hedora is a cloud with slime-like characteristics And oddly enough, Destroyah remains terror incarnate

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:23:26 No.15318465 >>15318376 >>15318359 >You will never fondle Alp ass while she's in bed with you >She will never go full Stage 3 and make herself an ass that would put Gloria Estefan to shame

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:26:28 No.15318473 >>15318460 Biolante would be a wonderful oneechan Destroyah would be a maydere black dragon who is terrifying as shit. Hedorah would be a neet. Mecha godzilla would be a golem version of godzilla whose a bit jealous of her origional.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:27:14 No.15318475 A school-trip with the hellhound delinquent where she finally admits she likes you, and then unabashedly spends time with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:33:13 No.15318489 >>15318475 I'm going to reject her just for fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:37:24 No.15318503 >>15318475 I can't be seen hanging out with a slacker like her, what will the basilisk class rep think?

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:37:25 No.15318504

>>15318475
Bonus points if The trip is to a demon realm

More bonus points if it is a demonic realm where the hellhound spent her childhood at

decent plottwist bonus if she has to keep you from discovering that she was in fact a nerdhound in her younger years.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:39:36 No.15318512 >>15318475 No thanks, Hellhounds aren't my type.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:40:18 No.15318516 So how does /mgg/ feel about multi-headed MGs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:41:49 No.15318521 >>15318516 They're stupid, other than dullahans with extra heads. >tfw no monstergirl like the evil princess in Return to Oz

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:45:50 No.15318532 >>15318521 >Mombi I keep trying to blot that one out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:52:46 No.15318545 How do you stop nerdy mindflayers from giving you shit taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:53:11 No.15318547 Muscular girls are lame and can't get any boys because they are too manly and not very feminine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:54:25 No.15318550 >>15318512 Same here mate. I'd actually prefer a vanilla wolfgirl over a hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:54:54 No.15318551 >>15318547 That's why you put them in frilly dresses and take them out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:55:27 No.15318553 >>15318545 Wear a protective helmet at all times.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:55:44 No.15318554 >>15318550 Same.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:56:00 No.15318556 Time to watch shitty actions movies and see if my waifu can survive. I just notices thread got to the image limit

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:56:15 No.15318557 >>15318545 Introduce your own tentacle into her cranial cavities and change her tastes by force.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:57:20 No.15318559 >>15318545 Get some of those spikedcondom things they make for African women, only for your ears. That'll show her!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:57:46 No.15318560 >>15318545 >Mindflayers >Shit taste The only thing they'd turn you into is a faggot kemono lover like Bob or Shoggy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 21:59:24 No.15318565 >>15318557 Can Mindflayers flay themselves through another mindflayer?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:01:23 No.15318569 >>15318532 >Mombi yandere who takes the heads of the girls who like you and keeps them all in vast display case halls of glass and mirrors. >Their headless petrified bodies decorate the grounds around her castle. Now THIS is some vintage fearboner.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:02:29 No.15318571 Uh oh! Your waifu stumbles upon one of those "Waifu abuse expressions" charts, but it's one with you! How does she react?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:04:21 No.15318575 >>15318571 Cuddling and promising that everything will be alright. It will be kinda weird because I'm playing vidya games and she's a big ol' wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:04:55 No.15318577 >>15318571 jokes on you since I don't have a waifu because its too hard for me to pick a favorite among all the great girls

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:04:56 No.15318578 >>15318571 She wants to test the accuracy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:06:07 No.15318582 >>15318571 She gets upset, but also a little aroused.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:06:14 No.15318584 >>15318577 Do a random roll.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:07:43 No.15318588 >>15318569 >it's not just limited to human girls >she makes all of the heads watch as she rapes you >all of them >including her own

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:08:54 No.15318590 >>15318571 Upset, because you only lightly abuse your husbando out of love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:09:45 No.15318592 Which monsters would run a homeless shelter

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:10:43 No.15318594 >>15318249 What do you mean? There's already non-standard alps available. Alp alraunes, alp liches, alp werewolves, alp pharaohs, the list goes on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:11:44 No.15318601 >>15318592 Sandworm and shoggoth would have it easiest. I can totally see a kejourou running a whorephanage too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:12:26 No.15318605 >>15318545 Fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:12:34 No.15318606 >>15318571 Jealous, angry. No one else has the right to even think about those faces

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:13:00 No.15318607 >>15318605 Maybe she is too slimey to burn

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:14:05 No.15318609 >>15318601 Does that kejourou have an afro?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:14:24 No.15318611 >>15318588 >it's not just limited to human girls >I saw that succubus eyeing you at the bar, Anon. >And I thought, wouldn't you love to try a handlebar blowjob with those dick sucking lips?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:15:04 No.15318614 >>15318607 That just means you need more/hotter fire. There would be lots of sizzling involved.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:15:34 No.15318616 >>15318606 Expect for her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:17:14 No.15318621 >>15318609 She is not Black Dynamite

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:21:23 No.15318631 >>15318601 As in the men have to whore themselves out to stay there?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:21:25 No.15318632 >>15318616 You got the right idea. Everyone except for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:26:20 No.15318646 >>15318616 You've got the right idea. Everyone except for her

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:33:56 No.15318680 >>15318631 It's a future profession and a way to keep the orphanage afloat! Don't fuck with the boys though, those that do are known to show up in rivers with strange marks around their necks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:40:38 No.15318694 >>15318680 It'll just force them to be lifelong whores.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:47:21 No.15318709 >>15318605 She would reach through dimensions and give me wing hugs while wraping me with her scaly tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:54:16 No.15318726 Cerberus with one genki head, one normal, and one tsuntsun!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:54:58 No.15318729 >>15318726 how about no

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 22:56:49 No.15318740 >>15318726 Triple blowjob?

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:03:03 No.15318754

>You'll never be an "escort" in MG Vegas
>You'll never spend your time "entertaining" rich clients in one of the hotels, no matter what they make you do.
>You'll never go to your hotel room at the end of the day with your meager earnings and get blazed out of your mind to take the edge off.
Well thank god for small miracles I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:04:20 No.15318761 >>15318754 >getting blazed

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:04:21 No.15318762 >>15318754 I want to be a Magician Monster Girl's sexy boy assistant in MG Vegas! Or a waiter who wears skimpy clothing and has to deal with vulgar touchy old monster girls trying to grope me! MG Vegas is every boyslut's dream!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:05:00 No.15318764 >>15318761 Better that than heroin or crack.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:05:13 No.15318767 >>15318754 no thanks I'd be a house husband before doing any of that

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:05:18 No.15318769 Monsters must be shown that no means no

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:06:14 No.15318772 >>15318769 how?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:06:14 No.15318773 >>15318764 >Doing drugs

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:06:42 No.15318774 >>15318767 Same here, buds.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:06:48 No.15318775 >>15318740 How would that even work? She couldn't really do all three at once without somebody hurting, and the helicopter method just seems silly. If anything, the blowjob would have to be done harmonica-style or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:06:50 No.15318776 >>15318764 DUDE.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:10:17 No.15318781

>>15318773
Imagine living every day doing whatever some snobby rich monstergirl from California or some shit wants knowing that it's your only source of income.
Imagine knowing that quitting means you'll never get another job again because guess what? Prostitution in MGV is run by the Tanuki Mafia and if you quit you're ruined.
Imagine knowing the only way out is to catch a plane and if you quit you'll never get enough money to do it. and the only place that has flights to and from MGV is MGC.
Would you or would you not do SOMETHING to take the edge off that horrible life?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:12:38 No.15318787 >>15318781 yeah it called finding a mg wife and getting the fuck out of dodge

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:13:33 No.15318789 >>15318781 >taking the edge off y doing drugs >Not spending that money on books or seeing movies It's like you want to ruin your health.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:14:55 No.15318794 >>15318781 You're making things sound worse then they are. If you're smart you can live a comfortable life.

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:15:06 No.15318795

>>15318787
It's not that easy.
But it's prime healing material.
Imagine one of your clients finding out how you live and buying your contract.
Imagine her making you her butler only to use it as an excuse to help you kick your addictions.
Imagine her healing you and eventually marrying you.
Healing is the fucking best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:15:38 No.15318797 >>15318787 What monster girl would want used goods? Maybe for a quick fuck but not marriage material.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:16:23 No.15318800 >>15318795 >those spoilers this I can agree with

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:17:13 No.15318809

>>15318789
It's Monster Girl Vegas man, Movies and Books have jacked up prices to get money from tourists.

>>15318794
I fail to see how one can live a comfortable life spending 18 hours a day doing whatever humiliating things rich monstergirls want you to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:18:12 No.15318811 >>15318797 >What monster girl would want used goods the one's with a healing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:18:29 No.15318813 >>15318809 Not if you travel to suburbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:20:37 No.15318817 >>15318813 But then it's hot as balls and there's dust fucking everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:20:49 No.15318818 >>15318809 Enjoy being a slut and get good at it so you get paid well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:22:04 No.15318822 I wonder how being the assistant in a monstergirl magic act would be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:23:25 No.15318828 >>15318818 But then I'll never get married.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:23:57 No.15318829 >>15318818 Some anons are into that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:24:18 No.15318831 >>15318817 Well sucks to be you. You gotta make compromises my good Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:24:31 No.15318834 tubby monster girls are for ___

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:25:30 No.15318839 If you had a monster sister she would be willing to pretend to be your girlfriend, right? I mean how else will you protect yourself from rape

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:25:41 No.15318841 >>15318834 Hugging Cuddling Impregnating Kissing Feeding Stuffing

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:25:46 No.15318842 >>15318828 So what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:25:47 No.15318843 >>15318834 getting them toned

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:26:54 No.15318847 >>15318822 >"And now I am going to make his penis... disappear!" >It was an overwhelming success >The audience was shocked and amazed to see somebody alp on stage

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:27:13 No.15318849 >>15318842 So that's really important to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:27:22 No.15318851 >>15318829 thats some of most potent daydream fuel this thread has ever given me

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:27:31 No.15318853 >>15318839 >Pretend

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:27:55 No.15318857 >>15318834 Being chubby senpais that you post about all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:28:08 No.15318858 >>15318847 That act always sucks, no wonder they fog up the stage because that alp costume is low quality

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:28:39 No.15318864 >>15318849 But whores get lots of sex and money,

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:29:31 No.15318869 >>15318853 Actually dating is incest and wrong but pretend is alright because it isn't real

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:29:49 No.15318871 >>15318857 I like the way you think Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:30:17 No.15318872 >>15318839 Nah, monsters can sense if you're both just faking it. You need to go all the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:31:09 No.15318874 >>15318864 But I want emotional fulfillment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:31:20 No.15318876 >>15318858 >She's actually always been an alp and it's the boy part where she dresses up. Going see her sitting in bed with a tub of ice cream

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:32:41 No.15318878 >>15318872 >Nah, monsters can sense if you're both just faking it. That's just a rumor to get young boys to have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:33:16 No.15318880 >>15318694 "Enable" is the word you're looking for. Mama Kej's boys aren't just regular old whores either, they're great courtiers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:33:19 No.15318881 >>15318869 But anon, what if your sister forms an emotional connection with you? You can't break her heart and get another girlfriend could you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:33:59 No.15318883 >>15318839 But I really want her to be my girlfriend! It's what otouto's dream of, being their big sister's love!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:34:11 No.15318884 >>15318881 But it was all pretend

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:35:14 No.15318888 >>15318876 Maybe she should get better stage makeup

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:35:30 No.15318890 >>15318884 But it wasn't pretend to her

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:37:19 No.15318893 Mofu? a.uguu.se/XdUJzDWnYNJL.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:37:25 No.15318894 >>15318888 Perhaps. A boyfriend would work as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:37:31 No.15318895 I want a heart broken otouto and imouto to start dating after their older sibling shot them down

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:38:14 No.15318897 >>15318876 Gonna feed her spirit energy until she has to quit because she can't pull off the boy disguise anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:39:23 No.15318904 >>15318869 Don't worry anon. It's not incest if you're only using each other to masturbate. Even if there's penetration it's okay because it's just masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:39:37 No.15318905 >>15318890 But it was her idea for it to be all pretend when I asker her how to avoid rape

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:39:59 No.15318907 >>15318897 >Tries it far down the line. >They have to put a stop to it because her tits are far too noticeable in the shirt. >That and her ass is too fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:40:03 No.15318909 >>15318895 How on earth would they work out their relationship? They're both subs, who long for an older sibling's guiding hand, who love serving and being helpful. It's like trying to push two negative sides of a magnet together.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:41:43 No.15318914 >>15318909 They take turns

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:43:10 No.15318925 >>15315167 what is this from?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:43:58 No.15318929 >>15318876 I'll help the alp out. I know what it feels like to be down on your luck. I'll get her a tub of ice cream of her favorite flavor. And a cat poster that says "Hang in there!"

Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:47:34 No.15318939

>>15318905
Anon, she was just saying that so you wouldn't reject her.

Don't you see the way she blushes when you look at her?
Or the way her hands tremble when you hold them?
Or her cold emotionless gaze whenever you talk to other women?

Face the facts anon, it's not pretend

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:48:16 No.15318944 >>15318929 This sounds wonderful. Surely it will inspire her to finish writing her novel. But flavor of ice cream is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:48:59 No.15318948 >>15318893 Did someone decorate a cotton-ball?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:49:13 No.15318949 >>15318929 Good man, She is now suitably motivated, if slightly pudgy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:49:17 No.15318950 >>15318944 Boot to the head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:54:04 No.15318974 >>15318939 If anon isn't careful he might end up with a yandere sister, unless that's his plan in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:56:31 No.15318983 >>15318944 Chocolate Hathor Ice Cream. >>15318949 A motivated soft alp is a good alp. Maybe with her newfound confidence she can finally get a cute boy to date her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:57:17 No.15318988 >>15318939 What about that boy she knows, I thought the plan was to fake date until I can find a real girlfriend then she hooks up with him

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:57:38 No.15318994 >>15318974 I give him 2-3 days until he's tied up in a basement.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:58:30 No.15318998 >>15318994 The lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 30, 2016 23:59:33 No.15319001 >>15318988 Anon that boy was you

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:04:09 No.15319014 >>15318983 True. She could always show off her rear in some tight fitting pants.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:07:26 No.15319027 >>15319014 An Alp in shorts that once were tight jeans but that she cut the legs off of for the sake of summer?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:08:24 No.15319029 >>15319027 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:11:22 No.15319043 >You will never find a wurm in your apple

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:13:39 No.15319050 >>15319043 that is a big apple

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:14:38 No.15319054 >>15319050 Or a small Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:15:57 No.15319061 >>15319050 We couldend world hunger with those if only they weren't so prone to get wurms. >>15319054 >Stretchy wurm onahole I don't know why, but I don't like it one bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:16:16 No.15319064 >>15319054 Or a regular sized wurm sticking a claw in your apple just to make the joke about having a wurm in your apple

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:17:24 No.15319067 >>15319064 That seems suspiciously clever for a Wurm. Are you sure it's not a Ryu posing as one to get some attention?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:19:42 No.15319086 >>15319064 Is she just doing what her cheshire friend told her to do? I feel like she'd be confused if you started laughing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:19:48 No.15319087 >>15319067 It's not like wurms are particularly more popular than ryus, so why would one do that

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:20:35 No.15319091 >>15319087 Nobody likes Water Wurms, anon.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:46:28 No.15319195

>>15319091
I have disagree heavily, I like ryu's a lot and their my favorite of the 5 dragon girls due to their more gentle, kind-hearted nature. Plus, they can coil you up in loving cuddles as it rains out and providing the perfect mood to relax, or to go swim with as they glide through the water that their so in touch with. Ryu's are love.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:57:36 No.15319243 >>15319195 I wonder who's behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 00:58:59 No.15319254 >>15319243 Probably a wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:02:43 No.15319267 >>15319254 Wurm likes her ryu sister a lot and just wants other people to like her too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:03:16 No.15319269 >>15319243 actually this post comes from a guy who just likes Ryu's, nothing more and nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:04:15 No.15319273 >>15319269 Suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:06:53 No.15319283 >>15319267 Well it would help if she would stop weather stalking every boy she likes. Those shirohebi are rubbing off on her in all the wrong ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:11:51 No.15319304 >>15319243 Damned Christmas cake Ryu's! I want one!

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:13:35 No.15319312 Awwww shit. I can finally post again after so long away. Guess this means I can actually put in the effort to write again, if there's actually any interest for more Alp Adventures left.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:14:42 No.15319317 >>15319312 >Alp Adventures That's an old one.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:15:00 No.15319319

>>15319273
>>15319283
>>15319304
How, all I'm saying is that the Ryu is my favorite of the dragons, just like how everyone else has their own favorite dragon. About the rain, that's just the result at her tear's of happiness when I told her I'd like to go on a date with her, she's really happy and nervous about are first date together since she has never been on one with a guy who also likes her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:18:33 No.15319324 Can you trick a wurm into thinking she isnt a wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:19:48 No.15319328 >>15319324 Take her to the beach and insist that she is a sandwurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:19:56 No.15319329 >>15319324 Sure. We tricked one into thinking she was a ghost ages ago. It's also easy to convince them they're ryuu or choo-choo trains.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:20:22 No.15319334 >>15319324 I know you can logic them into thinking they're ghosts. >no legs >can walk through walls >moan loudly at night

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:23:57 No.15319341 >>15319312 Yes please

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:24:47 No.15319345 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, get ready to teach your daughteru how to swim as summer is soon upon us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:27:35 No.15319354 >>15319345 Teaching a hinezumi to swim seems a bit hard. They're afraid of the water genetically.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:27:50 No.15319355 >>15319345 Summer IS upon us. Water is just too cold and too wet for swimming right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:28:16 No.15319356 >>15319345 >Teaching a sea bishop how to swim What's next, do I need to teach my harpy daughteru how to fly? My oni daughteru how to drink? My succubus daughter how to be a slut? Ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:29:07 No.15319359 >>15319356 How would you teach a succubus how to be a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:29:39 No.15319361 >>15319355 Yes, I too prefer my water much drier than it is this time of year. t. Sandworm

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:31:50 No.15319372 >>15319359 I don't know, maybe make her watch some Brittney Spears music videos? A man shouldn't have to do these things; sluts are born, not made. I mean, unless we're talking alps or bicorns or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:32:34 No.15319376 >>15319372 Alps are sluts in their heart of hearts before they lose their cockles.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:35:01 No.15319384

>>15319376
And unicorns are closet nymphos before they get girlcucked, so that example doesn't stand either. See? I shouldn't even need to consider such things; if your succubus daughter isn't giving her popsicles blowjobs by the time she's five you should probably take her to a counselor to make sure she's developing properly anyway.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:35:17 No.15319385

>>15319345
You know anon, that's a good idea. While I'm thinking about it, I should teach my waifu as well, all they really know is the doggy paddle. Plus, I get to see them in their cute matching swimsuits and touch them inappropriately while helping them float!

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:38:21 No.15319398 >>15319384 Food for thought, what if you don't see her practicing while you are awake because she is practicing while you are asleep. And while you wife gives advice

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:38:24 No.15319399

>>15319317
>That's an old one.
And I'm an old one too. Although a very lazy old one who lost the will to write when I couldn't even really participate in the threads. I've rather missed you fags. (Says the one who writes about an Alp...)

>>15319341
>Yes please
...r-really? Hmm well, I've had the idea to do a chapter involving an altercation with a group of Thug Lyfe Lizardmen. Lizardwomen...Lizardgirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:40:06 No.15319405 All a man needs is a decent gun and sword to cover all problems.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:41:36 No.15319408

>>15319398
Well, if you can't tell the difference between you're waifu's blowjob and you're daughteru's blowjob even in you're sleep you're a failure as a man. Those waking practice "blowjobs" should still happen to polish her seduction skills regardless so if you don't see them she's still slacking.

>>15319405
There's a significant lack of shields and high explosives there, sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:42:15 No.15319415 >>15319405 But if you have the gun, why do you need the sword?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:51:21 No.15319443 >>15319415 Swords don't run out of ammo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:53:42 No.15319452 >>15319443 Neither do crossbows if you get good bolts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:54:14 No.15319455 >>15319452 But anon said a gun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:57:15 No.15319468 >>15319452 This would require you to retrieve your bolts during battle so you'd still need the sword. I odn't know why you'd choose a crossbow when there's a gun at your disposal anyway unless you've got some very specific armor to defeat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 01:58:32 No.15319473 >>15319399 Just thug life and not thugdere? Can the protagonist call the bancho "cool" and have her blush and stammer at her to shut up?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:01:07 No.15319484 Jabberwock Doujins are en route via EMS. Expect news on them Monday or Sunday.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:02:22 No.15319487

On the one hand, MGE, and thus, highly relevant to the thread's interests...

On the other, yuri, highly counter to the thread's interests due to the inevitable shitstorm...

I'll just leave this here and hope for the best.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/My_Pet_Tentacle_Monster/429450/Monsta-Goils

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:02:46 No.15319489 >>15319484 yeah baby

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:05:37 No.15319495 12 hours and no new thread, come on now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:08:31 No.15319504 >>15319473 I have a few ideas in mind. Just because one is an alp doesn't mean one can't get all the bitches.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:09:28 No.15319507 I don't know maybe Janet doesn't want to kill the thread. which is kind of weird cause this time it's not turning into a flame war before the thread crashes with no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:10:25 No.15319510 >>15319487 This matchup doesn't even make sense. I'm neither angry or happy, just confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:11:42 No.15319512 >>15319487 Fuck off.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:11:49 No.15319513

>>15319487
So basically you're retarded, right?

>Here's this thing that only maybe four people in the thread will like
>And has a 8/10 chance of burning the place down
>Gee, I guess I'll go ahead and post it anyway
>What's the worst that could happen?

Real IQ test there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:11:58 No.15319514 >>15319510 I thought the same thing. How and why would those things be in the same place at any time?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:12:17 No.15319515 >>15319487 I feel like I am intruding in someone's bedroom, and they aren't in the "come in for a threeway" mood.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:14:08 No.15319519 >>15319515 >they aren't in the "come in for a threeway" mood. Yet. Just wait for the moth dust to kick in. In te meantime,nereids are succubi so they'd probably enjoy being watched.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:17:13 No.15319526 >>15319513 >8/10 >Not 4/5 >Not properly reducing your fractions See me after class.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:21:06 No.15319528 >>15319526 >not using per decile for greater effect

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:21:53 No.15319529 >>15319526 Would frustrating your hakutaku teacher result in hatesex or a legitimate stern talking to?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:25:29 No.15319539 >>15319529 Depends on if she has taken a liking to you. If so, this would be the perfect excuse to keep you after class. Well, its reason enough to try to keep you after class

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:26:50 No.15319541 How do you discipline your daughterus anon? Koboldfuckers need not apply.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:28:04 No.15319542

>>15319529
They wouldn't honestly care. The only knowledge they care about is their own, and they soak it up like a sponge magically without any normal learning. Also don't forget that they're the kind of teachers that give you an impossible quiz then suggest you need a tutor just to set you up with the lonely nerdbird in class.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:29:26 No.15319546 >>15319541 Fuck. How do you punish a dormouse daughter without your guilt killing you? What did she even do to get in trouble in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:31:09 No.15319551 >>15319541 Cheap off brand foods that deteriorate, have bland taste, and poor texture that destroy appetites. If they don't eat it, rub their nose in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:34:16 No.15319557 >>15319541 >spoiler That's cold anon, real cold. Please don't bully me.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:36:58 No.15319560

>>15319546
Something bad. I don't know, like falling asleep on the train home from school and ending up in a part of town that will get her raped for days.

>>15319551
That's a great way to give her an eating disorder man, jesus.

>>15319557
Nothing personal, I just don't like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:38:06 No.15319562 >>15319560 You leave Jesus out of this. He's for driving school and scapegoating.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:39:32 No.15319563 >>15319562 I just think it's bad parenting to give your daughteru a bad relationship with food, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:40:34 No.15319565 >>15319560 I suppose a stern talking to would be enough for her, she'd probably be terrified after that. I'd probably start driving her home from school more too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:42:20 No.15319568 >>15319560 >Nothing personal, I just don't like you. aww.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:43:15 No.15319571 >>15319563 It's not my fault the food abuses her, and it's not like you can take off brand poptarts to court. Blame the system not the man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:45:27 No.15319579 >>15319571 But you're her provider, man. You choose what to buy, and you said you'd tease her when she doesn't eat it. You're an enabler who is just as guilty as the system, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:48:34 No.15319584 >>15319541 Take away her books and computer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:50:46 No.15319587 I'm going to protest against monster they only way I know how! with a angry letter!

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:51:48 No.15319590 >>15319541 No building toys nor games simulating such for a period befitting the crime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:52:50 No.15319592 >>15319541 She goes in the cage.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:56:57 No.15319597 >>15319579 I wouldn't skimp out on legitimate meals. Snacks are fair and a completely valid area for war though. What's she gonna do, court martial me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 02:57:38 No.15319600 >>15319597 >I wouldn't skimp out on legitimate meals. Oh, that's okay then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:06:01 No.15319612 >>15319541 Let the wife handle it, I'd be too busy doing corny Dad stuff or working to actually be a father.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:21:16 No.15319660 >>15319541 manipulative guilt trips and fatalistic hyperbole >that's why you always leave a note

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:24:51 No.15319667 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:27:13 No.15319671 >>15319612 Corny Dad stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:35:51 No.15319686 People like Tanukis, yes? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjxJQ_6VAAMjHVh.jpg:orig

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:37:17 No.15319689 >>15319686 Doesn't look sneaky at all. That's even more suspicious than your usual Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:47:26 No.15319703 What's the most patriotic monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 03:49:06 No.15319709 >>15319703 Bear Girl defends Mother Russia from fascists in other, smaller and weaker countries.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:03:04 No.15319742 >>15319686 What a small tail! I bet she's not even a real Tanuki!

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:04:15 No.15319745 >>15319686 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:11:02 No.15319758 >>15317333 >>15317505 I second this. Please?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:12:51 No.15319764 >>15317333 Putin with a kiki

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:25:45 No.15319808 >>15319703 Eagle harpy that ties a flag to her leg when she flies

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:41:44 No.15319832 >>15319703 Druella

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:44:31 No.15319835 >>15319832 I.... can't argue against this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 04:57:54 No.15319865 >>15319832 Requesting Druella flying the original stars and stripes while dressed as a member of the colonial army.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:04:43 No.15319885

>"Do you need anything? Anything at all? I can wash and clean and sweep and and... and anything really."

>She had appeared from thin air, the feathers on her sleeves led you to believe she was a harpy, but her maid outfit and human hands said otherwise. You didn't know what she wanted from you, but you were broke, and you told her as much.

>"Broke? That doesn't matter. I like cleaning. Please, consider it a favor that you'd be doing for me... Just let me clean your house. Just a little!"

>Her eye screamed with desperation, there had only been two other times in your life that you felt this kind of despair, the first was when you told your childhood friend that you were moving away, the second was when a shirohebi tried to ask you out. You didn't want to be here.

>"C'mon... I don't bite, far from it! I can suck if you want. Have you ever had a clawjob? They're good, really good! Do you have any other fantasies you'd like to play out? I'll call you master and you can rape the maid, that's hot right? Right?"

>She took a step forward, a weak step that ended in her stumbling onto your lap. Her hands grabbed onto the hem of your shirt as she looked up at your face. For the first time you noticed just how decrepit her outfit really was, it was falling to pieces.

>"Whoops! Master, it looks like I fell on you and got you dirty. Let's go home so I can clean it up for you. Please take me home... Please take me with you master."

>You can hardly move fast enough, one jump back and she falls to the ground with her hands pathetically swinging at the air in search of you shirt. A dull crack rings as her face meets the pavement.

>"Oww... Master, why did you do such a thing? I just want to serve you... Can't I be useful for you at least? Doesn't anyone want me? Master? Are you still here? I can't see you anymore. It's so cold master... Please love me... Please?"

>You've already put half a block between you, her dying voice resonates in the cold winter air even as you duck into a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:10:32 No.15319912 >>15319885 I don't get it, is she blind or something? I would take her home tho. I probably wouldn’t marry her. But I would still take her home and care for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:13:50 No.15319926 >>15319912 >Replying to an ancient pasta sad text Anon, you're better than this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:13:55 No.15319927 >>15319912 I don't think she's blind, at least initially. I don't really know though, this was actually just a story I copy pasta'd here from my Dragon girl's treasure hoard of old stories and pictures.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:15:01 No.15319931 >>15319865 Everyone knows Deruella's flag is a giant censor blur though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:15:10 No.15319932 Can someone please post a sappy healing story now? Thanks.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:16:25 No.15319935

I want to run a Cockatrice farm, and be the number one producer of Cockatrice eggs and feathers from timid Cockatrices with small bodies but wide hips.

I'm going to need a lot of farmhands brave enough to risk being paralyzed by a Cockatrice's gaze.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:16:36 No.15319936 >>15319927 >>15319926 Wow, I had completely forgot it was a copypasta. Now I feel like an idiot. I’m going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:18:11 No.15319941 >>15319936 I'm going to bed too. Sweet dreams and don't let the bug girls bite anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 05:59:47 No.15320021 Would monster girls ERP as boys on the internet? Would you waifu ERP as you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 06:06:34 No.15320040 >>15320021 Yes. And she might try, but it'd always turn ouzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 06:26:36 No.15320085

>>15320021
>ERP as boy on the internet
>use "Yeehaw" and "turgid" one too many times
>spill spaghetti when the girl on the other end calls you on it
>failed erp session becomes a heart to heart as the lonely cc monstergirl on the other end convinces you to accept your loss and move on
>such is a day in the life of a stage 2 alp

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 06:48:45 No.15320144 >>15320085 This makes my tallywacker moist.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 07:23:08 No.15320265 >>15319885 Wasn't there a healing story like this? just not with a blind Kiki.

Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 07:34:06 No.15320306

>>15319932
>Knight wants to fight a dragon, so he heads out to a cave said to hold one.
>he roars out for the dragon to face him in battle.
>He's fully armoured with sword at the ready and rearing to go for fight, that is until he sees her slowly make her way to the entrance.
>One of her horns is broken, half her face is covered in bloody rags, one of her wings looks dislocated and she has a serious limp in her leg.
>Despite all this she raises her arms in a attempt to look ready to fight. Her eyes filled with desperation.
>This is far from the beast he wanted to kill, all he sees is a broken girl.
>In stead of attacking, the knight sheaths his sword, the will to fight drained out of him, and asks the dragon what happened to her.
>Turns out her last treasure raid went badly, resulting in her current state with no riches to call the event worth it.
>The Knight decides to take care of the dragon.
>She refuses saying that being helped by a human is below her.
>He tell her to take its as part of her punishment for her actions if that makes her feel better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, May 31, 2016 07:54:36 No.15320358 Any fool can buy a rock and present it to a dragon. I better idea is to give her a diamond necklace you yourself mined the jelws for

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