Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

it's finally Sandworm's time to shine!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15304347
die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304347
I love sand worms, but there's not much that can be done with them, story wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304347
>Sandworm
Jesus christ I knew I should have made the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304357
What's wrong with Sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

That leaves two more. Design wise I felt like Rowlet kinda overshadowed the other two in terms of popularity. I should do some changes on the other two a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304347
die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304337
But snakes are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304347
die,

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304364
how about a reptile cult that has rituals for whatever reptile based monster women want to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304370
How can one person be so wrong? Y is obviously the one true waifu.

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>>15304370>>15304378
You fools, Z is legendary

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons. Friend or foe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304384
Friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304384
Lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304384
Friend with benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

What you doing right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304357
>Being mad about Sandworms
Taste this bad should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304395
Talking about Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304384
I titled that image "Red Headed Perfection" in my personal archive.

What does that tell you?

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>>15304395
Working. Thinking about Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304395
Reading crap, writing worse crap, got QI in the back ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304395
Playing poker on Granblue Fantasy and cursing my awful luck.

Makes me wonder though, what would monster girl casinos be like?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15304395
Playing Slime Rancher but it looks like I've done what's to do. Gonna go find out if Stellaris is any good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304399
Dancing queen?

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Why are elves so dirty and treacherous?

[Anonymous No.]

No waifu? Just make your own.

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>>15304446
Crabman's Golem is the best.

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>>15304436
The nature of Elves is to hate and revile anyone who hasn't proven their worth.
Of course, once they lose to the cock, you'll never find a woman more doting, affectionate and servile.

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>>15304446
I'm really lovin the Updated golem design

[Anonymous No.]

lizard grills are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304362
Owls are top tier

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>>15304449
Overhyped and broing. I much prefer KC's.

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>>15304449
Crabman's proportions are shit, KC's actually looks reasonably attractive.

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>>15304491
>>15304496
Guess I like big tits too much.

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>>15304449
Better than the old one? Sure, that was shitty cosplay tier
But new one is much better than crabshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304500
KC's new golem is still sort of cosplay tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304446
Gothic/Victorian themed Golems when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304503
"Cosplay teir" is such a vague phrase you could apply it to most monster girls.

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>>15304477
My counterpoint: Moths

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>>15304513
KC's got his own idea of what "Cosplay-tier" is even, that being his "Majin-type" girls. Dhampir and Witch, to name two...

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I will go on a adventure for riches and treasure. my trusty sword skill shall see me to glory! Just need to aviod the more bullshitter monsters

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>>15304516
moths are fine too

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>>15304519
adventuring is overrated, Id rather just mind my own business and be a inventor, show some monsters the power of science!

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>>15304509
One can only hope soon.
>Pale skin
>White hair
>Golem bits are reminiscent of motifs used in lich and wisp designs
>Black gothic pinnacle shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304522
>wanting more pauldrons

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>>15304529
Obviously not so obnoxious as the last pair. But look at golem pauldrons. He's proved he can do them well

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>>15304347
just kidding, moe vore is cute

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>>15304539
>vore
Not really. Not unless her girl bits eat you

[Anonymous No.]

Introducing monsters to tech when

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>>15304548
>"Fufu, Deear~"
>Turn around to see your tall, soft wight waifu with her face half hidden by a camera
>"You really like that don't you?"
>"I love it! Hey, make the face."
>A slight blush covers your cheeks, "What face?"
>A smile covers hers, "That face you make, come on. The one where your tongue slips out and your eyes roll back."
>Beet-red now, "W-why?"
>"I need it. This 'camera' thing lets me see it whenever I want."
>"...You already can see it whenever you want."
>"Fufu, I know, I know but I mean when we can't be together, like when I'm out being an emissary."
>Camera zooms in as your eyes dart around nervously before you hesitatingly open your mouth and let your tongue slip out, whole face crimson as your eyes roll back.
>"Kyaa!" The camera PoV drops as a blur tackle you off screen and you see clothing fly off.

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>>15304544
It's close enough, really. Not all vore is a giantess eating you.
A lot is like..a pit of tentacles engulfing someone.

And a giant worm eating you is pretty vore fetish in my mind.

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You really couldn't make the OP one of the recent official arts? Like the golem redesign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304477
Thicker tails.

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>>15304582
>Not all vore is a [thing] eating you.
That's literally what vore is though. I don't think simply being in a tentacle pit is vore. And the worm isn't really "eating you" the way I see it. Just kind of enveloping you. Like, being inside a wisp's cage wouldn't be "vore", the primary motive and result behind being inside a sandworm isn't for it to digest or swallow you.

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>>15304548
>lich that now archives rare tomes on her laptop to not damage the pages
>Kunoichi learning to get round/destroy security systems
>Succubus trying to charm a guy via phone
>nightmares and alarm clocks

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>>15304594
I want to help Lich-chan start an online forum about Necromancy!

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>>15304589
You really couldn't make the thread in the designated furry boards? Like /b/ and /trash/?

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>Hotheaded Dragon who causes a scene everywhere she goes
>People call her Godzilla behind her back
As her husband, would you work to discourage others from calling her names behind her back, or would you work to cool her head and take away the reason they do so?
Secret third option, embrace and encourage her behavior to teach people to fear her.

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>>15304608
third option as long as I gain the powers to destroy shit with her

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>>15304608
>you always goes around apologising for your "clumsy" dragon waifu
>the second your back's turned she goes back to wreaking shit with a smile on her face

Devious.

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I HATE elves.

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>>15304630
Your loss pal, I'm completely fine with elves

I would even marry one

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>>15304602
I bet her forum would get trolled by elves who are only tough online because they know what will happen to them if they act haughty in real life.

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>>15304630
Everyone does.

Except faggots.

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>>15304686
>Not knocking up an Elf
>Not forcing her to bear the humiliation of being pregnant with some human's spawn
>Not watching in unrestrained delight as that defiant, proud attitude is slowly broken by none other than her own hormones
>Not relishing the affection your Elven wife now lavishes upon both you and your daughter she gave birth to

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>>15304698
I'd rather fill up a spider's womb with my seed.

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>>15304636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304702
>Not an elf-spider

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>>15304636
Goddamn Elves, they are more semen demons than Lillims will ever be.

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>>15304606
>tfw you used to frequent a thread on /co/
>Threads moved to /trash/
>Thread is now a Trump and /pol/ circlejerk with 75% of the art posted being characters with MAGA hats shooped on to them

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>>15304762
>Going to /co/
>Ever

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>>15304771
The aforementioned thread, RWBY general, is the only reason I went to the board. I don't much give a shit about comics nor any currently airing cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304780
>RWBY

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>>15304762
Christ they're like bronies.

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>>15304793
I know anon, I know. We all make mistakes.

I even used to write lewd stories of it. Not very good ones, but sometimes I think of doing monster girl ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304762
>>15304780
>He goes to /co/
>He watches RWBY
>He doesn't want to make america great again
I don't know which is worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304793
I think its okay, not ground breaking or anything but its alright

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>>15304762
So are you saying that if we circlejerk and start to post monstergirls in MAGA hats in the Monster Girl Generals, they'll finally be banished to /trash/ where they belong along with you greenposters?

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>It's bed time for little Jinko kitten daughter.
>Lift her up, she embraces you
>Try putting her into the bed
>She growls and digs her claws into your clothes
>Pull her back she calms down
>Try putting her back she growls and digs her claws again
What do?

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>>15304762
>/co/
HAIL HYDRA

What MG would be the best hidden nazi?

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>>15304762
>Never heard of /trash/ before, let's check it out
>Zooptopia General
>ERP Thread: Fuckin' an Animal edition
>Gfur 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Clop Dumps
>Fapping Together Thread: BJ Edition
what is this place

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>>15304814
Please do not bully us Mister Native /jp/sie! Haven't we been great guests here on your board all these years?

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>>15304816
Lie down with her until she falls alseep. Use the moment of peace to wonder how a corpse managed to give birth to a Jinko.

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>>15304817
Regular elf
everyone suspects the darkies, but what about regular elves?

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>>15304824
She may have lied about where she got the ovaries from

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>>15304814
That's not the reason they were banished to /trash/, that's what happened after they moved to /trash/.

If I remember correctly they're there during the post season hiatus or something.

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>>15304813
Agreed
but it was fan-wanked to the point where it reached attack on titan levels of overrated. the bajillion react vids didn't help

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>>15304819
Seems like the furry containment board. Becaue they needed another one that wasn't /b/

>>15304828
My waifu's body is 100% hers!

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>>15304825
>not wurm who just pretends to be retarded

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>>15304830
So I take it that making a general during these times is considered spam or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304819
A fun place.

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>>15304838
/trash is to /b what /b is to normal people

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to make a orange and apple farm, and then corner off a part for the insect girls to eat without ruining my shit

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>>15304850
So what you're saying is that trash is the new place I should direct the furfags that happen to drop by every now and then.

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>>15304871
Pretty much.

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>>15304832
Its the internet
alot of people over-hype shit. I like to just see for my self, like RWBY and OPM

that being said I dont know how bad the rwby general was as the only other thread I go to here is the /v drawthread.

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>>15304819
So I went and looked at the ERP thread.
I guess I can understand why some pepole don't want RPing here.

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>>15304886
The threads used to be pretty good. Lots of original content (art and stories mostly), and they were fully aware that RWBY is ads. Now it's just old art with MAGA hats and waifu wars.

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>>15304592
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

The softest! The cutest! The cuddliest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304902
You can't be fucking serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304896
>ads
what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304906
XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304909
Ass. Ducking autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304913
:P

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304913
>>15304922
The fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304922
just tell me the fucking sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304916
I see
well ive got a lot of free time on my hands and I cant 24/7 anime so might just give it a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304930
Lurk more you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

What would the opposite of a shirohebi be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304951
ibehorihs

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>>15304951
An Apophis?

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>>15304951
Kurohebi? Sounds great for a mayadere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304941
top de la kek, /b/ro XD

[Anonymous No.]

FAT CAT ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304985
You've summoned her! What are your three wishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304951
An atheist unloyal whore blacksnake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304987
>blacksnake
Oh myyy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304995
I want to have some snake pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304986
butt_genie.jpg

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>>15304986
My first wish is more tomboyish hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305026
The big black V?

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it Asanagi.

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>>15305077
>Asanagi.
He the guy with all the downer endings right?

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>>15304951
Instead of being hyper possessive like a Shirohebi, she'd try to build her husband a harem like a Bicorn would.
She would never let the other girls forget that she's the queen of the castle, though.

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>>15305077
I recognize those eyes....

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>>15305087
the flame would drive him to seek more girls.

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>>15305087
>she'd try to build her husband a harem like a Bicorn would
So she's shit

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>>15305086
His doujins are all sorts of fucked up but his twitter and pixiv are pretty vanilla.

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>>15305086
He's the guy that likes ryona in general. Punching stomachs and moderate guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305086
No, that would be shindol

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>>15305045
BIG

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>>15305094
>He's just running around sticking his dick in random holes
>Gets arrested for trying to rape a cop
>She asks him why he did something so dumb
>"I don't know! I can't stop!"

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>>15305086
>Loved gurren laggan round the time I saw his doujin.
>Tore apart one of the hypest moments of the show

[Anonymous No.]

>when you meet your waifu's father

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>>15305087
>She would never let the other girls forget that she's the cuckqueen of the castle, though.
How could they forget? The laughter would peel through the halls endlessly as they all have turns gangbanging her husband as she watches

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>>15305130
>tfw her dad is Paladin san who's huge and wears a barbute everywhere

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>>15304986
Snacks to feed her and a future where I will her with kittens.

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>>15305132
But she still cuddles with him at the end of the day, so she wins.

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>>15305165
>this is what cuckqueens believe

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>>15305173
It's cuckquean, and you're missing the joke.
Some black guy tweeted to the effect of "You might be fucking my girl, but at the end of the day I'm the one cuddling with her so I win."

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>>15305199
>I'm the one cuddling with her so I win.
>Implying some perceived emotional intimacy makes having your girl be the town bike worth it
My fedoras are tippping on their own

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>>15305199
You get a one night stand while he forms a deep emotional connection with her

You'd have to think pretty shallow to think he's the loser here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305207
How very beta of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305207
>If you have sex with your enemy's wife, he wins

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>>15305206
You're not seeing it. He might be fucking other girls as much as he wants, but he only loves her so it doesn't matter that she an taste other girls when she kisses him.

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>>15305207
>he forms a deep emotional connection with her
Hahahaha. A deep financial connection maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305207
>cuddling with a cheating whore
No friend, that was not the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

No idea why this got deleted when I posted it last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305278
I've got you in my sights.

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>>15305278
Do Gazers wear shoes with their sticky feet or do they just float everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a passive aggressive Kiki to hang out with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305278
I want to steal her eyedrops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305278

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305295
I want to transform my rowdy thugdere Kiki childhood friend into the perfect ara ara maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305278
Did you commission this pic as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305306
There is literally nothing wrong with posting cute pictures of the monster girl you love

Especially in a monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305323
You monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305278
Did you commission this pic as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305306
>Hating on Gazerfag
>Wasting images on shit cartoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305327
I'm not gazerfag, just a regular gazerfan.

[Anonymous No.]

Slime girl
https://nhentai.net/g/162079/

Sea Cucumber
https://hitomi.la/galleries/936531.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305404
oh boy here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305404
>Sea cucumber
Oh lord what the heck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305404
Go bait somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305416
it's monster girl doujin, not a bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305404
>futa on male
>crossdressing
You might want to try /y/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305425
>those tags
>not bait
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305433
futanari are not gay, they're exactly like girls.
Please guys don't be transphobic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305404
>Tags: Big Penis, Futanari, Huge Penis, Dickgirl On Male
>It's a dirty, cheese filled phimosis cock
Absolutely degenerate

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>>15305471
Stop being silly and do your homework, young lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305471
I hope that she brings a lot of sunscreen if she’s going to the beach.

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>>15305470
I like how I couldn't read that out loud with a straight face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305460
>futa
>not gay
Okay, that's funny, I give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305470
Some fetishes are worse than others indeed. Good lord...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305130
>Go meet Dragon waifu family
>Looking at how strong she is, her mom and dad must be some kind of monsters.
>Her mom is fucking NEET dragon
>Her father is a weak and sickly prince
>The nearby kingdom sacrificed him because he was too useless and her mother was really lonely and lazy and she felt sad about the prince's situation so she took him.

And such is my waifu family.

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>>15304362
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305278
Cause Gazers are stinky smell nerds!

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>>15305552
Don't bully the Gazer, or she's gonna cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305593
What happens if you poke one of the tail eyes

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>>15305460
>"They're exactly like girls"
>Proceeds to categorize them as trans
You only contradict yourself. Please go with your bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305504
>TFW weak and sickly
Being a NEET dragon's prince must be the best feeling in the whole wide world

[Anonymous No.]

I going to hell
and Im going to drag a demoness back with me to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305622
Too bad she's a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305623
Sorry anon, you're going to a different hell with only males because you did 'that'

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>>15305637
I wouldn't care that she's lazy and lunges around all day, I wouldn't care if her lair is messy, I wouldn't care that she's older then me yet still has childish interests like anime, I wouldn't care that all her lethargy has put her out of shape. She'd want to take me under her wing (literally and metaphorically) to protect and love, and I'd absolutely adore her for it. I'd cuddle her, serve her, and follow her around like a puppy. If I was to be abandoned in a cave left for dead, she'd be the one person I'd want to meet and stay by her side always.

I want to lay on top of her cuddling her, then lean up to whisper in her ear I love you!

[Anonymous No.]

succu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305504
>Having to be polite to your father in law when he's smaller than the shits you take and flinches every time you move

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305661
Succuplank more like.

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>>15305657
But Anon, if you are weak and sickly I don't a NEET dragon would work too well. Her place would probably be all messy and shit and you shouldn't work too hard. Also, she would have to get stronger in order to protect you from the dangers of the world.

Would you still love her if she dropped that NEET attitude in order to stay with you?

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>>15305663
Wow anon you're so alpha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305655
fuck you! I am the master of my own fate!

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a submissive yellow scaled dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305670
You aren't feeding her, thats why.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop a Wurm from being lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305692
How loyal do you want her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305699
give her a thick t-shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305661
She needs more milk.
Holst milk or semen. Both will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305700
Borderline fanatical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305699
Why contain it?

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>>15305676
It's OK, I don't want her to work herself too hard. Her loving me is work enough. I can do small stuff like keep the place in decent condition. I wouldn't want her to change herself just for me, she's already done so much.

I'd want her to be happy, and I'd want to help make her happy in any way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis are fit!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to love Druella, I want to impregnate this blackberry flavored dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305784
>blackberry
She's a blueberry. Have you ever even seen a blackberry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305476
What kind of homework do you think they gave her in monster school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305793
She seems more grey than blue though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305824
Rape 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305830
It's a cool gray. Which you get by mixing about 5% blue with neutral gray. Blackberries aren't gray either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305784
I want to impregnate Miia

I want her to make a content warm smile as she forces me to cum inside and then say "i love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305824
Probably standard stuff you see at school, although sex ed will be more indeph and history classes will involve researching bloodlines.
Everyone brings in little pieces of paper but for the dragon and vampire who have ancient scrolls going back centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304354
>>15304354
Somebody's never read Dune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305856
>Vampire demands a boy tell her of his lineage to see if his bloodline would be a good match with her own
>"Uh, well, I know that I'm 1/8 Irish. Does that help?"

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>>15304446
>Be sculptor, start having strange dreams of a woman clothed in the sun, intense heat radiating from within her ivory cloak
>Start sculpting your greatest masterpiece, much to the fright and worry of your friends and family
>The skeleton is the easiest part, but when it comes to craft the organs, you begin to struggle
>It's hard to capture such divine beauty in the flesh
>Dreams are intensifying, her touch scorches like red hot iron and her eyes are full of passion, asking you to continue to build
>She gives you the knowledge you need through a kiss to the forehead, marking you with a crescent shape
>It's been weeks since you started on your task, your hair is sweaty and wet against your scalp, your beard thicker than ever
>It must be PERFECT, nothing less will suffice
>At times you can feel her hands guiding yours as you sculpt her plump breasts and thick thighs
>If the Goddess above could do it for Man in the beginning, so can you. Determination burns in your bosom.
>It takes horse hair to emulate the real thing, long and flowing down to the small of her back
>A small downy carpet above the fleshly slit between her legs
>You stop, your work finished, expectantly.
>Nothing, no movement, no sign of life. Just... an empty vessel.
>Disheartened, you retire for the evening. A wisp of light enters into your creation, stirring it to motion while the skin cracks, showing off the glow from within as its hair goes alight with fire.
"God Clay shaper. The angel Epael I have been named."
"God Clay shaper, I am come."
>TFW the sex she has with you that night is enough to shake the very city to its foundations

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15305902
She's absolutely defenceless, I just want to put a blanket over her and sit by her side until she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305663
lol wut a beta dyel manlet faggot, right bro? bet you rek that cuck;s waifu's pussy all day lmao manlets ritte

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305881
>Vampire pouts and mumbles something about doing it herself before walking out.
>one week later the boy finds a piece of paper presented to him by the vampire showing that his entire bloodline is......lowborn.
>Vampire just tells him they'll 'make it work', although he'll need to marry into her family matrilinially.

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>>15305917
>She's absolutely defenceless,
Her lewdness is a great nightmare

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>>15305899
What would an adobe golem be like?

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>>15305944
She'd crash a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305944
Golem with a sombrero

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>>15305944
Unreliable and overrated

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know what this is? I keep seeing them around corners but whenever I go to get a good look they disappear.

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>>15305958
You should put your fist in it.
I hear good things happen if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305958
That's your friendly protector anon

Go try saying hi next time you see it

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>>15305958
Purge it with fire. Manticores are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305969
That seems like the best course of action. Couldn't hurt, right?

>>15305966
That sounds odd. How would good things happen?

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>>15305966
>You should put your fist in it.
Does this end with an alien robot bursting out of the ground while you have to cut your stuck hand free with a sword

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>>15305958
There are a few steps you need to take. Firstly, find a wisp, lich, wight, demon or helhound. Then pledge your soul to her. Not only does this tie into the second step, it pleases the girl and will net you a waifu. The second step is to have some form of deadman's switch activated suicide. Then simply lay your guard aside and wait for the assailant to come to rape you. Just as she closes in, release the switch and enjoy the most peaceful oblivion you'll ever experience for a short moment before your soul is transferred over to its owner to be replaced in your body. This scarrs the manticunt for life.

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>>15305996
I want to see a comic of this
I'm a terrible person

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>>15305958
Throw a coin in it and make a wish.

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>>15305958
STICK YOUR DICK IN IT
YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

[Anonymous No.]

Someone get this poor girl some clothes.

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>>15305921
>matrilinially
Be honest now anons. How many of you would do this if it was a condition for marrying a high class monster girl?

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>>15305784
I hate lilims.

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>>15306037
I'm not sure what that condition implies

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>>15306033
I want to breed with a Jubjub that has that body.

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>>15306037
Depends on if i actually loved her

I don't want to marry someone i don't love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306033
Sure thing, but I have to ask her why their gone in then first place and why come to me for help?

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>>15306033
Should I give her my pants or my shirt?

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>>15306037
Not like your bloodline isn't going to end anyway when you marry a monster girl that can only birth monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna curl up with a Wurm on a cold winter night.

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>>15306044
Long story short, you take her last name and so do any future children.

[Anonymous No.]

You came to the wrong neightborhood, mofufucker.

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>>15306037
Sure why not, would never expect a woman I love to do something that I wouldn't do myself.

My family would just be happy that I secured my future too.

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>>15306066
But in my country children have two last names, one for each parent.

I would anyway, not that much of a great deal.

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>>15306087
>children
I meant people in general, not only children

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>>15306073

Oh sorry.

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>>15306073
>mofufucker
>wrong neighborhood
>all this mofu

I think im in the right place. For i will become a literal mofu fucker.

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>>15306073
This is my neighborhood now.

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>>15306073
>You will never move into a little mofutown in your city because of the cheap rent and be met with this
Mixed feelings.

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>>15306051
>TFW only Quicksilver writes about slutty mofu bird

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>>15306037
it would make sense. I'd be fine with it.

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>>15306051
Those thighs are miraculous

[Anonymous No.]

>Room so cold my breath comes out misted
>But is so warm under my sheets I'm overheating
I need a corpse to cuddle to balance this out

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>>15306112
>Move there because of the cheap rent
>Half the price of the next cheapest place
>Everyone warns you that it's a bad idea and that the extra money is worth it
>Blow them off
>Pleasantly surprised by how nice everyone is to you
>The local shops always give you discounts, delivery drivers refuse tips, and your landlord and neighbors always make a point to ask if there's anything you need when they see you
>Then, of course, comes the full moon
>You go to bed like normal, only to be woken up by the sound of someone in your apartment
>Your eyes snap open, but you only see darkness
>You soon realize that you're blindfolded and tied up, and can hear multiple people around you
>You're raped until sunrise
>You call the police, but they take one whiff of you and call you a slut before leaving
>You signed a contract too, so you're stuck in this apartment for a year
>Every full moon it's the same thing, but after a few months the culprits are obvious
>Their growing bellies give them away

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>>15306122
Find a yeti and yuki onna who will stop fighting long enough to cuddle you at the same time

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>>15306073
This seems like my neighborhood.

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>>15306133
Do I have to raise the kids?

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>>15306140
No that just makes the inside of my sheets hot if we add my body head to the equation and assume the coldness of Yuki onna is cancelled by the yeti. I need an undead who doesn't emit coldness, but soaks up my heat.

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>>15306133
>You signed a contract too, so you're stuck in this apartment for a year
You say this like it's a problem

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>>15306116
I didn't mind that story.

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>>15306133
Well it's time to give in to the depression and humiliation, and when one of the mofu ask you what's wrong, confide in her your experiences, pretending to be oblivious to her growing belly. Expel it all like a catharsis, water works and all. And then wait until the night of the full moon, run a hot bath, put on some good music loud, down two bottles of vodka at once and open your arms from elbow to wrist. Be the martyr that sparks a city wide reform to treat men better.

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>>15306146
No, no men ever stay.
They lure one in with cheap cost of living and a warm atmosphere, then rape him and raise the resulting daughters while he escapes. Then the process repeats.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck mofutown, I'm moving to Dragon Town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306192
But anon, you can't rape the willing

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>>15305978
It's just your friendly neighborhood red tenticle.

>>15305992
No, it just results in you finding yourself face to face with a rare, red spiny tentacle girl.

>>15306037
I would.
Would be well worth it.

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>>15306194
>It's just a bunch of lizard girls with fake wings
They'd still spoil you rotten though.

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>>15306208
Aww, they're not real dragons? Well, whatever one I have as a roommate better be really good at spoiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306188
But most men love to be treated that way.

>>15306192
Maybe if the got husbands and had loving families, they wouldn't have to do this sort of thing the first place.

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>>15306208
False dragons?
I'd be more than happy to work as a cuddle slut in that town.

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>>15304762
>>15304780
I knew there was more than one person who went to both this and that general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306133
Will there be one mofu who takes pity on me and doesn't rape me? Will she tenderly love and take care of me?

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>>15306222
>But most men love to be treated that way.
Memes aside, I probably couldn't handle actual rape. Like, Mgs are all hot right, and I'm a slut so asides from the furries any rape would probably stop being rape halfway through. But that's because I can see and relate to the rapist, and the odds of it turning into something more are high. But blind folded? Used and abused like a warm dildo by every one around me and then treated like the occurrence and by extension I wasn't even worth bringing up afterwards? I wasn't even worth a relationship after the fact? I'd probably neck myself.

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>>15306151
The yuki can turn up her cold to even it out, but then the yeti will turn up her heat and hug tighter causing the yuki to get colder until they turn it into a contest of coldest vs hottest

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that gaining the strength to protect your wife is one of lifes finest goals

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>>15306258
That's not mine, I'd rather be a house husband and bake food and keep the house clean for the waifu. I think supporting your wife and following behind her is one of lifes finest goals.

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>>15306250
>I wasn't even worth a relationship after the fact? I'd probably neck myself.
Harsh, but honest. I imagine the frequency of such events would suffer a sharp rise, post MG introduction.

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>>15306256
Just gimme a wight, fuck.

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>>15306258
Just protecting? or becoming famed warriors that can wreck shit both alone and together?

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>>15306194
How much is the rent on a ryu-owned shrine/property?

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>>15306175
It wasn't bad but it's better than a faggot like Robert doing it.

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>>15306265
Nah fuck that house husband stuff Id rather have a co worker to build greatness together. where the drive to do things beyond pleasing your wife?

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>>15306220
Well, real dragons aren't really the community type.

Your roommate would always come back tired, cranky and soaked in sweat from weapon training. But if you're nice enough to have a hot bath ready for her, she would hug you and have you try out all her cooking.

She has to practice those domestic skills you see, for when she gets a husband. It might be a little odd seeing someone so muscled humming happily in a frilly apron with hearts on it while she writes your name on a homemade cake in icing. Or how she stands a little too close to you. Or how she asks you all the time about what men like and how to make them happy. Or how she blushes when her friends tease her about how close she is to you.

You wouldn't molest such an innocent creature would you?

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>>15306296
>where the drive to do things beyond pleasing your wife?
Why would I need anything but my wife to be happy?

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>>15306295
I don't think the dread writefag had anything to do with it, but I'm not here enough to know for sure.

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>>15305106
ShindoL's only done a couple real "Downer Endings" that I can recall. His Legend of Zelda Doujin, and his most recent manga, Emergence.

Really went all the way on "Downer" with the latter. Like, geezus, guy does hot half-ass.
Like when Z-Ton decided to do NTR, he tripled down on the concept.

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>>15306278
Both
No matter what, a man is a protector of what he owns. but you must also have faith in you wife's ability to defend herself.

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>>15306303
Of course not. I'd rather her have her way with me one day when she comes back from work, tired, sweaty, and grumpy. And ready to fuck me in the most primal way she can.

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>>15306133
Foxes really are the worst!

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>>15306133
I would stay there. Sounds like a nice place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306307
It's less him and more the site he's on

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>>15306304
You seriously cant tell me that your wife's pleasure is all that matters. what about other goals, dreams to do great things, to put your mark on the world? will you truly be happy when you keel over and all you've done is made cookies daily and no one cares enough to remember you?

It may be the world you want anon, but that is a world I reject with all my heart.

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>>15306324
I know right. A community of wolves would ensure he wakes up the next morning in a pile of wolfus all snoozing contently, their alpha female cooking breakfast for him, making sure he understood that he was loved. Not like these fox shits

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>>15306314
>she goes full lizard brain
>drags you by the collar into the bedroom
spends the whole next day apologizing

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>>15306345
>to put your mark on the world?
she is my world and making her happy is all I need in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306352
...Do they have rooms for rent in their community?

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>>15306308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

>ShindoL
>Mindbreak with Link; TSF Monogatari has a scat scenario, mindbreak, rape, impregnation, cuckolding, futanari; Life of a Dairy Cow has BBC, impregnation and rape, anal fisting, guro, snuff ending; Lucky Yui is fucking bestiality

>Z-Ton
>X of an Era has incest, cuckolding, futanari, impregnation; Slime Girl has snuff, breeding, cumpumping; Bat ninja has NTR, >monsterboys, some serious mental issues

>Horitomo and Ahobaka
>Centaur mangas with MALE CENTAURS, may or may not include NTR, one of them has a human boy taking a horse dildo up his ass
>Ahobaka's NTR has a female centaur literally getting studded in front of her human boyfriend by big horse cock

I just want this pain to end.

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>>15306372
Why are centaurs such NTR bait. Why can't they beat the horsecock?

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>>15306358
I will disagree
To put your self below someone like that disgusts me to no end. a loving relationship is fine, but you might as well be a fucking robot with your mindset.

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>>15306383
Because all people can see is size and because of human women being whores who only care about size horse dicks become the default 'best eva' despite finishing literally within 10 seconds.
Human dick > all other dick.

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>>15306383
They literally do in Horitomo's

[Anonymous No.]

Tittypires

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306400
Like in all things, the real strength of humanity is in our stamina.

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>>15306405
It's still shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306388
But I'm not below her, we're equals in love. I desire her happiness and she desires mine. Truly, that is the sign of the strongest bond.

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>>15306420
....
Excuse me, I need to go enact a plan with a haughty vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306420
Nah.

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>>15306388
I feel like you've been dwelling on this for a while.

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>>15306383
She beats it in the Horitomo doujin but the closest answer I can offer you is it probably has something to do with Greek mythologies.

Basically, alot of the times in Greek mythos they were depicted not much differently than you see in Crabman's MonMusume world. Big, burly horsemen who have a habit of getting shitfaced, embracing dick measuring contests, and kidnapping and fucking human women in their drunken revelry like a bunch of Slavs.

There were exceptions to the rules like Chiron, who became the constellation Sagittarius. He was a well-learned healer and archer that was different from his ken in that regard. But for the most part, Centaurs would get drunk, fuck their horsepussy wives and go on raiding parties to fuck human women as well.

TL;DR: Male Centaurs are literally, not figuratively shit tier in all forms of media with the exception of Chiron and almost always lose to human dick because while they have massive horse cocks, they last maybe ten to twenty seconds tops.

That and human dick can actually stimulate a horsepussy's G-spot, unlike the big red love rocket at the bottom of a Centaur's horse barrel. Hell, the fuckers can't even properly masturbate themselves, having to slap their shafts up and down by moving back and forth like retarded rocking horses.

Centorea is still waifu material, irregardless of that fact. Half-breeds a QT 3.14

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306420
>ACCEPT THE LOVE OF YANDERE VAMPIRE MOTHERUS

This is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306438
Yeah

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>>15306451
No thank you, I don't like Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306439
I am seriously fucking sick of this whole "househusband" thing, there are a lot of things I hate in this thread but this I'm starting to truly despise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306439
He definitely has been. I'm wasn't even the first guy he was talking to, who knows how many anons he's gone through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306444
>they last maybe ten to twenty seconds tops
People keep saying this but there is nothing to suggest that as human/horse hybrids their reproductive organs remain so laughable premature despite their size.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin Chan deserves to get cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306462
You deserve to get cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306462
Paladin chan deserves to be placed in front of a lilim an get her life sorted out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306462
No she deserves to be monsterized and then tenderly loved and impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306457
But what if you want to be a house husband to a nice strong mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306457
I'm going to be a househusband for my onee-san monster girl when lilims rule the world and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306457
I'll be sure to remember your impotent hatred when I fantasize about cooking a baller as fuck roast for when the waifu gets home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306457
But its the way of the thread, why fight it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306372
See, I don't consider a lot of that "Downers". Fucked up, certainly, but not a "Downer" in the end.

Forgot about Life of a Dairy Cow though, that was pretty bad. And was Slime Girl Z-Ton? Thought that was someone else.

Far as I know Horitomo is pretty vanilla all around.
Ahobaka is almost without exception awful all around.

>>15306405
>>15306444
Was that one Horitomo? Eh. Well, I guess defied NTR is better than straight NTR. No NTR at all would be better still, but if an artist feels compelled to delve into that genre...

[Anonymous No.]

England Comic Con was fun today. The ATM situation was a disaster, though.

Saw lots of Ahri cosplayers, and exactly one Papi cosplayer, which was a nice surprise. No monstergirl doujins, though. Maybe next time, but the merchandise they usually bring in is pretty entry-level and repetitive over several years. At least I managed to buy both ZOE games for £18.

So did the thread archive naturally this time, or what?

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>>15306457
>goes to a thread where people talk about hhow much they want to get aggressively mated by half-human, half monsters.
>these often greatly surpass humans in strength and sometimes even in intelligence.
>gets triggered by the fact that many people want to be the submissive/domesticated partner

Your just plain fucking stupid to come here. I know that some monster girls are for maledoms but this is like going to a Christian church and expecting support for gay marriage and abortion.

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>>15306487
Kill yourself, NTR is trash no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306444
>Half-breeds a QT 3.14
Now that you mention it, Cerea's the only example of a half-breed centaur we have, and she's a female. That means there's a 50% of chances human-centaur couples only can make female centaurs. If you add this to the canon fact that female centaurs are starting to abandon their males for human, that could make centaurs a only-female race like lamias and harpies in the future. That makes me happy.

>>15306461
>Let's give the monsterboys all the plusses and none of the flaws
If we go with that, 2D human men have 30cm long dicks, can last days and cum 1l of semen because hentai told me so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306491
Unless it's a girl getting cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306493
Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306496
Still shit. He's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306493
They're abandoning their centaur husbands because they're literally the niggers of the EMG world. They want all the bitches, think having a massive dick is best, spend all day chasing those bitches around, don't care when they spirited away by human men who love them for being themselves rather than how many children they can foal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306491
I never said it wasn't.
Just that defying the convention is better than playing them straight. Better =/= Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306498
Do you even know what cuck means?

>>15306500
You forgot that human men actually attracts them unlike their males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306499
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306513
Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306488
>So did the thread archive naturally this time, or what?
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306493
>If you add this to the canon fact that female centaurs are starting to abandon their males for human, that could make centaurs a only-female race like lamias and harpies in the future.
A few threads back, I came up with the theory that, with the way Centaur Society is moving now, evolutionary biology may cause the rare male births to lose the rough looks they developed previously, to better compete with humans for female centaur mates. Yes. Traptaurs are the future.

I imagine this theory makes you less happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306518
Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306498
>>15306518
Don't you like male centaurs getting cucked? Cry some more faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306522
Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306489
What I hate is the simplicity.
I don't give a fuck about maledom in this case, I just don't like the idea of a being a stay at home guy and it annoys me that that's where it ends for most people.

People no want to do something with anyform of meaning other than "how will this please my wife" its the same thing for ages and Im itered of it.

I don't give a fuck about a monsters power and intelligence, I'm just sick of "nope, house husband" being the response to almost fucking everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306521
>compete with humans for female centaurs
>trap
You wot, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306517
No, they are pretty spot on. NTR is shit in all its incarnations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306527
Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306534
Shut up, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes will treat you like human garbage! Hook up with a cute wolfu instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306537
Shut up, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, guess who just got tickets to Wonderland?! Who wants to come with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306530
Hes saying that since horsesluts like bishounen men, the only centaur males to breed will naturally grow more attractive and "pretty". Perhaps this ill coe about by female centaurs returning to ther biological roots, or perhaps this will be due to centaur men seducing human women with their giant horse cocks and learning to last longer. Who knows, that's crabman for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306073
>Neightborhood full of Titanias
>Neightborhood full of Lamias
>Neightborhood full of Krakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306531
What if the woman getting NTR'd is shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306542
I wonder who could be behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306542
Maybe I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306548
Not gonna happen, crabman is not as much of a faggot as that guy is. EMG may have monsterboys, but crabman make sure to point out human men are always better and desired for all the females over their own males (if they even have), and they're only used as a joke/plot purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
That too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306529
I sort of get how you feel. I'm fed up of the cute shit at this point, but just like your pet hate it doesn't make up the whole thread, so I just leave and do something else if the subject pops up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306544
Shut up, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306552
All NTR is shit no matter the situation. "The woman being NTR'd is shit so its okay!" No, you coward. Break the relationship and then fuck the other woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306560
>>15306560
In my defence, he asked and I tend to get ranty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306561
Shut up, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306556
>>15306548
This is literally the first thing that came to mind when people are calling Traptaurs now fuck off to Bourbon/Shoggocks/Whoever is pushing that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the guys repeating each other dicking around or are they both bitterly trying to enrage the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306550
>Neightborhood full of Titanias

Sounds like a great place to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306529
Got a example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306556
The impulse to write them into your setting at all is a red flag. It's like writing furry futa scat and portraying it as a joke/plot purpose. No. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306566
Shut up, fag.

>>15306570
I'm just fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306529
You're welcome to leave any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306556
The minotaurs in 12Beast seemed to like each other just fine. But that got cancelled, so maybe Crabman caught on that MBs a shit?

>>15306568
Yeah, that's a pretty good depiction.
And it's usually Bourbon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306576
Shut up, fag.

>>15306570
I'm just fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading EMG
>Talking about EMG
>Seriously discussing the garbage in EMG.
Go back to /a/ you fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306568
What the fuck am I reading in that picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306489
Not him, but MGs are what you make of them, and it's anons' tastes that dictate whether they are stronger or smarter than humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306563
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306571
I know right? I'm mainly into femdom but I also love easygoing girls a lot. It's one of my favorite archetypes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306590
Z-Ton basically saying a gelding horse (Which is something that happens in real life because stallions are assholes) is a trap and applied it to Centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306589
>Talking about a monster girl manga in the monstergirl thread is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306592
What's the point if they aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306593
Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306571
>neighborhood full of onee-sans such as wocks, titanias, krakens.

When can i move in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306594
Easygoing femdom sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306601
Not him but there's extremely good reasons for wanting to keep the EMG fanbase away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306589
I feel like we should discuss EMG and the issues with EMG more often. Too often do I see faggots defending that shit here, or seeing it as anything other than 3dpd crap. In doing so, the number of actuall EMG fans should drop either in finding that they aren't welcome here, or in realizing the manga for what it is

[Anonymous No.]

Abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306620
Abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306601
>Monster boys
>That entire arc with that 3DPD cow bitch
>Furries and yuri NTR
Fuck off to /a/ and don't come back you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306572
Not him but lets do this

If I was to say something simple like "I want to go one a adventure with a demon" you would get a bunch of people quitting early to become a house husband, and chunk saying that they would fix the contract to have headpats and cuddles and the rest will force alps like most succubus related topics.

only a small few would actually have a interesting reply of how a demon would help them on the journey or how what the mission would be that would need a demon.

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>>15306609
I'm going to try and find a single onee-san there and ask if a poor young helpless boy can stay with her! But, I don't have any money, though if there's any other way I could pay her, that'd be great!

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>>15306610
I wasn't even talking about easy going femdom, just easy going girs, but yeah that would be great as well.

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>>15306622
>3DPD cow bitch
?

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>>15306623
Link me to the threads where that kind of potential coontent is shut down due to people prematurely going "lol no househusbando". You're exaggerating.

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>>15306609
If you're willing to get spoiled? Anytime.
>>15306626
Yeti's would be good at that.

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>>15306563

The only acceptable version is when a man's bachelorhood is NTR'd

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>>15306628
The one who had a guy she liked and he also liked her but she let another guy milk her naked tits because of a dumb misunderstanding that could have been solved if she talked to him.

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>>15306607
Depends on what want out of them.
Adventures in fantasy land?
Being a househusband for a porwerful mistress?
Being King Big Dick ruling over simpler, base creatures?
You decide what the point is, anon.

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>>15306628
Cathyl the Minotaur.

Lives on a farm run by a guy whom she identifies as her boyfriend. She put him in the hospital when she overheard him muttering some female names in the barn one night. They were the animals that he tends to, that she was too stupid to remember the names of, despite working there herself.

Then when Darling and his harem visited their farm, she took Darling to a secluded spot, and asked him to milk her since she was pent up, and she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get back from the hospital she put him in.

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>>15306623
You're full of shit, there's very few times when that's actually happened. The majority of the time house husband stuff is separate from those kinds of situations.

Besides, it's not going away since it's been here since the /a/ days. It's not going to change any time soon so the only options are to let it be and post about stuff you enjoy or leave.

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>>15306630
The convo goes on for long, there is no shutting down, its just the same results same shit different brand.

but I know you you guys are going to say. "your the one with the problem, nut up or shut up" so ill end here

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>>15306634
But there's so many onee-sans, how will I know which is the right one for me?

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>>15306647
>I'm to embarrassed to ask the women I work and live with to help me
>Lets get this random guy to see touch and milk my tits and drive me to the brink of orgasm because thats okay
Jesus and there are people who defend this

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>>15306646
I just like them to be better then base human women in most aspects. Kind of the point for me.

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>>15306655
You also chose an awful example to use. The entire point of MGE demons is that they protect and spoil their contracted man which makes them perfect for the content you're complaining about.

It's almost like the setting isn't for you.

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>>15306645
Laguna a cute little tittymonster. Then again, Granblue has a lot of cute little tittymonsters.

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>>15306659
I know, right?

Hell, I actually like EMG for what it is, but I sincerely think that might be one of the worst chapters. Fuck, Crabman even did an omake for the published release that included the two Barometz Twins making fake flyers for the farm basically whoring out the Minotaur. "Cathyl a Slut" is pretty much a canon gag, so it's not like we're reading too much into it or some such.

Bright side: Those barometz twins were adorable, as were the antics of Papi with some bird chicks.

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>>15306657
You dont find the right one, they find you.

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>>15306623
I find the childish headpat stuff worse, but I see I'm not the only one fed up with the repetition on here.
But complaining about it does nothing, we need to be the ones to write the interesting scenarios and start the discussions we want to read.

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>>15306671
>I actually like EMG for what it is,
You're a fucking idiot then.

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>>15306645
Cute.

>>15306669
That it does.
Yaia makes me want to commit a crime.
Her fate episode where she gets jealous is beyond cute.

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>>15306672
I'm going to hang out in the middle of Onee-san Square with a sign that lists my personal traits and wait for an Onee-san to sweep me off my feet!

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>>15306678
Maybe he likes vapid balloon tits on stick figures, you don't fucking know

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>>15306669
The game's a grindfest but I don't regret getting into it. Now if only the devs would stop being faggots and make this semen demon obtainable.

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>>15306582
>>15306574
Well, to be fair if you put a monsterboy in any capacity in a monstergirl story it turns from an actual MG story into a Generic Fantasy/Modern Setting #146u842758251.

I mean, I'm not going to judge what people put in their stories so long as they remain pertinent to the content of the thread and aren't done to bait out rage. Bob and the TFT faggots like Ovaries and Aftyn excluded from that statement, of course. They have enoug bestiality, monsterboys, and futa to sink an entire continent.

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>>15306678
We all have our guilty pleasures in life, anon.

It's not like Monster Girls are a very high-brow concept in the first place. It would be nice if they were though. Maybe someday we'll have a more varied and interesting line-up of content to choose from.

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>>15306666
And there's nothing wrong with that, Satan. I think most would agree.
Personally, I'm just tired of the "lol inferior humans" shtick that sometimes gets pushed so hard, especially considering a magical wish-fullfilment setting.

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>>15306695
Apparently she's only 130 CM.

So tiny that her tits would be at crotch height.

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>reading EMG for some sort of plot and not to see cute monstergirls doing cute things and to see your favorite girl

The main cast is all really cute
The only one i don't like is cuckfish

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Crabman either makes a girl with a decent that has no real cons but a terrible personality, or a girl with a great personality but her monster parts have so many cons it's not worth it. How can one person fuck up so hard all the time?

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>>15306692
Just go to the "free otouto's" building and hold up the sign.

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>>15306700
>I'm not going to judge what people put in their stories so long as they remain pertinent to the content of the thread
Well you should because monsterboys by definition are unrelated to the thread. Monstergirls doesn't save that, and they need to me redirected to /d/'s /tg/ smut

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>>15306705
That just makes her attitude all the better, she's aggressive for a shortstack.

Standing paizuri would be easy too.

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>>15306715
I'm saying that so long as it doesn't have monsterboys or any explicit /d/ or /tg/ shit I don't mind it.

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>>15306713
Rachnera and Lala are good.

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>>15306667
I'm not the example guy. I said my piece and was done then.

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>>15306708
The thing is, the monster girls aren't cute and they aren't doing cute things. All the monster girls are terrible in EMG.

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>>15306720
Ah, I just interpreted your stance as sympathetic.

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>>15306691
>Her fate episode where she gets jealous is beyond cute.
Does Narumeia ever get jealous due to her lovey dovey onee-san personality?

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>>15306708
>The only one i don't like is cuckfish
She got better overtime.
Still "Worst" of the bunch. I felt for her in the chapter with the human girl though, when her gothic lolita fashion was insulted.

Gothic Lolita is nice.
Lala and Rachnee best girls tho.

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>>15306719
Too true.
She probably be pouting up at you while she gives it too.

I want her to fall asleep in my lap so that I can call her cute when she wakes up.

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>>15306720
While I get that posting monsterboys is haram in these threads (monter GIRL thread and all), why are people getting so triggered over even just the implicatins of monsterboys existing in a setting? Are you afraid of competition and getting cucked by monster dick or something?

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>>15306732
>spoiler
You mean Mia and Tio

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>>15306722
Debatable.

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>>15306729
I can't answer as I don't have her yet.
I'm a waterfag.
Silva and Societte a cute.

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>>15306737
Nah fuck you I'm not doing this again

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>>15306737
Fuck off.

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>>15306737
>why are people getting so triggered over even just the implicatins of monsterboys existing in a setting?
No one wants it, and its inclusion by definition dictates it is no longer threat related. You have to understand how niche and definitive a sub-genre of fantasy this is. The mere inclusion of monsterboys takes this out of monstergirl relevance and tosses it into generic fantasy. which is not what this thread is for.

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>>15306542
Foxes:
• Ladies to whom romance is an important thing
• Cheerful, faithful, but also a bit mischevious, they'll take any opportunity presented to sneak away from their shrine and join you for some company and relaxation
• Will wear their white miko kimono just a little more open at the collar than they should to look attractive to you. Love dressing beatifully and gracefully, and will dress sexily if they can pull it off with elegance
• Take great pride in their tails, brushing them every morning, afternoon, and night
• When handholding, will interlock the tips of their fingers with the tips of yours before touching palms, blush and smile
• Will initiate sex by taking you out into the forest on a moonlit night, kissing you and gently pushing you onto the ground, before wrapping herself around you as you take her womanhood

Wolfgirls
• Monstergirls who embody the essence of passion and wildness
• Can range from quiet and serious to excitable and determinedly energetic; either way, the concept of personal space doesn't exist to them
• Like to wear free, unrestrictive clothes like shorts and sleeveless tops. Why cover your limbs when they're covered in fur? Don't be surprised to find their clothes drenched in sweat, covered in flora, and torn in many places
• Will keep their tails as clean as needed to maintain their own health, but won't mind if you give them a nice pampering too
• Will grab your hand in their fluffy paws without any hesitance whatsoever, grinning that tomboy grin as you slip your fingers between their paws and squeeze back
• Will initiate sex during the full moon, wherever you might be, more-or-less on the spot. Near-aggressive kissing is guaranteed: your neck, cheeks, ears and forehead will not escape unkissed as they wrap their legs around you and ride you into the ground, both of you hugging for dear life as sexual instinct overcomes your bodies

There's something for everyone.

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>>15306703
There is somewhat of a point to it being pushed so hard, considering how dumb the "muh humanity" crowd can get if they can get away with it.

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>>15306748
The funny thing is the people that don't realize this likely don't have much experience in fantasy in the first place.

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>>15306737
Because it takes the foundations of the setting and breaks them into a million tiny pieces?

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>>15306733
You would probably earn yourself another pout or some verbal barbs for that, she's not exactly the honest type.

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Foxes and Wolfus are basically the same, why is this even a thing?

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>>15306749
>Foxes
>Faithful
Nah.

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You know what would be nice.
getting into wood carving with a sharp clawed monster.

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>>15306772
(You)

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>>15306749
>Being dominated by the Wolfu or the Fox
Fucking nerd.

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>>15306749
Foxes are sluts! Unfaithful sluts!

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>>15306770
True.
Just requires a hearty laugh and a pat on her head.
Just gotta get ready to dodge.

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>>15306725
So are MGE monster girls if you think about it hard enough.

So don't.

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>>15306762
They are complete newfags who don't get the ins and outs and the finer nuances of what makes one thing X and another thing Y.

>>15306749
Foxes: Blindfold and gangrape you and leave you naked, shivering and lonely in the morning
Wolfus: Gangrape you with plenty of kisses and cuddles and leave you naked, warm and in a pile of wolf fluff as one of the more considerate and older of the group cooks breakfast in the next room and offers you a coffee to help you on your feet and into the shower

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>>15306748
My problem with this is what if we want to discuss Monster Girls who come from a generic fantasy story? Are we to exclude them purely on the predication they come from a setting which does not focus upon them exclusively?

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>>15306749
But the question I have is are either of them trustworthy and actually want real relationships with me, because trust and good chemistry are important if any monster girl wishes to date me?

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>>15306772
They hide their true faithfulness behind a veil of playfulness and mischevious actions.

>>15306777
It's not being dominated if you fuck them back as hard (or as gently) as they fuck you.

>>15306780
They're a type of canid monstergirl, and all canid monstergirls are loyal and faithful to the death by nature.

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>>15306785
Now I just want to put my hand on her head and keep her at arm's length while she tries to land blows with her short arms.

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Guys, guys, don't need to fight.

Both foxes and wolves are shit, snakes are best

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>>15306780
Foxes don't share their men around, I don't think they're the unfaithful ones.

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>all this EMG bullying

Please don't

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I wanna go to a hot spring with the dragon 5!

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>>15306774
You mean like a lamia or a succubus or something? carving trinkets and shit? sounds like a nice hobby

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>>15306789
Talk about them but don't discuss the setting because it isn't relevant. Post a picture of them and talk about what you would like to do to/with them but don't bring their setting into it

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>>15306798
why not? its Saturday and the angry maledon anon has left

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>>15306790
That's also important. Spend a good few months visiting the fox at her shrine, getting to know her over the food you bring, or the food she cooks. Or spend months bonding with a wolfgirl in the forest, hunting, camping and taking trips into the city together.

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>>15306804
For example. I think that this is a 10/10 cutie. and I have spoken about what I'd like to do to her before. But I don't feel the need to talk about vampire monsterboys either, and it was never an issue.

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>>15306806
Can't we just get angry about Elves?

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>>15306796
>Snakes
>Cold
>No legs
>No mofu
Wrong, snakes are alright.

>>15306806
Fuck off you shitposting faggot.

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>>15306789
Not him but it falls under the usual "Not on topic but we might still talk about it sometimes" rule. Like the Onis in Re Zero. Because the on topic place for talking about their setting is the entirety of /a/ or /tg/ for more traditional stuff.

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>>15306798
It's the weekend. It's to be expected.

I want Crab to draw some more miko Miia.

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>>15306799
I want to bathe in warm water heated by a dragon's fire!

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>>15306798
EMG is trash, go back to /a/

>>15306816
You too.

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>>15306772
>>15306780
Did you guys watch that one H-Anime and get disillusioned or somethin'?

>>15306804
Mkay, fair enough.
I think an easier phrasing would be "If you know Monster Boys are a part of something, don't bring it up, ignore them and keep the focus on MGs."

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>>15306816
Crabman and EMG are always shit on (with reason).

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>>15306806
He wasn't angry about maledom, The word "househusband" was apparently used enough to trigger him.

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>>15306794
I'd watch out, she may just use your arms to flip you over her.
I'm sure if you fake getting injured they she'd feel really sorry about it....although payback about making her worry may soon follow.

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>>15306820
Miiafag never gets shit on

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>>15306806
>>15306821
For the record I am sorry about that. I've gotta control my anger better.

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>>15306829
Because he's cool, and chill.

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>>15306819
Well that's your fault, you identified the setting as the point of the contention. And regardless of how many great MGs the setting holds, the whole thing needs to be thrown in the trash. You;d have to talk about the MGs independent of the setting in that instance.

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>>15306807
I suppose both cases would work out fine for me, but I can't help but feel like either of them could try to do things to me against my will, I just need both of them to understand I need a lover who not only i can trust but also shares similar lies to me and is serious about the fact she truly loves me. What happens if I did get to know one of these two lovely ladies?

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>>15306829
>>15306838
Also a good source of new content which is nice since you faggots drove all the writefags out.

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>>15306829
He rarely brings the setting in with his waifuposting.

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>>15306849
Wait so moose doesn't check these threads anymore? that sucks.

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>>15306849
>since you faggots drove all the writefags out
No, writefags get burnt out, encounter writers block, or have to deal with IRL stuff you bitter faggot.
t. Writefag

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>>15306847
Either one is capable of being serious about the matter. It's more up to you to take the time, I suppose.
Wolfus are probably less versed in patience, though.

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>>15306860
If Moose would start doing monstergirl stuff outside of his current story I'd actually feel compelled to read his shit again.

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>>15306788
Foxes: Blindfold you and slink silently around you, whispering lewd, loving things into your ears. Maybe even surprise you with the occasional little kiss or nip to your chest, fufufu-ing when you jump in surprise. Will sit on your lap, surround you in their tails and fuck you in that position, and make sure the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning after taking off your blindfold is her sweet, smiling face.

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>>15306849
They are still here. Slowly producing. Procrastinating.

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>>15306852
I get the feeling he's the sort of guy who'd do his best to rescue Miia from the setting she's in right now.
Change her story from a harem one to a romance one.

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https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

New chapter of this, chapter 24.

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>>15306826
All of this is making me want to go and spend money on merchandise of her. Why do side characters have to be this cute? It's unfair.

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>>15306842
Wow, you...really hate things that don't focus 100% on MGs, huh?

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>>15306884
>Change her story from a harem one to a romance one
So the first two chapters of EMG

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>>15306898
Because.
Either way, I want to make her smile and fill her with little dorafs.

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>>15306914
why's her clothes off?

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>>15306902
Yeah, exactly. No harem frustrations or competing, and no trying to play for page-space or attention because there's so many other girls about.

Just dates, waking up wrapped in lamia tail, and punching anyone who so much as looks at her funny.

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>>15306921
The manga should have been about many guys getting a gf/wife monstergirl, something like the first shorts he made.

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>>15306914
What a messy, sleepy fox. She doesn't seem like a morning person, unless those morning involve sleepins and snuggling.

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>>15306901
I say this time and time again and it makes me think you're being disingenuous and are deliberately evading the point. My personal feelings on monsterboys are neither here nor there. While I think Tolkien would have been 500% better with pale orc girls raping human boys, I'm not going to be triggered that the setting isn't like that.

But that is irrelevant. My feelings don't matter. It's rather cut and dry. The setting is not relevant to these threads. It doesn't belong here. This isn't the generic fantasy thread, it's been in the title and it will always be in the title. "Monster Girl thread"

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>>15306915
She doesn't know how to wear them.

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>>15306914
Fox in socks!

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>>15306737
I'm not in the mood to bite the bait so fuck off.

>>15306728
I'm not sympathetic, as one of the faggots mentioned earlier I'm hardly stupid enough to post /tg/ or /d/ in here willy-nilly without expecting any reprecussions from the fine people of Ye Auld MGG.

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>>15306867
Well since I tend to be one who takes his relationships slowly and I don't want to find out what a wolf girl who lose patience does to me, I'd guess I have to go with the fox girl instead. I guess I should head up to her shrine and start getting to now her better to see if we hit it off well on the chemistry, though my inner fear and shyness i hope not get in the way. I want to learn to trust and find love, all I can hope is this goes well and that she's a person i'll enjoy hanging around with and getting to know.

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>>15306915
Because she's a whore like the fox that she is. I bet she's just waiting to be used by dozens of men.

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>>15306867
>Wolves are less versed in patience
>The pack hunters that stalk their prey are less versed in patience than foxes that raid farmers

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I want to be kidnapped by a monster girl!

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>>15306955
Wolves raid farmers too, you know. And ranchers.

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>>15306936
>"C-Chigau!"

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>>15306955
>>15306972
So then, which one would be the most trustworthy and better to form a strong relationship with? It's important I know so I can have a good relationship and a companion I can feel safe/comfortable around with anything that could talk about, sharing our likes and doing things together while both of us enjoy one another.

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>>15306972
I just pulled something out of my ass, I don't really know anything about the hunting habits of foxes. Only that wolves have been shown to exhibit great patience in hunting prey to the tune of days and miles to find the right opportunity.

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>>15306975
>"Baka!~"

[Anonymous No.]

nice doggies.

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>>15306760
We can make a distinction between conceding that maybe humans have some good points and self-congratulatory wank, but I see what you mean.

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>>15306985
You can't go wrong with either, really.
That's canid girls for you.

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Uh-oh anon! Looks like you tripped into a magical puddle that's transported you to MGE world!

After you dry off from getting drenched you can go and woo your favorite MG, no trouble at all, barring Zipangu region where you have a 20% chance of being abducted by an Ushi-Oni.

How will you woo said Monster Girl? Song? Dance of your people? Poetry? Maybe something else entirely?

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>>15306996
Is that Caster?

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>Be happy tailor in a small village
>We get invaded by undeads
>Zombies and Skeletons flood the roads and assault everyone
>Get caught by them and raped until I lost consciousness
>Wake up in some kind of laboratory
>Hear maniacal laughter in the distance
>A tall, skinny girl wearing a bloodsoaked lab coat comes
>She looks like a high-level undead
>She waves her hand around
>I suddenly levitate
>Get chained onto some kind autopsy table
>She leaves
>Try to break the bindings
>She comes back carrying a bloody pig head
>Freeze in horror
>She waves her hand again
>My pants bursts
>"Let's mesure how long it takes for a man to reach climax using a severed pig head." she says in a sinister voice
>"We'll repeat this experiment a hundred times and then we'll try with a chicken neck."
>She laughs manically
>I can only hope that I lose my sanity before she breaks me

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>>15307004
I start my quest to have sex with every species of Monster Girl at least once.

Gotta catch 'em all.

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>>15307004
>favorite MG
I have a lot of favorites. Ushis are one of them.

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>>15307004
>Wurm
Give her shinies, and my dick

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>>15306933
My point is that regardless of what's relevant or not to the thread, the way you're wording your statements makes it seem as though you personally have something against everything not focused wholely on MGs.

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>>15307010
You had me until the forced sex with severed animal heads.

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>>15306940
A wolfu in/developing a relationship wouldn't throw it away by forcing you into sex. Even during a full moon, she'd probably run off into the forest and masturbate herself violently the entire night. It'd be a test of spirit and endurance for her, but when you finally take her to the bed, just imagine how sweet it'd be.

Kind of reminds me of that greentext way back about a werewolf girl who still had an urge to kill during the full moon. So every day preceding that night, her and her lover would go deep into the forest. He'd kiss her goodbye while chaining her to a tree, and wait out the night safe at home while she raged.
In the morning, her chains would be broken, and she'd be sleeping in the same clearing he left her, covered in blood.

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>>15307015
I do, but not because of what it is, but because people like you keep trying to push it in the threads. I couldn't care less out of the context of these threads desu

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>>15307004
>Rolled Merrow
Fulfill her chuuni love fantasies by explaining how I am a man from another world looking for love.

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>>15307004
What if I have multiple favorite monster girls?

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>>15307004

>>15307013
This, I have so many favorites I had problems even to make the top 15 template.

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>>15306927
Some later chapters were like that.

Shame about the one guy who got the slutcow.

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>>15307004
>Zipangu region where you have a 20% chance of being abducted by an Ushi-Oni.
I'll take that chance to impress a Crow Tengu with my knowledge of folklore and creepy shit.

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>>15307038
The guy who got the yuki-onna is the luckiest one in the manga, though.

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>>15307012
Slut.

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>>15307025
I'm not trying to push anything.These threads are just for monster girls, obviously.

I was just taking issue with how your statements made it seem like you vehemently hated anything not 100% focused on MGs to the exclusion of all other things. Which would be extremely pitiful.

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>>15307003
I wonder can I date both the cute wolf girl and the cute fox girl, both are trying to woo me and I'd feel bad for laving out one? If not, then i'll go with the fox girl since I tend to take my time with relationships and I'd like to get to know her, see if she truly loves me and has good chemistry with me in terms of likes/personality.

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>>15306886
Why do you keep posting this schlock when you know people don't give a shit about you.

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>>15306914
>>15306975
>>15306988
God, why are lolifoxes so unbearably enticing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306987
Heh. Mostly it involves living relatively near where prey animals congregate (water usually) and picking off the young/weak.
But the animal comparison isn't very good for MGs usually anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307004
>Zipangu.

I take the closest ship leaving for the mist continent. Then begin my pilgrimage to the temple of the Monkey Monks high in the mountains. To learn how to defend myself from Monster Girls, and also learn some impressive and lewd bedroom techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307023
That's probably on the softer end of things a mad Lich scientist would do to a man she captured

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307004
>Find deck of cards
>Show magic tricks
>Win her heart (hopefully)

If it doesn't work, I can always go full dragon slayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307049
It's for my book! You'll thank me for when I produce a guide describing how sex is with each girl. People will pay for that information!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307055
>I wonder can I date both the cute wolf girl and the cute fox girl
Unless they're the firmest of childhood friends, they'd be at each other's throats. Maybe literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307053
>I was just taking issue
Why the fuck would you "take issue" with how I felt about something unrelated to the thread? Why are you even trying to read into what I'm saying? My message isn't between the lines, bud. Monsterboys are fine. Anywhere else but here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307004
>barring Zipangu region where you have a 20% chance of being abducted by an Ushi-Oni.
Ushi-Oni happens to be my favourite so all I need to do is track her down and challenge her to show me what she's got.

Given even monster friendly Ziapangu is terrified of them I can imagine she would appreciate someone being so forward and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307004
I would woo an Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307057
It's a trick, don't fall for it!

Foxes are tricksters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307068
What if the girls get upset if you mark them as "Average" or even "Subpar"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307004
>Alp

Probably just be nice to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307082
Ushi-Oni cuisine is for men with brave hearts, big appetites and a love for lots of spice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307062
I want to live with the Monkey Monks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307055
It's never nice to break hearts anon.
I'd think hard about it before pursuing either. Get to know them in a casual sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307076
Did you just make up monstergirl Fox and the Hound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307024
That's a good sign having the willpower not to assault me because she truly wants to have a relationship with me, I'd be so flattered and thankful for that. I do feel bad that she as to go off and restrain herself due to feelings she can't control due to the moon, makes me want to know her more and help her out as our relationship grows stronger together. I'd want to date this wolf girl and get to the point where I tell her that if she ever gets urges due to the full moon, 'd be there to help her through such an emotional and physical feelings overwhelming her; How would she feel if I told her that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307082
>>15307089
Ushis are dumb spiders that can't cook for shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307084
I can't help it. They've already suckered me in with their blond hair, plush tails, puffy vulvas and cute lolifox feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's make this more interesting.

You end up in whatever corresponding area you live in to MGland. eg People in England go to Wonderland, people in Japan go to Zipangu etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307086
You're right, it wouldn't be fair on them. I couldn't bear to see them cry.

Also if I wrote that having sex with an Oni is like having a monster truck slamming into your pelvis and rate it low I'd get my ass kicked and forced to give a better 'review'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307102
Where the fuck do people who live in Michigan go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307078
Because it's really easy to believe there are Chris-chan tier autists in this thread, and that idea scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHyoTVJF5o8
Obligatory.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307109
>and that idea scares me.
Then maybe you should grow a fucking sack and not take the internet so seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307114
Training montage time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307108
Somalia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307116
I want to sit her on my lap and caress her ears until she starts drooling and humping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307108
Well what wildlife have you got around there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307076
>>15307092
agreed, I'd want to get to know them as best I can so I know that whichever girl I choose to date I can fully say I made the right decision, one that took many long days and nights to make. Also, they are my childhood friends so that's why i want to try so hard to date both of them since all three of us get along really well, plus i can tell they both like me and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307116
I'm gonna brush her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307098
Don't do it, you'll regret if for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307117
Or maybe we should both just stop browsing and talking in this thread because it's an extremely stupid waste of time, but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

So, given we both spend a fair amount of time chatting with people in this thread, I think it's "Normal" to be concerned about the mental stability of other participants.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get bitten by a kumiho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307116
Clothed paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307098
It's alright, you can trust a Fox. They only have the best intentions in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307150
>I think it's "Normal" to be concerned about the mental stability of other participants.
No. It isn't "normal" to give a fuck about other shitheads online. Where the fuck did you waddle in from, tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307121
I WANT THAT PLUMP MONKEY BUTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307151
Me too, but not by that whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307156
That fox is cute, I want her to sit in my lap so I can pet her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307160
Yes. Now tell me your pronouns so that I don't trigger you further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307121
>>15307062
BIG. FAT. MONKEY BUTTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307168
If she sits on your lap, that fluffy tail is going to be all in your face.

You dirty mofu addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307171
Call me Xyw, shitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307156
Foxes in sweaters!

The lack of fluffy tail on this one bugs me to hell though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307062
Your first test will be to get your clothes back from Zoboomafoo. You'll need to chase her through a Monster Girl-infested jungle naked to get them back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307166
Ahri is a pure fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307179
I'm no mofu addict! I just like cute fox girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307004
Find a Siren and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacUcCCOoRw

If that doesn't work then I give up and start swimming into open water to sacrifice myself to a Sea Bishop.

But not before I call out that all Sirens have shit taste in music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307189
I wonder if there's a Monk at the monastery who's hands are callused permanently from spanking monkey ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307182
Yes xyw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307096
>How would she feel if I told her that?
Well, she'd want to throw you onto the bed and take your hot semen into her yearning womb right then and there.
Her blood would be boiling enough to put a hellhound to shame.

And you could tell her, "I'm not ready for sex yet."
She'd listen, but she'd probably punch a solid concrete wall hard enough to shatter it out of forcefully repressed lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307190
More like the antithesis of such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307191
Sure. I bet you want to rub your grubby hands all over her soft, silky and massively fluffy tail. Maybe bury your face in it and huff deeply too like the degenerate that you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307190
She's a canon slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307189
>:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307174
It exists to be spanked!

>>15307189
Is raping the monkey allowed once you catch her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307197
He can deliver spanks at speeds up to 200 miles per hour. Fast enough to spank even the strongest of Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307209
Of course not, maybe I want to pet it. But I wouldn't huff the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307204
>>15307210
She's experienced then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307209
You know I would. I'd massage that tail from base to tip while breathing it in enough to submerge my brain in that scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307235
The nerve of humans, to complain about MG rapes while participating in mofu molestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307214
>Is raping the monkey allowed once you catch her?
If you've trained enough, and your Lewd-Fu is strong, otherwise Zoboomafoo will deftly counter your groping hands and rape you instead.

Just use it to drive your training. That someday you'll be able to pound her fat ass and wipe that stupid ':3' off her face and replace it with an ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307137
What would the consequences be?
Because it'd take a hell of a lot to dissuade me from lotus cradling a lolifox and filling her belly with warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307241
I-I'd only molest the mofu consensually!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307253
Rare pink mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307056

Because I don't give a shit either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307241
It's not molestation if you cuddle afterwards.
Even if you're just holding the tail like a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307191
Shh anon, we all have our addictions.

Dragon and cuddle addiction best addictions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307221
>He's nameless, but tells you of a secret technique called the Five Fingers Palm Of Lust
>Tells you to watch, turning towards a distant mountain
>He lifts a hand out of his modest kimono, pausing like a statue of the grand Buddha
>Time seems to slow as his callused palm and the bottom sides of his fingers glow gold and slams forward in a spanking motion
>You can swear you feel a gust of wind because of the pressure unleashed by his slap
>Try to say something
>He lifts up a finger
"Though the wind may blow, the mountain will never bow down."
>You hear a very distant "HYAAAA~N" that echoes throughout the mountain ranges
"But should the lizard jump upon a scorpion's back, it will be stung all that much sooner."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307242
I'll train as hard as I can then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307262
I'm gonna molest and huff this fox's rare mofu! It bet it smells like strawberries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307267
Ha, good thing I have no addiction.

Now if you'll excuse me I seem to be out of Holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307266
What a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307266
>Lewd Succubus bites off more than she can chew

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307202
What said was that as our relationship grew and our bond grew also, I'd want her to know that I'd like to help her during the full moon and that I'm ready for anything she could do during the time, including sex. I don't want her to bottle up her lust, she's my friend and lover who shouldn't have to suffer from feelings she can't control, i want t help her out with it. After a night of letting out all that bottled up lust, what wold she say in the morning and how would she feel about what I said when i told her about wanting to help her out with the lust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307264
Clearly you give enough of a shit to continuously post your cringe-worthy shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307166
>>15307204
>>15307210
She's a good girl though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307298
She's literally a succubus posing as a fox. Regardless of what those dickless kikes at Riot think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307298
Livers really do go straight to your thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307298
She's used more pipe than your average plumber could ever hope to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307301
Still worth it, for a fox lady like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307315
>TFW you will never fuck a Kumiho so hard that she ends up love biting you while you pump her full of your children

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307327
You can recognize the husband of a kumiho by his love scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307333
Or a Rusalka's

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307315
I enjoy not being dead though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307349
But being dead is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307286
Yeah, you could always sit behind her and finger her to orgasm, even if you didn't want outright sex. That could include some teasy neck biting and breast tweaking from behind while she bites and clutches at your arm.
Either way you want to blow that dam, in the morning she'd probably be kissing and licking your face like she were made for it. Maybe growling seductively for a round two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307360
I want to touch that Lich butt.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a Wurm ballroom dancing and show everyone that they're perfectly capable of being graceful.

The hard part is getting strong enough to lift a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307360
Hathorite Lich when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307371
I'd like to ask you, purely hypothetically of course, if a story with a hathorite lich were to be made, how would you like it to go down? And play out?
What would you like it to involve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307315
>>15307349
What if you don't stick your dick in her? She can't suck your soul out through your tongue or fingers, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307363
True I could always do that and i would blow the dam, but no matter what I'd just be happy to help her out when she's suffering from emotional stress and doing so would only make our relationship stronger. in the morning afterwards, when she wakes me up to apologize for acting so crazy, I'd pull her into a tight hug and just spend the rest of the day telling her it's alright I understand why it happened. Then as we sit their cuddling and nuzzling each other I'd ask her if she wants to go for round two but this time without being fueled by full moon lust but by true love, I want to express my love/passion for her too and want to know how she'd feel about this whole deal that happened last night as well as right today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307404
Who knows how her magic works. I'd take that risk, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306749
Wolfus are the most perfect monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307253
then its not molestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307417
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307417
>>15307427
Ladies, plase don't fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307417
You mean vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307401
> how would you like it to go down? And play out?
Something similar to those greentexts I suppose, basically starting with the Lich endowing herself with lactation abilities for experimental purposes (and maybe to save on her and her husbands grocery expenses).
And showing how her body and mannerisms alter (softer, thicker proportions. Starts wearing cowprint) up until the point she becomes an actual Hathorite.
>What would you like it to involve?
Since it involves a Hathorite, milk will be involved in some fashion. But the question is what kind lewd stuff can you pull when writing about a thick milky super cadaver?

[Anonymous No.]

If you could kill and bring back one writefag each which ones would you choose and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307367
Mamano protein supplements, brother. I believe in you. Show the world that Wurms can be classy ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307417
God I want to love that Wolfu so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307441
I would kill my lazy and procrastinating self and bring back my creative and hardworking one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307441
Bob and motherfucking Parkedbuggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307441
Cancer, stop posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307401
Lich using her cold body to deliver refrigerated aphrodisiac-laded milk via nursing handjob. Her using her new gained proportions to good use and realizing she made her nipples too sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307413
Now who says she can't be fuelled by love and full moon lust at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307415
Is the soul sucking a voluntary act or not? I guess we'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we can all agree canidaes are the best over all.

[Anonymous No.]

If writefags are anything like artists, I bet they're not even dead but just lazy and unmotivated.
t. artfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307457
She can't help it, Anon.
She's feeling crabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307417
>>15307451
I know what you mean. That skin, that body, those eyes, and her general bearing just makes me want to kiss, nuzzle, and touch foreheads together forever. And paint her white with cum once it overflows from her too, but that's a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307476
In other news, the sky and ocean are blue, pollution is bad, sjws are hypocritical idiots, and monster girls continue to only exist in our hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307476
Artfags get paid though, it doesn't benefit them to be lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307457
What are all those bubbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307476
>just lazy and unmotivated
Agreed.
I want to write some proper non greentext fat-bottomed loli Lizardman facesitting smut, but I never had the motivation to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307472
I had a dream where I was raped by an entire village of wolfus once. It wasn't cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307440
Are there any Hathorite stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307465
True and it would explain why it felt less like lust and more like passion from the bottom of her heart, especially since i so kindly chose to help her out with such an emotional point in our strong relationship. I just want to make sure we both were able to come across just through body language alone, that even the full moon can't take away the strong amounts of love and passion we feel for each other or the happiness we felt towards each other. In the morning after round two, we can relax in bed for the rest of the day and watch shows together, all the while nuzzling each others faces and me scratch her ears to help make sure we both feel as happy and comfy as the other. I wonder how happy she be to hear that last night was great and that she had the cutest smile ever after she fell asleep on my chest,letting my heartbeat soothe her into blissful rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307498
You're just being dream-tsundere. Next time you dream about it, you'll have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307498
Too ruff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307499
I'm not sure if Harbladors Mooezzin stories count or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307505
Damn nigga, do you hate sentence structure and paragraphs, or do they just hate you?

I'm guessing you're not a native English speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307499
I want a story about a scrawny Order librarian girl who get's forced into a Hathorite cult and becomes a T H I C K monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307472
cosplay-tier, the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307512
>>15307509
They kept screaming and passing me around, I was at the ground at all times and all I could see was their hungry and lustful eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307483
Post sex cuddles with a wolfu would be the best experience, especially getting to hear her tail wag against the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307518
Not this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307472
I just want to raise a family with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307531
Powerful Wolf muscles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307516
I'd pamper her so much.
It would be especially nice if she was still a shy, awkward girl who fumbles with her words.

[Anonymous No.]

We are no longer the Monster Girl Thread.

This is now Wolf Girl Thread. Please welcome your new fluffy, wild, eternally faithful saviours, /wgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307476
It's laziness and a lack of motivation and a feeling that no matter what I do I'll never please anybody in here or myself based on my writefag name and skill level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307542
>Please welcome your new fluffy, wild, eternally faithful saviours, /wgt/.
Never

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307514
Maybe, got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307542
>>15307550
I've seen how this turns out.
It's called underworld

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307541
Just be careful, she may still act like a small girl, but she's cuddle cat levels of thick now. And se's not used to her new body at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307499
Best girl in Graystorm is a Hathorite. It's not really the focus of the story though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307515
Truth be told I am a native English speaker, but tend to get caught up typing on the fly so I often don't notice when my sentence's structure. So yeah sentence structures and paragraphs do seem to hate, for reason unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307553
>Left girl has cat print on her.
She's a dog.
Going to fill them with kittens and pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307542
Don't start a war you can't win flea-ridden manslut.

Unrelated to that, what the fuck happened up there since the thread start? This was a whole new level of retardation, autism and bait, is this the true combined power of weekend and summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307542
I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307557
Kek, sharp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307550
Man, I bet lovebites from a Wolfu would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307558
>Ends up burying me in her newly expanded chest.

Yep, going to pamper her and cuddle her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307554
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
It's the Ushi-Oni story
>>15307559
Shame that plump camel girl died not long after there was that alternate reality dream ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307557
Vampires are obviously the good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307562
>so I often don't notice when my sentence's structure.

Clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the mofuest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307572
It was too obvious to ignore.


>>15307584
I dunno.
I can say many things about that movie but I doubt that 'good' would describe any side in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307575
Yeah I'd say it counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307565
I noticed that too. Some of it right at the beginning of the thread has been deleted, but not all of it.

It's not a war when the side opposing the wolfus doesn't even stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307600
>obvious
Yeah it was, let's just say these days my expectations on that are on a new low record because irl. Glad to be able to spend time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307600
On the vampire side only the high ranks were corrupted/bad guys

On the werewolf side most of them were brutal and barbaric, only the leader/s from the first movie were good guys, and they change that with the fourth movie were they're all bad guys

You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307585
Yeah this comes into play only when posting in threads, in reality my writing is actually very solid even if my hand writing is overall mediocre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307619
I'm telling you that I would nail a vampire in the heroines suit and a werewolf in rags in under a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

So a while ago, APM commissioned Bupiti to make that nice little ceramic statue of a gazer.

Does anyone here know of any other artists who can be commissioned to make custom figures or statues in that same vein?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, what MGs would be vulnerable to bullying or tricking due to being naive about their own abilities or natures?

Pic related, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307591
Probably one of Sub-res' girls. They're like 99.9% mofu and 0.1% girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307643
>50$ base price
Okay, makes sense since time, effort and material
>27$ shipping
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307656
That must be a Dhampir, vampires aren't that retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307656
>left to right panels
>right to left reading
Who thought this was a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahans don't get nearly enough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307643
Bupi's prices have went up since I last commissioned him, but he's the only artist I know of who does statues like that.
My waifu statue cost $65 + $30 shipping back when his base price was only 35 instead of 50.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307656
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307674
That's Brazil for you, I suppose.

>>15307682
I think they've gotten a little better since then. What was their base price before, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307472
>I think we can all agree canidaes are the best over all.
They are tied with undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307674
Brazil has insane protectionist tariffs. You can easily pay double or triple to import certain goods... though I wouldn't have imagined it would be nearly as bad for stuff being shipped the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307680
Well to be fair that only applies to 1/4 panels but the point still stands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307690
35.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307716
Oh, you said it before in your spoilered post as well. Sorry, I completely glossed over that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take care of a idol group of monstergirls consisting in a Raiju, a Witch, a Satyros, a Valkyrie and a Merrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307751
I want to date a mofu idol!

[Anonymous No.]

So, statues and figures aside, how about plushies?
Anyone here know any artists who do those on commission at a high quality?

The events of today have kind of made me wish I had some merchandise of my waifu, not just art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307751
>no siren

Come on, Anon.
That's what they're made for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307777
Those are the whores that rivalize us in sales
I did it with random pages from the wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307694
why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307777
Checked, holy quads demand sirens.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised people are posting so much wolfus without posting hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307806
you jinxed it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307799
Like Momiji, she is a wolfu who's design has been perfected over the years by fan artists, with a fluid and relatively undefined personality which can be inferred in different, all favourable ways by different people.

Also, have you SEEN how she looks? She's goddamn beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307806
>>15307814
Time for Hellwan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307841
What about tiny hellwans who have enough smug to make up for their height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307806
thats cause shes a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307852
Or maybe two tiny hellwans with enough smug to rival one big hellwan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307852
You herd them all up and wrap them up in a big blanket. Then you can call them a bunch of tiny hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307806
You did that on purpose, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307865
Could be good.
They'd both work together to try and take you I would imagine.

>>15307869
Group pouting would ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

The floor is now mofu
How do you deal with this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307852
I'd rather one big Hellwan that uses her physical strength against me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307878
Hump it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307876
>They'd both work together to try and take you I would imagine.
Oh, absolutely. I'm not sure I could beat two tiny hellwans in a naked wrestling match, but I could sure as hell try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307878
The floor is now my cum
How does the mofu deals with this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307880
How big?
Tall, dire, or 'Has to crouch when walking through doors/in small houses'

>>15307886
That seems like an oddly specific competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307884
>>15307890

You have just fallen into an Ushi's trap and fucked her through the floor, making her pregnant and your waifu by MGC law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307890
gross...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307890
They would swim in it and rejoice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307899
>That seems like an oddly specific competition.
I just don't like it when my clothes get all sweaty, wrestling with two tiny hellwans produces a lot of heat.

Just taking precautions is all, promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307880
So basically, Anego?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307899
What's the difference between "Tall" and "Dire"?

Also, taller than myself. It sucks when you're into femdom but you're also 6'4".

[Anonymous No.]

>Sub-res replied to me out of the blue with a sketch for my commission
>The tail is PHAT

My penis is not ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307922
tall is 5'11 to 7'0
dire is 7'1 to 8'0+

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307910
That they do.
They'd probably be sweating as well, their shirts soaked through.

>>15307922
Tall tops out at 6', Dire goes up to 8' with additional muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307860
Nerdhounds are for bullying. I want to demolish her in a game and mock her in school about it the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307936
>>15307937
DIRE IT IS.

I'm in Dire need of a big strong Hellhound to spoon with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307937
No, they don't have clothes on either. You don't understand how much I hate doing laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307922
Dire is also about how ¿width? she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are huge! That means they have huge tits!

Rub and tease!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307952
Pro tip: rub until it's pleased

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307949
imagine the piggy back rides, you could see everything

imagine her picking you up to give you a smooch i need this ;~;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307970
I wanna be princess carried by a hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307974
you slut!

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju are the superior wans! They're quite electrifying to be around! I'm shocked you haven't realized this yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307948
I....You aren't really wrestling are you?

>>15307949
Good taste.
Gotta make her the small spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised people are posting so much hellhounds without posting oneesan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307967
Then comes the taming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307986
I'd rather be the small spoon so I can rest my head against that chest mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307988
You already got your Memehounds anon, don't push it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307983
They're weasels though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307983
I agree
I need more puns though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307991
Nice one.

The joke, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307986
Oh man, imagine a 7 foot tall hellhound curling up into as small a ball as she can so that you can clamber up behind and spoon her, covering as much of her body as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307983
Brown Raijus Best Raijus.

>>15307997
Raiju just means "Lightning Beast". The Beast Part can be much anything. KC's profile example is a weasel, yes. But then here's a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308004
>imagining
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible for a waifu and husbando to clean each other's ears at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308001
What joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307995
Would she stroke your hair while you nuzzle it?

>>15308004
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308027
Yes. With her big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307949
8'5 Anego Hellhound who gets flustered when you notice her banchou dress is 1 cm shorter!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get kidnapped by the dastardly Thunderbird and Raiju Shock Squad! They say they're gonna do horrible things to me, like forcing me to watch sappy chick flick with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306808
>Nazi Vampire
Anon, I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308083
Be careful anon, you might trigger a janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308096
I just want some reading material though Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a monster girl.
I-It's not like I'm going to do something with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308083
Only if I can get a big breasted british one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308083
Who wouldn't want to protect this cute and innocent maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307932
What species is he?

[Anonymous No.]

So, I've been gone for like 2, or 3 weeks. What all have I missed in my time away from this glorious hellhole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100
Have a Native, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100
Like, in a pic, or just mention one, or what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308111
Are Rattlesnake-chans venomous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308119
Aphrodisiacs Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308103
>>15306808
https://youtu.be/DYyf7xH8w1Q?t=269

Rip Van Winkle was the greatest waifu in that series. Legs for FUCKING DAYS, a love for German opera. A gun that never misses fric-a-frac

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100
>TFW you will never reply to the guy who draws Monster Girl butts fast enough
>Your waifu will never get her butt drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308115
Just mention one, like >>15308113

>>15308111
Does she rattles when she wants sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308127
Wouldn't surprise me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305283
>I've got you in my sights.
The mental image of this was funnier than it should have been, I had to do a quick sketch of her dressed like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308123
But I don't want to get bitten by her, she's not a vampire so bites would probably hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308136
Are you the same fellow that drew the ferris wheel Lich the other day? Because that looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308104
>What species is he?
Sub-res is, as far as I am aware, a human. To my knowledge no other species exists with an aptitude for artistic expression, technological interfacing, and an ability to learn and communicate a high-level verbal language.

I hope I have been of assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308144
Not for long Anon, and, unless I'm remembering wrong, snake bites don't hurt, it's when the body reacts to the venom that pain sets in. But it's not a venom, it's an aphrodisiac so it'll feel good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308136
I'm really glad I had to type that when I did, you're a cool guy.
All of 76's lines are golden
http://i.imgur.com/TWsdiWf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306838
Makes me wonder if there are any other EMG waifufags who hang out here but don't say much about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100
Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308129
Titanias using fairy companions as her husband's onaholes when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308149
is she*
Oh god, I can't believe I failed to notice that error until you pointed it out. So yeah, what monstergirl does the commission involve?
Also, nice mecha musume Jehuty.
>>15308154
There's a very quiet Cereafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308154
I know one guy here is a waifufag for Asuna, of all people.

And before you ask, yes, it's the glopping Asuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100
Giant rats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308136
Would each of her eyes get visors too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308165
>Asuna
From the Succubus Heroines thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308146
That's me, yeah. I still gotta do that Hathorite Lich, but I've been trying to work on proportions a bit first.

>>15308168
I was actually going to do that, but I couldn't get it to look any good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308172
No, Anon. The glopping Asuna. The "two years' worth of semen" Asuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308182
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308164
>what monstergirl
There's a reason I posted Jehuty, besides trying to convey robot sass in my previous post. You should be able to figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308188
Sword art online
With all that glopping, she might as well be a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308150
What if you get bitten by a whole hunting party's worth of Rattlesnakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308193
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308195
Well then you're going to want to call a doctor because you will most definitely have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308156
Holy shit, I just remembered where did my fairy fetish came from. It was from that one episode of Harvey Birdman where a fairy or something gets in his pants!

Thanks, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308136
Oh, that's awesome!
Good work nuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308174
Lovely, I like your artstyle.
>>15308189
Mecha Musume Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308111
>Abs
Wew lad.

I bet she rattles her tail when she's flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308136
I bet Lala mains Reaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308201
Anon, I want you to type "Asuna Sword Art Online" into Google so you know exactly what character I'm talking about.

Then I want you to click on this link and read this:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8539671/1/Sword-Art-Online-Extra-Chapter-16-5

Then I want you to understand that despite the site it's posted on, the above piece is not fanfiction. It is an extra chapter the author of SAO themselves wrote, and is intended to be completely serious and canonical in the SAO universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308217
>Trash mains trash
Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308164
>a very quiet Cereafag
He should request in the WWD and get more art of her.
He's probably the best Cereafag out of all the ones in the /a/ boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308217
>Lala spinning around with toy guns yelling 'DIE DIE DIE DIE!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308217
I can see her repeating all of his lines in a funny voice like Tracer does
DEATH COMES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308220
What's a google?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308226
>She has a pair of Nerf guns and a cheap halloween skull mask
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308154
I'm a huge Miiafag although the Shirohebi is my one true waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308217
Lala pops adderall in CS:GO now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308231
>>15308217
>Mero mains Bastion
>Fires her turret and lets the vibrations do the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308210
No, but I like that idea. A mecha musume lilim, why don't we have that yet? A combination of sleek, sexy cyborg parts on a lovely lilim body would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308223
The WWD is a rather volatile place, especially when residual drama is dragged out into the general drawthread. It even has a dude that waifu'd Cathyl for whatever fucking reason.
That Cereafag may actually benefit from avoiding that place in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308245
What he should do is start at the wednesday threads. And then the WWD. Ease into it, you know? Make buddies.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the WWD? I'm not familiar with that acronym on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308228
>Lala is in her room
>She's masturbating to Rule 34 of Reaper
>"D-Death cums~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308241
Ask ELH, he's our resident Mecha Musumefag since he gave us that Ushi-Oni who knew that it Has To BE THIS WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308261
Don't bully her! Reaper is her husbando!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308259
Probably Wednesday Waifu Drawthread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308265
But I will, Reaper is a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308267
WWD is the weekend waifu drawthreads.
Wednesday waifu threads are where people sit around and talk about their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308270
>Second in command for most of his life
>Dies
>Tries to get revived, still angsty at Morrison
Yep he's a loser alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308273
Whatever, I'm too tired for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308264
>ELH
I haven't heard that name in a long time, is he even still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308261
>>15308265
I'm gonna mock her for liking such an edgy character! I bet she writes fanfics about her oc fucking Reaper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308264
We also got Mantis Jensen from Sketch-kun.
She's the cutest little cyborg in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308280
His ghost still haunts this place. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308277
Best part
>Nobody takes him seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308285
He's here in spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308278
I did mean it when I said he should join.
Drama's died down a lot in recent weeks and Miiafag probably needs a 2nd to make requests with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308285
>We also got Mantis Jensen from Sketch-kun.
Sub-res drew that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308299
Really?
I thought it was sketch-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308292
I like how whatever Genji says in jp it's 10 times edgier than any of the lines from Reaper

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Mantises so gosh darn cute? I mean, I don't really like the other bug girls but every time I see a Mantis I just want to hold her close.

[Anonymous No.]

Any drawing requests? I'll draw one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
Dark Elf holding Ilassa's diary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308311
Because they are
A. Tiny
B. Kuudere

Perfect for sitting in your lap and stroking the hair of along with teasing her antennae

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
Draw a request from a girl with not many pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308306
far as I know, sub doodled jensen mantis and there was also an anon going around shopping jensen shades on some of latenight's mantis drawings

[Anonymous No.]

So who's the guy who's requesting a senran as a Raiju in the /v/ drawthreads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308306
Sub-res and Latenight have very distinguishable styles.
>>15308313
Lactating oppai loli Moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308297
Isn't that the place that hates Gazerfag and had horrible porn drawn of Gazer? They seem autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
A kesaran pasaran girl doing whatever you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308327
I'm not sure if he browses this place or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308319
This is correct, but let's not forget touching her fat Mantis butt while she can do nothing but squirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308332
It was.
But that's because one guy who's known to shitpost like that did it because Gazer isn't inherently /a/, and he hated him for that.
Cerea's bonafide /a/, she won't get shit on.
At worst, if he lurks for a few threads before requesting there or something, he can get a good idea of what's expected, but things have calmed down a bunch since that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308310
What does he say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308340
Indeed.
Thick mantis thighs and a bouncy rear for you to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
Oh, I got a whole ref sheet ready for this one.
Pharaoh as a desert bandit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308332
Horrible porn? Do you have the link to it?

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>15308280
How else do you think I pick up stories for the wordpress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
Mantis reading a book titled "How to hunt boys for dummies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308344
Mostly just normal shit, the occasional statement of frustration at a death, or an affirmation that he'll do better.

That or stuff about dragons and/or honor. Typical nip stuff.

His brother's pretty much the same. Just a bit more emo. Still easier to take seriously than Reaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308349
What would she even steal? She's rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308352
No I'm not linking to it.

>>15308358
Oh shit ELH, what are you doing these days? Met any new people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308364
Your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308358
You pay slave children to do it for you, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308369
Oh, now I'm curious. Just the archive link won't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308346
But how would she be able to hunt with those lewd things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
New golem doing a handstand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308349
>Pharaoh + Shantae + Ishizu + Heartless + Aladdin
...what even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308379
Not him, but that's how reference images tend to work.
You have [Subject Character] then examples of what you want placed in a neat and orderly fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308377
Lower center of gravity allows her to keep her balance.

Besides, the thick thighs allow her to tightly wrap around her prey and that rear allows her to pin them down by sitting upon them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308370
Or your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308371
Who said anything about paying the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100
Ittan-momen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308369
Yes and no. Most of the latest additions to the drawfag commission list have been suggestions rather than people I've personally interacted with. I'm still between several stories, including the one with the golden ryu and a hellhound one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308386
Anon please, my cock can't handle this. God damn Mantises being so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308100
Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308398
They also purposefully wear small skirts and underwear thats a tad too small so that you can get better distracted by the skindentation.

Some even wear stockings for the same reason.


Sure, they may have some more stealth issues that their smaller cousins don't have but the increased capturing capability is well worth it.

Some breast based breeds have mastered techniques where they press their chest into a man's face to blind him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308358
I'm scared. How the fuck would an augmented Lilim even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308411
What a bunch of sluts, Mantises deserve to be raped if they're going to dress and act so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308413
Either a sick one who replaced her bits to strengthen her failing flesh or a science one who wants to augment her already impressive abilities.
Add or subtract chuuni until satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308413
She can cast spells from the Options floating around her too. So she can cast multiple high level sexual spells all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308418
And THAT is how they get you.
They get you to try and rape them only to drain you dry and engage in post coital cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this Mantis doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308427
>spoiler
That's it, I'm going to have to marry every Kuudere bug I see now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308430
Placing her order

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308430
Sexually harassing that poor boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308441
But it looks like she's in a class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308430
Being polite with her pinky finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308430
Practicing her seduction techniques for the big test.

>>15308439
Just remember not to worry if they nibble your ears, its how they show affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308447
It looked like a restaurant with menus, it is a class huh

She's still placing her order for some hot anon dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308445
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308430
>freaking out
>not just getting her to blow you under the table by dropping your pencil on the floor between you both as an excuse for her to sneak onto the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308453
Because of the matriarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308452
You can't do that in class though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308445
It's okay, they're childhood friends though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to groom a Centaur until she goes from a lowly farm hand to a Southern Belle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308456
But what if the teacher catches you? Then you might have to do it in front of the whole class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
Space Marine and snek. Don't care how, don't care why, I just need it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308468
Heretic please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308450
What if I nibble their ear back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308466
That's a risk I'll just have to take. Hopefully she did her homework last night and has her technique down, or we'll be there all day while the Professor Ghoul shows her how to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308468
>The space marine isn't purging the disgusting heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308476
>Making your childhood friend watch as another woman sucks your dick
You're a horrible man, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308474
Then they collapse into a twitchy, softly moaning heap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308489
Is that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308488
But my only childhood friend was the cougar grapesnake down the block, and she's totally fine if I bone other women. She helped me rope my first girlfriend, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308497
Well, it leaves them open for you to removed their sodden panties, small enough to function as a thong, and go to town on their rear or womanhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308498
You're scum. A Mantis isn't to be used like some common whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308507
Of course not. You ditch whores when you're done, I fully intend to take her out on some nice dates after she does me a favor like that. I'm not some prick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308533
But you are, you don't stay faithful to your childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308537
What if one has multiple childhood friends?

[Anonymous No.]

We need more Sandworm stories. Writefaggots please.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when you get a boner just by looking at a certain monster girl's face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308561
Then you're lower than trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308313
Is it too late? Could you please draw a group of giant mice hanging off someone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308568
Marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308561
You get ganged raped and turned into a communal husband.

Is best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308577
But I'm already into another species

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308573
It's too late, I already started working on one
Probably should've mentioned that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308582
Anon you don't understand. You marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308570
For having multiple childhood friends?


>>15308579
It's not rape if I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308589
But what about the ones I love with my heart? I don't want this feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

It's happening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308598
Activate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308598
Hurray
Time to wait forever for scans and translations

[Anonymous No.]

英語版魔物娘図鑑用のリメイク７種族完了、図鑑Ⅱの作業に戻ろう・・・

KC is talking about the Seven Seas release, can someone translate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308616
>The dirty gaijin are getting monster girls now, maybe I should make a fatass harpy to 'congratulate' them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308616
If GT is at all accurate, then the 7, rather than referring to Seven Seas, is actually the number of profiles he's redrawn for the English Release? I suppose the Golem was just a teaser, and we'll have to wait for the English Release to see the rest?

And now he's returning to work on the MGE-2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308616
Remake 7 races completed for the English version of the demon daughter picture book , it tries to return to work of the picture book Ⅱ ···

Didn't say it had to be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308625
>>15308627
So what 7 do you think he's redone?

Hopefully the old harpy and lamia artwork are being redone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308634
Harpy and lamia are two obvious ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308634
Zombie and werewolf are the other two, along with pixie and red oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308634
Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308616
He finished remaking monsters for the Seven Seas release.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the hellhound delinquent to drink one too many vodka sodas when we're at a party and get uncharacteristically friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308639
gargoyle could use some lovin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308655
Honestly Gargoyle is probably the best of the older girls that still holds up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308655
I'm still kind of surprised Gargoyle doesn't have more art or stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308651
I want a blushing drunk Hellhound delinquent to hug me uncomfortably close and giddily tell me I'm her best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308598
Goodness they look so enticing. Like brand new school supplies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308634
Lamia
Harpy
Black Harpy
Zombie
Echidna
Imp
Devil Bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308634
>>15308639
>>15308646
>>15308649
>>15308655
>Harpy
>Echidna
>Red Oni
>Werewolf
>Lamia
>Zombie
>Gargoyle

I think that's actually all of the oldest art. Am I missing anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308651
Beware anon when Hellhounds get to friendly they try and "become best friends!"

My pelvis still hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308683
It's your fault Anon for being easy and falling for her tricks. Be vigilant next time you go drinking with a wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308676
i want a drunk hellhound to princess carry me up to a bedroom and lazily toss me onto the bed and then drunkenly slur about how she's gonna make me moan only for her to pass out on top of me

loen wen colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308650
As in the Golem was the finisher, or he still has more but hasn't revealed them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308680
>Black harpy
Crow Tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308691
I want her to wake up the next morning only to find me cuddling her!
I want to see her blushing!

[Anonymous No.]

"A dark valkyria facing off with the hero she raised back when she was still a valkyria". I wish I could write OCs sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308702
Crow =/= Crow Tengu

Crow Tengus are disgusting NEET weebs. Real crows are cool badass birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308702
If only

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308709
Take that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308706
>NTR shit

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308738
That's not NTR so I don't know why you're getting your panties in a wad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308743
Dark valkyries can only be transformed under the influence of the man they're looking after can't they? It'd make no sense for her to attack the hero if she wasn't someone else's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308672
There is: http://pastebin.com/GDshvD2U

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308748
The original post literally said "[A Dark Valkyrie] facing off against [The Hero] that SHE raised back when SHE was a normal Valkyrie."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308706
>valkyria
>hawk place

Check your spelling bro.

>>15308748
They become Dark only when they realize how much they crave the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308743
Going by the nature of Dark Valkyries, it kind of is.
They don't fall and fuck off somewhere and maybe come back later, the process of turning into a Dark Valkyries involves them becoming increasingly obsessed with the hero they're paired with until they finally give in and fuck him, which corrupts him at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308754
but there's no face off to be spoken of in that case. Dark Valkyries are masochistic and submissive to a disturbing degree.

[Anonymous No.]

For the 1st prize winner of the sketch raffle!

1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308750
thanks famigula

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308758
The original guy messed up but you could easily have the hero turn on his valkyrie if she corrupted. She just wouldn't be the one instigating the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308757
>>15308758
I'm not even the original guy but there are such things as creative liberties.

[Anonymous No.]

2/2

Hope y'all are having a nice evening /mgt/ o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308760
nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308762
Oh shit this is finally done? Last I saw he was just finishing up the drawing and considering a color pallette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308760
>>15308767
cute!
more wyverns required!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308771
its the only artwork the gargoyle hasi have no clue when the guy finished it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308760
>>15308767

Nice deliveries snib.

>/o/
Well, I did install a rear control arm differential spacer today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308760
>>15308767
Lucky bastard, and it's nice to see more Wyvern content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308767
>>15308760
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a 'Roo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308651
>You will never get a Hellhound drunk at a party
>She will never lead you back to her room
>You will never talk about your hobbies and interests together
I should just end it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308788
I hope you like a wife that shitposts constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308789
will we become great friend and
start seeing each other a lot more often and eventually fall in love with each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308793
>Shitposts constantly
Por que?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308803
Aussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308800
>No big booty Hellhound delinquent with a secret nerdy streak to be best friends with.
>She'll never end up pinning you to the bed after a particularly tense game of Killer Instinct and steal your first kiss and your first time.
>She'll never introduce you to her gang as her boyfriend the next day and threaten to beat down anyone who hurts you.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308803
Mate, she's a true blue Aussie. Australians are natural shitposters. They just do what they would do in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308800
that's a given.

>TFW no hellhound delinquent who remains distant and mean at first and grows exponentially nicer and closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308812
>No big and tall Hellhound anego who does that above
>Then lets you sneak under her skirt during her next library duty to give her kisses down below from behind the counter
>The old Librarian just smiling knowingly and letting you two do whatever you want so long as you 'keep it subtle'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308800
Of course. Best end.

>>15308812
>You will never feel safe and protected with your Hellhound GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305661
Succuchippai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308760
>>15308767
That's soooo fucking nice! The second picture is really cute too, its great to see monstergirls actually in action how they would be. Thank you for drawing that man, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>15305661
When are the OVA's coming out anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

can we boycott this or something?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/467380/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308830
>Your Hellhound GF will never cuddle up to you at night to scare your bad dreams away.
Goddamn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308865
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfgirls are too rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308870
That's why you chain them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308865
>buying stuff on steam
How can I boycott a game from a service I refuse to use in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308865
I was about to tell you guys about it. It's actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308865
>It's a "le retro" art style
What Monster Girl would be the best Penn Jilette type? Cause we need a trash can for this. A big one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308870
They aren't rough once you accept their love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308865
>free to play
>boycott

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have protected, responsible sex with my monster gf since we both love each other, but we can't support a child right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308884
For some reason, manticore just seems to fit. Unfortunately, I now have the image of "into the tailpussy it goes" stuck in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, what do you do if your waifu starts slipping you minomilk because she wants you to have muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308916
>Protected and responsible sex
Good luck trying to convince your waifu to let you use a condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308918
Drink it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308917
Too bad Manticores are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308920
Ok, what is she and when do you stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308918
I'd already be downing that stuff by the gallon, not sure why she thinks she has to sneak more into my diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308918
Drink it? She would only want what's best for me. Besides, easy muscle? What's not to like? Though I might start to slip her holst milk. She can be softer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308925
Your minotaur likes muscle.
LOTS of muscle.

>>15308926
A muscle/soft husband and wife combo?
What is she and do you princess carry her to the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308916
She'll tell all her friends that you tried to use a condom with her, and they'll tell their husbands, who will come kick your ass for being gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308928
I'll give it all I have to carry her to bed. She's a Wurm, so it'll be tough. But damnit if I won't give it my all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308921
That's part of what makes them perfect for this. Tell me that any other MG has the general unpleasantness to make a good Penn. Their personalities are practically made for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308935
A super soft wurm?
You could just give her pies if you want that to happen.

They love the stuff.

[Maritan No.]

Hey MGG have an Ignis done on a cheap android tablet at the studio during free time.
http://i.imgur.com/YEnFOiP.png

Another month or so of project work and I should be able to sketch more stuff, hopefully take requests too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308941
Oooh, fancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308940
Yeah, I guess mamanobama has me covered making sure it pads all the right places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308941
I like it. The tits look a bit unnatural, but it's great otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308944
Hips, breasts, belly, or rear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308946
I like extreme hourglass figures. So 3 out of the 4. If I could have it pad her hips, breasts, and rear, while keeping a tone stomach, that'd be ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308919
>>15308931
But, I'm just a student right now! We'll have as many kids as we can financially and emotionally support just as soon as I get a steady source of income.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308941
hope you can do one for me, never have before and it'd be pretty awesome, if its even close to that quality or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308946
Not him, but are there Hathor ingredients that can specifically pad out a certain part of my dragon waifu? I want to teach her a lesson after she ate my lemon tea cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308950
She'd be giving Jessica rabbit a run for her money.
May even wear the dress on a special occasion.


>>15308957
Mammy bammy would do most of it but I guess it would depend on what part your aiming for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15307466
Late to this convo, but: Pull out before she reaches nine stacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308957
Try rubbing/massaging the target area.
I have no idea if it'll work but it'll be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308961
Wonderful. I always liked how that dress looked. Red is my favorite color too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308953
They make birth control pills and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308961
Her belly, hips and rear. I'm not looking for extreme stuff, but enough to make it noticeable and so all her friends will bully her. About cuddle cat proportions.

>>15308964
I'm trying to bully the dragon, not pamper her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308964
What kind of lesson are you trying to teach her, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308966
Pretty sure demonic energy makes that shit act like a sugar pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308965
The question is if your wurm has the scales/hair to go with it.


>>15308970
Ice cream and cake would be best.
She'd be sporting thick thighs, a pudgy middle, a wide rear, and some noticeable thighs in no-time.

Just watch out, she may start trying to hide her body should you keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308924
Minotaur, and when we are both the ones aheagoing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308978
The rare double ahego?
Quite a good goal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308976
>Just watch out, she may start trying to hide her body should you keep it up.
It'll only stop when she stops eating the spiked hathor food from the fridge. Until she learns she can't steal other people's food it keeps up.

Also it's summer, she can't wear her sweaters all the time. It'll be too hot and they won't fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308328
I don't do loli but hope you like it anyways
http://imgur.com/a/fESMP

I don't get lactation but I got to draw moth boobs so it's okay. Sorry for the quality, art block

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308985
You wouldn't take her to the beach would you?
Forcing her to wear a bikini that's far too small for her?

Would you oil her body for some suntan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308918
Sounds like she's stage 3, she gets pinned against the wall and impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308993
Maybe.
Could be that she just needs to do a little more before she reaches that point.

How hard/rough would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308988
Looks fine to me. I'd a moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309000
Super rough.

I doubt she's using minomilk for cuddles. Her eyes are gonna roll back into her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308975
It's okay, conception rates are low anyways.
Honestly though, once you've had raw sex, the prospect of going back to condoms is grim enough that you'd legitimately rather just jack off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308990
Well sure, though that sounds like it could be a bit too embarrassing for her, I don't want to humiliate her completely. I just want to teach her that taking things without permission is a bad thing.

Or I want her to rape me roughly as punishment for falling out of line. I'd be fine with either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308988
that's some good shit, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309004
Cumflation or no cumflation at the end?
Tongue hanging out?


>>15309006
Well, if she found out then I'm sure she'd make sure you felt just what you did to her.
Face sitting would ensue and she may berate you for what you did.....Although she will apologize for taking your food and remark that she won't misuse her vassals in such a way ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308988
Nice

Do you have a tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308988
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15306308
So yotsuba manga where they flush newborn babies into toilet is not "downer"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309026
Ah, forgot about those too...
And why the fuck did you have to go and remind me? Fuck man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309011
All of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309084
She'd be hitting stage 3 in no time then.
You sure know how to treat an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308941
>non-Lilim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LeiyMEb8-E

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308988
>>15308941
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Some kind of fertile, hot, dark, and glowing dog.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall unearth relics and valuable stuff with a gnome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309185
>Implying Dr. Bellwurm wouldn't be the best
>"Once again, Dr. Anon, what was briefly yours is now mine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309185
What happens when a anon with a sweet hat tells you how the shit you found belongs in a museum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309188
Tell him I shall sell half the crap, and keep the rest to as proof to my kids that I did cool stuff before I get a cushy desk job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309188
I want to tell an ara ara monstergirl that she belongs in a museum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309174
Very dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309195
>You will never be a retired adventurer/archaeologist that has a gnome contract.
>You will never come back one last time to show your kids and naysayers that you've still got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309198
>You belong in a museum
Now all I can picture is a cocky little archaeologist alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309198
I would like to insult a aged succubus that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309198
>Night at the Museum with Pharaoh, Mummies, Gargoyle, Vampire, a Lich who pretends to be a wax sculpture, a Living Armor and a Cursed Sword in the armory.

Would you be able to handle that much cursed and undead lovin'?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to research the proper way to take care of pregnant waifus.

Don't want them doing anything crazy now, do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309213
I thought a good little story would be a bunch of new guards at a museum, and one by one they get claimed by the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309213
>Night shift guard is woken up by is superior
>"Dave, want to tell me why the new exibit armour is hugging you?
>Dave doesn't know what's worse, the fact he might be fired or the ethereal voice asking him if it should `remove the threat`.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309233

What sort of crazy things would a pregnant waifu do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309233
I cook weird shit all the time, food cravings will be a adventure

[Anonymous No.]

what's a good safe word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309242
Well, the most obvious would be her sex drive getting ramped up.

She'd also want to try out a few positions that are regarded as baby safe.

Also, dragons may request you find them a horde of chocolate coins.
Not a box, not a crate, a horde.

>>15309243
See above.
Get good and you could even try to put your head on them like royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309247
Cookie!

[Anonymous No.]

FEED ME.... no seriously feed me, I haven't eaten all day

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, I'm starting to think that KC's not going to be putting the MGE-2 out at C90 this summer.

I've been thinking for a while now that I want to purchase the book in person, so I've been looking into going to Japan, attending Comiket, etc. From what I can gather, Comiket registration closed in April, and if the web catalog of doujinshi circles I found is correct and up to date, then KC's not registered.

Of course, I'm not sure it is correct and up to date, since I'm having a bit of trouble finding much info on C90 at all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309233
>Anon gets his waify pregnant
>He treats her like usual
>Life is great, she is overwhelmed with joy
>A few weeks pass and she suddenly snaps
>Throws in the rape cave and rapes him constantly
>She completely lost her mind and thinks only about sex
>She finally gives birth and regains her sanity
>Anon asks her what the hell happened
>She was just worried their child would be weak if they didn't have sex

Pregnant waifus must be treated with the utmost care

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309247
Edward Cullen if you want shit t end right there

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any good stories with the spirits other then that undine one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309260
This feels like a Monster Girl version of random food cravings.

>>15309247
Sunstone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309259
I remember KC tweeting that he registered barely in time

You're the first person I see saying that he won't release MGE 2 at C90

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309267
That rings a negative bell and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309266
Not to my knowledge, hell the only other spirit I know is both on MGU and kinda sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309272
Did he? Hmm...maybe the catalog I found is just out of date then.

I'm just feeling a tad nervous I suppose. If I want to go buy it in person, then that leaves me just 2 months to book a trip. Sure if it turns out not to be there, I'd still get to enjoy the rest of Japan, but I'd still feel a bit disappointed I missed out on buying the book.

>>15309273
Probably because yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309275
Care to nutshell as I'm not singing up there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309279
>spoiler
Ah, knew it was some thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309267
>random food cravings.

She'd ask for various positions, blowjobs and other perverted moves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309283
As if as I remember it was a one shot about a Ignis that is contracted to a woman who has long gone succubus, the spirit wants the woman all to herself and hates that they need men to maintain themselves.

so yeah kinda low as I cant really appreciate yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309291
I was trying to incorporate spirits into a horror story outside of "Burn everything" but my brain cant form fresh ideas apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, its all fun and games with magic till family members find the naked Succubus chained in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
Ah, right, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
I don't have a succubus, I have a lolifox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
It was her idea.
What kind of husband would I be if I didn't indulge in her fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
That reminds me of an...unfortunate tale, from FFXIV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
I would have given her clothes.
She's mine and I have to take care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
To be fair, she didn't have to be chained up; she's just kinky. And let's be real, if any of our parents came across an attractive woman in our house, naked and looking to fuck us of her own volition to bear children, the most we'd get is a 'Don't get carried away.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
My daughteru is a Kobold, not a Succubus anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309312
Don't forget the bowl full of boiled eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309306
Let her out you monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309315
I wouldn’t say no to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309322
No way, she likes it down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
Would be fun if they revealed it at the dinner table
>"So anon, why don't you tell us about your friend downstairs?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
>Not using her magic to hide herself or commpelling them to forget her
your demon is broken, get a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309330
MOOOOOM STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DIIIICKm WE'RE EATING DINNER GOOOOSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
Worse if your with her at the time
>"What is this anon!?"
>"Mother, I can explain!"
>The succubus looks exited "Are they here to watch us master?"
>Anons brain shuts down registering her words

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309298
How about a chained hellhound? restraining her till she gets hot with enough lust to melt the chains and give you a right sexual pounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309355
Yes. Bonus points if you make her wear the cone of shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309355
Then I will train to the bone to make sure it ends in a double KO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309357
combined with>>15309298
>"Anon what's with the hat?"
>"she knows what she did"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309355
>handcuff a hellhound
>she just looks down as her wrists go from black, to glowing orange with incandescence
>the handcuffs start to turn all goopy, before the steel melts entirely and drips from her arms like slightly more viscous ice cream on a hot summer's day

Everything about hellhounds gives me boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309366
That's why you need chains that take longer to melt. like a day or several
gotta plan this shit out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309279
Make a sneak photo of kay cee if you carry that all out. I wanna see if he falls into the whole otaku archetype like Crabman ended up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309371
I dunno man. From what I hear, Comiket's a very line-heavy convention. I've practically got a phobia of holding up lines, so it's not like I could ask him for a selfie or some shit.

Also I'm pretty sure that Comiket, due to the cosplay culture, has a dedicated photo area or somethin', and then photography's restricted or banned everywhere else. Now I don't know that, but it seems a fair guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309368
You could make chains out of hafnium carbide or tungsten, but then you'd still need to contend with a hellhound's Doomguy-tier strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309382
coward

[Anonymous No.]

How about a man that gets tricked by a fox to believe she's weaker than she really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309385
I'll not deny this.

[Anonymous No.]

>writing shitty story and world buildan
>having trouble working on Lilim character's overall appearance and character
>didn't have a lick of an issue doing the Succubus' or the bastard child of Gawain and a genderbent Solaire
>yet this one fucking character is tripping me up
I swear the horns are the biggest issue, really. If I could draw more than smugki_onnas and hershey's dark slimes I'd draw the damned ironing board of a girl.
...Of course...that would mean being both a drawfag AND a writefag, which would suck.

Anyway, have any good Wurm pics surfaced recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309386
>you will never be dommed by a deceptively strong lolifox

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309386
A dude that hunts a average looking 1 tail and when he corners her she tuns into a cc 9 tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309386
That could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How about a low profile vampire? one that dosen't act like her upper-class brethren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309403

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309405
wonder what he did to get her? did her sisters approve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309410
I bet if she had a dhampir older sister she would encourage it as a fuck you to their mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309410
Saved her from a destitute homelessness

[Anonymous No.]

I shall wear a jacket made out of shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309417
>Go to supermarket
>Try to grab sweets or something fatty
>Your arm tries to resist
>That's no good for your health! Remember what the doctor told you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309436
>Anon struggles against the coat made out of his maid
>An employee comes over and asks him if he's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309441
>Shoggoth disagrees with anon all day.
>youtube videos pop up of a interpretative dancer

[Anonymous No.]

What would an Anon and his Jinko daughteru do for Father's day?
Would they go to the beach and play in the water filled with various other MGs learning to swim?
Would they only realize on the way back home that they forgot to bring the Mother with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309413
Every day, vampires are kicked out of their mother's manors by their dhampir sisters in a misguided attempt to teach them to fend for themselves. Never knowing how to hunt for a man to feed from, never knowing how to turn haughty into lewd, and not even knowing how to earn a living. But for just a small donation of your blood you can help these delicate beauties. Call now, and we'll send one of these poor homeless vampires to your home for you to heal. Don't hesitate, call now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309417
I'd hope the outside looks like a normal jacket and the inner lining looking like a shoggoth, with the purple flesh and yellow eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309461
>You'll never make an ex-homeless vamp so happy and content with herself, you and her life, that when she runs into her dhampir sister by chance, she doesn't even mind that the corrupt and lazy half-blood acts like making her homeless was the right thing to do because of how happy she obviously she is now.
>She'll never have to be the one restraining you from calling the slobby cunt out on what a horrible thing she did, stop you from showing her the pictures of your waifu from before her life really started to turn around

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309469
>It's
>his
>fucking
>nipple!

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are for purging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309469
GRant us eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Wock doujin went on sale today!
Scans when?
Or was everyone already turned off by the shota and the tentaclejobs?

[Anonymous No.]

You can't stop this serial hugger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309506
I wanna be Puck
I HATE Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309522

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309519
It just looks plain shit, especially compared to his other stuff.
Also the lizard one needs to be translated immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309506
That Elf, maybe.
Rem best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309524
>>15309506
>>15309533
>implying E.M.T. isn't your angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309530
What is it about it that looks shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309530
>It just looks plain shit, especially compared to his other stuff.
Opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309539
It just does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309522
>-large
>That res
Anon please stop triggering my autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309537
She's a shit who abandons him after refusing to hear him out multiple times.
She only comes back into the picture later to try and steal him away from Rem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309537
Doesn't she turn into a huge cunt with only the blue cunt remaining loyal? MC fucked up hard. He should have just been killed by gutslicer until he hit on the perfect combination of word and actions to make her his waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309533
>Not Ram

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309543
I gotta admit Kraken is the best older sister type, it's not even close

But you can't just say Jabberwock is shit, she's a great girl too

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best thing about kuuderes? For me it's the voice. Are there actually japaneese women who talk with that soft and emotionless voice, or is it just a fake VA thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309550
Jabberwock isn't shit, her doujin is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309546
>>15309547
To be fair he is an annoying faggot most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309558
He needs a sadist like gutslicer. Some one who can recognize when he is acting and tear him down do his despicable ground zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309549
Ram is a mindbroken cockslut that belongs to the clown.
Who, by the way, engineered every ounce of suffering the sisters went through, including the severing of Ram's horn and the slaughter of their village in order to get his hands on them. He brainwashed Ram so that she's loyal enough to go against Rem for his sake, and is using her as a baby factory so that she can shit out a new body for him to snatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309568
Well there goes the episode I was going to watch
The elf is still fine though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309576
You don't find this out until later, anime won't get that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309568
Clown has good taste in oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309587
You can't really argue that when red ha no personality outside of mindbroken cockslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309584
I should probably start reading the novels then but Tate and Overlord have drained all my desire of reading more for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, dude! Here's breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309600
Go read kumo. It's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309611
What is it? Why is it surrounded by milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309600
Hope you can read moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309611
Thanks. Want to eat it wit me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309624
Talking of milk, seems this guy is getting better http://i.imgur.com/QPbIGXP.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309641
>You'll never have a milky vamp sit in your lap and feed you breakfast with her tits bare
>You'll never lean forward and catch one between your teeth for a mouthful of cool, sweet milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309624
It's an omurice on a white plate. The plate is on a little tray.

[Anonymous No.]

Big tits are for babies! Only babies like big tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309648
Oh, so that explains the tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309649
She says, while standing on her pencil legs.
When it's said by a stick, it just seems like butthurt. A woman needs MEAT on her lower half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309649
>Nowi not liking the boingy!
>>15309634
I should probably get on with that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309649
Why are you trying to start shit, shill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309658
It's a little heart made out of ketchup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309664
I know what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309649
Sabbath plz.
I still want want to go the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309611
Every time you post, I think about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309522
>>15309526
>Using ":large"
>Not using ":orig"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309611
>dude

Why do you keep repeating this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309669
The Sabbath probably has lots of fun things to do on a sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309677
Like what?
Just playing around or something more specific?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309672
>you will never get a ride home from Ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309681
Oh, you know. Charity drives, bake sales, barbeque parties in the park, pool parties at the baphomet's house, impregnating loli werecats, helping feed the homeless, and other community events funded by it like beach volleyball tournaments, holiday events like halloween, and paintball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309660
Big tits are for babies! Only babies like big tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309677
Like picnics in the kesaran pasaran fields.
Or going to the beach except the water is actually an aphrodisiac-saturated slimegirl
Maybe going to the playpark made entirely out of tentacle plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309684
I should go there right now.
Is there an applications form for becoming a onii-san or can you just go there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309694
Just show up anytime, and feel free to flirt with any loli not wearing a ring or collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309685
Papi's the cutest. Wanna protect, impregnate, marry and be a big brother to her all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309696
Then I’ll go and find a cute loli fox and take her home and impregnate her.
And I guess collars are like engagement rings so I’ll go and buy her a expensive one as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309685
http://i.imgur.com/XY0m0Kh.jpg
Camera angles don't equal meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309704
>not getting her a ring and a collar

It's like you're not even trying to love your lolifox.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be roped into the onee-sabath
>You'll never be surrounded by big easy-going titty monsters
>And that one heretical baphomet who finally mustered the courage to take the initiation trials and become a big onee-san herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309708
not trying to be confrontational or anything but apparently the canon of that girl says she has the "best" ass out of all the harem girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309713
Damn, I’ll get her a gold ring and the collar embroidered with gold. That would make her happy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309717
Well, what's her competition? A snake, a horse's rear, a fish, and an actual giant spider.
She's the only one who actually possesses an ass.

Youre right though, her ass and legs are divine regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309717
I am a champion of slim chests, but slim chests come with responsibility. A big fat ass that jiggles when you slap it is an absolute necessity, and I'm sorry but Papi's ass doesn't deliver.

[George Dubya No.]

>>15309735
>responsibility
With what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309719
Of course it'd make her happy. But the reason you get her both the collar and ring is symbolic. It shows that you're embracing both her human and her animal-like sides.
Plus, it'll make her blush like crazy when you get on one knee to fasten the accessory around her neck, breathing against her ticklish skin, and follow up by taking her tiny, slender left hand and slipping the ring on her finger.

I'm not sure why I'm saying this, considering I absolutely detest the concept of collars on monstergirls, but hey, I like the symbolic aspect of that dual-acceptance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309714
Will they like guys who willingly went inside their headquarter? or will they throw him out because "you're so easy it's no fun"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309753
>or will they throw him out because "you're so easy it's no fun"?
That doesn't sound like anything a group of laid back, easy going titty monsters would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309753
Not all of them want shotas who fear the very concept of sex. I'm sure many would love a sensible younger brother who'll love and cuddle his older sister unconditionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afghBre8NlI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309714
Sounds like a comfy place to be.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best thing about falling asleep in bed surrounded and covered by cuddly kitsune lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309708
Another pic then.
>>15309717
To be fair, Lala hadn't shown up by then.
>>15309735
This looks quite jiggly if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309675
Why not, dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309782
This is your baseline, anon. A woman's hips, thighs and ass can go bigger, but never smaller than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309802
I think we can do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309802
Okay fuck it elinposting time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309814
Elin time best time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309837
Elins are for handholding intercrural in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309845
>babies
>coming from intercrural

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309845
Elins are for hard and fast anal with lots of biting, spanking, hair pulling and light choking.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never tell a x monstergirl to get off your lawn
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309849
>he can't impregnate an elin's thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309852
>tfw have an M1 Garand near my bed just in case I lucid dream this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309315
>But a bit more gentle would be nice~
Oh no, you don't get to make requests. You will either refer to me as "Sir" or "Your Cockship" during this session you desert dwelling tart.

[Anonymous No.]

Stacking monster girls 5 feet high when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309782
What the fuck was she even doing in that video? It almost looked like she was scratching ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309898
Adjusting her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309814
>Elin
What fetish even is this? Like, the top half is a child, but below the hips is the lower half of a late teen/woman. It's like an unstacked shortstack. Why? How did this quasi-pedophilia even come about? For that matter you see plenty of loli with exaggerated nearly adult features, specifically thighs and ass. Is it a subconscious recognition that grown women are better that is bleeding into the art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309920
You're face to face with the men who sold the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309928
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309920
I think it plays into the whole child-bearing aspect while maintaining the general form of a loli. Wide hips, large rear, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309933
I know the dick is such a simplistic creature if can just bulldoze through cognitive dissonance, but how does an artist reconcile the fact that in order the make their fetish better they need to add elements of its antithesis? Why not just give up on the fetish at that point, if its so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309942
>they need to add elements of its antithesis?
I'd wager to say that it's not an antithesis at all, those artists just enjoy lolis with wipe hips and fat asses. Same way some people like oppai loli. It's just what they're into and there isn't a way to explain that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309942
>if you slightly change it that means the original is shit
gee willikers i guess the original kalashnikov is shit since there's only about a billion clones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309942
You're too short sighted, nothing says that body shapes have to stick strictly to one type.
>Tall girls with a flat chests
>Oppai lolis
>Bottom heavy short girls
They're just different flavours and nice for their own reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW I want to breed an Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309950
Well that's what I don't understand about it. If fucking children specifically is your thing, the form of a mature woman kind of is the antithesis. It's not that I don't get that they like it, I get it, there's lots of it out there. What I don't understand are the hows and whys.

>>15309958
>if you improve it that means the original is shit
Well yeah? It isn't an arbitrary change, they do it to make it more fappable.

>>15309960
>You're too short sighted
Yeah maybe I'm being binary about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309964
Don't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309966
>Well yeah? It isn't an arbitrary change, they do it to make it more fappable.
And improvements to kalashnikovs were done to make it more reliable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309976
So the original was shit, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309977
well 75 million were built which is about a fourth of all weapons currently in the US so you tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309979
>Cheap shit and massproduced
Sounds about right. Why are we even talking about guns?
>You'll never fuck the Elf Simo Hayha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309984
>Why are we even talking about guns?
just the first example I came up with of something that can not be improved upon without necessarily being shit

in the end it's completely subjective since it is a fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309970
Elves are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310075
I want to marry a Dark Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310088
Elves are criminally underrepresented in stories no matter what the phillistines say

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308598
God those look so nice

Can't wait to get mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309998
This Succubus underestimates me, my slapping attack can ahegao even the most powerful of Lillims!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a clumsy kitsune waitress that keeps accidentally knocking over things with her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309526
Look how fluffy her arms are, you could be massaging her paws and arms and lose your hand inside all that fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309964
>>15309970
>>15310075
>>15310088
>>15310116
As long as it is consensual (no, mindbreak does not count) is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310149
Oh shit I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310174
Sorry for whut? Our mommy taught us not to be ashamed of our tails. Especially since they're good size and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310168
>You'll never be a Order squire on a secret exchange to the TrumpElves, their elders and your elders deciding it may well be worth seeking an alliance similar to the alliances of old between man and elf against the monter menace
>You'll never train under one of their Elf-Paladins, paladins much like your own but relying more on magic than steel with a battle style that is more offensive and aggressive than it is protective and defensive.
>You'll never go patrolling the perimeter with her and sleep together in the wilderness on long ranging missions, not even the slightest sliver of lewd intent in her mind.
>You'll never be ambushed by a party of demons
>You'll never slay them all, but receive a deadly blow of corrupting energies that you shielded her from
>She'l never tearily confess that she began to have feelings for you along your journey, that she can't bare to have it end here like this
>She'll never lay hands upon you and use her magic to heal you, the corruption being channeled part way from you to her
>With the both of you half corrupt, you'll never decide to not return home where they would surely exile or even execute the both of you, but wander together helping those in need and fighting the corruption that make the two of you go mindless with lust each full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310189
Sorry for not sucking on those tabi, leatherman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310168
Elves are definitely made for gently breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310215
I wonder how a shine maiden kitsune would react if I started kissing her feet through her tabi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310266
She'd post in a ded general on jaypee about how much it turned her on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310286
Time to marry her, in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310286
>ded
Time for the best kind of posting then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310305
That red fingernail paint makes her look sultry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310312
She's undead. How can she be hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310329
After fresh blood plumps her lips fully red and gives color to her pallor she's be hot enough to cuddle for an evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308988
Requester here, she looks delightfully milky. Thanks drawbro.
I have to say, your style looks kinda familiar. Do you hang around the drawthreads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310291
Good taste in waifu characteristics, anon.

I've got exactly 0 tabi fox pictures however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310348
I've got a couple. Might dump some later if it won't saturate the thread too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310329
Friction. Sweet, wet, fleshy friction

[Anonymous No.]

My kingdom for a Waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310376
>worshiping women
your kingdom will collapse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310389
Where the fuck do you think you are, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310389
I don't think MGTOW and monster girls waifus are compatible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310392
John Glubb

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310376
>>15310389
>you will never integrate monster girls and usher in the age of decadence (aka orgies)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310396
MGTOW are only GTOW because of women being 3dpd twats. I'm sure MG's would entice them back into the fold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310443
For me the only reason i want MGs to be real is to see the circus human women would make for attention, would certainly pay to see that.

3DPD world is bad enough to not let your pure waifu into it at any cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310464
That's why you enter the 2d world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310479
Lucid dreaming is a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310501
Yes... lucid dreaming... sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310529
>...
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

Entry-level monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310597
I want to bully her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310597
Entry-level DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310608
Too large?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310572
It was an ellipsis used to indicate a hesitant silence as if to collect one's thoughts as if they weren't entirely sincere but had been unwittingly offered an easy out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310597
>>>/fur/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310612
Aren't there other ways to do that? I was under the impression that ellipses are used for omitting things, rather than showing a contextual mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310597
Her ass is entry-level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310626
I was always under the impression that [...] was omission and ... was simply a long pause

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310597
The nose looks a bit too cheesy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310635
In informal writing, I suppose so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310639
I'm going for EMG button noses(tm), but if enough anons dislike it, I could always consider a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310645
Because isn't an ellipsis used to indicate a pause or silence when transcribing a speaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310597
Rowlett's the cutest, Litten-chan shouldn't even try!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310650
The button noses were always ugly to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310650
Button noses are furry and a bad design choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310650
Those noses are the reason why everyone hates EMG beast girls.

Ears & tail only or get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310654
Uh, no. An ellipses is used to omit words in for example a large paragraph without altering the meaning of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310665
"Depending on their context and placement in a sentence, ellipses can indicate an unfinished thought, a leading statement, a slight pause, a mysterious or echoing voice, or a nervous or awkward silence. Aposiopesis is the use of an ellipsis to trail off into silence—for example: "But I thought he was . . ." When placed at the beginning or end of a sentence, the ellipsis can also inspire a feeling of melancholy or longing."

"In reported speech, the ellipsis can be used to represent an intentional silence."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310669
Yes, this point was covered as informal writing, which it unarguably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310663
>Ears & tail only or get out.
Limiting it to those is a little too cosplay, throw in some paws and limited fur along the limbs and that's around the right limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310674
Paws are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310674
>it's a "muh cosplay" episode
Yiff in hell, furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310663
>>15310662
>>15310657
Do you guys tolerate clown noses like Popplio's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310674
Is this too furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310674
>a little too cosplay
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310650
Button noses are fine with me so long as the facial bone structure is still purely human.
Anons here just have a kneejerk reaction to it because >furry
Don't let it stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310673
I don't think reported speech is informal

[Anonymous No.]

Post your lewdest ideas/fantasies
The ones that almost make you blush as you're typing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310681
I don't recall seeing that Popplio girl drawn with a clown nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310683
Not him but I would argue that thoe legs are shit tier and furry ZR is the only answer ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310678
>>15310680
>>15310686
Shitposting hour already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310692
Reported speech in a story? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310680
>>15310686
So Hellhound, Cheshire, Manticore, Yeti and Anubis are furry now?
>>15310683
Just right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310698
>It's a "Label all people who don't conform to my shitty views on MG as shitposters" episode
simply eric

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310697
Agreed. The whole point is that the monster parts are supposed to resemble clothes so the girls still look mostly human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310695
What if it's kind of /d/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310696
http://i.imgur.com/foD65Ce.jpg
She definitely has one.

Since I made her a selkie, I'm going for a setting and draw concept art of Popplio where she can have a human form for ease on land if she takes off her nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310695
Getting raped and husbandoed during a late night subway ride courtesy of a CC Hathorite Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310698
It's the weekend, all 48 hours of it are shitposting hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310705
Why do you keep talking about episodes?
I could say the same to you, anyway. People don't want monstergirls just with paws and tails? Better call them all furries.

Why am I replying to such obvious bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310713
There really wasn't an issue there since she looks like she has the nose on as a prop like most clowns instead of it being part of her biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310695
Just thinking about fucking my Dragon while she kisses me, locks me with her legs, arms and tail and protects me from the outside with her wing hugs while occasionally saying "you're mine" and giving love bites on my neck makes my heart beat faster and I can't concentrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310700
Doesn't it mean something more like reporting on the dialog in a court proceeding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310720
>Why do you keep talking about episodes?
It's a shitty meme, it's useful though because you can tell that anyone who uses it is a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310723
Reported speech in a nutshell is basically past tense writing. I also said that wrong, basically any use for ellipses as a "silence" is inherently informal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310706
It's less about resembling clothes for me as it is how much I enjoy the inner thigh and how having a fur ZR is basically perfect for that. That goes for scales and chitin too. ZR is love, ZR is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310729
Eh. So how do you indicate silence in formal writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310706
Nah, I hate monstergirl designs where their nonhuman features resemble clothes. It's why I dislike KC's lizardman, mantis, aspects of the jabberwock, and a fair few other things he's felt like drawing.

I much prefer them when they appear to make some sort of aesthetic sense, and outline the sexy bits while managing to look sexy and nonhumanly exotic too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310706
>The whole point is that the monster parts are supposed to resemble clothes
That's the point of mainstream catgirls, good luck finding many Lamias where their tail looks like clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310737
A space between each dot ( . . . ) IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310747
maybey it could be like
a boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310706
>The whole point is
I think that people find MGs appealing for a variety of reasons and trying to pin it down to one aspect is hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310695
Having a Knight turned into a dragon that I get to dominate into a loyal warrior wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310759
>I think that people find MGs appealing for a variety of reasons
yeah but which are the correct reasons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310754
What, really? Well its very easy to see how the more formal, less apt version of "..." became more commonly used informally as silence or pause because putting a space after each dot just because is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310742
His lizards actually look totally fine naked, their actual clothes just hide the transitions between the skin and scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310767
It's completely subjective. You're right and wrong is entirely up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310767
There really isn't a correct preference for monster girls. Some want more monster features, some want less. The only thing neither wants is full-on human or full-on monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310792
Furries arn't full on monsters though. They are anthropomorphous animals. That indicates a modicum of humanity. So while full-on monster isn't wanted, neither is anything over 50% monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310792
Even the "human" ones differ significantly when it comes to their behavior and mindset, not to mention abilities. That's what really sets them apart from 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310825
Some of the classics are more than 50% monster. Lamias, slimes, mermaids, sphinxes, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310825
The idea of putting it down to a "percentage of monster" in the first place is fucking dumb. There'll never be an agreed upon "50% monster", which is why this while thing is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl waifu announces she's pregnant with Quints.
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310843
She's gonna produce a lot of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310825
Over 50% isn't allowed? You heard the man, hide the spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310843
Glee.
It's gonna be a busy household.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310835
>sphinxes
But Sphinxes are just regular catgirls with paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310843
Despair.
I only wanted three.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is silver/white/grey hair so amazing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
I think I like kikis now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310835
>Lamia
>Half human- Half monster
>Mermaid
>Half human - half fish
Seems like 50% to me
>Sphinxes
These are like 75% human and 25% monter. they just have paws, a tail and ears
>slimes
Now this is a good one. It looks entirely human, but is also entirely slime. I guess its both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310853
Not the taur style but watch me get replies of
>Lion pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310843
Pick her up, princess carry her up to the bed, pomf her onto the sheets and gleefully cuddle her. With nuzzling and forehead touching while talking about the plans we'll have to make to accomodate five amazing children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
>albino kikis
The purest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310866
>ribbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
She looks very pretty on top of carrying the full-on anime portrayal of slavic girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310866
So you mean the style that doesn't exist in the MGE, and is never brought up or discussed here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310866
They're basically centaurs but with lion instead of horse, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
It's amazing how one simple change can completely change my opinion on a girl.

You know what would also look great? A group of silver haired Khepri, you would probably need to change the colour of their wings and clothing to match though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
Snow kiki looks so pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310882
We've discussed them in the past. Why do you think there's a lion pussy meme?

>>15310884
You got it, chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310850
Ushi Onis would be 100% monster going by this stupid metric. Not a single bit of them is human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
White hair and brown skin is the best combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310895
>Why do you think there's a lion pussy meme?
You mean the one you made up?

[Anonymous No.]

Harpies are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310843
Well, she's going to lactate a lot then. Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310904
I've very sure I didn't. Someone replied to me with ribbed referring to lion pussy. I'm not the kind of person to just make things up.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to facefuck Vampire-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310895
Sorry, catfucker. Horsepusy is the only tauric meme around here. You're just kind of derided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310224
>Vanilla Elves are for gentle breeding
>Dark Elves are for teasing during a chuuni BDSM session with babymaking
>Moon Elves are for kuudere ear nibbling
>Night Elves are for doggystyle booty spanking breeding of the highest carnality
>Blood Elves are for staying go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310843
What timing anon, right now I got some crazy nausea and you're not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310916
>horsepussy isn't derision

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310913
Best faction

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309014
>>15310340
I'm just a nobody, please carry on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310904
The one he made up that has been mentioned many times in the Monstergirl thread previously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310917
The official elven fucking committee approves of this list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310924
>you will never raise an army of skeleton and zombie girls to spread hugs and waaarmth to the cold men of the Empire
>you will never raise wights to educate the hoi polloi
>you will never save the world from the ravages of P'Orc raiders from the south and succubi rapebands from the north

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310917
>Implying blood elves aren't for crazy good mana junkie sex

>>15310921
>implying it is
You faggots have done a pretty good job of accepting it. It has its own defense force now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308963
Couldn't you also just be a bureaucrat, lawyer, or ginger? Seeing as they already don't have souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310937
>Wanting to fuck a mana junkie
They're worse than cocaine addicts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310937
There is a single notable horseposter and he's incredibly obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310774
>You're right and wrong is entirely up to you.
I disagree
its up to the group to decide what is right and what is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310944
Hey. When in Silvermoon, under a different name and and insuring that the mana junkie can't find you again, do as the mana junkies do. It's like a vampire but instead of blood it's spirit essence.

>>15310945
Eeh, Try and have a serious go at horsepussy fags and see if it gets you support or opposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310945
>hurr steppes
>hurr kingdom
>here have this greetext scenario
>what, you want to have fun with it?
>nah fuck off mate, you get captured and raped by an amazon centaur
>and you get captured and raped by an amazon centaur
>and you get raped, then captured, then raped again by a bandit amazon centaur
>hey aren't these greetexts fun every thread guys?

Every FUCKING time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310946
>/mgt/
>Agreeing

I think it's a good thing that this will never happen, though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310966
Lovely boots, but the heels are too high.
Wolfgirls wearing boots is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310955
The sad thing is I'd do something like that for a story but it's not MGE related. Mana crazed Elves the way you described are L O O D

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310955
Yeah,

At least you don't have to deal with the whole 'nature' crap that comes with the purple ones....although the purple ones are beasts in bed.
Specially the druids.

Still, tauren are the best to visit for a good lay.
>No group of plain dwelling minotaur and holst girls to lay with while you're out adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310926
Your art is good, I'd like to see more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna coach a Wurm with an amazing voice to be an opera singer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310966
Those are mofu gang signs! She's signaling her fellow fluffy gangsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310972
>Heels
>Too high
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310976
If WoW went down the line of MG rather than furry, I'd still be playing.
>Taurens are minotaurs for the physical classes
>Holstaur for the magical and shamanic
>Pandaren are Ren Xiongmao
>Worgen wolfus

>>15310973
I don't think the thread would really mind if you wrote about being high and alone in a seedy and smoky mana den somewhere in the thick of Silvermoon, surrounded by naked and horny blood elf sluts. After all, even though it's 90% of the thread, this isn't only the MGE thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310926
Will you at least draw more tiddies here in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310977
I'll do more requests from time to time, haven't done much MG art yet.
I prefer staying anon and not posting my links

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311027
Make a separate dA/tumblr/whatever account just for monster girl art so we can't figure out who you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310999
That it would.
>Dwarfs go full shortstack and gnomes go full science loli
>Undead are a race of cuddlebug zombies, ghosts, whatever.
>Lichqueen keeps invading to get all the men for her own forces.
Merlocks are a race of flatfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15308988
I wanna lick the milk out of her moff fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310917
>tfw no elf onee-san to impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311027
You could always make an imgur album especially for monster girl stuff. That way you can keep it separate from anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a fox girl be offended if I brought her in from a blizzard and wrapped her up in a fox fur blanket to stay warm?

[Anonymous No.]

>cosplay-tier/unfitting parts/whatever argument
I think this picture is a good example of the monster parts looking natural, but not too graphically animalistic. They aren't disproportionally big like a lot of the monstrous arms and legs in KCs art, but still obviously nonhuman and attached to the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311038
I'd rather buffstack dwarves and shortstack gnomes honestly.
>Irate flatfish gargling at you interspersed with shouts of "COCK"
>You think you can handle just the one but then the entire beach and half the ocean aggros
>Raped to death by an army of flatfish and you're sent back to that ara ara spirit healer who just looks at you with an "ufufu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310980
You heard me. Boots are great because they're tough and rugged, but sleek and tall, following and hugging a girl's calves.
Heels that high are just a vector for breaking your ankles and giving you walking problems in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311049
This supports what I was saying perfectly though.
>Under 50%
>Furry ZR

I wish KC wasn't so hung up on his comically BIG MEATY PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311040
This is what everyone should do with their Onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311048
>"A-auntie?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311062
The point of ridiculously high heels is not to walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311059
That would be better.
One's hard from forging, the other's soft from science.
They'd also have green shortstack competition from goblins.

>All the mad science that would ensue between the two to out do each other.

I can only fear for the integrity of my pants at the things they'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311017
Absolutely

>>15311045
>>15311035
Good idea, made an album
http://imgur.com/a/Rday3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311089
Just don't get in a party with a goblin and a gnome and if you do, stay far away from scholomance. They may find some interesting research there and it'll make their experiments and researches go in another direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311091
Bless you, I look forward to seeing your album grow mystery man.

[Anonymous No.]

Lunch was an hour ago dude, where were you?

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls do you think would look better with brown skin instead of the one on their profiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311094
>One uses her science to buff up her chest while the other focuses on her rear
>End up arguing about which is better the whole dungeon with bits so big it gives Debuffs
>Worgan hunter doesn't quite know what to do and the orc tank's getting aggressive again.
>Such is the life of a holy paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311109
Don't make me think sad things about Ran.

>>15311111
All of them except for the ones which should explicitly be pale, like vampires, and with nonhuman skin colours, like hellhounds, demons, liches and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311066
>This supports what I was saying perfectly though.
>Under 50%
>Furry ZR
What were you saying before? That isn't very clear from your post.

>I wish KC wasn't so hung up on his comically BIG MEATY PAWS
Yeah, they don't look very natural. For example, the profile Bapho's hooves are too big, they look like some wierd distended cosplay boots or something, but in that picture they look like they're the right scale and a theoretical human foot couldn't even fit in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311091
Perfect. Looking forward to your future work, your style's cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311111
Manticore (Which has been done already)
Titania
Werecat/Werewolf
Jinko
Damphirs could tan very fast dues to being 50% Vampire
Vampires could tan incredibly well since sunlight doesn't kill them, and instead weakens them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
>tfw no silver haired combat kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311111
Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311147
>Titania
>Vampires
>Dhampir
They look much better with light skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311111
Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311111
Dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

What is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311187
She sees anon's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311187
Being shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311187
Beating The Lion King for Sega Genesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311187
She is probably giddy about some gift she is preparing for the boy she likes, what a nice manticore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311187
Being worse than the original manticore design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311201
You're right, that would require a lot of concentration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311201
It starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311109
Hanging out with my cool wolfu friends rather than that dumb fox hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311204
proving that not all manticores are sadistic rapists. How nice of her to break the stereotype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311228
Only because they're sadistic rapists that doesn't mean they can't buy gifts and be nice from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311247
This. I may be chained up in the basement all day but at least she gave me some nice chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311109
Eating that dragon treasure cove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311040
>TFW wrote that greentext originally with the Dark Elf oneesan

>>15310999
I'm pretty sure there are people who would tell me to fuck off to /v/ or /tg/ for writing Blood or Night Elves famiglia. As fun as binding a grape faced bint to a tree with chloromancy and having the branches or vines hold her in place while I breed her sounds, it's just not for the thread. I've learned mostly from my mistakes, now all I gotta work on is to not get angry at stupid shit that either I or other people do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311275
She even bought you a pc from what I can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311345
Yep! She is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

So we've discussed maid, milkmaids, etc.

But what about monstergirl bodyguards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311343
>I'm pretty sure there are people who would tell me to fuck off to /v/ or /tg/ for writing Blood or Night Elves famiglia

People have written fallout stuff before. It's no problem, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311187
Shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311343
>now all I gotta work on is to not get angry at stupid shit that either I or other people do
Me and you both. My own stupidity pisses me off the most.
>>15311369
I want a silent Jinko bodyguard in a suit who only speaks when she thinks I'm hurt or something urgent comes up, then she would sound quite panicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311369
Demons would be amazing at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311369
That shit eating grin the kid has, he knows he is in heaven and I'm not. Fuck you shota, your kind is always ruining my happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311369
I'd probably a bratty little shit and always try to provoke my kiki bodyguard/maid if i was under their protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311392
>Demon bodyguard
>her contract naturally doubles as a marriage contract as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311369
>Silver Dragon who has neck mofu instead of that weird draconic beard being your bodyguard
>She's been with your family for six generations now, swearing a life oath of fealty so long as each generation gives her a child to go out into the world
>You're getting hit on by a Succubus at the bar who despite her size can't hear the dragon approaching
>Silver scaled hands clamp onto her shoulder, a sultry Auld English voice stating matter of factly
"Thou wouldst be wiser to remove thineself from my master's presence. It would pain him so to see you wake the dragon and the winds of Cocytus."
>Succubus just arches an eyebrow at the Auld English before calling her a BBA
>You end up having to pay for the damages when a Succu-popsicle is left sitting in the stool, your guardian princess carrying you from the 'Den of Charlatans and Inequity'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311421
>swearing a life oath of fealty so long as each generation gives her a child to go out into the world
Soiled it. Only a certain faggot would have taste this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311421
>Wanting your dad's sloppy seconds
>Wanting your granddad's sloppy thirds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311397
That's how you get forceful morning wakeup french kisses and blowjobs .

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311454
>implying this isn't what was wanted
>implying i haven't been trying to get to to break and rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311436
>Only a certain faggot
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311473
Shoggocks' MILF fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311454
I'd think that she'd just threaten me to stop in that heavy, unidentifiable accent of hers. At least until the parents leave then the tender femdom happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311473
Generally people don't want to be in a relationship with someone who has had sexual relations with a good portion of their male family members

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't actually a mantis girl right?
I mean, it's a bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311504
Of course not, all bugs repulse me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311482
>MILFs
>A bad thing
I can see why the guy erred with the greentext but come on, not everybody is on Shoggy's level of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311504
I'd bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311482
>MILF
>Shit fetish
Yet that MILF/GILF fox doujin sure seemed popular and rightfully so, it was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311524
Milfs are bad, unless you are the one who made her into a milf in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311519
She may not have asked for that but she's going to be asking for more once I start ruffling her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311504
It is a bug, but at least she isn't a devil bug or a beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311524
>>15311538
>Wanting generations worth of used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311482
Damn, caught me red handed, Anon. No what kind of punishment can I expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311504
In fact I fapped to mantises just last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311566
The thick thighed, bottom heavy ones correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311562
Hey I'm not defending that generations worth of dragon slutting but there's nothing wrong with making a lonely widowed MILF happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311563
>A busty Cyclops from your school will never sneak into your room while you're out, strip down, and tie herself to your bed.
>She'll go into great detail about how "horrible it would be if someone were to ravage my slutty body while I'm in this helpless state" when you walk into the room.
>You'll never indulge her obvious fetish.
Damn it, why are masochistic girls so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311524
>>15311538
MILFs are only good if you made her a MILF, otherwise:

>NTR if the husband is alive
>husband may be dead, not technically NTR but since I don't want my wife to do the same if something happened to me, I won't fuck her
>if you get with her you will have to raise a kid that isn't yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311578
Just mantises in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311587
That'll I'll agree on.
It's the whole 'every generation' thing that gets me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have a yan who doesn't want to hurt you, or does that just roll over into pure love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311594
Even mantis wasps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311587
Can we agree that Christmas Cakes are better in every way though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311597
>Is it possible to have a yan who doesn't want to hurt you
All of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311597
Most yans don't want to hurt you.
It's other people's safety you have to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311602
But that's a wasp mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311591
The best way to get around all that bullshit is to have her daughter be around the same age as you. Now you can fuck them both and have a mother-daughter threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311597
Yes. Most of them just want to hurt the people that try to hurt you or steal you away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311591
The whole past husband thing just all 'round sucks.
>She will always have a place in her heart for a man that isn't you
I hate sharing. If I was okay with sharing I'd be in an open relationship. I'm not going to give you my whole heart and expect anything less in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311603
Obviously

[Your waifu as a MILF] > Cakes > Young monstergirls > Lolis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Other MILFs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311614
Meaning anybody who looks at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311588
I'm serious Anon, I'm a slut for punishment. Break my heart, fuck my shit up. Give it all to me so I can stop being a shit tier fetish fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311597
Yes,
Yandere are the ones who love you and want you to look only at them.


Yangire are the ones who will resort to murder

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311619
>Yans are unable to determine threat level
Plz. You never notice the ones that are good at it because everything they do seems like a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311616
That's why you don't fucking touch them, just go for a single monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311624
I'm pretty sure /trash/ is where the ERP threads go anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311632
Yeah there's a reason damaged goods is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311633
Telling that he is shit and should go there is what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311618
>You'll never be seduced by the Christmas Cake Apophis principal only to learn that she has no idea what she's doing in bed because she's a virgin.
>You'll never make her scream your name as you teach her pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat pancakes made by the hellhound delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311627
Gonna molest that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311652
Cooked on her abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311652
But they'd be all lumpy and charred!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311652
I want to cook pancakes with bacon bits in them with a Hellhound and see her reaction when she eats them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311662
>He wouldn't eat them any way, tell her that they are just barely edible, and promise to help her cooking improve

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a Yuki-Onna to live in my home and climate control it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311638
>not wanting to make a MILF monster cry and apologize to her dead husband for coming with your young dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
>She moans his name while basking in the pleasure of your dick

Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
>Not respecting other men's wives
You don't deserve your own to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
>He wants his girl thinking so hard about another man while he fucks her that she actively feels guilt during the act.
>Wanting her orgasm to forever be associated with guilt and her ex husband
What's it like being a standin for the memory of another man, cuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311629
What if I bullied my yanwaifu by acting really suspicious so I could see her beautiful murderface?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
That's fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
Go back to your NTR hentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
I'd rather she didn't mention him at all and just acted like a seductive MILF.
>"Ufufu it's been quite some time since I've felt this good"
>"Goodness knows why you chose me but I'm glad"
>"Now come on young man, thrust faster"
Leg locking not optional, it's mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311697
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311633
>>15311640
I was just joking but eh. I doubt there's anything I can do to change people's minds outside of leaving this place once and for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311742
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311734
>>Goodness knows why you chose me
>liking girls with low self-esteem
Pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311734
But she'll be thinking about him.
>Not wanting a seductive milf that does and says all that
>And after you'd driven her to a sloppy, ecstatic mess, and she's still in the haze of post-climax she slips up and utters
>"I had no Idea it could feel that good."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311742
Think about all the monster gils that will be sad if you leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311752
>"I had no Idea it could feel that good."
This is NTR tier dialogue already, cut it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311752
I like you. Cakes discovering love is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, your daughteru has just burst into the room and claimed it is happening.
How do you handle this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311742
You don't need to leave. I've got a feeling you're responsible for some of the better in thread greentexts and people just don't realise it half the time but you need to learn to not respond to some people since it never ends well for either side.
>>15311751
It's less self-esteem issues and more teasing for going for an older woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311752
Only one thing to do then.
Fuck her some more in the mating press until she's an ahegaoing wreck.
Christmas Cakes are 100% for lewd shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311759
>cakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311758
See, now you're projecting and clutching for straws. The OBVIOUS implication is that she hadn't had sex before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311758
I think you missed the point anon.
She's actually a virgin Christmas Cake that was pretending to be a MILF.

>>15311762
>"You finally kissed your childhood friend? Took you long enough!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311762
/pol/ here, I celebrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311762
Have sex with waifu in front of her?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the afterlife is canon and you're fucking a wife whose man is waiting for her there, which is NTR.

Fucking digusting, all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311762
Tell her she shouldn't take zipanguese message boards so seriously, even if the tanukis do control everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311751
>It's only natural that you fell for me.
>We belong together, after all.
>We are perfect for each other.
>Destined for each other.
>ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes with tiny tails are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311780
What if he's been snatched away and mindbroken by a Will-o'-the-Wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311771
Your daughteru blushes, does a 180, and runs away.


>>15311774
She joins you

>>15311779
Your poor daughteru is overloaded and passes out.

>>15311784
B-But it's happening!
For real this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311787
Pitying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311790
Either she takes him back or bigamy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311791
It's always happening. Why is this happening any different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311804
Well, how often is it revealed that all the ruling class are reptilian?

THAT is how you know it's really happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311787
>tails smaller than ears
I'd still nuzzle them, but I'd feel bad for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311810
So a few dragons rule the country. So what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311814
But its more than that.

Theres lizardwomen and salamanders inovled


Lizardwomen! How do you think they got in those positions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311762
I can never keep track, which happening is it this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311762
Find a creative way to tie her up, call my waifu in for some cuddles, and get comfy.
Happenings are always comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311787
>That fat ass
>Those fat tits
>Those tiny ass tails.
I suppose I could just ask a Lich for a potion to help her with her inadequacy.
Then I'll use them as handlebars as a plow her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311791
If she passes out that means I just have to sex my waifu hard enough that she hears her moans everytime and gets used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311828
They were elected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311780
What if he's a piece of shit who deserves it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Trying to find a post I made around a month or two back describing a certain scenario as a reference
>Search through Warosu, using every goddamn phrase, word, and homonym I can remember in that post
>Fucking nothing

I'm not sure if I'm going batshit crazy, and I just imagined making the post, or if Warosu is just even more shit that I already know it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311830
You've gone meta, KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311840
That happens 0.001% of the times

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311848
I find that hard to believe, your percentage is too low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311846
Good to know you're still around Mr. Stalker-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311840
Isn't that Eros' job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311840
>Man married to a MG doesn't straighten out

>>15311860
Not him, but you're pretty blatant in your deviancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311866
He was cheating on her the entire time, and then immediately dumped her when she got pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311866
Well yeah, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311871
>What is cupid
Hahahaha no. Enjoy your magic brainwashing arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311879
You know that they have black arrows too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311879
I want a Cupid to shoot me with her "special arrow".
You know, the one with all her feelings in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311830
Oh kobold daughterufag

>>15311831
The lizards have been revealed to rule the world!
It's happening! Society is going to collapse!

>>15311835
Oh my, that's pretty lewd.


>>15311838
>>15311838
Yeah, by the ruling class!
You act like it's a real democracy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311753
Maybe one Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311887
". A man shot by an arrow of lead will seek the boundless passionate love directed towards him by a monster and gleefully accept it. The power of love induced by them in particular is the greatest of any of the goddess' servants. There are even anecdotes told of them causing gods to fall in love with humans. Due to this, they often target those who have been tragically denied love by a cruel fate and who couldn't be easily joined together just by slightly fanning the flames of love."

None of their arrows work to split a couple up. The black arrow will only make the man jelly before his waifu's love. Even if he was cheating on her, he'll crawl back and beg.

I do wonder what becomes of the other slut though. It's a bit unfair to be forced to share your man simply because his whore has feelings for him, even after you go to the trouble of having him fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311828
>Lizardwomen! How do you think they got in those positions?
Their thick asses and big, droopy titties made humanboys vote for them?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a pair of Kikimora twins pregnant with twins of their own.
They'd be genetic quadruplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311923
That's not how genetics work.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or is iqdb down/broken for anybody else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311928
If the original Kikis are identical then yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311918
Goddamn it, they're taking all the positions from the hardworking tanukis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311897
The daughteru will learn with me. When she grows up we will have competitions of who moans louder: her mom or the fuckboi prince she stole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311918
Exactly!
And how do you think they got those titties and asses, hmmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311941
...Liches...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311938
No! Not the tanukis!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311958
where is her leaf? shes missing her leaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311763
You may be right, you may be wrong but greentext is still no substitute for actual stories or any other kind of OC so instead of being a mopey bitch have some swiggity swoogity monkey booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311955
Yes, vote for your local tanuki, boyim, to, uh, prevent the lizard girls from taking over. They say they're going to outlaw mofu sniffing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311938
Speaking of Tanuki, did anyone do anything with that Desert Tanuki idea from a while ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311993
>Desert Tanuki
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311986
No! I refuse to let the gubmint take away my mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311949
No, the liches are there to keep them alive for their rules.
It's the cows that are getting them that size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311986
I want to eat out a drunk Tanuki and then masturbate with her feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312004
Delicious brown Shortstacks who are more "Fast talking merchants" than "Con artists".
They'll sell you all sorts of useful junk, and nothing turns them on more than a good session of haggling.
If you have something one of them wants, she might try to buy it from you with her hand in marriage. She'll even present the part of her body she thinks is sexiest to try and convince you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312008
If they want to take my mofu, they can take it from my cold dead hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311993
The Jawa Tanuki? Shortstacks wearing bulky robes with nothing under them. Always on the quest for getting more scrap and robots?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312018
That'd be pretty cute. If you want brown 'Nooks, Harblador said he'd do a story with the Grand Vizier from a previous story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312025
That's the one.
Except you know, replace the robots with Golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Is this an example of monstergirls using polymorphing to their advantage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
No, right is too fuzzy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
If I wanted to fuck someone completely covered in hair, I'd go down to the local YMCA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
I prefer KC style Monster Girls. They're just monsterous enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Left is better because it looks more like cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Dire Wolf mode engaged!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
I like the fluffy upper arm and the fluffy above-the-knees-but-not-too-high but I don't like furtits. I don't want to hack up furbals when I suck and lick and bite some tits. Sae is to be said of the fur around her hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
>covering up the good bits with fur
eeeeehhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Too fuzzy around the crotch and titties, those places are for smooth skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Both are fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
The one on the right looks far more appealing to me, it actually looks like someone put some thought into how to incorporate the monster parts into the design rather than pasting a few similar bits on and hoping for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Even animals don't have hair on their tits like that. Replacing clothes with hair in the same spots is asinine. If you wanted to add more hair, the likely places would be the ones he left bare like the shoulders, upper chest, thighs and stomach.

Both are impossible but left is actually more realistic than right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
I think right does a better job of being more monster girl but I don't want fur tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312062
>Only difference is they turned the clothes into fur
>More thought into incorporating monster parts
Are you high, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312015
That'll cost you anon

>>15312018
what if they sell you junk that's just junk? how would you get a refund?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
The arms and legs look a little better on the right, but the right's middle bits are retarded. Closet furfag-tier almost.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312079
>what if they sell you junk that's just junk?
Caveat emptor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312079
That's a very tiny Kiki, no wonder the poor girl gets bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312062
>it actually looks like someone put some thought into how to incorporate the monster parts into the design rather than pasting a few similar bits on and hoping for the best.
Literally all he did was draw left in a shittier way, and draw fur where left's underwear was. There is no difference here. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Better arms, leg and ears on the right. The fur-covered crotch and tiddies are not for me tho. Guess that makes me cosplay-tier loving scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312062
Found the furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312079
Scrap is very useful. Plus you might find some treasures, like enchanted items or rare tomes.
And if you have something a Desert Tanuki wants she'll really go in trying to buy it from you.
Resist and haggle enough and she might fall for you and start offering her body. If you resist that, she'll offer her hand in marriage.
Of course, if you take the offer you're going to have to impregnate her to seal the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312086
I summoned you! You have to do what I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312088
I'm gonna force her to give me a refund! No one scams me and gets away with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312090
She's a loli and perspectives, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312094
>Literally all he did was draw left in a shittier way
Left is awful though, the fur on the arms just ends rather than looking attached to the arm and since you can't distinguish any kind of gap between the paws and arm fur that means she's probably wearing gloves. Do you actually like monster girls or just humans in monster girl outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312107
Still, her father has some GIANT feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312112
>the fur on the arms just ends rather than looking attached to the arm and since you can't distinguish any kind of gap between the paws and arm fur that means she's probably wearing gloves
That's the fucking point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312112
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312104
Desert Tanukis don't scam people anon, that's what normal Tanukis do.
The quality of a Desert Tanuki's wares is guaranteed or your money back.
And maybe a bit of your stress relieved if you're up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
Keep the bikini top on right and we have a deal. I like my Wolfus like I like my beards. Bushy and hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312119
Going to assume I'm being baited at this point. Then again this is the thread which claims to love monster girls yet spends the entire time circle jerking over elves and girls with fox tail buttplugs rather than discussing anything on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312150
Artist?

And is that an MGE Kejourou, or a regular Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312144
>the only things that should be considered monster girls are the narrow subset of my personal preference
Cry some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312027
I like everything about the right more, save for the fuzzy boobs. Fur around the boobs, or tufts between the cleavage is fine and lovely, but actually on them, covering the nipples, not so much.
Love the way the fur curls upwards on her arms, too. And her fuzzy crotch area.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl gives the best paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312144
>waaaah talk about my furry garbage instead of monster girls
fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312018
>Find a beaten up proton accelerator. Holy shit it's still working.
>Make your way home with your trusty robot sidekick.
>Hear a rumbling in the distance.
>A large Sand Crawler is accelerating towards you.
>Oh no.
>It screeches to a halt right next to you.
>The door slams down and hundreds of little creatures with bushy tails and wearing bulky robes pour out.
>Quickly surround you, forcing you to wade through a sea of haggling.
>Hold onto your accelerator for your dear life.
>When you tell them you're going to get a better price in town the flirting begins.
>One lifts up her robe, revealing a pair of breasts far too large for her little body.
>Some present themselves, tails swishing back and forth, better offers fly out, but you know how much this thing could be worth.
>Rejecting their offers only seems to make them more aroused, some wet and dripping and you deftly counter their haggling.
>Marriage proposals are thrown at you, some you think have completely forgotten about the accelerator, they just want to put a ring on you before the others and lay claim to you as a husband.
>By the time you reach the outskirts of the town, they become desperate enough to offer themselves as harems.
>Finally reach the city.
>All the stores are closed for the night, since it took you so long to get their with Sand Tanukis hindering your progress.
>They're still waiting on the outskirts, campfires burning, playing the waiting game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312158
artist is buck-satan on tumblr iirc. she's been doing some mge stuff recently.

>>15312144
oh great it's this guy again. why not shit up the thread some more by complaining about muh posting standards, why don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312158

>Artist?

Toxic http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/

>Is that an MGE Kejourou or a regular one?

It's the artist OC but it'd guess that it's based off the MGE version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312166
Your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311938

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312144
>c-cosplay tier
Fucking kill yourself. Monster girls are girls with a slight monstrous touch. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312150
I wonder if a Kejouru himedere would bully me as much as normal himedere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312167
It's not even about the fur, it's about a monster girl thread being so adverse to actual monster girls that the most popular girls are the ones closest to human as possible.

I never used to buy into the whole demographic change thing but it's been very noticeable over the last few months. Lamias aren't nearly as popular as they used to be, neither are Harpies or anything remotely monstrous, it's all borderline humans that can be called monsters on the technicality of slightly different coloured skin or longer ears.
Would it really kill to have some variety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312176
You realize that marrying a Desert Tanuki means that you're not only her husband, you're her business partner right?
A Harem of Desert Tanuki would become a trade juggernaut that could even put normal Tanukis out of business.
Not to mention all the Tanuki ass to do with whatever you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
>Lamias aren't nearly as popular as they used to be
What the fuck are you talking about anon? I'm pretty sure Apophis is still one of the more popular girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
the selecton bias is strong with this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
>or anything remotely monstrous, it's all borderline humans that can be called monsters on the technicality of slightly different coloured skin or longer ears.
Shit, I guess

>Apophis
>Jabberwock
>Manticore
>Mindflayer
>Shoggoth

And more are just cosplay girls. Wrap it up guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
This is too out of touch to be serious, this has to be bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
...so your problem is elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312233
Who DOESN'T have a problem with Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312225
>>Mindflayer
>>Shoggoth
It's time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
If you don't like it, why don't you just leave?

>that the most popular girls are the ones closest to human as possible
And what's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312233
He is angry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312237
That's for other reasons though.
Yes I'll delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312199

I'd say it's likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310856
Wait a second, white hair, red eyes.

>This taste, it's of a Lilim!
>Sappin' my dick!

That Kiki's a Lilim! There's a Lilim creepin' around here! Lilim around here! Hey boys, it's a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312208
The interiors of their Sand Crawlers are quite comfy. They even have air conditioning. Plenty of pillows to rest on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
>that the most popular girls are the ones closest to human as possible
Name one community where this isn't the case short of furaffinity
Hell, this is the case in-universe in MGE too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312206
>I'm the only one who knows better
>everyone else is wrong
If you want to discuss "monstrous" girls, there are places for that, like /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312248
Sex with a Desert Tanuki harem would probably be slow and sensual too.
Just imagine being laid down onto a bed of comfortable pillows as one of them strips off her robe and slowly lowers herself down until she's taken you down to the hilt.
Then she starts gyrating her hips while the others crawl up beside you and start whispering lewd things into your ears or masturbating in anticipation of their turn.
Desert Tanukis are fast talkers and quick thinkers. In the bedroom this translates to them being great dirty talkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312225
Apophis is the only one on that list I'd call popular and she's the exception when it comes to Lamias getting attention due to her personality. Jabberwock would barely even get on the radar if it wasn't for all the art being commissioned by one guy.

Jabberwock is probably hated just as much as they're liked if not more.
>>15312258
Are spider girls /d/ now? Slimes? Alraunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312237
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312282
>Jabberwock is probably hated just as much as they're liked if not more.
Manticore even. Shit I should just go play video games or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312282
>Are spider girls /d/ now? Slimes? Alraunes?
They've always been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312247
One of these days I'm going to write that story about an ultradimensional girl using a puppet to husbando a human boy, like we waifu 2d girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312282
>Are spider girls /d/ now? Slimes? Alraunes?
Hey if you wanna talk about them, then all power to you. There's literally no one stopping you. Least they're not furtits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312287
>Manticore
I'm pretty sure that's backlash due to meme status.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312321
Before was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312282
>Jabberwock is probably hated just as much as they're liked if not more.
You aren't a regular here are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312321
>before and after have literally nothing in common
It seems kinda stupid when they might as well be completely unrelated people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312329
I feel this way about most succubus transformations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312337
I wish cute nerdy girls would make cute nerdy succubutts instead of turning into unattractive sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312330
Read the post after, I fucked up and said Jabberwock twice when I meant to say Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312238
Mercer-chan please calm down let's not create a third pandemic alright?

[Anonymous No.]

What if, /ss/ with a houri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312362
>implying little boys have done enough great deeds for a Houri
They're a reward for men, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312368
But reincarnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312348
You haven't been here very long if you think people hate Manticores because they're "too monstrous"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312380
There's no reincarnation in MGE, but an afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311387
That doesn't change the fact that /v/ stories really have no place on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312337
There shouldn't be much of a physical or phychological transformation at all. I think new Succubuses should just become supremely lustful and gain an eye for seduction. Not everybody wants bikini titty monsters, after all. I'd love to see a sports girl Succubus who knew exactly how to use her strong, lithe thighs to seduce her victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312388
Never said that was the case, just that I wouldn't call them popular.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bring my wife to visit my parents for dinner only for them to flip out over the fact that my wife is the CEO of the bank that holds their mortgage.
She'll pay off the remaining balance right then and there as a dowry.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/78fp04Y

Another Kejourou picture from Toxic that was made before the other one I just posted in the thread. i dunno if it was shared before.

Also the guy is someone elses OC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312398
Don't all demon class monsters have minor shapeshifting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312390
Both exist. KC intends to go into them when he gets around to the world guide on the MGE's gods

[Anonymous No.]

Did the monster girls always care about finding husbands since the new demon lord took over, or did they only gain that aspect after the demon lord found her husband? Like, it would make sense if they were all just sluts before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312410
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312437
it's in their new instincts. So they've always had it since the new DL took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312437
Before the new demon lord monster girls were straight-up monsters.
i.e. trying to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312347
What of a beautiful vain woman were to become a Nerdcubuss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312437
There were no monstergirls before the new demon lord. There were just some monsters who happened to be girls, like female elves. And they would marry the males of their species.

Most monsters loved nothing more than to kill and eat humans pre-mass-alpification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312453
I wonder how awkward was for heroes when the current monster lord took over while they were in the middle of a fight with their monster nemesis, the sworm rival/villan of their respective adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312456
>>15312462
I'm not talking about any period before the new demon lord. I am only talking about the period between the new demon lord and her getting married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312471
No fun logic indicates that the monsters probably would have pulled a strategic retreat to get their bearings, why am I so horny right now and all that.

Then come back to raid and rape, but without raid and more rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312456
>>15312453

The exception being Zipangu, where monsters lived close by humans but they live more closely to them now thanks to the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312480
The new DL got married to the hero the moment of her coronation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312461
>Vain slender Ojou-sama becomes a succubus.
>It turns out that she was binding her breasts, and using makeup to hide her freckles.
>Becoming a succubus causes her real appearance to shine through, meaning she can't hide her freckles, and her breasts are too big to bind now.
>Also she's nearsighted and had been using contacts to hide that.
>She's actually a closet nerd and now it's all out in the open.
Would you fuck her? I'd fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl besides Dark Elf would be the best with whips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312485
Sort of this. The DL made monster girls as part of the new cycle as ordained by the CG. CG was like "That's weird but whatever. Go kill the fuck out of her chosen one." Then chosen one became Traitor-Prime and helped the DL ascend to godhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312494
Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312496
Ah, the first traitor, the man I have as my inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312492
Sure after we start dating of course and we hit it off well, but what's her personality now like and what are her likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312496
Last I heard she is still trying to go full god, you could say that DL is like a demi-god right now and CG is low power god so kind of stalemate.

That said it's been fucking ages since I gave half a fuck about the full setting so I might have to re-read the full wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312506
He truly is, I would love to go get some beers with the guy, shame apparently he is fucking 24/7 for the good of us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312494
Ilassa. I bet she knows how to disrobe a Paladin with her tail alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312502
Well now I'm imagining an Anubis discovering a like of BDSM and binding up her "favorite slave"
Stop it boner.

>>15312508
She's a bit shy and on edge now. She was a bit of a bitch before becoming a succubus, but now she can't hide her nerdy nature. She also enjoys games, anime and movies and has a secret room where she keeps her collection and a big screen for viewing/playing on.
She's also got a huge closet full of cosplays that she's fantasized about having sex in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312525
ELH please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312525
>A submissive Lilim who wants to be raped
She doesn't deserve a whip

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312534
I'm not ELH.

>>15312536
I'm pretty sure she's a power switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312492
Provided she doesn't have shit taste, I'd consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312545
Switches don't deserve whips

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312545
You are taking the blame anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312552
Yeah and you don't deserve your waifu with that kind of no-fun attitdue. It's like you can't even imagine a kind of whipping duel between a corseted Lilim in the mood and Indiana Jones trying to disrobe each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312529
Definitely sounds like she could get along well with me, I think she just needs someone to show her that being her true self is alright and is willing to hang out with her to share in her passions. I'd definitely date her as I want to tell her that I like her true self and that he's a cutie who I enjoy hang out with, because her natural beauty and personality are aspects of her that I hope she can come to love just as much as I do. I want t see her comfortable, happy, and smiling; weather it's a night of passionate sex or watching anime together enjoying one another doing the things we love as she smiles the brightest smile of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312562
But my waifu is dominant and I'm submissive. How does that mean I don't deserve her if she'd agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312587
Because shut up Odie.

[Anonymous No.]

https://a.pomf.cat/gsdybr.webm
Your Oni has gone into a berserker rage, what do you do?
The answer is whip out your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312597
did they dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312597
>Threat detected
Did they update the site or is there some funny buisiness going on here? Don't usually get that with pomf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312597
Attack the nipples for MASSIVE AROUSAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312611
No issues here. Works for me™

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, this is really freaking bugging me now. I've had 50 tabs open in Warosu, searching for a post I'm sure I made and got replies to, but even using single common words in the search, I can't find it at all.

Hey, Anonlich, do you remember a relatively recent post I made detailing a fantasy of seeing an anubis on a spaceship observation deck, dressed in lingerie, drifting up into the air as she shuts off the gravity in the room? I feel like I can't have made it more than two months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312597
>The answer is whip out your dick.
Just crush my pelvis into dust why don't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312597
That looks so fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312661
If it got replies, why not search (you)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312680
In the Warosu archive? Well, that won't work for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312597
>Girl is kicking absolute ass
>See that some enemies are coming in from her side
>Don't trust that she's already got this
>Don't even yell to warn her in case she doesn't already know they're there
>Just fucking jump in the middle of it so you get fucked up and possibly cause her to lose the entire battle because you ruined her focus
Fuck you too Japan this shit is annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons help! I was raped by 33 monster girls and I don't think I have legs anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312752
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312514
She's full god, and more powerful than most of the lesser gods. She's just not powerful enough to overthrow the top god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312752
Gotta lay off the pixie dust my good Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312661
Probably made in one of those threads that didn't get archived. But you've retyped that scenario like three times at this point, so I don't get the problem with you doing it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312752
>33 monsters

...in a row?`

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312710
Gotta love anime. Strong female characters are only allowed to be strong enough to be saved by a uselessly shitty male protagonist so they can fall in loooove, discard their training and life's calling, and become perfectly shy, submissive/tsundere annoying waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312685
Well, I never went to the Warosu archive, so I did not know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312784
Yes. They put me to sleep using some drug and when I woke up, all I could see was their hungry eyes and dripping vaginas.

>>15312780
>>15312762
They forced me to do it! It wasn't my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312786
Submissiveness should stay in the bed room, If I made a action story women would start and end as strong as the males, both physically and emotionaly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312786
This triggers me, like rip and tear levels of triggering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312781
True, it's no big loss. The scene in my head is refined and clear as crystal at this point.
But even if a thread is deleted, it should still go up on the Warosu archive, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312799
Ah, I'm just fuckin' with you man. Get some ice and take a day. Or a week.

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of people here seem to post vivid descriptive stories about their fantasies
Are you all writers or just very lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell my monster girl Onee-san about what a submissive slut I am! How I want her to ravage me and have her way with me as much as she can! I want her to bind me, rape me, whip me, whatever she wants! I just want to be useful to her!

I'm going to write down my confession of what a huge boyslut I am on a piece of paper, but chicken out of giving it to her at the last second! And I want her to stumble upon it by accident and read it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312786
>>15312802
>>15312803
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312710
Don't worry, she already slowly and horribly murdered him once to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312821
Both. One of them sometimes, the other one all of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312825
>Badass girls getting shafted by Japanese "Muh insert" crap isn't bullshit.
My boner demands that strong girls don't get turned into submissive housewives anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312835
As long as they can still wreck shit on the battle field when needed I agree with this.

[Anonymous No.]

So how does one get cute boys after all?(i'm helping a Crow Tengu with her reseach)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312802
Strong women come in 4 types
>strong until MC comes along
>lesbo bitch
>Michelle Rodriguez
>decent if given focus but pretty much forgettable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312855
stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312855
/hbt/ is leaking again guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312855
Having large fluffy feathers is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312855
Is the Crow Tengu tough, strong, sexy, and dominant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312802
>I have shit taste
We know, you don't need to prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312875
>Not wanting a confident woman who could kick your ass but lets you dominate her because she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312865
Good thing MGE gave us another option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312875
My taste is fine, its just not yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312871
It's a crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312879
>>15312879
But she won't dominate me me because I love her? Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15309478
>stop you from showing her the pictures of your waifu from before her life really started to turn around
Why would you keep such pictures anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312865
>Michelle Rodriguez
If this is a joke, I've been wooshed. who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

How long would you last in mge wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312879
>implying I need her permission
You're a funny guy, guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312887
So... Maybe?

Does she have a little brother? That's basically a free husband right there if she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312889
Hey, if you asked she wouldn't say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312894
>Until I get my mad hatter, then my sanity can burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312869
/hbt/ a shit since it involves into RP shit most of the time. Also, something about it gives me Commercial-anon vibes and I can't quite figure out why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312895
Careful, we have a tough guy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312895
>Not getting your waifu's permission to dominate her
>Not abiding by "Safe, Sane and Consensual"
You're a bad Dom anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312894
Until the first Alice I encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never find your grapesnake pouring pink liquid into the coffee she is making for you
>She will never start hissing and making excuses
>"It'ssss sssugar I sssswear"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312910
Yes, just like almost every monster girl, apperantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312898
Please, remember that incest is wrong.
She should go on an adventure to find a worthy husband. And I'm sure her brother doesn't want a weak bird as a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312910
The safe word is "NOPE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312894
Until I find a pack of Cheshires. Then I just lay back and let it happen.
Does it count as lasting if I got what I wanted?

>>15312908
>Also, something about it gives me Commercial-anon vibes
Oh, it's you.
You say that about everything you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312915
Lisps are underrated. What Monster Girls would have the best lisps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312891
Keepsake. I dunno, I'm not really one for pictures but I think I'd like to immortalize the earliest memories of where we'd been and what we'd done as a couple. Stuff life taking a photo of her sleepy bed hair as she walks around your house early in the morning in nothing but an oversized shirt the morning after you bring her into your home. Immortalizing that tired but happy smile she gives you when she sees you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312921
I thought the safe word was Aquaman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312915
>You'll never look her dead in the eyes, grab the coffee and down the whole thing never once breaking eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312893
A actor known for "Tough woman" roles in movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312925
Awawawawa Wendigo whose Ws sound like Rs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312919
Dude, does she want a husband or not? Just rape the little brother. It's not like he can say no, they're family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312894
About an hour. Then I would be raped until someone takes me as their husband.
And I would be completaly fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312930
It hurts to live with this haunting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312939
That sounds like an old hag wendigo though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312887
They can be all those things if they try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312825
>Implying /co/ gives a shit
They're more used to "Strong Women" being reduced to fap-fuel than /a/ is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312893
"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312954
Apparently DC has a bigger problem with it then marvel. but i dont know the truth

[Anonymous No.]

How does one put fear into a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312930
>Not holding it your mouth, reaching to grab the back of her head, pulling her into a deep kiss, sharing the drugged coffee with her
Step it up senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312968
>I will cut my dick off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312968
Grab a manticore by the tail an ram the barbs into your neck while munching a rage shroom.
make sure you plan this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312951
She is an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312968
Remove a shirohebi's magic and threaten to fuck another woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312966
Marvel has a severe case of "Editors? What's that?" and "We want the SJW audience"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312991
Thor is a chick now right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312970
Shit, that is better.
She's going to be a blushing sweaty mess with her tongue lolling out when I'm done with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312894
Depends on how many dormice are laying around in the area I'm in. Last thing I want is to be pushing through the brush and hear a squeak when I step on the belly of a sleeping dormouse. Then she starts crying. And everything goes to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never wake up to find your kitsune wife holding you and wrapping you up tight in her tails
>You'll never hear her content, gentle breathing while her head is rested against your chest

why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312991
Man I've been out too long
the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312998
[UNSOLICITATED OPINIONS ABOUT ISRAEL???

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312991
Yeah, what they did with cap just....

Me and my buddy (the latter still reads comics) talked about it and basically agreed that this was a reader grab and that it would end with Cap being a skrull or something.


>>15312894
Not too terribly long.
All it takes is a girl to break down in tears and I want to comfort her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313006
Our lives sustain mamomo mana, by living we allow people in an alternate timeline(s) be happy. And most of them aren't dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313006
To surgically attach foxtails to a real woman and claim the silver medal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15312991
>>15313010
Isn't Marvel the one who did the [Unsolicieted opinions on Israel???] The Refugee scene was hilarious though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313001
I want to steal a dormouse's PJs and pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313021
But then you have a cold, shivering dormouse whining and following you around while half asleep, tugging at your shirt as the only physical means of defiance she can put up. I bet she'd even have tears in her eyes.
I kind of want to do it too now. At least for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313021
I want to steal an alice's dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313027
>following you around while half asleep, tugging at your shirt as the only physical means of defiance she can put up
This kills the heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313000
>Spoiler
As it should be. As it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313028
I want to steal Deruella's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313012
>>15313019
Goddamn that shit was awful.

>>15313014
I can't believe the backlash against the thing with Cap. It's like Superior Spiderman all over again. Do people just not understand how comics work? That whatever conspiracy there is will be uncovered and the status quo will be restored by this time next year? Probably sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313036
Shine on you crazy diamond

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal a Titania's sweets!

[Anonymous No.]

Strong monster girls are for both dominating and being dominated by.

Although dominating them is more satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313043
Don't you mean crazy on you shining diamond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313040
Remember when cap was killed at the end of Civil War 1 ( I can't believe the number is necessary) and folks thought he was dead?

I wonder who actually, 100% believed he'd be dead forever.

Maybe its because I grew up post Death of Superman but death in comics is just a joke at this point, along with any major changes.

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313046
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313054

but I have an evening shift, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313054
But bro, it's only 4:30 in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313054
It's four in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313043
Gonna cuddle the blackberry.
Gonna impregnate the blackberry in the mating press under the covers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313054
But I wanna play games I just got home, homie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313057
Yes, it is. Dominating strong monster girls is like overcoming a huge obstacle and is incredibly satisfying once that obstacle has been beaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313046
>Both me and my monster are switchs
>We have to decide who is going to be what by playing games
>If it ends in a draw we can't have sex for one week

And so is my life in the den of my dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313070
You really want that bad to continue the dom vs sub discussion?

Also no, it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313054
Ran is not a prinny dood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313073
That sounds nice too, best of both worlds.

>>15313080
But it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313001
Imagining that put a damper on my mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313073
>Not having a draw result in domless cuddlesex.
Weak shit famiglia

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddledom=Freedom>all other types of dom

[Anonymous No.]

You're anon, a 16 years old member of the richest family in the city. You may have the money, but you don't have the status. With that in mind, your parents decide to arrange your marriage with any of the noble families willing to accept a plebeian between them. After receiving six invitations, and since there is no need to start a war between the houses for you, they will give you enough information to decide so all the girls have the same opportunities to marry you.

>First house
The coat of arms is a waterfall surrounded by plants growing out of the emblem. The girl is 8 years older than yourself.
>Second house
The coat of arms is a moon with a dark night on the background. The girl is your same age.
>Third house
The coat of arms is a single rock in the middle of the sea. The girl is 3 years younger than yourself.
>Fourth house
The coat of arms is an iron tree. The girl is 5 years older than yourself.
>Fifth house
The coat of arms is a lightning over a purple background. The girl is 10 years older than yourself.
>Sixth house
The coat of arms is a red eye with a slit pupil and a sword crossing it. The girl is 1 year younger than yourself.


It's up to you, anon.


Girls in 10 min

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313088
If the winner wants cuddle sex, so be it. But a draw means it's time to chill for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313046
>spoiler
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313086
All you need to do to calm down a dormouse is give them a big hug till they fall asleep.
But then they start making you want to sleep rape them. I think it's a win, but if you're not into it then it's a no-win situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
Third House, lets do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
Cuddledom is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
I'm taking my chances with the fifth house.
I'm assuming uniting all the houses is out of the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313091
Miia is low tier.

>>15313098
True, true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
Sixth house looks fun as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313102
Meant for
>>15313091

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313084
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
I'll take the second house, see what that gets me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
First house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
I'll take the Second house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
Second house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313091
Freedom > everything else

Commie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
I'll go with the first house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313106
That's just like, your opinion anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313113
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
First house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
6th

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
Alright I'll play I'm between second and sixth. Something related to undead or sneakiness, or the demons?

I'll take the second just because another anon took sixth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
I'll take my bets with the fifth house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313131
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313135
Oh god dammit I underestimated how many would end up playing, oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
5th house! 5th house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313139
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313145
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313150
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313154
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313092
I'mma go with Door #2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313100
>>15313105
>>15313109
>>15313120
>>15313122
>>15313123
>>15313124
>>15313126
>>15313133
>>15313134
>>15313135
>>15313144
>>15313162
Alright, here they are. I feel bad for the fourth house's girl though, nobody chose it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that >>>/qst/ exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313142
You chose this path

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
Garbage.

I'm going to lock myself in my room and masturbate on the internet all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
Corpse Pussy is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>Cursed sword

I've made bad choices in life. This is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>no one chose the pouting beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>Jiangshi
I am quite happy with my choice in Noble House.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>No personalities
Come on mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
Aw sweet, I'm getting a Jiangshi Wife

poor soldier beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>Got a Christmas Cake Raiju Ojou-sama
Yes.
This is good.
So do I have to "seal the deal" with her, or is that just something we can do for pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313183
That makes 2 of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>5
I'm completaly ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, looks at all these completely necessary deletions. Thank god the harmless fun was kept in check and stopped before it continued being harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313183
She won't hurt you severely.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it, but I like the tie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>1

I did okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>Younger flowkelp
Yep, I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313189
Maybe next time, I'm feeling lazy.

>>15313183
>>15313195
Come on it was of the easiest ones to guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313169
And your point is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313168
>1
Unagi Joro are cuties and this means I get all the slimy yet loving coils to cuddle with all day. I also means that I get to massage her cute fin ears when feels sleepy or sad, here's to a strong relationship with the cute eel girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313202
It's not about being hurt or not, it's about her.

>>15313211
I thought it was going to be some cute and fiery lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313220
Nothing really, just in case any writefag with spare time gets that urge and wants to give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313227
Are you some kind of racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313205
My dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313228
Oh Ok then, They way you posted that without context Kinda caught me off guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313231
No, of course not, she is just not my type.
Maybe if she became a holy sword or something I could go with it. Don't tell her I said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313242
I'll forgive your rude assumptions since you posted such a cute elf.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you like Monstergirls, fagboy.

Get in, we're going to get you one of your choosing.

Who did you want again?

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Amazons are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313228
>implying quests aren't a total shitfest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313227
Cursed sword > Lizard to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
You're just gonna teleport my dick into a fire ant hill again, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
A Kobold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Crow Tengu, but not the Aya kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Old hags are not monter girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313245
Alright rude, want my assigned jiang-shi? I will make the poor sword girl happy through love and edgyness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
I've read you eat people. I don't trust you.

But I would like a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313269
No, I don't like her. But she IS mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
i'd like a Flowkelp to date please, if you'd be so kind to offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Holstaur...or Yet...or Cheshire...or Kejourou....or Slime...or Mad Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313269
Take the bug girl instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Can I have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
taking the bait, give me a giant mouse please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Gimme a big strong dragon to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats can be maids too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313283
>"Oh? You want someone like me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
I know the eyes are from her portal ribbons, but in this context I can't help but feel that a gazer is sneaking up on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313274
How rude and possesive anon, she might be perfect for you after all. A bit of action and you'll come around I'm sure.

>>15313279
I can do that, I always was the last chosen for anything, we'll get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
cockatrice, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313294
That was fast

Time to start building a rat pack of our own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313286
You're gonna get jaaooooo'd if you keep talking like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313290
I desire a chesty Werecat milkmaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
a Demon or a Amazon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
Got any undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313314
That's exactly what I want.

>>15313298
Maybe even use the cursed sword to fight one.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like to work as a butler for a rich loli fox?

She likes to be tucked when going to bed and will oftenly pout if someone does not treat her according to her status

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313350
>butler
Nah, I'm way too lazy and selfish.

[Anonymous No.]

Valkyrie wearing a blessed living armour, wielding a living shield monstergirl and a lance tsukumogami.

This is the answer to the corruption problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313294
>>15313309

Just realized although i may want someone like her she would never want me

Another fun time in 4chan turned into even me being disappointed in me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313350
Can I be the butler to a Ara Spider who has a butler fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
A dire hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313350
Only if I was arrested and my only other option was being drafted.

>>15313366
Wrong, thanks to KC if she has any contact with a monster girl or man she becomes corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313350
>tucked
I haven't read this word the right way on the first look in several years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313374
That's what the blessed living armour is for. It keeps her in check, maybe even shields her from the KC bullshitium polluting the setting outright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313366
Cupids and Houris are the only beings who are immune to corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313382
Sorry anon, but KC's garbage trumps all. The instant she even sees a man she'll turn into an inferior Dark Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313383
Then we make the cupid wear the living armour, except it's a lighter, more revealing, less plated variant.
And she gets a bow tsukumogami who's hair acts as the drawstring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313350
Only if I can pat her cute lil head.

[Anonymous No.]

Done, and enjoy. Please note Yukari Transport Railways™ take no responsibility for users being unable to return to any Human civilization. Any children conceived and born are the sole responsibility of the user.

>>15313266
Rude, you'll have nightmares tonight, fagboy.
>>15313264
Not the Ayn Rand kind? Who?
>>15313281
I'm 2old4u
>>15313330
All kinds, which one do you want, tubby?

[Anonymous No.]

Elves? Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313406
>Done
I don't see any monstergirls near me. This is a fraud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313416
Don't go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313411
Ew, ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313421
W-What

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313406
Fuck off with your RP shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313393
You should read the profile again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313411
Elves are made for tender loving and forming a strong relationship with based shared likes and romantic chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313406
I want the MGE tengu, with big black wings and talons!

[Anonymous No.]

How well does your waifu sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313406
Rude, but noted.

Got any that aren't jiang-shi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313439
He's being facetious, but he has a point. In KC's setting, a dark valkyrie and a valkyrie aren't two different things. The dark valkyrie is the inevitable, irreversible end result of being a regular valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313446
She and my daughteru love to sing, no matter how bad they are at it. It's really cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313455
They probably can't sing so well because of all the substances and aphrodesiac gasses you get them to ingest and inhale, Kobold daughteru guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313383
They're the same tier as Elves, which is Typhoid Mary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313463
Hey! They were off-key and quite prone to howling instead of using words far before all of that lewd stuff! None of what we've done has affected their voices! Permanently that is.

Now stop stalking me please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313446
I'm kinda deaf from one ear because of her. But I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313440
But what if she has to smoke from a mana-laced hookah to keep calm and stop nibbling your round ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313455
Either you can sing or you can. If you can't sing, you just yell really loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313446
How well would an occasionally elegant and ladylike, but mostly tomboyish anubis engineer sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313477
It's not just black and white like that anon, it's very possible to sing badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313476
Well then I don't date her, since as I said before that I require a relationship with an elf built on shared likes and romantic chemistry which this elf lacks. I'd instead go for an elf that like to play video games with me and enjoys reading books, you know a more nerdy elf.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of wonders would an archaeologist come across in KC land, other than ancient Egyptian ruins? Would there be ancient Mesopotamian monsters? Or how about trying to find the location of shangri-la whilst beset by Buddhist warrior monks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313499
He would find a seal in an underwater cave ready to unleash the wonders of the deep ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313499
>Search for Shangri-La
>Kakuen monks pursuing you
>Their fucking giant statue of Buddha is a really pretentious statue of an open lotus flower
>With a giant peach on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313499
Most discoveries would just be more fucking cursed swords and golems, or something else that will eventually try to rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313481
Not really anon. It's a physical reverberation of the diaphram in line with tone. If you can't do the physical part or you're tone deaf, you can't sing.

Except that recent trend of fucking up the tempo on purpose. Man, those people should be burned at the stake.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would be the hardest monstergirl to spy on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313494
Anon please it's not her fault some dick-ass blew up the Sunwell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313513
Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313508
>spoiler
Sounds like someone can't cope with 'le epik meme music'

Don't worry anon, I hate it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313513
Gazers, Cursed Swords, Basilisks, Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

Like pic related? She probably sings quite well but probably gets embarrassed when she does so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313514
I understand and would also likely be angry if I was in her shoes. Still I did go on a couple dates with her and we agreed we didn't really share a lot of romantic chemistry with each other, no hard feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313508
No, it's possible to sing, but not well. For example, if you don't have voice suited to the song, or singing in general, but you can still hit the notes. Or if you can hit notes, but not in the right octave, or can't hold them without shaking.

There is such a thing as a extraordinarily average singer.

Though I'm curious. What's this thing about tempo fuckups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313535
Yeah, basically. The kind of girl who buys her clothes based on practicality alone, but who still owns like two or three really nice dresses she keeps right in the back of her closet. Maybe she gets the urge to put one on once every few months, when she's home alone, and just enjoys feeling beautiful. Otherwise, it's all steel-capped paw-boots and shirts and shirts stained with scraping blue.

I get the feeling she'd probably break out into song in her workshop, hesitantly and quietly at first, but building confidence in solitude until she's singing... fairly decently.
Then someone walks in, catches her in the act, and she starts throwing small pieces of cut scrap metal at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313535
I bt she hums some songs while she fixes those cars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313542
>if you don't have voice suited to the song, or singing in general, but you can still hit the notes

The general solution to that is to move it up or down a few octaves until you can, same way as playing a song in a flute keyed for C from a piano melody keyed for G.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313571
Just imagine dating her, you always see her in a pair of dirty jeans and a oil stained tank top. You go over to her place one day and she wants to surprise you, she goes to her room and comes out in a pretty summer dress, saying she wants to look more "Girly" for you, and you tell her you love her the way she is, and then proceed to make sweaty tomboy love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313609
>jeans
>wearing bottoms that won't allow a guy immediate access

I bet she goes to Order church and doesn't believe in pre-marital sex, too.

Also, >getting jeans on over the HUEG clownshoe-sized paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311652
>>15311662
>>15311673

Fighting and stealing food from the kitchen? You've gone too far!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313637
They're baggy, loose fit jeans.

I want to walk in on a tomboyish Anubis singing while fixing my car, and tell her that I think her voice is really beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313637
>spoiler
What are cargo pants, Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
Those expressions of pure contempt are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313648
Ah. I must have misread "cargo pants" as "pair of dirty jeans". Clearly I am illiterate.

Also, have you tried putting on cargo pants with your shoes on? Nevermind megapaws for feet. A slightly looser fit wouldn't really help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313653
Anubis jeans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
There are so many things I don't understand here

>episode 4
other episodes where?
Is lawyerkun doing comics now?!

>kitsune as Order advocate

>Order advocate wearing a much shorter skirt than the other

>why is a MG being nagged by an order person and not just walking away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313660
The title is a joke, and girl delinquents in Japan wear long skirts so they can conceal weapons and contraband in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313421
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313609
>See her dressed in a pure white sundress, decorated with bright yellow ribbons
>Grab her paw right then and there, and take her down to the garage, to the classic car she restored herself and now owns
>She gets in the passenger seat while you take the wheel, and beeline dangerously towards the coast
>Once you start getting really far away from the city, with almost no other signs of civlisation or cars on the road, you put your foot down, listening to the engine roar like a dragon
>A sidelong glance shows your anubis girlfriend pushed back into her seat by the sheer force of your driving
>A hand between her legs, and a wild, excited look in her eyes
>Once you offroad your way onto a high cliff edge overlooking the sea, you shut off the engine, exit the car, and physically lift the anubis straight out of her seat
>Midday winds raging with the surf below, the smell of the ocean in the air, you princess carry the anubis and set down her rump on the still warm hood of the car
>Before moving in to kiss her and push her down, a hand on the bonnet either side of her head while she wraps her arms around you and kisses back
>So you take her in her sundress like that, pulling aside her panties and making love to her atop the cliff face, sprawled out over the car
>Once you're both spent, you spend the rest of the afternoon in privacy on the coast until the sun sets, and you drive back to her place

[Anonymous No.]

>No Mantis with Cammy proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
Hellhound delinquent is pretty thick/buff looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313655
>jeans for MGs with megahuge paws

I think they're called chaps, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313668
Sounds like the perfect evening. Why are tomboys so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313668
What if she just cleaned the car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313668
That...sounds like a god-tier weekend.

Why has no one drawn an Anubis in a sundress yet? It's a travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313653
1. Regular cargo pants are baggy jeans. They only started making them in other materials during the 90's craze.
2. I have put them over boots before, during that regrettable 90's craze.
You could also go with bell bottoms. They just have to point their foot down to squeeze through the skinny part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
Who does that snotty kitsune think she is, harassing students like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313668
>Letting your SO drive your baby
>Letting them redline it
>Scratching up the hood
>Using British terms

Immersion murdered like a ten dollar whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313690
Lick that boot, citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313660
Anon I highly doubt he's talking about THE order and its not just some dictatorish armband to signify she's in the student council.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
Oh shit.Looks like the deliquent VS council battle is going to start soon.

Where my bets at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
>sixfingers.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313697
I'm not licking sweaty granny feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
Anego's been liftin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313703
>confusing collar trim for an extra finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
I like that fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15310174
We get it, you like Ran, but she has her own thread (probably) like the rest of the 2hus

It becomes pretty obvious that all the Ran pictures are from you if you post the same character drawn by the same artist over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313679
If femininity is shown by them, it becomes even more beautiful and lovely because of the constrast to their usual demeanor.
Also, tomboys are more relatable, I suppose. Easier to connect and share interests in, on account of them not acting like a typical girl.

>>15313681
Getting it dirty by making love on/in it is actually a sexual taboo for her. She knows she shouldn't, but doing it anyway just gets her so hot.

>>15313685
Point me to an artist/artists you might like who're taking commissions. I Might commission it.

>>15313694
She's got more than one restored car. She keeps her one, true pride and joy safe under a tarp, but with that exception, she believes a car is meant to be driven and experienced to its full potential. Not used as a simple form of transit like an old woman might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313720
>Don't post monster girls in the monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313720
Are you telling me to fuck off? Just say it man, I won't cry if you do, we are all grownups here.

I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313720
I've actually posted three or four Ran pictures in recent times too. So it's not just them.

[Anonymous No.]

dragons want to ________ and _______ with ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313726
Don't be an ass, anon. We all know 2hus already get 20-some threads on this board while we only have one we have to wait to fall off the board. It's understandable anons don't want a remotely high concentration of them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313736
>cuddle
>marry
>their little brother

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons bully and steal from the weak because they know they can't win in a fair fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313741
>dragons want to CUDDLE and MARRY with THEIR LITTLE BROTHER

So... dragons want to have a threesome marriage where she and her little brother become waifus of someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313736
>get pregnant
>filled with eggs
>spiders ovipositor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313736
>Shitpost
>Troll
>Their feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313752
What dragon girl has the best feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313754
Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

MILF Dragons are for _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313757
Admiring lip and breast beauty moles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313757
worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313736
>be strong
>protective
>love

And this is why I love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313758
>"beauty" moles

Ew, no thanks. Those things are literally (occasionally a sign of skin) cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313757
Being hitted on while dating her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313720
They're not the only Ranposter you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313777
Her hat looks like a diaper. Also, making Reimu fall asleep in her mofu like that is lewd. Does that fox want to get that girl addicted to the scent of her tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313769
>moles = cancer
Know how I know you don't know what either melanoma OR moles are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313769
>he doesn't like beauty moles
I had to scroll up and make sure I wasn't on /v/ for a second, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313759
>>15313758
>>15313772
But which flavor of dragon is the strongest MILF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313791
Those fucking albino ones. Jesus they are hard to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313791
I'd say Jabberwock but they work better as oneesans. And oneesans can't be milfs right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
>Thick
>Long skirt
>Those band-aids on the fingers
Delinquent Hellhound-sempai is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313791
Red or white.

Occasionally silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313791
I would also say Ryus, but the only future for them is cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313781
It's called a pillow hat!
And she doesn't "make" anyone fall asleep there. They do it of their own accord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313810
OOOOOOOOOH

Someone get the Ryus down to the emergency burn ward!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313720
even if the mods put us here, when its all said and done we are in a touhou board
im just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313810
Are you referring to them becoming Christmas Cakes, or are you referring to them spending their nights eating cake and ice cream and being fat lonely dragons?

It works either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313819
>us
Speak for yourself fag, I lost all my monstergirls in a tragic boating accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313824
I'd a fat, lonely dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313813
Reimu probably sleeps in Ran's tails because the rent is cheaper than for an apartment, and her shrine is too impoverished and run-down to be comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313826
She's a fat old hag, you can do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313816
They can heal those burns using their own lonely tears.

>>15313824
They become cakes and them eat until they can't anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313817
Jinkuro is
a
fucking
idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313830
So....a fat young NEET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313833
Yeah, but a sexy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313834
Oh, so now you're just gonna leave the christmas cake ryu lonely for the rest of her life? Abandon her like that? Some guy you are.

Now she'll spend her evenings with two tubs of ice cream thanks to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313840
No, I was just asking what the Anon wanted me to take.
I'm not going to be leaving the ryu, although she can still have the ice cream if she wants.

We can just relax and watch a Nicolas Cage movie.

Wrapping me up may or may not be mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313836
Kongiku is the fox m8.
Jinkuro is the guy possessing the human girl for the entirety of that route in the game.
It's a long story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313847
>Kongiku is the fox m8.
O-oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313846
Oh god, you're not going to let yourself be wrapped by those old and soft scales are you? What if she cries and doesn't let you go because she fears being alone again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313828
I wouldn't doubt it.
Plus, I doubt you're going to find a comfier bed anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313856
Of course I'll let myself be wrapped up, it's what I do.

And if she doesn't want to let me go then I'll have to at least request we move to the bed so that we can be comfier there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313846
That sounds incredibly comfortable. You better spoil that girl and make her happy over the fact someone like her could somehow get someone like you. She likes sweets incase you couldn't tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313863

I bet you're even ready to unleash years and years of sexual frustration on yourself by gently carresing that pure and untouched reversed scale. That's nasty, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313871
Obviously.
I'll take her out on dates, take her to put on cute outfits at the mall, and cuddle her after a long day at the shrine.

And she'll get all the sweets she could ever want.

>>15313874
Only with her consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313876
>take her to put on cute outfits at the mall
They won't fit and then you'll make her cry. Good job, how will you fix that problem? With cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

woof

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313883
nya

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313883
A true diamond dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313809
>>15313799
>White Dragons
>Anything but dumb beasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313883
When are we going to ally with /k/ to enter Wonderland and hunt all these bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313876
Consent?
I bet she will even beg you to do it. She will wrap herself around you and softly whispers how much she has waited for a guy like you to come. Hell, I bet she would even hold your hands and slowly drift them in the direction of her scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313879
That and some pudding.
Maybe by secretly placing a custom order for her so she can get the clothes she liked in a size that fits.

Not that I wouldn't mind her wearing a too small pair of clothes that digs into her hips and has her breasts threatening to burst from her top at any moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313889
Then I'm going to pull her tight, place a kiss on her lips, and press the scale.
May my pelvis be blessed by the gods because it's going to shatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313888
Reporting.

[Anonymous No.]

Gas the Tanukis race war now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313896
No! They're our greatest allies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313896
But Tanukis are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313252
I thought I told you to stop calling me fagboy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313887
>>15313887
No. White Dragons are graceful and smart beings that are shy because old tales say that they destroy everything and bring forth the end of the world.
But in truth, they just want to protect themselves and be loved. You should try to talk with one, they are extremely cute.

>>15313893
Oh don't you worry, that old hag doesn't have the strenght to even break a pelvis. Even if she did, she would be extremely careful while discharging all that sexual tension upon you.
After all, you're the only one who came for her, and who know if she is ever going to get another chance considering how things are going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313917
That's fine then.
Gonna spoil her with sweets, gonna give her all the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313917
>Wanting to talk to a mohawk lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313902
That's what we want them to believe!

Boyim revolt now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313934
Please, they've been unjustly persecuted for many years. What wrong have they done, other then be successful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313927
I hope you are ready to teach her how to properly be a parent, Anon. Because she has no idea since she spent all her life dreaming about a boy and eating ice cream.

>>15313928
>mohawk lizard
I'm not sure what kind of whitey you saw, but if she had a mohawk then she must've been a... uhm... pretty different dragon.


Also just discoverred that White Dragon is a sex thing. Really weird sex thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313950
http://i.imgur.com/cA8I5Yl.jpg
>He doesn't know about the retarded head crest

[Anonymous No.]

>Etrian Odyssey General is having a big conversation about monstergirls
>We're mentioned multiple times during the course of it

It's like watching TV of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313950
Don't worry, she'll learn to be a proper parent if it's the last hing I do.
I may need to stop her from spoiling the kids too much though, just because she can eat all the ice cream she wants doesn't mean they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313972
Isn't that the place that defended the trainwreck that's EOU2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313972
>the exodus was 2 years ago
Hello darkness my old friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313978
I don't know. It's a thread about EO. I've seen people dismiss the Untold games as a whole over there, and people who say they like it.

What don't you like about EOU2, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313980
>>15313972
>>15313978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313987
>What don't you like about EOU2, anyway?
DLC, shit story in a game that's supposed to be old school imagination, and every boss is a damage sponge.

[Anonymous No.]

You better be careful anon...who knows what predators stalk the MGC bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314003
luck me I'm not a shota so I have a higher chance of survival

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314003
Isn't Hakutaku-sensei supposed to be grading my paper? What the hell is she doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314003
Drunk monster girls are the best!

DRUNK MONSTER GIRLS ARE THE BEST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313972
It's just so weird when outsiders acknowledge our existence, even if most of it is ragging on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314003
Give me the dragon killer. I'm feeling dangerous tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314003
monsters girls won't want a Christmas cake like me anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314012
Teaching is a stressful job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313972
I'm surprised people are aware of our existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314028
I don't care! I'm gonna chastise her about it! The sooner she gets it done the sooner she can have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314015
But that Unicorn is the sober driver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314031
Look, she needs some time to cool down after seeing your damn cute face every fucking day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314002
Yeah, fair enough. DLC is tragically the norm these days. I think of the 12 or so which EOU2 had, three of them were paid, and were just for the easy rare ingredients/money.
The story isn't great, because it's still limited by the whole structure of the original EO2's necessary barebones story, but at least it was an improvement on EOU. And hey, the story mode is completely optional too. Classic mode exists, and you can 100% the game like that, unlike in EOU.
Bosses are damage sponges, but I think the real bullshit comes from FOEs. They might have less HP, but proportionately speaking for what they should be, the FOEs in EOU2 have way to much HP. Bosses are fine by comparison, save for the dragons. And that's because of the addition of that goddamn core mechanic they have.

Game's still great though. Improvement on EO2 in basically every way.

>>15314016
The Etrian General isn't really ragging on us. Just some people explaining the history of these threads and /mggg/ on 4chan, and people debating monstergirls themselves. We're just mentioned in passing.

Considering Barb drew this, you have to wonder if he visits that place too. The girl on the left is basically a necromancer elf character you'll be able to play as in the newly announced, yet to come out game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314041
A-are you okay there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314039
I meant most of the other times we get directly namedropped, it's some /jp/sie that doesn't like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314039
>explaining the history of these threads and /mgg/ on 4chan

Was there Waterworld? There should have been Waterworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314050
There was no Waterworld posted. I'm afraid. It was a general recent history of /mgqg/'s change into /mggg/, with our own split from /a/ to here mentioned for context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15311993
>>15312004
>>15312018

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
O-oh my.
What would she give me for my hand in marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314039
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
Look at the size of those things. I wonder how much they cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314069
lots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
Normally I don't like Tanuki, but I think I can make an exception here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314069
They required her to import a lot of holst milk from the north so quite a bit.

I imagine that the buying price is that you become her husband.

Better be quick though, a nearby camel salesman will be making a move soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
What will it take for her to just give me a decent price for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314079
>a nearby camel salesman will be making a move soon

>Implying even a desperate monstergirl would marry Crazy Hassan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
>a Desert Tanuki will never propose to you by forcing you to retrieve a ring from her cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313980
>Kevin-kun said “you will never see Miia tenderly loved"
>And yet, we now have one of the most devoted waifufags tenderly loving her and keeping her in his thoughts every day

Monster Girl Thread has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314088
Oh please, he's not going for her hand, he's going to make her an offer she can't refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313833
Just assume he's plowing them both by the end.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /mgt/. Remember to properly cuddle your waifu so her monster parts doesn't get uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314115
A.D.I.D.A.S, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
LATENIGHT YOU BASED BASTARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
Your hatching technique is superb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314092
No, Anon
War has changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
I want to supply the desert tanuki with all the goods I find from the dungeons I venture into.
I want to give her a ring that she lost years ago when she first tried her hand at adventuring before giving it up to run an item shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314092
I was just as devoted then anon, i just had no money to show it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314139
>That spoiler
Don't be surprised if she hurls herself at you and buries her face in your chest while sobbing.
There's no way she wouldn't become your wife after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314166
>I was just as devoted then anon, i just had no money to show it
Wait a minute.
Are you implying what I think you're implying?
Is Kevin Miiafag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313350
id work for her,whoever is her current butler is terrible. no fork for cake no space to put plate down so she can have tea. no goddamn napkin. this is a travesty. i bet that pillow is all lumpy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314168
I'd be more than willing to accept that fate and give up my life of adventuring to run the store beside her.
That and possibly because of any injuries sustained getting that ring.
Maybe an eye patch or missing limb to represent this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314170
I'm sorry anon, i wasn't Kevin poster, just an admirer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314186
Okay, well that settles that mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314175
>i bet that pillow is all lumpy too.
Anon, that's her tail. You dare refer to The Young Miss's tail as "lumpy?" After having the nerve to speak down on the work of another? For shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314227
oh good lord. that's her tail?! well that does it. im killing her tail brusher too. if that expression on her face is anything to go by she thinks this level or care is proper for a girl of her standing. god, i bet there isnt even a kikomora in this household..and if there is so help me there will be a browbeating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314249
I can only hear this coming out a gruff, grey haired man with a finely groomed beard.
Also known as a kikimora's wet dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314115
My waifu is a Kitsune, so typically her monster parts are cuddling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314249
I understand the sentiment, but if you didn't recognize that as a tail you need to either go on some kind of butler training arc or adjust your monitor's color settings. Or both. Your heart is in the right place but your demeanor isn't quite right.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be the best to go to the bar with and why is it genki succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314299
One that doesn't mind that I don't drink, because I don't drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314299
I wanna go to a bar with an overstressed/worked, depressed snek and talk about our problems, finding comfort in each other's experiences and that we aren't alone in this world, all while getting more drunk and personal with our stories until we just end up heading back to one of our apartments and just cuddling until we both fall asleep.. I need to find someone to hold me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314262
i may be a bit old..what of it?
>>15314272
whats left of that tail is a lump of matted fur and regret. there isnt even a glossy shine to it! in my day we wouldn't even go out raiding unless the commanders tail shone with elegance! all five of them! and you have the audacity to consider that normal?! the quality of servants these days..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314299
That salamander on leave from the army! You can get her drunk, listen to war stories and "beat" her at arm wrestling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314299
Something something hinezumi, something something fired up, something something pork in bed. Someone fill in the rest for me, I'm not feeling creative right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314321
Overworked monster girls are great, especially for healing. Shame there's only one story about it, at least it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314332
Care to share this tale with a sad Anon, friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314334
It's part of a series, but this chapter had the most cutesy "making a stressed office monster girl feel better" parts

http://pastebin.com/7PSEctpr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314323
You misunderstand, sir. Your indignity is fine, and the care being given is not up to par. However, you seem to be having some trouble with the Queen's English and murder for poor performance is hardly becoming. Remember, a good servant is as concerned with their own poise as they are their master's.

That said, her current caretaker likely is a slovenly cur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314299
You're waifu, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314003
I'm gonna get so drunk I won't be able to tell apart an alp from a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314334
Check out Falling Leaves. That's a good overworked MG story.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a Red and blue golem that can turn into a truck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314364
>>15314355
Thank you Anons, I may just feel a bit of happiness today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314375
Tell us how you feel once you've read them and what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/qnVmbJsN
Dracolich, Update line 308. Just a little yammering and gearing up before they leave. Comments and criticisms are greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314379
Oh no. Does it turn out sad? Or is it a bittersweet sorta thing? Because I don't mind the latter, but the former I don't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314395
Falling Leaves is a happy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314384
Nice, I'll check it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314384
>Undead musclegirl Dragon with a fuckhuge weapon
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314395
The one I linked to is happy. I was just asking because I hoped you'd feel better after reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314437
Oh ok, thank you. I just get suspicious when people say something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314360
bah. in my day lackluster performance like that WAS a killing offense. granted, Milady did have a taste for livers..that may have had something to do with it...and as for the "Queens English"...when everyone around you speaks Zip you tend to let it go. besides, speaking proper English is very bad form when you're working for a brigand. immersion is a very important thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
I'm going to haggle with that Desert Nook!

[Anonymous No.]

I will teach a wurm the dim mak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
>"You there! Human! I have a magical scarf in my possession, for a handsome man like you, I'll offer it at a discount. Yes it would suit you well I think~"

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/ Glacies and Yukionna in spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314496
Would you be haggling how many children you want?
Who would go higher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314509
You'll be roped into a contract where you'll have to give her one baby every year.

So many Desert Raccoons.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the weirdest thing you've heard? and what monster would say it?

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that the ONLY good Monstergirls are the all-humanoid ones like slimegirls. They are the only good things to come out of this god-awful memefad.

Slimegirls and other humanoids shouldn't even be considered monstergirls, really. I'm not getting associated with your kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314544
too much salt in that bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314548
>Getting mad at the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314544
Write more soup kitchen smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314540
>"You, my friend do not appreciate granola!"
Fruit loving monsters I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314544
meh, I got here via the succubus
demons and corruption are kinda my thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314544
>slimegirls
on par with lamias desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314565
What is that on his forehead?

[Anonymous No.]

Man MamanoMore's stories are fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314505
>magical scarf
This has me wondering what MG Jack and the Beanstalk would look like. Would there be a gigantic troll growing food in the sky?

>FE FI FO FUM, I SMELL THE CUM OF AN ENGLISHMAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314564

>I got here via the succubus

For some reason this makes me imagine a sort of bus full of succubi

A magic schoolbus but full of rape if you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314564
>meh, I got here via the succubus

Another being that shouldn't even considered a monstergirl.

I don't want to say that I'm a fan of slimegirls, succubi, and dragongirls and worry about people calling me one of you. Same goes for kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314580
>magic schoolbus but full of rape
There is something horribly wrong with that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314571
Bits of metal and loli bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314588
I don't exactly think succubi are classified as monster girls regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314574
The Troll turns out to be nice, and makes delicious pies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314589
Ms frizzle was always suspicious to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314558
>No kitsune that shouts it at people that diss granola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314537
I'd do that.
We'd have lots of little sand raccoons to work in the shop and care for.

The real question would be if I could keep the wife from working too hard while pregnant...
And dear god, the titties that she would have.

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Snowworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314651
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314651
A white scaled Wurm... Accustomed to cold climates...?! Yes. I would VERY much love this. PRINT IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314663
See, I thought arctic sandworm. She'd be the toastiest and yeti's biggest rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314678
We she be wooly on the outside instead of covered in scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314540
I don't remember the exact wording, but one time when I visited DC a hobo approached my family and ranted about going to a place called "Sugartown" which to this day I assume was a crackhouse.
I don't remember it very well because while my family just kind of stood there I was already halfway across the street.
So I dunno, a drunk Baphomet? The Sabbath are basically crack peddlers with the whole Cult thing on top of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314716
>Not knowing the ultimate hobo song of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tnCBbT_Fj8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314710
Wool doesn't work well for something that burrows the way a sandworm does. Maybe a ring around the neck just for aesthetics? Really I just imagine her sitting near the surface with her maw vertical and open, luring in lost travelers with the promise of a hot spring only to gobble them up.

Also, built in hot tub. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead please remember to keep your waifu properly hydrated as summer comes upon us.

No, not THAT hydration, the normal one.

>>15314740
A warm pocked where they melt ice they consume and heat it up to comfy levels?

Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314745
>A warm pocked where they melt ice they consume and heat it up to comfy levels?
Yes. I imagine it'd be a nice napping spot dry too, with a warm blanket and a waifu to cuddle next to. Also she can make bubbles by blowing into said pocket. This requires the grill part of the worm to make blowing noises with her lips because cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314540
"In my country we would have beaten you with stick!"
Amazon I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314747
The comfiest home of flesh one can make.
Does the girl bit have a scarf looking thing about her neck that serves no real purpose but to be wrapped around her husband's neck so he can stay close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314753
Either that or a whiskey dispenser around her neck (or in her breasts) like one of those rescue dogs. Personal preference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314759
The scarf.
I'm not a huge drinker.

Besides, it would mesh nicely with the fluffy ring wound her outer form's neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have Arachne wife
>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.


With only 25 cents a day you can help fund the research to cure Spontaneous Humanization Disorder and prevent a scenario like above from happening to your waifu. Donate now and get a complimentary mug and shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314807
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314807
This "what if monstergirls turned back into humans" thing you've done the last couple of threads is stupid as fuck man. Especially considering how many monsters can disguise themselves as human. Fun fact, one of them is the Nightrape Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314816
You mean the Best Arachne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314820
Why I thought that went without saying, good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Her being a monster does not change the fact that incest is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314807

>edgie

Nah. You're a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314807
>all of this
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314832
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314832
But onee-san knows what's best for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314832
I don't care, I'm going to keep fucking my daughteru anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314840
And she should know what is best is not raping her brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314840
>onee-san
I wish this meme would go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314848
Is there any meme you don't want to go away?

I mean seriously. As soon as there is something even semi-regular there are people coming out saying that they don’t want it.
Can we have anything that we can joke about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314854
>Can we have anything that we can joke about?
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314860
I hate that you’re right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314847
But how else will he know about her love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314867
by ensuring the love is consensual

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314876
Oh, trust me. She will make you come to her. She will merely… present herself to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Know it's off topic, but what are good programs for leaning to use a drawing tablet? Already have some practice with drawing, though I haven't done it in a while. I just trust your opinions more than some board that will likely tell me to git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314887
Not an artist but as far as I can tell, pretty much everyone uses illustrator and spends a shit ton of time on their technique as well as custom brushes and pallets.

Like they'd shank a bitch if they lost their custom brush settings.

[Anonymous No.]

Has this been posted? Honestly haven't seen.
>it indeed was and I get autistic hate
Words can't hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314902
It was in the thread before this one.
I was the one who said I've got you in my sights

[Anonymous No.]

>Get your TEFL certificate
>Get hired to teach in another country
>No one told you it was an all girls school
>Or that 99% of the girls were monster girls
>As well as the faculty
>The Manticore gym teacher doesn't speak a word of English, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that she's got her sights set on you
>This is going to be a long year

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314895
Thanks, I'll be sure to check that out right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314932
>You'll never hear the broken English from all your students
>You'll never admit that the one that could communicate the best was the local Wurm with "Yes", "No" and "Cookie"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314943
Hey, sometimes the simplest methods are the most effective.

And I lost the pic of all the monster girl students lusting after the teacher. Anyone want to hook me up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
Are all Desert Monster Girls this deliciously thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314964
If they aren't, just pamper them like the desert queens they are until desired thickness is reached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314963
I don't have that one, have this one instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314976
Pampering the Anubis High Priestess is hard work. She needs the full treatment, make-up, claw manicure, paw rub and oil massage to perform her magic rituals with dignity and grace for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314998
Religious servants are always busy.

The Cat temples of Bast need scratching post replacements, food and catnip preparation, and the 'Daughters of Bast' need patting.

Then there's the Hathorites, all those heavy breasts, laden with milk, needing their teats massaged. Taking your daily milk is compulsory.

Many more of those weird desert-area religious cults too, like the mysterious Cults of the Serpent. Always headed by an Apophis of great dark power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315006
Bast doesn't sound so bad really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314976
We can go bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
GAWD DAYUM LOOK AT DOSE WARES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313535
What song would engie Anubutt sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315067
You're not going to fall for those trinkets and baubles she's selling just because she's a stacked raccoon are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315077
One piece at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

God I really hate Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315117
Me too, I want to get married to one so I can be all like "HA you fell in love with a human!"

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a golem that gets exited about machinery.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone commissioned Magnifire to do a MGE Bubble Slime, don't think I've ever seen art of her before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315137
>tfw you'll never build muscle cars with a Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315117
Elves are shit, remove all elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315167
She's not even a real elf, she's a filthy half elf. That's even worse because it means that one of her parents chose to mate with an inferior race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315167
In reality I love elves more than anything but I just can't tell em

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315167
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315155
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315167
>>15315171
The ending, man.
>Oh never close your eyes
>Searching for a true fate
>I keep endlessly pursuing the warmth that vanished

[Anonymous No.]

Good for the kinks in your back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314057
I'm eight hours late, but I just wanted to say I loved you.

[Anonymous No.]

Brownies
Brownies made for you
Brownies made for you by the hellhound delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/mS8VaWQy
1st person story about a MacDonalds worker being raped by a gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315517
Should've sold more burgers.

I bet MGs macdonalds would have a cum burguer in the menu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315536
I want to walk in and see a Pharaoh working in McDonalds.

She's smiling but she's dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314807
>>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
This line here is where you call the lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315565
For what purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW the first thing to come to mind reading up earlier in the thread and seeing MILF Red Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315576
Because I want to see haughty monster girls work in fast food joints.

There's a former Elf princess mopping the floor too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315565
She needs some healing.

I would love to see a macfonalds full of high class MGs working on it. You would be able to taste the sadness in those burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315593
What are you, some kind of sadist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15314902
>I get autistic hate
Well you sound kind of up yourself. Who are you, that you are so important as to deserve "autistic hate" for merely re-posting an image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315565
>Pharaoh working in McDonalds
>The manager is an Apophis who keeps setting awful shifts for her and always giving her the worst jobs
>The Apophis is actually overqualified and could easily be an executive but she just wants to make her rival's life hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315610
Probs Shoggy and his victim complex

[Anonymous No.]

>I am the trees. A boa of moss hangs about my shoulders. I feel the intricate genius of the lianas, the giant timeless wisdom of.. the redwoods?
>But how far away is the nearest redwood? How far am I reaching? Not Northern California? Surely I...
>...am withering with a yellow arctic poppy, up on the slope of Alaska. So Cold. So..
>I drift with the seaweed off Samoa.
>Somewhere in Russia I incline toward the Sun as a field of sighing Gold, and I...
>...feel the chrome dustiness of Australia, the teeming undergrowth...
>of Africa
Binding with Gnomes is fucking trippy, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315640
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464608294356.webm

[Anonymous No.]

I want to squeeze my mindflayer choldhood friend's chest to my face as her tentacles violate my brain and make me cum endlessly without any stimulation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315669
I wish I had a Mindflayer waifu that didn't fuck with my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315672
I don't want her to fuck with my brain, I want her to plain fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315645
Dafuq was that!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315679
Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315604
A little.
>>15315611
Hmm yes perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315672
She's not fucking with it. She's fixing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315682
I was expecting sex with a Raiju but I guess it could Africa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315688
I'd rather have her just fake the sensations of her tentacles reaming my sensitive throughtpussy instead of changing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315688
I'm fine with mind reading since I don't think much but I don't want a brainfucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313169
I'd rather go to akun than /qst/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315669
I'm going to shove a mindflayer tentacle in my mouth and scram "Do it"!

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ centipedes are creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315730
>in my mouth
>not in your ear
For what purpose? Do you really want to fellate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315740
How would she react to it if that was the case though

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that the human head wasn't designed to be fucked by mind-altering tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315730
>huhhh
>of course
>must protect the lord's new utopia
>one more mind amongst foundations makes little difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315748
The female anus, mouth, armpit and navel weren't designed to be fucked by dicks either, and yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315745
I bet she'd shyly extend her tendrils from their protective sheath and see if you're for real. I hope you wouldn't bite them! That would be extremely painful and possibly traumatizing for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315757
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315753
Don't forget the big toe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315753
What do you even know? the female body was made for lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315759
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315757
I'm going to ferociously lick it until she can't handle it anymore. The I'll assualt her squidy legs by biting and smelling them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315759
You shouldn't bite a girl's tentacles, not matter what size she is. You should only gently suckle on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315771
What's your obsession with biting? I don't think she'll enjoy getting her legs bit, either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315785
I'm going to bite her hair then.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a Monster Girl Onee-san to hold me and comfort me. Going through Taps was painful.

Life gets harder everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

I Do so Enjoy Barbs Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315799
Funny, I was about to post about dragons too.

Dragons are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315809
Tsundere twindrills ojou Dragons are my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315799
What would happen if i paint her white with my semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315812
I like those red haired mayadere ones. I find the evil and strong thing pretty charming and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315799
NERD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315799
Do you think a hug would calm her down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315610
>>15315615
I was referring to the usual occurrence of 10+ angry repetitive responses following a single picture re-post. Dunno why you haven't noticed that's a thing around here.
>Shoggy
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315854
Can I take it home and hug it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315852
It's funny that's even a thing considering 90% of the images here have been posted before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315854
Why does the ground wants me to eat it? I don't have floor tiles fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315854
How would an Alice react to being used as a daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315870
She'd get increasingly frustrated and try to wiggle herself onto your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315854
The fuck is wrong with her legs

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/Q0L4dUZ.jpg
Rev up that collar hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315854
The fuck am I supposed to do with this? I'm not a babysitter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315790
Was it someone close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315886
She's your babysitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315878
Nothing. The one foot looks odd but it's because her shoe is lose and she's kicking it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315892
I'm 25!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315888
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315905
She's 200 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315907
Would an onee-san monster girls actually do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315873
I'd be incredibly tempted to play with her tail while pretending to be asleep just to get her more flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315913
Babysit someone? Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315906
Shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315734
Creepy crawlies stink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315924
Babysit a 25 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315958
Of course! She'll still treat you like a child and pamper/cuddle you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315958
I don't care if I'm 23, I don't find the idea of an onee-san of the scaly kind tucking me in and kissing me goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315852
Literally only that faggot gets this uppity over being scolded. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315965
What about me, Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315952
Sure if you get a chance to smell one as it hangs from the ceiling, waiting in ambush to wrap around you and inject you with its venom to incapacitate you and eat your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315960
That's just weird. Who hired her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315734
You probably wouldn't want to open this then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315975
>eat your face
Eating face is nowhere near as scary as you're making it out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315730
>>15315740
>>15315745
What did the training video say about this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315977
Herself! She's self employed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315984
Wait so she just decided to come into my house and babysit me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315983
>Let him suck on your tentacle until you orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315988
This girl is proactive, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315983
>You'll never whisper paella as you suck that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315873
Alices are not lewd, you take that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315983
I did not ask for loliflayers the first time.

Now I can't get enough loliflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

Done all three now. Haven't published them on pixiv yet since I wanted to do some more extras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315999
Well she's not getting paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316006
What a silly seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315979
>>15315982
Actually while I'm on this tangent, is it possible to get a Mg version of this drawn with an anon replacing the bat?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! To quell her hunger pangs, Junko ate some suspicious mushrooms and now she's ranting about the end of the world and how soon a Plague of Mucus Toads would engulf the city!
What ever will you do in the face of this adversity?

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>>15315971
You're just the body that tumor sprouted from you perkele whispering snow mongol

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316004
>that fucking shaka sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316020
>just the body that tumor sprouted
I'm confused. What tumor? Also perkele is not whispered. It's shouted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315983
Aw yes
This is what she gets for being squisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316026
>It's not whispered it's shouted
With your feminine as vocal cords it might as well be meowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316022
USHAKA
EMANXULUMENI
USHAKA
AKASHAYEKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316032
The hell do Alp and Shoggy have to do with one another anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316032
If you want to call me your little kitty then just do it you tsundere faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316034
It's been a while since I last played Civ, thanks for reminding me

[Anonymous No.]

The Yeti of Winter Past appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316006
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316049
>Yeti summer coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316036
Both are bottom of the barrel writers, both drink alot for either mental or ethnic reasons, both are self-depreciating little shits, both probably smell like Slavs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316087
I don't drink though, I'm an abstainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316049
I want a yeti to cuddle me through past, present, and future and show me the magic of Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316087
>self-depreciating little shit
Admit it, it's true for Alp. He's worthless and unwilling to get better. He's just in it for the attention and it doesn't even matter if it's negative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316120
Why do you keep giving it to him then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316127
Why does everyone keep bullying monoeyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316137

Why is the MGE Cyclops ignored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316143
Nobody likes titan girls when there's mojoclopses to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316137
Why is water wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316143
Because she can bully back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316143
In need of new art, hopefully they're one of the girls he had to redo for the English version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316154
I want to fuck a titanic monoeye in the nostril!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316158
What? her art looks perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316151
>>15316154

The MGE Cyclopses aren't giant though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316120
>Thinking that doesn't apply to both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316193
I've never read anything by bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm off to the traveling Circus that's just in Monster Girl City! I wonder what attractions they'll have there

[Anonymous No.]

Rent out your freezer this summer to your local Yuki-onna before they melt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316221

My freezer is way too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316200
You're lucky then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316219
The Flying Grayscales, a family of Wyvern acrobats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316219
I wonder what a freak show would look like in a monster girl carnival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316266
It's a bunch of human girls. namely feminists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316221
And what do I get in return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316282
>buzzcuts and morbid obesity all around
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316221
I'd rather put food in there, unless I'm going to eat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316303
Trigglypuff would be the main attraction, monsters would get a kick out of the "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and arm gelatin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316303
For just an extra $2 you can buy a poking stick to poke the creatures in their cages if you'd like! Poke and laugh with your waifu while you appreciate how wonderful life has been to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316221
But I need a yuki-onna to hug to fend off this heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316221
Every time I see a Yuki-Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316320
Sticks are worth $2?
I should get into the stick business

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316078
Isn't that just Sasquatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316354
These are nice sticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316354
It's a poking weird thing stick. If you use a normal one, you might catch a disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316354
It's not so much the sticks, it's more the license to poke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316006
Nice. Now I want a Wurm doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316354
You must first understand the basic fundamentals of sticks
Can't have people selling sticks without a license now, can we? Like what >>15316367 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316372
I want a Wurm to go tu-tu-tu-tururu-tu-tu-tuu, tu-tu-ru-ruu-ru, tu-tu-ru-ru-ruu-ru~

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to start the best stick operation this side of MGC with my waifu. I'm going to put our tanuki rivals out of business.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that it's not nice to play "tails" with two tailed kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316397
What's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316397
>play "tails"
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316404
I assume he means to twist the tails like a helicopter so they can fly.
may or may not involve a cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

Spent a decent half hour staring a fox in the eye yesterday, seemed to follow me though the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316426
Did you fuck it?

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>>15316426
You think that's weird? A flamingo started following me the other day when I walking through a forest. It just walked by my side for a while, then departed.

They're weird birds, so lanky and awkward. Glad they're not monster girls.

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>>15316426
I saw a slowworm today. Thought I'd touch it's smooth scales but then it got scared and I didn't wanna bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316290
Free air conditioning, your pillow always has a cool side, and a waifu who can make it snow on 95F weather

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316417
That is basically a crime against humanity itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316440
Flamingo girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316461
>a waifu who can make it snow on 95F weather
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316473
creepy long legged jubjub that likes to stand on one leg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316486
>tfw no Spanish Flamingo girl will dance to you the traditional flamenco dance of her people
I can imagine her going full suave on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316486
>>15316530
I want a tall pink and brown bird girl to hit on me in an awkward yet seductive manner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316530
But how does she do hand movements without looking like a clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>15313644
>>15313703
I'll be damned that fox has a polydactyl left hand.
Would you love you're waifu if she was a genetic aberrant and likely to pass it on to your children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316583
Depends on what
If it's my waifu I'd be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohd0aT3m__k

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316583
http://i.imgur.com/F0hpLf5.jpg
Tried to fix it. Mileage may vary.

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>>15316608
I want to be a teacher and have a delinquent Hellhound student who only listens to me.
Other students try to ask her to do something? She intimidates them or kicks their asses.
Teachers try to ask her to do something? Intimidation and threats.
Me? She does it while pretending she doesn't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

To honor the new expansion pack to Witcher 3, somebody should write about Vampires and a bunch of Don Quijote -tier chuuni knights of both the human and Monster Girl persuasion, engaging in chivalrous courtships and tourneys and much carnal indulgence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316608
Which of the two has the best ass I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316666
The Hellhound's is bigger and therefore better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316560
>Implying Harpy dances are stupid
Do not bully the birds.

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>>15316649
>Dhampir who reads too many shonen mangas
>Her brain melts and she starts believing she has a destiny to fullfill
>Starts acting chuuni around the mansion, annoying her Vampire mother and sisters
>One day she decides to seek her destiny alongside a thick shortstack Goblin servant who is only interested in food
>The Dhampir believes the Goblin is the comic relief character of her adventure to make her look better but in truth she only accompanies her to make sure she doesn't get hurt and doesn't get in trouble
What kind of adventures would this pair have in the MGC world?

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>>15316670
bigger overall but I think the fox is bigger proportionally considering the way that skirt hangs off her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316707
I will agree that the Kitsune comes from good stock. 7 tails at that age and all, but physical size trumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316706
While trying to cross a bridge they run into a Dullahan in black armor who tells them NONE SHALL PASS.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be monster girls researcher
>The Order wants me dead for spreading the truth
>Take asylum in a northern island country
>A Selkie tells me about a species I never heard of before
>Go on a small expedition to find her
>End up in some huge underground cavern
>The walls are covered in runes and drawings of tentacles
>Something suddenly appears in front of me
>It's a kind of purple scylla with tentacles for hair
>Greet her
>She just smiles
>Extend my hand for her to shake after presenting myself
>We shake hands and she proposes that we tour her society
>Learn about the Mindflayer species and their peculiar way of life
>She keeps avoiding the questions about why half the men living in their society act like mindless thralls
>We finish the tour and I thank her for her help
>She wants a hug
>That's a big red flag, I start to slowly back off
>She says that she can read my thoughts
>Start sweating, I may have messed up more than that one time a Hellhound chased me
>Feel soft and slimy breasts pressing against my back
>Realize another Mindflayer teleported behind me
>About to sprint off when her hair tentacles enter my ears
>Decide to marry the Mindflayer who gave me the tour
>She accepts to live in the city with me and to work together on my quest to spread the truth
>She also promises that her and her society will keep me safe from the Order
>Life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316728
And this is why I don't like Mindflayers.

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>>15316641
>Delinquent Hellhound who begrudgingly does what you ask her to
>Gets flustered when you tell her deep down she's a kind, gentle girl, the other students sniggering when her tail starts wagging
>Meets up with you in the staff room after hours, the Succubus nurse has already practically talked your damned ear off about how her favorite student is really "blossoming", with her thumb between two fingers
>You were just listening to her when Hellhound walks in, sipping some luke-warm coffee. Succubutt sees her and grins, leaving the room with an aloof "see ya <3~"
"All those things you said, were they true?"
>Look back up at Hellhound student, she towers over you by at least six inches, her face flushed and tail wagging
>Tell her you think she's just putting on a delinquent act because she wants to come off as tough-as-nails, despite what you remember her father acting like
"... G."
>Come again?
"They're... G."
>She's getting visibly more flustered as you're sipping your coffee again, wondering what she means. Look back down at your paperwork, hear a noise of cloth ripping open
>Face gets smothered in huge Hellhound milk cannons glowing orange, their heat engulfing your head
>She smells like cinnamon and smoking firewood, heady and thick as she tells you to touch her and headpat her for being a good girl
>Try to ignore the erection growing, but Johnnie Wunai decides its high noon somewhere and stands tall
"S-So... You feel the same."
>Well duh, you're putting me in Marshmallow Hell you think to yourself
"Just like the nurse said..."
>God DAMNIT
>She starts to paizuri your dick in BIG WAN-WAN TITTIES, stroking your shaft like a small animal
>Her nipples are big and erect, and she moans when she rubs them together while bouncing her huge knockers against your cock
>You end up launching a load into her face, getting a surprised "Aagh!" from her when it hits her near the eye
>She very nearly tired you out, and you see her removing her skirt. Please stop, for the love of God, please.
>Bends over your work desk, pushing the paperwork aside, her own juices dripping lewdly out of her bright white glowing hole
>It's shining from within like a portal to hell, but the heady, musky smell of her is driving you up the wall
>End up plowing into that BIG FAT ASS against your desk, fuck getting fired, you're going to make her pay
>Keep up a steady pace, sometimes going deep, sometimes playing against her edge
"Just fucking fuck me already!"
>Slam into her at break-neck speed for the next few minutes, unleashing a load into her with reckless abandon
>She comes back into school the next day with a collar on, offering you one as a bracelet
>The Kitsune class rep just sniggering at her even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316728
MIndflayers are so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316719
Well, I mean if pure mass is what you're aiming for then they'd both lose to an Irish giant, but in the words of one true prophet of our generation, Sir Mix Alot, butt pays off more per pound depending on how short the girl is. https://youtu.be/t5Xhcn9AUxQ?t=2m49s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316735
>>15316737
Oh come on now, I really don't see what all the hub-bub is aALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316740
I find it extremely weird that I started liking mindflayers one day when I woke up.
I used to dislike their desing and the mind thing, but now I like her and her tentacles appeal to me. Still don't really like the mind thing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316760
I can agree on that. Outside of the whole mind-thingy, she’s actually great. But the mind washing is just too disturbing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316760
>>15316769
If you don't want to have sex she'll melt your thoughts until your primal instincts to mate take completely over

Aside from that and them turning you into a squid to have sex in public they really don't touch your mind much, it's just that they can do it

Everything else we say is speculation and besides each Mindflayer is an individual with different thought process and ideals, I'm sure you can find one who'd never use her powers unless you asked her to

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of stuff would monster girls make in wood shop class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316801
Still. It’s a bit… uncomfortable to me.
I mean, even if she never did it to me unless I wanted to, I would still be uncomfortable with the fact that she could at any point make me into a mindless fuck slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316822
You know that's a dumbass question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316822
Unless wooden dildos are banned then those to the dismay of the teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316822
Birdhouses and stools. It's fucking shop class, you don't get to bring your creativity along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316801
I was about to post the same thing as >>15316825

Her having the power to do it is pretty scary. I don't think I would be able to trust one even if she said that she won't use her power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316822
>>15316835
STOP SCREWING AROUND, YOU SCREW AROUND TOO MUCH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316822
Better yet, what kind of monster girl would teach shop? Maybe a cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316830
>>15316835
Splinters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316846
Druid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316822
I bet Harpies and their human partner helping them would make a Bird Perch for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316847
>What is sanding
>What is varnish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316847
They did make dildos out of wood for ages, I'm sure they can sand those things just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316844
>Teacher i need help screwing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316825
>>15316842
I understand your point

It's hard enough to trust someone with no powers, so someone who can completely rewrite you in an instant must be impossible to get comfortable with

Entering a relationship with a Mindflayer doesn't require trust, it requires blind faith

[Anonymous No.]

So we've had a lot of talk about ideal heights for tall girls in the past but what about shortstacks, what's the right range for the vertically challenged titty monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316881
4'6 is the comfiest height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316857
That is kinda cute, but i think a perch might be a little small

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316878
They’re still cute tho.
I'll give them that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316885
Sounds about right, 4'2 to 4'6ish was what I was thinking.

There's a lot of things I would give for a Lich with that build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316878
Blind faith or insanity since we are talking about her.

I'm ok with others monster girls when talking about power. Hell, my waifu is a dragon and I'm sure she could crush me anytime she wanted.

It's just that I value my memories a lot, even though some of them left me fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316881
Between 65 and 80% of your own height, that's the perfect range

My sweet spot is 73%

>>15316895
The cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316898
>4'3 Lich with an ass that kills and big breasts

[Anonymous No.]

Insects are icky

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/W9jcDI2.jpg

Small, medium, or big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
The smallest is the custest and THE BEST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
big!
BIG!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
Big wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
Big nee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
Big or medium, I'm not into small ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
Small

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
MUCH THICKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316930
Small all day. And all night too.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshires are cute when they aren't smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316989
So never?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316917
Heavens yes, I want that Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mommy Snake and her husband
>first child is another mommy snake
So what else should the family have? I'm thinking an Otter. Otters are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316989
You get Meme Smug or Genki Smug, take your pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15316975
Thicker?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is most cute when she is trying not to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317013
Any Maus trying to act tuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317013
prideful but seceratly shy dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317004
What about the rare traumatized Cheshire that vowed to never use her powers again after injuring you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317003
What about a Vamp Mosquito? (I random'd her)

She could be the scary old sister who ends up becoming the only CC of the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317036
>the only CC of the family
But a lazy CC Otter who just lazes around and goes skinny-dipping is what I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317043
Why does she go skinny dipping? Don't her old swimsuits still fit her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317021
but all she can do is be fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317050
It's more like they live inna woods and don't need to bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317043
That sounds good too

Bonus points if she always asks for flavors and thanks people with overly long hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317013
A Kobold trying to protect the house form 'intruders'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317058
Oh she certainly gets other people to do anything she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317066
Will Kobolds abruptly stop whatever they are doing just to go and angrily wan at the door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317098
It's so adorable when my dog starts defending the house from whoever comes in, notices it's actually someone who's supposed to be here and then she goes all apologetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317108
There are dogs that only bark because they can get away with it, my dogs do it all the time, whenever someone comes they bark angrily but when the person enters and they have him in front they act all meek and shit.

Coward Kobolds that act braver than they are must be adorable to watch too.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster do you dislike enough so that you WOULDN'T want rape(not that its possible im just being hypothetical here)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
Cu/Cait sith
mantango

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
I don't really mind being raped by any of them, what I wouldn't want is to be husbando'd by one I dislike which is pretty hard because the ones I like are the ones who will husbando'd you by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
For me, I am degenerate enough that i would dick any monter girl in the encyclopedia, yes even those that the thread shits on.

The problem is not dicking the girls, the problem is the circumstances of such dickings, i wouldn't want to get my dick wet if it meant losing my mind or transforming into a mushroom or a squid or some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
As previously mentioned in the thread. Mindflayer.
Even if I rape her I would end up in a mindfuckery situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
I've fallen far enough that I'd be happy with any of kc's girls wanting me. I just want to feel loved by a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
Alps.
Ignoring the Siths because they're not monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
The Siths, Alps, Cheshires, Mantangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
None
Because you can't rape the willing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
Pretty much any of the smug squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
Beelzebub, devil bug and mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317153
I don't want rape at all though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317284
Why do people hate devil bug? Is it because they fuck their own fathers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317293
>Nonsentient filthy fuck bugs.
Gee Ollie, I just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317293
They are nasty.
Just look at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317315
Devil bugs are not protected by law, you can bully them and lock them in your basement and no one will care.

They are literally free onaholes, i don't know why people hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your lewd drawing requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
yeti pawjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Dragon flexing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317293
Because when you get an infestation and call the exterminator, even the exterminator is giving you a dirty look the whole time. You'll just be keep getting guilt tripped silently as the exterminator has all the girls walk out of the house and into the back of her van, driving away to never return.
And you never even realize she'd going to put the full moon defense system's schematics up for bid soon after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Little Kobold in lingerie or a see-through dress! Or latex, if you want. That's pretty lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333

Kejourou binding a man with her hair and licking his ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317293
I like devil bugs, I want to be be buried in a devil bug cuddle pile and not be able to tell which of them is sucking my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Jinko with beet red face and anon double hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Lich doing some "experiments"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Lewd and smug, LEWD AND SMUG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Pov double blowjob from two Khepri sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317287
what a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.]

>no lonely christmas cake wedding dress Ittan-momen to comfort

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317328
Yeah, a filthy onahole. It's way better to get a random monster on the street and ask for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317361
That may be true, but at least my purity is intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Vampire on lotus position with her husbando, also biting his shoulder or neck at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Saber tooth dire cat snu snu in a cave. Bonus for stick figure drawings on the rock depicting all sorts of sex positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317328
They probably smell terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317367
and that only makes you more of a target fagboy

[Anonymous No.]

How do you defeat a monstergirl in a battle of wits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
>>15317399
This. Give us a big scary Cat Girl with saber teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the biggest, fattest fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317407
P'Orcs and Ogres are easy. They're not too bright.

But a Lich or an Anubis will be smarter than you, so watch out.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anybody else been having trouble with pastebin recently? Whenever I open a link or just try to go to the site it always gives me that 500 internal proxy error, and it just sort of happened out of nowhere. One day it was perfectly fine but for no reason as far as I can see my computer decided it doesn't like the site any more.
Anybody know how to make my computer stop being a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317413
That Kitsune OC with the red fur, so much plush fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the Mofu shrine and drench all the tails with a super soaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317413
This isn't even a fair competition. http://i.imgur.com/5CWeMWm.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317444
>High Priestess, looking smug with her finely brushed tails, leisurely strolling in the garden.
>Anon bursts out of a bush and super soaks her with his super soaker.
>She stands there dripping, like a drenched rat, calls him a 'baka' and runs off looking like a drenched rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317463
For some reason i want a drenched rat girl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317459
Enough fluff to sleep on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317463
That was a bad day for her to wear white and nothing underneath

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317471

at least she wasn't at gamestoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317466
That's literally how you bully the fire rat in the profile.

She's all read to chun-li your ass until you wicked witch her with a bucket of water. Then she turns into a meek little thing.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/fJtNRNu.jpg
>no busty tender-hearted Succubus to husbando you and spirit you away into the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317471
The Fox High Priestess' impressive rack is on display for the whole town to see.

Visiting tourists are sure to take pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317444
But the mega mofu will absorb so much water they have to drag their water logged tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317478
This is how you waifu the rat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the Demon and Angel on my shoulder to fight for my love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Massive lactating Apophis udders

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317479
I would allow her to take me anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317472
Yeah, all that's at Gamestop is that one Gamer Gazer.

Hey, don't Gazers just wear their goo as clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317478
http://i.imgur.com/MqIoC1U.jpg

I want to mating press a wet Hinezumi while she struggles and says the defeat didn't count and demands a rematch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317509

That's how their profile portraits shows them to be yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games with a gazer and just be friends with no sexual tension

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317520
Squirt her with your water gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317444
>Super Soak a powerful looking Kitsune.
>The water hits some kind of invisible barrier surrounding her.
>When you've stopped firing, she turns to look at you, levitating you off the ground and out of your hiding place.
>She slowly walks back to the temple, while disarming you and tearing off your clothes.
>Her tails lash out and bind your limbs. Before dragging you with her inside to teach you some discipline.
>She is not in a joking mood today.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dry off my Hinezumi opponent to make the fight fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317531
What's the punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317531
What about the water balloons hidden on me? A great prankster has back ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317539
3 weeks of tail brushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317531
Tell her it was just a prank, sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317531
This is why you try to super soak them without them realizing, they can't put up their barrier at all times.

After the deed though, that's a totally different matter, you will probably still get raped anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317545
What if I say "no"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317547
You go for the fluffy tails so the water weight slows her down so you can get away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317539
You get a stern talking to, and a lengthy lecture about your behavior.

Then you need to work at the temple for a week as a servant. Scrubbing floors, watering plants, cooking meals for the Fox Priestesses and reading bedtime stories to the little Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317550
>What if I say "no"?
>Thinking you get a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317563
What's she gonna do to force me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317444
What you thought was a fox was really a Cheshire and now with your prank she declares you her rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317578
I mean, they can't physically force you to, but the alternative is them giving you as a peace offering to the local Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317578
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317550
Death by mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317550
Why would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317579
Prank lord Anon confronting his rival Legendary prank Chesire when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317603
But it was a fluke that you pranked her and was instead trying to get an easy fox

[Anonymous No.]

I want the mofu shrine to kidnap me and try to make me one of theirs just for me to stay loyal to the snake shrine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317618
>kidnapping someone from the snake shrine
Man, foxes are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317620
Foxes are whores. Unfaithful whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317620
I know right? Imagine when the snake shrine sends a commando to take me back!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the groundskeeper of the mofu shrine, and the only who does any work! The priestesses just laze around and try to seduce me, but I'm too jaded to care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317626
Snakes are worse.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you show a monster that you are not tsundere and actually don't like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317655
Snakes are best alongside undeads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317663
Snakes are trash, bug girls are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317660
But what if I am a tsundere that actually want to show her that I love her, despite not acting like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317669
That wasn't the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317675
I can’t tell if you are joking or not. I need to go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317668
Nice shit taste you have there friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317668
t. Bug Catcher Pokémon Trainer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317660
>>15317669
This is why tsunderes are garbage, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Male tsundere > Female tsundere

I like watching how a tsundere guy drops the tsun for a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317702
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317660
Get a cupid to shoot you with her love arrows. When they have no effect, she'll realize that you hold no love for her.

>>15317716
He's right though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317714
I want to see a tough wizard get kidnapped by an Amazon and he acts tough and bitter but overtime mellows and becomes a devoted house husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317702
You're just tsundere for tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317733
They're stupid as hell. If you act like a bitch I'm not going to give you the time of day because I have no reason to think otherwise.
People don't have Magical Plot Knowledge™ that allows them to know what the other is actually thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317732
I would like it as well, but it doesn't really need to be something like that, just for example a big, genki and dere girl making a delinquent boy a better person or just admit he loves her.

http://i.imgur.com/5Qxt4iU.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317788
>Sanzo
Anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317803
What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317803
As long as he's not posting the bestiality garbage I don't see a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317890
>That spoiler
There's only one faggot we know who'd post that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317890
Shoggocks was likely the one shitposting with that stuff due to his Kemono fixation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317890
>>15317902
>>15317924
At least the male was always human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317924
>Kemono fixation
It's not nice to lie, Mister Potter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317927
Don't even attempt to justify it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317902
To be fair, that faggot seems to be the main one that posts that artist, period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317927
No excuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317940
I've posted that artist too, but only the monstergirl pics.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a reality bending waifu to make RNGsus my bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317951
I want to marry the RNG Goddess!

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a vampire to come one night and take me far away with her, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317940
http://i.imgur.com/sHNa0UM.png

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that class reps are always kitsunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317971
Ban manticores , ignore manticores, hide manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317955
Get that bitch to drop 20 proofs of a concord kept right now and I won't fantasize about facefucking her untill she passes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317984
I want to ban a Manticore from not having sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317971
Oh hey, it's T@ILPUSSY69

[Anonymous No.]

Could a manticore use her tail on a joystick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318046
Marry the Tailpussy, not the Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318054
Of course, they are called "Joystick masters" for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318055
Uh oh! Your Manticore wife is pouting because she thinks you only love her for her tail. How do you convince her that's not true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318058
By buying the tail some flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318058
It's true

Me and her tail are off to elope

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318058
The obvious thing to do is to pull her in to bed for a long night of snuggling and passionate lovemaking, followed by placing my head between her breast and falling asleep their.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318058
Ignore her tail and focus on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318058
Use her pussypussy instead of her tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318058
Cut her tailpussy off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318075
>>15318081
>>15318082
Uh oh! now the Tailpussy is angry at you for not giving her enough attention and started avoiding you and denying you those delicious tailjobs you always like, how do you fix the situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318088
Fuck the regular pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318088
Use the armpit pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318058
Manticores deserve only one thing. A bath in purging flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318088
Obviously give both folks equal attention as to not allow this to happen in the first place. Plus what if I like my manticore lover's normal pussy better than her tail pussy, a tail jobs good once a while but her normal pussy feels so much better and allows her to express her passionate love for me much easier as i get to snuggle into her soft body for post sex snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when you come home to find your Oni daughter in tears because some bullies told her wrestling wasn't real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318115
I tell her to do a Stone Cold stunner to those fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318115
Show her some real wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318115
I wrestle her mother to show that it can be real if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318115
I tell her that the racing portion of Monster Jam is rigged. Might as well just rip off that whole bandaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318132
Wrestling or "wrestling"?

[Anonymous No.]

Wht kind of wrestling would you see in MGC? Would you spectate an underground ring where paladin-chans in debt strip down in a pool of mud/oil/cum and beat the everliving shit out of each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318136
Too cruel anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318136
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318145
It's okay anon. She'll always have the Freestyle. Nobody can take that from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318143
An underground battle arena where Tanukis are Kidnapped and thrown into it with only a shiv and the promise of shekels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318153
>Not 2 kakuens with knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318141
´Wrestling`

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318153
>You'll never watch as a deeply hidden feral side in that respectable jewnuki who tried to rip you off is unleashed.
>You'll never watch her soldier through half her ear being bitten off to land her shiv in the kidney of her foe and finish her with a herculean headbutt
>She'll never smile and blush, covered in blood, when you pat her head and offer her praise and shekels
I know battle kiki are a thing but imagine battle tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318161
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318166
Why fight when you can get some sucker to fight for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318174
She isn't in the position to have some noe else fight for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318178
She could offer to split her pay to have somebody rig the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318181
>Jewnuki
>Splitting her pay
No pain no gain, its the fundament of business. So if she needs to get naked in some mud and shank a slut, so be it. Shouldn't have messed up in ripping off that rich mafia dude in the first place, and made it so that she had to do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318172
She'll show the bully leader that wrestling is real and proceed to take the throne as the school's boss.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubutts are so bewitching.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54127709

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch Godzilla Final Wars with a bunch of monster girl versions of the kaiju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318228
We need monster girls cosplaying as kaiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318239
Queen Ghidora gets all the love.
Mothra-chan is getting all the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

What if, Eros could turn gay men into a non-demonic kind of alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318249
Shut up Shoggy.

[Anonymous No.]

If an Alp asks if she can bunk in your place and share your bed since you only have one, it's safe right? I mean she is a bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318272
Sure, I see nothing wrong with that, although I do have a bed downstairs.

It's the drunk bed for those who aren't sober enough to drive home

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317552
As one of the thread's local mofufags, I'd volunteer for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318272
If your stupid was a bicycle, you'd have to brake going uphill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318294
>Being one of our local mofufags
Mofufags need to drown in soft fluff and leave the real tastes to us scalefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318272
http://i.imgur.com/oLBseNg.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318311
Yeah, that's cool with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318272
Only if her heart already belongs to somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318272
haha, yeah sure, it's not gay, just two bros sleeping with each other, what's gay about that? Look she even has tits and a pussy it's not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318244
And Anguirus (or however the name is spelled) would be the wing-woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318272
It's only gay if the balls touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318374
I dunno, she'd be a prickly girl.
I wonder if she loves belly rubs to make up for the spines on her back.

Also, GIgan is a monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318379
>Biolante is a mix between alraune and jabberwock
>Hedora is a cloud with slime-like characteristics

And oddly enough, Destroyah remains terror incarnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318376
>>15318359
>You will never fondle Alp ass while she's in bed with you
>She will never go full Stage 3 and make herself an ass that would put Gloria Estefan to shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318460
Biolante would be a wonderful oneechan

Destroyah would be a maydere black dragon who is terrifying as shit.

Hedorah would be a neet.

Mecha godzilla would be a golem version of godzilla whose a bit jealous of her origional.

[Anonymous No.]

A school-trip with the hellhound delinquent where she finally admits she likes you, and then unabashedly spends time with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318475
I'm going to reject her just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318475
I can't be seen hanging out with a slacker like her, what will the basilisk class rep think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318475
Bonus points if The trip is to a demon realm

More bonus points if it is a demonic realm where the hellhound spent her childhood at

decent plottwist bonus if she has to keep you from discovering that she was in fact a nerdhound in her younger years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318475
No thanks, Hellhounds aren't my type.

[Anonymous No.]

So how does /mgg/ feel about multi-headed MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318516
They're stupid, other than dullahans with extra heads.

>tfw no monstergirl like the evil princess in Return to Oz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318521
>Mombi

I keep trying to blot that one out.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop nerdy mindflayers from giving you shit taste?

[Anonymous No.]

Muscular girls are lame and can't get any boys because they are too manly and not very feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318512
Same here mate. I'd actually prefer a vanilla wolfgirl over a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318547
That's why you put them in frilly dresses and take them out on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318545
Wear a protective helmet at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318550
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to watch shitty actions movies and see if my waifu can survive. I just notices thread got to the image limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318545
Introduce your own tentacle into her cranial cavities and change her tastes by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318545
Get some of those spikedcondom things they make for African women, only for your ears. That'll show her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318545
>Mindflayers
>Shit taste
The only thing they'd turn you into is a faggot kemono lover like Bob or Shoggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318557
Can Mindflayers flay themselves through another mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318532
>Mombi yandere who takes the heads of the girls who like you and keeps them all in vast display case halls of glass and mirrors.
>Their headless petrified bodies decorate the grounds around her castle.

Now THIS is some vintage fearboner.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your waifu stumbles upon one of those "Waifu abuse expressions" charts, but it's one with you! How does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318571
Cuddling and promising that everything will be alright.
It will be kinda weird because I'm playing vidya games and she's a big ol' wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318571
jokes on you since I don't have a waifu because its too hard for me to pick a favorite among all the great girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318571
She wants to test the accuracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318571
She gets upset, but also a little aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318577
Do a random roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318569
>it's not just limited to human girls
>she makes all of the heads watch as she rapes you
>all of them
>including her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318571
Upset, because you only lightly abuse your husbando out of love.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters would run a homeless shelter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318249
What do you mean?

There's already non-standard alps available. Alp alraunes, alp liches, alp werewolves, alp pharaohs, the list goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318592
Sandworm and shoggoth would have it easiest. I can totally see a kejourou running a whorephanage too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318545
Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318571
Jealous, angry. No one else has the right to even think about those faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318605
Maybe she is too slimey to burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318601
Does that kejourou have an afro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318588
>it's not just limited to human girls

>I saw that succubus eyeing you at the bar, Anon.
>And I thought, wouldn't you love to try a handlebar blowjob with those dick sucking lips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318607
That just means you need more/hotter fire. There would be lots of sizzling involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318606
Expect for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318609
She is not Black Dynamite

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318601
As in the men have to whore themselves out to stay there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318616
You got the right idea. Everyone except for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318616
You've got the right idea. Everyone except for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318631
It's a future profession and a way to keep the orphanage afloat! Don't fuck with the boys though, those that do are known to show up in rivers with strange marks around their necks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318680
It'll just force them to be lifelong whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318605
She would reach through dimensions and give me wing hugs while wraping me with her scaly tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Cerberus with one genki head, one normal, and one tsuntsun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318726
how about no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318726
Triple blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be an "escort" in MG Vegas
>You'll never spend your time "entertaining" rich clients in one of the hotels, no matter what they make you do.
>You'll never go to your hotel room at the end of the day with your meager earnings and get blazed out of your mind to take the edge off.
Well thank god for small miracles I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318754
>getting blazed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318754
I want to be a Magician Monster Girl's sexy boy assistant in MG Vegas!

Or a waiter who wears skimpy clothing and has to deal with vulgar touchy old monster girls trying to grope me!

MG Vegas is every boyslut's dream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318761
Better that than heroin or crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318754
no thanks I'd be a house husband before doing any of that

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters must be shown that no means no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318769
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318764
>Doing drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318767
Same here, buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318740
How would that even work? She couldn't really do all three at once without somebody hurting, and the helicopter method just seems silly. If anything, the blowjob would have to be done harmonica-style or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318764
DUDE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318773
Imagine living every day doing whatever some snobby rich monstergirl from California or some shit wants knowing that it's your only source of income.
Imagine knowing that quitting means you'll never get another job again because guess what? Prostitution in MGV is run by the Tanuki Mafia and if you quit you're ruined.
Imagine knowing the only way out is to catch a plane and if you quit you'll never get enough money to do it. and the only place that has flights to and from MGV is MGC.
Would you or would you not do SOMETHING to take the edge off that horrible life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318781
yeah it called finding a mg wife and getting the fuck out of dodge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318781
>taking the edge off y doing drugs
>Not spending that money on books or seeing movies

It's like you want to ruin your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318781
You're making things sound worse then they are. If you're smart you can live a comfortable life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318787
It's not that easy.
But it's prime healing material.
Imagine one of your clients finding out how you live and buying your contract.
Imagine her making you her butler only to use it as an excuse to help you kick your addictions.
Imagine her healing you and eventually marrying you.
Healing is the fucking best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318787
What monster girl would want used goods? Maybe for a quick fuck but not marriage material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318795
>those spoilers

this I can agree with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318789
It's Monster Girl Vegas man, Movies and Books have jacked up prices to get money from tourists.

>>15318794
I fail to see how one can live a comfortable life spending 18 hours a day doing whatever humiliating things rich monstergirls want you to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318797
>What monster girl would want used goods

the one's with a healing fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318809
Not if you travel to suburbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318813
But then it's hot as balls and there's dust fucking everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318809
Enjoy being a slut and get good at it so you get paid well.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how being the assistant in a monstergirl magic act would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318818
But then I'll never get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318818
Some anons are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318817
Well sucks to be you.
You gotta make compromises my good Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

tubby monster girls are for ___

[Anonymous No.]

If you had a monster sister she would be willing to pretend to be your girlfriend, right? I mean how else will you protect yourself from rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318834
Hugging
Cuddling
Impregnating
Kissing
Feeding
Stuffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318828
So what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318834
getting them toned

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318822
>"And now I am going to make his penis... disappear!"
>It was an overwhelming success
>The audience was shocked and amazed to see somebody alp on stage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318842
So that's really important to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318829
thats some of most potent daydream fuel this thread has ever given me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318839
>Pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318834
Being chubby senpais that you post about all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318847
That act always sucks, no wonder they fog up the stage because that alp costume is low quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318849
But whores get lots of sex and money,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318853
Actually dating is incest and wrong but pretend is alright because it isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318857
I like the way you think Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318839
Nah, monsters can sense if you're both just faking it. You need to go all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318864
But I want emotional fulfillment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318858
>She's actually always been an alp and it's the boy part where she dresses up.

Going see her sitting in bed with a tub of ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318872
>Nah, monsters can sense if you're both just faking it.
That's just a rumor to get young boys to have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318694
"Enable" is the word you're looking for. Mama Kej's boys aren't just regular old whores either, they're great courtiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318869
But anon, what if your sister forms an emotional connection with you?
You can't break her heart and get another girlfriend could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318839
But I really want her to be my girlfriend! It's what otouto's dream of, being their big sister's love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318881
But it was all pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318876
Maybe she should get better stage makeup

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318884
But it wasn't pretend to her

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu?
a.uguu.se/XdUJzDWnYNJL.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318888
Perhaps.
A boyfriend would work as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a heart broken otouto and imouto to start dating after their older sibling shot them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318876
Gonna feed her spirit energy until she has to quit because she can't pull off the boy disguise anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318869
Don't worry anon. It's not incest if you're only using each other to masturbate. Even if there's penetration it's okay because it's just masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318890
But it was her idea for it to be all pretend when I asker her how to avoid rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318897
>Tries it far down the line.
>They have to put a stop to it because her tits are far too noticeable in the shirt.
>That and her ass is too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318895
How on earth would they work out their relationship? They're both subs, who long for an older sibling's guiding hand, who love serving and being helpful. It's like trying to push two negative sides of a magnet together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318909
They take turns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15315167
what is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318876
I'll help the alp out. I know what it feels like to be down on your luck. I'll get her a tub of ice cream of her favorite flavor. And a cat poster that says "Hang in there!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318905
Anon, she was just saying that so you wouldn't reject her.

Don't you see the way she blushes when you look at her?
Or the way her hands tremble when you hold them?
Or her cold emotionless gaze whenever you talk to other women?

Face the facts anon, it's not pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318929
This sounds wonderful. Surely it will inspire her to finish writing her novel.
But flavor of ice cream is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318893
Did someone decorate a cotton-ball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318929
Good man,
She is now suitably motivated, if slightly pudgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318944
Boot to the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318939
If anon isn't careful he might end up with a yandere sister, unless that's his plan in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318944
Chocolate Hathor Ice Cream.

>>15318949
A motivated soft alp is a good alp. Maybe with her newfound confidence she can finally get a cute boy to date her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318939
What about that boy she knows, I thought the plan was to fake date until I can find a real girlfriend then she hooks up with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318974
I give him 2-3 days until he's tied up in a basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318994
The lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318988
Anon that boy was you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15318983
True.
She could always show off her rear in some tight fitting pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319014
An Alp in shorts that once were tight jeans but that she cut the legs off of for the sake of summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319027
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never find a wurm in your apple

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319043
that is a big apple

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319050
Or a small Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319050
We couldend world hunger with those if only they weren't so prone to get wurms.

>>15319054
>Stretchy wurm onahole
I don't know why, but I don't like it one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319054
Or a regular sized wurm sticking a claw in your apple just to make the joke about having a wurm in your apple

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319064
That seems suspiciously clever for a Wurm. Are you sure it's not a Ryu posing as one to get some attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319064
Is she just doing what her cheshire friend told her to do? I feel like she'd be confused if you started laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319067
It's not like wurms are particularly more popular than ryus, so why would one do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319087
Nobody likes Water Wurms, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319091
I have disagree heavily, I like ryu's a lot and their my favorite of the 5 dragon girls due to their more gentle, kind-hearted nature. Plus, they can coil you up in loving cuddles as it rains out and providing the perfect mood to relax, or to go swim with as they glide through the water that their so in touch with. Ryu's are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319195
I wonder who's behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319243
Probably a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319254
Wurm likes her ryu sister a lot and just wants other people to like her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319243
actually this post comes from a guy who just likes Ryu's, nothing more and nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319269
Suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319267
Well it would help if she would stop weather stalking every boy she likes. Those shirohebi are rubbing off on her in all the wrong ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319243
Damned Christmas cake Ryu's!

I want one!

[Anonymous No.]

Awwww shit. I can finally post again after so long away. Guess this means I can actually put in the effort to write again, if there's actually any interest for more Alp Adventures left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319312
>Alp Adventures
That's an old one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319273
>>15319283
>>15319304
How, all I'm saying is that the Ryu is my favorite of the dragons, just like how everyone else has their own favorite dragon. About the rain, that's just the result at her tear's of happiness when I told her I'd like to go on a date with her, she's really happy and nervous about are first date together since she has never been on one with a guy who also likes her.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you trick a wurm into thinking she isnt a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319324
Take her to the beach and insist that she is a sandwurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319324
Sure. We tricked one into thinking she was a ghost ages ago. It's also easy to convince them they're ryuu or choo-choo trains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319324
I know you can logic them into thinking they're ghosts.
>no legs
>can walk through walls
>moan loudly at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319312
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, get ready to teach your daughteru how to swim as summer is soon upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319345
Teaching a hinezumi to swim seems a bit hard. They're afraid of the water genetically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319345
Summer IS upon us. Water is just too cold and too wet for swimming right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319345
>Teaching a sea bishop how to swim
What's next, do I need to teach my harpy daughteru how to fly? My oni daughteru how to drink? My succubus daughter how to be a slut?

Ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319356
How would you teach a succubus how to be a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319355
Yes, I too prefer my water much drier than it is this time of year.

t. Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319359
I don't know, maybe make her watch some Brittney Spears music videos? A man shouldn't have to do these things; sluts are born, not made. I mean, unless we're talking alps or bicorns or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319372
Alps are sluts in their heart of hearts before they lose their cockles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319376
And unicorns are closet nymphos before they get girlcucked, so that example doesn't stand either. See? I shouldn't even need to consider such things; if your succubus daughter isn't giving her popsicles blowjobs by the time she's five you should probably take her to a counselor to make sure she's developing properly anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319345
You know anon, that's a good idea. While I'm thinking about it, I should teach my waifu as well, all they really know is the doggy paddle. Plus, I get to see them in their cute matching swimsuits and touch them inappropriately while helping them float!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319384
Food for thought, what if you don't see her practicing while you are awake because she is practicing while you are asleep. And while you wife gives advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319317
>That's an old one.
And I'm an old one too. Although a very lazy old one who lost the will to write when I couldn't even really participate in the threads. I've rather missed you fags. (Says the one who writes about an Alp...)

>>15319341
>Yes please
...r-really? Hmm well, I've had the idea to do a chapter involving an altercation with a group of Thug Lyfe Lizardmen. Lizardwomen...Lizardgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

All a man needs is a decent gun and sword to cover all problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319398
Well, if you can't tell the difference between you're waifu's blowjob and you're daughteru's blowjob even in you're sleep you're a failure as a man. Those waking practice "blowjobs" should still happen to polish her seduction skills regardless so if you don't see them she's still slacking.

>>15319405
There's a significant lack of shields and high explosives there, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319405
But if you have the gun, why do you need the sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319415
Swords don't run out of ammo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319443
Neither do crossbows if you get good bolts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319452
But anon said a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319452
This would require you to retrieve your bolts during battle so you'd still need the sword. I odn't know why you'd choose a crossbow when there's a gun at your disposal anyway unless you've got some very specific armor to defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319399
Just thug life and not thugdere? Can the protagonist call the bancho "cool" and have her blush and stammer at her to shut up?

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock Doujins are en route via EMS. Expect news on them Monday or Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

On the one hand, MGE, and thus, highly relevant to the thread's interests...

On the other, yuri, highly counter to the thread's interests due to the inevitable shitstorm...

I'll just leave this here and hope for the best.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/My_Pet_Tentacle_Monster/429450/Monsta-Goils

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319484
yeah baby

[Anonymous No.]

12 hours and no new thread, come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319473
I have a few ideas in mind. Just because one is an alp doesn't mean one can't get all the bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know maybe Janet doesn't want to kill the thread. which is kind of weird cause this time it's not turning into a flame war before the thread crashes with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319487
This matchup doesn't even make sense. I'm neither angry or happy, just confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319487
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319487
So basically you're retarded, right?

>Here's this thing that only maybe four people in the thread will like
>And has a 8/10 chance of burning the place down
>Gee, I guess I'll go ahead and post it anyway
>What's the worst that could happen?

Real IQ test there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319510
I thought the same thing. How and why would those things be in the same place at any time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319487
I feel like I am intruding in someone's bedroom, and they aren't in the "come in for a threeway" mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319515
>they aren't in the "come in for a threeway" mood.
Yet. Just wait for the moth dust to kick in. In te meantime,nereids are succubi so they'd probably enjoy being watched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319513
>8/10
>Not 4/5
>Not properly reducing your fractions
See me after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319526
>not using per decile for greater effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319526
Would frustrating your hakutaku teacher result in hatesex or a legitimate stern talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319529
Depends on if she has taken a liking to you. If so, this would be the perfect excuse to keep you after class.

Well, its reason enough to try to keep you after class

[Anonymous No.]

How do you discipline your daughterus anon? Koboldfuckers need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319529
They wouldn't honestly care. The only knowledge they care about is their own, and they soak it up like a sponge magically without any normal learning. Also don't forget that they're the kind of teachers that give you an impossible quiz then suggest you need a tutor just to set you up with the lonely nerdbird in class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
Fuck. How do you punish a dormouse daughter without your guilt killing you? What did she even do to get in trouble in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
Cheap off brand foods that deteriorate, have bland taste, and poor texture that destroy appetites. If they don't eat it, rub their nose in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
>spoiler
That's cold anon, real cold. Please don't bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319546
Something bad. I don't know, like falling asleep on the train home from school and ending up in a part of town that will get her raped for days.

>>15319551
That's a great way to give her an eating disorder man, jesus.

>>15319557
Nothing personal, I just don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319560
You leave Jesus out of this. He's for driving school and scapegoating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319562
I just think it's bad parenting to give your daughteru a bad relationship with food, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319560
I suppose a stern talking to would be enough for her, she'd probably be terrified after that. I'd probably start driving her home from school more too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319560
>Nothing personal, I just don't like you.
aww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319563
It's not my fault the food abuses her, and it's not like you can take off brand poptarts to court.

Blame the system not the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319571
But you're her provider, man. You choose what to buy, and you said you'd tease her when she doesn't eat it. You're an enabler who is just as guilty as the system, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
Take away her books and computer.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to protest against monster they only way I know how! with a angry letter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
No building toys nor games simulating such for a period befitting the crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
She goes in the cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319579
I wouldn't skimp out on legitimate meals.

Snacks are fair and a completely valid area for war though. What's she gonna do, court martial me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319597
>I wouldn't skimp out on legitimate meals.

Oh, that's okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
Let the wife handle it, I'd be too busy doing corny Dad stuff or working to actually be a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319541
manipulative guilt trips and fatalistic hyperbole
>that's why you always leave a note

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319612
Corny Dad stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

People like Tanukis, yes?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjxJQ_6VAAMjHVh.jpg:orig

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319686
Doesn't look sneaky at all. That's even more suspicious than your usual Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most patriotic monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319703
Bear Girl defends Mother Russia from fascists in other, smaller and weaker countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319686
What a small tail!
I bet she's not even a real Tanuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319686
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
>>15317505
I second this. Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15317333
Putin with a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319703
Eagle harpy that ties a flag to her leg when she flies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319703
Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319832
I.... can't argue against this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319832
Requesting Druella flying the original stars and stripes while dressed as a member of the colonial army.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Do you need anything? Anything at all? I can wash and clean and sweep and and... and anything really."

>She had appeared from thin air, the feathers on her sleeves led you to believe she was a harpy, but her maid outfit and human hands said otherwise. You didn't know what she wanted from you, but you were broke, and you told her as much.

>"Broke? That doesn't matter. I like cleaning. Please, consider it a favor that you'd be doing for me... Just let me clean your house. Just a little!"

>Her eye screamed with desperation, there had only been two other times in your life that you felt this kind of despair, the first was when you told your childhood friend that you were moving away, the second was when a shirohebi tried to ask you out. You didn't want to be here.

>"C'mon... I don't bite, far from it! I can suck if you want. Have you ever had a clawjob? They're good, really good! Do you have any other fantasies you'd like to play out? I'll call you master and you can rape the maid, that's hot right? Right?"

>She took a step forward, a weak step that ended in her stumbling onto your lap. Her hands grabbed onto the hem of your shirt as she looked up at your face. For the first time you noticed just how decrepit her outfit really was, it was falling to pieces.

>"Whoops! Master, it looks like I fell on you and got you dirty. Let's go home so I can clean it up for you. Please take me home... Please take me with you master."

>You can hardly move fast enough, one jump back and she falls to the ground with her hands pathetically swinging at the air in search of you shirt. A dull crack rings as her face meets the pavement.

>"Oww... Master, why did you do such a thing? I just want to serve you... Can't I be useful for you at least? Doesn't anyone want me? Master? Are you still here? I can't see you anymore. It's so cold master... Please love me... Please?"

>You've already put half a block between you, her dying voice resonates in the cold winter air even as you duck into a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319885
I don't get it, is she blind or something?
I would take her home tho. I probably wouldn’t marry her. But I would still take her home and care for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319912
>Replying to an ancient pasta sad text
Anon, you're better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319912
I don't think she's blind, at least initially. I don't really know though, this was actually just a story I copy pasta'd here from my Dragon girl's treasure hoard of old stories and pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319865
Everyone knows Deruella's flag is a giant censor blur though.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please post a sappy healing story now? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run a Cockatrice farm, and be the number one producer of Cockatrice eggs and feathers from timid Cockatrices with small bodies but wide hips.

I'm going to need a lot of farmhands brave enough to risk being paralyzed by a Cockatrice's gaze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319927
>>15319926
Wow, I had completely forgot it was a copypasta.
Now I feel like an idiot. I’m going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319936
I'm going to bed too. Sweet dreams and don't let the bug girls bite anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls ERP as boys on the internet?
Would you waifu ERP as you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15320021
Yes.
And she might try, but it'd always turn ouzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15320021
>ERP as boy on the internet
>use "Yeehaw" and "turgid" one too many times
>spill spaghetti when the girl on the other end calls you on it
>failed erp session becomes a heart to heart as the lonely cc monstergirl on the other end convinces you to accept your loss and move on
>such is a day in the life of a stage 2 alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15320085
This makes my tallywacker moist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319885
Wasn't there a healing story like this? just not with a blind Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15319932
>Knight wants to fight a dragon, so he heads out to a cave said to hold one.
>he roars out for the dragon to face him in battle.
>He's fully armoured with sword at the ready and rearing to go for fight, that is until he sees her slowly make her way to the entrance.
>One of her horns is broken, half her face is covered in bloody rags, one of her wings looks dislocated and she has a serious limp in her leg.
>Despite all this she raises her arms in a attempt to look ready to fight. Her eyes filled with desperation.
>This is far from the beast he wanted to kill, all he sees is a broken girl.
>In stead of attacking, the knight sheaths his sword, the will to fight drained out of him, and asks the dragon what happened to her.
>Turns out her last treasure raid went badly, resulting in her current state with no riches to call the event worth it.
>The Knight decides to take care of the dragon.
>She refuses saying that being helped by a human is below her.
>He tell her to take its as part of her punishment for her actions if that makes her feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

Any fool can buy a rock and present it to a dragon.
I better idea is to give her a diamond necklace you yourself mined the jelws for