/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>44454067
Nope, they'd be fine normally but /vg/fags are terrified by actual lolis so shortstacks won't be good enough to scare them off.

>>44246226
>call a Mindflayer ugly to her face
>she flays your mind
>your mind says how cute ms flayer is
>she didn't need to properly flay you for that

>>43973314
>this confuses the flayer

Imagine being so insane not even mindflayers want to touch you mind.

>>39507487
>giving a mindflayer a blank canvas to create her ideal scenarios on how you met
>giving her all that power
you are getting husband of the month and will have no idea why

I wanna find a mindflayer and call her takeout calamari, cause I'm gonna eat her out

>>25541337
t. a mindflayer

Mindflayers are good girls

>>23409510
Cause they are cute but not cute enough

>>22144297
Do unmarried mindflayers just go around with their pussies exposed?

>>22082876
Except it's not permanent and they can change back to their human form at any time.

>>21722697
>>21722702
I like the cute ones

>Married to your childhood friend/sweetheart Mindflayer
>Or at least you think she is
>Decide on hiring Shoggoth maid to help around house and clean those hard to reach places
>Especially around the noneuclidean geometry
>Months go by and she's perfect, even takes up to cooking you and your waifu dinner every night
>One day you find her peaking into your bedroom while you and your waifu were trying for a baby
>Confront her about it next morning and she admits to always wanting to experience such love
>Suddenly she thanks you for the work experience and storms out
>Last words she said before going over the horizon was she was gonna find a master of her own
Realistically how bad is the attrition rate for Shoggoth that are maids to chaos monster girls?

>>21407611
Yes. They can even become such, as well as your first and only love, retroactively.

>>19291940
So it has been! How'd you convince her dense childhood friend to confess to her before she flays him?

>>19291961
You don't, they enjoy it.

>>19136716
I desire to increase the Abomination population.

>>17919131
Man, I just want to squeeze a squishy flayer's cheeks. To rub her face softly and then give her copious amounts of headrubs and headpats. I couldn't adopt one as a daughter, I'd spoil her rotten.

>Satan here held her Babylonish court, and in the sperm of rigid manhood the leprous limbs of phosphorescent Lilith were laved. Incubi and succubae howled praise to Hecate, and lactating moon-calves bleated to the Magna Mater. Goats leaped to the sound of thin accursed flutes, and aegipans chased endlessly after masturbating fauns over rocks twisted like swollen toads. Moloch and Ashtaroth were not absent; for in this quintessence of all lewdness the bounds of consciousness were let down, and man’s fancy lay open to vistas of every realm of hedonism and every forbidden dimension that love had power to mould.

>>17746359
Latenight did quite a few of the squishy squid kid.

>>17231640
I would a Flayers.

>>16779071
Like hopes and dreams. Really soft and squosh too.

>>16516233
I've got about 511 files in my Latenight folder, I'll see what I can do.

>>16442377
Bash him in the head ith one!

>>16430258
>The Order will never be used as a sudden competent force against chaos girls with how it'd end up being Order vs Chaos

There is no God.