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>> No.47308043 [View]
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>Go to bank in MGC
>The teller is a nuki
>She asks how can she help me today
>I say I am here to make a deposit
>She blushes, and replies, in the front or the back?

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>>47178425
Come on anon, don't you want a high interest short term loan? Think about how much your life can improve with some risky investments in pachinko parlors and other totally legitimate businesses. And if you can't pay on time she is very understanding and will be open to adding new clauses to the contract for extensions. Don't worry about reading the contract, she will handle all that boring paper work boyim.

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>>44492550
Danuki says she is having your kids for purely economic reasons and tax breaks but given how she dotes on them that can't be true.

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>>41973473
>Blasting Limp Bizkit for your nuki aunster.

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>>41805964
Would you like to hear a breakdown of the various pricing models and financing structures available for the hug plans we offer?

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>>40477876
Rape whistles that don't have the intended effect, same for those alarm things. Personal information, underground mofu porn and passes. Those little rice nibblin nuki's are truly despicable.

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>>40201108
Hopefully you purchased adventuring insurance. It provides both liability funds for pregnancy and educational classes for your new monster wife who may be a savage and unused to modern civilized rearing of offspring.

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Smallnuki.

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>>39803741
I heard if you shake their tails you can hear jingling sounds.

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>>39655899
An expansion to the family business.

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>>39629437
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>>39544485
>Work as a stock broker
>Danuki wife is always calling you telling you what to buy in an excited fever

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>>39329883

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>>39216080
Lemons, Sugar and a flavor enhancer that just so happens to be highly addictive.

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>>39031435
Not a bird guy or vn guy but she cute, best of luck to you anon, hope you make some shekels.

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>>37906984
How much for your hand miss nuki?

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>>37571924
Those sneaky dankus

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>>36483512
Buy some danuki brand rape whistles, of course rather than deter rapists, it draws an audience.

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[ERROR]

Where shall I put her?

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>>35961961
Yes, if you roll a nickel down the street in Tanuki town they will scramble after it.

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Making deals with a danuki boss is dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0956cRtQcvk

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>>35569979
So Tanukis are doggos as well?

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>>35308509
Danukis do not control trade and finance, anyone caught spreading such vicious rumors will be mandated to spend time training in a danuki sensitivity course.

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>>34754331
Don't forget to YEET.

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