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43603305 No.43603305 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I live in the middle of nowhere, in an incomprehensible location at the deepest level. There's only one level. I believe in improving my danmaku skills with balanced practice periods and a rigorous grinding routine. When I wake up in the morning, if I'm not experiencing an episode, I'll boot up my machine and start attempting to complete ISC itemless. I can do a thousand attempts now. After I start to feel carpal tunnel, I open my least favorite website, 4chan, where I spend most of my time on homeboard /jp/. I check the catalog to see if my threads about my wives are still up. If I'm in a hurry, I will dump some booru images of my favorite 2hus, but if time permits, I will denigrate select people and call them secondaries for not completing all the games on Lunatic, even though I have never done so myself. Once I'm done, I will roleplay as a touhou character with my fellow anons and engage in mindless shitposting. I require a medically necessary sexual release at least four times a day: Reimu's armpits, Marisa's feet, Sanae's breasts. I've rewired my brain to make use of it all... There is an idea of a 2hufag, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my degenerate NEET lifestyle and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you, I simply am not there.



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43602999 No.43602999 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Are you an otaku?



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43602959 No.43602959 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>> No.43602983

we did it /v/eddit!

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Did somebody say pregnant?

>> No.43603233

>>43603159
MUST FUCK HINA MUST FUCK HINA MUST FUCK HINA MUST FUCK HINA



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43602650 No.43602650 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

hololive



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43602649 No.43602649 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [archived.moe]

hololive

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>> No.43603421

>>43603365
she's doing the whore pose...

>> No.43603426

>almost 1 hour
>not even 1 stage

>> No.43603428

there could've been petbottle collab...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k5VpiTMCzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VpHZEe4U8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkI9AfGvsPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65wP0ZqaU8

>> No.43603429

>>43603365
I thought Lui was already doing the holo mansion thing but then again I never see anything of sort in the server so I guess she never went through or just built something different?

>> No.43603431

>>43603428
Pekora won't let anyone else in the one group she plays with



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43602644 No.43602644 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

hololive



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43602616 No.43602616 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

queen



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43602444 No.43602444 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Today, I was surfing Steam and discovered a strange game. Surprise, isn't this fumo character? I'm very angry because someone stole the fumo character design from 2017, and this is their first game. Please help me report, link here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/745880/Touhou_Tenkuushou__Hidden_Star_in_Four_Seasons/

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>> No.43602842

>>43602444
lmao imagine wasting so much time making a troll graphic no one is going to fall for.

>> No.43602863

>>43602444
>surfing Steam
Fake and gay. No one says that or does that.

>> No.43602889

i didnt remember ayafumo being that cute.

>> No.43602954

I wish you weren't baiting
I love cute ignorant anons

>> No.43603187

>>43602444
That joke might've sounded funny in your head, but in reality, it really isn't.



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43602343 No.43602343 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

How do they do it bros?
Otona Blue is like sex in my ears.



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43602301 No.43602301 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Summer is almost here.
Touhous are beach body ready.

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Not all Touhous are beach body ready

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Are you beach body ready, /jp/?

>> No.43602799

>>43602776
Yes i am!



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43602161 No.43602161 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

How did a youkai native to Gensokyo end up with a name like Letty?



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43601774 No.43601774 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

ホロライブ

>> No.43601779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfhdey2KUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0afm7Yn93M

>> No.43602245

kill yourself back to /vt/

>> No.43602386

>>43601774
Based



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43601553 No.43601553 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Previous >>43477693

This thread is for all current and former idols of Up-Front & Hello!Project.

>Masterlist:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1M45w8Glu1JRwt34Yg324m2tOGK8SxBcTwnQ3NWIJiQM

>Agency Links:
http://www.helloproject.com/
http://www.up-front-promotion.co.jp/
http://www.up-front-create.com/
http://www.up-front-kansai.com/
http://www.jp-r.co.jp/
http://yum-e.jp/

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https://twitter.com/karin__miyamoto/status/1663076384657510400

https://twitter.com/yuka_miyazaki42/status/1663090036756348928



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43601468 No.43601468 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

This thread is for the discussion of Nogizaka46, Sakurazaka46, Hinatazaka46, Yoshimotozaka46 (on hiatus) and topics relating to them and their members.

>News
(05/31,06/01) Sakurazaka46 3rd Tour 2023 final at Osaka-jou Hall
(06/03) Nogizaka46 32nd single mini-live
(06/07) WHITE graph 010 (Kaki Haruka)
(06/12) Yamashita Mizuki stars in the drama "Saraba, Yoki Hi" on TV Tokyo
(06/20) Kato Shiho 1st PB "#Aitai"
(06/22) Moriya Rena stars in the web drama "Rikon shiyou yo" on Netflix
(06/23) Kubo Shiori guest stars in the movie "River, Nagarenaide yo"
(06/28) Sakurazaka46 6th single "Start Over!"
(06/29) Yoda Yuuki stars in the drama "Ryousan-gata Riko -Mou Hitori no PlaMo Joshi no Jinsei Kumitate Ki-" on TV Tokyo
(06/30) Kitagawa Yuri final day of activities
(06/30) Kubo Shiori stars in the movie "Tantei Mariko no Shougai de Ichiban Hisanna Hi"
(07/01,02) Nogizaka46 Summer Tour 2023 Stage 1 at Makomanai Sekisui Heim Ice Arena (Hokkaido)
(07/11) Kubo Shiori 1st PB
(07/11-16) Ushio Sarina stars in the stage play "Les Misérables - Mijimenaru Hitobito"
(07/12,13) Nogizaka46 Summer Tour 2023 Stage 2 at Osaka-jou Hall
(07/12-17) Morimoto Marie, Yamaguchi Haruyo star in the stage play "Maku ga Agaru"
(07/15,16) Nogizaka46 Summer Tour 2023 Stage 3 at Hiroshima Green Arena
(07/19) Kageyama Yuuka Graduation Ceremony at Tokyo International Forum Hall A
(07/22,23) Nogizaka46 Summer Tour 2023 Stage 4 at Okinawa Arena
(07/23) Osaka Gigantic Music Festival (Sakurazaka46)
(07/28-08/27) Kobayashi Yui stars in the stage play "Kakushi Toride no 3 Aku-nin"
(08/04) Shin Nogizaka Star Tanjou! vol.3 BD
(08/05,06) Nogizaka46 Summer Tour 2023 stage5 at Nippon Gaishi Hall (Aichi)
(08/11-27) Tomita Suzuka stars in the musical "Vincenzo"
(08/14,15) Nogizaka46 Summer Tour 2023 stage6 at Sekisui Heim Super Arena (Miyagi)
(08/25-28) Nogizaka46 Summer Tour 2023 final at Meiji Jingu Stadium (Tokyo)
(09/14-11/20) Kubo Shiori stars in the stage play "Tengohsei"
(10/12-29) Kanagawa Saya stars in the stage play "Doctor Minagawa"
(11/25,26) Sakurazaka46 3rd Year Anniversary at ZOZO Marine Stadium (Chiba)
(11/TBA) Yoda Yuuki stars in the movie "OUT"
(TBA/Summer) Nogizaka46 official rival group debut

>Links
Upcoming Sakamichi TV appearances: https://pastebin.com/c8tMgEmh
48/46 Group subs masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
Sakamichi subbed content: https://nogiarea.weebly.com/ | http://keyavids.com/
48/46 Group live shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
Sakamichi H/S: https://senublog.com/?s=完売表 | https://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi (no longer updated)
Nogizaka46: https://www.nogizaka46.com/
Sakurazaka46: https://sakurazaka46.com/
Hinatazaka46: https://www.hinatazaka46.com/
Yoshimotozaka46: http://yoshimotozaka46.com/

Sakamichi on Showroom:
https://www.showroom-live.com/campaign/nogizaka46_sr
https://www.showroom-live.com/campaign/keyakizaka46_sr
https://www.showroom-live.com/campaign/hinatazaka46_sr
https://www.showroom-live.com/campaign/yoshimotozaka46

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>> No.43603408

>>43603405
Based and true

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>> No.43603425

>>43603405
>Sakuzaka46 will not disband yet,
This. I am fed up with this narrative. AKB didn't disband, so why would Sakurazaka? They just introduced a new generation ffs! Even it 6th single won't be super successful who cares? Sakurazaka is popular among millions of fans around the world, they are not going to just end because of few failed singles, 6th one is not that important.

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43600898 No.43600898 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

>be me
>laying in bed with fumo
> horny
>put a hole in fumo's ass
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>bust nut of my life
>cum all over her now tho
how do i clean

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>> No.43601149

I've posted this on reddit, you're all nazis and I never want to do this for upvotes again

>> No.43601179

>>43601149
Lying fag

>> No.43601221

>>43600898
At least be original and say you cut a hole in the mouth for blowjobs or something you pathetic tick of a human.

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>>43601149

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>>43601149
damn right nigguh



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43600677 No.43600677 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

queen

>> No.43600687

>>43600677
fuck you you stupid shithead



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43599931 No.43599931 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Desu?

>> No.43600009

>>43599931
Desu



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43599834 No.43599834 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

queen

>> No.43599854

>>43599834
Fuck you bitch you rape doors



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43599204 No.43599204 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

queen



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43598479 No.43598479 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I'm a simple man who likes the 90s Toyota Avalons.

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My dream car

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Yes of course.

>> No.43602877

>>43601481
there's one of these in my neighbourhood, they're gorgeous



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