/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42820309

How do I acquire the tiny bag of gold around a tanuki's neck?

Raccoons hate him! Learn how this Anon gets anything he wants at Nukimart for free with this one simple trick.

>>33286057
>advises anon to buy a bunch of sunhats and sell it to the snowy region
>Ice Queen decides to make it a warm week and they sell like hotcakes
>tells anon to invest in a condom corporation
>sudden pop culture influx of condom play drives up stocks significantly
>tells anon to get an oil drum and straight up set his money on fire
>local Ignis who was falling on hard times takes it as an offering, set him up with a lifetime repayment plan
>angry tanuki noises

Back in the saddle. First chapter of the last story arc is live.

https://pastebin.com/rgtg7QHz
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/70691901

I've also brought over every previous chapter to ao3, and tweaked a few of the first chapters to make them more comprehensible. Almost there, lads!

>>23990177
You were 300 an hour less talky more fucky.

understand the nookie's tricks, go and farm tarantulas!

>>21090950
Okay

>>19186692
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAH!
>The tanuki shoots off into the sky and lands in the lava pit where she is promptly incinerated.

>>19157260

>>18776463
>Behold, the ancient Japanese art that drove the Danuki from Zipangu.

>>17972984
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>>17972986
>>17972989
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>>17973041

Well I'll say this, all your answers were wrong.

But I'll be nice and give you one last chance.

Pick either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5.

Behind the correct door is the commission offer.

>>17884690
Time for a shoah.

>>17445154
What happens to a nook whose investments tank?

>>16420571

>>16305540
Taking a stand against Tanuki!

>go to MGC High
>get bullied by a smug tanuki, always talking about how she could buy and sell you
>one day she's paying some onis to rough you up when she gets a call on her cellphone
>her expression goes from smug to terrified as she's told your tanuki mom has bought her as a personal servant for you, complete with a fully binding legal contract
what would you do with a tanuki bully as a servant?

This is how you deal with a Tanuki!

>>15665511
Bam!

>>15580296
No!

>>15557586
I forgot about getting this one.

>>15466862
>Thinking that passive-aggressive shitheel has the ability to do anything but shitpost and bitch

>>15438262
I'm not a shill, I'm just a man who loves tanuki, especially their big bushy tails and their fluffy ears!

>>15312088
I'm gonna force her to give me a refund! No one scams me and gets away with it!