/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40258379
>all of your daughters turn out to be nerds

>>37936573
>I dropped out of school at the age of three
>cause all the teachers tried to player hate on me
>my rhymes are cool, like doing cocaine
>my rhymes are hot, like a burning flame

>>37809811
>t. nerd who cant talk to anon without stuttering

>>37294308
Y'see kids these days, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin', so they don't know what the jazz is all about.

What's you guys' beef with /tg/? Don't we all love monstergirls?

>>22861703
Cockblocking the Nerdwan faggot in advance.

>>22811168
I want to bully Nerdwan till she cries and coat her glasses in semen and if that's wrong well so be it.

>>22787159
>post nerdwan
I was going to post her, anyway.

>The shy, quiet heckwan is at school today
>She's not looking at the other monster girls
>Even when they dump a carton of milk on her head and walk away cackling, she doesn't blink
>Something's wrong
>She meets eyes with you and goes rigid
>Ohno.jpg
>Heckwan reaches into her oversized backpack, which is usually full of books and videogames that she immerses herself in while eating lunch all by herself
>She retrieves a handgun
>The other monsters nearby freeze, looking confused and alarmed
>"Did the dumb bitch bring in a model g--"
>The jinko with the overdone tan gets two shots in the face and drops like a sack of potatoes
>Absolute chaos follows
>Screaming, crying and panicked yelling
>Gunshots ring out
>You're on your back, dazed and on the cusp of unconsciousness
>You feel yourself starting to pass out
>Wait
>Your eyes slowly ease open, and you see heckwan in front of you
>Her face is smeared red and she has a look of bliss on her face
>The handgun is resting at herself, empty
>"It's OK, Anon. That 'stacey' hellhound who's always grabbing your naughty bits and bullying you? Well, it looks like she's crippled from the waist down, now. Haha, isn't that funny? Now you'll be the one looking down on her instead of the other way around! I promise, she won't bother you anymore."
>Soft laughter echoes as you slowly fade to black

>Bully cute short heckwans till they cry!

>>22729951
>>when they see anon eating alone at a cafeteria
At least they aren't this wimpy loser.

What kind of underwear do you think dorkwans wear?

>>22648807
I thought heckpups were already into anal.

>>22639719
Heckpups are made for bullying.

Still feel bad for Helga, though.

>>22616850
I want an overdeveloped rata to hold her upside down and shake all the loose change out of her pockets.

Bully cute, timid heckpups.

>>22587824
>implying

>>22384797
teraurge tier but this isn't the thread for that anon. go on xeno on /aco/ for that.

>>20006333
Nerdhound pls

>Hellwan friend invites you over for DnD
>After an intense session, with her and her sisters, you gtg.
>She offers to bring you home
>On the way, asks if you think she's ugly even with glasses.
>Tell her you never saw her ugly in your life
>Proactive dating with your nerdwan childhood friend ensues.

>>17772033
y-you to

>>17554639
NerdHounds are definitely superior though.