/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Junk Town. It is said that it would take a hundred Anubis a hundred years to fix everything wrong with it, but there are far more of them living in Junk Town and none seem interested in "fixing" it. The trains run on time, or they would, if there were timetables. The trains run, and that is enough. The rails, the roads, the blocks, all shift as needed. A city of Orcs, Goblins, Hobgoblins, Gremlins, a city of leftovers of a thousand armies of a thousand evil overlords, or so folklore goes. People breed like rats in such a place. So do the Rats.
Junk Town moves along the coast, stretching tendrils out to sea for fish and oil, to the mountains for coal and metals, to the woods for lumber, to the depths of the earth for ancient cities buried by time.
Junk Town. A place where there is no mayor, for every community is held together by familial ties and bonds of friendship. It's complete anarchy and laissez-faire capitalism.
Coming soon to a coastal region near you.

>>17603021
I dunno why you'd want to escape

You wake up from cryo-sleep and head to the kitchen for some grub when pic related, a Salamander and an Oni, all in their underwear, show up and tell you they're your buddies for this shift.
So what are you all having?

>>16655848
I have no idea what's going on but I want one of these girls to lube up my piston!

>go through Cowboy Bebop for the first time in forever so I could watch it with my dad
>get inspired to watch Space Dandy and Outlaw Star too
Let me guess: we have NO stories like these, at all?

>>16112752
How do you get oil out of fur?

>>15991775
Your wife needs to give my wife tips on how to make her hair that fluffy.

>>15615667
I like the realistically proportioned ones.

>>15425498
That could actually work with a genki mechanic anubis. The australian accent has the potential to be cute as fuck.

>>15425510
My dialect. As in the one which isn't cockey, Liverpudlian, Essex-esque, the chav parts of London, too far north, too far south, or too far west.

>tfw no /fit/ tomboy Anubutt to work on your car

>>15339297
>Singing tomboy mechanic Anubutt
>Short hair
Bless you, draw friend.

Walking in on a tomboy Anubis mechanic singing beautifully while she fixes up your car!

Like pic related? She probably sings quite well but probably gets embarrassed when she does so.

>Anubutt will never work on your car
>She'll never make innuendo to you with car terminology
>You'll never smell the odd combination of spices and oil coming off of her

>>14927180
But I do have a waifu. And I just commissioned something of her very recently. I go to bed thinking of her every night, going to sleep with thoughts of spooning and cuddling her clouding my mind and dulling the pain.
I'll commission a custom daki once I'm 130% sure of the artist I want who could do her justice, and once I'm sure I can spend that much money and still have enough to live for the week.

>>14512580
>What is she?

>would they try to out upgrade each other?
Qutie possibly. I wouldn't mind a few augumentations, but I think I'd like the waifu from my time to at stay mostly organic.