/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20015144
>Ass
Unrelated but goddammit I couldn't help myself. Will delete so please don't maim me.

>>19146261
Part of it is possibly due to how intrinsically linked to humanity's myths that snakes are. Nüwa in China created humanity, a snake taught Asclepius how to keep death at bay with medicinal herbs, and yes, deceived Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. While snakes will almost always have a bad reputation among humanity, you cannot deny the symbolism we've almost always attributed to them. Wisdom, Rebirth, Vengeance and Vindication.

In this way, I suppose, if you really wanted to think about it... Lamiae are as close to humans as a Monster can get without it being as much of a torment. Sure, they are for the most part 'vanilla' since they're all women with voluptuous and alluring upper bodies, and the lower bodies of snakes but their appeal is undeniable.

After all, physical intimacy is something all men desire during the act of sex (or should), and no other monster offers it quite on the level that a Lamia does. I mean, shit. The coolness of her scales, powerful muscles of her tail wrapped snugly around your body as she draw you in close to hear the pitter-patter of her heart between her breasts while she milks you for no less than sixteen hours of Polynesian style sex sounds like a win-win to me, and I'm not even a Miiafag by a long shot.

>>17806345
Kemono x Human boyims is only ever truly terrible if the artist has no fucking idea how anatomy works or injects it to the brim with extremely shitty fetishes. Like Jyoka and Human-Lovers Society.

It's not as niche (ironically) as monster girls because Japan knows how to make a cute demi-human furry without it being a mess. But at the same time, about the only difference between Western and Japanese fans of that stuff is the slant of their fucking eyes.

I mean. There's a pretty good reason to not talk about the Sidhes or Gnolls because you'd get chest slapping autists on both sides.

>>16015566
[Ennio Morricone Intensifies]

>>15989226
>>15989215
Well EXCUUSE me Princess for being a hips and ass man.

>>15903739
But who is husband?

>>15829631
>"Ara ara~ You wouldn't believe the Oedipus complex he had growing up~ I guess that's one of the perks of my condition. No. Sagging~"
>Wight-Mom talking to your Lich waifu while she just stares blankly at the difference between their bosoms and hips
>Looks back at you
>Flushes an ever slight blush
You always were an ass man.

>>15716765
>Thinking Sono Chi No Sadame isn't the universal song for Dio

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>>15504515
What a wonderful.... Ass!

>>15421454
How the fuck is this thread in the wrong if there's a pretty good reason for not wanting yuri (without reasonable cause such as a threesome, and even then), yaoi, transgender MGs, dickgirls, and literal monsterboys? Is there some kind of fucking mental gymnastics I'm missing out on here?

>>15306383
She beats it in the Horitomo doujin but the closest answer I can offer you is it probably has something to do with Greek mythologies.

Basically, alot of the times in Greek mythos they were depicted not much differently than you see in Crabman's MonMusume world. Big, burly horsemen who have a habit of getting shitfaced, embracing dick measuring contests, and kidnapping and fucking human women in their drunken revelry like a bunch of Slavs.

There were exceptions to the rules like Chiron, who became the constellation Sagittarius. He was a well-learned healer and archer that was different from his ken in that regard. But for the most part, Centaurs would get drunk, fuck their horsepussy wives and go on raiding parties to fuck human women as well.

TL;DR: Male Centaurs are literally, not figuratively shit tier in all forms of media with the exception of Chiron and almost always lose to human dick because while they have massive horse cocks, they last maybe ten to twenty seconds tops.

That and human dick can actually stimulate a horsepussy's G-spot, unlike the big red love rocket at the bottom of a Centaur's horse barrel. Hell, the fuckers can't even properly masturbate themselves, having to slap their shafts up and down by moving back and forth like retarded rocking horses.

Centorea is still waifu material, irregardless of that fact. Half-breeds a QT 3.14

>>14548484
That's kind of what baffles me when yuri is straight up a real thing in KC's world given that Tentacles evolved from predominantly female raping plants and still have the tendency to go HAM on monster girls.

Or how a Succubus will corrupt via schlicking or other means. Or how a Dark Slime basically overloads the pleasure centers of her victim to make her literally melt into its 'child'.

Futa is pretty implied given that the fucking Sabbath and Demon Realm have way too much time on their hands to begin with/shit out weird nonsense like a fungus that makes your dick the strongest against a monstergirl who's willing to fuck you.

>>14445396
>Sylvanas Windrunner
>An Elf Wight
>Not just an extremely tsundere and pissed off blue-ovaried Banshee possessing a corpse to give off some form of being "alive"
>Tried to pull a Hitler and gas everything
>Killed herself on Icecrown Citadel, got killed near Gilneas and got revived by indentured Valkyrie ghosts each time
>Ended up imprisoning Koltira Deathweaver at Andorhal using chains and a portal and forcing him into her Pleasure Dungeon
>He still doesn't want to talk about it nearly four years later

>>14308856
>MFW every time I see that Ara Ara Kitsune all I want to do is
>Gently slam into her with all of my love until she's complaining about how I overworked her old hips
>Filling her with seed in a futile attempt to give her daughterus

>>14261660
>Silver Dragon that's been watching your family for eleven generations detects the presence of a Red Dragon encroaching on HER territory
>She sees the Red coming after you, the only human in all those years to ever make her heart skip a beat
>Goes full Dragon form, surprising everybody in the village
>Red does the same thing
>GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU HUSSIE taken to an entirely new level as they trade fire and ice breath at each other

>>14236266
Horsepussy winking during estrus

>>14201012
>>14201021
>Mythologically correct MGs

>Centaurs go from tsunderes to thugdere horse-women who quaff wine like fucking water and eat mutton/ham, raping men across the countryside after abducting them

>Lamiae eat babies and turn into Tauric lion women. Manticores eat people's flesh, as do Wendigos and Ghouls. Wights can kill people with a touch, Jiangshi are actually a legitimate threat that can do crazy feng shui bullshit.

>Dragons burn entire countrysides when they're on the rag. Ryuu are literally Gods, Pharaohs are worshipped as the Sun and the Moon. Apep is burned at the stake like the Grapesnake she is.

>Scylla, Charybdis, Mermaids, Krakens, Sirens all cause massive amounts of loss of life at sea. Alchemists use Ignis, Gnome, Undine, and Sylph for their experiments.

>A Lich is just a bone-caster who used to be a living person. Succubi can and will drain you to a withered mummy corpse with their vaginas. Yuki-Onna depending on the variation can do it too.

>Dragons actually fear Oomukade instead of her being Alp's bullshit meme. Ushi-Oni makes life a living hell for fishermen. Kejourous kill men in the Red Light District.

>Leanen Sidhe drives men to suicide, Dullahan kills people, Cait Sith is still a furry who used to be a witch. Elves are assholes. Orcs are bigger assholes who talk like fucking cockneys.

>Large Mice are basically Skaven. Lizardmen and Salamanders turn into lizard amazons or tribal warriors. Amazons are just shitty third wave feminists who watched too much Survivor.

Or the most un-kosher one of all.

Lilim, instead of being the podium for bullshit donut steele self inserts are children of Adam and Lilith, who midnights fucking Samael with her three harem-sisters Naamah, Agrat Bat Mahlat, and Eisheth Zenunim

That's all I got.

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>>14181468
Either I woke up in Bizarro World or this is the biggest rusing I've seen in a long while.

>>14094850
But it wasn't intended as smut. Seriously, I fucking loathe clowns.

>>14073431
Too bad for every good story like reverse gloryhole we get weird shit like incestuous loli rape.

>>14024147
>TFW after the kiss, a heat begins to spread into the meek scholar-boy's body, increasing by the second
>His body is becoming softer, and smaller
>While his lover's body is feeling all the more harder and rugged
>His own pectorals softening into mammary glands, his cock shriveling and shrinking into his groin
>Twin horns sprouting from his head as his voice gets higher in pitch, unable to speak out
>A spade-tail growing, the heat reaching a cataclysmic crescendo
>The newly formed Alp's vaginal lips well-lubricated and her hips twitching as the Warrior-Prince sighs softly in disappointment
>Hoisting the Alp up and aiming his bronze lance at her lower lips
>She's mouthing "No", while he whispers "Yes" into her ears
>She tries to push away, he says "No", grasping both of her supple buttocks in both hands and pushing down
>Splitting her in twain with his lust
>She lets out a small moan, her pupils forming into the shape of a heart
>She begins to buck her hips wildly, repeating "Yes" as she thrusts him in and out of her wanton depths
>They cuddle afterwards, spooning on rug in the middle of the tent
>He's so big compared to her, but his hug gives her a sense of security

>>14014409
>>14014377

I could try and write something like this. But fuck me if it won't be ManyEyedHydra levels of grimdark baiting.

>MFW thinking about that Anon with his weird portal-wing Lilim scenario
>MFW she opens her wings and shows some poor Anon alien worlds and shit, then as she's cuddling with him
>Some abhorrent creature distinctly lupine in body type is pressing its face against a barrier it cannot possibly penetrate
>The muscles and skin pulled back from its muzzle as it scrabbles at the window between worlds
>Milky white eyes staring at him while the Lilim's body heat keeps him warm
>MFW she wonders why he's still awake in bed
>On one wing, the fleshless maw of the dog-creature
>On the other, an unspeakable horror beyond all description standing there, whispering across the stars into his ears of forgotten planets and the fungi that corrodes planets