/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Go fuck yourself

>>10477184
an anime fuck pillow is not a girlfriend

>>10477188
my dick isn't big enough for that lad.

>>10477184
xD funny thread, friend

>>10477163
Sorry it wasn't beer it was hard liquor.

We need a /sober/ gen.
The last two months I've been drinking from the moment I woke until I passed out at night. I would drink beer until work. Work lunches consisted of me pounding a tall can IPA, then going home to drink wine or vodka. Finally two weeks ago I chugged half a bottle and of stoli. My roommate found me passed out in the bath tub, my face bloodied from falling in and I fractured my foot. I stayed in bed hungover as fuck for the next 3 days living off a jar of peanut butter. Since then I've had two beers, and both times I felt sick after drinking them. I'm guessing the trauma from the incident is still with me. I don't plan on drinking anytime soon. Getting drunk has lost its appeal. Idk what to do with my free time now.

>>10477229
Do anything but drink.

>>10477111
add mustard, jalapenos, and pineapple

>>10477133
>pineapple

>>10477111
that is a sandwich

>>10477111
That's not a burger.

>>10477202
Why?

>>10477109
Ground beef and tomato, if you wake up at 5 am to prepare it for the lunch it's 10/10 trust me

Ketchup. I don't make it I buy it.

1. Fry bacon on medium heat until it’s starting to slightly brown and has shed some fat /. alternatively fry anchovies in olive oils
2. Add sliced (yes sliced) onions
3. Add sliced garlic and chopped chili

Leave it on medium heat until it’s all turned to mush and then toss the pasta in it.

Roasted red pepper butter sauce
Or
A Creole style cream sauce, with or without seafood or crawfish added

>>10477109
Puttanesca - a bunch of shelf stable ingredients that you can throw together quickly
Carbonara - similarly, a bunch of easily stored ingredients, with just a tiny bit of technique

>>10477164
>zero reading comprehension
>calls others children
[email protected] m8

>>10477128
This is my cousin. I haven't spoken to her in years but her posts always seem so sad lonely. She had kids too early and I don't think she ever lived life. She's a 45 year old mother of 3 and she's only in her 20s. I know it's nice she makes cookies for her kids and stuff, but the whole thing is just really depressing to me.


>>10477164
Lol what

>>10477204
I don't agree with what the other guy said, but I also don't agree with your statement either. Growing up poor means PBJ, Mac and cheese and lots of beans. Hardly what people think of when they mean home cooked.

>>10477164
you sound awful

Insulin for when all of you contract the beetus from your sugar glut.

>>10477164
>>10477204
Parents who don't know how to cook and/or don't love their children transcend social classes
>>10477308
>Growing up poor means PBJ, Mac and cheese and lots of beans
My parents lived paycheck to paycheck and could barely afford rent for years, but my mom still cooked delicious meals with the few ingredients we could afford. The meals you listed are lazy tbqh, not all poor people eat shit food

>>10477052
>Our food is inferior and entirely wasteful in everyway and come from a need for a high calorie diet not taste but let pretend it's good because much culture

Maga faggot

>>10477052
>posts even more literal shit

>>10477052
>Slice up a few vegetables and put it in a big plastic tray
>Much culture

>But wait we took mayonnaise and put some cucumbers and local shit spices we found behind our house in it
Kek

A really good way of spotting a low intelligence person is when you start talking about culture if you mention Indian Food they'll say it's amazing. It's never steered me wrong yet

>>10477010
salo/10

>>10477005
THC concentrates don't cure cancer you absolute retard.

>>10477280
>wow that will do nothing, smoke the weed
are you braindead? it's perfect for a single serving edible. it's not like i tried making a whole bottle of infused-oil with a single gram. i used approximately a tablespoon of olive oil, no more no less.
as long as it's all decarbed and cooked in a fat properly it'll work, i made a firecracker yesterday with even less weed than what I used for the oil. was .6 grams at the most, would have been a fat bowl out of my silicon pipe. said firecracker also made me far more high smoking a bowl would have.

calling it now and gonna say that you've only ever made cannabutter with large quantities of weed for recipes.

>>10476983
you should've put in on something dry like a graham cracker, the toast holds all the cannabutter like a sponge and it doesn't get adsorbed in the stomach completely.

we still have thursgay

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>>10477304
>they took the bait
Every time :'^D

>>10477289
OP here, you're right. My pan was to small.

>>10477329
Are you Mike?

>>10477329
I, too, have to deal with shitty small pans. These are all your own verticals?

Monitoring thread, thanks recipe bro. Those cheese'n'ham snails look to die for. Probably for the best I don't try that because I'd eat em all.

>>10476994
>keep them warm
why not fry them last so they are still hot and freshly fried

>eating fast food
>thinking fast food is high quality
>thinking you opinion on actual cooking is valid
[email protected]

>>10476951
>Seasoning into the meat
It's a burger, not a meat loaf. Use better meat if your burger itself doesn't take good. Or mask that taste with toppings.

>>10476970
Agreed. Seasoning belongs on the outside of the meat.

>>10476940
>Anyone can.
Not most of the dimwits on here.

>>10476933
>implying girls listen to what you say

If I'm cooking for myself - most of them.

Cooking for others - I'm very clean and meticulous.

>>10477113
Maybe hot water but even then it's negligible

I eat in the same plate for the whole week without cleaning it. I mean, you eat twice a day, it doesn't have time to go bad, just a bit dry on the borders.

>>10476941
>in the fridge
>overnight
Pick one and only one

>>10477047
Soap doesn't even kill bacteria so yeah.

>>10476877
Why the fuck would you leave the kitchen with food on the heat? Are you a mega moron?

try again, don't forget this time !

>>10476859
Some people seem to think he's full of himself, which I find Ironic because if you actually watch his shows he always describes himself as an "industrial tier cook" rather than some big shot. He is quick to mention that he is no superstar chef.

He appears to recognize the schmuck/celebrity line he rides so it doesn't get too alienating for me. then again I really have to be in the mood to watch him.

>>10476859
Bourdain is based. I learnt so much about work ethic and the food industry from Kitchen Confidential and Medium Raw (the books). I like how he reflects on the views he used to hold as a young'n in the industry, and discusses how they've evolved over time due to exposure and/or having to be on opposing ends of a situation.

He's pretty cool. I wish I could make my fortune off the backs of immigrant line cooks all while doing heroin in the back office.

>>10476821
>Experimenting with asian cuisines makes me a weeaboo
k

>>10476818
I add coconut milk and bit of salt to my beans but the difference is pretty negligible.

>>10476818
Make some red bean panna cotta

Fuck I love red bean. I could eat it out of the pot like that. Did you make it from scratch?

Add coconut sugar and pandan breh

That’s nice, sweetie

>>10476755

You seem to be unfamiliar with 4chan posting culture. /ck/ is a Trump free zone, anon. We'll give you a pass this one time, but now that you know please refrain from it in the future. Thank you, and enjoy yourself.

>>10476836
idk, here in asia it's another flavored drink that's filling like milk but much cheaper. When I'm eating on a budget i'd order a smaller meal and a glass of soya milk so I won't feel hungry later on.

>>10476863
Opposite in the US. It's more costly than milk because it's marketed as an exotic health food.

>>10476745
Oatmilk is the future

>>10476745
you fags should stick to the cockmilk that you are used to

>>10476745
Oat > > > goat > > cow > soy > almond

soy chocolate milk is pretty tasty though.

>>10476766
This. I'm comfortable eating food in whatever traditional way it's usually served, but sitting on hard floors isn't appealing. I don't eat on the floor in my own home, though, because I have 2 dogs and one cat, and while they are all trained to stay off the furniture, the floor (and their own beds, cat condo) is their domain, and I don't want pet hair in my food.

>>10477161
>They don't pick up things straight with their hands
>Picture of the left blatantly shows him picking up food straight with his hand
How do you manage to tie your shoes

My grandparents used to tell a story about this. They went to Morocco in the 70s. One restaurant they ate at had a single communal bowl of cous cous you had to dip into with your hands. My grandfather noticed that nobody using the bathroom bothered to wash their hands. I don't consider this is a 'funny foreign shithole' story, but a 'holy shit these people are subhuman' story.

>>10477216
its more a south indian thing tbf, should have clarified that

>>10476736
fpbp
who the fuck cares aside from that?