Post stories about kitchen/cooking mishaps you've had
>be me 15 minutes ago
>hungry in gf's apartment while she's running errands, she said I could raid her freezer though
>see some vegetable fried rice type shit, looks good
>"Heat oil or butter in pan on medium"
>done, let some canola oil heat up for a few minutes
>"Add contents of package with 2 tbsp water and stir 4-5 minutes or until hot"
>frail skelly soyhands can't tear the package open, just stab it open at the corner with a knife
>fill up a tablespoon of water
>pour water into pan of hot oil
>CRACK
>oh fuck
>run out of the kitchen while oily lava flies everywhere
>sizzling becomes loud as shit, spurting boiling water and hot oil everywhere, like 8 feet in every direction
>sounds like fucking D-Day
>finally dies down after like 30 seconds of me figuring out how I'm gonna put out the inevitable fire
>entire kitchen is covered in oil splatter
>just sigh and wipe up what I can before I continue cooking, I'm not gonna not eat
>5 minutes later I actually have something edible
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
Now all that's left to do is de-oil the rest of the kitchen