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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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10803388 No.10803388 [Reply] [Original]

Where do I get one? My local Chinese market doesn't carry vegetable cleavers, and I'm afraid to buy a random one from Amazon because seemingly all of them have reviews saying they're meat cleavers not vegetable cleavers and the blade is way too thick and heavy for chopping vegs.

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10803322 No.10803322 [Reply] [Original]

I bought a bag because they looked good. Now that I have them at home, short of throwing them in a casserole with some chicken and salsa, what other ways could they be used?

>> No.10803330

Checked and kek

>> No.10803393

Mix it with rice.

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10803281 No.10803281 [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn’t the government just outlaw the carbonated Jew already?

>> No.10803295

If there's anything I hate more than kikes, it's statists.

>> No.10803353

Statism is wrong

>> No.10803358

>implying the gubmint actually gives a shit about anything but itself

>> No.10803359

Who do you think *owns* the government?

>> No.10803373
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this, to be quite honest.

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10803245 No.10803245 [Reply] [Original]

How do you balance out the tangy taste of tomato sauce?

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>> No.10803349

That's a fair point. As I live in an apt I tend to forget about that.

>> No.10803351

Soy sauce
It adds more flavour to the sauce

>> No.10803357

this is also correct, san marzano does exist

>> No.10803360

>add glutaminates from another source even though tomatoes are packed with them
Literally just caramelize them. No need to bring in your Asian meme sauce, weeb.

>> No.10803371

I always add a little soy and Worcestershire sauce to tomato sauce or any kind of stew or meat sauce.

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10803233 No.10803233 [Reply] [Original]

now that its the year of our lord 2073...
can we all agree lads that switching predominantly to aquaculture is the best thing to happen to food since sliced bread
> algae for energy
> snackable seaweed
>all this free ass land

>> No.10803247

>being this simple and naive
ask me how I know you're a trust fund fag

>> No.10803256

dat squid jerky

>> No.10803387


>not protein bioreactors
>not nanite-based sythmeat assemblers

Get on with the times, gene-progenitor.

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10803202 No.10803202 [Reply] [Original]

Would you, /ck/?

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>> No.10803242

>pork n bean milkshakes
What the fuck

>> No.10803251

I know. But this is at like a Triple A baseball team’s park.

Post moar weird foods

>> No.10803252

The hot dog would be best suited if cooled and patted down for moisture, as to not ruin the texture of your spun sugar bun.

Does this sound good to you?

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>> No.10803263

Sounds fucked, but it was comfy.

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10803186 No.10803186 [Reply] [Original]

I have no fume hood in my kitchen so I'm looking for a portable cooktop/burner I can use outside for searing steaks and pan frying and other messy shit. The problem is there's barely any reviews or discussions online that I can research for these things. Anyone use one of these?

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10803168 No.10803168 [Reply] [Original]

Is it possible to be wrong about food that tastes bad?

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10803136 No.10803136 [Reply] [Original]

Goji berries anyone?

>> No.10803142

Is that like ‘go ‘Za?

>> No.10803143

No. I showered this week.

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10803127 No.10803127 [Reply] [Original]

This is a Hot Thomas, the state dish of Iowa.

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>> No.10803335

>loose ground beef on a bun
what the fuck is the point

>> No.10803343


if you couldn't tell that his post was literally dripping with sarcasm then you prolly have the 'tism

>> No.10803348

You just wait and see. It's hard to see the impact Iowa is having on the rest of the country right now because we're right in the middle of it, but give it some time. We're making waves here.

>> No.10803350

Your sarcasm was implying that I felt that this sandwich had any significance outside of that boring, worthless state. It doesn’t.

>> No.10803401

>>loose ground beef on a bun
>what the fuck is the point
I remember when Roseanne started that restaurant and I believe was on Dave Letterman talking about the "loose meat" sandwich, which he couldn't seem to "get." I had never heard of it at the time, but I guess it's just an unsauced sloppy joe. We never ate sloppy joe's at my house. I had them at elementary school though.
In watching the below video, I forgot how crazy genius she was when she rambled on about humor in low class people in their crazy lives."Tom Arnold Bite contests" Too bad she forgot Twitter isn't anonymous. Social media political addiction issues, I guess. Enjoy!

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10803007 No.10803007 [Reply] [Original]

Why is this cheese so stinky?

>> No.10803096
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Because it's disgusting and your body knows it.
Stop eating fermented pus.

>> No.10803300

how are you this retarded? genetic or vegan?

>> No.10803307

Fucking kys, you vegans are so insufferable

>> No.10803375

>posting a picture of a Wisconsinite to rebuke the concept of cheese

Jay's body is probably 10% cheese at this point.

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10802974 No.10802974 [Reply] [Original]

I miss al/ck/

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>> No.10802996

There was a discord for like 2 days then the guy sperged out and deleted it. I know there was an IRC but I don't know the details

>> No.10803026

>actually talking to other people

>> No.10803033

no one else does

>> No.10803034

Idk, when I was unemployed and drinking an handle a day in 2012, al/ck/ wasn't even a thing. We just shitposted as usual. /ck/ WAS al/ck

>> No.10803135

I do. I made Chef John's spicy sausage ragu today. Took me hours to talk myself into it, but I did because it's easy to make. Now I'm drinking vodka with a pan full of sauce with no pasta. Wasn't going to eat anyway. I feel like the people who posted there understood this sort of degenerate dilemma.

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10802968 No.10802968 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone else dining alone on a Saturday night?

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>> No.10803312

Actually that pic comes from a Facebook post of a woman showing how the girl in the pic is her nephew and all her friends stood her up at her birthday party

Like the other Anon, I also want to give the girl a hug and not in a lewd way.

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I don't celebrate birthdays anymore

>> No.10803329

yeah that does suck, but seeing as how 12 year olds (or whatever she is) don't drive then I think it's a bit more accurate to put it on the parents, instead of implying her friends somehow maliciously got together and decided to skip her party

>> No.10803345

>Hey guys party at Chuck E Cheese on Saturday!!!
>Don't even tell your parents you were invited

When I was a kid my parents gave me cards to hand out at school to whoever I wanted to invite. If the other kids wanted, they could just throw it away once I wasn't around. I always had good birthdays with plenty of friends, but I also wasn't exactly popular in school and got a lot of shit for being weird, so I really feel for people like this. I wanna give them a hug and tell them that as long as they try their best things will work out better than fine.

>> No.10803372

I hear you. I really doubt her mom posting this shit on facebook is going to help her situation though lol

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10802924 No.10802924 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I need a list of your favorite party foods for when you really wanna boogie down.

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10802901 No.10802901 [Reply] [Original]

>toast bun
>top w/ cheese
>sear meat
>seat onion
>sear jalapeno
>stack it
>hot sauce

Fuck yeah

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>> No.10802930

that's nice and all, but shouldn't you be focusing on paying your electric bill so you don't have to live in the dark?

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>> No.10803021
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Is the spam flavored? Which hot sauce. Details you mong.

>> No.10803032

>what is sunset for 200?

>> No.10803042

Salt you fucking moron.
Its SPAM. The flavor is salt.

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10802800 No.10802800 [Reply] [Original]

Rate my $30 vegan haul

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>> No.10803365

how the hell did you get all those berries and not break 30$?

>> No.10803381

I feel like you're just trying to sow discord in a sort of emperor's new clothes kind of way but with pretending something about that post was retarded and hoping everybody will join the dogpile with you in spite of literally nothing being wrong with that post.

>> No.10803384

Because op lied

>> No.10803391

The soy milk and watermelon alone account for nearly $15-20. OP lied.

>> No.10803400

I am a gullible fool

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10802798 No.10802798 [Reply] [Original]

How do you take your morning cup?

I use an aero press (superior in every way to the barbarian French press) with a splash of whole fat milk

>> No.10802981

>milk in Aeropress coffee

You ruined it already, OP

>> No.10802995

I buy a bottle of unsweetened Starbucks iced coffee from the gas station along with smokes and gum.

>> No.10803043

I throw a handful of coffee into a boiling bot of water, after a few minutes i just pour it into my mug

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Central American beans preferably
200°F filtered water
10th notch on my LIDO 3
V60 w/ new tabbed filter

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10802786 No.10802786 [Reply] [Original]

Salad bowl with steak or meat of choice, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce.

Is it the best keto food

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>> No.10803082

Its pretty good. Etouffee using cream cheese as a replacement for roux, and riced cauliflower for rice is better though.

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>> No.10803192

Its probably fake corn made with almond flour.

>> No.10803230

no one mentioned corn but you

>> No.10803240

>Salad bowl with steak or meat of choice, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce.

>posts a rice bowl

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10802760 No.10802760 [Reply] [Original]

Who's hungry?!

I'm heading down to the nearest McD*nald's restaurant for a NEW Quarter Pounder with cheese made hot from FRESH beef, hot fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!

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>> No.10803220

What did xir mean by this?

>> No.10803226

I hear you bro! I'm Lovin that hot FRESH beef!

>> No.10803262

So...anyone tried it yet?

>> No.10803394

I feel like McDonalds is the only business in the world that could advertise 100% ground beef, and yet find the legal loophole that allows them to use other things besides beef.

Haven't eaten here in almost a decade. Gonna keep it that way.

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