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20319889 No.20319889 [Reply] [Original]

Everyone should try this marinade:vinegar, soy sauce, chopped onion, chopped coriander, chopped pepper.It’s great for marinating seafood.

>> No.20319896

>>20319889
That looks kind of suspicious.



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20319865 No.20319865 [Reply] [Original]

why haven't beef cuts been standardized worldwide?

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>> No.20319877

>>20319865
Anyone that thinks that anything should be standardized worldwide is a socialist cunt and should get the noose.

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20319857 No.20319857 [Reply] [Original]

how does haagen-dazs manage to mog every other ice cream brand at the grocery store?



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20319744 No.20319744 [Reply] [Original]

I have like half a bottle of costco vodka I am not really liking the lack of taste of. What are some retard proof mixed drinks I can make to whittle it down by 2 shots or so a day?

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>> No.20319788

>>20319783
>Is there a point to this
Name 1 point to anything.
I'll wait.

>> No.20319790

>>20319760
Yeah, vodka just tastes like alcohol. There will be subtle differences in taste if you're autistic but overall the main difference between them is how offensive or inoffensive they are compared to each other. I just lazily mix it with something like Sprite if I don't feel like shooting it. Good luck
>>20319788
A pencil to paper

>> No.20319799

>>20319744
Yeah I had this problem with Popov vodka. I found Ocean Spray cranberry juices were the best to mix it with. Especially if it's super cold (I mean, put the vodka in the freezer for a while)

>> No.20319829

>>20319790
nice wordplay to avoid the actual question brainlet

>> No.20319834

Use it to make infusions instead. Find overripe fruit at the Asian store discounted, buy that shit up for cheap.



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20319713 No.20319713 [Reply] [Original]

Making some meatballs again. What are you guys having for dinner?

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>> No.20319831

Oh..It looks so delicious

>> No.20319849

>>20319831
Thanks! It was pretty tasty

>> No.20319859

>>20319801
Looks great. Although I prefer more pasta. The only thing missing is some parsley. For the colour.

>> No.20319871

those look lame as fuck, did you even use a panade

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>>20319713
I'd put those balls on some yellow rice and red beans.



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20319704 No.20319704 [Reply] [Original]

Black bean sauce got no flavor and can be substituted with soysauce.

>> No.20319706

ok

>> No.20319725

>>20319704
yu are rong



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20319696 No.20319696 [Reply] [Original]

>detoxifies your body of parasites and worms
>comes for free in some MRE’s and gift hampers

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>>20319696
>>20319723
I always keep it in my fridge. Bought myself the 5 bottle variety pack for crimbo, the buffalo flavor wasn't worth it at all.

>> No.20319759

If something is strong enough to kill intestinal parasites it's strong enough to fuck up your gut altogether

>> No.20319764

>>20319759
Sounds like something a parasite would say

>> No.20319795

>>20319696
It's also the worst hot sauce
At least of any of the popular ones

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20319669 No.20319669 [Reply] [Original]

chicken parm on a sweet bed of lettuce
dont be jealous

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>> No.20319684

>>20319669
a shred of cheese
on burnt chicken
on over-oiled salad
quite a metaphor for you and your father and your grandfather

>> No.20319691

>>20319669
there is as much good food in that photograph as there are people who care about you
zero

>> No.20319701

>>20319669
I'd keep them separate, so that bit of chicken parm at the 6 o'clock spot would be wrapped in all that lettuce, i'd also try it out with a cabbage head.

>> No.20319707

>>20319684
When did /ck/ become so racist

>> No.20319862

>>20319707
the 1800s



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20319638 No.20319638 [Reply] [Original]

>there are actually subhumans on this board that like this shit
Mmm nyquil flavor so le heckin good!
t. cu/ck/

>> No.20319692

>>20319638
>mmm i just love the feeling of pouring low-quality disinfectant into my body

>> No.20319858

>>20319638
Nyquil has a grape syrup flavor or something like that. Laphroaig isn't remotely similar. There are Betadyne notes. They're not forward notes, but that might be what you're thinking of.

>> No.20319861

>>20319638
>t. cu/ck/
you didn't have to tell us, we know



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20319591 No.20319591 [Reply] [Original]

What are the best foods for volume eating?

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>> No.20319623

icecube maxing

>> No.20319626

>>20319591
Cum guzzling AI OP

>> No.20319627

carbon monoxide

>> No.20319630

water

>> No.20319635

>>20319591
>3lb
That's not volume you stupid fuck.



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20319569 No.20319569 [Reply] [Original]

I want to make slow cooker baked potatos but i dont really like spreading oil and salt on the tatters.

Can I try it raw without that stuff or will it taste like ass. Also Could I pour water in the pot and try broiling the potatos?

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>> No.20319586

>>20319575
Normally I add hot sauce or ketchup to the tatters after they are done, guess I could give it a trial run

>> No.20319625

>>20319569
I would suggest a little salt and oil to add some flavor to just the plain starch of the potatoes. If you slow cook just plain potatoes it would turn out cooked, unseasoned, potatoes.

>> No.20319642

>>20319569
I don't understand the obsession with slow cookers, do you not have an oven? Just use that, then your potatoes will be done faster and have better taste and texture.

>> No.20319665

>>20319642
I feel like there is too much guesswork with the oven based on tatter size. Plus with cookers you can throw shit in overnight for breakfast or dinner

>> No.20319814

Eat it unseasoned thats what penn giklette did



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20319561 No.20319561 [Reply] [Original]

which country and countries have the best foods

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>> No.20319565

taiwan numbah wan

>> No.20319574

Australia and New Zealand. The best agriculture in the world, the best seafood coasts in the world, representatives from every food culture in the world to take advantage of these resources, the best food in the world.

>> No.20319588

>>20319574
>Australia and New Zealand
Absolutely delusional.

>> No.20319661

>>20319588
I'm willing to bet your Australian or New Zealandian. You guys love insulting yourselves for some reason.

>> No.20319663

>>20319661
My Australian or New Zealandian what?



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20319553 No.20319553 [Reply] [Original]

What kind of food is best if you dont want to be gassy?
Are vegs simply just out of the question?

>> No.20319556

I honestly dont know I brap all the time

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>>20319553
look up fodmaps and just don’t eat those



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20319545 No.20319545 [Reply] [Original]

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

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>> No.20319554

>>20319545
Just save up 1.24 GBPs
Tell mommy to pick some up for her big boy

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>walking home from work last month
>find a Burger King crown on the ground, clean
>pick it up and continue my walk with it
>further down the road spot a box of macaroni and cheese at the bus stop, unopened, clean, must have been dropped by someone getting on the bus from the supermarket right there
>continue home with a crown and eat macaroni that night
I'm 28 years old.

>> No.20319594

>>20319582
Based, I've had a burger king crown in my cars backseat ever since I went to a conference a few years ago where everyone from my region wore burger king crowns to the afterparty

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>>20319545
>want to make homemade kiddie mac
>can't find wheel pasta anywhere

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>>20319545
What's you're major malfunction, are you in prison or something and can't get more?



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20319449 No.20319449 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.20319458

no it isnt.

>> No.20319460

>>20319458
No it is.

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>eat once a day for the past six+ years
>I'm somehow still a fatass.
Granted I was the lightest / in the best shape of my life during COVID. Too bad nobody was trying to fuck at the time.

>> No.20319471

>>20319461
What are you eating, a bucket of dripping?

>> No.20319478

>>20319460
nuh uh



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>DUDE HOT SAUCE LMAO!!!! I JUST LOVE THE HEAT BRO, I'M A HECKIN CAPSAICIN JUNKIE!!! I JUST HECKIN LOVE DABBING IT ON EVERYTHING!!! I JUST LOVE COLLECTING SMALL BATCH HOT SAUCES WITH HECKIN QUIRKY LABELS AND DISPLAYING THEM IN MY GLASS CABINET NEXT TO MY FUNKOS AND LOOKING AT THEM 4 HOURS A DAY WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE!!!!!!!

>> No.20319423

nice hot sauces are pretty nice thoughbeit

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benis :DDD

>> No.20319428

>>20319425
Oh fuggg :DDDD



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20319414 No.20319414 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: euros screw up American food then think Americans are dumb for liking it
Jolly: "this is what brits think of when we hear mac and cheese, a disgusting, microwaved, watery mess"
Exactly zero mac and cheese in America looks like that
Prisoners get better mac and cheese than that

Euros: STOP trying to make American food! Stick to your fish and chips and your beets or whatever

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>> No.20319676

>>20319670
Yeah, you're right guy! These yuropoors and their trannies. It's not like we're the tranny capital of the world! Fucking tranny yuropoors and their trannies and food without additives, maggots and rat hair! They're pathetic

>> No.20319682

>>20319676
>we're the tranny capital of the world
Well said, Muhammad.

>> No.20319689

>>20319682
Lulz! That zinged didn't it, woo us tranny loving, BBC loving, sister loving good old Americans eh? Golly, we love to watch our sisters get fucked by a BBC tranny whilst we watch from our mobility scooters don't we?

>> No.20319700

>>20319502
>>20319518
>>20319566
>>20319666
>>20319676
>>20319689
I swear, in every thread they show up, euros prove the only two things on their mind at any given time are america and black cock.
It's hysterical.

>> No.20319729

>>20319700
You... You do know the subject of this thread? America is mentioned four times in the OP? Shit, honestly, you're all so incredibly weak little cunts, aren't you? You snivel and whimper.



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20319403 No.20319403 [Reply] [Original]

WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE SoBe?! I MISS MY FUCKING LIZARD DRINK. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>> No.20319487

>>20319441
fuuuuck

>> No.20319650

>>20319403
So you’re saying you want to have a Sobe, play Tony Hawk Underground and skate outside with me?

>> No.20319709

>>20319650
Only if you cute n got tiddies.

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>>20319709
did you know that 50 percent of all skater tony hawk players are trannies

>> No.20319810

>>20319747
Nah thats gay i never knew a faggit growing up



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20319399 No.20319399 [Reply] [Original]

Why is bourdains sandwich a meme? IT's just a grilled cheese with mortadell in the middle.

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>> No.20319451

>>20319424
>he hung himself
Retard detected

>> No.20319469

>>20319451
>The cause of his death was suicide by hanging, using a belt from his hotel bathrobe

You fucking stupid newfag mongoloid downy dog raping dipshit

>> No.20319474

>>20319469
Its obvious to anyone with a brain what happened to him, kill yourself jew

>> No.20319477

>>20319469
>You fucking stupid newfag mongoloid downy dog raping dipshit
thats what they want you to think.

>> No.20319542

that's a ham and cheese hot pocket



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20319379 No.20319379 [Reply] [Original]

I love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe. Easily the GOAT dried fruit. I've almost finished a two-pound bag of them over the last coupe of days. Can't get enough.

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>> No.20319530

>>20319485
Ah yes, the estranged retarded sibling to Banana Chips.

>> No.20319541

>>20319379
They are pretty good, it's just a shame they have so many calories. One slice is like 50cal. I usually buy the unsweetened ones from Bulk Barn. The bags I buy never last more than a day or two after purchasing.

You should get some Banana Milk to go with those. That'd be kino

>> No.20319550

>>20319379
I got a pretty big bag of them once and couldn't stop eating them once I started. I can't control myself and they are very high calorie so not worth it.

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>>20319550
I find the small bags to be best, that way I can't pig out on them.

>> No.20319769

>>20319453
damn, didn't realize someone was deep frying my food in between my dehydration sessions. should I set up some deer cams?