/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19328037
You absolute derelict. Look at your keyboard. You belong in the CIRCUS.

>>19328037
this is why I refuse to eat at other people's houses

>>19328037
my parents had that same keyboard when I was growing up

take good care of your antiques, anons.

It's just a meme leftover from the 80's like broccoli = bad. It's a fine topping to have once in a while.

its just another fill-in for a lack of personality

>>19328019
I've sexually assaulted two men who were eating Hawaiian pizza in a park in 2009.

>>19328034
Well that kind of behavior happens from the results of you being raped by another man as a child.

>>19327908
Get on your knees and prepare yourself to suck my rubber duck.

>>19327908
Canadian rye masterrace

>>19327908
I prefer isopropyl alcohol and bath salts.

ching chong ding dong

>>19327887
Niglet sauce

>>19327887
were you hoping for a deep and thoughtful discussion here or just posting le merde to shit this board like everyone else?

>>19327905
Poo shooter bum hole blast. Turd birds.

>imagine the smell (of the shithole city not the food)

>>19327855
I don't eat breakfast, usually just coffee.

>>19327864
Pysico

>>19327826
>I am FODMAP intolerant
No, you aren't. Stop being a silly billy

>>19327826
slowcooked beef is dead easy
just take your beef
put it in a pot with water
heat it up and let it sit covered for however long it takes (hot but not boiling)
when its done just take it out and shred it and add whatever seasoning you like
you can boil down the cooking water to demi glace and save for something else

>>19327826
If you can't use alliums, then everything you make is going to be shit. Just garnish with lots of fresh parsley and you'll be fine.

>>19327736
only if you're feeling brave

>>19327849
its a very nice corn soup and the ingredient list is not too bad.

More like corn poop, amirite?

That’s parsley, not mold.

>>19327968
Are you my dad?

don't freeze them to begin with you dipshit

>>19327718
Part of it is the vegetables selected. I have no problem with mixed veg, sweet peas, or greens beans, but I've gotten the broccoli right maybe twice in my life. And if broccoli is in some mixed pack it's always the nastiest one.

Use the microwave to steam them. Frozen vegetable lifehack.

>>19327718
Place the closed bag in a sink filled with room temperature water. Not warm, mind you.

The contents will thaw evenly and you won't have mushy vegetables.

I've never had good frozen broccoli. It lasts fine for like 2 weeks in the fridge anyway so why bother? Only veg I get frozen is peas.

People are honestly so stupid. The outside of a "burnt" potato is protecting the inside of the potato. You'd have to overcook a potato to a ludicrous extent for the charing to actually reach inside of the potato. If you don't char a baked potato, you are totally missing out. A normal baked potato is practically flavorless in comparison

>>19327758
that’s just not true, ive spoken with the vast majority of people about how they judge a potato’s doneness and they all told me that you’re gay and have a tiny penis

>>19327771
I've had people throw out perfectly good potatoes off of a grill because they were "burnt". You have no clue what you're talking about and need to touch grass

With potato is whatever but overcooked noodle/pasta are just bad slop
I bet you eat beef the same way as well

>>19327783
I like by steaks medium rare faggot and my pasta perfectly done so they aren't totally mush when I eat them. One of the things I do like that would be considered le "overcooked" is a crispy egg for breakfast. It has more flavor because it has less water in it and a crispy egg is not burnt, its golden brown

>>19327734
Split plea soup, that helps to cure all ails.

>>19327734
Ginger root, help with blood pressure
Whale's testicles, help with impotency
Baby brain, help with longevity

>>19327678
I recommend not heating it in plastic containers in the microwave as the first thing.
When I am tired of chicken soup taste I add sesame oil, chili flakes and parsley on top.

>>19327678
Pepper. You literally cannot add enough pepper.

>>19327809
i'll get right on that

That's the only thing I don't ever buy at Arby's. Way too much better stuff.

>>19327636

Tits: :/
Japanese tits: :D

>>19327942
i'm a chud but i love all tits if they are big

>>19327636
One of my favourite cocktails is from some recipe book that my parents had growing up but I'm pretty sure that's the only place it exists. It's called a Sirocco. One part gin, one part vodka, half part creme de menthe. Shake with ice, serve in a martini glass.

>>19327636
my favorite cocktail is long island, a good choice too, especially now that summer is getting closer everyday

He’s friends with my good friend Adam so he gets a pass

>>19327967
>He is a good cook

>>19328000
Cute frog! Please post more!

>>19327981
>I think he's catering to all the zoomers and millennials who grew up watching tv and movies
He put those videos to a halt because he ran out of ideas. Why do you think he recently hired a chink to do anime based recipes?

>>19327608
No

>>19327601
Why are you going to commiefornia?
Nobody in their right mind wants to go to that shithole.

>>19327601
it’s the best fast food burger, but don’t expect it to be anything else

>>19327808
i do

>>19327822
Condolences.

Worth giving a shot on a one off lunch, don’t make it dinner plans and you’ll be happy

Get the fries crispy and add the secret sauce to it (gay secret menu shit)

my fiance and I like to eat dubliner cheese w/ sliced apples

goat

Cheese is literally the best food on earth. What a shame that the Chinese will never know the beauty and the power.

Monte 27 in casual occasions, but I'd get the strongest formai de tara available for a unique experience

I miss these basterds like you wouldn't believe, I moved out of Saguenay where this cheese maker is, 20 years ago and I haven't eaten any since. You can get curds pretty much everywhere but this specific brand has a special place in my heart.

It tastes so good, I want to make love it

>>19327576

healthier than subway

>>19327560
>ketchup
no.

>>19327560
I honestly that the meatballs were on a tortilla for a second lol

>>19327552
Forced through a sieve with plenty of butter.

how do you keep the skins? dont they just fall right off

Pro tip: always add more butter
>b-but I've already put in half a kil-
More butter.

>>19327690
They won't fall off on their own unless you boil them for hours, even then just scoop em out with the potatos

>>19327553
wow such a nice addition to this thread

>>19327557
His post is not Reddit. He double-broke his lines to create a cadence reflecting spoken word, somewhat like a poem. Why do that, you ask? Well, it modifies the tone of the post to help you (the reader) retain information.

Now compare my last paragraph to this next one to see the difference:

His post is not reddit.

He double-broke his lines to create a cadence reflecting spoken word, somewhat like a poem.

Why do that, you ask?

Well, it modifies the tone of the post to help you (the reader) retain information.

We remember spoken words better than written words, and line fatigue while reading can cause mental skips, diluting the message.

I prefer line breaks for infodumps, personally.

>>19327578
>Well, it modifies the tone of the post to help you (the reader) retain information.
No, it doesn't. I can read a book. I disdain my eyeballs having to bounce all over the screen. It is not a poem for you to abuse your enter key because you have a short attention span and use it as a fidget spinner. I don't "hear" disjointed words you adhd-ridden weirdos.

>>19327582
Listen, it's a preference. All three of us are right, anon, no one is wrong. But I have some homework for you that might change your opinion of the relationship between 4chan and reddit:

Go look up 4chan screencaps from before reddit's inception. You'll find "reddit spacing" all over them after five minutes. If you can't look up screencaps, then ask around on /r/, and maybe someone will drop their 4chan folders.

>when an incurable autism meets an unstoppable retardation

>>19327582
>I don't "hear" disjointed words you adhd-ridden weirdos
lack of brain capacity, just normal npc things dont mind it.