[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

2017/01/28: An issue regarding the front page of /jp/ has been fixed. Also, thanks to all who contacted us about sponsorship.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 581 KB, 648x576, IMG_4155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462977 No.9462977 [Reply] [Original]

What should I get from Waffle House /ck/? How should I get my hash browns? Any secret menu items or combinations you like? Discuss

File: 2.96 MB, 4032x3024, 20170922_181510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462968 No.9462968 [Reply] [Original]

R8 my sub /ck/. P-please be gentle.

File: 59 KB, 1500x1500, 875806_R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462904 No.9462904 [Reply] [Original]

What can I do with a banana

>> No.9462906

contact the amazing atheist

>> No.9462907

stick in it ass

>> No.9462930

Its a basic catalyst if you're considering getting into Bananomancy.

>> No.9462932

Become an atheist

File: 835 KB, 960x960, 56010064G.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462864 No.9462864 [Reply] [Original]

Is Weber god tier BBQ or is there other brands on a par with them? Looking at the Q3200 but I'm not rich and would rather use money saved on some food.

File: 393 KB, 885x516, caramelMandM_c0-89-640-462_s885x516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462842 No.9462842 [Reply] [Original]

Dear god... these folks think you can just jam anything into an m&m and it still be technically an m&m?

Shit taste snickers-y.

2 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462950

>These are awful
>They are good

now I'm confused, who is correct?

>> No.9462954

They are good. Autismos screeching is other two

>> No.9462961

One of us is lying and the other is telling the truth

>> No.9462970

My opinion is correct, as is the other guy.

>> No.9462972


>eating chocolate with polyglycerol polyricinoleate as the emulsifier instead of cocoa butter solids

File: 1.38 MB, 1836x3264, IMAG0526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462831 No.9462831 [Reply] [Original]

Holy shit chick FIL a. Fucking put a warning label on your salsa that it has jalapenos in it. I was Fucking gagging on this free bowl because it. Salsa should be sweet not burn your tounge off. Yeeesh

9 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462960
File: 7 KB, 250x230, smithers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>spicy food
>no taste

>> No.9462964



>> No.9462967
File: 67 KB, 1280x1280, 5859b173711f64423aa5e050 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


8/10 bait.

>> No.9462982

>gets free meal
>puts salsa all over it
>doesn't taste it first just uses the packet
>complains it's "spicy"

>> No.9462991

This is a fucking retarded bait thread. That packet in the image literally says "jalapeno salsa" on it.

File: 1.77 MB, 1200x1200, 1497782799013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462787 No.9462787 [Reply] [Original]

Help me out ck
Candies that seem classy and decadent that you can make as gifts for friends and family, while not having romantic undertones

File: 1.98 MB, 1012x1417, 1505339934654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462742 No.9462742 [Reply] [Original]

Best foods for clear beautiful skin? I know basics like avoiding sugar and being fat.

6 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462876

Dairy is a huge trigger for my acne, so I'd reccomend avoiding that.

>> No.9462881

No no. Never said fars are bad. I said BEING fat is bad

>> No.9462888
File: 44 KB, 506x416, 1501411271165-pol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Fuck, you're right

>> No.9462924

post your boipucci

>> No.9462956

did he died?

File: 119 KB, 600x600, S9DYgAk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462722 No.9462722 [Reply] [Original]

I'm gonna make some Turmeric rice. What should i add with it? also what are the ingredients i need to buy?

Help me take my mind off of suicide friends

>> No.9462728

Add some coconut milk and then kill yourself.

File: 1.33 MB, 2048x1152, 20170923_090437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462695 No.9462695 [Reply] [Original]

based Chuckbox, wow, over 278 sold, gotta be gud

6 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462761


>> No.9462764

The casual degradation of any marginalized group, in this case making light of American chattel slavery and how it affected black people

>> No.9462774


Also that's a funny sign. I'm surprised the joke went over so many people's heads.

>> No.9462780

God, now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot!

>> No.9462802

This fucking thread...Chuckbox is actually legendary, but this is a food and cooking board so all we can talk about is some sjw woke shit.

File: 76 KB, 645x858, too intellegent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462608 No.9462608 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw too intelligent to eat meat

File: 46 KB, 560x315, clamchunder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462577 No.9462577 [Reply] [Original]

go to allrecipes.com and find the worst example of your favorite dish

this clam chowder features
>1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of celery soup
>1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of potato soup
>1 (10.75 ounce) can New England clam chowder

>2 (6.5 ounce) cans minced clams
>1 quart half-and-half cream
>1 pint heavy whipping cream

>> No.9462681
File: 1.79 MB, 384x216, 1459990087931.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

chocolate mousse
>1 (3.9 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding mix
>1 1/2 cups milk
>1 (16 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
>Prepare the pudding in a large bowl using 1 1/2 cups milk instead of the suggested 2 cups.
>Fold in the whipped topping until blended. Refrigerate until chilled and serve.

>> No.9462712

>1 (10.75 ounce) can New England clam chowder

dude what

>> No.9462766


The title of the recipe was the first mistake.

>> No.9462771

Sponge Cake Tiramisu

>2 cups mascarpone cheese
>3 cups heavy whipping cream
>1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
>3 tablespoons coffee-flavored liqueur
>1 teaspoon instant coffee granules(kek)
>1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
>1 sponge cake
>1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder

Official quote: "Italian dessert cake. Not exactly like what you would get in an authentic Italian restaurant, but still good."

File: 152 KB, 736x710, 67508f7c913dfa66a407d3d85f86f974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462495 No.9462495 [Reply] [Original]

I'm about to go to the store soon and I'm kinda new to cooking. I want to keep my budget to roughly 20ish burgerbucks. What do I buy / make. Also my stove , and oven kinda suck but I can make do.

3 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462517

I'd like at least half a week but prefer a week if possible

>> No.9462518

if you buy rice and beans you can eat rice and beans

>> No.9462524

wtf did he mean by this

>> No.9462541


If you need $20 to last a week, you're going to need to eat the *really* cheap food.

But the good news is that you'll have extra spices left over for next week, and that will let you stretch next week's $20 further.

>> No.9462769
File: 9 KB, 265x190, download (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


File: 74 KB, 640x625, IMG_3910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462493 No.9462493 [Reply] [Original]

Were you a member of the Burger King Kidz Klub? Where are you now?

6 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462665

I like how Kid Vid needs oxygen and still has the same visor on

>> No.9462676

couldnt climb the stairs during the fire

>> No.9462721


Head on collision with a runaway freight train.

>> No.9462724

fuck that's grim

>> No.9462741

Well at least he saved the lives of the people further up the track.

File: 7 KB, 215x235, 1489829433434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462491 No.9462491 [Reply] [Original]

Will Amazon ruin Whole Foods?

1 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462639

Whole Foods was garbage to begin with. They forced a company I worked for into selling out to them and the quality dropped like 90%. Garbage company with garbage practices and even worse food. I can elaborate later if you want.

>> No.9462659

Whole foods can't get any worse

>> No.9462668

they could if they became partial foods

>> No.9462683

I've been in Whole Foods 3 times in my life. Each time was depressing.

I'd rather find a sprouts, or even Vons.

>> No.9462701

fuck you

File: 458 KB, 600x375, its food.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462478 No.9462478 [Reply] [Original]

What is your opinion on these?

1 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462484

We require more minerals

>> No.9462500

a plate full of turmeric root? i like turmeric

>> No.9462503

Not very good
Literal trash food. Don't think anybody but the older gooks like them

>> No.9462508

i think my problem with the idea of eating insects is that they look the same when they're alive as they do when they're on your plate.

>> No.9462511
File: 104 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

No they are silkworms

File: 157 KB, 1200x798, 1200px-Brownrice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462477 No.9462477 [Reply] [Original]

We've had plenty of threads about white rice, but what does /ck/ do with its brown rice? I've seen plenty of people complain that it tastes like cardboard and therefore should never be eaten, but I've always just assumed that they're using too much water. For white rice I'm certain that the correct ratio is 1.5 times as much water as rice, with a tight lid on the pan, while most people in the west would say 2 times and no lid, so I can only assume that they make the same error for brown. What's /ck/'s ratios?

4 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462688

I don't know, but I'd never keep either kind of cooked rice for more than a couple of days

>> No.9462694

I cook it in chicken stock in my rice cooker. My wife always asks me how it comes out so moist. It's pretty good. I could definitely eat more of it but I never know what to pair it with.

>> No.9462700

[Citation Needed]

>> No.9462745

Are you Asian?

>> No.9462937

Depending on who you ask it shouldn't be a problem. The most conservative limit that I've seen is the NHS saying "no more than 24 hours", although most places will say that you're fine up to 48 hours and I've seen a good number of places say "4-6 days".

File: 112 KB, 680x1017, napa-cabbage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462468 No.9462468 [Reply] [Original]

your favorite meals with only veggies? i really need to eat better but dont really know what to do

7 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462638

>stop eating eating kraft singles
You're asking too much.

>> No.9462642

In most restaurants you order the meat and the rest is just extra.

>> No.9462649

Or a Britard joke

>> No.9462779

1 cup of chickpeas/beans
1 small onion diced
2 tomtoes chopped small
1/4 of a leafy cabbage cut into very fine strips
then mix and add seasoning of your choice
>optional improvement
add a small pear or an apple diced to the dish
wa la. healthy bean salad

>> No.9462943
File: 141 KB, 594x399, much better.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

What makes veggies good eating is having a nice sauce or gravy. I simply steam the veggies, then add some sauce and I'm practically licking my plate clean later.

I don't have a good recipe at hand, because I usually just make shit up as I go and it's still a lot of hit and miss. Yet even when it misses, it's usually good enough for me to finish it all.

File: 5 KB, 183x275, download-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462461 No.9462461 [Reply] [Original]


3 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462660

Imagine... That's husband material right there. Suckdik4lyfe

>> No.9462760

Question: who would you rather date, a guy who came horchata, or a guy who pissed eggnog?

>> No.9462762



>> No.9462763

Eggnog goes better with alcohol so I'd pick that guy.

>> No.9462896

>he closes his eyes when he jerks off and doesn't open them till he's disposed of the cum

File: 17 KB, 288x415, 1505262723085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9462398 No.9462398 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
> At my cousin's first place from home
>She's hungry decides to make chicken quesadillas
>I'm nosy so I look in kitchen
>She has raw chicken in a tortilla
>I say that's wrong
>She says she thought they would cook inside

10 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No.9462591

Hahahahaha oh fuck. His cock must've been enormous for your sis to put up with that shit

>> No.9462634

It's funny because in like every other respect he was a great guy. Given enough time though, I have no doubt he would have killed either one or both of them in some horrific accident.

>> No.9462664
File: 59 KB, 395x401, 1504899719287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.9462853


>> No.9462871

I wonder where he's at now? I feel like he could have a show like an idiot abroad only it's just him doing stupid shit in America.

View post