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18077444 No.18077444 [Reply] [Original]

one good morning burger please

with a side of hot sauce.

>> No.18077451

Fuck you

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18077436 No.18077436 [Reply] [Original]

How do you make this not taste like urine and metal? I really want to eat it for the health benefits but it tastes like an ocean of fermenting death.

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18077418 No.18077418 [Reply] [Original]

How complete nutrient-wise is cum? Can I sustain myself by just drinking cum?

>> No.18077421

>How complete nutrient-wise is cum?
not very
>Can I sustain myself by just drinking cum?

lrn2google faggot

>> No.18077426

I did and the results were inconclusive so go fuck yourself you uneducated cunt

>> No.18077427
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if I said no, would that stop you from trying?

>> No.18077429

probablly more healthy to drink your piss

>> No.18077456

aren't you uneducated OP? You're asking us about cum, after all. This is your thread, and by extension, your life. lol

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18077333 No.18077333 [Reply] [Original]

Thy should make an edible glue (not cheese) that is not cheese but just glue that you can eat that doesnt have a taste so you can put it on stuff and it sticks together and is not cheese but is edible glue like its glue but you can eat it and it is not something that tastes that much like glue so it doesnt taste bad anybody have any ideas?

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>> No.18077362

Just use the glue you used to glue that sentence together.

>> No.18077366

based 6 year old

>> No.18077383

Rice glue.
I'm pretty sure that's edible at least.

>> No.18077384

There is that protein glue for stick meat together. Can't remember what it's called.

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18077287 No.18077287 [Reply] [Original]

You’re not saving anything. If you don’t buy steak at the grocery story, someone else will anyway. Cows are still gonna be slaughtered at the end of the day and there’s nothing you can do about it

>> No.18077309

Aw sweet, 404 frog is trying to discuss food ethics!

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18077264 No.18077264 [Reply] [Original]

>Avocado oil
So, what's the verdict?

>> No.18077269

You’re guilty.
Of being a boring faggot.

>> No.18077296

I’m allergic to avocados and I’m perfectly fine with it

>> No.18077323

Extremely bland to the point it actively removes flavor from food you cook in it.

>> No.18077336

it's good but not worth it

>> No.18077405

expensive but one of three cooking oils (the others being coconut and palm) that aren't complete PUFA poison, and a high smoke point
you should also consider using ghee/tallow

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18077250 No.18077250 [Reply] [Original]

I've eaten like shit most of my life. Now I have nothing but time. What are some fine dining really delicious dishes I can cook? You know, like, I wanna make something that would cost me a hundred bucks in a restaurant but not as much at home. Give me your best recipes. I have all the time in the world. Prefer French stuff but I'm happy for whatever
Stuff I've tried making lately:
>creme brulée
>Coq au vin
>beef bourguignon
>ramly burger
>croque monsieur
I like meat, potatoes, rich sauces

>> No.18077275

Chicken chasseur is pretty easy.

>> No.18077279

Looks delicious

>> No.18077282

A lot of the things fine dining does is really due to the quality of the ingredients moreso than the recipe itself. Getting good ingredients is just a function of finding a good provider.

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18077229 No.18077229 [Reply] [Original]

What's the best chicken you've ever had?

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>> No.18077246

Fried chicken a friend of mine made.
It was still raw in the center and I ate it anyways, so fucking good.

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>> No.18077292

Homemade baked in the oven based on a recipe by Jack Scalfani.

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>> No.18077461

More of a pork and beans man myself.

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18077192 No.18077192 [Reply] [Original]

No matter what it is, if it’s cake, brownies, cookies, why do you need to put eggs in that?? You may as well dump a whole gallon of chocolate syrup on your scrambled eggs. You people really enjoy eating chocolate eggs?????? I need answers

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>> No.18077201

They serve as a thickener retard frogposter

>> No.18077203

Two reasons:
>1) Eggs have protein, so they contribute to the texture;
>2) Eggs expand with heat, so they make the cake go puff puff.

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18077191 No.18077191 [Reply] [Original]

why i season my charcoal not my food

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18077183 No.18077183 [Reply] [Original]

>Says who? Says science

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>> No.18077208

I don't understand science so it makes me angry and want to break things.

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18077155 No.18077155 [Reply] [Original]

That is only 10 ounces.

>> No.18077162

Congratulations. You can read. Do you have a child fucking point?

>> No.18077164

>Bots broken

>> No.18077165

You are a bot. Child fucker.

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18077136 No.18077136 [Reply] [Original]

Unpopalar opinion, but slightly burnt food tastes better than normal food(especially rice and meat)

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Keep telling yourself that. If you want to spend your limited time left on Earth trying to convince others you are not going to die eating burnt food go ahead.

>> No.18077209

ok. I will.

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Not sure what you want to accomplish though. Just burning off the minutes of your life?

>> No.18077351

dis nigga just discovered caramelization

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Are those miniature sex dolls?

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18077133 No.18077133 [Reply] [Original]

More people should eat this. Its so cheap.

>> No.18077223

>contains nitrites which transform into nitrosamines when heated
>nitrosamines are the carcinogens in cigarette smoke
No, thanks.

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18077062 No.18077062 [Reply] [Original]

The hospital food. This is what private healthcare gets you.

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>> No.18077166

I had the best tuna sandwich of my life in hospital. I had not eaten for 48 hrs and was on fentanyl. Also private.

>> No.18077176

>uncooked fish

>> No.18077258

Cheap sushi like this is almsot always smoked salmon and not actually raw.

>> No.18077344

Or public healthcare.. in a non third world country

>> No.18077357

And technically that's actually more healthy

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18077061 No.18077061 [Reply] [Original]

How come wypipo nevah season they food.

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>> No.18077100

What is up my nigger, do you mind posting African food that meets your criteria of "properly seasoned?" Jerk chicken was invented by the Taino Indians native to the island of Jamaica and it's surrounding areas.

>> No.18077128

Guys please respond to my thread

>> No.18077174

why do niggers say this and then get mad at people for using ranch? im not american and almost never use it but ranch is good and ffs let them have their fucking condiments, all the 'seasoned food' they get is probably from a restaurant and they dont know how to cook

>> No.18077194

white people don't season food with fecal matter like brownoids

>> No.18077199

it's too spicy for us

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18077034 No.18077034 [Reply] [Original]

>This guy slaps your girlfriend. What would you do?
(1/2)Disgusting, utter shit of a drink. How can anyone drink Rum?? This is cooking because drinks get posted here often and Rum is used for cooking and is main part of diet of the Alcoholics (subset of Homo Sapiens, ingests food in liquid form)

>be me
>Stop drinking whiskey because I can get a good armagnac/cognac/brandy for the price which is a far nobler drink imo (nobler by amount of healthy compounds like antioxidants, flavonoids and tannins)
>Search for some cheap alternatives for when getting hammered (need something that is shelf stable, so wine is out of the window)
>Think of trying rum, breety cheap. Order a shot of picrel (based label for 2022) with some mixer (sprite alternative)
>Take the first sip. Jesus....I somehow have forgotten how shitty rum and coke is ...The most nastiest compounds known to man start flowing on my tongue, such flavourful compounds like aldehydes, ketones and paint thinning oils. JW Red sounds like water compared to this.
>Thinking of spitting but convinced myself it gets better the more I sip (lies)
>Couple hours pass, go to walk the dogs (am a male, relax).
>Walk half a mile, when suddenly my stomach starts to commit harakiri. Stomach turning on its head, I start walking like a pregnant woman holding her belly
>Turn back, when home go to bed.
>Feels like the first time I got drunk, stomachache just without me and my bed rotating in circles aka all ache no fun.
>Cant fall asleep cause shitty life choice (ordering rum)

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>> No.18077084

Keep a bottle of rum near you and take a swallow when something annoys or upsets you. Acrid taste aside it becomes your way out

>> No.18077092

Yeah thats a no from me pal

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for me is Mount Gay

>> No.18077236

Good way to get drunk, I drink cheap local rum with coke. I enjoy a 1:2 ratio, other people generally pefer a lighter ratio, 1:3 or higher.

I also enjoy a good mid price rum once in a while, usually drink it mixed with something, I like many spirits neat but rum is not one of them.

>> No.18077249

you bought slovenian rum, bro, do you by chance have to wear a helmet when you go outside?

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18076980 No.18076980 [Reply] [Original]

post finnish food
hardmode: no kalakukko

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>> No.18076989

yes. it's regular meat.

>> No.18077007

i know lohikeitto and mämmi but that's all

>> No.18077395

No, not traditionally.

>> No.18077417

The pie that looks like pussy!

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18076957 No.18076957 [Reply] [Original]


>> No.18076961

this is truly what man was meant to consume

>> No.18076971

Drink them and eat cherries.
It's awesome.

>> No.18076977

>no Khaos
into the FUCKING trash zoomer faggot

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18076945 No.18076945 [Reply] [Original]

In this General: We discuss Australian Limes and how they taste, look and smell.

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>> No.18076982

this is my first time hearing of these

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There is so many species and within those species many varieties. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_lime

>> No.18077185

damn these look good

>> No.18077265

I live in Australia. What are some good limes?

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