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20418733 No.20418733 [Reply] [Original]

How do i cook food for this mammal

>> No.20418735

look up guides online. gotta get the nutrients perfect or the cat dies early.

>> No.20418737

throw it into the river and let it eat fish

>> No.20418743
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my advice? just buy the best premade food you can that's made using animal proteins. Blue wilderness is what i use to buy when I had a cat. Prioritize wet over dry but if you only have dry, you can add a bit of water to it and your cat will love it.

>> No.20418745

Just feed it raw meat.

>> No.20418747

take it to the kill-shelter
go buy yourself a vegan tofu wrap

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20418699 No.20418699 [Reply] [Original]

Let me guess, you "need" more

>> No.20418704

Remember Hans, you don't shove it up your ass.

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>> No.20418707
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lemme guess YOU need more?

>> No.20418708

Please save me feom tjw shalt sakers

>> No.20418712

>he doesnt know im not german

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20418693 No.20418693 [Reply] [Original]

That's the way you do it.

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>> No.20418721

Money for nothin'
Get your ranch for free

>> No.20418722
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i know you will

>> No.20418725

what a good fuckin song

>> No.20418728

Recently got back into DIre Straits these last few weeks. Fucking hell, Mark Knopfler is too based for this world.

>> No.20418734

yeah my dad had them blasting from the basement when I was a kid, and at the time I was indifferent but now I'm like, huh, old man had taste

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20418681 No.20418681 [Reply] [Original]

>inb4 it’s a salad dressing you stupid retard

>> No.20418688

i like blue cheese sauce more

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20418661 No.20418661 [Reply] [Original]

>heh nothing personal kiddo

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>> No.20418689

haha ur so quirky and different! :p

>> No.20418691

I know rigjt my fellow transxister (real (fake))

>> No.20418695
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>be op
>ruin board with salty post
nothin personal

>> No.20418703

Jokes beside i am currently on the run from about 50 salt shakers

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>Jokes beside
joke implies there was humor involved, of where there clearly was not

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20418611 No.20418611 [Reply] [Original]

the most underrated potato dish
doesnt get a sixteenth of attention it deserves

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>> No.20418636

the sour cream is clearly superimposed wtf

>> No.20418638

I had an orthodox Jewish friend in highschool and he complained bitterly about latkes. I've never bothered to make potato pancakes like yours, but I guess kibda the point of latkes is that they're super greasy for Hanukkah and just like eating really oily hashbrowns.

>> No.20418640

>white goop
into the trash it goes.

>> No.20418644

wtf your right.

>> No.20418678

Well there's a flashback I didn't need.
t. mid 40s oldfag

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20418595 No.20418595 [Reply] [Original]

Could I live exclusively on 8 cans of beer a day\? It's calories, after all.

>> No.20418609

Probably for a while but your morning shits are gonna be brutal and you'll feel very dehydrated after a few days.

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20418578 No.20418578 [Reply] [Original]

Ok, fellow yids, passover starts next week. 7-8 days of lots of feasting and celebrating our freedom from slavery in Egypt.

>No chametz (Leavened grain)
wheat, barley, oats, spelt, rye
>No roasted meat for the seder
Meat must be braised, fried, not cooked with direct heat (first night in Israel, first 2 outside of Israel)
For Ashkenazi Jews
>No kitniyot
Legumes and seeds (quinoa ok)
>No lamb for the seder(s)

All other laws of kashrut apply
(No pork or non kosher animals, no mixing milk and meat)
What are you cooking?
Are you incorporating seasonal and festive elements like spring vegetables, wine, matzah, bitter herbs etc?
Are you just cooking the traditional foods like brisket and potatoes or are you going exotic?

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>> No.20418649

Yeah and you use that fucking fairytale as an excuse to say you own the land Palestinians were living on and so you can rape and murder them with impunity. Fuck you and your genocidal ways, you've always been the most evil people on earth which is why everyone kicks you out. Get ready for the ovens because now the whole world sees how vile you are.

Not from the river to the sea, from the sea to the river. World over wipe out every fucking Jew and their evil religion of war and hate.

>> No.20418652

Biblical jews and current jews aren't the same people

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>> No.20418727

The Jews never went to Egypt en masse

>> No.20418732

cope and dilate /pol/tranny

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20418572 No.20418572 [Reply] [Original]

Eiernockerl mit grünem Salat

>> No.20418574

>with green salad
>it's just chives
fuck you

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20418525 No.20418525 [Reply] [Original]

I've had it 20, maybe 30 years
I would like to replace it, does anyone recognize the brand?

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20418513 No.20418513 [Reply] [Original]

What should i cook with them when they ripe?

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20418460 No.20418460 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ absolutely destroyed by Andrew Tate

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>> No.20418528

Wtf is with this faggot and cooking?
I dont make blog posts about my neverending quest to fuck a clapped out whore.

>> No.20418531

it should not be a quest it is pretty simple actually
you pay the prostitute
you fuck the prostitute

>> No.20418541

hes just mad he got found out because of a ficking pizza box lol

>> No.20418576

>ritual posting

>> No.20418586

I wish I would hate food. Imagine how easy life would be.

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20418452 No.20418452 [Reply] [Original]

You dont need more

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>> No.20418553

Litteraly who?

>> No.20418642

white people don't eat cream cheese.
fat snows do.

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>> No.20418672

Its healthy

>cream cheese, milk products (from milk), edible salt, thickener: vegetable flour, citrus juice

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20418382 No.20418382 [Reply] [Original]

Is food art?

>> No.20418389

what is art?

>> No.20418444

only when it's not for eating

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20418374 No.20418374 [Reply] [Original]

Just had a sosig and bacon butty with red for brekkie happy days

Gf had bacon and egg with a hash brown and brown sauce

>> No.20418455


europe is finished

>> No.20418457

That looks like shit
You suck

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20418368 No.20418368 [Reply] [Original]

Smoking a pork butt this morning.
What have you smoked lately.

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>> No.20418435

Looks comfy as fuck hope the HOA faggotry isn't too bad for you there

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Finally putting it in the smoker. 7a, now I can leave it alone for a few hours.

>Looks comfy as fuck hope the HOA faggotry isn't too bad for you there

The HOA is a bunch of old bitties who have nothing better to do than bitch about their neighbors. I just ignore them. Good thing is i'm at the end of the cul-de-sac with no neighbors adjacent to my yard.

>what happens if you smoke cawn beef brisket rather than a regular beef brisket?
What the fuck is a 'cawn' beef brisket?

>> No.20418471

corned beef anon YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>> No.20418536

how's your butt doing

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20418348 No.20418348 [Reply] [Original]

>Omlet served with ketchup
Woah... so this is the power of j*panese food & cooking...

>> No.20418351

it's almost like we nuked them twice and then occupied their country for 7 years

>> No.20418385

We’re still occupying it
See Okinawa

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20418325 No.20418325 [Reply] [Original]

Best culinary uses for deez?

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>> No.20418375

While not quite as oily as candlenut, macadamias (plus a little extra oil) make for a decent substitute for them in dishes that require candlenut.

>> No.20418480

my old favorite sushi restraunt had a spicy chicken roll and it had some kind of a macedamia nut spicy sauce. it was kind of like that dynamite stuff they put on lobster things. some day i willl recreate it.

>> No.20418560

I'd imagine they'd go great in banana bread or a banoffee pie

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20418323 No.20418323 [Reply] [Original]

soba and Japanese craft beer

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>> No.20418437

That looks like shit.
You suck

>> No.20418479

>carb overload

>> No.20418489

In modern usage soba can refer to thin noodles in general including wheat.

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What is soba?

>> No.20418509

>"kamiyama beer project"
the only thing worse than culinary pretentiousness is culinary pretentiousness in japan, where they already take the simplest fucking things like boiling rice to a lofty art form

enioy your soba

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20418268 No.20418268 [Reply] [Original]

Would you eat my curry

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>> No.20418589

its from chatgpt becuase i am lazyHere's a simple and delicious recipe for vegetable curry:


2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon ginger, grated
2 carrots, diced
1 bell pepper, diced
1 small cauliflower, cut into florets
1 cup green beans, cut into bite-sized pieces
1 can (400g) chickpeas, drained and rinsed
1 can (400g) diced tomatoes
1 can (400ml) coconut milk
2 teaspoons curry powder (adjust to taste)
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon ground coriander
Salt and pepper to taste
Fresh cilantro leaves for garnish

Heat the vegetable oil in a large skillet or pot over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and cook until softened, about 5 minutes.
Add the minced garlic and grated ginger to the skillet, and cook for another 2 minutes until fragrant.
Stir in the diced carrots, bell pepper, cauliflower florets, and green beans. Cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the vegetables start to soften.
Add the drained chickpeas to the skillet and stir to combine.
Pour in the diced tomatoes and coconut milk. Stir in the curry powder, ground cumin, and ground coriander. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Bring the mixture to a simmer, then reduce the heat to low. Cover and cook for 15-20 minutes, or until the vegetables are tender and the curry has thickened slightly.
Taste the curry and adjust the seasoning if needed.
Serve the vegetable curry hot, garnished with fresh cilantro leaves. Enjoy with cooked rice or naan bread.
Feel free to customize this recipe by adding other vegetables such as potatoes, peas, spinach, or eggplant. You can also adjust the spices according to your taste preferences. Enjoy your homemade vegetable curry!

didn>'t use onions, ginger and cauliflower, added moore spices than suggested

>> No.20418596

yea maybe try to find an actual recipe made by a human next time, i recommend curries with bumbi on yt

>> No.20418603

It seems okay. I think you need the onion. That's a big part of the flavoring that you omitted. Maybe a little more garlic too.

>> No.20418665

this mostly looks good but sub green beans for peas, beans aren't really used for mixed veg curries
also make sure you're mincing the garlic and ginger in a pestle and mortar, it will bring the flavour out a lot more

>> No.20418717

>not in indian curry
nigga its your life you dont have to follow whats "authentic" if it works
i dont see any reason why fish sauce would ruin a mild indian curry