>This guy slaps your girlfriend. What would you do?
(1/2)Disgusting, utter shit of a drink. How can anyone drink Rum?? This is cooking because drinks get posted here often and Rum is used for cooking and is main part of diet of the Alcoholics (subset of Homo Sapiens, ingests food in liquid form)
>be me
>Stop drinking whiskey because I can get a good armagnac/cognac/brandy for the price which is a far nobler drink imo (nobler by amount of healthy compounds like antioxidants, flavonoids and tannins)
>Search for some cheap alternatives for when getting hammered (need something that is shelf stable, so wine is out of the window)
>Think of trying rum, breety cheap. Order a shot of picrel (based label for 2022) with some mixer (sprite alternative)
>Take the first sip. Jesus....I somehow have forgotten how shitty rum and coke is ...The most nastiest compounds known to man start flowing on my tongue, such flavourful compounds like aldehydes, ketones and paint thinning oils. JW Red sounds like water compared to this.
>Thinking of spitting but convinced myself it gets better the more I sip (lies)
>Couple hours pass, go to walk the dogs (am a male, relax).
>Walk half a mile, when suddenly my stomach starts to commit harakiri. Stomach turning on its head, I start walking like a pregnant woman holding her belly
>Turn back, when home go to bed.
>Feels like the first time I got drunk, stomachache just without me and my bed rotating in circles aka all ache no fun.
>Cant fall asleep cause shitty life choice (ordering rum)