/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15481469
Heres my first rib cook, turned out pretty famn good, I did the 3/2/1 method.

>>15481452
prove it

>>15481452
>Pretentious fruits

>Has really shitty childhood
>Finds comfort in simple food he can make himself since his parents don't give a shit about him
>Becomes dependent on it
>Actively understands he has a problem and tries to fix it and deal with his issues
Fuck you leave him alone

>>15481422
>>15481442
https://youtu.be/8TnWIICkBeE

imagine the braps if he was addicted to eating only beans haha

>>15481448
That’s me :3

>>15481442

You have to be 18 years old to post here op

I typically use guggenfraggen or flazerspeitz but it’s really up to you op

>>15481399
Lol nice troll, sorry for the unintelligble words for anglos, but you cant really translate beef cuts from german to english since they are used completely different and even cut completely different.

>>15481393
oki doki

>>15481402
Oh yeah those things are great a couple of friend of mine have it and damn is a game changer, but my kitchen is too small for it sadly

>>15481354
I lost my pasta machine somewhere. I will make some if I find it again but it's not really worth the effort.

>>15481390
You don't own one square foot of counter space?

>>15481368
>>15481414

You just fell for the italian meme of making pasta for a family a 12.
You need to work with a small part of your dough otherwise it will expand uncontrollably.
Nobody got a billard size table in their kitchen.

>>15481369
>photosynthetic slugs
We've had those for like... well, forever. Kleptoplasty and horizontal gene transfer are literally as old as dirt, and occur all over the tree of life.

>>15481313
Most people pronounced tuh-mric before. Only recently, the ethnic police has cracked down on us.

I continue as before.

>>15481313
you were definitely the kid who pronounced 'turret' as 'turrent' in primary school

>>15481436
>We've had those for like... well, forever. Kleptoplasty and horizontal gene transfer are literally as old as dirt, and occur all over the tree of life.
No shit, genious! Those fucking reality distortions have affected far back, so now we got shit like horizontal gene transfer and an entirely distorted tree of life.

>>15481444
...mitochondria

so it goes

I tried this shit a few years ago and it was disgusting.

>>15481237
because someone used a bæ leaf

>>15481318
this recipe is fucking awesome. i don't make the stock from scratch but i'm sure that would be even better. i fucking love this.
>inb4 paula deen hurr
it's good shit

https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/the-ladys-chicken-noodle-soup/

>>15481373
>bæ leaf
høh?

>>15481237
>she

>>15481381

>>15481223
And what else? That hardly seems filling

>>15481223
Do you refine the soup? Maybe some extra garlic, parsley and such?

>>15481291
Sometimes. Add some herbs. Put a dollop of sour cream on top or sprinkle with parmesan.
Whatever i'm in mood of.
Some baguette on the side.

>>15481280
london

>>15481361
So, Muslim?

>>15481370
Newfag

>>15481214
Love a good slice of cheesecake

>>15481214
Im cheesecake

Frogs should be banned from 4chan.

>>15481165
Serves you right

>>15481165
>t. american

>>15481289
This is based as fuck! Americans ARE in fact uncultured PIGS. They don't take off their shoes inside, they don't know how to eat with knife and fork, they are fat and they are ugly. FUCK The United Sharts of America

>>15481289
kys gook

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>>15481160
no i think i'll keep using chopsticks. go ahead and enjoy the funny looks at the restaurant

>>15481289
어디 살아?

dentures?

>>15481159
>fed up

>>15481159
>need a chewing in my mouth.

cream, pudding, can't think of much op im sorry

>>15481159
Get into risotto, no chewing required.

Select your sweets

>>15481125
Now I want a café gourmand

Waffles

>>15481050
>explodes and sends food shrapnel into your eyes when you take it out

>>15481050
>arrange food like OP if i feel bothered to do so
>reheat button
simple as

Bowl of leftover spaghetti
>start for 90 seconds @ 900 watts
>leave the room immediately and find cover
>wait until it dings
>return and stir food
>start for another 90 seconds
>leave the room immediately and find cover
>wait until it dings
>return and stir
>add storebought iodized salt and hope it isn't radioactive
>return to lair

Depends on what and how much I'm reheating, but the general rule is to heat for 1 minute uncovered and remove from 'crowave with 3 sec remaining. Stir/shift and place back in the 'rowave for 1 minute, but open the 'ave door at least 18 before the allotted time. If I'm 'ving an entire plate full of, let's say, 'sagna, I'll let it go for a full 59 seconds.

>>15481084
its not that hard
>stick fork in middle of food pile and push outwards in a few directions
>bonus just use finger
>>15481060
>add water
>cook in bowl
>cover with plate
doesnt this make the food mushy? do you transfer food to a plate after?
>>15481126
this is me but my microwave is shit so sometimes it needs an extra stir phase and i always maintain a hole in the middle.

>>15481042
Jannies on /ck/ are the worst. It's sad that they destroyed most of the board culture with a misplaced zealotry.

Based.

>>janny pruned BOTH of my threads
lmao what were the threads about?

>>15481094
Only for the past 30 days. How new are you, exactly?

Piss off, weeabo cunt

>>15480993
>weeabo
Down syndrome misspelling aside, you're saying this on a Japanese-owned anime discussion forum, you fucking simpleton