/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16110488
I don't drink alcohol.
Getting "drunk" is monkey-tier form of entertainment

>>16110497
well call me a monke then
also: i don't like you and we would not be fwens.

>>16110497

>drinking faster makes you get drunk faster
toppest of insight, faggot

>>16110424
my dick

>>16110424
Olive Garden breadsticks, they're free!

>>16110408
Thats Roquefort right?

I eat blocks of it in a single sitting. Yesterday I tried to fry it. That's how fucked up I am.

yum chocolate chip

>>16110408
Do americans actually make chocolate chip cheese? This can't be real..

>>16110422
>mold poisoning*

Why yes! And this is why they aren't allowed to sell blocks and blocks of the stuff in grocery stores and at Fromagiers all over the cultured world. Unlike, say the A. Phalloides mushroom, which is found in stores everywhere and available even to young children.

that shit look nasty as fuck

>>16110404
Marinara you absolute retard

>>16110404
>ranch

>>16110437
>mayonnaise, buttermilk, and herbs are soooooooooooooo disgusting
Grow up

>going to university
>seeks strangers' advice on the fuckhole of the intershit instead of using his own brain while simultaneously insulting his parents who are undoubtedly paying for his soon-to-be-wasted "higher education"

literacy was a mistake

>>16110414
I'm trans btw.

>>16110401
you'll get bored of only that within a month. diversify a bit. throw in some cheap frozen bag chicken. invest in an instant pot (well worth it, trust me).
Focus on high protein meals to stay satiated. Lentils are also a decent option for the price. You can also safely eat canned tuna twice a week.
Look for bread that's on sale.

this kills the italian

>it's called an EVOKER, dad!

>>16110324
it's literally cheese toast

>>16110409
is that legal?

>>16110427
Do you still have the autistic neet hannibal copy pasta? that was hilarious

>*sips Baja Blast from a champagne flute*

>>16110441
>You're a nerd.

>>16110431
>brown skin

i wish i had an english slampig to do weightwatchers with

>>16110469
>>brown skin

There's only one answer.

>>16110379
I followed him on his day off last week. He drove alone from his studio for guys grocery games out towards bennett valley on his way to glen ellen. nice car but not flashy. he was smiling. he seems to follow the same routes, which will help

>>16110262
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>>16110329
even hotter knowing she got passed around by daddy and grandad

>>16110362
<fapping furiously>

>are you ready for christmukkah dinner?

Even when I get shitfaced I don't get hungover, unlike you dum bass

With that's said, my wife usually cooks me spicy noodles

English breakfast or some filthy junk food burgers etc.

>>16110347
wait til you get older buddy

Dont believe the greasy diner food bros, thats what you eat before drinking, not after. All you need is a decent BLT, a banana, some pedialite, and some sort of caffeine, and 400 mg of advil. Consume, shower, and wait 45 min. Source:
>professional alcoholic.

>>16110242
Also i keep freeze dried parsley and chives on hand.

brown and render some ground sausage, set meat aside, add tomato paste to rendered fat, leftover red pepper flake and parmesan packets from wherever the fuck I last ordered pizza, cook a minute or two then toss with some undercooked pasta, the sausage and real parmesan. takes no time and is always delicious

Farmer's cheese, maybe?

>>16110193
Hello Sconnie.
They run a pretty good cheese operation up in Westby.
Of course, as a Sconnie, you know that the next stage is squeaky fresh curds, just pulled out of the whey this morning.

>>16110193
Making your own xxl curd.

>>16110193
I eat 3lb of large curd a day, shit is cash

JUDEN

>crude-ite

>he's posting these threads himself to soijak himself over and over
but why

we've been having trouble getting ours off the ground got any tips /ck/?

>>16110176
WEED

>>16110489
I've been considering trying to grow odd medicinal herbs like panax ginseng and valerian root, and selling them to the local stoner hippies, but I don't know if there's any real money in doing that as a hobby

>>16110501
Have you tried mattering black lives more?

>>16110501
pictures of the chaz garden make the whole burning the world for 10 months worth it imo

>hey if this straw man is so tough then why did I just beat him up?

>>16110189
It's not really a strawman though. The "MUH SPICY MASCULINITY" is spread all over the world for some reason. Even in cultures where spicy food isn't part of the traditional cuisine.

Are you gonna cry about it? Wipe your tears with your garlic maybe? Put your garlic clove directly into your tear duct and cry about it? boo hoo vampire repelling tears boo hoo hoo