/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Perhaps engage your solitary braincell instead of using Google as a substitute for imagination

>>14953763
go buy a cookbook at salvation army

>>14953769
I have been trying for years but I can only come up with a few recipes before my mind goes blank. Yes, I know I'm retarded.

That's what old fashioned cookbooks are for my dude, just find one from the 90s with not too many bells and whistles and you'll be golden

>>14953756
Which kind frozen or from their fair food station?

>>14953756
Pizza only self made. If you think otherwise you are a big fat cuck.

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=what+seasoning+did+jeffery+dahmer+use

>>14953744
It is at cracker barrel but they just have old people as their primary demographic. I will say that the worst state I've ever been to, Virginia, is the world capital for cracker barrel though. They're like Starbucks there.

In a free society you can do whatever you want, but it's likely if you opened a restaurant and set 16+ age restrictions people would complain and you'd lose more business than you'd gain.

>>14953757
Whoa whoa whoa 14+ rich people still need dates anon

>>14953714
It's already legal, although I personally find it difficult to find a restaurant with the balls to ban kids under the age of 5-10. There's already been a few restaurants that became "controversial" in mommy group talks because those restaurants ended up banning children after too many issues/complaints.
TLDR, fuck your crying kids, I shouldn't be subjected to your child's tantrums when I'm out trying to have a quiet meal.

>>14953757
Believe it or not restaurants with a children ban end up with more reservations/more patrons because of such a rule or the controversy behind it.

Or I could have burgers, steak, chicken, and milk.

>>14953693
Anon that's not plant based "milk".....

>>14953693
If you're not lactose intolerant, just drink actual fucking milk. I don't understand this "plant based" garbage.

>cow-based milk

Look at this, isn’t it beautiful?

You can pour some Grand Marnier or any other orange liquor on it to boost the orange note that is naturally part of this elegant yet hearty sweet.

>>14953687
hai rotto il cazzo con il tuo SPAM testa di cazzo
restatene QUA

Comfy.

>>14953715
Sorry I only speak English but thank you for the kind words, I appreciated.

>SPAM

Oh no anon, this is not a canned processed meat product, it’s a baked sweet!

>>14953709
We'll call you Musky

burnie handers after a good old fryer accident

>>14953677
Mine was "Hey, you"

mine was legs. i wore dolphin shorts and a sweatband to work every day. it's back of house, nobody's gonna see. gotta hustle and beat that heat somehow right? at least i'm not sweating on the food any more.

and before you ask yes i am a man

>>14953667
>made
More like arranged on a plate.

>>14953773
Autism should be a capital crime.

>>14953667
Imagine thinking that is good plating lmfao

>>14953773
>>14953794
I wasn't trying to make a fancy plate, dumbass. I just dumped the stuff on there and it came out that way.

>>14953803
it shows

>>14953617
why not, you can eat it over a week

>>14953632
Can I? It's 4000 calories worth of pie. But it's the best value out of any store bought. And I really like pumpkin pie.

>>14953654
So you really like pumkin pie, huh?

>>14953659
Well, yeah. Who doesn't?

>>14953659
W-what are you insinuating anon?

>>14953623
you're only supposed to eat when you're hungry
the reason people are fat fucks now is because they eat constantly

>>14953598
I have really terrible control when it comes to food because it's the only thing that actually feels good in my life. I was a fat fuck for years and lost 80 lbs like 3-4 years ago but I still have like 20 to lose and i just can't do it. When I was living alone I'd go to the store almost every day so I wouldn't have any extra food in the house cause I'd always eat that late at night. Now I'll bike 4-5 times per week but when I get home at midnight after I can't stop myself from eating some toast or some sweet if it's in the fridge.

there is no excuse

>>14953598
I struggle to actually eat. Barely holding on to a triple digit weight. I take multi vitamins, eat high calorie trash, and drink boost nutritional drinks (530 calories each) since I can't drink as much milk as I used too.

I don't like eating, but I like cooking. Yet I drink way too many sugary caffeinated beverages so I still have some fat on my bones.

>>14953706
what kind of sauce is that

>>14953718
orange

>>14953698
Ah, that's in no way an universal truth as I don't think I'm really that representative of well anything but it is what I truly believe

>>14953727
Of course I want some. I love sauce

>>14953740
love you too

>>14953552
I was a bartender at a legit place made $50/hour but I got fired for butting heads with management so now I'm food stamps and low-ass unemployment

I want sushi now

>>14953552
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. Here, I'll put it into NEET speak for him

Anon, have your mommy make some breakfast burritos for you to cook in the microwave, that is if you have enough good boy points to cook by yourself

>>14953578
I was in the industry for 15 years. Still cook a lot. But I also have a soft spot for Taco Bell, what can I say? And my disability makes it hard to really cook more than once a day now.

>>14953538
>>14953539
Shoo, roasties, shoo.

Make your own food

OP
>>14953540
>Make your own food
And post pics

>>14953547
and do it while drinking heavily

>>14953547
you mean a post of what i look like? here is me last week

semen

jism

>>14953526
old bay

>>14953526
Garlic salt. Chicken salt. MSG. Chili powder. Ramen seasoning pack.

you're not supposed to sip it neat

>he doesn't buy Nielson-Massey

>>14953518
Just buy real bourbon vanilla. 2€ a pod isn't that expanise and you can use the empty pod to make actual vanilla sugar by sticking them into a sugar box for a couple weeks.

>>14953518
OP here, I also don't like vagina. it's icky gross.

ya that shows trash

>>14953535
cut a hole in your door so the kitters can poop outside like I intended

imagine the smell

>>14953592
>imagine the smell
OP doesn't have to
and I don't want to

>>14953497
I mix it with strawberry jam to make sweet hot sauce

>>14953456
imbecile

funny, I'm making hungarian gulash soup

>>14953512
My boy

the virgin steel rods vs the chad twisted wrought iron