/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19324636
>a sandwich with just toppings
i don't get it. might as well have a ketchup sandwich

>>19324636
You forgot mayo so that's 3 words

one of the best sandwiches, but only with a great tomato.

>>19324633
"water bills" Found your problem, you live in a shithole

>>19324642
Thanks for keeping it real with me.

>>19324650
No, it's just that my family is poor and can't afford wasting anything.

>>19324655
you can put it however you want sweetie. Around here, tap water is free as it should be. you pay your annual residential taxes and that's it!

>>19324663
I don't feel like arguing with a troll. Have a nice day.

>'za
kys

It's acceptable if you want to make something like the pizza on the packaging; something covering in peppers and olives that a mom might serve as an appetizer for guests at a party. If you want to make something for yourself more closely resembling a pizza you're better offer getting one of the bagged premade doughs most grocery stores carry.

>>19324563
It's not, make your own doughty and let it ferment in the fridge for 5 days.

>>19324563
I hate baking so I use tortillas, you have you to double up or else the base is too thin

So I start with a tortilla, thin layer of marinara another tortilla then top it normally

Picrel is a black pudding, olive, mushroom, pepper and truffle zest pizza I made the other day using this method

>>19324568
yooo I don't get why people get so bent out of shape over a simple word. Short for pizza is "za", it's funny and quirky no cap why do you guys hate this so much fr??

>>19324557
I've got little dosh left like 30 squid if that so I'm looking at someplace cheep and I've got like nae food in the gaf so like a decent restaurant or fast food place

The shoe swallows the horse, which is German for potatoes My fingers crunch under sparkly chips Make sure to wipe off your shoes on the dog, but not the cat

>>19324569
are you homeless? why did you starve yourself?
buy a bag of rice and a rotisserie chicken. maybe powdered soup too.
explain your situation

>>19324573
Full explanation me and the lads was on a bender right and I've had nothing but booze in different forms since 9pm Friday but since I've learnt I spent my whole paycheck on booze so I've only got 30 quid till I get my next pay

>>19324601
ok you are just a retarded degenerate then. you could try eating a bag of dick and die.

>>19324536
>Friendly reminder that having a bunch of caffiene while you drink will eliminate any hangover you might have otherwise gotten.
lol
lmao
what's next: speedballs are perfectly OK too? go blow out your liver, alchie

>>19324536
>having a bunch of caffiene while you drink will eliminate any hangover you might have otherwise gotten.
exact opposite is true.
the correct ratio is:
1 pint of water
per
2 drinks

>>19324616
It also helps to stick to low ABV drinks. If you take a shot by itself vs mix it with 10 oz of soda water that makes a big difference in how much water you're consuming, without needing to remember to have water breaks

>>19324533
I'm pretty sure you're going to get sick. You even admitted iodine levels. Go to the store for food not the shore

>>19324548

"Go to the store for food not the shore"

Your level of cuisine casualness offends me. Not only will I eat the seaweed, I'll eat the welks, limpets and all the wild garlic. What sort of quality can I expect in a fucking "store" if it was popular they'd find a way to add rapeseed oil or palm oil.

Nori in ASDA (Nori is Laver)
(£17.27/100g)

£170 per kg

Its literally free


Also I'm already sick.

Break's over wage, and remember no onions either

>>19324487
I’d like a burger please with no bun, no pickles, no ketchup, no onions, no cheese, no beef. Thank you.

>>19324497
>no beef
then it can't possibly be a burger.
pic related.
>inb4 "chicken burger."
not possible as a burger is only cow meat.

>>19324430
>truffles
God tier in salads, on pasta, in stews, anything that won't overpower their profile
>truffle oil
Literally perfume, nadir of food, unsuitable for human consumption.
>but what about actually truffle-infused oil
Gets a pass, but nowhere near as good as getting some real truffles in your dish.

>>19324430

You can just tell how useless this girl is by looking at the way she eats

>>19324577
What way is that? She has a slice of pizza on a plate. Pretty sure that's how everyone eats pizza

>>19324586
I'm thinking it's how the pizza (which is usually the 2nd course) is already there but the utensils are perfectly arranged and the napkin is still in place

she literally just ordered "something expensive" because the point of the meal was the instagram shot

>>19324591
>the pizza (which is usually the 2nd course)
>>19324591
what

>>19324495
>watermelon
already did that, forgot to list it.
thanks, anon.
>>19324503
we celebrate instead of mourn because we won.

>>19324458
thank you for your sacrifice

>>19324417
I grilled steaks and had a fire pit and got drunk yesterday. Today I’m just nursing the hangover and will eat leftover steak later.

>>19324503

It's a nice day to get together and grill out for most people, but some families with a military history take it seriously. There's a service going on at the ww2 monument in my town as well. respect the dead and cherish the living kinda deal. of course we aren't going to do that in the winter.

>>19324605
The holiday was started after the civil war and was a day of mourning

>>19324390
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>>19324393
Nice, I remember these threads, OP.

>>19324400
i will have one monster burger for a strong man, please

>>19324387
Are you working that extra time you'd be preparing dinner instead of having food delivered?

>>19324411
This. Summer kids are fucking retarded.

>>19324411
I could since I'm salaried and work from home without a fixed schedule.

>>19324416
project managers need to be liquidated from the workforce.

>>19324416
I didn't ask if you could, I asked if you actually are.

>>19324234
Iunno man who cares.
"Want to get into coffee" bro don't worry about the plastics, you're already gay.
But yes, it makes a fine cup of coffee.

Ceramic Hario V60, glass Chemex or glass Bodum.

>>19324234
modern aeropress platic won't cause you harm, get a glass french press instead if you're paranoid

>>19324238
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>>19324245
All duly noted, thanks. Not giving up then.

>>19324234
>want to get into coffee
https://www.heb.com/category/shop/beverages/coffee/490015/490036

This is now a cube rule thread.

>>19324437
toast is an open faced sandwich, anon.

>>19324449
Wrong. Open-faced sandwiches are just toast with toppings.

>>19324357
A mushroom is more like an animal than a plant.

>>19324437
so dumb. what about nigiri sushi?

I remember getting horny as a kid watching a woman drink 500ml of donkey semen

>>19324251
anon all I know is I make apple pies and apple crisp and it's fine with mcintosh or cortland apples, but if you can't get those you pick something else PLUS granny smith, and it comes out similar. granny smith is an apple you can't go without.

>>19324256
>>19324259
you definitely can eat them raw; very nice sliced thin with cheese, in salads, or with pænut butter.

it isn't exactly a juicy munching apple like a mcintosh though

>people think granny smith are cooking apples
wat

>>19324290
It's sorta like using cheshire as a replacement for feta; obviously not the same but sort of works in a pinch.

>>19324186
realest question, anons.
is it "ape-rih-cot", or "app-rih-cot"?

it just turns out better when I use lime instead of lemon. lime is fruity and delicious, lemon is plain and boring

>>19324198
You wanna know what else is fruity and delicious?

>>19324201
My cum after a hard night of drinking and smoking?

>>19324198
You're the fruity one anon

>police report calls hot pocket a sandwich

>>19324174
Correct. Fuck "food science" cucks and test kitchens. All of that shit only exists as a means to promote and sell useless products to idiots with too much money.

it's your bread, you can do whatever you want with it.

>>19324174
This
But if you want to use dutch oven you need to preheat it, otherwise the dough will not rise.
If you don't want to use the dutch oven just toss the dough into the oven.

>>19324174
sorry bro, Im not a liberal

>>19324172
chainbaker on youtube can tell you why.

ask her if she has seen the kingcobrajfs deep fried avocado video

>>19324109
grow your own

>>19324124
Soup tree?

>>19323982
Go to your local market.

Get some zucchini. Get some onion. Get some bell pepper. Get some carrot. Get some noodles. Get a bag of kale or spinach. Get a can of tomatoes.

You can make a vat of minestrone for $15. Prepackaged soup is fucking nasty.

>>19324267
You can do that? Just make soup? Nobody gets angry or anything?

>>19323982
>healthier
there's that word again.