/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12231882
Do people actually watch capeshit unironically?

>putting time and effort into trying to spoil a shitty movie franchise made for children and niggers
Literally who cares?

>>12231882
bait. 1, pineapple pizza isnt good imo but you do you, 2, marvel would never kill them off, how else would they keep the movies coming and the cash rolling

>>12231882
Who gives a shit.

Now pineapple on pizza: a fan, will continue to make them. It's not sweet and savoury, it's acidic and savoury with hints of sweet at worse.

>>12231882
Pineapple on pizza isn't that bad, I like to remove it so it just leaves a trace of the juice on the pie. Adds a nice sweetness. Also I've been seeing these capeshit spoilers for weeks at this point and they sounded so retarded I doubted they were true. I went and looked up the plot the other day and sure enough they are, who the fuck actually watches this garbage?

>>12231819
They don't look nearly enough like vaginas. 2/5

>>12231819
Need better feet on those yellows.

better than my first batch...

>>12231815
fun fact, before the advent of toilet paper, corn cobs were used by a lot of people

>>12231760
No. I use the superior Indian corn. No butter needed

>>12231760

>>12231760
>Be gay
>Put corncob in but
>It slides all the way in since it has no base
>It's now stuck on you, human muscular functions can't force out large solid objects
>Go to hospital so they can hook it and pull it out
Evolution never intended for things to go back in faggot

How do fellow Mexicans feel about pic related?

>>12231682
I only drink the oil

>>12231682
Y'know I'm talkin' 'bout deenz...
See ya know what I meaann...

>>12231682
What about ‘sters?

>>12231682
What exactly is that? Yogurt?

>>12231766
Mise en place?

>>12231727
In Asia where it belongs

>>12231885
If you get a hot n ready within minutes of it being cooked, it's actually an extremely decent pizza. You just can't let it cool down at all, that's when it transforms into dog food

>>12231904
anon have you tried putting pizza in a toaster oven?

>>12231789
Get a little fry no matter what because they will still give you more than you can possibly eat..as for the toppings go crazy since they are free but be prepared,because the burgers do tend to fall apart so eat it with wrapper like a burrito to keep it together

>>12231651
>five guys S tier
Wanted to stop reading there but I'll keep going
>mcdonalds and lil caesar's A tier

REALLY want to stop reading but I'll give this shitpost one more shot

>chick fil A on par with that other trash

I can't, this is too obvious

>>12231640
If you don't have homemade, Better than Bouillon reduced sodium and using more than the directions says works in a pinch. The fuck is with all of these having so much salt and msg? I can add that myself.

>>12231747
>The fuck is with all of these having so much salt and msg?
Those cost less than meat, bones, and aromatic vegetables.

>>12231663
>>12231676
Could I just add some gelatin powder then?

>>12231770
Adding gelatin powder will help, yes. But it's still not as good as making your own stock.

I'm honestly clueless as to why people seem to put forth so much effort to avoid making stock. It's easy as fuck. It's cheap. It requires very little labor, only time. And with all of that said it's easily the biggest epiphany I can think of for most cooks. There's a reason why making stock is the first thing you learn to make in culinary school, and why cookbook authors from Julia Child to fucking Morimoto stress its importance. Try making some and it will be an eye-opening experience. IMHO it's easily the single most important thing you can do to elevate your cooking from meh to fucking amazing. And between soups, stews, sauces, and cooking liquid you have a bazillion applications for it in the kitchen.

>>12231770
Stock cubes contain ndxt to no actual meat. They just won't taste as good. Gelatin will help with the texture but not the flavor. If you really cba to make stock then use better than bouillon or stock pots.

splatoon!

>>12231642
I too, enjoy rolling up on a squigga.

Eh looks bad but probably tastes good. Its hard to fuck up breakfast

>>>/lgbt/

You aren’t actually though, so why go through the trouble of making this pointless thread?

>>12231578
If you're not going to contribute maybe you should get out of my thread buddy

>>12231565

Literally eat raw chicken, surely it isn't that hard

Just sprinkle some earth in a wound and get a quick tetanus.

>>12231551
Not very often, usually only if I have to be up quite early for work of some kind, but I almost always work afternoon or night shifts so usually I make my own breakfast. When I do eat fast food for breakfast, it’s either Bojangles or Taco Bell. Taco Bell unironically has the best breakfast menu of any fast food chain.

>>12231614
>Laziness obviously
You just place a spoon of left over rice on a plate and microwave it while you use a pan to quickly fry the spam, egg and tomato for a couple minutes while the rice is heated. Throw it all in the plate and it is done with the same standards or even higher ones than the fast food plate you are paying for.

It literally takes more effort to go to the fastfood place than to actually make this piece of shit.

>>12231555
checked

>>12231616
many americans do this... pretty sad bc homemade breakfast is the best breakfast

>>12231579
No you eat breakfast to save you a night meal and NOT become fat.

>>12231549
First of all, don't try to make something for a guest you've never made before. Now, there's nothing inherently wrong with making a hotpot for a chink eventhough you're a cumskin if you were confident in your results having done it before. Choose a meal you know you can't fuck up and run with it.

>American boy wants to watch a movie at my place
>I ordered 20 McChickens
You think he likes me?

>>12231749
Yes, this dish that has been eaten in one form or another since before Ghengis fucking Khan was created for Youtube.

>>12231830
That is insufficient. You need something more filling like CHICKENJOY®

>>12231830
seriously .. however your dish will come out she will have tasted a better one
impress her with stuff she doesnt usually eat

i mean shes probs gonna be polite and be impressed of the effort BUT certainly not the dish

>>12231683
You can also use a bit of stock or paste, along with sugar (or just more wine), or umami tricks like worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, marmite etc. It doesn't really matter.

>>12231689
f i s h s a u c e

>>12231692
Yee yee, basically the same role as anchovies when cooked down.

>>12231547
>garlic powder, onion powder,
you have to go back

>>12231753
what's wrong with those?

It's so weird KFC sells fries in other countries

>>12231605
wait what do you mean
kfc doesn't sell fries in your country? where do you live?

Not bad for less than 10p OP

>>12231609
US KFC don't sell fries, because we have buttermilk biscuits that fried chicken is traditionally served with here.

>>12231454
Fucking fatass germans and their German fast food

>>12231409
IT ADDS UMAMI

>>12231409
the eternal boomer boogyman strikes again
>will millennial zoomers ever take responsibility for anything?

>>12231409
If they don't use cans, how are they going to get their rda of BPA

>>12231409
I work with about 5 boomer male security guards and every one of them packs a lunch with soup and a sandwich for dinner. I hate them. Each one is white, bald, with a white goatee. They sit and eat theyre soup and plain ham-on-whitebread sandwiches while watching Fox News. Every. Day.

Dumplings, sauerkraut, kielbasa and cream mushroom is a got tier meal though
The secret is to make your own cream mushroom. One onion, ten cloves garlic, one container each of white button and brown button mushrooms. Put all of this in a blender with enough white wine or sherry to let it blend. Heat a pan slick with oil to rippling. Add your mushroom paste and reduce by about half, color will darken and smell more intense. Add 2 cups of cream or so and reduce slightly from there. Salt to taste and add a few glugs of good vinegar (sherry, Apple cider, white wine, chinkiang)

>>12231397
bump

>>12231387
>five guys s tier
DROPPED

>>12231387
Second I saw this in my feed I knew there'd be a /ck/ thread.

Mcdonalds has the worst fries which knock it down. Arby's has the best fries which should knock it up. DQ has the chicken strip basket which are the best tendies outside of kfc on that list it should be D.

The rest is fine, or I haven't had it before.

>>12231387
Faggotry.

>subway f tier
based

/ck/ likes it because the sauce is sweet, and burgers can't help themselves when the thing is sweet

>>12231377
>not getting the malay version

>>12231381
*adds oyster sauce to his noodles*

>>12231489
I just bumped this thread because you couldn't keep your autistic dysfunction to yourself. Don't speak up in the future, nerd.

>>12231363
Because italian "cuisine" is literally derived from peasant food because everyone was fucking broke as shit and had to toss something together with scraps.

>>12231580
lol

>>12231363
spaghetti with meatballs is not italian food and never will.
t. italian

>>12231363
Because what you're eating isn't Italian, it's ""Italian"".

Real Italian cooking depends on super nice ingredients. When you don't have that and you're using industrial ag products it doesn't taste very good by comparison. Unless you're going to high-end places or you're cooking with good homegrown veggies you're getting shit from pic related, and that will make the cooking fail hard.

That's only for canned processed tuna; and it sounds better than tuna surimi.

Tuna piano

>>12231355
>you can tune a piano but you can't.....

>>12231355
>he's never had tuna plant

>>12231355
Tuna fruit