/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11072146
>you're kids
Low quality shitpost

>>11072146
oh look, it's THIS thread again

i hate it.. ironically i love all those things on their own

It's delicious and I love it

>>11072080
My first actual girlfriend after high school made shepherds pie when I came over, that was my first time trying it. The dish itself is great, but it also reminds me of the simplicity of things back then, and how things couldn't be as idyllic ever again.

10/10 would reminisce again

I love the stuff, one of my favorites for the Sunday night meal.

It does bother me though here in the US everyone calls it Shepherd's Pie even though it has ground beef, which would be Cottage Pie.

>>11072073
Brrrrapppp

>>11072053
thanks... I definitely feel that one coming

No, it wasnt an accident, and. you'll survive.
Let's move on

>>11072047
You'll be dead soon if you don't eat some raw poptarts!

>sodium overdose
RIP in pieces OP

>>11072101
This. Sodium overdose is no joke, OP. You want to turn that poisonous sodium into harmless sodium chloride (table salt), so what you need to do is drink an equal amount of chlorine (bleach) to the amount of pasta water you accidentally ingested. Don't waste any time, time isn't currently on your side.

>>11072036
blatant trolling is illegal

>>11072105
>Martini
>Vodka

Well baited, I'm actually fucking livid.

>>11072085
what kind of flavor does cooking wine add to a recipe? I have seen recipes that call for it, but have never really used it before.

>>11072022
I don't see butter on that list, for sauces I would say fish sauce for more advanced recipes but probably not for the basics.

>>11072123
a lot of fish recipe are much better with a splash of white wine along.
also a lot of japanese simmered food require cooking sake

>>11072115
When i dont have gin i just put some herbs right in my vodka

>>11072003
eat a bullet instead

The plastic handle vodka is the only thing on that chart that I can actually drink fast enough to get drunk and keep down. Popov a shit though; there are better bottom shelf vodkas.

>>11072067
>>11072005
>I feel like no matter what you drink you're gonna be broke m8.
why do you think that? alcohol is pretty cheap

2 5L boxes of franzia a week $9.97 each = 19,94 a week = 79.76 a month

even if i added beer, 1 beer + 1l wine = shitfaced so 30 pack bud light 1 a day $23 a month, total to get shitfaced everyday of the month is $102.76

don't see why i'd be broke
>Switch to weed if you just don't wanna be sober.
i can't do THC, i inherited the AKT1 gene meaning i get drug-induced psychosis, i also have various mental illnesses which add to the flare, fucks me up for months

i can only do xanax or alcohol, but barbiturates impair my motor functions and dumb me down over time much faster than alcohol
>>11072016
interesting

well, i'm 6ft2 200lbs and i need 300ml of 40% ABV alcohol to get me shitfaced, so i'd need 3 which would total up to $80 a week, not good, very expensive
>>11072017
hahahaha
>>11072039
lmao you're thinking about the taste? i can down north east african gasoline shit no problem, anything western is like water

how much does steel reserve cost, how many liters is it and what percentage of ABV is it?
>>11072067
lol, nobody even knows me and i never leave the house so i don't have to hide anything from anyone because there is no-one

how much is a 5L of carlo where you are?

>>11072076
>how much does steel reserve cost
24oz for 1.94 where i live or 40oz for about $3 and some change

>>11072103
But how do you actually choke it down?

>>11071991
A 15 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice is 5.99, which works out to about 56 cents per ounce of alcohol. I'm sure everything in that infographic is pricier now

>>11071985
like $3 on $12 of beers (3 of them)
feels like I got ripped off since I actually had to go up to the bar each time, I basically paid someone to hold a lever for a total of 1 minute
I hate tipping, though I feel bad if I undertip, and feel terrible if I don't tip at all

I tipped $5 on a sub-$10 Waffle House order. I was drunk, the waitress was nice and the food was good. I don't generally tip under $5 for food service. At a bar, I follow the $1 per drink standard, and delivery depends, though I don't usually do delivery.

>>11071985
I had an 8 dollar bill and gave her a 3 or 4 dollar tip I think.

>>11072024
You don't tip for beers only mixed drinks.

I tipped a quarter on almost ten dollars of coffee. I felt bad but the change she gave me was two fives and a quarter and I wasn't about to give her a $5 tip.

>>11071978
Nutmeg and ginger. thats the hole in the recipe

>>11071966
>How should I prepare them
Shove them up your ass. Don't take them out for at least a day. Slow cooking them will break down the muscle fibers of the chicken giving you a more tender tender. Plus you get to act on your faggy tendencies, faggot.

>>11071966
This thread fucking sucks

>>11071959
what the fuck did you do?

fill a bowl with water, hold the rice paper at the top, dip it into the bowl for 10 deconds then rotate the paper such that you dip a dry portion into the water for 10 econds. repeat until just pliable. dont drown it

>>11071959
>how did this fuck up?
>implying the object is at fault and not the operator.

>>11071959
Try not to loose the circle shape. Preserve that shape while it's in the water, and preserve the shape after you take it out of the water and put it on the counter.

>>11072118
>>11072133
Do you deep fry this after forming or what? I've got a package of them but never actually bothered making spring rolls.

>>11072147
you can deep fry it if you want to. i usually steam it or just eat as is

>>11071920
I think its a fun and silly series so far.

>>11071920
>soyglasses

>>11072078
He's vegan so yes, he probably eats a lot of soy
Based Fantano is making a living off his hobby and pumping his seed into his black wife every day, what are you doing?

>>11072093
Having many White, straight, Christian children and doing my best to repair our failing society.

What if your kids aren't straight?

>>11071907
If you've already had issues with your pancreas then don't otherwise if you're young and healthy there's nothing wrong with going keto.

>>11071907
It reeks british breakfast with a twist

>>11071907
Mate, sorry to say but some green shit fell on your plate. Right where I reckon you were going to pile beans, tomatoes and mushrooms.

Don't worry, wipe that nasty shit off like snot and grab some bread, the rest can go on a butty.

>>11071907
Why did you pooped on the pl8 m8

>>11072014
That's look like shit and test event better. I just like a blood of hog with grain inside, you should try it. Basically that keto diet isn't for me, feel too languid afterwards.

Chicken and fries from Popeyes according to Pusha.

>>11071833
VB/Norfolk has some high quality seafood spots. Oysters and crab being the main staples. Most places have locally caught fish specials too. One Fish Two Fish and Chick's Oyster Bar being good. Dumar's is good for a classic drive-in experience. Route 58 is a great NY style deli. Brass Bell has the best unheard of divey breakfast in VB.

Central VA, aka Richmond, is a hipster city but has some good places like Can Can Brasserie, Galaxy Diner (get the nuclear waste dog), or Lee's Famous Fried Chicken. Dutch & Co won a bunch of awards but I haven't tried it yet. Bookbinders is great if you want a classic steak and seafood house. Perly's is goat for a classic jewish diner/deli experience.

Can't speak as much for DC unfortunately.

>>11071972
>>11072019
Not OP, yes thats a bit antisocial, but that shouldnt "RUIN" your time snowflake.
What if the fucker just wants to come with but not eat? Antisocial would be not going.

I went to dinner with my brother a few weeks back. One of his former roommates came with, and she only had a drink, no meal.
Nothing wrong with that. I was introduced to someone I don't know, that's fairly social.

>>11072033
Getting a drink or an appetizer is fine. Not getting anything and sitting there like a loser is not.

Think of it this way. Why continue to invite people places when they won't participate?

>>11072056
I said as much earlier. Just making the point that there is some gray area there.
All the people crying that someone else not eating ruins their meal need to calm the fuck down.

>>11071900

you want to tell me that the entire menu doesnt have a single item that you want to eat?

i find it hard to believe, but if it really is that bad, ask your friends if they want to go to a different place instead. if they are hell-bent on going to that place that you hate, then just don't go with them.

>>11071877
Those headphones aren't Beats, though. Blacks only buy Beats. Thus, OP is not black.
Q.E.D.

>>11071854
>>11071877
>>11071891
I'm not OP. Why are you so dumb?

>>11071788
put it in a bowl along with a number of other eggs. serve it to your guest in the morning. insist they finish the bowl before they leave.

>>11071837
done

Sing it a lullaby!

>>11071757
You’d be better off with the egg bacon cheese biscuit lad.

Where is the egg?

shitty thread

Where is the Chicken?

Where is the Big Mac?