/ck/ - Food & Cooking

indonesian rice cakes. shown, one variety. also made with sticky white rice. hey, its something new.

do you have mealkits there? i met my boyfriend from our jobs cooking together and it's still nice to cook stuff together but skip all the prep cause that's what causes the most stress at our job since we have to do prep and cook at the same time. where we live grocery stores sell them so you don't have to get a subscription for them. it's nice to cook something together that's something new but without the annoyance of doing a bunch of prep. just do something with him that's involved and fun. one nice recipe was cheesy jalapeno biscuits in the morning. we went to the store for some ingredients and then the rest was just easy dough and baking. then in the baking/cooling time you can fuck or something. i will say we extended the cooling period too long and the biscuits were cold by then. it didn't matter at that point. just do something you can do together.

>>12508434
No such thing here, he works from home so we have time to cook together, I have to make everything from scratch though. That meal kit sounds nice. Too bad I've never seen anything like it here :(

>>12508392
What about a really nice pasta dish with some garlic bread? Maybe bolognese sauce? Or a chicken Alfredo? Almost everyone loves those and the ingredients are really simple. A pot roast with gravy, mashed potatoes and rolls comes to mind. Maybe baked fish with hollandaise on it? As far as deserts, cobblers are very simple and always a hit

>>12508439
https://www.homesicktexan.com/2015/09/jalapeno-cheddar-biscuits.html

this is the biscuit recipe we used, it was from scratch and it was good. it was also fun and interactive. one person reads the recipe, one person is chopping, then you have the portioning and someone has to set the alarm for baking time

>>12508439
also i gotta ask, where do you live?

>>12508414
Like virtually all Gov't jobs they're just scam positions filled as personal favors.

>>12508414
google "health inspector jobs" and pursue it

>>12508384
I made friends with the new health inspector, day one. He was FOB from somewhere in Africa, and I taught him how to torrent movies (we had our laptops raping the hotel wi-fi). After that, everywhere I worked was always "spotless."

>yfw he asks you the last time the cooking grease was changed

SOMEONE CLEAN THE FUCKING CAN OPENER

>>12508380
A spec in the dust. No one cares about him.

>Grew up in America
>mom was born and raised in Malaysia
>ate this shit almost daily


Fuck off, enjoy your plain ass white rice

>>12508363
We do. We seriously do. I wish we could stop, but...
>be making dinner for family
>chicken fried steak, baked in gravy, served over rice.
Anon...
>no no no
Did you...
>no, please, no
Did you butter the rice?
>no, please, we don't need to do that. There's lipids from the fat in the meat, there's lipids from the oil I fried it in, there's lipids from the gravy. We don't need to add any fat to the rice, at all. We're good.
Anon...
>please, no, it doesn't have to be like this. There's a better way.
Butter...
>I am literally begging you, don't make me do this. Every fat soluble flavonoid is well and truly unlocked.
BUTTER THE RICE!
>*sobs in having to cook bad food*

>>12508363
Americans don't do this, Chinese and Japanese do.

>>12508381
Rub American schools in butter.
Adam 2020

>>12508314
I tell male waiters to fuck off and bring me a waitress with big tits or I'm taking my business elsewhere

>>12508327
Holy based

>pizza delivery
$3, 4-5 if it's raining or thunderstorming. one time i tipped some old fat boomer dominos driver a nug of DUDE because he was like hey nice smell in there when i opened my front door and i asked if he'd rather have that or cash
>app delivery like uber eats or doordash
$2-3 if the food is still hot and my order is complete
nothing if they take forever or don't speak english on the phone and get lost trying to find my apartment or if something from my order was missing
>waiters/waitresses
15% for standard service, 20% for good service like refilling my water without asking
pocket change if it's shit
>fancy restaurants like Mr. Chows
30%+

>>12508320
I only tip the delivery driver if he’s white

>>12508327
Your low testosterone level is very apparent.

>>12508291
I bet you like Llight of the Conchords too.

>>12508350
This
>Spicy enough but not overwhelmingly burning
>Actually tastes good instead of just shit concealed by the taste bud numbing heat
>Comes in well sized plastic bottles
>Nozzle let's perfect amount of sauce through

Anyone who doesn't like cock sauce is gay

>>12508418
It’s good in certain applications but it’s really sweet.

I'm just going to say it.

They are ALL GOOD AND I enjoy all of them.

>>12508446
Faggot

>>12508286
Yep

>>12508286
More like gino

>>12508286
how can you not know? the give out free samples at all times

>>12508286
NuChinese food

>>12508268
I wonder how many children are going to miss that reference.

>>12508277

I know. still can't believe Joe is gone. so thankful I got to see them live once.

>>12508268
>/co/cks
Wrong board. Go here:
>>>/co/

>>12508388
>see them live
Nice. I don't have any answers to your question, but I'll bump the thread.

>>12508263
don’t lump us in with those mental quebecois frogs

>>12508263
I don't know about that flavour, but the color of it is very appealing.

>>12508267
i bet you drink ceasars you maple sucker

>>12508261
Originally it was promote people traveling (in a car) to the good restaurants in France

>>12508261
Because jews

>>12508227
stop biting your nails

I've only ever tried making powdered cum once. Wasn't worth the extra effort.

>>12508227
OP fucks.

>>12508227
Hell yes. Except I
>Open bag
>Remove seasoning packet
>Crush ramen block into bite-sized pieces
>Pour in seasoning
>Shake
I've heard people refer to it as "ghetto chips," which is pretty much spot on. I love making it with pork-flavored ramen most, but Oriental is good too.

>>12508227
I too bite and pick at the skin around my nails

Based

Women Owe Me Sex

>>12508191
Where the fuck do you order food before getting drinks?

>>12508424
Any busy/cheap place will do that to try to rush people out faster.

>all these drinklets
Anyone who doesn't order water with anything else they drink is a fucking faggot.

>>12508276
>picks up food from kitchen
>places food down on table
>entitled to bonus wages with every task
Just put a jug of water up on a counter somewhere so I can help myself. Your job is pointless.

>>12508200
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>>12508244
too easy

>>12508151
raw potato slices are gonna be cooked all the way thru?

>>12508151
Those hands have never been washed

>>12508162
the potatos are boiled before they are sliced

>>12508311
Schizophrenie dubs

>>12508165
In america you would also get shot by tyron

>>12508402
No, Jamal and Deshawn get shot by Tyrone, as God intended. We have a minuscule chance of being shot by Dylan, if he goes on a rampage.

>>12508144
Naughty anglo cuisine? I don't think anyone says this. I think it's just a you thing

holy shit niggers are the most retarded people on earth

>>12508145
Both? Hands, if you can stand the heat, otherwise, perhaps some sort of utensil? A book? A shoe or boot ought to work well.
Just keep in mind not to over mash them, or your mashed potatoes become gluey and overly starchy.

I’m gathering ingredients and will post results

>>12508177
Thanks I have the M part of an encyclopedia so that should work. actually I like them gluey so would 5-10 minutes mashing be good?

>>12508186
Interesting. Please do post results.

>>12508187
>5-10 minutes mashing be good
"Good" is objective in this case, but yes, they'll certainly be... pasty.

Out...

>>12508075
>try me
How you stupid fucking hick hot sauce bottle? HOW THE FUCK CAN I TRY A SEALED BOTTLE OF SAUCE?

You're probably better off going to Asheville for decent eats. Knoxville is probably mostly college grub, and I never stop when going past the Tricities.

>>12508081
>How you stupid fucking hick hot sauce bottle
Calm down, your raging autism is flaring up. It's just a brand. They also make Tiger Sauce.

>>12508099
I love Tiger Sauce

>>12508040
>Actually pronounce the name like you would think
>People look at me like I'm retarded
>"You mean Murrrville?"
>mfw

>>12507933
Do you mind if I save that comical photograph?