/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18672330
well if it's za or tendies then of course

>frogposter
>stupid
why do they do this

>>18672280
Prove it.

>>18672284
Bend over

>>18672278
Not really, more this cool guy in school you had a crush on.
>>18672277
>>18672279
>>18672280
Why are you kids so obsessed with orifices?

>>18672294
The only cool guy I had a crush on in high school was ye mum. What I would have done to dive head first into those sweet sweet cheeks.

>>18672273
I've heard that its bad luck to cross your chopsticks that way, correct your evil ways while you still can

gum isn't food

>>18672282
I eat it though.

>18672303
didn't ask

That's great and all but who asked?

>>18672195
This is retarded. Your fingers will get all greasy using the hot dog as a holding stick. It will be way too hot to hold also.

>>18672195
my degenerate hotdog recipe
>wrap two nathans dogs in paper towel and microwave for two minutes
>two lsices wonder bread
>mayo and cholula on each
>put dog onto bread
>eat and hope nobody ever knows this about you irl

i mean if you make it at home maybe, but buying goyslop is never "the best food"

>>18672312
I occasionally do something similar except I toast the bread and pan fry the dogs after cutting them in half.

>>18672319
it started out as a quick and cheap way to force myself to eat dinner after work when i used to work at a restaurant and got off at like 10-12 but the habit is lasting too long now bro..

>>18672142
>three weeks later

>>18672142
when

>>18672142
do they stop or charge you more after a certain point? i cover my pasta with cheese to the point that you can't see the pasta underneath when i'm at home, but i'm too embarrassed to try that shit in public

>>18672164
depends on the restaurant, most places that even bother doing this are cheapo restaurants doshing out piss-cheap cheese so it won't matter, worst you'll cop is a $10 service charge at a somewhat nice place (if you can find one that does this shit)

>>18672142
why does the cheese look so disgusting? what is it?
grana padano it is not

>>18672127
brazilian food is greasy, unseasoned and bland
t. brazilian

>>18672127
Those cheese balls are awful. The steakhouses that come around with varying cuts of meat are good though

>>18672127
>jugo do carne
my mom used to throw that shit out because it was just boiled blood but after taking her to fogon do brazil she keeps it and serves it to us.

As someone who supposedly grew up "rich" (I didn't, but I guess to bottom-of-the-barrel poors, middle class looks like extreme wealth), my mother or nanny/housekeeper cooked what I would consider regular, everyday food. Roasts (lamb, pork, chicken, pharaoh, goat/ibex etc but rarely beef since none of us really like roast beef much), soups/stews (beef stew with red wine and laurels, beef stew with tomatoes, potatoes and peas, bouillabaisse/frutti di mare, chicken soup with lovage and marjoram, curries etc), pasta dishes, risotto (my favourites are summer truffle, saffron, tomato and others, including plain ol' peas), vegetable dishes (ratatouille, various parmigiane such as courgette or aubergine, asparagus souffle, capcay sayuran etc) and so on. Just a normal varied diet.
Now, I went to school with some legit rich kids. Y'know... with billionaire parents and shit. Many literally ate fucking tendies and pizza rolls all day. Only a few with those white guilt mothers ate what I would call actual food, but it was mostly in the most unappetising manners.

>>18672204
Y'know what. Yes. You're absolutely right. The rich kids I knew mostly ate garbage. Only the Coptic kids, who were mostly in the same middle class demo I was in, ate what I would say were decent diets. And even those kids went to Taco Bell all the damn time (only fast food place with cheap, guaranteed vegan options since Copts aren't allowed meat or dairy most days).

>>18672163
>poorfag
>growing own vegetables
yeah lemme go buy a house with land that has adequate soil real quick

>>18672076
Góyslòp

>>18672315
Wait... Is owning a home seen as "rich" to you people? I own mine. Outright. No mortgage. Am I rich? I only have $36k in savings, so I'd say no.

>>18672000
>33
too old, way too old

>>18672067
this
>>18672073
faggot

>>18672087
>faggot
women age like milk, why you you want one that old? I don't date or fuck any girl over 21

Yes actually it works better than expected, it's not the greatest binder but it gets the job done with most things

>>18672000
Probably a new meme from that podcast they all listen to. The gatekeep girl boss one

>>18671994
It looks like a spaceship from a sci-fi universe where there's a race of aliens who engineer all their stuff to look biological in design

>>18671994
why does this look so funny

>>18671999
>oatmeal horchata
>oatmeal
then it's not horchata retard, horchata is made with rice

>>18671994
ok but why do you ate it? it's just some pork and cheese, simple as

>>18672035
Poops have been chocolatey and my ass burns for a while after I wipe.

>>18672045
Paid, everything came out to $15

>>18672068
Dumb fuck, rice horchata is one of the different types of horchatas.

>>18672077
Idk, I just wanted to try something different. However, the combination does not mesh well together.

>>18671925
Working in the food business is soul crushing. It hasn't happened to you, but it will pretty soon.
I'd recommend keeping it up and aiming for something else in your free time, hopefully college or another trade if you want to start working quickly. Bring something to read if your work hours are 'boring'.

>>18671920
Aside from any other issues isn’t it a bit unhygienic?

>>18671920
is it safe to assume that any man that paints their nails is gay?

Your first problem is watching an eceleb.

>>18672109
Whatever, he is actually a good chef and makes recipes that work at home.

>>18672109
he's an expert on food & cooking my nigga

>>18671861
only fags don't eat meat, real men eat meat

>>18672223
I eat meat. I ate meat yesterday, pork with oyster mushrooms. Today is a no meat day. Red beans with pasta.

>>18671861
I like vegetables in general with few exceptions. Fresh (or frozen) peas, I guess? Full of country goodness and green peaness.

>>18672214
How does couscous, a pasta (ie based on grain) fit into that list of beans/legumes?

>portobello mushrooms
Love them bitches. All mushrooms, really.

>>18672281
>Today is a no meat day.
every day is meat day

>>18671867
salty milk and coins

>>18671847
Those are crustaceans

>>18671847
hello, reddit!

>>18671847
>>18671922
Is this really a reddit meme? I've seen it here a lot. It's really dumb either way. Crustaceans have juicy, high quality meat. Bugs are usually dry, with little to no meat at all and taste like dirt. There's really no comparison besides how they look.

>>18671847
>>18671945
Obvious difference in quality aside, its not even wrong to eat bugs if you want
The problem is people who think you should lose your choice to eat meat because they think you can get the same protein from bugs
Also, the fact that bugs will obviously be upcharged as a "super food" to make you feel like its a luxury to malnourish yourself

>>18671945
>Is this really a reddit meme?
I havent been on reddit in over a year, but im pretty sure this is a spam bot
This exact thread is on /pol/ several times a week

>>18672247
what heat reflector shield? do you mean this version that is twice as big?

>>18672258
no, i mean this component

>>18672264
I thought that's where the water goes and it's underneath the heat element. would a pan on top of the heat element affect that in a meaningful manner?

>>18672299
when using the grill, the 500 C is achieved through radiate heat from the element and through convection via the reflector shield
placing an insulator on top of the grill like a pan is going to reduce the effectiveness of the convection heat transfer

>>18672065
>they're all non stick
You what mate? I had a Stainless Steel one growing up. Thing got as hot as something that's really hot.

>>18671722
Go buy flour you sad sack of shit. You're really brining the mood down on this board. Take your depressed ass somewhere else.

>>18671736
Your mother's keeping me too busy with her gaping pussy flaps to let me go to the store faggot, answer my question or stay in your room.

>>18671741
My mother transition to a man 10 years ago so enjoy that sewn on sausage in your asshole. Faggot

>>18671736
it's too early, stores are closed
you're the one bringing the mood down by getting mad over nothing

>>18671747
Lol your mom's a tranny

>>18671949
huh, just Google it and apparently, its an euro thing, I thought anwricans have it too. Anyway, its dogshit, its literally just ham and cheese, its incredibly boring and dry, tastes like nothing

>>18671720
mmmm simple goyslop

how much does this cost?

>>18671720
Best Mcdonald's item desu, the only one that doesn't feel or taste like complete goyslop

McCum

>>18671684
>succulent Zinger fillets
>n' cheese
>Supercharged Sauce
>Yeah. We know just how you like it.
what kind of faggot wrote this?

I receive ten McDonald's points every time I post the McChicken meme.

No. There are no restaurants, fast food places, or companies shilling their products here. It's either memes or people legitimately talking about things they like (or dislike because they saw it on reddit or whatever). The only actual shills here are e-celebs.

>>18671682
that meme works on me and i go to the arches thricely per week, minimum my good man.

>>18671738
You should get some kind of profit sharing set up with him.

>>18671688
for me it's wallmart, the best fast food place. Every time I go in the man at the entrance happily greets me and tries to give me a hug.