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14953763 No.14953763 [Reply] [Original]

Is there a list of basice "archetypal" recipes somewhere?

I'm really bad at coming up with ideas to cook. I'm talking basic like "breakfast: fries eggs and ham, pancakes, waffles" etc. I don't want a list of 17 different kinds of pancakes or something. Just a list of the most basic form of any given recipe so I can quickly look through it and pick something that sounds good.

The internet has basically made this impossible to find, because every search query for recipes comes up with "17 natural began grain bowls that you're DYING to try" or "35 varieties of smoothie that definitely are NOT just different combinations of fruits I swear."

>> No.14953769

Perhaps engage your solitary braincell instead of using Google as a substitute for imagination

>> No.14953780

go buy a cookbook at salvation army

>> No.14953782

I have been trying for years but I can only come up with a few recipes before my mind goes blank. Yes, I know I'm retarded.

>> No.14953784

That's what old fashioned cookbooks are for my dude, just find one from the 90s with not too many bells and whistles and you'll be golden

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14953762 No.14953762 [Reply] [Original]

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14953756 No.14953756 [Reply] [Original]

What is your opinion on their pizza?

>> No.14953760

Which kind frozen or from their fair food station?

>> No.14953768

Pizza only self made. If you think otherwise you are a big fat cuck.

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14953747 No.14953747 [Reply] [Original]

How did he season his food?

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14953714 No.14953714 [Reply] [Original]

So if you did not allow children in restraunt would that be legal?
I hate it when they carry on+run amuck while I'm trying eat.

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>> No.14953755

It is at cracker barrel but they just have old people as their primary demographic. I will say that the worst state I've ever been to, Virginia, is the world capital for cracker barrel though. They're like Starbucks there.

>> No.14953757

In a free society you can do whatever you want, but it's likely if you opened a restaurant and set 16+ age restrictions people would complain and you'd lose more business than you'd gain.

>> No.14953765

Whoa whoa whoa 14+ rich people still need dates anon

>> No.14953771

It's already legal, although I personally find it difficult to find a restaurant with the balls to ban kids under the age of 5-10. There's already been a few restaurants that became "controversial" in mommy group talks because those restaurants ended up banning children after too many issues/complaints.
TLDR, fuck your crying kids, I shouldn't be subjected to your child's tantrums when I'm out trying to have a quiet meal.

>> No.14953777

Believe it or not restaurants with a children ban end up with more reservations/more patrons because of such a rule or the controversy behind it.

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14953693 No.14953693 [Reply] [Original]

>Plant based Burgers
>Plant based Steak
>Plant based chicken
>Plant based milk

Join the future /ck/

>> No.14953720

Or I could have burgers, steak, chicken, and milk.

>> No.14953722

Anon that's not plant based "milk".....

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>> No.14953770

If you're not lactose intolerant, just drink actual fucking milk. I don't understand this "plant based" garbage.

>> No.14953801

>cow-based milk

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14953687 No.14953687 [Reply] [Original]

There’s quite nothing like waking up on a cold and rainy Saturday morning and making yourself a big, thick slice of toasted Panettone™ that warms you as you eat it with a cappuccino.

The smell is incredible, the kitchen gets filled by a subtle smell of orange zest that is released in your mouth by the browned bits of Panettone™ where the Maillard reaction happened.

And you? How do you eat your panettone anon?

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Look at this, isn’t it beautiful?

You can pour some Grand Marnier or any other orange liquor on it to boost the orange note that is naturally part of this elegant yet hearty sweet.

>> No.14953715

hai rotto il cazzo con il tuo SPAM testa di cazzo
restatene QUA

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>> No.14953726

Sorry I only speak English but thank you for the kind words, I appreciated.


Oh no anon, this is not a canned processed meat product, it’s a baked sweet!

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14953677 No.14953677 [Reply] [Original]

What you kitchen nickname? My name is Raptor.

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>> No.14953749

We'll call you Musky

>> No.14953759

burnie handers after a good old fryer accident

>> No.14953772

Mine was "Hey, you"

>> No.14953806

mine was legs. i wore dolphin shorts and a sweatband to work every day. it's back of house, nobody's gonna see. gotta hustle and beat that heat somehow right? at least i'm not sweating on the food any more.

>> No.14953809

and before you ask yes i am a man

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14953667 No.14953667 [Reply] [Original]

Post your lunch.
I made the unpopular steak tartare.

>> No.14953773

More like arranged on a plate.

>> No.14953786

Autism should be a capital crime.

>> No.14953794

Imagine thinking that is good plating lmfao

>> No.14953803

I wasn't trying to make a fancy plate, dumbass. I just dumped the stuff on there and it came out that way.

>> No.14953810

it shows

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14953617 No.14953617 [Reply] [Original]

Trying to decide if I should buy an entire Costco pumpkin pie for myself.

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>> No.14953632

why not, you can eat it over a week

>> No.14953654

Can I? It's 4000 calories worth of pie. But it's the best value out of any store bought. And I really like pumpkin pie.

>> No.14953659

So you really like pumkin pie, huh?

>> No.14953663

Well, yeah. Who doesn't?

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W-what are you insinuating anon?

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14953598 No.14953598 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone have any eating disorders? If you do, how do you cope with it?

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>> No.14953657

you're only supposed to eat when you're hungry
the reason people are fat fucks now is because they eat constantly

>> No.14953658

I have really terrible control when it comes to food because it's the only thing that actually feels good in my life. I was a fat fuck for years and lost 80 lbs like 3-4 years ago but I still have like 20 to lose and i just can't do it. When I was living alone I'd go to the store almost every day so I wouldn't have any extra food in the house cause I'd always eat that late at night. Now I'll bike 4-5 times per week but when I get home at midnight after I can't stop myself from eating some toast or some sweet if it's in the fridge.

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there is no excuse

>> No.14953672

I struggle to actually eat. Barely holding on to a triple digit weight. I take multi vitamins, eat high calorie trash, and drink boost nutritional drinks (530 calories each) since I can't drink as much milk as I used too.

>> No.14953675

I don't like eating, but I like cooking. Yet I drink way too many sugary caffeinated beverages so I still have some fat on my bones.

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14953597 No.14953597 [Reply] [Original]

do you like some sauce?

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>> No.14953718

what kind of sauce is that

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>> No.14953728

Ah, that's in no way an universal truth as I don't think I'm really that representative of well anything but it is what I truly believe

>> No.14953740

Of course I want some. I love sauce

>> No.14953748

love you too

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14953529 No.14953529 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's 6 AM, should I go to Taco Bell and get a breakfast crunchwrap or should I go to bed?

No this isn't an advertisement I'm just trying to decide whether or not I want to waste my neetbux on fast food and indigestion when it's way past a reasonable time to go to bed. Thanks anons

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>> No.14953568 [DELETED] 

I was a bartender at a legit place made $50/hour but I got fired for butting heads with management so now I'm food stamps and low-ass unemployment

>> No.14953576

I want sushi now

>> No.14953578

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. Here, I'll put it into NEET speak for him

Anon, have your mommy make some breakfast burritos for you to cook in the microwave, that is if you have enough good boy points to cook by yourself

>> No.14953583

I was in the industry for 15 years. Still cook a lot. But I also have a soft spot for Taco Bell, what can I say? And my disability makes it hard to really cook more than once a day now.

>> No.14953653

Shoo, roasties, shoo.

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14953527 No.14953527 [Reply] [Original]

What's the better thing to eat today on saturday afternoon. Chinese food. Or little caesar's pizza.

>> No.14953540

Make your own food

>> No.14953547

>Make your own food
And post pics

>> No.14953553

and do it while drinking heavily

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you mean a post of what i look like? here is me last week

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14953526 No.14953526 [Reply] [Original]

I recently bought a tube of Lays, Classic flavor.
However for some reason it's extremely bland. Is there anything that can be easily found/made for me to put on top of these chips?

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>> No.14953649

old bay

>> No.14953800

Garlic salt. Chicken salt. MSG. Chili powder. Ramen seasoning pack.

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14953518 No.14953518 [Reply] [Original]

I hate vanilla extract!

>> No.14953525

you're not supposed to sip it neat

>> No.14953532 [DELETED] 

>he doesn't buy Nielson-Massey

>> No.14953543

Just buy real bourbon vanilla. 2€ a pod isn't that expanise and you can use the empty pod to make actual vanilla sugar by sticking them into a sugar box for a couple weeks.

>> No.14953721

OP here, I also don't like vagina. it's icky gross.

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14953491 No.14953491 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

agree or disagree?

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14953487 No.14953487 [Reply] [Original]


I genuinely fear this man may have a fucking problem

>> No.14953488

ya that shows trash

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14953450 No.14953450 [Reply] [Original]

What am I in for ?

I have absolutely no idea what it tastes like

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>> No.14953548

cut a hole in your door so the kitters can poop outside like I intended

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imagine the smell

>> No.14953635

>imagine the smell
OP doesn't have to
and I don't want to

>> No.14953645

I mix it with strawberry jam to make sweet hot sauce

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14953440 No.14953440 [Reply] [Original]

Question to Hungarian bros. I am making Hungarian bean soup right now. Do potatoes belong in it or not?

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funny, I'm making hungarian gulash soup

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My boy

>> No.14953746

the virgin steel rods vs the chad twisted wrought iron

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