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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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11625430 No.11625430 [Reply] [Original]

My wife's son surprised me with one of these as an early Christmas gift! Do any of you have one? Does it really work?

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11625429 No.11625429 [Reply] [Original]

gonna hit up the store tomorrow for some cheap red wine and some frozen ZA. gimme your best frozen Za cu/ck/s. i usually get red baron singles. singles cuz i got a gf LOL

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11625368 No.11625368 [Reply] [Original]

if you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? like in terms of enjoyment not nutritional value.

for me it would be lobster tail baked with some garlic butter on it

>> No.11625390

enjoyment is based on nutritional value. you like lobster with butter because selenium and cholesterol become sperm.

>> No.11625393

I only eat other foods because I feel guilty more than anything

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>> No.11625402

My first thought was a pizza, a more authentic style margherita pizza. With a crisp crust, bright sauce, some good mozzarella. You would want something with variety in texture and flavor I believe. No matter how much you like lobster, that would get boring quick I think. A pizza like this isn't too heavy nor too light, which I think is something to definitely consider.

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11625361 No.11625361 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/, why is she so perfect?

>> No.11625370

I love the way she touches the food

>> No.11625392

huh? heh

>> No.11625415

I want to cum on her graying hair

>> No.11625416
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Is she pure?

>> No.11625431

she is exceptionally ordinary.

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11625358 No.11625358 [Reply] [Original]

Yo /ck/, bout to pick one of these bad boys up, I hear air fried turkey is hell on wheels. Do these things actually work?

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11625344 No.11625344 [Reply] [Original]

Would this be a good gift for my wife's son? He pretty much just eats fast food and fried food?

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>my wife's son

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11625343 No.11625343 [Reply] [Original]

Pizza general

>favorite toppings
>worst toppings
>ancient pizza techniques

You don't need a brick oven to make proper pizza, a regular oven with a broiler setting will do just fine

>> No.11625366

what a gay pizza

>> No.11625371

Best way to find cheese pizza for a reasonable price?

>> No.11625383

Coupons. If your local grocery store has an app, download it and check the weekly deals and ecoupons they have. There are also tons of websites that gather a bunch of online coupons for various stores online, and many of them have coupons for popular chains that allow you to order online.

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11625342 No.11625342 [Reply] [Original]

Do your fucking job and fix this. That is all.

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>> No.11625421

So worse than /ck where more or less every other post is some shill post?

>> No.11625424

>a board about food
>omg people mentioned brand named food! shill!
go back to /tv/ retard

>> No.11625425

Is this what shilling looks like?

>> No.11625426
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>He does it for free

>> No.11625428

And what the fuck do you think I meant exactly

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11625337 No.11625337 [Reply] [Original]

>heats up yesterday's dinner
>heats up your leftover pizza
>cooks frozen stuff for you
>turns cheese into an actual tasty food
>doesn't require a shitton of foreplay like a proper oven
Say something nice to it

>> No.11625414

Useless for pretty much anything except reheating cold food since it'll turn anything you actually want to "cook" with it into a rubbery disgusting mess

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11625328 No.11625328 [Reply] [Original]

My husband just got one of these, I'm going to make a batch of fries to test it out. What else can I use it for

>> No.11625336

Stop being a homosexual

>> No.11625360

Try a whole Turkey, heh

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11625327 No.11625327 [Reply] [Original]

What went wrong with these pies?

>> No.11625334

I've never seen pumpkin pies get fucked up, looks liek they overfilled them or something idk, they also look all lopsided like their oven is sitting on an angle.

>> No.11625339

Those don't look great but I'm sure they taste decent

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11625307 No.11625307 [Reply] [Original]

I haven't had normal bread bought from a grocery store sine I was like 20 (13 years ago). What in the fuck do they do to it to make it taste so fucking disgusting.

I just had a piece and the taste was disgusting literally to the point it is making me queezy.
Pic related

>> No.11625312

Let me cum in your ass.

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33 years old and can't spell queasy.

>> No.11625318

Only if your pozzed. I'm a bug chaser

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I support this brand.

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11625280 No.11625280 [Reply] [Original]

What's some good food kino? Not necessarily revolving around it but featuring it heavily.

>> No.11625290

Chef, Ratatouille, Bob's burgers

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11625260 No.11625260 [Reply] [Original]

Y'all motherfuckers think this is a good sandwich?

>> No.11625263

Nothing beats a good turkey sandwich heh

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11625242 No.11625242 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck can I make for Christmas dinner (for 6 people) that's cheap but seems fancy? Relatives invited themselves, I said ok, and now realize I can't afford prime rib, filet mignon, lobster tails or any of that shit I was planning. What's left? Coq au vin? I'm a good cook and have access to a gas grill (in addition to the reg kitchen) if anyone has suggestion. Boo-hoo :'(

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>> No.11625284

How about a whole turkey, heh

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What if I smoked some cheap cut on the grill? Is bbq. too lame on xmas? Or a pork loin done in the oven maybe?

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Heh, heh. Maybe. Turkey = so bland tho.

>> No.11625396

Start with a seafood bisque (shrimp and maybe salmon instead of lobster and crab)

Have a main of Chicken Fricassee

Desert you can figure out


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11625223 No.11625223 [Reply] [Original]

It's Sunday night. What's for dinner ck?

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>> No.11625250

I ate some oatmeal

>> No.11625255

Pickles and white rice. What else would I eat? I'll take deenz and saltines for my prebedtime snack

>> No.11625389

just had a can of stew

you should get some soy sauce or some salsa for future rice meals

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11625207 No.11625207 [Reply] [Original]

>McDonald's sixteen days in a row

>> No.11625213

Based if true

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big if true

>> No.11625226

how does it feel

>> No.11625238

Just buy a bag of carrots and keep them next to your computer. You'll eat them instead when you feel bored and will consequently eat less trash.

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11625182 No.11625182 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I found this is in my house. Is it good? How should i drink it?

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11625155 No.11625155 [Reply] [Original]

>Ruins your meal

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>> No.11625168

Stop making so many low quality threads, it's not funny or cute
>but I'm le sticking it to the le jannies xD
fuck off

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11625148 No.11625148 [Reply] [Original]

Recommend somewhere to get decent quantity/cheap spices in the UK? I've been buying them from my local Tesco but I go through too many. I know I've been to places that sell much larger bags before, just can't think where.

>> No.11625219

dont you have a giant pajeet community? shop in an indian spice specialty store

>> No.11625245

not specifically where I live but I'm sure there's one not far. I could probably even swing by brick lane on my way from work.

Those specialty places are good value then? I just burn through some basics - garlic powder/granules, paprika, cumin, white pepper.

>> No.11625322

Brick lane when it's dark? Good luck with that. Have you got a stab-proof vest?

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