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18672330 No.18672330 [Reply] [Original]

White people take one bite and think “this could really use some ranch”

>> No.18672333

well if it's za or tendies then of course

>> No.18672334

why do they do this

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18672273 No.18672273 [Reply] [Original]

What do anon think of my new chopsticks? All organic.

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>> No.18672284

Prove it.

>> No.18672288

Bend over

>> No.18672294

Not really, more this cool guy in school you had a crush on.
Why are you kids so obsessed with orifices?

>> No.18672302

The only cool guy I had a crush on in high school was ye mum. What I would have done to dive head first into those sweet sweet cheeks.

>> No.18672321

I've heard that its bad luck to cross your chopsticks that way, correct your evil ways while you still can

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18672271 No.18672271 [Reply] [Original]

That gum you like is going to come back in style.

>> No.18672282

gum isn't food

>> No.18672303

I eat it though.

>> No.18672306

didn't ask

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18672261 No.18672261 [Reply] [Original]

Jamie Oliver was right and we should have listened.
>"B-buh he said using all parts of the chicken was bad!"
Yes, when you blend it up into goo and add stabilizers, he has made bone broths before
>"Chocolate milk is good for you!"
Yes after a rigorous workout, kids sitting in desks don't need it
>"My kids my choice! Let them have what they want!"
Then don't bitch about childhood obesity lmao

>> No.18672265

That's great and all but who asked?

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18672195 No.18672195 [Reply] [Original]

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>> No.18672307

This is retarded. Your fingers will get all greasy using the hot dog as a holding stick. It will be way too hot to hold also.

>> No.18672312
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my degenerate hotdog recipe
>wrap two nathans dogs in paper towel and microwave for two minutes
>two lsices wonder bread
>mayo and cholula on each
>put dog onto bread
>eat and hope nobody ever knows this about you irl

>> No.18672313

i mean if you make it at home maybe, but buying goyslop is never "the best food"

>> No.18672319

I occasionally do something similar except I toast the bread and pan fry the dogs after cutting them in half.

>> No.18672325

it started out as a quick and cheap way to force myself to eat dinner after work when i used to work at a restaurant and got off at like 10-12 but the habit is lasting too long now bro..

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18672142 No.18672142 [Reply] [Original]

Just say when.

>> No.18672148

>three weeks later

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>> No.18672164

do they stop or charge you more after a certain point? i cover my pasta with cheese to the point that you can't see the pasta underneath when i'm at home, but i'm too embarrassed to try that shit in public

>> No.18672297

depends on the restaurant, most places that even bother doing this are cheapo restaurants doshing out piss-cheap cheese so it won't matter, worst you'll cop is a $10 service charge at a somewhat nice place (if you can find one that does this shit)

>> No.18672314

why does the cheese look so disgusting? what is it?
grana padano it is not

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18672134 No.18672134 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts on Dee's Nuts?

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18672127 No.18672127 [Reply] [Original]

Brazilian food is underrated

>> No.18672139

brazilian food is greasy, unseasoned and bland
t. brazilian

>> No.18672144

Those cheese balls are awful. The steakhouses that come around with varying cuts of meat are good though

>> No.18672162

>jugo do carne
my mom used to throw that shit out because it was just boiled blood but after taking her to fogon do brazil she keeps it and serves it to us.

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18672076 No.18672076 [Reply] [Original]

If the working class is forced to eat slop all the time, then what the heck do rich ppl eat???

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>> No.18672211

As someone who supposedly grew up "rich" (I didn't, but I guess to bottom-of-the-barrel poors, middle class looks like extreme wealth), my mother or nanny/housekeeper cooked what I would consider regular, everyday food. Roasts (lamb, pork, chicken, pharaoh, goat/ibex etc but rarely beef since none of us really like roast beef much), soups/stews (beef stew with red wine and laurels, beef stew with tomatoes, potatoes and peas, bouillabaisse/frutti di mare, chicken soup with lovage and marjoram, curries etc), pasta dishes, risotto (my favourites are summer truffle, saffron, tomato and others, including plain ol' peas), vegetable dishes (ratatouille, various parmigiane such as courgette or aubergine, asparagus souffle, capcay sayuran etc) and so on. Just a normal varied diet.
Now, I went to school with some legit rich kids. Y'know... with billionaire parents and shit. Many literally ate fucking tendies and pizza rolls all day. Only a few with those white guilt mothers ate what I would call actual food, but it was mostly in the most unappetising manners.

>> No.18672219

Y'know what. Yes. You're absolutely right. The rich kids I knew mostly ate garbage. Only the Coptic kids, who were mostly in the same middle class demo I was in, ate what I would say were decent diets. And even those kids went to Taco Bell all the damn time (only fast food place with cheap, guaranteed vegan options since Copts aren't allowed meat or dairy most days).

>> No.18672315

>growing own vegetables
yeah lemme go buy a house with land that has adequate soil real quick

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>> No.18672336

Wait... Is owning a home seen as "rich" to you people? I own mine. Outright. No mortgage. Am I rich? I only have $36k in savings, so I'd say no.

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18672000 No.18672000 [Reply] [Original]

Would this work?

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>> No.18672073

too old, way too old

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>> No.18672104

women age like milk, why you you want one that old? I don't date or fuck any girl over 21

>> No.18672124

Yes actually it works better than expected, it's not the greatest binder but it gets the job done with most things

>> No.18672287

Probably a new meme from that podcast they all listen to. The gatekeep girl boss one

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>> No.18672056

It looks like a spaceship from a sci-fi universe where there's a race of aliens who engineer all their stuff to look biological in design

>> No.18672057

why does this look so funny

>> No.18672068

>oatmeal horchata
then it's not horchata retard, horchata is made with rice

>> No.18672077

ok but why do you ate it? it's just some pork and cheese, simple as

>> No.18672259

Poops have been chocolatey and my ass burns for a while after I wipe.

Paid, everything came out to $15

Dumb fuck, rice horchata is one of the different types of horchatas.

Idk, I just wanted to try something different. However, the combination does not mesh well together.

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18671925 No.18671925 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /ck/, I'm a semi-neet who works three 7-hour shifts a week at Pizza Hut. I like my job but it sometimes isn't that busy and I find myself really bored. What kind of place could I work the same number of hours and feel engaged/useful during my shift? Most restaurants demand five days but I don't want to put in any more hours. Also post your own questions about working in the food industry I guess.

>> No.18672063

Working in the food business is soul crushing. It hasn't happened to you, but it will pretty soon.
I'd recommend keeping it up and aiming for something else in your free time, hopefully college or another trade if you want to start working quickly. Bring something to read if your work hours are 'boring'.

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18671920 No.18671920 [Reply] [Original]

Why are Kenji's fingernails always painted nowadays? Doesn't his wife care about his faggotry? I cringe so hard watching his videos that used to be comfy.

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>> No.18672042

Aside from any other issues isn’t it a bit unhygienic?

>> No.18672098

is it safe to assume that any man that paints their nails is gay?

>> No.18672109

Your first problem is watching an eceleb.

>> No.18672170

Whatever, he is actually a good chef and makes recipes that work at home.

>> No.18672224

he's an expert on food & cooking my nigga

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18671861 No.18671861 [Reply] [Original]

What are your favorite not meats?
For me its Chickpeas and Potatoes!

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>> No.18672223

only fags don't eat meat, real men eat meat

>> No.18672281

I eat meat. I ate meat yesterday, pork with oyster mushrooms. Today is a no meat day. Red beans with pasta.

I like vegetables in general with few exceptions. Fresh (or frozen) peas, I guess? Full of country goodness and green peaness.

>> No.18672292

How does couscous, a pasta (ie based on grain) fit into that list of beans/legumes?

>portobello mushrooms
Love them bitches. All mushrooms, really.

>> No.18672308

>Today is a no meat day.
every day is meat day

>> No.18672332

salty milk and coins

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18671847 No.18671847 [Reply] [Original]

>eating bugs

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>> No.18671884

Those are crustaceans

>> No.18671922

hello, reddit!

>> No.18671945

Is this really a reddit meme? I've seen it here a lot. It's really dumb either way. Crustaceans have juicy, high quality meat. Bugs are usually dry, with little to no meat at all and taste like dirt. There's really no comparison besides how they look.

>> No.18672047

Obvious difference in quality aside, its not even wrong to eat bugs if you want
The problem is people who think you should lose your choice to eat meat because they think you can get the same protein from bugs
Also, the fact that bugs will obviously be upcharged as a "super food" to make you feel like its a luxury to malnourish yourself

>> No.18672052

>Is this really a reddit meme?
I havent been on reddit in over a year, but im pretty sure this is a spam bot
This exact thread is on /pol/ several times a week

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18671803 No.18671803 [Reply] [Original]

I want to make paella like this

I know you could make average paella in any pan but I want the rice to look like in this video. you can tell that it must be incredible but it seems like you need extremely high heat to get it to look like that.

would this severin steakboard be a good alternative to charcoal or really potent gas stoves? this steakboard goes up to 513 C apparently

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what heat reflector shield? do you mean this version that is twice as big?

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no, i mean this component

>> No.18672299

I thought that's where the water goes and it's underneath the heat element. would a pan on top of the heat element affect that in a meaningful manner?

>> No.18672320

when using the grill, the 500 C is achieved through radiate heat from the element and through convection via the reflector shield
placing an insulator on top of the grill like a pan is going to reduce the effectiveness of the convection heat transfer

>> No.18672324

>they're all non stick
You what mate? I had a Stainless Steel one growing up. Thing got as hot as something that's really hot.

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18671722 No.18671722 [Reply] [Original]

can I make pancakes with pure wheat gluten? or will they come out too hard and/or chewy?
I'm out of flour

>> No.18671736

Go buy flour you sad sack of shit. You're really brining the mood down on this board. Take your depressed ass somewhere else.

>> No.18671741

Your mother's keeping me too busy with her gaping pussy flaps to let me go to the store faggot, answer my question or stay in your room.

>> No.18671747

My mother transition to a man 10 years ago so enjoy that sewn on sausage in your asshole. Faggot

>> No.18671748

it's too early, stores are closed
you're the one bringing the mood down by getting mad over nothing

>> No.18671752

Lol your mom's a tranny

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18671720 No.18671720 [Reply] [Original]

So simple, yet so perfect...

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>> No.18671969

huh, just Google it and apparently, its an euro thing, I thought anwricans have it too. Anyway, its dogshit, its literally just ham and cheese, its incredibly boring and dry, tastes like nothing

>> No.18671998

mmmm simple goyslop

>> No.18672111

how much does this cost?

>> No.18672135

Best Mcdonald's item desu, the only one that doesn't feel or taste like complete goyslop

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18671684 No.18671684 [Reply] [Original]

>The Zinger Stacker has 2 spicy, succulent Zinger fillets topped with lettuce n' cheese and drizzled with Supercharged Sauce and chilli relish for that extra kick. Yeah. We know just how you like it.
I'm thinking based, lads.

>> No.18671742

>succulent Zinger fillets
>n' cheese
>Supercharged Sauce
>Yeah. We know just how you like it.
what kind of faggot wrote this?

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18671681 No.18671681 [Reply] [Original]

I think it's pretty certain that online cooking personalities, youtubers and others advetrtise and shill their content on this board, but what about restaurants and other companies in the food indusrty and adjacent sectors? Have there been any instances where you'd say you noticed industrial shilling and advertisement on this board?

pic not related

>> No.18671682

I receive ten McDonald's points every time I post the McChicken meme.

>> No.18671688

No. There are no restaurants, fast food places, or companies shilling their products here. It's either memes or people legitimately talking about things they like (or dislike because they saw it on reddit or whatever). The only actual shills here are e-celebs.

>> No.18671738

that meme works on me and i go to the arches thricely per week, minimum my good man.

>> No.18671743

You should get some kind of profit sharing set up with him.

>> No.18672110

for me it's wallmart, the best fast food place. Every time I go in the man at the entrance happily greets me and tries to give me a hug.

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