/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10803322
Checked and kek

>>10803322
Mix it with rice.

If there's anything I hate more than kikes, it's statists.

>>10803281
Statism is wrong

>>10803281
>implying the gubmint actually gives a shit about anything but itself

>>10803281
Who do you think *owns* the government?

>>10803295
this, to be quite honest.

>>10803341
That's a fair point. As I live in an apt I tend to forget about that.

>>10803245
Soy sauce
It adds more flavour to the sauce

>>10803328
this is also correct, san marzano does exist

>>10803351
>add glutaminates from another source even though tomatoes are packed with them
Literally just caramelize them. No need to bring in your Asian meme sauce, weeb.

>>10803351
I always add a little soy and Worcestershire sauce to tomato sauce or any kind of stew or meat sauce.

>being this simple and naive
ask me how I know you're a trust fund fag

>>10803233
dat squid jerky

>>10803233

>2073
>not protein bioreactors
>not nanite-based sythmeat assemblers

Get on with the times, gene-progenitor.

>>10803236
>pork n bean milkshakes
What the fuck

>>10803236
I know. But this is at like a Triple A baseball team’s park.

Post moar weird foods

>>10803202
The hot dog would be best suited if cooled and patted down for moisture, as to not ruin the texture of your spun sugar bun.

Does this sound good to you?

>>10803224
Like?

>>10803242
Sounds fucked, but it was comfy.

Is that like ‘go ‘Za?

>>10803136
No. I showered this week.

>loose ground beef on a bun
what the fuck is the point

>>10803331
*whoosh*

if you couldn't tell that his post was literally dripping with sarcasm then you prolly have the 'tism

>>10803331
You just wait and see. It's hard to see the impact Iowa is having on the rest of the country right now because we're right in the middle of it, but give it some time. We're making waves here.

>>10803343
Your sarcasm was implying that I felt that this sandwich had any significance outside of that boring, worthless state. It doesn’t.

>>10803335
>>loose ground beef on a bun
>what the fuck is the point
>>10803335
I remember when Roseanne started that restaurant and I believe was on Dave Letterman talking about the "loose meat" sandwich, which he couldn't seem to "get." I had never heard of it at the time, but I guess it's just an unsauced sloppy joe. We never ate sloppy joe's at my house. I had them at elementary school though.
In watching the below video, I forgot how crazy genius she was when she rambled on about humor in low class people in their crazy lives."Tom Arnold Bite contests" Too bad she forgot Twitter isn't anonymous. Social media political addiction issues, I guess. Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9C-J561a2Y

Because it's disgusting and your body knows it.
Stop eating fermented pus.

>>10803096
how are you this retarded? genetic or vegan?

>>10803096
Fucking kys, you vegans are so insufferable

>>10803096
>posting a picture of a Wisconsinite to rebuke the concept of cheese

Jay's body is probably 10% cheese at this point.

>>10802989
There was a discord for like 2 days then the guy sperged out and deleted it. I know there was an IRC but I don't know the details

>>10802989
>actually talking to other people
cringe

>>10802974
no one else does

>>10802996
>>10803026
Idk, when I was unemployed and drinking an handle a day in 2012, al/ck/ wasn't even a thing. We just shitposted as usual. /ck/ WAS al/ck

>>10803033
I do. I made Chef John's spicy sausage ragu today. Took me hours to talk myself into it, but I did because it's easy to make. Now I'm drinking vodka with a pan full of sauce with no pasta. Wasn't going to eat anyway. I feel like the people who posted there understood this sort of degenerate dilemma.

>>10803270
Actually that pic comes from a Facebook post of a woman showing how the girl in the pic is her nephew and all her friends stood her up at her birthday party

Like the other Anon, I also want to give the girl a hug and not in a lewd way.

I don't celebrate birthdays anymore

>>10803312
yeah that does suck, but seeing as how 12 year olds (or whatever she is) don't drive then I think it's a bit more accurate to put it on the parents, instead of implying her friends somehow maliciously got together and decided to skip her party

>>10803329
>Hey guys party at Chuck E Cheese on Saturday!!!
>Okay
>Don't even tell your parents you were invited

When I was a kid my parents gave me cards to hand out at school to whoever I wanted to invite. If the other kids wanted, they could just throw it away once I wasn't around. I always had good birthdays with plenty of friends, but I also wasn't exactly popular in school and got a lot of shit for being weird, so I really feel for people like this. I wanna give them a hug and tell them that as long as they try their best things will work out better than fine.

>>10803345
I hear you. I really doubt her mom posting this shit on facebook is going to help her situation though lol

>>10802901
that's nice and all, but shouldn't you be focusing on paying your electric bill so you don't have to live in the dark?

>>10802901
dire

Is the spam flavored? Which hot sauce. Details you mong.

>>10802930
>what is sunset for 200?

>>10803021
Salt you fucking moron.
Its SPAM. The flavor is salt.

>>10802800
how the hell did you get all those berries and not break 30$?

>>10802955
I feel like you're just trying to sow discord in a sort of emperor's new clothes kind of way but with pretending something about that post was retarded and hoping everybody will join the dogpile with you in spite of literally nothing being wrong with that post.

>>10803365
Because op lied

>>10803365
The soy milk and watermelon alone account for nearly $15-20. OP lied.

>>10803391
>>10803384
I am a gullible fool

>>10802798
>milk in Aeropress coffee

You ruined it already, OP

>>10802798
I buy a bottle of unsweetened Starbucks iced coffee from the gas station along with smokes and gum.

>>10802798
I throw a handful of coffee into a boiling bot of water, after a few minutes i just pour it into my mug

>>10802798
Central American beans preferably
200°F filtered water
10th notch on my LIDO 3
V60 w/ new tabbed filter
400g:25g

>>10802786
Its pretty good. Etouffee using cream cheese as a replacement for roux, and riced cauliflower for rice is better though.

>>10802786
>corn
>keto

>>10803175
Its probably fake corn made with almond flour.

>>10803175
no one mentioned corn but you

>>10802786
>Salad bowl with steak or meat of choice, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce.

>posts a rice bowl

>McCuck

>McD*nald's
What did xir mean by this?

>>10802760
I hear you bro! I'm Lovin that hot FRESH beef!

>>10802760
So...anyone tried it yet?

I feel like McDonalds is the only business in the world that could advertise 100% ground beef, and yet find the legal loophole that allows them to use other things besides beef.

Haven't eaten here in almost a decade. Gonna keep it that way.