/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16274640
Except I'm not a furfag?

>>16010529
I can fetishize that.

>>15979182
>Be in lab under siege by horny monsters
>Your Automaton's calibrations aren't finished yet, but you have no choice in the matter, activate... THE SIEGEBREAKER
>Blast door opens, MGs like Minotaurs and shit are giving you cat calls with their comically oversized wrenches. Goddamned full moons.
>KSSH-UNK KSSSH-UNK KSSSH-UNK
>It trundles into view, colossal Gorilla-like arms balancing a large, almost portly metallic body with small, squat legs
>Single red eye lights up and the Automaton tells them to move, or be removed
>You can hear the carnage of MGs getting thrown across the way towards water or pummeled into the ground, your steamwork automaton effectively saving your ass
>Back in your lab, it pauses, steam coming out of the chest chassis after it sustained damage
>Opens to a buxom Automaton's body connected by various rods and wires to the outer shell, her lower arms still bulky compared to the rest of her
>TFW sweat rolling down her fabricated skin, made to resemble a pale human's, steam and heat coming out of her nethers
"Master. I require re-fueling."
>TFW fucking Automaton in her armor while it goes on Auto Piloted rampage

>>15308313
Dark Elf holding Ilassa's diary

>>14352457
>>14352449
>Give a Jinko catnip
>She starts acting lazier, demands you spoon her as she lays on her side
>Starts chuffing uncontrollably, fidgeting
>She's wet from the snuggling
>TFW Polynesian cuddle sex with Jinko from behind that doesn't stop until her vise-like tiger pussy clamps down onto you and both of your bodies are twitching, sweating messes

>>14299500
Yeah but I want to molest the Minotaur security guard and her rocking, voluptuous tits are none of your goddamned business.

>>14244902
>Monster girl who's cruel to her underlings but nice to her lover

>>14205326
>>14205321
>>14205346
>Vampire waifu reclining against your legs as you watch a horror movie, she gives you a look before shifting into a younger form
>She asks you starry eyed for some blood, and that it'd only be this one time tonight
>Hold out your hand for her, expecting her to slice your hand's backside like she normally does
>She jerks her head, giving the tip of your middle finger a small slice at the tip, letting out a small triumphant 'ehehe'
>Blood wells up as she applies gentle pressure between her thumb and index finger, the first drop falling onto her bright pink, outstretched tongue
>She savors it for a moment, before leaning closer, gently lapping and licking at your digit
>Curling her tongue around it, then with small brush strokes to get more blood
>Like a tiny blood-sucking cat
>You can feel the pressure rising in more than one way
>She smiles and shifts back into her adult form, her body filling out the once-loose negligee
>Taking your finger into her mouth, she sucks on it, leering at you lustfully the entire time, coating it in her saliva before letting it pop out wetly
>Giggling when she sees the twitching bulge in your pants, the vampiress unbuttons her top, just to let you see the lactating nipple of her left breast
>Her asking you if you'd like to have your night's drink as well is all the incentive you need before you both fuck like rabbits through the night
>That final cataclysmic orgasm of hers rending your back in shallow, red lines from scratches
>As the sun's glow hits the curtains, you hug her from behind, spooning with her as her wing-cape furls backwards onto you

>>14189610
Can you die Stalker-kun

>>14173460
I'm not him but I don't have a least favorite MG as well. I moreso hate OC donut steels who're used by faggots like that one angel tart always popping up so foot fetishists (LITERALLY IN THE SAME TIER AS SCATRO TECHNICS) can flaunt said shit taste.

I also wish we could have more bestial MGs (i.e. NOT KEMONO but have digitigrade legs like Kobold) like Gnolls, or varied Demons based on different Gods like something like the Bloodthirster of Khorne belonging to Ares where she finds a husband via massive murder boner or other monsters not yet done like Kelpie, Nuckelavee, etc.

But oh well.

>>14142463
>>14142463
I had a burger once with cheyenne, paprika, thyme, oregano, Frank's Red Hot Sauce, Pepper Jack Cheese and cooked to Medium Rare.

It was the single most painful experience I've ever put my rectum through. I felt like I was a fucking dog passing by razor blades and shitting molten lava. I'd still do it again.

>>14102809
I don't even care entirely for the snuff aspect. I only mentioned it because inevitably that subject would come up and wanted to get it out of the way.

I'd pastebin ideas on the soul shit but I doubt people want to read the ramblings of a faggot and his headcanon like those last two posts.

>>13898080
>>13898123

You people are strange.

>>13890037

Eh. I suppose. Doesn't mean the sex was yandere at all though.

I'll stop procrastinating some day, but shitty liquor like Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan or some other stupid blogshit drink like Rosé wine and ant girl orgies are preventing it.

>>13856822

>MFW nobody cared about Shoggothes until KC did it

Words cannot express how much I fucking hate every last one of you.

>>13845872

I'm going to eat you and shit out your remains to fertilize the earth with your soul