/vr/ - Retro Games

I pick C-3 over 7-3 specifically because the springs sometimes just don't spawn because of the sprite limit but otherwise both of them are practically the same

>Two characters in game's title
>Game only balanced around one of them

Good might be a stretch but i do like it more than MM8

This game isn't as good as MM8 though

*is an enemy in every Japanese game 1985–1995*
was this phenotype of buff mohawk guy so popular due to Fist of the North Star?

>>9475885
Undercover Cops is one of the best, and is my favorite arcade beat 'em up.

>>9475885
I had the Genesis version when I was a kid. It was peak 'tude

>>9475832
1CCers be like

me after my last quarter when my mom wants to leave

>>9475832

me playing a game I genuinely enjoy, and after many months of playing, without any deliberate practice or save state autism, 1cc the game

>>9475860
I have been trying to find the trap brushing teeth edit of this gif for years.

>>9475862

can't help you there but I'm sure you'll see it again

>>9475978
it has booba too

>>9475978
Yes it is for parental joy

>>9475995
>>9476042
Wow, a game made for me. I'll have to check it out sometime soon. Is there any specific version of the game you guys would recommend? I should mention I'm still N6.

>>9476042
The parental love of turning your daughter into a gangster. Princess Maker is based and pedos deserve the rope.

>>9476046
did the ex take the kids

i feel for u

>>9475713
Nah.
That'd be a PC.

Interesting things like psx n64 and mame don't emulate well/at all on wii

>>9475989
Yeah, N64 crashes a lot and has bugs. PSX is almost unplayable and they abandoned the project years ago.

The good thing is that the N64 of the virtual console are almost perfect.

>>9475997
>the N64 games of the virtual console
fixed

>>9475713
Owning a Wii around the time it released was a lot of fun. I played a heinous amount of SNES and TG16 on this thing. Loved the classic controller, too.
>>9475764
It actually does, yeah. One of the best way to play GameCube games.

I’ve always wondered why Goofy never got many games of his own like Mickey and Donald did.

>>9475980
That is pretty weird now that you point that out.

>>9475980
In 1992, I was working on a game for the Mega Drive with Infogrames where you played as Goofy with a sniper rifle. You would snipe classic Disney characters in themed levels (Country Bear Jamboree, Aristocats, etc.) and get points for how quickly you could do it. You could unlock special guns, like bazookas, grenades, machine guns, etc. by shooting power ups in the levels. Shortly after the Ruby Ridge incident, it was canned, and although we were never told that it was specifically because of Ruby Ridge, it was very heavily implied.

>>9475980
>scrooge and darkwing have more games than goofy
lol. but goof troop is the best, so goofy won in the end
vid unrelated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf2EZHB6q0

>>9476040
I'd like to think that the world is ready for Goof Shoot to exist in the 2020's.

>>9475526
>>9475535
Also stop training their AI. Your doing slave labor for your intended replacement.

>>9475526
>>9475535
I don’t get it. Obviously you hit the whistle blocks or trade for it. How else would you get it?

>>9475538
You think that oral sex involves blowing? You’ve never gotten your dick sucked, LMFAO

>>9475542
Where did I say anything about oral sex, Mr. LOUD BLACK WOMAN?

>>9475526
What is the the result of 3.32*6.6743 × 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2?

I always played Mega Man and considered Mario to be baby shit

>>9475423
>SMW
>stronger story and character development
What the fuck are you talking about? SMB3 and SMW don't have either of those things but even then, what little in-game "story and character interaction" SMB3 has is still more than in World. You talk to Toads and Kings and even get letters from Toadstool and Bowser. Who do you talk to in World? You even get more interaction between characters with SMB1's Mushroom Retainer and Toadstool text than anything in World.

>>9475460
this is from an ai prompt
that being said SMP3 is so ahead of world its not even funny

>>9475468
yeah I thought it read like an AI prompt
Love World but SMB3 is leagues above it. Was actually going to jump on "Mario World has a larger and more varied world than Mario 3" at first. Also just now noticing the shit about Bowser Jr. and Kamek lol

>>9475468
>>9475475
Yeah, just having some fun with ChatGPI. I bet if you removed some of the obvious BS like >>9475442 and tweaked it slightly you could make convincing shitposts. Or even some decent discussions.
>>9475460
This is mostly BSing by the AI, but I guess World does have the little scenes after each castle, some dialogue when you first get Yoshi, and the message boxes in some areas.

>>9475384
Bud, you must have forgotten just how big 3D was in the 2nd half of the 90s. It was basically go 3D or go home. You can't blame people seeing 3D for the first time, jumping to it from SNES and Genesis. Every series was under a huge pressure to jump to 3D.
To really answer your question, MK would become a butt of jokes if it still used sprites, and get compared all the time to "real" new breed of fighters like VF / Tekken. It wouldn't sell, or commercial guys would simply not see potential in it, and it would surely get panned by mags. 2D was considered last year, and "fuck 2D" mentality was very real, which only started to slowly go away in around mid 2000s.

>>9475384
its like how painting a landscape became about how you experience the landscape rather than realism, because you can just snap a photo

>>9475417
That's from a TAS playaround. KYS.

>>9475384
I miss those style of graphics. I wish it would have went on for a few more years.

If you want more recent ones with that weird appeal, then there's Dong Dong Never Die (Chinese) and Secret Meeting 2 in which the latter is technically a Touhou fangame where some Japanese tards got together to perform some hilariously retarded moves on camera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RXS4d0XIuQ
https://www.freem.ne.jp/win/game/3895
They started the game around 2008 and was updated last year.

>>9475306
is he gonna shove that up his asshole

>>9475348
yeah, me too

>>9475332
That lineart style was probably more of general trend than a conscious branding choice on behalf of Nintendo, but yeah it's pretty cute and more timeless than parallel trends from that era

>>9475306
Did Stanley ever have sex with Pauline?

>>9475316
Shit I thought I was the only one who thought that Prince of Persia and Another World controlled like DK and DK Jr.

>>9475302
I don't want to.

scorpion
lost soul
bent on revenge

>>9475302
YOU come here!

>>9475279
None if you aren't autistic. Tales of Symphonia is a lot of fun with nice level design, though

>>9475279
Mother 3
Dragon Quest V (aka Father)

I'm also gonna say Dragon Quest V

Just a very moving story told exceptionally well

Final Fantasy 6 had it's moments

>>9475279
Earthbound
Tales of Phantasia
Chrono Cross

>>9475635
Stuttering Japanese girls waddling around wooden shacks with ghosts is peak derivative

Manhunt

>>9475249
In order of how much I liked them: (Nothing past 2007)
Call of Cthlhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Silent Hill 1-2
Penumbra: Overture
Resident Evil 1, 2, REMAKE
Scratches
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Project Firestart
System Shock 2 (Never finished, but decent)
Undying (Never finished, but decent)
Everything else I never finished (SH3, RE3, Fatal Frame 1-2, Siren 1-2, Clock Tower, Alone in the Dark, Dino Crisis, STALKER, FEAR, Dark Fall, Eternal Darkness, Dark Seed, I Have No Mouth, Rule of Rose, The Dark Eye, Personal Nightmare).

Backlog: Silent Hill 4, Haunting Ground, Sanitarium, Illbleed.
Open to any recs I haven't mentioned.

>>9475697
You are small-time

So what is Kuon? Some kind of energy? A demon? A god?

>>9475198
CoD, but only if it's with UO
RtCW/ET otherwise

>>9475198
nothing in ww2 shooters beats the omaha beach level in allied assault

>>9475778
mein brother

>>9475198
Call of Duty BTFO'd MoH on scale alone

>>9475198
Return to Castle Wolfenstein / Enemy Territory kicks the shit out of both of these to this day.

https://youtu.be/YMXtvliz7sg?t=16

>>9475186
>that pic
kek'd

>>9475186
Donkey Kong Racing

>"Rebalance" hack for any game
>It's a Expert mode balanced for players who know how to exploit every nuance of the mechanics.
Are there any rebalance hacks that ARE NOT like this?

>>9475186
Bubble Bobble for PC Engine

>>9475213
I guess MDK is forgotten now, but I remember it being a huge deal back when it was released.

>>9475262
It's definitely lesser known compared to something like... Metal Gear Solid or Doom. It's all relative I guess.

>>9475167
Jak & Daxter
Gex
Sly Cooper
Rise of Nations
Echo the Dolphin
Soul Calibur
Evil Genius

Roadkill.
Easily in my personal top 10.

>>9475487
List all 10.

>>9475736
Don't recall, there were other problems overall with Halo 2, it just played and felt like shit compared to the first. The ragdoll physics were so bad too.

halo has always been boring

>>9475092
halo 1 had nice aesthetics and some really good multiplayer maps, but nah, the game itself is still way overrated. when you compare it to what PC games like quake 3 and command and conquer renegade were offering at the time, it just doesn't stack up. this is to say nothing of other console shooters like timesplitters 2 which BTFO halo so hard it isn't even funny. halo was popular because it was a better than average launch title with a pretty decent multiplayer, but it was slow, shallow, lacking in content, and the latter half of the singleplayer is baaically the first half in reverse but less fun. it could've used another year of dev. it's a very solid 8/10 but not the legendary game some want to pretend it is.

>>9475267
Bro Halo 2 is unfinished, the game itslef recognizes this fact with its abrupt as fuck "ending"

>>9475145
Its more like he's walking around on fucking moon shoes the way he floats in the air like Simon Belmont

My dad had his Atari from launch but I remember he bought a jr when it launched for my brother and I to play when he was playing NES. Honestly in 1986, as a little kid the Atari was still impressive, it wasn't until the SNES launched when I was ten that it felt completely obsolete.

>>9475075
It was originally meant to be on the 3D0 too! Wonderful live action mission briefings, good level design and enemies, nice graphics, and neat weapons.
>you really need to find the secret areas or enjoy being reduced to beating enemies with your rifle

this was my doom. because i was console kid and didn't have real pc