/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40640226
Does this look evil and violent to you?

>>40030637
If that paper doesn't bind me to a Hellhound she's gonna have to try a bit harder.

>>39523487
Autism.
I mean, duh.

>>39015525
Apparently KC said it has some specific effect on men.
It's not really wow revolutionary to me but it's certainly a nice extra.

>>35555122
I prefer the conquering to go in the other direction, but thanks.

>>35048988
But that's a compliment.

>>33649125
Boy howdy I'd have an interesting time trying to explain to my catholic mother why I'm married to a beastgirl native to hell itself.
But if I know her, she'll come around eventually.

>>24321876
Anyone who wants to pet a Hellhound is welcome to try.

>>24110148
>Go to bop her on the nose with a newspaper after she chased away the mailman.
>Your newspaper ignites like a fuse, turning to ash in your hands within seconds after she bites it.
Dangerous!

>>23436466
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>22982165
Pat the nice doggy Anon. Go on.

Spoiler: You won't be getting your hand back.

>>22859608
Oh yeah, don't forget that apophis make desert kindgoms into Dark Demon Realms, which means endless night.
The perfect hunting grounds for the hounds.

>>22199967
>Ex special forces hellhound waifu
>Suffers with PTSD from the stuff she did/saw
>Help heal her with lots of cuddles and tender sex

Give the totally safe dog a pat Anon, don't be scared.

>>21890843
Scared it is.

>>21802908
Sure, a real good time...

>>21773977
It'd suck for her, having to clean it all out of her fur after

>>21638859
All told, it'd probably be easier for me to explain a demon to my parents than a goddamn HELLhound.
>T-they just work security there okay

>>20923025
>>20923034
>Tfw you're tired and aren't paying attention to what tab you're in but your accidental post is still kinda applicable because it's a cyborg cat girl

Hellhounds are good girls!

>>20811075
No, I work security at a hospital and see lots of not pleasant stuff.

What are you going to do with your waifu on Valentine's Day?

>>20526539
>>20526605
>Finish gym class in high school
>Had to forgo your post gym shower because an Ice Queen thought it would be funny to freeze the pipes
>Meet up with Hellhound tomboy friend
>She's instantly overwhelmed by your scent
>She forcefully takes you to a Janitors closet where you have pelvis destroying sex for the first time
>She feels bad about forcing herself on her friend and covers you in aftercare kisses and licks
>You both go to your respective classes
>Everybody knows what you did together