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>>45807710
>Why do I always get these?

I like Liches that act cold and unconcerned when you're talking to them only to find their journal and it's full of flowery language about how cute and dorky her research assistant. Bonus points on if she uses a lot of cute nicknames.

>>42270639
By helping her perform various experiments that all mysteriously end up having him grope her new massive tits.

I love liches!

Fire up those summoning glyphs because portals are Coming Soon™

>For tonight experiment we will see how long it takes for the potion I snuck into anons food to take effect and he tries to rape me

>Conjure mass portals
we require more spirit energy

>>22537598
Fatty

I love liches! You should too!

>>22328087
>"Experiment gone wrong (Gone sexual) REAL!"

>>21244397
Assuming magic doesn't already do all that already?
I would like invisibility and she would probably get something like energy manipulation.

>>20734218
I know right? Who could ever even think that any undead could be better than a lich?

>>20623078
Probably just her cloak. Maybe panties if I want her too.

How would a Lich react to her husband dying? Considering she can just revive him and all. Would just just shrug and reanimate him, or would she go berserk for a time before reviving him?

>>19945518
Biology.

>>19937447
I bet a lot of liches are sad loners.
>"Yes, I make a lot of friends. I just take a few corpses and make a few zombies"
>"They're not great at having conversations with, but at least they can keep me company"
>"Well, most of the time they just sit there while I work."
>"No no, I'm not lonely, like I said, I have plenty of friends here"
>"Though I wouldn't mind you staying, you're the first person I had an actual conversation with in... a long time"

>>19896201
>So, the kind of stalker who would mostly just 'Jiii~' at you from a distance until she thought it was time to drop a portal on you and lock you up in her basement?
Yeah. And once she has you she's no longer gonna be a cute stalker. She's gonna go full steam ahead with her experiments. Just think of what she has cooked up during the time she has stalked you.

Remember, if you have a Lich stalker, it's best to court her first and get a relationship on your terms instead of waiting until her master plan is done.

>>19830007
>Why do I keep getting these?

>>19677460
I'll make it very dead.

>>19663571
>you called?

>>19608177
Considering its a lich that makes sense. Since according to most lich fanart, they must cover their crotches to anyone besides their husbands.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70032056

>>19487961
Would you cuddle a tried Lich even if she thinks sleeping is silly?

>>19481732
>Gay necromancer in his lab
>Trying to increase his power with mamonobama experiments
>Turns the flame up too high, big explosion
>Wakes up the next day as a genius corpse with an amazing rack and lust for dick
Could be worse, I guess