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11811127 No.11811127 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I told you to buy gold, and you said I was a boomer idiot for not buying Bitcoin and FANG. It's interesting how age makes you wise. I have my cash backed by thousands of years of use as money, what is Bitcoin backed on again? Nothing. Further on FANG is just a capital trap. Money goes in but nothing goes out. They are almost like Ponzi schemes. I've heard Apple have hundreds of billions in cash, bonds, real estate etc. How is that benefiting you as a shareholder? Time to wisen up kids.





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11811120 No.11811120 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

You shouldn't spend so much time on the internet, anon - it causes all of this unnecessary stress. Why not just go outside and smell the flowers?



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11811105 No.11811105 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

hnnnnnngggg
i cant spend my paycheck on crypto this month noooooOOOOO



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11811083 No.11811083 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I GET A SEXUAL THRILL FROM WATCHING BTC CRASH!!!



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11811081 No.11811081 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURRNSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>11811081



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11811079 No.11811079 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Remember when moot said he won't open a business and finance board because he thought it'd be filled with shit advice?



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11811065 No.11811065 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

10 dollars USD, screencap.

>> No.11811097

>>11811065
proofs?



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11811053 No.11811053 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

IRON HANDS



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11811034 No.11811034 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I told you. I fucking told you it was a piramid scheme.

But you didn't listen. Now enjoy your trip to the bottom. The ride never ends.



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11811021 No.11811021 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Edition: Memecoin Dead

Transcend humanity edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11809873



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11811013 No.11811013 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

>tfw was thinking about taking out a $50k loan from the bank and putting a long order at 6.5k

holy shit, im never touching crypto, stocks or any of this shit again. I'm too fucking stupid for this shit. GOODBYE

>> No.11811048

>>11811013
Same. Doomed to be a wageslave until the collapse of civilization. At least it's coming soon.

>> No.11811050

>>11811013
You didn't do it, so aren't you pretty clever?

>> No.11811078

>>11811013
Seems to me that you are too stupid to handle leverage



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11811008 No.11811008 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

What's this formation called?

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>> No.11811106

>>11811008
https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>> No.11811110

>>11811008
Thank you for that chuckle

>> No.11811111

>>11811008
f(x) = -x^3, AKA The Suicidal Slope and Cope

>> No.11811113

BTFO formation

>> No.11811116

>>11811008
JUST



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11810999 No.11810999 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

>4.8K
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



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11810979 No.11810979 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

>CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO DUMP

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11811023

>I NEED A LITTLE ROOM IS SELL

>> No.11811035

I cannot take this anymoooooorrrreeeee

>> No.11811069

Schilling everything I've schilled befooooorrrreee

>> No.11811107

All these dumps they make no sense....



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11810973 No.11810973 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

f-four point six kay
i thought mining costs where at $6k
you guys told me about bakkt
i cant believe i was so gullible. its over

at this point i just want a refund

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>>11810973



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11810969 No.11810969 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Wow. So I could be the only person holding ETH soon.

Kinda feels surreal

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It was all a dream



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11810963 No.11810963 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR IMPACT.



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11810960 No.11810960 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

>0.39



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11810954 No.11810954 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

IF IT'S DEAD THEN WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING

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>> No.11811033

Very stupid people, sir, you are so smart, please sell me more BTC at $4K.

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11811044

>>11811016
I come from reddit, i am crying and i don't know what to do

>> No.11811049

No one, that's why it's in free fall

>> No.11811073

SOLD EVERYTHING
THANKS FOR ALL THE MEMES AND LAUGHS BUT IM DONE

ILL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE MY BROTHERS

>> No.11811088

>>11811011
The only correct choices



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