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58432711 No.58432711 [Reply] [Original]

Some coins fluctuate +10% and -10% each day

How do I profit from this?

Financially speaking of course


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58432710 No.58432710 [Reply] [Original]

So I've always been poor. Lived paycheck to paycheck. Through some luck with memecoins recently I've managed to accumulate around 500k, but the swings are devastating to my mental health. Losing 6 figs in a single day getting me borderline suicidal. How do I manage this stress?


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58432709 No.58432709 [Reply] [Original]

This is my first thread.
Behold, a newfag!

Inspired by neurotrader on youtube, i would like to start a new hobby by studying the
math, algorithms and finance subjects involved to implement a solid trading bot framework.

I know it will take time but since i have nothing to lose and appreciate learning and
studying new stuff this is not a problem for me.

My question is, in the long term, will it be profitable being able to implement
solid automation techniques? Taking also note of AI, smart contracts and other shit.
I find being able to interact with the markets with a programmer point of view might be
really interesting now and in the future.

However, if you find this question stupid, naive and to be discarded,
what other subjects could i research to be profitable in this sector by
leveraging my programmer skills? I don't want to make it a job,
i already have one as a penetration tester. Maybe being able
to audit smart contracts is an idea? Mhhm...


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58432699 No.58432699 [Reply] [Original]

Mango markets “effective trading strategy” exploiter was a pedo as well


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58432698 No.58432698 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren’t people eating lobster anymore?

>> No.58432700

>>58432698
>you vill liv in ze pod, you vill eat ze big rot bug

>> No.58432712
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58432712

>>58432698
Bc it's overpriced shitty seafood pic related.

For the price of that entree I can pay a similar cost at other seafood restaurants and get good fresh seafood. In areas where there's no better alternative, the price is just too high. Even their specials are a fucking joke.


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58432686 No.58432686 [Reply] [Original]

Please give me the name of a shitcoin that will double its value in three days, one where on Monday my money will be worth 100%+

I need that $0ytendo swich oled, anons, please.

>> No.58432693

zkwif

>> No.58432701

>>58432686
赵长鹏 on sol, sell after it moons on the 30th of april. thank me later.

>> No.58432704

>>58432686
The chances that any one coin you choose hits a 2x is likely a lot less than 50%, even in a bull market. Your odds are better, unironically, putting it all on red on roulette.

>> No.58432708

>>58432704
>赵长鹏
dont listen to this idiot, narrative plays are logical programmed bets. buy 赵长鹏 on sol.


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58432668 No.58432668 [Reply] [Original]

ticker: 赵长鹏 / CZ (Solana)

$4k mc

narrative play: CZ's trial on the 30th of april. This is the OG cz coing on Sol. The other CZ coins are scams as they dont pay homage to the correct nomenclature in mainland china 赵长鹏.

Also, 赵长鹏 attracts chinese liquidity on solana.

Let's be honest, CZ was hand picked by the cartels and mafia in China and will most likely serve maximum jail time. This is going to make major news headlines and 赵长鹏 is going to pump like crazy.

>> No.58432670

Also, investing in 赵长鹏 will help our social credit scores when china inevitably dominates the world post ww3


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58432607 No.58432607 [Reply] [Original]

>browse /biz/
>see a few posts
>browse /biz/ a week later
>the same post is up, with only 60 replies
Holy fuck, this board is really SO fucking dead.
Atleast the shitcoin spam has been reduced, but at this point I don't know if it wasn't better.

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>> No.58432664

it's way better, pajeets were legitimately duping people here, making millions off them. people are too stupid to handle /biz/ unfiltered.

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58432667

>>58432664
>janitors please ban everyone
>I like it with no one here
>it’s better without people trying to make money on biz

>> No.58432678

Is the r/bant better? I wish to make threads for my altcoins but it is harder now, better to be on r/bant for these things, yes????

>> No.58432691

>>58432678
>r/bant

>> No.58432694

>>58432658
lmao stay there you useless fucking nigger


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58432601 No.58432601 [Reply] [Original]

you will eat ze bugs, anon, and you will like them

>> No.58432654

you do realize the whole Trump trial is both fake AND ghey, don't you anon?

>> No.58432665

Enjoy being taxed to death on anything. Kyc is the worst thing that could have happened ever. Next up they might shut down uniswap/jupiter etc. If we dont use a vpn.


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58432590 No.58432590 [Reply] [Original]

Jannies ruined biz. Where do we go now?

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>> No.58432648

>>58432590
It's called /bant/ , you're late af

>> No.58432663

>>58432648
>jans kill biz
>biz moves over 1 spot

>> No.58432666

>>58432648
that board is shitted up with some anime and 3rd world garbage. Horrible dogshit board

>> No.58432669

>>58432666
That’s every board on biz newfag

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58432671

>>58432590
Seems everyone is off on /bant/ atm


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58432575 No.58432575 [Reply] [Original]

Now that Bitcoin can't be used as collateral in tradfi it's basically useless


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58432554 No.58432554 [Reply] [Original]

7 years, 2 bullruns missed.

You’ll never get your youth back.

And you deserve it for trying to use new frens as exit liquidity and ruining biz :)

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>> No.58432619

>years wasted developing CCIP, tech that already exists today
>link retards tried their best to trick people into thinking this would ignite a new all time high for them
>it didn't
link faggots get what they deserve

>> No.58432626

>>58432554
The biggest humiliation is yet to come, when SupraOracles TGE happens and 10x in a week and eventually surpasses chainlink and becomes the standard oracles solution and chainlink goes to zero

>> No.58432644

Why do people lie about LINK so much? Like I have no skin in this one but it's just odd from the outside looking in, how bad the fud is.

>> No.58432680

>>58432644
It's just rage baiting. Most oldfags hold a lot of LINK. Baiting with blatant lies guarantees replies.

>> No.58432695

>>58432626
is that the coin backed by a literal street shitter? lmao


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58432546 No.58432546 [Reply] [Original]

Are there any expats living in Hong Kong around here?

What do you guys use for crypto?


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58432534 No.58432534 [Reply] [Original]

The best investments are the narrative

Musk:

(9/25/2012) "Tesla Supercharger will over time allow you to travel anywhere on pure sunlight for free"

(5/9/2013) "There is a way for the Tesla Model S to be recharged throughout the country faster than you could fill a gas tank."

(9/23/2015) "My guess is probably we could break 1,000 kilometers within a year or two. I'd say 2017 for sure." (621 miles)

(1/6/2016) "In ~2 years, summon should work anywhere connected by land & not blocked by borders, eg you're in LA and the car is in NY."

(10/19/2016) "All you will need to do is get in and tell your car where to go." (He said the car would be able to drive from Los Angeles to New York city with no human intervention by the end of 2017.

(Nov. 2017) "It's got a better drag coefficient than a supercar." (Talking about the Tesla Semi-Truck)

(10/31/2018) "By next year, a Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it’s valid & park."

And many more...

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58432537

>>58432534
>ELON MAN BAD

>> No.58432541

>>58432537
Have sex incel

>> No.58432605

>>58432534
god forbid he have ambition


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58432509 No.58432509 [Reply] [Original]

Convert your crypto to pussy instead. Pussy is the only thing that matters. You must maximize your pussy gains.

>> No.58432512

so how does that work? I send all my crypto to pussy wallet address right?

>> No.58432515

>>58432509
I actually did that some years ago, I got SRS in thailand thanks to the past bullrun and now I get a lot of dicks there thanks to it..

>> No.58432518

My future wife is not receiving a single dime from my portfolio. She will be locked in the kitchen/bedroom

>> No.58432526

On month 5 and even white women turn me on now.

>> No.58432608

>>58432512
Prostitutes accept bitcoin bro


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58432499 No.58432499 [Reply] [Original]

Realistically what are the odds we get sub-$10 link? I need it around $9 to close my short and break even.

>> No.58432500

>>58432499
checked and confirmed, odds are 99%

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58432507

>>58432499
>>58432500
woah whats going on here?


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58432492 No.58432492 [Reply] [Original]

Is it any good? It says it teaches how to make money through specific means (I won't list them because I don't want to be accused of advertising).

>> No.58432506

>>58432492
yes i became a zillionaire

>> No.58432529

No. I had a father and learned about business from him. I'm sure hustler university is better than nothing for a lot of sorry fuckers though

>> No.58432531

>>58432529
>I'm sure hustler university is better than nothing for a lot of sorry fuckers though
It's probably worse than nothing in all seriousness.


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58432489 No.58432489 [Reply] [Original]

See pic related.

The top part is from the betting market PredictIt. The bottom part is from the betting market PolyMarket.

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem is at 11 cents on the PredictIt market right now but she's at just 3 cents on PolyMarket. The markets are currently fluctuating wildly because Noem was probably the consensus frontrunner to be Trump's running mate until earlier today when she released an autobiography in which she admits to killing her family pets or something. So it's trending on social media that she's just committed political suicide and so her shares are collapsing.

As an American, I can buy shares on PredictIt, but I am not allowed to buy shares on PolyMarket. This is highly annoying to me, since the potential profit is so much better on PolyMarket, but what can I do?

So I shall simply offer my fellow Anons who live outside the US this opportunity. You're welcome.

>> No.58432491

>>58432489
you can only buy $800 worth of shares on polymarket and it charges you fees in and out. you could never make an appreciable amount of money arbitraging

>> No.58432505

>>58432491

oh shit, TIL


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58432467 No.58432467 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.58432496

>>58432467
Jeet in May, shit on street and be gay

>> No.58432501

>>58432467
>He solded ze bottom

>> No.58432553

Buy in June, bullrun soon


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>> No.58432523

>>58432457
I have got no plans of selling my aast bag jewfag

>> No.58432643

>>58432523
meds

>> No.58432647

>>58432457
Holding and wouldn't be mad at all if everything dumped 10-20% more. This bullrun isn't going anywhere.
>>58432473
Go back to pol where you'll be accepted hating on women while lusting after little girls, incel.

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58432685

>>58432457
>tfw still holding

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58432706

>>58432457
I still have to stay for at least 3 more months, I've already invested too much time in my retardio to just walk away
I want to feel like I've at least achieved something with this