Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Food's ready

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Maids are olev

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>>40561507
Experience chef

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>If you love Jinkos so much, why don't you marry one?
Okay, I will.

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Partying too hard with gote!

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walking outside with unkempt hair is just asking for it

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>>40561570
fuck, im screwed

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This new reform of state rationed hags is the best for increasing the declining marriages and birth rate, now go and get your hag at the nearest municipal hag center

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>>40561570
but if I walk outside with neat hair then the cows lick it

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NUNS

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>>40561584
There are none nearby!
I don't have access to transport either.

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>>40561522
It was fun when those edits were made.
>>40561570
>>40561586
The solution is to be shaved clean.

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>>40561586
>cow licks your hair into a mess
>hound licks it back neat
>now squished between the two as they battle it out on your hair
what a vicious cycle

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>>40561586
then stop living near the cows
>>40561584
I'll win mine by winning the tournment i wasnt meant to win since everyone bet on me losing

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>>40561599
i cant be bald, im too young

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>>40561584
oh boy, I can't wait!

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>>40561507
why are there two of these threads?

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>>40561595
If you can't reach the hag center then the hag center will reach you

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>>40561507
Do Greenworms come in different colors? If so, are they still called Greenworms or [color]worm?

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Getting /fit/ for a baphomet.
Good idea? Bad?

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>>40561658
good

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be careful in the street, single men are getting snatched and sold at auctions to the rich old hags
>>40561658
damn she that heavy?

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>>40561639
The other was made early multiple threads ago, and has been kept bumped by a combination of a persistent shitposting faggot and random posters mistaking it for the real thread from the catalog.

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>>40561639
Because the other one is currently being kept up by a spiteful little bitch that can't let go.

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>>40561640
I hope this hag you are sending me likes excessive cuddling

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>>40561687
>>40561689
I don't care stop spamming the board with your garbage you cocksuckers

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>>40561653
They'd honestly probably be named after the type of papillion they are.
You know, the adult version of the greenworm everyone seems to forget about lately.

But yeah, they'd probably just be x-Greenworm

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>>40561669
>every man but you gets snatched
>even when you wear your "Hag Life" shirt
some guys have all the luck...

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>>40561700
Then don't ask.

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>>40561702
I want to fall asleep on top of her

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>>40561700
Tell that to that guy in the other thread then.

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>>40561709
yeah you did get snatched anon. You have a lovely nura wife that you've known for your whole life, right?

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>>40561709
You bear the mark only they can see.
The ultra hag comes for you, in due time.

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>>40561716
God yes

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>>40561705
I wonder, is Papillon in the profile based on a specific butterfly, and do its larvae resemble Greenworm?

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>>40561730
Seaport just looks so soft and inviting

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>>40561742
Yes.
Profile Greenworm becomes profile Papillion.
Which means there are probably subbreeds/other colorations.

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i want a girl thats both tall and soft enought to sleep on easily

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>>40561584
I'm ready to do my part

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>>40561700
Yeah I'm sure you're a concerned /jp/ anon who just happened to stumble upon our thread minutes after it was made.
We're not using your shitpost threads, get fucked

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>>40561507
Guess who's durnk agiN? Guess hwhp needs a stayrps or wbatver the whinegoat is caled to help him not die right now??? me! this guy! please jhelp! i canot holdmy drink! hardly any alcohol and im fucking gone.

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>>40561750
Not what I was asking. I meant if Papillon's design is inspired by a real life butterfly, and if larvae of that real butterfly could be comparable to Greenworm.

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Foxhound!

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>>40561758
Fat Tanuki hags

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>>40561801
Comfyhound

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>>40561705
>x-Greenworm
I want an offshoot of Greenworms that isn't the wonderland version.

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Tanuki sugar mama that picks you from school

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>>40561801
I'm going to uncross her bangs

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>>40561823
you play a dangerous game

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>>40561570
My hair is always a curly mess

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>>40561818
I'd rather have Tanuki sugar mama picking me up from work.

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Why do we have two threads again?

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>>40561801
And she’s a god fearing lady that is serectly awawawimg inside since she doesn’t know why she dressed like this for anon

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>>40561889
Because some baby shitposter refuses to let his several day old thread die and keeps injecting embalming fluid into it with bumps

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>>40561904
you keep talking to him for some reason

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>>40561889
The other one is from the shit poster, it was up 3 days ago before the previous thread, no one has made a new thread afaik, this is the legit thread we are in now.

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>>40561869
What's the worse that could happen?

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>>40561887
You won’t be working for long ya know

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>>40561919
The point is I prefer to be past the school age.

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Gonna go to Ms. Lich undead zombie hoard and yell I'm giving away free kisses and then run away.
Gonna lead the hoard to a random order town and see what happens.
I wonder how Ms. lich is gonna react.
Didn't realize the other thread was the shitposters thread.

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>>40561950
Ok, school can mean college age

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Would you sleep with your college professors to get an A?

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>>40562026
Goodness, what big paws.

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>>40562034
no, just for recreational purposes. scholastic integrity is important

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>>40562034
My teacher said I had to do it to get an A in SexED.

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>>40562081
Who was that teacher?

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>>40561976
You better hope you don't encounter anything that could impair your movement on the way, anon. Hundreds of blushing zombies can be a lot to handle.

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>>40562039
thats how you know you got a keeper

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>>40562102
It was my demon teacher. She even showed the papers to back it up. It had my signature on it as well but I don't even remember singing it. Strange that.

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>>40562106
>Foot gets stuck in a hole in the ground
>You manage to get it loose but it's already too late
>The hoard will get their kisses, and nothing will stop them.
>Hugs too

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>>40562148
>run away from zombie
>she starts sobbing
>feel bad
>run back to hug her until she feels better
>get surrounded by the horde
i suppose over a long enough timescale there might be a lot of wight harems

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>>40562205
yukari's bad enough but now you're straightup posting humans

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>>40561725
>The ultra hag comes for you, in due time.
I’m scaroused

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So I used evil magic to make an all-powerful ring do I need to wait for my p'orc army to come to me or do I just go out and tell them I'm in charge now?

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>>40562224
That's the idea, they want another spergout. The other fag has been spamming yukari in every thread trying to lure out the angry 2hu hating autist

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You have caught the attention of a clowder of cats

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>>40561801
I wouldn't say there's a lack of mge hybrid art but there definitely needs to be an abundance.

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>>40562249
bunch of hags need some love correction

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>>40562249
the left-most one is the worst one imo

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>>40562234
>or do I just go out and tell them I'm in charge now?
Yeah, pretty much.

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>>40562224
Fuck I posted the wrong image.


>>40562243
Jesus I hope you can walk outside without having a stroke because you’re so fucking mad right now. I’m not a /tg/ shitposter I just want to talk about MG hags and how clingy they are after a night of passionate baby making. Can I talk about that in your oh so sacred thread my lord?

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>>40562249
so many colors of cat, from white to black

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>>40562272
i'm sure she's fine on her own but it's hard to compete against chocolate

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>>40562271
Can't be true hags, no bush

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>>40561584
What if I already have a hag in my house?
Please help she’s eating all my fruit snacks!

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>>40562315
do you not see those squishy bellies? those hags have no shame

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>>40562327
just imagine the milk

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>>40562327
She's hungry. Give her some meat.

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>>40562327
Buy a milker and a cowprint bikini

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>>40562249
where the fuck is the pink one? i love that cat. shes so cute. makes me feel safe. trust.

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>>40562327
just hide your snacks in a small closet, she won't be able to reach it

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>>40562410
>hag ass stuck in and blocking your tiny closet
i'll never be able to get to my tiny supplies like this

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>>40562446
Make her cum until she faints
Then you can pull her out, get your snacks and enjoy your temporary hag pillow

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>>40562464
does that unstick them? doujinshi barely ever show the part where emergency services frees them

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Worst thing that could lead to a happy ending?

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>>40562446
thats why you go to your emergency tiny closet
I mean she can't be stuck in 2 places at the same time right?

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>>40562478
nothing that a little olive oil or butter can't fix, though she might want you to lick her clean after so be prepared

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Me and my hellwan wife just moved to the suburbs, I find that she gets along with the neighbors wives well enough.

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>>40562327
blow her back out

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>>40562480
Jizzing in your monsters bosses cup and her keeping you as it tastes great

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>>40562327
And extra hag doesn't hurt, after all they are overflowing with years of love

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>>40562504
Don't let your wife give your neighbor's wife funny ideas.

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>>40562591
>Neighbor Anon Gets Home from Work, his usually timid Kobold Wife is unusually aggressive

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>>40562677
milk...

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>>40562590
But now I have to deal with TWO hags eating my food and playing my Rapestation 5!

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thread please im durnk i need attention and knowledge of winegoat

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>>40562732
Personally my hag keeps me well supplied

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>>40562769
that is NOT a hag

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>>40562732
They are simply converting that food into milk.
They are also very soft and comfy pillows.
You really should've read the fine print.

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>>40562735
Winegoats are very wise.

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>>40562830
in what way?

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>>40562881
Winegoats are very wise.

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>>40562735
Just hold onto the winegoat's horns and let her take care of you.

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>>40562715
some monsters are able to see your thirst meter

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>>40562881
In a drunken kind of way.

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>>40562881
They understand what the soul needs and how to provide that. They are very eloquent as well.

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>>40562881
they don't wear pants

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>>40562894
anon. i cant walk. im sitting down looking at 4chan. this board. and playing warframe. i cannot hold her horns. hands too weak.

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>>40562306
The hime cut helps

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>>40562978
Does strong winegoat princess-carrying you sound good to you?

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>>40562992
oh god i need this. thing is, first time i got blackpout drunk, i threw up onet wo women who were fliritng with my friends. I was too durnk to repsond.they all carried me out and i cried so ard ithrew up again. i dontknowi if i trust myself to be princess caried in this state.

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>>40563021
Yeah sounds like you'd be better off with a kiki. They're better at cleaning up vomit.

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>>40562896
Great, another thing to manage.
Now I have to make sure I don't get too thirsty if I don't want to be preyed upon too?!
This game is way too unbalanced.

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>>40561604
>battle slowly moves south, first hitting your mouth where they take turns grappling your tongue back and forth, then to your crotch where your dick is mercilessly assaulted in a pincer attack from two hot, wet, sloppy foes
>now you're stuck with a cow gf that's developing a more aggressive and lustful personality, and a hound gf whose body is slowly swelling to holstaur-tier proportions

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>>40563058
it comes with multiple strength buffs tho

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>>40563051
well im not throwing up right now is the thing. id also clean up the vomit myself. i dont want tot put her throught that.

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>>40563112
I don't need strength, I need hag resistance.

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God I wish that was me

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>>40563149
pretty easy, have lots of sex with them

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>>40563112
Half of my arousal at this picture isn't from the tits but from her hat
There is no monster that isn't improved by putting a big hat on top of her

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>>40563167
i honestly get aroused from very fancy monsters in very fancy dresses with equally fancy hats

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whats level has your HAG status reached? starts at 1, for the record. finisheds at 10. Or, at least, thatsthehighest ever seen. guy was instalossed by anyhag. now lives with his mouth attached to his wife tits.

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Is Hag/Aunt the lastest trend? i swear there weren't nearly posted this much some months ago, what caused this

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>>40563211
I don't know, maybe 2 or 3. I wouldn't go looking for hags but it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me either.

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>>40563262
its a constant thing. ive hag posted before, and i hate the word hag. dont know why.

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>>40563112
Mushmilk is dangerous

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>>40563262
it seems, just something to talk about
>>40563211
99, any hag in my sight is going to tackled and bred by me, to which then I would fall asleep
>>40563283
it aint shiiiiiiiiiitititiiiiii, camn the the insinssde of mmmyy head

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>>40563164
This is like saying you can't take damage if you're dead, therefore death is the best damage mitigation.

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How heavy would tall fox be?

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>>40563308
sounds legit

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>>40563262
We are slowly converting fellow anons to hagism
Soon all will be hags

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>>40563313
Her tails alone weigh more than you

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>>40563211
10 easily.
I'll submit to hags instantly and cuddle them as if my life depended on it

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>>40563308
If you want to be able to resist something, ypu nned to expose yourself to it, and little by little, get over it
>>40563313
thats actually a good question, I aint really math inclined but I would put it in the realm of 500lbs

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>>40561653
***worm

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>>40563308
>Yes.

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>>40563366
So the more I spend balls deep inside a hag the more I become resistant to them? that doesn't make sense, but doesn't hurt to try

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>>40563021
i regert. saying this to a thread. of who knows how many lurkers. greatest shame. but i was on patrol.

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i hear there is a kindgom in the desert where milk flows in the river and the anubis milk runs free

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>>40563443
>Yes, my lord, I absolutely must be under the Minecraft blanket with you.
>No, this is reasonable combat dress for protecting one's master at night.
>Yes, you have to be the little spoon.

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I love my wonderland wife!!!!

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creepy ghost whose ultra thicc and still damn creepy

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>>40563537
dumb ghost won't be so scary when she is knocked up

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>>40563536
shes a cute modern velociraptor

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>>40563479
I don't know, this sounds like hag propaganda

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>>40563536
what town is she from?

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>>40563537
creepy girls are the best especially if theyre kind of malicious in a way that does harm anyone but they're kind of yandere.

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Please post more I'm begging you. I'm sobering up but when I'm even a little drunk I need SOMETHING. LOOK AT THIS WOMAN I LOVE HER.

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>>40563569
Jubtown!

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>>40563626
That place is nice. My wife is from nearby. Weird how theres a whole town of JUST jubs. Like theres nothing else. Just... Jub. as far as the eye can see.

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>>40563563
you havent heard of the kingdm of Hathor's blessed? They help anyone who fainted from heatstroke by breastfeeding them!
>>40563544
Thats if you can grab her

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>Kneeling on the ground like that suits you.

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>>40563720
is your wife also a jub? maybe our wives can be friends.

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>>40563479
! !

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i love spicy heck puppers

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>>40563790
i see nune here

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>>40561507
Imagine catching your Monstergirl friend listening and possibly schlicking herself to ASMR of her favorite cute anime boy characters sweet talking to her as if in a lovely relationship.

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>>40563537
I guess to beat her one has to bust a nut in her

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>>40563744
she is not, she is a mindflayer
they can still be friends though

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>>40563794
They love you too.

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40563831
>>offtopiv pic
>>didnt make a good joke or a damn pun

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>>40563830
>which sounds exactly like you

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i love my teacher

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>>40563861

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>>40563866
Thats Ms. Hat, the biology teacher, really loves talking about how monsters mate with humans and court their man

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>>40563866
i don't get it

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Which monster girls want human men talking to them like this?

https://youtu.be/bI0iLWPKWbQ

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>>40563890
Me either, But my mom always wants me out of this class tho

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>>40563883
I'm going to get her a variety pack of teas at the end of the year as a present.

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>>40563861
I'm scared of my teacher

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>>40563313
Going by square cube law, easily over 400+ lbs.

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>>40563924
y?

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I need a kraken to forcibly restrain me and make me touch her

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>>40563944
wonder what getting inked is like

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>>40563944
I want a kraken to hold me down to rape me as her tentacles moles me

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>>40563987
messy

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>>40563892
The chuuni old hag monsters that lived through the previous ages of the current Demon Lord for sure.

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>>40563987
Kraken ink uncontrollably when they orgasm

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>>40563924
must be a dqn

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>>40563993
Tsun

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>>40563924
At least your teacher doesn't throw spears at you while telling you to run faster.

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>>40564017
>have to put tarps down every time ms kraken comes in for a massage
should probably get a poncho and some goggles too. those stains aren't coming out of my clothes

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would krakens be aroused at you eating their rissotto nero or squid ink spagetthi?

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>>40564125
and you also do notice that shes your only client who pays a ton of money

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>>40564154
why yes, i do accept spanish doubloons

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>>40564175
>she keeps sinking ships to pay for anons massages
please just marry her anon, think of the poor pirates

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>>40564182
they are upstanding citizens living in the deep, so I think they are fine

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>>40564125
>forgetting how the smell lingers

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>>40564125
Would a Kraken massage be like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHycTRVClc

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>>40564207
That's how you get marked so the other monsters get warned, I'm pretty sure that undead also use their scent to mark their future husbands

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>>40564126
its probably the equivilent of getting aroused at her eating something with your spit in it, so... maybe?????????

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I hear a lilim’s strength is proportional to her ass and thighs, is there any truth to this theory?

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>>40564239
i figure undead mark with bites. ghoul, vampire and zombie at the very least.
pharaoh too but that's just because she's kinky

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>>40564248
she had a butt job, lmao

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>>40564263
>Pharaoh not inscribing your skin with non-toxic gold paint with her crest and making you wear minimal attire so everyone knows who you belong to

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>>40564263
>zombies nibbles on you
>claims you are her hubby now
>cuddles up to you
well if that's the law...

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>>40564263
I don't mind being marked by a zombie

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>>40564318

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>>40564327
im stealing the zombie nuns

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>>40564263
Zombies are the best hags

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>>40564330
Even the Mother Superior?

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>>40564248
no. is alllllllllll in the heart

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>>40564338
especial that white wight

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>>40564330
Kidnapping is a serious crime in the necropolis anon, one punished by marrying your target

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>>40564349
im stealing the undead anubi

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>>40564318
love this pic. would love a hoard of them trying to get into my hiding spot for forced love. they start off slow and desperate, and as time goes on (before they take me back to their hideout) they get faster, more excited and more seductive

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>>40564357
>Breaking news! Necropolis grinds to a halt as local man Anon steals key citizens
>When question, his response was "The government doesn't want you to know this, but the undead are free! I have 35 at home right now!"
>Anon ended the interview by carrying off the undead rata that was interviewing him
>more at 11

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>>40564425
>>40564327
it's neat that you can dress them up like whatever. going to have so many cosplay zombies

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>>40564357
>undead anubi
Does that mean there's such a thing as helhounds?

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>>40564466
im going dress a zombie like a magical girl but shes a pudgy 30 year old zombie

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>>40564466
I would like a horse of zombies dressed as exotic dancers, even qhen pregnant

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>>40564466
but what will they think when they eventually wight? their going to be the laughing stock of high class society with their cute cosplay pictures!

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>>40564497
>horse
I mean horde, the s is next to the d

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Hag Phantoms...

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>>40564526
Lots of questions as to if the role play will be older woman/younger man or if she likes to play the 'young' lady.

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Post your best holstaur pics please!

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>>40564566
nah, find 'em. ya lazy cunt

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>>40564546
>play the 'young' lady.
>hag phantom pretends to be a schoolgirl, complete with uniform
>unfortunately, she thought she could wear the uniform
>she tries to ignore how it digs into her and how much she spills out
>anon wonders what will give first: her outfit or her pride

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>>40564579
>And on that day
>The pride won that day
>THe outfit poped tho

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>>40564566

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>>40564596
dont, hes doing this to shitpost

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>>40564526
Heyyy I was just thinking about phantoms. Good taste. Good thoughts.

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>>40564125
A Shog full body slimi- I mean massage is supreme

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>>40564596
Thank you, fren! Cows are love!

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>>40564579
Anon please, with all the MEAT coming out of the suit, she's built for that role

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I'm putting forth a bill in MGC to make monsters with tails wear underwear when they wear skirts. I'm tired of being flashed when they lift up their tails

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fat bunny butt

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>>40564828
it is of little worth without the tail

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>>40564853
shes a poor soul that got her tail taken by the tail stealer

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>when you get UOOOOHHHed by a bapho

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>>40564928
Sabbaths used to be my main MGE fantasy, but I've been drawn more and more into Shogs as time has gone on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564366
https://youtu.be/dH3Kes1WTwE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564936
Eldtrich sabbath sith loli shoggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564928
i doubt i'd survive the msgk strike team

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564965
With*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564965
Oh, sometimes I fantasize about summoning my Shog as part of research with Kuroferuru or Runya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564967
Womb tattoo mesugaki are too powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

been thinking about rans milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564998
Me too, and that's one of the reasons why I love Yukari so much, you get a mommy kitsune and a loli nekomata for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564985
Runyan can't magic though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565042
No, but her disciples can, and she has the best library.

[Anonymous No.]

Still thinking about those milk cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565069
me too, been thinking about the dragonia milk bar in the milk district

[Anonymous No.]

>>40563739
Post the aftermath, coward

[Anonymous No.]

she has practised on pillows for months. you do not stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565166
fancy looking cow there friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565175
shes from dragonia, they always fancy over there

[Anonymous No.]

MGQ PARADOX
PART 3
PV IS OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565202
>looking for harpy games
> magically this comes out.

woah, does it have any harpies in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565202
is it any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565253
It's... it's a trailer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565260
can you eat it, no i meant is paradox any good, if i dont really care about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565219
A whole kingdom of them.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best colour on your favourite monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565307
ah so is mgq paradox a remake of sorts? i played the original (kinda stopped when stuff got to vorey.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565324
The bright-pink clothes of a hag trying to look young while wearing something several size too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565333
It's more of a game than the original. Whether that's a good or bad thing depends on the person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565324
purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565324
While the canon Shog is purple, I like the idea of a Shog who shifts her color based on emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565324
Blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565202
Oh boy, only 5 more years and we can get something playable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565324
pure white

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565324
Between grey/green or purple and all those variations

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565382
pure white ghost gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565382
whatever green this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564828
>Boing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565382
>>40565424
What kind of spooky houses do these ghosts haunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565439
antebellum mansions

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565439
fancy haughty spook house with southern fancy accents like said>>40565459

[Anonymous No.]

>40563831
>phonefaggot
>off-topic garbage pic
kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565520
Unironically lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565520
Ignore and report, Meido will do the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565202
Does Paradox have Tamamo in it? I played it once years ago but decided to stop until it was finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565539
There are at least two Tamanos. More if you include all nine-tailed foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

fire dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565552
So it does have the heavenly knight Tamamo in it, Ok I didn't play long enough to meet her then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565569
smells like suflur

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565202
You know, i realized that MGQ always was trash with /tg/-tier plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565575
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565552
>There are at least two Tamanos
well that is going to be confusing, ill consult barry about how i should proceed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565651
I am guessing he's referring to her sealed and full power forms.

[Anonymous No.]

help, im being hunted by rich monsters for sport

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565661
just go rambo on them, just more lewd

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm.... fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>40565533
Unironically kys, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565694
nah, Im going to troll them, that seems more fun. Like appear in their base camp as an assistant then when they go looking for me, start luaghing as hours pass and they cant find me, then walk out in front of them and reveal my face, folowed by quickly dissappearing in the bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565272
I only played part 1, but I loved it. It's kinda like dragon quest mixed with pokemon with sex scenes. You can talk monsters into joining up with you and each on has a unique trait and a list of races and classes she can be. Like a harpy can be a combat based raptor, or a seduction based siren. There's traditional rpg classes like warrior, but you could also just be a pervert that steals panties if you want. You get sex scenes either through losing a fight or asking your party member nicely after raising affection. Once a girl joins you (but isn't in your party), you start to see her wandering around in towns. Like the p'orc girl that tries to singlehandedly raid every village and nobody takes her seriously, or the two fox girls who wander around, the younger asks a question and the older one bullshits an answer. There are shit fetishes and girls, but it's easy to just beat them and forget they exist. The story was meh, but collecting girls and trying out meme builds was pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

DEMONS! INTERDIMENSIONAL INVADERS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565752
>rata reports on an increase on auntster/hag doujin sales
>as well as teacher doujins and cow doujins of all specieses

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even hellhounds can get a bit too toasty in warm weather, be sure to cool them down with good drinks

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I have too much blood and I require your cutest vampires stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565777
i only have massive vampire saggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565765
If I spray her with the water hose, will she do that dog thing where they go crazy and try to bite the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Give me all your loli or JK shogs and dark slimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565799
She'll probably use it to get an impromptu 'shower' to cool off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565382
God I love white girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565826
me too, they make me go crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565661
Jerk off into a cup and put the cup under a box trap and wait for them to take the bait and trap them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565836
also very good idea but how about a pit?

[Anonymous No.]

vampire cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566027
>can't close her coffin properly cause of her tits
>her spooky entrance is always interrupted by the lid sliding off mid scare
dumb vampire

[Anonymous No.]

I like big monsters but vamp mosquito is also one of my favorites and it got me thinking, would a big vamp mosquito have a bigger proboscis then average or would it stay petite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566075
>She tries to talk but ano just keeps looking at her massive milkers and making suckling motions without thinking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565324
red

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566154
>vampire keeps trying to preform her evil speech, even as her blush grows bigger
>anon is just staring holes into her big blood bags, licking his lips
>vampire makes a sudden movement during her speech and her boobs let out a sloshing sound
>anon bites his lip to hold back a groan, while feeling his pants grow tighter
>vampire keeps giving her speech with tears in her eyes and her soul withering
Poor thing

[Anonymous No.]

What mamono(s) would give me the closest experience to the harem in To Love Ru?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Yes hello, I'm here for my new wife. This is the thread for excellent quality wives yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566779
Why is this fox so small?
Foxlets are bad. No one likes foxlets. Fox must be at least the same height as you, preferrably taller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566796
It is a clever trick to lure in Anons who think they want a shorter fox.
Every day after the wedding, she shall slowly increase her height until she is back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40563487
Weirdest demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566905
me in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566796
I like foxlets. Portable mofu you can easily pick up and carry around

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566779
What do you mean by new wife? infidelity is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565600
>/tg/-tier plot.
That doesn't make any sense, in MGQ HFYfags are comically incompetent villains who fail to achieve anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566921
Fish milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567076
sea snek milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567066
Don't take the bait

[Anonymous No.]

Boy, I sure hope there wasn't any BIG NEWS in the monstergirl fan community during my day off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567130
Don't worry Rata-chan, enjoy your day off, there haven't been any MGE updates in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

It is time for sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567142
Yes

Goodnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567142
If only I could sleep in the warm, all-encompassing embrace of my Shog wife, while she sleeps in my embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567142
oh. okay.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how ukranianon is doing ever since he told the thread abt how he was activated

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567142
Nighty night

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566987
Bicorn waifus are good First Waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567142
Time to go to bed and dream about my auntster
https://imgbox.com/t8XZrzUA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566575
How can you get a spider to heart you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567142
But I work night shift. I'm going to get fired and have to sell myself to a danuki hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567228
Tell her you like being webbed up, but will still struggle so she gets that thrill of binding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567267
Having a Danuki sugar mama feels like a dream came true, it doesn't matter if she's a hag I would simply jump into her arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567340
>it doesn't matter if she's a hag
Imagine having a sugar momma who’s younger than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567166
Hopefully he's creampieing his Alp/Alp Orc Russian-speaking wife every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567166
Dead in a ditch most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567350
age is just a number

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564515
You pretend not to notice and just keep treating her like a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't lewd your bapho.

Cherish her. Hug her. Maybe even give her upsies if she's good! But do not lewd her under any circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

Mom + monster = momster
Aunt + monster = auntster
Sister + monster = ??? Sisterter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567130
/monster/ is down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565752
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

Of course one thing harpies can't defend against is a set of steel tongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567130
>Rata decides to take her first day off of the entire year
>Portal opens

>>40567378
You say it's a number until the monster you thought was a hag calls you "no cap cringe" for failing her "vibe check".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567451
I wouldn't lewd the Bapho! She's my boss, not my wife! But my wife (Shog) sometimes pulls off a convincing cosplay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567350
>sugar momma gives you some money
>because you’re the only one old enough to buy beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567350
>young danuki startup CEO sugar mama
>young wight sugar mama that pays you with her pocket-money

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564928
It's all fun and games until she calls you onii-chan for the millionth time and you wonder if she knows your name

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567577
She should be concerned when she realizes she's been with him so long and still doesn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567569
>Young CEO Tanuki keeps using you as stress relief because of her crypto portfolio

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567647
>Bapho is making a hotel reservation for the both of you
>It's in the name of Ylenea Abyssruler and "Onii-chan"
>The worker asks for your real name
>Bapho insists it's "Onii-chan" and threatens to book another hotel if you're not registered by that name

[Anonymous No.]

>Shog wife uses telepathic trickery to make others hear her saying but name when she says it
>But I hear what she actually says - a synesthetic symphony that feels more fundamentally communicating "me" than symbolic language ever could

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567350
>a rich gyaru monster highschooler doing compensated dating, but in reverse
>she walks up to an overworked guy and rubs his crotch asking if he wants a good time
>he's suspicious and says no
>she fans a fat stack of cash in his face
>he doesn't want to, but the money is too good
>it becomes a regular thing
>the extra cash is nice, he finally feels like he has his head above water
>then one day she just stops talking to him
>he's back to barely scraping by with his job
>then he gets a message from his boss
>they need to see him to discuss his future with the company
>oh god, he's going to get fired
>he steps into the office and the gyaru is sitting at the boss's desk
>her mom just bought the company out, and it's going to be gyaru's first business
>unfortunately he needs to be let go, but there is a new opening for him if he needs it
>as her "personal assistant"
>she slides a contract across the table
>he expects an employee contract
>it's not
>it's a marriage contract
>she then pulls out an envelope from her desk and hands it to him
>she calls it a starting bonus
>inside is a stack of bills and a positive pregnancy test
>she promises much more of both of those in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567728
>Pharaoh checks [you] and her into a hotel
>Her (and your) titles combined take about an hour to write down

[Anonymous No.]

What kinda wine do young wine goats drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567728
Old people are no joke. You'll upset her if you argue it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567763
>The receptionist makes a single mistake while reading out her name
>Pharaoh has her reading it all loud from the start
What a tyrant ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567763
>Shog checks (You) and her into a hotel
>Walk past the receptionist entirely
>Elevator has a new button, floor 1+i
>Moves sideways into a new wing that only (You) and those with your permission can access
>Receptionist doesn't question it, unless enough Shogs visit a hotel to start overtaking the main structure with Shog-floors

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567778
Sparkling wine, mulled wine and those fancy "Rosé"
Be careful though, they tend to so very embarrassing things when drunk, like how much they want to take a nap on your chest while you caress her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567778
Prosecco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567778
Vodka+cola+mint+grape juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564967
>there are vintage video game consoles inside the van anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567880
That won't work on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567853
Dios mio. I guess I'll just stick with wine aunts than wine nieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567790
Imagine arguing with your ancient bapho wife because she insists on naming your first daughter some archaic old name that no one will be able to pronounce let alone spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567939
You have to come up with a really cute name for the daughter to convince your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Caught a lich, how do I get her to tell me where her phylactery is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567939
This reminded me that some baphomets are old enough to think the demon lord is young.
I don't think even dragons can claim that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567778
RTDs and wine coolers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568017
Tell her something sad. Really make her feel.
They don't call these things feelacteries for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567913
You can't trust Black Philippa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567462
momster is adoptive monster mother, not a monster mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567913
Young wine goats are ruthless when it comes to drinking. They lack the suave charm of older goats and rely more on drinks to make things happen. One of the most devious tactic they employ is to arrive at your door, down an entire bottle of strong liquor and then ring the doorbell. That way when you meet her she's completely sober, but fifteen minutes later she's completely smashed and curls up on your lap to sleep while adorably snoring. You can't bring yourself to wake her up so she stays with you for the night and the rest is history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568049
Clearly lies, if a bapho says she knew the Demon Lord when she was a kid is just fibbing and you should tease her for making up stories. If she vehemently says she is old enough for that begin teasing her calling her an old lady and that she should act like one and look like one to

[Anonymous No.]

>be some insignificant loser with no future and no respect from other people
>get isekai'd to MGE world
>you're a fish out of the water at first, but it's sink or swim
>somehow find some simple job so you don't starve
>some monster girl gets you to be her boyfriend
>get more confident and become more motivated to improve yourself
>by now have a better job and help the local community with knowledge from your world and with hard work
>get married to your girlfriend
>you're now respected and liked by people of the town that is truly your home
>years pass
>you hear the news that portals were opened to another world
>the descriptions clearly fit your old world
>your wife is excited to visit it and let you meet your family and old friends again
>you didn't tell her you had no friends and weren't on good terms with your family
What's a good way to tell her? She'll probably be let down either way, but some sightseeing in the old world would still be in the cards.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that baphos actually make pretty good tanks? All they need is a good support.
Don't forget to buff the bapho and you will always win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565307

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568443
Since they all carry scythes it's hard to imagine them as anything but melee dps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568443
they can pry my role as the tank class from my cold dead hands
I am a heavy knight, and I will protect my squishy healers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568463
Harpies are one of the few good things about MGQ world. I'd never accept isekai offer without a guarantee that I end up in their village

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568490
But you can team up with angels and be a justified paladinfag?
Lot of monsters just need killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568490
There's a fluffy one in pt.2 too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568412
>weren't on good terms with your family
Speak for yourself, hombre. I fucking love my mom and dad and they love me, we'd have a great dinner where me and dad cook on the grill while mom and monster while they both curse about failing to get yolks and whites for the lemon meringue pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568512
Need a parody shitfic where edgelord teams up with angels only to get betrayed and die a horrible death by some delphinus abomination

>>40568517
Yeah, she was great.
Friendly and baby-crazy birds is the best idea ever, they were also the only monsters with an actual solution for coexistence

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568527
I think I would cringe internally many times when a thousand year old lolibaba hangs out with my family and only refers to me as onii chan. And monster values are different so expect to hear "big brother pew pew stick" at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568527
That's in terms of that hypothetical. If you did have a loving family, then it's a no-brainer to visit them with your wife to let them know you didn't die when you disappeared for all those years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568562
>portals open after isekai
>go back to earth with a monster wie
>a blue haired woman comes up to you on the street
>"A real man would go to the effort of wooing a woman, you took the easy route with a monster that has internalized misogyny and latches onto anyone"
Woman are willing to shame people having sex if they think it lowers their own value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566987
maybe he didn't have one and so having a wife is a new experience to him

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever thought about how easier it would be to accomplish your goals if you had a monster girl wife?
>Anon wants to lose weight
>His succubus wife cooks him delicious healthy meals
>Helps him burn tons of calories with intense sexercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568651
Sounds like you should hit the gym lardanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568651
>Have you ever thought about how easier it would be to accomplish your goals if you had a monster girl wife?
Yes.
I've thought about it. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568729
What goal requires a kunoichi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568767
Kunoichi is a goal in and by herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568767
A sudden shift in the political landscape

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568767
He's going to steal the declaration of reconciliation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568512
>not even half a year since she got free
>goverments falling apart, war, energetic crisis, two countries about to collapse into nothingness
okay, I do not want to touch fluffy tail anymore. back to the stone you go, hag

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hello."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568789
>two countries about to collapse into nothingness
All of europe lol. The portal nuke theory is a lot more realistic than you might imagine.
We are on the edge of the knife, anon. Nuke maybe but 100% inflation is a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568804
I don't follow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568804
Oh no ! My weakness, lion butthole.
I've lost hope on KC ever releasing a lion girl profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568896
We'll never get to see the ghost wizard cat either. And that one was even on his upcoming list!
It's sad. The game was honestly a massive misstep for him. He certainly wasn't ready to lead a project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568896
>year 2022
>I am forgotten...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568938
Is he still working a full japanese salary man schedule on top of working on MGE and drawing for a magazine and a gacha?
Poor guy just doesn't have the time to do it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568993
It does seem to be the case. maybe if he dropped everything but the job he might be able to do it, but Japanese jobs are notoriously more soul crushing than any other type of wage slave and I am pretty sure on a fundamental level KC views drawing as relaxing but the programming as work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568971
Well, technically they're also bat girls and scorpion girls. Some people just want plain lion girls like they'd like plain scorpions and werebats.

[Anonymous No.]

Best selling books in MGC? What are they and what are they about

[Anonymous No.]

royal pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569376
Is old and dusty, go for the cute new priestess instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569412
I'm into a royal guard myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569412
But I want to clean out the dust with my wiener and make her feel young rho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569438
Making older monsters feel young is a human boy's duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569445
I would to see one blush like a young girl even tho she's xxxxxxx years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569445
>Mating pressing an old sandy pharaoh
>Hear loud crack
>Pharaoh whispers "My hip" while holding back the tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569412
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569267
>Somewhat saucy romance novels
>Cookbooks
>Self-help/Human helping books
>PopMagi books
Stuff like that

My waifu likes to read to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569499
That's your cue to go harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569499
>caught by a smug hag
>she keeps telling you how she's going to ruin your pelvis tonight
>in the end her hip gives in way before you even get started properly
old ladies need to be mindful of their age, maybe classic missionary is more up to their speed

[Anonymous No.]

What are some monster girl waifu 'close enough' scenarios?
>shorstack baphomet(or worse, runya)
>shy hellhound
>manticore that doesn't like using her tail
>vampire that only wants to drink blood from your leg
>temporarily embarrassed millionaire danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569550
The old gal is wearing gyaru clothes and it barely fits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569603
>Unprofessional ushi-oni rapist
>Misses her pussy over a dozen times no matter how she lines your cock up
>End up cumming on her abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569376
https://exhentai.org/s/1f9a3cc3c3/991727-160

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569603
>Mad Hatter that likes alcohol
>Satyros that prefers tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569603
tsun wurm nun
humble jabberwock
banshee bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569672
Tea with added alcohol would make both happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569267
Depends on the year
1999: Y2K, the end of a millennia
>A book about how to protect your family from the automaton uprising
2002: Henry Bower and the Succubus' stone
>Story about a boy being the first male student in a magical school
2005: Dawnlight
>Story about a young man being courted by both a vampire and a doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569376
>>40569412
Go for a cute young princess, even if she's bratty she can be corrected

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cows so dumb? I can't milk her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569879
She wants to milk you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569879
That's her recharging position. You need to plug your dick in so she can have the energy for milk production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569718
The most dangerous tea party, with you sat in between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570379
Them pushing their big titties against your head so you can have easy access to milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570600
Heaven is found between the four soft mountains filled with milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570673
It is how monsters ensnare young Anons. You're just there minding your own business when a pair of huge monster tits packed into a tight shirt smother your face. You try and escape but another pair come and press against the back of your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570804
And to monsters, young is anything younger then 100

[Anonymous No.]

I need an onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking about kunoichis an awful lot lately. I don't really know why, but I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570600
It’s just a friendly little get together until the drinking starts, then all of a sudden there’s hands on your thighs and whispers in your ears and arms around your waist, and before your know it they’re sitting in your lap and stuffing your face into their cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569603
>Mute Atlach-Nacha who can't insult you

>>40570924
Having an onee-chan is a BIG responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570968
>big, tough kunoichi wants to demonstrate the ideal wall climbing method to you
>she gets about ten feet up before you can see more than she bargained for
>"Oh, shimapan? Cool"
how to bluescreen a kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

Putting some Monstergirls in an AI dungeon scenario. What are some good Egypt Themed ones that might not come to mind at first? All the base ones for the desert, obviously, but I'm trying to think up more.

>Locust girl
>Cactus
>Crocodile
>Serpopard (Catgirl+Lamia?)
>Hippo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571205
Ibis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571205
>Egypt
>cactus
U wot m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571218
Ibis harpy is a good one, yeah. One problem I'm facing is that Egypt just has really lame mythological animals. Big scorpion. Big snake. Leopard with serpent head. And then all the obvious ones like Sphinxes and Mummies.

>Shy Set beast with hair that covers eyes. Species is shy because their whole magical beast thing is literally just being a dog, that's not even real.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you explain this to your coworkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571299
Why would you tell anyone you fap to monster girls.
There is no part of this setting that won't make you a pariah and the loli stuff is the least offensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571271
>There are no cacti native to Egypt, except for the Rhipsalis Baccifera, which is found in the sub-tropical regions of Africa.

Huh! You learn something new every day. Still, no harm throwing it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570924
I need a cute, petite, perpetually-pubescent imouto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561507

[Anonymous No.]

is sturm from granblue fantasy allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571375
Monster girls from most series are allowed if they're not furry and you don't post about males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571397
>Monster girls from most series are allowed
Except for Warcraft and League of Legends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571406
I thought it was only Draenei and only because of some fanart that's not even canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571440
Draenei aren't mostergirls anyway but no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571324
>Why would you tell anyone you fap to monster girls.
security clearance investigation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571465
Not him but they clearly are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571486
Shut up. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571465
By that logic Orcs aren't either.
We should probably just stop here, I get a feeling this is just gonna end in a shit storm again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571502
>By that logic Orcs aren't either.
Correct, if you mean green-skinned stuff.
But yes, let's not continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571205
>mirage ghost
>camel centaur
>vulture harpy
>jerboa lolis
>Hathor cow goddess of sex, beauty, and fertility

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571465
>Draenei aren't mostergirls
You got a strange definition of monster girl in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571406
and vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571406
Ahri is posted all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571570
>WHAAT I HAVE TITS OH MY GOOOOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571528
Draenei are western trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571581
Yes but we have to keep a close eye on her, she's a wily fox

[Anonymous No.]

Fat tanuki hags...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be mind-broken into worshiping a lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569376
>fucking a monarch
disgusting. vile, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569433
what about tricksters, swordmasters and gunslingers? or the rare dark slayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571640
No anon! you must resist the nuki tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569376
Gonna fuck the zombie princess.
I wonder how the wight queen feels about having a zombie daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570968
Me too. I think part of it is the cool costumes, and I also like the idea of them training their bodies to pleasure (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571671
Don't think you get a choice with pharaohs anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561507

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571709
3d abomination. Look at that face shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571689
Soft, meaty tummies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571596
7' blue goat women with an accent is an excellent foundation.
shame there's only a handful of decent art

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571707
I will bring democracy to the desert with my apophis rebel wife. Its staying lewd, its staying nice, but we just need a liiiiiiitle more of that concent stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571709
>fucked up body
>fucked up face shape(the fuck is that cheek)
>purple sclera
>that squint

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571696
She probably loves her just as much as a wight daughter, but is overprotective and aggressively tries to set her up with a nice husband. Mom wants her daugher to experience married life and grow up to be a strong wight like she did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571705
True, also I just love kuuderes like you woldn't believe. And fit girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571802
Oh yeah the Kuudere thing as well. I know thats what their profile says, but I never get that from them when I see them. I always think of them as super seductive, stealthy, hypercompetent, badass ninjas. I do like Kuuderes too, though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571751
>(the fuck is that cheek
It's actually a grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571829
I'm suddenly feeling mighty thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571743
I will bring my dick into loli Pharaoh pussy and decide democracy is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571880
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571743
I will turn the desert into a republic after my Shog infiltrates and infects the dark matter sphere of some Khepri sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561507

[Anonymous No.]

You live deep inside Order territory. One day you discover a small secret cult of monster worshippers trying to get taken by the species they worship.
They worship: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ (roll for one)
They offer you membership, do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
no thanks i'm good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Sandworm
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>crow tengu
One of the boring girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Ratatoskr
Be a lawfag, or work towards getting voyeuristic mofu cunny.
The choice is obvious - join the cult, meet a Rata, work with her to disseminate the glory of Chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572063

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Nurarihyon
We always had a few of these smoke ladies around. Why would we need to summon them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>cu sith
The paladins were right. I need to alert the order and have these people taken to the angel rehabilitation center. I'll sign myself up too just in case their insanity is infectious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572076
Unlike some anons I'm cold hearted enough to not give it up at the first pout

[Anonymous No.]

How did you get into this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571964
>shog infiltrates the desert
>khepri starts rolling her around
>shog demands her to stop
>due to her compulsions the khepri cannot
>muffled katamari damacy music starts playing
i'd play it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572111
Is this the origin story for planet shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572096
woof woof, mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Jinko
I believe in cat abs supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
Doppelganger
>poor girl is propably at her wits end
>being a shy little recluse, who somehow is adored by a big group of people
I'd join just to make her blush and awawawa even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561507

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571068
>she just shrugs and puts the shimapan in her pocket so you can't see them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>zombie
bloody necromancers

[Anonymous No.]

Posting some very good Terraria Monstergirls. Take your pick of favourites.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77915992
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79863159
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97506971
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97916125

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Nightmare
I can actually see a being that can enter and change your dreams being worshiped, and hell yeah I join give me a cute horse gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572301
theres also those ones from the calamity mod. the elementals. brimstone elemental and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Manticore
I’m in danger aren’t I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572127
No, classic Shoggs come from the Mountains of Madness in Antarctica where they originally were created to serve the Great Old Ones.
>so technically Shoggs exist this side of the Portal already, we just need an expedition south to go find the Maidos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572301
I have no idea what that thing in the bottom right is supposed to be but she's staring right at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572315
By the same artist? I've only seem the Crabulon one he made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572301
They all look like they just need a good hug. But ichor-titties on the bottom right looks fun, so I'll give her a kiss too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Cupid
So tell me more about this love cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572352
>>40572336
>Ichor-Titties
Behold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
I rolled for 3 because fuck you
>elf
>lesser succ
>lamia
these crazy fucking cultists holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572301
The Zombie-Elf(?) looks cute, the Harpy and Winged-Slime are okay, the rest are too "Random Eldritch Abomination" for me, as my dick doesnt get hard when its too busy trying to work out which hole doesnt have teeth or an eyeball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561507

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572338
oh, i dont know about that. maybe, i was just saying those waifus also exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>roll Angel
>not Darkened yet
>Orderite confusion intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572480
Rerolling
>Double Yuri-flower
>where do I sign up, are there fees?

[Anonymous No.]

It's too hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572364
i really shouldn't put it in
however

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>merrow
I don't join but I don't rat them out either. She's a good girl, just not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572384
Thoughts on Series 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572517
she has to marry you after you take her hat. many anons will fall prey to this when they see a stylish hat left alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572518
i like the bees and wraith best, but i am absolutely biased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572510
Burn, brit, burn.
The end of days are truly upon us, if any sabbath lolis are reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire oversleeps
twitter.com/RyoAgawa/status/1537148686429564929

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572518
The imp has a very gropable tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572518
Green WereBat - too Furryface for here
PinkTentacles - yeah, I can see it, but Im not risking my dick in there
LavaBall - ditto
Bugs - I could eat the bug and own nothing and be happy
Dark-whatever - intriguing mystery
Floating rocks - no hugs without arms
HermitCrab? - cute but a bit unweildy ifstuck in that shell 24/7
The rest generic but just okay/meh
>before the 'not-canonMGE' arrives, where are these from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567758
That's really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572612
they're some old terraria doodles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572301
>>40572612
These are Terraria Mobs, drawn by the linked artist. They're all pretty exotic since Terraria has a lot of unique stuff.

S3 has my favourite of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572651
why are ghoulish, agile looking undead so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572651
For me, it's the living onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572328
>Gate to MGE world is inside the Shogsveldt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572518
God I'd breed that Wraith until my body gives out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Dark Priest
Ooo, heresy. Sounds like fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Weresheep
I decline. I just sneak into the forbidden archives of the Order and summon fiends of various kinds to help me escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572673
She certainly looks...excited...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40565552
What do you mean 2 Tamamos? How come?
Are the first 2 games fully translated? I remember playing the first one with partial translation and it was pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571820
Maybe I just conflate then kunoichis in other media, where they are most often depicted as pretty aloof and cool as fuck. Hypercompetent and seductive is great too, but some gap moe sprinkled here and there would be amazing.
Also face masks really draw your attention to their beautiful, almost hypnotic eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572721
if you want a fiend all you got to do is shave her a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572725
The mob is called a Brain-sucker, so I guess the design rationale is being mindbroken already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572005
>Automaton
The pure machine goddess is tempting.
>>40572158
Can I join that one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568835
Nukes are keys that will open the portals, we need them ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572739
i want one in a bodysuit. one much larger than me, who is far more stealthy than her height should allow.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting the final part of the set, featuring a squad of cute Martian shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567186
I want to see a Johnny Bravoesque children's show about a bicorn trying and failing to get new wives for her oblivious husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572795
Pink foxes are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572879
itd be cool if they did the celestial pillars. i like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572879
got my favorites in that one. you keep posting the samples, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572902
Yeah. I didn't want to image spam with all 8+ of them each time, figured it might come off as rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572795
Her face looks very thrustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572957
you wouldn't thrust a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572795
She looks sleepy. She should take a nap

[Anonymous No.]

I headcanon that MGE's world is absolutely MASSIVE, with many continents, countless islands and vast oceans.
With each region being so large, it'd take someone a year to travel from the ice realm to the fire realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573024
it is absurdly large. magic makes it easier to navigate if you don't feel like hoofing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573024
i like to headcanon that its infinite. we only know a TINY fragment of all the insanely lewd things out there. the 'space' of mge is just a weird area with no gravity and a bunch of microplanets, where light seems to have been smothered out, spare small balls of hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573024
I want to explore them with my wive/s. That is why I think homebody monsters would not be a good fit for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573024
It is. We don't know how much larger than our world but it is large enough that KC felt like pointing it out in the past.
Maybe one day he'll release a world map or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573042
it effectively is with the nature of spirit realms and pandemonium

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573024
It is canon that it's larger than Earth, it's just not known how much larger exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573068
I forgot about those. that means theres infinite infinite planes that stretch on enternally and infinitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573024
It's canon, KC said it's so big even DL and her hubby didn't explore it fully despite their god-like powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573089
Be mean to a cat and get abducted to the cat kingdom.
It might work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573068
so would you rather map pandemonium or wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40571205
Kind of strange we haven't gotten Ammit considering she's probably the most famous Ancient Egyptian monster. Could work as a dummy version (or assistant) of anubis given that they work together in myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573115
>probably the most famous Ancient Egyptian monster
Delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573141
i do like winged sphinx more but i'm not sure if that's simply greek OC

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573055
A world map would be great, but I hope it'd be something not too reliable.
Maybe a funny looking sketch of a map drawn by a shut-in bapho who only went off data she got secondhand.

>>40573089
Gods can make full blown other dimension with their own laws of space and time.
The most powerful monsters have the powers of low tier gods and can also pull off such a feat (a Lilim created Wonderland)
And then mid tier monsters like Succubi can also do it but on a very limited scale as shown with their special room
So yeah, you can argue MGE's world is infinite

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573175
I liked this one a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4635995?

The pact is sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573141
>Trapped in riddlekot game
>She tells you the rape will only end when you solve her riddle
>Hands you a scroll of hieroglyphics

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573231
It's about >>40573204 and this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573316
>you hand back a list of childrens names

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573347
that's still only a small section of the world and not a complete map.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind being ruled by snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573412
what's it like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573412
Even if she's a venomous snake who makes you addicted out of your mind to her venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573443
You are legally obligated to polish your snake wife's scales at least once per day. If you have no snake wife, you are obligated to prostrate yourself before any single snake on the street and beg to polish her scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573412
Can I be owned by a snek overlord?
Can I get snek snuggles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573499
Sure. Being regularly immolated by a hebi would work too.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been raining for three days and I need a change of scenery. I buy a ticked for the first long-distance bus to leave the station. Where will it take me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573586
Rape City, population: (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561507

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573626
Something seems off about sister Agatha after coming back from her vacation…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573533
>ywn experience direct contact with a lamia
it hurts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573586
I don't know but I'm heading to Hagville.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573769
Which hag drives a Volkswagen Beetle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573780
The pale vampire. She doesn't get why others snicker when she drives past people and waves at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561507

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573780
The horny MereLizard ofc, she starts the rattley old engine and then 'drives' it like a Sybian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572795
Looks like she got into the hellwan pervitin/protein powder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573586
Most long distance busses start and end in a major city. Looks like you ended up in some kind of city that's home to a harpy post office hub that has large amounts of letters and packages going through it. Most of the girls here are harpies with delivery jobs. The buildings seem pretty tall, and the gaps between buildings are full of busy bird girls with satchels. Maybe if you ask nicely, one of them would handle your package for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573586
All the way to MGCs pyramid station! The main terminus of all public transport in MGC and beyond!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574050
>cheshire slaps a postage stamp on you
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574050
Keep on keeping on!

[Anonymous No.]

All foxes should have a body like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574066
I ship it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574147
oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40563262
Some faggot (2-3 of them max) clearly forces this shit like a spambot and the rest of the thread is too amoebous to notice/call him out. I miss the fucking "monstergirls enthusiastically doing 3dpd things!" poster at this point, was a bit more original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568971
because you are too complicated, cat-bat-whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574156
She’s gonna ship you
Next day delivery right to her bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574285
>Chesh nerd bought anon in a tanukibay auction

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568017
This is some good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574300
>unboxes anon
>is now too nervous to do anything

Surely anon wouldn't be so cruel as to grab her paws and kiss her beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574375
>Anon isnt moving either, the potion they gave him isnt wearing until 4 hours later

[Anonymous No.]

do protective monster girls fantasise about saving anons, or would they just rather them not need saving in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40568971
I remember manticore, I just prefer her as a buff musclecore than the slender version you posted.
Manticore was my introduction to MGE years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574398
>Modern day MGE
>Really protective MG writes fics about them saving anons and what not
>Gets weirdly exited when anon says he's been having a bad time or is having troubles with some bullies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574398
>Anon hires a Echidna to "capture" him
>She's married so no need to worry about her raping him
>Send some message to the local adventuring guild about getting captured
>Some monster girls get to live out their fantasy of fighting through a dungeon to save a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574394
>having to watch in horror as she wiggles her fat cat ass, comtemplating on how best to indulge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574398
I pray for a humanitarian invasion from the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574968
Go to the proper thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574968
Ochimusha can dedlift, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574968
Vampires want to cultivate a dignified and aloof atmosphere but in reality they do stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575070
Tan lines from a convoluted bikini?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575085
dawwwwww, Heckpup a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575085
Remember, no sex before marriage with this girl. Expect to get a suit if you don't have one yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575090
That is one of many things to behold
Is it working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575085
>Bible Study With Evangelical Christian Hellwan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575085
im not too sure she would like a sinner who draws monster girl porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575070
Behold, the apex predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575170
It is a hellhound’s job to chase down sinners

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575085
i can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575148
I'm not just beholding, I'm gazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575268
monsters do adore a voyeur

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575085
>Mom makes me go to bible study
>The hellhound youth leader is insufferable
>Always sits backwards to "be real with us"
>Constantly talks about Jesus being "based"
>Runs a christian minecraft server nobody uses
>Has a guitar she can't play but still uses to "jam about the good news"
>Drains my balls after every meeting and leaves me nearly dead
I fucking hate bible study

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575439
everything you listed sounds awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575439
What would she do if I logged onto the minecraft server and made a giant cock and balls?

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575563
always go for the weakspot.

[Anonymous No.]

help, I was sold by my parents to these vampires and I dont know what is going to happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575439
>t. Sinner
She is saving your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575730
It looks like you got some ugly ones instead of cute loli vamps. Sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575746
Anon, kids cant own property, im sorry you werent taught that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575764
Children are allowed form contracts when it comes to essentials such as food. Normally the food doesn't have to be alive, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

What is 'sin'? What did you do wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575837
good but its best for them to have their food to grow with them and not give them a full tbone steak, lest they turn american. So it would be better for their food to be the childs age

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575842
you didn't marry the nice christian hellhound, she didn't abbandon her edgy ways just so you can deny her the penis hand in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575873
Nice try hagposter, but you won't separate me from my sabbath mandated vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575557
>"God made you in His image anon, so your lust is a holy thing."
>sits backwards on chair
>"I wanna get real with you man, before I met Jesus I was a horny little thing. I mean, I sprained my hand while masturbating. Nearly lost my guitar claw!"
>strums some unconvincing chords
>"Yeah, shredding it. Anyway, when I found Him, I realized that shoving vegetables in my holes wasn't leading me nowhere. I needed to save myself for the boy he'd prepared for me."
>she grasps the guitar harder, snapping some wires
>"Just days and days, waiting for a little piece of underage ass that fill me and scream as I drained his balls. Yeah, God works in mysterious ways brother"
>She drops the guitar on the floor and is on you before you can move
>She sits (backwards) on your lap
>"I was really happy when I saw your gift on the server anon. You knew exactly what I wanted. All those years of teaching ungrateful little shits were worth it for you"
>"Now, lie down and close your eyes. We're gonna review Ezekiel 23:20"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575910
nice greenie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575085
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575885
if she wants me why would she become a christian

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575910
>Anon went from a normal boy who didnt like that sunday school to even urging his mom to let her babysit anon and never acted up, not even once
>Anon also never touched his wiener unless ot was "study" time

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>>40575085
>insert angel into satanism

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>>40575948
idk man, would work for me

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>>40575910
>Emissions.

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>>40575910
I have no idea why but monster girls who masturbate is really hot for some reason.
Saying that in MGC will probably be the quickest way to get like 50 videos of monster girls touching themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Hags.

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>>40570968
>Anon was the only guard of the whole castle who noticed the Kunoichi scaling the wall.
>Is about to yell and point at her
>Receives a vicious death glare from the Kunoichi.
>Decides that it's maybe better if he acts like he didn't see anything.
Was probably just the wind...

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>>40576107
>dense guard Anon gives her pointers on how to scale the wall faster
>always staring at her ass even when she catches him looking

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>>40575085
Cute rowdy Hellpup who causes all kinds of mischief, but will never swear or go against the bible.

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[Anonymous No.]

Bibel study just hasn't been the same since we got a dark priestess youth leader.

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>>40576107
>Anon was the only guard of the whole castle who noticed the Kunoichi scaling the wall.
>Is about to yell and point at her
>Receives a vicious death glare from the Kunoichi.
>Decides that it's maybe better if he acts like he didn't see anything.
>Hears exasperated huffing
>Kunoichi can't scale the wall all the way
>Anon helps her out
>She still glares at him, but accepts the help
>comes back next week because apparently her mission isn't over yet
>Anon is still slightly scared of the Kunoichi, but helps her get into the castle and can't help but ogle her firm butt
>They keep meeting like this, eventually start hanging out and bringing lunch for each other while still pretending to be scared (Anon) and angry (Kunoichi)
>one night Kunoichi arrives as usual, but this time she and Anon go home together and he discovers that she somehowalready moved her things into his house
>"And that's how I met your mother, kids"

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>>40575842
What do you mean by this?

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>>40570968
Red Kunoichi are very stubborn

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>>40576483
>yell "nice ass" up at her

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>>40576502
Don't make her come back down there to kick your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576510
I'm gonna squeeze hers

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>>40576510
I'd love to get kicked by that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a loli Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576717
I want a elder shog.

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>>40576717
>"Hey, shoggy? Could you, uhhh, flatten your chest for me real quick?"
>"Of course, Mastah!"
>eldritch slime schlorping noises
>"And could you make yourself, like, half as tall?"
>"At once, Mastah!"
>more schlorping
>"What now, Mastah?"
>"..."
>"Nevermind. This is weird. You can go back."
many such shogcases

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>father's day at kitsune school

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>>40576764
>Shog changes her body to whatever shape you want for the day.
>Tits as big as her chest, flat the next day, thighs that could crush your skull
>She never questions whatever you ask for, no matter how mundane or degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

Momonika sabbath hellhound, imagine the sex and correction.

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[Anonymous No.]

How long does it take for foxes to grow more tails? I'm not into hags but I'll only settle with a fox if they have maximum mofu.

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>>40577007
Normally it's one more tail every 100 years, capped at nine. Consider Ratatoskr if you want to have lots of mofu without waiting.

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>>40561507
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THE HEBI

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>>40577007
I thought helping her grow her mofu was part of the appeal of a non-hag fox

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>>40576797
need a monster that accepts me for the degenerate i am

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>>40577053
>one more tail every 100 years, capped at nine.

>Meet a "24 year old" fox
>She got 8 tails
>Bring this up
>She gets super flustered
Always gotta watch out for those hag foxes.

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>>40577179
She gladly will

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>>40577201
My what lovely smiles

[Anonymous No.]

What sexy outfits would a monster teacher/professor that is coming onto yoi wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577201
I want a degenerate Shog maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577007
Non-MGE foxes gain one every 100 years.
MGE foxes also grow them from having a very high amount of mana. Spend a lot of time with one and you'll notice her gaining them faster than normal.

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>>40577193
>Always gotta look for those hag foxes
Fixed

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>>40577053
What about the Danuki? her mofu is plenty since birth but what happens when she becomes older?

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>>40577359
Nuki mofu is constant once her tail is fully grown.

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>>40564118
Based star home economics student. Make her work for it, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577524
PUSSY
FLOSSING

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>>40577359
I want to be inside this Tanuki hags sweater

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>>40577534
It is an important cultural practice meant to repel the dreaded Order plague, smallcox. Amazons are surprisingly hygienic for such err traditional girls. It is said that they can cure the ailment to produce full recoveries. Sadly none of the people we send to study their ways ever returns. Damn jungle eats people alive.

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>>40577359
Every 50 years her tail gets another ring.

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>>40577583
Imagine telling your wife you feel sick only for her to give you a downright predatory look

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>>40577359
>what happens when she becomes older?
Her bank account grows exponentially

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>>40577359
She gets more fertile

[Anonymous No.]

Scary foxes exist and steal naughty boys who stray to far from the village to "devour" them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577534
There is only one thing better than pussy flossing, that is pussy flossing with freckles.

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>>40577597
Ah, you must mean the ritual "snusnu tent" that legend claims Amazons use for healing. Our records from archaeological digs and abandoned sites are both spotty and contradictory. Most of the carved depictions show ahem unusual bodily positions to enact healing rituals in the snusnu tent. Obviously this is some kind of error or misunderstanding on the part of researchers. Amazons have been verified to be unusually hardy, but the notion that *some* activities are palliative in nature is frankly ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

My Jiangshi did this today, why she did it?

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>>40577691
Oh, my Jiangshi does this all the time. She's just stretching! She may also raise a leg and do a standing split, or a weird pose called "jack-o". Just give her some privacy, she'll be grateful!

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>>40577661
need more art

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>>40577524
Home ec? I'd much rather take auto shop with all the delinquents.

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>>40577691
She put Mist Police tape on all butt 1 hole. That's a puzzler. I think you should proceed with caution, poke around the scene until you find some evidence. As always, watch out for bandits and keep your hands free to respond to anything fishy that might happen.

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LMAO, imagine going to class. I will just fight in the MGC underground for the rich and powerful who love seeing fights

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>>40577723
>Anubis delinquent
Oh no, she got straight A's again! She must be up to no good, doing extra credit assignments! You must slay her by making her fat and lazy before she destroys us all, brother!

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>>40577779
>Teacher grades the class on a curve
>Anubis class prez keeps raising the average
>Entire class conspires to pair her up with Anon to distract her
>Even her Pharaoh best friend is in on it

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>>40577633
Imagine hearing a phone alarm go off and your tanuki wife comes lurching down the hall towards you because she has just reached octuplets level fertility

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>>40577779
She might have straight A's but they're all in non-AP classes and she won't join the honors society! It was also because I couldn't find the kakuen picture I wanted

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>>40577779
>>40577831
>"anon we have to do the assignment now, its due to tomorrow"
>smother her with hugs and kisses
>she cant resist because of how lonely she's been all her life
>that was the first time she ever missed an assignment

[Anonymous No.]

writing zombie story. what zombie media should i take inspiration from and lewdify?

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>>40577852
>Anubis is over the moon with Anon
>The class has better grades
>Pharaoh is happy to see her friend happy
>Even Haku-sensei is glad she doesn't have someone asking her for extra assignments every day

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>>40577869
Blackgas

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>>40577840
>He doesn't know about her massive extra credit success record
Bad monke. She was supposed to return the bell curve to balance, not destroy the college entrance exams!

[Anonymous No.]

>Police raid on a recently exposed Sabbath compound
>Many arrests were made that day

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>>40577964
Couldn't even post something related huh?

[Anonymous No.]

can diplomatic immunity protect you from being proactively dated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578029
It's just been revoked

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578029
Peasants and invading soldiers don't have diplomatic immunity, you will be a war captive husband for a strong monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578063
But I'm just a mere refugee!
I can't do anything!
This is a war crime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578087
Oh you are a refugee? That changes your situation drastically, you will get a residence permit in exchange for being married to and being squire to a warrior monster. Service Guarantees Citizenship.

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im going to cover anon in candy and throw him into the bug kingdom to see how much chaos that would cause

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>>40578087
...refugee from what?? tell durella all about it

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>>40578122
We're all refugees, Anon. Earth is a hellscape.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Fellow adventurers, I don't know whats happening... But the Demon Realm pussy has got me thinking of dubious things."
>t.monster hunters, even the veteran ones, the moment they encounter monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578122
I'm gonna tell Druella how much she sucks and that she can stick it where the sun don't shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578106
And what if I refuse?

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>>40578184
You are gonna love being in the supermax security cuddle pit.

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>>40578199
>the cuddle pit
Sounds kinda nice

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>>40578199
Yeah I probably will, that sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

If you need me I'll be throwing up gang signs at monsters in the bad part of town

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>>40578122
>telling her about illegal human experiments

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>>40578217
You coward. I dare you to do that in the Amazonian/Ocelomeh Favelas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578239
>favelas
I can hear the "COME TO BRAZIL" from over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578239
I'll bet you a bottle of the nicest Cachaça I make it out completely fine

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>>40578184
well fuck you too, i think shes a great leader with a heart of gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578338
Hey, Druelly, wheres the portals? Dont tell me you spend it shiposting

[Anonymous No.]

>MGC Detroit
>It's all Kakuens

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>>40578313
>anon says this as he is heading to the amazon-ocelomeh favelas where there are on-going turf wars between the amazons, ocelomehs and lizardmen gangs
>there is also the odd number of international military spec-ops teams chasing and hunting down the wanted criminal/fugitive hiding within the favelas with all that bullshit going on too

Are you sure about that?

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I created a self sustaining energy core for my automaton guard so that she will stop bothering me about giving her energy the "manual"way, but the core is vanished and the lab is destroyed
Who could have done this, should I call the Mamono police?

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>>40578351
i want to live in MG Miami when its filled with crime and monster drugs

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>>40578406
>monster paramedics appearing on scene, seeing anon currently spasming in pleasure after being given too much Manticytine

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>>40578500
>load him into the ambulance
>drive to their house instead of the hospital
umm..

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>>40578500
>Anon is a normal office worker by day
>By night, hes the biggest party animal/ crimelord by night in MG Miami
>Always searching for new highs and new monsters ti party with but with all this hedonism he still feels empty
>Dead
>ROtten
>A corpse walking
>Since he comes home to an empty house
>It is so large yet so devoid of life
>Until he saw her
>That troll from next door bathing
>Will Anon be able to hide his crimes and hedoism from the Cute troll next door?

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>>40578541
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you're going to go with a gun in Monster territory it's always best to bring normal bullets. It's not gonna do fucking shit for damage in most cases but it CAN knock monsters on their ass for a little bit until you can get enough space between the two of you to use demon realm silver.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the official sabbath stance on lolibaba mother-wives like pic related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578677
read the setting, they exist, see the loli mama sextion of the sabbath book

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>>40578696
606 tons of gold

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>>40578715
thats the worth of (you), which Im willing to pay

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>>40575669
If a kitsune came in on me watching this would they shout at me.

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>>40578815
Demand she present her ears

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>>40578815
>Kitsune wife catches you watching ear rubbing mofu porn
>Gets extremley jealous and demands you rub her ears so you don't demean yourself with those mofu sluts on OnlyNyans

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578941
>mofu sluts on OnlyNyans
Holy shit, sign me up

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>>40578815
>pick up pillow
>start rubbing the corner and staring at her

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>>40578964
You better read the fine print anon. That sites terms of service is written by the very best Danuki Lawyers.

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>tfw ywn document your journey of being a weakboy to being the strongest man alive and make it wurm wrestling porno

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>>40578969
You just gave me an idea.

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>>40578990
Crafty bastards.

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>>40578990
I want to watch a danuki's OnlyNyans

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>>40579125
I want to play her tits like bongos.

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>>40579125
I want to impregnate a Danuki hag

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I'm so happy now that the age of the hag has reached these threads.

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>>40579142
Careful anon, that's how you start a danuki bidding war!

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>>40579179
Familiarity breeds contempt.

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>>40579179
Well that happened because the average /jp/ poster is around early to mid 30s

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[Anonymous No.]

willing to turn pupils into heart shapes FOR FREE
LOCAL MEN in your area

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>>40579261
eros approved matchmaking services would be a game changer

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>>40578990
This cat is why I prefer to stay in a different dimension with Shog

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>>40579288
It'd be 99% monstergirl

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>>40579320
>he hasn't heard of shogshire
enjoy your eldritch jokes

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>>40579330
Sorry but my Shog has explicit demands to keep any cat’s influence out

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>>40579189
I would love to start a bidding war between Danuki hags for me, in the end I would let all of them take me home

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/li0nri0n/status/1549103712693534724?s=20&t=oG99HSIgU5gvPnfqdDRykg
ms pyrow

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>>40579330
you could literally take a bite out of a shog ( or any slime really ) and they wouldn't even be phased

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>>40579357
>biting shog
Just wait for your shogmeal anon

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>>40579357
She likes it

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>>40579357
my dark slime really likes it when i choke her
she makes gurgle noises and everything

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>>40579373
>>40579379
>>40579384
>go in for love bites
>why does this taste like grape soda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579373
shogmeal again? I just want normal pizza

[Anonymous No.]

if my wife doesn't violate the laws of thermodynamics can i really call her my wife?

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>>40579357
>>40579373
>>40579379
I'd take bites out of shog all the time. She sounds very refreshing.

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>>40579387
Anon by the time you already tasted her once your flavor perception adapts to what it looks like be is meat vegetables or fruits

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>>40579387
>suck from shog breast
>cookie n cream flavor
>try the other breast
>blueberry flavor
>???
>shog giggles and kisses anon
>shogloaf flavor

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>>40579387
By the time you have tasted her once your perception of flavor and texture adapts to that of which she presents, she can read your mind like a book and knows your flavorful memories

[Anonymous No.]

I need some advice on something.

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>>40579403
You wouldn't deny your maid after she worked so hard on your meal, would you anon?

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Gonna turn a Ghoul from an oral addict into an anal addict.

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>>40579446
well if she feeds me like a bird...

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>>40579330
A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear.

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>>40579483
>tell black harpy you're hungry
>she says "open up", holds your head between her feathers and locks lips
i don't know if my heart is ready

[Anonymous No.]

thats ew, birds feed babies by puking it back up, fucking ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579561
oh the places the imagination goes
time to call the flayer memory modifier service

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579577
i just cant. sometimes ignorance is truly bliss

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>>40579440
What's up?

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>>40579549
can one sustain themselves purely on monster energy?

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>>40579608
i think you would die of hunger if you only drank that oldtimer juice

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>>40579514
I found it

[Anonymous No.]

Winter when

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>>40579701
some COW lady told be it had something to do wit hthe tilt of the planet
whatever that means... silly cow...

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>>40568777
NO ANON DON'T THAT'S TERRORISM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579701
Wish I was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40570968
I like that they are tough and cool but also goofballs that enjoy being "defeated" by their targets

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579608
Only if it is Shog’s

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a glacies, she'll cool you down right quick in this summer heat....although you'd have to get her in your house first.

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>>40579701
selkies are so silly.

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>>40579608
Canonically, yes. You need an item called the emblem of satiation though. It turns magic energy into food for you. Having sex with it on also has the effect of rapid incubization and making you feel like your balls are constantly full. You won't need to eat, but you'll be almost constantly banging your wife (or wives.)There's also a magic powered water bottle that I forget the name of that can take care of water. It gets tainted and becomes an aphrodisiac when exposed to monsters though.

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>>40579608
I sustain myself with zombie milk products, specially cheese, kefir and butter

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>>40579961
kinda like me, I train lifting heavy ass weights and eat wurm eggs and milk one day, do yoga and drink bogie milk another, and pratice body strengthing/ simple spells and eat jabberwock eggs and milk. I always eat lots and lots of demon realm beasts as well

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>>40579951
canteen of magical supply. monsters can technically refill it safely but they'd need to not be horny which isn't very practical.
i'd love to see it adapted to a water cooler in an office environment

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>>40579999
Also forgot to mention I also keep my fists sharp and vlean so I can win the next tournament as the champ once again

[Anonymous No.]

How do I escape a yandere moth’s timeloop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580224
just boop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580224
just love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580224
try tongue

but hole

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>>40580002
I'd be cool to adapt it to a bunch of other water based stuff
>fountain that has streams that get more elaborate the more monsters that are around it. Also turns pink if someone has sex near it
>monster powered super soaker
>humidifiers that turn into horny gas machines if tainted
>never ending mad hatter teapot (flavoring not included)
>freezer that automatically makes heart shaped ice
>horny flavored snow cone maker

[Anonymous No.]

Should you eat the pink snow?

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>>40580508
Probably shouldn't eat any snow unless you get it directly from one of the ice/snow girls. It's full of bacteria.

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT think just because you are a (male) idol in Zipangu, easily means you'll get a harem of monstergirl groupies or fans to be your wives. As per Idol culture and rules, you'd be forbidden to collaborate or interact with other fellow Idols who're female, nor are you EVER allowed to mention you are dating or in any relationship. For your fans, audience and consumers must know or think you are pure and single.

Fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580567
>Implying being found out to be a complete manwhore who fucks his fans wouldn’t breed drama
>And more importantly: views
All publicity is good publicity

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580508
What do monsters do to make it pink? Rubbing out their pussy juices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580639
Would kill sales and ruin your career, afterward you will be stuck brushing mofu for some cc hag.

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>>40580639
>managers market Anon hard to hebis
>any time sales for a record are too low, the danukis start a rumor that Anon is going to be married off to a bicorn so they can sell the news
>jealous hebis buy five albums a piece to keep the homewreckers at bay
>eventually danukis decide to graduate Anon
>announce on his fan message board (that he doesn't know about) that the girl who purchases the most copies of his last album gets to marry him
>a rash of heists hit ryu shrines across Zipangu as dozens of ancestral vaults are emptied overnight
>Anon is just touched to see his album went octuple platinum

[Anonymous No.]

>phantom raids libraries looking for fun stuff to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580697
But I work there, it's my job to help her find what she's looking for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580683
>eventually Anon graduates
>danukis thank him for his hard work and agree to drop him off at home
>take Anon out of the city he lives in
>he points this out to them
>they tell him they have a surprise for him
>Anon thinks he's getting a new house
>danukis park the car in front of a house made entirely of CDs
>Anon's face everywhere
>can hear his hit singles album blaring from inside
>danukis shove him out of the car and peel out
>the last thing Anon sees is a hebi flying towards him at Mach 2

[Anonymous No.]

what happens to a shog that goes to wonderland? How does she change? Or does wonderland change?

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>>40580697
>>40580732
>Be anon the library worker
>Almost night so theres nobody around
>About to close up for the day
>hear thumping noises on one of the upper floors
>get up there to find books in the fantasy sections thrown about
>See book fly over shelf
>head ove to see blue ghost lady flicking throw books and them tossing them aside
>"trash, trash, trash. All of it! Trash! where the passion. wheres the excitement! And I swear if I see one more story with godamn elves-"
>She stops and sloly turns to look at you, before fliching at the eye contact.
>"Oh.... umm....whats you're favorite kind of book?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579701
Now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580766
Making a mess like that is going to result in a stern finger waggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580764
Wonderland influence is stronger. I can't begin to imagine what she would become, an otherworldly being that now has complete disregard for any logic.

[Anonymous No.]

How comparable are ocelomeh feet and cheshire feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580886
I wanna touch the beans....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580886
Petit cheshire feet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580886
Not sure, but their lifestyles could make a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

How would the spades trumparts react figuring out what their symbols mean to some degenerates here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580567
A manwhore idol who sings about sex with his growing harem and fucks on stage would be as popular as a pure idol.
I'd even argue the pure man would have a much more dangerous and horny fan base than the manwhore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581004
>Oh no!
>Anyway

[Anonymous No.]

The three career pathways for retiring boy idols
>Kidnapped and married to by your super fan
>Dating your tanuki producer in secret eventually becoming one yourself
>Going into raunchy self degradation porn always saying your full name, and mentioning your fallen idol status before getting ridden by a pack of hellhounds
And the secret fourth path
>Leaving the idol business before the high of fame taints you forever and marry your childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

A wasp, but also a kunoichi. There's something strangely appealing about the concept of a very angry and fast as fuck ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581054
I pick the producer. I owe my success to her, so she deserves to reap the benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581054
>Kidnapped and married to by your super fan
I'd pick meeting and getting seduced by your super fan into abandoning your career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581070

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581054
Or get addicted to mamono drugs and then whore yourself out to the yakuza boss Nurarihyon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581095
Yes, EXACTLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581102
>get addicted to mamono drugs
I don't think that sex with your wife nurarihyon counts as a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581165
Yeah, but would she have sex without the smoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581054
>Going into raunchy self-degradation porn
Surely no self-respecting idol would that willingly. What kind of dirt would they have to have to coerce one

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that ushi-oni brains are hardwired to only rape and that if you show any initiative groping her tits and asking her to come home with you she’ll be so utterly confused on what to do you can use this opportunity to lead her to a secluded spot so you don’t get raped in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581070
You’re lucky I remembered the artist