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>> No.47344338 [View]
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Remember if a monster flexes her arms and tells you to feel them, she wants you to grope her breasts, not the biceps. Ignore her if she gets mad

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>>46853390
She and her followers are weak

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>>46464805
I'm set on running a rough dive bar for only the toughest of monsters.

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>>46229642
Fine you'll lose to two amazons then

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>>46198136
>>46198140
>>46198170
You shouldn't stare or you'll get caught. You've got to learn to take glances with your peripheral vision so she doesn't notice

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>>45406338
Flexing at men is not a proper way to flirt

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>>45112662
Oh sure she can do that but if I touch them I get in trouble

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>>45004967
This explains why I want to worship this amazon

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>>44658020
I have a strong desire to frustrate the hell out of a group of strong monsters until I get thrown over ones shoulder

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>>44401198
What an ab addiction does to an anon

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>>44155633
Who's the artist?

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>>43809885
>>43810054
I have a giant offset smoker and a well-stocked kitchen ready for this. I plan to make plenty of comments about not being able to finish all the food I make alone or how I should get someone else to taste the food I make to really get the monster comments rolling in

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>>43733770
Personally, I think she's overdressed for an MGC beach

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How do I get away from the beach bullies? They keep dragging me off to apply sunscreen when I don't need it

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Can we pass a law to make monsters wear clothes? I don't think I could pay attention when walking or driving with them walking around with their bits and muscles out

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What would be the best opposite sex equivalent of the word "woman" when used in a sentence like "woman, get me a beer"? "Husband" is the best I can think of, but it has slightly different connotations. "Man" makes her sound like a dork or a stoner, and "male" doesn't feel right.

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I want to stuff my face between her legs and never take it out.

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>>43321130
It's so nice isn't it? Genuinely hope multiverse is true, knowing a nice universe might even exist is just well nice. I hope the portals meme comes true despite knowing it won't

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>>43174021
Big and strong. I like a challenge

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You should study anthropology so you can go out and learn about uncontacted monster tribes in the jungle

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Teasing extremist monsters by texting them pictures of your lavish home-cooked meals

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>>43032593
Just watch me. I'll show those amazons that their patron goddess isn't so tough

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>>42913269
She doesn't need to.

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>>42766896
Based, imagine her making you give her a massage after she rapes you

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