/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46464805
I'm set on running a rough dive bar for only the toughest of monsters.

>>46229642
Fine you'll lose to two amazons then

>>46198136
>>46198140
>>46198170
You shouldn't stare or you'll get caught. You've got to learn to take glances with your peripheral vision so she doesn't notice

>>45406338
Flexing at men is not a proper way to flirt

>>45112662
Oh sure she can do that but if I touch them I get in trouble

>>45004967
This explains why I want to worship this amazon

>>44658020
I have a strong desire to frustrate the hell out of a group of strong monsters until I get thrown over ones shoulder

>>44401198
What an ab addiction does to an anon

>>44155633
Who's the artist?

>>43809885
>>43810054
I have a giant offset smoker and a well-stocked kitchen ready for this. I plan to make plenty of comments about not being able to finish all the food I make alone or how I should get someone else to taste the food I make to really get the monster comments rolling in

>>43733770
Personally, I think she's overdressed for an MGC beach

How do I get away from the beach bullies? They keep dragging me off to apply sunscreen when I don't need it

Can we pass a law to make monsters wear clothes? I don't think I could pay attention when walking or driving with them walking around with their bits and muscles out

What would be the best opposite sex equivalent of the word "woman" when used in a sentence like "woman, get me a beer"? "Husband" is the best I can think of, but it has slightly different connotations. "Man" makes her sound like a dork or a stoner, and "male" doesn't feel right.

I want to stuff my face between her legs and never take it out.

>>43321130
It's so nice isn't it? Genuinely hope multiverse is true, knowing a nice universe might even exist is just well nice. I hope the portals meme comes true despite knowing it won't

>>43174021
Big and strong. I like a challenge

You should study anthropology so you can go out and learn about uncontacted monster tribes in the jungle

Teasing extremist monsters by texting them pictures of your lavish home-cooked meals

>>43032593
Just watch me. I'll show those amazons that their patron goddess isn't so tough

>>42913269
She doesn't need to.

>>42766896
Based, imagine her making you give her a massage after she rapes you

>>42729980
I wanna get instant lossed by a

>>42646550
As big and tall as they need to be within reason