/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If a fox can't be trusted, that means a fox cannot be trusted to fox, therefore it is safe to trust the fox for the fox cannot be trusted to fox despite being a fox. Unless of course the fox CAN be trusted to fox in which the fox has proven it can be trusted by foxing despite foxing being an inherently untrustworthy action as the fox must fox

>>47948189
Foxes are such vile creatures, they want to give you love, affection, loyalty, warmth, and compassion. And all they ask in return is your bloodline. Disgusting.

The fox is already inside your home
As such, it is considered sacred ground and it is illegal to attempt to remove the fox

She hungers for the gaijin

Remember: Foxes are all tricksters, so if you see one that claims to be an "honorable samurai" or some such nonsense, make sure to call her out as the underhanded scoundrel she must be.
Hell, she probably stole the sword on her hip too.

>>46723689
>Shapeshifting fox about to do one of the funniest things possible in fox culture

>>46110573
The risk is worth it, if I can inflict foxes with the lethargy of a Mallowcat, single men everywhere will be saved from their predations. Sure, some may still be ensnared, but those men were doomed anyways. Once we start introducing my new hybrids into the population, we can start getting fox numbers under control!
I WILL save this city, even if I have to descend into madness and heresy to do so.

>>45761243
>Fox drops a wad of cash in your hand and promises to help you work on your endurance

Danger: Foxes patrolling this area

>>44501350

Anon, look out, that fox isn't properly sealed! She might go bad!

>>43878338
What villainy are they plotting? I must research this esoteric language. I know they are up to something evil, I JUST NEED PROOF

>>42522771
How nice, the fox may have a few levels, as a treat.
As a show of mutual trust

Hmmm.... fluff

>>40305784
Fox is tired of asking. Fluffy tail will now touch you

>>40261112
Yes.

Are you prepared to defend yourself against fox attacks?

>when the boya says that he's into older women

>Anon gets dropped into zipangu and finds a shrine
>These signs won't stop me because I can't read
>Later, Zipangese news reports the evilest fox has been unsealed and the authorities are scrambling to find her current location for recontainment
>Anon, on the other hand, was wondering why there were all those paper notes in the shrine he met the nice fox lady

You have been paying your protection money to the mofukuza, right Anon?

>>37406162
All condensed into a single fox

>>37283340
>exceptions like Tamamo
Retard

>giving out all these you's for free