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You really need Jesus.

>>45836507
*save

>>45114109
>Be Human Priest
>Get Sent to the frontier to minister to small rural villages that aren't even on maps yet and have no bishop overseeing anything directly
>Village I am in charge of ministering to is roughly 50% human and mamano
>Decide that in order to reach the monsters I require a nun to assist me and start taking applications
>I have to turn down the various succubi who are obviously trying to infiltrate the church
>I might have been born at night but not last night
>A strange black furred dog woman with skin of ash and eyes of red that represent the fires of eternal damnation has applied
>I do the interview as she seems to have various religious icons upon her body
>She knows scripture regarding being fruitful and multiplying without even having to reference it from the holy book
>By all accounts I must accept her, maybe I can get through to this village with her help and even get some mamano to accept salvation
>The thoughts of us staying up late at night to discuss scripture have this priest getting quite nervous though

>>45075561
Bro I don't care one way or another, as long as it's monstergirls. I just take exception to thinking this shit works irl.

>>44919311
Ain't nothing wrong with Jesus.

>>44535633
Not all Angels Have Halos.

I need me a good, Christian Hellhound to go to Bible study with me, and then have pelvis shattering sex with when we get back home (we are married, so there's no issue)

>>44453671
lmao, no. you can take all that brother nonsense and stick it, me and my Hellwan wife will be holed up in a cave somewhere while I write my manifesto decrying technology while hypocritcally using said technology and having a very insane mixture of religious beliefs varying from Esosteric Odinic Rite to Kali and Jesus that contradict impregnating a monster but since I see her as a human it's fine.

>>44369542
All I get is Hellhound Jehova's Witnesses.

>>43924359
Depends. The whole 'demon girl' aspect of it wouldn't fly so well. I'd have to get myself a nice Christian girl.

>>43107298
As long as she's a good Christian girl with children in mind.

where is my good christian monsterwife

I'm going to convert my monstergirl girlfriend to Christianity and have a small wedding with family and friends.

>The church grim is a guardian spirit in English and Nordic folklore that oversees the welfare of a particular Christian church, and protects the churchyard from those who would profane and commit sacrilege against it. It often appears as a black dog but is known to take the form of other animals.

>>42759403
Yup, doesn't really matter what denomination they claim to be if they are all promoting troons/fags it would count as their cup filled with abominations and misleading their flock.

>>42746557
You shall not lie with any animal to defile yourself therewith; neither shall any woman stand before an animal, to lie down with it: it is confusion

>>41888006
>Hellwan in daisy dukes
Hnnng, ass so fat that the cloth can't contain it.

>>41765701
Nah, I follow a very small christian/kali cult led by a fundamentalist hellwan, me and her are the only members of said cult.

>>41007847
It can get interesting depending on your wife.

>>40998692
I'll have you know I am a member of the Westmamano Baptist Church and I won't stand for my daugthers being friends with the son of a no good scheming danuki

>>40942563
The thought of leaving would never cross her mind anon.

>>40845977
There is something attractive about a "corrupt" church girl that hits a spot.

>>40797683
>Be Priest Anon, get word that the archbishop is sending a nun to assist you in running your parish
>The Day she is set to arrive comes and you are greeted by this

>>40770672
Imagine if she learned it from that Christian Hellhound that tried to befriend her.