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>>46312705
>ochimusha friend insists on sharing a bed to protect me from ninjas
>her kunoichi sister insists on sharing a bed to prove that she isn't just being paranoid

I want a muscular Ochimusha bodyguard waifu that gets increasinly passive aggressive and more flirty each day that I don't make a move on her.
Day 1:
>I will dutifully watch over your bedroom as you sleep, aruji-dono
Day 5:
>Ah, I was just receiving news from my friend Sashiko, she married her aruji-dono. It is very clear her aruji-dono DOES care for her. Anyways, I will go and stand there all night, all by myself, call if you need anything, aruji-dono.
Day 10:
>Aruji-Dono! From now on I will sleep with you for closer protection! *hops into bed and puts head in her chest as pillows* Remember that your protection is my #1 priority, I will not allow anyone to compromise your safety, not even yourself. And... you know how violent I can get when it comes to protecting you, right? *Says in cold monotone zombie voice*
Day 11:
>Dark aura covering Ochi
>Oi... human. I am sorry, but I have not been protecting you correctly. Did you know the safest position is to literally be joined to your bodyguard? I will correct this mistake starting this night, take your clothes of please.
>I don't think it is nec-!
>Cuts clothes to shreds like if she was a Mantis
>You know I don't negotiate when it comes to your protection, right? Get into bed.
>B-but...
>Get. Into. Bed. She says while grabbing the bed's wooden frame with enough strenght to make cracking sounds and a glare as cold as ice.

>>40563308
>Yes.

>>40023792

Why? Why does being protected by muscled warrior girls get me so horny?

>>38737712

Anyone here remembers when Ochimusha had near Hellhound/Dragons levels of popularity on the days immediately after her profile was released? What happened? If you analyze the profile, she is a really, really good girl. She clicks all the right buttons for some of the biggest fanbases here. She has the quasi-abs and is stated to have INSANE muscle building capacity in the profile, with the abs also directly mentioned the "making of". She is a bodyguard, top tier for protectionfags. Warrior. Doesn't have to be defeated or impressed in combat, which is the most disliked feature in the thread. Maybe it is because she is missing on the dom aspect?

Though I always imagined that as her aruji-dono, you could just leave her written instructions to "arrest" or "do whatever you wish with the man in front of you, paying no mind to his resistance or protests" and she would ravish you like a Hellhound.

>>35623496

Bodyguards are for marrying.

>>28133914
To have your heirs.

>>26805025
They make excellent wives.

doushio?

>>23088693

>>23018100

>>22591944

>>21777656
Compliment if it makes easier to convince master to make a heir.

>>20839873
The coolest.

>>20814018
I know the perfect girl for that.

>>20802021

>>20738123
Some of them.

>>20644056
Hell yes.