/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40824015
Mayor zombie is in league with the Sabbath cult to turn MGC into a pedo paradise where only the flat chested little girls will get husbands. We need you to subscribe to my OnlyNyans and purchase our Maximum Tom supplements (code: Chesh69 for 33% off) so that we can continue the fight to impregnate every Christmas cake. It's thanks to you that we can keep running this show. Help fight against the pedophile agenda and help us win the war for your dick.

>>40574066
I ship it

>>40216051
My fate is to be TOM'd by the first feline I encounter

>>40180094
>fat
>interfering with sex
Clearly KC has never read any H-mangas.

>>39860554
Well aware.

>>37941558
>>well heroes are still human
>No. Fuck this. No they are not.
Mind explaining why a god, who is rabidly anti-monster to the point of ruining an important alliance with another god because the latter didn't agree on murdering her own followers for the crime of being monsters and monster sympathizers, has absolutely no qualms about creating "monsters" of her own?
>Don't make me spam clowns and cats at you.
All you got left.

>>36768987
Doomsayers btfo

>good boy~

>>35522098
You were asking for it.

>>35161223
Good

You DESERVE to be CHESHI TOM!

>>34051206
Well cum

>>33884784
>I'm an arch wizard.
How much longer do you have to remain a virgin to achieve this compared to a regular wizard?

>>27080942
Based catbro

>>26140176
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>>26140204
Cheshire has pics if you have (You)s

>>25766372
I'm a /jp/ fag that frequents /v/ and /vg/.
I want election tourists to go and stay go.
But more importantly, I'm just straight up bored to hell. Have a cat. This conversation has bored me now, too.

>>24854758
Morning blowjob to wake me up
Cooks me breakfast, then starts "cleaning" under the table as I eat before leaving for work
Takes care of house things and the kids, giving them male rape education, and sets up elaborate lewd traps for when I get back to make me horny again when I get home even if the day was awful
Get back at 6, glomps me onto the couch and rapes me before dinner
We eat and then shower together
Netflix and fuck n suck before lewd bed talk as we sleep
Of course if it's the weekend then replace work with going out places with the kids, public teasing, parading me around on a leash, dinner in the evening while the kids are being babysat by local teenagers who also teach them how to rape men
I say this life is pretty good innit

>>24764253
no u.
This is some advanced denial-play, forcing the opposite of the thing you want.
>Dominant mamono forcing you to step on HER instead.