/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gonna send lamia pics of empty burritos.

>have a girl childhood friend
>develop a crush on her
>decide to give her a flower
>next day she just disappears
>worried I creeped her out or something
>several years pass
>no sign of her
>am adult now
>creepy men in hooded robes knock on my door one day
>ask me to come with them
>they don't look like they are going to give me a choice
>get escorted to their hideout
>there is a shrine with a lamia inside
>they all bow to her and leave us alone
>she calls me by name
>how did she know?
>notice there a bunch flower pots around the room all growing the same flower I gave her that day
>she lunges at me and coils tightly around me for the entire night

I think I fantasize about being hugged, cuddled, kissed or having my hair stroked more than about actual sex.

>>40573443
You are legally obligated to polish your snake wife's scales at least once per day. If you have no snake wife, you are obligated to prostrate yourself before any single snake on the street and beg to polish her scales.

>>38050626
Very, apparently.