/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47522257
Flockses

>>47412366
>wide shot of a guy booking it down a hallway while a pigeon harpy flaps after him, talons outstretched

>>47309170
I know we've discussed it before, but protective harpy big sisters who've had a claim on you since you were a little kid are the best.

>>47305663
By pigeon!
I'd actually subscribe to his thing if I got to hang with a cute rock dove harpy every month.

>>47285860
ditzy pigeon big sis who sits on you whenever she wants you to stay home and cuddle instead of going to school (every day)

The mail harpy has arrived! She delivers a letter for you and flies off. You open the envelope and a shitload of glitter explodes out, covering half the room- you, your computer, even your precious pez dispenser collection. You look at the actual letter and see only 'Courtesy of Druella <3' written in obnoxious purple ink.
What do you do?

>>46703189
Pigeons are good girls. Also, good birbs. I know people who live in big cities don't like them, but they're cute and I love a good city birb.

You got mail

>>44264964
Not the pigeon girls! They are cute and innocent.

The Postal Service doesn't want you to know this but you can just take the mail harpies that deliver your stuff. I have 4 harpies and plan to take at least a full dozen.

>>43861037
Live in the big city! Make friends with the pigeon harpy couriers. Offer them baked goods and they'll definitely help you out with the occasional errand.

>>43823627
I'm meh on doggos. But I like birbs, even pigeons! They're pretty. Pretty underrated.

>>43707836
Pigeon harpies are a cute! A CUTE!
Controversial opinion incoming:
I think actual pigeons are cute birds and think they are neat parts of a cityscape.

I will kidnap the local mail harpy.

>>43437007
Monstergirls appeal to the mail fantasy.

stop the pigeon
stop the pigeon
stop the pigeon, how?
nab her!
jab her!
tab her!
grab her!
stop that pigeon now!

>>40995246
We should turn this into the harpy thread.

>>40573586
Most long distance busses start and end in a major city. Looks like you ended up in some kind of city that's home to a harpy post office hub that has large amounts of letters and packages going through it. Most of the girls here are harpies with delivery jobs. The buildings seem pretty tall, and the gaps between buildings are full of busy bird girls with satchels. Maybe if you ask nicely, one of them would handle your package for you.