/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46498528
>>46498575
Lamia wife would be worth a Goa'uld invasion.

I wish a race of horny spacefaring lamias would conquer this world.

>>45009230
>she wants to see your "weapon of war"

I want Earth to be invaded by spacefaring lamias.

Gatekeeping is important, otherwise you might get attacked and kidnapped by snakes through the stargate.
seriously, it really is as those who complain about it invariably prove

>>43781839
Kree, Tau'ri! This world and all others belong to snakes.

I just remembered something I've been wondering about. How would lamia dark knights work? Assuming they exist.
One of their characteristic traits is that they ride horses but I doubt lamias go around doing that. What do they get instead of the riding related skills ("Demon Horse Riding" and "Reinforcing the demon horse")?
I guess that would be a good thing to ask KC if he is still taking questions.

What do you call a 25+ year old unmarried Serpent Guard?
Jaffa cake

SNAKE SUPREMACY

>>42706329
You should worship snakes you shol'va!
I want to see art of white haired pharaohs

>no snake wife to watch Stargate with

>Either you can go to the snakepit, willing or not, or you can surrender yourself to me~

I wouldn't mind being ruled by snakes.

Recent findings by Dr. Daniel Jackson strongly suggest that pyramids were not actually built by pharaohs, instead, they were originally temples built for apophises.

You are gonna get raped. The only question is if it's the Jackal Guards or the Serpent Guards that get you.

You should join the snake cultists.

>>34312051
Since most monsters wouldn't want to be away from their husband for long, they'd likely leave their man back in the camp where they'd perform odd jobs according to their skills. Those who want to fight alongside their monster wife would also probably be allowed (at least with a bunch of protection spells, just in case!) because it not only boosts morale but also shows the enemy (if human anyway) that they're not just facing a horde of monsters. Of course, no matter what you do, you still need to attend to your wife's needs when she gets back and remind her what she's fighting for

>>34165471
Even better if Pharaoh is a nerd and equipped her guards with P90s

>Rejoice, humans, your life as it has been is over.
>From this time forward, you will service us.
>Our mistress, the apophis, demands that one of you steps forward and offers himself as her personal worshiper for eternity.
>Do that right now and we promise that the coiling will be gentle, for all of you.
>Fail to do so and you will know no mercy from our coils.

>ywn watch your town be subjugated by Apophis's serpent guard
>ywn be rounded up along with any other single men
>ywn get claimed one by one and ruthlessly milked and squeezed while she coils around you until your whole body is limp from exhaustion

Worship lamias

>Jaffa, kree!

>>26582607
Serpent guards will rescue you!

Worship apophises or they will send the serpent guards after you.