/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42698793
>wiggles ears

be a man, give your girl flowers

>>42698793
The vacuum is enemy to many dogs

I want to be relentlessly bullied by smug succu-lolis!

>>42698800
im going to get my wurm wife crystal roses that are deep within the underground

Learning to draw is actually pretty hard compared to doing nothing.

Vengeful spirits are not to be trusted.

>>42698802
Broom only anypercent

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, day, and night!

>>42698808
Sounds like a quest in the making.

>>42698808
She will hug you and You will get killed by the shrapnel like crystal fragments. Don't worry She will find someone else.

>>42698811
I know, right? But surely the art fairies will reward you with their approving smiles.

>>42698819
Suicide, now

>>42698821
yo, dont you have to get permission form your wifes boyfriend to post?

Why are You all so spiteful ?

>>42698833
I am dissatisfied with my life. A lack of female companionship has left me bitter.

>>42698819
The use of names or avatars is a bannable offense on /jp/

>>42698811
and thats why its so fun!
>>42698820
gotta go to find the old forgotten crystal gardens in the forgatten city of geode

>>42698827
>Ntr shit
Hang yourself.

>>42698814
Human women don't deserve oppai anyways. Let the ghost have it for spooky paizuri.

>>42698857
Ah, a guest!

>>42698866
Cute gnome, I bet she helps grow lots of exotic underground flora

I bet whitehorn breath has a fine scent to it. They strike me as proficient bakers, and thus, habitually consume traditional winter treats. Thus, it likely has a hint of cinnamon, ginger, and chocolate.

>>42698866
dont forget the roaming golems of different gems

>>42698811
I can't even draw as good as an MSpaint image, close but I am never satisfied with my anatomy and the only time I get good results is when I trace and photo shop, at my skill level I made a decision to pursue AI drawing because I like the results better than my drawing skill. I have been drawing for years but I never improve because I don't really have the skill for it in my hands, now set me up in CAD program I can draw a machine schematic using shapes and numerical figures to control them, the Ai just seems more natural to me as it's similar to what I have worked with before albeit if it was in a 2d environment.

>>42698868
Bioluminescent algae in underground lakes! Glowing mushrooms! What a world, what a world!

>>42698879
dont believe a word you said, i need some work you made with your hands

I want to go out for drinks with undead girls, then go home and share my bed and my warmth with the cute Jiangshi I met.

>>42698884
Pepe the frog being traced over and copy pasted is my skill level anon, and most of them were not worth saving. And they aren't monster girls so I won't post them here.

>>42698904
look up drawabox, loomis, and brigdman, as well some youtube vids about them to understand them, proko is good. and give it a shot!

>>42698888
i wanna be a poor boy in an undead ball, attempting to flirt with the highclass undead

>>42698888
Quads confirm we should get jiangshi wives

>>42698881
Truly an amazing change of pace.
Wonder if she teams up with trolls at all or if she likes to keep her own 'garden' growing on her own.

>>42698888
I want to get gangbanged by undead hags that I met in a bar

>>42698923
jiangshis have the cutest accents and are the most bottom heavy of all undead normally lest you can get a hopping cow

Warrior of Light's trauma therapy.

>>42698929
She has a cave troll

>>42698946
>Expect something ferocious and terrifying.
>Just a bigger troll that grows slihglty different stuff.
Astounding.

>>42698946
>adopted daughter troll whose way bigger than Ms. Gnome
>Her hair is quite wild and covers her eyes
>Is quite large and thicc
>But is as skittish as a mouse

>>42698958
>>42698960
Well you see many things grow underground and where things grow, there they must be tended.

>>42698910
Been to tons of sites and resources to learn how to draw, I have decided to pursue this method, thanks for the tips but this is better for me as I don't have to spend hours and days on a single drawing that I will inevitably delete because I don't like something about it. In the past week I have spent playing with AI I am more satisfied with the results I have now than my previous 10 years of drawing mspaint shitposts on my tablet.

>>42698983
anon, you can use the ai to help you get better dumbass even quicker

>>42698995
Well yeah, of course I will manually edit the images the ai produces to fix the fucked up anatomy/duplicates, that part goes without even a second thought.

>>42699006
no, use it to help you understand the body and how to simplfiy it into shapes

>>42698975
>"Huh, I guess when you put it that way, it makes se-"
>'So I need you to tend to me and my daughter'
Anon and the troll then did a spit-take

>>42698917
When you don't know how to flirt you can just kiss the 1000 year old Wight hostess on the lips. The lich in the corner told me it would work

Wurm mating ball.

>>42699016
I do understand it, but I will pass as I like this better, I can have this running in the background while I am doing other things and it produces results I like.

>>42699046
>Troll is red faced and looks like shes about tp faint
>Troll "MOOOOOM, COME ON i DONT LIKE ANON LIKE THAT
>Ms. Gnome "Daughter, I can see how you look at anon, just like how I look him"
>Troll is red as a tomato and is pouting but isnt saying anything

>>42698821
Damn wurms forget about their husbands that quick?

>>42699094
>i DONT LIKE ANON LIKE THAT
this makes the sad anon

>>42698800
But my wife IS a flower! Also, man commissioning Alraune art is tough. I feel bad because their designs are so complicated.

Don't respond to the samefagger. He's trying to stir up drama intentionally

>>42698931
Good think for you, you can take responsibility for all of them since undead usually marry in hordes

>>42699144
I'm a one woman type of fella.

>>42699113
Not at all I am done as I have shit to do, I'll be back this evening but my intention isn't to stir up shit, I just wanted to share a few ai generated hellhounds and it went a little off the rails as I defended my thinking.

Mandatory Awoo Zone

>>42699103
>Troll sees anon get sad from that
>tries to reassure he runs and Troll chan runs after him
>Troll chan and anon then tumble into a lake where Troll-chan really says what she thinks bout anon

>>42699144
>that zom-body
Fuck me, have they been hiding some sort of semen demon body under that dress this whole time?!

>>42699068
i would go for trying to act like I am not a peasant while failing miserbly

>>42699192
For monsters, clothing is a weapon.
It can be used aggressively, passively, or even as an ambush implement.

Bug!!!

>>42699144
I ran it through Yandex image translator

Mark of the seam / mark of the wound
the undead demon lady likes to use the sewing machine.
It is a stamp that seems to have lived.how to sew magic and clean it up
It is filled with a little magical power deep in the air
It can be absorbed and melted into the body of the demon daughter.
when the engraved book or its companion is healed by a key eye and traced with a finger、
The pattern opens so that it can be unraveled, and it changes to the engraved mark of the wound.This
from the stamp, magical power drips as blood flows out from the wound
It will become a sink.
the magic stored and matured in the body of the undeath
It is strongly related, and it is much more gentle than normal magical power
It is highly recommended. In addition, the demon daughter who keeps the mark of the wound moving constantly
the lack of magical power makes it more lustful and ferocious
as a greedy predator, you will be attacking your mate.
When magical power flows to a certain extent, the stamp is blocked and the stamp of the seam but when a man or a woman is engraved with this imprint
Control does not go well and the mark of the wound continues to differ without permission.
and this time, the magic power of the demon enters into the stamp
The man will become an incubus, and the woman will become a monster daughter.

Too bad that translate images site got shut down, the code is still out there but I don't know how to use it.

>>42698910
not him but I guess I will. It's been long enough procrastinating not drawing an undead baphomet. Plus if I do I own her, which is a nice plus.

Being ass-ass-inated by a big booty kunoichi!

>>42699220
Centipedes are known for being very protective and doting mothers

>>42699236
a good addition is to draw lots of figures and gestures

>>42699249
Pretty much everyone on /ic/ will tell you drawing every day is more valuable than any book or course. Harsh, but true.

>>42699178
>anon has a big smile and troll is relieved
>now she has to deal with the smuggest gnome mom

>>42699217
>a zombie?
>as if I would ever fall for some frumpy little-
>DRUELLA'S TITS SHE'S SHREDDED

>>42699172

>>42699257
yup, cause practice makes perfect but it is also good to stop and look at what may be doing wrong
I will draw a meaty old wight

>>42699172

>>42699247
Having a big happy family with my bug wife!

>>42699238
>secret move
>smothering anon's face with my fat ass while he sleeps!

>>42699172
Don't Awoo
$200 Fine

>>42699247
>tfw when baby anon appeared in the town of creepy crawlies near the ookaumade quarter

>>42699288
>Anon wakes up while shes sneaking around since it was so big that her fat ass was clapping so loudly

Ohohonhonhon! Now mon cherie, we will watch ze movies, yes? We will watch Jacques Tati!

>>42699308
Ancient Pink Kunoichi clan secret. Training ninjas to have asses so fat they get stuck in passageways is how they gain new husbands

Going on vacation with my Jiangshi wife!

>>42699327
I want to watch Freddy Got Fingered instead

>canine girls who wait outside the bathroom when you’re using it to "guard" you
I’m not going to get kidnapped or something on the toilet. Let me poo in peace!

>>42699327
The theater doesn't serve frog legs, miss wight.

>>42699355
This confuses and frightens the French Wight. Make her proud.

>>42699327
french is just pig latin

>>42699370
They do have crab legs however

Lich-chan needs to stop putting Skeletons in her closet!

>>42699172

>>42699380
>taking your Monster gf to see The Anvil Hoarder on your first date
Bet she doesn't even have her own anvil and has to take a renter

>>42699371
Surely a woman who went through the Revolution and Napoleonic Wars could appreciate some surreal dark comedy

>>42699282
She's a wolf so it's fine.

>>42699172
>>42699391
Didn't mean to quote.

>>42699397
That checks out, carry on

>>42699386
She can put some in yours.

>>42699397
Imagine having your head between those massive melons. Peak comfy, peak wolfu.

>>42699301
Imagine being raised by arachne, girtablilu, and oomakude momsters.

>>42699419
You'd have some of the best outfits in your school. All of those arachne-woven clothes to cover up the sting marks on your body.

>>42699419
i want to convince ms oomukade to commit a crime

>>42699327
If she can sit through Mad God with me, we'll get along fine.

>>42699445
Man, I need to get that on bluray

>>42699172
I got a burning burning need, to take my family dog and BREED

oh shit, I thought it was Kagerou thread for some reason, sorry - my bad

BIG Minos are best
I need them to gang up on me and give me noogies while shoving my head into their massive boobs

>>42699468
>lets get our son a dog, that will help teach him responsibility!
-Clueless parents

>>42699494
>in soviet russia, the dog pets you

>>42698793

>>42699494
I am once again /r/ing that picture where a boy tries and fails to train a dog girl.

>>42699494
it will teach him the responsbilities and joy of fatherhood at such an early age!
>>42699506
what will Queen Apophis say, when she learns her daughter is dressing like that?
>>42699507
I'll look for it

>>42699506
such a bounteous kingdom

>>42698793
Little girls with big tails.

>>42699519
>what will Queen Apophis say, when she learns her daughter is dressing like that?
Not edgy enough, shameful display

I want to frustrate my ryu momster by lusting after smelly h'orcs instead of the nice dragon girls she tries to pair me up with!

>>42699556
how big?

>>42698793

>>42699584
Ms. Gator really should lay off the sweets.

>tfw Order PSA has a cheesy 80s tier rap called 'don't shag the hag'

Snek

>>42699584
>>42699639
>All the fat goes to her tail
Imagine how embarrassed she'll be when the nurse has to mesure her tail's girth.

>>42699658
>hellwan doing the sex offender shuffle

>>42699700
>theres a dark mage, a fox, a gremilin, a goblin, and even a very old and shifty-looking chubby jabberwock doing the shuffle with her

>>42699591
Why would she watch me sleep when we can fuck instead?

>>42699741
Succs have developed the skill to give blowjobs to their sleeping victim.
All you'll feel is the most wonderful wet dream, you'll never suspect that you got drained all night long.

>>42699741
She thinks it's cute.

>>42699591
But I want to use her chest as a pillow!

>>42699506
>Judge's verdict... Mating press
How does one mating press a lamia anyways?

>>42699741
It was unpleasant when I found out that actually sleeping while being erect inside a woman doesn't work IRL.
With obamo mana however anything is possible

>>42699741
she is too shy

>>42699506
>You're the only one who replies by telling her it looks cute
How fucked are you?

>>42699864
in amazon possition with the end of her tail coiled around my wrists

>>42699955
> with the end of her tail coiled around my wrists
Fuck man, that's hot.

>>42699955
But I want the end of her tail coiled around my prostate!

>>42700029
>I want the end of her tail coiled around my prostate
how

>>42700029
>>>/trash/

Angels are love

Being an ancient evil wrangler is hard work.

Is jubanon around?
I wanna try drawing his wife.

Big tiddie malef

>>42700122
Maybe I'm spoiled but I'm not a fan of that beachball style of drawing titties. I know those are small drawings so they're abstract but I like titties with some gravity

>>42700157
What does it feel like to get godvoiced?

>>42700122
i'll take a #6 and a #8 please

>Kiki found master's first grey hair

>>42700176
A grand and intoxicating innocence

>>42700186
Good thing kiki is covered in them. Now her and masta match

>>42700176
a mixture of seeing Dune in IMAX and real good asmr

>>42700186
Shog wouldn't have let things get that far, Shog would have made sure to wrap each and every cell of master in a protective layer and nurtured them all within a week of being hired

>>42699506
Dress code in worst monstergirl timeline.

>>42699391
Dress code in best monstergirl timeline.

>>42700217
The fact that the artist who made this character hasn't drawn her cuddling her husband while pregnant yet is a disgrace

>>42700261
Are monsters and humans compatible in his stuff?

>>42700261
are there actual pictures of her pregnant?

Monsterized girls who were human aren't so bad. There are pros to it. They remember what it was like to be weak. They're more likely to understand why you might have reservations, and aren't as overbearing. Someone born a vampire, a dragon or a demon just doesn't have that perspective; they love you all the same, but they're patronizing. Beware, however, of the girls who were human, and overcompensate for it.

>>42700122
Malef after an encounter with Marune

>>42700289
Give echidna (former infertile human female) a BIG family tree

>>42700289
>Someone born a vampire, a dragon or a demon just doesn't have that perspective; they love you all the same, but they're patronizing
That's the best part

>>42700289
They are most likely to join the extremist faction.

>>42700322
That makes a lot of sense since they would still be human dirt farmers if not for extremists. It makes me wonder why more of those turned girls don't become demons though.

>>42700122
where is adult or milf malef?
i fucking hate loli shit

>>42700345
imagination

Desparate horny hags are in your area! Click now to start chatting!

>>42700345
Only in that concept art, potential fan art, or if KC draws a variant of one for a world guide or something down the road. At least he had the mercy to say they're not a loli-only species.

>>42700351
When you click these ads it either sends your IP to a local hag lodge group, a chesh throws a pie in your face, or your computer gets infected with a shogvirus. Just cause monsters aren't used to the internet doesn't mean they haven't figured out ways to trick humans with it.

>>42700351
the clicks, they do nothing

>>42700372
Disable the popup blocker and your anti-virus, then when it asks for your name and address, fill in all the information.

>>42700361
>have to peruse EVERY EULA to make sure you aren't making a pact with a demon

>>42700345
>i fucking hate loli shit
Then why are you here?

>>42700388
I'll just tell her that I have no interest in being in a relationship with someone who would resort to such underhanded and scummy tactics, gotta go for that deep psychology damage to get them off your back

>>42700398
for the elves and monster milfs

>>42699171
The thing is none here wants to see the shit you share you ainigger, keep them for yourself

>>42700388
I sign every EULA in hopes of getting multiple competing demons

>>42700353
I'm not exactly trusting of KC after he did sexualized Balut as a monster girl.

>>42700388
>Get a code for a free video game from a random DM
>Kind of suspicious at first, but you check and it looks like a real redemption code
>Download it and boot it up, quickly hitting 'agree' on all the promps and terms of service pages
>Hear a knock on the door a few minutes later
>Demon standing there holding a printed copy of all the terms you just mindlessly hit 'okay' on, has your real signature and everything
Whoops

I like raiju

>>42700388
If it's a EULA for a major game or service, she's most likely a matchmaker demon rather than one out to marry you. Who knows, she just might find your perfect waifu for you. Sign it. Sign it right now.

>>42700466
I will basically sign anything a pretty demon lady asks me to.

Don't worry about signing anything a demon has for you. All you have to do is find the legendary seal of king Solomon and you'll be back in charge!

So how do blue mages work in MGE? Are there monster-exclusive spells or something?

>>42700466
>yeah, I got a fresh one here
>just signed up
>I'll send you the file now
>what do you think?
>thought so
>do you want me to organize a "chance meeting" for you two, or did you want to try a more direct approach?
>alright then, I'll send you his address now
>don't forget to fill out our survey for a 15% off deal on finding your daughter a childhood friend

Young, dumb, and full of cum!

For me, it's lolis of all monster races, especially the ones that are the tall hourglass -type in their profiles.

>>42700523
Forgot my picture so I guess I was talking about myself

>>42700495
>Contract demands I kiss her constantly
But I wanted to do that anyway!

>>42700495
But the only legendary items I've ever found diving are "Atlantean tablet" and "Barbarossa's Bones"

>>42700521
Sounds like a pretty big operation. Monsters make a new video game, single anons sign up, and then all the girls that funded/worked on the development of the game get promised a husband. Pretty clever.

>>42700480
A monster who spent her entire life perfecting schemes to get a husband must be so disappointed when she finds out all she needed to attract a man was to be kind and feminine

>>42700495
Seal of Solomon is actually a wedding ring that instantly marries you to a hundred demons
Noooooooo!!!! My bachelorhood is gone forever!!!!!!

>>42700567
100 is a lot of people, do you even know 100 people? could you even remember their names? what they like and dislike?

>>42700552
>monster game devs' first project is always some mmo targeted at men
>second project after they get married is the actual game that isn't just runescape with a layer of smut

>>42698800
>You will never court and flirt with a retired ancient evil.
Anon will help heal her.

>>42700630
That's okay, I'd bet even a coomer bait MMO that is just a front to scrape all your personal information would be a great game if monsters were the ones that made it.

What level of heart pupils would be reached if you told a Succubus to take responsibility for getting your dick hard by getting pregnant?

>>42699172
Which way to the "Gao!" zone?

>>42700665
Safari ride section. Don't ask why there are no locks on the safari jeep doors

>>42700661
>anon is having sex with his succubus wife
>she tells him to talk dirty to her
>he says that
>there's a short silent pause before they both burst out laughing
>he impregnated her that very night

>>42700713
It's okay, the Jinko's paws are too big to open the doo-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaztQK9If0&t=35s

>>42698798

>>42700735
Seeing something as large as a lamia slithering as quickly as a normal snake must be very unsettling the first few times. For me I'd just get hornier
https://youtube.com/shorts/GwQ2cpl34tk?feature=share

>>42700735
The eel will now feel you.

>>42700735
Ear wiggling wife.

>>42700735
absolutely dominating

>>42700713
>jinko waves at your jeep as you roll through the safari
>casually walks around it, peering into the windows
>squints at you through the glass
>opens the door and pulls you out
>waves driver on
>safari continues on its way
>jinko drags you into a tree and starts grooming you

>>42700497
They more than likely wouldn't unless the intent is a human woman imitating the power of a species.

Do robutts require constant software/hardware updates just like computers?

>>42700822
Yes, but be careful about uploading strange, black market personality softwares. They can result in a drastically different Automaton, compared to the kuudere factory settings.

>>42700724
LN singlehandedly changed my opinion on succubi and I love him for it

>>42700657
>insanely high quality beginning area
>gameplay is challenging but ballanced
>controls are dynamic, fun to learn, and rewarding to master
>tons of great quality of life features
>chat logs have a tendency to get bloated, since there's some kind of esoteric system behind who you can filter and who you can't
>late game is terrible
>basically just an asset flip from earlier regions
>no new loot variety, just bigger numbers on stuff you already have
>dungeons are more like warehouses
>even the boss dialog sounds canned
>one even includes someone in the studio telling the voice actress that "it doesn't matter, if they made it this far we have what we need"
>a sad end to an otherwise great game, I'll rate Essence Flood 4/10

>>42700843
>Encounter a "Dire Cheshire"
>It's just the same Cheshire you encountered earlier, but she chugged a strength potion to get buff.

I love raping my maid and wasting her energy so she never gets anything done only so I can scold her for incompetence and punish her for it with more rape
I hate the fact that I can only do so on weekends though

>>42700842
Woman with horns

>>42700850
>getting hit by cheshire enemy adds another 2000s era toolbar or popup add
>getting hit too many times makes the fight impossible and you have to let her destroy your character
What were they thinking? Worst boss in the game, just obnoxious to fight. At least let me cleanse these stupid things with a potion or something.

>>42700882

>>42700850
https://imgur.com/oId18jG

Imagine having a dark mage maid.

>>42700939
Throw fried tofu at her face

>>42700822
Yes. All automatons have a protocol in them called Husband Assisted Generation, or HAG for short. This protocol makes it so they are constantly looking for ways to upgrade themselves to optimize pleasure and raise chances of child production. It is every automaton's dream to become the perfect baby factory one day. You don't have to get these upgrades, but she'll keep making reports on how certain upgrades could have made your last session better.

>>42700497
Probably doesn't exist.
If it does, then it's something only women can fully utilize in the current era and risks turning them into some kind of Dark Mage, Chimera, or a Mindflayer

awoo?

>>42701085
God monsters in business suits are so sexy.

>>42701098
Ma'am this is a no awoo zone.

>>42701085
The new manager is scary

>>42698793

>>42701174
She's gotta stay in containment until scientists can be sure she's not going to unleash a terrible curse on the world.

>>42700846
Any news on ushi onis doing anything interesting?

>>42701085
I'll show those business monsters that I can do work that's not eating them out!

>>42701192
>accidentally fix the printer that's been broken for ages by fucking your boss over it
>she now insists on you plowing her against or on any piece of malfunctioning office equipment
>it somehow keeps working
>anubis IT pro seething because she's been all but replaced by some barbaric ape who can't even update drivers

>>42701182
>intern anon releases her cause she said she wanted to go to the store real quick
>now all the female staff are zombies and fucking the male staff
woops

>>42701232
>anon can't resist the zombussy
>sneaks into the containment cell for a quickie while the researchers are out
>hungry as fuck after she drains him, so he eats some of his coworker's lunch too
>gets traces of her mana on the container
>female researcher turns in the breakroom after she took a bite of her leftover lasagna
>entire research facility is overrun within the hour

>>42701218
>anubis IT keeps coming up with convoluted plans to show that anon is a hack
>anon unknowingly solves the issues by fucking the boss on it
>even the bank robbery plot was solved by fucking the boss
>anubis keeps seething as boss makes anon the manager of IT
>even though anon doesn't know what IT stands for

>>42701262
>anon gets transferred to a different facility after the outbreak
>this one is researching a dire wight
>he knows he shouldn't break in to fuck it
>but...
>meanwhile, the head researchers are wondering why there are so many outbreaks in the labs

>>42700846
>Soldier Beetle finally gets ONE piece of fan art
THE ONE PIECE EXISTS

>>42701287
[TICKET OPENED]
>keys on the keyboard are stuck, can't use computer
Report: used screwdriver to open keyboard. Dried semen had adhered keys down. Removed semen and replaced back cover.
[TICKET CLOSED]

[TICKET OPENED]
>mouse is stuck to mousepad. Need it unstuck.
Report: After intitial inspection, dried semen was found gluing the mouse to the mousepad. I highly advise all employees to refrain from fornicating on or around company technology.
[TICKET CLOSED]

[TICKET OPENED]
>printer will not print correctly, multiple pages come out at a time and at strange angles
Report: Semen had seeped into the paper tray and ruined the entire ream. Didn't anyone read my section of the weekly company memo?! I told you all to stop doing this. It's disgusting! There wasn't even anything wrong with the printer, that troglodyte Anon just got horny near it!
[TICKET CLOSED]

[TICKET OPENED]
>microwave has strange smell, can't heat food in the breakroom
Report: This is beyond vile. Boss, I know you're making up for lost time with Anon, but you CANNOT try to microwave an entire bowl of semen in the breakroom microwave! The laminated instructions CLEARLY outline proper usage, which includes covering the container with wax paper when warming liquids. It also states that all semen should be baked into the dish itself, or at the very least form a sauce on top. Someone else used it after you and it took me almost three hours to scrape it out of the microwave. Why is this even my job anyways?! This is something for the janitor to take care of! I WENT TO UNIVERSITY FOR THIS SHIT! If this company doesn't treat me with the respect I deserve, I'll find a new company that can.
[TICKET CLOSED]

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>>42701383
maybe boss should have anon fuck anubis

>>42701417
I'm going to call her Goobis in an e-mail. I'm sure nothing bad would happen.

>>42701192
>Anon works at a place with lots of shortstack monsters
>He is the designated manager of the high shelves

>>42698793
Remember, God gives his funniest Cheshire's to his saddest soldiers.

>>42701578
I must be not sad enough.

ded

>>42701718
Drunk hags at the tavern always giving me trouble any time I go visit a majority monster town. I just lie and say I have a wife but sometimes they see through it.

>>42701729
That's what you get for visiting a bar, it's always Hag Night

How/Why are Dark Mages a race? What stops a typical mamano from studying dark magic and learning the same set of skills?

>>42701784
basically they are women who went all the way to become the strongest mages of the land, any monster can also become one as well

Choco Kiki.

>>42701784
Dark Mages are human women that have the mind of a mamono aka a softcore yandere, that those old hags get very clingy so watch out.

>>42701793
love kikis in all flavors

>>42700923
dark mage is my mom though. sister is my maid and chef.

>>42701784
They're a race of magically inclined monsters that look like humans, and they have the magic skills. If some other type of monster race X learns the same skills, then they're an X that has the same skillset Y as a Dark Mage that has the skillset Y.

"Dark Mage" isn't referring to their profession, it's the race. But the usual case is that you could say Dark Mages (race) are also dark mages (class)

Getting hounded by my very possessive hellhound teacher.

>>42701846
>hellhound teacher follows you home to tell your parents you need advanced private tutoring
>a month later she tells them that your grades aren't improving fast enough and that you have to move in with her if you want to graduate in time

>>42701846
Your best friend will protect you from the smelly dog

Genuine question, not trying to start shit.

Why is posting AI art frowned upon here? Is it just because of the small imperfections with hands, feet, etc.? Some monster girls barely get art, so AI helps to bridge that. I personally found it useful when making an OC because it let me compare different hair/skin/eye color schemes.

>>42701893
Naw I love the older helldoggy I’m getting married to her by tomorrow, including I don’t have a best friend that looks like that.

>>42701912
If you can't see why AI shit is garbage then I have no idea why are you here, specially on /jp/ of all places

>>42698793

>>42701928
So you can't read the part where I acknowledge that AI art has plenty of flaws and imperfections. Gotcha.

>>42701912
It's low effort and soulless.

>>42701914
dawg

>>42698793
Did KDF ever write any more stories? I only have two of his but I like them a lot

>>42699220
Hug the bug.

Have you prayed today?

>>42701912
Mostly because once you've seen a couple, you've seen them all, any critique on it is completely fruitless, and the well has been poisoned by smarmy cunts in other places that proclaim this the end of human artists and pump out huge volumes of AI generated content.

>>42701784
>They are frequently confused with the "Witches" of Sabbath, but unlike them, who were made witches by "Baphomets", the leaders of Sabbath, these "dark mages" are human women who possessed strong desire like a monster and unconsciously absorbed surrounding mamono mana into their own bodies when they sought the power to sate that desire, awakening as witches.

They unconsciously rejected their humanity and became Majin through absorbing mamanobanana around them by being both adept at magic and extraordinarily horny.

>>42701966
But it's still something. Take some guy whose favorite mg has barely art, like 50 drawings or less, and tell him he shouldn't accept AI art because it's soulless and low effort. Something is better than nothing. Not everyone here likes succs or foxes or some other mg with literally tons of art. I doubt there's a single succ fan going out of there way to look at AI art. It's the dudes who like mg's that no one cares about.

>>42701987
Need me the Holy Cow as my bride to be.

>>42702026
Praise Sister Lac! Praise the Holy Cow!

>>42701383
>Email comes in about "computer froze up"
>Winternubis treks to the Ice Queen's palace
>The Ice Queen is staring at her laptop encased in ice with a blank expression

>>42702005
Like I said softcore yandere human women and probably the only human women you should really go for if there isn’t many monster girls around your area.

>>42702026
>cow nun has a forbidden romance with paladin anon
>or atleast she thinks its secret
>everyone in the church hears her begging anon to breed her whenever she is "blessing" anon in private
>no one has the heart to tell them because they look so proud at keeping their secret

>>42701996
For the terminally autistic people who commission 500 pics a day of their waifu being inflated/flattened/vored/etc, commissioning pics is just a ritualistic behavior, like lining up toys or stacking cans. They aren't gonna be deterred by the rise of AI art.

>>42702013
Take the painful path of slow practice. https://files.catbox.moe/u6a5l1.png
AI art just isn't any good but sure. Make as many AI pictures you want. But why do you expect anyone to care how many times you hit that generate button?
Of course, I don't really understand people who commission art of their waifus either. Paying someone else to draw your waifu drains away most of the soul of it.

There are hags in my videogame servers...

>>42702122
You could be playing with a hag in the next multiplayer game you play and you would have no idea.

>>42701718
Why is the drunk hag dressed as alma and the boy dressed as luka? This is intriguing

>>42702122
breed hags while streaming

>>42702122
>The jerk-off tissues

>>42701912
It's not frowned on by me, really. I'm not super keen on it because of the errors, but most of the hatred is autism.
For an example of autism, see here:>>42701928

>>42702122
Stop playing boomer shooters, anon.

>>42702122
why does she have legos tied around her neck?

>>42702146
CS source is NOT boomer

>>42702143
The thread isn't exactly oc central.

>>42702149
>When you go to a Holstaur-run Milk Bar and ask for a milkshake with onions milk.

>>42702146
I have no idea what kids call a "boomer shooter"

>>42701912
You know I once had patience with you folks, at least enough to stop and try to have a conversation. Unfortunately much like others here, I've been driven insane by the sheer insufferableness your people drivel on every single space you try to shoehorn your ai generated shit.
So I'm just going to calmly tell you to go kill yourself.

>>42701912
Try to shove mcdonalds hamburgers to a restaurant as handmade delicacies, see how well you get received there.

Boomer monsters giving rape correction to Zoomer human boys.

>>42701912
i've no interest of bland approximations of art

>>42702122
pretty much the easiest way to both sus out the old monsters and to be able to leave the game lobby without being noticed is ust by picking a decade starting from the 80s and saying that was the best decade of music.

>>42702175
>food analogy

>>42702177
then what do boomer guys get?

>>42702157
Yeh, most of the creators have left.
>>42702166
autism.

Another poor anon gets FOXED.

>>42702185
It's their responsibility to handle zoomer monsters.

>>42702177
>You will never keep your beer cold between you Undead wife's breasts.

>>42702185
Either zoomer monsters or very ancient monsters that don’t even have a name for their generation.

>>42702177
I'd wouldn't mind boomer monsters, I'd think I might pester them for stories and what would count as boomer for monsters since 200 is like 20 years old for them

>>42702211
Actual old lady hag fox. Look at that ancient dress

>>42702211
She looks like she goes after young human boys.

>>42701912
Half this shit's charm is the fact the artist gave a shit learning the skill to create it, it's like trying to show a perfect chess performance #392749324 as something people should give you praise on (even then it's not a good comparison since generated pics still can't hold much against real artists) (also don't derail with this, it's just a comparison).
Point is, it gets boring and repetitive after a while brub. Did you expect people to praise you for hitting a button as much as they do to others that take the time to learn or something?

>>42702214
Rude and untrue.

>>42702187
If they're not in this thread they're on a myriad of other places.

>>42702232
obvious shapeshifting. I know a hag when I see one.

>>42701912
>>42702223
>Did you expect people to praise you for hitting a button as much as they do to others that take the time to learn or something?
I'd sum it up with this

>>42701192
did you think of anything you could do yet?

>>42702235
Most of those places are bad places.

>>42702256
Kind of the nature of the internet. If you bind yourself to one place you're going to be disappointed because there are content creators that aren't on here but elsewhere.

POV of a white man.

>>42702214
The nine tails speak to it.

>>42702166
I don't even make AI art you retard, or even champion it. Goddamn. Learn how to fuckinf read instead of spouting off inane rants because someone used one of your trigger words.

>>42702264
There are a few on twitter I guess but I wouldn't really call that being active in a community.

>>42702265
i feel imperiled

>>42702253
elf boss is really scary

>>42702273
could be an early bloomer. i'm told a lot of foxes are like that

>>42702270
American humor sucks

>>42702265
Cheshires shouldn't be allowed to have the powers of a Phantom, this is incredibly dangerous.

>>42702282
Fair.

>>42702278
>I don't even make AI art you retard, or even champion it
>B-buh I'm not with AI I'm just asking repeatedly in several threads
I don't give a shit, you're bringing the topic needlessly in favor to it and it serves as derailment. Fuck off and post about monstergirls

>>42702256
They're not, which is why they attract people with talent.

>>42702270
Give her pale skin and him dark skin and this place would have a meltdown.

>>42702327
If you don't take your autism pills I'm gonna start posting ai just to irritate you.

AIposters, blackedspammers, namefags
Let's go for the bingo, how bad can these threads still get

>>42702327
>you're bringing the topic needlessly in favor to it
Nope. Was asking because I was just curious, because I've been here enough to see people shit on AI art but not often enough to see an explanation of why people shit on it. Thank you for being schizophrenic and wildly blaming me for every time you've had an unpleasant experience talking with someone about AI art though.

>>42702339
surely that was their goal the entire time. otherwise they'd presumably post good pictures.

>>42702330
Lmao

>>42702270

>>42702235
>If they're not in this thread they're on a myriad of other places.
Have a look at this shithole, I would've left a long time ago too lmao

I can't decide if I love succubi or foxes more.

>>42702367
Them maybe you should go back

>>42702122
Is it my imagination, or has Arknights surpassed Azur Lane as the most posted gachashit on /mgt/?

>>42702367
It's not perfect but it's at least more active than /monster/ and at least tries to proactively police itself. About the only reason I find to go to the other site is to keep tabs on writefags I enjoy the works of like Spidernon and Bromont.

Anons would you sleep with a monsterized tank? A la the cursed sword? And will come with a harem

>>42702380
one poison for another

>>42702375
Different anon here. This is the only place I come to discuss monster girls. That said, I only visit like once a week. In your eyes, what redeeming qualities does this thread have? Just asking because I want to hear your perspective, since you seem adamant that this place has qualities worth preserving and protecting.

>>42702398
to me it has to do with other places being far, far worse.

>>42702398
Because your other choices are basically futa and assorted icky stuff or the guys going around raiding because KC told them too.

>>42702407
>>42702440
Fair enough. I don't really interact with other mg fans much, so it's pretty disheartening to hear that this is mostly what the fandom has to offer.

>>42702440
>because KC told them too
At least have the courtesy to not lie about shit like this.

>>42702478
He's complicit if nothing else. He knows what you do

>>42702499
i'm certainly not shedding any tears over it.

>>42702499
No shit, because KC is able to use a machine to translate English to Japanese. Whether or not he knows what *I* specifically do, I don't know or particularly care because I don't interact with the man in any capacity nor have any reason to dredge up shit on his behalf.

Despite assertions, I'm literally just here to talk about monster girls and weather the winds of shit that people keep kicking up.

I'm choosing the most buff Jinko bodyguard not because I believe she can protect me better than anyone else, but because I find her the most breedable.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M WATCHING WRESTLING
I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BABYSIT YOU CHILDREN

Dragon daughters.

>>42702517
Shut up cuckold

>>42702366
Who's fangs feel better? Who's hands feel better?

>>42702517
who.ru nn???? uid???????? laff ya b1g meme

>>42702565
I want to be babysat by possessive hag kitsunes that dote on me and tease me every chance they get of promises of marriage with them in the future.

>>42702565
Why watch wrestling when you can wrestle monsters at home?

>>42702595
>fangs
Fox
>hands
Succubus

>>42702565
Wrestling is fake!

>>42702642
The beef is fake but the creampies are real

>>42702575
I actually hate NTR but maybe you should try out for the Imperial Stormtrooper Academy with that aim of yours. I'm sure the cute Cupid instructor would take a liking to you.

>>42702654
MFW is criticized for it's fake wrestling, but assures it's fans that the sex is not simulated.

>>42701912
I'd pin it down to mass samefagging, personally. Do what you want.

>>42702673
God it would be so hot if you’re monster wife pretended to be a magical heroine in the wrestling ring while you’re a dark mage super villain, which the fight would end with you cumming inside your heroine wife while she holds you in the Amazon position as a sign of submission and defeat.

i had a dumb idea of a not so bright wurm wanting to be a knight trying to pull out the sword of legend but she cant but she pulls out the rock that the sword is stuck in and uses it like a massive bonking hammer much to the poor swords chargin

>>42702727
So Big Jack Horner but a monster girl?

>>42702673
>tfw the amazon womankind will never be thrown 16 feet off hell in a cell onto your pelvis by the wight undertaker

Read the fic, anon, it'll distract from the fact that there is very little new lilim stories at the moment

>>42702738
not really, more like a bumbling fool knight that makes up her lack of smarts and skill with might and conviction which is further strengthed by her simple-mindedness
Maybe not the monster hero that was expected but the hero to make them proud

>>42702767
Make me, nerd.

>>42702767
Viccy's ficcy is probably the My Immortal of the MGE world and a source of constant haranguing by her sisters.

>>42702767
Is that her self insert romance story involving her imaginary husbando?