/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46481934
Enough volts and anything becomes conductive

>>46466060
She might be a dork but you're still gonna get zapped

>Severe thunderstorm incoming, recommended to stay indoors

Allright Anon, you want that ultimate weapon? You gotta dodge 200 lightning strikes in row.
If you get hit you will immediately be raped by your choice of a raiju, thunderbird, or concerningly aggressive ryu.

>Zap

Bugs can't get me, I have a bugzapper.

Weasels.

>Challenge raiju to a swordfight
>The moment your blades connect all your muscles lock up from paralysis
>Your pants are off before you even hit the ground
Why can't monsters fight fair, just once?

Haha look guys an electric weasel

>zap

Danger: High Voltage

>Walk outside
>Blinding flash and thunderous crack out of nowhere
>Come to being cuddled by zapweasel
Remember: lightning can strike from insane distances, if you hear the thunder, you are in danger

Tits

Grab the tiddies
Complete the circuit
Let her lightning enter your heart

Never trust weasels, they are just looking for an excuse

Electrical weasel

Why do raiju's keep sticking their tongues out at me?

Raiju tits

It's a gamble on which thread will stick around, so I better cover my bases.
Raiju tits.

You can DEFINITELY trust weasels

Weasels

You wont weasel your way out of this one.

If you grab both tits as the same time, the raiju lightning will pass through your heart.

>>43330936
Raiju.
Combination of lighting being my favorite element and beastgirls being my preferred MG type.
Also profile raiju has one of the best designs out of the entire series.