/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46560796
>The royal cumpump is muttering to himself again

>>45968499
Isekaid white boys are so obviously tired, dehydrated, sunburnt and overheated when they show up in desert kingdoms that they incite strong mamono protective instincts, and are too worn-out to try and get away while they're being taken to safety in the arms of their new wife.

>>45966810
Imagine being shown off at the public baths by your rich desert wife. Blushing and trying not to look at anyone else there while she preens over all the glares and longing looks she's getting from people jealous of her exotic, pretty husband.

>>45819331
Coming in from a cold winter day and groping your pharaoh wife with your freezing hands under her blouse. It kills me that I will never have this

>>45655801
>tfw being the plaything of a Pharaoh classmate

Best monster to play strategy games with? Hardmode: no autism dog.
>Pharaohs & Apophis: constant struggle for power in the desert means that many of them woudl be well versed in tactics and strategy
>Lich: neets that get obsessed over their hobbies with too much time on their hands

>>45261390
Wrestling the pharaoh to the ground and forcing her to wear modern clothes

Minimum wage bf with pharaoh gf

>try and sneak through the throne room while your pharaoh momster is holding court
>"Oh? Anon, is that you...?"
>pats her lap
>"[Come Sit.]"
>compelled by god voice
>have to sit in her lap in front of all the visiting nobles while she fusses over you, hums, and pets your hair
being prince sucks.

>>44768478
*As bounteous and fertile as the Nile

>>44574194
Just in time for the fertility festival and Pharaonic mating press impregnation ritual, it rolls off the tongue better in Egyptian.

>>43303498
>particularly poor, swarthy, peasant women
I hope pharaoh-san from next door didn't hear that

>>43284475
I can understand why people think they are boring as "monster girls", but I still really like them.

>anon and anubis-chan, the two weirdos at school are the only two members of the Pharaoh Club

>>42700122
Maybe I'm spoiled but I'm not a fan of that beachball style of drawing titties. I know those are small drawings so they're abstract but I like titties with some gravity

>>42572577
Hag is just a codeword for a thick sultry older woman. 97% of the time it doesn't mean actual crows feet and wrinkles. It can refer to many things
>the ancient queen that's been asleep for five thousand years
>your aunt and adopted momster (no matter how old they actually are)
>your unmarried teacher
>that one CC neighbour that always gives you food
Hags are a very flexible concept

>>42300156
No matter how old or voluptuous she is a monstergirl is always a girl at heart

She will teach you how to run a kingdom.

>>42007842
wonder who could be behind this post

Recruiting volunteers on an expedition to help me find and excavate Nefertitties bust. Wages will be low, constant hazards, long months of severe heat, slim chances of a safe return, honour and recognition and brown wives will be yours in case of success

What is the best exotic foreign monster to be arrange married with and why is it pharaohs?

>Pharoah wife asks me if my Roman outfit is going to be ready in time for the toga party
How do I tell her I bought a realistic chimp costume?

>>28482663
Reintroducing an ancient queen to the world and building a new civilization together would be heaven. Having such a powerful women depend on a normal guy so much is really endearing, especially if he was looking for her specifically

>>27630069
Pharaoh with a mix between a French and Egyptian/Levantine Middle Eastern accent because she learned those languages before trying English