/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46466094
>getting dork zapped
Oh no?!

>>45851064
mean boys get zapped

>>44181564
zap weasels are trouble!
don't trust them!

>>43137440
zap nerds

>>42911511
I always wonder how they manage to keep their hair from sticking out when they live in a minefield of static electricity

>>42866177
zap

>>42703546
I will not hug the trickster!

>>42437338
she is nothing but a bully though?

>>42004411
how else can you stop her and her trickery?

>>41100595
>having to deal with the consequences of my actions
oh no?!

>>40887725
thats what happens when you prank someone too much

>>40546201
she is a bully

>>40330787
dam zap weasel and her shenanigans

>>38929000
>don't rain on my parade
I'm just saying, you're not the only guy to ever attend uni.
But more likely, good luck even thinking about the teachers when you can't even get across campus unmolested.

>>37062959
>not popular
she's popular in my heart

Remember to relieve the stress of your zap wife, or else you'll get zapped at an inconvenient time!

>>22576532
>Bring smol Raiju wife to parents house for the holidays.
>Surprisingly enough she manages to go the day without touching herself or you. She's actually a pretty good conversationalist.
>She falls asleep in the car, and due to how cute and peaceful she looks, you avoid waking her up and decide to just carry her inside.
>Moment you step through the door she releases all of the stored zap.
>Collapse on the floor as the current races through you.
>Wife looms over you and starts undressing herself immediately. "Been waiting all day for this."
>pic related

>>22571125
The sooner you accept the zap, the easier life will be.

>>22416117
Nothing a little mamano-based electroshock therapy can't fix.

>>20819880

>>19078301
Have her save it all for after your workout, then have her slowly release it for some muscle relief. She'd be a personal TENS unit, only more cuddleable.

>>18880265

>>18613102
You build up a tolerance first. Like so.

>>18487673
Exercise caution.