/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>monsters occupy my town
>called the succubus officer "mom" instead of ma'am by accident
How screwed am I?

You've been selected for permanent relocation to Royal Makai.

Being a virgin hikineet in MGC is easy. As long as I report that I am seeking a wife I get free neetbucks.
Although, the government mail is getting more and more insistent and common and the clerks at the Ministry of Love are getting nosier.

Being a virgin hikineet in MGC is easy. As long as I report that I am seeking a wife I get free neetbucks.
The government mail is getting more and more insistent and common and the clerks at the Ministry of Love are getting nosier.

>PSA: There is no such thing as "milk addiction". It is just your craving the most optimal source of nutrition. In fact if you are feeling "addicted" it is symptom of insufficient milk intake or other nutritional deficiency. Keep drinking, citizens.

If you remain single past 25 you are guaranteed to attract the attention of the secret police.

They are putting something in the milk.

Lilim-sama says to ignore shitposters and appreciate lilims and all they do for humans

>be in mgc high school
>hear online about rape correction that occurs in these schools
>become a delinquent to get corrected
>not just any delinquent, an actual menace that humans and monsters don't want to be around
>stuff nerds into lockers
>smack books out of hands
>call the girls fat
>that sort of thing, like I'm a bully from an 80s movie
>teacher has finally had enough of my shenanigans in class today and sends me to the principals office
>today's gonna be the day
>principal is a stern lilim whom I'm sure is just dying to make an example out of a student
>instead she's essentially trying to counsel me
>"is everything okay at home?"
>"do your parents hit you?"
>stuff like that
>instead of getting correction, I'm getting appointments with the school counselor and a parent teacher meeting with the principal
Those 4mon fuckers lied to me

>>43200150
The law

>>43142434
Dominate humans with love. If it is man's destiny to be dominated, it is Demon Lord's will that he be dominated with compassion and understanding.

Monster girls, I just received new orders. Our mother say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. The Order is getting paid off for their crimes, and our girls who haven't lost their virginity will remain virgins. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like love, handholding, and tender cuddling, they get packed up. But, we can all go home. …Well, I’m not going home. I’m gonna get on my boat, and I’m going up river, and I’m going to kiss that son of a bitch Paladin’s lips so HARD that the next Paladin is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home and who wants to go with ME!?!

>>42966307
>(You) WILL love the lilim
>(You) WILL call the lilim cute
>(You) WILL take the lilim out on dates
>(You) WILL one day marry the lilim
>(You) WILL have romantic creampie breeding sex with the lilim
>(You) WILL have many daughters AND sons with the lilim
>(You) WILL live a happy and fulfilling life with the lilim
>(You) WILL BE HAPPY WITH THE LILIM

I believe in lilim supremacy

Lilim appreciation post: impregnate big sister

The mere scent of a lilim would make me obey her. They simply too op!

>>42485528
You WILL pay the cuddle tax.

>>42470331
Imagine having literal Ministry of Love

>>41958307
I want Big Sister to come in for a surprise inspection while I am having my mandatory cooking class and taste the cookies I've made.

I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a pair of boobs smothering a human face— forever. ”

Men in occupied territories will be subjected to mandatory cuddling.

Big Sister loves you.

CITIZENSHIP STATUS REVOKED
STATUS CHANGED TO "PET"
OWNER: TBD
Please stay home and cooperate with the police and social services. Failure to comply will result in "owner" to be determined by the state.
Reminder that ownerless "pets" caught outside without permission may be freely adopted by any monster if caught.