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>>48428212
Anywhere from a small static shock to being taken to the hospital by your new raiju wife to clear the fourteen day paralysis debuff, depending on your lightning resistance

Lightning resistance check

>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>MAGIC MISSILE
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>MAGIC MISSILE
>MAGIC MISSILE
>MAGIC MISSILE
>OUTPLAYED I'M JUST BETTER

Lightning Resistance check

>>45073895
Sounds like someone needs a few million volts

>>44754105
>Raiju starts jumping, flailing, and running around wildly in front of (you)
>Before you can even register what is going on you are hit with 2,000,000 volts
Always remember: weasels are predators.

Zap weasel gonna zap

>>43088103
Danger Danger
High Voltage

>>43088251
>>43088265
>storm approaches
>notice your wife heading outside with a ladder and a golf club

>>42957490
You fool, nobody, man or monster, can fully direct raiju lightning.
You will shock yourself as much as the target!

Hug the weasel.
Don't worry the sparks are purely for show
The sparks are not purely for show, if you touch that weasel you probably won't be able to move for a few hours when the paralysis wears off
Who knows what she would do to you given a few hours of non-resistance

>>42764447
Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

>>42703573
Hug the weasel on your own terms before she decides to hug you at full charge

>slap raiju on the ass
>resulting electrical discharge is like a fork in an eleictrical outlet
Alas, how can one love a beast one cannot touch?

>>41654490
shock therapy

>>41104345
>as the electric current courses through you, your hands seize up grasping her tits and your grip refuses to release
>they have to bring you both in to separate

>imminent lightning damage
Hope you aren't wearing metal armor

>Raiju and hydromancer anon
Going to abuse the lighting vulnerability from the waterlogged status

>>40456701
Could have a totally-not-Shermie Raiju.

>You have five seconds to comply before I taze you
>You havent told me what you want me to do
>I want you to get tazed
There is just no winning with some girls

>>39980718
Anon has been exposing himself to progressively stronger electrical currents to build up a resistance so he could pull the ultimate reversal.
He started with a joy buzzer
Now he is gonna fuck a raiju raw

It's time to mix things up a little.

>>39015705
>Trapped in a raiju hug
>Electrical current paralyzes you
>Facefull of raiju fluff makes you painfully erect
How can Anon ever hope to fight such fiends?

>>38618675
I'll be sure to report this new information to the monsters while telling them I wanna shove my face into electric raiju tits to feel the tingling sensation

>>38379012
Don't worry Anon, I gotchu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc