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>speedrunning the dangerous desert dune route any%, no damage, no vore
>route starts in a coastal town under the rulership of the pharaoh
>end is in Autismwan Village, a village exclusively full of anubises
Wish me lucks, lads. Here's to not getting devoured by a sandworm or assassinated by a girtablilu!

Come to the desert kingdoms.

Visit the desert kingdoms.

>>44537257
The sandworm communes offer an alternative to the common despotic monarchies of the desert kingdoms. Remember - a better world is possible!

>>44331838
ms. anubis seems to be suffering from delusions of grandeur

You should go to the Desert Kingdoms.

Pharaohs are really pretty but their 'voice of command' thing is unpleasant... not being able to control your actions and becoming a powerless passenger in your own body sounds really scary. I don't really want to get within hearing distance of pharaohs.

>>43281043
imagine being some random orphan and getting adopted by the ruler of a kingdom

Come to the Desert Kingdoms.

Come to the desert kingdoms.

>>42467953
>Do this to a pharaoh
>Don't know she's already married
>"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, sweetie, but I'm already married."
>Stand their embarrassed and sad
>She whispers to her anubis adviser
>Anubis nods her head in agreement
>Anubis taps her staff against the ground in quick succession
>It makes a sound like human footsteps running on sand
>Within moments the ground begins to rumble
>Anubis casts a spell on the building
>A sandworm bursts through the ground below me but anubis' spell protects the structure
>Sandworm eats me and tunnels back into the sand
>Something, something, something.
>Live happily ever after with sandworm wife.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Royal_Wife
Reminder that if you marry a Pharaoh, she's probably going to insist that you also marry all sorts of princesses and influential noblewomen for diplomatic reasons. Possibly including all of those khepri from the neighboring kingdom so she can unify both realms.

>While most ancient Egyptians were monogamous, a male pharaoh would have had other, lesser wives and concubines in addition to the Great Royal Wife.

Reminder that Pharaohs are probably pretty harem-friendly even if they haven't been graped.

How would you get out of this situation?