/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>wight when she realizes she forgot to tell her guest that sometimes undead use poison in the drinks as "spice"

>"Hahaha! Go on a date? With you? You're just a lowly, pathetic human. I am a Princess of the undead kingdom, you are not worthy to ask me out. Try again when you're a little richer."

>>46005822
Ufufu

>>45921860
I will play dead.

I want a wight to call me peasant.

>>44946410
You try stopping them, meanwhile this high level wight just built a mansion next to my humble little home and now she spies on me when I train in the backyard

>get randomly picked up by a wight
>asks me to entertain her
>I am too boring I have no idea what to do
>I try to think of something funny to say
>Suddenly I feel a pressure buidling up
>Due to stress I can't control it and I fart audibly
>color almost drains from my face
>I want to crawl up in a hole an die
>the wight stares at me for a few moments with a neutral expression
>she then erupts into laughter and almost falls over
>who would think that such a high-class lady would be entertained by a fart joke

>>44652396
Eat out the rich.

>>44274266
>meanwhile
>"I'm going to steal a commoner and use him as my dildo, no need for his pleb"

>wight that keeps "accidentally" draining you at random moments

Desu wa? I prefer death wa.

What if I bought fast food and disguised it as my own cooking? Ohohohoho! How devilish of you, Serassia!

Ohohonhonhon! Now mon cherie, we will watch ze movies, yes? We will watch Jacques Tati!

>ohoho, you can't afford rent and have nowhere to go, Anon?
>that's terrible
>I suppose I could let you live at my place, we can figure out how you will repay that later

>>41212934

>Imagine needing to breathe. How plebian.

>work at a fast food place
>suddenly a wight comes in
>hope it's not gonna be a weirdo
>just a standard order
>ask whether it's gonna be a takeout
>"I think I will take YOU out."
>oh no
>"Ma'am, we don't provide such services."
>she OHOHOHOs loudly and plops down enough money to buy this place
>my manager sells me out immediately
>"You can start by feeding me those fries with your mouth~"

>ywn get hired to work at a wight's mansion
>ywn get regularly sexually bullied and "played" with by her daughter and unable to tell anybody

>O kawaii koto.

>wight's husband goes to an undead party for the first time
>"Sure looks dead in here."

>Oh, you play on consoles? I suppose that's to be expected of a peasant, OHOHOHO!

Imagine needing to breathe.

You Will Never Be An Adult

Having a wight wife is all fun and games until she learns to manifest spectral claws inside her vagina