/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey, hey. You. Kid, hey. Over here. Listen. Compounded interest.

>>45123538
>be Anon
>born in Year of the Dragon
>keep getting hit on my MereLizards
>ignore them all
>gather a Harem of CreepingCoins
>sleep in a group snuggle-pile
>cumfy

>>44408895
Girl does magic and there witches and stuff
its also VERY GAY, but not cancer pedo gay like steven universe was.
Either way its irellavent to the thread so lets talk mimics and coins

Alright nerds listen up. You've got a job, right? And you get PAID to do that job. So how about you take like 200 bucks a month and put that into a fund that invests in, say, the most traded stocks in Lescatie or Royal Makai.
That's 2400 a year. Now the bushy tailed ones tell me that the annual interest on the stock market, on average, is 7-8%. We'll go with 7%. So that's a 168 bucks in interest that first year. That's not a lot, that's less than what you put in during a month, not very impressive, right?
10 years in, how much is that interest adding? 2400. Ten years in you get a full year's investment in interest. Year after that your interest is BIGGER than your annual investment.
That's compounded interest. How long will it take for you to have 100,000? 20 years.
What? What's that? 20? That's only 10 more years after you hit the annual interest equal to your annual investment? This is still just 200 bucks a month. In 30 years it turns to 260 thousand. In 40 years 580 thousand. With just 200 bucks a month.
That's fucking MAGIC. It's called compounded interest. Imagine what kind of money you could have if you invested a little more. At 350 a month, you'll have 360 thousand in 30 years and in 40 you'll be a millionaire. At 450, you'll have 590 thousand in 30 years and in 40 you'll have 1 million 300 thousand.
At 500 a month you'll be a millionaire in 36 years.
At 600 a month you'll be a millionaire in 33 years.
You're still young, right? You can get started. You have the time. You can do it.
Or...
You could just marry a Creeping Coin. You invest your time, your love and your sperm and you'll get golden daughters. Can't put a price on that.

Remember that monstergirls solve minor inconviences
Creeping coins could probably shape their money into common currency, leading to an infinte supply of vending machine change
Yes I know card operated vending machines exist, just let me have this

>>42695712
In a Pratical sense, no
But there is a unrealesed version of it on the genisis, only about 6 copies of the game exist and last I heard one of them sold for a million

Rare games and all that

>>42243431
I wish I had dreams that weren't complete nonsense. Last night I had a dream where I had an email from someone trying to hire me for anti-banking activities and I don't even know what that means

personalised vending machine that only takes special coins
had a side thought about creeping coins geting a jolt of pleasure when their gold is used, like if you used something made out of shog

>>38908875
All that glitters is gold!

Do dragons consider creeping coins to be apart of their hoard, more of a roommate or maybe a little sister?

>>38169658
Isn't creeping coin considered a potential short stack?

>>37843752
>steal something
>a booming voice echoes from the heavens:
THE MANY SHALL SUFFER FOR THE SINS OF THE ONE

Mimic and pot devil need to be redesigned completely.

Clink

>>37574601
Just sell the creeping coin's gold (I know it's fake but it still has value) so you can buy your own private place.

>>37560086
Creeping Coin looks just as big.

THE MANY SHALL SUFFER
FOR THE SINS OF THE ONE

>Ohohoho, so Anon needs money again? You sure blew that load quickly.

>Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen

Hohoho, Anon pleases old monsters for money!

Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen!

>>35660522
What if they are the money?

Flip the coin, then fuck it

>>31333936
Money on my motherfucking mind, cut five haircuts at the same time, white-gold pants, jet ski made of wine, foie gras bust of Albert Einstein. Get money.