/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46447574
>who the fuck teaches their children to talk like that?
>and shouldnt you be in school anyway?

>>45029537
>"you underestimate our power father!"
>"you will not stand in our way"
>"the candy bowl will be ours!"
its gonna be a uphill battle. but one day i will make them renounce their chunni ways and have them start acting like proper adults.

>>44201299
They hunt in packs

Something something 50 DKP Minus

>>43820399
Beware the juvenile dragons they hunt in packs

>>43798182
Tell them to fight fair then. They either stay out of reach and breath fire or gang up on me when I start to beat one

I just want to be the cool older brother/senpai monsters look up to

>Paladin father dealing with his rowdy dragon daughters.

>>42711844
Yeah, I think that's the one. I had Yetis on my mind because of other LN pictures with a knight and a smol Yeti.

>>42560921
What's the worst that could happen?

>>39497416
>Anon Anonymous and the holy grail
>The tales of Anon's (mis)adventures throughout the lands as he takes on the totally legit quest to find one of the very very real and not at all fabricated sacred artifacts of the Order

>>39397241
Dragon politics are weird

Honestly, I want a species that helps mere dragons the same way dhampirs help tease vampires into being more loving.

>Dragons are notoriously infertile
>Anon manages to have triplets with local dragon waifu
No man is prepared for this, one dragon daughter is hard enough, two at the same time is inconceivable, but THREE? May the gods have mercy on his soul

>>34428818
Listen to this man, or this shall be your fate!

>>24744530
Gonna rescue a dragon from an evil princess!

>>23544064
Dragon Knight Docking!

>>19704306
Don't have it in me to greentext or write right now so have some fucker who got feared into the whelp caves.

>>17949524
8ch used to be cool. It was fine back in 2014 when it got some wind under its wings, but it didn't last long at all. The only reason it got any traffic was the whole GG fiasco.

The site admin got caught handing over troll post histories to news outlets to show it was a totally safe space, he was always busy in IRC and making emojis rather than taking care of the site and the make your own board without limits is the biggest failed experiment in that site's history. Allowing BOs to be name/avatar dramafags who act like an internet celebrity on Twitter and Facebook was all the red flags you needed to see. All the boards cannibalized eachother. Don't like the current board? Go ahead and make a new alt board and just see what happens. The current owner of the GG board lied about being swatted and then doxed posters based on their totally legit secure data from their posts and then sent that info to the FBI over them making posts/being people he didn't like.

The owner of the /v/ board is a literal backstabbing Jew who sold out GG for a small promise to work in the industry and 8/pol/ is one of the most pozzed boards of controlled opposition I've ever seen. You hear the jokes here that our /pol/ is an echo chamber, but there you'll get banned to Siberia Soviet Union style just for questioning Trump.

To add to the already dramatic heap of that small morsel of constant drama, Jim, the same asshole who screwed over 2ch, took over 8ch in the most dubious conditions imaginable after months of DDoS attacks which ended after Jim took over and provided servers for 8ch with the quality of the old school HotWheels PC from back in the day.

The site has been hacked multiple times embarrassingly at the userbase's expense complete with unhashed IPs stored in plain text, the admins got caught lying about security, affiliation with other parties, collusion behind closed doors out the ass and basically got caught farming data from users.

Like I said, it was cool in the beginning, but I only go there now to see what a fantastic train wreck it is. To me, their biggest irony will forever be them becoming everything they blamed us of being and worse.

>>17949533
>>17949547
This. Pic related is what would happen to you there if you questioned the infallible 8ch only less cute. At least we were allowed to call out moot any time he dropped the ball.

>>17905364
>>17905385
You have a 32.3333%, repeating of course, chance of remaining single.

>>17865886
I have diabetes, you insensitive jerk!

And smol dragons are better.

It seems a flock of Wyverns have taken a liking to you.

Quick anons! The last game you played now has Monstergirls in it. Does it destroy the game completely? Or make it even better?
>Civ 5
>instead of nuking everyone you drop Dark Matters onto towns and love the world
>BY FORCE
>Gandhi is still a cunt