Monster Girl Thread

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Börg

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[Anonymous No.]

tanuki pilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345
You are not immune to fox propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

get slimed

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Dhampir had her time in the sun, now it's time for her mom to shine

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>>43029373
It’s always a good day when space jin makes some not-fucked-up art.

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I don't know about these börgs man, they seem like hamburgers to me

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>>43029390
yup, didnt he lose the ball crushing fetish?

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>>43029382
slime dragoned

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>>43029397
Well he certainly hasn't lost his thing for sadist girls, so it's not like he isn't still making fucked up stuf.

[Anonymous No.]

Every morning is a good morning on the succubutt farm, makin' the rounds feeding a fresh shota to the girls.

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>>43029396
Too much burger

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>>43029425
>Not pictured:Me smugly smiling looking at my work

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One last boobs I didn't get to post last thread.

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I'm working on a brief list of upcoming MGs KC has hinted at in the recent Q&A. So far, we have
>Lioness MG
>An MG with innate future sight

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>>43029453
fox sith?

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>>43029425
Not enough borger I say.

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>>43029465
You realize that the siths are based on scottish folklore for which there is no fox version?

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>>43029498
I don't think there is a dog version either.

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>>43029450
fat cat

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We can go meatier

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>>43029376
I am protected from it by tigers.

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>>43029345
those french fries are huge

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>>43029477
she looks very beautiful but lusting and or loving angels is a sin/haram so i'm going to stick with a normal elven woman

[Anonymous No.]

can slime wife become slime armor? slime carrier cannot achieve this natty.

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>>43029520
demonrealm potatoes go hard

[Anonymous No.]

large stone mammeries

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>>43029498
Why are you even seriously responding to a shitposter

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>>43029507
There is. Cat Sìth and Cù Sìth.
Leanan Sídhe can also be written as Leannan Sìth.

[Anonymous No.]

Me staring out my window to my well air conditioned home outside at Kobold-chan drenched in sweat as she burns up in the spring heat, begging me to let her in. (I'm not letting her in)

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>>43029541
huh, didn't know that. Still don't really care.

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>>43029531
thats a goddamn fortress

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>>43029531
Such impressive buttresses.

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https://exhentai.org/g/2341968/82e7d5fd36/

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>>43029577
dont call golems that, its means there are fat
>>43029578
truly, her builder must have a wide array of buttresses

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>>43029507
Cait Sìdhe and Cú Sidhe are both creatures in Scottish or greater Gaelic/Gaelige folklore. Sídhe itself just denotes their natures as members of the Ao Sí with it being pronounced "Shee", similar to how the Banshee is really the Bean Sídhe and Leanan Sídhe is entirely Scottish.

About the closest equivalent of them in any other world folklore in terms of "Haha furries" without being an existing MGE species would either be the Mujina of Japan or the Huli Jing/Gumiho of either China or Korea.

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>>43029453
Adding to this
>There is a "Hell" that is ruled by the 2nd Lilim daughter, that has MG variants similar to Wonderland
>Slime is being added to the MGE RPG. KC said he's been writing lines for her recently. Her updated look will also appear.

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>>43029622
>There is a "Hell" that is ruled by the 2nd Lilim daughter
I remember that part.
>that has MG variants similar to Wonderland
You have my attention.

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Would the furfaggots go back to /trash/?

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>>43029631
Watch meido be a useless piece of shit for a month straight again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029631
>furfaggots
It's just the irish idiot and fools/newfags mistaking him for a honest poster, don't get worked up.

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>>43029637
>month
>singular
lol, if it's not a vtuber thread meidos don't give a shit anymore.

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>>43029629
i get at least some of the prison is supposed to be serious but as a law abiding citizen i'd like a tourist friendly section to enjoy the monsters

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>>43029640
>no anon you don't get it the faggots spamming sithshit and pushing for acceptance of furfaggotry isn't the usual suspects that have been posting here since before these threads were forcibly moved to /jp/ it's actually some niche retard that only subhuman discordfaggots would know about because we're physically incapable of fucking staying in our faggoty discord circlejerk instead of shitting this thread up with our slapfights and inside jokes

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Ancient evils would be scared by this thread's headcanon of them:
>Can't resist burgers
>Weak to anal
>Can be pregnancy corrected

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>>43029664
Scared that it's true and somehow Anons found out about it?

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>>43029664
>Ancient evils would be scared by this thread's headcanon of them
And slugs would be terrified of table salt, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029664
she couldn't even finish her evil monologue before anons dick was in her mouth

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>>43029664
>anon unseals ancient evil
>she begins her evil speech that she spent alot of time on
>doesn't get through the first sentence before anon is dragging her away with a lustful look
Ancient evils fear the anon

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>>43029669
it's only going to result in a horny loli slug instead of a big passive slug

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>8am: wake up, feed her a breakfast of semen
>9am: have actual breastfast with her
>10am: walk to cat court. Get to watch her curse men who are then fucked by their angry cat wives. Tune it out, feel uncomfortable.
>11am : go for a walk, hang out with some other dudes avoiding their cat wives
>1pm : she tracks me down on her break. Get punished myself for leaving without asking
>3pm : watch her do recreational parkour in the cat kingdom
>6pm: go home
I would try to write a story about this but it feels lacking in something.

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>>43029685
So busty Tritonias live in less salty waters?

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>>43029687
Yeah, there's not any stakes to it. It's just a list of events. Even a slice of life story has SOME stakes to it.

Maybe she curses someone Anon knows and likes, and that skeeves Anon out so he takes off. Then you've got some stakes, and the punishment part at 3 pm is not just sex, it's actually her not understanding or seeing his POV.

Means they actually have to have a real talk like adults about how he doesn't have the right to tell her how to do her job, and she maybe shouldn't force him to watch her work. Etc.

They're mamono, so it's not like it's gonna lead to a divorce or whatever. But there should be stakes.


--OR--


Just say fuck it and have Anon wander off because he smells steaks. He gets lunch w/o telling his wife or saving her anything, and she's mad about it. Way more comedic.

Whatever. POST SITH

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>>43029720
seaslugs are built for their environment

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>>43029734
So if I dumped fresh water on her would she swell?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone said steaks

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>>43029748
If I'm giving a steak to a fox, she should be way more cute.

Like this.

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>>43029748
I want to feed a kitsune tofurkey.

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>>43029748
I think she has enough meat

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>>43029662
>Being this mad about Discordfags when 99% of them don't even care about the mick fuck and it's likely just /monster/ shitposters or Aux
Grass. Touch it. Nobody is trying to put furry shit in the thread past bad actors. R&I or get a life.

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>>43029760
>ruining perfectly good tofu

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In case it hasn't been mentioned yet, the MGR discord has included multiple people stating KC has said he's fine with the patreon Q&A info being shared, he just doesn't want it all quoted verbatim.

And on that note, malef dragon fire is basically a sexy version of amatarasu from Naruto. It devours regular dragon fire, and clings to people it hits, not going out until they fulfill their sexual desires. Until this happens they will walk around engulfed in black flames.

Also, malef dragons and dragonewts may ally with the extremist monster faction at times, but due to their pride and goals (namely dragon prosperity), they will not be subordinate to the extremists.

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>>43029373
Relaxing Saturday getting pampered by my auntster after spending the whole Friday night with her

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>>43029782
white phosphorus breath? neat

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>>43029753
>>43029771

This is fair. I'm not some Irish dude. I just like posting Sith to get reactions.
> Yes, my life is just that sad.
> So, good luck trying to call me a faggoty enough faggot to get me to stop.
And I really do think cait sith are cute. They're cats! All cats are cute.

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>>43029782
>stand up to a malef
>she breathes on you for your flippancy
>thrash around trying to put out the fire
>she laughs, knowing that you'll be forced to succumb to your desires soon enough
>you stand up
>she stares in awe as you manage to stagger out the door
>even more impressed when you make it back to your house, still on fire
>fearful when you go to sleep, on fire
>go in to work the next day
>boss sends you home since you're on fire
>tell her you're fine, and that you'll just stay away from people so it doesn't spread
>go to the gym and lift, on fire
>get groceries, on fire
>watch tv, through the flames
>after a month, the maelf is begging you to jack off or something to put yourself out

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>>43029425
>>43029450
Fat is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for this thread. I am now an expert on monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029825
No problem.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029856
Prone boning Yetis!

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>>43029824
>that
>fat
I'll show you fat.

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>>43029782
The info on holidays was also pretty nice, as was the questions about past Mamono Lords. From what I managed to gather from the one that mentions Tiamat, Echidnas are likely her descendants.

Also, apparently there are a lot of different groups of monsters keeping tabs on the near future through divination magic and using that knowledge to prevent things like war or disasters, and a monster using divination to find out their future husband is, if not common, at least not rare given how it's treated as a "priority" among monsters when it comes to using divination.

IIRC, this is the first time we've heard of a type of magic that is the object of study of multiple different Sabbaths simply from how useful it is.

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>>43029798
>I'm not some Irish dude.
for some reason this gets posted constantly after I messaged KC. Maybe he shouldn't have fucking told those faggots.

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>>43029345
hebi pog

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid your journey ends here, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029940
She's back in Pog form?

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>>43029946
but i'm still lvl 1

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>>43029946
I see, so this is it, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029986
>anon couldn't save the world cause he had a sleepy sheep on his lap
another hero fallen...

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>>43029782
Fire Fuck?

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>>43029948
she evolved from her goblin form

[Anonymous No.]

Local Dragon not so tough after being petted by human hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Local human petter not so tough after being amazon pressed by horny Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I put an orange on malef's head?

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>>43030012
>Dragon bragging about MEREing herself
You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju bully not so tough after facing garden hose

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>>43029798
You do you but don't be surprised if people get mad about you posting furries. I wouldn't mind Cait Sith if they were more like Blair or even Isutzumi from Dungeon Meshi where they have a human or very near human form as well as the kemono one.

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>>43030032
water is the best monster control

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>>43030048
bad girl

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>>43029728

[Anonymous No.]

Need malef loli wife because I like lolis and think dragons are cool as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030048
...until the water becomes the Monster.

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>>43030017
I think this would confuse anything. Except cats, since they hate citrus fruit.

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>>43029888
Both are a equally disgusting, I'm fat too and I know that's bad

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>>43030055
I will bite the back of her neck until compliance

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>>43030120
Fortunately MGs aren't humans.

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>>43030149
Same thing sadly... My peepee can't go hard when I see that

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>>43030156
Well, that's your problem, not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Which way do we turn the clocks again?

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>>43030171
It's tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030171
Forward.
>>43030174
In Europe, yes.

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>>43030191
Yeah, one less hour of sleep for my baguette ass...

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>>43029888
This is the absolute max I'm willing to tolerate on a good day.
But a bit of chub is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Love lamias

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>>43030231
and they love you

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So if I have a harem of just chaos girls can I officially call myself the embodiment of chaos.

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cat

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>>43030238
Cute! If he didn't want her he wouldn't have fallen for that trick anyway.

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>>43030231
>ywn be coiled and envenomed by your lamia wife

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>>43030044
You shouldn't care about what anons on an anonymous imageboard get mad at.

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>>43029874

[Anonymous No.]

This is my wife! Please say something nice to her!

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>>43030279
cats

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>>43030318
This is why you don't try to pet feral cats.

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>>43030313
Butte

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>>43029888
NEED to breed chubster fatty fox

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>>43030346
It occurs to me that ghosts and other "phasing" monsters would make excellent doctors.
Just stick their head right in there and take a look.

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>>43030318
>give money to homeless monster
>now legally married
>monster misses the trashcan with a wrapper
>throw it away for her
>married
>yield to a pedestrian monster in a crosswalk
>married
>hold a door open for a monster
>married
>add an extra nugget in her McDruella's order
>married
>leave the seat down in the bathroom as you go out and she goes in
>married
>tell her the time when she asks
>married
This city seriously needs to reassess the definition of "took on spousal responsibilities" means. You can't do anything to anyone these days without "taking responsibility" for them.

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>>43030343
bring the burg to the fox and you shall receive what you desire

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>>43030308
I typically don't unless it's somebody intentionally trying to muddy the waters or start shit like Breathfag/Aux/Bollocks/Literally any other drama driven fucktard who wants to cause chaos over just simply vibing and thinking about monster girls.

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>>43030378
Fox that definitely hasn't been habitually portaling over to MGC for burgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030313
She has a pretty cool hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030378
i want to sleep on top of her... big soft chubster...

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>>43030279
Need rape correction

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>>43030447
Shoving my middle finger up cat girl buttholes.

[Anonymous No.]

ms. automaton can be your mother AND your wife. logically, you don't need any other women in your life.

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>>43030456
Based and mollypilled

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>>43029782
>It devours regular dragon fire
what does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

In the presence of motherly-type mamono, anons become mere children who need to be spoiled and comforted by their mommies' bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, I wonder what a malef lilim would be like. I don't have a pic of one so have a maid instead.

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>>43030482
It can eat other types of fire. That is, if a Malef's black flame will straight up just eat other types of fire if you try using it against said black flame. That anon wasn't kidding, Malefs basically shoot a sexy version of amaterasu from Naruto.

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>>43030460
Weird, no also no fluff

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>>43030503
But that’s just a regular elf I need DE corrupted elf that has motherly and possessive characteristics.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi keep fondling my hands without consent!

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>>43030513
Can't wait to hear more about the Hell lilim KC supposedly talks about in the Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030513
This just reminded me of the Night Gaunt maid pic I saw a couple weeks back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029531
New Shadow of the Colossus game is looking great

[Anonymous No.]

>*skreonks in your path*

What do little guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030318
oh no my hp

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030620
Show dominance and SKREOOOOOONK back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030620
Do a king kong impression

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030620
Make myself look big, make lotsnof noise and slowly back away? Or are you supposed to just ignore them like brown bears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030620
curl into a little ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030554
I need a moonrune interpreter if anyone would be so kind

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>>43030639
Foolish. Very easy for her to pick you up and take you home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030671
>Medusa wondering why anon won't turn to stone from her gaze
>It's because he's already rock hard from ogling at her milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030671
You can just look it up on danbooru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030671
>medusa tries to flirt with autist
>can't get him to look her in the eye
>thinks he's some sort of wringer sent by the humans because he avoids her gaze and seems completely devoid of fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030679
It's a shame that series is riddled with unsavory things.
It has some fun ideas and decent designs.

[Anonymous No.]

the world needs more monster animations

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030705
i seem to remember the octopus lady getting really into it to when she was squeezing
i like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030731
Kemonokko Tsuushin The Animation
Muma no Machi Cornelica

I spilled lot of mana to those

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030731
If I ever win the lottery, I'm commissioning a full on animation studio to make a high-quality shorts of a demon sleeping in the nude, waking up and then putting on her edgy outfit.
Something about monsters getting dressed is very alluring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030460
mommautomaton...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030524
Can't say I'm a big fan of power creep, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

i need a monstergirl who only lets me fuck her begrudgingly, if not resentfully. that pretends i am blackmailing her into being my fucktoy. who, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030760
it's not as if there's much infighting between monsters. i can't imagine a situation where that flame interaction matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030775
Cait Sith is the girl for pretending she doesn't want to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girls also celebrate the 'Chief God's Birthday', which is celebrated by the Order of the Chief God, as a day of celebration and a public holiday.
Interesting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030460
i'm an adult i don't need a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030620
You wouldn't bone gojira. The radiation poisoning would kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

Deep dark fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030839
bet the DL sends here presents

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030841
well, you might want one. being doted on is a very nice feeling

[Anonymous No.]

a monster girl won't fix your depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030839
over 200 days of the monster calendar are dedicated to holidays to spend with the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030839
A day off from work is always cause for celebration

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030775
Elves and vampires both have the personality for it since they consider themselves above humans, but also have urges to get a man. You could probably find one that's especially proud that refuses to accept that she actually wants this and acts cold. Phantoms would also be great too, but it would completely be role play and she'd probably want to act more loving outside of it.

[Anonymous No.]

All it takes is one stealthily inserted gyaru, and your stuck-up religious private school will be flooded with nerd bullying monsters in no time

[Anonymous No.]

To the dude who kept spamming someone to ask "why human dress like slut" Here you go.

KC「Why is there exposure in human girls' costumes? The reason is due to human "habituation".

　In general, the costumes worn by mamono greatly arouse men's lust with their design and exposure. When they see a mamono, they may feel that she is dressed very lewdly.

　Because they often see such lewdness, they become accustomed to it and feel that the costumes worn by human women are "less revealing than those of mamono" or "not so lewd compared to those of Monster Girls".

　In other words, even if the costumes were revealing, they were less revealing than the mamono's, so they were tolerated.

　Even in countries where the inhabitants do not see mamono, they sneak into the country and bring mamono costumes with them. Inspired by the mamono costumes, dressmakers start selling clothes in human society that incorporate mamono tastes, and the groundwork is definitely laid for this.

　This, in addition to the mamono's outfits, would lead to the human population becoming even more accustomed to revealing outfits, as human women would prefer to wear more revealing outfits.

　The result of this repeated process is what we see today.

TLDR: Monster clothes is baseline of what is slutty, so revealing human clothes are not as slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030844
True. You should bone Ghidorah instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030873
Yes she will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030916
That's bullshit, but I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030921
Need me a yandere rabbit who will kidnap me and give me love correction after ignoring her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030907
>vampire trying her hardest to act like you're the scum of the earth
>actually has a huge fetish for being pinned down fucked while you tell her that you're going to fill her with dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030873
it actually would since the change of lifestyle would be healthy for my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030918
But she's mean and possessive, she'll treat you more like a meat trinket than she will a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030933
nobody can withstand the humprate of a mk3 rabbit...it's impossible...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030933
I will always hate how the rabbits look like they just have their human legs in big fluffy boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030960
what would you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030965
Fur that starts at their thighs and then just being digitigrade lagomorph legs that depending on if they're a White Rabbit or a March Hare very fluffy or lanky but still fuzzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030993
Neeeeeeeeeeerd

[Anonymous No.]

Taming can be hard sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031038
that's animal abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031064
Eating veggies is normal, You will eat the ratatouille if You want some saucisson

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/sid2b1.jpg
i think this genital layout is what i'd need from lamias if they didn't also come with a cloaca/2nd vagina on the snake body and i'd even want this applied to taur/bug types that don't have a humanoid lower

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031016
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030910
Miss Gazer is definitely going to bully you.
And make you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031125
She might even give you a sneaky peak, just to keep you off-balance.
https://files.catbox.moe/dolc8d.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031064
>t. kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031064

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029545
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029545
Cat enjoyer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031136
Big fluffy EARS

[Anonymous No.]

I am an upstanding, proud devotee to the Order and I will never betray it or the ideals of the Chief God. I will keep my humanity and virginity unspoiled by that which isn't human and is our enemy and save myself for a nice, pure human female just as god intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031297
prime sheep bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031297
> "Bet."

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>>43031297
You will end up with a unicorn as your wife by the end of the week I foresee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031297
Good job Anon! To help you, the Chief God has sent this angel to hold your virginity for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031320
I don't want to be a Shepard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029450
Love kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031364
Lose fat for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031297
>quote from man seconds before insta losing to a beginner zone mob

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030482
Remember when Sasuke fought his itachi and they clashed fire and Sasukes fire was overwhelmed? Yeah that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031334
I dunno about that. Not everyone wants to fuck a horse.
Much more likely is someone like a Ktisune-Tsuki.
> By the time you can see her ears, it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031357
What a trustworthy looking virginity holder. Sure would be a shame if something were to... Happen to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029782
I love how he implied monsters were already here and that the portals will open
I love how he's just as autistic as us

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031358
too late anon, your gonna wake up covered in them, sleepily pawing at your shirt trying to acces the warmth within

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031399
I don't want to fuck a horse, but I will if I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031375
>High level adventurer
>Equip silver demon thorn armor
>Roll around newbie and kill them with it
>Beginner zone is now a no go zone for adventurers and monsters
Being malicious is really funny

[Anonymous No.]

You need to have sex with bees to help stabilize their population

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031371
No
You will be claimed by a chubby neet werecat
You will cuddle with her
You will love her
You will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031428
how do they sit of lie down with those big bee abdomens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031440
And We will both become buffed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031428
Submit to bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031446
Face down, ass up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031446
Side

[Anonymous No.]

Cope monsters, you can't make me betray the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031451
It would be really funny if she was into chubby dudes because then you would become chubby and she would become muscular

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031452
They're good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031487
You'd submit after a single whisper in your ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031501
Indubitably

[Anonymous No.]

The best part about bees is they communicate via dancing so even the lowest drone could seduce you with her hip movements

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031521
You ever seen that video of bees trying to fly into the hive but they constantly bump into each other and sometimes hit their head on the door? Clumsy bee cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031487
OK, but, like, hear me out. What if you're shutting down Miss Lich's wife-selling business with your Order buddies?
And suddenly the ghouls break out?
Who'll protect your dick from the slovenly hunger of a dozen ravenous ghouls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031509
I'd like to surrender to a blueberry succ after she whispered in my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031500
I'm already """chubby""" but I want to find someone to push iron with so nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031501
Technically not a bug but a Chilopoda which is the classification for centipedes though they are also under arthropods which includes insects, spiders, centipedes, millipedes and crustaceans, so it should be submit to arthropods.
(God this was nerdy of what I all wrote.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030503
>mere'd into a shota
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031582
You were this close to impressing Sensei, but you had to fuck it all up at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031582
you are a gigantic faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031582
NEEEERDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

fucked up my swiss/parsnip/dry sherry soup i added the cheese too fast and it irrevocably clumped as one disgusting inedible mass at the bottom of the pot i need a beautiful woman to comfort me

[Anonymous No.]

you wouldn't abandon your maid would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031670
You'll get coiled up by a purple grape snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031688
Dammit man why do you got to make me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031688
I can't, she took all the doors and windows away, help anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031670
Good luck getting a woman to look at you ever again after a blunder like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029907
Maybe you should've talked to them directly over going to KC about it. Ever think of that Seamus McPotatofamine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031670
sounds edible to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031703
Oops didn’t mean to post the Viagra Scorpion, here’s a clown instead since I’m such a clown myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031688
w-what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031750
you never came back...

[Anonymous No.]

Don't impregnate your Bogie. The world already has enough clowns in the form of you and her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031721
>bogie sets up a box full of viagra scorpions to fall on you when you open the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031707
>Those lips
Turn me into slime man I don’t care anymore I need those lips to suck me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031750
Master got old

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have babymaking sex without making babies? I don't think I'm ready to be a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031763
rude
just for that, im gonna impregnate all the clowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031767
she's got that six-dimensional succ

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/2503398/855e37da3b/
adventuring sure is a lot of work

[Anonymous No.]

Never cared for catgirls in MGE much, until the bitch from the game. She fucking ruined me I'm so mad, I don't wanna be a tom please

[Anonymous No.]

motherly fox has the power to make you a mere kit under her ministrations

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031788
all things return to Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031688
>maid is called kikimora
lol
>>43031750
he went on a trip and she got real lonely for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031780
>>43031767
Shogs are easily the best girls, the chaos transformation is cool as fuck, the slightly yan vibe will lead to situations like pic related
I love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031763
I lowkey do want there to be a story about a human jester and a bogie falling in love with one another, that maybe the jester does poorly at his job in making his king laugh which lead to him being banished from the kingdom and getting caught by a bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031855
be the change you want to see in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031863
I guess I could try and write something I just don’t know where to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031878
Even the very best writers will tell you that the first version of what you write is maybe 5% good. Writing is SO MUCH about just showing up, writing, and then
> editing
> editing
> editing
> editing
> editing
So, go for it, Anon! I believe in you!

[Anonymous No.]

Perhaps we cannot know the past,
and no poet can tell
what motivates the human heart,
wherein our secrets dwell
but should most language fail, remember this:
All shall be well.

Here's to waking up in your wife's arms. Goodnight, anons. Don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029425
>So, this is the power of food from the Human realm! How frightening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031948
It has a DEVASTATING power that is awesome to behold.
> And it makes my dick DIAMONDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031932
it's given me a lot more respect for the iterative process
and how to communicate with other people

[Anonymous No.]

Are you looking for potion ingredients?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031957
I could watch a hound getting lost in the pleasure of a steak with the juices dribbling down her chin, helps fill the spooky-fantasy of a predator holding you down for sex if they have the myoglobin from a steak to simulate blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031782
>More big brown witch
Oh man

[Anonymous No.]

Big Kot is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032026
And this time it's personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032026
Get the shaving cream and tame that forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032026
big kots are weak to belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032026
Made to mere men

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032026
I am weak to big kots

[Anonymous No.]

What is a weakness of yours that you wouldn't want monsters to know?

[Anonymous No.]

wow those jiangshi sure can get pretty extra ching chong with your penis don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
That thing the imp in mgq does when you lose to her in the first encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
That I am attracted to Cluster B personality disorder traits and would likely end up codependent on a woman with them very easily.
I'd probably insta-lose to any ancient evil.
> I can fix her.
> I just have to let her hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
they're bound to figure it out so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032092
Anon if they hear that you're going to get coddled and pampered until your mind is happy mush

[Anonymous No.]

I said no to sex with a malif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032074
Is that the one where she bullies you for being so pathetic for succumbing to her when you're so much stronger than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032114
and yet the result is the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032114
was being on fire worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032123
That's all of them but I meant the one where she milks you on all fours from behind. The cum jar is optional but I like how pathetic the position is. Just mix in some rimming and it's gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
If I got pampered too much I'd probably break down and mentally regress to little more than a housecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032026
>>43032032
made to be fucked until i pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
Neck licks are irresistible and an instaloss for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032132
The idea of being a cum cow is hot as fuck, especially if they're actually a cowgirl
Dunno why

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031670
You idiot. You absolute buffoon. You addlepated Neanderthal. How could you make such an amateurish mistake? Pray that a kiki comes to save you from such barbaric culinary mishaps in the future. Until then, stick to toaster waffles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032114
Oh anon, was it worth it getting fucked into the ground

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032099
You would give up so easily anon? Miss lizardman is ashamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
the best i can do is hope they don't notice how much of a tail and ass fixation or that i am incredibly weak to head scratching. if they start scratching my head i'll end up relaxing entirely and slumping over into them and won't put up any resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43031297
>>43031357
>hold your virginity for you
>she just grabs your dick and won't let go
>"No mamano WHORES will ever touch you, Anon. You can be sure of that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032203
fixation that i have*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032203
Imagine getting wrapped up in a snakes coils while they pat and lightly scratch your head
I'd stop resisting in seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032171
No, it wasn't. I wish I wasn't so careless, then I wouldn't have to confront the malif like she wasn't going to force me to watch my home land get plundered and our men get mass raped by her kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032174
she needs to think of cleaner thoughts, she's a nun for crying out loud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032204
>You start to notice her white wings have some black feathers on them
What do

[Anonymous No.]

Day 18 of being harassed by Mamono. I'm still loyal to the Order and they cannot convert me to sin, no matter how much they try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032217
i'd probably fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm working on a monster girl story. Where would the best place to post it be?

[Anonymous No.]

Day 24, still holding out. It's what the Chief God would want me to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
>get grabbed
>try to squirm out of their arms/tail/whatever
>they growl at me to settle down and then start whispering about what they're going to do to me
Yep, I'm gone. Also, >>43032092 based broken Anon, getting that ancient evil booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032255
AO3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032026
>>43032032
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
I'd probably start crying at even the slightest displays of affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032230
easy, pluck them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Day 87. I've finally lost.... and it was to a fucking Pixie. I'm a disgrace to the Order and the Chief God will never forgive me for this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032161
it's the humans turn to be domesticated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032236
>>43032260
>>43032303
You ended up in Pandemonium, of course you were bound to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tamed a big cat and feed her some nice cooked meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032303
>87 days
>lost to a pixie
Strongest Order follower ever right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032308
I want to be domesticated... I want to be the cum-cow of a nice, doting holst who makes sure I'm always healthy, happy, safe, and drained...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032303
Care to explain how you lost to a fairy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032299
ill watch her watching me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032341
a sufficiently motivated sidhe can best any monster in 1 v 1 combat
love conquers all

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lich wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032351
Unironically a Sidhe protected the wandering scholar for a really long time so like they might actually be Uber strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032308
Are you a malef???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032366
turns out the pen was mightier than the sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032262
Based, manticore bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032064
I have a foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032341
>>43032351
Pixies aren't fairies you geniuses--they're in the imp family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032354
Smart and strong is the greatest combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032337
Well I DON'T want that! I'm sick of living on the ranch! I'm going to run away to the big city and Ms. Holst will never catch me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032366
They feed on creative works, don't they? Single Sidhes are probably very weak but they're bound to rapidly grow in strength once they attach themselves to an artist or writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032341
Fairies have like +a billion evasion AND inherent magic resists. Underestimating them is one of the most common mistakes for novice adventurers.
Experienced adventurers know that the best way to deal with them is baked goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029783
I would like to experience getting pampered by a clumsy zombie auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032419
"huuugh... good... boy..."

[Anonymous No.]

>i do love the smell of virginity. its intoxicating
>wait really-
>sorry to crash the party with your past stories. or your past restraint breaks, as i like to call them.
>i was there to witness all of them. each. frivolous. slip up.
>but you didnt even notice me.
>because anon the wizard laughs in the face of love, right?
>but you're not laughing now.
>you are no cupid. you are...
>eros.
>and i dont mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. im eros. straight up.
>and ive come for you, anon the wizard.
>but i still have restraint
>you know, im not a magic fan.
>i find the very idea of restoring restraint to be absurd. and you didnt value any refill.
>so why dont i do us both a favor, break your restraint and marry you now.
>thats cheating-
>shhh. dont tell.
>run anon the wizard! make the wish and get your refills back-
>go ahead, run for your virginity. just makes it more fun for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032221
>You'll never have an ancient evil force you to watch as she corrupts your country but doesn't corrupt you and makes you watch and will only corrupt you after the fact
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032390
hitchhiking with monsters on the way to the big city
i've always depended on the kindness of strangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032434
Dude having a literal goddess chase you would be horrifying, especially Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032452
>especially Eros.
You mean Mara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032452
chief god is lame but most of the other ones are pretty chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032452
so yeah, pretty inline with the source material that i perverted for this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032460
I actually don't know much about her, which book she in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032467
CG is a bitch, fucking hate her
>>43032503
Do any of the gods other than the chaos ones have hubby's?

[Anonymous No.]

Being a big chaos god's husband must be really stressful and scary... regular chaos girls are already so intimidating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032510
Suspicious, what's the catch? No way hugs are free

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032522
Imagine getting married to one on accident, like opening up a crypt and a Cthulhu girl just grabs you and pulls you in as a body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032516
hasn't featured yet.
friends with eros and like things such as sex, fornication, huge dicks and banging

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032522
>be husband of chaos god.
>can suddenly comprehend all the eldritch terrors properly
>also no insanity risk.
i dunno seems like a pretty good deal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032529
That sounds scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to live a comfy life in the mines with shortstack dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032550
MGE dwarves go past 'loli' and all the way to 'toddlercon' which is a little bit much for me tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032554
Hence why I said shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032510
How do we feel about green zombies?
Grey undeads hog the spotlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>Elf-san's face when her birthday cake sets off the smoke alarm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032555
I personally don't like the designs of the Dwarfs and goblins and hob goblins. They suck.
Make the dwarves shortstacks and the goblins green

[Anonymous No.]

If your wife looks anything like this, you got sex'd too much by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032564
that's a bright shade for it, better suited for a frankensteins' monster. dark green or pale green's good by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032579
After a while you should probably just stop including her age on the cake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032581
I don't mind the KC gobbos but I will admit that the greenskin versions are taking their spots for me.
KC dwarves I just don't like.
They need to be shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

you cant dom a god anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032593
I'm okay with getting mere'd by Eros. If she's gentle. at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032579
just be a good friend and get her the candles shaped like numbers, surely her age isn't more than 3 digits right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032593
....Welp, looks like its time for a new challenge run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032593
Just watch me. I'll show those amazons that their patron goddess isn't so tough

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032593
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032602
>t. depelvised anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032593
can i romance a god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032624
go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032624
No. A god can romance you, though, quite easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032626
evil cow... very evil...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032602
How'd it go anon? Your pelvis still in tact? You a free man still?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032608
That's part of the plan. Anon only plays hard to get to make the breaking that much better. Flopping over like a fish when a Monster or God lays it on is no fun for anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032626
she looks very evil, but I'm sure she is just misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032628
Pfft, I could resist Eros. I'm a strong independent man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032644
Man it's hard to play hard to get especially against a core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032649
She's got a great personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032658
Foolish anon... Not a man alive could resist the Lady Eros' gentle, authentic courting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032626
>>43032672
literally the woman of my dreams. i had a dream last night where i was being hunted down through a House of Leaves'-esque liminal space by a minotaur girl who looked just like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030378
>"girl, you need to go on a diet."
>"why do you say that?"
>"you're fat, seriously. not even in a hot way. you're just fat."
>"w-w-well uhh... i-i can just get an anon that likes it!"
>"no you cant. those are incredibly rare."
>"well what about our tengu friend?"
>"she spend decades hunting."
>"so that means its possible!"
>"yes... but she also cant fly now. you want to fight through your portals right?"
>"..."
>"well?"
>"ok fine i'll go on a diet"
>"thank y-"
>"after this next burger."
>the fox jumps through a portal to the city
>"god damnit. i swear every single fucking 'evil' is like this. oh so high and mighty until they meet modern food. its sickening"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032649
who's ever heard of an evil cow? that's just silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032626
Don't listen to ancient evils who call themselves god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032626
Jesus fucking christ. I want to sit on her lab and lick her abs while she reigns from her monstrous throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032691
Always listen to ancient evils who call themselves god. Worship them like the goddess they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032683
Can a monster who lactates be evil? Don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032673
Nonsense, I bet she couldn't make me melt with words alone
That's just silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032697
>t. her number one henchman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032602
guys my amazon looks weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032717
Have you tried turning her off and on again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032730
how do you turn off an amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032735
You've got to touch her tattoos in the right order

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032717
Would make shepherd's pie for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032742
Anon I feel like you're trying to get anons raped by amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032691
I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032730
didnt work now what

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032691
she makes some compelling arguments

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032757
I am not. It's proven science that gently tracing your fingers along an amazon's tattoos in the right order is sure to instantly turn her off

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't get over the fact KC implied monster girls were already here
What if he's a bapho in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032759
wait till after pacification rape and try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032769
I tried it anon and now I'm stuck in a net
I don't have long before she notices I'm on my phone What do I do help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032602
Amazon's themselves don't seem that tough, literally human women with a couple different features, I bet I could beat one in fight easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032803
A net you say? Strange for me it was being bound to a log.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032758
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme the Tsundairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032835
Doujin by Batta, Gedou, 1-2 is on panda, 3 can be found on NH

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032758

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032894
I don't believe I've seen this doujin, does it have and english translation and sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032920
https://exhentai.org/g/1821105/87ac6b6437/
questionable content, not a particularly nice lady but damn is she beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

it's fun and games until other monsters start becoming part-malef

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032977
then it continues to be fun and games

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032984
what flavor is their milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032998
cinnamon and nutmeg

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1639613678906642435?s=20
consider lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032758
Maybe I’m stupid but is this supposed to imply she’s hasn’t atoned for her past and she doesn’t love him? These types of stories always just seem depressing if so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033046
Too small!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033058
The theme of the doujin is how she falls in love with a man, and because she is immortal she ends up loving them so much due to her obsession that she is the mother and wife to all of her offspring throughout the ages, of course it doesn't have a happy end and it's pretty dark, but after her last husband and relative dies she is forced to move on, she kind of repents but the cycle begins again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032826
Anon why? Did your wife put you up to this? Please she's looking at me I think she knows I have a phone hel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033059
Fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033046
Snake coils are too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033097
C'mon, don't be like that. Now you've hurt her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033097
That's not nice anon, you hurt her feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033177
Fatty fatty 2x4
Can't fit through the kitchen door

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033059
oh you know she's a big cuddlebug

[Anonymous No.]

You’re walking through the park at night and see this girl on the bench. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033324
Wonder what in the goddamn I'm doing in the park at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033415
She’s homeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033324
most likely sit down next down. then start drawing her. her eyes will be drawn to the page then, when she looking, write "Wanna have a chat?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033324
>Ma'am.
And then keep walking.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope I get ambushed by a manticore when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033470
you got caught by a shortstack manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033470
i want art like this but of a fighting slime dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to fall asleep on time lest the bogey tucks you in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033645
I ain't afraid of no plushy. I'm staying up all night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033645
she wont wont stop me, i need to tell people on the internet that they're wrong even if it takes all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033700
>Nightmare impatiently checking her watch in anon's closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033732
>Nightmare passes out first
>Anon opens the closet and begins doing lewd things to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033748
>bogey comes out from under anons bed
>finds him molesting the sleeping nightmare in his closet
>she wants to tuck him in but also wants to keep watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033177
>>43033181
Sorry, I didn't think she would cry since she has such thick skin lmao

[Anonymous No.]

What if I bought fast food and disguised it as my own cooking? Ohohohoho! How devilish of you, Serassia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033864
You know, these sliders are quite similar to the ones they have at Wight Castle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033864
Mmm, steamed hams!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are ushis so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034011
Fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034011
Natural sex hair and gap moe personality

[Anonymous No.]

The bird with the crystal plumage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034115
I enjoy the glowbirb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034115
>>43034189
Why does she glow? Is she radioactive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034202
RGB lights for hunting gamers like anglerfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033864
Ntr bait: the monster

[Anonymous No.]

What girl to draw? I was thinking Hone Bee or Cursed Sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034318
Bee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034318
Cursed stinger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029608
>Leanan Sídhe is entirely Scottish.
This one is irish.

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>>43034318
You are not immune to honey bee lap dances

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034318
Cursed sword need more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034318
Cursed sword edges out the win since you can give her a custom blade.

>>43034369
Cursed stingers and daggers are for bullying, damned swordlets.

[Anonymous No.]

Drink up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032593
I'm just built different

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034760
Flat foxes seem to handle their alcohol better than busty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034863
All that milk production makes it harder for them to process the alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, Anonyama! Let's sing the school anthem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjGNZoXm4c

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034011
>>43034016
>>43034028
Ushis have chuuni vibes because of the seals they wear.
> You still don't know if I believe the MGE entry that says they do something.
> You wonder if Miss Ushi is just a little silly sometimes.
> Like a friend who believed in ghosts BEFORE the portals opened.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty rubber fox

[Anonymous No.]

>she offers to take you out to a fancy restaurant as a treat.
>it's a cat cafe
>you get to pet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035211
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030072
Now you're really thinking with slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035240
I'm in. Is it heavy petting or just regular?

[Anonymous No.]

>Broke
Druella is an evil fascist rapist tyrant! Lescatie forever!

>Woke
Was Druella morally right in forcing such a huge change on so many people, even if it made their lives better?

>Bespoke
I'm going to join the radical faction because evil-looking women being nice to me is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035294
I don't really care for evil looking women, I want to join the radical faction because the are objectively and morally right

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035294
I want to see a radical Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035294
> Be-BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035336
The most “based” monsters live by the lines of “Yes I do rape human men, because they deserve it for showing themselves off in public around me. Of course I’m going to take what’s rightfully mine, such is life.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035360
If by based you meant disgusting then yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035447
Hey, man, it's honest work, even if Miss Haku needs to heal a lot of pelvises (pelvii?) now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035294
Evil woman hot, simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035463
Worst part of this thread. I hate so much this dumb pelvis meme. Stupid double standard, it's either no one get hurt or free for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035490
It's a joke because nobody gets hurt you thin skinned pansy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035490
I have always taken it to be exaggerations on the part of mamono. Like, maybe there's some light bruising and soreness IRL, but nothing severe or dangerous, and mostly only early in a relationship before the couple really understands each other's limits (and before the husband incubizes).

BUT. I do agree it tends to be kind of overplayed as a joke.

ALSO--IRL my mom broke her pelvis a while back (she's old; it can happen) and it is actually a *severe* injury that takes many months to recover from (and you likely will never get back to 100%). No mamono would EVER do that to their mate--it's unconscionable. So, that may color my perspective--I know for sure it's outside the lines for what manono would do from having seen it.

PS--Here's an Ushi. She would threaten your pelvis, but she won't actually hurt it. She needs it! For sex.

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>>43035360
>Your Honor, we held eye contact in public for 1.453 seconds, he clearly meant this as a sign he wanted to get married, and at that point I was just doing my duty and having sex with him as his new wife, these rape accusations are completely unfounded.
>The court finds the defendant innocent of all charges and this case is dismissed.

[Anonymous No.]

love ooshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035294
druella's just a girl that knits and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

I want a muscular malef to show me my place.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You will lose to imps

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036012
maybe if they keep their mouth shut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036024
Sorry Anon, they'll surround you. They're too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035992
once it spreads to the CNS and symptoms show it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036024
What's the matter anon, don't you want to give her tiny impie cunny your bestiest cooliest cummies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036081
Not every imp talks like that
I hope, dear God I hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036068
T-there has to be some way to save someone from mofu addiction right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345
>>43035992

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>>43036136
i'm sure you can think of some way to reinforce good behaviors from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036136
i want the full service, and that includes dumb cheesy impey talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036139
once it reaches the brain theres no saving you.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if a monster girl is using zoomer speak and I can't tell if she's hitting on me or insulting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036139
Bullet in the skull and burning the remains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036155
Show some of that rizz and complement her vibes no cap fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036155
in doubt, spank her butt. you dont know why but she does.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036161
Misread that as "battle in the skull" which just makes me think of Dead Space 2's final boss
Now that I think about it, the marker does look like two spiraling fox tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036170
>Smack Zoomer demon on the ass
>You're either gonna get a new wife or several broken bones depending on how badly you misread the situation but at least you don't have to deal with it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have more of this dragon? I recall seeing a drawing of her holding up a newspaper excitedly but I didnt save it at the time, now I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036165
Imagine a ancient undead trying to use zoomer speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036268
>you're being totes uncoolies, jazzcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036308
imma fuck this old lady, why cause i dont wanna hear her since its too cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43035656
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have sex with a fat old dragon who bought me in the slave auction house

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036308
Most radical, L-Dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036012
I love how they talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036413

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036263
ye

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>>43036213
>markers are a way to summon the most ancient of ancient evil fox hags from depths of space
>they passively cause foxophilia among humans, hence foxes being one of the most popular MG species we are at this step
>eventually all the combined mofu lust awakens the brethren fluffs and the galaxy is consumed by ancient foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036506
>Ancient evil fox hags from the depths of space
Abyssal fox?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the appropriate punishment for a boyfriend who accidentally impregnated his girlfriend's younger sister?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036506
Read this comic years ago and I'm amazed this is the first time I've seen this panel used as a reaction image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036506
>>43036593
What the fuck am I reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036583
disgusting, I'm sensing a gangbang

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036572
He has to impregnate his girlfriend TWICE to show her that she's his #1 gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036620
Praise the Mofu ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036630
Pretty sure that's the only pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036620
Comic called Supergod about different superpowers making god-creatures during the Cold War. That panel is from when the British god-monster is created as a psychic fungus creature and ends up manipulating every other human and demigod into killing each other and turning into a fungus that grows over the world.

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>>43036630
> Miss 'Pophis wears a flimsy "skirt" to the beach.
> Tells all of Anons friends about it.
> They mention it to Anon.
> He abandons his umbrella-holding duties with Miss Pharaoh to come check her out.
> Too easy.
Sneks don't play fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036640
>Sister is already on her third at that point
He better keep going

[Anonymous No.]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036497
>>43036263
Those wing-arms give me Gore/Shagaru Magala vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036721
>Woah anon, the pharaoh just told me she needs someone to rub sunscreen on her thighs
and the game continues

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030844
The radiation poisoning will just mutate your dick into a bigger dick, at least in MGE logic (and why would you need any other logic when you can have MGE logic?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036714
Well alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036714
I looked it up and really feels like a grimderp story

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036714
>the panel is from when the mofu god-monster is created as a psychic mofu creature and ends up manipulating every other human and demigod into fluffing eachother and turning into a mofu addict that foxes the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036762
It was pretty goofy but it was a Warren Ellis story so that's to be expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036761
Undead fear the fungus

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions on fallen angels, and the fallen god in general? I like them a lot, especially the angels love their personalities

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036799
>Warren Ellis
Eww

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036413
I genuinely think the ditzy valley girl accent on cute girls is hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036811
I prefer dark valkyries

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030910
I wish i had a gyaru pyrow to "bully" me for being a nerd but she's actually really into my nerd shit too and her bullying is mostly hanging out and saying which boardgame we should play every now and again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036820
They're nice design wise, but fallen angels have them beat in personality imo
I like the concept of fucking her being the sexual equivalent of drinking salt water, just making you more and more thirsty until you fall completely like her. It's so fucking hot. Wish we had even more corruption in MGE, MGE has the best corruption by far

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036413
I like imps but Jesus no please I can't handle it it would drive me insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030925
Why doesn't it make sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036875
It would drive my dick insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030925
Eh it makes sense, unless the order pulls like a China and just completely separates themselves with walls cultural diffusion will happen inevitably and since a lot of territories are monster friendly they get influenced by monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030934
I prefer vamps that are more loving about it, thinking humans are below them and are saving them. Almost how you would save a stray dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036881
How? My god man I think I fucked her one time in the game just to get her and that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036956
Have you tried having better taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036811
I love dark angels but I don't like how it's written how their ultimate goal is to take you into pandemonium so they can fuck you in forever-never land

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036924
Because that's how it works in reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>43033715
>anon is snatched and cuddled by miss bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030916
I prefer this explanation because it's funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030916
Based Momonika

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037299
That why the fucking nuns wear fucking bikini

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037137
This is MGE land. If you wanted any kind of realism I'm not sure what to tell you. Most abstract art prices is more realistic than this setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037356
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036811
pretty neat. as far as the religion goes i'm not wild about black mass, i need more private sermons

[Anonymous No.]

shear the sheep anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037427
show on a diagram exactly where the wool grows

[Anonymous No.]

Im back, had to do some tinkering and finally got a result I liked using dreambooth. I think I will run it again using more training images but this is coming along nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037444
come back when you can make a photorealistic hound that stays in model, then I'll be impressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037444
looks really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037444
You have tons of /g/, /h/ or /d/ threads for this shit, go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037483
go fuck yourself it's on topic. I'm sick of this thread fucking gatekeeping everyone making content and wondering why everyone fucks off from this hollow shell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43034492

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037444
what is she extruding from her mitts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036484
Imp-chan is up to no good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037444
Good but tits need to separate, they are not one mass, also it’s best to to places where they would accept your work, here is not the best place for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037527
This place excepts nothing except the child tier art by that one dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037444
>Actually got a interesting pose that doesn't fuck up the anatomy
That's actually really fucking impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037487
>AI mass generated slop
>making content
Fuck off, nothing good came out of AI ""art"" in this thread. You fuckers post maybe 1 passable picture for 10 wasted ones with mangled anatomy and turbo sameface syndrome.

Also
>I'm sick of this thread fucking gatekeeping
Feel free to leave any time, I heard /v/ monster girl threads are free from the gatekeeping menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037545
ESL please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037545
K, so? If you are an artist then most people will like you more since from hands and your sweat came the art, unlike something that is generically spat out by a machine devoid of creativity and soul but that’s all from me.
Also which monster would love synth wave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036761
i love myconid

[Anonymous No.]

>At the grocery store, getting your food for the week
>Tall monster hag runs down your isle, disheveled and out of breath
>Claims she's your wife from the future and you told her to go into the past and find you
>Won't tell you why, but she knows your name and enough about you her story isn't entirely farfetched
>She keeps staring at you, brushing your hair and touching your arms the entire time she's standing there
>Wow, she must really be out of breath, she's been here for 10 minutes and she's still breathing heavily
Would you trust her anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037562
This is not true. You all ignore the hag wock fucker. You gave streggae a breakdown. You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037570
No, time travel isn't real. Probably a demon psyops to make me follow the big sister world order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037452
That's the problem, I can get much closer to the model almost identical, but it looks too close to the training images.
>>43037527
That's alright I am happy posting an image or two here, Not everyone has to like it either, I don't belong on those other places as this is my home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037572
>You gave streggae a breakdown

I don't remember this. Quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037572
Ignore? Not really, I look forward to when he posts. Who the fuck was streggae? Cause I don’t remember him? I only came in around 2018

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037581
It reallyisn’t. If it was most would ignore you or encourage you, not demean. You are just doing this out of spite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037586
He gave a schizopost that his 150k word fanfic got no (you)s once

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037594
>150k word
Sweet Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037592
>You are just doing this out of spite
And what OC do you produce to assume someone who posts AI art once every few weeks is a troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037594
oh

[Anonymous No.]

my 7h adventure through sites didn't yield much monster ass art from what i already have and i went back like 5 years, kinda sad about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037618
last thing I made that I posted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037580
Meds now
Demon psyops aren't real, you can't just take everything you read on 4/mon/ as truth, and you really think those pretty demon ladies on the television would just lie to us like that? All the experts say they have nothing but our best interests in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037639
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037648
thanks
>>43037503
love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037633
quite the journey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037644
They are trying to make us sign their contract to take our soul! It's true and you know it! The experts and the media have already been taken over, it's just a matter of time before they come for people like us that know the truth.
They already have their eyes on me. There's one demon that just "happened" to move in next to me and she's asking things like "how was your day?" and "what do you do for fun?". She's clearly trying to probe and make profile of me so they know how to take me down.

[Anonymous No.]

i will have fun with a girl named Missa Notta B. Oogie that i met online. Shes into the same things like me, stories of eldrtricj horrors, of arms and armors and fighting. She was on 4mon's /k/ board. IM going to meet her today. I wonder what she met about we are going to clown a round town, weird way of saying we are going to have some fun in town

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037679
Typical order schizo nonsense, I have a lovely demon neighbor who just recently started at my job, and she hasn't made a single untoward move towards me. In fact, she's even cooked me dinner a few times. Wanted me to sign some piece of paper first, but I guess it's just some weird demon thing they do. You're just all worked up for no reason!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037673
i felt like the monster side of my collection was lacking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037702
Don't you get it anon? The contracts are how they get you!
You need to run and hide before it's too late. It's already too late for me, the demon is knocking at my door asking if she can come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037717
Just have a little faith in her. You'll be fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037503
>We got indicted
I got reminded English is weird when I found out it's not pronounced in-dick-ted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037717
Well? Don't be rude, let her in! You wouldn't want to be an inconsiderate neighbor. Just make it clear you're only friends and everything should be strictly platonic between the two of you. Surely if you're this forward she'll respect your wishes and won't just rape you haha

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you wake up from passing out from an infection in a weird church and this is the nun on hand treating you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43036139
fox milk, actually
unfortunately it is very difficult to acquire without further close-range exposure to the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037773
what a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037808
she is, right? I'd ask her if i was in heaven for i see beauty beyond what the mortal realm may attempt to emulate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037789

[Anonymous No.]

Would a centaur husband have to learn how to be a ferrier to shoe his wife's hooves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037389
Mofu butts drive me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037717
>contracts require mutual consent without duress to be considered valid
>oh, except demons
The only way anyone can sign a contract is if they do so willingly. No demon can "force" you to sign a contract. It's perfectly safe to have one move in with you and snuggle with you while you two watcha movie after eating the nice dinner she made for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037887
If she's innocent, her tails cover up her butt.
If she's lewd, her tails are somehow always away from her asscheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037919
If she's devious, the tails always end up touching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037879
I dislike the cucknicorn
Literally the only monster I genuinely dislike

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037928
>Minding your own business on the subway
>Suddenly five tails on your lap
>Kitsune sitting beside you acts as if nothing is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037916
people often expect formal contracts but if you live with a demon for long enough a common law contract kicks in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037940
>feel a tail coil around your legs
>dragon next to you pretends to be on her phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037879
> Farrier
That's the actual word. And any centaur, unicorn, or bicorn would LOVE for her husband to be able to do that, but ultimately farriers are basically doing elaborate petticures, so I think she'd understand if her husband lacks the skillset or interest in it.
> But my headcanon is that Nightmares are *constantly* trying to train their husbands in hoofcare while they sleep.
> To the point it can interfere with seducing him initially.
> Like she's constantly coming up with reasons Anon has to inspect and clean some random horse's hooves in a dream.
> And there's always someone around to try to explain the finer points.
> No matter how unlikely.
> Horse always moans vaguely sexually while he's handling her hooves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037962
This is why we need males-only train cars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037940
>hear 'hey, catch'
>turn around and catch something
>it's a dullahans head and she's making kissing gestures

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037944
>have live-in demon friend
>take turns cooking for each other
>spend all your time together
>get involved in each others hobbies
>share your dreams with each other
>meet each other's friends
>share a bed to save space
>snuggle regularly, maybe do some light over the clothes action but no hetero
>share a bathroom and have your toothbrushes next to each other
>demon is getting happier by the day
>always full of energy, shaking her hips and tail in the morning as she sashays to her calendar to mark off another day
>getting pretty close to the date circled in red a dozen times with a bunch of arrows pointing to it
>must be her birthday or somethign

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037968
>Alps raid the males-only train cart
>Everyone got married
Monsters will find a loophole

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037970
Kissing isn't so bad when she could instead offer to give you a blowjob.
You'd just have her head on your crotch, nobody would notice a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037962
>tip starts to dip into your pants
>try to move over but her tail drags you back
>still on her phone, dragon starts to smirk
HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037983
Just remember kids: undead don't need to breathe. It may seem fun at first, but just remember that SHE is the one in control.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get sexually harassed by a monster girl on a train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037992
>Try to pull her head off your knob
>She has surprisingly strong suction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037970
I will kiss everywhere but her lips

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i want to sexually harass an older shorter monster while on the train then take to the nearby love hotel to seal the deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037968
> Get on the males-only train car.
> Sigh in relief.
> Doors about to close when a *succubus* sneaks in.
> Too late to kick her out, the doors close, and the train starts moving.
> "Don't worry, bros! I'm one of you!"
> Christ.
> Another goddamn alp--they're the fucking worst, classic train molester vibes.
> Just your luck, she stands next to you.
> "You smell good."
> You feel her tail brushing against your backside.
> This is going to be a terrible trip to work.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037995
Full on Cock grab and hot breath down your neck, or something gentler?

>>43038001
If she has a large forehead, you're basically forced to kiss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037995
After a long, stressful day at work there's nothing like getting forcibly groped and manhandled by big monsters on the train ride back home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038022
The first thing you focus on when looking at this picture tells a lot about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037996
>bust the fattest nut of your life into the dullahead
>seeing stars
>she's trying to choke it all down
>fuck that was good
>pull on her hair to remove her
>doesn't work
>feel her tongue start to move again
>your sensitivity is still maxed you
>beg her to stop
>her eyes flit up to you
>upbeat theme music starts playing from some unseen source
>wake up hours later with aching balls and her body spooning you from behind while you cradle her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038051
it's got to be dem rectangles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038004
Anubis, the prime ntr bait monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038054
What a slut for goats.
That's at least better than weirdos who marvel at big horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038051
massive milky titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038051
I always focus on the horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038022
>>43038054
For me, it was ALSO the rectangles.
> But I also enjoyed the big horns and big fat goat milk sacs.
> I'm only human!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038025
Full cock grab while pressing their tits against me and breathing heavily. Nothing else will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038075
Proof of an honest man with vanilla tastes.

>>43038082
>>43038090
Anon please... Don't tell me you're like one of those animals who judge a potential mating partner by the size of her horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038051
>It would take just one slip of my finger to pull down her top so I could see her boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038120
I'm not saying small horns (or even no horns) are a dealbreaker, but seeing a nice big pair of horns can get me a little, well, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038120
Not just size, shape is a very huge factor for me, also direction.
You see, i like the upward pointing ones. While I understand the beauty of smooth horns like holst horns, i like em jagges with sweet, sharp, pointy edges.
Horn causual wouldnvt get it, that it also reflects personality, like forward pointing ones means that girl is very goal oriented, moving forward, not afraid of domination but also likes to be dommed. Upwards pointing ones are for dreamers who want to reach for the skies, usually dom types. Spiral is for docile housewife types, as they put femininity above all.
Yes, I'm this auistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038055
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038220
dont ask the shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038216
Imagine the horn discord that would go on on 4/mon/
>"Alpha" monster girls telling other girls how to get big and nice horns since that's what men want

[Anonymous No.]

Cant figure out what Mamono she is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038220
/d/ and /trash/ specifically used to (and still do) focus on some monster girls when it comes to ntr

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038246
cu sith is free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038220
> Schedule dog accidentally schedules her love interest right into marriage with a local holstaur.
> Third time it's happened.
> She's either really good at love or really terrible at it.
> She just can't tell anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038253
Forgot to post the pic. Cant figure out what Mamono she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038239
>Anon posts the above in a thread
>discussion is permanently derailed by coping hornlets and gloating horn-Stacys
>monsters raid the human-boy board (harder than usual) to fill the catalog with horn rate threads
>this starts another fierce debate about horns, this time between the guys
>Anons waging war over optimal horn size, shape, and angle
>monsters furiously screen capping any post that describes how their horns are the best to post in the monster threads
>entire site becomes unusable for a week until the janitor kikis sweep the horn threads out of the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038262
>ywn call your creeping coin wife your money honey
I can't go on bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038052
The hard to remove lipstick marks on the base of your shaft are her way of branding you.
Shouldn't have accepted a blowjob offer from a random undead on the train.

>>43038164
Isn't it great when monster clothing hangs on by sheer willpower alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038262
Creeping Coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038262
Creeping Coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038262
The closest I can think of is apsara. Did you consider it's not any mge girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038292
Your MOM isn't any MGE girl.
> FUCKIN' BURNED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038271
Big horns fills a mans hands but small horns fills a mans heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038301
I prefer maximum fluffy ears from bunyip or kot. You can also use them as fuck handles by stroking in the desire direction to force a stun lock (if you're really careful).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038271
Reminds me of the tail thickness discourse that lasted a whole month last year, which led to a bunch of fad tail thickening exercises and diets exploding for a brief period.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, your average dragon comes with a Creeping Coin hidden somewhere in her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038301
>Big horns fills a mans hands
and that's why they're the best: they do exactly what they're meant to as natural handlebars.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to marry a malef dragon and have her be super smug to her friends because I genuinely thought she was cool as fuck when we first met

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029345

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037976
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038381
I wanna hold her hand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038397

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038279
>dullahan with fat lips and black lipstick
I'd take her home on the spot. Even better if it were a banshee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038271
>she doesn't have a perfect 45 or 90 degree turn on her horns with optimal light reflection

LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038319
>I GAINED 20cm WIDTH TO MY TAIL FOLLOWING THIS TAILMAXXING DIET
>thumbnail is a dragon making a shocked face and a photoshopped before and after picture of her tail

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like KC is doing a march asking questions. So anyone here giving him money can ask him questions. Maybe ask him if Danuki run corporations and if there is any particularly famous Danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

would underhanded tactics piss off a salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038381
>good news honey!
>since we've lived together for 90 days, we're now married by the law of this land
>oh shit, now what?
>basically the same things, but you can actually stick it in instead of just hotdogging me all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038406
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038434
Ask him what Cait Sith do with their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038292
Its in the wikifag dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038436
was it fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038453
I'm just not seeing the connection.

[Anonymous No.]

is it weird to have your maid following you along at your day job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038474
Combo of the eyes and the coins behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038479
doting, protective meidos... the young master must be watched over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038271
A monster girl with below average horns can still please a man.
Yes, bigger horns *are* better but there's a lot more like the length and thickness of their tails and so on.
Just because I want a girl with big and nice horns doesn't mean there are mean out there that wouldn't love a girl with smaller horns.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038296
My mother is a Troll and I’m married to a Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stop comparing horns and peepee. Feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038479
Mine doubles as a secretary and only makes me pay her one salary! I'm lucky to have her, but some guy's going to be even luckier when he marries her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038535
so like mages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038545
Trolls must make good moms.
>>43038547
>t.hornlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038531
>doing a succ from behind
>she tells you to grab her "handlebars"
>all she has are two nubs sticking out of her head
>fumble with them for a few minutes before giving it up since they're too small to hold onto properly
>she starts bawling when you tell her this
>locks herself in the bathroom to cry
You'll help her rub all the weird lotions and supplements she orders from the Mist Continent to help her horns grow, right?`

[Anonymous No.]

i dont care about horns, i care about ass, i want a a monster with the fattest ass to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038575
Anon, no! You're going to set them off again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038566
No, that's silly... she doesn't need big horns. I love her just the way she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038535
Look, I don't much care about this "right" and "wrong" business as long as I get a faceful of fox fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038585
This is why I can never get to the squat rack...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038575
>I don't care about horns
You might as well turn into an alp you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>when you wish to get iskaid to mge and the next thng you hear is "Hey, you, you're finally awake"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038535
I can fix them

[Scoobanon No.]

I like calling the demon lord Lily instead of Lilith since she wants monster girls to be lovey dovey with humanity so she needs a more normal name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038658
i love simple faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038661
Fuck didn’t mean to name fag I was in another thread doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

what if I mix fox and sheep genes?

[Anonymous No.]

Strong Monster mercenaries and local Human soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43032467
CG is a pretty cool girl, she kills humans and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038531
you know heads be turning when she walks in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038717
whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038717
I just wanna buff and shine those thangs until they're thangin' harder than you can possibly imagine.
I wanna see my face in them horns.
> Another nice thing about horns?
> Makes a mamono look like she's a holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038683
mofu you can't handle

[Anonymous No.]

Big Bad Wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038769
And yet she chose not to wear a skirt instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038756
why the vat miss gremmy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038784
Silence
https://imgur.com/a/KvYZIVh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038756
what happens when you plug various monsters into the GremTech milk machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038815
milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038535
Impregnate focks, then go back to playing doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038769
I'm getting my red sweatshirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038686
Why would she need greaves if her shins are covered in scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038825
grape milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038862
to protect the scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038815
slime clogs everything up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038535
That particular fox has nonsense whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038955
the sensible one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038815
what if I plug a gremlin in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038969
The Milking Machine is for EVERY mamono!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038969
Good luck getting even one glass of milk from those itty bitty titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038969
>ERROR: can't form seal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038969
>>43038984
>>43038986

#NotAllGremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038815
milk mindbreak proportional to time spent in the machine, turn that haughty dragon into a docile mooing cow in ten minutes or less!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038815
>Haku
>sucks all the knowledge out

[Anonymous No.]

are gremlins a kind of catgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039033
>No tail
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038815
Miss holst isn't happy about it but it gets the job done

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039033
They're in the imp family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43038756
Milk machines are lazy- good husbands nurse from their wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039043
>>43039060
but they have some sort of fluffy animal ear, their either a cat or a dog

[Anonymous No.]

Genie model I made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039068
There are other creatures with fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039068
That's just cum socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039060
>imp family
They fucking better not talk the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Best way to defeat a cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039081
Great work, would be even better with shading.
Genie is underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039081
Pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039081
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039107
cheshire kittens

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039107
Blow in her ears continually

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039107
Play this on a loop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvIAs-nPSo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039095
They're magitech engineers. They talk like engineers do:
> Obsessively single-focused
> So horny and pent up they're basically non-functional around the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039128
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039128
Need gremlin throwing an autistical fit over how poorly designed fast food ice cream machines are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039128
male engineers have to work in a separate building as productivity plummets otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039107
Catch her tail, bite her neck, molest her ears, trap her in a hug, keep petting until she purrs, don't listen to any of her cries for help, rape her ass, keep committing those war crime until She asks for it and provided it only if She's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

So this got me thinking
whats the best non haku monster to be a teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039151
mindflayer can teach you a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039081
That's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43030238
We need more cases of monsters using exact words against someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039107
kill the mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039166
my specialty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039107
Mamono are almost ALL weak to consent. Just tell Miss Chesh:
"The time for memes is over."
"The time for missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation has begun."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039158
>Go to flayer because you're failing algebra
>Come home with constant arousing wet noises in your head
>Now have an uncontrollable tentacles fetish
>Can't stop thinking about how it's your duty to awaken the old gods
>At least you got an A on the algebra test

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039151
gremlin, engineering, leadhe sidhe all the arts you need. Anubis, economics, business. wurms, pe. holsts, garden, botany, farming, Salamanders fighting, espeically sword fighting. whitehorns, how to survive, trapping, hunting

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing a fox hag until mindbreak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039185
I hate when these stupid cats make this face after sipping the drink I made them. Just enjoy your coffee like a normal person you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039194
Holy shit, bro. What are you, a (bad) programmer?

They're called line breaks and you're not trying to run Intersystems Cache ca. 2003--you can use 'em!

Gremlin --> engineering
Leadhe sidhe --> all the arts you need
Anubis --> economics, business
Wurm --> P.E.
Holst --> garden, botany, farming
Salamander --> fighting, especially sword fighting
Whitehorn --> how to survive, trapping, hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039211
why is she so nervous? a person with but a pebble of a mind would know that these are the best . no matter the way the information is conveyed to others as long as its understood
but i can see gremlins also be great programmers if you gave one a laptop with some internet

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to a fox conclave
>Find the weakest fox with the most unfluffy tail there is
>Breed her until she has 9 extremely fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039239
>all the hags kept their tails pristine
>all the hags are seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039151
https://youtu.be/v53mhRXXT2g

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry lolifags, your monster wives are going to come through the portals last. The world not only needs to get used to monsters but to monsters' sense of relationship and love. Also, governments will need to be subverted by monsters. Only then will you get your loli monster wife. Until then, you risk getting imprisoned and killed for being a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039211
Every core subject is left out of here... where's your math, english, history, biology, physics, chemistry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039274
their smaller mass is much less taxing on the portal. i'm sorry, the voluptuous hags will have to wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039260
ah gee, ms hatter. human anatomy lessons again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039319
I don't think Ms. Hatter is a very good biology teacher... Can she even draw a Calvin cycle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039274
couldnt the lolicons just... go to MGE instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039333
If you're looking for a boy and a stuffed tiger on a bike, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039128
>Grems struggle to keep their horny under control around male co-workers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039337
Don't ask questions. I'm sleep deprived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039278
All I did was reorganize a previous poster's list so it's readable.

Inferring from that post as best I can, probably something like this:

Gremlin --> Math, Physics, Chemistry
Leadhe sidhe --> English (it's arguably one of the arts)
Valkyrie --> History, esp. Military History
Lich --> Biology, Necromancy
Devil Bug --> Incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039343
Hey! Nobody told me the nerd was /fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039354
dormouseandnightmarebaitsayswhat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039386
>tfw your valkyrie was one of the chariots of god

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039403
She's NOT /fit/. She's /thicc/

[Anonymous No.]

ive been looking for you, got something to deliver,
,your hands only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039386
wha... i... do you have to take the incest class...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039414
depends on your major

[Anonymous No.]

anon runs a monster orphanage, you'd think in MGC they'd be a thing of the past but no, this one is filled to the brim apparently, how strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039386
Bring your big sister to class day with Ms. Devil Bug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039431
betting its mostly little girls who talk rather strangely as if they way older than they appear to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039414
Your auntster has already signed you up for it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039414
You should definitely take it. Professor Devil Bug is a world-renowned expert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039434
i imagine that that the place would basically run itself with all the good little girls proactively doing chores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039431
A lot of these monster kids are real jerks, tho.
Real brats.
Gonna need a firm hand from a stern father figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039498
the beloved daughter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039436
devious old woman

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of panties do each mg wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039568
The tougher and meaner the girl is, the cuter her panties should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039343
>gremlin presenting a slideshow of her blueprints
>accidentally shows a doodle she made late one night of her getting her puss blown out by Anon
>the dimensions of his dick are even added underneath
>Anon has no idea how she got those since she's never seen his penis (that he knows of)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039568
It would vary depending on where they live, city monsters would be elgantly dressed according to their station and profession. More savage Mamano would likely go commando or simple sack cloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039568
My headcanon is that most mamono *almost never* wear panties since they just get in the way when you're getting down to business.
They make exceptions for things like:
> special occasions
> husbands who happen to be really into lingerie

That being said, here's Miss Wisp's tastes if she happens to be wearing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039568
The kind you can easily tease them for wearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039337
With a fat fucking rope maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039563
Hags are the most crafty after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039606
I don't know if Baphos are that into bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039286
Technically doesn't that mean fairies would be the first monsters through the portal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039107
Spanking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039620
They've been here for centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039618
There has to be a bondage sabbath somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43029373

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039635
probably an offshoot of kuros.
dark matter has all sorts of fun applications

[Anonymous No.]

>>43037104
I kinda like it and kinda dislike it, granted I'm pretty sure you'd be able to leave and all that

[Anonymous No.]

First draft done - been cooking on something off and on for the last few weeks. Vampire baroness & her (adoptive) son. Should be up by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039668
This is a really odd thing to post.