Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the Cow, do it NOW!

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[Anonymous No.]

What the chinese zodiac animal for 2024 again?

[Anonymous No.]

year of the kej incoming

[Anonymous No.]

One more year without portal

[Anonymous No.]

Should have been a dragon in the OP, or at least this ushi.

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>>45661487
Dragon

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>>45661487
Sigh. 2024 is gonna be the year of the dragon. Hope you like insufferable speeches and haughty lizards, because we're all in for 12 months of it.

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>>45661462
I was planning on it, just give me time.

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>>45661506
>>45661521
Could be worse.

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>>45661538
I can mered it

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>>45661487

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>>45661501
I have almost no dragon pics. I'm just not really into them (which is weird because I *like* tsunderes).
On the other hand, I am VERY into Ushis.
I probably should've added in a "happy new year's eve!" though. That'd have been smart.

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>>45661538
omg shes good now

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>>45661583
I mean Ushis are great.

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>>45661538
You can hug her, too many spikes, you would lose an eye or worse

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>>45661636
Can't*

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>>45661622
How can a woman with chest like this be evil?

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>>45661653
Isn't villains usually the ara ara mommy dommy type?

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>>45661653
Are you arguing the sabbath is evil. Be careful anon. If you don't pay attention to what you say you might end up corrected.

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>>45661713
Marune is good.

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>>45661622
Is "big boobs" really all it takes for a mamono to be good? There's so much more to a relationship than that.

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>>45661713
Would marry this dork gote immediately.

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>>45661722
Mommy dommy fag don't need much.

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>>45661722
no, but being 5' -2" and looking like a child doesnt help them along

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>>45661653
the tits are where the evil is stored. theyre also where goodness and mana are stored. truely a marvel of evolution.

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>>45661739
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I love dommy mommies. But that's not a function of a woman's boobs. It's a function of her HEART.
Miss Kiki can have SUPER STRONG dommy mommy vibes and is often portrayed as quite slim!

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>>45661797
Nope, kiki are sub maid asking for correction

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Happy new year fags. Hope you all have a good one. Here's to portals 2025

[Anonymous No.]

>no year of the fox
you gotta be kidding me!

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>>45661938
Bro it's barely past noon. What are you talking about?

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>>45661722
Haughty Lolis are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Never forget, you were born to be milked by slimes. Resist all you want, it only turns them on

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>>45661965
My timezone is better than yours.

[Anonymous No.]

British Monsters beware, you will not stop the IRA from reclaiming northern Ireland.

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>>45661988
>you were born to be milked by slimes
Speak for yourself. I was born to be drained by foxes.
>verification not required.

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>>45661988
No sorry I was made for foxes, elves and succubi

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>>45662006
I'm going to send an Emu harpy squad to your location.

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>>45662019
>Come out ye black and tan
>Come out and lick me like a man
>Show your wife how you won medals in Makai
>show her how the IRA
>Made you cum your soul away

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>>45662066
you'd lose to big bird thighjobs too, fag.

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>>45662082
Of course the shitposter is australian. Happy new year you insufferable cunts.

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>>45662047
>>45662052
Fluffy gooy tails

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>>45661538
I NEED HER EVEN OLDER AND HAGGER

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>>45662066
I have a plan, if you mess with foxes and then run inside your home they can't get through the door because their fat tails!
I'm gonna put those haughty girls in their place!

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>>45662182
h..help...

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>>45662253
You made this bed now lay in it.

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>>45661797
God, imagine the service.

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>>45662082
t. man who lost to Kiwi thigh jobs like a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not going to make it
>Tell anon I love him

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>>45662392
i will save this hound by covering her ears while hugging her tight

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>skibidi! I'm anon's meat toilet!

[Anonymous No.]

Jagged Alliance?

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>>45662442
pyrow go away, this is an adult-only site

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>Hey anon! You are such a RIZZ!
>...
>Is that right? Is that how kids talk? I-I'm still hip and cool, right?

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>>45662470
Typical 2X years old cat

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>>45662470
She wants Anon to rizz all over her.

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>>45662461
Breezy...

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>>45662470
Ok chesh, back to the home...

[Anonymous No.]

Boomerkots

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>millenia old chesh seething when nobody gets her jokes about wheat boys working the fields.

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>>45662508
You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...

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>>45662523
>Meet Cheshire
>she tells the Sumerian joke about a dog walking into a bar
How do you respond?

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>>45662531
Pet her head. She tried at least

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>netflix post-portals
>instead of forced diversity, now every fucking movie and show devolves into romantic soft porn about 5 minutes in
>supposedly this is the result of millions invested in researching average viewer's habits
I want to get off Ms. Druella's wild ride

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>>45662525
lol flatty

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>>45662531
show her a gmod YTP and watch her short circuit.

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Year of the mere female lizard

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The time is now to bully memekots.
Then snuggle them afterwards.

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>>45662605
Shame all hype for Malef died with the embargo.

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>>45662564
Flat yetis let you hug closer to the heart, they're a rarity among yetis but highly sought after

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>>45662610
Snuggle your memekot ALWAYS.

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>>45661462

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Threadly remind that is is both acceptable and encouraged to bully lilims at any hour of any day!

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I am the rogue and lawless dark knight who rejects both the holy and the demonic. I reject both the Order and the Mamono in favor of my own personal gain! All I care about is power and gain, I have spent a lifetime cultivating my strength to become stronger than anyone else and I take what I want, when I want, and crush those who stand in my way. I will oppose the weak and make them fear me. I will destroy the paladins and angels of the Order and the demonic servants and Monsters of the Demon Lord equally if they stand in my path. I will be ruled by no one and obey nobody! I will live only for myself and gain ultimate power on my own! I will never be pacified by some monster or angel and claimed by them and made into a mere husband! I will never be forced to "mellow out" by anyone and abandon my violent ways! I do not need something pathetic like "love" in my life! It is just weakness!

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>>45662605
Mere female lizard/kid has nice hips and thighs, you can see the ass is fat from the front too.

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>>45662719
A Lvl 1 Sheep will mop the floor with you.

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>>45662719
You sound pretty badass for an Alp.

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get buged

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The fuck did Anon mean by this?

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>>45663208
I AM TRYING.

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>>45663208
They come in such wondrous colors

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>>45661462
Portals or isekai. 2024, i beg you...

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>>45663477
>IN THE YEAR 2024...
>MISS DEVIL BUG IS COMING TO EARTH!
So you'll have your bug waifu in a couple of decades. Miss Devil Bug lays eggs and has no natural predators on Earth.

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After being trapped on a deserted island with nothing but sex-crazed parrot harpies for company, I have finally returned to civilization and started plaing Deus Ex Human Revolutions
How did I escape you ask? Sea turtles, mate.

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>so those who become their husbands mostly go down in history as sages or xian
It's time to be cultivators now bros

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>>45663638
>Chinese
>Ever chads
God I hope for 2024 the Ryū breaks the Three Gorge Dam and floods them.

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu hags don't speak english
Don't go to Zipangu hagville

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>>45663638
catbox off-topic images you fag

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>>45661462

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>>45663738
Hags are not scientifically not supposed to be attractive. Stop posting them.

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are the mightiest

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>>45663738
just look at the thickness....... of that tail she has, I bet she makes amazing food!

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>>45663638
Me thinks Japanese Anime-style boys is a common type of Incubization. And while China men will Incubize into Wushu-looking bishies, they'll be submissive and meek bottoms and house husbands 95% of the time.

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>>45663704
Tsurara OL hags

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>>45663304
Always go for petting first

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>>45663572
I'm gonna make a family circle with her

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>>45662610
>>45662676
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to vote for the kiki party next election. Free (mandatory) maid for all single men!

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>>45661462
Reposting for more anons to read and reply to and because it was at page 10:

>Valkyries are thing
>Seen Norse mythology brought up from time to time in MGE talks

So how's MGE Thor and Odin gonna be like, gijinka'd into pretty anime women? Or will they be depicted as their mythology accurate male selves? So Odin, despite being called "All-Father" by the Norse and Viking peoples of MGE he is an Archangel or any higher ranking angel (male) official ultimately working for the Chief Goddess who's assigned to govern the Norse realms of MGE. While MGE Thor battles against evil Norse Lilims and Sabbaths? Plus, imagine and picture MGE Odin to be as manipulative and bad as God of War Ragnarok Odin?

In addition: Aesir basically be pure non-corrupt angels, angelic beings or Living Saints of The Order. Doing war and battle against Norse Lilims and Norse Sabbath Branches

>>45657838
>Fenrir and Jormungandr are a cute wolfgirl and lamia thanks to mana
>Jormungandr

Oh yeah I forgot about Thor mostly. According to the mythology; and not just the God of War game. Thor did actively fights Jormungandr, so MGE Thor constantly fights/brawls a beeg snow lamia/wurm.

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>>45664399
I know exactly what kind of meido I needo.
Spider Cow! Spider cow!
Does whatever a spider cow does!

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>>45661462
Year of the dragon?
NONSENSE!
It has always been year of the hebi!

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>>45664900
That's 2025

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>>45664399
can they give me well trained wurm maid gf?

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>>45661797

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>>45661489
Happy 2024 everyone! Hope it's a good one for you all!

Here's to another year of kej posting!

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>>45664938
>tfw you learn ur grandpas was rich and left you his mansion with kikis
>The headmaid was your wetnurse and ur grandpa promised your hand in marriage to her before he passed

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>>45664905
2024, 2025, 2026 to the end time

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>tfw no big strongfat kiki that u took in since none had taste for such a girl except yourself

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>>45662461
how can alliance be jagged when her chest is so smooth? it just dont make sense

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>>45665032
Gonna be a lot more kikis soon

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>>45663704
They do, but the only english they speak is loanwords like sekksu or biichi, and sometimes the loaned meaning is wrong, but who cares, the only language I speak is the language of love

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>>45664913
Well, yes. "well trained" by wurm standers.
She won't break anything, so that's something.

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>>45665252
>Standers
Damn, they even got wurms rooting for the kiki party?

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>>45661462
Ushi thread means best of threads

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>>45665236
>whitu piggu seksu, yes?
>big booba, you rike?

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>>45665327
but i use them threads to sharpen my sword, I don't think its the best of threads honestly...

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>>45664399
I will vote for the kiki party if I get to worship big kiki booty.

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>>45665327
https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png

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>>45664658
>Odin
>A former God of War and the Dead subdued by the original Chief Deity. Whereabouts currently unknown. Was said to be the ruler of the Æsir, a group of divinities worshipped by the original human inhabitants of the ( current ) Green Mamono Realm known as 'Midgard'. Famously sacrificed one of his eyes for omniscience, and was accompanied by two crows named Huginn ( "Thought" ) and Muninn ( "Memory" ).
>Is still fervently believed to be the 'All-Father' of the humans of Midgard, and speculated to be the father of the Valkyrie race.
>Contemporaries of the Cult of the Chief Goddess speculate that in the Theomachy in the ages before the current Mamono Lord and Chief Goddess that Odin valiantly gave his life in the Battle of Ragnarök and perished fighting the dread wolf Fenrir
>Oddly, Huginn and Muninn still travel what the Midgardians call The Nine Realms, though no-one knows to whom the now-monsterized Harpies are carrying their knowledge to

>Thor
>The Midgardian God of Thunder and Rock-n'-Roll* ( As believed by Thunderbirds )
>Famously the son of the All-Father Odin
>Wielded one of the Great Heavenly Treasures, the hammer Mjölnir
>Suspected to have perished in the Battle of Ragnarök where he battled the World Serpent Jormungandr, succumbing to the snake's venom
>Some accounts speculate that it was through is strength and the power of Mjölnir that the serpent was cast forward in time, where it monsterised into the progenitor of the race of Lamia native to Midgard
>While Thor is believed dead or missing, he is commonly seen as the ideal male by many mamono who are associated with storms, lightning, and the like and considered the creator of the genre of music Thunderbirds enjoy, "Heavy Metal", due to the strength necessary to lift his famous hammer

Got bored, hope you enjoy, or don't. I'm not your mother.

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>>45661462

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>>45664399
can i get kiki momster g?

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>>45664658
Odin will kill all the monsters. Again.

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>>45665367
>but i use them threads to sharpen my sword
What, you mean something like grinding your sword on her horns? Ushis are very versatile!

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>>45665506
>Anon did a little too much grinding.
>Now it's Miss Ushi's turn to grind!

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>>45665506
no, ushi thread is that rough

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>>45665367
you never know when you might need another burlap bag

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>>45665567
>Free bags!
>Similar "Grab and Go" matchmaking styles.
>Miss Krampus and Miss Ushi become besties.

[Anonymous No.]

is it year of the wurm?

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>>45665567
I need a 18-slot bag

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>>45665668
I haven't played WOW in a coon's age, but aren't 18 slot bags pretty lowbie these days? Looks like modern WOW has up to 32 slot green bags, with blue and purple ones going up to 34 slots.

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>>45665649
Don't tell wurmie this, but it is indeed the year of the dragon.

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>>45665467
Hey! Bretty cool anon. Thanks!

Also fun fact: Other than sacrificing one if his eyes. Odin also literally hanged himself on a magical tree to help gain further knowledge and wisdom. I bet modern/current day MGE mamono find it super weird and bizarre to try gaining knowledge and smarts by literally hanging yourself even in a magic knowledge tree.

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>>45665467
Also who is that pic related. Why does it look like human woman?

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[Anonymous No.]

wurms are scary

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>>45665804
she will know that this year is hers

also imagine haku wurm......

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>>45665878
I have a desire to kiss a bug.

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>>45665890
>>45665890
y tho, look at her, is this scary?

[Anonymous No.]

If your wife is a Lilim, and she finds your stash of Shiki erotica, how would she react?

[Anonymous No.]

wurms are not scary at all

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>>45665921
Exploring that games world is like a weeby dream. It's very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are pointy and very scary!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

What's her name, Anon? Her species?

[Anonymous No.]

dragons are gonna be real uppity unlike wurms

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>>45665649
Sure!

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>>45665968
Shame it's a g*cha.

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>>45665938
>"Hey honey we need to expand the marriage a bit"
>You have nothing against harems, so you listen
>"This is ms lich. She's a very sweet girl.
>Oh no...

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>>45665999
ms dragon zombie really likes the mere female lizard t-shirt i got her

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>>45665968
I'm not interested in gacha propaganda, I just jack off to the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45665984
h'orcs and p'orcs are only good when they are fat
they also smell the best when they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666037
Nah. Muscular H'orc and chubby cute p'orcs are the best.

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>>45665951
does this look like the face of mercy?

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>>45666055
shes really cuute, i know that for a fact

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>>45666016
Things are about to get far more interesting in the harem, for sure.

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>>45666054
Orcs are weak. Get an elf.

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>>45666054
both should be chubby

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>>45666074
I want to treat a P'Orc like the pig she actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, that guy who asked about greentext submission to the contest before here.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52690558?view_full_work=true

My weird greentext/proper story hybrid sumission for Murloc's contest, about the life of a soon to be wizard in the wake of the portals appearing, and becoming the target of someone who would light up his life and world in more ways than one

Happy new year of the dragon, everyone

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>>45666097
A p'orc? As in just one?

Nah, give me a minimum of five p'orcers. And I'll make them "BUIIIIII" at the top of their lungs every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell a lilim that isn't your wife your zodiac, they'll try to pair you up with a respective monster such as the dragon or mino

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>>45666074
Catbox that shit.

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>>45666110
>41k words
Anon wtf
Also, don't forget to include [FC23] in the title.

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>>45663738
would approach at a bar, awkwardly try to use a pickup line on, forget the punchline halfway through, make up a new one on the spot that doesn't make sense, stand in embarrassed silence for a few seconds, and then quickly leave before she can say anything.

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>>45666153
That's schizo mick, don't bother

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>>45665861
Hrist Valkyrie. Sister of Lenneth and Silmeria. Also the name of a mythological Valkyrie that shows up several times in the Prose Edda.

>>45665832
It pleases me that you enjoyed it, and yeah, he did. Odin was a silly guy. More or less an omniscient, suicidal pirate-wizard than anything else.

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>>45666157
Thanks for reminding me

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>>45666153
We don't hit image limit anymore. Threads barely last over a day. And there are only monster girls in that picture anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

so caramel or.....

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>>45666175
>are you an angel? cause you look like you...uh...i gotta go, bye

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>>45666221
dark choco?

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>>45666234
you get it

[Anonymous No.]

What type of personality do you like your monstergirls to have?

What sort of place would you want to live in?

[Anonymous No.]

how do I like my coffee?
I like my coffee like I like my sclera.
As in I like black sclera.
I'm trying to say I'm a massive fucking slut for those midnight eyes.
What I'm getting at is those inky gateways to the soul suck me right in

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>>45666246
>violent, aggressive, and short tempered
>old temples
Eventually followed by new temples.

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>>45666255
>flirting with the demon barista

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>>45666255
>Anon, stop looking at my eyes and look at my breasts already!
>Jeez...
>Eyeslut.

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>>45663738
im just going to ask her if she would like to "fun" tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Post your pudgiest p'orcers please!

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>>45666217
>We don't hit image limit anymore.
Because there's less gacha spam.
>And there are only monster girls in that picture anyway.
I can tell you like the one in the middle the most.

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>>45666175
Cute routines like this get your arm grabbed and your body pulled into her lap when you turn around to leave

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>>45666314
bonus bweehee in the middle

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>>45664399
Sorry, I am voting for President Hellen Mt. Dew Wanmacho, She will Make Wankanda Great Again.

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>>45666328
when he has to make excuses for his own post, he knows what he did. don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

vote for Cop wurm next election
she shall provide a world without income tax

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>>45666387
+1 to image limit

[Anonymous No.]

Sandworm Tribal Anarchy is the only legitimate form of government.
So vore for sandworm this next election!

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>>45666331
This pic smells of ham.

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>>45666387
Nice try, bet she's gonna make up for it with higher fines for being single.

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>>45661538
yes

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>>45666450
nope
she will send a mandated monstergf or or choice and then give subsidies for human monster girl couples

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666467
Choice between sith and alp, you say?

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>>45666387
cute

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>>45666387
Stupid cute snakelizard

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>>45666387
What are Cop wurm's thoughts on the current state of the housing market?

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>>45666507
just give a wurm a nice steak and she'll make you outta of stone with plumbing, electricity, and even internet
make enough of these houses and watch the danukis cry when houses ain't a problem and are now dirt cheap

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>>45666507
Officer Wurm believes that underground housing is the future. Also underground travel. And underground agriculture (rock mining).

[Anonymous No.]

Was gonna say something about mick spending new years eve with people he hates but then I realized his family probably hates him too so I guess he really can't win.

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[Anonymous No.]

all wurms have a cute country accent

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>>45664399
>believing in democracy
ngmi

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>>45666548
I don't really care what this fake ass place thinks.

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>>45666548
You struck a nerve with him, lmao
>45666586
>45666598

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>>45666548
he's probably just underage. don't worry, that mental, emotional and social maturity might kick in one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666598
And yet, you are still here.

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>>45666612
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Man awakens and discovers his mom has become a Shirohebi determined to protect her son from heartbreak born from the lips of whores!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666576
Silesian Wurms...

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>>45666646
This reads like Anon is going to end up getting cuddlefucked by his mom in front of the whole high school, while she makes EXTREME CHALLENGE eye contact with all those WHORES on the cheerleading team.

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>>45666738
Well, my idea was something more private but now...

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Please do not turn the Hebis into exHEBItionists

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666759
Your wordplay pleases Miss Chesh! She desires to make Sweet Memes with you at your earliest convenience.
"Sweet Memes" will be the name of her firstborn child.

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Atleast you're not ruining new years for your family Mick
Good job

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>>45666759
Why not. I'm sure any Hebi would be pleased to show off her possesion oveer you toward her (supposed) rivals.

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>>45666783
Normally I really like dorks, but thats more chubby creepy nerds who need to be cuddled.
Chesh needs severe correction, but not the cuddly kind.

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Does writing stories with incest cause problems for authors? I kind of want to write a couple stories like that but don't want to find myself shunned. Kind of want to get way outside my comfort zone and see how far into the ultra degenerate side of MGE I can go.

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>>45666819
Incest is not a taboo here, although be ready for at least some weird reactions.

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>>45666819
>giving into peer pressure.
haha

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>>45666819
it's usually fine here but i don't know how weirdos elsewhere would react

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>>45666819
Depending on the type of incest it is my fetish, some people just aren't into it naturally, like any fetish
The only taboo here is /d/ tier stuff, minus bondange

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>>45666819
You can never quite get to KDF's legacy, so it'll be a while before you hit that wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666819
Please god more incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666835
Incest itself is a popular fetish, some people overly react but that is with anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666861
Most anons here are major fucking puritans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666852
>this is your family life on mamonomana
>say no to unrestricted portals immigration

[Anonymous No.]

Gold dragon, rot dragon, or thunder dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666819
It's probably fine. And there are definitely a couple anons here who would very much enjoy it. Unless they are all you.
Again, as long as you keep it within rules, and don't forget to make the story somewhat interesting, even if it's heavily fetishistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666896
>as long as you keep it within rules
There are no rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666830
>>45666833
>>45666835
>>45666852
>>45666855
Interesting.

>>45666850
Most of the usual pairings. Mother/Son, Father/Daughter, Aunt/Nephew, Brother/Sister, Cousins. I'm not doing any shota/loli underage stuff though. That creeps me out. The most /d/ I'd be going is gender bender with an Alp in one of the story ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45663304
Why are cat so mean? I just want to scratch her chin and let her purrs on my nap...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666917
how's that going for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666934
dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666819
>Does writing stories with incest cause problems for authors?
Not really. There's a few vocal numbskulls but part of learning to grow as an author is learning to tune out the morons. You'll likely only ever face any serious blowback and possible un-personing if you wrote: Ryona, Snuff, Bestiality where it is not her transformed spouse, Netorare, Scat, and a myriad of other fetishes I'm too fucking lazy to write down. Long story short if it's something you'd find on /d/ or /trash/, nine times out of ten the folks in this community won't really give you any quarter for it, for good reason.

Otherwise good luck and have fun.

>>45666874
No.

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>>45666893
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666917
Unwritten rules always exist in any community, you can seethe all you want but that's true. Or try to ignore them and end up like the insane irishman having a mental breakdown almost on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666939
Fucking fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666893
i like when they represent the sloughed skin with a hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666893
can i get generic old dragon A with cute mob face please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666960
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666874
Only with /d/ fetishes, as they should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666893
The choice is obvious

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666955
>Snuff
'Tis true! I wrote an authentic period piece where Adventurer Anon mentioned his snuff box briefly. It was a DISASTER. Had to scrub my whole account on AO3 and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666930
Yeah, the normal enough kind of incest then. You'll find a good audience for that kind. Incest is rather popular and I doubt moralfags will be reading your smutty fanfic anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna write a Sith Genocide story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667035
Starwars is shit, stop enjoying that franchise

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck kiki, I don't want to become another NPC

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666934
The thing is, he said pspsps. But any cat expert would tell you that you actually need to call them with a ksksks for them to mellow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666893
Rot dragon because I ran that set bonus ever since I got it

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you, i want to fuck an npc monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667051
You are supposed to take all the frustrations of a normie life on her body by pumping her full of children. That's a textbook Kiki tactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667130
>let's have sex
>"ok"
Ummmmm, I think monster girls might not be real people

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667068
I will try that with the kot cashier at my burger queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667147
can I just beat on her instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667130
That’s a succubus

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>>45667175
Do you think she will carry my excess loot if I ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667197
you can beat off on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667199
>>45667199
but she keeps talking abot pressing x to jump tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667068
I will say pspsps at a manticore and fully accept the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667262
>squirts tailpussy juice in your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667271
ew.....

[Anonymous No.]

Cozy winter camping with hag dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667274
>says he's ready to fully accept the consequences
>is actually not ready
Indecisive anons need rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667271
>pull out water bottle and squirt her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667130
+1 xp if you kill her.
She might even respawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667271
Why can I picture her honking after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667325
anything but the bogie manticore with a tail full of seltzer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667318
how mch xp if i fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667199
Rude!
Succubi have thoughts and feelings too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667346
negative 1.

[Anonymous No.]

She bite me, you fucker lied to me. Ksksksksks is not the solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667393
>Succubi have thoughts and feelings too!
>thoughts: hubby fuck
>feelings: horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667275
The perfect time to snuggle in the same sleeping bag

[Anonymous No.]

What’s a monster that you genuinely dislike the most?

Hard mode: no siths and no devil bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667402
Can't that be said about most monstergirls? But we still consider them to have refinement, personalities, and character

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667396
recent patch fixed that, each fuck equals 10^23 xp now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667406
Nobody dislikes siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667406
Parasite/roper slimes
I hate even the thought of possession. Garbage tier creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667402
>wurm
>thoughts: how will this affect the space-time continuum
>Feeling: perplexed
>Speech: I liek roks :D

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best monster girl transformations for human girls that are stuck up, bullying, lying and scheming bitches? And when I ask this, I'm thinking about monster girls who are the complete opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667443
kitsune tsuki outta nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667406
Troll.
Those fucking hands and feet man, they creep me out, too much of uncanny valley. And the smell stuff, gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667451
wurm unironically

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>>45667447
Be careful around the fabric of reality, Wurmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667451
Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667406
None. I really only think about the girls i like. Most of the MGE is really tame. If i'm not interested in something i just ignore it. There isn't anything forcing me to interact with the parts i dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667447
She's diverting all brainpower into actually important things, doesn't matter if some actual idiots think she's a cretin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667463
>cut to Ms. Wurm about to bite into the fabric of reality
>She put hot sauce on it as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667460
>delinquent tsundere bully gets transformed into a lovey-dovey Wurm as punishment

>>45667470
>haughty, spoiled rich girl cheerleader gets transformed into a submissive, fawning Kobold as a punishment

Oh yeah, it's all coming together. MOAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667456
As someone who really dislikes the idea of having relationship with 3DPD on both mental and physical level, being targeted by a kitsune tsuki would be a very interesting dilemma

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>>45667406
To be fair, most hate used to derive from the wording KC used on early entries and also the shit art he used. I still remember how matangos were universally despised because the entry implied they turned you into a fungus zombie. I used to hate Shoggoths because of that, but I honestly don't mind them anymore.

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>>45667451
kiki of the proto variety
very honest girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667503
Yeah fuck that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667524
>scheming, conniving lesbian is punished by becoming a seductively sweet Kikimora

YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667546
>her gf turns into a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667500
i don't hate kitsune-tsuki really, but i don't know who they're for.
mofu-men want that mofu. do ghosts mofu? they don't look very mofu
when they possess a human wouldn't you rather have a normal fox?
if they're going on their own, i think i'd still rather have a normal fox.
what's a good way to utilize them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667599
posessing women, taking over their bodies, acts of body horror, and then fox tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667406
Dark elves
Matango
Amazon
Snails
both siths
devil bug
Witch
Slimes
Half Succ
Succ
Demon
Imps
Pixis
JubJub
Humpty
Gazer
I'm missing a lot more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667599
Just consider it another flavor of monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

Soon enough lads, soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen Liches and Wights on luxurious places and social meetings, but I wonder how would it be to hit on a Zombie during a social party or maybe in a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667599
Good combo for those who like both foxes and corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667636
what is this? some sort of unity thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667654
mental illness

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>>45667406
>Hard mode no Siths or Devil Bug
No, fuck that. I'm going to be completely honest.

>Kitsune Bi and Kitsune Tsuki: Generally kind of redundant and overlap with actual Kitsune
>Bicorn: The whole schtick of them being implied cuckqueans that the various communities have driven in to the fucking ground
>Humpty Egg: Not into transfigured fetuses
>Cu and Cait Sith: Literal fucking furtrash in MGE
>Roper, Matango, Parasite Slime: Not a fan of parasitism
>Dwarf: Actual toddlercon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667654
Garbage is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

MOMMY

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>>45667654
I'm pretty sure the models are ripped from VRChat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667711
>VRChat
vrchat meetup when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667654
Crossboarder schizoid shitposter keeps trying to peddle his shitty unity ""project"" that's just low quality models thrown into a Unity tutorial. This is his magnum opum of 2 years that's supposed to BTFO us or something, just ignore him please.

>>45667711
You wish, the MGE VRchat models are much better than this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667741
You seem very upset anon. If you don't like it ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667668
>>45667741
I was asking him not you barry.

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>>45667750
It's unreal engine, not unity.

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>>45667644
Slow.
You would need to have some patience wi them, and sometimes repeat things several times. I can imagine most of them would be the depressed, clingy type. If she sees you have any remote interest on her she will try to please you as much as possible. ombies don't get that many dates.
If you do take her home, she will be more attentive and lucid as she is now fed from your mana. Zombies must have the hardest post nut clarity among all other monsters.
I also don't like when people present them as lobotomized. I like to think their systems are like running on permanent battery saving mode until they find a hubby

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>>45667644
Why would a zombie go to those places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667761
>unreal engine,
huh, I always thought that was a proprietary thing, is there like a community edition or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667750
Ok then go make a shitcord and invite mick there so you can circlejerk with him in peace, we don't want him here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667741
>You wish, the MGE VRchat models are much better than this shit.
I remember the Rata one was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667769
Some joker decided to play "re: your brains" on the jukebox again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667778
It was made free to use years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666917
Go mald and circlejerk with faggots like lostpenis and shoggykins some more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667769
Well, they have to "hunt" somehow. There's a reason why some turn into Wights, they need to become proactive and try at least.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45666803
>chubby creepy nerds who need to be cuddled.
god please
>friends finally convince me out of the house
>as usual, end up having to walk home alone.
>not that bad, most monsters dont fall under what i truly want so im normally left alone. and when someone does approach me its a misunderstanding
>but this time is different. ive noticed the same fox several times throughout the day and now she's following me home.
>sweatshirt, sweat pants, plump body bordering on straight up fat, one tail (means we'll grow old together and get to celebrate every additional one)
>shit. all the marks so far.
>keep walking, she keeps following me.
>decide to slow down and see what happens.
>she takes the chance to "run" over and tackle me
>pinned on the ground, her smug and horny expression quickly fades when she realizes the situation she's in
>"hah! got you. do... (oh no) d-d..."
>her weight means that i cant struggle, just have to wait for her stammer out what she wants to
>"do you uhhhhh ummmmm..."
>her face is completely red from embarrassment.
>"l-like vv-v-v"
>she better not say it. its taken a lot to not give in and grope her right here.
>"videogames! do you like videogames?"
>she's burying her head out of shame
>god damnit. she's the one
>a few hours later
>on the couch in my house
>a blanket is wrapped around both of us.
>she's talking about all of her favorite games and how she cant wait to have someone to play co-op with and...
>this is fine, really. just annoying because i have to go visit my parents next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667769
I don't know but I would love to see a drunk zombie

[Anonymous No.]

dragon obsessed nerds finding cursed artifacts and becoming dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667886
>hex manaic dragon
Too op

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667904
i sometimes wonder if shes human or is the eyes ist just a stylistic choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667886
>behold, I have obtained the power of a dragon
>...you're supposed to be scared
>why aren't you scared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667941
i'm scared stiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667931
The eyes are just a long running anime trope about a character being flustered and unable to think clearly. Especially if drawn in place of the pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667987
so shes retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

I want only the most horrifying, heartstopping, jaw-dropping, sanity-breaking monstergirls you’ve got. I’m all about that fear boner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667990
More like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667990
Or horny. Or crazy. Or any other myriad of other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667406
All monster girls deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon forgot the New Year's Eve party dormice
>Jabberwock dresses him up as a dormouse and eats him instead
>Anon spends the turn of the New Year in his jabberwock wife's gut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667990
i dunno i dont keep up with pokemon, i think she has the same schtick as yunyun of wanting friends or something

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the cutoff hour again? I might barely make it before midnight, but I might have a better chance if I go by one of the US time zones.

[Anonymous No.]

Eros Lich resurrects a dead Anon as part of a bargain with his aunt and cousin after she learns they're his soul mates.

[Anonymous No.]

On today's edition of "Imagine how nice the current holiday would be with monster girls"

>you're waiting for midnight with your loli Wight gf in a luxurious room, with large windows and a balcony giving you a great seat for the coming fireworks show
>opened boxes of chocolates from several of the most highly regarded confectioners in the undead kingdom surround the two of you
>as she often does, she clearly wants sex but is too prideful to ask, leaving it to you to tease and flirt until she gives in
>before you get through her defenses, she hastily exits and says she'll bring you champagne
>shortly, she returns with the bottle
>...and without any clothes
>she starts boastfully saying something about how a proper undead noblewoman should serve celebratory drinks to her lover, only to get flustered and begin stumbling over her words halfway through
>both her corporeal hands and ghost paws work on the champagne bottle, and she does manage to properly open it
>the small Wight recoils back a step when the cork pops off and holds the bottle with both hands staring wide-eyed at the foam coming out, blushing and imagining something
>watching her tiny noble bottom-heavy form wrestle with the bottle is making you imagine things too
>she sits on the table in front of you and picks up the wine bottle
>she pours a trickle down her cool undead body into her closed lap, puts the bottle back down and leans back on her arms
>you lean down and drink from the cup formed between her thighs
>she complains you're too lewd when you lick the rest off her belly and chest, non-seriously threathening you with her spectral claws
>after she insists she can handle a little wine, you pour both of you some in glasses, a lot less for her
>you drink together and feed eachother chocolates with her still sitting naked on the table
>she's clearly slightly drunk shortly after
>with the normally haughty Wight even cuter than usual and in such a softer mood, it doesn't take long for the lovemaking to start
>you're at it for what seems like forever with both her nails and her ghostly hands clutching your back
>when the year is just about to turn you brave the winter air long enough go out to the furnished balcony, and keep doing her in a reverse sitting cowgirl position while watching the storm of fireworks overhead together at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666055
She would let me go if I asked nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667877
Can creatures without metabolism get drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668071
This is the only information I could find on the archive. I would PRESUME the cutoff is 0:00 on 1/1/2024 -5 GMT. So about Midnight on the East Coast of the US.

Otherwise Murloc would have to come in here and clarify the deadline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668092
saying something like "ow, you're hurting me" would cut a wurm so deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668098
Well those creatures without metabolism can get pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH IN 2023?
WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR 2024?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668098
They can, because it would be cute. Funny how I didn't even see this discussion going on while writing that greentext above, seems I'm not the only one thinking about this in sparkling wine season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
looking at oppai
looking at more oppai

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666507
It is a fact that if every human were to get a monster wife, housing demands would be halved for all currently single individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>accomplish
Becoming a firefighter
>goals
For the love of god don’t get fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668175
>FIREfighter
>Doesn't want his job to involve FIRE
lol
lmao, even

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
I got into unviersity
I wanna keep going to unviersity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668252
word of advice
fucking network, that is what uni is really for,
connections>>>grades

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
2023 Accomplishments
>Suicidal ideation
>Started anti-anxiety meds
>Less thoughts of suicide, more normal reactions to stress (like other people!)
2024 Goals
>Finish the story I started for Murlocs' contest (obviously won't make that contest)

[Anonymous No.]

I love Eros girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668331
i know ms cupid gets a lot of attention but ms apsara and ms gandharva are great too

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to shove monsters in bunny outfits so I can laugh when they do that goofy rabbit pose like in doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668343
I like girls who join Eros that aren't linked by species. Eros Yip, Eros Kiki, Eros Ushi, Eros Lich, Eros Cockatrice and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH IN 2023?
I got a good job, sadly it ended but it gave me a lot of hope.
>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR 2024?
Get an even better job than last year

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668392
>it ended
contract temp job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668400
Yes, it was mineral exploration and the campaign ended. Thankfully it gave me good work experience and even a recomendation so I got hopeful this year.
It was a good year overall.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Eros girls, imagine an Eros Zombie who eventually becomes an Eros Wight. That thought makes me DIAMONDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
2023 Accomplishments
>Survived another year of work
>Managed to not succumb to suicidal thoughts several times over
>Wrote more than I wrote in at least three to four years, which isn't saying alot

2024 Goals
>Survive another election year
>Try to work on what I want to work on, be that fan world building or fan profiles that are based on or MGE adjacent
>Not get fired from work for physically assaulting a trifling ass nepotistm hire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH IN 2023?
I masturbated to hundreds of monster girls.
>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR 2024?
To not masturbate at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668432
after all, your loads should be going in ms hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668455
Why's she taking her damn time then?
Trust me when I say this, I'd be more than happy with a psychotic yandere of a white snake. I'd give her the hundreds of mini-hebis she's always wanted. So, ya know, if she could hurry up and take me now, that'd be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH IN 2023?
Got my CDI, gone to japan
WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR 2024?
Stay alive, return to japan

[Anonymous No.]

Fnaf 3 but instead of springtrap it’s your wife and you’re trying to protect your pelvis until 6AM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>accomplish
Little better at drawing and writing. Especially around december.

>goals
I seriously need a job, money is running low.
Also I need to be more active, and engaging within the community, and other people too. I want to be friendlier too, and make actual friendships both online and offline. maybe try to get my life together and a gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH IN 2023?
Nothing I don't care because no monster wives
>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR 2024?
Probably nothing I don't care because no monster wives

[Anonymous No.]

Autism speaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668775
In the MGE world, Anubis and autism mean the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>Accomplish
New zeal for life now that my extended unemployment is over
>Goals
I'm going to use my 3D modeling and animation skills to animate lovey dovey blue oni sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668377
Eros Kejs' lovely pink hair

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668830
Oooh, that sounds like a setup for a cute first encounter.

>Anon visits Zipangu during cherry blossom season
>finds himself on a deserted street lined with ancient cherry blossoms
>turns around as he hears someone's geta clacking against the street behind him
>turns around to see Eros Kej slowly advancing on him, swaying from side to side, with a gentle smile
>watches mesmerized until he realizes her hair has gently coiled around his ankles

AHHHHH MY HEART

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

remember to unseal your foxes before the new year

[Anonymous No.]

I should really stop lurking until I finish my Lim story because all I do while chatting it up here is give myself more and more ideas which only serve to distract me from writing. I'm up to 24 ideas. I am my own worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668923
Wish i had a fox to unseal in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668951
Here's another idea!
'Limmiwinks
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZkukBIZ4I
>'Limmiwinks the Lilim has to navigate through someone's digestive tract--or DIE!
>It's an A+ idea; you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
Escaped my high commute high stress medium pay job for a somewhat lower pay low commute lower stress job with an actual pension. Started practicing archery again. Started running regularly and participating in local community events like a 1-mile run and a street festival. Spent more time with my parents. Overall, not bad. Still need shortstack greenskin gobbo and/or minigirl gyaru fairy gf.

[Anonymous No.]

Who procrastrinated their new year picture too much and won't finish it before new year?
That's right it's me. Happy New Year bros, hope we can post more cutie monsters next year too!
Hope portals open too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669044
If it's a dragon, you can save it for the Chinese new year. Or just post it late.

[Anonymous No.]

Lim obsessed with games kidnaps her soul mate and sends him to her pocket dimension where he must surmount her challenge to escape: Nine sexy games as punishment for each century he made her wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669089
i'd try ms echidna's ero-trap dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668098
Yes, I even imagine the bar owner piling up corpses outside his bar like in those war movies but with drunken zombies so they can go home in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

Hi everyone. Final announcement will be tomorrow, but I just want to make sure nobody has been forgotten or feels like they’re in the wrong category. If you haven’t already submitted, you have until midnight PST. If anyone has been missed, it’s probably because you didn’t add the [FC23] tag and I missed it. Please let me know as soon as possible if something doesn’t look right.

New writers:
MysterID - A Fluffy Game of Strip Mahjong
Maxwells_daemon - Lips tell what the voice cannot
MCsplinter - Five Bucks For Love
AnonBGreening - Hot Silver and Cold Iron
ColonelOfMongolia - Chasing Flames

Returning writers:
Magus_Anon - Operation Stocking Stuffer
DogFace - Bundled Up
Alpanon - The Rangers of Deep Wood
Legitwho - Heartfire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669081
yeah, that's what I will propably do. I've given up on jumping on bandwgons. It doesn't really work if you are not good anyway.
>>45669151
oh cool, thank you for listing these

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669151
I'll have this all cleaned up and made pretty with links and everything. But more importantly, I will be checking the thread periodically if anyone has questions. Please reply to either of my messages so that I see it. I'm a bit distracted today with my own writing, reading, and general stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669151
>midnight PST
Neat, I got all night then. Hopefully I won't do too many typos and grammer miss steaks from booze and lack of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669213
>miss steaks
that's ms haku to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669213
It's honor-based that the submission is final once the new year begins (for me at least), but I don't think anyone has issues with you fixing some minor grammar/spelling that you catch tomorrow or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669145
The spirit moves me!
>Your wife went out drinking last night.
>Her friends from back at her original graveyard were in town, so she had a bit of a ladies' night out with them.
>Wake up to an empty bed.
>Lowkey panic.
>Rush over to her favorite bar.
>See a pile of "corpses" in the alley.
>Root through them--carefully!--setting each lady aside.
>Most don't react at all.
>Some are your wife's friends.
>Some you don't know.
>Your wife is near the bottom of the pile.
>Touching her wakes her up.
>"Hi."
"Hi."
>"Head. Hurts."
>She grimaces as you help her up.
>"Friends?"
"Yeah, they're here, too."
>"Wake them up?"
>You try to plant her on her feet and she topples over.
>Zombies don't puke, but they can get too drunk to walk.
>Way too drunk.
"I can't carry you all."
>You help her back up and toss one of her arms over your shoulder.
"Did you have a good time?"
>She nods.
>"Missed them."
>You two start to stumble back to your home.
>"Thank you."
"You scared me--I thought you were in danger."
>"Can't die twice."
>You stop walking.
"Touche."
>She gives you a wry smile.
"Still, I worry about you."
"And I can't sleep when you're not in bed with me."
>She snuggles into you.
>"Love you."
"Love you, too."

I've never written zombie dialog before; how'd I do? I wanted her kind of laconic, but I don't like the idea of her being stupid. Just less verbal than a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669264
Zombies aren't dumb, they're just a little slow and deliberate. At least for me. I like the idea of a laconic Zombie wife who Wights and becomes much more verbose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669235
Eh, I think if it's gonna be this bad, I probably won't be in condition to upload it on AO3 anyway. I can deal with some weird wording I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669275
Dude, just upload it anyway. At worse you get some feedback that you can use next time. But trust me when I say, if you always hold back in fear of it not being good enough it's REALLY easy to tell yourself you're a bad writer and never write again.
Ask me how I know, lol. You've got this.

[Anonymous No.]

>I swear if he refers to it as "wussy" one more time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668895
>In spite of himself, anon doesn't attempt to flee or resist
>The sweet aroma in the air dispelling his fear
>Collecting his thoughts more difficult
>One step after another she draws closer
>Until she's face to face with him
>The hair is coiling up to his shins now
>"Hey there." She says quietly, her tone warm and affectionate.
>She stares into eyes, pupils unmistakably heart-shaped
> She slowly takes a hand to his cheek and affectionately strokes and the side of his face
>Up to the thighs now
>"How'd you like to go see the cherry blossoms with me?"
>Anon doesn't answer immediately, being under her spell feels too good
>But he eventually manages to utter a "Sounds great"
>Up, now, to his lower back.
>Her smile widens slightly, genuinely happy
>Anon feels a particular need to form his now, hair-covered hand into a fist
>In response, the hair squeezes gently around his hand
>Up and up, to his shoulders and neck
>...
>The kejourou can barely suppress her happiness when she takes a step back to look at her handiwork
>She hugs Anon, who is complete bliss, rubbing her cheek against his
>Acting like a child who won that over-sized stuffed toy at a carnival.
>Then, with him in tow, they leave to sit together under a big cherry blossom tree.

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu monsters will never get me
I can't understand a word they say

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu monsters will never get me
I'm terrified of being seen as an annoying foreigner

[Anonymous No.]

i'll probably smile at a nureonago

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu monsters will never get me.
Because I won't go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669335
>>45669360
I will show every Zipangu monster my hand-drawn Ushi pic, and pantomime that I am looking for one.
I cannot imagine even the sneakiest, most tricky fox betraying me.

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu monsters will immigrate to my town and peacefully romance me

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu monsters will become my childhood friends

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu monsters should only breed with Zipangese men, they would destroy their natality breeding with outsiders and foreigners like me. They should be encouraged to be more xenophobic for the sake of their identity!

[Anonymous No.]

land of four fiends jinko

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the Doragon starts now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669417
it starts in february but close enough i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669364
Be careful if you travel to Zipangu and your tour guide is a nureonago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669373

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669424
A Dragon doesn't wait, it takes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669316
>tfw you will never ask a wight to take your dick with her claws and give you an old fashioned lovetugging taking your sausage hostage five finger special bone a phone magic touch handy dandy beef tips stroking off hand-tossed meatzza in hand to gland combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669371
But what if they vacation over near where you live? You wouldn't turn away a Zipangu monster girl asking for directions would you? How could you resist one struggling to speak in your language? It's just too cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669151
Neat, will be cool to see the results of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu monsters will never get me, I forgot to do my Anki today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669402
Every human that thinks like this deserves rape.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for 2024 to be a great year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669145
Those piles of corpses are pretty much free wives, I bet the even have a sign with "free zombies" or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669485
I certainly hope so too, it's already arrived over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669475
Listen pal, there is nothing wrong with me not wanting to have sex with Anubis because she's not from the same country as me.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if you are lost in Zipangu, do not panic
Panic attracts the hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669519
Indeed. It's much more fulfilling to go hag-hunting

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wight to call me peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely hags would want someone older and mature like them instead of a bratty youngster like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669540
Bold words for someone about to spend the next 24 hours in a warm winter garment

[Anonymous No.]

Surely hags wouldn't go for someone who clearly displays signs of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>got caught by a Cupid looking slightly sad while at the park
>she floats down behind me and wraps her arms around my chest under mine and starts flapping her wings
>lifts me off my feet higher into the air
>she's not stopping, she keeps going higher
>fear of heights is making me panic now
What is she doing?! What's gonna happen to me? Where is she taking me?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669557
What would happen to an anon stimming in the middle of hagville?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669577
A hag would convince him to “stim” on her clit, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>Accomplish
Do better mentally speaking, picked up a card game to go get some fresh air weekly, actually wrote something
>Goals
Get better at said card game, write more stuff, avoid a fuckup spree like this month was

[Anonymous No.]

You deserve to get rejected by a monster if you're only a 4 incher.

[Anonymous No.]

the motion tracker from Alien but all it does is detect bogeys
and a large amount of bogeys are heading towards your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669628
They mostly cum at night. Mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

You deserve to be loved by a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669538
I want a young Wight to call me a perverted idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669636
What if I don’t want to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669653
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

There goes another year and it was really a mixed bag, plenty of shit, but there was good stuff happening too. Good luck, you fuckers, may Year of the Dragon treat us all better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH IN 2023?
Actually committing to learning how to draw and am two sessions away from finishing my d&d campaign that I've been dming for three years.
>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR 2024?
Make progress at becoming a drawfag, get a better job, and trying to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster pussy can’t be *that* good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669698
i could quit anytime i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669698
t. Man who lost to monster pussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
Accomplished:
Bought a house.
Worked two jobs for nine months. Saved up 25k.
Started a story. Started a second.

Goals:
Continue developing my writing.
Make new friends.
Take better care of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year guys! Thank you again for reading my stories, it means a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669673
>>45669782
Happy new years, guys! Thanks for hanging out. Here's to a fun 2024!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669801
I'm going to enjoy all the year of the doragon art.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big booty malef to make me her chair

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder dragon girls care if you were born in the year of the dragon. Same with other monster girls and their corresponding year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669858
it's a bit on the nose but you could always be dragonborn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669858
I was born in the year of the cock. I hope that doesn't doom me to getting a cockatrice... or an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669858
If you want a dragon that doesn't care and will love you anyways just get a zombie dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669874
Things like these is why I am grateful for belonging to the clearly master race year of the dog.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year (portal or death)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669965
i dont feel happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669965
We're all gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
Accomplished:
Visited friends in the United States
Bought myself an electric guitar from flight-insurance money
Managed to finally get enrolled to a japanese language school
Made cool new friends, visited them a few times
Talked to a few girls on anime conventions
Got better at shooting guns
Learned a few new songs, including some that are really tricky to play
My drawings got better, and I finally learned how to shade
Drew a few nice pictures (they are okay) of cute monster girls and tomboys
Enjoyed Tomo-chan is a girl, which finally got an animation (that was my dream)
Switched to Linux pernamently
Completed a few video games I've never did before
Managed to lift more, get stronger and got a few compliments
Solved my life-long problems with bad digestion and now my health is much better
Learned how to take care of my skin and I no longer look like a knife attack victim all the time
Got to meet a few wonderful people
Made some nice memories when I was in Florida
Became an actual valued member of a friends' group

Goals:
Draw more pictures of monster girls for MGT
Learn how to draw better and faster and to color and texture well
Learn how to play electric guitar properly
Learn more japanese so I can finally watch anime without subs
Take care of my friends who are struggling and be of help to them
Find a new job, prefferably one that doesn't suck (last one fired me a few months ago)
Get a gf
Limit myself to playing 1 video game per month
Get better at singing and shooting guns, sing and shoot guns more often
Take care of my family
Get back to playing piano and make some progress
Learn more songs for the guitar
Overcome my struggles with social anxiety
Spend less time arguing in dumb 4chan threads and spend more time in the threads I like
Watch some more anime and read more manga instead of watching dumb youtube shit
Start sleeping better
Go to more cultural events and art galleries like I used to when I was younger
Organize all of my meme and anime folders, make proper backups
Quit porn once and for all

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45669974
>Visited friends in the United States
what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669987
I saved up some money and went to the United States to visit my internet friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669970
me neither, I'm alone in my flat on the new year for the first time.
>>45669973
we have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669974
Hay man, sounds like you had an exciting year. Good job.
And you you live a far more interesting life than I, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669991
>I'm alone in my flat on the new year for the first time.
same, mostly cause i got sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669970
happiness is fleeting. contentment is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669994
Thank you. I just try to be grateful for what I got. I was in a bad spot in life before, and I still got trouble, but it's more hopeful now.
I hope the New Year will treat you kind.

[Anonymous No.]

Throw me to the wolves

They’ll come back pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669991
It gets less painful each subsequent time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670013
Wait, so it is a punishment or a reward? And for whom, the wolves or you?

[Anonymous No.]

i desire latino p'orcs making pernil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670037
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670013

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670064
Based doggos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670013
Before:
>awoooo fresh meat! let's dig in!
After:
>uurgghhh I'm so full! it's flowing out
https://files.catbox.moe/vkzgfe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the Dragon story ideas.

>Malef Dragon tries to seduce her soul mate as he runs around his property believing The Happening has begun, dodging all the bizarre traps he cooked up for The Feds until she finally snaps
>Ryu gets knocked out when she flies head first into a drone on the day the portals open while a paramedic gets a call about a weird snake lady who just fell out of the sky and crushed somebody's hot dog cart
>young Otohime puts on a show to advertise her new Ryugujo and notices a sad-looking man utterly entranced as he passes, propped up by two strange sticks attached to his arms

[Anonymous No.]

What side effects come with drinking chesh pussy juice?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670122
Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670083
This is why I love werewolf girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670122
JARATEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670122
Nasty case of Ass Burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669673
I don't expect much better but I spent years sowing so.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop breeding the mofus! you are just perpetuating the cycle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>Accomplished
Now I own land
Finished College
Nearly doubled my grimoire collection

>Goals
Finnaly get my own rented house
Increase my land holdings
1 year No Fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670320
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>SITTING ON A PARK BENCH,
>Eying Young Anons with Bad Intent.
>Snots Running Down Her Nose
>Greasy Fingers Smearing Her Shabby Kimono
>Hey Ara Lung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcsLJ3mixQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670320
however,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670328
alcohol makes me extra horny for hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670364
She'll buy you some zimas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670115
Imagine finding love through a destroyed hot dog cart. Now that's a story to tell the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670329
What does a cat need breasts this big for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670328
DO YOU STILL REMEMBER
THAT BACON BURG WITH CHEESE
WHEN THAT FASTFOOD WORKER
CLUNG TO YOUR TAIL
SCREAMING THAT IT WAS FLUFFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670397
big litters

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer humble and kind eastern dragons ovee these bitchy and aggressive western ones.

[Anonymous No.]

can an in-heat jinko under the gap between the floor and my door? very urgent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670325
nice, hope your investments go well, as well as your nofap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670412
>Samurai travels too far west and encounters western dragon
>tries to worship her because of the cultural differences
>Knight travels too far east and encounters eastern lung dragon
>tries to slay her because of the cultural differences
What do the dragons do in this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670412
if you show her your balls she'll grant you a wish

[Anonymous No.]

The Devil went down to Georgia
She was lookin' for a soul to steal
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind
She was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil her due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670399
Epic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670444
ms devil may have a gambling problem but ms demon is under no such illusions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670464
devil may cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670444
Fiddle duel for demon pussy? No wonder everyone plays the fiddle in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670444
THE SHOTA SAID "MY NAME'S ANON"
AND YOU MIGHT BE MY BETTER
BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR BET YOU'RE GONNA REGRET
*Anon gets muffled by a sweater*

[Anonymous No.]

This new year, I'm resolving to continue my streak of not getting lim'd!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>Accomplished
I finally started writing
>Goals
I will get Lim snugs and give a Lim snugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669718
It's unlikely but I can't help but feel Maritan drew that since she likes to do Ilias with ears like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670494
She can confess, but it better follows the beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670375
I'm fine with moonshine too.
Hag crow feet and saggy breasts... so erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670531
Why are Elves like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669628
>bogeys but they only move when you aren't looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670566
That's how they multiply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670494
The demon jerked him off when he started to suck her teat.
She put her arms around his waist and lifted him off his feet.
Anon said "Demon massage your boobs so you can lactate again,
but I told you once you son of a lich I'm the breast there's ever been!"

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh makes jokes all day to cover up her sadness
Please hug your memekot tightly and tell her its gonna be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670641
Also call her a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667809
If I knew them I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670649
I will treat her like my own cats, which means passive aggressive bullying after they tried to break a flower vase for the tenth time.

[Anonymous No.]

>try to escape the mge world by hopping dimensions
>winds up going horribly wrong
>you’re stuck in the dimension the abyss monsters come from
>immediately claimed by a group of shoggoths
>stuck being melted into their bodies while they dote on you and tend to your every need with their own powers
>forever
https://youtu.be/NCuBalItZA8?si=49uID5oSTeyqAA4f

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670665
i suppose i didn't have anything better to do

[Anonymous No.]

why would I want a shoggoth.
i only like green monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>What did I accomplish
Actually started drawing
>What are my goals
Keep drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670674
do i have a worm for you to consider

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the Dragon? Nah,
Year of the Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670688
not green
>>45670684
is she green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670688
time is of little meaning to shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670665
I would do what any sane man would do, force them to play charades for entertainment purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670697
She puts up with it all for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>really got the 3d workflow down
>got decent at drawing
2024
>get better at anatomy and move into dynamic posing
>more 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670704
She looks like she cleans for mastah in exchange of headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the Zombie when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670733
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670733
Dragon Zombie good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670749
If I touch that heart, will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670765
Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670768
She’s a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670704
ms. shog would rather not have to shackle herself to linear nth-dimensional concepts like relativity, proportionality, and shape, but does so because she understands you're nervous about being uplifted into hyperdimensional consciousness and is graciously allowing you to take it a little bit at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670658
I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670790
>shoggoth shushing you and holding you tight so you don't panic when she enables your sixth, seventh, and eight sense for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670790
Ms Shog is the only reason why I would want to hump my furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670831
i bet ms gremlin could come up with something

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora in a conservative maid outfit, but cowprint.

[Anonymous No.]

>wraps her tail around your leg and scooches up real close to you
>"作为一只外国猴子，你还挺可爱的。我想我会把你留在这里，再也不让你走了。"

How do you honestly reply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670880
Hell yeah motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most interesting aspect of you being a fan of Monster Girl Encyclopedia? Mine is that my favorite hentai doujin that is canon compliant with MGE isn't even a monstergirl doujin. It would fit into MGE as a slow-burn monsterization story instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>meaty Kiki medio
>nerd Anubis accountant
>athletic Jinko bodyguard

The ultimate trio for the young aspiring nobleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670866
>Walk into living room
>Try to flip light switch
>Hit wrong switch
>Get raped by furniture
>"I knew this would be a recipe for disaster."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670884
I like the gazer one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670894
This guy is the rival of that other nobleman with an ara ara Shog as a maid. A smug Tanuki as an accountant and a Hellhound as a bodyguard. How do you think they settle their differences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670880
And a bing bong, ching chong to you too madam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670880
仅仅因为我是白人并不意味着我是外国人，你这个胖老太婆。 请别打扰我。

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670907
What's the Gazer one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670938
https://nhentai.net/g/388304/

[Anonymous No.]

I Alped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670938
the gang rape one. he likes to post in bad faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670912
Obviously they compete to have the most daughters AND the most cutest daughters. Their wives all get along and gush behind closed doors about how cute it is watching their husbands get into heated debates about why their daughters are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670821
>shogging shushing you and holding you tight
MGs comforting/calming down upset anons is my favorite thing. Little platitudes like 'quiet, puppy', 'it's okay, you're okay', and 'no, no... don't cry...' make me blush so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670955
You single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670956
I've never posted in bad faith actually. All my posts are pretty honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670949
Definitely a non-canon compliant doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670955
Post tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670959
Reminds me of that one pic of a chesh teasing depressed Anon, only to freak out when she made him even more depressed. That one needs a continuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670955
Would

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670880
Speak american! Stupid Dragon! Shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670958
They argue and bicker between them, only to join forces against the maidless nobleman that thinks having assistants is a waste of time and that their tastes are shit. The power of maid love endures in the end!

[Anonymous No.]

Need bunyip wife to keep me warm desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670880
Nervously, uncomprehendingly try and excuse myself (i don't speak chinese and don't want to embarrass myself in front of a local)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670531
Needs Less cock thirsty Japanese Isekai Elves
More romantic Tolkien Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671055
It's not even the coldest part of the year! What happens when she decides not to let you out of her coils?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shog daughteru is just a blob
>too young to form complex objects and has to use real cleaning tools instead
>forms a slime tendril to grab said tools.
>Is still very diligent.
>Vibrates when happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670997
It was Hellhound, unless you mean a different picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671075
No ship now can bear my lust for human cock, father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671089
This sums up everything about this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670974
I'm all over it.
Lilim wife
But the husbands are a team of order knights who never fought alone and decided to never marry alone too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Smug manticore not so smug after anon she was chasing trips and falls face first into concrete

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671089
What? I could swear that was a chesh. Reality is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH IN 2023?
broken femur
WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR 2024?
clean up garage

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters would have a hell of a time with eastern europe where everyone shuns happiness due to still reeling to this day over communism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671076
Entirely worth it! Extended seggs and snuggle time is the dream, you know. Even if my hips will doubtless disagree with me afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671075
once elves started seeing other elves get laid, the dams burst on their restraint

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671118
what, that gonna take you the whole year? a whole 1/60th of your lifespan to clean the garage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671132
Slavs are culturally predisposed towards misery and alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671132
Especially Russia, they would flip given how MGE has such a huge following over in Vodkaland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45669151
>If anyone has been missed
You missed this anon's story from a few days ago: Condom Dealer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670955
Post tail and horns faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671204
It explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671132
Jebać komuchów we wszelkiej postaci, ale ci współcześni to najbardziej perfidne kurwy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671132
>>45671204
Monster girls would take that as a challenge. If all else fails there are always the eros suicide bombers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671206
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955
Gotcha, thanks. Apparently if you add the tag after the fact the anubis tracker doesn't update. I'll have to do a final check on AO3 itself tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671132
comrade Eros will return the Soviet Union and distribute wives equitably to its glorious hardworking people

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671132
Ah yes, the Balkans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671248
Built for Protestant Prussian cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671278
>balkans
Are husbands allowed to fight in the broom war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671248
And a grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz to you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671322
Wish you a Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka bride, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I, for one, would actually want to get my dick sucked in serbian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671351
Quite a lot of Alps in Serbia, friend. Be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros wtf happened to Sweden. Why is everyone there an Alp now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671359
>>45671377
Wtf is wrong with Alps these days. Can't even lust after women because it ends up being gay somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671248
Isn't it kind of funny how when most people think about Kikimora they think of these floppy eared, pretty domesticated bird dog things?

Like why bother even hiring one when you can just go into the forest where there's free, albeit Eastern European Proto-KIkimora you can just literally pluck out of the ground. All you have to do is convince her that you're her friend ( Master ) and supply her with vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my alpo bapho wifeo to talk about all the degenerate shit she did before she became a sweet and wholesome little girl who never does anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671406
i recommend custom kikis from reputable echidna breeders
especially when the bird part is jubjub and the dog part is hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671406
Some writefag please write this story. I need this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671438
Black Harpy is the most reliable bird part.
>>45671443
Dodam to do listy, później sięzobaczy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671406
>feral werewolf kiki
>acts like a normal werewolf most of the time
>on a full moon she does the dishes and vacuums the carpet

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would help me with my cold sickness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671505
I'm no writefag, but I am a maidfag. I always wondered if a feral kiki to proper maid story would stick. Civilizing the maid sounds like fun work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671522

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671522
You're gonna eat Ms. Yeti's chicken noodle soup, drink her favorite ginger tea and lay in her warm embrace until you feel better, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671546
permanent solutions to temporary problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671556
No anything but- mmmmphhff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671438
>Jub-Jub and Hellhound Kikimora
>Constantly horny and sadistic maid who can't be tamed
>Constantly teases you about how you're just a greenhorn virgin and uncool master
>She's the closest thing to a childhood friend you have
>She holds it over you well into your young adulthood that you lost your virginity to her 'like a wild, rampaging animal' the summer you both turned 13 in your Father's stables
>The day your parents tell you both to 'Just give us some goddamned grandkids already' ends up simultaneously being the happiest and worst day of your life
>Every day she milks you dry, neglecting her maid duties
>By the time your first daughter is five years, as an anniversary gift your parents pay for a trip for the two of you, alone
>Your fucking face when they also sent her a care package of cleaning supplies, deluxe meat, and the finest aphrodisiacs money could buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671535
>Anon takes in a feral Kiki he found in the woods
>keeps his house clean and tidy
>always goes in after she wakes up to make her bed
>two months later, she's still eating with her bare hands
>Anon stops doing housework
>within a week, Kiki has created a cleaning schedule that she follows like clockwork
>properly eats with utensils
>doesn't crawl around on all fours anymore
>only occasionally growls but only when Mastah denies her his scheduled snug hugs (8AM, 10AM, 12PM, 2PM, 4PM, 6PM and 8PM) and kisses for the misses (9AM, 11AM, 1PM, 3PM, 5PM, 7PM and 9PM)

Just gotta activate the instinct buried deep within the Kiki psyche. She still goes feral on full moons but that's mostly the breeding instincts kicking in.

[Anonymous No.]

Ferral kikis make nests out of dried grass and crushed leaves, they are natural homebodies and ceaselessly fuss over their nests. When they find a husband, they treat him as part of the nest and fuss over him as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45670959
>>45670821
>>45670790
>>45670704
>>45670688
>>45670665
One with Shog.
One with the universe.
One with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671631
Man was made to serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671598
>Just gotta activate the instinct buried deep within the Kiki
That's the part that I enjoy the most. Seeing hobo Kiki suddenly take care of the dishes or try to dust a random furniture around without realizing sounds adorable. Also getting her to a maid agency and seeing all the veteran maids devour her alive and force dress her in a maid outfit, it must be quite the sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671628
be mindful of nesting and roosting behavior in your bird friends

[Anonymous No.]

It's the year of the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

There brave knight! The Dragon's soft underbelly, her weakpoint, is exposed! Now you must strike at it to fell the beast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666246
I like the type that’s aggressively flirty, but has enough tact to get what she wants without needing force or coercion (even if she’s fully capable of either). It’s part of why I warmed up to plain ol’ succubi recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671628
What would happen if I took a feral kiki out of the wild and dressed her up as a maid and tried to make her act like one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671693
they never expect the raspberry

[Anonymous No.]

>Malef staring at a man with a confused look as she tries to figure out whether he's fucking with her
>he's sweating and staring back at her wondering why she's so confused about the name Buck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666246
>What type of personality do you like your monstergirls to have
Depends on the girl. I'd want a hellhound to be protective, affectionate, laid back, and fun-loving. If it were a hebi I'd want her to be unhinged, clingy, and yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671728
Too confusing. Spike evisceration time.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Succubus cannot use her breast smothering attack on me because I just keep fleeing the battle before she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>2023
Started leaening Japanese, technically I did so before but I always ended up procrastinating and forgetting.
Started gardening. Mixed results, didn't really know what I was doing at first. I harvested 3kg of tomatillos.
Oh and I am now full-time neet getting generous autismbucks but I don't think I can call that an accomplishment. I finished processing certain book for notes that I've been procrastinating on since last year.
>2024
Continue learning Japanese at a leisurely but regular pace. Cover all kanji and basic vocab and gramnar so that I can comfortably start practicing reading with native materials in 2025. If everything goes as planned I should be mostly fluent in 2026.
Start drawing, I've been procrastinating on this forever. I want to git gud and draw all my ideas and of course draw my waifu fantasies. But that's gonna take years before I am at my desired level, it is well past time I started.
Prepare garden and do it properly this time. Clear out the front garden, kill all strawberries and replant them into a dedicated garden bed so that they don't overtake everything this time. Plant some herbs while at it.
Make a hugelkultur bed, need to dig a big ditch for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671742
He's either fucking with her and deserves punishment or he's being honest with her and deserves a treat. Either way, she wins. She always wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671746
>Metal Slime Anon appears!
>Miss Succubus uses Breast Smothering Attack!
>But she misses!
>Metal Slime Anon escapes!
Miss Succ screams internally and continues to attempt to farm up a metal slime husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671765
>But that's gonna take years before I am at my desired level,
It doesn't take that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671774
it does for slow learners

[Anonymous No.]

>Raising dormice to become jabberwock food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671815
Will people figure out my shenanigans if I plan to raise my childhood friend to be my personal cock sleeve? Or is that just a normal day in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671774
Most people who want to learn to draw aspire for something better than children's scribbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671826
Is your childhood friend male? Then they might question why you keep encouraging him to try on dresses, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671841
chris didn't and he got internet famous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671846
Why do you immediately think of Alps, Anon? Everything okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671868
why fight it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671868
Because it was slightly funny and I try to mix things up. But if you insist.

No anon that's totally normal and you will both get married and live happily ever after and have sexy times every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671881
I wish I had your optimism, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671891
you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671857
Chris was also convinced his scribbles were high quality and was quick to put down other people who drew better than him, if that sounds familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>Jack shit
>Something at all

[Anonymous No.]

Pigs can have orgasms that last 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671926
I'll take your critique more seriously if you post your art when you give it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45666246
>What sort of place would you want to live in?
either a modest condo or a starship

[Anonymous No.]

I love variety which is why I'm a haremfag. I need meaty girls, athletic girls, stronk girls, tallflat girls, shortstack girls, legal loli girls, pear girls and petite girls. Imagine a stronk Jinko pin down your meaty Kiki while you hammer away mercilessly at the maido and indulging in the beautiful sight of the jiggles and wiggles her body makes. Then looking up at your meaty Holst and Troll wives who are both blushing as they wait for their turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671963
don't you have enough enemies? or do you need somebody new to lash out at

[Anonymous No.]

>He got pinned down by a loli goat
pathetic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672008
str builds are OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672008
Amazonian goat where

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672020
>>45672023
She doesn't even have one visible muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671983
This guy knows how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672029
is what it is, check the stat sheet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45671702
She would steal all the paper towels to rip up under her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672045
>Feral Kiki would destroy things just so she had something to sweep up afterwards
Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

year of the dragon begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672080
100s of dormice will be eaten tonight and tomorrow by hungry jabberwocks in celebration

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672080
Not until February 10th. Which is good because it gives me time to finish my story, some time to play around with one shots and write up the Year of the Dragon ideas I had to dump when it officially begins.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna reject a Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672101
I don't think KC is gonna give a nod to this thread lore in his game.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year, anons!

[Anonymous No.]

goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

>>45668158
>2500 words under par
FUCK. Guess I'll have to make it up next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>45667886
>human girl tries all sorts of spells and esoteric rituals to become a dragon
>they all fail or backfire
>she eventually just asks a dragon for a scale so that she can become a dragon
>dragon is thrilled that a human wants to become a superior being, takes her under her wing and teaches her all the finer points of dragonry

[Anonymous No.]

She is very upset.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672187
i miss my dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672130
I would rather KC just stop dangling the carrot about the game and work on profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL KILL A DRAGON AND BECOME A VICTORIOUS AND CELEBRATED KNIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672323
>t. knight anon that can't even make it to the lair and fell to a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672323
Cool, can I come to the wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672323
10 years later:
>Anon and dragon have 2 daughterus
>Raids on local villages have stopped
>Anon lives a lascivious lifestyle thanks to his dragon wife's horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672323
New quest:
Lay the Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672187
Don't worry, Wan-chan! It's just guns, not fireworks!

[Anonymous No.]

Since it's still year of the rabbit until lunar new year, the solution for an early year of the dragon fix is putting dragons in bunny outifts

[Anonymous No.]

A Rabbit fights a Dragon. Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672439

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672466
depends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672466
me since i fuck both

[Anonymous No.]

One last bnuy before my clock strikes twelve.
Happy new year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672526
It's been 2024 for about an hour, bro. Where you been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672526
It has been 2024 for 3 hours already

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672526
It has been 2024 for 8 hours already

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672526
still 2023 here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672576
Hgnnn! I will not... lose... to a rabbit...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672550
>>45672561
>>45672576
Fucking imbeciles, 2024 started a little over an hour ago. Get a clock lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672587
>and then anon lost to a rabbit
>many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672576
You will anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672625
Meant for
>>45672587

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672576
fertile bunny i desire

[Anonymous No.]

>thanksgiving
>lunch with the family, some time before and after
>mick stays here all day and spams the thread
>christmas eve/day
>spend the evening and morning with my family.
>mick spends both days spamming the thread
>new year's eve
>spend a few hours with my family, now that its 2024 im back on my own
>mick is still here spamming the thread, all day like usual.
it'd be sad if it wasnt so fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672672
It's one of the reasons I legitimately feel bad for him, I genuinely don't know why he wants to stick around here so much. If he'd left It would improve his mental health and he would probably be able to find people that like him and help him

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672708
this makes me sad, ill give her a lava lamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672744
Oh fuck off. He's an annoying parasite that the mods let run rampant. If you try to tell people you feel bad for him you're just another one of his useful idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

need a tsundere dragon to just crush me for new years. no mess, no fuss, just a staring at a scaly wing for too long, a sudden spouting of "hentai!" and darkness. anything after that can be entirely optional

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672836
What an awful post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672836
>getting sat on by big dragon butt
what a lad

[Anonymous No.]

Happy nude deer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672895
You can't say that and not post a deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672187
Eh, very few rockets this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672895
careful of deers, they don't tak

[Anonymous No.]

I will never be attracted to horse pussy. There's just no way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672783
I literally just said I want him to leave, It hurts everyone including him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673026
t. man that a unicorn will make into a horse pussy addict in short order

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673026
More for me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673026
the steppes will take care of that for you

[Anonymous No.]

>A man in a village sees a dragon fly overhead
>He becomes completely obsessed with the majestic visage of her soaring through the air
>He goes on an adventure up the mountain to meet her
>Once he arrives he discovers that she's there with her husband
>She's been married since before he was born
Now which ending would you prefer?

>The dragon is touched by his story, saying that reminds her of how she met her husband, and introduces him to her daughter
>He gets with his childhood friend that even though she secretly loved him wanted to support his happiness and joined him on his journey
>He gets with the mountain monster who had been trying to stop him all the way up, she knew the dragon was married and was trying to spare him the heartbreak, but he wouldn't listen

[Anonymous No.]

Here's' a story about an old Anubis bringing her Pharaoh master home... and the Devil Bugs are in for the ride too:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52709893
Well, I'm not dead, and I made it to the contest entry at almost literally last minute. If there's anything to be learned here, it's to pace oneself and not just rush shit. Anyway, I don't wanna do excuses or blogpost, so I just wanna wish you a Happy New Year again, and may dragons bring us more luck than rabbits.
Also in case the premise sounds familiar to you, I roughly based the story on a greentext I made a while back, though it doesn't follow it 1:1 - >>/jp/thread/S37319869#p37326656

[Anonymous No.]

Once again, the fucking hangover. If only satyros were real

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673412
Devil Bugs rather than Khepri? What an invasive species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673412
Boy, got that a little closed didn't you? Happy New Year friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673029
Just get KC to draw a cait sith.
or hell, do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673745
I already Drew a cait sith for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673781
this one?
It was nice but I was really not in a good state of mind at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673796
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673029
Giving him pity is like giving free drugs to a drug addict in hopes that he gets better, this is exactly why he's still here and you are doing us a great disservice regardless of your motives.
Besides, he really does not deserve your pity. He's a very self-centered, selfish person and being an annoyance was his whole MO long before KC dared to not humor his demand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673818
No, no. Anon has a point. He did deliver a drawing liked I asked. Albeit six months later after I totally forgot about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45673789
Yeah, it could be better I admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45672761
>tfw you treat a medusa and her hair snakes so kindly and gently they all start heart-pupiling whenever they see you
G-guys... can an animalistic part of a mamono monsterize on its own?

[Anonymous No.]

The silver lining is that if Mick is here atleast his family can breathe a bit easier

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a ticket to DL's birth show
>get complimentary lim gf gift

[Anonymous No.]

good moaning MGT, the upside of portals not opening is that you don't have to take part in new viral challenge "2024 cumshots in January for the year 2024" with your zoomer monsterfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674482
A shame, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674482
>65 cumshots a day
that's nothing, a loving wife wrings this much out of you for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon are entitled to your dick this coming year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674473
god that stupid question hurts my very soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674623
don't worry, the lim gf will rape your very soul and make it better

[Anonymous No.]

I'm willing to stand still and let a succubus stack debuffs on me. I want to see how long until she realizes that I'm not attacking her back as she watches my lower parts just swell from the magic shes attacking me with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674791
>succ realizes her mistake too late
>"You don't understand, demonic harlot"
>"I'm not locked here with you, you are locked here with ME"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674817
lol
>succ eyes go wide as she realizes her mistake
>happy bedroom noises

[Anonymous No.]

How do I kill myself without a Wisp getting me afterwards? I tried searching Gremoogle for answers but I couldn't find any and now I think the MGC feds are going to send a Bogey after me so I need to know, and fast.

[Anonymous No.]

Need yandere wight to claw me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674901
what about her cuddling both you with her regular body and your soul with her spirit hands stabbed into you, as she whispers "mine mine mine mine" as you stare into her spiral-irised eyes, as her frazzled curly hair is draped over you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674482
I want a hag... Not these damn pyrows who say shit I dont understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675006
what if this hag makes you join the challenge as well, so that she may feel younger and brag in front of her younger friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45674504
I don't want to belong to a dragon, they're big, scary and mean

[Anonymous No.]

>yo yo muhfugga, gibsmedat level
>gonna hustle dat humie bloodline too
Those looks can be deceiving, foxes are the niggers of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

99 red balloons?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help I fell for the yandere monster meme and now I’m not allowed to leave the house or else she gets jealous about “whores” ogling “her man”

[Anonymous No.]

is kc okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675134
Just wear a burqua when going out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675134
Put a saddle on your wife and ride her about town. Then she can still protect you AND you can wear a cowboy hat and tell people "howdy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675138
No,m but also is there anything specific you're referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675134
You can strike a middle ground by having her accompany you at al times when you go out. That way, she can assert her dominace over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675059
terrifying creatures

[Anonymous No.]

Year of THUD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675205
anon fugged his kraken on the coast of ishikawa

[Anonymous No.]

>What, you think just because it's year of the dragon you can drag me out of my swamp and take me back to your house and impregnate me repeatedly?
>... well alright, but only because I don't have anything better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675367
Now I'm imagining the comedic scene of scrawny anon dragging a 150kg dragon woman behind him, while she's totally indifferent and not using her forged athletic body to help him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675404
You can tell just by looking at her that she's weak to both kissing and hand-holding, so if Anon just plays into that a bit she'll be pushing him along herself in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>haha lims are desperate dorks and will marry you on the spot if you just ask for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675488
Oh no, my greatest weakness, mamono with standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675503
>anons takes a bath, cleans his room and gets a haircut
>she now gets heart pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675524
>Belze posting on the internet about how they are ruining men

[Anonymous No.]

Picture taken during my trip in Zipangu... The Western Federation has finally did it. They spread their memes to based Zipangu. The Orient has fallen, it's Joever bros, now we gonna get Pyrow zoomers spouting memes with Male 07's face in a toilet bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675630
Fuck off with your off-topic shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675631
You call that stealth!? How the fuck is this considered sneaky and stealthy when humans have already developed stealth armor and Active Camo/Optical Camouflage!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675631
I want to capture a kunoichi trying to assassinate me and try some of that taimanin shit for our wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45675631
It would appear they have already considered me