Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Can't argue with that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>grab a zombie
>get her pregnant 6,000,000 times
>now the warlord of the undead hoard
It's that easy.

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Do not debase yourselves by lusting after primitive beast girls, go for dignified classy mamono like Succubi or Demons

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I want to make cheese from Druella's milk and then smoke it with Deonora's breath.

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I think lesser succubi get more flack then they should

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>>41198466
Soft and fluffy tails are far more preferable though. With demons you have to deal with stuff like pic related.

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>>41198443
>be Greentexter
I seem to close off each thread nowadays. Gonna have to do some early ones this time, but I have to wait for the thread's vibe to inspire one.
So have a smokegirl

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>>41198496
And forgot my pic.

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>>41198497
I love my wife!

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>>41198466
I am a mammal, an evolved beast, thus my cock was built for beast girl pussy.

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>>41198490
This one appears to be happy with the amount of "flack" she got all over herself

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>>41198466
but i need to repopulate extinct beast girl species
if i don't do it then nobody else will, that's what she told me, and why would a beast girl lie to me?

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>>41198581
Anon wouldn't she not be there to tell you that if her species was extinct?

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>>41198502
Full sauce?

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>>41198581
Imagine fox girls convincing their busbands that their species is on verge of extinction and need to breed more, haha how dumb would you have to be to fall for it

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Futa potions are the only logical way you could end up with a hybrid monster girl. Since they can't have boys. The monster girl who took the futa potion would have to impregnate the other monster girl.

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>>41198681
Oh fuck off already and stop wasting space with your low-tier bait

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>>41198667
She's that one species of fox that you've never heard of and is totally on the verge of extinction.

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>>41198681
Bait didn't work well enough last time eh

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> 41198681
Any echidna can mix species in her children, so hybrids are likely

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>>41198716
also chimeras exist as "artificial" beings

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>41198681
while its not canon i like the idea that males are are just incredibly rare instead of an impossibility.
now go back to /d/

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You fall unto tallsbourgh but they treat you like a cute little boy

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>>41198612
MonmusuTD.

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>>41198768

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>>41198768
yes
YES
I NEED TO BE BULLIED
BULLIED BY BIG STRONG MONSTERS

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>>41198595
mamono mana resurrected her as the last member of her species, and so it is your task to help her repopulation effort. even her eyes don't have a shine to them, that's 100% proof her species is extinct, it's totally not because she's tired of being an office worker wageslave without even a husband to come home to and relieve her of her pent-up stress

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>>41198768
>Keep getting asked if you're lost
>Constant headpats
>If you say you're and adult they just call you cute
Living in Tallsbourgh is tough

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>>41198863
but you can still prank the residents like a naughty little boy

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>>41198863
>"aww look he's acting all grown-up!"
>ma'am please I'm 26 years old
>"He's even standing behind the counter like he's a hard-working adult!"
>ma'am please buy something instead of just harassing me and the other male employees

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>>41198863
As a manlet, this is my life in regular society.

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>>41198863
>puff your cheeks and say you're an adult and should treated you as such
>"yes yes you are a big boy, I'm sorry I was mistaken"
>inside her heart is completely melting from the cuteness she has in front of her and she's already scheming on adopting you

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My favorite dance is kunoicha-cha real smooth

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>>41198916
For me it's Darude's Sandstorm

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>>41198885
>she takes a second to admire the cute child
>sees that dead look in his eyes

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>>41198961
>Cries at the sight of the poor boy, seeing such dead eyes
>instantly grabs hims, runs off to her house and starts cuddling and hugging him
>Starts to spoil him rotten

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>>41198768
That how you create a mass shooter

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>>41199060
why you talking about yourself

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>>41198916
as someone with experience in dancing, Kunoichi will appreciate Foxtrot more than Cha-cha. It's a lot more silent-stepping thanks to being a lot more flowing, which is good for sneaky infiltrators sneaking right into your bedroom.

At the same time, in my head I have the image of a novice, stoic Kunoichi standing behind her unsuspecting target, listening to an instruction tape that's structured like the song
>Sne~ak to the left! *bam*
>Sne~ak to the right! *bam*
>Right hand, two stabs! *bam bam*
>Left hand, two stabs! *bam bam*
>Tail strike! *bam*
>Take him down now, y'all! *bam bam*
>Cha-cha real smooth. *sex music kicks in*
And afterwards she gets very embarrassed when her naïve husband asks her "How are you so good at stealth? What's your secret?" without realizing how uncharacteristically upbeat her sneaking mixtape is.

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>>41199060
Yes, you'll be "shooting" stuff into tall hags, that's right.

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>>41199060
yea, mass-shooting sperm out of his "greatest weapon" (the penis)

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>41199067
I feel like sneaking mixtape would get into the way of you know, sneaking.

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>>41199064
Wtf are you saying, I'm just implying that bullying people lead to that.
>>41199075
Getting your daily dose ?

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>>41199086
That's the embarrassing part, isn't it? upbeat music in her earpiece (because of course she'd wear an earpiece) helps her focus on well-practiced silent movement, while some more classical "stealth music" or "droning ambience chillstep to sneak/relax to" bores her into a fumble. It's gap moe at it's finest and honestly more entertaining than either a kunoichi who's always good or always bad at stealth.

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>>41199133
thats bullying to you? being spoiled, cared for, and loved? thats what i meant by being treated like a little boy

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Sneaky snake is on her way to sneak into your bed, are you prepared anon?

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>>41199067
>>41199067
>>41199086
>>41199140
>kuniochi has CBAT as her sneaking song

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>>41199133
>Getting your daily dose ?
I wish

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>10 minutes into impregnate and chill and she's already coming up with baby names

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>>41199143
You shouldn't be spoiled or cared for if you're a man. By doing that you're treating him like a pet which is not good even if some will say otherwise.

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>>41199247
spoiled i get, but not being cared for? as She doesn't care for mental and physical health, makes sure you are eating right and sleep long enough? Thats okay to you?

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>>41199140
>kuniochi sneaking up on anon
>suddenly her audio jack comes out of her ipod shuffle
>kpop starts blasting

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>>41199269
Cared for don't mean feeding like for a baby in English ?
Anyway, i don't think you should be overwatched as much as you're describing it.

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>>41199067
Is gap moe kunoichi's strongest weapon?

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>>41199314
Nah, it doesnt mean that in english but i get your points but kets agree to disagree. where you from?

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>>41199140
>tfw you'll never find your kunoichi stalker with her tail stuck in a wall pulling on it like something out of looney tunes
>>41199349
It's the ultimaye weapon of kuuderes in general, yes

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>>41199366
Yup, everyone will be happy in the end
France... I know we're not great with English...

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What is the Death Grips of monster girls?

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>>41199407
your mom, lmao

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>>41199407
it doesn't work like that but I guess if you had a harem with a baphomet in it it wouldn't work because her pussy would be the best by far.

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Fox tit sweat

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Your ugly

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>>41199654

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>>41199751
My ugly what?

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>>41199778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6jjb2w5das

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>>41199778
Fish titty

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https://twitter.com/AkashaVesper/status/1570024883077382146?s=20&t=5oN31Eq-zhmN_3wPQb61cg
foxnun

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>>41199795
I want that cheshire to lay on top of me.

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>>41199795
I just want a chesh to snuggle with when they will cut out gas this winter...

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>>41199864
Sure, just go to sleep in the snow.

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>>41199795
>texan desk engi-fairy dances on your broken laptop
>it somehow fixes the laptop, but only after summoning a dozen explosions

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Krakens don't respect mens' personal space.

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>>41199940
At this point a rope around the neck would be quicker... Why snow ?

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>>41199956
Works for the Eskimos

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>>41199864
move to winterstown. your government-mandated bedwarmer yuki-onna will be all the warmth you'll ever need in the winter.

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>>41199969
Wait a minute...

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>>41199956
because we are all freezing come winter. Your way is more morbid.

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Monsters won't pick on me for being 25 right? I don't want to hear the same jokes we make about Christmas cakes

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>>41200091
You're the male equivalent of a hag. Sorry anon.

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>>41200091
>too old to be adopted by hags
>too young for Sabbath
The blind spot of virgins

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>>41200091
lmao, imagine growing old and aging, im stay 21 forever!~~

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>>41200091
You're basically a baby to them. Mamono live a long time, anon. Some for 10s of thousands of years

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>>41200017
People have survived winters for tens of thousands of years...

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>>41200154
we have grown soft and decadent and need to be saved my manticores with their special cock warming tails.

do you think manitcores wear socks over their tails in winter because I bet it gets really fucking cold to have a winter breeze go straight up into it.

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>>41200129
>too old to be adopted by hags
>too young for Sabbath
Just right to be gangraped by minos

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>>41200111
I don't want to be like a hag. Only perverts like them! Should I just lie about my age?

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>>41200193
take a deaging potions and say you're forever 17 teehee~

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>>41200186
It gets cold at night in the desert, so I'm sure they're evolved for it

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>>41200193
Lying is bad anon. You can't.

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How do wedding ceremonies differ between monster races? For example, how would a wedding with a Succubus bride be different from a wedding with an Amazon bride?

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>>41198443

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You don't need to be old to land a Sabbath loli. That is, if you can grow a mustache.

Grow a pedostache.
Guaranteed you'll get lolis knocking on your door. And if you're fat and hairy, you may even get the local bapho herself.

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>>41200223
>no ears

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>>41200225
nah, i only get a fucking beard that never connects
>>41200231
poor hellhound, she wants to be an idol yet is deaf

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>>41200225
>And if you're fat and hairy, you may even get the local bapho herself.
Trust me, nobody in my country gives off the pedo look quite like me.

i will be the creepy man who makes out with his loli wife in public even if it is the last thing I do.

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>>41200204
It's not like they'll ever know. What could go wrong?

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>>41200213
we will have to wait for KC to do the wedding updates in the game.

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>>41199949
Lack of mutual respect for personal boundaries can really put a crack in your relationship.

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>>41200246
But that's very inappropriate to do in a public setting

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>>41200307
It's inspiring when gays do it.

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>>41200246
>kissing and fondling your Sabbath wife in public
>normalfags outraged, they call the cops on you
>smugly present her ID that confirms she's 954 years old

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>>41200327
That's going straight on the sabbath official tiktok

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>>41198443

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>>41200189
you can be gangraped by minos at any age
this is why minos are the best

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>>41200432
I like to think minotaurs aren't even their own species, they're just what holstaurs turn into when anons don't milk and fuck them enough

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>anon believed the thread memes that lilims are love-starved dorks and will fall for anyone

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>>41200495
Nah, holsts deviate from minos.

It sounds like you need a holst with a mino's temperament

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>>41200505
Trash.

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>>41200513
This is my fetish though.

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>>41199290
I would be mortified to be stalked by a kunoichi with taste that terrible anyways

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>>41200524
so it would be
>holstaurs are what happens when a minos gets fucked and milked too much

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>>41200505
Cute and sexy!

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>>41199290
Good.

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Yandere holstaur
>doesn't care if you talk to other girls
>doesn't care if you flirt, hug, or even kiss other field
>you will experience hell on earth if you dare drink any milk that didn't come from her breasts
>you will get gored by her horns if that milk came from another girl
Not an actual goring, her horns would rip into you like DR silver.

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>>41200601
Kiss other girls*
I hate autocorrect

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>>41200567
>holstaurs are what happens when a minos gets fucked and milked too much
The mge profile outright states that's exactly what they are

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>>41199140
>It's gap moe at it's finest and honestly more entertaining than either a kunoichi who's always good or always bad at stealth.
What if she's very good at being bad at stealth when she needs to be?

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>>41200528
>>41200573
The duality of man.

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>>41200601
just a little goat milk wouldn't hurt

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>>41198452
isnt that going to take a very long time? even if it only takes 1 month, thats still aaaages. at that point, just get the power for yourself. you ALWAYS need more power.

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>>41200621
More or less.

They're domesticated minos. Docile, unlike minos that are wild and rash. They're just as strong as minos, but they have much more milk, and it's better tasting. Though one could safely assume holsts lack combat finesse that a minor would have.

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>>41198443

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>>41200665
>you ALWAYS need more power
Not if you have a nuclear-powered automaton wife.

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>>41200710
Nuclear powered automaton wife that dispenses slushies, snowcones, iced drinks, and can be modded to dispense ice cream.

>inb4 joke about chocolate ice cream coming out the rump

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>>41200081
once I not suck at drawing I'll draw batcats all my free time
I sometimes love manticores so much I can not sleep

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>>41200857
They love you too.

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>>41200857
Take it slow, and don't forget to warm up before you draw, as in make sure you got. A steady han

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>>41200877
when I get to MGE, I'll travel to Cat Kingdom, find the queen of all Manticores and pledge my undying loyalty and devotion to the batcat race.
I'll go round the world hugging every Manticore I see and thanking them for being so wonderful, and I'll find a husband for any single batcat, who doesn't have an Anon of her own, so that only smile visits on their face in this world.
And when I marry one of my own, I will make her the luckiest batcat of them all, so that other Manticores wish they had a husband like me.
>>41200887
that's a good advice, thank you

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>>41200954
You're welcome, anon.

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>>41200954
The cat kingdom is a wonderful place and all anons should go there. You can also find Cheshires in a safer environment and pet all the cats you want.

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>>41201019
Yes but it's full of cat burglars

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>>41201019
>pet all the cats you want.
Just don't forget to check which cat you're petting according to cat catalogue categories, consequences of petting the wrong cat can be catastrophic. Thankfully, latest editions of said catalogue are all electronic due to gremlins being gremlins. It's catting edge technology, or so I'm told.

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>>41201105
You don't want to know what happens if you mistake a lounging sith in casual wear for a regular cat.

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>>41201105
Please, anon, you're putting Chesh out of a job

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How does the order take monster villains seriously? I would be too distracted staring at her to even listen to her villain speech and likely would grope her in the middle of it. Is that rude?

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>>41201122
Well she could always get a job as a waitress... But then again, her paws would get in th way of handling catlery. Maybe gardener would be more suitable for a chesh, catting grass and making sure no stray catterpillars eat your greenery sounds pretty good to me.

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marry brown foxes

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>>41201254
Only gyaru foxes are acceptable.

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>want to write something
>struggle to breach 2k words
didn't think it would be so hard.

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>>41201353
You don't have to do it all in one go

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>>41198760
Similar canon, but for me its more like 20% human male sons and 80% monster female daughters. I want a son, damn it.

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>>41201353
its pretty difficult. if it helps, thats a pretty high amount to get through. most professional writers only manage 500 words a day on average. try be less critical of your work.

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>>41201254
I wish

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What can be so spooky that it spooks a spooky ghost?

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>>41201469
her victim is jerking off to GhostFuckers

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>>41201469

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focks

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>>41201682
One of my favourite facts. What the fuck is this about though?

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>>41201556
>>41201724
Didn't mean to quote.

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>>41201724
very cute kat

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>>41201556

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>>41199060
>Young man forced to take responsibility after knocking up a dosen hags in Tallsbourgh in a fit of manlet rage.

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>41198681
>Retard still not banned
When jannynigger will do his job?

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>>41201745
>kat
You can't fool me, that's obviously a fox.

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>>41200513
Anon:Yer fond of me lobster ain't yer?
Lilim:what do you want from me?
Anon:say it.
Lilim:Are you insane?
Anon:Hhhaaaaaaaaaarrrrk

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>>41201733
Clozapine is an antipsychotic
So I assume waifu in your head disappearing from you taking your meds

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>>41198443
>the shortest succubus sex fantasy

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>>41201787
No damn olanzapine is strong enough to keep wine gote away

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if you get up early enough and are very quite, you can hear kiki's chirping

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>>41201556
AHAHAHAHA

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>>41201817
they do tend to be quite detailed, dont they? like overly specific. its never 'i want to fuck my husband in the amazon position', its always 'i want to share an aphrodisiac cocktail with my husband, consisting of Alarunian Pollen, Mantaciric, Black holst milk, and Neckbite. Then, I will fly him up to a lovehotel located in the highest quarter of the capital city, in which I will sit in bed with him, and we will kiss for 4 hours, starting to actually have sex as we do so after the first twenty minutes. Once we are done, we will drink more of the cocktail, and repeat until he is incubised. Then-' etc etc. Its not even like schedual dog autism, its just... obsession, really. not all succubi, obviously, but many.

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>>41201854
I demand you stop making fun of the most romantic monster

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>>41201947
>stop making fun of the most romantic monster
He's not making of elves so whar are you talking about

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>>41198443

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I can fix her

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Place the Flayer on your head
It'll be fine

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>>41200505
>shog
Meh
>caramel shog with silver hair who keeps her black sclera
OH YEAH

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>>41201782
If you had your way poor innocent sith lovers would get banned so go to hell, anon

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>>41201977
What is there to fix?

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>>41202006
Will I turn into a squid?

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>>41202029
Is that a bad thing?
Let your worries melt away along with your bones.

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>>41202026
fix as in "fix her with a dose of cum"

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>>41202029
do squids make funky tunes?

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>>41198490
why did she become smug?

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>>41198490
Lesser doesn't even mean anything though.

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>>41198490
Do they even get flack? I see no reason anyone, this thread in particular, would dislike them.

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>>41201854
>ask succubus if she wants to do something special tonight
>glint in her eyes tells you you fucked up big time
>after a trip to the mindflayer, you're walking into a small cafe where you'll "meet" the girl of your dreams and spend the next two and a half years in a whirlwind romance that ends with both of you married
>again
>because apparently handcuffs were just too boring

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>>41202026
She isn't pregnant

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>>41202029
Being a squid would be cool though, you can attach yourself to your wife and breathe underwater.

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>>41202038
>>41202115
I gladly would then

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>>41202026
I honestly don't know it just seems like the popular thing to say about an evil girl before instant loss happens

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>>41202143
look at how much shes enjoying it

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>>41202115
>Being a squid would be cool
Faggot

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>>41198894
Then you're having it better than my Lanklet ass

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>>41202143
Good choice, fellow monster boy to be.

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>>41202144
Hellhounds aren't evil! They're just very excited to show you how much they love you.

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>>41202182
you should not get angry at squidbros

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>>41202020
Back to /d/.

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>>41202194
But I don't love her.

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>>41202188
>monster boy
No, just monster. A shame Shog doesn't have a more monstrous transformation for the husband. But being slime-like is pretty cool I guess.

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>>41202188
Trying to bait again?

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>>41202229
I like Wendi's but mostly for the loli.

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>>41202194
Of course, they're evil. Just look at this face; she's totally imagining all the evil things she's going to do to anon's pelvis

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>>41202188
i wouldnt really call them monster boys, more just... thing. a 'monster boy' would have some humanoid parts of it. the closest there is to 'monster boy' is the husband of a shoggoth, but they dont even have any visible monsterous elements, so not even them. squids are simply squids, spiders are spiders, gaunt husbands are weird bodysuit producing arms/wings, etc. id like more abyssals, but its likely really hard to strike the balance between creepy and hot. KC did a great voice on all of them so far, though.

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>>41202306
I'm just fucking with the guy who gets angry over all the parts of mge he doesn't like.
Also wendigo either turns into an evil snowbeast or a coat or some combo

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>>41202306
Oh shit I forgot about the gaunts. Those are great too.

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>>41202306
This is the kind of fag who replies when people allow it

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>>41202323
ah. wise.

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>>41198443
Imagine tripping and falling into a sleeping fox's tails

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>>41202306
>the closest there is to 'monster boy' is the husband of a shoggoth, but they dont even have any visible monsterous elements
>tfw
But yes, I too would also like more abyssals. They're very unique in the setting.

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>>41202323
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>>41202410
i meant the husband's abyssal form has no visible monsterous parts. its all beneath the skin, the slime. to find out that theyre any different from a human, youd have to stab/shoot them, or ask them to walk out of a jail cell like the T1000.

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>>41202323
>teehee I'm trolling
please go back where you came from, we don't need shitposting retards like you here

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>>41202449
I know, that's what I'm kinda bummed about. Shogs are obsessed with merging with their husband, yet... don't really. Or can't.

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>>41202459
well when they fuck, they kinda do. mostly a mental merging, though. i like the layer of seperation the other ones have, though. i may be an abyss bro but i value my independence.

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These threads are getting close to a decade old

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ONE WITH SHOG, ONE WITH SHOG!

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>>41202505
*disclaimer: may not actually become one with shog

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You have wandered too far into the forests around Dragonia and attracted the attention of a feral hydra. You only have a few seconds to escape.

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>>41202575
Monsters should be nerfed

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>>41202382
Imagine tripping thanks to shrooms and see a lillim and chesh lecturing on how to carve the portal

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>>41202498
but wouldnt it be cool to become one terrifying abyssal creature with your wife for a bit

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[Anonymous No.]

I need a dark brave wight. Strong noblewomen make me hard.

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>>41202679
i got high recently. i like having one mind, thanks.

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>>41202725
lame

its not like it would even be permanent either

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>>41202732
5 hours was bad enough. if it was with her, id consider it.

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>>41202555
But what if I do not want to escape?

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>>41202817
wait a few seconds

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Imagine taunting succ by leaving your hand open for hand holding but never letting her touch you.

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>>41202732
All I want is to lay my head on some MGs thighs whole she tells me that everything is gonna be alright. Which MG has the best thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

I need hakus to teach me slowly about accounting

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>>41202732
All I want is to lay my head on some MGs thighs while she tells me that everything is gonna be alright. Which MG has the best thighs?

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>>41202942
owl mage, march hare, jub-jub, regular white rabbit. Those thing are like pillows

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>>41202942
Chicken bharpy, bunny, jabberwock

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>>41202382
[ufufu intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suck some cow tit

[Anonymous No.]

The Pharaoh has chosen (You)r face to be her throne! What do you do?

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>>41203086
Pray that she doesn't notice the syringe full of Apophis venom in my back pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a delinquent gyaru MG to bully me and help me get my life back on track.

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>>41203086
I reject human girls. I want fluffy sith bottom to give me toxoplasmosis gondii

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>>41203086
But I'm scheduled to give the Anubis superintendent a back massage! This is gonna conflict with her schedule!

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>>41203086
Put my earplugs in and run

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>>41203086
Ignore the dumb human in jewelry and walk away.

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>>41203122
'Tism Dog will get over it. Probably.

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>>41203086
Why is the pharaoh so mean?

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>>41203086
Tell her no

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>>41203185
mean? being a throne for a goddess is a high honor, anon

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>>41203185
She saw you getting all chumy with that sand shark at the market

[Anonymous No.]

In the world of rollergames there's room at the top for only one, and there's only one Static X: Destroyer.

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>>41203204
the correct answer. humans are not objects, and should not be treated as such.

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[Anonymous No.]

>"You. Yeah, you. Come over here. I'm gonna use your tongue to wash my abs."

[Anonymous No.]

I like eldritch horrors as wifes this is the purest relationship you can have, anyone can fuck a girl with fox ears but real men want to fuck a being beyond your comprehension.

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>>41203464
not eros approved at all. love's love, no need to get arbitrary.

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[Anonymous No.]

>taking a slow Sunday morning walk in the woods
>all around is what you come here for... serene tranquility
>the sunrise arrived not long ago, and your eyes are treated to a beautiful light show still lingering between the trees
>suddenly somewhere to your left a branch snaps - gently, almost hesitantly
>you look over to see a green-and-pink flash rapidly homing in to you
>a mantis girl, during no doubt their mating season
>you steady yourself and let her draw closer to confirm her intentions
>half a minute and a full magazine later, you watch the body finally go limp
>stand-your-ground law, lady
>now that you think of it, she probably didn't know what a law is
>thank Chief God someone else around did
>as the final reverberating echoes of gunshots cease, you continue with your now well-deserved stroll
>it really is a beautiful Sunday morning

[Anonymous No.]

Someone post better greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

Western orcs are a pretty good source of Ogre artwork but it's too bad that they'll still lack the horns. I've found occasional artwork where you can assume the horns are hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

Mantis girls would be very scary they just grab you and mouth rape you no questions asked just her eyes locked onto you

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>>41203553
they're usually just weird kuuderes in the off season.

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>>41203520
>Move to wonderland because earth is lame and you hate it
>All you seem to be able to find is an Alice
>"Hi mister!"
>You don't want to be mistered, you run.
>But bullshit wonderland physics mean she's always a step ahead of you
>"For real mister I wanted to have a low-key romance with you but you won't accept my gender unconditional love"
>Even here you can't escape the cultural osmosis
>Hate fuck her with tears in your eyes. At least she's still a monster.
>Wake up the morning after and the Alice has turned into a cute Cheshire loli
>Sigh of relief
>"That was bussin, mister! I'm uploading it to tiktok!"
>That part was real.

[Anonymous No.]

Illegal mofu seller

[Anonymous No.]

One of these things is not like the others.

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>fockin
>watchin the telly, right?
>news comes on, right?
>man on the telly starts talkin about this pure mad portal with pure mad monsters comin out a it
>an I'm like
>I dinnae hear that correctly
>but then one a them gets on the telly an just pure jumps on him
>an I'm like
>aight Deedee enough's enough, ye've been up twenty four hours yer in nae state tae be watchin telly, jus get yer head doon an we'll figure this out tomorrae
>so I turns off the telly an I heads tae me scratch
>wakes up at like four in the afternoon an there's a lady cleanin the house fer some reason
>but she's nae a regular lady, she's made a some pure mad purple stuff all covered in eyes an whatnot
>an I'm like
>this is it Deedee ye've lost the fockin plot man
>nae goin back now man ye've lost the plot fer good this time
>so I start's panickin an the girl's all like
>"Please don't panic, master"
>then she grabs ontae me an I'm like
>game over Deedee
>but she just holds ontae me an nothin happens
>so I starts calmin doon an I says tae her
>"here, is you one a them girls what the man was talkin about on the telly?"
>and she's like
>"Am I... That's right, master. I'm a monstergirl"
>an I'm like
>"aight cool"
>an I breathes a sigh a relief
>I wasnae mental after all

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>>41203520
>>/jp/thread/S23706872#p23717941

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>>41203586
good one, reminds me of:
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Ms Hellwan gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful beast in the forest
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Ms Hellwan cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Ms Hellwan pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>Seeing upon my distraction she seizes the initiative and begins raping me right at the table with glasses and plates clattering about

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>>41203610
You didn't even bother to edit this for mge.

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>>41203629
it's a repost of a greentext I saw here a few months ago

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>>41203464
real men dont dis other men for being into weirder things than them. we will be discussing this at the next abyssbro meeting.

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Please respond

[Anonymous No.]

OJOUSAMA EROTIC

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>>41203655
>even drew her pinky up
It's those details

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>>41203654

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203655
Small ojou erotic

[Anonymous No.]

I just need a big strong minotaur to spend all my time with
I want to make her smile

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[Anonymous No.]

How fat do you like your monsters?

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>>41203750
I like em pretty chunky

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>>41203750
either the left choice, or synecdoches huge girl bodytypes. If the belly is ever farther out than the tits that's a no go.

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL fluff the tails.

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>>41203750
Like that, I would molest those damn elves

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[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a woodpecker-except with floof

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>>41203750
A bit of chub is nice sometimes, but I usually prefer them skinny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203750
I don't mind big girls. That means they're good cooks then.

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>>41203750
>when elves find out that you can get your dinner delivered to you instead of making salads all day

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>>41203857
But dies that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203750
maybe a touch more tone to the belly

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>>41203750
Define "fat".

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>>41203864
Sandworm carapaces don't count as fat. They're literally exoskeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203750
Big enough to somewhat fit into her old high school uniform but not zip up all the way.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41203888
That face

[Anonymous No.]

weed make mewant the worm

[Anonymous No.]

Baphos have been fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203945
needs some wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203936

[Anonymous No.]

Centipede girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203945
>>41203957
why can't baphos have feathery wings like the commonly-used depiction of Baphomet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203981
what's stopping you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41203967
What about her?

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>>41204010
are her centipede bits squishy on the underside, or are they still the insect exoskeleton?

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck this thread is awful, the fuck happened here??

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204040
You went missing when we needed you the most and now the forces of evil won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204040
I know right. The pedophiles are at it again.

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao I want Ms haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204010
I find this to be better than snake, long body but also bug is to perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204010
She's cute and creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204091
it'd take me a while to get over the scuttling, scrabbling sounds of her legs on hard surfaces

[Anonymous No.]

dragon boss takes care of her employess

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>>41204103
I'd but cute little shoes on each of her little feet to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204115
you ever feel like she considers you her property?

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>>41204208
Dragons like to take weak men and obsess over them, right? Or am I misremembering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204115
She even gives you her "special" coffee.

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>>41204214
it's a thing that can happen if they dodge the mere female lizard status

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>>41204227
Nothing wrong with having a brave dragon wife who gets anxious when you aren't on her back or on your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204115
Then why does she make me clean her pool on the weekends instead of giving me the day off?

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>>41204115
Is that why she hired me as the smut artist for the company?

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>i want this
>I want that
You don't get to "want" anything, all you get to do is get on the table as a dark elf gets the CBT equipment out
All men are dark elf property and they need to learn that the easy way or the hard way

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>>41204422
Wrong, I'm Amazoness property.

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>>41204422
Wrong, I'm Vampire property.

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>>41204430
smug nerd birb needs to be put in her place

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204422
I think dark elves play up this sadism nonsense to scare men into the arms of other monsters who need help getting laid.

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>>41204422
Wrong, I'm Hellhound property.

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>>41203750
Varying levels, a decent number of which I do not post and do not talk about in this thread for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204422
Wrong, I'm Titania property.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41204422
Rides past on my Cent-waifu and laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204594
handsome gentlemen. i wonder if he could give me any types on looking distinguished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204422
Wrong I'm my own property

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>>41204607
I meant >>41204570 but she is also very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204570
me in the back

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>>41204422
Wrong, I'm bicorn property. The dark elf just has me on rental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204422
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

Go sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204675
senko it's 8:30

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>>41198443
Does anybody happen to have any old less/p01ntless art they'd be willing to share? I'm making an archive. I'll also take old art in general, cause why not.

Oh yeah and yba if you're reading please come back, or at least respond to my pastebin message, miss u bro

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>>41204422
I didn't min-max into spell casting to not get a Balrog and end up with a Dark Elf who's ass is flatter than a board of wood. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204685
That's my senko, not yours. And it's 1:35 here.

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>>41204722
I bet your senko makes out with girls

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>>41204422
NO I will NOT be forced into a scheduled Cuddle Behavioral Therapy and you don't have ANYTHING to force me to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204757
I am a firm supporter of harems doing stuff with each other while not being fucked by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204775
me too, i dont have the energy to do that constantly, and occasional 1 on 1 snuggles would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204422
Nah, I belong to the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>41198443

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204775
Pretty much, its just them getting ready for the hubby to get back.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/8Y1g7zRNRZU

[Anonymous No.]

Queen of Hearts called you a wanker.
What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204841
im sorry for no speakie enlgish goode, i come form southern place. it no have much money so I move here. im sorri for not eing so gud

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41204841
Jack off in her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204841
ignore her and start hitting on the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204841
>Maybe but I ain't wanking to you, that ass is far too flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204889

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>>41204841
Lock her out of the internet until September 19th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204841
get her arrested by her own guard cause she hurt my feelings while in wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204914
What would kikis be like in wonderland?

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>>41204960
Maids but kinkier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41198443

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>>41204693
found this recently. Very nice booba

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no slavic kiki milk maid to have fresh milk for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205044
>ywn be kept within the safety of foxhound tails

[Anonymous No.]

I need tall, muscled, and extremely busty girls to be staff for my store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204960
very strict and pink
would smack you upside the head for dirtying her floor with one hand while serving you horny tea with the other

[Anonymous No.]

good evening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205094
good evening, that nuki looks suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205094
how ya doing, college has kept me from drawing all that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204693
>>41205078
got another for ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>41204819
That foxes ears are almost larger than her tails, what a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205390
milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205044
>>41205390
Is this a fox, a hellhound or a manticore?

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>>41205463
Yes. Well, it's a kitsune+hellhound mix or "mofuhound" or "hellkitsune" (or something like that) as the commissioner called it. Not a manticore, no idea where you go that from lol.

less did love hybrid girls in general though, so here's another

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205501
ANON THE ADVERTISERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205501
pinocheticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205506
hey man advertisers gotta blow of steam too yknow, i'm just helping them out

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205501
I wouldn't want to be the cop who has to write her a ticket for indecent exposure

[Anonymous No.]

Is somebody looking for a lactomancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205510
two flowers, intermingling, on a hot summer day, while pure anon watched as his innocent was shattered
>>41205513
im looking for milky monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205513
Yes, I need to fill my court with a specific style of monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster in the closest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205510
>>41205501
>>41205390
well anyway I'd love to keep spamming classic art but I don't wanna use up all the images, we only got a few left.

I'm working on making both a less archive and an archive for old art, if you wanna see that hit me up at [e-mail] and I'll share it with you

>>41205516
Have some mantimilk before i hit the road in that case
wonder what mantimilk would taste like
probably rape

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41205543
Why does he look like the No Way Fag guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205539
Man I wish I had a monstergirl to milk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205539
By machine is so cold and sterile. Where are the warm and gentle hands, fingers pinched around the nipples and massaging breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205094
Please ma'am, you know I can't afford the rent. Just give me a few more days and I'll have it, I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205582
Anon, go to that bicorn that keeps looking at ya, you can make rent and leave to get a big ass mansion if you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205582
>Please ma'am, you know I can't afford the rent.
You definitely can.

[Anonymous No.]

Good Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, remember to eat properly to avoid anemia.
Vampires WILL get you a dietician if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

marry elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205662
nah i feel like drinking milking and only eating meat, raw meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205662
nope, beer and wings for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205668
I want the marry the haughtiest elf there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205668
*turn elves into sexthralls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205714
even if she uses your face as a throne? all while "hohoho"ing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205734
no, elves are for loving marriages

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205739
If that's what it takes to get to hear that laugh every day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205807
Please stop spamming this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205844
What is she locked up for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205880
The very worst of crimes, loitering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205880
battery

[Anonymous No.]

Tall monsters can and will just pick you up and take you to their home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205892
I'm glad brave police like Officer McWan keeps the streets safe from those criminals

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205927
I really like those 1980's PSA she does, warning new human males who get portal'd about the dangers of strange monsters offering rock cds and millawaukees beast ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205925
>try to run from your new home
>she just picks you up and puts you on the top shelf
>now you can't escape
this is bullshit, who can save us men from tall monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205960
I'm fucking diving head first off it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205955
I'm going to run up to her while she is doing a new PSA and propose to her on camera!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205880
Anon looked away from his hotdog for a second to grab a napkin and she wolfed it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205927
Police wans corrupt. They plant condoms on men so they can arrest them for possession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205964
Sounds like a one way ticket to being carried in a harness like pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205925
gonna climb her like a tree to get those tits

[Anonymous No.]

Dark elves are very prideful
You must break her by holding her hand in public and telling her you love her very much and throw in some hugging now she'll know her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205992
well maybe they should have accepted their invitation for a donut date, now they will only get donuts after the 5 hour "interrogation"

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with rape-horse centaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206034
bag of distraction carrots. handy for march hares and wererabbits too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41202505
>ONE WITH SHOG
That's a lie. It's never one with shog.
You take one shot and next thing you know you've drank the entire bottle and shog is snuggling next to you talking about her conspiracy theories and showing her conspiracy theory logbook with pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206131
>So you see mastah, the Kikimoras, in association with the Rand Corporation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206131
Shog sounds fun. And I doubt they're conspiracies with Shog, but fact. She'd probably have all kinds of weird esoteric knowledge to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206131
>getting shoggpilled about the kiki conspiracy of enslaving mastah
good thing shoggy would never lie

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>>41205925
>walking down sidewalk
>feet suddenly not on the ground anymore
>still moving forward
>look up
>huge monster has picked you up
>acts like nothing out of the ordinary is happening
>she starts trotting faster

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>>41204422
If all dark elves were erased, it would not be a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206146
>Shoggy, why does everything have to be conspiracies with you?
>Not conspiracies. Conspiracy. Singular. Reaching back to Ancient Zipangu, there's been a single cabal of powerful individuals directing the course of maid history. But the common mastah prefers to believe they don't exist, which aids their success.
>But the spread of arachne-oriented coffee bars? Pharaohs outpacing apophi? And fox bands? Come on! Who would gain from all this?
>Who indeed.

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>>41206350
Now I'm imagining Shoggy in a blue trenchcoat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Invite shog
>House starts melting
How do I stop this, why is my house melting and growing eyes? why do I feel like I'm being watched 24/7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206362
Kuudere and slightly sutistic shog who always says weirdest things with dead seriousness would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206350
>>41206391
For me, The Question will always be a zen pugilist and not a conspiracy theorist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206363
But that's the best part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205925
Not if you pick them up first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41205608
I'm gonna let you guys in on a secret. Yes, I want to sniff danuki breath, but I also wanna sniff her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206350
When your Shogmaido can see non-linear time, she will always set to be at your doorstep 15minutes before that pesky Kikimora who was sent to entrap Mashtah into the Kiki-MereReptilian-(((Danuki))) conspiracy.
>plus shoggi has next weeks lotto numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206350
>Shoggy sometimes you miss the forest for the trees. Yes there are individuals but it's not a coincidence that 98% of them are danukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206350
But who are these supreme illuminated ones?
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206362
Is her vision augmented or wears sunglasses at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206703
>Silly mastah, you havent lived long enough to grasp the larger picture if you think the danukis arent a front of puppets being strung along by the real committee

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206757
Her face is blank

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206750
Lizardwomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206767
>committee
The Demon Titty Committee

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206783
The demon lord's succubus fanclub that supported her x the hero day 1

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girls want to make you a househusband
This is why Human women are failing, they don't even carry you what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206850
We just don’t know.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206876
The only cause for cencern is that she's still a womanlet. Or demonlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41206881
the dude could be freakisly tall
and even then, its like the conversion of dog sizes, the smaller theyare, the mre prone to violence

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>>41206890
So by your theory its the 5'7 kobold we should fear and not the 7'1 hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

MOKEYS PAW
you get living armor waifu
BUT
she talks like Echoes act 3

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>>41206757
Both.
God damn it now I need to commission that pic.

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>>41206904
>F-U-C-K
You know what? Yes, I would, without a doubt.

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>>41206895
An 8ft hound has nothing to prove.
A womanlet kobold will take anything at all as a provocation.

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>>41206923
>An 8ft hound has nothing to prove.
what about that she can have a side to her other than "imposing rape machine?"

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>>41206904
Let's bang da hoe

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>>41206934
That comes at its own pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>You startled the Witch.

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>>41206938
>When your living armor wife is also a cuckqueen

[Anonymous No.]

>whip dick out on glass
>watch horny hellhound become horny and enraged she can't reach me
>????
>profit

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>>41206701
>Anon has to put in only 6 of Shoggi's 7 winning numbers plus a wrong number in the MGC Lotto
>because he wants the $1m Gold 2nd Prize
>not the 'Single marriageable Anon' 1st prize all the other mamonos are aiming for.

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>kikis are so terrifyingly good at their jobs that shogs need to come up with ridiculous conspiracy theories to cope
The asolute state of non-eucledian slime

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>>41207364
i misread this and due to being tired thought for a moment that you were calling kiki's some form of solid slime.

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>>41207400
>Kikis comes from shogs and are just created so that they can have a rival so that more people talk about them
IT'S ALL SHOGS! ALL THE WAY DOWN!

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>>41207415
thats why you submit to foxes.
they dont waste your time with trivial forced drama.
they just wanna chill, have sex, and get tail brushings.

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>>41207415
the plan works too well
>kikis supplant the shogs and just take over al the suburban and nobility households
>and nobody suspects a thing because they 're too busy molesting their new kiki meidos
Imagine being a shog, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I exist to brush kitsune tails
I exist to produce more kitsunes
I wake up so I can get started on giving fox wife her 10th baby
I won't stop until my penis explodes and I cannot physically produce baby batter.

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>>41207495
Observe, the terminal stage of fluffbrain - there is no hope for this anon anymore.
Just one huff? say no to mofu, it never ends at just one huff.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't look into the grand kikimora conspiracy or you'll get a visit from the Kikis in Black, and they have ways of changing your mind.

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>>41207229
The lottery is a (((Tanuki))) trick.
The 'Single Anon' prize always goes to one of the cabal, and he's only there to pay off his (((debts))).
Often, if they haven't trapped some gullible new Anon, they just put out pics of some random Anon and his new waifu and the pappaRatas just print the fakenews pretending she was the lotto winner.

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>>41207535
Only hope is that anons accept the truth, mofu is eternal.

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>>41207594
>also known as 'the cleaners'
>sent by baba yaga herself o deal with especially problematic cases
>kuudere, highly trained, can kill you in fifty different ways
>dutiful, highly trained, can reorganize household in 50 different ways (feng shui autism optional)
>passionate, highly trained, can make you cu

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>>41206350
>Who?
Theory: the votes for KC concentrating on doing the game first was part of the conspiracy to delay the promised release of the GreyAlien-girl profile.
>hmmm....

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>>41204422
Correct. I'm dark elf property

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>>41204422
I am the property of minotaurs

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>>41207720
>tfw you break into their hq
>They are in high alert
>You broke in for foord but promptly collapsed due to being to weak

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>>41207720
>be >>41207680 Anon
>BabaYaga Kiki sends out her best CleanerKiki to clean the leak
>no escape for Anon, trapped in his dirty apartment, backed into the unmopped kitchen against the sink full of dirty dishes and food delivery containers
>even the muzzle of the Kiki's suppressed pistol aimed at Anon's forehead is immaculately clean with just a light sheen of oil
>"Zo, do you haf any lazt rekvestz?"
>"Uh, I'd like to have at least three daughters with you."
>now Anon is sworn to never tell what he knows, including never telling their daughters HIMYM

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I'm the property of whatever mamono eats me first. Hopefully it's a sandworm or lamia. Maybe a jabberwock. I hope I spawn in the sand dunes of a sandworm infested desert.

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>>41207594
Teach this Kiki proper trigger discipline.

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>>41207930
>happily married Anon
>their apartment is spotless
>their 3 Kiki daughters are well behaved, doing well in school, team sports
>their 'Granny' BabaYaga dotes on them, spoils them with sweets, and teaches them old slavic songs from her youth
>sometimes Anon comes home to freshly baked fruit pies and tries to ignore the fresh blood splatter on his waifus blouse
>or when one daughter's uniform has an errant thread and a karambit flashes out from under her apron to fix it
>
>one night after the girls have been tucked in, Anon is in bed reading a book of mamono lore
>"Hey, honey, it says here that the DemonLord made it so mamonos can't hurt humans, only other mamonos..."
>"Ya, iz zhe rulez, zo?"
>"So, that day, when we met... you, me, with that big pistol..."
>"Ach, ya. I vazn't going to schoot you, it vas juzt for zhe rape correktion."
>Anon's Kiki turns over with a smile

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>>41208037
>...until you are ready to shoot.
/k/ spergs always miss the second part

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mmmhips

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>>41208105
She doesn't look like she's ready to shoot to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Accidently sign a demon's contrat and get a wife

[Anonymous No.]

with an abcass and 400 cakes you can summon the oldest and meatiest demons

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>>41207720
>Drugged out of your mind on a special aphrodisiac mix as the Kiki rides you ragged while reading the documents you typed up on the conspiracy.
>"This is all so silly, don't you agree? There's no Baba Yaga. Cum if you agree."
>Your mind goes blank as your body obeys her words and you cum inside of her.
>Still rock hard as she traces lazy circles on your chest.
>"Now.....tell me more about your sources and I'll show you what I can do with my tounge.

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jiangshi kiki maid?

[Anonymous No.]

the Lava Realm - Wonderland cultural exchange is going poorly. Those fire people are very ruff.

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>>41208119
that line where legs attach to torso. Very erotic.

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>>41208261
Cheshire should definitely ceshHIRE someone to be her bodyguard.

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>Adventurer jonny and his female parnter enter the demon realm to vanquish the demonlord and her husband
>Get to the frone room
>DL doing the dracula slouch
>"Young ones, Im impressed you made it this far, I know what you are here for, but does it have to be that way?"
Finish the scene

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>>41208081
>be Anon
>comes home early
>living room is a mess, furniture overturned, vases broken on the floor
>crashing sounds in the kitchen
>Anon walks in
>his Kiki-waifu is fighting off a set of Kunoichi assassins with a frying-pan and a thin stiletto
>Anon nonchalantly walks through, opens the fridge, drinks directly out of the milk carton
>distracted the trio freeze in confusion
>Kiki reaches past Anon, grabs her tazer from the door top-shelf...
>
>afterwards, as she drags the three unconscious bodies out to the dumpster, the Kiki scolds her Anon
>"You juzt walkz in and doez zhat - you could haf been killt!"
>Anon shrugs, "Nope, 'zhe rulez', remember?"
>"Nyet, not zheze knife-ratz. Ifz zhe BabaYaga seez you drinkz vrom zhe karton, she vill loze her schitt..."

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>>41208343
>the frone room
The slave room?

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to be pet of a noble mamono.

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>>41208343
I promised Sally we'd have the most epic battle arena ever for our tiebreaker duel, and what could be more epic than the Demon Lords' own throne room? Now please, keep your bets to yourselves, this is between the two of us, and I apologize in advance for any broken walls.
>and then Anon and Sally dueled with both sword and spell, while DL and her husband watched, nostalgically remembering their younger days.
>afterwards, Anon and Sally were almost fined for trespassing, but the charges were waived because their performance inspired DL and her husband to make another batch of lilims

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>>41208610
>Royal monster girls buys a salve
>She makes him her pet slave
>All he does is pet her whenever she wants to and call her a good girl
>Anon is... more than fine with his
Now pet her womb with your cock

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>>41208609
>no holes for her horns
very cute

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>>41208609
this dragon comes from our holy cutness

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>>41208658
The royal mamono rubs the salve on her slave...

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>>41208343
the DL spins wheel, and what everit stops on is what she turns the female into
then she for feeds jonny a raging mushroom and leaves the room probably to go fuck her husband

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>>41208343
She sics her guards on them and goes back to working on the goddamn portals already

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>>41208119
Hips are erotic, even young lolis should have nice ones.

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>>41208712
it was probably a well timed break for her

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>>41208689
I can totally see her doing this, after several dozens of times, you just have to spice things up instead of the traditional monologues exchange.

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>>41208343
>just start chess boxing them

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>>41208755
she doesn't have to do much, they're all fucked up after traversing the royal makai

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a picture of a snow leopard girl biting her own tail?

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>>41208689
I say instead of wheel spinning, its based on how pimpressive the fight is
on a scale of devil bug to the female gets to choose

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>>41208769
nom

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>>41208767
Sure she could hide and wait until the woman monsterizes and does her thing, but where's the fun in that?
Bonus points for flashy lights, confetti and general TV quiz show hijinks while the duo is completely dumbstruck

[Anonymous No.]

watching your beastwomans int drop in real time as estrus sets in

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>>41208777
Thank you friend

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki or Shog maid making rude sexual remarks about you, sniffing your underwear, and groping you whenever she gets a chance because she knows she knows she'll get away with it because you can't find a replacement to hire and you secretly like it

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>>41208716
i beg you please leave me alone

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>>41208860
also cause i do it back to her as well as manhandle

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>>41208965
so often artists are mistaken that i'd rather see some flat ass than a huge mass of tails for the backview

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>>41208979
seems like a probelm for japanese artists. do they fear fat ass or something?

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>>41208965
i swear they get worse at dressing themselves every day

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>>41208996
Tofubrain. Happens to 'em all

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>>41208860
>Kiki makes you exercise with her in the buff and makes comments about how fuckable you're becoming.
>Shoggy grows tentacles from everywhere to caress you when you're not looking

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>>41209011
no wonder it manifests in the old ones so much

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>>41208860
>kiki and shog maid start wearing more and more revealing clothing to see who'll get Mastah hot and bothered enough to stop being so professional
>Mastah already plans to fuck them both but likes seeing their friendly competition

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>>41209021
no offence to the girl but those eyebrows are a crime

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>>41209022
ms shog is always naked, the slime just looks like clothes. kind of like ms hatter with her mushrooms

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>>41208906
It's not the same when one of you doesn't pretend to not like it.

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>>41209033
i might be mistaken but im 99% sure these are actual clothes, and the hat of the hatter is a detachable part of her

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>>41208343
>"you came all this way here and didnt kill ANY monsters because all they wanted to do was love, not fight."
>"and yet. you are still here, ready to fight me. dont you see your hypocrisy?"
>"you have seen just what really goes on with us and yet you still swear allegiance to the order's misplaced prosecution. dont you want to be free?"
>"normally we would fight, and the end of it results in the female of the couple that came here becoming a monster..."
>"buuuut im a little tired right now and my husband has been waiting for me to come to our room for a few hours now"
>the DL stands up and starts walking to a exit near the back of the room
>"so now im going to let one of my younger children have some fun"
>"she is a tinkerer and has been wanting to try out a new gun"
>"a mamano mana implanter i think she called it? it looks like a water gun."
>"she also seems VERY interested in earth, im sure you've heard about that planet while you two worked your way here."
>"we can only observe it from the outside for now. our true goal is to open a portal so that the males there can be freed, their females are quite... inadequate"
>"but thats besides the point, she isnt intrested in the males there. instead earth humans love to come up with monsters of their own, she has latched onto one of them..."
>"i forgot the name but they are like squids... kinda. there are also octopi just like them. the two races are much too feisty for my interest so i didnt pay much attention or bother turning anyone into them"
>"anyways she used her machines to turn herself into one, i expect she is going to have a lot of sex to spread it around once she gets used to the body."
>"for now however, do put up a good fight. she hasnt had a chance to use her special gun yet"
>"have fun~ i know i will once i get to my room"
>and the demon lord exits the room, as she locks the door something comes crashing through a giant window at the back of the room
>when the object lands on the throne it gets covered in a substance that looks like some form of liquid mana.
>and in an instant the DLs aforementioned daughter pops out of the mana and aims at the female of the couple...

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>>41208346
>Anon tries to help his Kiki clean up before the girls get back from school
>Anon puts her sword back in the broomcloset, the throwing knives in the flower arrangement by the front door
>while the Kiki straightens the furniture, sweeps up the broken vases, mops up the spilled water
>their daughters get home just as the Kiki puts her folding crossbow in the umbrella stand, and she tucks her tazer back into the fridge as she pours her girls their after-school orange juice.
>Anon takes the carton from her, takes a sip and put it back in the fridge
>he kisses her fluffy neck and whispers in her pointy ear
>"You know watching you do all that Kiki-fighting and the kids don't realize their Mother is a Cleaner is really hot..."
>Kiki sent the girls to go play outside.

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>>41209066
the only way to know for sure is to lick her hat and see if she feels it

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>>41209087
>the three Kikis climb stealthily up the drainpipe
>just like Grandma BabaYaga showed them in JuniorCleaner training
>they peek in the window like good little agents, taking mental notes of all the Kiki tricks they see being performed inside
>their Mama Kiki pretends she doesn't see them and keeps riding her Anon, but BabaYaga trained her well too

[Anonymous No.]

Paradise is found within the mouth of a sandworm!

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the sludge dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

What part about mge makes you like it more than other monstergirl settings?

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>>41209274
the bit about how minotaurs are big lazy snugglers who love cuddling and eating meat but are also unstoppable rapemachines that could probably pull your head off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209274
No dryfishing, for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209274
Well the part where you don't get killed, tortured, enslaved, or vored is pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209307
What would happen if you showed a Shikibus doujin to an MGE succ?

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>>41209274
Because they actually love you and think you're the best person in the entire world despite whatever flaws you might have. Also they don't cheat and want to have lots of babies with you.

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>>41209274
The fact that it's not shit like 90% of other monster girl settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209327
>don't get vored
Sandworm-Chan is sweating nervously in the background

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>>41209329
How to cause a mass portal event the moment you tell them that there are people that actually like this

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how the dynamic between kobolds and werewolves play out. Do werewolves think less of kobolds because their ancestors broke down and submitted to humans? But are also secretly jealous men absolutely adore them, even The Order puritans?

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>>41209350
Poor sandworm-chan.

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>>41209274
>What part about mge makes you like it more than other monstergirl settings?
- No faggotry
- The girls don't objectively deserve to be killed
- Sexy lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209329
>"so they just kill random nerds over and over again instead of cultivating one giga mana battery via mana feedback loop? what a bunch of retards"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209327
>or vored

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>>41209374
I'll let her eat me if it means I can make her smile and protect her smile!

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>>41209274
For me, it's that you're never forced into something you really don't want. Want a hag? That's fine, the sabbath may disagree but they're not ones to get in the way of true love. Want a submissive wife? The hellhounds would rather go for someone easier anyway. Want to remain human? (yes I know about incubi but they're virtually the same) That's fine, no chaos girls or theriomorphosis potions for you. Want a harem without a bicorn? Whatever the fuck you want. Even when an monstergirl rapes you it's because the both of you are perfect for each other.

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>>41209042
Sadly summer is at an end, I'll just have to settle with seeing her in sweaters and jeans for now.

[Anonymous No.]

Sandworms probably smell bad inside, but it's worth it since it means you basically get a living, mining drill for a wife who produces a life-extending drug from her, uhhh excretions. You're gonna be hella rich. Besides, you'll become nose blind to smell after some time anyways.

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>>41209274
Comfy, has mindflayers, and I dont really know any others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209485
>sadly summer is at an end
It was like she was looking at walking garbage.

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>>41209510
Listen, as much as I enjoy winter, I will miss running outside with no shirt.

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>>41209510
Winter sucks

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>>41209536
Winter sucks if you don't have a whitehorn and/or yeti to spend it with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209536
this is true. people who like winter either have a yeti to warm them, or are picturing an idealised version of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209536
Winter swallows

[Anonymous No.]

Post comfy yeti pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209582
Comfy is optional. Cuddling is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209582
Be careful with this one, she gets bitey when it's cold out

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209601
That's a big yeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209274
as confusing and bewildering as it may be, this>>41209327

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>>41204841
Is the queen of hearts an Alice turned Lilim? Or is she just a loli Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209708
she's a lilim who turned herself into an alice the same way an alice is just what happens when a lolibaba gets too old.

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>>41209708
"Alice" is a mutation, sort of like "Arch". Alp exists in a similar vein, but has more to do with monsterization methodology.
Any species of monstergirl could probably have an Alice variant. Definitely, for anything in the Inma (Succubus) family.

tl;dr She's an Alice Lilim

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So the news decided to tell me it was independance day for ST.kitts and Nevis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209797
>Any species of monstergirl could probably have an Alice variant
>Amazoness Alice that's always on her first time of getting defeated and fucked senseless

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>>41209846
Cute, looks like a good wife material

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209846
She just wanted to have practice sex with anon

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>>41209873
Can't believe KC gave into the ntr guys and added a one night stand girl.

[Anonymous No.]

What are monster girls do with miseryfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209886
Engage them in debates about why life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209886
Penal impregnation(s) until morale improves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209536
Like it or not its coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209846
Big tiddy JK GF wife that makes sure I'm happy but engaging in repeat, casual marriage beddings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209886
Misery loves company

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209886
>What are monster girls do

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209923
>homework
PleAse NO I DONT WANNA DO IT I DOT WANNA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209937
You can always ask that Manticore in glasses for help

She'd just milk you under the table though

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209923
I'm too old for homework, EOP-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209962
But I don’t think want to do homework tho

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[Anonymous No.]

I will never fall for fox tricks.

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>>41209962
>ask nerdcore to help you with your homework
>go sit in the library together
>she positioned herself across the table, the tablecloth covers the view underneath
>actually takes your exercise book and starts filling it in herself because it's faster this way
>all goes well, she's completely occupied with the homework while you do fuck all until you feel something squishy messing with your pants
>you knew this was too easy
>there's a bunch of other people around including some teachers, have to endure the milking as to not make a mess or attract attention
>she didn't look up even once, just casually did your homework while milking you dry
>at least in the end you got A+ for this homework
Trading favors with class nerds is always profitable

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>>41209730
its perfect, thank you for posting this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209923
I graduated college years ago and I still have times I wake up in a panic thinking I've slept through an exam. Pls Miss Hakutaku, no more...

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>>41202094
Better than that time she wanted to larp a slasher movie and stalked anon through the woods for a week before raping him

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know where I can get a copy of How to Train Your Wan? I know it's banned but my neighbor keeps stopping by unannounced and I think the book may save me a broken pelvis

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>>41208343
>the frone room
anon what the fuck

my sides

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>>41210031
we know

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>41210366
goddamn I love dead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210366
Had to mow and I need a very buff and very busty banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210401
>very buff banshee
She's crying cause you're not kissing her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

And fall in love

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>>41210422
Thats because I have to start at her cheek and work my way down.
She's a very big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41209510
Taking Ice Queen-san to Yeti’s cuddle classes until she softens up and turns into a cuddlebug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210429
It's hard to move on from her bicep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41207930
>>41208081
>>41208231
>>41208346
How does one get the Baba Yaga Kikimora to meet with them? Preferably at a nice restaurant downtown where I can wow her with my singing?

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>>41210462
Her biceps, her chest, they're quite difficult to move beyond.

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>>41210473
apologies anon, babayaga kiki's time has passed. Of course she has many daughters and granddaughters and trainees to fill in her shoes but sadly, that's how it is.

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>>41210504
>babayaga died a few hundred years ago, she and her husband just wanted to see what was next and clean the afterlife
>her linage still acts as if she is alive today, in a almost cult like fashion
these kikis seems a little defunct.

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>>41210575
now to be fair, the cult has protected babayaga's core tenets and teachings which is the reason why the cleaners have their ferocious reputation
and let's not forget baba's life and her contributions during the most turbulent of times-the DL's ascension

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>>41198443

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>>41209269
Calling her sludge dragon is a good way to get sludged.

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[Anonymous No.]

>What are you having today?

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>>41210756
Milk with a side order of milk, along with a tall glass of milk with just a dash of milk. Also can I get some dipping milk please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210756
You as my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>marry a succubus or witch in a sabbath
Who here on the realistic expectations train?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210756
Salmon Filet

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Imagine what kinds of cute ways loli Wights could use their claws as a light, like dimly illuminating her nude body in the dark for you.

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>>41210791

[Anonymous No.]

>I AM NOT A MORON
>Could a moron break your pelvis? Could a moron do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210878
Yes

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>>41210822

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Is KC ever going to update his game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210878
I'm about to turn that moron into a MOM-ron!

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>>41210627
>huge chest
>trainee badge on her scarf
>already knows hammerspace magic
she's perfect i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210691
I love sexo high heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41210787
I can accept an average succ, she can get ripped later.

[Anonymous No.]

>go shopping with hellhound wife
>she keeps picking out hoodies and coats with hoods while telling me how cute I'd look in them
>insist that I try them on
>always picks red ones
>says she does it cause she knows it's my favorite color
>my favorite color is blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>41211049
Oh shit. Just made me realize monstergirls would genderswap a lot of media.
>beauty and the beast
>little red riding hood
>mulan
>snow white

[Anonymous No.]

>>41211066
I'd like to see genderswapped twilight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41211049
Dogs are colorblind. She's trying her best.

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>>41211049
>says she does it cause she knows it's my favorite color
>my favorite color is blue
that's just husband abuse
you should tell your wife to stop being abusive or else you'll need "counselling" sessions with Dr. Flayer

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>>41211049
>>41211066
>Tarzan

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>>41211066
Jungle book would be a good one

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>>41211095
>huge lamia trying to "eat" a little boy

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>>41211066
Little Red Riding Kun is a classic for wans, Little Red Riding Kun is going to through the forest to visit his sick widowed grandpa and take him some Carl's Jr and Beer, along the way he meets the big bad wan of the forest who suggests to little red riding kun a short cut, to make a long story short, little red riding kun and the big bad wan make it to grandpa's house together and discover grandpa with the big bad wans even bigger badder mother to both of their surprise.

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>>41211143
Just don't look in here eyes or you'll be entranced

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>>41211066
>dragonheart

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>>41211143
>>41211163
Beargirl is gonna bring the smackdown.

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>>41211169
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

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https://nichegamer.com/my-mermaid-announced/

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>>41211074
Already exists

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>>41211075
Dogs see fewer colors than humans, but they can tell red apart from blue.

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If lust is a sin, then why do angels dress in such slutty clothes? And don't tell me it's a "test of faith".

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>>41211243
jesus christ that sounds so fucking hot. Why does western media not serve this niche.

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>>41211154
"Little Bratty Charcoal Wolf and The Big Bad Human" is the superior monstergirl fable.

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>>41211240
reminds me of the "virtual aquarium" games but now instead of your screen being full of fishies it's fish-girls
very nice. shame there's not much info on it.

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>>41211307
>Little Bratty Charcoal Wolf
My sides that's good.

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>>41211283
>Help I said 'Hi' to a succ and she won't stop making this face

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>>41211270
Questioning an angel like that is grounds for rape correction

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Pretty cheeky for someone that still play with your granny doll

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>>41211408
>monster girls treat eye contact as official marriage proposal and consent for sex
My perfect ability to avoid eye contact will save my virginity

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>>41211456
You could just wear mirror shades, since they won't be able to tell. Best part is that they also reverse any would be eye-contact spells.

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>>41208119
My, my body is moving on its own, I can't stop but place my head on her lap! I'm done for anons...

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>>41211270
i'm pretty sure elves and angels go to the same clothes store

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>>41209937
maybe if you had some motivation

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>Hand over ye treasure!

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>>41211606
no

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>>41211606
Ma'am this is an oil tanker.

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>>41211527
Maybe but it sucks tho. I don’t wanna want to. I wanna just draw. But I heard you get taken by things in the dark if you don’t do your homework

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>>41211631
Black gold is a treasure.

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>>41211606
Yo

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>>41208119

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HYDRODYNAMIC

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>wight ohohos when you cum into her

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>>41211606
>Shiver me booty!

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Just what are those dastardly foxes planning?

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>>41211710

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>>41211710
>>41211847
>wight waifu gets especially snooty and insolent
>pin her down and remind her of her zombie days
does she do it on purpose?

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>>41211710
I would instantly lose to a tall dual drill hair wight that haughty laughs out of joy

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Find me the monster girl for me
I want to be raped
I want to be forced into sex
I want them to fuck me without consent
I want her to fuck me without request.
any of them that fit these tastes?

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>>41211834
How to secure the US's strategic tofu reserves.

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>>41211938
Manticore but you have to act like you don't want it.

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How does captain anon resist the machinations of deep space monsters?

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>>41212052
He's old as dirt, seen and done everything, nothing phases him anymore
also he has a cool coat as any self respecting captain should

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>>41211938
Weresheep, all you have to do is fall asleep.

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I hate how little insect girls are out there I need more!

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I want to be kissed without my feet touching the ground.

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ded

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>>41212295
I'm thinking of that buff Banshee again that was mentioned earlier. Would be nice to be princess carried or pinned down by her.

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Take the Sally

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Moo

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>>41212312
The best bit is if she has a pouty/crying expression as she does so.`

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>>41203575

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>>41212224
The hell?

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>>41212295
The pale pear is the sweetest fruit of the undead kingdoms.

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>41212377
>gachafag
>his cow is also shit
fitting

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>>41212501
Not him but stop crying

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>>41212501
Based, all gachafaggots need to go back to where they came from.

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>>41212638
;_;

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what's the current state of the Elf Kingdom? Hear it just elected it's first dark elf leader.

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>>41212703
A Cup of smoked 0+ Blood today, miss?

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>>41212377
finally, cow maid

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>ywn end up being fought over by two heroines after Druella pays your town a visit

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>ywn end up being fought over by two heroines after Druella pays your town a visit

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>>41212897
but

why

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>>41212918
Because you are cute and need protection.

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>>41212920
from what?

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Starting to get moderately concerned with how long wikifriend has been MIA.

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>>41212925
Loneliness

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>>41212920
But men can protect themselves?

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>>41212897
>Those small bodies and breasts
Very low level heroines I see

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>>41212920
ITS A TRAP
THEYRE GOING TO STEAL MY KIDNEYS

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You are gonna get ara ara'd

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>>41212934

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>>41212920
That's two lies right there.
>>41212926
Would be nice to hear more, but I believe this >>41177455 is him and he'll do an update before KC does his.

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>>41212951
don't be a baby, they grow back

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>>41213075
move gote, you're blocking the sun

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>>41213097
Modern Diogenes

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>>41213116
monsters really dig it when you live inside a barrel and masturbate

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>>41213008
I don't consent

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>>41213123
all fun and games until you barrel monsterizes and you are no longer single

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>>41213116
Monster Empresses, Warlords and Queens alike can't help but respect the Anon who lives in a barrel.

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Maybe retard question, but do Atomatons get jealous of other advanced technology used by her hubby?
Let's say i'm a neet that spends 18 hours a day on the PC (which isn't the truth), and when i get an automaton wife i tone it down to a more reasonable 12 hours a day, will she get mad at me? will my pc and possibly smartphone be thrown in the trash when i'm not looking

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>>41213075
>Dude, put those breasts away, there are, like, children here!

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>>41213123
>they don't know the barrel is a mimic
>the fools still think i'm naked in the barrel everyday 24/7 to prove a point about life or something

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>>41213170
>but do Atomatons get jealous of other advanced technology used by her hubby?
No.

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>>41213177
Goat milk is good for a growing body.

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>>41213228
>t. gote

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>>41213245
a nice warm glass

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There are two types of fox waifus.

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>>41213297
i don't get it

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>>41213265
>krampus thinks she's cool coming out of a burning fireplace
>doesn't feel cool when anon freaks out and douses her in water while checking her for burns

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>>41213265
>leave milk and cookies by your fireplace
>whitehorn comes down your chimney to give you presents
>put out a bunch of cheap beer and some beef jerky
>krampus is passed out on the couch surrounded by a bunch of smashed cans

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>>41213297
Kill yourself.

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>>41213324
>gets a hosing from a fire extinguisher to the face

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>>41213353
>expects anon to swoon over her
>instead he's lecturing her about fire safety while making sure she is ok
dumb gote

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>>41213346
I've tried that. It's boring.

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So what do monsters do when they aren't chasing husbands?

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>>41213476
What do human men do when they're not chasing girlfriends?

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>>41213483
be lonely

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>>41213492
Exactly. So you know what to do now, yes?

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>>41213500
be lonely together?

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>>41198443

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>>41213123
>Anon screaming about a purple cat while living in a barrel, the only one that can see her is him and she torments and bully's him relentlessly, everyone thinks he is just a crazy man humping air and yelling at people about the purple cat that haunts him.

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>Queen Dragon I kidnapped prince Anon II
>King Anon I kidnaps princess Dragon II

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>>41213521
>pal around with a fellow single monstergirl
>piss off eros by completely missing the obvious solution, instead complain about all the happy couples you see

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One of my greatest desires is to mess with a very busy, lonely, and cripplingly socially anxious older monster while being a DQN student skipping class while I hang out with them everytime they leave work, eventually end up living with her

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>>41212198
You can't turn every monster into a Bogey.

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>>41213652
Imma do it, just to spite you

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Haven't been around in a while. What's KC been up to lately? Is he still working on that game?

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Can we talk about how dormice are canonically the best mamono of all?

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They aint

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>>41213595
Whenever I imagine a Cheshire's voice, I hear Eunie.

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>>41213701
English or Japanese VA?

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>>41213711
You know which one.
https://youtu.be/TG6M3dt3yyQ

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>>41213701
Doesn't fit at all, imo.

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>>41213684
>super cute
>so cute you can't resist headpatting
>super innocent lookin
>makes you wanna protect her smile and sleep
>doesn't hog the bed but will keep it warm
>mana tastes/smells like molasses
>means her mouth and naughty bits taste like that
>even her morning breath would smell good, like cookies being baked
>her butthole probably smells good too
>can give you numerous daughterus in record time

>Is he samefagging?
Yes, I am

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>>41213730
Well at least your honest

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>>41213733
I will make dormouse lovers out of all of you

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>>41213761
>>41213761
nope, already got three wives and none are dormouses

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Monstergirls make everything better. It's why monstergirl media tends to have such great human women in them as well as monstergirls.

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this bait is fucking rotten but aside from that post
Which is your favorite undead?

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>>41213730
>>41213761
You’ve been saying this stuff for a long time now and I still think you’re a weirdo.

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>>41213781
The standard Zombie.

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>>41213768
Get ready for a 4th

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What's the healthiest way to bring up the topic of masturbation with your daughteru?

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>>41213772
Threesomes with human women and monstergirls.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to enjoy the comfy caves of mountain trolls.
They grow luminous lichens, mushrooms that are quite delicious, and even warm blankets for cuddling under on chilly nights.

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>>41213823
nope, love caps at three for me and I aint want no damn midgets
>>41213828
let your wife deal with that

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>>41213785
By default, everyone here's weird
>>41213916
Well it's about to cap out at 4 for you

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>>41213828
When you've already come twice and she needs to wash her hands to get ready for dinner.
Mom-ono says dinner will be ready in 10minutes so you could maybe go another round.

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>>41213823
I'll take 5 dormice at minimum

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>>41213772
That's what having competition does.

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>>41213969
That's a lot of mice, anon

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>>41214039
it'll be like a constant sleepover, it'll be great

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>>41214029
I want both a flayer and shog

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>>41204422
Wrong I'm Owl Mage property.

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Join the Sabbath.

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no

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>>41214161
I would only join the Onee-Sabbath.

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>>41214161
They should be taller, older, and have bigger breasts.

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Why do Alps wear masculine symbols? Why would they want to advertise that they were once men?

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Would you prefer your Beastmen without animal features in their arms and legs or with such features?

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>>41214353
meaty pawpads strictly better

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>>41214334
Only faggots like alps anyway

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I want a 9 foot tall fox to manhandle me onto the bed.

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>>41211169
they better change the ending, goddamn it.

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>>41214044
Indeed. The comfiest sleepover

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>>41214204
Boyas get abducted by the onee-sabbath, the regular sabbath has to lure them in with free beer and rock music. Very different strategies.

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>>41214556
>sabbath: fosters teamwork, actively recruits members, hosts wild parties
>dark mage: selfish loner, hopes somebody stumbles into their swamp and will relentlessly pursue them
both great, really.

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>suck a holstaur's tit
>she moans and says "harder"

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>>41214593
Not true. The dark mages next to me have set up a conservation area in the bald cypress forest near my house. They installed a wooden walkway through the park with all sorts of informational plaques along the way. I went on one of the guided tours and it was informative and interesting. I'm going on a date with one of the guides later this week to see the birds.

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>>41214353
With big meaty paws, it really bothers me when I see a beast girl with no tail and 4 ears and pretty much human features with just a set of ears on heir head.

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>>41211606
But all I have is my family's engagement ring with four generations of my mother's and grandmother's diamonds in it that I promised my mother on her deathbed that I would only give that to the woman I love!

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>>41211606
>have to listen to yet another monster make her "clever" quip about stealing my family jewels
Can't they get some better material? They have all this free time sailing around. The least they could do is come up with some better one-liners.

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>>41214093
How do I approach Papa Wendi about courting one of his daughters?

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>>41214736
Look him in the eye, firm handshake. Tell him you're in the market for some meat. He'll ask what kind. You say the kind that's not cooked but still savored. He'll ask if you've got your eye on anything specific. Then you say the name of the girl. He'll ask if that's so. You nod. He'll nod back, and that'll be it. A contract between men needs no further words.

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>>41214736
Invite him to a hunting trip.
Bag big game.
Harvest stretchy meat from it.
Cook stretchy meat.
Offer it to the daughter you want to court
If she likes the meat, you've successfully proven you're a capable son-in-law who can feed and keep his daughter happy.

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>>41214736
>sir, please get your spawn off of my leg, she's almost through my pants
>no