Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

God works in mysterious ways.

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[Anonymous No.]

First for paladins

[Anonymous No.]

Time for your daily fox

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Mantivore lmao

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>>44710026
>The Chief Goddess actually fell in line with the DL from the very start and only continues to create new paladins so demons and such have something to corrupt and reeducate into loving husbands
Prove me wrong.

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>thud thud thud
Mooooo~ Anon please, you haven't milked me in days
>thud thud thud
Let me in, cmon dear, I need you to suck on them, moooo~
>thud thud -crack-
You can't hide forever ehehehe, I'm gonna drown you in milk, baby mooo~

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>>44709996
>We don't exactly ask for supermodels around here either. Chubby hags, dumb girls, neets, dorks, and more are posted regularly.
The ones posted in the threads are still generally attractive.

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>>44710044
oh fuck I thought that weresheep last time was bad. Quick, someone trip her up! She's top heavy!

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>>44710053
>beautiful otherwordly mamano women
>with ugly bastards

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>>44710064
>ugly bastards
That's not nice. I'm going to be my waifu's cute femboy.

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>>44710044
>Implying my face wouldn't be buried in her tits 24/7
0/10, I lost immersion.

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>>44710069
ew

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>>44710075
You're welcome to be an ugly bastard if you prefer. You do you.

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I reckon typically super maledom and typically super femdom monsters get along really well.
A troll would get on great with a nature loving amazon!
Dark elves would appreciate the manners of a kiki!

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>>44710069
alp

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>>44710064
k? is that bad? i personally would be a cute bratty shota

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>>44710044

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>>44710084
the original monsterboy

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>>44710026
>isekai
>angel descends to teach you to use the holy light
>together you will cleanse the world of indecent monsters tenmping men away from humanity and the gentle, guiding embrace of angels
>but each time you go near the sinful monster showing off their bodies in the open she sees your sinful erection
>your punishment for this sin? Rape
>feels like you spend more time getting punished than defeating the demon lord
>she seems really into it too...

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>>44710044
I want to hear a cow's soft mooing as I milk her.

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>>44710096
the schrödinger pussy

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>>44710096
imagine feeding an alp a theriomorphis potion...

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>>44710102
Oh, whew. Glad mine isn't the only one. I was getting concerned when she started wearing black leather and lipstick all the time.

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>>44710069
Based

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Tentacles. Tentacles that capture you. Tentacles that wrap you up. Tentacles that kiss you all over. Tentacles that leave cute hickeys. Tentacles that touch lewd places. Tentacles that do unspeakable things to lewd places. Tentacles that melt your body and mind. Tentacles that hug you close for aftercare. Tentacles that you fall asleep in.

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>>44710208
dios mios... asura mythra... the psychological torturer who personally put thumbscrew on millions of sailors in purgatory...

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>tfw no bogie momster

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>>44710208
>kraken coating you in sucker marks to show all the single monsters you're taken, then sending you to go get drinks for her from the beach bar

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Do you think manticores do the lion or cat thing where to show affection she just shoves her forehead into your neck and rubs her face on you? I know they like aggressive cuddles, but the question is how aggressive.

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>>44710260
whats with the glow

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>>44710108
Schrödinger's Waifu.

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>>44710267
She's got some big honking badonkadonkers.

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bogie stories?

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>>44710250
>sucker marks
>AND lipstick marks

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so who is better sadako, slitmouth girl, mary-san, or hasshaku-sama

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>"Halt! You've been selected for random inspection, citizen! Assume the position."

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>>44710375
vaca con un corzan negro

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Look out, she's got a gun!

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>Now I know you're all excited to see this new human who fell from the sky
>He says he comes from a place called Earth! We checked the gnomes, and they don't know him.
>He knows NOTHING about ANYTHING, so we need to give him a warm welcome
>Poor thing is terrified, babbling on about space lasers and chemicals in the water or something
>So NO RAPE or SEX until he settles in!
>...Fine. A year at least.

Well anon, how are you going to repay a year's worth of sexual tensions stoked by the flames of curiosity about your planet?

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>>44710064
Tbf I’m so mundane an individual that it’s like a slice of white bread with no topping or toasting.

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>>44710396
tell them the entire history of where I come from and what happened over there, also see if I can learn !polish saber

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>>44710373
>Assume the position
Haha, that's my line. Now bend over.

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>>44710064
i figured my face would fall off pretty soon

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>>44710414
what

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>>44710423
are you supposed to be born faceless?

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>>44710426
what

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>>44710434
you know, that thing

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remember to sleep in the fields after making a small shelter in some tall grass

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zap weasels ate his face

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>>44710267
They rub their neck fluff on you. Each manticore mane has a smell that other cores recognize

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>>44710441

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complimentary room service

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>>44710026
>>44710102
>>44710124
Forget being isekai'd and being paired with a "good girl" or female supporting cast in monstergirl world. Instead, isekai'd and being paired with the Villainess in the monstergirl world.

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>>44710389
>I want a chopper, one hundred thousand dollars in nonsequential bills, and a boyfriend, NOW!

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>>44710446
it would be so good to sleep in the fields and being covered in warm holsts

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>>44710459
you forgot to include a monster

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>>44710470
Even just to sleep in the fields completely alone, with a beautiful starry sky.

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Remember to tease your childhood friend if you grow taller than her and if she's taller than you, expect the same to happen to you

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>>44710486
Imagine the night sky on a different world, in a different dimension entirely.

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>>44710497
If I'm taller than my ogre childhood friend before she starts growing you bet I will tease and bully the shit out of her while I can

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>>44710396
Introduce them to new technologies, sciences, and techniques
Tell them all I can about our planet's history, cultures, religions, and missteps

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>>44710504
imagine waking up as a young shepherd and sleeping among your flock of weresheep...

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I will defeat a cow by sleeping on her

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>>44710525
I wonder about this sometimes with isekai/portals.
How do you even explain where you came from to monsters?
Where do you start?
What happens if you, more likely than not, don't even speak the same language?

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>>44710484
Nooooo! You don't get it brother. Villainesses, even human women ones are hot and sexy because- Uwwoh! Villainess who's a hot older woman with makeup, so sexy beautiful even if human!!!

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>>44710479
>Mammon
This is a Greedy Demon!

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>>44710578
Evil women are for defeating with impregnation correction.

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>>44710572
I came from ugly bastard heaven, duh.

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>>44710612
there are now 2 evil
well done
keep trying until you get twins - then you might get an antihero if you're lucky

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>>44710621
Akchually, the evil is now divided. So now you have two lesser evils.

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>>44710635
you forgot that if one twin is evil then the other will be good... probably.
that's how miss dhampir's fanfic described it.

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Do you hear the purring too?

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Ancient evils need snuggle correction until they become addicted

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>44710687
The only thing I'm hearing is an insane irishman/huemonkey ranting at passerbys and throwing feces at the walls again.

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>>44702600
2 parts this time.
>Queen Luxmaledicta XI, formerly Lucinda Terez before she had made Hat and claimed her rightful power, scowled at the Devil Bug. The Bug’s etchings on the spines were so sloppy and erratic that Luxmaledicta could *see* it leaking the beautifully omnipresent purple mana like a sieve. When enchanted, the Manticore spines wouldn’t hold the lovely purple mana very well. They would work for a day or two at best. She’d tried them often enough to know herself.

>“No, you idiot. Carve them cleanly. Cleanly!” yelled Luxmaledicta, as she grabbed the Devil Bug by the hair and dragged her to one of the filthy traphouse’s inner walls. Aside from filth, carvings of esoteric runes and grotesque symbols sprawled across every inch of the walls. Luxmaledicta had cut them herself with a dull kitchen knife, between fits of frenzied masturbation and screaming alien words she didn’t understand at the other denizens of the trap house. The Dark Mage shuddered at the memories, but that was in the past now. Now the oppressive delirium, urges, and crazy mental images made sense. Now she had Hat.

>Luxmaledicta scanned the room with a look of disgust at the filthy carved walls. She was beyond caring about the filth, clad only in a smelly threadbare robe and Hat. The coating of dirt and sexual juices which covered everything, including herself, had stopped being a concern even when she’d been Crazy Lucy.

>Her frown of distaste was directed at her own carvings on the walls. With the new eyes Hat had given her Luxmaledicta could see them as flawed and leaking the mana they channeled and summoned. The throbbing of Hat filled her once more with urges and imagery. Visions of short miners whistling and frothy mugs of beer flew before her eyes. Luxmaledicta knew Hat was telling her how to fix the carvings and etchings, but the messages were hit and miss.

>The Dark Mage remained thankful for Hat’s protection from the crippling headaches and urges to abuse herself, but she still found the object’s obscure way of communicating frustrating. She turned the unprotesting Devil Bug by the handful of hair, aiming her face at the symbols that would let the spines hold combined mantic essences.

>Luxmaledicta forcibly channeled a jolt of dark violet mana into the Devil Bug’s head as she spoke “That. Carve that. Cleanly damnit!” The creature moaned and dripped all over, splattering Luxmaledicta with sexual juices. The Dark Mage channeled another burst, before releasing her grip on the Devil Bug’s hair with a grin.

>The Devil Bug looked backwards at Luxmaledicta. Her insectile arms shook as she braced against the wall, her wings and legs spread as she pushed her butt at the Dark Mage. Luxmaledicta smiled as she took in the sight, the wet gooey need of the presented pussy, the eyes clouded with the violet-colored mana. It was nice to be appreciated. More visions of whistling drinking short miners intruded on the sight.

>“No, we’ll do that later. Go carve a new batch first — make sure you whistle and drink when you do it! And do it carefully, spines don’t grow on trees!” scolded the Dark Mage, ignoring the Devil Bug’s unspoken plea. The insect nodded mournfully and walked off, spines and etcher in tow.

>Manticore spines were excellent as reagents as well as a reliable method of drug administration, and they in fact did not grow on trees. Thankfully, Hat’s messages on this type of farming were very clear and understandable.

>Luxmaledicta strolled past the many Mice and Bugs, each occupied at her behest. The purple mana worked amazingly for gaining willing obedience from them, even if it made them stupid and horny. The irony was somewhat lost on the Dark Mage, who channeled the mana constantly, her aura thick and violet-clad.

>She reached what she liked to think of as her farm. These denizens were as docile stained and grimy as the others, but they were all locked in a large cage. It was more for convenience than anything, to keep them from wandering around and wasting their reagents molesting the others. All of their eyes were filled with deep royal plum mana. The purple mana made them regenerate faster, so Luxmaledicta kept them more heavily supplied than the others. Days of growth could be cut down to hours — or even minutes, if you were willing to pour on the juice *and* get your hands dirty. Luxmaledicta was perfect for the task.

>The best thing about farming was the relative simplicity of it, thought Luxmaledicta. Unlike most of its instructions, Hat’s knowledge was always clear and on point when it came to farming. It often reduced down to two concepts: it’s better to give than receive, and add more purple juice. Often the two could be combined to produce even stronger effects, which suited Luxmaledicta just fine. She had a lot to give and she could channel mana like a pro, despite her consistently shoddy spellcraft.

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>>44710734
>angel of justice arrives at the evil lair to confront her ancient nemesis
>has to pull her out from under the covers by her tail to get her out of bed
>ancient evil just whines about how cold it is and how she hasn't had coffee yet

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>>44710612
Wrong! Evil women are experts in stalking a man they find suitable, and then abducting him to become their househusband!

>this will never happen to me
why even go on?

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I wonder how horrible smokers and vapers would be, imagine the pyrows vaping everywhere man

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>>44710792
What if I did give her a cigarette?

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>>44710792
it's addressed with ms wonderworm

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>>44710799
rape
>>44710803
At least they're lazy and stay in wonderland, I'm talking about like going to the mall and a group of pyrows vaping enough to make it look like a hurricane is in the mall

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>>44710792
>crazed fairy chain smokers diving into peoples mouths to get them addicted to nicotine and fairy sweat

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https://pastebin.com/AW9w3rz5
Old Kraken story from way back. Pretty crazy to see how different/darker it is from today's stuff.
>literal prisoner
>will die if he leaves
>taken from a wife/friends

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>>44710738
I'm getting better probably. But hey, at least it means more cait sith art exists.

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>>44710853
I mean, you really can't argue with that.

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>>44710853
no, bad goat

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[Anonymous No.]

I too, am in need of correction

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[Anonymous No.]

>Level drained by ancient evil
>Lose all status immunities
>+Fear, terror, shock, horny etc.
>Smug look on evil face quickly disappears, as she is left with a broken anon
>Hurriedly snuggles him while putting levels back into him

Dont level drain too much at once

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>>44710840
yes, the purity spiral is real

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>>44710914
what are you on about?

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>>44710919
oh cool. I'm glad we can get back into darker MG topics and nobody cares. I was getting sick of the heavy MGE leaning.

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>>44710885
that's a horse you stupid nigger

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>>44710944
go baaaaaah-ck to /pol/

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I like how holstaur milk comes with the built in debuff of making you more susceptible/desirable to cows

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>>44710919
he's doing the customary thing where he comes here to be miserable

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>>44710951
nigga I just corrected you, not all of us visit that trannie dump

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>>44710969
Don't we all? Does anyone actually feel happier spending their evening watching the posts trickle in and wondering if, somewhere out there, our waifu is just as alone as we are and wishes we were real?

[Anonymous No.]

A cuckhorse walks into a bar
The bargote asks why the long face?
She brings the bargote back to fuck her husband

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>>44710977
i think you hurt his feelings lol

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>>44710980
I kind of doubt that given the goat joke he managed to get in.

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>>44710981
I can't tell whether Bicorns are into being cucked, or are just pimping out their husbands.

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>>44710978
What I do is I draw siths. I have no idea what the rest of you actually do.

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>>44710978
yeah? escapisms about all i got

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>>44710981
This sounds like a joke a first generation jinko immigrant from Eastern Europe would tell you to try and win you over

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>>44711003
You haven't made anything of any worth in your entire life, all you do all day is coming to a thread where everyone is disgusted at your retarded autistic presence to seethe at people who don't even come here.

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>>44711003
I'm glad you asked. I sit here each night after working two jobs contemplating the cruel and uncaring universe I was unwillingly made a part of and whether god (should he exist) must be inherently cruel for giving man the ability to dream of something better. Then I start drinking and pray that one of our wonderful writers here produces content that will allow me to escape for a few precious moments. Once the high wears off and the alcohol really kicks in I sadpost until I can't bear to be awake any longer.

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>>44710978
No. Liking horny monsters and procrastination is more my speed.

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>be unicorn
>happily enjoying life
>suddenly feel odd
>"oh god I'm transfoooooorming,"
>horn splits into two. Fur darkens
>use new power to find husband
>teleport to him
>start schlicking while he doesn't notice you are there
>you see lots of other monster girls around too so this is fantastic
>he still thinks you don't know about his infidenity as he moves onto the next girl

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>>44711033
Damn, son. And with digits too. Grab a hobby or something.

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>>44711033
That is... yeah I can't top that. I hope nobody here can.

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how would your mg react to the tragedies that exist in the real world?

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>>44711082
see if a blowjob would make you feel better

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>>44711025
>you are laugh, yes?
>I am funny cat!
>always make you smile, yes
>... you are doing something this weeks end?
>I know place
>good food, like from old country
>you would like, eat much!

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>>44711082
The same way as humans, I guess.

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>>44711075
>>44711050
It's okay. I'm grateful for the moments of peace content here brings me.

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>>44711031
post your work

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>>44711033
Whats your favorite monster?
I might just dig up that tablet tomorrow, if I have the time for it

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>>44711082
lots of rampaging, complaining, and stress flat steak eating, followed by a favor call to a nerd lilim

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>>44711082
>demon
Make it her life's mission to fix us.

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>>44711145
Demon... I just want to be fixed...
But please don't. Rewarding sadposting is a bad precedent.

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>>44711082
Getting uncharacteristically quiet before hugging me while purring to try to cheer me up.

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>>44711177
Can't guarantee I'll have the time, but I'll take an excuse to start drawing again

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>>44711192
manticore or jinko?

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>>44711217
I'd be lying if I said I don't want it, but it really isn't a good idea. That said, you're a good person for offering.

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>>44711218
Cheshire.

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>>44711256
Huh. Color me surprised. Guess she has been prevalent in the threads a fair bit the last few days.

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>>44711233
I love wiggly ears

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When did cows become shrine maidens?

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>>44711283
Me too. And wiggling tails.

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>>44711273
Buddy I’m not a trend chaser, I’ve had Cheshires as my favorite for about four years now.

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Speaking of cheshire, was there every any update on that figurine? Still holding out hope for more girls getting one.

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>>44711305
I'm not.

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I want to pump so much mana into my Holstaur wife that she evolves into an even higher form of cow.

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>>44710767
The end piece to this section.

>She ignored the background sounds of working, fucking, and off-key whistling as Hat’s instructions came to her graphically: a vision of her stepping into the cage and being groped and molested as she shared the glorious amaranthine light, her pushing it by hand into all of their most intimate spots for maximum growth.

>A vision of her own hand in a fist, covered in purple flame appeared. Then it was slowly inserted into multiple orifices, most emphatically the Manticore’s tail. The tail grew spines vigorously in response. The Dark Mage scoffed self-consciously at the repeated images emphasizing *the insertion of her mana-covered hand slowly*. There had been a bit of a misunderstanding at first. Hat didn’t need to keep going on about it. It was just that one time. She used to get jumpy, it wasn’t a big deal.

>The vision shifted to her injecting herself with a leftover spine tossed carelessly in the pocket of her robe. Oh yeah, thought the Dark Mage, she had forgotten about one from this one of this morning’s many batches. What the hell had she enchanted it with? She couldn’t remember. Making massive amounts of magic drugs daily while doing them herself wasn’t doing wonders for her memory.

>The sight of her injecting herself was followed by her breasts and pussy swelling. A feather touching her at those spots as she writhed in ecstasy and spasmodically humped the air. The image of her injecting herself and stepping into the cage repeating over and over.

>Luxmaledica gave the shuddering giggle of an unwashed and unsociable creep in her excitement. It looked like she would be on the receiving end for a while. She wiped a bit of drool from her face with a dirty sleeve. “O-okay Hat. I-if you k-keep insisting.” said Luxmaledicta with false irritation, as she drew the enchanted spine from her robe pocket.

>It never would have occurred to the Dark Mage that she was being farmed to produce the purplish energy. She probably wouldn’t care even were she to puzzle it out. But with the spine in her arm there wasn’t much room for any sort of higher thinking. And moments after she closed the cage door behind her, she was far too occupied to notice how her mana grew under the attention of others.

>It was a long time before she could reflect on much of anything, or be the giver as she was accustomed to doing. But she eventually rallied and gave as good as she got. Everyone was quite tired by that point.

>Life, reflected the Dark Mage as she lay in the drowsy pile of gritty naked flesh, was great. She soaked in all of their juices, heart swollen with happiness. No mind was paid to how she was swollen with even more of the purple mana than before.

>No, her mind was elsewhere: at any given moment Luxmaledicta felt much better than ol’ Crazy Lucy had on her best day. No one had wanted Crazy Lucy, either to give or take anything. She may have well not have existed before Hat.

>A sense of joyous reverence filled her, a deep yet emphereal certainty that some being was responsible for her sweet new life and her connection with Hat. An ancient and potent eldritch symbol of that Other appeared in her mind, then explanatory flashes were strewn across her inner vision: violent music, an upside down cross, a screaming man making a handsign while thrashing his head wildly.

>Tears of gratitude filled the Dark Mage’s wide plum-clouded eyes. “I praise you from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so much for everything, Ozzy.” she said in a hushed whisper, her wet slick hands clasped in prayer. Her inner vision shifted insistently to the handsign, showing the horns from different angles.

>The sleepy Luxmaledicta smiled in false comprehension “Yeah. You rock too, Hat.” said the Dark Mage, as the horned hand images continued then abruptly faded. The content Dark Mage, who wouldn’t know a plow from a plantain, remarked to herself that the farming life was perfect for her. Soon she nodded off in the pile of grimy wet bodies.

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>"The SU-57 is far superior and better 5th generation fighter jet than your F-22s and F-35s. Silly Western Anon! May I remind you the your country's military lost an F-35 because of incompetent pilot!"

Why is my kikimora maido like this chat? Is there any way to fix her or at least improve her attitude?

>"T-14 Armata is best modern day tank!"

Please help me chat.

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>>44711304
I didn't mean it like that. I meant that it was logically more likely given that anons (presumably including you) were posting about her.

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>>44711310
Nooo!!! Her organs! Her poo back! How do these unrealistic breast beasts even function when their poor spines and organs are crushed by such cartoonishly massive meat mounds!?

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>>44711304
I bet you're a Neco Arc fan.

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>>44711339
Nah, I’m more of a Taokaka man.

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>>44711319
Only one kind of game can stop the Kirumi maid…but the PM probably knows better than you. Do what she says and eat your damn broccoli already.

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>>44711295
Spiritual energy is stored in the breasts

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>>44711468
titty energy

[Anonymous No.]

hasshaku-sama is too alluring
but how would she be like as a wife

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>>44711528
No reason to risk it. Best to start with someone more...biddable

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>>44711580
but i like her

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ded

[Anonymous No.]

>"I can fix him"

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>>44711729
All I need is love, encouragement, and empty balls. I'm a great investment, just a little elbow grease and I'll be the best Anon in the neighborhood.

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>>44711729
Fix someone else, there's a billion man army to choose from.

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>>44711729
Right after we take you in for a reduction. I very large reduction. That doesn't look healthy at all, you can't even stand straight.

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>>44711729
You can try

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>>44711756
Alp spotted.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that winter is rough for Sahus.
It gets a little chilly in their waterside homes.

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>>44711780
No anon, she's very clearly a demon.

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>>44711784
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

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>>44711756
>"Go for it! Worst he can say is no!"

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>>44711879
I don't understand.

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>>44711784
no it isnt, theyre tricking you, they live in cold water all the time

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>>44711889
it is now your duty to keep her breasts drained every day

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>>44711729
she could smother me with those, that might work too

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>>44710621
>breeding with evils for other personalities is like rare breeding chances in games
>90% chance at another evil
>6% chance at an anti-hero
>3% chance at a normal child
>1% chance at a hero
step right up anon, wont you take ms. evil echidna's gacha lottery? 0.0044% chance you get a heroic inari.

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>>44710904
aftercare is very important for defeated heroes

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>>44711939
Not my fetish unfortunately. I don't think it will work out.

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>>44711033
Are you me? I do exactly the same

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>>44710904
>>44711998
>4mon.org/e(evil)/thread/109830
>[topic: HELP NEEDED] no.109830
>[image: an order male curled up in a corner]
i need help amons.
>hero breaks into my dungeon
>let him go through my dungeon normally
>he gets to the boss room
>lead him on for a little bit
>as my ultimate attack i paralyze him and level drain
>now he's just curled up in a corner crying, refusing to interact with anyone or anything.
did i do something wrong? did i miss a step? am i supposed to do something else? i feel so bad...
>no.109843 [>>109845]
did you forget to turn on your dampening aura? that can fuck with him if he's drained and your far stronger than him.
also, you didnt drain all of his levels at once right? you're supposed to drain his levels slowly throughout the day or else it can induce a state similar to PTSD, like some of the pre transformation monsters had for a while before the DL enacted the A.M.T. program.
>no.109845 (op) [>>109851 <span class="deadlink">>>109852 >>109853 >>109854 >>109856... and 400+ more (click here)]</span>
>>109843
>you're supposed to drain his levels slowly throughout the day
you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712078
He will take his life with his sword while she busy on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>haaaaaa? I didn't say you could leave here boya. You're taking responsibility for your actions and nutting inside me once for each tail you tried to fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712140
But she bumped into deliberately with her tails, this Fox is crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712109
don't be dramatic. he'll be fine, he just needs intense reassurance & cuddling therapy for the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Give me genie wish reccomendations! I can't come up with any and she's getting impatient!

[Anonymous No.]

>44710459
It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712164
you should free her, marry her, and make out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712164
How about anchovy pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>Confess to Mother Superior Succ that I have feelings for her
>This is a major sin and in a bad way
>She’s already married and I didn’t know
>My punishment for having illicit thoughts of a married monster
>I must now take Sister Mariam as my wife as she failed to get a husband during the crusade

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712164
Tell her "I wish I knew what to wish for"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712179
>Anon must first marry her and make out with her first to know what to wish for

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712164
Erase me from Earth, nuke California and be free

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712156
It doesn't work like that, you don't recover with hugs. He is traumatized for life, let him roam free and he will become a crackhead like the others. Letting him die is a gracious act of pity.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that when you make eye contact with a succ you're inviting her into your dreams. They're not just slutty streetwalkers, they're the original dream demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712167
We need to have permanent thread split, he used to post less of that off-topic trash when his shitpost thread was still up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712210
>you don't recover with hugs
Looks like someone's never been to mamono medical school

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712214
This is fine. She's kind of taking nightmare's schtick, but I won't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710303
only some shitty one on a03

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712210
Alright I've called the mind flayers anon, have fun with your therapeist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712222
You don't, Mamono's mana or not. At best you take drug, meds, booze to forget or you git gud (I wouldn't). It's not a injury that can be healed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712238
I don't want to be a squid. I want to be a spider instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712238
Sure erasing someone mind will work but you ego killed him in the process so I wouldn't call that a flawless win. His real (you) and his soul are lost in this process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712249
Spider verbal abuse is not what you need in your current, delicate state anono!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712256
Give me a nacho therapist then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712238
>Tell therapistflayer my irrational fear of tentacles and monsters with tentacles
>She decides upon exposure therapy
>Calls in nurse tentacle and kraken to help her
>Spend hours in tentacle heaven
>Not an inch of me not covered in sucker spots or slime when they’re done

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712261
Takes you meds and go back to work faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712256
All that armor seems kinda sharp and pointy, how am I supposed to rest my head on the demon's thighs without losing an eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712238
I found myself daydreaming about squidpussy earlier. So, I imagine there's basically just a vagina where the beak would normally be and probably a slit in the bell or whatever it's called for flayers. I bet it'd be kinda surreal at first.

>>44712265
Nacho simulator too real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712164
>infinite wishes!!
>no anon, you can't request infinite wishes
Back into the garbage bin the lamp goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712164
>My wishes are powerful, so take your time decidi- BWOMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712272
>telling a demon her clothes are in the way
you deserve what you're about to get anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712286
Pampering and a naked lap pillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712265
I am going to bite this bratty nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712282
Another perverted master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712290
Yes. You deserve it, anon. It's okay, just rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>Going willing to psychiatrists or any psy
How and why? They can send you to jail if you say anything funny and will drug you with meds. It's different in your country or you just enjoy falling in bear traps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712311
N-no, I can't handle genuine affection. I might die.

>>44712315
We're here to imagine a better world. A world where you can seek help without getting doped up and jailed by a pozzed therapist, or at least by one with the decency to get you off once they're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710016

I don't care if any of you mamono realm simps call me a "conspiracy theorist" but I swear mamono realm intelligence agencies and the Royal Makai's Politburo made this collab commercial to convince more humans to have children and families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712332
Oh, so I'm not crazy but even if it was handle by MGE Mamonos would go to a Psy? It's a big "aveux de faiblesse"/showing that you're weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712366
If I knew or had a reasonable belief that I'd come out better afterward, I'd totally go. I'm not hung up on machismo or anything, and the idea is that you're less "weak" once you're done anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712315
That's it Anon, embrace it.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Fall. Because in Fall you have football and have holiday's like Thanksgiving and All Hallow's Day, and I like to imagine myself with a big p'orcer harem, cooking out on Saturdays during games. watching the games with them, and watching our little p'orclets running around the yard, playing football. And with the holidays, all of us gathered around a big table, eating turkey, potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie.

[Anonymous No.]

Spooders

[Anonymous No.]

>44712364
I know this post is obvious bait. But i swear if someone post pics with mamono being gored by Orderniggers or something they will stay up literally for whole day because useless mods don't give a shit about the board except they fav vtumor/3dpd idol threads.

Meanwhile, pics with a small uncovered nipple will be deleted with lightning speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712364
More humans = more human cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712404
>All Hallow's Day
Samhein you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712389
Not wrong but I couldn't, I guess I have to much badly place ego

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712413
Powerful lower fangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712423
Nah, I'm not pagan, let alone Celtic. My p'orcers will be good Catholic girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712262
Nice to see krakens getting some love recently. They're good girls who deserve cute boys to work up and snuggle.
I still hold out hope that we get a kraken ending for Magus's mana cabana story. They don't have nearly enough content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712404
I love fall because forest are orange, we can find a lot of delicious shrooms and it's the start of the comfy gaming season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712454
They stick tentacles up your bum though

[Anonymous No.]

Resist the urge to rub her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712492
Now, I remember why I hate them. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710944
I love this dopy pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712496
I wanna rub a lot more things of hers than just her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712496
I don't want to. What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712496
I will, she's for you, I will take the funny cat m. Sharing spoils of war is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712510
>What's the worst that could happen?
She starts holding hands with you (there is no escape)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712492
Am I being threatened with a good time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712311
It says here the contract clearly states that 'you get what you fucking deserve'
Always gotta read the fine print

[Anonymous No.]

>so an adventurer has finally made it to my lair
>you must be exceptionally brave to challenge a red dragon, or perhaps exceptionally foolish
>after all, what mere mortal could hope to challenge-
>wait where are you going? come back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712533
More like 'you get what you deserve - fucking'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712541
you get what fucking you deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>44711314
Miss Mage needs a bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712539
She isn't wrong, I can't challenge a dragon, no one can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712541
We live in a monster society

[Anonymous No.]

-1 image limit
+1 fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712571
Domestic terror is the only way out

[Anonymous No.]

what's the quickest thing I can do/say to get myself claimed immediately once portal day comes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712604
I will follow the uwaaabomber's example, the Sabbath won't know what hit them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712611
Don't speedrun a marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712604
>>44712620
you know all this talk makes me think that a federal agent must have come here once to figure out what the hell the filters where picking up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712611
print out pictures of your preferred species and show them to the girls in charge of the portal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712629
You can noclip in MGE?
>>44712631
One day the police will barge in my house because I write that kind of dumb thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>bogey fulfills my need to be gently held 24/7
>not 100% on the aesthetic, especially compared to regular oni
i think the problem is i want too many things

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712659
Hellhounds can do gentle holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712539
Can you wrap that tail around yourself like a scarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712679
What is considered gentle in hellhound terms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712693

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712659
>>44712679
Sandworm does the best gentle holding, and better yet, she has the personality for it, being kind and gentle. Plus, she's the best looking of all mamono, and she double as your home.

So just let her eat you, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712659
Chesh is the best hugger because she can stay stuck to you without any add weight. You can go to the groceries while hugging her

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if a boogie could make me laugh or if I'm already too emotionally dead for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712790
>Emotionally dead
No you're not, faggot. You wouldn't be here otherwise. Stupid attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712659
If you don't have a harem of chimeric girls mixing and matching your ideal traits what are you even doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712803
Damn anon, who pissed in your cereal?

[Anonymous No.]

Not having a monster girl gf is depressing. Why is lifs so disappointing?

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, we only have chuunibyou monsters left.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
What is she like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>zombie dragon
I’m not sure she has the brain cells to even realise I’m not the hero of destiny or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

hellwan love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712959
Monsters deal with "irredeemable" souls by putting them in a simulated reality that's just humans being assholes to each other constantly. Sometimes the best way to break a man is to give him everything he wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>Chuuni Nekomata

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712420
>i swear if someone post pics with mamono being gored by Orderniggers or something they will stay up literally for whole day
Has there been any very recent examples of that unironically happening? Anon literally posted the newest McDonald's Japanese commercial of a family having a happy meal and referencing MGE and roleplaying it as monster girl propaganda and your first thoughts is gore imagery?

>Meanwhile, pics with a small uncovered nipple will be deleted with lightning speed.
And are you insinuating NSFW imagery not being allowed in blue boards is now a bad thing? What, because your favorite NSFW images or NSFW pics you liked were posted here before but got deleted? Is this just schizophrenia at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713026
>MGs torturing humans
You should go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>phantom
That's pretty much what I expected from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713057
> Is this just schizophrenia at work?
Almost guaranteed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713038
Losing to dirty western human tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713057
Anon I'm pretty sure he's saying what we already know, that the mods are picky fags, we know they at least pay some attention because nsfw stuff gets taken out quickly but offtopic posting, which is also bannable, gets to stay up.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally Friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>Arachne
She absolutely has a badass cape she made herself. The rest is pretty easy with "horrors lurking in the dark" stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>jabberwock
oh boy
>acts like a social outcast because her kind was "betrayed" by the Queen of Hearts
>"The Queen's curse plagues my soul, Anon..."
>says that you're the only one who can understand her and that her kind are destined to rule the "realm of chaos"
>nobody actually dislikes her, other girls ask her to hang out all the time but she just pushes them away
>draws a comic from the "villain's perspective" about how the protagonist, a dragon (her self insert) stole a prince (totally not you) and is being rescued by a princess from the insect kingdom (the moth girl you're friendly with)
>most of the comic is just you two having corny romance while the moth girl is repeatedly defeated
>claims to be a master of magic with her superior intellect, can only cast minor illusion
>whenever she encounters a problem she unleashes her "curse of chaos" and beats the shit out of whatever's in front of her
>claims only you can cure her hexed heart by going on a date with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713057
>Anon literally posted the newest McDonald's Japanese commercial
Eh...monster girls? I don't see any, then his post should be deleted as off-topic
>referencing MGE
>roleplaying
Stupid shit covering off-topic posts.
>Has there been any very recent examples of that unironically happening?
Ordertard posted an edgy, blood-covered human knight in previous thread with "i'm gonna slay all monsters"-tier greentext and his post was up until bump-limit. We are close to actual gore-posting pretend to be on-topic because fags using some key-words like monster girls, mge and etc. in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713186
Imagine a bunch of nuki businesswomen getting off of work on a friday evening and going drinking. They start out quiet but as the night goes on they start to get rowdy. Soon you're cornered by one of them and she starts getting handsy. Her body presses agaist your arm and her tail wraps around you in a hug. Her flush face has a goofy smile on it as she drunkenly flirts with you. She asks you if you'd like to come home with her and you're about to say no until she pulls out a big wad of cash and fans it in front of your face. You wouldn't let yourself become some nuki's boytoy for a little money, would you Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713344
It is /tg/tardery. Feels like ages since they've been this blatant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713013
MASSIVE HELLWAN LOVE SACKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713368
No, I would stab her with my demon silver knife, steal the money and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
Chuuni holstaur
>Acts like she's the boss of the farm
It's actually her husband, and she tends to get ignored by customers looking to buy milk or veggies.
>Thinks of herself as a mastermind behind the success of husband's farm
Husband and the other holsts just humor her and think she's just being silly. She's actually the quickest to lose when milking begins.
>Thinks she's the head-wife among husband's holst harem because he said her milk tasted good 3 more times than every other of holst
He's made "milk tasting good" comments to every holst thousands of times, but she was autistic enough to keep track in a notebook.
>Thinks her breasts give her the power to KO anyone who puts their face between them
Only her husband has done so, and it's because he's tired and uses them as a pillow
To her credit though, she does have the best breasts among the harem but only barely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713427
>stealing from a danuki
For your sake, I hope that bar doesn't have cameras. Otherwise your ass is about to become Nuki Corp property. That is if they don't sell you off to some rich hag.

[Anonymous No.]

Just for your information: you will hear electronic chirps, fire alarms beeping in the homes of Hellhounds and 'Hood Devilbugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713368
I tell her I only accept payment in precious metals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>redcap
This one might hit chuunibyo critical mass.
>blurts out stuff like ''Its a good night for a hunt''
, ''I can sense my prey is close'' and the sort whenever hubby is nearby
>Tries to be furtive and remain unseen, but always trips with the furniture and ends up breaking something
>Draws all kinds of runes and circles around the house ''A good hunter needs to ward off against bad spirit as well''(none of them work)
>Has a hidden trapdoor that connects the bedroom and the basement. Whenever she's in the mood, she goes to the bedroom and starts chanting (broken) latin. Her Hubby then goes to the basement and uses an improvised elevator to come out of the summoning circle drawn over the trapdoor. ''Demon, i will defeat you and complete my revenge'' she says as she relentlessly attacks him.
>Has an autobiography detailing how this supposed demon stole her most precious thing for her, and how she has been looking for revenge ever since
>Her closet has an entire section for victorian era fantasy hunter clothes, complete with minicrossbows, leather gloves and boots, an array of knives and daggers, and her ornate cleaver. All made from her red mana.
This one started as a joke, but now i like the character FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713555
>she pays you in creeping coin gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713513
Don't care, don't have a house and I will stab my way out of this mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713646
>Anon somehow manages to fend off the thugs sent by the nukis
>becomes an urban legend amongst monsters
>lizards and sallys wander the streets looking to fight the legendary murder hobo
>he has a cult following of redcap fan girls
>eventually his trusty stabbin' knife gains sentience from all his bloodlust
>it turns into a loli cursed sword
>he stabs her too
>she still loves him though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713804
How can he keep stabbing if his weapon turned into a loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>Wisp
Yeah, OK, I can get behind that--Miss Wisp lived a chuuni life and died. Now she's obsessed with finding her chuuni lifemate and I gotta deal with it.
I'm fine with that. Wisps are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Nah wisps are shit. I'm not getting in the forever cagey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714041
What kind of murder hobo would he be if he only has one knife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714041
It's most likely just a cursed sword fanfic, stab anon is too busy fuggging rats in the sewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714104
He uses his DICK, Anon. He stabs her right in the pussy for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714071
Honestly the cage seems like a pretty good deal if you can get internet in there (same applies to Sandworms)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagnCKatOsg

[Anonymous No.]

The virgin red mana eater vs the chad actual blood drinker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>chuuni Amazon
She is the Wrath of God, and she tells this straight to the camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714052
>>44714071
>>44714125
I don't see no cage, guys. Maybe that's the chuuni leaking through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714165
Last 2 gotta go in ye olde cat box, for, uh, reasons:
https://files.catbox.moe/omtpf0.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/oydj7j.jpg
Still not sure what kind of Chuuni she is, but you never really get to control who you fall in love with anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

What came first, the vampire or the vampire mosquito?
Imagine naming yourself over a parasitic blood drinking layabout disgusting monsterous creature - or alternatively a mosquito for that matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714216
Yeah I hate vampire too, the whole human... le inferior is really annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerdusas tend to get a little wild on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714260
>Medusa gamer girl
I like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714216
rude

[Anonymous No.]

redcap x ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714216
Aaaayyyy. TIP wins again. Capes are for losers.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes I'm mixing chaos space Marines, Eros and MGE in my daydreams. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714216
>>44714238
>>44714391
t. Dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

And diiiip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714216
bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714719
Kuroneko no tango, tango, tango

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call an alp trumpart? A trap card!
Why don't jubjubs like wrestling? Because they are a bunch of jubbers!
How do Wonderlanders cook food? In a wok!
Why is the cheshire cat looking at the door? She is looking for dormice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714930
Chesh aren't that cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715050
Yes, they are more cringe than that.

[Anonymous No.]

cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715124
Disgusting waste of food.
>>44715141
I'm racist but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715150
>I'm racist but...
Dont worry shes into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715177
It feels wrong but I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715150
>Disgusting waste of food.
Would still eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to talk about chesh
talk about the fat one from wonderland instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715223
Okay, so what do you like about Jub Jub?

[Anonymous No.]

No, your fat fetish is disgusting unlike the sweet purring of a sleepy chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715270
wok is not fat
she is big breasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715270
>the sweet purring of a sleepy chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715297
What? I made a mistake in my sentence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715297
why does she have a bit of white skin near her socks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715308
Nah, just posting lovecraft's cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715344
I thank you for that. I like petting niggerwoman while reading Lovecraft's works or watching a movie inspired by him

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Today, something that I never thought would happen has happened. A person I considered a friend, a fellow waifufag, has betrayed my trust by commissioning NTR of my own waifu for years. It left me feeling violated, uncomfortable, and heartbroken that someone I once trusted would do something like this. I've been considering distancing myself from this community for months now, I have been worried that something big might happen due to the NTR drama, but I never expected to see that my former friend would be the one to do it and to me. I won't be naming who I am, as I do not want to be involved in this community anymore. I will leave my socials and accounts open, but abandoned, only to preserve what once was. Please be careful to who you trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715344
>We're 100% black
>Pussycats, 3.50

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712985
>shirohebi
> Obviously tries to mimic yandere characters
>tries to act threatening to any girl that looks in your general direction
>mad that her mom wants her to be a shrine maiden instead of an ancient evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
If true, we don't deserve mamonos and that's why portal won't open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
Sir, this is /mgt/. Bunkerchan is the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715492
>>We're 100% black
"Me too."
>t.Automaton secret government agent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
>[some drama shit]
>I won't be naming who I am
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712539
I didn't know I could run this fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715492
>>Pussycats, 3.50
Yeah, well, it's not too pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715344
Maybe I'm not so racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>44714719
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
Not gonna lie, I would ban even most Japanese from touching MGE, not mention the westoids.

[Anonymous No.]

>44715489
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715644
I hope nobody points out to KC that the NTRman boogeyman will never corrupt his waifus, if he never publishes anything more and keeps everything in his head

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715550
>"Hey! You must be that guy Walton Simons was talking about."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710016

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710016
>"No! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715693
>Bravo 6 going dark
Anon shouldn't have shit-talked the Dark Elf matriarchy so much online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713344
>not MGE
>off topic
how many times do we need to explain this to you? Even talking about the terrifying humans can be on topic on this thread if it relates to monster girls somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ehe. Hehehe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715750
>we
There's no we, mick. /tg/ tards can fuck off back to /tg/ with their irrelevant shit and you should head out to /trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715739
>And then... In comes the High Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715633
Name 3 people she's put in that cute brown tummy of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715633
Name 3 people she's put in that cute brown tummy of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715778
I am the lifeblood of this thread, unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>44715750
God, that newfag shit...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to develop Pavlonian conditioning towards wight's ohohos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715739
>>Bravo 6 going dark

[Anonymous No.]

>44715750
>offtopic post with not relating to monster girls and with a vague MGE reference shoehorned in to pretend it's relevant
>"You just don't like it cause it's not MGE!"
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715863
>>44715781
>>44715693
Elves larping as soldiers when they never killed someone is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715840
clack

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715781
Where does an elf even get a camo leotard and tactical garters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715762

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715798
>>44715799
A dormouse one a day.
Whenever a Cheshire cat attempts to teleport into her house, she teleports her right into her stomach with a magical barrier to keep her from getting out.
Jubjubs when they coom too loudly while she's masturbating
The mad hatter that forgot to invite her to a tea party
Pretty much every low number trumpart she sees.
And hopefully me one day when I call her a BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715877
murder's pretty cringe, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715877
Okay tough guy and oh-so-legit military veteran /k/ommando... How can you tell or recognize a Larger to a bona fide Demon Realm Military Operator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715915
>A dormouse
Between cait sith and wocks the poor dormouse cannot catch a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>I see your armor has flame wards, sir knight. Very good.
>But does it have bullet wards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715939
>flamelet has fire weak enough to need a gun to compensate
LMAO and she even calls herself a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715923
It's just a fact, real soldier are mostly drafted poor soul who get send to the slaughterhouse and came out broken or dead. Larping as a special operator is stupid even if I do so sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715958
and elves are pathetic, so it fits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715644
>using Westoids without irony
Go back to the bunker or touch some grass

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: militarynigger will stay up when you will be banned if the nipple on your picture was shown on 1-2cm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715937
Mice are eaten by just about everything. Life sucks when you're at the bottom of the food chain. Also if jabberwocks didn't eat dormice, their population would get out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
This is great. Give us the details, anon. We gossip like schoolgirls here.
Are you a big name or just one of the lower level waifufags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715968
Yes just like us. We are worthless, we can't reproduce and wish for impossible dreams. We should have die a long time ago but current society keep us around like cattle.

[Anonymous No.]

How could anyone be bitter living in a land full of beautiful white women like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716025
Because they're not real

[Anonymous No.]

Is showing monstergirls the movie Bridge to Terabithia considered a cruel and unusual act?

[Anonymous No.]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716025
I can be bitter anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710612
Evil women are for serving, as a loyal husband who is there to comfort her when her plans go awry, and to praise her when she succeeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716214

[Anonymous No.]

What are hags for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716248
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716279
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716279
Ponzi schemes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710506
Sneak potions into her food and drink so she stays small and bullyable forever she's still as strong as an ox of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710771
More like
>needs to pull anon out of her nemesis

[Anonymous No.]

just busted a nut to tacokot

[Anonymous No.]

>Umm... so...
A quiet bug confronts you. Engaging her in conversation will probably not help you fulfill either of your main goals (getting your VCR fixed and becoming shogun, military ruler of all Zipangu). What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
Have we really run out of reasons to hate NTR fags for and so we’ve had to resort to making shit up now?
If someone told me this was a psyobs by Mike I would believe them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716364
No, this is surely true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710944
Style reminds me of a moomins character. I need the name of the artist for this right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
On the offchance this isn't a massive shitpost- don't go anon. Yeah, that really sucks. I don't know why they would do that to a friend, it's really shitty. But you know who aren't shitty people?

The wonderful writers and artists we have that their time so that we have something to enjoy and talk about.
Waifufags that want nothing more than to cozy talk among friends.
People like Magus who offer to help our new writers.
People like unnamed artist who offered to do something nice for sad-anon last night.

Despite being 4chan, there are plenty of good people here that just love monstergirls. And I'll bet at least one would be happy to make a new friend.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716423
No! I love the Chief Goddess! Stop tempting me!

[Anonymous No.]

Autumn means Winter sooon cometh and Winter means Krampus will take me away in her sack
I can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

foxes go home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716434
>>44716441
The Chief Goddess is actually a really tall fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44711094
We talk about how picky we would be in regard to monsters but in reality rejecting the first monster to show genuine romantic interest in (me) would be a monumental task. I think 99% of the male population would fold at a caring, kind, beautiful, woman showing interest at them and that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716326
>angel tugs on the demon's tail
>meaty slurp and a loud moan from the demon
>angel gets uncomfortable and leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716441
I’m gonna be very racist to foxes. Especially the ones from the mist continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716488
I think that’s true for most guys here. Sure, you might have a waifu, but the moment any of them tried to hit on you, you would fold and become their love toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716483
The really tall fox is actually three short foxes in a trench coat.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes out!
Ushis in!
Shitsune out!
Onis in!
Vermin out!
Hebis in!

[Anonymous No.]

im going to molest chubby monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716527
That's likely the case within reason. Most of us have a few favorite species we'd probably be very happy with even if we have a waifu. That said, the most dedicated waifufags would hopefully get a helping hand from Eros to get their best ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716282
Tourettes cheshire screeching racial slurs in public. Real life is like her own personal 2008 COD lobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716538
I agree except with Hebis because they are a dumb

BRING ME ONI
BIG MUSCLE ONI ARE CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716492
Yeah, "leaves" to just outside their door so she can peek at her nemesis getting fucked and schlick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716364
Who the fuck is Mike

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716527
No they're too many mamonos that I hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712164
>Double student debt
>Triple world hunger
>Make cancer a communicable disease

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I like bbc
big booty Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716313
I really, really, really, like this ogre would be her gopher

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716313
kiss green tummy
submit to white hair greenies
bring ogrelords snacks and beer
be cherished by ogre momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716587
Mick or whatever the Irish furry shitposter is called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716596
Then you’ll be unloved as well anon. Abandoned forever by all monster girls.
Or until you learn how to use a mana marker like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716619
Cheshire ass big enough to fuck like tits.
Maybe even black Cheshire ass too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716488
I wouldn't trust a succubus because if she's the kind that kills people then of course she would lie and say she's the kind that doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716684
a chesh could prank me by making me addicted to her butt and conditioning me into becoming her seat cushion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716685
We're assuming this is mamano running on mge rules here. No dryfishing is the default

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716673
Because I reject someone? Fine, they can fuck off if they can't take a no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716698
But how would you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716698
You can't verify that with something as generic as a succ

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716713
>>44716718
It's my hypothetical and I make the rules. Besides I agree to extent and think I would be in the wait and see what happens to other men camp before acting out my degenerate monster marrying fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont know which monster has the best pussy, but it sure as hell ain't baph

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716760
The correct answer for a married man is his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716740
>mamono who have been impotently reading the threads finally open the portals
>immediately begin a massive campaign to unite with their husbands
>are heartbroken when all the MGE fans that have been unknowingly calling to them hide and wait to see
There is only suffering in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716760
The answer is easy.
Not a monster though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716791
They're retarded if they can't understand why we don't trust something that good. First meeting will be at gunpoint and will take a very long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716505
>mist continent
What if the foxes are even more racist than you? And you won't know what they are really saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716804
NTA but I will do the same in french. We can be two playing that stupid game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716695
Imagine chocolate Cheshire ass splattered with your thick cum.

[Anonymous No.]

i desire jabberwock wife but in pale white

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715489
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716835
I find myself thinking a lot about chocolate demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716869
thats more strawberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716804
I will do the same with my own language. We can be two playing this stupid game

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716878
>"Ara-ara. Guess you'll just have to come closer and find out~"
I'd kiss her tummy regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716804
I don't know. One I do know is that I want to have sex with the hag hinezumi that runs the Chinese restaurant in my neighbourhood and can't speak a lick of English. I don't care if her business is a cover for a mamano wife smuggling op, she will be pregnant with out daughters before the year is out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716869
>white eyes
Unexpectedly cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716799
You know she's the one when she takes a bullet in the face and then says she wouldn't need tricks if she wanted to eat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712654
Giggling at the idea of a guy running up to portal border control and smashing random paper images of mamano he printed out from google images against the glass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716981
>Anon just smacks a picture of a Latenight fox on the glass of the border patrol booth
>The fox working the shift just gives him a ( - w - ) ? while tilting her head at him, confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716760
Trueloli baphomets have the best pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716995
Sounds like a "how mom and dad met" kind of story

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716957
Or maybe she's playing with her food/victim, you can't know. Anyway the gun must be pointed to your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716981
>A few hundred anons do this across the world at their respective portal
>Becomes a normal way of asking for a specific mg wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>captured by elves
>brought to the heart of their failing civilization
>every day hundreds of elves come to you
>even their very touch drains you of mana
>although plenty do it through sex
>eventually their daughters come to you
>soon you become the beating heart of a civilization of magic addicted elves as they spread out into the world once more
>but other elves did the same
>eventually organize a meeting with the other anon mana batteries
>it goes poorly. Turns out a lot of anons have become petty sorceror lords with plenty of amibtion
>soon the whole continent devolves into a conflict of harems of elf daughter wives vying for superiority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717038
First contact only ends one way: being forceably disarmed and then heavily dosed with charm magic. Only once they've decided that we've been thoroughly stuffed with love and are no longer afraid/a threat to ourselves will they release us.
It hurts them that it has to be this way, but they understand. There will be plenty of time for forgiveness later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717079
speed dating monster style
>photo - sex - marriage

[Anonymous No.]

What do you have to do for a hatter to make this face?

[Anonymous No.]

>Getting ridden by ushi
>Try to kiss her
>She gets all flustered
>Tells me kisses are for after marriage
>Cum inside her
Ushis are just too damn cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717100
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
when you realise the prt is more than just tea and biscuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717103
Not from me. Going the hard way will spoil any good will I had.

[Anonymous No.]

I still like the idea of going through the portal and seeing a number of monster girls with signs, each with a name of a specific anon like at an airport lobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
shrink yourself down and jump into her teacup naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717176
Sounds like sex tourism to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
Say you prefer coffee over tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
talk about her aunt who has an even bigger ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
I don't understand. When you draw what on earth drives people to save it as 838x1200?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
Tell her you prefer jasmine tea over wondershire gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716981
I'm robbing the portal building at gunpoint. They will put the wives in the bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717204
I mean, considering she has to use the centaur entrances who wouldn't talk about it?

>>44717224
Some men simply wish to see the world burn

[Anonymous No.]

I miss swordlim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717229
You will receive nothing but lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
>"I heat my tea water in the microwave."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717229
>They actually agree to your demands
>Be another anon
>relaxing at home
>A knock at the door
>Anon hands you your mg wife
>She's all tied up
>Is already gone before you can even process what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717229
Hauling away dragons, ushi oni, and centaurs in a large bag will certainly garner the attention of other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717231
>old hatter with centaur sized ass
shes perfect, imagine all that ass on a chair....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717296
There is a reason why her house is filled with specialty seats.
No man has yet been brave enough to attempt it.
Just don't make 'too many tea parties' jokes, she's heard them all before and WILL give you the exhaustive list of them.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when she rasengans your dick

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it. I said white mage not wight mage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717345
But she knows healing magic so it's all good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717345
>This tattoo
Wight are truly lost and ruin by the BBC niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717318
what i am gonna do is play with her massive ass, even if there are guests around

[Anonymous No.]

>>44713038
Chuuni monsters were made for missionary sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717295
I'll be gone with my loot before the police arrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717377
Then she'll have to 'punish you' for being so bold and ensure you know the proper time and place for such things.
Namely, her bedroom and right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717402
>the hatters nickname is aunt fanny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717428
>"Humph, I don't now why they bother with such an inelegant name. Is Francine not good enough for them? Why not Fran? Fran is nice! What do you think Anon?"
>"....Anon?"
>"Dear, please stop staring at my rear and answer me, I'll let you play with it in a moment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717345
It'd be fine if she didn't drain touch me every time she casts a spell. She doesn't need to constantly be a full mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717441
would she wear those tight mom jeans or some leggings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717456
Long dress with leggings underneath but no 'frame' on the dress like those Victorian ones, meaning every curve and inch you see is pure her.
Also means you can get better patterns on the outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717450
But she needs to be on full mana to ensure her spells are at max power and so that she can another one right after if needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717171
>I'm not scary anon, I promise.
>You can't trust me? I just want to be happy with you, anon, if you look into my eyes you'll see that.
>That's it... There, you see? I would never hurt you, anon. I love you so much. Just look deeper and know I'm telling you the truth.
>What's that you say? I have pretty eyes? You're so cute... but there's more to me than my eyes you know.
>Like my hands. Aren't they soft? And gentle. You're so warm anon... and soft too. I could pet you like this for hours...
>Oh, don't be scared! That's just my tail. It likes you a lot too. See how it wraps around you? It wants to be close to you... just like I do. I can even- tickle!- you with it!
>Ah~! You can't... ha... you can't just touch it like that, anon~! It's very sensitive there. If you're good, maybe I'll let you give it a kiss later to apologize...
>My wings like you too, anon. See how they close around you like a blanket? Pulling you in tight against me... my arms around you...
>Shhhh... you're shaking. It's okay. Look into my eyes again, anon. I just want to hold you. Feel how warm I am. You're safe, anon, just relax into my arms.
>Good boy... your eyes are beautiful too. Awww, such a cute blush! I want to see that face some more...
>I think you deserve a reward. Why don't you look even deeper into my eyes? I love you so much... Every day without you has been so lonely, but that's over now.
>*smooch*
>There you go. Aren't my lips soft? Don't they feel so nice against yours? Oh? You want another? I suppose I can oblige such a cute request... <3
>Mmmm, that was nice~. You taste so good. And so gentle... I kiss you like this forever. Was my tongue playful enough?
>See anon? Am I so scary? Now why don't we go into the bedroom and get to know each other a little more...
there was a greentext many years ago like this. I was disappointed to find that I seem to have lost it. I did my best to stay true to it though

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire moves in
>No more daylight
>Vampire hunter says he’ll deal with her
>Months later we’re all cordially invited to their wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717517
Gotcha covered, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717517
Nice greentext but you made it worse. I couldn't read to the end and it gives me goosebumps. It feels like a trap and I had a flee or fight reaction to it. Sorry anon, your efforts have been wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717562
Oh my god, you're a fucking saint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717517
Just comes across as weird to me, feel like I'm being treated like a six year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717114
You mean hot.

[Anonymous No.]

touch the cow
do it whenever

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717477
Man, hatters are too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717598
too close to human, so trash.

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of an alarm clock I want to be woken up by a wight ohohoing.

[Anonymous No.]

minotaur tipping is an xtreme sport

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717618
You should be giving them more than just the tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717589
Sloth demons are weird but make for perfect cuddlebugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717618
>put on all red clothes
>walk up to sleep cow with crowbar
>slowly put it under big brown muscular cow
>Put your entire weight onto it
>Cow gets flipped onto belly
>Moos loudly, but doesn't wake up
>Anon sighs and takes his crowbar
>Anything to get that adrenaline hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717618
How would you feel if some cow woke you up in the middle of the night just to flip you over

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717671
I dont make a funny noise when flipped in my sleep tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717671
>Anon wakes up face down on the floor, blankets tossed over him.
>Looking up he sees the outline of a muscled, horned woman.
>"How do YOU like it, HUH?"
>Anon can only stare in confusion as the mysterious figure climbs out his window and speeds off into the darkness....after crashing onto some trashbins and startling a napping werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717618
>Hi I am Anon Chatanooga and this is Minotaur tipping
>5 seconds later anon is flat on his ass from a mino that is bigger than butterbean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhLgvDX_J1I

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717562
You got any more like this. I often find myself thinking about some of the old cute greentexts like this that have been lost to time, and I'd love to go take a trip down memory lane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717727
Here's another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717562
Better but still makes me feel weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717717
so damn she that fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717618
>anon tries this because he wants to be cool
>finds a mid sized minotaur - small enough to not need a motorcycle and tow cable
>Digs fingers under mino meaty belly and lifts
>Nothing
>Puts his back against her and digs into the ground with his legs
>Nothing
>Goes to get a crowbar
>Arm suddenly grabs his own
>Dark so can only see glowing red pupils
>Minotaur tips herself right onto anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717732
Would you be willing to add what you have to an archive of some sort? I can offer you a yerb commission for your time.
One day someone is going to turn off the lights for these threads and these will be all any of us have to keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717745
Anon needs to drink mino milk before he tries that, also he needs to lift alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717732
Man that shit fucked me up after the dreams last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717735
It's charm magic, anon. It's about feelings rather than words. You fall under her spell and her gentle words are something to help you relax further.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a monsters prince charming

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717618
>Minotaurs all know about this
>Pretend to sleep
>Secretly hoping an anon will come and tip them because it feels REALLY GOOD
>"Come on, tip me anon! Tip me like you tip a hat anon!" they silently think
>Unspoken rule to leave anons be unless they are really loud, really touchy, or cant lift the minotaur they choose
>If any of those are met, he's fair game

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717789
Feel like brainwash/propaganda, I know it's not but feel like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717800
im going to get the biggest and chunkiest one and pull down her pants and fuck her doggystyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717813
anon that isnt cow tipping that's just sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717821
and? im giving her more than just the tip

[Anonymous No.]

Only difference between a wight and a dirty stinkin zombie is the dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717832
This is an xtreme sport, not a sextreme sport

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717847
i just want a big strongfat mino gf to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717842
>dirty stinkin zombie
I'll have you know I wash my zombie daily! She is clean and smells very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717803
My personal head-canon is that they can't lie and use charm magic at the same time, since it's so driven by feelings. It's less a magic spell and more a connection between souls (as eyes are the gateway) that they use to show you how they feel. The fact that most men are incapable of resisting their magic is thus 100% because they drown under the intense love and desire of mamono and feelings of comfort and safety.
The words just guide you under and allow her to express herself, but fall under the same rule: you'd know if she was lying and she can't hide her true intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717803
Nta, but I don't enjoy being treated like I'm not aware of these things.
>ma'am, I know your tail is sensitive, that's why I am squeezing it gently with my crotch rubbing against yours.
Honestly though, suggestion / charm stuff isn't appealing to me. The tits are already in my face going by the situation, I need no further convincing; constructive criticism followed by miscellaneous moaning and sweet nothings upon improvement are what my dick and heart need to hear. Far more encouraging, and it doesn't sink my boner faster then the Titanic did like the 'coddling' type pillow talk

Now, actual mind control shit scares me on a primal level in any form. I have lived my whole life as myself, Anon E. Moose, I would rather not be changed forcibly for something like sexual pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717852
I recomend awake minotaur tipping then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717847
Every mamono sport is a sextreme sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717875
I don't really think it's meant for you if you've already buried yourself in her tits. It's for all the good boys who are too scared to join with their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717803
I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717888
I like sextreme sports
Can I make it in professional bedframe breaking?

[Anonymous No.]

[spoilers]Phoenixes prefer isekai’d Anons. A husband who themselves is reincarnated is a massive turn on for them[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717923
Ah yes, to be mindbroken and turned into a sex slave by boiling hot loli pheonix. A dream of mine ever since I saw the chicken in paradox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717923
i'd rather not

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717889
Fair, I had not considered there would be people /not/ preemptively motor boating whichever mamono chooses them first. I'll be figuring out how to get an Ushi mana marker, and then test my pelvis through a long series of fuck-fights for who gets to be on top, personally

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717110
Too cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717792
This is what happens to hellhounds when you breed the runt of the litter for too many generations in a row. I bet she even knows how to cook something other than steaks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717187
>Mad hatter
>Diamonds suit == /d/egenerate
>Shrinking yourself down in front of her
>Jumping in a cup she's going to consume
You're just asking to get vored by her. At a minimum, a full body blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717517
>>44717562
I know exactly why I have this (heart)boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717923
>>44717962
I'll take her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718041
There must be a reason why dormice keep falling asleep covered in tea.
Besides, look at her smile, she looks like a mentally stable individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717923
>>44717962
>>44718057
It sounds kinda nice, growing up together, growing old together, dying together, then repeating the process all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718046
Not sure why you would choose that image for those texts. isn't the idea that they aren't going to hurt you?

[Anonymous No.]

monsters that make the best calzone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718112

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718153
What a nice story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718112
I like level drain, and you'll learn to like it too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718171
Yikes. And it was so cozy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718071
Many a dormouse have met their end in a mad hatter's gut

[Anonymous No.]

>Be anon
>Hear about level draining
>Sounds good
>Go to the phone book and look for level drain services
>Call up level drain succubus
>She shows up with a big red box - probably full of sex toys
>"Alright, where's your bathroom?"
>She wants to do it in the shower? That's pretty hot
>Take her to your bathroom
>She reaches into her box
>Pulls out a spirit level and puts it in your bathtub
>"Ah. Sorry Anon, your drain is already pretty level."
>Leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718220
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718192
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being drained of all power and being left at the mercy of a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Standing 69 with a loli Lich, except because of the size difference it's just you staring at her fat ass, thighs and pussy while she deepthroats you upside down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718233
There is also nothing wrong with being drained of your age.

[Anonymous No.]

would you rather marry with thin, dainty and pretty jian-sama or big meaty and curvy dao-chan
They are both cursed swords from the mist contient

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718220
kek
plumber succ in sexy dungarees

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718220
>hire a demon to level drain you
>she comes over for a house call
>outfit isn't very sexy but whatever
>drains your levels
>doesn't feel as good as guys made it sound
>she asks if you have your re-spec all thought out
>what
>informs you that the level drain is only for adventurers who wanted to try a new class
>have to come up with a whole new build on the spot
>it's shit
>too poor to respec into my old build
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718220
>That night she uses the spare housekey she swiped to sneak into your house and rape you into submission.
>Become the trophy husband of a thicc Succubus plumber.
Foolish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718220
At least she didn't charge me for the visit. That's some nice service there. I will call her again to level my shelf instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717735
For whatever reason that made me think of this old one.

[Anonymous No.]

>get randomly picked up by a wight
>asks me to entertain her
>I am too boring I have no idea what to do
>I try to think of something funny to say
>Suddenly I feel a pressure buidling up
>Due to stress I can't control it and I fart audibly
>color almost drains from my face
>I want to crawl up in a hole an die
>the wight stares at me for a few moments with a neutral expression
>she then erupts into laughter and almost falls over
>who would think that such a high-class lady would be entertained by a fart joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>44715124
I will attempt to grab the burger and accidentaly grab her ass

[Anonymous No.]

Cyka

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718307
I love this one because it feature a chesh and it's not about harassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718273
>makes plumbing puns that would make a cheshire groan

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your demon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718220
Succuplumber does her best!
Her job isn't glamorous, but somebody needs to do it!
Nobody wants to marry succuplumber, she spends all day unclogging drains filled with slime and fur!
Won't anyone think of succuplumber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44716025
"""""white"""""

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718338
>bratty Russian goth lich that speaks Russian because she knows you can't understand it and that you'll get pissed off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718348
Nah, we'll get demon wives like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
throw tea into the harbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718401
Pure blooded Argentinian maiden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717109
ask for milk instead of tea

[Anonymous No.]

>go to robo maid Cafe
>have to cook your own order on the maid
I want my money back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718435
Brits are sick enough to drink their tea with milk, so you might get away with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop scaring her, vorefaggots
Monster girls don't eat eachother and she's perfectly safe in my arms!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718449
yummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718434
Those are kikis who served """him""" and fled to Argentina, why do you think there are so many kikis in that place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718447
thats if you say milk tea but not just milk
>>44718469
>tfw no big booty latin kikis

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the beach and get catcalled, groped, and raped by muscular mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718449
Report and ignore it, it's the usual fatherless schizo furfag trying to force his mentally ill shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718447
fuck you it tastes nice
and only in our bagged crap and some breakfast teas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718348
This is why you carefully word the contract.
>I want to us both to be happy
>I want us to have a large family
>All family disputes must be solved via rock off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718449
>Implying dormice aren't the biggest vore monsters of all
Move aside, jabberwock. We've got a new contender in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718487
A wild Brit
Yo don’t you have to be nice on the internet lest you get arrested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718477
Typical chum. I bet you dangle your legs off the pier just to taunt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718486
KC needs to make a announcement about it soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718449
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718339
sweet cozy comfy Cheshire lapcats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718537
>Dangle your legs off the pier
>Grabbed by a Mershark, a Flow Kelp and a Kraken who all start fighting over who gets to rape you.
Such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718545
Mick, do you know what you brain damaged furfaggots have in common with the disgusting abominations you jerk off to?

You're both rabid animals that any rational society would put down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718545
There are no busses In gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718570
Mershark and kraken are having an epic dual over the fate of anon. Meanwhile flow kelp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718564
Exactly, that my favorite behavior for all werecats

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>go fishing in the swamp
>get a tug on the line, try to reel it in
>get pulled in instead
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718641
Eheh face the chesh

[Anonymous No.]

someone post the ghost of a chance chesh, arigato cato

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718240
>why am I hearing the boss music?
>what is that age bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718671
Pas compris

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718240
In fact, its preferred!

[Anonymous No.]

It could be me post mortem...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718671
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718686
Monstergirl twins share often. Careful you don't end up with more chesh than you can handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718571
The future is grim

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the Cheshire image where she's shaking her red booty on someone's boner?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it chesh hours?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718729
YUP

[Anonymous No.]

Petit chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718773
i want grosse chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718729
I want two chocolate Cheshire twins to sandwhich my dick between their gigantic asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718779
Are you a big man to handle the Grosse Chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718787
i am a big man, now give me the grosser chat pranks

also howm would french cheshes differ from wonderland cheshes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718806
Thicker, more likely to molest you, know some of the best spots for food in town.
Oh and they have the sexier version of the accent.
And that's not even getting into all the cutesy nicknames she'll give you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718545
KC likely wouldn't make an announcement so much as he'd have one of his proxies come in here and try to gaslight people like with the whole "It was fine to make Malef fan art and stories, you all just assumed it'd be DMCAed".

[Anonymous No.]

What monster best represents your nation's stereotype?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718806
Less pranks but a lot of dark humor jokes with some lighthearted word plays around sex and food. Cook delicious food, catholic, countryside/city rivalry (tomboy versus haughty wanna-be nobles), chivalry is a big thing on both sides. Casual hate crimes on bongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718736
Never trust a fox. I'm sure she planned all of this

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if someone starts talking about KC like he even knows/cares this thread exists. It's likely mick off his meds again. Don't give him attention or (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>44718841
Talking to yourself is a major sign of being a nutjob, mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718883
We know he does though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718874
>french cheshire
Just as long as she isn't a mime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718869
p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718869
What movies think
>Hatter
What it actually is
>Ogres

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718897
those are french bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718905
brits i assume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718869
It's hard to pick a definitive answer, but I pick the Black Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718894
The only "we" in your sentence are the voices in your rotted furfag brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718915
ye
Ever had an ogreggs before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718930
Sure, a snout is just more face to kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718869
Griffon is the only one with the freedom bird colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718935
i had burgers and fries with eggs before with extra bacon and mayo and ketch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718869
Turkey girl gf(she's fat)

[Anonymous No.]

I need a cheshire with a body like pic related to just fucking crush me with her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718935
love me a good chicken pasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718935
Ogres love a good sausage roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718935
more down for a Selkie Choppy myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718930
What part of "don't engage with it" did you not understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718963
Hell yeah brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717402
>not using your face as a chair while she continues hosting like everything’s normal
pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718978
It's a sad state of affairs when a random furry is more popular here than KCs official liaisons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718999
If you count "literally everyone wishes he would end his worthless life already so he'd finally shut the fuck up" as popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718976
>chippy
damnit

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby automaton that enjoys too many bit wafers and gets pouty when I squeeze her new reserve energy containers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718963
Be careful what you wish for. The cats with only the fattest of asses are big fans of cosmic horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718976
>>44719022
>"ain't no chips here laddie"
>selkie proceeds to drop what can only be described as a potato sliced in three and fried on your plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719039
This skintone and body shape is almost exactly what I want on a Cheshire.
I want that thing to deafen me when it claps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719021
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719060
Sounds like a bad case of toxoplASSmosis

[Anonymous No.]

>44718935
>44718967
>"Proper ogre geezer I am."
>"Luv' me deep fried sausage rolls."
>"Luv' drinkin whiskey out of my sport's direct mug"
>"Luv' Mancheshire United"
>"''Ate Wonderland Wednesday"
>"''Ate those fackin seagull harpies that what keep pinchin' my fackin chips"
>"'Ate those bleedin' blue onis (not speciesist just don't like 'em)"
>"MINDBREAK MEANS MINDBREAK"
>"Simple as"

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn piss off Haku sensei by making your maidbot to do your homework

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hebi to coil around me and squeeze me until I nearly pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719124
>nearly
Fake hebi lover spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44710016

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718563
It's a new thread meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719088
It's not like I'll ever be alone without her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719087
>seagull harpies
Imagine the screeching

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719087
I want to get drunk with bong ogres and onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719247
>OI LAD, WHAT'S A BIRD GOTTA DO TO GET SOME A' THAT SCRAN, YEAH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719215
>new
Maybey here
But on /b/ its been a thing for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719265
I didn't know /b/ cared about dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719264
ah that takes me back to my highschool years

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719265
>But on /b/ its been a thing for years.
I sometimes visit that board out of pure morbid curiosity and I have no idea how brain damaged you'd have to be to enjoy it nowadays.
It's like the old /b/ culture regurgitated by a dozen generations of newfags who get progressively more retarded, total cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719264
>>44719247
>>44719264
>>44719087
>Go to Selkie Chippy
>Walk out with chip in Selkie's famous curry sauce plus fisho
>Get jumped by roadmen seagull harpies immediately
>"Oi! What you got there from the bossman ?"
>"'Ey bossman, give us them chips."
>Takes out realm silver knife
>"Gonna ching you. Big man ting yeah?"
>Don't understand anything they just said
>Get raped by seagull harpies after one of them shivs you
>Also no chips
>At least their feathers are soft...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718883
He knows insofar as the jannies who do it for free show him shit to piss him off or kick start the DMCA process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719323
>tfw they learn im american after using my cursed colt peace maker to make the seagulls to see stars
>And I tie them up as I feed my gun wife so they can see what they missed out

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilith made monsters OP as fuck
>but Samuel Colt made men and mamono equal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719348
>TFW no shotgun tsukumogami

[Anonymous No.]

remember lads, seagulls are surprisingly large birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719323
>>44719376
>BEEG feathery wings with a faint scent of sea salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719215
It's not a meme, it's just the mick spamming the same thing over and over again instead of killing himself like he should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719376
>>44719323
>>44719404
Also very annoying
>Different anon
>Go to same Selkie chippy
>Seagull problem addressed by giving each patron a big stick
>Nice selkie, good ideas and good curry sauce
>Wave your stick threateningly at the seagull harpy eyeing you from the roof of a nearby building
>Sit down and eat
>"PUSSY!"
>Ignore her
>"CUNT!"
>Ignore her
>"PAY ME ATTENTION!"
>Mock throwing a chip in the air
>*Whoosh*
>Seagull eats nothing but air
>"FUCK YOU!"
>More seagulls show up
>Now surrounded by angry seagull harpys
>Pull your stick and chips close
>Why couldn't it be the cute pigeon harpy instead

Anon should hope and pray for the ogre bunch to get out of the local and save his arse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719370
>tfw no trench aunty shotty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719366
>Samuel Colt made men and mamono equal
Until monsters without beeg meaty claws realized they could use them too.
>Get domed by a redcap from half a mile away
>Lay on the ground horny and helpless to do anything but wait as the sound of her ATV draws closer
>TFW she takes off her safety vest and unsheathes her realm silver blades for the ritual rape/flensing you know is coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719458
thats why u have to train your awareness
or forgo guns
and just bathe yourself in wurm milk in the holy church of wurm
gives you a body that is as strong as a wurms, only bad thing is that permant mark to wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719458
On the bright side you can pull an Indiana Jones on Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717517
>Shhhh... you're shaking. It's okay. Look into my eyes again, anon. I just want to hold you. Feel how warm I am. You're safe, anon, just relax into my arms.
ah, ahghghh? aghh,, uagh. aahH! ojnmygod

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719476
>lose to monster girls
>get knocked out
>wake up
>you're strapped down and the head salamander is right in front of you
>"kali ma, kali ma"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719477
Yeah. Been riding high on these two all morning. It's everything I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719458
It's all fun and games until the dragon pulls out an 8-barreled shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719432
>cute pigeon harpy
>chilling around parking lots
>you can pick her up, she doesn't mind

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna buy a super expensive car so I can impress monsters on the first date even though I am completely broke. I'm sure to land a rich monster that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718220

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
gotta respect the blue collar monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
saved. thank you anon. plumber succ lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719507
>soft cooing at night

[Anonymous No.]

This general always reads like something AI generated. Every response is a generic response that reads like one gorillion other posts in past incarnations of this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
I wish I had a skilled wife like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719529
At least you know that the posts with "nigger" in them are human-made

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719504
Someone post the cat paw shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719529
It's all a dream, just wake up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719529
Been circling the drain for a while now, ain’t it? Pure inertia will keep it spinning, if redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719507
wood or city pigeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719529
Not like there's new content we can post or talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44717803
It's less about manipulating thoughts and more about quelling certain emotions. Fear and pain are things that cause humans a lot of distress, which monsters don't like, so they have spells which can dampen those feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719563
I hear some new monster girl games might be coming out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719529
I don't know. Pretty cozy few days. Some sadposting last night, but it's Friday and we all seem in better spirits. Hopefully anon is doing better. Shitposting is down. New stories recently. New art just now.
All in all, looking pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719579
Oh, and a really cozy talk/greentexts about charm magic and succ love. Can't hate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719564
Look at the radars on that maid

[Anonymous No.]

>lusty demon comes up to me
>"Human! Your soul is tainted with desire! Let me show you the pleasures of Hell itsel-"
>"NO."
>"H-huh? What do you m-mean n-no...? I just want to make you happy and-"
>"NO."
>busty angel comes right behind her
>"Hark! Thou hath done well to reject the lure of the demonic, human! Now I shalt reward thee with Heaven's joy and-"
>"NO!"
>"B-beg your pardon? I'm only offering to show you eternal blessings of ecstas-"
>"NO!"
>the demon and the angel both start crying because of how mean I was to them
>put on my sunglasses and start walking off into the sunset while smoking a cigar and flexing my bulging muscles
Goddamn it feels good to be neutral. Fuck the light and the dark, Humanity is number one bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719564
I've come to realize I'd probably require some kind of charm magic unless the portal openings are a fairly slow process. I also don't want to effectively be out of my gourd though. Sorry, hypothetical waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718240
>Enter monster lair
>'Age' bar pops up in the corner of your vision
what the fuck? no- no, hel-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719593
>Humanity is number one bitches
They sure are anon. They sure are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719529
I agree. I feel like I've read the same thing a million times sometimes.
>>44719579
>>44719588
your idea of cozy and his idea of boring genericness are the same thing.
>>44719598
>you get to be young again
>negotiations required on how young

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719593
*moments later anon was amazon-pressed by a hellhound*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
I feel like I've seen a lot of your stuff before but I can't seem to put a name to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719598
can't even deliver mail without monster nonsense baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719616
I think he drew something yesterday too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719576
There's a thread on /vg/ for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
Super cool! Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718469
Sure. Hitler loved all the brown people like a father. Why do you keep shoving this shit everywhere? Be less retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719624
Then what is this thread for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719593
truly no monster can sway you from your path
oh wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719593
And that's the story of how one man made Angels and Demons set aside their differences to team up and rape him into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719559
There is a cohort of anons that enjoy coasting on nothing until MGE releases more trickle content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719630
It is just a joke that Argentinians are descendants of Germans, we all know that the Germans who came to Argentina were Jews, can you stop being so dense? In any case Hitler would kill you for being American, stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719088
is it okay to marry a maidbot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719674
They could simply use their imaginations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719643
Pixie wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719694
We've got writefags and drawfriends for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719616
Looks like Legitwho to me, the writefag-turned-drawfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719678
Suck a Charlie Chaplin dick and shut the fuck up about your schizo shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719507
The cops won't tell you this, but the birds at the city park are free. They can't arrest you for taking one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
wonderful shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719694
That would require doing something. Even the actual written stories fall hard into the threads strict rules where nothing important has to happen.
By all rights by now the thread should have spawned some sort of long form greentext series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719712
i just posted a monster girl and you got mad about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719515
>Succ plumber spends whole afternoon fixing leak
>Suspiciously always bending over in a way to show you her plumber's crack
>And what an ass that is
>"Nearly done... just gotta do this one thing."
>Drops washer down cleavage
>"Ah fuck. I'm gonna have to come back next Tuesday to fix this, cause I can't reach that washer and if I can't reach that washer ain't nothing getting fixed."
>Lewd smile
>"Unless..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719735
Shut the fuck up about Hitler’s love for nigger jew maids, retard. Last (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719744
She got a Boston accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719733
It happens if I’m bored enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718570
how'd that kraken fit her fat ass under the dock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719733
Too much autistic babyrage over (thing I don't like)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719733
>irish schizo trying to talk down anyone
The irony is killing me now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719775
Kraken are very squishy, they like to squeeze into places to surprise unsuspecting men. Why no one has caught onto them hiding under the dock none can say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719775
She's been waiting all day clinging to the underside of the dock for a cute boy to dangle his legs. Never underestimate the determination of a lonely cephalopod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719797
Do you mean the anon doing more for monster girls than anyone in the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44712560
Yeah. Rehab probably wouldn’t hurt either.

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT
DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT DON'T RESPOND TO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719839
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719711
Those tits are made to be fucked by the shota she's babysitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719839
How about I respond to you instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44718963
No Anon! She'll use that fat jiggly ass to bully you at every turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719845
>expectations
>"ufufufu young man, I'm going to turn you into a man tonight"
>reality
>"owwww my back! slow down please!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719839
No idea what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

so how would you deal with the fact that not only you woke up in wonderland but it is South American wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719866
I think we need to stop talking about mge for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719866
Try to see if I can make it to Falklands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719871
y tho, the mainland is way better

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people treat MGE like an unwanted child but can't create their own shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719857
>Making old monsters feel young again!
>Until you make them feel REALLY old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719887
>people
Literally ONE deranged schizo shitposter with a grudge

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719874
y tho, the mainland is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719847
pov: you made a bet about who would win the 2022 world cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719887
We can. It's super easy. Who asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719893
Notice how he started literally minutes after new art? It's as blatant as you can get. He'll do everything he can to sabotage content here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719887
He's just tsundere for MGE, he keeps making MS Paint doodles of one MGE design everyday. Also
>people

[Anonymous No.]

I'm crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719893
This place is FULL of schizos with grudges. Fuckers probably have a discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719866
I'm going to find an orchard or something and pray a wonderworm wanders through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719847
hellbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719857
good pic ruined by leash faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719911
This is better.

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>>44719912
>he doesn't want to lead an easy NEET life by indulging his sugar mommy's weird fantasies
weak

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>>44719908
I’d pray that it doesn’t turn into Heil Argentina schizophrenia, but I’ve got shit to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719912
The perversion of foxes knows no bounds

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>>44719908
u gonna find a banana plantation

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>>44719905
Yeah... MGE...

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>>44719916
>some dork
vs
>a hellwan
hellwan wins every time you should know this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44719911
What a pretty dog, I wonder if she's friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>cries about mge and the thread for dozens of posts again
>posts furshit
Neck yourself mick

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

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>>44719941
She is. God help anyone that isn't friendly to her husband though.

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>>44719945
Remember to report

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a hispanic jabberwock

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>>44719938
What about a dork hellwan?

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>>44719954
latin american or spanish?

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>>44719501
One day we'll make it anon.

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>>44719963
satyros breast milk is just wine

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>>44719962
if i remember correctly, Hispanic refers to latin americans

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>>44719951
My pets are only for single wans, I am going to pet this wild hellhound and see if she likes peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this monster called?

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>>44719993
FAT

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>>44719972
>you are mexican-anon you go to your public institute
>it's full of devil bugs and cheshires
>while you are in class you see how a group of Girtablilu drug traffickers are taking a man to make him the new "leader" of their cartel
>the only reason you haven't killed yourself is because this is this jabewock who runs a convenience store
>every afternoon after school you go to talk to her with the excuse of buying something
> she is very fat so much that her tits make it difficult for her to go through doors
I would write more but I'm busy, feel free to finish it however you want.

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>>44719993
La Creatura de hamburger y Queso

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>>44719993
Fat 'Burger in a bite' Lucy

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>>44717562
Here's the full thing. Going back that far and seeing some of my posts was a trip. And the thread tone is so different. Looking back, I kind of miss the acceptance of the occasional off-topic/reaction image. Things were just more "exciting" and fun.

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>>44720047
Was that on /a/ or /jp/?

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>>44720072
the post number would give you the clue

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>>44720047
/jp/
Lot's of really neat stuff. My heart really wants to go down the rabbit hole and relive the past, but down that path lies madness. Still might poke around some 2015/2016 threads and remember. What can a weekend hurt?

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>>44720047
>Looking back, I kind of miss the acceptance of the occasional off-topic/reaction image.
Looking at the faggots we have now I fucking don't. Maybe if this place wasn't a complete shithole on a board with moderation that would rather jack it to vtumor trash than do their "job" that would change.

[Anonymous No.]

welp thats the last of them
every other h artist i followed has done ntr, even the one I specifically got into for his lovey dovey stories.
I think its a question of when kc does ntr not if.

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>>44717176
That sounds nice, and scary. Imagine you never see your name

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>>44720103
Can I ask who it is to block it?

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>>44720126
Wow, you're fragile.

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>>44720098
It's always a double-edged sword. Stricter content rules pushes fun out, and people go with it. The threads were fine when KC was super active and the fandom was thriving, but nothing lasts forever.

I also really miss the silly/fun paladin posting that existed solely to bait fun greentexts and shit about fixing them. This one is what set the greentext above off. People just seemed so relaxed and happy back then. Sure there was the occasional fuckwit posting murderhobo, but they were dealt with.

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>>44720130
Not everyone is a cuckold like you, anon.

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>>44720130
ok and?

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>>44720119
>Go through the portal
>See Monstergirls waiting for anons all holding signs with their names
>Yours isn't visible.
>Feel sad for a moment as long thin strands sneak down behind you.
>Yanked up into the room's ceiling without anyone noticing.
>Raped right there in the rafters by an Arachne in slutty ninja clothing.
There is no such thing as safe from monster love anon.

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>>44720131
Sounds like all your problems come back to KC.

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>>44720131
>It's always a double-edged sword
Not anymore. Now it's just giving dynamite to an arab and expecting something good to come out of it. Paladinshit stopped being "fun" fucking years ago back when /tg/fags used to to push Warhammer HFY faggotry which again had a similar problem of janitors not doing their fucking jobs and getting rid of these shitheads.

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>>44720139
No. Just time, anon. I wish things didn't change but they do.

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>>44720147
I think the anon directly above that helped a lot with it.

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>>44717191
It ain't tourism if you never leave.

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>>44720141
The only Warhammer shit that should be here is making miniatures with monstergirls and playing the game together.

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>>44720161
Fuck off, Warhammer can stay on it's board where it fucking belongs.

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>>44720161
Imagine playing DnD with your harem.

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>>44720141
I don't have the magic answer and you sound like you just like being angry about things. If I could bring back the magic and passion from the before times I would, but it's not meant to be.
>>44720157
I wish everyone was here to love monstergirls and have fun but the threads seem to be stuck between shitposting assholes and gatekeeping crazies. And we're all just tired and old, and things don't have the same magic that they used to even if we could clear out the riffraff.

[Anonymous No.]

Look, the solution is to bring new people, and I think it's obvious to clarify that you shouldn't bring trannies or idiots who only get on the train for porn. I'm very sure you know people who would be genuinely interested in being here.

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>>44720126
if you were following his patreon you'd know who.
in any case im interested in a mob or anything, im just filled with doom and gloom.

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>>44720185
>the solution is to bring new people
Fuck off no it's not. If that means bringing in more of the trash we have now I'd rather this place burn.

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>>44719905
Here you go. Actual mspaint.
https://files.catbox.moe/6yz73i.png
>>44720190
Of course you would, and how's that going for you?

[Anonymous No.]

SO when we talking about monster girls

also what if your wife is a computer virus?

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>>44720190
I clarify again, I know that I am sure that you know people who would be interested in being here genuinely following the rules, because I have not been here for more than a year and a half and I understood the rules very well, so I do not see why it cannot new blood enter

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>>44720200
Your love for MGE is really shining through with this one!

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>>44720161
Why paint miniatures when you can paint fairies instead?

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>>44720217
Don't trust fairies

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>>44720217
Bodypaint is meh honestly. What's fun is dressing them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720211
poor fluffy cow, shes so backed up with milk, don't worry I'll fix that even if she tells me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720217
i should start a business massaging fairies

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>>44720136
I love spooders

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>>44717995
Old timey Japanese artists had amazing talent at making monsters that were supposed to be terrifying look utterly goofy instead. This giant skeleton is my favorite https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Mitsukuni_defying_the_skeleton_spectre_invoked_by_princess_Takiyasha.jpg

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>>44720220
You can do both. Turn her into a little tribal barbarian.

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>>44720204
Look at the fucking nigger that just replied to you, he's been here for basically a fucking year now so again why would I want to risk MORE retards like him shitting this place up thanks to the incompetent failed abortions in charge of moderating this board?

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>>44720246
people come, people go. long as they behave themselves it doesn't really matter

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>>44720217
Painting a hundred fairies in various bodypaint armors and having them wrestle and fight on the board

[Anonymous No.]

when the game releases it will improve

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>>44720257
The problem is that they don't behave, they have been so affected by this idea that everything must be political that they can no longer enjoy monster girls without making it personal, the fucking fact that in the pit of shit that is reddit they behaves slightly better without ntr or shit like that but here it is disgusting it makes me feel like I came here for nothing

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>>44720268
Unless it releases with cait sith, no.

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>>44720268
Smug loli rata....

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>>44720280
Imagine cornering her against the wall and putting your penis against her face.
>"wait, I didn't really want to blackmail you, you don't have to, sor-GUH"

[Anonymous No.]

what if im injured in a motocycle accident?

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>>44720272
They behave just fine. Fact is when we had two-three times as many people and hit the limit two-three times a day we had far less bullshit to deal with and moderation wasn't much better. Surprise, surprise, have a thread full of people who love the setting and content reduces crap, not increases it.
But let's talk about MGs now. Nothing will bring back the past.

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>>44720301
You know it makes me sad to think that there were glory days here since I'm relatively new, and the guy who introduced me is now the person I hate the most, sometimes I feel like I wasted time reading the books

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720258
>Anon accidentally makes fairy fight club

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>>44720319
MGE is not the only monster girl content in the world.

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>>44720301
>Nothing will bring back the past.
a time machine will

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>>44720246
Not the Anon you're replying to, but as I see it the proposal was bringing people that Anons like (You) could vouch for. The fag you're talking about wasn't invited by anyone and was never interested in participating in the thread in good faith.

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>>44720319
oh don't worry, there was still plenty of garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720349
who

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>>44720319
Life hurts, friendo, and one day everything you love will wither and die. You just have to learn how to cope. My plan is to go grab a costco pizza, pour some bourbon, and reread threads from 2015 until I pass out.
On the bright-side I'll get to read greentexts that haven't seen the light of day in almost a decade, so I'll have all the content I could want.

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>>44720334
>Accidentally
He spent a lot of time carving that tiny soap.

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>>44720301
except everytime we gone above the nominal 50ish posters, it always goes to shit

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>>44720336
MGE is one of the very few I like. I can't think of another monstergirl universe I actually enjoy, except for the designs of the girls.

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>>44720319
>You know it makes me sad to think that there were glory days here since I'm relatively new, a
i guess thats how i felt when i discovered 4chan in general,

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>>44720336
That's not the point, the point is that I feel like I tried to get into the hobby only to be bombarded by hate posts against an Irishman who only give him the attention he doesn't deserve. I feel like you could improve this situation but you don't want to, why? They are stuck in a spiral of hate.
This has nothing to do with it but I am very sorry for any spelling mistakes, English is not my first language.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your harem, bro

[Anonymous No.]

Do you find boob envy hot
would you get a flat wife and a cow wife?

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>>44720319
the thing about the past is it's easier to compress large spans of time into small chunks and pick you like.
just recently there was a good batch of ln doodles, the return of prodigal penywise, a bit of magus and i want to say beast did something fairly recently
the trouble is that living in the present is an agonizingly tedious affair, more often than not.

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>>44720391
What if instead you got a cow wife and a second, cower wife?

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>>44720379
Nobody knows why they all do what they do, but most of us just want cozy-talk. Unfortunately it's the mentally ill who scream the loudest. I'm not saying everyone here needs help or anything, but these threads select for people who are hurting or broken in a variety of ways. it's just the way it is.

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>>44720396
Murloc got a nice chapter in too. it's been a really good week-ish all things considered.

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>>44720387
You say that like it would be a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember the days of terrible drawings and incredibly comfy posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720391
all sizes are great.

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>>44720417
true but i desire the meaty fox

[Anonymous No.]

ah the glory days of July 2023...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720425
prepare your burgers

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>>44720429
im sure someone someday will think that for something

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>>44720425
but theres always a meatier fox Anon. how are you gonna make sure that you choose the meatiest?

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>>44720417
Muscle foxes are too rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720442
a scale

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>>44720416

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>>44720379
The the people doing that are actually KCs jannies who built some sort of weird schizo grudge since a big drama in February. Nobody else cares but they've kept this up since the big drama with the wight girl. That's the really funny part of all this. Before that shitposting was way less common.
>>44720416
You still have the terrible drawings.

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>>44720447
>foxlet hides blocks of tungsten in her tail
what now?

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>>44720336
Yeah and 99% of the other content fucking sucks in comparison.

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>>44720455
The difference is that they were made in good faith, mostly as reaction images and all that
I should know, I made that yeti...
I wonder if someone still has her

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>>44720416
do you remember bob, pickleposting or beelzebub eggs?
think negawalker might have done something too. i feel a grudge but i can't remember why.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember if you get raped in the wild to take your feral monster wife to miss haku's lessons.
She won't make her any less of a beast in bed, but she might be able to teach her how to count to 3!

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>>44720445
then its your duty to propagate muscle foxes in whichever way you can.

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>>44720379
Oh it's this fucking faggot. Nobody pay this midget any mind he's the same faggot who jerks off the mick with damage control and acts like anyone calling him is "just as bad". Guess you learned not to use your mobilenigger filenamed images huh? Fucking neck yourself.

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>>44720457
i aint blind so i can tell, also I'll ask around which foxes are the biggest tofu consumers

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>>44720475
No, it doesn't. Reviewers, everyday life, and mgq are all great.

[Anonymous No.]

All the talk of the portals opening and anons just folding instantly, even if it's not a monster they like a lot did make me wonder how I would react. I've had people show interest in me before, but it causes a visceral repulsion in me. It legitimately triggers my fight or flight response It's very weird, how do you guys think you would react? I'd probably hide away to make sure I don't fuck up some innocent girl

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>>44720482
The "no" yeti?

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>>44720496
be skeptical but not unwilling to indugle her, but will tell her I need to get to know her first

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>>44720512
What if they're a hyper aggressive gal like a core?

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>>44720488
Big and shy vs small and smug is a good combo.

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>>44720379
everyone has been telling him to leave, because he hates the setting and kc, because kc doesnt know who he is and didnt give him free art. thats literally it. it the equivalent of going into a forum talking about x and complaining about how how he doesnt like x, because some manufacturer didnt give him a free x. if you cant handle people people telling someone who doesnt like the topic being talked about to leave, you sure leave too

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>>44720507
I'm embarrased to admit it is indeed that one

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>>44720524
But that's not true, anon. Why lie?

[Anonymous No.]

put cone of shame on manticore tails

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>>44720517
They can wait, aint like im going anywhere, but I need to know how shes like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720530
You mentioned it the other day. It was posted by someone in the last thread too I think.

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>>44720540
Based and respect it
>>44720536
Don't bully them, theyre already dorks

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>>44720534
Yeah, he forgot that being butthurt about /monster/ is an important factor too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720543
I'm gonna go check

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>>44720536
What if the cone fills up with drool and venom? You'd be a good boy and drink the mixture right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720530
Right there >>44709636

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>>44720549
2023, never forget the best hellhound.

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>>44720496
It'd invoke a good bit of weariness in me, i wouldn't trust them at first. I also know I wouldn't pursue the relationship very hard so if portals were to happen I'd probably avoid them if I could since I don't want to hurt a genuinely good spirit like that.

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>>44720552
Well post it here. I was going to save it but I forgot.

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>>44720549
When the fuck is /monster/ relevant to anything.

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>>44720496
If I saw a monster girl, my immediate reaction would be run and hide followed by rampant paranoia. It's going to take a while before I'll calm down enough to even talk to one. I'll be happy once I do, but it's going to be like one of those animal rescue videos where I'm shaking in the corner while a monster desperately tries to calm me down.

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>>44720570
In Mick's delusions it always is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720563
>>44720569
After all this time...
I feel ashamed, but also happy someone still has it after all this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720586
They're in your walls
They're in your walls
They're in your walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720496
>I've had people show interest in me before, but it causes a visceral repulsion in me
Honestly, the same. Might just be my natural reaction to hu*an skanks, but I also find it very, very easy to imagine a situation in which a mg comes up to me with the best of intentions and I refuse to interact with her due to her having parts I dislike or due to my paranoia or my inadequacies. I'd absolutely barricade myself in my room for a couple days at first to observe the general reactions and look for reports of violence/bad ends too.

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>>44720496
I would probably try to secure someone at least from my most liked mamono, even if she doesnt look lile the perfect girl at first glance, i would take any mamono that confessed to me. I dont think i would have the heart to reject her.

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>>44719972
Hispanic refers to anyone with Spanish ancestory, which refers to the bulk of Latin Americans but as well anyone that came over the boats from Spain to settle the new world

[Anonymous No.]

>check the thread
>tricky mick is STILL bleeding out of his ass fucking hours later
Can they take this leech back to the mental asylum already, he's been in here schizoing out literally every day for the last 8 months except for the three when a mod banned him one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720496
It helps the monster is a giant helldog so there's something fluffy to focus on instead of the lurking, molten hot hellbeast in front of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720047
Succubutt

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>>44720640
I really want to hold a succs tail over my lap and just stroke it, like it was a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720645
Let's all stroke together, like the princeton crew! When you're strokin mama, mama's strokin you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720449
what if
mg
but she lures men with nostalgia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720605
>due to my paranoia or my inadequacies
The biggest obstacles for me. Either I think it's too good to be true and she's lying to me to hurt me, or she actually does have a good heart but has the wrong idea about me and is in for a huge disappointment.

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>>44720619
spain left the native population largely intact, unlike their north america counterparts who died, hispanic just means anyone who was colonized by spain and still speaks spanish, which is a couple places outside of south america, but statistically its going to south america

[Anonymous No.]

So what about this.
>portals open
>monster comes out
>she's more or less everything you wanted
>but you weren't HER first choice.
>you are like a guy who is almost as good. The first died or whatever
how would you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720659
well, that's what breaking and entering is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720665
asking
no, DEMANDING
to be stripped and fluffed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720657
Nightmare who gets you to dream about your youth except she inserts herself as the girlfriend you totally had back in the good old days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720676
Wouldn't happen in the first place shitposter-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720685
Fun killer

[Anonymous No.]

Almost as desperate as the average hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720676
ive done worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720689
stop projecting

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters on the DOTR come with a prepared speech that they MUST read out to you before raping you
Bare in mind English is not their first language, some are very impatient, and some also struggle to read.
The more intelligent of them might read, reassure and explain what exactly is going to happen, but the others...?

>Dear Human, do not resist or panic. We are liberators... blah, blah, blah... due course... blah blah... justice... blah blah... foolish humans... love and tolerance... who the fuck wrote this? oh! Here's a good bit! Making children of mixed heritage to faciliate coexistence! You heard the paper human! Drop your pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720709
im kicking down and raping the one who goes on more than a minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720709
To Serve Man

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>>44720728
>/
i get that reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720676
Good. I like it when people die.

[Anonymous No.]

what if your wife rezzed you from the dead ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720758
Be more careful next time

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>>44720709
Nice try, those monsters would have to stop me from crossing and hunting down my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720758
go get breakfast together or something

[Anonymous No.]

>Told by my Old Man not to swim down to that pirate wreckage
>”Naught but bones and graves down there” he says
>Call him a sea water swallowing old coot
>No offense to momma Mershark
>Leave middle of the night as that’s when most sea monsters are asleep
>Feels like swimming down in that one level of Mario Sunshine
>You know the one with the shells and pitch black water with the stalagmites
>Still the gold glitters all the same even down here
>Guess Dragonia brand gold wax is nothing to scoff at
>Suddenly gets alot brighter
>Like so bright I can make shadow puppets
>Make a bunny
>Laugh
>The Spirit Halloween pirate skeleton I brought with me laughs
>Undead Mershark behind me laughs
>The bunny laughs
>Wait
>Undead Mershark?
>Dragged into the depths all while she’s kissing and nibbling on my neck
>See my Old Man again with my new wife
>”Told ya “

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are scary
I'd just hide in my home until they went away

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>>44720709
The haughty wights and dragons feel the need to add to it because it doesn't fit their magnamity.
Oh, and they are VERY confident in their ability to speak English. They'll even try to convince you that YOU are speaking it incorrectly.

>Dear mere mortal. Do not resist or panic - hard to do in my presence, I know. You are privilege, no BLESSED, to be ORDAINED with MY grandure. Weep at your better's feet. My kind are liberators - hold your applause ape - but do not mistake our benevolence as generosity. I am REQUIRED and DELIGHTED to inform you that your old laws are defunct and rendered obsolete. Your fate rests in my very capable claws. Rest assured, I shall enact my superior's will, and be a conduit for her justice and laws and...

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>>44720759
>>44720771
would you be that nonchalant when you wake up from being dead?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44720786
is it much different from waking up any other time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720758
Consume braaaaaaains

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720758
go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720681
Fuck that'd actually kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720792
>Cut to anon nibbling the lichs head
>>44720791
>how to get thrown yo the zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720496
>>44720567
>>44720586
>>44720605
I thought we were done with sadposting
but this is literally me tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720842
The thread is always sadposting. Sometimes with a greentext of the most relatable character of all: incredibly insecure anon who breaks down at the first physical touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720848
i dunno it's kind of cringe to read about myself

[Anonymous No.]

>Started the 'where death begins' argument on /undead/ on 4mon again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720496
If humans are ever visited by human-like aliens, especially if these aliens look likeable to our instincts and cultural expectations, then we should assume by default that these "aliens" are just puppets created for the purpose of contacting us.
A more advanced alien species must be prodding us with what they considered familiar and approachable to us.

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Why bother with portals? They will monsterise all the earth women and go from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720758
I would be happy I actually had a nightmare once where the portals opened but I think I was a ghost because nobody saw me or even like reacted to me and I was trying to get people's attention

Guess I'm wisp bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720872
Imagine the liches posting about how cute their adopted zombie daughters are

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720864
We had a good parody of it a few days back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720496
I would immediately assume that any positive attention shown toward me would be a setup for a prank of some kind

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry. Come back, I'll be nice I promise...

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>>44720496
sadposting aside, i'll be spending as long as i can observing the entire situation to make sure this isn't some trick by a malevolent entity to destroy humanity
once i figure out it's all good, i'll get deep into chimaera studies trying to find my own form of perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>44720758
I grab the shoulders of my reviver.
>It's ETERNITY in there!
She's unsure what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

What I really want out of the monstergirl genre is wars between armies of monstergirls. Centaurgirl knights and Angelgirl flying archers doing battle with Elfgirl knights on Spidergirl mounts, with castles burning in the background, that kind of thing. Not some pussy pretend fight like what KC would allow at most, but a real war, a real cool fantasy war, like in Heroes of Might and Magic.
I don't mean this in an edgy way, just cool monsters vs cool monsters, but they're monstergirls and form cool armies. One of my biggest gripes with MGE is that it won't allow this.

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>>44720882
>>44720937
I wonder how MGs would solve that kind of issue. I'm talking full on rational distrust. Someone could get hurt if they try to approach directly, and full on rape would probably make things worse. Maybe soften the way with propaganda in the media?

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>cute and gentle Succubus wants to get close to Anon and acts very friendly towards him
>he's extremely suspicious and disturbed by what he thinks is an obvious trick
>Atlach-Nacha calls Anon an ugly retarded piece of shit
>he's starting to develop feelings for the first monster that (he thinks) is honest with him

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>>44720496
Let me put it this way. The last time I dreamed of a monster girl, like, legitimately and viscerally dreamed of one it was so fucking real that the idea of a woman I didn't know sleeping in my bed with me made it impossible to go back to sleep. Especially because my brain tricked me into believing a horned woman with blue skin was laying on my arm and making it numb.

So yeah, would immediately assume anything involving them IRL was a trick of some kind.

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>>44720970
>t.Danuki working in a Tabletop roleplaying games company, Work Playhouse
>advertising their hit product; Fight-Sword 9000

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>>44720970
So a normal fantasy setting, but with monster girls?

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>>44720902
I'm depressed not autistic

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>>44720902
How often do you do this? Will you do it again this weekend? I've always wanted to try

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>>44721007
never had mg dreams, ive had touhoud ones tho

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>>44721020
Something like that.

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>>44721044
It made me paranoid ever since. I know it comes off as schizophrenia but it felt a little bit too real at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

How long must a monster hug you before you start crying?

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>>44720897
How they gonna do that with no portals? Think, Anon, think!

[Anonymous No.]

locked in the changing rooms of a room full of horny, hot, hormonal, sweaty beeg, athletic monsters fresh from winning a match

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>>44721148
no

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>>44721087
Depends on the context. Sexy hugs probably don't replace therapy.

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>>44720651
Understandable, understandable
Yes, it's perfectly understandable
Comprehensible, Comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible!

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>>44721194
Therapy is a meme.

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>>44720970
Kill yourself.

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https://imgbox.com/g/ik642mmvoy
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 70. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/YpKazoOq

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>44718841
It is fine to make Malef and Dragonewt fan art and stories.

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>>44721276
Miss Tanuki had it coming. Only had her self to blame, really.

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>>44721087
Not fucking long.
>>44721194
No, but knowing someone cares is a nice start.

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>>44721276
>rata is just done with this shit
>pally is happily explaining
>oni doesn't get it at all but is just happy to be included

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>>44721087
Cry? Combine it with some petting or back rubbing and I'd pass out in their arms.

[Anonymous No.]

Look, I was out getting pizza. It wasn't my fault this time. I haven't even hit the bottle yet.

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>>44721367
Shame no demon art though. I get why you said it wasn't a good idea, but I could use a cute demon pic too.

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>>44721087
Cry? I’d just go into a coma from the years of self-neglect and exhaustion, immediately for at least 3 days straight

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>>44720640
>>44720645

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>>44721409
THATS RIGHT
FEEL THE WRATH OF MY TAIL STROKING MINISTRATIONS

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>>44721409
turnabout is fair play

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>>44721409
I really don't think most monsters are prepared for how perverse some of yall are and this is evidence

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>>44721300
if you see a post mentioning proxies, cronies or liaisons you really needn't bother. it's the usual conspiracy nut

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>>44721409
>succ sneaks into anon's house for some struggle snuggle
>she insta loses to tail petting
can't beat the comfy

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[Anonymous No.]

i love big muscles.

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>>44721590
it's a little basic but i'm a trapezius guy myself

[Anonymous No.]

Where is everyone, and why aren't you talking about snuggling demons?

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>>44721757
I hate demons.

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>>44721769
That's not very nice.

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>>44721800
some of them are probably into that

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>>44721807
So they can help him heal into a loving person, right?

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>>44721757
Ok, you snuggled a demon
What is your next move?

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>>44721817
>azur lane
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>44721815
Ice cream and a comfy movie we can watch together.
While cuddling some more.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want a hug.

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>>44721800
>>44721812
I don't WANT to be nice. I want to me MEAN and EVIL and treat everyone TERRIBLY just like they were to me! Being a good guy is a scam to make you subservient!

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>>44721910
>when Slacker Anon tells Ms. Haku he will never amount to anything

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>>44721919
You will be called a good boy and you will love it.

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>>44721910
i'm just saying it's somewhat unusual to see a haku outfit that doesn't include a built in paizuri hole

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>>44719912
Good pic improved by leash faggotry
god i wish an older women would put a collar on me and tell me it looked pretty on me

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>>44721939
>put a collar on me and tell me it looked pretty on me
Are you me?

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>>44721447
>Monster girl absolutely plans to seduce and take anon as her husband
>But in a mild and subtle way, slowly over time
>Nowhere near as quickly as the threads or even MGE or other material would have you believe
>She's surprised by Anon being so forward
>Quite likes it, actually.
>Anons deeply into Monster girl material gain a bit of a reputation...

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>>44720758
Scream 'NOTHING! THERE'S NOTHING! THERE'S NOTHING' and shake my waifus shoulders, breaking down into tears

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>>44721954
>Love monstergirls and would likely fall for the first one that is nice
>Also want to be slowly seduced and corrupted
Life is suffering

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>>44721917
hugs are not allowed

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>>44721917
Me too, anon. Me too.

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Okay but what about monstergirls, in spaaaaace!

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>>44722003
there is that censer for anons who keep wanting to redo/rework their first meeting with their wife

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>>44722003
With a harem, you can have both.

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>>44722045
Harems are gross though

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>>44721936
Bold words from a man who can't see the bottom of her cleavage.

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>>44719515
>succubus cares more about the integrity of her work than dick
If only every monster could be this way

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>>44722042
Doesn’t it let you pretend she’s someone else, or is that the other magic censer?

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>>44722003
The first one that's nice to you could also slowly seduce and corrupt you. There's kind of a sixth sense for that.

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>>44722061
Why do you think that? Do you not want 2+ girls to be happy?

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The "corruption" thing always makes me laugh. Oh noooo, this nice girl who loves me and wants to make a family is corrupting me nooooo

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a nice, big hug to a kejourou, and be tightly hugged in turn. Then slowly wrapped up into a cocoon of silky hair and be gently squeezed by that while still being hugged.

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>>44722092
Yes. Which is why each should have their own good boy to love and cuddle.

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>>44722122
>Oh noooo, this nice girl who loves me and wants to make a family is corrupting me nooooo
This but unironically. I am not a man who should have nice things.

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>>44722122
I think most is use the word tongue in cheek, but with a side of code for healing and being a better/happier person. I suppose also just being more lustful too for the more innocent ones.

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>>44722122
Its brainwashing, your free-will is being stolen by boobs and sexo

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>>44721409
Ms. Succ is weak to tail stroking!

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>>44721910
>when you try to yell at the jock for his terrible grades but he takes off his shirt and starts flexing

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>>44722122
She also wants to fuck you, like, and obscene amount. Don't forget that. An amount that the most degenerate coomer of the current age could not even conceive of.

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I dont wanna be a squid, I dont need help!

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>>44722122
A woman who:
>Loves me?
>Wants the best for me?
>Gives me emotional support?
>Appreciates and compliments me?
>Wants to raise a family with me?
Sounds like typical monster girl corruption to me!

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>>44722217
You gotta be squiddin me

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>>44722215
Well how else are you gonna have babies? Monstergirls are tough to impregnate, after all.

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>>44722233
Even if they weren't tough to impregnate, it wouldn't change anything for them. Not that it's a problem.

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>>44722180
>just being more lustful too for the more innocent ones.
That's what comes to mind when I think of it, but there's also the more specific "I was a normal guy but now I'm a hoof-sexualizing pedo" type stuff MGE also lends itself to. Even a monster that loves you the traditional way is liable to make you into a degenerate, and that's definitely corruption.

>>44722201
What a coincidence, I'm weak to stroking tails.

>>44722215
God, blue and purple skin is so fucking hot.

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>>44722273
>Even a monster that loves you the traditional way is liable to make you into a degenerate
That's a bit dark. Why do you think that?

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>>44722245
>Not that it's a problem.
Oh, it would be. For the Chief God. Imagine if the monsters could just accidentally breed an army (they would) while you were sending off so many able-bodied men to die over bullshit that you had to fuck with the gender ratio to stop society from collapsing. The hora.

>>44722303
>Why do you think that?
Think? I was pointing at baphomets, they have a canon organization with at least a side goal of doing exactly what I described. Now, the guide is blown out of proportion and it's still ultimately a healthy love, but there's absolutely some corruption in there.

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>>44722273
>>44722303
Yeah, I don't believe it. Just going with the basic farmer type girls would lead a pretty normal life. Sure, you'd have a lot more sex than the average human couple, but it wouldn't be weird.

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>>44722326
Oh, I see. Well the Sabbath and everything that touches it is just jap pedo shit best ignored. I like to think of it as Order propaganda or just outright delete it.

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>>44722198
many underestimate the event horizon when drawn in by boobs gravity well

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>>44722338
Outside of fucking lots and being extra horny there's no guarantee of any corruption, but it could happen is all. Nothing saying a nice girl can't have a kink and that seems all the more likely with monsters, y'know? It's a possibility.

>>44722355
You could point to other examples, that was just the first to come to mind. It's nice that the setting provides ample opportunity to just not interact with that crap if you want.

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>>44720897
I won't wed an used good (all former 3D)

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>>44722498
the sabbath shall provide

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>>44722510
I don't like Loli either

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>>44722531
zen zere is no pleashing you

[Anonymous No.]

Touch slime

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>>44722723
I guess it's time.

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>>44722732
>no core slime - just a simple dopey gal
>slime with basic core - a little smarter, capable of basic math and can be told what to do
>advanced core - able to manipulate her body, making it feel like a big gel-like water balloon
>elite core - can manipulate color and opacity to disguise herself as a human
i fear the slimes stronger than those with elite cores...

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>>44722939
scholars argue as to whether or not shoggoths should be counted as having unique "elder cores", or being classified as something else entirely
it doesn't help that some have cores and some don't, with some even having one sometimes and not having one at other times

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>>44722732
I hate my hands being covered in slimy substances such as motor oil or jelly etc. I could not into slime girls as I would be very uncomfortable. I can handle motor oil only briefly as I would want to wash it off at my earliest opportunity. Thank the demon lord for making soft fluffy beast girls rather than icky slimy girls.

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>>44723229
As a professional eel feeler I can't relate but I'm sorry for your loss. That wouldn't actually be an issue with the higher slimes if they didn't want it to be, though. It'd be more like touching fluid through a member, like a water bed. Then there are shogs, which are straight up cheating.

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>>44722326
use catbox for off-topic images

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>>44721294
Don't bully.

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>>44721910
Hakutakus may act civilized and classy, but remember, they're still minotaurs at heart just like their holstaur cousins. When the conditions are right, they can and will flip on a dime and assault you angrily like a minotaur would.

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>44721300
>unironically skipped the cait sith pic
How obvious this is a twitter circlejerk now.

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>>44723397
nah, I think we need to bring back just posting regular reaction images. It's healthier.

[Anonymous No.]

[smug squelch]

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>>44723706
>i think we need to bring back off topic images
i think we need to bring back telling anons to kill themselves.

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>>44723696
>>44723706
>two shitposts exactly 1 minute apart
Very organic, totally not a butthurt pest having a meltdown over being ignored (again)

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>>44723714
That never left. But I think anon had a good idea
>heavily armored wight generals leading detachments of zombies
>a single touch can bring her enemy down
>lichs serving as their advisors and raising the dead as they go
It has some potential. I'm not even sure how much you need to work sex in there as long as they are cute monster girls.

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>>44723748
see, as long as the image is monster girl centric its not a problem, nor has it ever been a problem.
encouraging shit like >>44722326 that has no MG relation is the issue.

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>>44723696
I don't mind that it didn't get in. Wasn't that good due to me drawing it while sick.

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>>44723707
>shogwife gives you this look as she hands over your work lunch
Not again...