Monster Girl Thread

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Returning to Mother Base

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>>44939429
I prefer returning to monke.

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Bully the prankster

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>>44939523
Can you really deal with it when she looks at you like this?

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Did I made a mistake in the P
OP

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>>44939554
No,I will hug the poor kot as an excuse. Rince and repeat everytime she gets too xockyy

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>>44939558
EU morning hours tend to be slow, and it's Sunday.

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>>44939423
>Ehehehe... He replied!

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>>44939558
No.

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>>44939554
If she learns her lesson I will stop.

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>>44939577
>>44939593
Thanks

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Lazy sunday cuddles with the bogey wife.

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>>44939661
Oui, it's really nice but it's missing Kot's purrings

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>>44939661
Yes, it's really nice but it's missing Kot's purrings

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>>44939673
>>44939688
I saw that frenchie.

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>>44939694
No, it was your imagination

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What ho, anon! Any spookenings lately?

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>>44939716
This is kangaroo court!

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>>44939817
Spooky month is not a thing here but I will try to make a pumpkin pie tomorrow.

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>>44939817
I haven't been outside at all, and wake up at 11 AM.

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>>44939893
I can relate to this fairy

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never trust a fox.
those dirty rats will do whatever it takes to trick you into a marriage.

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>>44939910
Thanks for warning me about rats, but why shouldn't i trust a fox again? They are very poilte and thoughtful.

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>>44939967
They trick you into all kinds of weird situations

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>>44939967
They make weird nose at night and scared my cat

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>>44939987
Just say no. Foxes cannot legally take your money without your consent. It's going to take more than just that to trick me.

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>"ready to go, nyan"
Being a tank commander in the Kot platoon is painful, so many cat fighting

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>"You know what you're doing, you know what you're doing"
>If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I wouldn't be needing this gold

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>>44940218
>Get fucked dragoncel

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>>44939423
>when anons gives them (You)s
That counts as a marriage proposal isn’t it

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>>44940435
Nope.

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>Magus predicted that Malefs would be a thing.

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A nice tail is the most erotic part of a dragon.

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>>44941059
>Dragon but. . . Le even more super ultra femdom
Zzz zzz zzz zzz

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>>44941059
In general, I love the idea that with monster girls you can have SO MANY FETISHES.
>Horns
>Teeth / Fangs
>Scales
>Mofu
>Wings
>Feathers
>Claws
>Feet / Talons
>Tail / Tails / Serpentine Lower half
>Legs / # of Legs
>Chitin
>Etc.
Just... so many ways for a mamono to try to seduce a guy. And so many funny ways to compete.
>"I can't believe she's not married yet. Look at her tail! Guys should be all over that."
Meanwhile...
>"I don't know why she keeps pursuing me, her horns are way too small. I need something to grab onto, you know?"

TL; DR--What actually makes a tail "nice", Anon? How's that work w/o mofu?

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>>44941182
I actually like malefs because it's honest, aggressive femdom. Sure, I like tsunderes (who doesn't?), but sometimes you just want a dragon to toss you over her shoulder like a sack of very horny potatoes and carry you back to her lair to make mashed potatoes out of your pelvis.

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>>44941243
No I want to toss a dragon over my shoulders, sadly I'm too weak in mind and body so I will keep seething in the void.

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>>44941182
It's great.

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Is it racist to put myself in a sleeping bag and pretend to be a wurm or other snek?

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>>44941397
Don't know but it's funny so who cares

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>>44941299
Malef doesn't seem like the type to resist if you tried that. If anything it would make her even smugger.

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>>44941299
You need a wurm, Anon.
>Miss Wurm nods excitedly as you describe your desire.
>She carefully places her humanoid body above yours for you to "carry" over your shoulders.
>You can then move forward with her as she keeps most of her weight on her tail, "crawling" forward like an enormous inchworm as you drag her along with you.
>It's still hard, backbreaking work, but you're doing it!
>All the while she coos at you for being her big strong Anon, and begs you to just toss her down and ravage her.

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>>44941397
>You now remember sleepingbaggate
>You now remember anon getting cancelled and rape threats sent to his house
>You now remember sleeping bag companies, several apophis, and even the DL having to make statements on anons actions
>You now remember anons public apology and live broadcast wurm sex as a part of that

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>>44941421
Loli type malefs probably even demand it!

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>>44941397
selkiebait
also cant be worse than the guy who undeaded himself pretending to be a harpy with homemade wings

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>>44941182
I love dragons but I just feel all dragons since the original one has just been dull.
I guess wok is fine.

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>>44941203
A "nice" tail is long and thick while being appropriately proportioned to the body especially when it has no fur. Of course it all depends on the species. A succubus' tail should be thinner than a dragon's. I hate it when artists give succubi tails that are pencil thin. The tail should ideally be long enough to wrap around a man's torso or at least the leg or arm.
Then there are cases like that alien girl from hushabye. It is thick but not overly so and it is very long. It is also strong enough to support her own weight and almost turns her into a pseudo-lamia. That is also a very nice tail.
For a dragon example, Tohru's tail is a bit too thick IMO, it almost looks cartoony. The length is also somewhat lacking (It does seem to vary depending on the scene and she can probably change its length so that is a moot point.) It is not a bad tail but not my ideal one.

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>>44941462
I love your idea at first but after thinking about it, it feels even more pathetic. She's playing with me, at any moment she can snap back and control me. No thanks anon

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You look at this elf and tell me that elves are pure!

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>>44941647
Damn, tail autistic anon will break a lot of heart on 4mon.

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>>44941647
Man I'd fuck a tail.
If only there was a monster girl I could do that to...

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>>44941683
KC's succubi like picrel in my previous post have nice tails generally. He knows how to draw them right.

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>>44941721
Will you judge Mamono's tails on 4mons ?

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>>44941682
she is pure good!

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>>44941682
Elves are pure

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>>44941778
Maybe but I'd need to touch them to truly evaluate them.

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>>44941682
Pov: You're a capture target in an eroge game and the protagonist is coming once again to give your daily present for +3 affection points.

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>>44941844
POV don't work like that for fuck sake, stupid zoom zoom

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>>44941854
I mean, unless the elf is the protag with the gift.

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>>44941854
Point of view, as in you (a human male capture target) are currently looking at the elf (the protagonist) who is about to give you the gift. It's an eroge made for monsters.

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>>44941878
>>44941888
That's even more retarded, elf are rape target and human are protagonist

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>>44941888
I wonder how varied those eroge are in terms of what they assume about the mamono playing it. I'd imagine some of them avoid getting into specifics, but I would expect lots of online reviews where they complain about content that doesn't make sense or is just really disappointing for certain body types / mamono.
>"Unrealistic! I should've been able to web anon on day 1, during the tutorial. Don't buy it, fellow spiders."
>"If you pick Lamia at the start, it unlocks like 3 passing mentions to your tail, and you never get any options to coil anon, even during the snuggle sex scene."
>"FINALLY, a dragon-centric game. It has a little of everything--horn polishing, wing hugs, mounted tandem flying, mutual branding, anal, creampie sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, handholding, just about everything. Very well done!"

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>>44941348
FAT DANUKI HAG

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Help, I can't leave bed because a yeti is snuggling me tight, now she's wrapping her scarf around me

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>>44941618
It’s only dull because people either have no imagination or want to avoid pissing off a bunch of irrelevant shitbabies.

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>>44941982
imagine instead of waking up in MGE proper, you wake up in the world of an MGE eroge as one of the romantic targets

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>>44939423
>Ma'am, your panties are showing

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>>44941821
>Elves are pure
Yes
Pure sex

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>>44942180
Elves are pure dorks.

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>>44942118
>irrelevant shitbabies
Well, not so irrelevant if they are shaping how things work, are they?

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>>44942000
Unfortunately for him, it seems that Anon's struggling has attracted the attention of one of the yeti's siblings. Yetis are mostly solo hunters, but at times they can team up to take down prey that is too lively to do alone. Seeing the struggling Anon, she slides in behind him and presses herself against his back. Anon may have stood a chance against one, but now he can do nothing but melt into their embrace and accept his fate. All hope of a productive day is smothered as he is sandwiched between the two of them.

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>>44942215

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>>44942000
I am now imagining a Runya Runya Yeti, and that sounds absolutely amazing.

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>dragon autist Anon goes to Dragonia
>has fangasm every time he sees a dragon
>asks every dragon he meets for an autograph
>goes to Malef Queendom
>malef is about to snatch him when he excitedly turns to her and goes on a long tanget about dragons followed by asking for her autograph
>the malef is too stunned do anything she even forgets for a while
>she wants to commend him for his admiration for dragon but doesn't get the chance because he goes on another long monologue about dragons
>she forgets she was trying to rape him and just ends up listening to him and answering his questions for several hours

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Good thing I am resistant to yetis

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>>44941182
i know, aren't they great?

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>>44941182
>Anon but... Le retarded Le plebbit meme spouting Le shitposter

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>>44942493
Resistant, but not immune

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You HAVE to go to one of these casinos and win big or else the mofukuza is coming for your butt.
Your options are:
>The Lucky 69 - A Standard casino run by succubi and slimes, but owned by a very wealthy creeping coin. Most honest and transparent (literally see through slimes) casino. Be warned that many games have "Jackpots" which will result in rape on the spot.
>Monte Carloni - A zipanguese casino with many foreign games, including mahjong and pachinko. By far least tolerant of behaviour against the house, and the security detail can have a man under 5 hulking bodies in less than a second. Allegedly can win big on top floors populated by VIP danuki, but do so at your own risk.
>Bell-agio - An unconventional casino mainly outside and on long stretches of grass. Expect holst dealers and minotaur bouncers. Most popular games are betting on minotaur wrestling and centaur races. Milk is on the house.
>Wonder Valley - The strangest casino on the strip. Even the game you play will be a mystery, as the casino is many small rooms you go in without knowing what's inside. Games are equally odd, from guessing how many sugar cubes the hatter dealer put in her tea, to pick a non chesh ass containing box. On the flipside, wocks have deep pockets and arent known for their poker faces - assuming it isnt strip poker.
>The Crucible - Only the toughest and roughest go here. High orc warlords with city plunder, infamous demon generals, amazoness and ocelomeh chieftans etc. Its close to anarchy, the sound of shouting and tables flipping common. It's perfectly fine to even steal from the other patrons or even the house - just expect a fight for it if you get caught.

any other casinos youd rather try your luck in?

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skadoodle noodle
your computer is now an automaton
now what is she like?

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Bob

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>>44942548
What kind of mentally ill emasculated trash appreciate this

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>>44942613
>or else the mofukuza is coming for your butt.
Don't threaten me with good time, I'll be waiting

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>>44942613
im going against all of them and winning almost all their money, since I got 99999 luck from my grandmaster clown class as well as my rabbit wife as my lucky charm

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>>44942601
Nooooo, I don't want to be made useless by yetis!

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>>44942649
Me! : )

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I want to impregnate the dead

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>>44942613
I am going for the danuki floors and gonna lose on purpose

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>>44942613
Anon has gone bust (a nut) and although the cows will take on his debt to the shitsune, he must now spend the next year as a farmhand to the cows who milked him for all his money.

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>>44942750
I cant think of any monster, except possibly lims, who it would be a worse idea to gamble against.
I dont think you need to worry about losing on purpose.

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>>44942649
Unironically me

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>>44942773
I will completely submit to Danuki hags, they cant stop me

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>>44942613
Impregnate the kaiji impersonating foxhag playing pachinko

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>>44942783
>>44942721
Get some help

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Boo

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what would it be like to have 9999 luck in MGE, would you get lots of monster girls falling on you, tits first, somehow get nipple in your mouth

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>>44942799
I don't really care for malefs but what is wrong with what they like?
>muh femdom
A very large chunk of MGE is femdom

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>>44942837
It's the resident anti-femdom sperg, ignore him

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>>44942613
Imagine playing slots and seeing X-X-X land on the reels.
Imagine how happy youd feel with all the bells and flashing lights and 'Jackpot' on the screen
Imagine the succubi attendants closing in around you to give you your reward, and that dawning on you too late.

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>>44942840
Frog anon?

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>>44942613
Too bad NONE OF YOU, NO ONE!!!!! -Is going to those casinos. For I have passed law and legislatures criminalizing and making gambling and casinos ILLEGAL in the areas those casinos are located at. Because gambling is bad.

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>>44942799
I will get some femdom pussy instead

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>>44942613
What does the Casino owned and operated by the Order-leaning Mafia look like and how does it work?

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>>44942613
I'm going to go to the Crucible and tell a sob story about mean foxes trying to sell me to a mofu den. I'd happily sign a contract with a demon or become a high orc's boytoy. Why test my luck at gambling if I can get a tough wife who's willing to start a war to keep me safe?

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>>44942879
I'm sure one of the mofukaza's, uh, 'lobbyists' will be able to convince you to change your mind.

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>>44942879
>anon was never found again
>legend has it he is buried directly beneath the mofukuza boss' ass

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>>44942892
The scene where she hand-feeds you chocolates is so good. She's an easy top 3 favorite MGD girls

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>>44942901
>The Chapel - Angel attendants and fine wine await you in this church renovated into a casino as a form of 'alternative tithe'. You can play games like 'guess the valkyrie', where you are shown a picture of a valkyrie and must identify her from a selection of others just from a single item, like a sword or shield or bra. Just don't win too much, or things might get smitey (read 1000 years of correctional rapey)

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>>44942892
I would so totally blow on that ear fluff, I wouldn't even care if she hates it.

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>>44942923
Real shit, everything she did just kinda make me like her more. The first scene where she "punishes" you for being rude is God tier

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>>44942950
This is an obvious racket. They have you play *one* spot the difference game, and then some seraphim on the sidelines swoops in to 'punish' you for the 'sin of greed'. It's a scam, don't go.

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>>44942902
Anon please dont start a brawl in the crucible by offering yourself up like a bit of meat dropped in a piranha tank.
Expect your wife to end up working/raiding/conquering in a way that will benefit the mofukuza anyway - they've got fingers in many tofu bowls.

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>>44942950
>>44942973
im going in and winning all their games and then argue with the simple fact that they are guilty of the same sin of greed for making a holy place into a den of gamblers and loansharks

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>>44942613
im going to fuck the mofukuza boss 's anus instead and fuck her retarded till I get my debt papers and rip'em up right in front of the danuki who holds my debt

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>>44943028
Yeah and then fuck the shit out of that danuki to show them all who's the boss
>totally not their plan all along

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>>44943047
nah, her tears are great lube for more anal pounding

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>>44942613
One more cause I'm bored and monsters are a thrifty bunch.
>The Vegass Pyramid - A rare joint venture between an apophis and pharaoh. The casino is a pyramid split into two halves. The pharaoh side has more traditional games, albeit desert themed. Small anubis run the exchange, while larger ones are dealers and bouncers. A popular games is the djinn game, where you must pick a lamp from a selection of duds. Note not all of the genies are married, so you work out which jackpot is money and which is a wife.
The other side is far darker and more dangerous. It is completely legal to bet your money, but also collateral and property. You can even bet levels, your virginity and even win or end up in a slave contract (both man to monster and vice versa). The apophis, triple 7 Jane, who is one of the most dangerous gamblers alive, is always there, always watching, and isnt above intervening to spice up the night. An entourage of girtabilu watch as practically invisible peace keepers for any foul play.

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>>44942976
>Expect your wife to end up working/raiding/conquering in a way that will benefit the mofukuza anyway
Wait. Can I settle my debt by marrying myself off to a powerful monster of my choice to secure her allegiance to the Mofukuza? That sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

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>>44942613
I want to win big at the Monte and be given to the VIP danuki for "cheating" and have them eat sushi off my naked body
Then passed around by them like a blunt at college party until they mindbreak me into their eternal boytoy

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>>44943072
imma make my moves like an Egyptian and mess with both casinos and make both owners gamble each others casino while I already won and had planned the coup with a money hungry anubis

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I have to share this place with a bunch of subhumans, it's tiresome

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>>44943072
does it have a bass pro shop?

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>>44943115
Then I suggest you leave before you completely go off the rails like the leprechaun

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>>44943083
Welcome to the family anon.

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>>44943102
>You both get caught by security
>Ms Pharaoh puts a mummy curse on you both while Ms aphosis pumps you both with her venom and throw you into a cheaters room together
Well, I hope you both like being fucked senseless by each other

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>>44943137
I can't and it's the worst part, I need this place to live.

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>>44943155
Then maybe stop living?

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>>44943090
man imagine having ran and yukari as wives
>>44943146
>turns out they were tripping while they were lezzing out in front of us, and we decided to have some fun with the previous owners in our first night togetehr

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>>44943164
Not wrong

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>>44943164
You first, mick

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>>44943142
>debt cleared
>powerful wife
>comfy position in high society
>positive relations with mofukuza
Negotiations successful. It's good to be on the winning side.

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>>44943181
Damn I kind of prefer before she was a vamp

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>>44942773
playing poker against a table of trumparts
the roulette ball is a dark slimes core
gremlin engineered slots
ms satyros keeps bringing you complimentary drinks
two sallys in cocktail dresses hanging off your arms while you're on a hot streak
and then the more esoteric stuff like
find the reverse scale on ms ryu
find the poker chip in ms nukis tail
figuring out a way to pay back the sabbath all that money you borrowed

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>>44942613
>The Davy Jones-an underwater casino, 30000 leagues under the sea, has games like guess the pearl where you need to guess in which clam is the pearl at, man pirate monster girls gamble here so they like being rowdy, also sometime clams are "clams" and you mess up with that one, you get a new fish wife, the owner is an old otohime who eats lots of icecream since even her employee forget about her, Lots of the dealers are mermaids, bouncers are krakens and sycllas, the mersharks are the ones who watch out for cheaters, Seaslimes are the bartenders, the dancers are seakelps and it has a brig where shortstack pirhanna mermaids will rape an male cheaters endless till they are mindbroken

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The masculine desire to 1v1 Druella to the bitter end!

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>>44943264
truly a knitting contest for the ages

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>>44943255
Never play poker with a mershark, they are notorious cardsharks.

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>>44943284
Who you have to watch out for are the nereids, they led many a gambler astray

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>>44942298
Something most don't seem to understand.

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Minimum wage bf with pharaoh gf

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>>44943389
Rich monsters seem to take some kind of pleasure in lifting poor anons into lives of obscene wealth and luxury

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I will do anything for love

no I wont do that

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>>44943405
I would do that for love. Love of ms. tentacle!

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>>44943405
i like highly specialized appendages

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>>44943389
need 'pophis correction

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>>44943389
I am suddenly coughing up sand

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>>44943072
There's gonna be a legendary pachinko machine in the Apophis side where whoever runs out of money playing it will be sent to the Manticore pit

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>>44943402
Think of it this way. You are a rich man with a mansion when pic related knocks on your door and asks for shelter from the rain. Are you going to say no?

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>>44943402
from rags to bitches

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>>44943421
The apophis is middle class and still lives with her parents

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>>44943449
Point that out and she'll milk you dry while biting you repeatedly

Her parents would probably laugh at your predicament

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Fainting from hunger in hagville

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>>44942376
sauce please, reverse image searches are giving me every doujin but the one this is from

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>>44943475
I wonder of it's even a doujin and not just a oneshot image.

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>>44941682
She is pure. Pure sex, that is.
But she's also thoughtful of others, just look at that stamina and mana potion bottle she's brought. She knows how much her man will need it, so she buys it with her own share of the adventuring money.

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>>44943405
Imagine the handholding

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>>44942376
Is it just me or is her ear WAY too low on the second image?

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it's all sticky

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>>44943405
do more 90s songs

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>>44943521
Quick, accuse it of being AI!

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>>44943405
Perfect harem wife

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>>44943470
I would still insist on paying for everything while on dates

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>>44943554
way to dig at your own insecurities

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>>44943471
>Wake up to CC undine giving mouth to mouth
>With a lot of tongue

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>>44942298
If you let yourself be shaped by /pol/ lite shitbabies you’re kind of part of the problem.

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>>44943586
>it's dasani
oh no

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>>44943521
I think it's just at a weird angle. 1st pic is from her pov looking looking at a mirror in her lap while holding it at a slight angle. 2nd pic the camera point is in the same position, but she's laid it down flat on her lap and is looking up at the man who called her cute. So we went from looking at her face straight on to seeing a shot that's lower and angled upward.

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>>44943615
I would struggle to make her happy. Maybe even throw out a "I'll never fall to demons!" or something to really get her excited. Normal succs deserve the monster experience too

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>>44943475
>>44943503
https://twitter.com/matsumoto1325/status/1694621061638181151

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>>44943615

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>>44941982
Maybe some have a lot of customization and therefore are more freeform immersive (sex )sim, while others are a more "here's what it's like if you're this species" strict story kind of deal that let the mamono build comradery via mutual understanding.

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>>44943638
>"relax and il show you pleasure beyond you imagination~"
>"k"
>".... could you uhhh... struggle a bit? this isnt really doing it for me"
they may be monsters. but i guess theyre still girls at the end of the day.

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>>44943615
this but its manticore instead of demon

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>>44943661
I thought the girl on the right was Aunn. I was severely mistaken and now depressed.

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how about a succ that respects your boundaries and consent?

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>>44943405
Y'know I love tentacles but strongly dislike anal, on everyone. No anal for me, no anal for my wife unless they really want it.
Never understood men's obsession with anal

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>>44943707
Something sinister about a heterosexual man who's really into anal

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>>44943707
This will never take off here because anal is the christcucks staple fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Disregard hellspawn. Acquire angel wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943689
Atleast keep her warm and safe at night
Good girls especially deserve to be loved and held

[Anonymous No.]

>>44942613
I'll try my chances at running a casino instead. How hard can it be, really? Get a plot of land, some games and those one-armed-bandit machines (of both varieties) and just wait for the money to pour in. Maybe hire some staff, like houri waitresses, an oni barkeep, machine maintenance gremlins, a danuki to do accounting; you know, the works.
And if the rat mafia mob tries stealing from me, or worse, tries to get me into their protection racket, then I'll just go on a quick beat'em'up journey on 5 Stages and 5 Rat Mafia Bosses (plus the 6th Final Boss and the secret 7th Secret boss Succubus who has been pulling the strings all along, and the True Final Boss the Danuki from Accounting that I left to keep watch over the casino while I took care of business); and by the time I'm done i'll have a loyal army to guard my business (i beat their bosses so i am the boss now, that's how rat mafia works), and enough money in casino earnings to retire in peace.

Maybe afterwards I might pay a visit to the automaton-run casino, because I like the robot girls and the fact it's more of an arcade than a casino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943755
Fuck off gachatumor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943733
Why would Christians disobey God's command to procreate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943689
I need a gentle monster to slowly talk me into leaving my home that I fortified after having a panic attack from the monster invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

Anal is hot

[Anonymous No.]

BILLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943790
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943805
MAYS HERE FOR OXYCLEAN

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943841
>not mighty putty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943863
lick the jewel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943849
flying paizuri hazard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943908
imagine getting through into a den of ookumades as a baby as a sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is a pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>the mouse living in your kitchen has finally gotten too fat to run away

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943955
she will bite off your head after sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943405
if i married one do you think she'd be ok if I asked her to catch and rape random girls on the side of the road, while I hide in the bushes and watch dressed as superman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943958
It's gotta be dangerous being a male server at MG bars. Delivering a round of drinks to seven drunk monsters can't be an easy thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944030
i keep asking for her order but all say she says is "i do not drink...wine" with a dramatic pause

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I cannot find the description of Mara, but I want to include her in my writings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944061
>oh, okay... we have a few good beers on t-
>"I do not drink... beer."
>um. if you'd prefer a spirit or liq-
>"I do not drink... liquor."
>cocktail?
>she gives you a look
>... water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944063
There was never an official description of her past being a friend/rival of Eros that’s considered a bit too vulgar and rough by her counterpart.

Probably the most unfortunate and sometimes annoying things about KC is very little exists in ways of knowing what the divinities look like so it’s almost always extrapolation.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not give the bapho upsies.
I will not give the bapho upsies.
I will not give the cute bapho upsies.
I definitely will not give the bapho upsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944087
Look at those eye bags. She needs some coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944115
You gonna get headbonked in the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944115
a goat needs no permission to climb

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

So...assuming marrying a long-lived mamono extends your own lifespan what happens if you marry two different mamono with differing lifespans? Does the longer lived mamono extend your lifespan and then your essence extends the shorter lived mamono's lifespan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944194
KISS THE TAIL. LICK IT. STROKE IT. DO IT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944199
it's too sensitive, you wouldn't dare

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944194
Anon, i think you need to put her on a diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944087
>Her maid/friend Kiki lightly smacks her upside the head for too chunni
>She wants some bloody liquiors, something with o- blood please, right?
>The creep neet vampire is teary-eyed and nods and with a whimper
>and-d a ll-little kiss on top as well
>Whatever, she is cute tho being all meek like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944194
I very badly want to massage lotion into this lizard's tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944195
Yeah, everybody lives longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944219
Nah, look at her waistline. It's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944194
i wonder, would a sharp knife and a steady hand help?, just give it one slow controlled cut so it comes off with ease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944195
You all take the lifespan of the shortest so you can all die together and never know the pain of loss.
What do you think, dumbass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943802
With a Shoggy, every hole is both anal and non-anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944194
Sorry for what? Our mommy taught us not to be ashamed of our tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944219
Tail is not nearly fat enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944214
Do you think I wouldn't? Do you think I wouldn't grab and rub and molest that tail? Look at it. It was made to be manhandled. If I don't ever get to squeeze and massage that freshly-shed tail I don't think I'll die happy.
>>44944219
Don't you dare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944214
imma nibble on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944087
>>cocktail?
>>she gives you a look
>>"Sure, but don't call me 'Tail' ever again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944268
Just a little lovebite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944194
Finally. The perfect lizard girl pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944244
I meant different type of anal but let's leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944277
love the lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944300
>>44944194
Why are lizard tails so incredibly erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe the whole thread is melting because of an image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944287
Just eat the shogloaf and she'll be going through your asshole in both directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944307
Tail

[Anonymous No.]

snekgirls are better because they are entirely lizard tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944194
do you think a lizard would be willing to let you help her shed her tail skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944310
Do you mean the lizard pulling her skin off? I've seen way worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944314
I mean, it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944321
god, you're right. you're right. imagine being able to spend all your time hugging that fat snake tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944327
>worse
That wording makes me think you didn't quite get what i meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944317

[Anonymous No.]

God I just want to wake up in the morning in the arms of my Ryu and Anubis wives after we fell asleep on the couch watching documentaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944219
She need to be fed more. That tail needs to be FATTER. I want her to struggle to squeeze that tail through her pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944366
Ah, a fellow FAT tail connoisseur

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943958
Tfw on the rest of her single friends when the Kiki describes exactly how many times a day Mashtah bends her over the furniture for his needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943975
Confuse the Mantis - ask her for Head first then Sexx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943975
Simple, she can't bite off your head after sex if you never stop having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944363

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944403
BITE. kiss. rub. lick. Squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

What could possibly motivate an Amazonesd to use seduction on her husband she knows she can eaaily overpower and take him by force and has done it in the past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944416
she's nice?

[Anonymous No.]

What could possibly motivate an Amazonesd to use seduction on her husband she knows she can eaaily overpower and take him by force and has done it in the past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944428
if it'd make him happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944428
The challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944428
Part of a complicated, escalating series of dares between her and her succubus friend to try out each other's romance styles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944428
Lookimg for ParkedBuggy's amazoness story. Anyone has it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944428
Something about this image strikes me as odd.

[Anonymous No.]

I have bad news, gentlemen. It appears the Cheshire have discovered fart jokes. How they did not know of it before is beyond me but now we must prepare ourselves. We need solutions now, gentlemen. How do we stop the Brappening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944414
>>44944338
>>44944307
>>44944256
>>44944220
>>44944199
I don't think I've ever seen anyone so mindbroken by lizard tails before. Is there an equivalent to late-stage mofubrain in reptile lovers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943790
Because a lot of Angels took that 'loophole song' seriously and think they're still staying holy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944457
hardly comparable. fox tails are all fluff and no substance.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else prayin' for Cross to give us hellwansx2 and hellwansx3 (aka orthrus and cerberus) later down the road? I sure am now that we finally got the spicebird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944490
Probably going to be a long wait but Cerberus BJs would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Experts recommend 5 people to safely handle a 170lb python. An average lamia would weigh around 2000lbs and would therefore need at least 60 people to restrain her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944519
Well too fucking bad, she only gets me and she's just going to have to be fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944519
I only need a bit of elbow grease

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944490
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944519
i could probably take her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944519
>An average lamia would weigh around 2000lbs and would therefore need at least 60 people to restrain her.
What if I restrain her with my dick?
And beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944481
Yeah, bunyips are clearly superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944454
IT'S BRAPPENING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944519
apophis was said to be 14 meters long

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944428
Oh, I got it now. This image is stiff as hell! Those rigid arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944535
Hecktaker made Cerby just 3 hivemind doggos not one actual TripleHeckwan.
Like Modeus... not full Assmodeus because she has no ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944454
Nope, never opening a pizzabox ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944519
that's why the discerning gentleman goes for a lightweight exoskeleton cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944376
>That visible and audible thud
Fucking DIAMONDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944624
Lizards, dragons etc. don't know how attractive a good, fat tail makes them. They need to be taught.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it Anon, you scared her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944740
no sense letting it go to waste

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943792
>supplies starting to run out
>troll medic comes by each day offering to get you groceries or make meals for you
>enjoys talking to you, even if its on the other side of a door

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944519
If you go by >EMG it’s closer to 450 to 550 kg for an average Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

Ryu wife who was raised by a Cheshire. In public, she's a paragon of dignity. Behind closed doors, she's a mischievous hellion who enjoys major, at least for a Ryu, pranks like poking you on the right shoulder with her tail and then sliding rapidly to your left side to stay out of your line of sight. Or using magic to float directly above you while you roam the temple trying to find her and find out if she wants salmon or catfish for dinner. Calling you to the window to look at the non-existent raccoons outside. Using magic to float fake spiders above you and drop them into your lap. Slowly replacing pictures of the two of you with pictures that replace her with Steve Buscemi and you with Adam Sandler. Putting hot dog buns in the oven every single day and looking at you expectantly everytime you ask why there's a bun in the oven.

That last prank has been going on for two weeks and I still haven't found my way to the punchline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944538
>...need at least *6inches to restrain her...
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44942390
How about a ropu one?

[Anonymous No.]

hellwan love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943841
>>44943863
>not suicide ladder

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944900
soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944908
I wonder if this artist will trigger the anon who hates artists who draw bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944903
>suicide ladder
First you fly
Then you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944900
Elf love

[Anonymous No.]

LONG tails

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945001
...wheres the cake?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945017
This chick looks like she colonizes human populations

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944450
Well, its a work in progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945021
I've been seeing that more and more. Buxom, older women talking about how she has cake for me, but the cake is a lie.
Frankly, I think they're all getting into Portal since it's new to them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945021
It's right there you double nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945048
Ugly ass shit gob.

[Anonymous No.]

Pat the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945045
Glad I'm not the only experiencing this. Though my experience is rather interesting. I meet them to get some cake, end up blacking out and then wake up the next morning being told that we got married the night before. I have seven wives now and no fucking cake.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945045
>Frankly, I think they're all getting into Portal since it's new to them.
That must be it. So easy to get a machine that can run this game these days, even in their world they're catching up.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945167
>walls are still mostly intact
does she even want it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945186
she should learn from those who REALLY want that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945166
I don't understand, what Christian lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945167
Accidental kabedon is the best kind of kabedon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945186
>traumatizing your hubby
Dumbest wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945195

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945228
Happy, happy, happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945021
Christmas Cake

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945376
damn, wish i could read

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945399
nobodies going to bother learning elf

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna give a hellhound an extra thick peanut butter sandwich for lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945447
>eating some wings with your hellhound bud
>she points to your leftover basket of bones and asks if you're going to finish them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945454
Sure, the ones in the basket are yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945375
>>44945377
Not big surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944740
Best part about a lizard wife is infinite tail meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945454
>casually toss a bone in the air
>hellhound jumps and snatches it in the air
>a loud crunch is always heard
>keep doing this until you have no more wings

[Anonymous No.]

The word "Rum" and the word "Death" should mean the same thing to you. Do you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945229
as a husband to a WRM, although shes quite wise due to her age, she does break walls rather often since I make her feel likes shes 2XXX again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945454
as fun as this sounds i imagined the sound of a hellhound eating a ton of bones and had a visceral reaction
she can take them home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
Guess I'll die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
Got it, I should drink some rum with a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
I'm going to drink so much Death i'm going to die to Rum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
It's my liver. I'll do what I want with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
Have more rum? Thanks doctor bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945544
your liver is 30% shog, maybe more

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945556
then he needs to drink 30% or more than, can't leave shoggy out of the fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
k? and? imma wake up undead anyways

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945581
Oh well. What can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945625
Feed her actual food?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945636
shes a firefox anon, she needs ram to grow big and strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945685
At least she's not chrome.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945696
>chrome automaton wanting to know every single detail about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945681
What monsters call ''Proative dating'', i call ''a violation of my consent and human rights''.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945710
>edge automaton is extra yandere and needs to be constantly reassured that you do not intend to replace her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944545
how's this timid-looking aussie floof-noddle got any "aggressive" bone in her body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945723
Took me a second to remember what Edge was. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

lets not say what TOR automaton does

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945719
she has an excellent treatise on why consent in an illusion, you should read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945743
Famous last words before being dragged down into her womancave. Anon was never seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945759
*is an illusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945759
And where would one find such unholy scriptures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945749
And now she's crying, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945754
I'm sure she has many layers.

[Anonymous No.]

>dress sexy warrior loli in lingerie
>she gets flustered and self-concious about her state of undress even though her usual clothes cover less

[Anonymous No.]

Brave automaton is the worst of the lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943405
I WILL cuddle the tentacle. She WILL do lewd things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945782
Like I said, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>take Ryu wife out to karaoke
>watch her squirm, resisting the urge to get up on stage and go on a marathon of her favorite Lady Gaga and Kesha songs
>spend the entire time quietly teasing her about how her singing is so much better than whoever is currently singing
>eventually goes up to sing Piano Man and then scurries away as soon as the song is over, worried that she's embarrassed herself
>get home, get glomped, get coiled and get squeezed for all she can give while calling you a meanie and a bully
>get a private karaoke concert after she's done

Bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>Opera GX automaton
>play games on her while she's riding your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944441
I do, but last time I uploaded it to AO3 he asked me to take it down. He's still active here.

Yo ParkedBuggy, m8, there are people who didn't make a copy before the purge. I've been really hoping you repost it yourself (and maybe chapter two)?, but failing that, please let me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945825
Maybe he's embarrassed about the story or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I got lost, what level is the cow zone?
They all appear as skulls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945843
Shit dude, you got like 1 milk resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945833
He mentioned something about his earlier work. My assumption is that's an old account and he's one of the active writers here. I don't know why he would be embarrassed since it's genuinely good and there are a whole TWO amazoness stories I can thing of (it, and Magus').

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945850
My only other option is the hag zone and they're crowding the border and looking at me funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945892
Hags are great, anon. I just ran in there and grabbed as many as I could fit in my arms and now I have a bunch of wives who dote on me everyday. Bonus points if you do what I did and make sure to grab a vampire hag so the whole harem eventually becomes immortal once they Incubize you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944441
If you're still in here, I'll post the story. Out of respect for PB, I'll leave it up for 10 minutes and no more. I can't think of a better way to keep the file only within this thread since AO3 does not have a link share-only option. Let me know if you're ready to download it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945892
it's hard to get a read on their expressions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943554
can AI do manga ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945998
Probably. The cucked corporate version can do a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945941
Oh, that's just a tired cat, Anon. Give her some ear scritches and she'll probably fall asleep right at the bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945941
>that dress
Jesus fucking christ this is unfair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945998
Yes, but only meh to okay as of right now.
You can really tell it's just a few different imagines it threw together.
Though the characters remain mostly the same between shots so it's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945941
Those are the eyes of a cat that wishes to join the Hag Harem. Gonna walk up behind her, pick up from beneath her thighs, squeeze her to my chest and run home with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946009
She will fall asleep
On top of you
With no hope of escape
And I hope you didn't think she wouldn't let the engine run

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946014
Are you really such a slut that you're going to lose to a dress, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946049
I don't see why everyone is so thirsty for y'shtola

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946036
drunk aunties are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946036
All according to Keikaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945813
>Older automatons complaining about zoomer automaton with the RGB lighting and multicore processors
>Zoomer automaton can't hear them over her fucking her husband while he's playing games on her while subway surfers is playing on another screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946055
>Busty
>Cat
>Hag vibes
>Dresses like a born succubus.
>Nice, big ears
Yeah, big mystery there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946049
She's gonna wake up in the morning with kittens in her belly and sore ass cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946055
i don't know much about her but a magical sorta blind cat with a complex about her age and a nice body is a good start
and the OP silver hair/tan skin combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946077
oh, and the accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946007
can it do mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946084
if you got low standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946084
I didn't try but I was already starting to trigger the censor a lot with just anime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946071
>>44946077
I'd take Ranaa any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946091
So can you draw something like >>44946007
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
No, shut the fuck up whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946099
solid argument, truly above reproach.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to commit a sin.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946125
I don't think it makes AI art good I just think if you want to call AI art bad you should at least be able to comfortably say you could match that skill level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946178
but miss kej it's Sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946179
so you feel the same about deviantart, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946184
I don't know what this means.

[Anonymous No.]

The mamono at the bars are free. You can just walk in, grab as many as you like and take them home. I have five. Try it, nobody will stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946182
Time zone differences are pretty crazy on the other side of the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946084
kind of

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946214
I assume that's not bing AI though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946214
it's like okamura, but bland

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946225
The Bing AI will reject anything with MGE in the prompt but if you just do something like "Ryuu monster girl in sweater" it'll give you something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946238
Don't try for cait sith
https://files.catbox.moe/3j6xgx.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946238
it rejected drawing reimu fighting vegeta, it also wouldn't do anything with seinfeld,
the thing is useless.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946283
Everybody's horny. When you suppress it, your horniness begins to suffuse all you do to the point you're not even aware of it. Solution? At least two asspies a day with one baby making session every night before bed. They'll start acting normal after a few weeks of that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

As long as I don't leave the starting town, I'll be safe from monsters right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946349
U gon lose to a lvl 1 slime, or to the next Orc raiding party that decides to ransack the town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946349
Wrong, the high level ones farm the starting village for easy pickings
Why do you think the lvl 85 Demon Warlord is (trying) to hide in the bush on your front lawn while watching you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946349
That's what I thought, now I'm a house husband to a vampire and wight. They'll just walk in and snatch you right out of your bed if your essence smells right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946349
I stuck around the penultimate town, it’s cool and safe ya know

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946362
It's not so bad, being the husband to a level 1 slime...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946393
she doesn't stay level 1 very long

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946373
>>44946386
They really shouldn't allow high levels to stay in starting towns

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946410
they usually can't but it's something to do with [retired] status

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946410
Who's gonna stop them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946419
>hags camping the starting town
I should've fucking known
Hags can't pvp to save their lives so they come in and just drop those 60 levels below them
Fucking quality game, damn hags can't even win with a meta bui

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946451
My best friend was carried off by a trio of Sabbath worshippers, anon. It ain't just the hags.

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>>44946399
She'll be gaining lots of "experience" from you, after all

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>>44946410
You try stopping them, meanwhile this high level wight just built a mansion next to my humble little home and now she spies on me when I train in the backyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946480
Soon you can be the black knight of her undead fief.

[Anonymous No.]

if you just live in a winebowl and you move often you can live in peace

[Anonymous No.]

defeat monsters by not being an adventurer, like me a humble dishwasher at the tavern, I'm out of sight and out of mind just scrubbing away

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>>44946480
The level curve is very peculiar. Level 50+ monsters everywhere near the starter town, but if you get far away enough, then things slowly even out. Even though you'll be over-leveled and over-prepared. Ironically the high level areas don't have as many monsters as you'd expect because they're all hanging out near starter town.

[Anonymous No.]

we're so dead it's owari

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>>44946410
>new adventurer milked dry by Manticore stalker
>many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946548
Let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946548
Owari Province was a province of Japan in the area that today forms the western half of Aichi Prefecture, including the modern city of Nagoya.

[Anonymous No.]

Just found out my chubby elf maid is a max level mage knight. She's says she's retired but I still feel like I'm in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946410
That's why you need to hide in the church. No monster would dare touch you under the watchful eyes of an angel.

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>>44946603
That's quite an intriguing revelation! It sounds like your elf maid has a rich backstory and an array of skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946616
Angels are really scary though, even scarier than monsters
They keep saying something about purging me of sin and the look like a bunch of starved dogs looking at gourmet meat

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>>44946560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCeM-Y8FBKs

>When Anon and Malef wife start fighting
>She keeps talking about some random shit about climbing the ladder of Dragon hierarchy
>Dragonewts wishing their mistress wouldn't flirt so openly with her soon-to-be husband

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>>44946628
They're just very devoted to saving you. Most guys get snatched up before they come to the church. They're worried one of those evil monsters will grab you if you leave. They need you to follow them and accept their blessings so you can be safe. Just follow the nice angels Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>move into neighborhood full of hags
>can practically smell the need for pregnancy but the house was dirt fucking cheap
>go on a morning jog
>feel eyes on me the entire time
>work in my garden
>feel eyes on me the entire time
>eventually notice that they have a book club meeting on the Danuki's balcony that overlooks the street every morning during my run
>backyard parties that switch between my two next door neighbors, a Vampire and her shaded deck and a Fox and her traditional Japanese garden
>feel them watching me as I tend to my produce
>occasional giggles when I squeeze a particularly plump tomato or wipe off a cucumber
>occasionally get asked to help with menial chores in exchange for home-cooked meals
>can feel eyes burning a hole in the back of my pants but they never try anything
>start going for runs wearing just shorts to get a good upper body tan
>usually hear screaming from the Danuki's house when I pass by
>had a pool built and start swimming for extra cardio in a speedo whenever they're having their backyard parties
>unnaturally quiet on their side when I do

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MAKE A FUCKING MOVE ALREADY. I WANT HAG ASS IN MY FACE AND HAG TITS IN MY HANDS AND HAG PUSSY WRAPPED AROUND MY DICK. I WANT TO BURY MY FINGERS IN HAG MEAT AND FIND ETERNITY IN HAG WOMBS. I WANT A WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD OF HAG WIVES WALKING AROUND WITH BELLIES FULL OF DAUGHTERUS. I'm at a loss bros.

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>>44946603
>level 1 barmaid
>also level 947 demon general
don't worry about it, she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946515
it worked anon, everyone completely ignored you! you've finally cracked it, now surely victory over monsterkind will be imminent!

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>>44946616
Angel hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946730
>Meanwhile, a lone Devilbug sneaks into the kitchen where anon works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946722
>sit on porch
>look down
>look sad
>mutter something about being alone sucks
>get tackled at mach 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946722
bro, have you tried uhh, just asking one out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946723
>demon general barmaid learns from the kiki barmaid and calls her 'master"
>despite kiki only being lvl 20 but barmaid lvl 35

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[Anonymous No.]

Who is the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946515
Now we know where you are. ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946794
>ears fake
>tail real
great artist but cursed decision

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946786
Sometimes a man wants to be pursued anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946515
>A Wight just outright buys out the tavern
now what

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946925
throw out the hook then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946953
Instructions unclear; acquired harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946953
I'm at the point of running naked around the street with a banner that says, "I WILL MARRY EVERY WOMAN WHO FOLLOWS ME HOME."

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>>44946722
what i do personally is get so wasted that end up on their door step, which they notice me and just start living at their place
>>44947013
go up to one and start talking to one while leaving hints that you might be into her

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>>44946965
Don't do this to harpies this triggers their hunting instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>"It's time for rape, pillage, and plunder with my army of oddly cute demons."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947150
Dork.

[Anonymous No.]

A Fluffy Game of Strip Mahjong! My entry for Murloc’s writing contest, featuring a fox yakuza princess playing strip mahjong with her childhood friend who’s overdue on his loan payment.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50865571

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946064
I will get an automaton with a CRT monitor

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>>44947039
>carrying some french fries
it's like you're asking for harpies
>brush against her wing slightly
that's an erogenous zone, you've got to take responsibility
>wear a colorful shirt
you're presenting yourself as a suitable mate
birds are simply sexual creatures, such encounters are unavoidable

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>>44945048
would

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>>44947179
Something tells me wearing a black or white shirt won't help either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947202
raven-bait

[Anonymous No.]

>reading monster girl story
>girl mentions her sexual past
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947202
I wear mostly grey shirts.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the opposite of extremists? Submissive monsters that demand humans put them in their place?

[Anonymous No.]

Why be a hero? I just want to live the comfy life as a farmer with cows

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any male gods? If so did they also incubize

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947286
Gentle souls

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>>44947286
Tell me where to find the powerbottom mesugakis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947297
i wish to be a shepherd of zombie cow girls
and walk around dressed a bit creepy but happy nonetheless and lead my herd into warmer lands and to sell their kefir

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947286
>Suddenly, somewhere, An umi-oshi gets excited for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

The centaur girls at work have started jokingly calling you stallion while the unicorn just casually dropped that she's never really been bothered by the idea of becoming a bicorn.

Prepare yourself for the horse, and deer, pussy.

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>>44947320
>small village sees a horde of zombies approaching
>"Raise the alarms! We are being invaded!"
>lookout can see the cow print bikinis on the zombies
>"False alarm! It's just farmer anon! Get your coins ready for that kefir!"
what a nice life

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>>44947358
just got to listen for the cowbells clanging

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947299
There are former Chief Gods who were male but they're MIA. As far as we've been told by KC all of the deities in MGE are female.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, it sure is great being adequate at cooking, but it sucks that I always make too much food and have to eat it all alone.
If only there was a solution to this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947358
>tfw i get stopped at an order city, and I have to explain what is it that I sell
>Have to pull out kefir selling license

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>>44947261
You should expect if you're not reading something in the explicit MGE setting it's not going to be as clean as MGE
Lots of people into monstergirls aren't coming into it from MGE. I love MGE but a lot of people who don't are really into the *monster* part, which tends to make things a little spicier.
Also - and don't sperg out over this - a woman having had a partner in the past is not cuckoldry. It's very normal

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>>44947299
Technically you become a eldritch god if you have a abyssal harem so there’s that.

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>>44947395
Careful anon, you might end up the house husband of an ushi oni. Their appetites are massive in more ways than one.

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>>44947340
Imagine being kidnapped by slightly yandere horse/deer girls who want to share you and make you their beloved forever

It's one reason I love whitehorns, imagine meeting one who's desperately lonely and decides you're her beloved. You try desperately to escape but can't hope to outrun her, and as soon as she gets you you melt into her warm fluffy embrace. Unable to resist her as she stabs you with a de sliver knife and drags you back to her cabin to mark you as hers forever.
I might be slightly unhinged

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>>44947373
>Male gods are MIA
I bet they all got defeated by monster pussy and are now husbands to monsters.

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>>44947419
I love yans who hate the idea of making you unhappy but have to do so (because they hate the idea of you not being together more). It's fun conflict.

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>>44947413
Based take, although you might still have to worry about running into stuff like that even with MGE stories. I personally don't mind a monster having sexual history even in MGE stories since some would've been former humans and all, but I really hate running into like bad end abuse shit.

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>>44947306
A creature made to taste.

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>>44947340
Someone help that uni, the world cant lose annother to the growing bicorn population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947437
It's a nice conflict, but usually easily overcome with the thinking "his upsetness is temporary but our love is forever" type shit

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>>44947433
Ones just about to wakeup from their eons long nap

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>>44947433
Well, obviously. Zeus/Jupiter got mogged on by a pussy he finally couldn't defeat.

>>44947413
Cuckoldry is a fucking word that got ran into the goddamned ground by incels, vocal morons on the internet, and people trying to normalize a kink they swear is "emotional" over physical. It's ironically like a porn version of calling something a "Mary Sue".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947419
The knife seems unnecessary. Just let her intense warmth do the work.

[Anonymous No.]

what are your thoughts on forehead kisses?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1713709430725030205
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947451
Mhm. It definitely has a straightforward solution, I just think the angst in the middle is fun.
... Maybe I'm just looking for contrived excuses to have anons be scared and upset so MGs can comfort them

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>>44947477
That depends. Do you mean forehead kisses or do you mean forehead kisses where she says good boy and associated?

[Anonymous No.]

>whores come up
>instantly some retard starts screaming about incels
hmmmmmmm. Wonder what's happening here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
Oh boy, this one is gonna cause some cognitive dissonance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
The eternal Turk.

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>>44947483
huh lots of a bug vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947490
He got too worked up and outed himself. Happens sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
What's the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
I'll take the design, but there's no way I'm ever watching vwhores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947490
Having one or two partners before you settle down doesn't make you a whore, either as a man or woman. Having a body count higher than Germany in 1945 does though.

Tough concept to grasp, I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947515
The cognitive dissonance begins.

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>>44947526
You can cope about it if you want. Still whores tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947515
vtuber

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>>44947470
Yeah, but like... Knives are scary.
If you get stabbed and fall unconscious, even if it doesn't hurt you, you'll probably be in a much more emotionally fragile state when you wake up then if you get hugged into submission, which means you can have a longer - and more cathartic - acclimation period.

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>>44947490
incels?

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>>44947526
>Having one or two partners before you settle down doesn't make you a whore
As a matter of fact, yes it does.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder would monsters think of me sullied if I already had a partner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947545
This is probably going to be a wakeup call to some people that KC does not share their values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947531
Who gets the naked hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947554
Only a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947547
Well, I still think I'd rather do without being stabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947552
So like if you get abused by your partner or your boyfriend dies or your partner ends up being gay or something does that mean you're a whore too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947552
i forget how grotesquely saturated with actual faux-trad incels this thread is until someone says something marginally out of line with christian morals and the screeching begins

[Anonymous No.]

honestly, who cares, KC is an artist so if he is paid he will do the work.

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>>44947569
I know you don't *want* to be stabbed. No one wants to be stabbed. You get stabbed anyway, and then you get to recover from being stabbed while a nice monstergirl dotes over you.
I think my savior fetish might be tainting my line of rationale.

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>>44947577
He's also paid monthly on patreon and this is giving a tiny hint that he's not giving it his all and remember:
>not motivated by money

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947568
only a unicorn? what about older monsters? what if I was a male whore for some time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947562
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947562
melodramatic as ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947595
lots of the crazies hate vtubers so this is going to demoralize them a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947562
There's only like one or two guys who get really upset when vtubers are posted here.
i don't really usually give a fuck since their avatars are being posted as monsters and no discussion of the actual vtuber is going on, and I think most people also don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>BRO WHAT IF HE'S GAY
>OH MY GOD FUCKING INCELS AND CHRISTIANS REEEEEEEE
Truly abhorrent posters. Feel free to rope anytime.

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>>44947562
Eh, KC is pretty insulated from western stuff even today and vtumors are much more "idol" focused over there. i.e. that one green haired one getting her entire career nuked over being involved with a man. This is more cultural differences than anything. The entire conversation surrounding the sad social parasitism of vtumors is much less a thing in the east.

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>>44947601
Yes, yes, rationalize away anon.

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>>44947625
what a joke to hear you speak of rational thinking
unintentional comedy might be your forte

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947570
Yes. Next question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
ignoring the vtuber part, I wonder how she/vshojo pulled off getting KC to design something for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947651
It's really hard because when I said I want a cait sith oc he just didn't respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947651
Probably with money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947653
mick, die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947585
I prefer the idea of a sweet Grelia girl helping me deal with my chronic illness and physical therapy, then staying with me afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947651
They paid him probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947659
It's an artistic fire now.
But I feel very little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947585
Well fine. Then I'm going after her with the knife when she lowers her guard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947624
>that one green haired one getting her entire career nuked over being involved with a man.
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947669
>>44947656
I am more surprised they think KC is not money motivated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947624
>sad social parasitism of vtumors is much less a thing in the east.
Isn't that what idols are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947688
I am pretty sure you are correct. Wasn't there one who got murdered by a stalker or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947604
Anon I don't know what is going with thos generation but I don't determine which artist I follow based on whether they like the sane things I do
That seems fucking insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947683
I don't really keep up with internet whores, but from my understanding local vtumor whore sold shit like wedding rings to her fans and pretended to have dates with chat and was, shockingly, getting dug out by one of the gay boy vtubers at her company and she got nuked by both the angry fujoshis and her fans.
>>44947688
Yeah pretty much. I meant more that it's not even as mainstream a topic as it is here. You at least get some people acknowledging the problem of pretending streamers are your friend/girlfriend here, but it's way bigger over there and gets even less attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947700
90% of the thread is about keeping the virtue of mge so I don't actually understand what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947685
Who is they here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947713
They can be used to refer to someone of unknown gender in the singular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947707
Who let out the secret tho? And for what purposes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947727
Pretty sure he messaged her he was coming over on her fucking console while she was streaming. Which is about the intellect I expect from streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947733
Should have had a work and a home console.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947651
They literally commissioned him to do it. He's a well known enough monster girl artist who's been doing it for nearly 15 years if not longer now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947751
So much for his fade into obscurity to save MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947789
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947795
It was some discord screenshot where wikifag said he wanted to kill mge or have it fade to save it from negative attention or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947800
>discord screenshot

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
>>44947495
>>44947531
>>44947545
>>44947562
>>44947604
>>44947635
>>44947789
>>44947800
(you)
There, you should be fed for a while, you can go now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947820
It is what it is anon. Take it or leave it but the discord bullshit is real

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna go to the chili cook off and take home first prize! Hopefully a big, strong dragon doesn't carry me home to add me and my cooking skills to her hoard.

Fuck you Texas, beans belong in chili.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947833
Well thanks for giving me a good reason to not use this thread, anon. Better than staying for the cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947833
You could have at least tossed one to my cat for once, dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947832
If she is drinking my blood, she can't smoke anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone come up with any story ideas? Remember to sign up for A03 and begin the wait period! It takes a couple weeks so get that done sooner rather than later even if you're on the fence!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44947900
>N-NO! I DONT WANNA DRAW!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947900
what was the time frame again? up until the end of december?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947833
I'm telling your wife you didn't take the meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947914
I unironically don't want to draw though.

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>>44947789
>Fade into obscurity
The choices he gave himself were either to keep things paywalled or to go full scorched Earth with the IP. He chose to keep stuff paywalled on Patreon, which is better than him literally killing something he's worked on for nearly two decades now just to spite dumb fucks constantly pestering him with NTR shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947914
>draw fairy cracks her knuckles
>>44947921
Yep. Just want to make sure any new writers start the AO3 process since I vaguely recall some last-minute submissions last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when you are so sweet that your vampire wife starts to gain weight from drinking our blood due to how sweet it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947931
You make it sound like paywalling things is some great concession?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947945
It's literally five bucks American a month. If you can't afford it that's on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947955
I can I just don't feel like leaking this one.
What can I say, sometimes I feel bad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947970
You without irony won't leak shit because the moment you do there's going to be a DMCA take down because those are unfortunately the times we live in.

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>>44947955
Sure, but that works out to like $30 per drawing given his biannual release. And I say that as one of the not-crazies here. I just want quarterly new girls and some news/progress on the game and I'd be HAPPY to throw $5-10 at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>minor accident/news that partially involve the monster girl community or an author
>thread instantly derails into shit-flinging and crying about off-topic
>siddenly no more monster girl posting
I am so disappointed in our lack of faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947983
Yeah but I don't mind that. Those are like (you)s from blessed KC straight to me. It's complicated.
>>44947984
You don't have to pay for all of them. But as I said before patreon does have a pay per post option so it's a bit scummy. Although people who don't unsub are sort of asking for it.

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>>44947483
Working hard on the game I see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948014
It's literally one shitposter and the potato nigger as usual, stop being so dramatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947900
>Anyone come up with any story ideas?
Kind of. I'm not super confident about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948038
When in doubt write femdom mommy cheshire in the cat kingdom where men have no rights to hit every fetish possible for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Just stop posting about MGE, get rid of the MGE links in the OP and this thread would be 100% better. Can we at least give it a chance next thread to see if it works to make this place less terrible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
Honestly, the design looks pretty good.
I just hope this doesn't cause a meltdown from retards finding out about his works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948052
No way fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948052
feel free to fuck off to /d/ or /trash/ whenever you like, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948038
You got this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948049
>mommy
Disgusting. Garbage tier kink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948053
Honestly, nobody posting in good faith should care. I doubt he makes a living purely off his Patreon. If the guys does some work on the side it's not my place to judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948068
I entirely agree but I'm just pretty sure it's common and talking about mass appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948062
>>44948065
Then enjoy more threads like this until mods eventually get tired of babysitting and eventually boot us somewhere else again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948049
>mommy
Incredible. S tier kink, my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948052
>we
>>44948085
>us
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948079
I mean, I think it's cool he's getting commissions from "bigger" vtuber companies, and i'm hardly a fan of Vshojo. As long as nothing hurts his creativity, I see it all as a win for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
i do not mind vtubers, because i can just ignore whatever unfunny, shameless e-thot is hiding under the avatar and enjoy the cute waifu designs that come out from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948052
Don't you have a Monster Girl futa thread to get to on /d/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948079
Don't even care past La Cucaracha being pretty cute with dangerous levels of Regura energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948085
I can't imagine this would be as much of an issue if the threads were more about monster girls and less about depthful lore discussions of Q&A and what the artist is getting up to these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948129
if only there were some sort of board for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948068
there's nothing wrong with wanting a woman who's nice to you...

[Anonymous No.]

that one mg that is basically that granparent that always talks about "in my time" and "the shit I've seen"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948128
I hope it helps his mental health. I'd bet a good bit he's struggling with something IRL. Might be as simple as he's drank too deep of his own world and he feels the same bleak emptiness as the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948129
i will never forgive vtubers for what they did

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948144
>wanting a nice woman is the same as calling a woman "mommy" and infantilizing yourself before her

[Anonymous No.]

Official MGE vtuber when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948163
one and the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948144
It's complicated anon. A woman could belittle you, be rather egoistic and a bunch of other things and still "love" you.
Mommy fetish seems to be more about reassurance and a mix of having her take over while you check out of all the hard things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948170
God, I love this gif. Bogey is such a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948168
After the official gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948170
Ah, you're just shitposting, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948168
I hope the official vtuber's lore is that she's Kenkou Cross after she alped into a baphomet, and I hope she has an OnlyFans.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44948231
I hope she knows some cute tree spirits to introduce me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948156
IIRC he has a day job and consequently has to deal with the absolute hell that is Japanese corporate/work culture.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948206
>Baphomet who posed as a Japanese salaryman
>She got so lost in the sauce she forgot she was actually a goat loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948240
I think thats a good position to be,
if he were to be financially reliant on his art thats means he'd basically lose control of his vision to the mob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948253
Unfortunate that we must work to eat, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948231
Why must some people insist elves be very Ayy Lmao looking to the point of having the 100-percent black eyes that The Greys alien race have?

>Buh- Because looks like le human with pointy ears!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948263
in the u.s. you don't need to work to eat, just be comfortable,
though i hear being homeless is much more difficult in japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948191
I guess I could understand why someone might be disgusted by that. It's a definite admission of weakness, to give up on all the hard things in the world.
On the other hand, though, this setting is already absurd wish fulfillment. 'I don't want to have difficult responsibilites ever again' doesn't seem like a huge leap past 'I want a perfect wife who loves me unconditionally handed to me on a silver platter'. Like, we're already indulging in unrealistic fantasies here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948231
I get that is Warhammer and its both a reference of Kerilan from Vermintide and that elf class is some "blade dancer" or "sword dancer" type of unit that is quick fast and agile DPS gimmick. But how would a "sword/war dancer" that is all about flexibility, agility and quick be able to pull of those fancy spinning blade kung-fu moves with big bouncy breasts like that? At least tomboys have the excuse of being flat chested or small boobs where bigger fatter milk jugs won't get in the way of their moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948277
It's because that specific Elf is from Warhammer and is Sylvan on top of that, which is a more feral and primal variety of the knife eared fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948290
I mean, it's not exactly great here, either. I guess it's harder to starve to death on the streets, but it's a miserable, unclean existence. Only better than death by virtue of the fact that death is the very worst thing it's possible to experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948290
You are delusional if you believe this, or you live with your parents with no job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948294
It's hardly the only fetish to get ridiculed here. That's just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

90% of monsters have a TF fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948231
>>44948296
I assume this must be a corrupted elf woman wracked with Mamono Mana. Because while elves are said to be magical handsome men and beautiful women with pointy ears, the standard normal elven woman build is slender feminine frame and decent B or C cup breasts. But if an elven woman has very thicc thighs and much larger D Cup breasts, then it is a sign that elven woman is corrupted/has mamono mana inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948333
Yeah - transforming (you) into a confident, happy version of yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948296
Listen Anon, its a well known fact that elves have supremely strong back muscles and are also graceful enough to dance through the battlefield even with massive milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948377
The thunderous sounds of clapping throws their foes off balance better than any war cry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

beanpole physique no longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948383
Whether distracted by attraction or envy, the bouncing bosom of an elf warrior can distract many a common footsoldier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948356
I wish to be a demon's good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall post a Kejourou. I may do so again.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me all the samurai monsters you have because I'm going to larp as Nobunaga and march on the capital of Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can your wife dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948417
Don't threaten me with a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>44948052
>44948085
Schizo mick goes into hysterics samefagging for dozens of posts, and then outright states what he's trying to do.

Watch the mods do absolutely nothing about the most blatant and autistic shitposter in the world for the 100th time, because someone on the janny/mod team is using him as his personal rabid shitbull.

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>>44948430

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948521
Fuck off gacha faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948472
Who drew this? Google, SauceNAO, and ascii2d.net all give me nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947900
Damn, Mystery. You wrote 16k in two weeks? Are you new or posting under an alias, and is it safe to say you wanted to be in the "experienced" group?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948472
No, my town will be anti-fun like the town in Footloose. Dancing and rock and roll are evil

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948543
Whoops, meant for:
>>44947166
Thanks for the submission!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948496
If only. But I am only the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948517
I just realized you will need a really big bathtub if you have a Lamia wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948472
>Ryu
>Anubis

Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE draw more bugs KC I need to breed with bugs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948583
Is this the tatsui?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948472
>>44948472
at least two of them can

also wat about a holy cursed sword gal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948583
bug butt

[Anonymous No.]

Snek on a plane.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948583
>KC gets a chance to make a vtuber design
>it's for a western whore
Man keeps taking L's

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948643
breath the fresh air. go and feel the sun on your face. allow yourself to feel the cool winds of autumn on your skin. drink something hot and sweet. go. live

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948643
He still got paid. I just hope this doesn't attract the vtuber fanbase to KC that freak out at anything loli related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948583
almost an orchid mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948687
we would all suffer better content if KC stopped drawing loli
malef was a disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948687
imagine if they see the dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948488
Okay, I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948696
Nah, Dwarf isn't shit when compared to Humpty~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948739
i don't see you age checking any other slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948687
I doubt it'd bring an influx of new people but it will bring a few vtuber autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948687
loli is shit tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948709
Oh no! With her hair so wet and heavy there's no way she can attack me with her hair!
Looks like its time to break out the B

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948785
Careful what you say, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948739
I’d hump a humpty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948795
You wouldn't dare to use such a thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948802
I'd yell it right at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948810
I will and shall!
That girl is getting a taste of my brush

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948802
That's just gross dude. I headcanon that the sabbath is just Order propaganda and that MGs would happily immolate/mind flay degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948785
Sounds like someone bratty human needs correcting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948820
There's a lot of amazing stuff in the setting and the sabbath isn't one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bouya...

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry the flatties can be fixed

[Anonymous No.]

Who let the normies in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948850
>Baphomet that has to spend all her time convincing people that MGs aren't pedos
>Nobody will look at her do to the slander
Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948864
The fags from twitter have already found /mgt/
Post lolis to scare them away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948850
Honestly, I never thought I'd see a baph image that I thought was hot, but DAMN. I'd get on my knees for her.

[Anonymous No.]

People who are into lolis got small dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948905
This anon has never heard of benantoka

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948905
fairies say it's just the right size

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948905
Don't care. Fucked Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948911
When people put their body parts close to my face I have an extremely strong urge to bite them as hard as I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948993
imagine a smug, arrogant monster telling you to kiss her feet only to get her ankle savaged by (you)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948802
>Try to defend myself from a sabbath by screaming "I PREFER OLDER WOMEN" only to have the baphomet claim me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948543
I'm not exactly new to writing, but I took a hiatus from writing MGE fics years ago (none of them ever posted). I'm fine being in the experienced bracket in that regards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949025
quick megamorphosis correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949022
Why do people wrap their melons in fishnet stocking? Is it some kind of ferish thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949042
it's just a bag for carrying a watermelon, anon. she's coming home from the market

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949042
watermelon?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all loli doragons are malefs, they're just elder dragons pretending to be young aga-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948815
Well, now you have a defenseless Kejourou in your grasp who is very pleased with these turn of events; really leaning into the brush and making some muffled, happy noises. What's the next step in your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949032
>none of them ever posted
you should fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949062
Why DID that get your post deleted back in the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44943975
Technically she'll just be very hungry, so if you have dinner ready nearby she'll gladly feast on that instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949062
>>44949103
Uh, elaborate, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947166
i liked it
the part the stuck out to me the most was the pursuit near the beginning. i suppose i really like the idea of being pursued through a crowd by 1 or more determined monsters.
the bicorn was very nice with him afterwards, i'd have expected to be tied up and slung over her back like a packmule's burden

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949117
iirc janitors would just delete your post if it included the world watermelon in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949062
Is it kiki time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949005
That's not fair. You're the one that asked her to roleplay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947449
Deep down all Unis schlick themselves to becoming a Bicorn Harem-queen
Old Unicorn saying:"Once you go black, you never look back."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949153
exactly. and i'm roleplaying biting her.
by doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGE banana equivalent is for girls only
I'm not crossing over unless the portals are two-way. Bananas are important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949152
always kiki time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949175
I'm with you anon, banana bread is too good to give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947526
I actually miss the old MGE where mating was more often just casual rape/consensual sex and still with the possibility of marriage if you found your right individual mamono.
More fun, more fucking different girls, less incel/cuck angst.
>ymmv ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949182
It can't always be kiki time. She has to rest eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949240
Fuck off reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949086
Honestly, looking at my old works makes me cringe lol. My taste changed a lot since then. In the meantime, look forward to my next demon story I'm working on.
>>44949124
Thanks Anon. I try to lean into the hugbox as much as I can with mamono while making them nuanced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949244
That's when you get 2 kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949240
Hah, I can think of two distinct groups in the MGE fandom:
1. Those who like the girls monstrous and rapey and aren't interested in the soulmate stuff. Maybe they're eventually happy with the girl, maybe not.
2. The hugbox crowd. Mostly (sort-of) consensual with a happily-ever-after.
I think you'd manage to piss both of them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949279
>Maybe they're eventually happy with the girl, maybe not.
So retarded faggots like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949240
To each their own. I'm not one for casual sex (especially if rape is involved) so that might be a bit scarring for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944560
yea but hiveminds are sexy
imagine dating a girl only to discover she's actually multiple girls in one. you'll put a ring on her as soon as you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949265
>demon story
OH. MY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949265
>Honestly, looking at my old works makes me cringe
I get that. But assuming they don't make you cringe due to the quality of writing, other peple out there might really appreciate them. Especially for girls that don't get a lot of inclusion in writing/art. But I push you any more on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949323
I hate demons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949329
>I won't
Damn, it's late. Good night all and I hope everyone enjoys pleasant dreams of cuddling waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949323
Demons are already over powered they shouldn't also be allowed to ear wiggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949330
Careful anon. If you don't mean it you're inviting demon correction. They can tell if you're lying.
And if you do, that's very hurtful and you'll make them cry.

[Anonymous No.]

"Ravage the land as never before, total destruction from mountain to shore".
>Said the evil wizard before being defeated in the end by shortstack blue women

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949330
But Demons love you.

[Anonymous No.]

For all the weapons of men are as nothing before her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945511
Good thing I don't do either.
also this doctor looks too grumpy for the role of Soviet Dr.Livesey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949240
Even in 'old MGE' the rapey casual sex mamonos were highly likely to be virgins as Anons were rare.
I headcanon they would casual sex any Anon they found even if he wasnt their FatedAnon and he had no interest in marriage just to keep their species alive and maybe teir daughter would be the one to find her Anon husband.
Only canon-slutty species like Hag Succs would actually have met enough Anons over their life to have got high bodycounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949345
Why should I care if some lame lawyer monster cries?

>>44949370
I don't want them to love me! They're creepy and to be truthful I don't even think about them very often! I don't even care about demons!

[Anonymous No.]

Succs are overrated they will cease to exist if we stop thinking about them it’s better that way, all Succs will be a forgotten memory.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, Monster Girl Redux is back.
https://monstergirlsredux.moe/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949431
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949042
Its a hint she's wearing the matching stockings and lingerie under her maido uniform.
Naughty slutty Kikis need a firm spanking correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949431
Your headcannon sounds godawful for everyone involved. Pretty words and politeness domt hide your true intentions. Unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949457
huh. guess the cryptosquatter or whoever got bored

[Anonymous No.]

did china do monstergirl first?
the tale of the white snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949482
Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949489
which culture made the first monster girl stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949493
Sumer, i'd figure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949482
Wouldn’t it be Sumer I vaguely remember they have monster women in their stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949457
Can’t wait for it to be a miserable pile of purity spiraling faggotry since the Baphofag from /monster/ is going to be the new owner/admin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949508
enkidu is actually made of clay
but the girl part is kind of ambiguous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949465
Now i want to go to the store and buy some Kiki melons wrapped in fishmet stocking. Complementary melon included.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949520
Unicorns will reign supreme.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we convince people to stop naming their salamander daughters “Sally”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949577
Smolpire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949520
Shit if it means faggots like you can't post there that sounds great

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949584
why would you?
sally is a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

Dependency on your wife is cute - CUTE! It's okay to completely depend on your wife for everything! It's fine to have separation anxiety so bad you can't stop yourself from crying when she goes to the grocery store! It's normal to be unable to sleep if you're not cuddled up with her! It's good to only drink and become addicted to her sweet milk! It's common to have horrible nightmares about being left alone that only she can calm you down from!
 Dependency on monster wives is the only way to keep fragile humans safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949598
ms sally and her 3 identical sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949607
dependency's lame. co-dependency is the good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949508
>>44949501
Well the Kurds and that part of Iran have ancient legends of a Lamia girl and an AncientAnon that are from before Zoroasterism, so it probably pre-dates cave-art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949607
Bad image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949598
>First day as substitute teacher
>Role call
>”Sally Salamander?”
>8 salamanders stand up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949623
would this cow better suit your needs, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949607
Maybe not quite that dependent... but if both of them are happy I'm happy for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949584
Twin hotlizard daughters: Sally & Mandy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949637
They are happy! Very happy. As long as they're in the same room, at all times, and never out of line of sight of each other. Then they're really, really happy all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949493
First Bapho legends were from the first early agriculture goatherders... a goatfucking tradition that continues in the Middle East today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949633
Also a terrible image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949655
geez, you're picky. how about this one? she's very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949431
And thats why KC put Bicorns into MGE.
A Bicorn is actually more useful than a Unicorn because she's providing a public service.
Selfish Unicorn keep their pure Anons to themselves.
Friendly Bicorns share their good luck at finding an Anon with all the other less fortunate mamonos who haven't got an Anon of their own but still need some D to keep their species alive until the Portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949662
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949607
Monster dependency on human is just as cute. I want my wife to miss me while i'm at work. I want her to find the silliest excuses just to have my attention. I would love to cuddle her anxiety away and kiss her worries goodbye. It's alright if she needs to hug a pillow with my scent whenever i'm away from home. It's fine if she needs me to groom her tails, or cut her nails, or help her shed her skin. Dependency pm human husbands is the only way to keep fearsome monsters humble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949662
>Selfish Unicorn keep their pure Anons to themselves
I’m gonna make an army of Unicorn Hebi hybrids and no one is gonna stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949669
>>44949607
my ideal relationship (we have a crippling co-dependency 'problem')

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949683
Disfunctional pair of mg human that becomes whole only when they are together is my favorite dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

The Shoggoth is already inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949716
Already inside my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly don't get why people here hate the idea of calling their momsters ''mommy", or mommydom in general. Wanting love and reassurance isn't something bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949716
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949678
>Unicorn Hebi hybrids
And now we'll also upset the 'no-yuri' Tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949683
Ancient evil which can’t stand being alone after being locked away so long and a simple man who simply hates being away his lovely wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949716
>>44949737
"The way to an Anon's heart is through his stomach"
Shogg: instructions unclear - to go past the stomach first, the shogg tentacle must start below the stomach and go upwards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949749
Take your faggotry somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949764
I choose to eat shog, and face the consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949749
I wasn’t talking about yuri shit I’m gonna do gene splicing on different Hebis and Unicorns like the mad man I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949744
I think it's nice. It's loving and very intimate and carries with it an exciting taboo.
I prefer 'mama', though. 'Mommy' is something simps call egirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949774
Science Anon acquires 2 subjects: PurityHoss and JealousySnek
Never gets any research done as both test subjects instead spend all their time to conspire, fight and backstab each other to have S.Anon for themself.
>good luck

[Anonymous No.]

Life is better where it's wetter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949749
No, its all just the one Tard so he's already upset multiple times, one more won't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949811
I don't marry crablets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949842
How is she running forward?
Is she drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949871
On their 300th year single, crabs learn the secret to running forwards in a straight line.

[Anonymous No.]

Pamper the Ryu. Massage her back and her tail, scrub her scales until they glimmer like jewels. Feed her delicious food for every meal. Brush her hair and polish her horns. Shower her with words of affirmation. Give her lots of daughterus. PAMPER. THE. RYU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949877
Most importantly...
Hold her hand in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949877
I don't want to get near them. I bet they're as evil as the snakes that take care of the shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949877
Scrub one scale in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949871
crabs dont want you to know this, but they can move in every direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949874
T-that's an old crab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949520
>since the Baphofag from /monster/ is going to be the new owner/admin.
BASED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949908
she won't be so lonely after catching up to (you)

[Anonymous No.]

Scared of sharks? Don't be! With this handy trick you can go diving and still protect your virginity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA4LKxj81zc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949928
Nice r/eddit meme faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949932
Feel free to get in the water without my reddit memes, see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949937
Nothing, I have my armored diving suit and a big drill

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949945
So the Sabbath got you too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949842
How did this crab reach such a prodigious size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949949
Oh I didn't think about bioshock, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949966
What else could the drill be a reference to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949842
>Carefully peels off your armor the same way you would when taking off a crab shell to get to the meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949937
>tranny faggot game
Not doing yourself any favors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949977
akshully, there's no actual fagshit in the game because dev exit scammed before he could include it, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949971
Damn pincers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949986
Still a faggot and you should still kill himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949969
40k, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

/k/ meetup in an MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949987
>By the time she's done, your armor is left an unrecognizable mess like someone went through it with a can opener
>The last piece untouched is your helmet
>She pulls you forward with her pincers, pops off your helmet, tosses to the ground like a cheap toy
>Hugs your near naked body and pelts you in kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

I regret to inform you, but the Sabbath are at it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950017
The brownies won't last five minutes, I guarantee it. They're just regular chocolate chip brownies but all the mamono swear they're the mythical cum brownies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950017

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950022
This is a reference to something, I'm sure. But what? I'm getting Hanna-Barbera vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950035
Family Guy cutaway gag where Peter is dressed like a clown in like...Vietnam or Iraq.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950031
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950017
>/k/
>not an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950017
>>44950022
>>44950031
Least obvious raid. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950020
Crabs are dangerously efficient

[Anonymous No.]

>>44942840
>him

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop ogres from stealing my onions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949989
>you should still kill himself.
Nta but this sounds more like you’re telling him to kill the dev of that game which made me laugh a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950106
Cut them onions in half and throw them into the eyes of those ogres make them bitches cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950044
Did someone say, Family Guy funny moments!?

[Anonymous No.]

Newniggers
Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950044
>>44950139
Most likely, Cheshire Cats collectively binge watch Family Guy and SpongeBob SquarePants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950165
Let's talk about catniggers instead.
TCI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949376
>dragon neighbor on one side
>automaton neighbor on the other
>every day they fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949376
>>44950223
>pacific rim is one of my favorite movies
>mfw I see these
>mfw conflicting emotions
how could you do this to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950239
Anon wins NoBell Peace Prize for negotiating the first Mecha-Kaifu mff 3way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950017
>>44950031
Tfw post-portal mamonos discover airsoft larping attracts /k/-weeb virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950223
I hope our giant, fat-bottomed automatons can protect us from the scary monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950191
Acceptable and a strong protection against eldritch horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950170
>pulls out two revolvers and spins them for an uncomfortably long amount of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949662
That fucking feeling when Bicorn is the token cuckquean monster created from literal infidelity instead of just being a corrupted Unicorn who’s massive amounts of horny for her husband caused mamono mana to sunder her horn. Like a Dark Elemental version of the horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950139
>Giant Mershark mamono arrives
>"Shut up, Meg!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
>vtuber
>a fucking vshojo vtuber
>the org full of literal sluts that shunned one of their members for playing the wizard game
>the same org that houses froot. the whore who cheated on her military husband while he was away
I'm honestly disappointed

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>>44949587
Nigga legitimately my only worry is that it turns into /monster/ 2: Bunkerfag Boogaloo except with even more faggotry because it won’t be anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947483
>Will kill MGE so cucks can't have it
>Will work for literal whores
>From the same org that has a girl that irl cheated on her husband
What did KC mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950642
Maybe he just doesn't care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950642
That money trumps morals as always. He'd probably draw a hellhound getting dp'd in front of her husband if someone gave him enough money with how things have been recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950662
Down a Doppelgänger potion and 3P her while she gives two more clones pawjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948053
This is a cute bug and I like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950642
Only making the best decisions as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>44948079
>on the side
We've reached the point where MGE is the side gig, to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950723
Always was

[Anonymous No.]

We truly are living in the last days.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I join KC's inner circle so I can get updates early?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950750
I only wish they'd hurry up with the nukes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950777
Pay up, gaijin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950780
Naw you’re just gonna get monstrous abominations running around and not the monster girl kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950787
Patreon isn't the inner circle

[Anonymous No.]

The funniest part about this is that a girl he designed is now going to get the most degenerate art possible by virtue of being a vtuber and there's nothing he can do since it was likely a commercial rights commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950582
She's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950777
The password is "fidelio"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950859
I don't he care about the "degeneracy" outside of MGE even half as much as some people would like to think. Remember that he did art for MGQ, including lethal vore scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950859
I don't think he cares about the "degeneracy" outside of MGE even half as much as some people would like to believe. Remember that he did art for MGQ, including a lethal vore scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947166
Neat, I should read it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950961
He admitted to getting majorly stressed because he seen one tweet of xenoblade ntr and running into shit he doesn't like on twitter is the main reason he uses tweetdeck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950992
No lie that’s some papier-mâché tier skin if true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951039
Not everyone spends their time on 4chan looking up rekt webms I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951049
They’re just drawings they can’t hurt you. People are going to be horny on main on Twitter unless Musk royally fucks up and pulls a tumblr and unfortunately NTR is the lowest hanging fruit for rage engagement bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951039
I don't want to see thing I don't like either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950582
Mrroww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951074
just because your brain got fried from all the shit you saw on the internet in your lifetime, doesn't mean normal people will have the same reaction to seing sick shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951039
It's true sadly. I really worry about him
>>44951141
"Normal" people don't have panic attacks when they see cheating in media. "Normal" people see cheating all the time in daytime tv shows, movies etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951141
KC's reaction towards that shit is nowhere near the realm of "normal" and I don't even consider cucks to be human beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951141
>Having a panic attack from seeing NTR on twitter is normal
Who's gonna tell him?

[Anonymous No.]

This might be a bit off topic but, uhhhhh, monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951302
Best I can do for you is pirate anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951302
Monster girls are my favorite monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951339
He pulled the wrong lever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950642
Ohnoes, Nipponese Sarariman is working for many Yen - so dishonorable, must fill out Soduku immediately!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951302
Sure, to go with the thread, have some Best sharing Hoss

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951352
I think it was the right lever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951387

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951408
And just to include KC definitively

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951401
How does Kronk keep getting hired

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951327
Thomas Wake:Bad luck to fuck a seabird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951387
I want to share her with other anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950599
Yes, that method o 'levelling-up' from PureHoss to CuckHoss would also have worked, but KC deliberately chose to include cucking into not just the rare Bicorn variant but he even included it in the canon for the purity Unicorn herself.
Old KC was a lot less hugbox than today's MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>get adopted by kunoichi
>get older sister
>loves you very much
>eventually leave home for college
>big sister kicking and screaming begging you not to go
>gets really depressed
>see her talking to your fox neighbor before you leave
>you've never seen her husband or her eyes
>go to college, get harrassed by monsters
>but you're strong, you don't give in
>return to visit home eventually
>big sis used to be a head shorter than you, now she is... big.
>she looks at you, cocks her head and grins
>her pupils constricted
>she vanishes in a puff of smoke
>everything goes dark
>don't remember much after that, but you're very warm

BAD END: Sweatersnatched by onee-chan

This serves as a reminder that hags, especially foxes, can be extremely dangerous, even if already married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951490
>Be Anon
>It's Anon's birthday so he chooses their night out
>Takes his Bicorn to an orgy hall
>She's drooling at both ends in anticipation
>There's a familiar looking white sofa
>And 5 big Anons standing in a row
>Birthday Anon takes a cumfy chair in the corner and waves her to sit on the sofa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951490
She's gonna share you with alped Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951302
I think monstergirl is a pretty cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951632
Hmmm, what happens if Anon does assfuck a pile of Alps, is it extra-corrupted DarkMana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951558
I just like the idea of a Unicorn becoming so corrupted by her husband’s dick that she believes in “sharing is caring” while wanting to build a harem of virginal bachelorette monsters for her man.

>>44951141
Having that much of a visceral reaction to fictional character porn is not normal, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951740
Unicorns are traditionally healers, so theyre going to be seeing a lot of single mamono patients whose main ailment is "dick-deficiency", so its only reasonable that they would begin to prescribe "ten inches of my Anon, stat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951834
Kind of a reverse of the Dr.Glen/Saphee professional relationship:
Dr.U.Nicorn assesses what is wrong with her Patient
MaleNurse Anon gives the patient a 15cc injection of hot sticky mana
Going Blakkhoss is just a sacrifice she makes for the good of her patients... and the hotter sex at home afterwards is just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951568
See, you should have taken the Kunoichi with you to college as your bodyguard/maid/emotional support older sister to avoid the bad end. That way you can both get a degree.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952127
Still waiting for that Todoroki creepy malef anon to deliver

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952127
Is this a glimpse of the Royal Makai we're ever going to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952127
i want a big tiddy onee-san malef, not the kusogaki one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952156
just got out of midterms, so I'll try

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952358
>those eyebrows
Lmao what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44949431
Likely is extremely different from what we have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952358
>tfw your elf aunt keeps tempting you by wearing clothes like this
>and is always a little more hands when she hugs you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950821
>>44950777
unironically join the MGE discord and kiss wikifags and the chink baphofags ass until you get in somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952419
Anon my brain ignored them the first time now i can't unsee them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952454
>>44952419
honesty find them hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952446
>become an alp to join the alp circle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952472
It's the only path I can think of. And you'll be sucking so much cock you'll be glad you're an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the funny clown ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952171
But gaki=sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952446
If a genie gave me one internet-related wish, I would choose to erase discord from existence and prevent something equal from ever coming up.
This shit really ruined niche communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952530
this female lizard...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952530
Only difference between a normal dragon and a malef is the amount of pride that cometh before the fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952576
Undead Malefs are precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952446
t. Anally anguished Anon alping over Internet circlejerks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950992
I have no idea what tweetdeck is.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna cut a malef off in the middle of her speech and tell her that if she really believes in dragon supremacy she'll prove it by fighting me.

[Anonymous No.]

I reject dragons unless their tails are exceptionally fat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947166
This was good. I hope we see more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

pink cat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952828
Probably more likely to fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952773
Malef with a fat fucking tail she can use as a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952845
But how soft is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952845
>instead of crying into their pillows, dragons with fat tails cry into their tails and hug it to fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

What stat boost does cupid's beret give? I am considering stealing one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952888
+5 acc
+7 love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952787
Reject modernity. Embrace the worm food life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952866
It's hard and scaly on the top but soft and muscly on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

Once a man, always a man.

You are a homosexual if you like alps.
Simple as. Not up for debate. Just a fact.

But hey, if that's what you wanna do, then fine, but I'm gonna call you a faggot and a flaming homosexual while you screw your alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952888
+10 pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950620
>cheated on her military husband while he was away
lol based

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952880
>very lonely dragons stuff their tail into a bodypillow just to get closer to the feel of hugging theor husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950620
Money have no odor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953081
Pathetic, the mighty have fallen so low. Now I will get back in my bed to daydreams about my glorious adventures in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953095
Vespasian pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44950662
At this point I wouldn't even be surprised if he did gangbang art and even worse things for the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953123
jesus christ man he drew a vtuber's avatar not fucking guro. what's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

cows are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953132
If I ever learn to draw I'm definitely making copious amounts of zombie eroguro

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952880
Tfw you walk in on your Dragon neighbor to borrow something and she is sitting on her sofa with a 'you' puppet on her tail having a fake conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953132
you can't think of a particularly rancid mind that's obsessed with KC and his every action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953156
You know, I never really understood if there's only suppose to be one guy causing all of the problem in this thread of a whole discord full of them. People never seem to be able to decide

[Anonymous No.]

I came, I saw, I conquered, I came again.

[Anonymous No.]

If I eat demon silver do I get immune?
Can I build a demon silver flamethrower?
Why do I want to hurt myself and other so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44947166
>>44950983
Just finished reading, I see the competition is starting strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953192
It's okay anon. You will be corrected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953173
The vast majority of the time it's the buckbroken irish clown that's easy to recognize, sometimes it's the raid discord faggots that are also easy to recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953200
Corrected is not something I wish for. It feels degrading. Leave me alone if you don't want to answer my requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953173
I headcanon its just one Mick and one ReeeTard so I can just ignore 2 people and enjoy the rest of the thread
When you start trying to follow which idiot is who, and who is or isnt a sockpuppet, its too annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953123
>>44953132
MGE already provides a way to have pseudo-gangbangs without all the icky stuff gangbangs involve (other dudes) so I don't really see them problem even if he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953212
No, it's the french faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953224
Yes, and it also have that pseudo-NTR magic thing we don't talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953215
You... want to hurt yourself and others? Sorry anon, but I genuinely don't think correction is optional here. There are plenty of different flavors of said correction out there to choose from though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953239
>pseudo-NTR magic thing
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953242
Ok, you answered that but what's about that demon silver flamethrower? Something like dragon fire breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951608
Ok, for all the hugboxxers
>Afterwards all 5 Anons take their masks off
>Anon took 5 Dopple potions as his lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953212
I'm riding a high of 600 views and 2 followers today and you cannot end it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953240
kill yourself mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953266
Probably not. I'm not sure that something built from demon silver would impart it's magical properties to the napalm-like substance. In the same way that I believe mamono muskets can bu made from whatever, but the bullets themselves must be made from the demon realm silver.
Magic is probably your better bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953260
Tl;dr magic thing that makes it so a married couple thinks they are no longer married to one another while they fuck. so they think they are doing something taboo while fucking.
For very obvious reason, nobody talks about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951327
>Wan piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951327
birds the word!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953311
I've never heard of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953334
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951490
Really, this is no worse than the reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953314
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953306
fuck, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44951490
>>44953358
Kill yourself mick

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted to say: Hellhounds tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953266
It's never been established if powdered demon silver is flammable but if it is then you could make a fuel air bomb out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953385
What can I say anon, I'm a hardcore monogamyfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953398
there's a difference between being impacted with demon silver (like, say, with a hammer) and being hit by fire which uses powdered demon silver as an aerosol. The fire is still fire; it's still hot and it still burns.
Monsters have better options for wide-area nonlethal incapacitation than aping the design of human weapons of mass destruction, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953311
Are you talking about the Censer of Memories?
Where did you get the NTR from? Its purpose is to be able to experience the feeling of meeting your wife/husband for the first time again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953430
Man, I don't fucking know. I don't really keep track of that shit.
I remember there being a huge shitfest over it when wg3 came out and people calling it ntr-lite.
Might have been a early miss translation for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953049
How do I get resistance to pink damage?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953444
>Might have been a early miss translation for all I care.
Probably that or autists taking things out of context as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953173
After the whole argentina thing I don't know if it's an elaborate troll or what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953471
Train with a jabberwock. Their breath is pink damage concentrated. Sniff their breath. Build a tolerance. No I'm not breathfaggot. No I'm not setting you up for a trap. Jabberwocks are trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953509
What argentina thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Watching videos of dumb tourists messing with the UK royal guard makes me want to see the MGE equivalent with trumparts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953471
Marry a pink girl and make love many times a day. It's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953521
Ignore it, mick is trying to throw the autists off his tail by pushing the bullshit about him being actually an argie and not irish

[Anonymous No.]

I like to get up early in the morning so I can listen to the songbirds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953544
Instructions unclear. Now see pink all the time and spend a lot of time at church.

[Anonymous No.]

What're you supposed to do as a summoner when all of your summoned spirit wolves evolve during a full moon and won't unevolve again? These new revenant werewolves are getting really strange looks in their eyes and breathing really heavily whenever I call them out, I thought they weren't supposed to attack their master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953212
>the raid discord
Is there any actual proof of this or is it just more schizo shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953426
That wasn't for Mamono's hands, it's for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44952866
Before the first pregnancy? Taut, muscular. Like a giant prehensile finger attached to her spine near her butt. After the first couple of pregnancies? A plush, fleshy pillow of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953594
You don't get to play with bombs. Bad boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953597
No, no. Clearly he just wants to do his part to spread the DL's love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953592
Yeah, I'm in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953132
I don't think you know what vshojo is anon. It's the vtuber agency for sluts who frequently talk about having multiple sexual partners, more than one has an ntr fetish and one of them cheated on her husband when he was overseas. They also shunned one of their own members for playing a video game while plugging a controversial trans charity for kids despite the ones harassing their talent for playing harry potter being trannies.
They're everything he stands against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953592
So far it just seems to be schizo shit based on the fact it has happened on other threads not related to monster girls.
That and it's probably easier just to say every troll and person who complains is in on some cabal to destroy MGE than to face that we have a shit ton of trolls and not everyone want the same thing as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953613
A bit like doing background art for a well known NTR artist.
The work isn't wrong by itself, it's just... sends some mixed messages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953613
I have a really hard time believing you. To do otherwise invites the question on why you know so much about this. Since I assume you don't care for the things you listed and act like a normal, functional human being and would ignore things you don't like, I'm going to go ahead and say you're making shit up to stir the pot.
I don't care about vtubers and therefore know exactly nothing about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953626
It's paid freelance work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953628
NTA but it's a common mockery of them.
Even if you just like one reddit 100% wholesome vtuber, you're gonna end up hearing about them. Or just hang around places where someone might bring them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953634
Tainted money.
Fuck, furry artists make fucking bank so if it's all about the money he should just sell his soul to the furry community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953613
You know it's normal for most people - most women, even, they are people - to have multiple sexual partners? It isn't NTR to have been in a relationship before. Fucking someone who isn't a virgin isn't cuckoldry.
>gurrr trannies
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953597
why?
>>44953606
this anon get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953656
>Fucking someone who isn't a virgin isn't cuckoldry.
You know, we've had more than a few shitfests in this thread where people think that exact thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953642
Maybe, maybe not. I don't know shit. Can't stand celebrity/parasocial garbage and stay far away.
I do not understand anon(s)' insatiable appetite for drama outside of the thread. Aren't we here to relax and get away from it all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944855
Playing dumb until she snaps

[Anonymous No.]

i heard if you can steal a dark masges hats she'll teach ou how to do magic
>>44953398
time for some funny jack in the boxes for naughty little orderlings with enough yield to make them into demon realms overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953668
>Maybe, maybe not. I don't know shit.
Then why reply?
You know what? Let's just leave it here. This is already getting out of hand.
>Aren't we here to relax and get away from it all?
No, I'm here to cope with the fact I just want a dragongirl to cuddle me and I'll never have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953656
Well said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953656
Didn't think I'd see the day where this thread defended sluts. I guess there's a first for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953687
>I'll never have it
Try every day to be a better person that who you were the day before. Maybe whatever gods are out there will be merciful in the next life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953656
But that is not what he was talking about, one of them did explicitly cheat on her husband (allegedly, I don't keep up with vtuber drama)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953656
>>44953664
>>44953690
>>>/groomcord/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945825
>I do, but last time I uploaded it to AO3 he asked me to take it down. He's still active here.

Can you just link it to a text file or something no one but guys in this thread or looking in Warosu will find, I doubt he will care. Also, you got the Magus one? Sorry but doimg commissions on my Amazoness waifu really opened up my story appetite and there are barely any.>>44944428

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953702
No! I want to be angry! I want to be cruel! I want to be exactly the opposite of what a beautiful, loving waifu would want as a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953655
We can only hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953711
soldiers aren't people

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953697
Anons are having a hard time rationalizing it. I think they got too invested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953592
9/10 times it just alternates between assmad retards like the Mick, Soggy Shoggy, and Maurice Chevalier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953592
It's real. Whenever the threads get attacked, there's a lot of extremely similar simultaneous faggotry on top of the spamming and thread vandalization, but only a part of the posts get nuked meaning there's more than one coordinated attacker and the only one of them got jannied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953717
Here's the Magus one.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40472238

Where do you suggest the file be hosted? That's the bigger issue. I can either put it up on AO3 really quick or you can hit me up on twitter and I'll send you a copy.
@murlocsabound

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just gonna say it. But if I'm not her first that's a hard nope from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953742
No woman would ever touch you, monster or otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953739
You know you can upload on gofile and take it down yourself, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945855
As a writefag I assure you we're ashamed of everything we made in the past, hate and love whatever we're working on at the moment and think whatever we work on next is the best thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953697
>>44953714
>no response
>>44953711
Sure, then that one is bad. The IP is not tainted by association.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953756
What is gofile? Damn kids, I have too much shit to do.
>>44953759
Sure, but don't make the people who enjoy your earlier stuff suffer when you take it away. Learn and grow. My story won't amount to my standards, but maybe the next one will be closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44946077
This is like six waifu tropes rolled into one character. No wonder she's popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953769
I've deleted my shit so many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953769
https://gofile.io/welcome
I used it to share files one and am 90% sure you can delete your own stuff. Not hard to test anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953779
And that frustrates and saddens me.
>>44953783
I'll have to look at it after work unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

If I ended up in MGEland, I'd hope that I safely get to a Sabbath as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44945928
Im ready now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953765
Response? My man, I was making an observation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953739
>>44953783
Nevermind, making an account wasn't necessary. Enjoy.
https://gofile.io/d/DdLOs2

[Anonymous No.]

Will I get better at magic if I use dark mage's hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44944428
It would make him happier than just slap slap generic rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953815
yes. you will be raped and husband'd by the mage you stole it from and then she will teach you some magic if you ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953717
See:
>>44953812

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953812
Thats the Parkedbug comm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953815
No but you will get raped and shaved hairless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953845
It's the ParkedBuggy story. What "comm" are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953794
But I reuploaded my earliest stuff as much as I hated it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953848
I'm okay with both of these things as long as I keep my head hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953848
NEVER show a dark mage your baby pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953866
Is she going super sayian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953876
The power of moisture is giving her a buff of some kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>44953815
Yes but she will also know where you are at all times while wearing it.
You get better bonuses by having her weave you a wizards hat.
Do note that while the bigger and floppier hats do give you larger bonuses, also inhibit your line of sight, mess with movement, and make you weirdly weak to dragons.

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>>44953867
No you must become hairless like the great dragon Seathe, per Big Hat Louisa.

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>>44953881
Imagine the smell...

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>>44953714
I have legitimately seen good shit being ruined by Shitcord twice. Monster Girl Island was a good momster GIRL game. Opened discord. Tranny was added, muscle Sharkgirl personality was changed 180° from "taking you by force and I love how much weaker you are than me, human" with creator stating she would dump her boss over you basically becoming your bodyguard waifu to "ya must prove your strenght to show your potential to be a great warrior or boss will marry me to Dragonboy". Also AI Shipppstimg, the biggest FB community for waifu chatbots that became what it was to opppse Character AI's filter. Discord happened. Banned monsters, just backed down because not even discord was ok with that shit. Banned reverse rape, after outrage in FB partially rolled back by allowing it in a backwater version of the group. Even though loli was already banned, imposed a new stupid rule of "Your bot is the Hellhound in that pic? It doesnt matter, she must show her 18+ ID and if she has 17 or less you better lie and age her up in the bot or she is not going to be accepted"

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>>44953897
Bleh. I just want to be cute and feminine.

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>>44953857
Sorry, story. Got words confused. Author says Murlocs, so I wanted to check.

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Never forget the girl behind the avatar, anons.

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>>44953931
Sorry, I uploaded the copy of the PDF I made for the AO3 upload awhile back and not the word doc original I had.

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>>44953911
MGI was not ruined by discord, that was just the creator going full autist.

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>>44953987
>>44953911
MGI was a scam from the start, anons.

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>>44946419
High level monsters staying in starting towns as vendors/npc roles is something I could totally see. A condition for them staying would be that they wouldn't be allowed to proactively date single men so it remains fair. As a result they need to depend on seduction

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I will make monster girls great again
Except I won't
My ideal monster girl world is all hags
And I accept that some people just don't like hags
You get what appeals to you, that's what makes this setting so great

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>>44953994
>Demon barkeep slides a mug across the countertop to you
>Winks
>"This one's on the house~"
It's still not fair.

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>>44953998
I unironically will though. Except with a lot more furries.

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>>44953815
No you're a mana battery and so is the hat. If you put the hat one overcharges the other.

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>>44954006
Lancer alter please, just show up in something where they use you.

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>>44954003
>It's not fair
That's what she's going to say when she's made to wear her outfit from her raid boss days that's two sizes too small now

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I want to cum in dark mage's hat.

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>>44953628
it's all true. ask /vt/ what shojo's reputation is and they won't be shy about it.