Monstergirl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions on No Nut November?

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[Anonymous No.]

>Crashes your thread
>Accidentally buries it in sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201771
>Crashes
>Accidentally

Awful creature did that in purpose!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prefer to have a harem or for a harem to have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201789
You take that back!
She's a clumsy girl. She'd never intentionally hurt anyone. Please apologize to her before you hurt her feelings and make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201799
I want submissive p'orcer wives.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your standard response whenever a desperate greenworm grabs you begging to be her friend since she doesn't have any and blah blah blah? Should it take several minutes to get one off you, or am I doing it wrong? God they're annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201825
Just be her friend back, silly

[Anonymous No.]

>Find out dragon's age and birthday
>Every year go up to her cave
>Force her to celebrate another year of being single
>Another year closer to becoming a dragon zombie
>Another year of schlicking to other dragons having sex online
>Another year of presenting yourself as the present
>Another year of her being to embarrassed to unwrap you
>But this year you make sure she unwraps her present whether she likes it or not

[Anonymous No.]

god damnit I coomed to slime girls again
how do I stop losing to slimes?
at this rate they're gonna keep me as a communal cum dispenser forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759
This kinda looks like Warhammer thread to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759
>there are poor anons who still treat NNN as No Nut November
It's actually stands for NONSTOP Nut November!
Let out your biggest nut every single day this month, don't disappoint the poor little squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202100
You fool, I'm on two years of nofap now. Soon enough all my retained seed and life energy shall be enough to will the opening of the portals for every Anon here to go through.
I will be a savior of this thread's denizens. Join me in my crusade and together we will use our retained life energy to make waifus real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202122
Do not believe whoever you found out those lies from, not nutting is waifu abuse and you should be giving them your nuts as much as you can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202055
its the dragon loli from fire emblem "aged up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202136
Yeah sure. Your waifu must really enjoy you spurting into a tissue instead of retaining that seed to open the portals quicker and giving her a real creampie.
Once me and other Anons here gathering our life energy will open the way, you will get some stern talk from her.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason, I feel like some human girls are just natural predisposed to monsterization, but I'm not sure what it is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202157
Do not disappoint the cute little squirrels, anon. They want your nuts and you should just give as much as you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202285
Its just your imagination.
I bet you think that milk cow is a person too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201771
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

[Anonymous No.]

Report this /tg/faggot and create a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202762
Sadly it's not reportable but it was pretty obvious it was the fire emblem/boy spammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202762
Honestly, I would have figured you'd complain about it being a Fire Emblem girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202285
>I said work AT the dairy, not work IN it!

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[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you just date someone your age, anon? Whys it have to be a 'hag'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202795
How do you think monster girl dairy farms actually look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202814
I feel like my virginity is in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202867
I mean, that would probably be it, unless you had some nerdy cows in which case they'd probably bet at gaming stations

[Anonymous No.]

Merkobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202867
I imagined it'd be something like this but with more magic involved, whether it be for efficiency's sake or just to make things easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202867
Me with a box on my head, that has a hole for my mouth cut out, with a "Put tiddy here" written above it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202821
Dragons get bigger as they get older and I need the biggest dragon they've got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202821
Because of their maturity

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>>37202867
For how much time it'd take to fully empty some titanic monster titties, I'd imagine there'd be some place for a laptop or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202867
Real question is how does each monstergirl's milk taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202821
>>37202821
They are much wiser and I have a be raped by fat old hag kink

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202978
anon no youll drown its not worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202762
>>37202771
Dude give it a rest, can you?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think a Bandog Kobold would be like?

What is a Bandog you ask? It is an older word or term used to describe any vicious and ugly mutt used as guard dogs.

So what would a Bandog/Vicious guard dog Kobold be like?

[Anonymous No.]

Test

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203136
Drowning in tiddy is the only way to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203136
You lose a few things, when chasing a dream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203305
Bandog is a good girl and she dindu nothin

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203248
they're right fuck that twink loving fag

[Anonymous No.]

>another /tg/faggot thread
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

When will /tg/fags go back to the board they came from? On a side note, Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203517
I want to molest that chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203517
why are jabbers always fat
please i love the art KC did for them its cute
i dont like this

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go and train to become a hero at the lizard girl village.
At least they won’t fuck you while your training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203638
If you're peeved about that wait until you see yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203662
stop it, stop it damn it, you are tempting me to touch my pp

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203305
>>37203417

You know things get really serious and urgent when the Kobold who works as an Airforce AWACs comms officer says:

>"Full Band, what is your location?"
>"At the Tail End!"
>"Understood, Heh!"

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What does it mean when your Kobold goes "brrr weeeeh"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203662
no because yetis should be built like a waterbed
jabbers are strong, and could fuck me into the ground with their hands (and mouths) tied behind their back

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203662
What's this big cuddlebug saying? I can't read Winterstown hieroglyphics

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203728
>t. flabby jabberwock that is in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203662
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

what is MGC's topography like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203818
Nothing but ass and titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203829
so lots of hills and mountains?

[Anonymous No.]

YOU are under arrest for severe crimes of doing NNN. Any last words before (You)r penance by marrying the police and lilim govs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203818
It's literally just zootopia

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203905
I only fuck fat old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203710
Sounds like her engine is stalling

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203905
>very funny original joke
>more of that autistic pseudo-giantess fetish
High quality content, well posted my friend

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man I'm really glad you decided to show me your icicle, it's very pretty. Almost looks kinda like a knife, though, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>You have entered the bar and greeted by the Bartender and Barmaid

[Anonymous No.]

I paid 5 bucks for birb book

[Anonymous No.]

Hit the gym
many fine girls at the gym!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204009
>her tongue freezes to her icicle dagger
>she can barely talk but begs you to call the Snuggle Scouts to help her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204170
but they're going to make fun of my stickbug arms and complete lack of muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204185
wear baggy clothes and do cardio. you'll probably need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204170
>hit the gym
>just to witness that horrendous squat form
nah I'm good mate, I work out at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204181
Sorry, the Snuggle Scouts are currently indisposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204185
>eight foot tall oni wife decides you need to bulk up and just throws you over her shoulder and hauls you off to her gains cave

[Anonymous No.]

I just want her to be a little bit taller than me
Just enough so I have to look up to look them in the eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204234
You don't want her to be so tall you can eat her out while you're both standing up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204326
id rather do it lying down

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204138
Was it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204353
It's way too short. The birds are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204217
White Horn-san needs to wrangle those Wendis up and get them back on duty!
>White Horn-san loses her Wendi Scouts for 2 hours on a rescue job that should have been 15 minutes
>Wendis have been arguing over his cold body
>White Horn-san sighs, walks up, and tosses the limp man on her back
>"Tsurara-chan in Frostbite district got her tongue stuck to her icicle, again"
>"And stop back at the lodge as soon as you're done, I'm calling your father so we can have a talk about your work"
>at the sound of "father" Wendis scatter as fast as they can to Frostbite
>awawas can be heard fading into the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204378
why must you scare the wendis so

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203638
Just find the ones not commissioned by wockfag, he likes his wife chunky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203818
>only mention of mapping in the archive is from 2015 and devolved into mg prisons

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>>37203986
Aww tiny dwarf scared of slightly big women? What are you gonna do, cry it's '''''''/d/''''''?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204394
what is this wendi doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204579
vibrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204579
She likes to be shaken, not stirred

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204394
I'm not sure I understand the expression on her face here.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37204707
The Cupid watching them must be fucking pissed

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl thats a doll, but is nothing like the doll monster girl that already exists. Maybe something like that marionette girl from Forest of the Blue Skin, but bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204579
Riding the washing machine vibrations before Papa Wendi chases her off eith a broom

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>>37204707
shoot more of this was made?

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>>37203638
they're meant to be lazy, perverted onee-sans and live in the land where everyone eats sweets all day long. kc doesn't draw them as chubby but it's not hard to push them in that direction.

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>>37204707
>>37204773
What's it from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201825
Tell her your don't want to be friends, you want to get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204742
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205054
Really does look better as sketches.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck a full house, gimme a flush of all hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>monster elves prove particularly fond of filthy, hardcore sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205047
Don't know but the art style resembles nanashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205130
I'm really only into femdom but this looks very appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205130
They must really love Monster Halloween where the men rape the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205130
I really want to nibble on those ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205071
You'd get diabetes from all that sweetness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205185
>openly saying you want to marry an elf like that
Young ones are really b-bold lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205130
Thumbnail makes it look like she is making a meme face

[Anonymous No.]

Shirt stealing is a common aspect of a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205200
But look at those ears, Don't you want to nibble them, molest them, lick them, and even suck on the the tip for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205210
Why is this only half translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205132
One reply said "more of this", was that a different anon or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205210
What do I do If my wife steals all my clothes and only lets me put some on when I am going outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205298
The snake says "iyada", in that context it means "never".

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205298
She's got a habit to speak in her native tounge when she's feeling strongly on something.
She says "no way" btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205298
>finally get the monstergirl wife you always wanted
>but it turns out nobody speaks English where she comes from

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205392
>tfw ywn be some hag fox's dumb gajinn boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

need a demon mage with a BEEG black slime familiar that usually stays in blobform that she uses to restrain me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205425
Any time I'm not doing the mage will be spent playing with the blob

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205392
I don't think she cares much about the language barrier too much considering she keeps cuddling me with her numerous appendages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205342
Try to put on her clothes, see how she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205624
the only thing I would wear is her shirt, which is big enough to cover past my knees, but she said it was too cute and raped me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205544
Well too bad because after the blob milks your dick until you faint you WILL wake up to the Dark Mage's warm motherly embrace forcefully creampieing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205653
Based wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205653
Wear it more so it has your scent when she wears it.

[Anonymous No.]

If there were Mersharks that like wearing clothes underwater, what do you think they would wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205780
Stuff that fell off the boat.

[Anonymous No.]

Will a monstergirl fuck me to the point of actual injury? Even if I ask her to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205765
I'll just get raped even harder for that, as well even more spoiled by my wife at how cute I look

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wive have good fashion sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205829
You'll probably be healed by mamono mana afterwards anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205886
wife*

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203818
I'd make a map in C:S if I was any good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205886
No but you'll never hear me say it, for dragons are vain creatures and think glittering scales are the height of fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

For all the Harem-Havers, how do your waifus get along and work as a team to maintain the household?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205653
Hmmm mhm.
I'd say from now on it's the law for husbands to only wear their wives' big shirts and nothing more while in home. For protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205886
>Bodysuit and fishnets
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205886
yes, shes not a whore that wears less clothes to be fashionable

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205886
yes, she is a high class wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205961
>t. human manwhore that keeps dressing provocatively as if begging to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205988
and whats wrong with that, not like most monsters have the gall to actually rape me

[Anonymous No.]

Smaller Mersharks are cuter and more practically hydrodynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205986

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759
>>37201771
https://twitter.com/real_figlit/status/1456457326781739025
The spice must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206085
O-OH NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206085
I want a harem that looks like this

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got the image of bean friendly phones?

[Anonymous No.]

What's it like being a sperm donor in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206103
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206104
You end up waking married to newer and different women all the time. Sperm Donation is a scheme made by lilims to get husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206113
He's talking about an image of a phone that can be operated by a girl with BIG MEATY PAWS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206103
>>37206113

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206113
This but made monster friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206127
>>37206130
>>37206133
I thought it has something to do with plant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206130
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206054
remember don't give spare catch to roaming sharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206161
You should give them proper full meals instead.

[Anonymous No.]

She saw your ___.

[Anonymous No.]

Repent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206178
I can't whip up fish and chips on a fishing boat anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206197
gambling debts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206197
penis mounted 200 caliber demon realm silver anti dragon cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206197
elf wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206260
that face though

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206216
Just give her what's in your lunchbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206211
Is she about to turn into a Cursed Gun nun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206085
B-b-breast milk i mean breast milk i mean

[Anonymous No.]

Just got a big bird boob commission done by Melon.
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1456664172725366789
God damn it turned out great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206234
Sounds like that could hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206365
Great stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206364
You have to drink ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206365
Based

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37206365
Nice cowbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205829
I want a kiki to choke me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Today's lesson is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206617
I wanna learn about teacher-sensei's boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206617
about how to not get molested by old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206621
This isn't sex ed, anon. Control yourself or detention is in your future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206617
dumb cow is only a teacher because she can't get a man

[Anonymous No.]

Would you believe the notion that assuming you do reach the Royal Makai and go all the way into the Demon Lord's Castle and into the Inner Sanctum. Your final ultimate boss battle may depend on what genre you are, wether you are a Western RPG style hero of a JRPG style hero?

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>>37206617
how to milk hakutakus

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>>37206659
>all that work to battle some dumb final boss
>not using your newfound power to take your pick from the demon lord's castle's staff
>royal chef? that cute guard defending Wing 9? that almost ancient CC head maid kiki?
>all for the taking
I might not beat her in battle, but I'll defeat her by making her watch as I mating press my new kiki wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206659
What if I’m a card game protagonist

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206617

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206742
Hope you are ready to say goodbye to that soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206659
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>37202046
At least they give pretty good massages.

[Anonymous No.]

If I throw a grenade into a slime she'll be fine, right? It'll just splatter goo everywhere until she reforms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206766
Dumb monster doesn’t know I have 4 parts of Exodia and a pot of greed in my hand right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206659
>tfw I’d most likely go to wonderland to go on adventure there

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206850
Yes, but that would be quite rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206851
Not so fast! With Graceful Charity I can draw 3 cards and get rid of your two cards

[Anonymous No.]

Prepare to be bullied nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206890
Why would I be scared by 3ft tall onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205780

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206908
All the raw sexual aggression is compressed into a smaller form

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207024
And? Just pick her up lmao and shove your dick in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206617
Is that subtraction, Haku-sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205310

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37207255
>mofu gang flashing gang signs at anon again
how to make them stop?

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1456686901914521605/photo/1
NOOOO NOT THE TANUKI ASSES AAAAA I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DO NNN AGAIN! I SWEAR I WILL NEVER DO NNN AGAIN AIEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

What is the proper way to handle mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207275
>gang signs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207271
Source

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207275
Learn the signs of all local mofu gangs, when this happens, flash back the sign of the strongest gang in the area. It will intimidate them

[Anonymous No.]

>all alone on a friday again? kuhuhu~ typical!
>want a friend? Hmmm? A girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Kloah13th/status/1454993209931698179/photo/1
Human boy not so tough after his dick is washed with succ saliva

[Anonymous No.]

>Right before fucking you pull one of these out and ask the monstergirl to wait while you put it on.
What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207380
Just a friend please, I don't want to ask for too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206822
What does this mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207275
fuck the oldest one until her hips give out to assert dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207393

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207309

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>>37207393
The same thing that happened the first 13921349219482149821498129481249821948219842189421984218924812498124981249821984219842198421948219123972317982497812891282798127982179821798217982791872981781297821721892798219872198721897217982198721987291872981279812789124894984654684984189 times you asked.

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>>37206890
Anon runs away full sprint in tears.

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>>37207393
She's fixed your condoms already.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the hag meme so popular here? Why are they always called fat? Why not just say MILF? or does it mean something different? Whats the appeal if not?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be honest. I'd let her shoot me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207458
fat hags are for making into milfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207458
MILF = used goods

[Anonymous No.]

Do mamano proportions have to match and resemble their proportions in the official encyclopedia pages?

For example, theoretically can you have a thick Anubis, Gazer, Akaname, etc.? And can you have a flat, stick body Kraken, Shoggoth, Tritonia, etc.?

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>>37207488
Unless their body type is mentioned, anything goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207488
The encyclopedia art is just the proportions they might have. Unless explicitly stated, they aren't set in stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207488
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207488
My automaton is legally required to look like the catalogue model, any deviations or third-party modifications are strictly prohibited

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207488
Canonically speaking, when a mamono becomes your life partner, her body will slowly transform to match your preferences: thicc, sticc, beeg, buff, soft, loli, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn roleplay the doujins that your perv waifu reads as the cute boy that gets raped to tease her at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204782
This post is correct, but
>onee-san
This is a bit generous isn't it? Jabberwocks seem a bit older than that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207567
Yes but she doesn't appreciate it when you call her grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759
>when you input the kanji for MGE into a neural network image maker

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37207579
Facts don't care about her feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207567
>>37207579
She does it like it better when you do call her mommy tho.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207626
They do in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759

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>>37207648
Whatever the fat auntie says I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207567
But Jabberchan said she was 17!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207467
But you'll die to death.

[Anonymous No.]

You better kiss both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207716
I will outdraw this scorpion gunslinger and ride off into the sunset with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REJzQsPhgWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207584
Is that using like a GAN?

[Anonymous No.]

It's breakfast, time for the cereal with the taste of coins and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207763
We, just give me the golden creeping coin milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37205047
if you still care
https://twitter.com/774nanash/status/1456572792195878918?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207778
*Ew>>37207781

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37207701
And if Jabberchan asked you to come inside her windowless cave because she has candy for you, would you believe that too?

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>>37207810
Yes, since she knows wonderland better than me, I just arrived

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207393
Why do you insist on doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Wife has an intense craving for ice cream
>She eats it all
>Give her the dick to assert dominance
>She keeps doing it
>She doesn't look fat but she's got a belly
>Keeps asking me to feel it

I don't get it.

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>>37207822
You're a fool, you should recognize all the tricks olf hags use. Besides, everyone knows a Jabberwock isn't going to share her candy

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>>37207831
>literal months between these posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37203071
Imagine how sweet a thimble of fairy milk must be

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207831
schizophrenia.
the voices get louder when he doesnt post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207848
Don't tell anyone that I know, I want to see her smile that her stupid plan worked and got her a bf, I also want to dress up like those lewd boys she likes to schlick off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207831
he doesn't into communication

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207846
She's feeding for two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207833
>he doesn't want his wife's scent on hin
despicable

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207895
You want smell like dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207833
I've noticed my dogs get pretty agitated if I come home and they smell thst I've been around other dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207831
>>37207859
>>37207863
>>37207889
He thought that switching to a different pic would throw us off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207899

[Anonymous No.]

>>7207927

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>>37207810
yes, monsters will never lie to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207911
I'm not him and I generally detest /tg/ people, but why is it a problem? He's not trying to disguise /tg/-tier human-centric military wank by adding a single mention of monster girls or posting random anime boys. It's just your regular prompt about monster girls like any other, except he repeats it once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerd berd decries the use of condoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207952
bully nerds by using condoms with them

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to good old fashioned seduction? All I hear about now is rape, rape, rape, molestation by old hags, lying to get a man isolated/vulenerable (leading to rape) and more rape. Wouldn't it be so much nicer to be asked out? To go out on a date? To be at least taken to dinner before they start to forcibly fuck you? All I'm saying is, it'd be nice to have a little more romance. Who would you want to be seduced by, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207952
What's she going to do, fly away? She can't do that when I got her pinned in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984
go back to the stone age, grandpa. Rape, molestion by old hags, and getting caught in lewd traps is what I want. I want my romance to be fast and brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984
Romance happens after the old hag can finally tell people she's not a weirdo virgin anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984
Seduction is boring, grandpa! Rape is where it's at!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208030
No! These new hellhounds are different! They reject rape and violence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207794
Bunyeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208035
Then what's the point to them, they are just spicy kobolds at that point!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984
>t. Unmarried Hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208035
It's just a phase. Just wait a bit they'll awaken their primal urges eventually

[Anonymous No.]

We need Nephalem monster girls! The rape and power of a demon, and the aesthetics of a angellic being. Best of both worlds!

[Anonymous No.]

>boring, old, and slow
Seduction
>new, fast and exciting
Rape
>ascended beyond mortal comprehension
Seduction during rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984
>>37208053
>tfw I can already see the (you)s laughing at this post on 4mon
>tfw I would expose myself as a man and say that I want to get molested and raped by fat old hags while being streamed
>Hell, I would put my money where my mouth is and post address to prove my point

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208064
what about seduction BEFORE rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208030
I've got tickets to see RAPE live!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208064
Based beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208064
how about rape by seduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208079
Mindbreaking via REALLY good seduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208085
yes plus rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208064
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208079
Would that be the use of aphrodisiac venoms and such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208100
YES

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Country bumpkin elves>haughty city elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208059
>tfw it ain't phase and they end up being hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207952
Can she do a flip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208136
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208140
but can you handle that much hag tho? She'll most definingly make you cosplay like red riding hood and absolutely rape you until you are retarded. Are you up for that, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208136
>>37208140
>Ancient hellhound “matriarch” in charge of teaching the young ones how to hunt
>she’s too good at her job and the youth keep snatching up the husbands before she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208160
Then I will call her granny, only not as an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208169
>just level up to bed this "so called matriarch"
>bust down her door to fight her
>Just find her eating another gallon of icecream while schlicking off at some doujin she was reading off the net

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't seen a demon for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208193
>"....so I'm here for the matriarch, is that you?"
>shocked haghound nods her head with a mouthful of ice cream
>"cool cool...umm I see that your busy with your....reading material and ice cream..."
>haghound's eyes well up with tears
>"...haha I like that flavor of ice cream too, what a coincidence haha..."
awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208234
>not schlicking her off while making fun of what she's reading

[Anonymous No.]

Please under no circumstances let this girl and her satyr teacher coerced you into letting them doing "experiment" involving "wine magic" on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208248
>schlicking the haghound while reading her doujins out loud
>go through every single one she has saved while bringing her to orgasm constantly
>get finished and she thinks its over
>pull up YOUR favorite doujins and begin the process again
>first one? heavy impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208160
Well I am already retarded so therefore no rape

[Anonymous No.]

Are you uhh sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208275
>by the end of it all, She doesn't even know what 2+2 is

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208347
Rape-Induced Mathematical Retardation is a serious medical condition and I wish you would all stop joking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208315
Then she'll rape you until you're either a genius or unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208358
ah, the haku's worst nightmare, second only not being able to save a delinquent anon from getting bogied

[Anonymous No.]

>>37204394
>Dear, I think Wendi-chan is riding the washing machine again

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984

Call me old fashioned, but mermaid. Classic romance, relaxing at the sea, lured in by the sound of a calming beautiful voice, trade poetry with each other while slowly embracing with a kiss and gentle lovemaking.

Unfortunately classic mermaids keep getting displaced by the highly territorial, rape-tastic uppity bitch merrows, whose calls boil down to little more than yelling "ay lemme at that dick".

Vile and classless

Yes I mad, no I'm not a mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208468
>mermaid sings a mournful, beautiful song of love
>merrow belts out WAP with an autotune

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208326
>this is how some monsters "teach" the new girls they monsterize how to please a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208468
>>37208494
>Mershark doesn't even sing and rapes you
>Dolphins sing the halo theme to lure gamer boys
>Krakens just sing about tentacle rape
>The abyss sings opera that makes your head hurt a lot

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>>37206229
>gambling debts
>"I-I COULD PAY THOSE FOR YOU! If you... you know... we did something- I mean, YOU did something for you. I mean me."
>tries to give you an eyebrow wiggle
>actually just a bunch of weird squinting and grimacing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208447
What do MG parents do if their daughteru is a compulsive masturbator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208538
>insert pic of the anti masturbation cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208538
>>37208545

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208538
>>37208556
either this, or if they are old enough, A boy

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>>37208556
>put your wife on the cross as a funny prank
>have a good laugh
>go to take her out
>once she's free she pushes you down and locks you to the cross
>cuts a hole so your dick is free
>claims that she going to drain you dry for humiliating her like that
woops

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208568
>tfw the monsters nun did this to you so you may not commit the sin of wasting your seed unless its in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208575
>"M-Mother Superior, what were you doing in there with young Anon?"
>Nothing at all! Just making sure he wasn't committing any sins, Sister. Now, I'm off to my prayers."
>walks off with a gravid belly full of semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208599
>Every nun that isn't praying, is milking your "sins" out of you
>You get let to be cleaned but that just devolves into a massive orgy
>At least the milk's great

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208599
>mother superior tries to play off her daily "prayer sessions" with anon
>other nuns clearly see through her but are smart enough to hold onto their thoughts
>though some get tempted when they hear the bed creaking and the mother superior's cries of passion when they are trying to sleep
>meanwhile anon is just happy to be an assistance to the church

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>>37208619
>>37208625
>the regular visitors of the church find it a bit strange that all of the nuns have become heavily pregnant at the same time, with the mother superior carrying the most babies
>this still doesn't stop them from having "midnight mass" with you

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>>37208661
>nun from another church visits
>she asks how and why are all the nuns pregnant
>mother superior giggles and tells her that it is the lord's gift for the faithful
>cue to anon in the kitchens making a nice lunch for his nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93928702

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208745
Vore me worm mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn find your hag wife in her highschool outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208861
Hags are so embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208867
and? Its make them cuter when they are blushing up a storm and insisting they are still 18 while their body surely disagrees with that statement

[Anonymous No.]

Come forward, anon.
What will you offer Her in Her slumber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208890
a blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208890
cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208890
A real soft whale plushie

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be some hagon's boytoy that she bought in an auction

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, what do you when faced with a ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209005
fuck her and molest those spooky bags

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209005
call Ghostbusters

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206197
Machinegun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209014
>>37209022
what if she is a bogie ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209022
I don't mind busting a nut in a ghost, do I qualify?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209005
Try to pretend I can't see her, trying to keep a poker face when getting motorboated by massive ghost milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209078
Does busting make you feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209093
Yes, and I ain't afraid of no bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209097
Good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208861

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

imagine

[Anonymous No.]

Worship elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209266
nah, I want to suck on her tits tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207860
Like a little buttercup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207781
Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207860
>>37209392
>dairy fairy bragging about how much milk she produces
>point out that even with her fae funbags as big as they are, she probably couldn't fill a shotglass in a week
>dairy fairy shrinks you down to her size
>tells you that since she doesn't produce that much milk, you should be able to drink it all no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>37207984
Seduction that just turns into rape is nice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209492
>finally finish drinking her milk
>nearly drowned, but she's empty
>the door creaks open
>titania walks in, her normal-sized and you still tiny
>"daaaw, you look so cute when you're small! but you drank all of my little sister's milk...you must want more!"
How do you survive the next 30 seconds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209224
Shortcows are for standing paizuri and womb bloating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209503
the anger behind the failed seduction attempt makes the rape extra passionate

[Anonymous No.]

How dangerous are Rata witches?

[Anonymous No.]

If you like hags so much, you should become a famous doujin artist so you can see them spill spaghetti at Monket when they find out you were a male the whole time. Assuming of course your circle members don't find out first

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209515
>I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209579
>shake hands with a raiju fan
>her hands all wet, sticky and zappy but she really seems to appreciate the handshake
good thing i wore a mask to protect my identity

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209584
W-what's in the syringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209584
Doc, I've got a bad cold. What do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209579
I would and it would be the most hardcore rape doujins while I, myself am an adorable shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209613
love, diluted to 10%

[Anonymous No.]

You are about to be isekaid to the Konosuba world, but are offered the following MGE related powers by Aqua, which one would you choose:

>You can monsterize any female you want into any MG you want, but you must have sex with her first. And no, this doesn't help you be more attractive to females than you already are, so I guess no one will choose this.

>All the powers of the Mamono Lord, but you actually physically transform into big titty Succubus while doing so and adopt the Mamono Lord's way of thinking while transformed. You are still you, but adopt her personality. The transformation can be turned off and on, but your transformed self will generally not turn back until you finish "spreading love". This has the effect that most often than not, when you turn back you find the entire area turned into a dark Mamono Realm.

>You can summon any MGE MG you want, but only one and once per month. If you marry a MG you summoned she becomes permanent and you can summon another one, but the waiting time is doubled to summon each time you marry a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Cuddling with a tanuki all day under the covers and sniffing her hot, steamy breath as she breathes slowly on your face
Also lots of her licking your face and inside your mouth. Hopefully, you're a good boy toy and lick the inside of her mouth too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209559
>At local monster girl bar for your first time
>Local succubus begins hitting on you
>Applies her seductive powers
>Unfortunately for her this is all a little sudden for you, you've never really talked to monsters before much less had one be so forward with you
>Damn she's hot but
>You're prejudice is still there, you've heard the propaganda against monsters. This succubus just can't be trusted, regardless of how much you want to
>Apologize to her and reject her advances return to your friends and continue drinking
>Succubus stares from afar from corner of bar, eye's twitching in a mixture of confusion and rage
>Time to close your tab and leave, decide to take a piss in the back alley on your way out
>Suddenly cornered by that seductress except this time all illusions of coy, seductive moves are gone
>Only replaced by one angry, drooling succubus cornering you
>Pinned on the spot and raped vigorously
>After the first orgasm or two you simply give in to the pleasure
>After it's all said and done the succubus simply smiles and asks you what you think about her now
>You simply nod weakly in affirmation, fatigued by the repeated orgasms and the admission in your heart that you really really enjoyed that
>On a dime she reverts to her subtle seduction of before, this time with an edge
>"well darling, might I give you a ride home? And maybe ride you once we get there? Hmm don't think about saying nooo, afterall I might have to get forceful once again. But if you say yes I may just treat you gently"
>simply nod weakly again, knowing you're defeated
>"good boy, I'll be more gentle with you this time."
>Suddenly you see another glint of malice in her eyes
>"But gentleness is subjective and relative isn't it, we may have different interpretations of it afteraaalll. Shall we find out?"
>And so a night of gentle femdom ensues at your house
>And she never ever leaves the house or your side after, ever ever forever remaining ready to dominate you the moment you don't fall to her seductions

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209677
>Local Tanuki banker strips all money from you after a series of poor deals and poor investments you made under her firm
>One way out, sex and marriage
>That moment after hours of intense passion where you gaze at her and realize you love this woman despite what she's done to you
>Gingerly ask her if your new deal can be continued
>Blushing she reveals to her the reasons and meaning behind her schemes
>In a moment of understanding you both passionately kiss and return to fucking vigorously
>After it's all done, you cuddle under the sheets whispering sweet nothings with interspersed moments of passionate french kissing
>In a sudden moment of honesty she admits to you that money has never brought her happiness until now, where she was able to use it to ensnare you
>At the end she whispers into your ear that from here on she will take care of you. >Monetarily, sexually, emotionally, in every way she can think of.
>Tell her the money doesn't matter, you've realized all that matters is being able to hold her in your arms
>Continue to spend the rest of the night closely cuddling as you idly chatter about spending the rest of your lives together
>All the while she breathes slowly into your face interspersed with the passionate french kisses of before

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209650

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209742
Tanukis are really some of the most underrated girls in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209771
Easily the idea of a girl gently taking over your whole life with only your best interest at heart is somewhat cute, especially considering that afterwards they will provide everything you need

I also love the idea of a Tanuki trying to spoil you with riches only for you to affirm to her that you love her for her. And then she slowly convinces you to enjoy the luxury she can provide you because that's her form of love to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37206659
>>37206739
>>37206742
I have said this before. If a traditional RPG or JRPG heroes reach the Demon Lord's home. Then the hero or team of heroes will face off either The Demon Lord Lilith herself, or one of her many Lilim daughters as the final boss.

But if a more serious Western RPG-style heroes or a Doom Eternal style Boomer Shooter heroes or even the edgy type of monster hating heroes reach the deep into the Demon Lord's Castle. Then such serious Western-style heroes will face off the Demon Lord's Husband instead. Because I'd bet the Demon Lord's Husband, being a former hero and former paragon of "good" himself. Has faced many former comrades who view him with hatred for being such a traitorous heretic. Plus I guess it only makes sense the Demon Lord's Husband would volunteer himself to fight off such serious-toned monster hating opponents that would traumatize most normal monstergirls and demon girls.

But I bet Lilith and her Hero Husbando can be cheating bastards about it sometimes. The Western RPG-style and or Doom Eternal-style Boomer Shooter heroes reach and fight against Lilith and she uses turn based RPG mechanics and metaphysical logic to invalidate and "slow down" whatever quick maneuverable fast-paced movement abilities that Western RPG and Boomer Shooter Heroes have. While Traditional RPG and or JRPG Heroes end up unluckily facing the Demon Lord's Husband as their final boss battle. And will then struggle and cannot believe their JRPG mechanics and metaphysics won't work against the Demon Lord Husband's more high paced fast moving mechanics and abilities you see in some Western RPGs and all Boomer Shooters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209771
>>37209784
>25 nukibucks have been added to your accounts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209811
Gonna spend those Nukibucks™ on special favors from Ms. Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I steal a nuki's leaf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209851
She dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209851
You will reveal her true form!
She is chubbier than you'd think

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209811
Can I get more if I give myself to the oldest nuki around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209861
Sounds better, gonna BRB, need steals to some leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209868
>Nyoooo! Everyone will know we don't fit in our suits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37208358
>>37209771
It honestly makes my day to see my art get reposted

[Anonymous No.]

best mg to fix my alcoholism

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna slip a bunch of aphrodisiacs and fertility boosters in my alp roommate's protein shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209899
>the truth must be revealed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209906
Get an Ushi to help you get better

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209906
Oni.
She will drink all your alcohol for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209919
Gonna be some soft, flustered nukis tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209851
Piles and piles of debt Not to mention the amount of sexual work you have to do to get her to emotionally forgive you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209941
Her tiddy milk is all the alcohol you'd ever need

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209851
a better question is what happens if you wear the leaf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209944
what a perfect night that would be, all that soft nuki on full display, just waiting to be molested

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209941
>tfw you will never be sandwiched between a couple of big, drunk oni on your too small bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210006
Anon, this is how you get a hit put out on you for nuki bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209700
>hey stud
>anon sits at a barstool idly swirling a straw in his non-alcoholic drink
>she clears her throat and tries again
>hey stud
>anon looks up at the tv over the bar watching a highlight reel of rapeball, yet to notice the steaming succ sidling him
>she grabs his collar. HEY. STUD.
>anon takes a moment to contemplate this case of mistaken identify. what could this girl want with him?
>having garnered his attention her grimace shifts into a strained smile and she releases her grip and smooths out his collar, her touch lingering.
>what's a nice guy like you doing in a dive like this?
>oh. uh, eating.
>the succubus sighs and changes her approach.
>her massive thighs and ass spill over the barstool as she sits next to anon, leaning her body against him and slipping her tail around to draw circles on his chest with the tip. a wandering hand slides down to rub his inner thigh.
>anon shuts down , quickly pays his bill and excuses himself
>aghast and indignant succubus left behind, staring at the straw he was using and contemplating the indirect kiss
bars seem fun.
do your best, succubus-san

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210014
worth it and I'll do it again and again and again cause they cute when they are flustered

[Anonymous No.]

I once again come to you with a very important question: Akaname vs. Mucus Toad.

Who gives the better blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210038
i gotta go with ghoul for oral fixation

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210038
ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210020
>tfw you know you would freeze up and up getting molested in a bar filled with drunk monsters
>Or you would get roofied and get raped by a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210038
Sandworm, because every sex act with her is technically a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210035
>Kunoichis show up outside Anon's house
>Again
>"HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TEACH YOU THIS LESSON?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210066

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210025
Smooch the belly (womb)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210069
>tfw they never get past my tentacle garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210045
>>37210054
Why ghouls? Aren't they just your average slightly athletic brown girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210097
i tend to assume you've read the profiles at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>37209790
I can't believe the demon lord's husband is sans undertale

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210104
I have. They have an oral fixation yeah but appearance wise they're just average brown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37201759
What kind of mamono would Essex be?

[Anonymous No.]

Elf meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210138
More like Moodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210138
>tfw ywn have an elf nanny/future wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210116
all undead get bonus points in oral because they lack a gag reflex and the need to breathe
sensitivtiy amplifying saliva
very blow job oriented, constantly scheming ways to get in those pants
and yeah i like brown girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210155
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210138
Wet nurse-o

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine needing to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210173
>>37210204
>using your mouth to breathe while giving oral
That's what noses are for anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210190
>She makes you drink milk that suspiciously warm
>She gets a bit more possessive when she learns been getting close with a girl
>She makes sure you are proably trained to deal with seduction tactics as well as bedroom maneuvers as well
>You use them to make her your wife
>Just like she planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210213
but it's supposed to block the windpipe like in the doujinshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210221
It'll trigger the gag reflex before it starts to block the windpipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210241
which is why you should marry undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210214
Mastermind maids are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210269
They help make smart and cunning babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210284
Heirs*

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters pulling the strings behind the scenes to make it so you have nowhere to go but their bed is my weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210269
>>37210284
>>37210290
she is just doing her job and keeping Anon from danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210320
>Yandere maid considers anything past the mansion's outside area a danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210320
>>37210290
>>37210269
>>37210214
Do they come from poor, rough, and difficult backgrounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210315
Tell them using spatial distortion to make all corridors in the house be einstein-rose bridges that lead back to their room in the middle of the night is a dick move

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210338
No, it just that this is her only chance to get a man without working so damn hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210338
Some do, some come from a bloodline of maids who have been serving and marrying young lords for centuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>37210038
Akaname but you can't go wrong with either one.

>>37210173
Mucus toads can breathe through their skin (as all toads can) while Akaname can give tonguejobs without inhibiting their breathing at all.

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>>37210315
>Ancient evil monster teleports you to a pocket dimension where you two can be happy together without any interferences from the outside

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>>37210337
>when you do go outside, She is just walking around with a antimaterial rifle in hand and has you wear a a fully sealed hazmat suit to "protect you from the nastiness"
>If a girl gets too close, you best believe that barrel is getting pushed into the face of the poor gal
>She makes sure that you are not alone when you are out
>When you get back, She cleans you extremely well and makes you are completely clean

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>>37210399
So Roberta from Black Lagoon?

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Elves want the dwarves' men getting raped by monsters.
Dwarves want the elves' men getting raped monsters.
I'd say humans should sacrifice ALL other non-monster species to the monsters so that they'll stop prowling on us!

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>>37210383
>demon and mindflayer nun, heavenhound
i'm ready for some religious studies

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>>37210020
Poor succubus, luckily for her anon will frequent that bar hoping to see her again

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>>37210038
mucus toad > akaname = ghoul >>> sandworm

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>>37210501
what, no karakasa obake?

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>>37210521
slot them between ghouls and sandworms

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>>37210659
Lead the way to the breeding stall ma'am!

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>>37210659
Damn them prussian centaurs

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>>37210387
>what is perceived in this world as fractions of a second was, in her pocket dimension, several hundreds of years
>in the blink of an eye, you went from a newly married young man to a young man with hundreds of children and a SSS tier thicc broodmother wife

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to calm the wife down after a minor injury at sports.
Can't have her getting too mad finger splints make typing hard.

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>>37211255
>break arm
>Ushi Oni wife deploys, leaping from the stands, over everyone, to land over top, making a shield with her body
>quickly makes a full body cast with her silk
>gently secured to her abdomen
>leaps over everyone again, heading to the ER

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>>37210659
Dumb Horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKtIMO00qgw

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>>37209266
If I do that, human men will lose.

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>>37211402
>sprains ankle
>there is now a full blown system of web pulleys designed to move a chair to any location at home, including the immediate outside areas.

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>>37211609
>men
Boys*. White knighting will get you nowhere, Jinko

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>>37211402
someday i hope to have my arm broken while roughhousing with the neighbors hellhound i was babysitting.
i have to roll down the windows when driving one handed to the hospital because her tears keep steaming up the windows while she rides next to me.
good times.

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Monster girl cities don't smell bad until it starts raining. Then you start to smell the trashy scent of leftover cum draining out from the alleyways where monsters violently rape men on top of the harpy cum on the rooptops and the public sex toys laying around for use by millions of passerby monsters.

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>>37212369
Yep, always find some fella naked and passed out on Maus Alley thanks to the Squeaker gang.

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>>37212369
all that leftover funk evaporates into clean burning DE

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Do you prefer to be princess carried by a tall girl

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>>37212763
or to princess carry a tall girl?

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Watch out for the elven display of dominance. This pose and others similar to it signal that they’ve found a man to mate with and are ready to pounce. Don’t ask questions, they can’t be reasoned with. Just run.

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>>37211789
The only way to make you two even if for you to break her hymen

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I want to buy a slave, a mamano slave. This looks like a good option

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>>37212864
That's actually just a Kobold that looks funny, isn't it?

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>>37212987
Get a former gladiator mino slave, make your first order for her to bear your children

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>>37213068
Gladiators are freed when their contract ends. She cannot be both an ex-gladiator and a slave unless she became a slave again after her gladiatorial career. Something is wrong here

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>>37213253
You bought her contract before she was freed, you’re not interested in her fighting just breeding;
. Thus: ex gladiator

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>>37213473
Darn, I don't understand all this legalese talk

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>>37213711
purchase moo for breeding
any prior purpose of moo is now irrelevant

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>>37213762
Kissing, hugging, and marrying comes first you sicko

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Sad puppies should be comforted.

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>>37213885
this dialogue looks like some kinda faggy shit bro

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>>37205655
The blob milks my what!? i thought it was innocent.

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How pissed would you be if your pet cat turned out to be a Cait Sith in disguise.

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>>37207549
what if i like multiple body types? will they just start switching body types like mad?

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>>37214101
Most preferred is retained. Potions/spells can be used to obtain other body types.

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>Rapes your credit score so you can only get a loan through her
>Marks down your body as collateral if you fail to pay off the loan
>Will ensure you won't be able to pay back the loan
>Demands repayment not long after the initial loan date
The pro move is to use all the money you loaned from her for sexual favors from her and an engagement ring for her

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>>37210315
>finally escape her basement
>run to the nearest police station
>tell them what happened
>they tell you they understand
>place you in a holding cell for your safety while they sort it out
>deputy picks up the phone
>"Yeah, it's me. We've got him. Just come by and pick him up."
>gives you a piteous look
>"Sorry, kid. We've all got debts."

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>>37214731
Just reject material wealth and go to live in the woods.

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>>37211255
I read it as splinter at first and my mind went to a big lion girl or a Jinko.
>>37213022
Her man being sad or in danger is pretty much the only way to make a Hellhound cry.

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How about a apophis that mild like inconvienices her neighbouring pharaoh?
like sending her hawaian pizzas, or having her husband block her driveway

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>>37218282
>having her husband block her driveway
Incredibly evil and cruel, some things even an apophis wouldn’t do to her worst enemy.

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Just did a quick draw of my dream sheep waifu

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>>37218748
I bet she’s a cuddleslut