Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy Sunday Night Mamono!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46253664
but it's far sluttier of behavior. you can appeal to innocence and purity by taking the other loadout
side tie panties may one day serve as the great unifier between the two in the inevitable conflict against the no-pan faction

[Anonymous No.]

Zombies shambling around in sexy clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46253751
shall search for the High Orc shaman-chief and ask her: "What is best in life?"
Maybe then she will reveal to me the Riddle of Steel.

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Last thread got pruned when it was getting good.

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She's leaving, goddamnit!

I'm not ready!

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>>46253775
*I*

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>>46253760
>sluttier
So average monster girl attire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46253775
Did conan rape? I can't remember. I don't think so.

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>>46253760
Whoa, whoa, whoa. How are you supposed to cook without pans?

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>>46253799
In the beginning part of the first movie he takes a captive woman while he's still a slave himself, while the books are more ambiguous about it.

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>>46253762
I doubt that there's an easier monster to take home, perfect for pump and dump

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>>46253828
i love zombie in bunny constume

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>>46253751
I don't see any ushis around here.

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>>46253844
she don't hop so good but i guess that's okay

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>>46253844
Same, I want one in a reverse bunnysuit though

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>>46253853
Yeah, it's pretty DEAD around here right now.

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>>46253799
No.

>>46253775
>>46253820
Literally not Conan, it's Kull the Conqueror with Conan's name. The Cimmerian almost never partakes in what those marred by the taint of Civilization calls rape, but he definitely is not adverse to bedding women who share his passionate fire.

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>>46253853
Now I'm imagining an Ushi that has Mirage Tank powers. Just us trees here.

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>>46253893
Dammit, and I just started the Kull saga. I finished where he got mind controller by a bunch of mirrors.

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>>46253864
Zombies in fishnet reverse bunny suit

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>>46253994
Everything in a reverse bunny suit

[Anonymous No.]

Consider sandworms.
Consider the spice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46254054
Consider a sandworm in a reverse bunny suit.

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>>46253994
Zombies in full bodystocking with tears in the pantyhose fabric or zombies in very tight fishnets so the net creates a lot of skindentation

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>>46254168
Tell me, are these zombies slightly thicc to better allow for skindentation?
And do they enjoy having their teeth cleaned by Miss Lich dressed as a sexy dentist?

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Hot, sweaty, yeti hugs

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>>46254240
>>Tell me, are these zombies slightly thicc to better allow for skindentation?
Obviously, corpses tend to get bloated after all, specially bloated in the right places

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>>46254240
Zombies whose skin gets like this with the fishnets, higher fat content is most welcomed though

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>>46253751
great OP pic

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So if an inari and a hellhound fought for the last pack of ketchup in the MacLilim's, who would win?

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>>46253893
I still want to be a notch on a high orcs rape belt.

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>>46253893
I like the fact that Conan had sex with enslaved lizard women

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>>46254403
That's because you yearn to be free from Civilization, as all Men do deep within themselves. You tear away its trappings and you find the Horny for H'Orcs Anon, screaming and rock hard.

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>>46254427
The nice thing about the setting is how black and white things when it comes to certain things so his only flaw was being too merciful.

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>>46254427
I like Conan Exiles because you can enslave hot women and make them serve you without having to mod nudity since it's in the base game

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i prefer thighband paantyhouse over fishnet to be honest desu

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>>46253751
That is one comfy spooder.

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening, I like Ushis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46253751
>Sleepy Sunday Night Mamono!
This thread calls for a very special monster

[Anonymous No.]

>when you buy a roomba

[Anonymous No.]

You have met the Dragon Heroine after getting hit by truck-kun. She is not an evil or selfish Dragoness, so she is not a dork at all, she is in fact a really good, cool and polite Dragon who will share and be kind, although she takes things very seriously so she hardly smiles, it's almost like she thinks she's a Valkyrie. She swears to protect you from all the dangers of this new world out of the kindness of her heart alone. You must not go getting into trouble and picking fights intentionally just to mess with her.

Will you agree to journey with her, anon?

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I need a tail to fluff

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>>46254646
what if i bought 2?

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>>46254650
She's a bit of a dork but sure

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>>46254650
Anon, I just woke up in a fantasy world with a cute doragon girl.
Yes, you better fucking believe I'm going on a journey with her.

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>>46254657
One roomba and she threatens to stab you for being unfaithful to her. Two roombas, she actually stabs you in the heart with the knife as she cries out in pain.

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>>46254650
I'm going to rape her. She won't fight back because she's a heroine and they never fight back.

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>>46254655
>>46254646
What effect would mqmono mqnw have on roombas ?

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>>46254650
Can I ride her?

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>>46254686
A normal one? Nothing.

Gremtech Roomba? Automaton animation potential.

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>>46254678
>yan kiki tries to stab you
>gets blocked by the third roomba you bought
sounds like i should buy a fourth

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>>46254650
I don't know, I have no skills that would be useful in that world, so I'd just be a burden to her.

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>After six months unemployed, you finally find a job
>Your Kikimora maid is so proud of you
>On the day you start, you're so focused on getting yourself ready that a few things escape your attention
>Notably, the fact that your maid has dressed herself in a new blazer and pencil skirt
>You finally notice when she follows you out the door
>You ask her what the deal is and she simply responds that she is your maid and leaving you unattended would be a failure on her part
>You're worried that this is going to mess up your brand new career, but she reads you like a book and matter of factly states that she's already taken the liberty of making arrangements with management

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>>46253751
I have a Sandevistan augmentation which gives me bullet time and enhanced strength!!! Monsters can't beat me nor catch me! Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh!!!!!

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>>46254646
I just like to watch the roombas go

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I was thinking about a reverse scenario while eating in which monsters are posting about sports in 4mon, since in their world monster sports that involve sex like gaping are normal our normal romantic stuff is extreme for them.
>monster start thread in 4mon
>"imagine in the human world they have sports likehandholding, headpatting or even cuddling for more mainstream audiences"
>"Oh my God! this is too far MODS MODS"
>"but this is pretty normal in the human world, it's not as normal as gaping so it requires athletes that train very hard in handholding exercises and go to handholding camps to train"
>"they also have televised leagues or even soap operas that involve handholding"
>"Oh I can't believe that they broadcast something so preposterous!"
>"I bet it's very popular with lonely salarymen that are over 30"
>"also for househusbands to watch in the morning"
>"I would gladly go to school events for that, hell I would even participate with my nephews"
>"I bet some ladies out there would even go to such events with their grandsons, specially the ones that are quite proficient in gaping school events and cumflation"
>"personally I think public handholding is disgusting"
And stuff like that, I think such scenario would be hilarious. Reading the whole thread would be a blast.

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What if the reason the portals aren't opening is because the governments of earth are using advanced dimensional lock technology in Area 51 to ensure they never open by scrambling our position from the eyes of the Lilims that would try opening them? They guard the secret devices with all the power of all the special forces in the world to ensure none could possibly infiltrate Area 51's secret underground base to get close, nobody on earth could possibly get through, although the Lilims managed to sneak a single Monster through as an agent lost on the other side with the goal of deactivating the lock devices. This single monster being the best suited for the task.

Which Monster would that be?

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>>46254897
Phantom

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>>46254866
Buy roombas that do the opposite of what they're supposed to do, trash the rooms by leaving behind dirt and dust. You get your roomba you like to watch, and you satisfy your kiki as she has something to clean.

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This loli Hellhound told me she's gonna rape me. Pfffthahahaha how is she gonna rape me, she's so fucking short. What's the little dwarf doggie gonna do? Hump my leg? Hahahaha yeah right, keep dreaming.

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>>46254962
I love that skindentation on that thong

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The only way to prevent a rape event is to consume spice from a sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46254962
>Gets reverse mating pressed

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>>46254962
>Anon is busy bullying the wanlet
>Anon doesn't see her 7' tall sister approaching
>Anon is held down while the wanlet takes her revenge, followed by her big sis
>Now both are demanding anon take responsibility for seducing them.

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>>46254962
He said, moments before instalossing to a short wan.

[Anonymous No.]

Take the spice, anon. Your sandworm wife demands it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46254988
I'll pick some oregano in the shop for her.

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Anyone got more of these, or better yet an archive of these?

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>>46255003
https://imgbox.com/g/f2XnEVD93F
I remember it's missing two, Satyros and Wonderworm, can't remember if there were any others.

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>be fisherman from Order commune
>one day down at the docks, run into a Siren
>seems to be friendly enough unlike what the Order propaganda says about Monsters
>she asks if I want to hear her sing her Siren song and agree
>really like this attractive fish woman even though the Order condemns me to
>she begins vocalizing this beautiful song for me
>suddenly she raises her voice for a really, really high note
>and I mean REALLY raises it
>glass on the nearby fish shack explodes
>my eardrum exit my ear canals followed by a streak of blood from both sides of my head and everything going to pure tinnitus and then nothing
>run away clutching my exploded ears and don't even look back
>go to hospital in Commune
>the cleric doctors patch me up, but tell me I'll never hear again
>...
>enroll in the Order's army afterwards
>might be deaf but my eyes have never been better, become drone pilot tasked with dropping bombs on Monster positions from afar behind a screen
>swear that every last Monster I see on the tacmap will drown in ordinance for being such evil creatures
Exposure.... Exposure and pain changes people....

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>>46255003
>>46255018
Here's the Wonderworm in question.

[Anonymous No.]

Sandworm spice, guaranteed to extend your natural lifespan. And increase your sex drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46255018
>>46255028
Bless you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46255003
Someone should be a hero and do one of these t-shirt lolis for every girl in MGE.

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>>46255022
Mamono mana can fix your deafness though.

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>>46255044
What?

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>>46255052
I SAID, MAMONO MANA CAN FIX YOUR DEAFNESS.

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>Go to grocery store
>Get ambushed by a hellhound loli and reverse mating pressed in the middle of the store
>Other mamono just congratulate her on getting a husband so early

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>>46255060
What?

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>>46254895
>"how about cheek kiss competition? the one that lasts longer takes the price"
>"holy shit lady, are you trying to get us banned?"
>"I can already see all those fat old hags jumping to that discipline already"
>"nobody cares about the Sabbath's opinion, go back to Goatscord"

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>>46255064
>this but imp loli instead
>the other mamono are saying how this hag of a loli finally got a husband after a few hundreds years

[Anonymous No.]

>>46255060
>>46255067
WHAT!?

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>>46255064
>Go to grocery store
>try to get insta ramen
>aisle is full of lolis waiting
>try to get frozen meals
>aisle is full of hags waiting
>try to get booze
>get ambushed by satyros and oni
thats it, im doing all my grocery shopping online

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>Try to correct a mesugaki vampire
>Instead she corrects me

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>>46255095
How could you let a vampire do that to you?

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>>46255067
>>46255088
https://files.catbox.moe/pt20fw.jpg

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>>46255100
It was hot as fuck and now I have a smug loli vampire wife

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>go to dead bar to pick up a zombie
>it's dark inside
>pick up a hopper by mistake

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>>46254895
Choreographed handholding

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>>46255120
Hoppers are just zipangunese zombies

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>>46255120
>go back inside and return hopper
>pick up zombie
>its actually a lich and the hopper is now on your back

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>>46255120
Sounds good to me.
>>46255130
They're from the Mist Continent.

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>>46255141
Same difference

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A Gargoyle will not catch me, I won't go out into the dark of the night, I will always stay in well lit places, so a Gargoyle will never be able to make me into a plinth.

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>>46254895
>Mamono that think handholding is gross but grandma and grandson televised scored gaping is okay
Maybe I don't want the portals to open after all.

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Portals open but Mamono only date Japanese people and easterners and avoid all westerners and treat them like a plague since KC designed them to appeal to Japs alone in the first place. How mad would you be?

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Wrong way to propose to an oni
>Get on one knee
>Present the ring
>Ask her to marry you
Right way to propose to an oni
>Grab oni’s sakazuki
>Drink all the sake
>Demand a refill

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>>46255191
I'd kill you personally

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>get ambushed by loli sandworm
>grabs you up to your waist before running out of space inside her shell
>have to hold still for half an hour while she struggles to fit the rest of you down her throat
>finally gets you inside but there's no room to move

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>>46255191
Eh, we'll just learn magic from them and then open a portal to Monster Musume and Reviewers worlds and go enslave all the monster girls there for ourselves.

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>>46255199
Loli vore loli vore woo woo

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Someone needs to stop showing monsters J-dramas because the kabedon is not proper flirting

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>>46255173
I respect your opinion, but I disagree

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>>46254895
This reminds me of that strip of a Succubus covering her body because she was wearing too much clothing, the more they covered in public the more degenerate it was

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>>46255212
Kabedon her back
>But I’m too short
Doesn’t matter do it
>But she’s too strong
No monster can overpower genuine flirting attempts
>But my face would be in her tits
Suck her tits
>But she’d rape me
Rape her first

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>>46255191
I join the order

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>>46255191
Westoids don't deserve girls from material that they only butcher and try to destroy at every turn so this is okay.

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>>46255199
SPICE
MUST
FLOW

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>>46255334
KC said that the Japanese fans ask him about NTR more often than the western fans.

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>>46255347
And? Westoids want to remove loli, incest and harems from the setting and load it full of fagshit like yuri, troonism and whatever else they can to destroy it. The world would be a better place if everyone in the west died tomorrow.

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>>46253751
Wagging her tail like that, she's up to mischief. She's an ambush predator!

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Gonna be a bait posting night isn't it

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Monsters hate wh*te "people".

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I'm going to stand outside the Eros cathedral in MGC holding up a sign that says "Marriage = Tyranny"

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>>46255477
You’d be ridiculed as one of those “wife bad” people and then married by the nearest monster

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>>46255477
im gonna stand next to you with a sign that says "This Guy is Begging for Marriage Correction -->"

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>>46255477
>>46255488
I'm gonna stand next to these two holding up a sign that says "Sign" while wearing my shirt that says "Shirt"

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>>46255477
Immolate yourself too, it's trendy

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I'm gonna stand near the Pyrow hangout spot in MGC holding up a sign that says "Skibidi Toilet = Brainrot" and watch them seethe

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I'm gonna go to the Sabbath in MGC and hold up a sign that says "Big breasts are better"

[Anonymous No.]

Here you go anon, take this metal pipe and hold it as high as you can

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to stand outside the undead bar holding up a sign that says "Vampires Suck"

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>>46255514
>not convincing a baphomet to do it
rookie

[Anonymous No.]

beat elves but growing old and frail

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to hold up a free hugs sign like you used to see at some anime cons

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna wrestle down an ushi to brush tail

[Anonymous No.]

I can defeat a Bunyip.

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>>46255625
Not hard

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Bunyip sexo?

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>>46255719
you can't handle the 'yip

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>>46255719
Got petrol?

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>>46255719
I'm gonna stick my thumb up her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Can the guy who is being yan'd by the Yuki Onna please just accept it? It's cold as fuck outside and it's been snowing for hours. Take one for the team.

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>>46255790
not until we've got 2 feet of snow, I wanna build a fort

[Anonymous No.]

How do You tell a dark mage you want to date her?

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>>46255777
No, I want more yips

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>>46255790
Lucky you, here not even a single cm of snow this year.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true lilims cause inflation, milk to spoil early and use all hot water right before you shower?

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>>46255999
Lilim inflation...

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>>46255999
I live in a first world country so hot water is not limited. No Lims here

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>>46255999
The only bad things Lilims aren't responsible for are earthquakes, hailstorms, and whooping cough.

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So did the guy saying he was gonna do a alp story a few threads back finish it?

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>>46256007
>meet the commander of the monster army
>she's a lilim but she's also part fairy
>she starts giving a villainous speech which turns into a rant about how no one takes her seriously because of her tiny size
>maybe it's the boring speech or maybe it's the sheer amount of mamono mana radiating from her, but you feel an overwhelming urge to grab her off the table and use your cock to shut her up

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>>46255999
Are the fics about Druella that bad?

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>>46256117
Most fics starring Druella are written by people fixated on Fallen Maidens and how she's worse than Hitler, while fic writers who don't mind her tend to prefer to use their own Steelims instead.

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>>46255022
>tell me I'll never hear again
How did they tell you this if you can't hear? The Order lies to you!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

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>Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you touch my breast, fumbling in ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

Me telling the annoying Houri that keeps following me around that she will NEVER make my heart go doki doki for her, I HATE women and I HATE love!

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>>46256199
>I HATE women
Don't worry, she can help you too.

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What would Eros Malef be like?

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>>46256117
Theres a list somewhere of the shit thats happened to her.

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>>46256181
>Fallen Maidens
Truly MGE's greatest filter

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>>46256186
written on a paper, are you retarded?

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>>46256215
The better version

[Anonymous No.]

How am I supposed to farm monsters for drops when they’re all so sexy?

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>>46254650
Be careful, if you accept her offer she'll start seeing you as part of her hoard. She'll tell you she's just performing her duty, she might even tell herself that for a while, but deep down she's already thinking "he's MINE".

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>>46254650
Journey to where?
Looks like she's an sword user guess she will appreciate a heavy gunner watching her back

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>>46254650
No thanks, please leave me alone

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>>46255999
all that and worse

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>Hellhounds are unbeatable
>Hellhounds are indomitable
>Hellhounds are will destroy your pelvis
>Hellhounds only rape
Meanwhile hellhounds
https://files.catbox.moe/n2ktlq.jpg

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>>46256416
Imagine the absolute humiliation.
Not only the heckwan got raped, the rapist didn't even show the courtesy to fuck her properly and only used her thighs to jerk off.
Poor dog is going to be mentally scarred forever.

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>>46253751
defenseless hebi

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What happened if a mamono kill you accidentally but don't want to be caught for example a malef going too far?
if she burns the body you can't be raised back and no one will know

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>>46256227
Copied from archive and edited

IIRC Druella has, in no particular order from the crap ive seen
>Shot by numerous characters
>Tortured, wings clipped, horns broken and changers her name to get away from it all when freed
>Injured by bloodborne hunter leading to truama and a coma, as she only screams of her nighmares when awake.
>Powers/appearance sealed and brainwashed into thinking she's a order member
>Tortured and forced to swallow a bomb that activates when Elt and Kuro tries to save her, she used what little power she has to get them away be she explodes and the tower their in blowes up from another bomb. its then revealed same chapter that her DNA was used to make a lilim clone thats used to nutralise DE/revert corrpted monsters and incubi back to humans (Elt and the maidens are convinced not to feel sorry about her or Fran dying (also the the frist thing this clone gets to do is kill Kuro) (the clone later gets possesed by the chief god who uses it to go on a monster killing spree)
I'll add
>Beaten and poisoned, the DL personally having to extract her from a burning lescatie to save her istead of retaking the city. The heros mention that the the thing they infected her with is incurable, and the glot about druellas future suffering
>Beaten and convinced that the DLs a big liar, she was pushed over the edge when the DL disowned her for not killing the MC on site (yes i know and its retarded)

Druella is a fucking victim, I can count exactly ONE story with her as a hero (its kinda good too)

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>>46256611
Why do people use her as a punching bag?

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>>46256611
Maledomfags are a plague, they write this shit and want to be accepted here

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>>46256634
This isnt about maledom in the slightest
Or any -dom for that matter, half these stories MCs are bordeline asexual at best
And the one with the clone the MCs are a bunch of girls, one of the resists corruption becuase shes THAT MUCH not into sex

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>>46256656
Fuck off whiny fr*g

[Anonymous No.]

>>46256627
Because she gets more characterization than her mom.
>>46256656
I'm sure he was just baiting about maledom there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46256670
>getting your tism triggered again defending any of that >>46256611
Not sure you want to die on this hill.

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>>46256627
muh MGE is ackshually a dystopia something something humans will go extinct, muh monsters/incubi are just mindless sex machines *insert poorly understood canon statements taken out of context or outright fabrication while ignoring everything to the contrary in canon*
>>46256634
That doesn't have much to do with maledom. Most of the people who write this stuff don't seem to be even particularly interested in the sex.
It is either just plain edgelordery or people who can't stand the idea of humanity "losing"
>>46256656
I guess you could kind of stretch it with HFY but even so this more of a misplaced species based jingoism.

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>>46256627
The is no bigger threat with a face
Lilith only has the vague appearance given by the panacea, and the queen of hearts, firstborn lilim and fallen hero only have mentions, not true showings
As such, a city conquering princecess that uses everying from dark matter to roper seeds is the face of MGE, a symbol to point and call villain.
I would almost say she's like Origa if it wasnt for the fact that people more want to kill druella rather then fuck her into being a submissive pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46256611
>Destroy a human kingdom, rape everyone to send a message and disown every man in charge, replacing them with puppet or monsters
>People don't like you
Weird, really weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>46256702
I wouldn't call ot destroyed, the kingoms still functioning under druella, and the still consider Castor to me a ruler dipite his tine being more invested in traveling diplomacy (and fucking the queen-turned-foxgirl)

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>>46256711
>Not destroyed
Lol, lmao even
Yes a politic puppet showing a nice and useless human face to mock the order

[Anonymous No.]

So What if I just shot at the Lizard girl jocks with demon silver bullets, would they stop bulling me then?

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>>46256702
>>Destroy a human kingdom
What kingdom? I'm only aware of her taking over Lescatie, which was ruled over by corrupt nobles that used the rightful king as a puppet, had no regard for the lower classes to the point they pushed the kingdom to the brink of a civil war, and completely ignored issues of the heroes that were meant to be their ultimate defenders.

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>>46256634
>>46256670
>muh maledom out of nowhere
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46256738
They will either
>learn to vlock/dodge
>become masocists that tank bullets as they approach

[Anonymous No.]

>>46256739
Lies spreaded by monster propaganda to justify a violent and forceful invasion destroying million of lifes

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>>46256711
Wait what
When did the king get a name?

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>>46256765
World Guide Side II, I believe.

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It's funny that the only way you can actually make the Order bad in the setting is to make everyone in it somehow all be a comical saturday morning cartoon villain tier senselessly evil person at the same time and just write "uh yeah everyone goes with it because they just do mmkay", and then write the Chief God into being another "le west god and church le bad because bad". KC is a fucking talentless hack, trying to add a ton of worldbuilding into MGE to distract from the wish fulfillment stuff (the only stuff he needs to focus on btw) was the biggest mistake he ever made. That's why everyone calls it 'accidentally grimdark'.

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>>46256711
Castor means beaver in french. Is lescatie a pseudo Paris?

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>>46256656
Wasn't the clone one a crossover with Atelier, the jrpg series? And didn't the author get so mad at the last game (which was very well received by the fans as far as I know) that he deleted the story?

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I'm gonna write Druella a VERY strongly worded letter criticizing what she does to unwitting human settlements! I'll even write a return address so she can send me a hand-written apology!

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>>46256805
From what I remember, yes

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>>46256781
This. The politics shit was only added as pure filibustering to accentuate that the porn parts are a good thing, but why? Who needs that in a porn setting? Just write an actual fantasy novel if you want to do that, MGE should only be about the point of the series, monster girls and sex with them. I really don't care about any of the world guides, the encyclopedia entrees are the only thing that matter.

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>>46254245
Could I get cold, snowy Yeti hugs instead? Is Yeti-san going to give me a choice in the matter or just start hugging?

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>>46256781
>uh yeah everyone goes with it because they just do mmkay
Yeah, whoever came up with North Korea or other totalitarian regimes has no idea how the real world works.

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>>46256826
I didn't know North Korea enforced their regime with medieval swords and plate armored middle ages soldiers, and that in North Korea everyone is totally on board with the Il family and there's absolutely nobody who harbors any secret despondent thoughts of defiance towards it at all.

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>Are my methods unsound?

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Is there any one to be the "Villan" of MGE that isnt just the chief god?

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Druella deserves to be bully

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>>46256869
Druella

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>>46256869
Duke noscrim AKA "wilamaria's dad"
is fate post-invasion is known, but he seems to be a core of alot of the kingdoms fuckery

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>>46256751
Christ that's a terrifying idea.
>Had enough
>get a ASS-ult rifle from your local happy merchant and some demons silver bullets
>AP bullets ment to take down dragons
>Go to school
>Start shooting at the jocks
>Some try to dodge
>a few of them just start running towards you
>You keep shooting
>They keep running
>You unload everything into them
>Turns out all lizard girls truly are super masochists
>By the time they are infront of you, you're all out of bullets
>A trail of the mana and pussy juices are behind them
>They beg you to hurt them more

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>>46256854
>enforced their regime with medieval swords and plate armored middle ages soldiers
Because there were never any oppressive regimes before guns were invented.
>in North Korea everyone is totally on board with the Il family and there's absolutely nobody who harbors any secret despondent thoughts of defiance towards it at all.
Yeah, would be really weird if someone like Lescatie's heroes themselves or even the kingdom's princess had doubts about the Order before they even met Druella.

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I genuinely don't like Druella. Her whole character just makes my skin crawl.

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worth pointing out that some of the corruptions didnt involve druella
sasha for example simply joined the fallen

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>>46256908
>Duke Noscrim
Yeah I know Lescate was riddled with poverty, corruption and zealotism but what did this guy do in particular?

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>>46256611
>Tortured and forced to swallow a bomb that activates when Elt and Kuro tries to save her, she used what little power she has to get them away be she explodes and the tower their in blowes up from another bomb. its then revealed same chapter that her DNA was used to make a lilim clone thats used to nutralise DE/revert corrpted monsters and incubi back to humans (Elt and the maidens are convinced not to feel sorry about her or Fran dying (also the the frist thing this clone gets to do is kill Kuro) (the clone later gets possesed by the chief god who uses it to go on a monster killing spree)
This one is my favorite, peak autism.

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>>46256932
Given the circumstances I don't think he is arguing in good faith. Just look at some of the previous posts plus randomly insulting KC while obviously talking out of his ass. It smells like rotten potatoes.

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>>46256973
Eh, may as well have the record straight for any lurkers.

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Order good, druella bad

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https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1763104824646873532
I worry about his mental health at times

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>>46256932
Yeah, no medieval regimes have ever been overthrown before. Countries like France especially have definitely not experienced several revolutions in a row.

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>>46257013
The sword is good, vagina is evil.

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>>46257033
On Earth, every country experiences multiple revolutions in a row.

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Honestly I have no idea why KC just doesn't strait up retcon the order at this point. Seeing how it's both the worst thing possible but also nobody is at fault and there are no actual evil people in MGE (I do not understand why he decided that was a thing now but eh).
Like, if it's actually bad monster girls would just steamroll it. if it's not actually bad, then it just sort of exists and just stinks up the setting.

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>>46257033
So Lescatie could have experienced a violent revolution if Druella did nothing. Good we got that sorted out.

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>>46257013
I'm going to pat that fat purple cat.

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Blue skin? Insane acrobatic abilities? A sword that cuts through anything and deflects lasers?

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>>46257065
This is just like in my animes

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>>46257065
But has she been folded a gorillion times?

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>>46257019
>praising mesugakis and baphos as usual
That's the issue?

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>>46257050
It's probably only a "problem" in the English community. I doubt Japan has the same type of person that walks into a porn setting and starts salivating over the catholic church stand-in. The order exists to provide a narrative on why there are still ignorant men getting seduced and/or raped by monsters.

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>>46257050
>(I do not understand why he decided that was a thing now but eh)
Because KC is reactionary rather than a good writer. I love his girls but the more you poke at what he's written in the books vs his word on twitter the more you realize he's just winging it based on how he feels and what/who upset him recently.
To write what lescatie was like before monsters invaded and then turn around and say "ackchyually there are no evil people in mge" is George Lucas levels of retconning.

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The real villain of MGE isn't even the Order, it's human nature. Greed, fanaticism, corruption (the political kind, not KC's fetish), all things that make life shittier than it needs to be and get in the way of living it up with your waifu.
Stories where the protagonist wants to find a compromise between humans and monsters and the "compromise" turns out to be "mamono abandon everything that makes them mamono and fully adopt human society and behavior, humans don't change or learn anything because they're perfect just as they are" miss the point even harder than genocide fics.

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Who is the absolute loneliest monster?

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>>46257091
KC literally lets you pay him $5 on patreon to instantly retcon his lore. All you have to do is pose a question that's really critical of something specific in the setting and watch him flip flop to patch the leak up with a retcon on the fly. At this point he may as well not have an established setting, just say "this world exists and no NTR allowed" and that's it.

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>>46257081
Well, seeing how KC said he prefers the western community he still has to deal with that.
Just makes me question how bad the japs have to be in order for the westerns to be the preferable alternative.

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>>46257081
>English community
>starts salivating over the catholic church
Are you retarded?

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>>46257102
Your soon to be wife.

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>>46257116
>Well, seeing how KC said he prefers the western community
He has never said this. All he said is that they don't ask about NTR as much as Japs do. You are talking out of your ass.

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>>46257072
He's actually anti-mesugaki/brat and thinks it's a harsh term to call a girl you like

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>>46257102
her

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>>46257126
With how much that man hates NTR I just took it to mean "yeah, fuck those people"

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>>46257124
But I am nowhere near hagville?

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>>46257136
You think that giant summoning circle in the middle of town is just for show?
You either come to hagville willingly or you get warped there when someone finds a picture of you there.

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>>46257135
>I just took it to mean
cool so you admit you're talking out your ass

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>>46254962
>>46254969
>loli hellhounds
>dress slutty
>act slutty
>regularly make comments like "What are you going to do, rape me?"

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>>46257108
>At this point he may as well not have an established setting, just say "this world exists and no NTR allowed" and that's it.
Isn't that a long standing joke people have? How everything is allowed as long as you ask KC for it as long as it's not NTR?
I do remember several answers be9ing "it's not possible in any way... unless you want it since then magic will happen and it'll just work"

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>>46257159
Look, I'm not sure if it's talking out of my ass when he said he doesn't engage as much with the jap community anymore since they keep pestering him for NTR and that's why he's started to engage a lot more with the western community.

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>>46257108
>At this point he may as well not have an established setting, just say "this world exists and no NTR allowed" and that's it.
Unironically agree with this. The setting was always best when it was loose and had little info. Less holes in it, allowed for more creativity and it's no coincidence that mge used to get more art and stories back then.

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>>46257148
Oh no?!
I sure hope I don't get summoned into a precarious situation!

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>>46257177
>he said he doesn't engage as much with the jap community anymore
He never said that either.

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>>46254895
When people started these monster sports those kitsune lolibaba doujinshi immediately came to mind, with gaping, stretching, cumflation and impregnation. Imagine that but with every monster at all ages.
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:lbl

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>>46257200
Nobody asked, stop trying to force your shitty /d/ meme.

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>>46257180
Eh, curse of specificity.
When stuff is vague people will fill in the blanks and any contradictions and plotholes can just be answered with "we just don't know" and it works.
When you keep adding stuff and saying how stuff works, you can no longer do that. Problems become harder to ignore and plotholes can't be handwaved.
A lot of settings and stories suffer from this, but I think MGE suffers a lot since KC keeps adding in lore piece meal rather than as large chunks of stories that at least make sense internally. Kind of reminders me of how JK Rowling keep adding weird shit nobody asked for that made no sense to the harry potter universe

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>Mick crying about KC again
>on cue, /d/ shitposter tries to push his dead meme again
Amazing how these vermin always show up together, isnt it?

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>>46257050
>(I do not understand why he decided that was a thing now but eh).
It's the cookiecutter answer he gives towards any shitposting question about his setting. If you read any order fanfiction from here, you wil notice people often ignoring that "fact" and going for any type of tyranical order portrayal to have some kind of force fighting back.
You need to understand he just wants a setting where cute monstergirls rape men, without the usual disgusting stuff, but people tend to get on his nerves trying to insert stuff in bad faith, so he gives those answers.
As long as you understand the spirit of the setting and are writingin good faith, you can very much get away with an evil order.

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>>46257226
>/d/ shitposter
I'm pretty sure /d/ doesn't give a fuck about us. Blame the super cabal discord like everyone else you fag.

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>>46257231
>he just wants a setting where cute monstergirls rape men, without the usual disgusting stuff
Well yes, but that just makes me question even more why he doesn't delete the order.

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>>46257200
I want to see more of that Oni

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>everything I don't like is /d/
Jesus what happened to this place?

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>>46257250
Why would he. In his setting, the order is just a group of silly men that march towards the frontline to get raped by mgs. It's pretty much his bread and butter. I don't think the order is restrictive at all, and there are other human groups that have different relationships with mamono, yu you can pick your flavor or write a new one.
I kinda don't understand why you are so against it, so could you elaborate a bit more?

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>>46257280
>I kinda don't understand why you are so against it, so could you elaborate a bit more?
I'm not gonna write an essay on why I don't like them.
But in short, they don't really make sense. They are both too evil for the MGE setting yet not evil enough to actually be a thing that needs solving. They are far too weak and have been far to weak for centuries within the lore for anyone to take them seriously.
Again, if they are bad, MGs would fix them, if they are not bad, why are they here?

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>>46257311
>They are both too evil for the MGE setting
Evil people exist MGE to provide contrast and to show how mamonobanana is needed to fix things. Look up Merse's backstory and what kind of evil bitch her mother was.

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>>46257311
they're a relic of a former age meant for jobbing and corruption-bait

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>>46257311
It's a temporal thing. Eventually the order as it is currently depicted will either dissapear or be reduced to small fractions. Not every MG is enrolled in the "army"(read, rapemob), most people just want to live peacefully. Don't forget they have the back up of a goddess, and it might be the case that we haven't seen all of their strength.
Mamono aren't a cohesive group, nor are they a disciplined army. The world of the MGE is massive and there is a lot of stuff happening. Military conquest is only one of the many ways mamono take control of order territory. Conversion, political and economic manipulation, etc.
>if they are not bad, why are they here?
Why wouldn't they be there?The order is the main faction of humans. Zipangu and the Mist huamns are depicted as smaller in comparison. There is a reason we don't have a full map of the world.

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>>46257311
I take the view that they used to be a lot more competent but they slowly got brain drained or infiltrated over the centuries, maybe both.

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>>46256962
from what one can gather aboout the profiles
>had to have been in a high position for the princees to be chill with his daughter
>is the reason Elt was separated from wilamaria and Fran
>has control over both the church and branches of the military
>Had his own personal assassin (pic related)
its not much, butas far as a order aligned villain goes, hes the closest to it
Unfortunantly, like I said, his fate post invasion is unknown, but theres enoguht there for a villian in pre-invasion stories

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>>46257311
>have been far to weak for centuries
I wouldn't say as much. They survived against actual monsters for way longer. Monst likely the mamono aren't as big of a force and the humans aren't as weak as you are imagining it.

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>>46257382
Chimera is a little scary

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>>46257396
>(pic related)
Damn, that assasin is pretty good huh.

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>>46257200
And obviously all tournaments end up like this
https://exhentai.org/s/c9e6483934/2847134-18

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>>46257396
>>46257407
fucking whoops

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>>46257413
More like training camps and school festivals, I doubt that proper athletes smoke

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>>46257403
Monsters are scary in general
Very scary
Its why I stay inside to avoid monsters

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>>46257424
>I doubt that proper athletes smoke
You would be surprised

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>>46257396
Forgot to mention that he has a powerbase known as the "noscrim faction" using the kids of nobles that have joined the order
and he doesnt just have control over the church, he's the head preist.
also where did they get "duke" from? I dont see the name. the prokiles mention him as "priest noscrim" with no first name given.

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>>46256611
>exactly ONE story with her as a hero (its kinda good too)
Which one? I kinda wanna read it.

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>>46257424
Monster hags, grandmas and old monsters in general usually do

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Fat danuki hags

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Gazer & Lazer

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>>46257610
i wonder if gazer goo glows under UV lights

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>>46257610
Soul
Soulless

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>>46257610
Even turning into a Lich doesn't remove the smug expression.

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>>46257547
Faceless and hairy, as the manamo lord intended. Now if you don't mind, I'll follow my danuki boss into her office that can be sealed from the outside and converted into a bedroom for talks of a promotion to "thrust management leader"

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>>46257636
If only there was an Eros Gazer that's really positive and affectionate.

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>>46257663
and her signature attack, love love beam

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>>46257662
Imagine the bush...

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>>46257547
>lonely Danuki cake that spends her mornings watching the matchmaking league with a box of tissues and a bowl of ice cream
My favourite

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Human men making fun of lonely old hags for being pathetic virgin scum at their age (whilst also being virgin losers themselves)

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>>46257721
Yeah, well, what are they gonna do about it?

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>>46257736
get into drinking contests with said men. misery loves company

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>>46257736
fox at you

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>>46257765
That's just asking to wake up balls deep in a satisfied looking oni/satyros whose arm hold you can't escape from

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>>46257721
I can make fun of hags because I think they're actually beautiful and I've always been ugly, so they have no excuse for never scoring and I do.

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>>46257690
>Telling your tanuki boss she sucks at her job and should just give up to become your house wife

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>>46257801
>patheirc (former) virgin loser wizard anon gets to be lonely and miserable with a pathetic (former) virgin loser winegote
Good ending

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>>46257822
>>46257792

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>>46257690
>lonely Danuki cake that spends her mornings watching the matchmaking league with a box of tissues and a bowl of ice cream
So that's why I can ear those sobbing screams of "THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!" from the block, I guess that the favorite way for hags to start the morning

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There are whispers of a secret ultra yeti hag who kidnaps anons, puts them in present boxes with nothing but a ribbon on and places these boxes in front of lonely hags homes during christmas eve

[Anonymous No.]

Can I interest you in my obession?

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>>46257958
Sure, Hatter seems like a fun guy.

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>>46257958
I want to sink my fingers into that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>STR potion is just Creatine

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>>46257958
>Hatter is single
>To try and get her hitched, other monsters go out of their way to show how thicc she is
>Hatter doesn't really get why everyone is so focused on how large her ass is. Thinks it's just other people being mad.
hatter should be more bold and proud about how endowed she is

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>>46257958
I always want to spread monster butts and admire their buttholes

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>>46257958
Her sister in arms

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>>46258010
I want to pull that thong

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>>46257958
Pound hatter ass
Huff Hatter ass
Smell hatter ass
Plough hatter ass
Lick hatter ass
Slap hatter ass
Worship hatter ass
Eat hatter ass
Lay underneath hatter ass
Punish hatter ass
Sniff hatter ass
Rim hatter ass
Fuck hatter ass
Cum in hatter ass
Play with hatter ass
Mindbreak to hatter ass

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>>46258065
Gape Hatter ass

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Hatter cannot sit on your face and smother you if you just don't let her.

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>>46258065
pound cake

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>>46256611
Durellea tolerates child rape, enough said.

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>>46258010

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>>46258127
I'll get a Jinko to sit on my face instead.

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>>46258190
>>46258065
Miss Troll must stop going to Miss Hatter's tea parties and eating too many cakes.
Miss Hatter must stop eating the cakes that Miss Troll brings to her parties.

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>>46258207
Butt they get along so well...

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna defeat and rape lizard girls but I get too self conscious about my weapon size. It's only a short sword, what if they laugh at me?

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>>46258284
It's not about the size of the weapon anon, but the size of your confidence. They can't complain about your sword if they are moaning in defeat.

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>>46258239
I want to spread
https://files.catbox.moe/2lanp9.png

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>>46258302
But anon, i'm confident at all! How am I meant to when the lizard girl just told me to go home and play with my knives?

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Lizards also come in large assed varieties

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>>46258380
>Try to challenge a salamander
>She calls you knife boy
Might as well an hero yourself at that point.

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>>46258185
All monsters condone it

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>>46258406
It is a requirement for hip checking, and she is a master of all the martial arts

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>>46256627
Because she's the big bad? Much worse has happened to dumbledore and he isn't even the bad guy.

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>>46258646
Whats the worst youve seen him do/happen to him?

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>>46257126
>>46257116
Well, he did.
>>46257120
But oddly you'd think that all the english fans he actually engages with would love the order.
>>46257311
That's because they got retconned. The order used to be able to launch crusades that reached up to the gates of the demon lords palace. Now they exist as something between a factory for monsters that want to live out their "crazy religous husband" fantasy and an oppressive regime that monsters can easily destroy at any moment but don't because they don't care about the suffering of humans.

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>>46258646
To be fair dumbledore's in one of the more... special fandoms

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What do Monsters do about the misanthropes who hate themselves and humanity and spew nothing but defamation of their own species constantly?

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>>46258695
>happen to him
I think the care take dude sniped him in one fic IIRC
>Seen him do?
Rape a girl to fuel a evil ritual, his only regret being that he couldnt violate a boy for it
But fuck harry potter whats the worst you've seen the MONSTERS do in fanfic?

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>>46258185
It's not child rape, it's an advanced childhood friendship! How else is a loli Bogey supposed to confess her difficult feelings of love to her shota Anon who uses her as a cuddle pillow at night anyway?

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>>46258695
>intentionally gaslight a genuinely abused harry into giving up his free will to be a slave. Gets sent to azkaban and disowned by the personification of light magic for it
This is the one that stood out the most to me for both making a character evil and having him abandoned by his entire side. It's been years since I read that kind of fanfiction.
There's usually a lot of comuppance for using a school to mind control children too but it's usually a vehicle for slash between harry and voldemort.
At least when Druella gets accused of child rape it's actually canon and mge fanfiction has very little homosexual relationships even though everyone knows that gays beat the monsters through the power of a pure and unblemished love.

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Public sex with lizards.

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>>46258185
Well I don't think that's weird since they even host sports that involve sex in schools

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>>46258832
As an old man I want to go to the public sports day events monster schools hold. Must be a lot of spread holes in barely fitting uniforms on those days.

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>>46258832
Isn't that natural for a monster's development? the ones that don't participate usually end up as fat lonely Christmas cakes

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>>46258866
I assume most anons are going to end up with the wierdos so you're just describing your future wife.

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>>46258832
>>46258859
How many weeks has it been and your discord is still trying to force this garbage

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>>46258832
>Go to school sport event
>Get asked to help
>Say sure
>10 minutes later two JK girls are fighting over who can make you cum first

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>>46258832
I wonder how intense are training camps before sports day

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>>46258882
Man, I really want a story about a guy getting dropped off at a training camp from a week and having to find out just how monster sports work.

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>>46258877
>"Help me, help me!"
>"Ze monsters, dey are trying to tempt me!"
Someone tell these damn whores that they should only expose bare flesh to their fated soulmate!
I swear some of you guys must think every monster girl should be in a burka until they meet the man that will marry them.

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>>46258901
>how monster sports work.
They work like normal sports, unlike what a couple of crossboard discord shitters have been trying to force on the thread for the last couple of weeks by endlessly samefagging and circlejerking.

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>>46258912
>I swear some of you guys must think every monster girl should be in a burka until they meet the man that will marry them.
Awesome, a surprise wife. You won't even know her species until you exchange vows.

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>they're already up to the "muh puritans" argument, which anyone who's been here for any amount of time can instantly recognize as completely insane bullshit
Yeah it's the same raiders as before alright.

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>>46258935
I've seen post about lewd monster sport dating back years. Calm down.

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>>46258912
>Tism Wan in a trashbag waiting to pounce

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>>46258935
Didn't KC talk about how young monster girls pretend they're extremist and actually corrupt humans? Lewd storts is not a far way off.

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>>46258901
A guy that chose the wrong club by mistakw but it's forced to participate in the activities because he needs the credit to graduate, ends up finding her soulmate despite him being very tsun in the situation and become national champions in the process

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>>46259002
I can imagine a man in a cheerleading outfit being a feast for monster eyes but sucks to be him if it was any other sport. I'm sure at least a few would allow some good groping though.

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Wow child pornography is based KC is fucking ZASED
Child sex is Japanese culture in its purest form... I am so proud to be an otaku bros, those dumb w*sterners and their silly morals just try to ruin our fun when we appreciate anatomically accurate drawn child bodies (its okay because its drawn even though it references real life material okay)

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>>46258972
Back then it was just random jokes about monsters attacking the human contestants etc. What we have now is a coordinated effort coming in from off-board to undermine established thread culture. It's been over a week since they got exposed and threw the usual spamming tantrum, but you can tell they're still trying to force it and slip this bullshit into every conversation.

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>>46259073
The only tantrum I see is the ones calling "/d/ tier discord raid" and the ones that get incredibly mad for no reason

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>>46259073
I really don't think "sports, but lewd" is against thread culture. But you do you. I'm just happy to talk about monster girls doing cute and lewd things.

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>>46259073
You are right, screw /d/ shit. Let's talk about /trash/ stuff instead

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>>46259089
>The only tantrum I see
Funny you should say that, look at the post directly above mine and you can see the /trash/posters going mentally insane again.

>>46259133
>"sports, but lewd"
You forgot to mention the "also in disgusting /d/ ways" detail again.

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>>46257918
How does one find this secret hag Yeti community? Asking for a friend haha

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>>46259152
>look at the post directly above mine and you can see the /trash/posters going mentally insane again.
I usually ignore those posts that type like deranged outsiders or invent words, that is not the kind of posts that you on /jp/. If it doesn't at least communicate like a human being then it doesn't exists.

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>>46259147
I think the white hair is a spy

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>>46259073
You know, if it is a fucking raid I'd take them over shizos like you. At least they don't fucking whine for hours on end and actually talk about monster girls.

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>>46257050
Oh shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
The order is irrelevant and has always been irrelevant. They exist purely for corruption fetish shit. Nothing more. You fucking western trash are the only ones who care about it.

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>>46259147
>notices the center one
I wonder is there both the Queen of Hearts and Queen of Hearts trumpart?

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>>46259206
>4 fucking hours
Go back to your discord.

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>>46259218
I don't use distroon.
I'm telling you to talk about Monster girls. The entire point of this thread.

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>>46253751

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>>46259235
Then go back to whatever hole you crawled out of you troglodyte

[Anonymous No.]

How about a story where druella plays match maker but she dors it on hard mode
That is to say she does it whithout using monster stuff
Thats right the demon princess has gotta work with huma. Romance!

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>>46259248
No. You go back. Talk monster girls. Nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

Take a look at the deleted posts, the guy who made the completely insane post was the same one talking about gay HP fanfiction. Lol.

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>>46259274
Sorry to burst your buble anon, but sheriff janny simply wiped out a bunch of meta posts at once, including the one where someone complained about mick and /d/

[Anonymous No.]

So malef blood can fastrack turning women into dragons and can corrupted other dragons
The issue is like ushi onis, they have to bleed first

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, I might as well as well say it.
I want a genki, tsundere, ojousama, dommy-mommy, childhood friend (or sister), dark brave wight wife with blonde twintails and big boobs.

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>>46259308
Those previous ones were deleted hours ago, the ones I mentioned were just now.

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>>46259323
Well I don't want that, so you can't have it! Everyone must fit my desires exactly. And that's why only fit salamanders are allowed in this thread now.

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>>46259323
She sounds like she has split personalities.

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>>46258882
Not only that, but also the morning practice like in anime and clubs hours after school

[Anonymous No.]

>>46259333
I am weak to girls with white hair and dark skin. I don't wanna sin.

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>>46259380
I wanna join a salamanders dojo only to be told my first exercise is 10 standing thrusts into her daughter.

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>>46259310
>"You must be Anon's mother... have you ever thought about becoming a dragon?"

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>>46259380
>>46259439
Imagine the smell in that club room, when I practiced Judo the dojo always had that sweat stink and the obi wasn't allowed to get washed so it was also stinky, imagine how the matresses of monster sport clubs smell.

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>>46259481
Imagine the smell of a team club room that has Trolls and High Orcs

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>>46258185
So does the church.

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>>46259310
>heroes go to kill a malef
>her last laugh is her spurting blood corrupts the heroes sent to kill her
>the women rape the men and begin work on the ritual to resurrect her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46259439
Considering the martial prowess that Salamanders and Dragons have I bet that they are top athletes
https://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg

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>>46259594
>I am bleeding, making me the victor.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine choco southern belle momster gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46259481
>>46259518
There are showers though, and since they are MGs I bet the smell is really pleasant and arousing
Probably the smell of the room itself is a great advantage

[Anonymous No.]

any good haku pics as of late
also whats new around here

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>>46259648
We have the archive for a reason anon. You should probably check there.

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>>46259655
>>46259655
whats new around here? any good stuff been a couple week since i ve been here

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>>46259667
Plant girls

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>>46259667
We had a thread or two talking about the monster sex olympics. That was about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46259671
ah plant girls
now add some cute bees to them

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46259690
american kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>46259655
You can't put much trust in that archive to have everything.

[Anonymous No.]

So anything this thread has made you realise positivly?

[Anonymous No.]

Pat the cat.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46259616
Unisex shower, imagine a bunch of girls dropping soap in purpose in front of you

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[Anonymous No.]

I NEED A LIM TO PLANT HER ASS ON MY FACE NOW.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46259796
This but a Troll instead

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>>46259883
Evil shota hunting fox.

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sneak up on Miss Hatter while she's sipping tea and slap her fat ass and then run away. She won't catch me because she'll be too surprised and rubbing the sore spot on her bum.

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>>46259883
These foxes need to be mating pressed.

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>>46259929
I agree, oyakodon mating press

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[Anonymous No.]

Anatomically viable mermaids would most likely be fat. I mean, they're marine mammals.

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>>46260004
Who cares about how old they are? We love hags here.

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>>46260027

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>>46259984
We will take your terms into consideration.

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>>46260071
What is this?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46259310
blood magic is for chuuni

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>>46260080
please don't interact with the gacha spammer.

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>>46260082
there's a surprising amount of snakemu

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>>46259206
>You fucking western trash
Least obvious bunkerfag. Nobody actually cares about the Order past fa/tg/uys who confuse them for anything else other than pornographic Ginyu Force jabronis.

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>>46260080
Fooxing.

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>>46260098
No. I'm just not an burger person hence the "western" comment.

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>>46260004
There's a point to be made here. You want really retro, go talk to a centaur or mermaid or something; even using Carroll rather than the sexy version, wocks are brand new in comparison. Not as new and cool as Chesh who made an appearance in Roblox™ though. She's bussin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello, Tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>say hello to your new whitehorn neighbor
>she comes up to you and starts doing this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XBsoPnx2hSM

[Anonymous No.]

>>46260092
gacha posters are some of the best posters though. Half the images I get are from reverse searching gacha images and checking out the artist.
I think without the gacha posters we might be reduced to 99% mge images from the same artists over and over again. And nobody wants that to happen.

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>>46259918
I bet if I can get that thorax full of eggs, it will expose her weak spot. Then I can defeat her.

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>>46260166
You're really bad at pretending. You're spamming 99% of the gachawhores and other off topic trash by yourself.

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>>46260166
Start using a trip please, it will be easier to filter out your mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>46260178
You're just living in denial, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon girls have to try hard to look threatening

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>>46260178
I don't think there is a single off topic image posted all thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody post micked.png again so he'll pop another blood vessel.

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[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bully dragons on the internet for having a small tails. Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46260308
Big ones are a weak point.

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>>46260331
Delicious tail.

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>>46259783
After cub activities or practice I doubt that my penis can stand up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46259323
overprotective ojousama big sis is a blessed monster archetype

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[Anonymous No.]

>Wanna play some volleyball with us?

[Anonymous No.]

These hags are a fucking menace to society.
Centuries of unsated lust and repressed maternal instincts has led to an epidemic of these borderline feral monsters. The sheer scale of baby fever among this demographic is straining the foundations of our society. IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY to marry hags. IT IS YOUR MORAL DUTY repeatedly impregnate hags.

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>>46260405
I wonder who could be behind this post.

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>>46260405
She looks like she could be 60.

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>>46260460
It's mostly the makeup, but if 60 looked like that I'd go granny hunting.

>>46260405
Imagine a wife who makes you three offers you can't refuse on a nightly basis.

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>>46260405
Grandma please not now, my friends are waiting for me to log in

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[Anonymous No.]

Anon deserves 30,000,000 volts for his insolence of being single.

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>>46260405
On the other hand, evoutionary pressure has slowly but surely morphed into incredibly fertile beasts in need of mating. You need to understand that sexual repression is a core part of hags. Mamono mana ripens inside them and turns their bodies into baby factories as they get older. They subconciously use leftover magic to make themselves more desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

Young monster adventurers recquire higher level tutors. Preferably unmarried human males. For no reason in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

gonna tell a raiju that it's the volts that make you hard, not the amps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46260405
I'll just have dinner thanks

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>>46260541
>didn't make dinner
>water is suspiciously out despite there being no problem in the morning
I feel like my free will is being intruded on here.

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>>46260558
A dose of mamono mana will take care of any pesky self aware thoughts like that.
Of course you wanted her.

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[Anonymous No.]

Why is it so easy to get foxed? You see it happening all the time and very few people seem to be actually trying to resist it. What's their secret?

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>>46260331
>Call a dragons tail fat
>She starts crying

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>>46260613
Must be pheromones or something.

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>>46260613
Versatile and alluring. The foxes can fill many roles, and so there is probably at least one fox you would like. They have schemed and prepared this strategy for millenia to get a bigger cut of the husband pie after bullied for so long. Wether you want a perfect wife, a dominant leader or a crazy but fun travel companion, they have it all.

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>>46260649
The top two are top cute.

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>>46260405
Grandma I'm almost 40

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>>46260405
did i leave my door open again? I'd like some food then some fun

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>>46260405
Gap hag is desperate.

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>>46260765
i desire this hag as wife

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Unless you have the mind read spell you can rarely ever know if a Dormouse consented or not...
Oh who am I kidding, this is MGE. Her existence is consent!

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>>46260785
No, this is sparta. Into the pit.

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>>46260529
The way to deal with these annoying brats is to trick them into doing your chores so you can get some real adventuring done. They'll be too busy chopping firewood or doing your laundry to get in the way

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>>46260649
I am getting serious danger vibes from bottom right, I'll take two

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>>46260405
>>46260765
Why are they so powerful?

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>>46260819
Crazy foxes are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna become a serial pantry stealer so detective Demon Noir can try and catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

Picked this up yesterday, I'm about 1/3 of the way in and it's actually pretty good, Dirty Harry except instead of minorities in the police department it's Monstergirls. I'll let you guys know how it turns out.

(and before Femdomfag asks, I don't know yet, but the romance seems pretty vanilla so far)

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>>46260822
The equal forces of desperation between an anon and a hag cancel out, leaving the anon weak and pliable.

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>>46260802
I would've said the meme is older than me but the movie came out more than a year after I was born which surprised me

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>>46260826

[Anonymous No.]

Send help, the foxes have surrounded my home. It is day nine and I am starting to run low on supplies. They know I am almost out of food and have begun cooking ramen to try and break me. I wont let them win, I will never lose to foxes

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>>46260814
They're still going to contribute here and there, get levelups and become stronger. Over time, you'll find yourself proud of and horny for your pupil.

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>>46260831
It also leaves the monster weak and in need of something to care for. It's two weak individuals cumming--excuse me, coming together to make each other stronger. It's good stuff.

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>>46260890
There is a simple strategy to deal with that situation.
>step 1: Let the foxes in
>step 2: Be happy.

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>>46260924
Land lord says my rent is late

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>>46260928
Turn your landlord into a fox. Alternatively, turn his wife into a fox.

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>>46260613
they're, um, t-they're really pretty.

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>>46260937
That's an ambush.

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>>46260937
My man has no ass.

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>>46260937
Exhibiting shy behavior (ESPECIALLY as a young, virile male) in front of repressed hundred-year-old virgin hags is not a good idea. It crosses wires in their brains. They get their repressed romantic, sexual, and maternal desires all mixed up, and end up pushing ALL of them onto one person (you).

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>>46260613
makes a great family

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Paragons of mental stability, those foxes

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>>46260976
This is the future foxes want.
Chilling.

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>>46260996
foofy

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>Werewolves bite
>Werecats scratch
How do weresheeps infect human girls and them into more weresheep?

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>>46260996
This is half of a single litter.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for Ran's ultimate attack.

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>>46261023
if a girl falls asleep cuddling a weresheep she wakes up as one.
thousands have fallen to the comfortable, wooly menace.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best bait for a foxtrap?
>Ramen
>Tofu
>Sake
>Premium MofuCare Products
>Borgr

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>>46260959

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>>46261044
Any of those woud work, but it's best if you just use all of them at the same time.

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>>46261060
At that point it's just suspicious. It's plausible that somebody might accidently leave a plate of fried tofu or a bottle of premium sake under a big wooden box propped up by a stick, but more than one of those things is just not believable.

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>>46261044
(You) are the best bait. Just sit in front of the trap and watch the fox fall for it. Trust me, it works every time.

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>>46261060
>>46261074
Hold that thought guys, I just saw a pile of unopened gunpla below a big wooden box propped up by a stick, gonna grab them before anyone else can and get back to you guys.

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>>46261074
Quite the opposite anon. You just invite the fox on a date in a traditional jap restaurant with sauna included where you brush her tail at the end. It's an offer she cannot refuse.

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>>46261089
>sit in the trap
>fox follows you into the trap
>trap triggers
>you are now alone with the fox without a way to get out
you're right. this is a good idea.

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>>46261044
>Sake
>An oni willfully takes your bait
>She dares you to say anything

[Anonymous No.]

Malefs would be friends with shinzo abe

[Anonymous No.]

New dress code in Dragonia is here
>Unmarried dragons must be nude
>Unmarried humans must be nude

[Anonymous No.]

hag demons!
hag demons who slip extra clauses into your contract!
hag demon wife who informs you have to submit to being breastfed and are legally obligated to call her 'mommy', even if you're in front of friends or family!
don't worry - if you get embarrassed, she'll let you hide your face in her chest.

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>>46261229
Guess I'm not leaving my hotel room anymore

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>>46261229
... Did the (single) Queen Deonora pass this law?

[Anonymous No.]

I will never fall to... o-older monsters...

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>>46261229
>Wear clothing and a ring
>put fake mana marker on myself
>have counterfeit marriage papers ready at home for whenever authorities ask
Perfect. Now i can be forever single without having to worry about mamono for the rest of m life. Peace and comfort here i come.

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>>46261244
dragonnewt maid bait

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>>46261229
No one wants to see my gross manboobs.

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>>46261264
You know being this obstinate about it just means you're going to get a 'whoops I fell penis-first onto a naked mamono'-type marriage instead of one with actual courting and romance, right?

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>>46261272
DOn't be silly anon. How am i going to fall dick first int a wet and ready mamono pussy if i'm always clothed?

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>>46261265
I did not order room service!

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>>46261260
You already have.

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>>46261287
Dragonewts instinctively know when a man needs service.

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>>46261281
Freak wardrobe accident involving a runaway car, two porters moving a pane of glass across a busy street, and a canister of improbably placed flouroantimonic acid.

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>>46261310
It's a wellness check, anon. After all, you haven't been seen leaving your room for almost twenty minutes. What if something happened?

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>>46261272
>accidentally falling onto the dick.
60% of cait marriages happen this way. Its not like they all want to get married to cat haters but they're clumsy creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is deonora still single anyway?

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>>46261334
for the amusement/masturbatory fantasies of the reader.

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>>46261348
She didn't deserve this...

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>>46261355
Maybe not but it sure is fun to shitpost about

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>>46261334
She challenges all men to single combat to prove they can ride her. After a thousand years of trying all she has is a trail of bodies and eventually men just stopped trying to fight her.

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>>46258882
Probably quite intense, specially if they have ex-champions as trainers or well payed monster coaches, for example:
>old Hellhound gaping champion, several tournament wins in various disciplines now is the coach of a local school
>very strict during practice and always participates to show better results
>"come on I'm here t make champions!"
>"William I can barely see you moving your hips! you have to work that hole to see results"
>"Agatha let me see that ass for a second... You're a Troll so you have the advantage in this field, I can barely fit 3 fingers sweetheart, that is for amateur tournaments not the local college league, I want to see four at least fitting inside at he end of the camp"
>"Ranny I can see you mounting Hector so slow that he got flaccid, yes I can see it despite you covering with your fat raccoon tail. Lend me Hector for a second and let me show you how it's done"
>after the session with the gap couples she blows her whistle and takes out a measuring tape
>"alright couples for cumflation the break is over, I want to see you all reach the desired volume, after that run some laps for cardio and to the showers"
And goes like that during camps, obviously parents are free to accompany their children to lesser their burden and reassure them.

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Thats it!
I'm gonna propose to Deonora!
While naked!
And I'm sure no dragon hags will grab me along the way!

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>>46261374
>so slow that he got flaccid, yes I can see it despite you covering with your fat raccoon tail
kek. Loli monsters sucking at arousing men is a funny idea.

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>>46261234
that's not- that's not allowed... demons couldn't do something like that to you, could they?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, dragons are always the right choice.

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>>46261374
Being taught sex by a very old monster is extremely arousing

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>>46261234
I'll sign but only if she promises to keep me warm and safe at all times

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>>46260405
Bros…. They’re too powerful…
Brown fox girls… It’s too late for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna pro pose to the dhampir.
She's gonna be so impresed by my professional posing. She'll think it so cool and superhero-like!

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[Anonymous No.]

Wurm has been alerted to this unexpected turn of events... and she will react accordingly.
how do you proceed?

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>>46261334
She hasn't called ( You ) a mere male mammal yet.

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>>46261496
She can't fool me, I know she is plotting something.

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>>46261503
What events?

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>>46261444
Never ask a human supremacist what species his wife is

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>>46261444
>only 2

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>>46261584
Shoulda married a manticore. They output babies like scorpions! EN MASSE.

[Anonymous No.]

You should impregnate a dragon right now.

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>>46261530
unexpected turning events that are of GREAT interest to wurm...

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>>46261603
Only if I can roast her juicy tail over a fire every time it grows back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261608
I cannot act without context, so I opt to ignore the wurm

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46260405
>>46260463
>>46260613
>>46260643
>>46260649
>>46260655
>>46260826
>>46260843
>>46260937
>>46260960
>>46260976
>>46260992
>>46260996
>>46261044
>>46261074
>>46261301
>>46261444
>>46261496

I will NOT fluff the tail of a fox
I will NOT hold hands with a fox
I will NOT marry a fox
I will NOT impregnate a fox
I will NOT raise a family with a fox

THIS IS A COORDINATED PSY-OP. All of these posts were made by paid shills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261616
Fair enough... but your choice to ignore this dilema will have wurm related consequences...
did you make the right choice? only time will tell wurm...

[Anonymous No.]

I will the fox, but only if she is old

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261627
My home is on the second floor so it is wurm-proof

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>>46261625
but will you rub her ears?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to drive a golf cart with an attached trailer into the local Monster Girl high school and dump two hundred pounds of fresh fries in the gym before making my getaway. That'll show those delinquent jocks on the Monsterball team for calling me a geezer. I'm 30! I'm not a geezer!

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>>46261634
I'd like proof of wurm

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>>46261625
>All of these posts were made by paid shills.
I wish i was getting paid by a secret mofu society, anon, but no. No cabal of foxes i can be a good boy to and get a cute fox hag wife as a reward to my insidious and constant prpaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261374
>Danukis are bad at sex
More news at 11

[Anonymous No.]

Do Malefs treat Dragonnewts more like daughters or servants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261661
Daughters for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261661
Slaves. Oftentimes the dragonenewts will rise up and overthrow the malef and establish a moderately evil dragon kingdom.

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>>46261625
You WILL impregnate a fox
You WILL impregnate a fox again
You WILL impregnate a fox again
You WILL impregnate a fox again
You WILL impregnate a fox again
You WILL impregnate a fox again
You WILL impregnate a fox again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261640
>I wish i was getting paid by a secret mofu society, anon
patience, soon every anon who spreads the good word will have their fox wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261661
i don't think either sounds right

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261678
Eh. Not enough legs. And lots of mamono have mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261661
wingwomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261640
1 mofu

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>>46261661
Did you ever play the game overlord on the 360? I picture it's like how the minions are treated in that game only a kinder

[Anonymous No.]

Real fox hours.

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>>46261674
>You WILL impregnate a fox
wish I could

[Anonymous No.]

That's it, the foxes have gotten out of control I'm calling animal control to clean this mess up and contain this threat.

[Anonymous No.]

What app is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261700
mofu overdose

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>>46261635
you can trust the pink ones

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>>46261661
Minions.

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>>46261721
You can't trust any fox, even the pink ones, ESPECIALLY the pink ones.
I swear it's like everyone has forgotten they are trickster spirits

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>>46261738
The biggest trick the fox played was convincing you to get her all those late night burgers and shakes. If only her cardiologist agreed!

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Dragon is not racist. She has statistics to prove that dragons are inherently superior to humans. They're in her bedroom if you want to see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261640
>>46261674
>>46261678
>>46261704

FOOLS. THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU.
They’ll show you pictures of your cute future wife, but what they don’t tell you is that you’ll also have to marry her 400 year old shut-in great-grandaunt. BOTH will expect children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261761
i can fix them

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, there's a lot of fox and dragon posting going on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>dragons and foxes again
just need elfposting and we've got the trifecta of ancient, dusty hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261761
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261771
Don't forget the baphos. Those are some of the oldest monsters around

[Anonymous No.]

>>46254646
need yan kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261771
Lef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261771

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261771
there is no elf hag, only elf (ripe)

[Anonymous No.]

Old dusty hags are the best
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

[Anonymous No.]

Childhood friend foxes are the most dangerous, you were doomed ever since you moved to the new city as a young lad and just so happened to land next door to a family of foxes who just so happened to have a daughter around (your) age.

[Anonymous No.]

Shelf the elf
Box the fox
put-the-bag-on the dragon

Get a succ instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261738
Pink is the color of eros, they would not be allowed to be pink if they did not have eros's favor. I'll trust a god's judgment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261844
>Their daughter is 28 years old
Yeah... yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261887
why, not even a half century difference. barely a blink of an eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261844
>Childhood friend
> moved to the new city as a young lad
anon..... we're not young anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261844
>Tfw no slightly older childhood friend foxwife that constantly teases you for marrying an older woman despite only being a few months older than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261898
Humans deteriorate super fast once they hit 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261844
Childhood friend Yuki-Onna makes sure you'll never escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261912
so you agree, then. best to get a head start

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261918
What I mean is it's too late already

[Anonymous No.]

give me a W (w!)
give me a U (u!)
give me a R (r!)
give me a M (m!)
what does that spell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261944
That can only be taco. Ocelomeh are near.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261661
Loyal subjects, no different than any other citizen that lives under the benevolent yoke of the evil dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261912
It just takes some effort now, exercise three times a week, watch your calories and you're in better shape than most people even in your 30's

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261951
>hear evil dragon propaganda about how it's all very normal
>fall for it
>move to evil dragon kingdom
>get newted
>first thing you hear is the malef shouting at you
>"GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK THAT COCK OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL!!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261977
alas, it was impossible. save me mamano mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261981
Are you implying the malef is a futa with a fat cock? If so, I'll book a one way ticket straight to dragonia and get myself a futa mommy dragon wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261981
I am already married to a very sweet but rapey Hellhound, that said I wouldn't mind moving to Malef's kingdom, though I am nervous about what draconic blood would do to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261988
I wasn't but it sounds pretty good to me. A real spin on why other dragons call them evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261999
More liek a real DICKSPIN, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261988
Take your mental illness back to >>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261374
>next day on the training camp
>"alright girls keep that energy up, we still have ways to improve our game"
>"Ah Stella, as expected of a Kitsune from a noble family, fours fingers and now you are so tight that you could slice my fingers off, that's pure talent or maybe you practised before?"
>"Maria, I know that you are very overprotective of your younger brother but he will have to find her someone special someday, also if you keep hugging him so hard with your tail you will get scale marks all over his body, even for a Hebi that's too much you silly girl"
>"every single year I have to deal with brocons and clingy aunts"
>"but you miss Adriana, I know that you are a high rank in the Sabbath party and a very ancient Baphometh, but you grandson can get breastfed while you two are training or during tournaments! he wants to become an athlete and all those calories will slow him down plus the soothing effect of your milk is making him sleepy! he can't become a top contender like this"
>"you are indeed very talented miss Adriana and this team can learn one thing or two from you, but please if you want to become pregnant don't do that while we are on camp like last year! wait for the tournament and specially on the finals, even if we don't win we can get the extra funding for the school for the pregnancy prices"
>"that last thing goes for all of you girl so put an extra effort on that on the tournament!"
All the team end up with a loud "YEAAAH!" and continue the training.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262043
>replying to yourself from over 2 hours ago
>after replying to raid discord spam from 7 hours ago
Very high quality and good faith posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262043
Bapho grandmas are dangerous and have too many connections

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262052
I just had another idea, is that so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262043
>baphomet keeps sneaking into the school competition
>cruising to try pick up a genuine shota husband in the pairs competitions
>she once got really close to nabbing one
>but teachers figured it out when she was on her knees, spreading herself out for that prime shota cock and a trail of dust and cobwebs flowed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262061
It is when it belongs to /trash/, along with the rest of your friends who've been spamming it for the last week.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's a flying cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261988
>>46261999
Fuck off you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262069
It isn't /trash/ though

[Anonymous No.]

Learning to parry Miss Cupid's arrows!

[Anonymous No.]

If baphomet has the best pussy and ghoul has the best mouth, then which monster has the best anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262148
Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262148
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262148
Analnubis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody told me that you had a girlfriend that looked like a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262148
Hatter
Mino although it's a bit smelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262148
Anusbis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46260765

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL read Ms. Anubis’s OC donut steel
You WILL tell her you love it
You WILL make your OC who gets married to her OC
You WILL get married IRL as well
No you CANNOT stop this

[Anonymous No.]

Pinus.

[Anonymous No.]

Zoomer fox knows what men like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262148
The answer is pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>46260765
id rather he shikigami to be honest desu

[Anonymous No.]

>mge thread
>96% is non mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46260765
I would gladly go balls deep and gape the gap hag

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dark mage who can do gandalf pipe smoke tricks.
A nurarihyon is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262244
needs more fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262244
>96% of the 96% spammed by the same couple crossboarders

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262260
gee, i wonder who could've tried to elicit that obvious observation from you

[Anonymous No.]

Could an ogre beat an ushi oni in a test of strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262278
is the ogre allowed to bring a massive glass in over her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>chesh loli walks up to me snickering in the neighborhood, hiding the paper of jokes she's written down behind her back
>"Hey mister, wanna hear a joke?"
>stare at her blankly and raise my eyebrow
>"If I make you laugh, you gotta marry me when I grow up, deal?"
>tell her sure, if she can make me laugh
>she gulps and quickly looks back at her sheet to keep the joke memorized then looks back at me
>"S-So, do you know why the Bunyip went to the gas station?"
>I know where this racist bunyip aboriginal gas huffing junk "joke" is going
>tell her that her jokes suck
>"E-eh?! B-But you didn't even let me finish..."
>tell her she'll never be funny
>tell her she'll never be the comedian she wants to be, and like all Cheshires, she'll just be dreadfully vapid forever and everyone will hate her and her awful sense of humor
>"H-hey...! Th-That's not nice to say!"
>grab the chesh loli's joke sheet from her
>"H-H-Hey! G-Give that back!"
>start reading her terrible jokes
>just a bunch of absurdist crap that uses racism as a punchline
>tell her that a despicable little racist like her is never getting a bigger audience than a wall, and that the real joke is her thinking she ever had a chance
>rip the little racist's joke sheet up while she cries and weakly pounds at my leg with her fist before she jumps up trying to grab the little bits of her torn up joke sheet
>loli chesh collapses on the ground clutching her torn up joke sheet crying so hard her makeup is coming off
>tell the little racist shit to go kill herself, and to make it extra amusing so people will actually laugh at her for once before I walk off to go back to my apartment, she just teleports away in shame
Fucking racist Cheshires man, they never learn. She's lucky I didn't punch her. Fuck racism man, every racist deserves to get punched in the face. I hope that Chesh gets ran over or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262278
is a guy watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262244
Threads change in reaction to content droughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262316
i don't know why you bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262258

[Anonymous No.]

Which way human man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262361
Which one smells better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262322
Nothing in the thread has changed, apart from you flooding every thread with dozens of images of chinese gacha slop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262367
Probably the vintage one

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262367
vintage smells like sweat
modern smells like sweat and cheetos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262361
Left one has better fashion sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262369
That's not true!
Some of it is Korean gacha slop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262361
Every path and every trail.
So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262367
you can't just ask monsters if they smell good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262369
There is one mge profile released every three months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262399
This anon is right you don't ask and just give them a sniff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262409
do not sniff chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262399
then why did they add scratch and sniff technology to womb tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262361
Lets see, the mom or the daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262416
I will sniff chesh. I bet she wears bad perfume

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262244
I mean its a monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262167
Very cute, source?

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically want to become an Alp so I can live life on easy mode like all girls do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262462
https://twitter.com/Setzeri/status/1760348522342138087/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262416
cheshire doesn't shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262471
Thanks. His stuff is great.

[Anonymous No.]

Sing us a song, Miss Banshee!

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will not make me abandon or turn away from Christ our king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262490
there once was a lim from nantucket

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262485
We know, he's an old /a/ and /jp/ resident

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261816
dunmeshi has lots of good elves

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will not make me abandon Buddha or stay my path achieving nirvana.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm betraying all of you immediately for monsters and expect you to do the same

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will conform to Sharia or taste the sword of Jihad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will abandon hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262527
any monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262490
If she sings either Piano Man or Under Pressure then I'm taking her home.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that unmarried Krampuses hibernate very long throughout the year waiting for winter. I stumbled across a Krampus' hideout the other day. I'm gonna sneak in and molest her while she's asleep and she'll be so deep in hibernation she won't even be able to react or fight back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262571
nutritious and abundant goat milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262571
>I heard that unmarried Krampuses hibernate very long throughout the year waiting for winter.
Anon, did the person who told you this happen to be a very tall figure with hooved feet and horns wearing groucho glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262578
You can get that from the Sabbath, you just need to ask

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wolf Girl domestication, 15,000 BC.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262723
There's something weird about this goat

[Anonymous No.]

Even if I got lost in Wonderland, I would refuse Chesh's help. I'm a smart man, so I can easily navigate my way out! It's probably not that hard to do!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262827
i dont care how sexy my demon boss is
i will NOT work overtime

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262852
I only use art tools made by monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46261678
Is there an underground eel society? At least an underwater one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262825
She looks hungry, I think I will see if she wants part of my sammich.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>enter thread
>70% of images are gacha slop, /vg/ reaction images, furshit, or gay fotm elf
>all this between obvious concern trolling over how MGE is stinky bad stuff and how we should all just forget about it or the most obvious crossboarders in the world posting like they know fuckall about these threads
>this has gone on for over a year now
Is the only way to make janitors to get off their asses now is by posting the nigger word?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262943
I think they've given up in hopes that we'll fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the manager weresheep.
She'll know if you've been staying up too late before work and will ensure you're re-energized with a mandatory nap.
Some assistance may even be granted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262963
>Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
I'll burn down whatever I please.

[Anonymous No.]

The foxes have breached sectors seven through twelve, and we've completely lost contact wth sector six, I think this might be the end lads, it was a pleasure serving with y

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262983
This is what happens when you don't practice your self-defense techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262985
need cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262987
Fuck back to /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262778
Blueberry milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262361
I just hope the right one has nice arms and abs under that hoodie too.

[Anonymous No.]

wheres the dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263098
They're all around us. We're surrounded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263098
What would Hebi do if I slapped her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263146
savor the handprint

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263146
Cum a little because you touched her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263146
increase in the yan lvl
>slap agai-
she intercepts and starts smooching you

[Anonymous No.]

It's hip to fuck bees

[Anonymous No.]

>"War and conflict is bad, yes... Bad it is always, inevitable."

[Anonymous No.]

Nooooo Hebi don't eat me don't do it noooo-mmmphhhh!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263210
big bee butts

[Anonymous No.]

If a Hebi comes after me I'll hold a knife to my throat and tell her to back off or else I'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263220
I'd be leaving out all the sugar I could and cultivating a massive flower bed for bees like that

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263297
A perfectly ordinary life with a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263304
The wedding ring in the pic makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46253751
Liars!

You all said the Day of the Portals would be peaceful. Care to explain!?

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered the out of shape Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263344
Fat batcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263344
I proceed to make my escape at a slight job

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263350
slight jog
I should probably go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263344
She looks very immobile. I will pounce her instead of the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263344
Fool, she is simply optimized for reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263344
Hmmm come back when you're a little... Fitter

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263502
and thats a good thing!

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Lich's face when I remind her that her ovaries are just as dead as her body is so she will NEVER be able to have kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263517
>he wants to destroy this face
contrary to popular belief, undead ovaries are actually 200% fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263506
Poor Miss Banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263530
Proof??? You don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263537
i sure do
she writes the studies

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone is asleep so nobody will notices the foxes sneaking in

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263623
fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263530
Ok but can she build models without gluing her fingers or drinking a little bit of wood glue?
I can't, please send help

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hahaha! Go on a date? With you? You're just a lowly, pathetic human. I am a Princess of the undead kingdom, you are not worthy to ask me out. Try again when you're a little richer."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263705
This is why if you want a Wight you should get a Zombie first, you get to create your own Wight with whatever fetishes and personality you want. Wightcels stay mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263705
I see, time to leave undead town for greener pastures. I heard that winter town is recruiting guards

[Anonymous No.]

Is arson punished in MGC? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

How do you escape from MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263786
The punishment for setting a monsters heart on fire is pretty severe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263905
just take the train out? there's usually one ever half hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263912
I can't, cops will catch me. They noticed the smoke and almost got me. I'm posting from the sewers but I can hear squeak squeak in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263927
>hear squeak squeak in the dark.
your clearly in the underground, not the sewers anon, maybe you should ask a wurm for directions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46264016
Rats, they are a lot of rats down there. Fire keeps them at bay but it's a maze. I can hear them squiring around and laughing. I don't see any wurms, just rodents and their shiny yellow eyes, sometimes they hide in black goo

[Anonymous No.]

You have to impregnate all of the orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46264389
That's a lot of bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be embraced by the big soft paws of a Yeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263705
This Wight needs to be raped and raped hard, ending with a mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46264623
Anon, why are you rewarding her for bad behaviour

[Anonymous No.]

Any girl with shark teeth will swoosh me of my feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265047
>Genki Yeti with shark teeth.
I want this and I want it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human muscle woman stare

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265040
I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46264389
Make the high orc submit by biting her ear while pulling her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265047
God same

[Anonymous No.]

Make a tv show about a kunoichi having trouble with seducing anon, dealing with the modern world
I miss cheesy tv show like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263537
>Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265047
what about an actual shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265265
every now and agian the idea for a lizardman/salamander buddy cop sitcom comers around

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262201
My OC could beat yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46262201
>Edgy Anubis skinning people
KYS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265105
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
>Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265265
>kunoichi wife make you were a blindfold when she kisses you so you can't see her face.
>her face is extremely red

[Anonymous No.]

To wurm? Don't you mean, to whurmst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265770
Wurmie needs remedial English lessons...

[Anonymous No.]

To whurmstever it concerns...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265770
>wurm saying this to a barely restrained english teacher haku
>She taught whomst but she adds wurm to such words
>even after serveal reprimidals

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bully a vampire by sneaking my blood and garlic into her food without her knowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265932
>>46265851
>Top of the Wurming to you Haku!
>I can see that, wurmever have you considered this?
>Whurmst are you referring to?
>If that is true, then this would also be wurmso facto true

[Anonymous No.]

>>46263713
Are wights that you make yourself loyal?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Smokers are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46265936
That's what they mean by "putting love into your cooking"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266020
Fuck off, it's tradition

[Anonymous No.]

Everything is gonna be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266100
So is wife beating. Some traditions need to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266110
Meh, Ryona is ok too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266091
Huh, I thought that was cum.
I wonder if vampires like blood and cum cocktails. Gonna give a vampire that and then run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266110
Wife beating is not a tradition and is illegal, unlike drinking and smoking after a hard day of work. If you don't like fine but don't try to force your view on others

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266180
>If you don't like fine but don't try to force your view on others
>Fuck off, it's tradition
Eat your own fucking words you absolute clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266188
You're the one who want to force a new rules on other. So yes fuck off, go in a smoke free area, cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266203
Eat your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266209
>Smokers are disgusting.
So what does it mean when you said that? You don't want a change? It's just an insult for free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266226
Someone having opinions in MY thread? Outrageous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266239
Someone calling me out for being a faggot in MY thread? Outrageous

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266252
Eat my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266258
T. Brainless cat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Snep

[Anonymous No.]

Can that one paladin's purple cat relic give me a blessing? I need inspiration for puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266322
Are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266344
What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266368
Jail after a prank going too far

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be a failing magic student with a tsundere mage senpai that insists on tutoring you and claims she is only doing it because she felt sorry for you but hangs around you every day as much as possible

[Anonymous No.]

Mages are just cosplayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266404
>she is only doing it because she felt sorry for you
I would leave and never seen again after 3 days of this humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

Brushing off onis and jinkos at the gym by telling them that I'm working out to dominate my childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>dogs too dumb
>foxes too sly
marry a coyote

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266463
>they smell a rat when you never show them a picture of her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266484
You will be fixed for your insolence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266484
If you marry a 'yote, make sure to give your child a bone to chew or they'll have a weak jaw.
for real tho there was a study about baby coyotes jaw development as pups being related to having to chew harder things, and it makes me wonder about human children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266442
that is only what she claims and she isn't going to let you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266011
god, smoking is so hot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Getting groceries in hagville is the worst
No I am NOT LOST

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266515
Don't care, I don't want to marry someone who treat me like shit, she can go with another faggot. I'm out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266605
why did you bother engaging with the comment then, you miserable old man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266597
Are you sure? It is alright, no one will make fun of you. You can trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266597
If you're not a hag why are you their? You must be lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266693
t-that's not fair... monsters can't go around saying things like that to grown men...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266745
Housing there is extremely cheap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266597
Does your mother know that you're out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266597
I know man, I keep telling them I'm a 30 year old adult and they just pat my head and say shit like "my what a big boy you are".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266750
Whore
>>46266675
You answered your own question, cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266750
do you think that maybe there's a reason that 'bachelor' housing turnover is so high?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Hagsville has an official sports team

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266870
I hear they've got a great beer league hockey team. You should try out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266870
I doubt that would be fair since most world champions end up there eventually

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266806
I'm not gonna move out, its all I can afford
Even if valentines turns the whole neighborhood into a horror stealth game

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267028
mission: drop off your rent check
objective: survive

[Anonymous No.]

Burger fairy.

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>>46267038
>calender turns over to the 14th
>hear what can only be described as a cacophony of shrieks, wails and crying
>its still dark out, even in the middle of the day somehow
>can only see glowing eyes with vision cones

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267038
I was going to make a quip about no one using checks anymore, but it's Hagville, so...

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all central banks in the hands of Danuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267066
Gas mask is required for this mission

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Just found this in my mg image folder, looks like it was drawn by Nav. I really want to fuck a loli Banshee now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267255
It's truly a shane that we also lost Nav, I really liked when he dropped rough sketches of our dumb ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267066
>a big heart in the sky eclipses the sun
>a thick haze of pink fog settles over the city
eros really knows how to set the mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267177
W-why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267068
God being a cashier in that town must suck if they're all writing checks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266870
There's a team of meaty cheerleaders.

[Anonymous No.]

If Eros wants me to love, she's gonna have to come over here and show me how herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267503
>she does an educational puppet show
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267503
Can a goddess fracture herself and actually marry every dude that says this or is it just one of those ways to get one over on the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267503
Eros was busy so they sent mara instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267558
>puppet show
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Its just embarrassing to look at

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267497
Now that's interesting, I wonder how the cheerleaders and midtime events are in monster gaping or other monster sports

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267484
At least they won't try to show you any pictures of their grandkids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267558
And she brought her youngest Cupids to watch together with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267663
Deliberately bouncing breasts and more than a few of the cheerleaders kissing each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267695
And does anon have to practice kissing with each of those little loli angels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267636
>but you're a monster- we shouldn't!
>no it's fine though
>well, alright
followed by 2 hours of her mashing the puppets together

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267690
I think I'd prefer that because then I'd know I'm safe unless they were fake grandkids the entire time and it was all an elaborate plot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267740
>She adopted a son
>Somehow avoids the Oedipus end
>She shows you a picture of a young man and woman with happy monster babies, you assume the woman is her "child," but she's not
>Your guard is now lowered and you'll be even weaker against being HAGGED
I bet you'd even help her out to her car, you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

You think I can make a killing selling fake grandkid pics to hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267663
>gaping
fuck off back to /d/ vermin

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there fur everywhere, all over my stuff and clogging the shower drain? Also, who bought all these expensive shampoos and conditioners and why are they in my shower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267915
these things happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267915
FOXED

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267915
Just be happy a weresheep didn't move in

[Anonymous No.]

Through vile magic, I have merged two monster species into one!
A Jubjub and a Yeti!
You will learn to fear the Snugglejubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267850
>grandkid pics
For some reason I imagined monster grandmas taking pictures with their grandsons like that meme of the guy all drained up and the girl sitting in the best next to her doing a peace sign or something like this https://files.catbox.moe/hbwdzv.png hanging on the kitchen wall or on her fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267915
This dude's getting the smoke hobo treatment without the hobo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267956
Damn. She's gonna stick to you forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267915
Your wife, don't you remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267956
Must be fluffier than an owl!
>>46267970
You only have to worry about her when it's cold. Jubjub Bogey on the other hand has no such limitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268001
She'll keep you warm in the far north.
Also blends into the snow and pine trees, making her better at ambushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267955
Those are the pictures the shows to the other old monsters when talking about their grandsons

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>>46267315
>I really liked when he dropped rough sketches of our dumb ideas
That was a long time ago, back in like 2017 or something. I guess he's descended into the fetish commission mines in recent years, the fate of many online artists who get too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268101
>That was a long time ago, back in like 2017 or something
I was with us even during our /a/ days

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream that I spent hours teasing a tallflat Lim with massages, kisses and light spanking until she was no longer able to form coherent sentences as she begged me to make love to her. Just as I was about to finally give her the goods, my cat dive bombed my throat to demand breakfast. Sorrow. Anger. Despair. These tribulations must end. Cease the torment, Mamono Lord. Open the damn portals. I promise to give you no less than twenty seven granddaughters.

END IT
N
D

I
T

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>>46268144
Guess it's stir-fried cat for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268160
Her head is empty of all thoughts save play and food. She is innocent. The Mamono Lord is guilty here. Guilty of denying me my Lim wife. Guilty of denying me my Lim daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought only the DL can give birth to Lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268144
At least you have dreams about MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266009
>No matter how many she corrects wurm-chan, she doesnt change
>Even when confronted about it, she denies it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268184
mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268184
Lims would reasonably make little Lims, no? I'd be fine if they were Arch Succs or regular Succs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268204
to find out one of them would need to manage to get laid first

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>>46268224
Well if they get their mom to open the portals, I'm impatiently waiting. I like the idea of monogamy but for Lims I could be a polygamist. Send them all, I will make mothers of them.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster is most like a righting desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268262
bapho-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268144
Clearly the demon lord wants you to rape correct your cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268262
Ms. Haku makes a good writing desk. Keep in mind that she will eventually start breathing really heavily the longer the essay gets but she keeps herself stable. She'll plant her ass on your face and grind away for at least three hours once the essay is done so be prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268144
It's so over.

[Anonymous No.]

Sun kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46267915
Ask your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268262
>Righting
>Fuming Haku.webp
Anyway, the answer is shog. She's also most like a pen and most like paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>.webp
To the Matango pits with this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268423
the myconid bouncy castle though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268262
>Righting desk
Dhampir knows how to put wrongs right? Not so sure about her being a desk (other than she's flat like one)

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46268287
Does she smell good back there?

[Anonymous No.]

Always ensure your daughterus enjoy a balanced breakfast. Lots of veggies, lots of carbs and lots of fruit to give them energy for their day. Then protein injections to keep them in peak physical condition before you send them to school. They may need a shower post-injection so make sure to massage them thoroughly to ease the pains of a growing body. How else do you expect them to become healthy daughter-wives?

[Anonymous No.]

How many lilims ar there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268423
The future is now, old man.

[Anonymous No.]

send me to mushroom filled crevice, otherwise known as the hatter crack

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268551
There are only a few named Lims but I'd assume maybe one daughter every ten or twenty years. That would put the numbers between 50 and 100 Lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268565
What does shogbike run on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268571
fill'er up boyo

[Anonymous No.]

>lilim this
>lilim that
fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268571
Stardust. Otherwise known as semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268558
haha i get it it's like hatter's massive asscrack

[Anonymous No.]

I keep getting knocks at the door from the local Sabbath branch. How many times do I have to tell them to fuck off before they leave me alone? Do I have to raise my voice at them? Will that do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268610
Just buy their cookies you little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

did i miss punt a sabbath day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268610
It's already over. You will become an Onii-chan and you'll like it. It's honestly not that bad. I've got a few little sisters and life's breddy gud. Going to sleep covered in little girls is comfy and being able to just toss them over your shoulder when they're being brats makes keeping the peace incredibly easy. At least until they start bratting it up for frequent 'punishment.'

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>>46263905
Breaking out is impossible.
Breaking in is insane.

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>>46268551
Offically, there is at least 100 lilims, KC said you can OC the fuck out of lilims 11-100+
in tersm of characters theres
>firstborn lilim, all we know is that shes about and is the stronk
>Secondborn, "enma" that runs "jigoku" a prison
>queen of hearts, ruler/creator of wonderland. progentor of wonderland monsters and is consided the "prime" alice
>forthborn Druella, head of the extremist faction, central invasice for in the plot and fanfic punching bag
>tenthborn Mari, traveller and artist/story teller, has a has a viking looking dude as a husband
as far as fan lilims go (mari was greenlit
>Victoria, has a city, fights loecrafitan horrors
>Palamina, obessed with perfection
>Illasa, was into bindage and had a city with consenual corruption and stuff (This chacater is abandoned)
>Selene, Shonen protag in a lilim skinsuit
theres also that one mutant ushi oni lilim thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268641
How many cait siths are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268641
There's a writefag in here who's apparently been working on a new OC Lim. Wonder what she'll be like. We need more of the Lims identified.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

From the last thread. I hope this is fine. Gotta get to that Ushi now but I'm still considering either gyaru or cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268707
Amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268707
fucken saved, finally I can stop using the gachafox edit variant for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268725
Don't step on fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Plotting, scheming, even.

[Anonymous No.]

You have Foxoplasmosis. Go to a doctor and your mofu cravings will go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268755
I don't want the cravings to go away, I want to satisfy them with mofu and fox pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268755
>M.D. Nota Foxx will see you now, sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268766
brushing a foxes tail can be very therapeutic for both parties

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268755
Foxoplasmosis isn't real, its a scare tactic made up by the (((Nuki's))) in big pharma designed to trick you into getting vaccines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268707
Stella glow was an amazing game
Also consider making a snugglejub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268805
The "vaccines" GIVE you foxoplasmosis, it's just a form their tests are designed not to pick up. The nukis and foxes both are part of Big Mofu, when are you sheeple (also Big Mofu) going to wake up?

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes cant get me because I only want the haggiest of hags
The ultimate defense is having only one, very specific, rare weakness

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268838

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268641
>Illassa
>Selene
Explain these two

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268884
Softer

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46262172
Does Ran give or receive here?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

A toast to wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268956
Put butter on it too.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268956
>>46268958
*munch munch* mmmm tasty :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268962
I like very little too but here we are.

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>>46268921

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like wurms.
I LOVE wurms

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine ending up with the only nacha that will turn you into a fuzzy baby instead of a proper spider behemoth.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to find mgs with good taste in music?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268995
no, unfortunately. monster girls only listen to video game soundtracks and hyperpop.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomet not so smug when I punch her in the face.

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>>46269032
'little girls arent so smug once i punch them in the face' what is wrong with you. you should be put in a hole underground for the good of society

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomet not so smug when I tell her a shocking fact about dinosaurs

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>>46269038
Look man, she kept bothering me, trying to coerce me into coming into her lodge to bake cookies with her using the easy bake oven and giggling at me and defaming me with sayings like "uooh you look like a lolicon mister you look like you eat big loli ass out oji-san". She had it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

Hatter not so smug when I tell her boobs are better than butts.

[Anonymous No.]

Male members of the Sabbath are fucking immature assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomet not so smug when I wear a condom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269056
Hatter will facesit you to death

[Anonymous No.]

Oni not so smug when I inform her the premium beer I gave her that made her super drunk was actually really watered down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269018
whenever i see a monster with exposed cleavage i have a really strong urge to bite it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269062
An appropriately lewd way for a monster girl to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269011
>135cm
Praise the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

Fox not so smug when I... no wait shes still pretty smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269095
not so smug when you cover her mouth so she cant gek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269095
Even the smuggest have their limits.

[Anonymous No.]

Ogre grug not so smug when I smash her rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269112
Grug smash anon's pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

I moved to the countryside because the city was so noisy and I wanted peace but now there's this cow that's obsessed with me and every morning I wake up to her giving me paizuri. Why can't monsters just let us humans have some peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269130
Just lock your door moron.

[Anonymous No.]

kej?

[Anonymous No.]

ourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269132
but then she would stop giving paizuri? are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269151
I see you posting, cow.

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>>46269132
Dude, she's a fucking cow. Do you not realize how heavy and strong they are? She could probably smash through a wall of solid brick if she really wanted, what's a flimsy wooden door gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269159
Install a cattle grid in front of the door.

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>>46269160
she's got a wooden plank

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269135
Imagine fucking a Kejourou and seeing her hair go limp all over the place for a while after she cums.

[Anonymous No.]

Cowjourou

[Anonymous No.]

please do not moo the kej

[Anonymous No.]

kejmoojorou

[Anonymous No.]

How to I get fairy tale mamonos out of my swamp?

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourou rapist not so smug when she sees me pull out the chainsaw.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know if my childhood friend is really my age and isn’t some hag just magically aging down and paying off a couple to pretend to be her parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269220
You gotta ask her about the latest anime or game. Everyone knows old ladies won't be able to keep up with trends

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269056
She's got a nice chest butt too, I doubt that'll be much issue.

[Anonymous No.]

Hahaha, Salamander-chan can't hurt me or actually fight me for real because all her weapons are demon silver, it won't actually hurt me at al- Wait.... oh god no, no, she's throwing her weapons down she's using her fists, w-wait hold on we can talk about this we can talk ABOUT THIS HOLD ON NO NO NO DON'T PUNCH ME DON'T HURT ME DOAAAACKKKK-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269214
You need to call the ogre boys monster girl pest control specialists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269233
>this lolihound already has a noticable chest
How do Sabbaths cope.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellpup not so smug when mom tell her she's gotta eat her vegetables before she can have her ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269233
>Everyone knows old ladies won't be able to keep up with trends

[Anonymous No.]

>>>46260829
Aight, I was skeptical, but this is cute AF, I recommend it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269246
>Tries to sweet talk Dad to get around Mom
>It was Dad's idea in the first place

Sorry Heckpup, gotta eat those brocollis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269244
Big boobs baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269271
I never understood the hate for Broccoli. It tastes good. Especially the "wild" one.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY'RE IN THE WALLS, ANON, INSIDE THE WALLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269247
Kot sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269249
Is Sanae actually a hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269286
AND NOW THEY ARE COMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS
>anon gets glued onto the wall and the entire hive takes turns getting knocked up on his superior human DNA

[Anonymous No.]

Hagville isn't real, it's a myth made up by the sabbath to scare people away from certain towns and realms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269247
>>46269287
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269306
>scare
They got that part wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269306
>it's a myth made up by the sabbath
Imagine publishing propaganda for the enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46266597
>open the freezer to get a frozen dinner
>notice clusters of hags staring at you from both ends of the aisle
>get asked if "you're really going to eat THAT?!" as you walk past some of them
>can't even get your Big Bachelor Brand Mega Meatloaf without getting harassed in Hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269322
MGE has a video game too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269343
Begone gachaslop poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269341
I imagine they would faint or go in full I-can-fix-him rage seeing you buying this.
https://litter.catbox.moe/pncmfm.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269341
I swear they deliberately put all the good stuff on the highest shelves just so the taller hags have an excuse to talk to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Just gonna eat a block of instant ramen uncooked right in front of the fox that owns a noddlebar in the back alleys deep in mofukuza territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269370
That's one way to get kidnapped by the mofukuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269358
>reaching for something on a shelf
>shadow in the shape of oppai falls over you
>hear heavy breathing behind you
HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269286
No, miss shog is the walls, please get it right or she will have to reeducate you again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269405
>Turn around
>Met with a kimono with large pair of tits half hanging out
>Look up
>Can only see a pair of red eyes and silver fox ears looming above you
"Need help with t-that??" , she asks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269432
Too much monster for the anons here. But I bet she has a sweet personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269405
Always bring your tactical step ladder

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269441
>hags not so smug after local man starts buying groceries in a forklift

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269448

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269297
Look at that sag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269301
I've got Boobment...Boobment ahead of us, Boobment behind us...I got Boobment everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269494
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

Why don’t all monsters with big boobs produce milk all the time like Ms. Cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269578
got to activate those maternal hormones first

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269578
But they do. They just don't sell it.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Milk? Don't be absurd anon, I am a Dragon, I'm not a mere mammal. I don't produce milk, even if I do have giant breasts. My bust size is just a hallmark of draconic superiority is all!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269435

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269578
>When your partymember gets hit by an oddly specific curse in cow country.
Truly a dangerous place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269671
i'm starting to think she isn't an employee

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269671
...did you just draw that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269578
They need to wear cowprint clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269694
...
yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268885
Selene runs a battle mansion/contest per what very little I know about Beast’s stories since Lilims aren’t my cup of tea. Ilassa runs a demon realm with consensual corruption and is into bondage. Her creator also has a Lilim/Ushi-Oni hybrid named Agartha or something of that nature who runs a subterranean, Arachne-centric realm.

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever get something from the freezer section, make sure to do it while not within view of hags
If you don't heed this warning, the following will happen
>you grab the thing
>your hands are now cold
>hag INSISTS on warming your hands back up
>she grabs your hand without your consent
>you are now married
>she carries you off

Stay vigilant, this has been hag-guide, signing off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269705
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269705
I think his point was that you work fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269671
Words cannot express how much I want to just look up one day and find my face planted firmly into a pair of monster breasts.
Good work man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269671
the face of a woman whose centuries of virginity are about to end

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269671
I trust that this fox isn't about to do anything inappropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

I really should start drawing again.
Siths.
Misaligned eyes siths everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268707
There's no wrong way to draw an Ushi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269858
Don't do it, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that all hags inflict the sleep status

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269881
>You will never have a dual of fates with your baphomet master where she defeats you and leaves you to be dragged away by lava golems while crying that she loved you like a brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269881
Too bad Baphomets are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269881
Okay, but she still isn't tall enough to meet the "You must be this tall to ride" requirements I have posted outside my door

[Anonymous No.]

A beast of deception

[Anonymous No.]

>pull on a hags sweater
>call her mama
>run

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269671
Rip anon's virginity, he never stood a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Scottish Kikimora?
>Get promoted at work
>Kikimora acts like a proud mom
>Remind her you two are the same age
>Aye, 'n' a've bin takin care o' ye sin afore ah cuid donder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269941
>steal her sweater as a joke, she wasn't wearing a bra so she has to chase you down while covering those massive milkers with her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269950
>steal her sweater
fucking how?
She will use that sweater to steal you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269950
I think you stealing her sweater was part of her plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269958
>pyrows get their boyfriend's hoody
>Anons get their hag's sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269963
Living in there doesn't exactly count as getting it

[Anonymous No.]

Spin her around like a beyblade

[Anonymous No.]

Do hagwans hunt in packs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270023

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270031
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270031
Is she flirting with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269837
>She could've raped hundreds of men
>She chose you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269894
it's not magic... they're comfy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269950
>you reach your home realizing hat you are not getting chased
>open the door and realize that the living room lights are on
>the hag is inside, waiting for you in seiza wearing nothing but a thong, latex gloves, kneesocks and a choker
>you ask her "but miss where are you pants?"
>the door slams shut behind you even before you finish your question
>you're trapped inside your own house

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269963
I'd like a pyrow in my hoodie. Better still if there's nothing else under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270117
>another anon disappears into a sweater after being hit once
This balancing is whack

[Anonymous No.]

Its always so funny when a mg says they're not going to do something and then immediately do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I deserve to be hagged...

[Anonymous No.]

Its a little known fact that the more monstrous looking the vampire, the stronger she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270353
THe more monstrous looking the vampire the weaker they are to affection. Simply kissing the back of her hand will make her swoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46268707
Holy shit that's incredible yerb thank you
>female villians

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270353
>lich neighbor experimenting with a vampire virus that can infect other species
>the almost feral dragon vampire she was raising escaped last night
>learn about this when she shows up at my house to explain the giant hole in her roof
>tells me that she was sneaking into my room to steal my blood so that she could feed the dragon
>tells me that I should probably buy some garlic before sundown

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you were walking around in the park one day and came across this Holst hag with the fattest tits you've ever seen and a loli Baphomet with a huge soft ass barely contained by her panties making out on a bench as practice for when they get a human man and they both looked your way briefly and winked at you?

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>>46270366
>Taller than she should be, hands end in long talons and her sharp canines are easier to see.
>Deathly pale with red eyes and her ears are now more like a bats.
>She's only just started her "Oh, another mortal brought before me" speech when you kiss the back of her hand.
>Immediate color brought back to her speech and you even manage to make her fumble a few words.
You had her curiosity but now you have her attention.

>>46270381
>"While I will not say my experiment went awry, I will say that I have succeeded beyond my wildest expectations."

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>>46270381
>>tells me that I should probably buy some garlic before sundown
Garlic just makes vampires hornier.

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>>46270417
Shush, you.

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>>46270393
Give them a disgusted look and walk off.

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>>46270393
Brush past this >>46270423 homosexual twerp and get in there between them and start kissing them both since my penis is very huge and I am not gay.

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>>46270393
I'd probably try to come up with a pun about how they're both clearly quite "horny" (because they have horns!), and then try not to quietly chuckle about it in front of them.

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>>46270393
They seem happy with each other. I wouldn't want to interfere.

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>>46270422
I think Ms. Lich doesn't know what she's talking about and her experiments are a complete crock!

[Anonymous No.]

They're just recycling the same shitty bait posts at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270432
/u/ shit isn't hot and the only people posting it are faggots who don't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270443
Not like they have the brain power for anything more.

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>>46270455
Ok alp

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>>46270441
I don't see YOU creating dragon vampires, Anon! You sound jealous. And obsessed.

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>>46270467
I read the part of the book Ms. Lich's friends passed out when they took over the town and it said vampires get horny with garlic! If she knew how any of this worked maybe we wouldn't have an airhead bloodsucking dragon running around!

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>>46270455
I can't even begin to understand the logic that makes you think two women messing with each other isn't an extremely common fantasy. You noticed mge is littered with it, correct?

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>>46270488
Dykes aren't hot.

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>>46270353
Fake news, Anons in here can't handle vampires more monstrous than that auburn haired dork in a trench coat.

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>>46270495
Low test response, they are when they're obsessed with a man. You know, like MGE makes them be.

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>>46270488
>Be you, yuri-hating Anon.
>Marry pure, holy unicorn.
>Many years later, a new neighbor moves in.
>Bombshell succubus.
>Wife DEMANDS you add her to your harem.
As the old bicorn saying goes, "Once you go black, you never go back!"

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>>46270502
>>Wife DEMANDS you add her to your harem.
Gonna be hard to have a harem after a divorce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270501
>they are when they're obsessed with a man
Nah. Yurishit is shit regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270509
ok alp

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>>46270353
>>46270496
You don't have to reply to yourself to try and push posting furshit or whatever garbage you're trying to do. If you want to jerk off over cryptids that barely even look like women go do it on /trash/ or /aco/ or whatever the fuck

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>>46270526
>Replying to yourself
My guy I'm not desperate enough to samefag and even then I draw the line at wing arms for vampires you paranoid clown.

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>>46270526
Big power is hard to hide.
That and doing pure back wings felt like cowarding out today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270548
>My guy I'm not desperate enough to samefag
Sure you're not.

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>>46269671
>5 tails
He never stood a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

Nonconsensuallly turning flat human women into bimbo cowgirls!

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>>46270566
Drop the bimbo part and you're solid.
Cows are easy going, not dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270575
All women are bimbos

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I'm just going to put my soul up for auction on mon-bay and see what happens.

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>>46270576
Say that to my face and see what happens, boya

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>>46270576
Many mamono are well-educated, Anon.

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>>46269011
fear the spooky goat eyes

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>>46270576
That word has very specific connotations in a fetish meaning and they're not exactly my cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46270591
All women are tea cups

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>>46270588
>well-educated
Yeah in sucking dick or being sluts, not anything that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

I am grown ass man, I don't take orders from any woman.

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>>46270595
I think you meant to say milk jugs

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>>46270601
All milk jugs are bimbos

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>>46269907
>leaves you to be dragged away by lava golems while crying that she loved you like a brother
Hey! Inaccurate and not authentic!!! Aren't I supposed to be found and recovered by The Order Pope and be made into his Darth Vader?

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>>46270562
If you're actually this stupid I'll just tell you this. If I wanted to post furries or gacha shit I would have done so by now. Turns out I'm not too keen on doing that, but keep thinking I samefagged like the sad, strange little man you are.

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>>46270622
>If I wanted to post furries or gacha shit I would have done so by now.
I'll give it 30 minutes before you go right to doing exactly that. It's what happens every single time some fag comes in talking about "muh more monstrous" shit.

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Need blue

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>>46270622
This bat is too stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters with Massive Rumps

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>>46270630
>>>/vg/

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>>46270634
>Stronk
She looks very easy to bully, though

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>>46270622
>>46270630
Oh shit, is that not even three minutes?

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>>46270636
Be careful what you wish for!

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>>46270640
Thats what makes her so strong.
Its not a physical sort of strength, but a seductive strength.

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Remember, kids:
If her skin is blue, she's the one for you.

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>>46270661
Need bloobs

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>>46270630
Puffy.

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>>46270661
what if there's multiple blue girls

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>>46270666
Bro, I can see her frozen yogurt dispensers...

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>>46270673
No you can't

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>>46270674
If there's more than one, just git 'er done.

[Anonymous No.]

Just ignore the monsters. They can't do anything if you act like they don't exist!

[Anonymous No.]

Do love some good kemono posting.

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The more evil a monster, the weaker she is to compliments and affection. Can't beat that tough dungeon boss? Just call her cute!

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>>46270714
I always just accuse them of being weak to anal. The evil ones can't stand it.

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>>46268780

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imagine monster that is 90% fluff

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>>46270714
By that logic doting on a Malef would turn her from a typical Sentai villain to a cinnamon roll. We must experiment and alert the masses.

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>>46270736
Nah.

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>>46270736
Those are furry and they are great.

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>>46270739
>sentai villain
Are the heroes also monsters or do they allow a token human member?

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>>46270751
They're just human men wearing their living armor wives.

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>>46270751
Someone has to be Pink.

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>>46270740
>>46270750
i was more thinking kitsune with kaiju sized tails

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>>46270714
>obviously overpowered final dungeon tier boss shows up in the first chapter
>call her cute
>she gets flustered and runs away leaving behind a more manageable encounter
>this happens atleast twice over the next five chapters
>finally, finally manage to beat her
>it's one of those "you lost in the cutscene" fights
>she prepares her finishing blow
>compliments you on your skill and says you're handsome too
>suddenly her face turns red
>runs away again
How many chapters will this go on until the >>46268707 ending?

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>>46270763
All foxes are drawn with oversized tails.

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>>46270760
See this is why humans make their own little belts that they can be superheroes with. Sure 9/10 times it turns into a Living Armor but at least it isn't a gay color like pink.

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>>46270751
The token human member is the man who is the destined mate of the sentai villain. He's a completely innocuous schmuck who marries her in the last episode.
Also he's the janitor for the hero's lair. Gets kidnapped about twice a season.

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>>46270774
That just sounds demeaning. Men are just as capable of being heroes as monsters!

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>>46270766
you have to find her between boss fights, typically at a tavern and speak to her there to make progress in the relationship.

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>>46270782
I don’t want to be a hero though, I want to creampie magical girls of various ages.

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>>46270790
the dream

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>>46270790
>>46270796
Fine, go fuck some loose whores. I'll enjoy being thrown into the meat grinder with no escape!

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>>46270796
Why is she angry? Did she really put that on and not expect someone to grab her ass and/or pussy through the slit?

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>>46270807
she is giving a heroic/evil speech and she isn't looking imposing if your groping her

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Cheshire making fun of your small penis.

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>>46270643
https://files.catbox.moe/mrn6nv.png

Take your meds. Preferably in the form of a 12 gauge to the roof of your mouth.

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>>46270832
>Says the Cheshire that passed out cumming the second Anon puts it in
Dumb idiot cat.

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>>46270834
>reddit spacing
Also nice inspect element.

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>>46270849
>>>/vg/

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>>46270842
>Nice inspect element
Try the Snapshot tool in Opera, schizoid-kun.

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>>46270852
Does that ever work?

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>>46270877
it's good to remind people they aren't welcome here, lest they forget

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>>46270772
Pink is the Eros Ranger, and by virtue of being related to the Goddess of Love is in fact not gay.

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>>46270884
Nah it's a gay color. Eros has awful fashion!

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>>46270885
>that filename
>shitty meme format image obviously not made here
Get fucked, retard. Go back to /mggg/

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>two tails
>one heart

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>>46270898
>>>/vg/

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so whats it like having a pet cheshire?

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>>46270925
somewhat purple

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>>46270891
Macho Ranger Randay Savage is about to drop the mack daddy of [ LOVE ] on you in the form of an elbow.

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>>46269671
yo that giant slug(small) is super cute too

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>>46270946
Alright really not helping the "gay" label here, anon.

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>>46270946
Faggot

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>>46270891
>Eros has awful fashion!
Take that back, you whore!

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>>46270984
Takes one to know one Alp-chan.

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I want to be an Alp I want to marry a cute guy I want to have a lot of kids I want to have big breasts and a vagina

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>>46270986
God I wish that was me

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Undead hours.

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>>46271048
>>>/vg/

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>>46270987
>Ares and Hel make fun of Eros’ fashion sense
>One is literally naked the other is wearing gothic lolita

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What would you do if you saw a Hellhound and Manticore bullying a poor, defenseless, innocent Alp by taking turns choking her and giving her wedgies and holding her over a pond threatening to dunk her in and let her drown since she can't swim and her wings are too weak to fly?

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>>46270988
Kys YWNBAW

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>>46271048

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking when

I need it now

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>>46271108
she's right behind you

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>>46271113
That's just my dog

Who isn't a 260cm pure-white oni with massive breasts for her huge frame which makes them gigantic breasts

Believe, me I checked

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>taisui smart slime requires you to marry them, and it might not exactly make you smart, just incomprehensibly profound
no cure for stupid

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>>46271139
high wis/low int

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>>46271108
Five minutes.

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>>46271184
Well it's been five minutes

Where's the giant girl, Mansley?

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>>46271108
I want a Troll drawn by this guy

[Anonymous No.]

ms barometz doing the jiggle dance

[Anonymous No.]

I am the number one loli hater.

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna become the mayor of mgc and ban all hags

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>>46271490
but they're the only ones who vote

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>>46271491
they wont read the fine print
ill lure them in by saying ill ban empty egg cartons and then when im in office, ill laugh at them and say thats them!

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I want to kill monster girls, I want to slice their heads off and impale them through the heart, I want to maim them and gun them down in the name of the Chief God, I want the Order to win, I hate fucking monsters I will fucking kill them all.

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Eros sucks!

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rape is bad and monsters should feel bad

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>>46271562
and yet it feels good

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Kill monsters behead monsters stab monsters shoot monsters snap monster necks kick monsters punch monsters run monsters over set monsters on fire dunk monsters in acid drown monsters rip monster faces off throw monsters into volcanoes praise the chief god the ORDER IS BETTER THE ORDER IS BETTER THE ORDER IS BETTER

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>>46271562
>Your Honor, if rape is really as bad as he claims, why was he hard when I was sucking him off?

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>>46271597
>criminal his hellhound
>judge is hellhound
>she is declared innocent and you are given to her for emotional damages
justice is truly dead

[Anonymous No.]

Maus mafia demands payment

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>>46271674
ill pay in cheeze wiz

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>>46271674
>Maus mafia
>Jinko Triads
>Nyakuza, very insistent on not being confused with the
>Mofukuza
>Hound street gangs
>Ocelomeh cartels
This city has gone to hell, and not the sexy dog kind.

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>>46271704
Poor honest cop anon is fighting a losing battle trying to bring law and order to the city

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>>46271711
Shit's been a mess ever since the mayor announced that crime was legal.
You hear those leaked recordings of her meeting with the gang bosses and bragging about how "that goody-two-shoes Officer Anon can't hope to stop her"?

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>>46271711
Meanwhile Anon Vercetti is playing each side against the others, keeping his virginity intact

[Anonymous No.]

>>46271704
>>Nyakuza
Working for them, they're quite chill and they need more bodyguard. Also you can pet werecat for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>46271139
Move to a wurm colony. At least you can be a big fish in a little pond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46271562
Indeed. Olive is much healthier.

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>>46270952
I didn't see that slug before, you're damn right.
https://twitter.com/Kurovah/status/1765144255666749807

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I will just be the reclusive and brooding executioner of an Order town safe away from the monsters, making a living by putting the convicted thieves and lawbreakers to death. Nobody will respect me but at the same time, nobody will come around me because I have a lot of blood on my hands and I generally just look very grim. I reckon that Monsters will stay away from me too even if they came around the town.