Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

It's too hot outside.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40699573
I'm hot tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

The water helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699185
>wonderland incursions become regular events
there's a 40% of raining hats on thursday and a 15% chance of scattered jubjub stampedes on friday.
stay tuned for next weeks forecast

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699504
Dirlewanker would die and it would be quickly since he would have a lot of difficulty identifying his preferred victims (the weak and defenceless).

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699589
Where has MsWhitehorn plugged the rest of that swimsuit?

[Crumble No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40652298/chapters/101855028

Hey - here's a new story about a gloomy holst childhood friend and her anime club. It's not very good, but I wrote it anyway. Not lewd but it will be eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with sabbath girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699592
>jubjub stampedes
All that flab...dear god...

[Anonymous No.]

> 40699605
Ignored.
Post a hot Tanuki as your penance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699609
Gloomy cow? Goth cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699622

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699609
Cool, will real. Thanks cromble

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699536
>>40699545
>>40699605

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699681
kys yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699681
Nice monstergirl image nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699573
>wet your dick
>insert into Glacie
>small enough to lift and still walk around
>wrap icy arms around neck, thighs around Anon's ass
>body to body
>problemsolved

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699686
>Kill yourself yourself
Retard.
>>40699694
I want to know how much a legendarily based hero would succeed in Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

wouldn you encourage a dragons mindless self-indulgence?

[Anonymous No.]

> 40699681
Wrong troll, retard
Trolls here have flowers in their hair and big freckled milkbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699726
It depends on the form that indulgence takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699734
don't indulge the schizo, indulge the mamono instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699726
not that dragon
Si long is a genocidal bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699747
I wanna indulge a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699747
I think today I'm gonna act up in Ms. Manticore's class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699726
>Does it involve a well-stacked Creeping Coin and a 2-gallon bucket of massage oil...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699718
>I want to know how much a legendarily based hero would succeed in Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
And you got an answer, he wouldn't have any measure of success when he finds that the little girl he's trying to rape is stronger than he is. Now go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699681
False flagging communigger trying to stir up shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699726
I love their music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699747
>tfw you came late to her class as the deliqeunt you are and she throws her spines at you, which you catch and toss into the wall
>Go to your desk, putting your feet on it and just chilling in her class

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699802
Ignore the amateur trolling
>pick a fox instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699792
nows that fucking hot, i bet the dragon would even drink the creeping coins milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699802
>And you got an answer
No I didn't. You just spilled some pilpul.
>>40699804
>communigger
Would a communigger have a based shirt like this?

[Anonymous No.]

yet another image i simply cannot get over. love angels. dont really like MGE angels, mind. same with the dark ones. specifically, i like the idea of a guardian angel who decides that you are never allowed to leave her sight.

[Anonymous No.]

> 40699839
Pointy-ears.
The flat-ears just looks wrong.
Yes, I know they're boats so no (you) but theyre still cute foxxes.

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>>40699860

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>>40699695
Pumping your fat cock inside a tight little glacie!
Hearing her cute moans and whimpers as you bounce her up and down!
Feeling her tighten up as she cums over and over again!
Flipping her over to fuck her from behind!
Pulling her cute twin tails and slapping her cute little butt!
>Cumming deep inside while she screams your name over and over!
Feeling her cold little tongue as she kisses your cock and balls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699905
are you ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699802
I am pretty sure heroes are implied to be as strong as a lot of monsters. It's not totally one sided

[Anonymous No.]

>the fate of lvl.1 Hero Anon after he took the lvl 5 Orc Raider Quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699939
Orc Camp was merely a setback

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699939
It's going to be grueling to grind enough levels to reach a good girl without losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699939
Cut down in his prime, now forced to snu snu and cook and clean for an orcess in her filthy hovel
He should have went to the red mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699930
Hero in that case is defined as an individual who had their "level cap" removed through will of a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699863
IIRC, the flat ears are supposed to resemble the ears of a fennec fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699939
imagine how fucking strong will he be after he incubizes and trains with beloved wifey
the only downside is that he will be locked to a "barbarian" class forever, but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699930
The Dirlewanker brigade suffered 315% casualties during the Warsaw Uprising and had similarly high casualties every other time it faced any opposition. The only military units that fared worse in combat are child soldiers. I am confident that Dirlewanker would not get ordained as a hero with that much incompetance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699939
she treats him very kindly and gently, even helping him level up. he reaches level 5 when shes at level 30, and shes very proud of him.

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>>40700002
The "Barbarian" class in games of D&D and derivatives would be more appropirately called a Berserker class since so-called "Barbarian" tribes would need other classes - including standard Fighters - among their number so no class is off limits to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699792
>tfw Anons Dragon-waifu moves to fuck him on top of their gold hoard
>tfw the coin hoard is already schlicking itself waiting for you both to climb on and start

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699990
I get that, but there aren't boats in a desert, so it's still weird.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no kamidere lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHRH-pcFVio&t=1193s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700002
The best part about losing to barbaric Monstergirls is grinding through years of snu-snu until you surpass your wifey and 'defeat' her every night in bed

Of course, you will spend a LOT of nights between her thick green thighs getting there, but it's all part of the fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699956
>He says, voice muffled by Orc thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700054
I only like sophisticated green with posh English accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700233
The guy in the game is technically an incubus and he never seems to get any better.
Unless what he does is actually how good an incubus is and everyone else cums upon touch. Which they did seem to based on werecat dialogue

[Anonymous No.]

Been trying to find this pastebin Cheshire Cat story for the longest time. All I know is that the title was something like “I want that fucker named” followed by some other words. Took place in a high school I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700054
>>40700255
those green cheeks have me questioning my loyalty to Human Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700309
Imagine cumming on those abs..

[Anonymous No.]

KC's Ogre needs more muscle. I'd happily submit to muscle Orc (although P'Orcs are nice too)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700159
Arknights isn't about boatgirls though.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40700335
>she just smiles and says
>you had your fun, now it's my turn
>she pushes you on your back, grabs your ankles
>raises your legs and spreads them while stradling you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700400
No Miss Orc I came already I came already no no no n--

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700400
Anon-kun, think of the advertisers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700437
Disgusting image

[Anonymous No.]

why you gotta go all the way with the ugly orcs when you wanna talk about the green ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700438
come on, it's a nice image, mods don't visit here anyway
>>40700437
girls just riding you till they cum enough, not looking at you writhing in post orgasm torture is patrician fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700497
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699860
Untrustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700387
Fucking cocktease elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700472
Yeah, it's not like it's hard to find green orc pictures that look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700633
honestly this guy should have turned this into a manga, those few pictures and a doujin was a wasted potential of such cute couple

[Anonymous No.]

How does one attract a gothicore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700722
creepville stomp

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40694650
>Well git gud and meet the requirements or kys

Canonically you don't have to anymore.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40700722
Start a band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700748
People often forget but the best part of a baphomet twerking would be seeing their little tail shake about. Sometimes I forget they even have tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700301
Pastebin is fucked and anything there is long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700748
2A and 68EEs, based Scotus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700875
And the Blow vs. Maid decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700301
>>40700864
You might have luck finding it in the Mega archive (once Wikifag gets it fixed again) but a lot of stuff is just gone.

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[Anonymous No.]

>using an obscure exploit in the magic system to 1-shot the dragon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40701019
weak, imagine not wrestling the dragon into bed and piercing her cervix over and over

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[Anonymous No.]

Here is your sushi, sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701075
perdon, but i didnt order calamri

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701085
Well you know how it is. Sometimes you order calamari and sometimes the calamari orders you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701122
is that why I was taken from my home while i was training and Am in front of this very rich and lusty sea witch while wearing nothing but fighting shorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701085
You are eating the clamari even if the clamari has to tie you with her tentacles to her pussy or ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701122
Why does this game have other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701202
but can I at least warm up for 4 hours while jumping rope nonstop, dont wanna pull a muscle or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701204
What game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701187
That seems likely. The downside of automation is that the newer ships don't have so many men on them. Used to be a hundred girls could find husbands after a shipwreck, now they're lucky if it's ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701218
Dimension of Monster Girls.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/812410/Dimension_of_Monster_Girls/

[Anonymous No.]

I know you can't put your trust in foxes, but can you thrust into foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699726
>in order to marry a dragon in dragonis you are forced to use a spear
Lmao dragons fear the gun,for the gun makes them obselete

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701246
Well shit, at least she saw how I was training and let’s me continue to push my limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701278
Every man has one in their pants, just gotta know when to pin and pierce the dragons hymen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701271
you can do both of those things. why wouldnt you be able to trust foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701246
>kraken sinks ship in search of husband
>there are no men, only robots workers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701337
Anon this isnt a monster

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40701351
It's a robutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701363
What is this, an image for ant-girls?

[Anonymous No.]

*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701363
>>40701384
D

[Anonymous No.]

Kirin MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701373
Didnt someone make an entire catalogue for custom womb parts?

[Anonymous No.]

i like this picture too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701494
Thanks. Good night.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40701505
I wonder how a monster girl would react if after like 5 minutes after being invited into her home you were fast asleep.
Would they wake you to try and have sex with you? Wake you up with a blowjob? Think you're super cute and wait until tomorrow?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40701528
A lot of heavy breathing, sniffing and awkward attempts to snuggle up to you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40701528
I hope it's the last one. It's not worth it when you or your partner are too sleepy to enjoy it properly.
>>40701595
Snuggling is the best outcome.

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>>40701528
either this>>40701595
or she starts to use you as sex toy while your asleep. riding you, schlicking off using your face, rubbing her pussy all over your face, making you suck her titties if she has any milky ones, or otherwise taking advanatge of your sleeping state to do things to it so you slowly cant get rid of the boners you get when you look at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701528
It would be the perfect time for cuddles or lap pillow depending on where he fell asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I don't get why you guys don't put your money into getting esluts to read scripts pretending to be your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701651
you can get that for free. not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701651
Reality in any form is at odds with the sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701528
She would invite her friends over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701528
Sometimes after work you just need the sleep.

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>>40701651
i think you got the wrong thread, we only talk about monster girls here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701651
It's a matter of principle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701446
Wait

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701528
place blanket over you and leave you to sleep. obviously it varies but most monsters are respectable, kind people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40700893
The Mega works fine.
OP just fucked up the link.

https://mega.nz/folder/Hngw0SIa#zpdOoLypV25kC8b-nDeb1A28gkm <- He added 28gkm at the end for some reason.

https://mega.nz/folder/Hngw0SIa#zpdOoLypV25kC8b-nDeb1A
Here's the actual archive link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701651
I don't see what a waifufag would find appealing about involving an e-thot in his fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701651
That is incredibly pathetic. Plus I hate ewhores.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40701710
I see, thank you. To me it looks like the previous OP fucked up typing the captcha and the mistake carried on to here. Gotta remember to correct it for the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701710
He added a captcha?
>>40701713
It's because it makes it more real.
>>40701683
So you don't look at art of monster girls too because a 3d human made it, right?

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>>40701736
why you bring ewhores and paying for it dummy? please see yourself. art is different from paying a woman to say your cringy fantasies dummy

[Anonymous No.]

MILK MACHINE BROKEN
THE MILK GOES UNDRUNKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY GLAAAAASS
I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M SITTING HERE GROPING THESE TIIIIITS
A FERTILE PLACE
A BARN FILLED WITH HAY
ITS ONLY THESE WARM TITS I FEEL
IT'S HER MILK I DRINK
BEFORE IT FALLS IN THE SINK
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE MILK
SPILLED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR GRABS HER BREASTS
THE ONLY DROPS
LEFT
WILL CONSIST OF A MILK MUSTACHE
BECAUSE HER MOUNTAINS DON'T TAKE BACK WHAT THEY GIVE
OH NO THERE WON'T BE MILK
SPILLED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'LL EVER DRINK

[Anonymous No.]

i like this girl too. its not quite medical play, but she gave me a kink for whatever it is. i want to be drugged and made into a cumpump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701755
People here commission art of their waifus all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701702
Someone drew a catalogue of custom wombs you could buy for your android wife, as in swappable parts, I just don't remember where or who.

[Anonymous No.]

why it went to shit, with that shitty MGS revenange shit and the other tard equating art commisision to paying a whore to say something cringy. Is it cause its friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701817
When the portals open your monster wife will want to go shopping and spend time with other monster girls doing girl stuff and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701736
>It's because it makes it more real.
Not really, I think suspension of disbelief would be too hard. In the worst case scenario you're directing your feelings to the eslut.
>So you don't look at art of monster girls too because a 3d human made it, right?
Masturbating to a hentai picture is not the same as masturbating to the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701710
I’ll take a look later thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701774
>i want to be drugged and made into a cumpump.
Well too bad, you're getting drugged up on love potions and made into a loveslave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701837
Ones a nun, ones is aextra creepy rich perv from the noble side from the dragonia embassy in wonderland, and another is a damn clown. I dont think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699610
Slow lovemaking with teasing lewd brats
Coming in genuinely young loli monsters
Appreciating every inch of the peak female form

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701799
Huh, I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701858
arguably more fucked up, and not in a way i like. im not big on love potions. it feels less genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

Putting the voice of an ethot would ruin the fantasy, that ethot is a whore and probably has an onlyfans, there are numerous reasons to disregard ethots not including the ethot would be speaking english and that doesn't make sense for a monster girl to have the same language.

[Anonymous No.]

i love her a bit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>no oni
>no demon
>no apophis
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701908
do you love her or just want to be a squid. I realized I just wanted to be the squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701799
Is this the one you're talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701982
not particularly, i like my bones and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701902
>monster forces you to drink love potion
>you try to resist, but your resist gives out after a little teasing
>spend all night having lovey cuddle sex
>wake up next to your new wife
>love potion's empty bottle still on night stand
>look closer at it
>it's just a bottle of pink lemonade with the label painted over
>wife hugs you from behind
>you try to break free to save some pride
>she doesn't let go
>you give up and accept your fate
>Anon is such a cute tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701774
i like when they stack up status effects on me.
charm, daze, confuse, rut, berserk, paralysis, toxic, priapism, you name it

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40702046
man i love when tits got that weight, I want to just play with some massive soft titties, never mind the anger it may cause to a monster>>40702057

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>>40701908
Flayers really grew on me with time. From perverse fantasies about being a squid and spending all day tentaclefucking, to comedy moments of holding hands in public with an eldritch abomination - they are just great

[Anonymous No.]

Checked the news lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701122
Her asking if I like strong girls, saying Krakens are one of the strongest races and then asking with Yandere eyes "Do you want to be restrained again?" and her speech about being sexy to be overpowered by someone that doesn't wants to harm you automatically sealed the deal for me. Best girl in that game, after that I would have my mind made up that I am marrying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701204
Why shouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702099
The portals open in taiwan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701982
I really like the squid thing, but honestly she'd still be top tier without it. I love the smile and the mystery behind it, the tentacles, the slimeyness, the intelligence, the power, the purple, the absolute control over me. its all perfect.
but also yes i do really want her to carry me in squid form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701868
>Slow lovemaking
No sorry when I see a brat with wide hips and plump thighs I cannot control myself

[Anonymous No.]

Still thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702046
i personally like the combination of confuse, charm and toxic. really just fuck me up. not as big on the rut or berserk ones, though. my favourite condition is still Addicted, but only for certain kinds. touch addiction, blood draining addiction and aphrodisiac addiction are my favourites.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone knows shy KC abandoned and deleted all the tweets on his secondary account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702078
the first meeting is particularly interesting, where she's thumbing through your mind and getting to know you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702149
oh and Caged, the wisp-exclusive one. the more that one stacks, the bigger the cage gets. 1 stack is arguably the worst you can have it. at 10 stacks youll basically have a small house of just you and your wife together in an eternal infinity.

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>>40702046
bind and petrify (partial) are pretty neat too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701989
Which mods would you get?

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>>40702194
when at capacity her womb ejects like a single shot rifle shell and she slots another one in.

[Anonymous No.]

Selling fake love potions and aphrodisiacs to monsters is my new career

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702197
>>40702078
I love both of them

[Anonymous No.]

So I've finally come up with an idea on how you relieve yourself of waste while in a sandworm.

Okay, so obviously you can't, or at least won't want to, shit and piss in her mouth. That's where you live, and she probably wouldn't take too kindly to it.
So what do you do in the middle of the night when you're 100ft underground and she won't wake up to let you out? Simple.

You make your way deeper into her mouth to her esophagus. Stick your feet inside it and keep going until you're up to your waist. Try not to kick too much as to not give her an upset stomach. Now that your lower half is in her esophagus and stomach, you let it go. She doesn't taste it. You have poop hanging around where you sleep and live. Just don't go so deep that you can't slide back out. You don't wanna end up trapped in her esophagus or worse... while she's sleeping.
And if you have to only pee, just stick your wiener into the esophagus opening and pee in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You are a cute little ningen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702222
In the end the monsters didn't need the potion, the love was inside them all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702236
You don't have*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702242
>my pov 10 seconds I bully her for being an ancient hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702242 #
>my pov 10 seconds before I bully her for being an ancient hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702290
Insolent kozou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702299
She can cast all the spells she do fancy swirly magics. I'm still gonna bully her hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702134
>when I see a brat with wide hips and plump thighs I cannot control myself
But consider the option of taking your time enjoying her lewd body and completely charming her with how skillfully she's been put in her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702236
Hmm, this sounded better when I was half-conscious. Still, I think there's potential for a resolution here.

I'll keep brainstorming

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702311
i refuse to believe you arent replying to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702299
Y-you wouldn't hurt a 32 year old child, right miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702343
are you fully unconscious now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702351
I've got some blood in my alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702299
Damn, why can't this highly competent mage get a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702370
Must not be that competent of she can't land a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702356
same brother, just the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702242
Love looking up at a girl from below like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the terrifying power of a lilim whose eyes are always covered by her hair aka the hentai protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702311
There will be time to enjoy her body alright, we will be going all night.

>>40702344
He isn't, or not this time at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702406
I wanna touch lamia scales and lamia tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702380
You have a point, it's so easy even an eight year old monster can do it. (Don't let Shirokuto's sabbath see this post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701989
And of course it's abubu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702440
Abubu is top tier.

I love the elderly fox comic from a long while back he did

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702408
Her one weakness; eye contact
If only (you) could survive long enough to get close to her without being defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701760
JetstreamSamColgateSmile.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702503
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702502
Pretty easy, just sit down and read her questionable porn aloud

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702502
>Her one weakness; eye contact
What a coincidence, mine too.

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>>40702507
It's a MGR:R meme, I can't post the gif of the character, Jetstream Sam, smiling, so I typed it out instead

Anyway, carry on--what's the best Monstergirl to take to the boardwalk Amusement park?

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>>40702423
>going all night
I can agree to that, slutty wide-hipped lolis invite such passion it can only be quenched with hours of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to propose to a wight only for her to demand that I kiss her foot to prove that I truly love her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight in the arena to impress that one rich wight that always shows up to my fights as well as see if I can meet up with her afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702370
>>40702380
She’s waiting for the one foretold to her by the stars.
And she’s no stranger to biding her time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702530
Ice Queen, it'll be a completely unfamiliar experience for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702516
>And then her sweaty fingers intertwined with his and they lived happily ever after with many babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702606
>>40702606
can tell from how much dust is under her feet lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702623
I'd still lick them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699573

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702623
She floats though
Loli gote hooves uoooooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40701982
Related girl for who you could ask the same question: I like her personality, tsunderes and verbal abuse are the best. The spider form would be good as well, as an ultimate trump card to bully her with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702632
>>40702695
the sand comes from something very dry and unused

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best monsters for the romance cliche of rivals/enemies that don't like each other but slowly warm up and fall for each other? I'm a sucker for people having their icy hearts melted with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
>What are the best monsters for
The answer is always elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
dragons, lims, angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
Lizardwoman?

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40619163

Griffon thing! Sorry I didn't post anything for a while. Just couldn't finish this one. I hope you like it.
Also- do you guys know if anyone's ever done a story about the Uwaabomber? I've been thinking about writing something like that in the future but I don't want to if it's already tread territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
Manticores. They’re tsun by default and enjoy cultivating an image of being a “classic” vicious monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
A human knight that fights a Hellwan barbarian over a few battles, during their final battle they both fall off a cliff and must depend on each other to survive the ordeal both seperated from their sides, the causes of the war slowly cease to matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702707
Should've said cobwebs. Won't be unused for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702753
I'm reminded of a certain chapter in Berserk. They had better hope their comrades don't arrive to rescue them while they're in the middle of 'peace talks'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702463
Old fox got me addicted to hags
And now hag pussy makes me act unwise
It is a curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702820
I admit I plagerized Berserk a bit on my little story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702746
I will be happily reading it in bed, thanks for the contribution
Your "thing" stories are ways great so i expect no less
Also good on you for doing a griffon they need some love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702746
>Also- do you guys know if anyone's ever done a story about the Uwaabomber?
Never heard of one. I think it would have been brought up in the thread before if there was one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702708
fightinh fire mouse master, jinko who believes anon should be in the kitchen, and Dojo crashing anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699573

[Anonymous No.]

I want a _______________ to sit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
troll or Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
fairy

[Anonymous No.]

Roll for two monsters.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

A pair of hot older monsters have just offered to pay for your drinks if you'll join them at their favorite bar this evening. The two of them have an ongoing bet that if you take one of them home with you after you're done partying, the other has to cover the bar tab.

Which one do you think you'll stumble home with after? Who's stuck with the bill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>werebat
>angel
Guess my home's about to get more heavenly. Sorry fat bat. Not my type

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
Thick fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>merrow or sea slug
sea slug takes it, i"d pretend to drink. maybe using a spell to send the liqur else where are just pretending i was drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702957
Based
>>40702968
Degenerate
>>40702973
Wholesome
>>40702993
Standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703006
i like to get smothered and or crushed by some massive and heavy cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>crow tengu and ochimusha
I am taking the ochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
loli dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702993
Foxes like these are built for massive litters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
Jinko, but I'd prefer to sit on her lap. Unless she's sitting on my face.
>>40702977
>Living Doll
>Humpty Egg
Old Humpty is something I didn't expect I'd imagine, I'm still definitely going with the CC doll.
>>40702992
I'd have chosen the other way around, personally. Bats are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Tsurara-onna
>Minotaur
well if my drunk self thinks straight or is atleast completely honest, I'll be taking that icy lady with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Jorou-Gumo
>Jinko
For some reason or another, I ended up taking both of them with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Powerful kitsune can instantly enslave a man just by wiggling their ears at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702617
Would marrying her make me royalty? I never considered it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703045
Then I will just have to grab hold of those ear tufts won't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703005
Smelly
>>40703013
Hospital
>>40703021
Prison
>>40703026
Cute
>>40703033
Unnatural

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703056
honestly, 'unnatural' is the best compliment ive recieved this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703056
>hosptial
worth it for some massive fat wurm ass on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703045
Even a very weak kitsune could enslave me if she had something big to wiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703054
A classic blunder, now you are within the range of her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
Deka Bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703035
I'd make the same choice but leaving behind a lonely drunk CC musclecow to wait for her cab by herself would still make me very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702945
group of elves
god gave me dick face hands and torso for this reason only

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>ocelomeh
>manticore
Hard decision but I'll go with the manticore, she'd probably spike my drink anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703068
And she is under direct ear assault, complete with whispers and blowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703076
>>leaving a lonely drunk CC musclecow by herself
fuck you fuck you fuck you
now Im stuck with both an ice lady and a muscle lady because I didn't want to see her sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>greenworm
>undine
Undine only drinks water. Greenworm gets balckout drunk and won't stop clinging to my leg. Undine forced to pay because her friend isn't in any condition to do anything. I'm forced to take greenworm home because I can't get her off. Now greenworm won't stop bragging about how I'm her boyfriend now and she totally won the bet.

[Anonymous No.]

I love sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703036
>drunk rape spider in night mode
>drunk tiger lady feeling her clock ticking
You are very brave to take on both.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the desert to look for sandworms
>use cutting-edge geological surveying equipment to hunt down a sandworm and propose to her
>she's still afraid that you'll try to run if she lets you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703145
>Jinko clock ticking
What happens if I mention clocks in Jinkoland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703154
You would learn where the expression "fuck like a tiger" comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL marry a devout and pious order nun, and you WILL have many sons who will become heroes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703154
they will thank you for volunteering for helping to repopulated the endangered jinko species

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703145
The pelvis is broken but the heart is fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703186
But I'm a virgin, I can't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Demon
>Youko
Very tough choice. I don't think I'll know which one would win unless it happens to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703179
Misread as devout and pious older bun, these results are acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703186
Please stop spreading this lie. Jinkos are in no way endangered and every Jinko scientist I've asked has refused to provide any proof that they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Tentacle and Atlach-Nacha
Just kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703276
well the proof is in their bedroom anon, just follow one of them inside...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703214
>the demon has an embarrassingly poor tolerance for alcohol
>she gets flushed, clingy and giggly after a drink and a half, and is disarmingly cute
>youko can guzzle sake all night like it's water
>even before she starts drinking her kimono is sliding down her shoulders and she looks ready to pounce

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>krampus
>arachne
Oh fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703296
I'm not falling for that one again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703296
>Anon is never seen again
>approx 20+ small jinkos can be regularly sighted where he disappeared

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, monster finally corners a guy but notices he's exhausted. What comes first, rape or sleep so there's more energy for the "rape"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703333
gentle rape to lul you to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I reverse the situation and rape the monster instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703333
Drag home, feed milk and rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703307
>proof that anon is helping
what a hero he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Bogey
>Sylph
Barring the chance of going home with both, looks like the bogey is going to be the lucky one while the Sylph gets blown off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>fuck, i love getting sweaty as all hell, if only i had a monster to lick it away
>Anon flexing sweaty muscles.png
how ro derail any thread on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703428
consider suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703359
>run at them instead of running away
>do a death roll until your on top
>pretend your asleep, then grab-n-cuddle when they get close
>be the hunter
just gotta be brave anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703395
>drunk, sloppy evil clown sex
I'm sickened but curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703301
How would anyone even be able to solve this riddle? Tell them no then you're a naughty boy who was willing to break their hearts, tell them yes then you're a naughty boy who thought he could take advantage of drunk women
There is no winning here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703480
again bogety cuddle bug, bogie evil clown that will play witht thee naught little boy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If human boys didn't keep acting naughty, then they wouldn't have to be rape-corrected by angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703506
aunty chesh is so hot, I'm gonna ask her out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703408
I want an android shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703517
I don't believe in angels so I'm safe from them

[Anonymous No.]

queen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703520
Teasing aunt Chesh with promises of pawbean kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703517
I'll have to summon a demon to protect me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703542
>aunt chesh's friends walk in on her and anon doing such lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703517
As IF

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703517
There is nothing incorrect about whacking off with a ratatoskr's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampir+Full vampire daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703517
You need naughty boys to correct naughty monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703640
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703640
Sabbath mages get the spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703640
>hiding her face in such a big hat
its like shes asking to be kissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703517
sorry but no, Im not paying for anything I can get for free by looking for it, ms angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Owl Mage
>Nuraihyon
I skip the formalities and take them both in the back of my pickup truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703520
>aunt Cheshire never went to her prom because no one asked her out
>she was so embarrassed seeing her friend from work at her nephews prom after he asked her to be his date

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703652
What do the loli dark mages not in the Sabbath get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703640
I've never liked the sabbath much but that body... it's making me reconsider it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
I think I won the lottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703736
Also spankings, but bare assed because no Sabbath protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Lilim and a Demon
I don't think I have a choice here, I think I'm going home with both.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still not stories of a man getting imposter syndrome after getting a strong monster like a Lilim or high ranking Succubus
I just want cute stories of monsters telling men to stop being dumb and just focus on love...

[Anonymous No.]

please do not fuck the goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703824
You can't tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703824
but she said please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703824
I'm gonna fuck all the goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703798
>I just want cute stories of monsters telling men to stop being dumb
Before that can happen, his emotions are going to boil over making him vent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703520
>Screwing aunt chesh everyday you are at her house during summer vacation
>Never letting her rest as long she was in your sights
>Going on dates in her town, Making fun of the jabberwocks
>Getting closer with her as you learn her likes as well as learn of her fsavorite spots

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703855
>local anon breaks into a farm and impregnated all the goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703824
But tonight is Friday night and I have only my cool auntster to keep me company

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703765
>spanking a young dark mage's bare fat butt
Caution: this action will make both of you horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703693
>drunk OL owl mage
>gets a case of the giggles so bad it makes her glasses fog up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703968
anon, thats a doodoo birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>living armor
>soldier beetle
im taking both home

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703896
Auntster are not for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704019
They are for sex, sweaty, animalistic, hidden sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703857
>Lilim decides to go to a gala in Royal Makai with her former destitute commoner husband after meeting him as a conscript in some shitty Order city
>Husband starts out fine but slowly gets increasingly more insecure as he meets all of these heroic, important looking husbands next to their just as powerful looking wives
>Lilim wife has to guide him out onto the balcony because he's about to have a panic attack, leads to a shouting match over why she even picked someone like him and how embarrassed she probably is over having to drag him around
>Husband gets tearfully thrown into a pocket dimension where his wife spends what feels like a month explaining to him how much she loves him and how mamono don't give a flying fuck about power, status, looks or even confidence when it comes to finding a husband
>Turns out the same goes for just about everyone at the event with almost 3/4 of the other men there being like him
>Now after that and about a dimension's worth of Lilim sex on top of being told how dumb he was being he feels much more confident in his skin, albeit still a little nervous.
>Even gets to play games with the other husbands after the introductions and initial festivities are wrapped up
Not a writer so sorry if this is dogshit, just had thoughts going on and wanted to get this down so maybe someone who can actually write something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704019
There's nothing more beautiful and pure than your auntster carrying your baby in her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703987
Whatever she is she's getting motorboated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703824
maybe just a quick pet or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704019
without your momster's permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704067
>>sorry if this is dogshit
you get a thumbs up from me anon, if this is the first prompt you're doing, you're going in the right path, I bet you could even try writing a short story and it would be well received as long as you stick to real MGE stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704068
>baby
Surely you mean babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699573

[Anonymous No.]

Beware fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704333
I am now aware of foxes
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704345
Avoid them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704356
Instructions unclear, got stuck in fox tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704356
i took shelter nearby, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704345
Worship focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704356
I've hidden myself in the mofu shrine
They will never find me here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704417
>door shuts behind you
what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704430
she's probably a coyote or something, it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704430
>One is tied up
>The nerd is getting stripped
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Nurarihyon
>Hobgoblin
Ultimately both will be coming home with me. Which i am fine with.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704430
I open it.

[Anonymous No.]

manticores will brutally rape you and not even say thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704502
which ones do say thank you afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704502
>Thanks for the meal NERD!

[Anonymous No.]

Trust angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704544
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704565
they're kind of desperate for purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704637
Gonna run a temple (house) with my loyal angel supporters (harem)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704544
Especially ones with black wings, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704523
Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
Looks like its a 3way, or a falling out argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40705128
ODing on purple is a good way to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704430
Wut du?
>fuck the nerd first while the rest watch
>then they can all form an orderly line, no squabbling, and pass the pork buns please
>leave the roped one until last, by then she'll be a desperate mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
Red wine or sweet Eros-milk?
I had to google - theres a Brazilian cocktail with both, I just need some pineapple, a few ice-cubes, and to blend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
Time to go home with this one nice lady, I'm so drunk I'm seeing double, or quadruples...
>the hot twin double paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>40705197
>...pass the pork buns
>shit! what kind of sicko freaks make tofu buns?
>grab the nerd foxx over my shoulder, turn 360 and nope right out of there
>use the last of the nerd's towels to seal the door shut

[Anonymous No.]

>>40705280
>next morning
>realise redwine-apsara cocktail will be a bestseller
>we start with a small street stall outside my place
>within a month we've got the biggest Bar/Eros-temple in MGC
>>gotta go, I'm interviewing new Jinko bouncers before we open tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>fml
>when kys is literally the only correct option
>and Anon didn't-live happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>40705451
That dog's smug aura mocks me.

[Anonymous No.]

birb

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think it is like having a bicorn as a mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40705771
her book club meetings always ends in orgies with you while she watches

[Anonymous No.]

>>40705661
Late night at the Bird's Nest Club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704430
>go in a corner
>stand awkwardly and ask someone to show you another way out because you clearly went into women's bathroom by accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Titania
>Cancer
Poor Cancer never stood a chance. In fact, I feel so sorry for her that once she pays the bill, I inform her that she's coming with us.
The three of us are going to have some fun in a DE-infused bubbly bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704430
Hey, is that tied-up Fox okay?

[Anonymous No.]

I swear to God when the portals open if i get catch by some shit monster like dark elf, Amazon or hellhound, i will just kill my self in hope to break her heart. I hate them so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>40705904
I want an Amazonian Body type Hellwan.

[Anonymous No.]

Sharks aren't as scary when you know how silly they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706226
Much like he is, their big dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706293
*hebis goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

What is the average land speed of an agitated hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

You will be eaten by the colossal sand bug.
You will be covered in her juices.
You will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706380
an african or european hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706460
All hellhounds are European

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706467
its a monty python joke anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706485
Apologies. I am uncultured

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D7hFHfLEyk

[Anonymous No.]

It's all fun, game and silly hentai logic with monstergirls until you start bringing up Fallout Factions. And whatever discussions you have with the monstergirls regarding Fallout Factions now devolve into heated debates and heated arguments on which faction is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a monstergirl version of rapists beware?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4aqAWtiR9k

[Anonymous No.]

>Older dragon looks at herself in the mirror
>Realizes that she hit the wall
>Fears she'll never get married now that she's too old
>The only sign of her aging are her horns looking somewhat greyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706529
That gave me a good chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706692
Here lies Miss Dragon. She never scored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706692
>she has a sudden flashback to the boy that she liked centuries ago who rejected her because he only liked gray horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706529
>be wandering in the woods
>suddenly confronted by a Greenworm on stilts
>NI!
>It's the Worms Who Say Ni!
>The Worms Who Say Ni! demand a sacrifice
>They demand... a salad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706467
>>40706485
>>40706529
>>40706768
The Chief God: "Luka... Luka. Hero of Bretonnia..."
>Order Hero and his party/band of fellow knights and adventurers bow down and grovel
>Chief God: "Oh don't you grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand it's people grovelling."
>Order Hero: "Sorry."
>Chief God: "AND DONT APOLOGIZE! Everytime I try to talk to some of you mortals it's always 'sorry this' and 'forgive me' that and 'Im not worthy.'"
>Luka and his party/band of knights and fellow adventurers avert their gaze.
>Chief God: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW!?"
>Order Hero: "Averting our gaze oh goddess."
>Chief God: No, don't! It's always like those miserable Psalms it's so depressing. NOW KNOCK IT OFF!"
>Order Hero: "Okay, you were saying?"
>Chief God: "Right... Luka, Hero of Bretonnia. I'm tasking you and your fellow Grail Knights and heroes and or adventurers to an important objective. Behold, the Super Chastity Belt. It may look kinky but it will help stop the unholy horniness of the Demon Lord and all Monstergirls.
>Order Hero: "Good idea my lady!"
>Chief Goddess: "Of course it's a good idea! Now look well Luka, you and your knights and fellow heroes shall find the Super Chastity Belt. That is your purpose Luka... The quest for the Super Chastity Belt."
>Heavenly chorus sings as the Chief God fucks off
>Madame Galliard the Cowardly: "A blessing! A blessing from the Chief Goddess!"
>Arch Wizard Asuka: "Overgod be praised!"

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, wock looks like THAT?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706833
Romanes eunt domus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40703640
I'm looking at this image again and it's making me even more lustful than yesterday. Guys I think the sabbath got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706749
Imagine being revived by some hag draco-lich because you talked to her once a few centuries ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what undeads feel about tales where characters overcome death by the power of sheer love, something like Orpheus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40704345
Always trust foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707027
One of us
One of us

[Anonymous No.]

*squish*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707027
Everyone likes the sabbath, they just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707379
How can you, they blatantly lie about their ages as if we can't see all of their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707452
>>40707494
Tell me, are girls with such a body common in the sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707566
There is not a single sabbath girl that does not have hips wider than she is tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707566
If I had to guess it could be a 50-50 split between slim lolis with little curves and pears, with a spectrum of variance within the two arbitrarily split groups. I'd expect plenty of big booty little monsters around, both in the sabbaths and outside them.

[Anonymous No.]

It's about time you people woke up to the wonders of the Sabbath.
I love loli liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707659
>>40707811
Well if I can get a couple of sabbath girls as thick as the one in the image from yesterday I'm sold. I hope they like mating press and being suspended mid air while getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

i dreamt of being a young boy playing with the older creepy dark mage that lives down the lane

[Anonymous No.]

>>40708037
I dreamed I was back in my high school cafeteria and found a copy of Thomas Mann's "Joseph and His Brothers" and stole it.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you woke up in creepy town
what should I do first so I can at least see where the hell I'm at

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>>40708506
I don't know about this creepy town, tell me about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>“Abominable,” can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for cryin out loud?

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>>40708506
Go back to sleep
You will either wake up from the nightmare or wake up in someones bed after they took you back home with them

[Anonymous No.]

marry Paarthurnax

[Anonymous No.]

>>40708564
looks vulnerable to kissing damage

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>>40708547
all monsters are creepy, gloomy, and are very perverted to boot, some common gals include Hex maniac type dark mages, goth holsts, ookumades that look like the main character from watamote, creepy regura dark mages that just wanna "talk" meaing they will seduced with their words and lure you into bed with them, crows, extra creepy jabberwocks and cheshires that spek in riddles and vague words that are very creepy, 8ft tall ghosts that play with you, very shady and creepy tanukis in the stores of the occult

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>>40708724
Truly sounds like heaven

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>>40708724
Oh no, sounds horrible! What's the fastest route to travel there

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>>40708784
creepy river, its color is a sickly purple but it fine to swim in. its just grape soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>40706768
They could still go for a shrubbery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40707977
>I hope they like mating press and being suspended mid air while getting fucked.
All lolis enjoy a little manhandling.

[Anonymous No.]

bully the tallies

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>>40706833
"Behold, the cave of Caerbannorg!"
>Hero: 'Right, keep me covered!'
>'With what?'
>'Just keep me covered.'
>Baphomet: 'Too late! There she is!'
>'What, behind the rabbit?'
>B: 'It is the rabbit!'
>'You stupid sod! You got us worked up for nothing!'
>B: 'That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul-tempered, insatiably horny rodent you ever set your eyes on!'
>'You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!'
>B: 'Look at that rabbit's got a libido a mile wide! She's got HUGE honkers, and pelvis crushing thighs!'

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>>40708506
Start whistling This is Halloween

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>>40706833
Don't you fucks have some combined lewd worldbuilding thread on /tg/ these days?

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Ya know I’ve been wondering, where do minos get their scars? Every weapon a monster girl uses is demonrealm silver and it’s stated that their claws and horns don’t harm people, and most order soldiers are leagues below them in terms of strength and speed meaning battle is unlikely. So does that mean minos, or any monster girl with scars, got them silly accidents like tripping or cutting themselves while cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

lich-sama drank too much and died.

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>>40708817
>t. Insect girl waiting for anon to get out so she can lick him clean

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>>40709174
they are lot of bugs in creepy town as welll as the water bug girls as well

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>>40709193
Ill stay in the non-bug zone

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>>40709150
well, we know from the dragonia sports tournament description that injuries do happen, somehow.
most likely even with demon silver, blunt force and impact can still inflict nasty cuts and gashes

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>>40709150
it's dark in those labyrinths

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>>40709214
The Goblin Queen kidnapped my brother and took him into her labyrinth...

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>>40709204
thats the first part of town you are going to come across in Creepy town

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>>40703145
clock ticking? a clockwork jinko?

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>>40703359
dont

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>>40709150
Wild animals, I guess. We know they have at least some wildlife.

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>>40709150
>ssssss
>oom
the fuck are these heifers saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709227
F

https://litter.catbox.moe/zkq6ab.jpeg

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40709304
You're peeking at them through an elaborate mirror setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709393
There is a follow-up isnt there

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>>40709433
ye

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>>40709491
It better be wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709504
i think? can't read shit but the artist is usually nice.
looks like he doesn't force her and eventually she gets horny and takes what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Beast is writing more Selene stuff

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>>40709580
lilim of swords? more like lilim of DORKS

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>>40699573

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>>40709655
Hmm milk maid

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if both sabbath and onee-sabbath recruiters arrived at your doorstep at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709663
Invite onee-sabbath lady in for drinks, give the little scamp $5 and tell her to go get some ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709663
Ask where the Oba sabbath at

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709663
lolify the hag

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>>40709663
That is one extremely underweight loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709655
>vt*ber
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709720
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709663
megane suck. you win this round, sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709663
kick the child into the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709732
her hips melt into her abs therefore she has like 1% body fat.

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>>40709580
Same I actually like Selene as an OC Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709762
She's just skinny the way a girl is supposed to be. If you tell her that she will ask you with a look of disgust in her face if you're into cows or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709700
Hagify the loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709663
I hope Onee-Sabbath has members who make use of gyms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709762
they have a strict diet of sweets, candy and essence

[Anonymous No.]

Another picture I can't get over. Its not even just because of the booba, she just looks cute. I don't like tea, either, but I want to drink tea with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709784
They don't have cows in her branch?

[Anonymous No.]

i like the horned slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699573

[Anonymous No.]

Need me some Sabbath elins.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me. Just dropping the first music track for the harpy game we've been working on.

Look forward to it, everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W17oQ3trJcc

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40709922
did they come in any other size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709922

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710049
man was never meant to resist such power

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen. I humbly requet that you do this test if you have not before.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/
I like seeing people's results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709922
They're already a race of thick lolis, you don't even need a sabbath for that.

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>>40710115
*Or if you haven't done it in a while. Your tastes drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710079
No man can resist any monster no matter what they might think. They probably all have thighs like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710115
Don't worry. My based patrician tastes have not changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709153
RIP in piss, I cant believe my drinking buddy is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40709153
>>40710179
hmmm, wait a mintue! theres something wrong here, she didnt have a pusle even when she was alive something smells fishy and it aint the bluefin tuna mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710179
don't let her drift away, start some CPR with heavy mouth to mouth

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>>40710079
Indeed.

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[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that possession of an empty egg carton will result in being cast into the depths of the hag pit, where the proto-hags reside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710427
i just got done baking a cake FOR THEM. ungrateful sods.

[Anonymous No.]

typical undead hag, mist contient flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710427
Pit of the Old Maids.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheeeeeen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710468
the ancient and proud protokiki dwells there

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[Anonymous No.]

dont ya hate it when the 8 ft ghosts cant stop flashing you
>>40710514
please describe them in great detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710525
they have pointy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710427
I'm going to drop empty cartons down the pit now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710554
And then a chesh pushed you into the pit, you know, as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the biggest reason that people love strong monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Being milked dry and then being praised and called "good boy" for letting out so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710569
thats why i trianed my pinch grip to the max, catching the edge, quickly pulling the chesh and tossing her where she belongs with her stale and ancient jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710525
I want to bury my face in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710115
I have like 8 number 1's because they're all good girls who deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710115
I changed a little. Unfortunately a lot of profiles are light on detail personality wise and stuff so there is a lot of white noise and just choosing the best picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710573

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>>40710583
The edges are slick with condensation from all the heavy breathing and other activities that comes from the depths

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710158
>>40710605
Nice b8

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710628
as long as the grip is stong enough, you make dryness by virtue by exposing new rock surface

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710629
>posts in mge thread
>likes mge girls
Shocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710628
i pierced the rock while doing the ok symbol, the strongest grip

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710637
You cannot escape your fate anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710598
i was the same first i did it. i had to stop myself from doing ties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710672
i'll fuck fate herself to escape her grasp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710703
Do you have any idea how fertile fate is after all these years?
You never stood a chance.
She was the haggiest of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710688
How am I supposed to pick between Zombie Dragons and normal Dragons? Both are great. My hearts too open, I'm gonna get insta-loss by affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710728
The question is now, where her house at? as well as how am i gonna get there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710115
Taste still pretty much fall under the same three categories, aggressive women, beast girls, and mgs that are smiling in their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710736
nothing wrong with that, brother. it was a hard choice for me too. i adore so many monsters, but flayers ended up on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710115
>Demon, Lim, Raiju
>most of my top ten have horns
The bottom 150 are basically tied, you best believe I'm trying to sign a contract as soon as the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710743
The sorter is great for bringing up girls that you might not think since I think it adds weight to groupings and personalities but I don't think anyone is going to get any big surprises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710742
At the bottom of the pit, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710743
Doom cometh if you see a Jinko grin like a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710756
i'd assume such a being would be with the gods, not with the common hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710770
The gods got tired of her constant and ever increasing pheremones.
Did you know hags get more fertile over time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710575
Feels weird seeing someone else post her other than me. I agree, though. Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710780
Anon, the gods are also old as hell as hags, some even more than some. This is a trick to get me a way from where she actually is, I assume

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710798
Go into the pit, follow the fumes

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>>40710814
nah, that weaving schemer is up above. along with all the godesses

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>>40710820
Cruel isn't it?
To be cast down in the pit and have your neighbors scare away potential husbands actively looking for you.
And no matter how much you scream, they will never hear you as they walk in the opposite direction.

Fate did not deserve this fate.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40702160
The secret one?

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>>40710850
i shall give the pit a slope that is enough to bring the hags out and I shall curse the gods if Fate isnt there

[Anonymous No.]

The infernal bureaucracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710885
Imagine accidentally calling your boss "mama"

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>>40710897
Imagine doing it on purpose, at her request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710885
>OL demons that try to trick poor anon into a quickie in the supply closet
can't they see he has work to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710904
If you indulge her she will start taking lactation meds to complete the magic

[Anonymous No.]

>40700054
>40700255
>40700309
>40700347
>40700437
>40700497
>40700633
Have we been raided by /tg/niggers again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710897
i would do it on purpose as well as say im thirsty for milk a whole lot of the time Im with her while looking at her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710897
She'll be eventually be one. Then again and again and again. So many maternity leaves. So many jealous hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710976
>tfw your boss is a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710976
>massively pregnant boss walks through the office
>all the OL hags seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711029
>the entire HR department was secretly your harem all along

[Anonymous No.]

>fake thread is gone
did it get deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711106
wock ate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711133
WOOOCKYYYY, THAT'S A JOB FOR JANNIES!
do you want them to not get paid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711054
>you are the young intern with lots of very handsy senpais, and th boss loves to mess with you, sometimes making attend a meeting with her massive milk laden tits are out in the open, even seeing the milk right on the nipples

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>Anon gets hired as a servant in a wight's mansion
>after one particularly exhausting day he decides to take a break after cleaning the mistress's room
>he lays on her bed
>he intends to just rest for a minute or two but ends up falling asleep
>wakes up several hours later
>somebody tucked him in
>he doesn't know the wight has been watching him the whole he was sleeping
>or that she has been caressing his cheek and hair as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711106
Based kikis deleted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET IN
Does this ever work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711315
It would definitely work on me.

[Anonymous No.]

Y’know, since monsters are, in the vast majority of species, the “active” member in courtship, this means beastgirls would also likely inherit any “display” features typically associated with males of the original species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711315
lol no. Also It's take some time to get out from under the blanket so that's why i successfully escape from these "mothers" everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711358
Peacocks have funny cries

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>>40711358
so they would be a birb with a dum :) on her ass feathers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711106
Hit the bump limit. When I saw the catalog last night it had 312 replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9S-QMibma8

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711247
>yandere assassin kiki
>hubby has no idea since she's so kind to him, regularly makes his favorite dishes, nags him like any other maidwife from time to time and is always happy and cuddly when he drags her away
>he doesnt know she regularly flicks knives in front of other monster's faces if they stare at him too hard
>and if they dont get the message, the knife goes between their eyes instead
>and has a glare of pure jealous rage that could give a shirohebi a run for her money

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>>40711385
Most likely.
Knowing monsters it’d be a bit… lewder.

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>>40711179
>Waking up hours later in panic.
>Thinking the boss is going to fire him.

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>>40711047
Button popping breast and a huge, gravid belly showing through the gaps between buttons. Seriously expensive bra pushing against the shirt's fabric, supporting the heavy half-breed (and husband) feeders. Black pencil skirt with wide birthing hips that sway just right. Thick, but not overly so legs to support the baby factory located above. Tasteful panty shots every now and then. Again expensive underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711437
If she doesn't have at least 3 weapons under her skirt, is she even really a maid?

[Anonymous No.]

Suspicious fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711587
4 ears, imposter fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710115
It was hard to not spam the tie button on a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711666
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711666
Half related but I like to think that, in some cases, kitsune-tsuki can "promote" to full-fledged kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711668
vamp mosq a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
Every anon that didn't answer both is a filthy fucking slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711754
What?

[Anonymous No.]

got a lewd you wanna see, i 'll draw it! just a pose, a monster, and some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711968
Cancer in a bikini top washing a car!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711968
cancer in bunnygirl outfit singing on top of a piano

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711968
Loli demon in micro bikini doing a standing leg split

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711968
Cancer in japanese swimsuit being embarassed, because she got caught changing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712046
What is that, some kind of salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

i thought my computer kicked the bucket

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711587
The only three weapons a Kiki needs are her broomstick, an iron frying-pan, and that one other weapon she conceals under her petticoats
>i think its a suppressed makarov

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712043
she will have a massive lower body, u okay with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711106
14 and a half days was a pretty long run

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711968
HR Bicorn OL introducing new hire Anon to the rest of the office girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40702977
>Dormouse
>Dark Matter

Dark Matter will be pulling shenanigans, no doubt about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40699573
Have a hebi weekend everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712280
Imma make her bipedal dragon hybrid, aslo i'll do like other girls, Wurm, Jabberwock, Bogie Dragon, Haku Angelic dragon, and Wyrven
Im in a dragon type mode today

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40711968
Dark priest or succubus nun spreading her legs inviting you to sex with her womanhood covered by a pelvic curtain part of her nun outfit

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacle-chan is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712470
What upset this tentacle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711587
They cant keep it under their skirts because their masters grope and disrobe them so much, sometimes forcefully and while it's a delight for them when it happens, it's also bit of a nuisance since they have to time to hide their torture implements. And good meidos cant let them be discovered lest their master worry about trivial things like the health of that WHORE who looked at him for longer than a second
rather, their hiding places depends on their master's fetishes. Thry can get pretty creative too
>master has a real hard on for maid outfits
>the frilly headband that makes him harder has a razor edge hidden in it
>master loves pantyhose and leaves them on
>her shoelaces have razor wire in them that he never notices
>master loves being a bad forceful master
>never notices the small blades hidden along the hem when he rips her outfit off

[Anonymous No.]

post the unholy demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40710115
Mine - yes, I've got a Bicorn&Unicorn duality issue and need a Kiki to sort my shit out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712285
A sleepy mouse with a hangover sounds like one of the cutest things you could possibly wake up next to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712554
I respect you, hossbro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712539
hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712539
>>40712570
i wonder how do their horns form and or do they grow ,ore spiky with age and start to encircle the head of the demon like a crown of thorns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712593
i think that horns are an extension of the soul. it kind of represents them in a way, like a soul's song

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712539

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>>40712606
so different demons might have different horn shapes, such as an ojou whose got oil money and loves digging for the truth has both drill hair and drill horns?

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>>40712622
yeah something like that. glad you understood what i meant from my retarded explaination. also stuff like different levels of sharpness based on how aggressive they are, so if a demon is extremely soft and kind, they'd have rounded off horns. however, the bluntness could also mean bluntness in the sense of being really direct, and theyre still really direct. so you cant tell EXACTLY what a demon will be like from their horns, but once you get to know them you can kind of have that 'ohhhhh, i get it now' moment.

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>>40712539
foul demons

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>>40712666
i'd assume those soft and kind demons have more rounded horns that look like a part of a halo, what shapes would a tsun demon would have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712714
They'd probably have horns that are somewhat sharp but still very rounded, they just insist that the whole horn thing is bullshit.

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>>40712714
i wouldnt give kind demons halos, as not all angels are kind, but a vast majority of angels have a halo. instead, maybe they'd have a heart shape at the tip? or maybe natural hoop-earing-like shapes similar to hearts? idk. a tsun demon could maybe have them pointing in different directions, maybe? to represent their mixed emotions and their dishonesty with themselves. each horn a different colour, too. so, one points forward and is white, and another points backwards, which is black? not sure how to do that, to be honest.
maybe have them folded over eachother about the forehead, like folded, pouty/grumpy arms.

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>>40711968
Jinko sitting on the bed next to a guy and giving him a handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712666
>Horns start changing shape after the demon meets her soul mate.

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>>40712671
demons are very cute and are not evil, just look at sister demon
>>40712751
I like that as well
>>40712754
The reason i said halo like is that demons come from fallen angels and I just assume the more closer to how they were once, the kinder they'll be. If you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

>>40711968
Gazer levitating above a chair while Jabberwock asks to borrow her scissors.

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>>40712228
>Be Anon
>busy writing mamono porn to post on /mon-chan
>Anon hears sounds of a struggle in the kitchen
>there are loud slapping sounds and occasional 'awoo's
>Anon creeps to the door cautiously
>the Kiki maido is head-down and ass-up over the knee of a much older but still non-hag Kiki
>Anon can only recognise her by that garter he bought for her birthday, her head is lost under all her pulled up petticoats
>"Tsk! Vat waz zhat? A piztol? A true Kiki does nyet need zuch veapons! Look at me, an alt Babayaga, unt I need no modern piztols. The only veapon a gut Kiki needz unter her zkirts is zhis vun..."
>there is a stinging slap, right on the crotch of the poor Kiki's bloomers
>there are blubbering apologies coming from under the pile of petticoats
>"Ya, zo now you iz zorry. Look, here iz zhe Anon, and I can zmell zhat you do not uze your proper veapon on him yet, huh? Slow lazy Kiki!"
>Anon freezes, surely he can't have seen him in the dark doorway
>"Ya, you, kommt here! You zee zhis? Zhe Kiki-puzzi? Unt, you, a fit jung Anon vizh a hart kock iz not fukken zhe Kiki. Here, I make it zimple for you two idiotz."
>With a flick of her feathered wrists, the Kiki's bloomers are ripped in twain
>Anon tries discretely not to look, but of course that doesn't work
>"Hokay, I go now, und you kan vinish off dizsiplinink zhis lazy Kiki vizh zhe hart Anon kock."
>She dumps the exposed Kiki on the kitchen table, her torn bloomers aimed towards Anon, and ninja-leaps out the open kitchen window and is gone
>Hours later, Anon picked up the discarded pistol from the cum-splattered floor tiles and put it away safely in the drawer where until that day he'd been keeping the box with the engagement ring.

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>>40712801
Not sure if that was a Russian or German accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712830
I think most Kikis nowadays are generally Transylvanian to keep out of messy politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712776
i do indeed catch your drift, but i just find halos and goodness to be a wrong association

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712851
I vant ze drakula kikiz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712801
>>there is a stinging slap, right on the crotch of the poor Kiki's bloomers
She's spanking her vag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712802
The brown one has good taste in clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712875
They both do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712875
traditional elven clothing is stupid and bad and gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712856
>Be trad vampire
>sleep in a coffin for 500 years
>wake up and everything is still working, there are spooky candles in the sconces ready to be lit, tables set with nonsilver cutlery for your dark feasts, silk sheets on beds for your gullible guests to fall defencelessly asleep, etc
>how?
>ofc there are transylvanian Kikis to sort all the essential tasks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712754
some demons have a bunch of halos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712539

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>>40712892
cant get my head around why this thread hates this

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Apophis' such tit-cows?
https://twitter.com/sosokona/status/1553340143100362752

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712889
You're stupid and bad and gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712903
almost all desert girls have big tits in case no water and they find a man passed out from either heat exhaustion or thirst

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712903
Jesus fuck I need to feel those

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712903
boys go wild for big purple titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>40712898
A lot of Anons, and KC, have a problem with Full-Yuri
>imho foreplay-yuri or preparatory-yuri is acceptable, and afaik thats also fine with KC if it leads to a wet and ready mamono getting her Anon

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>>40712898
Kinda got the impression it was more the yuri aspects than anything else, which is understandable

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>>40712898
Nobody hates yuri for the sake of corruption or because there's no man nearby or between wives in the middle of group sex what nobody wants is "muh pure love men are not needed" yuri shit

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>>40712940
With one obvious exception - Siths can go far away somewhere and fuck each other, and nobody cares.

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>>40712940
Not him but I've seen people flip a tit over suggesting that it would be hot to have two girls make out while giving you a double tit-job.
Some people here have a hate-boner for anything yuri related to the point it's kind of silly.

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>>40712965
>I've seen people flip a tit over suggesting that it would be hot to have two girls make out while giving you a double tit-job.
Then they're fucking faggots and their opinion shouldn't be even considered

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>>40712892
Do Angels' rings change to different colors as they get gradually more corrupted?
.
>and their halos too ofc [boom-tish]

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>>40712977
every time an angel wings a bell gets its rings

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>>40712930
It's just silly for harems if all the girls wait patiently for a turn at cock in a harem.

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>>40712867
Don't worry, Anon will kiss it all better.

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>>40699573

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>>40712965
While I agree, yurifags are completely nuts and the hate-boner is likely a reaction to that.

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>>40712987
>all the girls wait patiently for a turn at cock in a harem.
What's silly is if the harem is too big for them to not be able to do that.

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>>40712987
That's why the ideal harem is 3-5 fairies.

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>>40713034
i mean you could probably manage 1 per finger

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>>40712916
every instance of elven clothing i have seen on this thread has been stupid and bad and gay. a bit queer, even. a tad faggoty.

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>...~

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>>40712903
further proof that purple is (one of) the sexiest colours.

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>>40712965
thats what I was getting at with my original response. i cannot get my head around it. its hot.

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Pharaoh, pharaoh let my people go!

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>>40713064
I'm not sure if anon is seriously gay or just wants more lewd stylish clothes without telling me...

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>>40713071
>fox innkeeper peeking in on you changing
how rude

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>>40713093
Vulva squish is my weakness.

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>>40713034
Its 2 to 3 girls. Two means they can spitroast you, and 3 means two can get kinky while you fuck the other.

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>>40713093
There's just something about gold trimmed outfits

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>>40713108
That would look really silly with fairies.

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>>40712987
exactly. i find the idea of walking out of a room after fucking one girl, only to find another two making out while they were waiting for you to finish in the next room, extremely hot.

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>>40713111
Yep

>>40713108
>and 3 means two can get kinky while you fuck the other
While this is hot and fine there are still parts of your body she can use...

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>>40713093
no, i just think theyre so titilating that it loops back around to not being sexy anymore. thats my issue with it.

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>>40712987
>lichwife has you make the rounds to ensure all zombies are topped off
being an necromancers assistant is harder than it sounded

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>>40713130
>While this is hot and fine there are still parts of your body she can use...
That's all hot sounding until five or six times in your left hand becomes the designated fingerfucking hand.

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>>40713108
>3 means two can get kinky while you fuck the other
>he can't take a manticore, hellhound, and mid-heat jinko at the same time
pussy

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>>40713108
My personal ideal, if i absolutely must have a harem, is 7.

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>>40713172
Nobody could. If you say you could, you're lying.

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>>40713172
An honorable exception is that some girls can milk out spirit energy without a cock involved.

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>>40712885
The one on the right is wearing panties under the curtain, her fashion sense is inferior.

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>>40713089
>Pharoah, "No, fuck the Danukis!"
>Danukis, "OyVeh, Anon, but an order is an order..."
>And so Anon parted the Fluffy-tails and made the wetness flow with his powerful staff.
Sexodus 6:29-45

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>Imagine needing to breathe. How plebian.

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>>40713223
>"so how'd you become an undead incubus, anon?"
>"oh, I just choked to death eating out my wight wife, she wouldn't let me up to get air"

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>>40713189
There is an Honor Roll plaque in the foyer of the Pelvic Recovery Ward with the names of all the Heroes.

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>>40713172
i don't think manticores harem very well. they already got too many hungry holes

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>>40713223
She doesn't have to be so roundabout when she wants to deepthroat you. She could have just asked directly.

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>>40713211
Actually there's an even better pic but I don't trust jannies so I didn't post it

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>>40713266
If you have several manticores you can connect them head to tail like the human centipede.

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>>40713114
unf, sex

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>>40710115
Wow, it's not easy to pick a favourite

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>>40710115
Same as always.

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>>40713367
outerspace based, except theres a few i love at the bottom.

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The hand sign, what does it mean?

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>>40713430
dog

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>>40713430
mofu gang signs

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>>40713433
it means fox*, after further thinking. like a shadow puppet thing.

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>>40713430
Depending on context, she's either telling you to stop talking or telling you that she can't talk.

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>>40713342
The "wife-sanctioned" tier list

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>>40713430
dont care, wanna play with big titty lmao

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>>40699573

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>>40713510
>ancient fox coming up with stupidly convoluted plots to corrupt anon
>little does she know, anon is already willing to do anything to fondle her ample breasts

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>>40713342
wholesome and hebi pilled

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>>40713526
I NEED two shorty stacked wives

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>>40713578
but can she defeat the common housecat?

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Give me a gun monster girl.
I can't believe KC created a dark musketeer in a side story but no profile for her

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>>40713626
She's a class not a species

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>>40713611
>eats your food
>stretches your shirts with her kot bags
>lazes around all day
what are kots good for?

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>>40713629
it gets somewhat muddy with things like dark priest, sea bishop and dark mage. vocations do be species sometimes

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>>40713578
>3m fox going off on some grand plan and or trying to seduce anon
>Anon is just looking right at her titty while drooling until A snap is heard
>Anon just shoves his head between thsoe massive mammaries and starts motorboating

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>>40713672
>get behind the big fox
>put your face in her ass and wrap your arms around her waist
>pull her down into a sitting position

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>>40713596
what's hebi courtship like?

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>>40713707
Anon, that ass is too fat, you wont be able to get up afterwards

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Post your best kikimora pics please!

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m i l k milk m i l k

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>>40711968
Sandworm. Doggystyle.

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>>40713856
wrong pic, lmao

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>>40713730
looking at her or smiling at her is enough to show her your interested
if she starts stalking you or she kidnaps you, she has accepted your advances

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>>40713862
based eros worshipping sister

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>>40713731
>>40713862

Gonna run a fox dairy shrine and keep them all knocked up

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>>40713887
make sure you get all flavors as well as remember to make lots of fired tofu

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>>40713862
God I love nuns so much.

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>>40713926
me too, nuns get my sinning thoughts in overdrive with no outlet that aint inside one

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>>40713875
where can i fund the haghebis?

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>>40713966
No need to look for them. She's already found you.

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>>40713953
>portals open
>week goes by and nothing changes is
>one day this cat pops in beside you despairing with other anons who can't seem to find the apparently plentiful monster girls.
>"Pathetic virgin! You'd get loads of girls if you just went outside but you don't. So since I feel so bad for you and I'm a good cat I'll let you be my Tom. Nya nya nya."
Should you just go outside for once now that the portals are open, just kinda far away?
>"Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh."
She might not stop making those noises until you fuck her. She might just never stop.

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>>40713978
i want the meaty white and old snakes, and I wanna way tallet than me

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>>40713966
Just go into the jungle and keep walking, after a few days you'll find an abandoned shrine with a sealed ancient evil ryu. Ignore her and grab one of the hebis keeping her sealed.

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>>40713978
Then why won't she show herself?
Have I done something wrong?
Does she hate me?

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>>40713966
your walls

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>>40713983
That's okay, I have noise-cancelling headphones.

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>>40713875
>ms hebi has a collection of straws you've left behind at restaurants
and here i thought the white snake was staring at me because she needed to clean the table

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>>40713983
A true monster would break down my door without hesitation.
I am simply undesired by monsters.

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>>40713953
I wanna live in a small convent with a small group of nun wives

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>>40713983
what cat? she just my schizophrenia that goes away everytime ai take my pills

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>>40713983
This must be my cue to go look for the more polite and buff kot.

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>>40714001
>collection of your straws
does she lick them pretending your kissing? or does she keep them the same forever?

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>>40714032
she keeps them in a jar of her venom

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>>40714032
I'm gonna feed one to her first.

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>>40714046
She put raging mushrooms in them. Hebi is always two steps ahead.

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>>40713983
Get my wurm whistle bought the other day on amazon and blow as hard as I can

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>forming party to take on a difficult raid boss
>post party recruitment ad: "going on hydracore raid, looking for a Dire Fox DPS"
>a slightly chubby fox with HUGE, lactating breasts shows up and stutters
>"f-finally someone needs a D-dairy Fox like me!"
what do?

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>>40714106
Keep her around for... reasons. Then find a DPS.

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>>40714106
Ask what her DPS is.

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>>40714106
shes perfect for healing, Just gotta cheese the boss by leg kicking without stopping

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>>40714106
Reroll egg-hunter instead and just solo the raid with broken mechanics

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>>40714152
id hunt her eggs

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>>40713911
Of course, one can't have an understocked dairy without the right flavors.

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>>40713983
I am fine with this, being annoyed into cumflating her womb is what I want.

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>>40714189
Thats the idea

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>>40713911
>>40714191
Where does one find this particular variety of fox?

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>>40714235
Find the nearest Eros cult.

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>>40714235
Out in the country

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>>40714235
eros regions

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>>40714292
i'd like to explore some eros regions

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>>40714292
I submit to mofu

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megamilf

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>>40714338
ok
>>40714343
cow elf

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>time kiki
I don't know what that is but its the first words I said when i woke up from my nap

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>>40714407
Time Splitters?

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>>40714407
Someone has to clean up after all the careless time travelers.

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>>40714407

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You are not immune to vampiric coercion

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>>40714357
This isnt fair, these fat foxes are simply too strong

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>>40714450
>phobic of piercing/incisions
I very much am.

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>>40714450
I rubbed five pounds of crushed garlic all over myself so she can't do anything to me.

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>>40714450
unless she looks liek this, I dont want her

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>>40714476
vampires dont like garlic because theyre nobles and garlic is smelly

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>>40710115
I've already done this twice so I'll just repost my last result, which I think is pretty accurate.

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>>40714488
Sounds like an excuse for their babby palate.

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>>40714464
Only until knocked up, they're just asking for fried tofu and pampering

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>>40714450
I'd be passionately begging a vampire to take me

[Anonymous No.]

...

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How can people not have Jabberwock as their absolute favorite dragon? She's so pretty and young...

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>>40714600
shes my favorite cause shes pretty heavy and young as dust, lmao

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>>40714450

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>>40714600
Young, thin wocks...

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>>40714712
>>40714600
>>40714614
Look at that artist's other wock pictures, she's not thin or young at all! Don't let her trick you!

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>>40714766
There is more than one Jabberwock in existence.

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>>40714783
Jabberwock is already perfect, why would they need to make Jabberwock 2?

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>>40714766
thats my favorite wock, got a squeeze zone and all

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>>40714135
Little did anon know that there is only one way to measure Dairy Per Squeeze.

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>>40714795
Making more Jabberwocks is exactly what husband of one should contribute to.

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>>40710115
God I love brown girls

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[Anonymous No.]

how many dragon subspecies are there in MGE?

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>>40714924
I like em like I like my coffee.

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>>40714924
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

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>>40714973
Seven, according to the wiki.