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How fishy.

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>> No.45999914
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I want to be absorbed temporarily by shog

>> No.45999917

>>45999901
What are the chotchkeys she has on that mat there?

>> No.45999925

gonna dramatically betray my dhampir friend and reveal that I was working for her mother all along

>> No.45999927

Good thing Sahuagin aren't rapists. I feel safe around my Sahu friend.

>> No.45999929

Final reminder to MCsplinter and GTGuy: please reach out about your prizes. I'd hate for you to miss out.

>> No.45999936
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In preparation for caturday, the kots have launched a pre-emptive invasion

>> No.45999976

>>45999601
>>45999615
Yetis are unlikely. I’ve seen this many times, a chocolate allergy eliminates another knight. Sad! Better call off the search parties.

>> No.45999977

>>45999936
>Post Invasion of a Human kingdom by the kot army
>Damage to infrastructure is minimal
>However kots are now laying around in all public and private spaces
>Don't be surpised to find a kot sleepin on your kitchen table after it broke in to raid your canned fishes and chickens.
>No work is getting done since they love laying on laptops and demanding attention.

>> No.45999990
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45999990

>>45999936
kots

>> No.46000023

>>45999925
>“Luka, I am your father!”
Good one! Now she’ll regret giving you that full open mouth kiss! Any minute now the regret will pop up…any minute now…

>> No.46000049

>>45999977
>wake up in my own bed with a fat ass cat laying on me, literally has her giant jugs smothering me in bed while she snores
How do I escape?

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>>46000049
You don't, just accept your new master. That doesn't mean you won't get the chance to bully her after you spoil her rotten.

>> No.46000084
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Protect the cats.

>> No.46000091

>>46000070
I am NOT a slave to cats...

>> No.46000097

>>46000084
Something tells me this kot has only a rough grasp of english.

>> No.46000101

>>46000091
Famous last words before being Tom'd...

>> No.46000102

>>46000084
I wonder how this cute, harmless, bimbo version of cheshire came about.

>> No.46000116
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>> No.46000152

How angry would you be if a Wurm kept waking you up in the middle of the night with a surprise fellatio under the excuse that "Wurmy just wanted some cummies"?

>> No.46000181

>>46000097
Joke's on you, she's only pretending to be retarded.

>> No.46000191

It's over, the Kots have gotten into the government records and legally changed the name of every single man to "Tom"
Pack it up boys, we got annexed

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>>45999901

>> No.46000254

>>46000181
Good, I like her better when she isn't.

>> No.46000265

>>46000197
Now this is a robot girl wit the right levels of robot.

>> No.46000282
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It's snowing like crazy again, I don't want to think about how much shoveling I have to do tomorrow.

>> No.46000330

>>46000152
I would never get mad at Wurms.

>> No.46000331

I will NOT be TOM'd

>> No.46000344
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>>46000331
>Shortly thereafter

>> No.46000362

>>46000344
Smug cats are perfect for this position.

>> No.46000387

>>46000282
The Ice Queen is making you work out to make your body more attractive.

>> No.46000432
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Touch the demon cow. Do it now

>> No.46000437

>>46000330
Why did the Wurm convert to Lutheranism?
Because she heard Martin Luther was all about a Diet of Wurms!

>> No.46000451

>>46000432
>doomguy gets amazon pressed

>> No.46000510
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New War of Corruption. Been away for a while, good to be back. What happened to the Mega archive?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/135374890

More coming soon (I hope).

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they have mastered the ways of the BLJ
no lock is safe

>> No.46000562
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Another friday alone...

>> No.46000623

>>46000510
Dead until an alternative host is found. Someone killed it today.

>> No.46000658

>>46000545
That's okay, I'm in the 100% No glitches category

>> No.46000693
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snake maid detects an anomaly with her heat pits

>> No.46000698

If a Succubus tries to rape me I will cast the spell Magic Chains and bind her so she cannot move! She won't be able to escape, and I'll get away safely!

>> No.46000738

>>46000545
Good thing I'm 160000 QPUs away.

>> No.46000765
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>>46000698
How will you manage that when she's got full force seduction magic targeting you? Or kissing you to stop you from voicing the spell, grabbing your hands to keep you from making the needed gestures, etc.

Or alternatively, what sort of succubus is she? Plenty don't try to rape and instead seduce, and others are going to use surprise attacks.

>> No.46000790

>>46000765
NTA, but I'd just ask for a lady with more legs. At least 4 more legs.

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>>46000698
alas, it was only a dream

>> No.46000826
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>>46000790

>> No.46000830

>>46000765
>keep trying to cast your most powerful spell
>she keeps interrupting with passionate hand-holding kisses
It's unfair.

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>>46000826

>> No.46000865
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>Also applicable to incubi in general, but the reason that the husbands of man eaters become able to be clear-minded enough to negotiate being let out of the man eater's trap in the first place is because, when they become incubi, their ability to tolerate pleasure becomes much higher than a normal human. This is similar to how monsters can enjoy pleasures that for a human would be too much to stay conscious for. Some studious monsters even think more clearly and progress in research better when they are immersed in extreme pleasure. The adjustment is more gradual for a incubus, but the man over time becomes able to focus and discuss things to a degree despite the pleasurable effects of the man eater's digestive fluids being just as potent, satisfying and effective on him as ever. The incubus' pleasure = mental focus effect basically becomes able to counter the man eater fluid's loss of focus effect.

So basically if a man eater grabs you then it is likely going to be a while before you can think coherently again, namely however long it takes to become an incubus and adjust to it. I'd speculate you'll be delirious with pleasure and being used as a body pillow for at least a week, maybe more (it's unlikely they can make you an incubus with one session of sex like some succubi, but it probably is faster than for a lot of other monsters since you are in a enclosed space with nothing but her and her mana around you).

>> No.46000889

>>46000865
i call that the honeymoon

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>>46000813
I used to read word up magazine
Demons and impressionable young boys are the best combo.

>> No.46001001
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>>46000839
LEGS

>> No.46001008

Gonna roll a angel wing feather duster into the maid academy with "for the kikist" written on it

>> No.46001036

raising kikis NOT to be maids!

>> No.46001037

>>46001008
CHAOTIC

>> No.46001038

>>46000839
I can't wait to see her dance

>> No.46001058

>>46001036
They'll hit their rebellious phase in highschool and become maids anyways. You'll catch them cleaning their rooms or smuggling brooms into the house. And if you discipline them? They'll just lean into it even more.

>> No.46001059

>>46001036
Tomboy Kiki wants to be a butler.

>> No.46001067

>>46001059
Oooooooh, I'm into that. Ladies look sexy in suits.

>> No.46001082
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>>46000920
the local succs sure are friendly

>> No.46001089

>>46001082
I would only fall for a Troll succ

>> No.46001092
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>>45999901

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>>46001082
And trustworthy, I'm sure they have no perverted ulterior motives

>> No.46001137

>>46001092
It's gotten fatter.

>> No.46001148

>>46001001
>More Legs = More Sales
genius

>> No.46001158

>>46001137
It's not wrong to become a feeder so you can hug fat dragon tail.

>> No.46001166

>>46001158
>The Dragon Architect

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>>45999901

>> No.46001212

>>46001187
Nice Dogfish

>> No.46001227

>>46001187
>smells like fish AND wet dog
Yuck

>> No.46001254

>>46000102
Jubiub ancestor in the family tree

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>> No.46001270

>finally got off of work
>... the normal path home is closed, shit
>have to walk home through a dark alleyway
>cant be that bad, right? its just one alleyway.
>go through
>suddenly find yourself frozen in place
>a pair of vixen-like eyes light up to the left of you, at eye level.
>"ooh! ooh! this one's perfect"
>hear a smug hag voice from behind you
>"for you? no he isnt, I'LL pamper him properly."
>see a pair of eyes light up to your left, far shorter than you and accompanied by a loli's voice
>"i bet his lap is perfect for sitting on! and he likes to give ear rubs alllll day~"
>another voice from behind you, sounds like a tomboy
>"hah! as if he'd like staying trapped at home with you three. i'll take him on an adventure."
>finally a 5th fox walks out of the alley in front of you, she looks to be about ten feet tall. you can barely make out her features over the darkness
>"now girls, remember now its always been?"
>the four of them grumble
>"we check his mind first, then he's given to the best fitting partner. thats how its been done for all of our sisters."
>5th fox charges up a spell as the others giggle
>... suddenly she frowns
>"oh thats just annoying. his mental defenses are too strong. i cant get a good read."
>the tomboy asks "but can we capture him now?"
>"no, thats not how we do things?"
>the loli asks "can we read him in his sleep?"
>"no, we work on an honor system"
>the four recede back into the shadows
>"just know this human: we will get you eventually, our marker is already on you."
>she smiles and vanishes into smoke...

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>>46001082

>> No.46001328

>Kejourou kabedons you
>By which, I mean you're in a corner, she's directly in front of you and she's using her hair to form two walls to her right and left.

>> No.46001335

>>46001328
if you get in a corner maybe claustrophite can't snatch you

>> No.46001403

I will not lose to foxes. I could never lose to foxes. I've tried to train my mind by engrossing myself in many things fluffy, just so I could be safe from getting foxed. I don't like eating tofu. Hags, lolis, and everything in between have no shot of ensnaring me in their embrace. I will never learn about the culture or language of Zipangu. And they can never change my mind.

>> No.46001424

>>46000865
>Turn into incubus
>Sex with your wife goes from being in a state of perpetual ahegao to you being able to counterattack her and pollinate her ferociously
Nice I guess?

>> No.46001429

>>46001335
>She jumps out of the flytrap jaws, leglocks you, and pulls you back in.

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>>46001403
>they never realize it until it is too late

>> No.46001478

>>46001275
>Succubi with ample breasts also having short tomboy hair

Okay now that is just cheating! Nerf and rebalance please!!!

>> No.46001479

If you don't like mgs then there's something wrong with you

>> No.46001498

>kiss demon on cheek
>she mindbreak ahegaos and faints
>leave puddle on the ground
Uhhh...

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Being a teacher in MGC is tough.

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>> No.46001623

>>46001478
The womb tattoo is the nerf, you just need to read to read a 100 page guide on some obscure wiki to effectively counter it without getting married. Skill issue as the kids say.

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>> No.46001738

>megaarchive purged the monster girl folders
GODDAMNIT

>> No.46001741

>>46001732
I think this succ is dumb, she put the womb tattoo in the wrong spot

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>> No.46001798

I need me a pudgy monster wife.
Mostly as I get cold in my sleep even with PJs and socks on.
Turns out dropping 30lbs has that effect.

>> No.46001812

>>46001738
Really? do we have backups?

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>>46001798
She'll hook you up with a great item, free Yeti optional.

>> No.46001847

>>46001840
I'll take it.
Sleeping cold sucks and I need a girl to snuggle under the blankets.

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>> No.46001897

>>46001891
maybe anon did fix her

>> No.46001931
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>In places where man eaters grow in large numbers, one can imagine all the vaporized digestive fluids create a incredible atmosphere full of steam.

>When a man is closed up in the giant leaves, the leaves make chewing motions along with the passionate motions of the couple inside, making it look from the outside like he is being eaten.

See, people coming upon scenes like this are among the things that can lead to wild stories and misunderstandings.

"It was horrific, I could barely think straight enough to run away when I saw it. And the sounds, the squelching sounds, the moans of the dying men..."

>> No.46001967

>>46001931
What if we had a hybrid of Claustrophyte and Sandworm

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>>46001611

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>> No.46002014

>>46001967
Having some trouble imagining it.

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Big horns love

>> No.46002041

>>46001798
Soft and cuddly wife
Very squishy

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>> No.46002050

>>46002041
Excellent for helping you destress after a long day at work.
10/10 snuggles, species agnostic too

>> No.46002133

How would you respond if an awkward monster girl attempted to flirt with you by offering you an "anal blowjob", and when you ask what that is, she hikes her skirt up to reveal lipstick on her asshole?

>> No.46002145

>>46002133
probably leave silently

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>> No.46002181

>>46002133
I've heard of ass kissing but this is ridiculous

>> No.46002186

Need flat-chested vampire to tease with her dhampir sister

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>> No.46002194

>>46002157
I'm pretty sure this isn't ceremonial dragon attire, I think she's just trying to seduce me.

>> No.46002208

>>46002194
Clearly it’s for the ceremony of seduction and mating, you have a lot to learn about dragon culture but I’m sure she’s willing to teach you.

>> No.46002223

>>46002208
>"Do not worry Anon, I shall show you our ways, alone.... in my room."
>She simply picks up Anon, and carries him off.
He learned many things that day, including just how large those flame sacks were.

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>>46002194
Whatever gave you that idea?

>> No.46002259

>>46002228
Just hints.
Feelings
The way she isn't wearing panties.

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>That's what you get for stealing my cheese

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>>46002259
>The way she isn't wearing panties
but thats all monster dresses

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>> No.46002284

>>46002262
>He was not, in fact, cheesed to meet her.

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>> No.46002299

>miss succubus tries to seduce me but I quickly remind her that she can't, by monster law, violate the sanctity of my blanket, which I am hiding under
>she has no choice but to give up, as she is not allowed to get under the blanket with me either, since it is the law
>the law that I definitely did not make up to trip her with since she's a gullible airhead

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Guess what they have in common.

>> No.46002314

>>46002304
shitposting?

>> No.46002328 [DELETED] 

>>46002304
They're all off topic garbage that belongs on /a/ and you are a brown poor argentine who lives in a favela shack that likes to fantasize about the British pounding your bussy?

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>>46002299
>The next night

>> No.46002347

>>46002314
Same English VA.

>> No.46002354

>>46002299
>pretends to give up and waits outside your room
>you have to come out sometime

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>> No.46002395

>>46000839
Floof spiders are cute!

>>46001270
>Didn't even occur to them to ask
Dumb vixens.

>>46001741
Not really, I'll be doing my best to impregnate her tits.

>>46002354
This is why my pillow fort is well stocked with snacks and Mt. Dew.

>> No.46002415

I'll wear a shirt that says "Number 1# Chastity Lover" and a hat that says "Premartial Sex is EVIL", that ought to keep the vast majority of these filthy, depraved, sexually immoral, lust loving Monster concubines away from me. They'll be scared by the sheer amount of purity and sexual morality that I give off like an intense aura that banishes all naughty and lewd thoughts.

>> No.46002429

>>46002415
Just begging for an evil monster.

>> No.46002440

>>46002415
A very excited and happy Unicorn is currently moving at a brisk pace toward your location.

>> No.46002445

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Gyaru dragons.
That is all

>> No.46002515

>>46000344
i dont like the sound of the word tom, but i do like asses

>> No.46002540

>>46002515
Tom is my middle name! Well, Thomas. Named after my dad, also a Thomas.

>Kots cannot Tom what has ALWAYS been Tommed.
>Ojousama laughing intensifies.
>From me!
>That'll spook 'em.

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ear cleaning time

>> No.46002571

Buenos días Mandy
>Slaps salamander's ass with breeding intent.

>> No.46002572

>>46002562
big flayer big trust

>> No.46002582

>>46002562
Why isn't she doing it with her tentacles?

>> No.46002586

>>46002582
needs a little prep for hygienic purposes

>> No.46002604

>>46002586
Water would be more effective at flushing it then. She could enchant a tiny droplet of water and then clean his ears like that. Better than a pointy piece of wood.

>> No.46002605

>>46002562
>anon: this sure is comfy
>flayer: m-maybe i'll just flay a little bit...

>> No.46002618

>>46002604
It's traditional Japanese something-or-other.
Although, I guess tentacles are a pretty traditional Japanese thing, too.

>> No.46002620

>>46001979
>Shog feesh
So... sheesh?

>> No.46002633

>>46002299
>Miss Succubus asks me if she can come in through the window.
>she can't even seduce me becuase of how cold it is, making her tremble and shiver
>Tell her to just open the window with telekinesis.
>Once she's inside, i lift my blanket inviting her in
>The sight of the invitation, the steam and heat coming from the blanket and the implication of cuddles all hit her at the same time
>She gets overexited and falls unconcious
>wakes up all cozy inside the blanket.
Forget about Succubi seducing you, seducing succubi yourself is pretty easy.

>> No.46002657
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It's koturday

>> No.46002711

Demons are EVIL!

>> No.46002727
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>>46002711
>Demons are EVIL!
And that's a good thing. The evil makes them more attractive and EVIL makes them more fertile.

>> No.46002741
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>>46000097
She's just like me

>> No.46002751

>>46002711
And evil is SEXY. That means demons are SEXY, but we already knew that.

>> No.46002764

>>46002727
>>46002751
No, they are BAD. They are very, very bad things. You have to stay way from Demons. They like to live in evil looking places surrounded by lava and they love fire and demonic chanting in hushed tones starts up every time one comes near. They can't be trusted, they will TAKE YOUR SOUL. You have to avoid the Demons!

>> No.46002776

>>46002711
Yeah, that's why I hate them, I will stay far away from those bluggers

>> No.46002790
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>>46002764
>They like to live in evil looking places surrounded by lava and they love fire and demonic chanting in hushed tones starts up every time one comes near.
That just sounds like demons are dorks
And she can't take my soul if she already stole my heart

>> No.46002803

>>46002727
I like ot pretend that I have any semblance of willpower, but to be honest I'd crumble the moment big titty demon hugs me and tells me she loves me. I can't deny that the way they look makes any lovey-dovey actions feel even more sweet.
Also their eyes are very pretty.

>> No.46002848

>>45999929
Maybe put a comment on AO3, they might notice there.

>> No.46002870

>>46001092
I always liked how Grealia has a workable blouse design that she could actually put on around her wings then cross over and button up.
>yes, its a tism of mine

>> No.46002882
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>Cuddling with your dormouse in bed

>> No.46002887
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>mega is gone
This means we have a rat and it is likely the next archive is gonna get nuked too. I'd recommend moving to exhentai for image hosting. It'll be a little annoying, but if you want to keep an archive that's not going to get nuked for loli there's no other option.

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>>46002887
>exhentai
Just post lots of pix of nsfw RenXiongmaos

>> No.46002925
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>>46002919
But I want to post pictures of rats.

>> No.46002927

>>46002919
That panda doesn't look sad...

>> No.46002973

I sleep alone. I blame this on no purple kots teleporting into my home for cuddles.

>> No.46003026
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Snuggling with cute sleep mice

>> No.46003164

>>46000865
aww. I don't get to be a fuzzy-brained nectar-drunk plant daki forever?

>> No.46003168

I have not visited in a while.

Can anyone remember/link such greentext:
Anon enrolls in a college, and a centaurgirl asks him out, Anon declines her, she asks why, he says it's because she doesn't have human legs. This conversation is had in a corridor with lots of other students nearby, everyone gasps. Anon is admonished for his unapologetic racism by most (although he didn't think of it that way), but a Dullahan later approaches him and invites him to some mysterious meeting. He goes there, it's a bit creepy, no other boys are at the meeting, turns out it's a meeting for a supremacist group for fully humanoid monstergirls (only maybe half of MGE races have normal human legs).
?

>> No.46003179

>>46002415
You're looking awfully corruptible there, demonbait anon. You might as be walking around with a high collar and a white robe.

>> No.46003374

Other scientists waste their time on unimportant things like inventing renewable energy and space travel. Blergh! I devote my time as a mad scientist to only truly important things here in my lab! Like trying to turn this random cake I have here into a monster girl by blasting it with mana until something happens! Hahahahahahahahaha!

>> No.46003376
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Moon rabbits?

>> No.46003390

>>46003376
Imagine dying because of some retarded bunnies on the moon getting too friendly and puncturing your space suit.

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gonna turn the tv off then facefuck her while she's stuck

>> No.46003404

>>46003390
On second thought, if they can breathe, why not me?

>> No.46003532

>>46002727
Instructions unclear marrying demon.

>> No.46003535

>>46003393
>There's a wight-lim out there saving alternate reality spooky girls from their storylines by just giving them megamilf bodies and siccing them on the first single male fortunate enough to stumble by
>Cursed tapes? Seven days? More like sex tapes and 0 days, how does any ghost rumour even get around? Just a happily married man and his tv wife.

That said, while playing tv portals with sadako and railing her fat ass caught in a crt while making out with her upper body sticking out of a widescreen is hot, no one has played with the concept of VR headset sadako yet, at least not to my knowledge.

>> No.46003549

>>46003532
Anon, you were supposed to slay evil women, not lay them.

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>>46003393
Joke's on you, she's into that shit.

>> No.46003553

>Lilim-chan loves Anon
>Anon is a grade A retard
>Kicked out- I mean sent off as a hero from his village to go defeat the Demon Lord
>Lilim-chan watches him on her orb to make sure he’s safe
>He isn’t
>He’s always doing something stupid like:
>Jumping off a mountain thinking there’s no fall damage
>Trying to catch a rolling boulder
>Riding the river all the way to the waterfall
>Jumping into a whirlpool
>Not putting out his campfire before leaving
>Giving his card info to jinko scammers
>Wearing white after labor day
>Has to save him each time but in a way that it doesn’t seem like she’s involved

>> No.46003561

>>46003553
Unrealistic, a Lilim would go for a grade S retard.

>> No.46003589

fat elf

>> No.46003767

>>46003376
Moongirl mamono when?
>always suspicious of Hellhounds

>> No.46003924

>>46003589
-s are unattractive

>> No.46003930

>>46003924
to low test circumsized manlets.

>> No.46003955
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>> No.46003991

I need those portals to open more every day

>> No.46003993
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Get chomped faggot.

>> No.46004022

>>46003993
I'm gonna ask the biggest Lizard girl delinquent to protect me from the other bullies.

>> No.46004038

>>46004022
She's gonna need compensation for that.

>> No.46004046

>>46003991
You need to sacrifice more of your mana on the altar of Lilith

>> No.46004052

>>46001595
Who's the girl at the back with the pink hair?

>> No.46004076
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>>46002304
Sometimes I forget goblin slayer even had an elf in it. Even her tag is just high elf archer.

>> No.46004142

>>46003993
I'm gonna stick my thumb in 'er butthole

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The "Succubus Sex Club" is not a legitimate school club and I, as the student council president, will tell them they are being disbanded right now!

>> No.46004229

>>46003993
Reminder that crocodiles have very strong muscles for closing their jaws but very weak muscles for opening them. If you hold her mouth closed then there's nothing she can do about it.

>> No.46004260

>>46004229
Those aren't teeth I'd associate with maledom facefucking but I'll take it.

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>>46004260
Sharp Teeth = Sexy Teeth
That's just tooth science, Anon. I sure hope you're not a dentist.

>> No.46004527

>>46004142
>wrestle croocodile into submission
>jam thumb into butthole
>”Uhhhhhhhho! T-take r-responsibility.”
Why are lizards like this?”

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>>46004595
Bad cats get cumballs thrown at them

>> No.46004666

>>46004226
They’re too heavily funded by the Board of Education, due to their high achievements in the inter-cural Intercrual Competition. Not even the glint from your glasses can dissuade them!

>> No.46004710

>>46004038
I got three dollars and a McWurm gift card.

>> No.46004717

>>46004458
>gloryhole, but it's just sharp teeth girls
Would you?

>> No.46004753

>>46004717
Well, no, but that's because I would be too shy to use a gloryhole at all.
>Kiss a sharp teeth girl? YES
>Let a sharp teeth girl leave love bites on me? YES
>Late at night, under the covers and with the lights out, have mouth love with QT sharp teeth girl wife? YES.
>Hold hands with a sharp teeth girl? LEWD. But YES.

>> No.46004765

>>46003955
Undead need to stop going bottomless. It's indecent exposure. That's it. I'm going from graveyard to graveyard putting pants on all the shameless zombies.

>> No.46004766

>>46004717
If it's your only chance to get your dick wet it might seem like a better offer.

>> No.46004779

>>46004753
Degenerate.

>> No.46004935

>>46004717
Only if I also get to make out with another shark tooth girl while the first sucks me off.

>> No.46004954

mgs or this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLDPzQ42kws

>> No.46005003

>>46004954
>have a visual memory -based system of for organizing your property
>women always trying "tidy up" by messing with your system and putting your stuff somewhere other than where you saw it last
Dagnabbit Mausie

>> No.46005033

>succuvirus on my PC
>tries seducing me with the old "screen cleaner" routine, complete with a skimpier than usual bikini and cleaning supplies she took from my antivirus/PC cleaner kiki.exe
>gets frustrated because my screen is actually dirty and she can't get it cleaned from the inside
>not even kiki.exe can help her, they're both stuck inside the computer screen and can't reach the outside layer.
>succuvirus gives up and willingly climbs into the garbage bin, sobbing quietly
>kiki.exe is giving me a scary look
i've won, but I don't feel like a winner? what is this feeling? should I have helped or something?

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>>46003164
I'm sure it becomes a optional state. An incubus can enter that state if they want, but they aren't stuck in it. And if not, there's always that incense that lets you and her return to the state you were in during your first time together.

>This censer has the power to temporarily return mamono couples to the "past". In other words, it will temporarily return their memories and mental state to before the two were linked or before they met. However, the body, instinct, mana and soul that dwells within each other firmly remembers its partner. In addition, they have already been completely dyed by the pleasure given by their companion. The body that connected countless times and had intercourse, even without memories, just from perceiving the existence of their partner, will recall that pleasure, and begin to demand the heat of the other's body. The olfactory sense remembers that the scent they always smell in the bed is the only one of the opposite sex that brings arousal, and the penis and womb show a frank response to the presence of the male or female they should pair up with. In other words, this censer is used to recreate the nostalgia of "the moment when two people meet and connect for the first time", that is, "the start of romance", and enjoy "the bittersweet relationship and atmosphere of just before becoming connected".

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>> No.46005198

>>46004935
They have gloryholes with two mouths at crotch and mouth level respectively. You pay double however, and will have to take both home wether or not you use the upper mouth.

>> No.46005202

bitches cant rape you if you're asexual

>> No.46005217
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I need you to sign a few papers

>> No.46005223

>>46005202
Based pancake appreciator

>> No.46005244

>>46005202
Monstergirls have more ways to convince you to marry them than just rape/sex.

>> No.46005255

>>46005244
like what
food?
funky dance number?
a coupon for IKEA?

>> No.46005267

>>46005255
>IKEA
Get you a girl that can put together furniture without swearing

>> No.46005270

>>46005255
Definitely the musical number, which is again another reason to marry an evil girl since the villains always get the best songs
HELLFIRE
DARK FIRE
NOW ANON IT'S YOUR TURN

>> No.46005286

>>46005270
>The "let me fuck this girl or let me set her on fire" prayer
Frollo was built different

>> No.46005303

the biggest twist in monster girl story books
>"and then they DIDN'T fuck!"

>> No.46005322

>>46005286
>no evil lioness to sing me a lullaby

>> No.46005324

>>46005255
Whatever your heart most craves and desires anon. If it's an unlimited supply of vitamin gummies, there will be a Danuki at your door with a bargain you can't refuse.

>> No.46005326

>>46005303
They remained good friends for the rest of their lives.

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>>46005223
I'm not asexual, but if a mamono made me choose between pancakes and sex, I dunno, I might pick pancakes.

>> No.46005329

>go to izakaya late at night ran by friendly hebi and have lots of drinks and karaage and sashimi and rice
>she tells me its all on the house for a "handsome man" like me when I try to pay
God I love being a human. We're literally on top, every Monster bows to us just like that easily, we don't even have to d

>> No.46005337

>>46005303
pretty sure monsters are smart enough to understand platonic relationships

>> No.46005347

>>46005270
The thought of being courted by a demon or a vampire via an epic song makes me feel things.

>> No.46005351

>>46005202
Asexuals dont exist, just like half you jummbled letter people.

>> No.46005364

>>46005328
>Anon picks either
>He gets the other one included.
>the choice is just sex during pankake time, or pankakes during sexy time.
See, this is how they trick you.

>> No.46005370

>>46005364
This would honestly infuriate me.

>> No.46005374

>>46005351
They do exist.

>> No.46005392

>>46004765
The only time undead should wear panties is when it's a fat-bottomed loli Wight or Vampire wearing really sexy ones with a really short skirt. Ochimushas can just wear those zipanguese talismans on their pussies.

>> No.46005393

Logically speaking, disregarding the core concept of MGE, is there any real reason that monster girls would actually find human men so endearing for?

>> No.46005412

>>46005351
>I am not a monster girl
>i am a monster being

>> No.46005414

>>46005217
Given this is 4chan, I wonder how the quid pro quo works when Anon crams a terrible or insane clause into the contract.
>A: My daily tile masturbation is non-negotiable, what do you want in exchange?
>M: Can they be tiles depicting my likeness?
>A; No! We’ve been over this, they have to have Wonderbread stencils!
>M: Expecting me to be satisfied with the residue is—
>A; No, you can’t have it! They have to be burned to symbolize the destruction of the environment.
>M: Fine. There are other things we can do after your…tile hobby. I can even watch, it’ll be a bonding experience~
>A: Only if you wear the wig.
>M: …
>M: I can wear the wig if you insis—
>A: You have yell “Damn you, Captain Planet!” after I orgasm too.
>M: …

>> No.46005430
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>>46005393
For many, weakness turns them on and appeals to their protective instincts.

Many fed on men's mana since the previous era, it just tastes even better now.

Some also are attracted to smart people, hard working people, lazy people, etc.

Though I'd need more detail to what you are asking to answer further.

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>>46005217
Based astaroth enjoyer

>> No.46005455

>>46005414
Wow. Keep going. I assume it's a Dr. Blight wig?

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>>46005202
>asexual
There are girls specialized in curing mental illness, but I think a simple cheshy would be enough to fuck the cringe out of you.

>> No.46005503

>>46005455
That’s enough to get the gist and prompt thoughts on the subject. Presumably it’s that wig, I shudder to think otherwise. Don’t recall much about the Wonderbread guy, but 4chan is the nutter capital of the Internet — nothing is implausible here. I can’t help but wonder how that would be dealt with, especially with contracts.

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>>46000282
>>46000387
Cardio Queen who wakes you up at 5:00am to go on a 5K run in the snow, but she's still kuudere about it

>> No.46005526

>>46005503
Wonderbread guy allways had two commisons
>women buying wonderbread
>women cutting down forests with wonderbread branded chainsaws
he popped up recently to call the hazbin hotel commsion guy weird
if the wonderbread guy calls you weird, you're fucking weird

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>>46005526
Ain't nothing weird about angel girls.

>> No.46005553

>>46005526
To be fair, none of the WB guy's comms costed 50K

>> No.46005574

>>46005526
I’m glad all the anons on my Lapp monster girl woodcarving forum are totally normal!

>> No.46005599

>>46005544
>monsterboy
Fuck off retard

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Cafe date with petite mofu

>> No.46005607

>>46005544
>sharing haloes
L-lewd.

>> No.46005653

>>46005604
IS THAT A death shirt?

>> No.46005687

>>46005604
That's a man chest...

>> No.46005700

>>46005604
NIPPLE

>> No.46005764

>>46005526
>tfw she has to find a masochistic dryad who does weekends to keep her relationship stable
Monstergirl suffering, oddly refreshing and with half the calories! It’s like we were designed to make them suffer.

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>> No.46005794

>>46002887
It was me Barry.

>> No.46005803
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>>46005604
>Death
Ewww. Not really, they’re fine.

>> No.46005820

Fuck off, faggot.

>> No.46005822

deer thred,
plz gib big titty femdom monster wife
kthxbai

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>>46005822
Ufufu

>> No.46005842

>>46005822
Give SOJ

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>>46004954

>> No.46005886

>>46005861
>Nazrin, have you seen my clothespins?
>Nai desu

>> No.46005889

>>46005393
They’re descended at least in part from Lilith, the first woman. Anons always talk about how they want to get with milves but they never nut up when it comes to the original.

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>> No.46005978

>>46005393
There are no monster boys? Or are you disregarding that too?

>> No.46005981

DON'T DEAD
CUM INSIDE

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Elves need vitamin D like men need vitamin E

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>> No.46005997

>>46005990
>Don't lose your head over this *wink*

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>> No.46006025

>>46005978
>the autist in the wild unable to comprehend the concept of deviation from a set of rules

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>> No.46006043

>>46006025
Nigger, the core of MGE is monstergirls loving human men, not the absence of monsterboys, the absence of monsterboys just facilitates the core. Not my fault your pea brain wasn't specific enough.

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>>46006024
I forgot this elf existed. Good times, very cute. Never really took off though.

>> No.46006056

>>46006048
I remember more those CG in which she is a boy

>> No.46006058

>>46006043
This is a 4chan thread.

>> No.46006060

>>46006025
>durr hurr what if MGE but not MGE
retard

>> No.46006068
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Angels are so nice.

>> No.46006074

>>46006060
That is more or less what he said. Yes.

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>> No.46006095

>>46005393
Some humans can get really strong. Others would be really weak. Both are good. Aside from that mostly ease of access.

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>> No.46006117

>>46006086
i wish ms cupid would dismantle me and encourage(force) me on the path to love

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>> No.46006123

>>46005987
Sexo with this nun

>> No.46006211
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>>46006119
Why do you never seem to post sexy art of her?

>> No.46006230

>>46006086
>don't care, didn't ask + I love you

>> No.46006232

>>46002133
chuckle a little bit and say, lets start with a date in the nearby cafe

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>>46006211

>> No.46006244

>fotm meme elf
>chink gachashit
Imagine wasting your time spamming like this every day for over a year.

>> No.46006247

>>46006211
quality was never a consideration in the process

>> No.46006262

>>46006244
I wonder what the jannies did to spook him. or is spamming gachashit his idea of annoying the thread?

>> No.46006264

>>46006025
Arachne in Monster Girl Doctor have a preferential fetish for human men because, compared to male monsters, "human men are small and easy to catch, and they are timid and submissive" and they can work them hard (sexually) their whole lives.

>> No.46006281

>>46006230
Must be what she says to Anon when he goes on about edgy shit.

>> No.46006284

>>46006264
>the centaur picks up the man for his stamina

>> No.46006288

>>46006262
there's probably 2. i doubt we've rid ourselves of the akagi autist but maybe he's branched out into other material. i don't strictly read his actions as malice but i'm damn tired of it.
then there's that other guy. he's not very creative and the only tool he has left to lash out is spamming pictures he thinks the thread won't like while trying to hold back the tears

>> No.46006295

>>46006262
It's not just "him", there's at least one more obsessed gachaspammer and mick only latches on because he thinks he will le own the gatekeepers this way.

>> No.46006297

>>46006262
He's said multiple times he's spamming because he hates MGE and is trying to drown the thread out with random garbage. Naturally, the jannies have done nothing about it even when he directly states he's being an autistic nuisance on purpose.

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>> No.46006362

>>46006308
how much for 1 mofu?

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>>46006362
Not much, just your soul.

>> No.46006374

>>46005553
>paying 50k for a demon girl royalty to chase you.

>> No.46006375

>>46006371
i wasn't using it anyway

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Vaca

>> No.46006392

>>46006383
You can't fool me. Those are fake horns!

>> No.46006399

>>46006374
if they're royalty they should be paying me

>> No.46006401

>>46006086
Cute!

>> No.46006409

>>46006086
God I want a pair of chocolate tits to just bury my face into.

>> No.46006416

>>46006399
they won't, because they are royalty free

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>>46005393
Same set of reasons anyone could like anyone else. That would only explain things on an individual basis, not across the entire gamut of monstergirls. Some form of co-evolution or symbiosis would be a plausible explanation. Occam’s razor would favor human breeding/creation of monsters as some form of pro-human servitor. Making it occur in some advanced Golden Age antiquity, and having it currently forgotten in the descent to primitivism gets you an MGE-like. Just gloss over all the magic as sufficiently advanced technology, and it would be an odd strain of xenophobic fetish sci-fi. Not an unknown phenomena (cough those cringe Kzinti books cough).

>> No.46006465

>>46006441
A race that evolved to the point that they're almost reliant on human males to shore up their reproductive numbers is common enough in the alien mangas I see. I prefer the idea of humans old servitor sex bot creations being something we stumble upon and unleash onto the world after a collapse more though.

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>>46006441
*xenophilic
>>46006465
I don’t think either strongly contradicts any MGE themes. So a preference for a ‘shock and awe’ arrival of MGs? If you like an ignorant humanity on introduction, superstition, misinformation, and communication/travel gaps presumably work. Those are KC’s attempts to keep most humans deeply surprised by monsters. Imho, partial and imperfect familiarity could be just as amusing.

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>>46005393
angels are overly fond of their humans
there's a spiritual connection there, or something

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>> No.46006620

>>46006607
I'd like a loli fox maid...

>> No.46006658

>>46006620
…so you can get her addicted to cheese and tail fluffing?

>> No.46006674

>>46006658
She's probably lactose intolerant, Anon. Do you want that? A loli fox just splattering the toilet with her liquid shit every time she eats?

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>> No.46006685

>>46006674
>letting your servant eat the same food as you
Is this even maledom? Anyway it's her fox milk cheese.

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>>46006681
shame about the sclera

>> No.46006737

>>46006685
>>46006658
Oh shit I read that wrong.
Anyway fox breast milk cheese. Think about it.

>> No.46006794

>>46006737
It's not that tasty, but grandma's easy to please.

>> No.46006814

>>46006068
I prefer Valkyries
so I can eventually get gud at using blades

>> No.46006828

>>46006674
>do you want foxes to behave like they normally do
No, no I do not.

>> No.46006881

>>46006297
It’s amazing being ignored by some Japanese dude will do to a person when you ask for free shit.

>> No.46006916

>>46006881
ask would be far too polite of a term to describe that

>> No.46006965

>>46006881
It’s sad autism, but not the amusing variety. I tune him out. Cus are canon, but…I was ignoring them anyway.

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>> No.46007042

Really big overly excited wan who needs your smell to calm down

>> No.46007045
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Y'know I've been thinking about some of the downsides of monster waifus, for example the most recent plant girls
You're gonna be naked all the time, and you'll probably be stuck in one place with her. Personally that's a pretty nice end for me I like the idea of chilling with my plant wife in a forest village with bug/plants and their hubbies but still

>> No.46007053

>>46006965
Clearly not. Tell us your favorite then.

>> No.46007059

>>46007045
There's a fair bit more to them than that, revealed in trivia that KC has shared with redux and others who have texted with him.

>While they will let their husband out if he asks, they will be compelled to put him back in as soon as possible or cling to him with their arms. So effective methods for a man eater husband to spend time outside the trap are mainly two things:
1. Master doppelganger medicine so that one clone stays inside the trap while the other moves about. Effectively the man is in two places at once, and perceives it this way, so it takes training/practice to handle it mentally.
2. Having the man eater use anthropomorphosis. She can be satisfied for a time simply walking around holding onto his hand or arm, and this is actually a common sight with man eater couples. Of course, such contact is arousing too, and too much arousal will undo the transformation, so the couple will have to take regular breaks in alleyways and rest stops to release pent up desire.

>Husbands of man eaters can keep their clothing and accessories intact by the use of enchantment magic to make them invulnerable to the man eater's fluids. They can also weave clothes using fibers from the vines and leaves of the man eater herself, as these parts are innately immune to her fluids (they will grow back so like with mandragora it is no problem to cut them a little).

>These clothes, however, are for the husband. Man eaters themselves prefer to expose as much bare skin as possible, and thus usually wear no clothing at all, in order to keep their bodies as close to their prey as possible. Their leaves and trap mean they have little use for extra protection from the elements. That said this does not mean they do not like to "dress up" and look good for their husband. The profile claustrophyte carefully styles her hair for this purpose, while the profile saccophyte decorates her hair and large head leaf with flowers she gets to accentuate her beauty.

>> No.46007066

>>46007059
Nobody really asked though?

>> No.46007067

>>46007059
Oh, and the reference to alleyways and rest stops is due to the following info:

>Man eaters generally prefer to live in forests, but there are some individuals who have adapted to living in cities.

>> No.46007072

>>46007066
It's relevant to the topic the anon brought up, so why would asking even be needed?

>> No.46007074

>>46007072
Because it's just more pointless removing of all edge and interesting features.

>> No.46007084

>>46007072
Why are you even responding to the irish schizo?

>> No.46007094

>>46007084
Fuck off. This autist just killed all interesting discussion by barging in with the usually "well akshually" explanation that everything is actually perfect and bad parts don't exist. You don't have to be irish to not want to deal with that.

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>>46007059
Oh shit nice, I forgot he's gone pretty hard on the wish fulfillment aspects of it.
I think I'd be content for a long time just snuggling inside my wife y'know?
>>46007066
Shut up, It's directly relevant to the question I asked. Not to mention the world doesn't revolve around you

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>>46007045
I like werecat, nekomata, bunyip, chesh and kiki. I don't see a'y downside expect for fur going everywhere but I'm sure that with time a cleaning process will appear or magic can already solve it with one spell

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I really would love to spam some zoomer vampires with shitty vampire Wojacks until they rape me for my sins

>> No.46007107

>>46007094
No, you fuck off and take your edgy shit somewhere else if you don't like perfect waifu utopia.

>> No.46007114

>>46007066
>>46007094
Nobody has asked nor cares for your opinion.

>> No.46007115

>>46007042
Stuck in mutual needy cuddling, her smelling your hair and your head buried in her chest fluff, both huffing down the scent like their life depends on it

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No monster can beat the taste of Zombie milk cheese, Zombie milk butter or Zombie milk yogurt

>> No.46007127

>>46007105
That man appears to be in a very safe and cozy place now

>> No.46007139

>>46007104
>with time a cleaning process will appear or magic can already solve it with one spell
MAMONO MANA already passively prevents them from even getting unpleasantly dirty, shedding fur shouldn't be a problem. Of course, I'd still help groom a fluffy wife regardless.

>> No.46007149

>>46007116
Undead cows must be very important.

>> No.46007155

>>46007097
>I think I'd be content for a long time just snuggling inside my wife y'know?

You'll definitely get that, given you won't even be able to think clearly with her until after you become an incubus.

>> No.46007169

>>46007105
Regardless of anything else involved in it, the whole "mantle is an energy-sucking organ" idea was a pretty erotic thing in MGQ.

>> No.46007185

>>46007094
>that everything is actually perfect and bad parts don't exist.

I don't see how these extra details equal "actually perfect and bad parts don't exist." It's more just extra options. You want to not be naked all the time? You have options, but you'll have to work for it. I mean the average guy isn't going to know how to make clothing from plant fibers, nor how to enchant clothes. So prepare to have to learn or figure out how to afford such services from merchants.

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What does this gesture mean?

>> No.46007244

>>46007211
An "X" normally means no, but I am getting conflicting signals here.

>> No.46007269

>>46007211
I wonder how tightly wedged that card is.

>> No.46007282

So I watched Predator 2 last night and I kind of want to be hunted by a high-tech Amazon in the heat of the big city

>> No.46007285

>>46007045
That's the problem with loads of monster girls, isn't it?
>wolf pack turns you into a breeding stud
>lolis are flat
>mermaids mean you're stuck in water forever
>succubi are boring
It's really pick your poison. Although personally the tendency of plants to turn you into a stationary seedbed sucks pretty hard.

>> No.46007286

>>46007139
Grooming a purring cat is already a nice experience.

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Should witches have big tits or big asses?

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>>46007285
Lie and slander on all points (save for the wolf pack thing), at least for MGE versions.

>> No.46007315

>>46007293
Asses cushion the broom and boobs are not aerodynamic so the answer is clear, isn't it?

>> No.46007318

>>46007293
The presented bodytype is perfect for witces, or really, monstergirls in general.

>> No.46007321

>>46007311
Me with the Flow Kelp

>> No.46007322

>>46007311
Well, lolis are usually flat too. Usually.

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>>46007315
>the answer is clear, isn't it?
More hat? Thy double as parachutes in an emergency.

>> No.46007334

>>46007285
>>lolis are flat
>>mermaids mean you're stuck in water forever
>>succubi are boring
None of those are true. Oppai loli is a thing, you can live near a body of water, not necessarily in it, and succubi are as interesting as your imagination can make them.

>> No.46007335

>>46007293
>Witches
Traditional loli body
>young Dark Mages
Flat chest, big ass

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>>46007322
How usually though?

>> No.46007351

>>46007311
>>46007321
The two other tankards are all for her.

>> No.46007352

>>46007337
The vast majority of the time except for the cows, I'd think. Marune's and the gang are a special little treasure. Potions and spells make the claim more dubious, but no one counts those.

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>>46007334
Oppai loli aren't real lolis.

>> No.46007454

>>46006916
I agree but I don’t hate the Argie larping as an Irishman so much as I pity his parents for failing to raise a productive member of society.

>> No.46007463

>>46007199
Did they divide one pair of ears between them all? Absolute earlets.

>> No.46007497
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In an effort to reduce ‘dyi love arrow’ related injuries and foster communication, the Eros Church has issued Couple’s Pillows! In addition to the standard Yes/No, several lines designed for more specialized tastes are available:

Umi-Osho
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Yes/Harder

Lizardman
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Fight/Yield

Shogg
>His: Sane/Insane
>Hers: Yes/Yes

Kiki
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Watermelon/No

Additionally, our Mara branch has designed therapy pillows:

Mara
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Moar Dick/No

Please understand: love arrows are only meant to be used by certified professionals, but the Couple’s Pillows are usable by everyone! The Eros Church is open to your suggestions to facilitate intra-couple communication!

Any takers?

>> No.46007528

>>46007497
>Shoggy please unshog my coffee cup
>Shog: yes/yes

>> No.46007539

>>46007497
Watermelon?

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>>46007539
If that's what you want.

>> No.46007587

>>46007463
Those are prairie dogs.

>> No.46007615

>>46007563
If a kiki serves me the nignog fruit, I fire her immediately

>> No.46007626

>>46007563
I might be missing something. Whats the joke about Kikis and watermelons?

>> No.46007628
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Now this is a dwarf.

>> No.46007632

>>46005861
>I hope he notices!

>> No.46007645

>>46007337
Praise Marune!
my oppai loli devil lil sister-wife I miss you

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>>46007615
It's hard to serve a mastah with shit taste.
>>46007626
Pic related was drawn as a reference to an older story.
https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

>> No.46007684

>>46007659
t. A nignog

>> No.46007692

>>46007659
>Pic related was drawn as a reference to an older story.
>https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA
Ah alright thanks anon.

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>>46007628
In terms of body proportions, desu that's just a shortish human with huge boobs (which is, of course, common for anime humans, so it's not much of a distinguishing characteristic).
Also, if that's scaled down to 126 cm, then her head is probably smaller than a human head, imo that's just wrong for a dwarf.
A hasty edit

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>> No.46007774

Yall see that wedding ring anime, got a new contender for big tiddie kitty. Granart.

>> No.46007788

>>46007774
What's it called?

>> No.46007799

>>46007788
Tales of Wedding Rings. So far the generic isekai protag has a human wife, an elf and now working on a big darkskinned muscle kot.

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>>46007628
>>46007706
no thanks i prefer the lovely elves

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>>46007799
>a big darkskinned muscle kot
Wait a second...

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Meowdy (blows a chunk out of your wall)

>> No.46007886

>>46007855
>Big shérif anon enter
>"Well time to punish this uppity bandit with my lever action"
>Cut to anal mating press sex in the sheriff jail
Average western movies after portal opened

>> No.46007888

>>46007659
>https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA
Stuff like this is why you don't overtease your maids. They can get genuine brain damage from holing back their urges. Please remember to rape your kikis every once in a while.

>> No.46007946

>>46007841
She's not quite as big or muscular as Ghislaine but still tickles that need.

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kot

>> No.46007977

My name is NOT Tom, why cant these dumb cats understand that?

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>>46007977
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom

>> No.46007993

>>45999917
look like sorry pieces

>> No.46008000

>>46007946
>not quite as big or muscular
Meh.
>>46007977
Would you prefer "Jerry"?

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>>46007977
My name is Thomas, feels good to be a kot enjoyer

>> No.46008051

>>46007956
>>46007990
I'd only accept being called tom if it's from a molly-cow

>> No.46008081

>>46007828
Imagine how much more love they'd get if their schtick didn't revolve around being a cunt.

>> No.46008080

>>46007956
I need this kowt.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/53501296/chapters/135427225

Collated some of the miscellaneous stuff I've written and also some short banshee and ocelomeh smut pieces. Hope people enjoy.

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>> No.46008140

>>46008100
Well that'll be on Sunday's agenda then

>> No.46008141

>>46008100
Neat.

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>> No.46008175

>>46008100
Does it include femdom, anon?

>> No.46008194
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>>46007855
These troublemakers need to be stopped!

>> No.46008196

>>46008175
Yes, fuck off

>> No.46008212

>>46008196
I see, thanks for your answer.

>> No.46008227

>>46008175
The ocelomeh smut is maledom.
The banshee smut is femdom.
The rest isn't smut, so is neither.

>> No.46008239

>>46008196
You don't have to be rude, he made a sentence for once.

>> No.46008263

>>46008227
Perfect, thank you if you're the real anon

>> No.46008270

>>46008196
A thing with giant tits that only serve to feed children and a tight hole between its legs should never win in a fight against a well muscled warrior who spent years of his life training. It's only logical.

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have SEX with your mother, NOW

>> No.46008490

>>46008468
Biological mother? But she's married to my father!

>> No.46008512
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>>46008490
He must've meant your MOTHer, as opposed to your moth or mothest.

>> No.46008519

i wish to kiss a demon's boot

>> No.46008532

>>46008490
untrue. that's a lie. you were conceived by immaculate conception and are the fated husband of your momster

>> No.46008557

>>46008532
Can you imagine being the stork harpy handing out baby humans for old monsters to groom--I mean raise? I bet she must get tired.

>> No.46008588

>>46008557
I want to impregnate the stork harpy

>> No.46008590

>>46008468
my momster is a demon. my adoption papers was the contract to give her my soul and TLC forever

>> No.46008610

>>45999901
>Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
The archiver's MEGA account got nuked.
RIP

>> No.46008614

>>46008035
I'm more into Zombie pirates, also all that salt and sun makes them taste like a delicious cured ham

>> No.46008635

>>46008610
It was me Barry, I nuked the MegaArchive so that you wouldn't be horny, lowering your blood pressure and making you a millisecond slower, enough for me to go back in time and convert your family to Eastern Orthodoxy.

>> No.46008658

>>46008635
You'll just create another timeline when you go back in time, otherwise my family and I would already be Eastern Orthodox. The grandfather paradox is fake and gay

>> No.46008666

>>46008635
What is the barry meme?

>> No.46008685

>>46008666
It's a comic joke, Reverse Flash went back in time and did every bad thing in Flash's (Barry Alan) life

>> No.46008715

>>46008532
>momster explains that your soul is from another dimension
>they've been trying for centuries to transport matter between dimensions but it just can't be done
>so instead they developed a spell to grab a person's soul after death and reincarnate it in their dimension

>> No.46008723

>>46008715
That's a little bit too clingy for my tastes.

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>>45999901

>> No.46008758

>>46008715
That's not clingy enough for my tastes.

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I want to bed a smug brown minor goddess and see her face when she finds out that loli pear anus is the weakest weak point.

>> No.46008770

>>46008468
>>>/vt/
Stay there.

>> No.46008791

Wikifag here, updates will be paused until I find an alternative for the archive. If all else fails, I'll just seed it (It is 50Gbs for everything though).

If anyone has any suggestions feel free to share. The only requirements are file previews and that it also works for text files.

>> No.46008804

>>46008791
>>46008610

cant you just make another burner account on mega?

>> No.46008809

>>46008770
what?

>> No.46008821

>>46008809
He has an encyclopedic knowledge of all vtubers, gachas, and video games so he can call them out when posted and tell them to go away.

>> No.46008840

>>46008804
NTA, but that'll just get it taken down, and reuploading that stuff takes time.

>> No.46008860

>>46007311
need me a dirndl-fish

>> No.46008861

>>46008759
I wanna visit her cousin's desert casino

>> No.46008868

>>46008821
which is good, that shit doesnt belong here

>> No.46008874

>>46008821
it's not hard to identify things that clog up tags and it's hardly the first time that one's been posted

>> No.46008891
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>>46008874
Monster girls are all equal in my eyes.

>> No.46008897

>>46008891
consider eye surgery

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>>46008891
small dogs or big dogs?

>> No.46008916
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>>46008906
Big

>> No.46008920

>>46008891
I've never seen anyone so dedicated to being a pest, no wonder the brits wanted to genocide you.

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>>46008874
I'm just going to tell you how it is. I don't give a shit about your supposed quality control. If i find a cute image of a monstergirl i'll post it here without caring much for the IP, especially if it's not recognizable. I know the pest uses it as an excuse to spam, but his posts are barely noteworthy, and you need to learn to differentiate between good faith posts and bad faith posts.

>> No.46008948

>>46008791
The only thing that I can possibly think of is using mirahaze to create a separate, curated archive from the wiki.

>> No.46008959

>>46008923
if you want to act in good faith take the knowledge you learn and move forwards instead of digging your heels in

>> No.46008960

>>46008923
>you need to learn to differentiate between good faith posts and bad faith posts
But this is impossible for people with autism...

>> No.46008969
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>>46008920
I've barely posted anything crazy recently but have this cool mmhom drawing.

>> No.46008977

>>46008923
>I know a shitposter likes to spam the thread with garbage
>I dont care, I'll spam the thread with garbage too
>Im totally posting in good faith btw
plus it is recognizable anyway so

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>>46008923
true. schizos getting upset over posts with IP characters in them that are clearly not meant in bad faith are far more disruptive to the thread than the actual posts
especially when it's clear that no one would have noticed or cared if they hadn't pointed it out

>> No.46009016

>>46008977
>'Spam' with 'garbage' that's indistinguishable from normal posting without a BA in recognizing genshit impact characters on sight

>> No.46009027

>>46009000
>the gatekeeping schizos are bad because they identify my spam for what it is!
every fucking time

>> No.46009030

>>46009000
Is she... stuck?

>> No.46009046

>>46009030
Pull the sword from the stone traveller. Become the once and future king!
But you have to marry me. The sword goes through me too so we're a package deal.

>> No.46009052

>>46009027
>bweeeh sniff 。°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°。 blurhg aughghh (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) bweeeeeehhhh boohoo
every fucking time

>> No.46009056

>>46009030
yeah, i keep a dark slime chained up in my basement

>> No.46009060

And the mask comes off again, that didn't take long.

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I wonder how much of your house a Shoggoth would try to replace. Does it depend on the Shog, or would they all eventually make everything around you shog based. Is there a limit to their abilities. A shogputer seems too complacated to make.

>> No.46009065

>>46009052
There we go, as expected of a gachaspamming retard. No point trying to pretend you're posting in good faith anymore

>> No.46009067

>>46009046
Free sword and free slime wife can i forgo the whole kingdom thing?

>> No.46009069

>>46009052
Stop beating around the bush and spam bullshit you pulled from a random /v/ thread already.

>> No.46009076

>>46009069
That guy hasn't posted for ages though.

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>>46009060

>> No.46009083

>>46009062
i think her priority targets are your pillow, your towel and your toothbrush

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>>46009069
>>46009065
>>46009060
you really just have to make fun of these guys a little tiny bit to make them "why- you- you- [face turns tomato red steam coming out of ears] why i oughta-" type mad

>> No.46009110

>>46009060
>>46009096
/mgt/ staying on topic over chasing bogeyman, grumpkins, and snarks challenge: Impossible.

>> No.46009112

>>46009060
I mean, the Gacha fox was an easy giveaway

>> No.46009125

>>46009056
how do you chain up a slime?

>> No.46009126

>>46009062
A shogputer would be possible, but it would run ShogOS using a language incomprehensible to mortals. Shogmail would be really nice though; people could receive your messages before you even send them.

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>Archive is down.
>Thread has gone full retard.
Wtf? This is probably the worst time to bitch about MG brands…so I won’t. Not that I ever did. Pic. Inb4 stupidity: neither girl needs green skin to qualify as a monster girl. Loosen your buttholes before you have a conniption.

>> No.46009138

>>46009125
she slides back into them whenever you go to check

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(trying to think of an original post) who here, uh, wants to have sex with foxes

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The fox hunting strategies are getting more ingenious every day.
>offer you a wife fox.
>start becoming accustomed and dependant on her
>one day call her wife fox on accident
>she records it as proof of marriage proposal
That's how they get you.

>> No.46009147

>Posts Invader Zim in Harahui gear claiming its a monster girl.
Anon, you are a special kind of dumb aren't you?

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Sci-fi laboratory sounds and noises

>> No.46009148

>>46009126
>Receive your messages before you even send them
That's how you fuck with time and attract the attention of the time cops. In this case The Hounds of Tindalos.

>> No.46009159

>>46009149
i should probably unseal her

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>>46009096
>be an obnoxious retard
>"You're an obnoxious retard"
>"U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD LOOOOOOOOL"
Okay?

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>>46009083
>pillow
A shog pillow sounds very nice, but i would much rather she transformed into it than make just a Shog version.

>> No.46009184

>>46009161
they gotta cope somehow. it's the way of things

>> No.46009187

>>46009062
>I wonder how much of your house a Shoggoth would try to replace. Does it depend on the Shog, or would they all eventually make everything around you shog based.
Their priority is things you use, so she should be content with just some things getting replaced. I think only the most dedicated/obsessed Shogs would go as far as to replace the walls and the floor.
>Is there a limit to their abilities. A shogputer seems too complacated to make.
The limits are probably as much as the Shog can understand. When it comes to a shogputer, she doesn't have to know how computers actually work as long as she can get a satisfactory end result, i.e. just a box that shows stuff. If you expect actual computation and stuff, your Shog is gonna have to read a lot on the theory,

>> No.46009188

>>46009142
Kind of a unique idea here but can that fox be my wife and also my mother who calls me a good boy and reassures me?

>> No.46009189

>>46009163
>shogpillow
>always the right temperature and softness
>gives your head a light massage to help you fall asleep
>whispers sweet nothings into your ear so you dream of shog

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>>46009161
i think that you will find that *you* are the one who is mad, anon, as i effortlessly deflect your arguments from my throne of pure logic and reasoning
tch... almost too easy...

>> No.46009198

>>46008100
i am now considering banshee and banshee thighs

>> No.46009201

>>46009189
Heaven

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>>46009188
i think you may be striking new ground here with this idea.

>> No.46009205

With all this gacha talk I suppose it's a bad idea to design a soldier beetle inspired by space beetles from a certain gacha?

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>>46009192
I can't argue with that, but this Chesh has a perfect retort.

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>46009147
>wouldn’t nail Invader Haruhi
Espousing both heresy and the ghey condition, simultaneously? Your parents are surely proud of your…talents. Roller blade like the wind, you crazy homo diamond! Hope these cat ears help with your anal pain!

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>>46009187
>Shog is gonna have to read a lot on the theory,
Sounds fun to slowly teach a shoggoth about how our technology works. Start slowly with basic components and eventually you can build pretty much any gadget as long as you have the blueprints.

>> No.46009224

>>46009189
what are shog dreams like?

>> No.46009228

>>46009205
inspired is fine

>> No.46009229

>>46009209
i'm going to draw chesh and then cringe and then an arrow pointing from cringe to chesh so that chesh is being labelled as cringe, because she is cringe.
cringe chesh. cringe.

>> No.46009232

>>46009224
Indecipherable even to Taisui eyes.

>> No.46009237

>>46009224
no stop shog snogging

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>>46009187
>shog trying to show you stuff she thinks you like in a purple fleshbox to replace your computer
um... thank you, honey...

>> No.46009242

>>46009224
she doesn't sleep since that could be time spent not thinking about master

>> No.46009244

>>46009232
I'm sure Shogs and Taisui can make good friends.

>> No.46009252

>>46009229
>it's too late chesh, i've already depicted you as the onions wojack and myself as the chad

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>>46009224
very purple and very cute

>> No.46009267

>>46008861
>her cousin's desert casino
She should behave in a more queenly and regal manner, or atleast in a lewd bratty princess manner like her cousin, like proper Pharaohs do.

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>>46009203
foxes over a certain age tend naturally towards the role of mischievous, pent-up motherwife

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Vampire supremacy!

>> No.46009319

>>46009294
>mischievous
>motherwife
I do not follow.

>> No.46009348

>>46009319
I think mischievous flashing and teasing is in any foxes' repertoire, no matter how old they are.

>> No.46009353

If a Monster got really clingy with me in public and wouldn't leave me alone, I'd just slap her across the face so she takes a hint! I wouldn't even care if other people saw!

>> No.46009364

>>46009348
Yes and thats why there wonderful. Perfect for potentially cracking a anons shell.

>> No.46009369

>>46009149
Hmm. I don't like this. She's been trapped. Not cool. Not at all.

>> No.46009373

>>46009159
Please do not tamper with the test subject, we're trying to study the effects of reversing demon corruption.

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I want to get sandwiched by the desert rulers

>> No.46009383

>>46009353
What's worse: she wants to establish dominance because of this, or she gets turned on and wants to be slapped again?

>> No.46009388
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What's some folklore stuff you are missing from the MGE. For me it's the futakuchi onna. I imagine she would be a permanent tsun who's feelings are always betrayed by her back mouth, who's also very "hungry" for your essence. Also has some nice sharp teeth potential, and we need more of those.

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>>46009198
as well you should

>> No.46009395

>>46009375
>desert rulers
More like dessert rulers, put down the cakes ladies

>> No.46009398

>>46009375
>desert rulers
More like dessert rulers with those dairy factories.
>>46009395
Fucker beat me to it.

>> No.46009397

>>46009388
Nothing.

>> No.46009402

>>46009389
highly underrated girl.
i'd die between those thighs happy.

>> No.46009404

>>46009389
The undead are always the best choice

>> No.46009415

>>46009375
>pass out in the desert
>wake up in a fancy tent
>the two of the loom over you
>they're bickering on who gets to take you back to their kingdom

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>>46009397
We already kind of have that. People always forget her.

>> No.46009433

>>46009421
saphriette's alright

>> No.46009443
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>> No.46009490

>>46009482
This isn't coffee...this is mofu!
>pours the milk on her in spite

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>>46009482

>> No.46009574

>>46009482
>Adds milk

>> No.46009602

>>46009574
>Add holst milk
>Tiny fox now has boobies the size of ripe cherries!
Win?

>> No.46009607

>>46009602
>adds more milk

>> No.46009608

>>46009388
There's far too many things I'm wanting for and far too little space or drive to type them all out so I'll just go with Hounds of Tindalos or Balrog and call it a night.

>> No.46009612
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thinking about how birds put on clothes

>> No.46009622

>>46009615
The same way they wipe. With husbands help!
Birds marry young.

>> No.46009626
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Housecatgirls will put on whatever clothes they find lying around.

>> No.46009628
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>>46009615
Only clothes they need

>> No.46009636
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>>46009388
Phoenixes are platinum disappointing! Pic. KC should’ve picked Simurgh instead:
>purifies environment
>birb royalty
>fertility magic
>fire rebirth
>snek rivalry
>ancient wisdom
>can turn into 30 birbs
>etc

>> No.46009638

>>46009615
They wear slightly different clothes, with no sleeves, similar to ponchos. Then they can fasten it from the sides to fit their bodies,

>> No.46009642

>>46009638
ms thunderbird wiggling into her hotpants

>> No.46009644

>>46009626
>Oi, owner, you need to buy more snacks. We're running out.

>> No.46009648

>>46009626
Court pussy filler is a real position in cat court.

>> No.46009655

>>46009638
>>46009615
Also, they have those 3 finger claws on their wings, like an archeopteryx

>> No.46009658

>>46009626
Imagine a house catgirl that exclusively dresses in your worn dress shirts. What the hell is taking Korea so long?

>> No.46009666

>>46009622
>not turning human to clean off her cloaca
How long does learning that take anyway?

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>>46009626
If it was up to those cats, they be running around naked in your house

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>>46009655
Seen here. Other MGE harpies have them too, but they're usually hidden in the feathers of their wings.

>> No.46009674

>>46009666
Em... never?

>> No.46009678

>>46009674
They never learn how to transform into humans?

>> No.46009686

>>46009389
>thick pale undead thighs
>tears run down her cheeks when she cums
>both also apply to loli version

>> No.46009688

>>46009672
how tall do you suppose the average gandharva is? they seem pretty big

>> No.46009691

>>46009678
The only cure to monster girlitish is submitting to the nearest human inquisition.

>> No.46009714

How dangerous is Valentine's Day in MGE?

>> No.46009719

Time to send deonora another egg carton, seeing as she didn't respond to my last one.

>> No.46009727

>>46009691
Hat hat hat. KC’s monsters can human, but I can’t recall if that’s inborn or learned.

>> No.46009732

>>46009714
perfectly safe (unless you're single)

>> No.46009737

>>46009714
You are safe as long as you stay home

>> No.46009745

>>46009727
But I don't really care.

>> No.46009752

>>46009714
It’s the safest day of the year, unless you’re allergic to chocolate. Crime rates plummet on that day every year.

>> No.46009758

>>46009665
>If it was up to those cats
It is. It always is, they're freakin' cats. They wear your worn out t-shirts because they know it gets your motor running. Also they smell like you which is nice, but the catgirls will never admit that.

>> No.46009765

>>46009688
I'd say six feet, but that's just a shot int he dark as we don't really have average heights for anything in the MGE. Are the humans average height for Japanese or humans in general? Are large monsters the same or taller? It's unclear.

>> No.46009766

>>46009745
>t.birb ass-wiper
As you like then.

>> No.46009768
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>>46009752
you sure about those crime rates?

>> No.46009784

>>46009769
Absolutely certain. Virginity is the only thing stolen/killed. Everyone knows that’s perfectly legal, ask any lawyer.

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Post sleepy mouse or a mouse will attack you in your sleep tonight.

>> No.46009797

>>46009786
>or a mouse will attack you in your sleep tonight.
I shall post no mouse and eagerly await in bed

>> No.46009802

>>46009784
It's true, every single human male is too young to withdraw their consent, which means they always consent so there is no rape.

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>>46009388
A hydra, if done well, could be really nice.

>> No.46009829

>>46009803
They only appeal to me if they can separate, otherwise it diminishes the basic benefit to having multiple girls. In the spirit of compromise, hydrae having some form of sharing (with each other) fetish is acceptable.

>> No.46009849

>>46009829
>otherwise it diminishes the basic benefit to having multiple girls.

How so? If the human bodies are at the end of long "necks" that gives them enough mobility to move as a harem would during sex.

Still, I am also partial to the idea of a hydra monster girl that has one humanoid body and a bunch of snake/dragon heads for arms or coming out of her shoulders.

>> No.46009850

Post cheshire or else the lack of 24/7 attention will make her sad

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>>46009850
press it

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>>46009849
That is not an actual harem.

>> No.46009871

>>46009861
Im going to click on it and then hold enter

>> No.46009872

>>46009850
she wont fit in the mailbox

>> No.46009878

>>46009867
you'll make chimera sad

>> No.46009910

i don't think i will think about cheshire... at all! nope, not at all. that ought to show that purple furball what's what.

>> No.46009911

>>46009125
shut up, it’s called foreplay

>> No.46009912

I do find it interesting that despite all, kiki is always seen as the slutty maid, and shoggoth is the dorky maid.

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>>46009404
he's right

>> No.46009977

Placing bluetooth speakers all around hagville and making them play sad music on valentines day
The carnage will be glorious

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>> No.46010029

i will throw a myconid off a ledge and catch her when she boings back up.
fully elastic collision.

>> No.46010037

>>46010029
collide a barometz and a myconid to break the physics engine

>> No.46010053

>>46010029
I bet myconids end conversations with
>gotta bounce

>> No.46010067

>>46009999
This thing has a hypnotic color pallete.

>> No.46010080

>>46009786
Dont threaten me with a good time.

>> No.46010124

spiderday.

>> No.46010134

>>46009388
>>46009829
According to an old forum post in Japanese that discussed various monsters KC had ideas for (quite a number of which have been made in the years since), his idea for a Yamata no Orochi is indeed a "collection of lamia."

Hydra on the other hand is some combination of Greek hydra and Chthulhu hydra, with many necks on a snake body but only the center neck is a girl.

Other famous monsters/entities described in the list are ashura (six armed warrior girls), bahamut (a dragon fish), fenrir, ifrit, leviathan, Nemean lion (lion girl immune to weapons) and yowie (an insect dragon).

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>> No.46010149

>>46010134
i hope he does a balrog - a fiery beeg deliqnuent demon

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>>46009786
I know she ate a cheese.

>> No.46010156

>>46010124
did you know you kiss 8 spiders in your sleep?

>> No.46010182

>>46010149
Balrog is basically 100% certain, given it has been mentioned multiple times now in both a profile and the settings material. The question is simply when.

I hope she has saccophyte-level curves.

>> No.46010213 [DELETED] 

>>46010144
strange cat

>> No.46010216 [DELETED] 
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>>46010156
No, I kiss 1 spider 8 times.

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>> No.46010298

I'd sooner dye than let my weresheep grow normal, white wool!

>> No.46010350

Rumor has it that, if you sing long enough, the cows will come home

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>>46010350
I did that and got some very fluffy cows.

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>>46010350
But what genre of song should you sing? Which brings the humble holst home? Sang metal and only undead cows came home

>> No.46010413

I will NOT have sex with a dog, cat, spider, cow, fox, wolf, dragon, lizard, monkey, panda, bear, bee, worm, weasel, bunny, snake, goat, horse, crab, mouse, bug, bird or bat girl. Animals, even in monster girl form, are below us humans, and they do not demand anything of us. We are above them because unlike them, we have opposable thumbs and can use tools. We rule this world, not animals. So no, I will NEVER have sex with any animal girls, because I do not have to and they cannot make me. They belong in a zoo.

>> No.46010420

What are the odds of my danuki landlord sneaking into my place while I sleep? She swears that she's married and her husband is just on business trips, but I'm a little concerned. Especially since she has a copy of my front door key.

>> No.46010421
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>>46009849
I was thinking beyond the sexual. Running errands, fighting multiple combatants etc. With sex-magic sauce everywhere, it occurred to me that it’d be a fun twist for them to have a partially shared sensorium —even when separated at a distance. This would reduce the sexual upkeep, perhaps. It would also buttress a sharing fetish: Hydra A maximizes the coil pleasure they all feel…Hydra C has the most sensitive cloaca…blah blah. Any ideas on Hashihime, pic?
>>46009878
Lol.

>> No.46010431

>>46010413
>didn't mention fish
Deploy the Sahuagins to his home.

>> No.46010438

>>46010134
Interesting list. Thanks for mentioning it.

>> No.46010447

>>46010431
feesh.
feesh.
feeeeeesh.

>> No.46010466

>>46010134
Don't forget he also mentioned a grey alien mg

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>>46010420
There’s probably some register you can check for marriage certificates. I’m surprised there’s no ‘detect relationship status’ spell. When in doubt, ask yourself if she’s seductively attractive — married monsters only aim that at their husbandos, apparently. Sounds weird, but you may as well take advantage of it.

>> No.46010554

Which mamono are most into tequila? Asking because I am drinking tequila currently.

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>>46010438
If it's of interest, here's the whole list: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UpolWRGgSnJZtJgO8uY-4Nmsz4HrOpyM/view?pli=1

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>>46010554

>> No.46010677

>>46010577
The tennin angels could give us a hint of ancient deity history if they lived with the other deities in a previous age before falling to Zipangu.

Interesting how some of these ended up being individuals instead of races, like Asura Mythra.

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>>46010577
Cool.
>Diffina
???

>> No.46010740

>>46010598
why is she doing this to the human?? explain kot.

>> No.46010760

>>46010740
It's her way for asking for headpats and ear scritches but is too tough and noble to ask directly

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>>46010711
>Diffina
>???

Ended up being the name of the mermaid princess reincarnated into an undine from the Court Alph book.

>> No.46010789

>>46010763
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

>> No.46010809

>>46010740
kot unexplainable.
try pooch instead.

>> No.46010840

>>46010809
Pooch want food and/or dick. Mystery solve, give doge food and/or dick as a reward. All happy.

>> No.46010873

Short girls with fat asses and wide hips are meant to just wear T-Shirts.
Its a known fact and I need a Sahu for this very reason.

>> No.46010875

>>46009999
>frying rice
Is she a Shrimp?

>> No.46010883

>>46010840
The simple pooch brain at work.
Perhaps if we use this framework on tism wan, we can cure her of her sperg.

>> No.46010900

>>46010875
Chickens and houses are also known to fry rice.

>>46010883
You need to figure out her algorithm to determine when she wants food, when she wants dick, and how to present either. Much complicated, very schedule.

>> No.46010924

>>46010900
DONUT ON DICK

>> No.46010935

>>46010900
if rumbly !! then give food
if irritiable !! then give dick

>> No.46010973

>>46010149
>>46010182
I've got some Duke Nukem Forever tier expectations that probably can't ever be met with Balrog.

>> No.46010975

>>46009062
>Shoggoth replaces your computer
>Get banned from every online game because she just cheats for you

>> No.46010978

>>46009928
How does she hop

>> No.46011020

>>46010978
With the kind of jiggle you can HEAR.

>> No.46011028

>>46011020
you can also see the sound effect onomatopoeia

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>> No.46011064

>>46011020
>Plaps herself every time she moves
Hot.

>> No.46011068

>>46011028
Oooooh, I like this. Literally visual elements to it.

>>46011064
ty ty. That is my ideal body type--just missing some legs.

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ded

>> No.46011341

I can't wait to see Miss Cupid's reaction when I give her a heart shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day.

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>>46011324

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>> No.46011374

I'm either gong paladin or necromancer.
Divine waifus and do-gooding or raising them on my own, there will be no middle ground.

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>> No.46011428

NO FEMALE FOXES ALLOWED ENTRY

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>>46011428

>> No.46011451

>>46011434
She wouldn't ignore the sign, right?

>> No.46011454

>>46011451
She didn't even see the sign, it's at knee height.

>> No.46011469

>>46011434
I want entry to that female fox

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>>46011451
>Sign?

>> No.46011488

I want to have anal sex with a pregnant monster girl, preferably a Blue Oni.

>> No.46011505

>>46011434
Nice of the innkeeper to check on her guests

>> No.46011523

>>46011434
>*closes little door in her face*

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>>46011523

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>> No.46011556

>>46011553
nice tranny man jaw

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>> No.46011568

>>46011550
whats she gonna do about? I would proceed to open it and close it again just to taunt her

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>>46011568
>whats she gonna do about?
Rape you, you dumb stupid head baka

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>> No.46011617

>>46011588
jokes on her, ill impregnate her with my dumb stupid head baka genes

>> No.46011628

>>46011617
Silly Anon. It's you who will become pregnant

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>> No.46011714

>>46011615
Nice shog, yerb

>> No.46011828

>>46011451
What makes you think she can understand a modern language, she's been asleep in a rock for a thousand years.

>> No.46011865

>>46011588
What an amazing pair of fox tits.

>> No.46011887

>>46011588
She's heavy.

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>>46011708
Dullahan have a high level of lewdness potential
She's talking to a female friend while her body is having sex with her boyfriend, calm down

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>> No.46012116

Caturday is over, someone get this cat out of my home

>> No.46012127

>>46012046
Cute!

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>>46012116
do it yourself

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It's caturday somewhere.

>> No.46012243

>>46012216
Another ancient evil escapee

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>>46012243
big, strong and dumb
the perfect cat

>> No.46012295

>>46012243
>Ancient evil kot shelters in Anon's home to escape the authorities

>> No.46012301

>>46012295
>anon thinks she's just a regular old kot
>pets her and gives her treats
>ancient evil kot feels humiliated(and kinda turned on) at the treatment, but she has no choice

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>>46011553
demons are pretty. demons should be in charge

>> No.46012404

>>46003955
>that plump ass
liches really are the best mgs, prove me wrong

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>>46012404
Not even the best kuudere.

>> No.46012560

>>46005033
anon, you should've intentionally corrupted or scattered some of your files so they could be cleaned.

Also clean your fucking screen. If it's noticeable to your digital companions its a wonder you can type at all.

>> No.46012577

>>46000510
Yeeese!

>> No.46012585

>>46012489
>disgusting bug
>cant use or teach magic
>lives in the woods like an uneducated phillistine
>no plump ass
liches are the best kuudere followed by sahus. This isnt up for debate.

>> No.46012606

>>46012404
>plump
flat tranny ass

>> No.46012680

>>46012404
It's not even very plump.

>> No.46012694
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Putting your hand on sister's sweaty warm hips
Seeing her tail wrap around your wrist as you try to pull it away

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46012718

You make sure to listen to a Dragon's full pre-combat speech, right?

>> No.46012814

>>46012718
Yes, before making sure no one is watching and flooring her in magical combat. Then promptly invite her to dinner later, thus confusing and flustering her enough to get her to agree.

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>>46012218
So many caturdays have passed and yet I still don't see a single portal.

>> No.46013056

>>46012718
>listen to full speech
>call her a dork
>kiss her
>win instantly

>> No.46013250

>>46012257
>tail strong enough to flail the big heavy metal ball around like nothing
>too dumb to be careful with it
cats are scary, how do people tolerate being around them?

>> No.46013256

>>46012306
Demons are great at running the bureaucracy but you never, ever EVER put them in charge.

If you let them operate without limits they tend to go crazy with the contracts.

>> No.46013269

As long as I stay alive, then Miss Wisp can't get me.

>> No.46013293

Mean gyaru monsters that call me pervert etc. but indulge my fetishes anyways!

>> No.46013320
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>> No.46013354

>>46013269
She can put you in the forever cage even if you are alive

>> No.46013358

>>46009769
>tfw the game was canceled and now we’ll never get to see more of werewolf police

>> No.46013364

My mental state has deteriorated to the point nearly any monster will make me cry just by speaking to me

>> No.46013370

>>46013358
It was brave of them to offer refunds. Most patreon devs just rugpull.

>> No.46013381

>>46013354
No... no! She wouldn't dare!

>> No.46013397

>>46013364
T. Average maledom faggot

>> No.46013399

>>46011628
MPreg? In my MGE? Shouldn't that be limited to those seahorse mamono?

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>>46011982
Yes, lewdness. But also consider the possibility of being the MIDDLE spoon.

>> No.46013443

>>46013399
Really pregnancy is perfect for most anons here
>your monster waifu doesn't get pregnancy belly
>you get doted on
>you aren't expected to do anything hard
>random monsters have to give up their seat for you
>your monster wife will rub your belly and smile
>you'll have an excuse when you request insane shit from her like for her to home cook an ultra rare wagnu steak she has to source in herself on short notice

>> No.46013456

>>46012585
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa.
Liches and mantisses are both good girls. Here's proof:
>ALL kuuderes are good girls
Also that anti bug sentiment hurts my feelings. As a kid who grew up absolutely fascinated by bugs, I naturally gravitate toward bug girls--especially scary bug predators because they're so...
COOL

>> No.46013457

>>46013397
You will have to explain your logic on this one

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>>46013443
>your monster waifu doesn't get pregnancy belly
You have to be a certified flaming faggot if you don't get turned on by the prospect of seeing your waifu pregged

>> No.46013498

Being a stay at home dad and raising your monster kids to be very polite and tidy!

>> No.46013517
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>what do you mean the ice cream machine is broken?!

>> No.46013520

>>46013443
You know how I know you've never had a pregnant friend? All of what you just said.
>Morning sickness
>All the relaxin your body releases in the last month fucks up your strength
>Massive hormonal changes can leave you with postpartum depression
>You literally have to push a baby out of you somehow
>Where's it coming out of? Your asshole?
>Fucking genius.

>>46013484
Also, this.

>> No.46013553
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>>46013484
Yeah what the heck.

>> No.46013581
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The Lady Starstruck
She's nothing but bad luck
The Lady Starstruck running after me
She's creeping like a hungry cat

>> No.46013584

>>46013457
Maledomfags are a bunch of little bitchs who need to beat women to feel powerful.

>> No.46013586
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>>46013484
Prengnancy is the natural state of monstergirls. I would never deny my monster wife that.

>> No.46013599

>>46013584
>implying you(and most of this thread) want to get trampled on
I mean, I kind of figured it was true but you don't need to spell it out and project.

>> No.46013604

>>46013581
id like some of this water please kot

>> No.46013641
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>>46013586
Always make more monsters.

>> No.46013646

>>46013599
Hey, hey, hey! I want her to THREATEN to trample me while rubbing her toebeans against my dick and calling me worthless.
I'm not into PHYSICAL pain--she needs to hurt me emotionally, just like my mom always did, so I can feel the only love I know and can accept.
Boy I bet you feel like big dumb asshole now, don't you, Anon?

>> No.46013670

>>46013604
Just push her off, she's clearly dangerously perched!

>> No.46013672

>>46013670
perched but not parched

>> No.46013676

>>46013584
>any monster will make me cry just by speaking to me
>need to beat women
Anon, I think you need to lie down for a bit, you might be having a stroke

>> No.46013702
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>>46013641
And after that?

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>>46013702
Spend 50 years keeping her constantly pregnant, thankfully after incubizing you don't have to worry about kicking off early and can stay with her. Sure she will get self esteem issues about how much her body is changed but anon quickly banishes that thought from her mind as he goes in for another round of baby making sex on her now ara ara body.

>> No.46013772
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>>46013702
She's already addicted.

>> No.46013782

>>46013763
that cesarean scar is such a disgusting boner killer

>> No.46013793

>>46013782
I ain't so weak as to let a little scar deter me from my wife.

>> No.46013805 [DELETED] 

>>46013676
Fuck you fr*g, rope yourself already

>> No.46013814 [DELETED] 

>>46013805
The deep lore of yet another thread personality grows.

>> No.46013821 [DELETED] 

>>46013805
I'm not a frog you schizo
You just don't have reading comprehension

>> No.46013831 [DELETED] 

>>46013814
They're only one faggot who speak about being sad, suicide, cat and maledom and he is from the forsaken country named Fr*nce

>> No.46013842

>>46013782
Most of the time, you actually love your wife and the mother of your children, so you won't be thinking of her purely in terms of her being a sex object for you to sate your lust on.

>> No.46013884
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>Anon, if you could settle down for a few more minutes, we're almost finished talking about the planets and I just want to squeeze in Uranus before lunch.

>> No.46013890 [DELETED] 

>>46013821
Kill yourself self, subhuman

>> No.46013945

>>46013782
To be fair with anon, theere will be very little instances where a mg will need a cesarian. with how their bodies are made for breeding and enhanced with magic.
I honestly thought that line were just pubes.

>> No.46013954

>>46013842
Anons aren't too good at that whole not sex object thing.

>> No.46014012

>>46013364
It's ok, some monsters have soft boobs for you to cry into, and they don't mind you getting it out of your system.

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>>46013945
She might if she's hungry and wants a salad.

>> No.46014045

>>46014012
And this is why I cannot win against hags no matter how hard I try

>> No.46014068
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>>46013954
Oh yeah, then explain this!

>> No.46014081

>>46014068
Anon, are you trying to say you fuck bread? That's... weird.

>> No.46014102

>>46014081
Don't accuse Anon of inbreading.

>> No.46014123

>>46014102
I can't believe shoganon is fucking inbread

>> No.46014144
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Going through the 4chan archives, i do notice a couple of images that aren't included in our (now dead) MEGA archive (pic related). Does wikifag just miss them, or is there another reason?

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>>46014102
You've bread shoggoths?

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>>46014144
And this. There's probably a lot more, THese i have just stumbled upon by coincidence.

>> No.46014182

>>46014144
I remember he had a separate category for Greenworm Anon's early doodles in the main Mega archive when that one existed, and this one >>46014157 looks like it was cropped from a drawpile, but that's just a guess.

>> No.46014186

>>46014157
Wow, that's creepy I sure am glad I'm not that guy hahaha

>> No.46014226
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>> No.46014255

>>46014045
I didn't mean hags, anon. The gyaru schoolgirl Pyrow with big tits and an even bigger (proverbially) heart, whose path to school just so conveniently happens to be similar to your path to work, will listen to any and all of your problems with life and everything, all while letting you bury your face in her cleavage (or her soft thighs if you're into that).

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>>46014182
>cropped from a drawpile
A simple reversed search would have told me that, yep. Bunch of good stuff hidden in those old drawpiles.
Wish i had been there back then, but at least there's the booru an anon recently linked me to.
>>46014186
Same anon, same

>> No.46014387

It's February, where's my yandere cupid?

>> No.46014393

>>46013884
You can't fool me, that's not Haku, that's Bogie, and for making a pun so terrible I invoke my right to muzzle her. By kissing.

>> No.46014403

>>46014387
Wait and prepare for the 14th.

>> No.46014405

>>46014387
Wait ten days.

>> No.46014430

>>46014387
I just need a regular cupid to arrow a yandere right into my heart.

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>> No.46014475

Who is Soldier Beetle's favorite Greek god?
Apollo

>> No.46014477

People who make dad jokes get raped the hardest when portals.

>> No.46014486
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>>46014477
I hope that's true. I live every day like a Chesh could claim me for that.

>> No.46014490

>>46014475
Haha, you're a funny guy. She'll roly-poly you last.

>> No.46014568

Last magus chapter was great and we'll written but It feels likes I hate more and more the main girls expect for the undead since she never asked for that. Am I the only one rooting for the order on that one?

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>>46014477
Would a bogie appreciate clever puns more, or would she like the more groan-inducing ones?

>> No.46014607

>>46014572
She'd probably go both ways.
>Clever puns are neat technically--they're literally very creative
>Groan-inducing puns are impressive because you have to say them out loud, in public, for other people to hear them and know you said them.
Bogies would respect both things.

And would of course MOST appreciate really clever puns that are groan-inducing.

>> No.46014691

Rape the maids.

>> No.46014748
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>>46014691
Grape the maids

>> No.46014771
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>> No.46014789
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>>46014691
Too busy being miserable

>> No.46014813

>>46014748
im going to go under the covers of this snek

>> No.46014833

>>46014771
What happens? Does she blow up?

>> No.46014838

>>46014144
>>46014157
I just copied GreenwormAnon's entire archive way back, and some of the images posted are cropped from drawpiles, which are archived here: https://imgbox.com/g/IrsgnAgCtn

>> No.46014851

>>46014833
It gives her horrible gas.

>> No.46014856

>>46014851
bad idea to get in the coffin with her then

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>> No.46014914

Lift rich monsters' dresses.

>> No.46014959

Lift poor monster's frocks

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wtf this isn't a good human girl who doesn't rape

>> No.46014999

>>46014838
>GreenwormAnon's entire archive way back
So if we pretend the MEGA is up, what link is the one with the GA drawings? If you don't mind me asking.

>> No.46015004

>>46014568
Probably the point of the story to root for them.

>> No.46015015

Lift Deonora's tail

>> No.46015030

Smell Deonora's smelly arsecrack

>> No.46015036

vomit

>> No.46015037

>>46015015
>5 centuries worth of dust is shaken off

>> No.46015049

Lick Deonora's butthole

>> No.46015115

Break into Deonora's room while she's sleeping and wrap her arms around you.

>> No.46015146

Kidnap Deonora and turn her into a mount.

>> No.46015152

>binged Battlestar Galactica over the weekend
>did so without a cute Lim to snuggle with
>depression deepens
>back to working on stories

>> No.46015164

cumflate Deonora

>> No.46015165

>>46015152
Automaton in a red dress?

>> No.46015175

>>46015004
Don't know, magus never paints mamono in a bad light even when they do really evil things, it's always justified or the man's fault

>> No.46015178

>wake up in the cat kingdom as a single man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EYZnSXEla0

>> No.46015181

>>46015152
never watched the show but the boardgame is great
wish i had monster-girl-friends to play it with, preferably at least one Anubis and at least one Pyrow

>> No.46015187

>>46015175
>magus never paints mamono in a bad light even when they do really evil things
Come back after you read the Cheshire one.

>> No.46015193

>>46015165
Why must you do this to me? I'm already trying to get at least two dragon stories done for Chinese New Year, an Eros Kej story for Valentine's and now my thoughts have been annihilated by the mental image you've just given me.

>> No.46015208

>>46015193
I mean you were the one who brought up Battlestar Galactica, you had it coming

>> No.46015215

>>46015187
In the end, she wins and it was the man's fault for not seeing that harassment and bullying were a way to mark him. I know this story well since it's the one who broke the camel back for me.

>> No.46015219

>>46015178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T73OOGVa90E

>> No.46015235

>>46015215
She was a complete bitch from start to finish and Magus forced the MC who complains from start to finish to submit. Cope.

>> No.46015244

>>46015235
It's exactly what I said, idiot.

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Cope this.

>> No.46015272

>>46015264
I'm going to milk that dog.

>> No.46015309

How dangerous are eros hebis?

>> No.46015310

>>46015235
And that's a good thing? I don't get your point anon

>> No.46015319

>>46015309
Classified Hebi class. Only dispatched to the most love averse misery guts.

>> No.46015337
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Single big tail>multiple average-size tails

>> No.46015342

>>46015319
>Stab someone if he doesn't love you on first sight
Lol, lmao even, good thing suicide are forbidden

>> No.46015353

>>46015309
No yan whatsoever. They're the ultimate deredere girls. Once she locks in on you, it's over. She's going to break you down and turn you into her lovey dovey husband in no time at all. She does get intense separation anxiety though. Go to the store without her? You're going to spend five hours with your head firmly in her lap with the rest of your body wrapped up in her tail while she quietly sniffles and ruffles your hair.

>> No.46015366

>>46015187
Does anyone liked this one?

>> No.46015369

>>46015309
There are no Eros hebis, only Mara hebis. When the cupids fail, Eros has to outsource.

>> No.46015373

can i get a slebi blebi hebi?

>> No.46015395

>>46015369
>Mara hebis
>sex lasts as long as seven hours like real snakes
>sometimes it can take a whole day

>> No.46015401

Duh, if you don't like femdom don't read magus. The chesh one is okay, you're just an insecure bitch.

>> No.46015404

>>46015366
Half of the comments on that story did

>> No.46015410

Miss Hebi can't catch and coil me when I fly away on a helicopter like a cartoon villain!

>> No.46015413

We've talked about Eros hebis and Mara hebis. But what about Poseidon hebis?

>> No.46015433

We talk about Eros girls a lot but what about Hel girls?

>> No.46015434
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Someone give the man the (You)s he deserves.

>> No.46015439

We talk about Eros and Hel girls alot, but what about Chief Goddess pyrows?

>> No.46015444

>>46015410
Snek can just twirl her tail like a helicopter, I saw it in Disney's Robin Hood

>> No.46015445
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Choose your sibling

>> No.46015447

>>46015434
No. I made a really nice post and everyone ignored it, so no (you)s for anyone.

>> No.46015451

>>46015445
Taking the troll out for dinner.

>> No.46015453

>>46015445
All of them.

>> No.46015462

>>46015445
Tomboymaton

>> No.46015468

>>46015401
Why are femdomfags like this?

>> No.46015469

>>46015462
Automboyatom

>> No.46015487

>>46015468
Shut up, you're an annoying minority here, leave if you're not happy

>> No.46015489

>>46015445
Yeti, she will be pregnant within the week.

>> No.46015504
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Drink your milk.

>> No.46015516
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Elven mating dance.

>> No.46015529

>>46015504
haku L

>> No.46015533

>>46015413
The one time I saw a snake in the wild it swam into a river. Swimming snakes are rarely mentioned in general.

>> No.46015552

>>46015516
Wait, that elf has wings and horns...

>> No.46015596
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>>46014838
>>46014999
If you guys need them then I'll just get on my old computer and get them uploaded. Without a digital archive they are trapped on there because I didn't port any over to my new one.

>> No.46015603
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>> No.46015609
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>> No.46015610

>>46015596
Considered.

>> No.46015614

>>46015603
Dark elves are the most lecherous of creatures

>> No.46015620
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>>46015552
They're white, so it's okay.

>> No.46015621

>dark elves
>don't have dark sclera

>> No.46015622

>>46015596
Oh no, i don't necesarily need them right now. Was just curious as to where they were before.

>> No.46015631

>>46015596
Nice worm.
>If you guys need them then I'll just get on my old computer and get them uploaded.
I'm not in a hurry. As long as they're available after a new hosting solution is found, that's fine.

>> No.46015733
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46015733

Reminder that you can donate some of your levels to your demon accountant as a form of tax loss harvesting! It's deductible!

>> No.46015737
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>> No.46015764

>>46015504
I want eel milk.

>> No.46015774

>>46015764
it's hard to obtain due to the difficulty of getting a solid grip on her

>> No.46015778
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>>46015504
I'm milking my cow, but nothing is coming out!

>> No.46015780

>>46015737
Salamanders look really good in girly white clothes, (un)fortunately for them.

>> No.46015785

wurms are just liek wan girls
only differences are they lack legs and have scales
am i of the wrong opinion?

>> No.46015816

>>46015468
Submission is strength, anon!

>> No.46015819
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>>46015785
they're more like cats

>> No.46015826

>>46015785
Can they fetch?

>> No.46015828
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>> No.46015829

>>46015774
That shouldn't matter if I ethically (nuptually) source my eel and she lets me milk her. It's that easy.

>> No.46015837

>>46015828
i like wing-skirts

>> No.46015842

>>46015445
Hellhound JK exchange student, she moves in. My parents not understanding mamano biology didn't think it would be a problem for us sharing a room. Now they are grand parents.

>> No.46015852

Hornyet wife

>> No.46015853
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>>46015828
Humans just can’t resist big thick cold-blooded tails

>> No.46015859

I'm going to get into debt to the fattest assed, smelliest, sweatiest danuki and repay my debt as her chair and ass rag

>> No.46015879

>>46015826
yes, toss a rock and they will chase after it
>>46015819
way too hyperactive to be like cats
wyverns are more like them

>> No.46015912
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>>46015853
> Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you? Come now, don't be shy... step into the light."
To gaze upon the mighty dragon, I didn't believe the tales of how terribly beautiful she was
>Flattery will not keep you unraped thief
Never Ms Terrible Dragon, the tales fall short of your glory
>I will you rape where I wish and you can't resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, Thief in the Shadows!"

>> No.46015972
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Fug the milf bug

>> No.46015997

>>46015972
it would be unwise to refuse

>> No.46016004
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>>46015972
Need me a regura yan bug momster.

>> No.46016027

>>46016004
>yan bug momster
The most dangerous combination.

>> No.46016033
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46016033

I want to make babies with a corpse, I want to see her with a bloated belly and then giving birth to a cute crawling zombie or a healthy boy, or maybe I get lucky and get and spawn a little wight

>> No.46016037

>need thicc 90s goth mommy monster gfwife
There needs to be a code or category for these sorts of things. Like I want a number 4 with cheese, hold the yandere
>go to order a vanilla succ from SUCCS-R-US
>they send a gyaru succ hag
>customer support says no returns no refunds

>> No.46016047

>>46016037
im going to ask for a wurm hold the int

>> No.46016067
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Moms are good, but young bugs need love too.

>> No.46016068

>>46016047
I don't really get this--why would you want a stupid wife?

>> No.46016087

>>46016047
Sorry Wurm out of stock, all we have is Sandworm with a whole library inside. Extra int is no charge, delivery is already on the way

>> No.46016090

>>46016087
Moist books

>> No.46016095

>>46016068
He gets to be the smart one for once.

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>>46016068
the 1 brain cell is dedicated to love
there's a certain purity of thought there

>> No.46016112

>>46016068
Why would I want a smart wife? As a brainlet I don't want to get intellectually builled.

>> No.46016123
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>>46016090
so that's why the pages were so sticky

>> No.46016133
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>>46016090
many such cases

>> No.46016139

>single dad and his two daughters move into a new neighborhood
>realtor ask if they're sure he's willing to buy the house
>it's a fucking steal, why wouldn't he?
>realizes after meeting his neighbors that he's so fucked
>Lim is married to her half brother who also married their daughter
>Satyros is married to her nephew and pregnant with their fourth child
>Dark Elf is married to her father
>Shirohebi is married to her uncle
>Wight is married to her son and brags about how when their youngest comes of age he'll marry her as well
>meets another dad
>oh thank fuck, he's normal
>nope, he's married to all five of his Werewolf daughters in addition to his original wife who was monsterized by the eldest daughter
>Hellhound is married to her brother
>Youko is married to her great grandnephew
>there's another guy who seems normal
>he's learned his lesson from the first guy
>asks who his wives are
>guy is married to his Echidna mother, Zombie grandmother, Ghoul great grandmother, Bicorn sister, Dark Priest aunt, Echidna daughter, Raiju daughter and Holstaur daughter
>dad immediately sets to work finding a new house
>the next day he walks outside to check the mail and spots his daughters hanging out with the Lim in her garage
>oh no
>two weeks later he comes home from work hopeful for buyers
>discovers his daughters have been monsterized
>eldest is now a Devil
>youngest is now a Demon
>OH. FUCK.

Kind of want to do a series of stories about this neighborhood filling out with incestuous families.

>> No.46016165

>>46015175
That’s Magus’ prerogative then. If I don’t like something I don’t read it. Simple as. They’re just words on AO3.

>> No.46016222

>>46015175
I can't speak for the man, but my suspicion is that he's trying to do 3 things:
1. Fulfill the Anon fantasy by keeping the monster girl as close to "stock" as reasonably possible
2. Keep the MC male as generic as possible so it's easy to self-insert
3. Resolve the story in a reasonable # of words.

So you end up with the Oomukade story kind of jumping to romance or the Cheshire story just kind of ending with a romantic realization, too. Is it 100% accurate? No. BUT it's actually kind of standard in romance literature.

Besides, who wants to read a story that goes something like...
>omg memekot!
"I, Anon, am into you."
>"How many inches?"
>HURR DURR THEY BANGED
>Cupid turns to camera with her bow, gives audience a thumbs up.
Cut to black.

>> No.46016264

>>46016222
>"How many inches?"
Uh, why is the anon asking chesh about inches?

>> No.46016271

>>46016264
Go back to school.

>> No.46016273

>>46016087
im going to the wyrmm store
they always got wurm in stock

>> No.46016279

>>46016264
she becomes frightened and alarmed at metric units

>> No.46016282

>>46016222
>Oomukade
>Anon works
>Anon get stalked by Oomukade
>Anon flees
>Oomukade cuts his bank account and threatens to hurt his family
>Anon falls in love with her
I honestly prefer your story.

>> No.46016318

>anon gets isekai'd into a forest
>wanders until he faints from hunger
>beeg wan finds him and drags him to her lair
>anon wakes up with a nipple in his mouth and his strength restored
>many miniwans are made
>the end
This was the story of the milkiest wan, please drop a like and subscribe to my onlywans

>> No.46016331

>>46016222
>just kind of ending with a romantic realization, too.
It's kind of soulless though. You read one you read them all.

>> No.46016368

>Ranger is tasked with stopping some hound girls from fucking with people in the state park
>hops into his 97 Cherokee and sets off
>hijinks ensue as he struggles to rein in the Kobold, Werewolf, Anubis and Hellhound

>> No.46016392

>>46016368
>hello sir do you find the pyramid to be the most beautiful and perfect geometric shape?
someone save me

>> No.46016408

>>46016368
why is anubis there

>> No.46016417

>>46016408
kobolods not doing much mischief either

>> No.46016463
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46016463

>>46016417
Perhaps there is a wan influencing them to be "bad".

>> No.46016467

>>46016408
>Kobold
She just wants a pack to fit into and is trying to rebel against her straight-laced parents even though she desperately tries, and fails, to hide that she hates being a bad girl.

>Werewolf
She's wicked fast, likes to spray paint lewd things and generally get up to mischief to cover up for her need to be noticed. Grew up in the foster care system until she monsterized and was adopted by the Hellhound's loving parents but still has emotional scars.

>Anubis
She's the brains of the group who sees an opportunity to show the State Park system how poorly managed things are by exploiting weaknesses. She mostly wants to trick drunk people in the woods to build a massive treehouse fort to hide minis in. [/spoiler

>Hellhound
She's the brawns of the group who is the de facto leader of the pack. She's only having the pack stir shit up because she's had her eyes on the Ranger since her parents brought her and her sister to the park when they were in middle school. She wants to toy with her meal first.

>> No.46016488
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46016488

>>46016463

>> No.46016506

>>46016488
Irish Mcfighty Drunken Wan and a 3/4 Hellwan Kobold.

>> No.46016512

>>46016139
Sweet home Monmonobama~

>> No.46016514

>>46016488
They need sclera color swapped too.

>> No.46016539
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>> No.46016552

>>46016539
I'm weak to sharp teeth

>> No.46016560

>>46016512
I would like to live in Monmonobama. I will marry every single member of my family and spend eternity knocking them up and marrying the daughters as they come of age. I will have an entire county of Monmonobama consisting of me and my massive harem of incest wives.

>> No.46016564

monsters that can correct a foot fetish?

>> No.46016568

>>46016564
Snakes most likely.

>> No.46016572

>>46016564
Lamia's and mermaids. However, there's no guarantee they won't replace it with a tail or fin fetish.

>> No.46016574

>>46016564
Good luck, monster love to indulge fetishes. You'll get a Troll who loves to have her feet worshipped or a Dark Elf who likes giving foot jobs. The only chance you have is with snekgirls but I'm sure they'll figure something out.

>> No.46016577

>>46016568
>foot fetish involves into tail fetish

>> No.46016578

>>46016564
>>46016568
Mermaids and some ghosts too.

>> No.46016587
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>> No.46016599

>>46016564
gremlin will correct it into a metre fetish

>> No.46016604

>>46016587
That's a really half assed angel.

>> No.46016635

>>46016604
>tail
>horns
That's clearly a succubus who tried to disguise herself but forgot the most important details.

>> No.46016640

>>46016574
Imagine how smelly troll feet are

>> No.46016642
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>> No.46016646

>>46016642
i never can decide if bicorns or unicorns are scarier. it's usually just whichever i saw more recently

>> No.46016653

>>46016642
Lol cuck horse.

>> No.46016655

>>46016642
>swedish bicorn wife

>> No.46016668
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46016668

>>46016655

>> No.46016669
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46016669

>>46016642
I would devote myself to just this silly horse and nobody else

>> No.46016670

>>46016642
>older sister becomes a Bicorn
>within weeks the rest of the women in the family are monster girls
>sense of danger at all times

>> No.46016673

>>46016655
>bork bork

>> No.46016682

>>46016669
Good husband setting his horsewife on the right path.

>> No.46016684

had a dream where I was accosted by a large tiger woman and living doll, at some kinda racetrack/warehouse type deal. ended up running most of the time for fear of my pelvis, except for a cute scene at the end where the living doll and I floated on some balloons. Tiger woman was somewhere more along the lines of cheetah from DC, and the living doll had a mob face.

>> No.46016685

>>46016560
>Is a man not entitled to the love of his own sister?
>No says the woman in Washington? 'It belongs to some rando'
>No says the woman in Moscow, 'it belongs to the people'
>No says the woman in the Vatican, 'it belongs to god'
>I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... West Virginia
Very good anon, goodluck with your wincestopia.

>> No.46016689

>>46016669
She would tie you down and let her work colleges run a train on you while she watches and masturbates with a dildo on the wall shaped after your dick.

>> No.46016709
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>> No.46016712
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46016712

>...and this is my daughter, Crunchwrap Supreme

>> No.46016725

>>46016653
>Bicorn is a cuck
Not the case according to KC.

>> No.46016735

>>46016725
I wasn't being serious. She is a harem horse.

>> No.46016736

>>46016725
Out here in reality she is.

>> No.46016746
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46016746

>>46016736
Being a cuckquean implies that she's the spouse of an unfaithful husband. What Bicorns really do is find suitable monsters to share the Good Word with, and the Good Word is your dick.

>> No.46016751

>>46016746
lol, sure.

>> No.46016754

Don't make post THAT image.

>> No.46016769
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46016769

>> No.46016773
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>>46016754
Okay, I won't.

>> No.46016790

It's over...

>> No.46016795

>>46016789
whats hebi cooking? s-surely she's not in a stabbing mood? right?

>> No.46016797

>>46016773
turning that foot fetish into an inch fetish

>> No.46016800

>>46016773
raising a family with your fairy wife

>> No.46016813

>>46016789
I-is that a KNIFE!?
HEBI PUT THE KNIFE DOWN OH MY GOD YOU'RE GONNA STAB SOMEONE OH MY GOD SOMEONE STOP HER AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.46016815

I like the idea of some Dark Elves giving the men they target a choice from the beginning on how things go.

>more dominant men get submissive Dark Elf who enjoys maledom
>submissive men get femdom Dark Elf
>men who struggle to choose get a perfectly equal switch relationship

Add in extra flavors to the three relationships for more fun.

>daughter tells her dad that she always gets what she wants and it's up to him to choose how she gets it
>ends up with a switch relationship
>guy and his childhood friend are hanging out when she gives him the ultimatum
>he pulls a "typical Japanese manga/anime MC" move and does nothing
>she turns him into a submissive breeding stud
>office worker gets pulled into his manager's office
>she gives him the ultimatum and he responds by hammering away at her until the desk collapses
>student finds himself protected by his Dark Elf teacher from bullies
>she gives him the ultimatum the day he graduates
>he spergs out and ends up with her as his mommydom wife

Could be interesting.

>> No.46016848

>>46016751
I know you like to throw around buzzwords but they're more of a harem horse than cuck horse.

>> No.46016858

>>46016848
how do you imagine this conversation going?

>> No.46016861

I want to live In wincestopia with my demon momster, succubus older sis, devil lil sis and bicorn CF. lil sis started my harem with two words, "do it."

>> No.46016863

Jews

>> No.46016876

>>46016858
I'll have to consult the Elder Gods to get my answer.

>> No.46016894

>>46016769
I want to sneak up on kiki and touch her tail. Just to see if she's gonna bark or chirp in surprise.

>> No.46016895

>>46015504
tasty cow-spider milk
>>46015774
just pour some salt on her

>> No.46016897

>>46016848
All non monogamous relationships are the same.

>> No.46016909

>>46016795
She's weighing her options because she has too little experience.

>> No.46016915

OMG we're at the image limit. SOMEONE MAKE ASCII ART OF MONSTER GIRLS! I can't read all you retards' idiotic opinions!

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>> No.46016923

>>46016922
PUFFY VULVA

>> No.46016929

>>46016922
Ah, Holo-chan

>> No.46016933

>>46016813
>Out grocery shopping with hebi wife
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>Hebi wife, so you have chosen death.

>> No.46016934

>>46016922
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