Monster Girl Thread

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>>40624054
book snek
>>40624059
milk dragon, gamer fuel edition

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smart snek

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>>40624080
book wurm

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MONSTERWIVES

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>>40624124
what is this sneaky fox up to?

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Local Anon raises undead as ultra-busty versions of their living selves.
Lewds ensue, many such cases.
Remember to Listen to Lich-san, "Zombies are more than a harem, they're a responsibility."

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>>40624179
Lich-san is just jealous cause she is as flat as a board

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>>40624179
i'd raise them as 8ft soft zimbies
>>40624211
this and most likely a womanlet

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>>40624211
>Anon, breasts that large are infeasable, they don't actually make more milk, don't aid in childbirth, are impractical to have in combat due to weight and awkwardness for battle, require strong back muscles, and are only attractive to perverts.
>No, I am not jealous.

>>40624221
Extra tall
Extra soft
Extra snug

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>>40624263
im so gonna bully this flat womanlet lich

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>>40624291
Anon, thats how you get hit by a debuff spell and tossed from her tower.

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>>40624263
>No, I am not jealous.
>also Lich: trying to create a potion to make her more "softer"
its ok Lich-san, I bet you get free offers from the sabbaths

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>>40624300
It needs to hit and i have enough strength in my fingers to climb it easy, and I'm just keep coming back but Im going to flirt with her since what she lacked in chest, she has more than made enoguh in the lower body, that ass gets stuck in the doorway

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>>40624326
>Latest potion was a failure, chest did not increase by any notable amount.
>Furthermore, growth seemed localized to my hips and posterior for a large amount.
>While promising, I must raise more undead for testing, my wardrobe and chairs will not endure future potions of this type.

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>>40624386
>go up to this lich with the massive fat ass
>wear sunglasses
>smack her ass "by accident"
>watch it jiggle

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>>40624386
>somehow the potions make the zombies thicc
>but when lich tries it, she only gets thiccer at the bottom
>and also shorter for some reason
poor lich

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>>40624655
>got the nickname, earthshaking thighs

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>>40624491
>Local man paralyzed by lich with enormous rear
>Dispel attempts are oncoming.
>Lich faces charges of being 'Too thick'

>>40624655
She will have the biggest of breasts some day.
Hopefully before she has to start using two chairs.

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might fuck around and color this

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>>40624054
Trust angels.

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>>40624690
>anon who called her that got hip checked out the window
>he comes back and asked to be smooshed between the legendary thighs
>lich in tears as she hip checks anon out the window again

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do people still like senko?

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Adventuring with a Shoggoth seems really comfy.

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>>40624744
>Anon climbs back up the tower
>This time rubs those massive thighs
>really gropes and plays with those massive thighs, asks to see them massive tree trunks in stockings with garter belt and all
>gets hip punted out the window again with the lich finally blushing this time
>He comes up to find her in what he asked

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>>40624812
>lich tries to explain how she just felt like wearing this stuff
>anon is to busy groping and kissing her thighs to hear her
>gets booty checked when he gropes to north

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>>40624897
>before he got launched, He asked to see said lich in a bunny suit with some fishnet stocking
that really show just how meaty her thighs are
>Lich just gives him a pout before down smashing him out the window

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>>40624975
Now I want to see an Alice in fishnet stockings, showing them off as a cute new fashion statement.

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So we're all in agreement, Jabberwock is the best dragon

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>>40624746
I like to think they do. She's a great girl.

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>>40624975
>lich just spills out of the fishnet stockings
>she had to get a larger size bunny suit to fit her thighs
>so she has to hold up the empty top part
>anon becomes feral and tries to jump the lich for breeding
>lich gets too embarrassed at her dress so booty checks anon away again

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>>40625070
best at eating yea

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>>40625070
yes
>>40625078
>He held in at the last minute on the window sil using the horny pinch grip he obtained
>Licked his lips and pounced on her
>They say you can hear her lustful moanig to t his day

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>>40625070
No, I prefer petite, JC loli dragons.

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>>40625116
>many years later
>lich and anon have a bunch of lichlings
>they are all taller and bustier than momma lich
>every family photo is the lich smooshed between her daughters with a face full of pride, rage, and despair

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>>40625191
>>every family photo is the lich smooshed between her daughters with a face full of pride, rage, and despair
>And thats why every nine moths after said photo, they got a new child and every pregnancy she gets a little boost in chest but most of the rest goes to her already massive lower body
>She cant even wear pants no more

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take it easy and enjoy the lap pillow of your waifu....assuming she is able to give you a lap pillow.
Centaurs recently discovered a rather disturbing fact that they can't really do that.

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>>40624054

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how do you make a monster give you a face of extreme horniness?

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>>40625317
Dumb snek

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>>40625314
yea I love using my wife as a pillow

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>>40625334
show her your stamp collection

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>>40625334
isn't it harder not to?

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>>40625338
I dunno that looked like a good way of dealing with her inability to wear bikini bottoms

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>>40625338
please don't make fun of special sneks

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>>40625380
but i dont have one
>>40625393
the face of absolute horniness, where reason and logic are long dead, where the prefrontal cortex is down and the lizard brain is in full effect

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>>40625409
>>40625422
I will continue to bully those slithery, cold-blooded noodles until the day a giant, delicious brown Anaconda Lamia destroys my body.

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>>40625438
gotta either go to florida for a massive latina one who is an illegal immigrant who lives in the everglades or go to the amazon rainforest near not brazil

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>>40625438
too bad, you get a dork snek

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>>40625070
I like canon jabber. dont like thread jabber.

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>>40625471
That's one of my favorite pictures

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>>40625553
The fat one some autist keeps comissioning rtil or whatever that artist's name is?

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>>40620933
I was actually thinking about having the griffon as the main love interest. I'll probably do something with a griffon either way. People really seem to like post-invasion stories.

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i want a hellhound to Heavy Mob Cemetery me

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>>40624746
Senko a shit, Shiro is better.

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>>40624746
She's the perfect lolihag housewife

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>>40624054

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>>40625806
why is she crying? is it because of her anklet bracelet that convicts on parole wear?

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>>40625661
>some autist
Are people here just quick to forget or has there been an influx of newfags? Do people here not know who blokes like bromont, Less, or OtherSideOfTheSky are anymore?

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>>40625892
newfags most likely

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>>40625892
I have no ideal who commissions the shitload of Jabberjaw shit

I do remember dollarhams and shit but I have no idea who that last guy is

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i adore this vampire. i dont even like tekken anymore, despite the nostalgia, but i love her. shes great.

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>>40625345
God

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wurmbro here, drew a little quick wip sketch about that tree trunk having short lich , sorry for it being so rushed

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>>40625663
Based, making cool and calm girls slowly loose their composure until they snap is peak patrician taste.

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>>40625973
perfect

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>>40626016
thanks, kinda went from that creepy loner look ya know for the lich

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scroll below at your own risk. your mind will be broken. both in the way you want, and the way you do not.

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>>40626069
i want to mess with some big bogie cheeks instead, no risk of getting a parasite from cheshire cats that make you say lots of bad puns

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>>40625973
I like it
If your gonna draw the lich from last thread, can you draw the family photo part? I like your busty

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>>40626083
which lich or do you mean the wight with the crush on the fast food worker Anon? And do you like the weight i give the massive fucking milkers I draw?

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>>40626097
The lich with thunder thighs that has busty daughters that are taller than her

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look at what cheshires do all day
>>40626112
got ya, I'll try

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>>40626031
it's good, can't wait for more of it

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>>40626118
>anon just wants to have a meaningful discussion on 4mon
>chesh ruins it by asking for dick pics
what a plague

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>>40626162
thats why you just post so very netural so no one knows you are male.
you get found anyways for some reason
Or You jus ignore her or just post a hotdog thats cut to look like a wiener

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>>40626162
ask for cervix pic in return

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>>40626178
>cut a hot dog to look like a wiener
>accidentally cut across your hotdog
>meh they know it's fake
>post it for those sweet (you)s
>30 sec later anon gets swarmed by worried monsters

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>>40626207
>Say all order nations do this to boys to stop them from getting erect
>Two days later the chief god is defeated and everyday for two months is penis inspection day

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>>40626229
>penis inspection day
No.

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>>40626229
>for two months
its like they don't care about the health of the boys

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>>40626239
So everyday is surprise penis inspection day?

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>>40626252
It sure is friend
Strangely, you always get the same nurse
Even more strange, alot of them don't look like doctors or nurses...

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>>40626268
I ain’t let any monster touch my weenie if she ain’t an actual nurse, a doctor or a nun/shrine maiden/priestess

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>>40626292
>shrine maiden

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>>40626317
I don’t like that shrine maiden, she gives me the willies

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>>40626335
too bad

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>>40626346
I’m running into the church for salvation from creepazoid white snake

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>>40626349
you have entered the church of snek, and you will be returned to your not-creepy wife

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>>40626292
nobody complains when it's vampire inspection day. it's only fair to to participate

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>>40626380
I do not know this woman, she is extra creepy and I want mommy

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>>40626383
I need a Dumbpire in my life.

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>>40626393
for this insult, she will record your honeymoon with your hebi wife and sell it to the ratas

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>>40626405
I’m going to go catatonic

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>>40626383
I love her

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I really wish KC would update the Echidnas art.

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>>40626405
>>40626451
Bro that ain’t even it

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>>40626451
What?

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>>40626451
That's Alice, Anon
But for my money, I love me the vampire

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SEX
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TAIL
A
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>>40626484
Don't type like a retarded toddler please

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>>40626451

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>>40626491
NO
O

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>>40626292
nuns can only touch my Penis

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>>40626451
she's right there with shirokuto

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>>40626483
You think I don't know that's Alice?

But Alice was drawn by KC and she is most likely an Echidna, or at the very least KC drew inspiration from his echidna design when making her. So she's a good example of what an updated version of the echidna would look like, or even what an different individual might.

>>40626497
This hurts me.

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>>40626511
milk bags having hag

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>>40626512
nah, nah. anon. leave that vore pussy shit else where. I do not ccare what you saw MGQ belongs else where with all the shit that goes on there

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>>40626511
>that poor bra
gonna make a shield with that bra's material, will be invincible

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>>40626405
No not the Ratas! They'll upload it to tik tok with cringe captions!

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>>40626525
I like Alice and MGQ and I will not apologize.

Besides. Non-cannon bad ending. Literally never happened.

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>>40626511
damn i love jiggle physics
>>40626548
doesnt erase the content, now please leave the shit for the /monster girl game/ thread

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>>40626542
better to be sold to ratas than having ratas listen in on your romps

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I LOVE SUCCS!

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>>40626560
Curse latenight and his illegally smol ratas.

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>>40626556
Just for that have one more image. Out of spite. Just for you. Faggot.

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>>40626565
illegally cute

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>>40626582
>HUMAN ATTACKS INNOCENT MARSHMALLOW CAT

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>>40626584
>anon was actually defending from marshmallow cat snuggles
damn yellow press...

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>>40626565
But I like smol

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>>40626560
If I need a sidekick to go adventuring with after getting Isekai'd, it needs to be a Monster small enough to fit inside my backpack.

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>>40626604
ittan momen seem nice. lightweight, portable, foldable, and machine wash warm.
if you need her to keep a low profile she could act as a cape with her arms embraced around your neck.

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>>40626617
>Portable
>Good as an emergency blanket/towel
>Can be equipped as armor/clothing
Not bad actually.

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>>40626584
It's illegal for a reason

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>>40626571
thanks for the cute pic, dummy

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>>40626617
>machine wash warm
Oh God, I would be on pins and needles when she is in the wash. What if she gets stuck? Or hurt? I don't think a washing mashing is a safe place for a ittan momen

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>>40626604
i can see the appeal but I'd rather be the smaller yet stronger attack human of some large soft monster

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>>40626628
>"Innocent" marshmallow cat "accidentally" summons a high-level, nine-tailed Kitsune using nothing but chalk, fried tofu and a hairbrush.

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>>40626628
what is that evil behind marshmallow cat?

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>>40626617
>squeezes under doorframes/between bars to unlock doors
>can take you on magic carpet rides
>will act as hammock, blanket or both

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>>40626628
Hey, he summoned Ms. fox from next door, my crush from when I was but a boy. And shes still older than me but thanks Marshmellow cat for letting me get to together with her!

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gonna dream of railing my hot werehaku teacher

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>>40626628
marshmallow cat is an inspiration to us all

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>>40626675
Let's all do our part to remain fit and healthy

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>>40626688
https://youtu.be/LcI8sfwxvIs

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>>40626738
happiness, my only weakness

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>>40626757
You can do it Anon!
Or else you will be victim of the smug

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>>40626764

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>>40624054
Reminder that the lewdest thing a monster can see on a potential husband is a naked ring finger

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>>40626788
The lewdest thing I can see on a potential wife is a naked neck.

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>>40626769
Choose your smug level

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>>40626799
I pressed the button four times, though

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>>40626808
Please don't do that, you are getting into unnatural levels of smug

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>>40626831
...

...

*press*

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>>40626840
You have crossed a terrible threshold Anon...

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>>40626856
This isn't just smug, this is snug
Smnug

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>>40626856
What're you gonna do? Smug at me?

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>>40626869
sounds like a slur

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>>40626889
>anon was smugged to death(marriage)

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>>40626869
sometimes happens

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>>40626939
Pet the stupid cat

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>>40626945

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>>40626799

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>>40627001
>troll smug
i submit

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ded

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tell me about your goats

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>>40627131
I love them, my Aunts are the best!

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>>40627136
So do they make the stuff themselves?

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>>40626564
dangerous

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Imagine: the usual tall monstergirls; onis, hellhounds, Amazonian, etc. But have the unfortunate trait of being born a womanlet and make up their shorter height by wearing pic related to dom and or kabedon men.

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>>40627151
yes, their own hoofs crush the grapes for that wine

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Who is the best girl that can help you restore Rome?

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>>40627251
Gibraltu or any scorpion girls. They are symbolized as protectors and bodyguards of the emperor. Therefore they are good, trustworthy girls who will NEVER backstab you.

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>>40627262
sounds suspicious...

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>>40627262
>tfw no scorpion girl praetorian guard that's supposed to protect you, but is instead planning to sting you at the slightest opportunity.

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>>40627338
>she tries to strike
>Emperor Anon smacks her down
>she becomes his plaything
praetorians are not welcomed here!

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>>40627365
>Wake up one morning
>All your "loyal" praetorian scorpion guards are gone
>(I wonder where they all are)
>Make your way to the senate and open the doors
>All the Monster Girl senators and your missing praetorian guard are there
>The praetorian scorpions are holding an auction, selling your virginity and empire to the highest bidder
This won't stand.

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>>40627251
You want an empire? Start with an emporium.

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>>40627394
>Emperor Anon forbids the virginity trading
>riots break out in Not-Egypt
>he takes his wolves to war
oh dear

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>>40627394
I will escape on the back of the loyal Centaur who I named senator myself!

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>>40627251
We need a monster that's basically a Pharaoh but instead she's a Caesar.

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>>40627394
>Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!

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>>40627458
Everyone said the appointment of a Centaur was madness, but the Empire's been running smoothly in her capable hooves.

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>>40627488
It's not my fault! Those P'Orc barbarians offered to throw a big BBQ for the legion, how was I supposed to know it was a trap?

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>>40627499
but can she keep it safe from the Gulls?

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>>40627594
I firmly believe the Gulls can be civilized.

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>>40627607
perhaps, if they ever stop nicking my chips!

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Alea iacta est!

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Post your smugest Sabbath pics please!

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>>40627651
Fat-Bottomed P'Orcs invade from the north!

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>>40627692
>porc challenge
>Justiinian was right

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Gonna breed ALL the p'orcs!

Not a single p'orc will go without a dozen daughterus

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>>40627773
Attila the Ham is assimilating the Barbarian tribes, Rome is in danger!

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>>40627792
Pope Bacon will guide him!

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>>40627792
>Attila the Ham
I think you may be onto something, anon

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>>40627488
>First you must cross the Ru-Bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

Locked doors are powerless before the fox.

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>>40627999
that's what the booby traps are for

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>>40627792
>geese Harpies will raise the alarm

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>>40628035
small geese

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>>40628025
>booby traps
Uhh, I think those traps are for you.

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>>40626565
I feel the need for large Ratas.

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Good news anon! the DL and her Husband will be visiting MGC soon and you, yes (You), have been chosen to be in charge of the event! what will the day be like? where will they go? what will they do? will Mayor Zombie Wight in time for the meeting?

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>>40628142
I refuse.

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>>40628188
sorry anon, the Ushi guard won't let you out till its all organised

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>>40628142
>spoiler
If she hasn't by then, she will when she shakes Demon Lord's hand.

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>>40628272
poor bodyguardanon...

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>>40628142
I've got no idea how to plan any kind of celebration or party, so I guess we're having a fair. Random bullshit go!
>lock Mayor Zombie and body gaurd Anon in a room filled with moth dust until the day before DL shows up
>pair up a demon with some gremlins to loophole their way to the best technically legal fire works show
>give the local bogie circus a stack of cash and give them free reign over a street near city hall
>pay off the mofukuza to have them set their brush slaves set up in a reverse petting zoo
>relase quarantine on Hagville
>send a formal invitation to Pharoah of neighboring desert kingdom
>send a formal invitation to Apophis of neighboring desert kingdom
>tell Sabbath they can set up stalls for all their potions and recuitment
>open portal to wonderland in the park to set up tea parties
>strategically place cupid snipers on rooftops all throughout the fairgrounds
>let monsters openly apply to set up their own stalls for food and products
>Flee to another realm in the chaos, but come back later if it actually went well and take all the credit

[Anonymous No.]

How do you imagine harpies (and related species) position their bodies while in flight? Torsos vertical or horizontal with the ground? Straight legs or knees tucked to their chests like actual birds?

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>>40628541
probably both depending on the mobility they need. this is a hang glider vs parachute thing

[Anonymous No.]

>"Stop posting crap about hellhounds!"

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>>40628142
take the money and run

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>>40628787
or what?

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>Wake up feeling bloated
>Open eyes to see auntster next to you curled up around you
>You were sleeping on the floor for some reason
>Her tits are hanging out
>She did it again

Every time

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Mamono collect detailed info on every unmarried man to that they then sell to other mamono for massive profits. VPNs won't save you because they are all compromised. It's never a coincidence that a random monster, that you've never met or doesn't even live in your town, is making her moves on you.

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>>40629093
Its easy, just don't go outside.
Don't interact with anyone, just get your groceries in silence and run home.
Don't let them get you.

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>>40628787
According to Google translate, seems like she's doxing a "kid" she's angry at in the early morning hours.

You can only guess what happens after that.

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Post your best shirohebi pics please!

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>>40629163
>just get your groceries
A swarm of fairies hides in your grocery bags when you are paying for them.

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foxes gets sealed for a reason Anon. now, keep your hands off that seal.

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>>40629297
There is a high danger level mofu zone just behind her.
I have to investigate for ancient treasures.
Wish me luck anons.

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>>40629297
But she said it itches! Releasing it just a bit can't hurt.

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>>40629324
>>40629327
i warned you.

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>>40626118
A girl we can all relate to.

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>>40629297
I was just fixing it back on. It was falling off on its own.

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>>40629339
But they're not doing anything bad?

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>>40629339
Ah, im so scared of tits, im going to die of tright

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>>40627999
>Sneaky fox accidentally overwrote your 100h+ RPG save
Would she feel sorry about it or just act like it's no big deal?

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>>40629367
just ignore it, they will put it up themselves. the only reason they put it up is because "unsealing" a fox is considered a marriage proposal in ancient fox law. its just one of many tricks they use to violate you without your consent.

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>>40629497
Punish her with a daughter for every hour lost.

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>>40629547
>make boatload of daughters
>have them grind xp and items for you
>create entire guild just slaving away for you
good end

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im just gonna steal that old fox, she will be perfect for being my wife

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>Get ushi-oni bodyguard
>Ask how much her services are
>She says me
Wow what a steal. I get a super strong ushi guard and all she asks in return is the glory of working in my service

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>>40629594
>he thinks there is only one

Mind if we hold your funeral service in advance?

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>>40629780
>anon reminiscing in his hospital bed with a bad case of shattered pelvis
>Mini-ushis are playing with his feet
>How naïve he was back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629786
im built ford tough, and I can go the distance, more like they need to pray for their hips strength cause I am gonna test them with my mechanical press like hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>40627251
Why would I want that, Mussolini salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to see the village of softness in zipangu, what monsters you think live there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629815
You underestimate the sheer baby-craziness of fox hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629883
Lazy Oni, Creepy nerd Tengu, old foxes and Tanuki hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629892
i know, thats why they gonna be looking 9 months pregnant with 20 kids up there after Im done

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629913
why is the oni so lazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629941
Because they are lonely and sad.
They numb the pain with junk food and naps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629953
This hurts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629913
I'd also imagine some panda girls, some dragon zombies, and even a couple of jinkos
>>40629953
so what If i sleep in their bed instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629985
You will become a pillow.
They may also shove their tit into your mouth while sleeping.
Its a 50/50 really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630018
>tfw you will never find a lazy msucle fat oni and fuck her into a fit oni with a big belly instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630018
i will get to see that frown turn upside down in realtime as well as maybe get smothered

[Anonymous No.]

>the kind of mg who uses the wrong math equation but still somehow gets the right answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630104
i feel like that fits a wurm to a t

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630045
>a big belly instead
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629913
just how creepy are the tengu
>>40630118
Anon, when do women get big bellies normally aside from gaining weight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630133
I thought you were going to give her a beer belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630143
then she wouldn't be fit then anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630151
How many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630151
Uhuh.

https://youtu.be/Asw4kJ-J0Pg?t=550

[Anonymous No.]

Massive fucking thighs, Jiangshi with some trulely massive lower body

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630568
>Massive fucking thighs
Rigid Paradise

[Anonymous No.]

Worm spats

[Anonymous No.]

How deep must I go till I start seeing exotic never before seen monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630651
pearadise
>every jump she makes makes her thighs and ass jiggle like no other
>She cant help but flash her shimpan due to her massive rear and her thighs clap with her every hop
>put her in a normal teacher outfit with stockings
>that aboluste terrority shown
>Shes also hella tall as well

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best centaur pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630679
Green bugs can't jump

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630754
Doesn't need to jump if she can sink them from mid court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630638
>not using her tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630764
lmao, she short as hell, all you gotta do is knock the ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630781
thats for special ocassions of a very needed deep bleaching of the mind

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the p'orcers, anon.

What are they like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630808
fat and smelly like you, next question

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630808
Gross fatty sweat and dried urine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40627773

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630839
feral hog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630811
>>40630832
These posts were typed by elven hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630689
when you cant see shit seen its so dark but thats where the creepiest and scariest fish girls live

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630930
nah, just get new material, you as old as the Olmecs with them posts

[Anonymous No.]

MGE version of Despicable Me but the Minions are Greenworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630954
What's wrong with old?
Do you have something against old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630782
Use uses her length as a lever and catapults them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630689
Why deep, just go to outer space. Cosmic horror waifus when?

[Anonymous No.]

>work at a fast food place
>suddenly a wight comes in
>hope it's not gonna be a weirdo
>just a standard order
>ask whether it's gonna be a takeout
>"I think I will take YOU out."
>oh no
>"Ma'am, we don't provide such services."
>she OHOHOHOs loudly and plops down enough money to buy this place
>my manager sells me out immediately
>"You can start by feeding me those fries with your mouth~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630978
yeah, you. go back to the old folk homes and play sudoku with miss otohime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630959
MGE version of Despicable Me but the Minions are shortstack goblins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631003
>tfw wights would even pay your parents to have you in her manison
How many of you would get sold for 2 bucks and a bag of chips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631019
Gonna give the goblins the banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630932
>fish tail stocking
show me weirder stockings then this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631003
I couldn't see a wight going that. But I definitely could see a Christmas Cake danuki who's gotten desperate doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631154
my fren, wights would so do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631160
Maybe if it was an upscale restaurant. Not a fast food joint.

[Anonymous No.]

typical fishie from the deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631168
even the rich might want that peasent food her friend was talk ing about
>>40631172
Didnt notice she had legs for the longest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40630651
Imagine slowly descending to heaven/hell until a Hermit say, "No.".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631238
anon, u good?

[Anonymous No.]

why I like robutts
customizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631189
No wight would be seen dead at a McDick's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631351
i see what you did there, thank gid they aint dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631351
>>40631365
no wonder she went to buy anon, she thought he was on the menu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631351
country bumpkin wight

[Anonymous No.]

Little brown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>WARNING
>AREA GUARD NAME:
>BERSERK BARBARIC BEAST
>Death-proof arms of the Mamono Empire.
>Alive yet dead, it fears nothing and destroys everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Grown-up, respectable brown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629981
Well, marry one and the wont be lonely and sad anymore, would they?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631599
im going to wrestle the behemton into submission
I trained my entire life for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631602
Superior lewd little brown girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631656
whats goosd with this angel, she looks she dipped her hands in something blue
>>40631682
matured chocolate girls are way better than unriped fruits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631682
i want to get pincushioned by a kuudere cupids arrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631682
Unbeatable pure, supportive, and loving brown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631602
How do I find an amazonian Cupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631734
Eros churches located in Amazonian territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631734
Amazon rainforest look for the cross shaped trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631751
Surely Eros is not a popular god among amazons. Love is beneath them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631784
No bigger lie has been ever said

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631694
>whats goosd
Are you OK anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631784
>Love is beneath them.
If a tough man can love his submissive housewife, Amazon can love her househusband too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631813
I trained for a hedbute completion by headbuttia tree at both ram8. Sped and in standing
I feel funni

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631805
Technically he's kinda telling the truth. They like being the one on top, so their love is beneath them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631906
>Sample

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631913
you couldn't handle the full version, too much wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631906
Remove the sample

[Anonymous No.]

Ya know, every time you bring food into your sandworm wife to eat together with her. You're technically eating food she's already eaten. Maybe you ordered pizza or whatever. Once it's inside her, she's already eaten it, and you're eating food she's already eaten. Also, she's eaten you too. Sort of.

Just some food for thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631939
Well could you at least link us to where the full version is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631939
More like too little

[Anonymous No.]

How do monstergirls treat crossdressers who are not gay and have no interest in alping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631939
Maybe if she put down the burgers there wouldn't be too much of herself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631991
Nothing a little mind flaying can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632004
Don’t respond to this shit, it was done last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631991
Don't post off-topic pictures, you nig

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632036
I went to sleep right after so I missed any responses.

[Anonymous No.]

Are sandworms secretly the most OP mamono of them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632068
probably not, no

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are all like "oh yeah I could definitely handle a nine-tail, easy"
when you would lose to a fox with one tail. You would lose to a mangy coyotegirl who painted her tail to look like a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632106
I'd lose to any mamono honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632106
if you get them to water the additional weight of the waterlogged tails should slow them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624721
is that shading a brush or do you draw each small line by hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632106
honestly if any girl wants me just ask. Imma say no cause they only room for three
>>40632144
Crosshatching brush

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632068
Not without significant magical power. They are high tier in terms of physical power, but even then there are other monsters like Wurms that can keep up with them. And if you mean sexually, that's still highly debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm lilim
the royal express

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631694
The little brown girls are just freshly ripened, the hags have already gone over ripe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632180
You mean sweeter

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone gangsta until the biblically accurate angels show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632106
My mind is a steel fortress that no monster can defeat it doesn't matter how strong they are or how soft their tails are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632198
this bitch is fatter than the wock, her stomach got a mouth
>>40632213
so you wanna stay single and lonely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632213
what if they cry a little bit?

[Anonymous No.]

50 IQ or 5000 IQ skirt-wearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631556
Big brown girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632268
dummy thicc iq

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632106
But I've not said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632224
I won't fall for such an obvious trick!

[Anonymous No.]

fox showing panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632294
what's the plan when it becomes increasingly obvious it wasn't a trick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632284
You say it with your actions. By not submitting to a nine-tail and singing her praises, you are inherently asserting that you can defeat her. Many boys are guilty of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632305
>MG buys the fanciest lingerie and shows off them to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632162
Just in general.

They'd be near impossible to defeat in combat. Definitely built for defense. They've got a shell stronger than steel. Their colossal size deals massive damage, and they can retreat into the ground to avoid getting hit. Even if they're dealing with an Earth Elemental that could unearth them, they'd still have to somehow deal damage to their impenetrable shell. That alone makes them OP. It'd be like one of those annoying boss fights where you do 1 damage for each hit; your best attack does like 10 damage, and they've got 10,000HP or something absurd like that. Meanwhile, she can take you out in a single hit. Only thing that'd keep you safe is if you can fly well above the ground and stay up there.

And if she can do ranged, offensive magic, it's all over for you. No chance to hide, not even in the skies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632305

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632324
Maybe. Only if they're nice. Too many evil girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632305
Did Yukari put Ran up to this or was this her own will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632336
where's the secretly OP part? she's a massive tank from a glance.
secretly OP is something like greenworms with their neutralizing gas

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632343
ew
>>40632354
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632367
Well she doesn't really get listed in the OP monster list. It's always just lilims, dragons, and baphos that are highlighted. Sandworms aren't even thought about like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632315
Run away and rethink the strategy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632336
>>40632336
just gotta pop open the mouth then one right in the chin desu, just pretend you gave up then, kick to the chin. The shell si string but the inside is fleshy. A wurm is much tougher, no weakspots

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632393
they're pretty limited by environment, versatility and weightclass.
a kraken could wrestle a sandworm but when's that going to happen ordinarily?

[Anonymous No.]

ideal size and thickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632464
What monster girls have this body shape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632468
trolls, bogies, wurms, dark mages, foxes, nerds liek hakus and tengu, tanukis, succs in cold places

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a lilim crush melons and coconuts with her thighs! I want to see her punch holes through a brick wall and wrestle wild beasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632494
also another pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632435
You'll lose the moment you enter her mouth. Her charm and squishyness is too strong to overcome. Also her fluids will destroy your armor, clothes, and weapons quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632580
with the hand and all i need is a single sec but thats enough dunking on the glass canon that is the sandworm, shes got no bones and her brain is in the main body I assume so it jiggles like jello which causes the loss but she nees to lean forward out the mouth. but that level of thinking is beyond you it seems

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632213
>(Weak to Foxes)
Big talk, but humans can't beat the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

mirror mirror on the wall, whose thighs are the fattest of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632766
ms march hare

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632197
There's nothing sweeter than cute lolis with slutty pear bodies that demand action to be taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632779
just how fat are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054
>>40624080
>librarian Apophis
>kinda boring
>kinda shy
>likes talking about her favorite books
>won’t shut up about the “Knight and Date” series of books
>the Pharaoh from high school is still paranoid that she’s out to get her
>while librarian Apophis is just worried about that rough draft she has saved on her computer she keeps editing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632653
I don't think you understand. If you manage to get into her mouth, it's because you were flung up and knocked out. Yes, even if you pretend surrendered. At which point, you'll be unconscious, and all your equipment will all be digested and/or stored away. You'll wake up in the nude with a cute girl going to town on you, and you won't have the wherewithal to resist. Also, her main body has bones. She's not that vulnerable inside.

And in the less than 1% chance you can withstand her advances and charm. Say you do manage to knock her out. You're 100ft underground. You're not leaving. Remember she's in complete control once you're inside. If you're incredibly unruly, you just might get swallowed until you behave or until she decides you're not worth it anymore and spits you out and hands you over to one of her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632884
escape rope in back pocket to the nearest hathor shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632899
>Nearest Hathor shrine
>Located "Inside Queen Sandworm-Sandworm's Belly"
Be careful when and where you use it. You'll just end up in the mouth of an even more powerful sandworm. The guardian deity of the sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632864
maybe she can help me unravel the mystery of ! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632435
Her main body can retreat back into the walls where you can't reach it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632923
so i died? thank god. i hope I get scooped up by the will o wisps of the sand
>>40632946
all it takes one clean hit to the chin, just one mistake for it all to go wrong for the both of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632507
Pretty dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632864
>keep coming back and asking her to recommend books about apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632864
Inspired by the chivalrous romance of Knight and Date, the sexually frustrated library grape writes the steamiest adventure of them all, Dream of the Purple Oval

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633072
FAT FOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633072
that dress awakens the animal in me, I want to ravage ran right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633072
just imagine how soft and heavy those tits are with milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40632053
Monsters aren't heavily concerned with appearances and can immediately tell whether someone has the mindset needed to alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633163
leave the shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40627251
>Start by running an Elephant over a lot of Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633163
From KC tweets we know they aren't even concerned with their own standards.
It seems to be hard to make one NOT want to marry you.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best pharaoh pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633309
no old man, please take a hike

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633313
>T. Crusty Old Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

Behold

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633309

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633334

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633353
The Classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633334
>>40633353
so i should steal her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633334
>>40633353
>>40633388
Thank you, fren!
These are wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633404
you should always steal monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633353
I can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633334
>>40633353
>>40633388
Don't humor that mentally ill autist that spams his retarded requests in every thread

[Anonymous No.]

rabbits and hares are very underated

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633576
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633459
so even the creeps in my mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633576
i want to see fat bunny butt and tits

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633586
especially them
their your property after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633627
but how I am supposed to catch them? They so shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633576
I liked when bun anon came in and told us bun facts, that was fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633652
just use your usual monster traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633576
They're good girls but their legs are a bit too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633673
i remember that, that was great. hope hes doing good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633681
like what?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls can't do anything against you if you're already dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633685
i love the legs. i usually prefer the idea of being lifted/sitting on the laps of monsters, but they make me want to do the opposite. imagine those fluffy legs around your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633688
leaving dirty laundry in a snare, leave love notes that direct them into a cage, leave an inflatable (you) as a distraction, the usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633690
You're just challenging Liches, experts at revival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633690
Nothing a quick trip to dr.lich can't fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633690
that's no problem friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633724
nice any for undead spefiec

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get wights to compete at who is the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633751
>>40633733
>>40633732
Well, mentally troubled anons? Do you choose Dr. Lich or Dr. Mind Y. Flayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633690
they can certainly do something for you, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633778
inflatable (you) is good enough for them
zombies will hug it on instinct
wights will talk its ears off
vampire will pass out when she bites it and it explodes
really can't go wrong with an inflatable (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633690
But what if a lich tries to resurrect your spirit by using the forbidden moe moe kyun spell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633786
I trust Dr. Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633814
i would be dying of laughter so bad I'd actually croak

[Anonymous No.]

touch grass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633954
i feel a little bad they get outshined so hard by ms dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633973
unusual pupil shapes are hot

[Anonymous No.]

Post pictures of monstergirls with lust-filled looks on their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634092

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634092
>That artsytle
Isn't that for the guy who makes like crap ton of mediocre porn games that all have way too much urination in them?
Or is it from somewhere else. I love the character design but, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shoggoth Queen who acts as tokusatsu supersuits for her husband and their harem
>Dark Shoggoth who melts things down to "learn" them
>Parasite Shoggoth whose host can alter her physical form slightly with Chaos magic, and whose constructs are fleshier in form
>Red Shoggoth, who, rather than defaulting in demeanor to a maid, is a princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634092

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633786
I pick a third option - kind Dr. Witch, from the Grelia clinics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634092

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634126
it does have violated heroine vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633786
gimme mindy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633690
>I can fix him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634092

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634126
Yes, she's from a Norn/Miel nukige and though the plots are just excuses to move from sex scene to sex scene, the character designs are still worth swiping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634256
dangerous smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634217
>therapy sessions consist of squeezing her until you feel better
it's unusual methodology but it gets results

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634283
i want to be reformatted

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634283

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634256
>they don't know I have my boyfriend in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40631599
so are the babies from dragon zombies normal dragon babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634361
they come out rotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634230
>Monster girls on 4mon write a whole essay on how they would fix/save a guy that posted about being dead inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634263
It's almost annoying how good the character designs are.
Like god damn, I love that wolf girl and her bikini armor, but all I'm getting is like 3 scenes and a harem ending with borderline no story to them. I want more damn it!
I want my home town to get raided by a pack of those wolves and be taken as the spoils of war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634445
>I want my home town to get raided by a pack of those wolves and be taken as the spoils of war.
me too anon, me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634487
I want source of pic.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wight to take advantage of me after dropping out of school. I want to be made financially and emotionally dependent on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634422
Whomever wins, I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40633811
>vampire will pass out when she bites it and it explodes
>ohohohoho! it seems you've relaized the folly of running away!
>now hold still, this wont hurt much...
>BANG
>yaah!
>huh?
>uh....ah.....*thud*
lmao what would the aftermath be like?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a wights favorite fighter in the Arena, I want to be very entangled with her and make my opponent mad with how much I flirt with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634522
high impact rape with tearful cuddles after

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634522
Trauma, probably irreversible
Wonder if there is some sort of trauma clinic thing in MGC
Wonder if they need volunteers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634415
Her essay will not block me from putting some lead in my brain if i wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634092

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634668
>It's a wisp
>She doesn't care in the slightest what condition your body is when she finds you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634689
I don't like wisp, they're disgusting in a meta physical level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634709
and thats what you get for being an edgy little shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634709
Then you shouldn't have turned down the friendly succubus lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634709
whats wrong with wisps? the promise of eternity is both cute, exciting and arousing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634716
Wanting to die is edgy ?
>>40634722
Kot or nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634746
yes, it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634745
>In a cage
Nop, i don't like femsub and being forced to live if i don't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634746
>>40634777
also, chesh is femdom as well as wisp, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634777
How are they "femsub"?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634822
I mean femdom, mb
>>40634818
Chesh is not femdom, what are you talking about ? They're prankster

[Anonymous No.]

two of my familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634688
Need more crazed turbo-horny monsters
Especially baby-crazed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't you lecture me with your thirty-dollar haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634909
>forced eye contact
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634924
The way to dominate the autist.

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/101501973

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634909
>Can't stop, addicted to she shindig
>Chop-top, she says I'm gonna win big
>Choose not the life of imitation
>Distant cousin to the reservation
>Defunct, the pistol that you pay for
>This punk, the feeling that you stay for
>In time I want to be your best friend
>East side love is living on the west end

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>>40634945
Another update? BASED?

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>>40634924
I only start panicking when the girl has red eyes and it's game over if there's black sclera

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>>40634924
>Panic
>Headbutt her
>Flee under the table
>War scream until she leave
Why is she staying in doorframe

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>>40634924
I'll just take off my mask and scare her with the face that even makes wurm run away with fear
I was born with no face

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>Anon hasn't talked ever since he got married to a toad
>every time he opens his mouth she just jams her tongue in

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>>40635036
>waiting for anon to open his mouth
fucking coward. open his mouth yourself.

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>>40635078
She doesn't wait for it. She just can't leave Anon's open mouth unmolested.

[Anonymous No.]

Reject mofu; embrace scales.

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>>40634092

[Anonymous No.]

>shota human prince betrothed to local monster princess
>they're childhood friends and they often play together and write letters when away from each other
>one day our prince decides to visit his monster princess
>he notified her beforehand and she can already see him walking through town from a window overlooking the surrounding area
>on his way to the castle he suddenly gets pulled away and is gangraped and mindbroken by lowly devil bugs while the monster princess watches helplessly from above

[Anonymous No.]

anon, screw off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

TOUCH

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4063525
Kys with your ntr shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40635467
I desire nothing more out of life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40635366
>>40635470
?

[Anonymous No.]

Rape is good.
Aggressive dating is better.
Slow building years-long romance starting from childhood is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40635510
when did this ears weakspot thing become so popular? i dont get it.

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>>40635537
how about consent? THATS hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Fellas, what's the best combination of mana marker and living location to avoid getting a monster wife for as long as possible? Asking for a friend, he's scared of commitment and/or mofu addiction.

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>>40635566
Just enter a confusing relationship with a monster who doesn't rape.
The wandering scholar's art fairy saved his virginity many times.

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>>40635566
>mofu addiction
The ocean is a good place to avoid that specifically.
(not related, but captcha says KOT2D)

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>>40635566
sandworm marker while living on an abandoned oil rig in the middle of the ocean

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>>40635538
Do not question it, Anon. Just embrace it.

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>>40635590
SHESCOMINGSHESCOMING

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>>40635622
Bunyips are freshwater species.

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>>40635608
>tfw you will never make a foxgirl cum herself just from a hug

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>>40635622
Man wasn't meant to experience that level of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

The colony is out of food anon, your going to have to convince one of the local elf tribes for help

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>>40624054

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>>40635690
>elves
ew, i'd rather get help from the native fauna

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>>40635737
She's looking pretty petable.

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>>40635645
i assumed that was part of the appeal of the ear thing. i think a lot of people (myself included) like the idea of being able to make them cum with very little effort.

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>>40635737
there down south with all the gold, jungles and frogs
all that's up here is smoke leaf and elves

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>>40635771
I just like them because they're furry and not human.

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>>40635771
I always thought it just made them cuddly and affectionate because it felt nice, not so much made them cum.

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>>40635537
>not slow building romance starting in the monstergirl's childhood and not your childhood

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>>40624054

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>>40635810
Adult human befriending a young monster and eventually marrying her when she reaches maturity?
Sounds good.

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>>40635036
now that's what we call best girl material

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>>40635920
>azur lane

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>>40635920
As much as I think foxes are a bit overrated, cuddling while being surrounded by a vast sea of fluff is still really tempting

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>>40635863
The hug thing is nice. But I really wish he made a more huggable girl for it. Yeti is the same but better, I guess.

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>>40636020
She brings a bed for cuddling everywhere she goes.

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>>40635036
>Molesting only my mouth
>When she could be molesting my dick instead
>Also can’t tell her how beautiful she is everyday
>How much I love her every morning
>Talk about what we should name our kids

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>>40635538
I don't know about cats, but dogs have sensitive ears. Sometimes they flick a bit when you rub the inside. Really, they just love having their ears rubbed in general.

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>>40635918
>disclaimer: monster standards of maturity may differ from human ones

[Anonymous No.]

What came first the queen or the worker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636095
Queen

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>>40636091
Stop reminding me of the unobtainable cunny.

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>>40636107
As it should be

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best apophis vs. pharaoh pics!

Friendly, rivalry, graped, whatever the case. Let's see some interactions between the two!

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>>40636117
Every day we drift closer to the food crisis(starving africans) sparking ww3.

From the dumbest apocalypse scenario ever shall the portals and cunny come.

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>>40636091
>Marry a 20 year old dragon
>Get looks from the locals in Dragonia
>At dinner a hagon calls you a egg robber and tells you date a girl your age

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>>40636144
>Marry a 20 year old dragon
Never, I would retry life and marry her at 400 at a min

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>>40636135
What, my head hurts, make it simple

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40636144
>"Are you offering a threesome?"

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>>40635918
Why wait until maturity?
Marry her right then and there!

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636144
Wouldn't it be two kids marrying each other ?since you are around 20 as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636176
Nah

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>>40636168
On the day of the portals an alice will jump out of one and start sucking on my dick no matter where we are when it happens.
Also there is a food crisis and africa is starving. But mostly the nuke portals. I thought the famine thing was common knowledge

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>>40636194
More simple

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>>40636144
>marry a 10 year old dragon
>the hags are jealous because they're literally 100 times older than her and still unmarried

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>>40636144
I bet they'll complain if I marry a 30 year old dragon.

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>>40636205
>by accident at 10 since you did an ancient dragon mating dance fooling around

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>>40636205
Cue smug dragon loli t shirt pic

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>>40636203
Black children are hungry but somewhere in the multiverse a baphomet is more hungry for my cummies and is starving them on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

The only gals imma marry are my wives and I ain't stopping in MGE til I do

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>>40636242
More simple, it still hurts

[Anonymous No.]

Will praying to mara give my foreskin back

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>>40635254
This is based if the devil bugs are hags and mindbreak him into calling them all his mommies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636314
Who asked, smelly fat old men

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[Anonymous No.]

Mindbreak sounds scary but hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636253
Loli want dick

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>>40636333
Mas simple

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no wonderland class trip
>tfw you won't get split up from your group and end up where all the older monster live and start crying and scared

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>>40636359
>when the alice larper meets a fat smelly old man larping as a little lost boy

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>>40636415
So they both have young bodies while being old as shit?

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>>40636429
Once the mamano mana kicks in he will.

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>>40636264
Any pro-mamono deity should. Mara might still give the fastest results.
>>40636429
I think he means the opposite for the Alice, pretending to be an adult woman.

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>>40636443
No, alices are fake lolis. I know what I meant.

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>>40636450
I assume all lolis are old and strive to see them in all their old and true glory

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>>40636359
>get taken as a boy by a Floridain work, chesh, and madhatter

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>>40636475
>work
Meant wock

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>>40636340
C U M M I E S

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>>40636488
you gey?

[Anonymous No.]

>keep getting asked out by a persistent monster
>she eventually asks why not
>know that when it comes to this, they can recognize bullshit
>straight up tell her I prefer muscular women like Minotaurs and Jinkos
>it's been weeks since I last saw her
That sure was easy, gotta love some peace and quiet.

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>>40636528
This is super unrealistic. monster magic would just instantly turn them buff. If they would even show interest in you in the first place.

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>>40636460
>I assume all lolis are old
If she isn't a loli race or a sabbath member, she very likely isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>Trans Hags as the long anticipated third faction

[Anonymous No.]

The anon Above needs a life

[Anonymous No.]

Always unseal evils

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>>40636579
I think she doesn't wAnt that

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>>40636589
why would you listen to her? she is evil

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>>40636533
>monster magic would just instantly turn them buff
Gradual change sounds cooler to be honest.

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>>40636579

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>>40636617
I seduce the Gazer

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>>40636533
>monster magic would just instantly turn them buff
>fox hag has been pestering anon for weeks
>finally he says yes
>she wakes up the next morning looking decades young with a six-pack

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>>40636677
This is how my souls gets broken

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>>40636677
>she didn't look like this when she was younger, she was much more lithe
>she's not complaining since Anon really likes her current body

[Anonymous No.]

Muscles on monster is ew, I want soft

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>>40636677
>fox hag looking in the mirror at her new body
>anon is in the background rubbing his hands while muttering "Yes...yes..."

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>>40635853
Get out.

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>>40636733
soft and squishy and warm so I can use them as the little spoon and a living stress ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636733
I want a soft big titty Alp to impregnate and milk like a holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636733
Suit yourself, I like what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

Cock out, male prostitute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40636579
I'm just going to start up a business of having monsters pay me to seal them away because it's basically become just a weird magical bondage dating service for this thread.

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>>40636624
>Unseal the ancient evil Phantom
>Possesses you immediately after
>The thoughts of a creepy, chuuni NEET now fill your head 24/7 as she learns all your secrets and preferences

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI5loEyhyZQ

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>>40636733
I want small and soft, the most optimal body type.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you brave enough to open phantom's several gigabytes sized folder (most of which is text) of self-insert fiction that she has written?

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>>40636884
I completely agree with you, the ones cold to the touch are even better

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>>40636887
Yes!
Provided that she is willing to read my pure love story slow burn romance about a human male falling in love with a phantom.

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>>40636887
It can't be that bad. What does she have?
Look inside and see:
>Historical 25 MB
>Romance 50 MB
>Action 25 MB
>Smut 100 MB
See, nothing to worry abou-
>Feet 1 GB
Oh no...

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>>40636926
the sea is such a wonderful place

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>>40636917
God, I can't wait until I marry a ten thousand year old baphomet and find her diary filled with "Things I wants to do with Onii-Chan" in childish scrawl complete with crayon drawings

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>>40636887
I'm going to turn them into doujins

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>>40636897
Small undead and ice girls with thick cold bodies are made to be felt up and lewdly massaged with warm hands.

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>>40636964

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>>40636999
Love me some kelp

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>>40636999
That natural msg is what make them so addictive

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>>40636999
>turtlegirl comes swimming up
>looks at one of her strands of kelp floating in the water
>"...can I eat that"

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>>40637030

[Anonymous No.]

Am i still eligible for a kiki medio if an unwashed neet? I just need a house sweeper while i play Rust

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>>40636887
I can't even open Word to do anything monster girl related anymore what makes you think I'm going to read an undead woman's steamy self insert bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637094
I want to be baptized in hellhound juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637101
That's a lot of juice, hope your blood sugar doesn't spike

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>>40636887
Monster romantic fiction would focus on describing men, much like most human romance fiction focuses on describing women. Imagine intricate descriptions of a woman's heaving round and soft bosom and other body parts. But for monsters it would be hornier than the smuttiest of human romance paperbacks. Except the focus will fixate on male parts. Is your body ready to read a 4 paragraph description of a ballsack?

That's before you even get to the cringe. I'll spare y'all the monster gaze and explore the Phantom's cringe instead...

>I phased backwards through a chair in my shock. The pure aura of masculinity radiating off of him scattered my carefully worded speech like a flock of wrens. The deep brown pools of his eyes caused a fluttering within my chest as his rough voice flapped through the air.

>"You are so much better than Aviana. No birdbrain could compare to your poetic soul. Any committee that would award a Harpy's work over your own is a bunch of fools." he said in his gravely masculine voice.

>He stepped forward, his gaze spearing into me with a searing lust that made my insides melt. Paying no mind to the sobbing bitch ass motherfucking Aviana behind him, he grasped my hand. The hot pulse of his life filled me in that moment. It was a profound joy that the trifling flash-in-the-pan Aviana could never know, no matter how much her works are lauded by the public.

>"Only you deserve my intense throbbing love, my sweet featherless Phantom." he said, as he clasped me in his strong muscular arms.

>Ensconced in his embrace, I saw the kneeling Harpy behind him, over his broad shoulder. My expression of pure unadulterated happiness broke something in the Harpy author, for she began to sob even louder.

>"I didn't deserve to win that award! Your writing is so much better than mine! How could any man ever want me when they have you? I stink of bird poop and leave feathers everywhere!" sobbed Aviana, the sweet salty taste of her tears filling the air. I enjoyed the slight reprieve the scent of her tears brought, but her mention of her filthy molting and bird stink heralded a whiff of such unfortunate stimuli. I nearly frowned, before remembering to pity her. Magnanimously, I decided to ignore the scattered feather dander that now graced my room.

>"Surely you can always write another award winning book, right? It's not like you are a talentless hack that merely got lucky developing her ONE good idea, Aviana." I said, my voice gentle and sweet. For some reason, my words only caused her to sob even louder.

>Taking pity on her, my new paramour and I made passionate love on the table in front of her, to drown out the embarrassing sounds of her crying. After feeling a plethora of orgasms beneath his hard male form, my heart softened in pity. For Aviana had cried non-stop as my man and I made love on the table.

>"Dearest," I said "perhaps we could take pity on poor Aviana?"

>He looked at me, brown eyes inflamed with passion, devouring me with his gaze.

"No." he said in a heavy voice, such that the Harpy couldn't help but hear "She is a shit writer and she smells bad."

>"IT'S TRUE!!!!!" screeched Aviana, still crying and weak from dehydration. The realization that her ill-gotten award could never fill the hole in her heart caused her to slump even lower on the ground, her sobs growing louder...
>>40636967
>tfw half of her diagrams are childishly wrong and she learns that storks aren't involved
What then, anon?

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>>40637139
>What then, anon?
I never said she wrote the diary when she was a child.
Monsters are weird, man.

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>>40637165
>never said she wrote the diary when she was a child.
Neither did I.
>weird monsters
Indeed.

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>>40637139
The milf and hag obsession some people have scares me if adapted in mamono form
>Mamonos wanting to be "pampered by daddy"
>Erotic gamer boy fat flaps/ beer dad bod
Horrific visions

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>>40637204
Yeah. From what I hazily recall, romance and smut are very formulaic. Imagine the hackneyed phrases of monster porn:
>his elegant cheeto stained fingers
>the sharp arousing scent of vinegar
>the sexy wheeze of his soft pale flesh
>the delightful REEEEE of his frustration
>his victorious call of NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
They'd churn out reams of smut filled with things like this, not daring to think men would find it unflattering.

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>>40637270
That makes me want to be a meathead more thann ver

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>>40637280
Ironically they wouldn't care if you were /fit/ or otherwise; so the important this is that (you) care. Food for thought.

It looks like the captcha got worse, if that's possible. Also, why are there two threads up?

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>>40637308
>It looks like the captcha got worse,
And keeps getting worse by the week!

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>>40637308
I know but I just can’t be seeing myself in that smut

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[Anonymous No.]

I can fix him romance genre stuff would be pretty messed up when the fixing is in the form of rape mindbreak and copious amounts of mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637479
just don't say stuff like "im not ready to be a father" and you'll be fine

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>>40637524
What anon could resist warning off a monster by making sure she knows he's damaged and given up on happiness

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>>40637479
Depends on the girl and guy, I guess.
Lizardman
>blowjobs while you lift and do push-ups
Wisp
>blowjobs when you accept the permanent go-go cage lifestyle
Devil Bug
>blowjobs...for everything

[Anonymous No.]

i want to see monster erotia where the anon goes from zero to hero

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>>40637654
What type of hero do you mean?

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>>40637368
Hah. Haven't been by for a while, so it might actually just be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637685
from nothing to a good hero of eros, spreading love and opening up the order armies with nothing but his words and heavy fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637614
What monster would accept that warning and leave anon be none

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637721
>not using love-love arrows to spread love
So Cupid bait?

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>>40636611
Gradual change is how it canonically works, that anon is just full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637753
why not the heavy hands of love but basically

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637779
That's some hard loving, anon. YANAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637464
Now ain't that cute? Never saw this before. Beware the comfort of four course breakfasts and foot rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637832
love hurts

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>>40637868
Correct. Whadizlovbabydon'thurtme would've also been an acceptable answer. Congrats, your Lovetimus prime is in route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637832
Eros works in mysterious ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637949
what does the middle image mean

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>>40637408
So what would you do if your waifu insisted on writing unflattering smut about you? Can't remember, but didn't KC say there's minor body transformations or something? Or was it that monsters are very accepting of different types of men? Wonder if that could get in the way of deliberately changing your body, if both were happening at the same time. Waifu likes an unflattering feature of yours, then it gets fixed, or something like that. Either way, a Squiddoc could probably fix it.

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>>40637971
She's sneezing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637971
Sneeze

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>>40637979
yeah, if you marry a abysall, which none of my wives are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637997
>>40637998
eros is very mysterious indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638004
What types are your wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638004
>>40637979
just noticed I fucked up but none of my wives would write smut and disregard my previous post

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637979
>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases, there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.
>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.

tldr you don't change unless you're actually a cripple or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638029
wurm, bogie, and jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638033
Oh, except you do get cockishuge.

[Anonymous No.]

i need pics of old monsters being magical girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638123
I need pics of young monsters being wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638123
I guess this counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638033
>you don't change unless you're actually a cripple or something.
He's a bit wishy washy on that. You may turn into hercules or something.
He says most monsters don't care about physical appearance before sex. But he doesn't say they don't change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638156
go find it
>>40638160
nah, 250 or older

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638043
Even sabbathfags?

>The Witch enters her kitchen and grabs a cup of coffee for herself and her guest, the interviewer. She is excited. She doesn't often get interest shown towards her research, and from journalists at that! She nods at her Centaur co-wife and their husband as she leaves the kitchen. Each gives her a proud smile as she passes by. She returns to the living room, handing the Ratatoskr reporter a cup of steaming brew. Being a mamono, the Witch's mind cannot help but linger on the length of her husband. She'd seen his member hanging, touching the floor only moments before. While he was standing upright.

>"Despite the claims of my genius, please realize that I definitely" she says to the reporter sipping coffee across from her "did my Doctoral research the long and hard way..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638165
It's more or less a "don't worry about it unless you really want it."
Yknow, like most things that people needlessly worry about in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638165
most the guys seem pretty plain in saida

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638165
>hercules
Heracles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638042
Sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638272
Pronounced like tes-tic-kleeze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638243
From one point of view it really does sound like you'll be turned into a machine designed solely for sex. The way KC worded it doesn't sound out of place compared to what they say in milking farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638285
very comfy indeed isince they all extra tall and soft and I get to sleep wrapped between them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638336
How terrible. Save us, Overgod. Our virtue is in danger!

[Anonymous No.]

i will sleep on my tall and soft wife as the demon lord intendied

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>>40638469
Facts.

[Anonymous No.]

i like to see high level monster being total dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638497
>I like to see all Lilim in their natural state
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638497

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>>40638497

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to grab ______ tiny waist and violently shove my erect adult penis inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

milk makes the world go round

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638693
honest to god, make new material

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Storms on nearly a daily basis because summer and tropical/subtropical climate
A ryu, raiju, or thunderbird is out to get me, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

ded thred

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638975
ded mofu

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, beware the oni breeds when you're in the east.

No one expects the kitsune with an oni ancestor somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638975
I'm busy reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639007
>having to offer booze and snacks to the fox-oni shrine
this is dumb, i bet she isn't even a deity

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see kiki's tits pop out of her maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639038
Anon, I hate to tell you this...but Kitsunes aren't actually divine.
They're just magically strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639007
Yeah right, musclefoxes dont exist. They are all fat from lazing about and eating tofu/burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639045
but why would a fox lie like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639045
there's no functional difference between divinity and sufficient power

[Anonymous No.]

>Word got out
>It has been proven that foxes are not actually deities
>Thousands of the faithful are now disillusioned
>A mass exodus occurs, many foxes across the world are now without followers
>The only "follower" the local fox has left is Anon, who never realized the nice fox in the shrine was passing herself off as divinity in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

is it over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639135
It's not over until you submit to Lil' Miss Sandworm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638975
It's Saturday night, the ded are partying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639124
poor anon, i bet that dumb fox gets off at him being so subservient

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639143
The dead do not party

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638693
>>I want to grab _the Fat Jabberwock's__ tiny waist and violently shove my erect adult penis inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639163
I'll be taking my wife and leaving now.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be smashed up between a pharaoh and apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638762
Sacrifice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639203
>Pharaoh and Apophis are fighting each other over Anon
>The battle of choice: A children's card game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639235
>No one wins
>They both decide to share you
>Enjoy life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637139
>Be Anon
>new cute Unicorn girl in class drops her diary
>everybody has been a bit in awe of her and not approached because of their purity reputation
>Anon goes to return it, it falls open accidentally ofc
>its just hundreds of pages of frenzied scribbling and rough pencil sketches
>all porn - dicks, blowjobs, paizuri, anons licking her tits, kissing, facials, handholding, licking and squeezing her nipples etc etc
>geez, the 'pure ones' are the worst
>she must be schlicking even more than Anon jacks off - and that's a lot ofc
>finally stop reading and go give it to her
>she takes it, blushing, holds it to her chest
>stretches back to put it in her saddlebag-schoolsatchel
>the lightbulb moment of realisation - her body is so much longer than her arms or even stretching her upper body
>walk past her as if leaving
>Anon runs his hand up her back thigh under her skirt
>nopantsu ofc - she couldn't put any on with those arms
>two fingers slide into her hot wetness
>Anon's fw she ahegaos just from the first touch
>All that porn and she's never been able to even schlick herself.
>No wonder "pure Unicorns" are so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

zap weasel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639307
>Zapweasel BJ
>like testing a 9v battery, only in reverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639307
dork weasel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40637949
That's jubjub flu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639373
Sounds wet and sticky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639313
>This is the end, the monsters got you.
>Cornered by a zap weasel in some back alley, currently getting a blowjob. Her head bobbing to the beat of the music bleeding through the walls of the club you are pushed up against.
>Feels REALLY good, tingly too
>But you're a good, chief goddess fearing boy. You went to church and all that stuff. You need to find a way out.
>Hard to concentrate though, given the situation.
>Still, you're not just gonna sit there and take it, you're a MAN, dammit!
>The moment you put up the slightest hint of resistance though, the tingling increases and you feel all your muscles lock up before your limbs go numb.
>Your legs give out, and you slide to the ground. The raiju follows, never breaking contact, not even slowing down.
>Now that you are down on her level, you can see the smirk, and the tiny sparks arcing across her.
>After what feels like half an hour, she stops, and tells you she will buy you a drink afterwards so you two can get to know each other, then goes right back to work.
>….Well, at least she isn't completely savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639386
I like her stupid looking cute face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639319
She might be a dork, but she is a dork with 40,000 volts at her fingertips

[Anonymous No.]

>>40629795
>>bad case of shattered pelvis
that's what he gets for trying to get an ushi-oni as a bodyguard. They love to cling on their prey and have pelvis shattering sex as they never let go of him being honest the whole 'shattered pelvis' thing is so funny to me for some reason I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639432
I wanna have an intense electric makout session with her.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best way to get a taco cat? Do I really have to mount an expedition to the jungle to find one? Seems like I'd get malaria before I found one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639432
still a dork when she runs out of juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639260
Ms Haku's Guide to sexxing Centaurs (unconfirmed)
>While regarded as 'noble' creatures, the Centaurs innocence in sexual matters is a physical consequence of their arms, while strong and willowy, being unable to effectively masturbate their rear horse-vaginas
>As a result, eager young Centaurs are (1) extremely focussed on their breast size and other frontal attributes as they can arouse themselves on these erogeneous zones and stimulating their front-vaginas until they find their Fated Anon, and (2) their curiosity about rear sexx becomes an obsession, combined with their fastidious use of river-washing or sponge-on-a-stick to maintain their rearward hygeine, leads to the meme that all Centaurs are anally-fixated and once they find an Anon enjoy rough anal penetration and 'fisting'.
>While fisting has been reported as a prevalent activity in Centaur-Anon relations, it has not been confirmed if this is indeed universal, or it may be induced by Anons believing the meme.
E.g. from Ms Haku's 'Urbane Dictionary':
The Hosspussi-Handshake or 'HP-HJ' [noun]: Anon fists his Cent waifu's anus with a fingers extended in a spearpoint but palm is a cupped-hand facing downward, then enters the rear Centaur vagina in a long thrust then remains steady without hip movement by either party, with the Anon's hand pressure performing a jacking-off motion on the top of the penis through the intervening membranes - see also: Kaiju-handclap for similar Wok meme.
>It is believed, but not confirmed by observation, that Unicorns, Bicorns, and Whitehorns, as fellow '-taur' mamonos also have a frontal vagina but this has not been observed - in Unis due to their sexual shyness, Bics because of the rarity in which their Anon is not engaged in cucking some other mamono's vagina instead, and while frontal sexxing has been observed between a Whitehorn and a semi-frozen Anon it may have just been fluff-rubbing to attempt to save his penis from frostbite.
>Historically, the warning to Travellers to avoid dangerous 'Dick-trees' has now been deleted from the Guide when it was discovered that these were not a dangerous species, but the result of lonely frustrated centaurs breaking off low-hanging tree branches and whittling the remaining stumps into realistic wooden dildoes which they would back up onto to seek relief.
>[Author's note: Any invitations from Taur-Anon couples to observe or participate to confirm further details will be appreciated... for, scientific study, of course...]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40635240
>"reject mofu"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleeping pharaoh transported to the !MesoAmerican jungles
>Entombed in a Mayan pyramid
>Wakes up
>Forms a kingdom that's a mix between !Egypt and !MesoAmerica
So imagine this. Pharaoh with Ocelomeh guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>40635240
Reject scales; embrace mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite salamander pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639260
>>40639506
Headcanon that lonely centaurs are more likely than most species to yuri each other while waiting for their Anon - and as a herd/harem Anon I'm okay with that as it gets them started grouping together.
>watching your 2 horny centaur waifuss standing 69 and fingering at each other, like a bigger sexier version of a dog chasing its tail, as Anon finally gets home from work

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639537
And thats why MGE needs the GrayAlien mamonos, to do those inter-cultural historical japes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639556
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639432
>MGCPD arrive at the reported crime-scene
>one Anon naked, one Zapweasel, both unconscious
>the Medic unicorn is checking their vitals
>they'll survive but:
>ZapW is stunned from being thrown against the wall of the alley by a violent force
>she turns him over and spreads his cheeks - Anon has a 2nd-degree scorch mark on his asshole
>"Yeah, it's another one. The Rata-Times printed an article on blowjobs and prostate massage last week, this is the third case of some poor Anon getting ass-Tasered and his load just blowing the dumb Zapper's brains out. CityHall should be doing something, putting out a warning."

[Anonymous No.]

> 40639674
KC has been promising Aylums for about a year, but hes got lost making the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639696
>CityHall should be doing something
City Hall is currently trying to get into her bodyguards bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639464
Just wait, with CityHall too busy sniffing at her bodyguard's door to maintain the city walls, soon there should be alot more taco-stalls in the city markets soon.
>>40639723
Its pathetic that they expect us to believe we all voted for a Mayor who can't even "close the deal".
All those votes from the graveyard shift should have been checked for signs of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639712
He's just paranoid that even canon Greys will have 'battles' in 'space'.
It will be interesting when it comes.
I'm not that interested in getting aliens in MGE, and with the game taking up all KCs time, its not happening anytime soon anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40638762
It won't stop raining where I am, poor Ryu must have broken up with her boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639553
>>2 horny centaur waifus standing 69
>Be horse harem Anon
>sitting in the middle of a daisy-chain of your 6 waifu Centaur harem
>watching them preparing each other for Anon's nightly selection of a winner
>Anon pounding his first load into the winner
>while the rest of the girls pleasure you both, and each other in a big mess of tatami mats and loose straw

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640116
Rata News:
Headline: Local Anon arrested standing naked in the street, 'helicoptering' his penis
Sub: Says it is a new 'not-rain'-dance

[Anonymous No.]

>Moth are gentle and harmless creatures
>Black sclera is a sign of evil and violent monsters
I'm conflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640226
Real life moths continuously mash themselves into lights with no regard for anything else, you are her light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639506
>scientific study
While initially it will be a bit distracting having Ms.Haku observe Anon lovemaking with his waifu, nothing can be more intimate than having a Haku plugging in to both parties minds to gather information while you are both feeling the sensation in the each other.
There is the small problem of cleaning up all the extra Haku secretions from beside the bed afterwards, but its well worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640226
Moths are evil. They will break into your closet and eat all your cloths. Leaving you naked and defenseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640310
please no, I love my jumpers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639054
Burgers give them protein for workouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640226
Does this look evil and violent to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40626617
I bet she would love being your sleeping bag. Also would love being your cumsock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640586
">HELLHOUNDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HELLHOUNDS anywhere"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640586
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40634382
That's terrible actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640608
They actually are a little too dark for me. Luckily all the rest are clearly European, or something. Or do I gotta go to wonderland for my British accent waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640797
I imagine that a monster's nationality would depend mostly on where their lore comes from. Japanese monsters are Japanese, celtic monsters are European, etc. They could immigrate and have daughters that look and talk like their father more, but I imagine the baseline would stick to where their myths came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640931
A lot of them are still European then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640997
There's plenty of monsters that appear multiple times in different cultures, undead would take to form of what the woman was before she died, and animal based monsters could have variations based on real life versions of animals. There could be a normal p'orc, and then the chocolate version based of warthogs. There could be normal yeti and then bigfoot and the Australian yowie. Then again this is all just headcanon. For all we know the profiles could be just actual pictures of girls and when the portals open we'll have to add anime to ethnicities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40640337
Get a spider girl. Not only will she keep the evil moths away but she'll also personally replace any clothing item they eat.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster hunter here, how do I convince a dragon to go into her big dragon form so I don’t feel bad about having to smash her face in with a 300 pound hammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40641264
I don't know why, but when I read the beginning of your post, I swore it said "Monster urine here."

Maybe it's because I just woke up. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Anonymous No.]

Cooling down underground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40641264
>How?
Stick the hammer handle up her cloaca, dragons really dig kinky toy play first.
Then like Ms.Haku says - >>40639506
- try the "Keiju Handclap", that usually has them collapsing back into loli-form for the big finale and marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40641971
>follow a Wurm burrow out of curiosity
>at the end of the tunnel there's a welcome mat and a cave
>the cave sparkles with crystals and gems
>there's a clear-blue lake stretching endlessly there, shining with all the glowing crystal lights both above and below the surface
>the Wurm is on a floating mattress, sipping a drink
>"Hi, I'm Daisy!"
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40641128
The Wandering Scholar notes that a lot of the examples he interviewed were just one single example of each species, so interpolating that all girls in a species have exactly the same characteristics is a presumption.
>there can possibly be shy studious Heckhunds, Tanukis who are bad with money, or violent Dormouses etc or any personalities in between the standard 'racial' extremes.
Some of the less common examples might be hard to find and hide in remote spots, or otoh 'odd' members of a tribe may leave and congregate in places like MGC where their difference isnt so obvious.
(Like how in less Lgbt eras queers would run away to big cities instead of staying in villages or farm towns)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639260
>>40639506
Nice. I like the rear-only Centaurs. It's a massive inconvenience for her, but easily solved by anons. So Centaurs would be very appreciative. Also, double vagina anatomy gives me a massive headache and destroys immersion.

There are some implications that Centaurs would heavily fetishize male hands and arms. Half of that Unicorn's porn sketches could be her licking and sucking on his arms, hands, fingers etc. If humans are of comparable length to her horse torso, then the most she's likely to touch and see while anon is working her rear 69 style is...his feet. Given the lack of Centaur feet, they'd see them as exotic. The contrast between insensitive hooves and the human alternative might be seen as a charm point.

TL;DR Taur body type girls are footfag tickle freaks that love getting fisted. Not to mention that they orgasm with barely any effort.

Next thread Ms. Haku will discuss her newest study, Devil Bugs, Beelzebubs, & Akaname: The Superiority of Tongue Bathing and the Mysterious and Underappreciated Armpit Fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40641264
Strip off your clothing and armor to intimidate her. Then bend over and SHOW HER YOUR HONOR to trigger her transformation. Once she has transformed you may, optionally, wield your weapon HONORABLY using the Ass Murder school of combat. This is highly recommended, as the funerals for your opponents will draw more opponents to hunt. Often these will be long-lost twins and cousin to the fallen monster, nearly identical to the deceased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40642424
Yes, MGE cents are canonically front&back but since they can schlick their front anytime but not really work their own backhole(s) they will really appreciate finally getting an Anon who will pound them properly.
I hadnt realized the bit about toes being a novelty. Riding bareback without stirrups would possibly mean having her grabbing Anons feet to hold onto if his hands are busy on her tits.
I wonder if Cents would watch those 'farriers cutting out hoof cysts' YT videos like some kind of weird gore porn?
>afaik KC hasnt confirmed if Bicorns Unicorns and Whitehorns have a front pussy too, but the same arm length problem applies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40642424
Tfw a Cent's ideal fantasy of a wellhung Anon is a guy with not just a bigdick but also 'Popeye' forearms.
>all that Cooming training is not in vain

[Anonymous No.]

Monsterization is sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40642233
sounds perfect, I'll ask daisy for some milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40642233
I draw and un-holster my cup rapidly. Then spin it intimidatingly with one hand. Making eye contact the whole time, I then dip my cup into the cool refreshing water and say: You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40642768
>rides Centaur bareback, but not by directly mounting her rear.
Sounds pretty Alp-ish desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, no?

[Anonymous No.]

Kids these days have no respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643112
I only ever played Doom 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>40642964
yeah but it makes me feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643119
>tfw I would do this to get brutally raped by miss haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643137
If Doom 3 would have

>made ammo much more scarce
>cut down on the jump scares
>cut down on the amount of enemy encounters and monster closets
>had more of a focus on exploration, puzzles, and figuring out where to go

I would have enjoyed it way more as a horror game like it was meant to be in contrast to 1 and 2. It had terrific atmosphere that was hampered by awkward combat that was too frequent. its fine they went for a horror aesthetic, but they should've went the whole way instead of keeping one foot in the old ones.

https://youtu.be/RLlNKpnzRtY

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643112
>Boop, Y/N?
The answer is always yes.
>>40642768
So farriers are like BDSM to Centaurs, what about saddles? I wonder if they would like being shod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40642940
>not going the extra mile and getting an Oni co-wife with muscular arms so you can rule that Centaur's ass as father and son
I don't even know why we sponsor you sometimes, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643119
I'd just politely let her know I'm not into her, and talk to her about the girls in the class I am into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643137
Probably the worst one, try the first two at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643119
>tfw she looks the head troublemaker in the eyes and asks
>R U Done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643400
Cute and chubby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643412
>Haku snaps and kicks her lamia students out of her motherfucking plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>40639696
>2nd degree burns on asshole
>not 3rd degree
Lame sloppy jobbing Raijus. Better call an Ignis or Salamander if you don't want half assed anal burns. SNWAAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643471
>ms banshee won't stop following you around and crying because you're going to die in a mere 75 years
silly elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643056
There is Centaur bareback riding, and Centaur bareback riding.
One is usually to get her excited for the other, and then vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643600
lets make that number closer by abusing PEDs and SARMS, Im here for a good time, not a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643119
I'd draw haku sensei schlicking off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643817
>No one can tell what Anon's doodles are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643882
Anon, Im a drawfag, that aint gonna happen, they gonna im drawing hakus Sensei schlicking or ising my desk's corner to get off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643119
From Ms Haku's 'Urbane Dictionary':
The Haku-Reversu or 'Hot the Teacher' [noun]: When a Haku is being increasingly pedantic, thenearest Anon should:
1) Walk to the front of the class
2) Bend the Hakutaku over her desk
3) Lift her skirts and drop her drawers
4) Take a firm hold of her tail halfway along its length, and use it as a switch put at least six bright welts across her exposed ass
5)While still adding further welts, Anon will insert his penis to the root in her spasming vagina
6)Continue alternating tail-swats and penis thrusts until the Hako moos uncontrollably before ejaculating deep inside.
7)Leave her like that and return to your desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643276
Saddleries are like bondage-gear shops for Centaurs.
She pretends she is buying it 'for a joke' or 'a friend's bridle-party' (complete with bad pun)
The staff just smile and ask if 'her friend' is about the same size as her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643600
>Anon has less than a century left to live
I'm so sorry Anon, but don't worry, all you can become an undead incubus and you'll be able to live a long fulfilling life. All you need is to marry an undead monster and make love to her daily. You're lucky that Ms.Banshee is there to help you. She's so compassionate, she'd probably marry you on the spot to save you. Banshees are such good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643119
>Workout a lot
>eats lots as well
>put on 200 kgs of muscle on 5'10"
>Wear no shirt
>Everytime Ms. Haku looks at you
>Bounce your pecs and wink at her
>Then quickly change demanor and tell her to not look at your pecs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643962
>she keeps eyeing up the demonsilver spurs and blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643971
but i dont wanna, dying is gey

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644062
Wock sensei, come on

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644081
Don't break the illusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644081
More like wok because she eat a lot rofl hahahaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644095
goddamn never thought i'd see some one older than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643056
Riding centaurs leads to riding centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644092
she barely even fits the uniform as well i likr her teacher get up way more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644062
>>40644092
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644242
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644242
Why do people say that? Are they trying to push vore in these threads like the NTR and /tg/ posters? If so you deserve no waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644277
one fag who needs to shut up, not more than one

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644203
>Be Anon
>riding your Centwaifu home from the Bar
>pressing up close on her upper-body to hold onto those bouncing EEs for stability, and also for other reasons
>she grabs your feet and loops them around her horse-shoulder/human-hips to clasp them around the front
>tfw Anon realises she is schlicking her frontpussy with his heels crossed over it and pushing in as they bounce together down the road.
>if her front is this wet, how much wetter is her realpussy when Anon gets her home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644277
It is literally one person who spams it for years. Look in the archive, it's insane. Baffling the jannies don't do anything about the blatant spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40643892
Based Table-kun gets all the chicks. I can't compete with that. Guess I'll go to the ocean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644203
The wheelchair mermaids will always look so sad and out of place. Just magic them legs for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644319
just make yourself as hard and strong as the desk that wock obasan is sitting on

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644277
It is kind of dumb- for a fat mamono she has a pretty small main mouth and even the 2 extras arent that convenient to get vored.
She'd have to chop an Anon into small bite-size pieces to get him in, and feed them down the 3 necks, but then she does have a conveniently large arse to shit the pieces of Anon back out.
So its not one of those live-vore travel-thru fetishes.
Maybe its some kind of vore-scat problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Big mana tanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644203
>>40643761
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644203
>modern slutty centaur girls these days
>just letting any random Anon ride them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644418
magic cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644328

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644437
There's something extremely off-putting in the way this guy draws faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644318
>dominates with T-pose before coiling
She really knows her stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644458
if that tail is small enough to fit in a wheelchair i don't want em

[Anonymous No.]

to tame the onyrou

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644437
The only problem with Centaur waifus is you can get princess-carried but not princess-carry.
Not actually a medium-sized creature, unless she's a loli-filly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644619
>not princess carry
lmao, weakling

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644619
they don't seem that good to cuddle with.
it's awkward to share a bed and choose a position

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644687

[Anonymous No.]

mice with massive mammaries are in your house

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644755
i'm familiar and unconvinced

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644755
4chan wouldn't let me post the webm of this daki, but that would be my response to >>40644687

That looks heavenly

[Anonymous No.]

Clown ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644867
Consider.

[Anonymous No.]

My family's household god is a JK and also my classmate?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644889
Funny milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644890
>no family god to decide that you'll never continue the family line on your own and try forcing you into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644476
The centaur girl is cute enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644784
We have a large rodent problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644890
how does that work

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645017
>the lineage was going to end with anon without divine intervention
highly plausible

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644890
>jk
ew
at least CC or Oba-san and shes my teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645069
But all centaurs are cute, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644596
>onryo shows up with all the horror movie effects
>tell her you're burned by love as well and if she wants to kill you, just do it already
>bond over broken hearts
>??????
>ghost blowjob woo woo!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645088
They have been messing with the holsts in the farm is seems as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644596
Imagine taking care of her long, luscious hair as she watches a movie and excitedly tells you about all it's flaws, trivia and other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have raiju wife
>Her hair and fur gets EVERYWHERE, no matter what you do
>Been together with her long enough to develop a massive sensitivity to her electricity
>Even the slightest brush with her hair is enough to give you an erection from the static charge
>Have to navigate your own home like it’s a minefield unless you want to have a boner all day
>At least electric blue is really easy to pick out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645389
does that mean you can turn a lint roller into a shock baton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645505
Don't forget about getting a rubber handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645505
Yeah, but it only works on other weaselfuckers and it’s kinda rude to zap another raijus husband with your raijus lightning

[Anonymous No.]

white rajiu whos yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645569
she'd need more contrast. give her purple or black lightning or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645569
Loli zapweasle wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645618
I don't know how you did it but you just made them ten times as good.

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju, but a smug and smart one with cute glasses, that speaks only in electricity puns.
>That sparks my interest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645624
The smol complements the unrestrained power of lightning pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

eros raiju with pink lightning and strong magnetic powers (to draw others together)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645593
perfect, going wwith black lighting
>>40645618
you always gotta butt in or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644476
He's a bit hit-or-miss, true. Ironically, he got worse over time.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead raiju who raises zombies with electricity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645680
BIG FAT VORE LOLI HAG MEATY MOFU MILK MOMSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645701
>he got worse over time.
He's popular, no reason to put in effort anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

raiju wock that shoots lighting out her extra mouths
and
what is going on with that person above me, he doing alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644458
Just more proof sandworms are superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645731
the person talking in all caps to be exact

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw no Turkish girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645767
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645797
They are traditionally called cockroaches for reasons not entirely clear to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645767
Hfw Anon does her greek-style

[Anonymous No.]

>>40644784
I want an Italian housewife mousegirl to cook me traditional food and talks with a thick accent almost as thick as her!
Plus at least 22 daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645810
It’s a racist “joke” comparing the long lasting Turkish people to cockroaches. Plus they stink.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645767
>not German girlfriend
You had one job. The joke in this case (regarding Germans) is that Germany has a liberal attitude towards sex. Prostitution is legal there, and there is a massive amount of amateur pornography. As the total amount of pornography increases distinction is needed to stand out from the rest. As a result, bizarre sexual fetishism becomes increasingly common even in amateur pornography. Also, Germans have a habit of conveying their appreciation of humor not by laughing, but by explaining the joke they were just told in a way that shows they understand it. So this counts as a double joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645810
>traditionally
By who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645941
isn't that enough hamfisted racism for one thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Congrats!

You're gonna be trapped... I mean placed in a room with a cheshire cat that's in her early 20s for 24 hours. You'll get a choice though: she'll be smug, super smug, or extreme smug. Only two Wonderland suits are available: Spades and Diamonds. Yes, she's steeped in pop and meme culture. She'll have much more energy and stamina than you than you. No, there's no way to escape.

What's your choice, anon?
How smug and what suit?

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>>40645767
>verminous creatures that spread everywhere and never want to leave
>has no sense of taste will eat what others regard as garbage
>simple-minded and driven by instincts
>has a primitive view of sex and thinks more = better
Truly the most American of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645959
How new? It was a simple question. Who traditionally calls Turks cockroaches? I've never heard of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645994
I think p'orcs are more fitting for American girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646011
You can ask your parents when you're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645990
the last step of getting your Tom certification

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

HEBIHEBIHEBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645990
Extreme smug, I don't know what the suits affect so whatever one is more likely to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646036
>tfw she aint a chinese dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646042
i concur

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>>40646012
But diatomaceous earth, a contact dehydrating substance, is a weakness of roaches. And we all know how poorly America does when dealing with arid dry lands... Wasn't America famed for spreading disease to the natives? Any monstergirl can be fat, but only the Devil Bug is so strong a match for America.

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>>40646068
what does any of this have to do with MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646042
hebi best snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646042
I wanna be eaten by a hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646080
Is Hebi love strong enough to overcome the language barrier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646019
>being this much of a pussy on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645997
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646106
It's not my fault you never talk to people. Did you know the French are sometimes called frogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646074
>what do monstergirls have to do with MGE?
Diff. That said, anon is wrong. Devil Bugs may happily lick husbando ass without a second thought, but I have never seen one eat any Kraft "cheese". Americans love Kraft cheese-imitating product, so Devil Bugs have too good a standard to be the American monstergirl.

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>>40646080

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>>40646099
oh she can speak english just fine, she just likes to pretend she can't when you ask "inconvenient" questions

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>>40646055
Suits are usually an indicator of personality in wonderland.

Spade: energetic, active, usually physically strong
Club: introverted, reserved, somewhat lazy, smart
Heart: Lovey-dovey, sex-crazed
Diamond: Mischievous, deviant, curious, the kind most likely to turn you into some sort of animal or beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646145
tg-kun you gotta do better than this. I've seen better bait on /g/
would you guys share a "couples candy" with your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646074
We are discussing the most American monster.
>>40646145
Wrong. America wasn't founded on Kraft, it was founded on democracy. Devil bugs are very democratic. They vote to sex their husband and the majority wins. So she is the most American monster with good reason.

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>>40645569
>Trapped in a mountaintop shrine with constant storms
>The further away you get from the shrine’s center, the worse the storms get
>Category 5 hurricane levels if you try to leave
>Unless you’re with her, then it’s clear skies
>The village she watches over is grateful for a break from the constant storms
>Though the women in the village are very wary around you after a serving girl at the tea house was nearly struck by lightning for touching your hand by mistake

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>>40646219
That sounds wonderful. You can't get much safer than that.

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>>40646158
>You find your snake wife reading a large cooking book
>She doesn't require help translating any of it
>You ask her if you could order takeout for diner
>She doesn't understand the question and replies in Japanese
>An hour later you're served an elaborate 4 course western cuisine meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646176
Install Gentoo.

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>>40646160
>usually physically strong
Definitely spade then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646217
>Hey guise remember when the Bill of Rights was ratified by a roach orgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646219
>the harder you fuck her, the calmer and sunnier it gets and when you make her aheago
>Truly perfect weather

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646292
this kind of undeniable honesty is what i love most about monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646252
>her face when you speak japanese, and you mess up horribly all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645767
>>40645810
On another imageboard I saw that to refer to Brits, I don't remember why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646219
>>40646292
I thought Raiju made rain by having sex. So wouldn't it get stormier as she gets more aroused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645811
>anon wrestles naked men while covered in oil before doing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40624054

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646472
She's cute. And voluptuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646379
You're confusing raiju with ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645811
I thought Greek Style was when I have to wrestle with the Alps in that Greek deli by my house for free food? Did those Alps lie to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646517
Ryu is nothing but a glorified snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645889
>no mouse with a Brooklyn accent that gets nuclear levels of mad when you try to use store bought pasta sauce on your noodles

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645929
German humor is no laughing matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646551
Would put on shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

What level of yandere is your hebi on?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646472
Horny succubi with thick tails, my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646570
shes looks fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646618
Looks like waggy is breakdancing in the second panel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646517
My mistake. But I think the stormy weather does come from Ryu having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645811
>anon makes her calculate the circumference of a circle before he will have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646645
Not fat enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you write stories about yourself and your waifu? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646743
Oh wow, actually fat instead of "haha massive tits"
I wouldn't say no to massive tits though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646743
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646645
>succubi
That's a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646758
Only in my head. My imagination and English are too poor to convey my fantasies into words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646783
Quite the slutty dragon then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646783
>human father
>dragon mother
love uh... finds a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646820

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>>40646518
No, that's mostly true. But you must lose a wrestling match before they will show you the most ancient and secret Greek style. Then there will be a celebration with all of your Alp friends. But first they will need your help to make the traditional yogurt for the Spanakopita festival!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646906
That alp sure is looking mighty fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646932
A spinach and olive based diet will do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646820
Literally me

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/fumm31051/status/1547218814604963840
Quickshot fox tries to top and fails

[Anonymous No.]

Zapweasel posting makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647050
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[Anonymous No.]

>>40647170
https://nitter.ca/fumm31051/status/1547218814604963840

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647188
Thanks senpai. I love quickshot fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646796
I actually use that to improve my English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646024
We're all tom here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647303
Tomgirls you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647256
>loving a quickshot
She can’t even please you properly. You’d just keep thrusting her pussy by uourself as she orgasms over and over until she faints and you’d be lucky to cum even once from that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647327
I thought female orgasms felt good on the pp though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647327
That sounds fun. Although that might be a bit tortuous for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647327
thats why you get a harem of quickshot foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647327
But that's I love it, it's so much fun. To play with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647327
>>40647337
>literally plowing through a dozen of her orgasms until the over stimulation makes her pass out

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[Anonymous No.]

god damn, narmaya looks llike a man desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647435
it is the artists forte

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647381
Why do both girls look like 40 years old transsexuals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647485
i saw that clearly, why does this happen. If you make a woman taller, try and keep her looking feminine please, good rule of them is to keep the sholders small, the hips wide. is that so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647543
>is that so hard?
Yeah. Because you'd need to actually put in some effort into your drawing, and why would you do that when people will eat it up anyway?

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>Anon thought he was safe from raijus when he got rubber soles in his adventuring boots
>He was considerably less confident when he saw the “please leave your shoes at the door” sign outside of the shrine
You don’t want to be rude, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647567
>imagine not wearing rubber socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647567
Just don't enter the shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647567
i put on a static wristband, that should probably do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647567
Become rubber

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647638
what are you, building an automation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647665
>Anon ate the gumu gumu fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40645618
>loli raiju
Damn msgks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40646871
>get ambushed by a gigantic three-headed dragon and pinned under its claw for several minutes while the heads argue over which of them should eat you
>eventually they decide, and the winner descends on you with its mouth open wide
>just before it reaches you, the dragon transforms into a girl with two mouth tentacles
>one of the mouths goes for your crotch, while the girl and the other tentacle both laugh at their own joke
>turns out your new waifu has some Cheshire ancestry and is a troll as well as a pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647665
Become rubber, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do the kakuens keep calling me cousin even though we aren’t related?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647769
Become SHOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647772
Tell her you hate every ape you see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647777
Nice digits but how are you supposed to play games like that, he's way too distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647784
no I must escape this mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647787
>hating Dr.Zaius
>probably got served during a dance-off
Many such cases. Very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647729
I only get my wiener sucked by the fanciest wocks only

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647784
>>40647850
Do (You) have the mental fortitude to resist the temptation of shog anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647917
Resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647917
The only way I would lose to shog is if she abandoned that ridiculous maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647917
what? no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647917
yes, kikis are bettter. They aint goo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647939
I like Shogs, but I'm not that much into the maid aesthetic either. Alternative clothes are a must for a Shog that wants me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647917
I always wanted to be smothered in grape jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40647963
fuck, love me button, pencil skirt and stocking combo