/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5812600
Seriously, Umineko has a hard enough time following its own convoluted rules, let alone established mystery guidelines.

With how stagnant theories have become, I've been jaded to the point where I'd be totally okay with every single character dying. Ryukishi has even made Battler unbearable to me.

>>5369811
It yells CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN and Cirno's Perfect Math Class plays for the next twelve hours.

>go on /jp/

at least 4 currybutt threads


Fuck this shit I'm out of here

>>4553436
You didn't fix anything, faggot. FFXII was shit, and so are you.

>>4537244

>>4532187
Leave Marisa out of this, you cunt.

>YOU'RE
Makes me rage every goddamn time.

>>4510469

>>4311335
Keep on trolling, Ryukishi.

Your story is C+ at best, but dammit, you know how to make me rage.

>>4295176
I'm glad Ryukishi omitted Battler's inevitable next thought, which was likely something along the lines of, "You pretentious cunt."

>>4253058
Rance is not a dirty homosexual, go back to bed Suzaku.

>>4246016
I fucking hate you, and everything you stand for.

>>4227349
>Women can't hurt men
8/10, would rage again.

>>4216609
>Sayo=34
Sure, if you forget the n's for both.

I love when Namimi enters these arguments, because it invariably turns into:

-Tripfags uneducated theory
-Legitimate counterargument refuting that theory
-"You're wrong" "You aren't reading it correctly" "LOL SHUT UP I WIN"
-Repeat ad nauseum

>>4176633

>>4117183
>>4117176

>>4098763
>too big for such a pretentious project as this.
>pretentious
WHY USE THAT WORD, I CANNOT TAKE IT EASY WHEN YOU THROW IN BUZZWORDS TO EXPLAIN YOUR DISPLEASURE TOWARDS THIS LACKLUSTER ADAPTATION.

>>4084054
>implying Umineko is difficult, rather than painfully retarded

>>4053458
So we get an endless recursion of time bullshit ending that dooms his own family to dying in a multitude of worlds, just so he can fuck a girl.

I hate shippers.

>>4012643
I raged, 9/10.

>>3990231
And George will walk in on Shannon and Battler getting hot and heavy, Kanon will meet his evil twin, one of them drives their bitchin car off of a cliff, etc.

>>3501811
I am honestly trying to help you here, but I have no fucking idea what you are talking about now.

Don't live in the tank! You'll make it smell bad!