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3501778 No.3501778 [Reply] [Original]

Sup Jappies.

So I know this Jap guy, right, and he moved back to Japland a few months ago because his wife is really naggy and shit. So anyway, a little while ago he sends me one of those bitchin' Jap door curtain things that you see in all the "authentic Jap" sushi restaurants, right? So anyway, it's really fucking cool and shit and I want to thank him for it with the actual fucking name and not be like "Thanks for the Jap door-curtain" and shit because he's actually a really cool guy.

So yeah, to make a long story short, what is the name of those jap door-curtains. And in English fucking letters, please. I don't give two shits about your gooky characters, so you can just keep them to yourself.

>> No.3501784

Kisama

>> No.3501783

Reported for racism. Enjoy your ban.

>> No.3501788

"The pleasure of intravaginal ejaculation"
The actual direct translation.

>> No.3501790

its called an ass wipe

>> No.3501796

You seem to have misunderstood something. There's probably not a single Japanese person on this board, and if there is, they're hiding it.

>> No.3501797

What, a shoji?

>> No.3501802

>>3501796
Well no shit.

But y'all wish you were Japs and that's close enough, ya know. A bunch of ya learned moonese and so someone on this forsaken board should be able to help. Ya dig?

>> No.3501805
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3501805

FUCK YOU JAPAN IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR BULLSHIT FUCKING AMERIKKKAN PIG DOG BULLSHIT

YOU RACIST FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.3501808

No in japanese implies ownership so Boku no pico means Boku's Pico.

>> No.3501811

>>3501797
Nah nah that's like the paper and wood door shit. The shit I'm talkin bout is like a curtain, only it's for the fucking door, ya know?

>> No.3501812

Maybe if you posted an example of what the hell you were talking about we'd be a bit more helpful. Or something a bit more descriptive than "Jap door curtain things".

>> No.3501815

>>3501802
85% of people here can't be bothered to learn Japanese.

>> No.3501823
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3501823

>>3501811
I am honestly trying to help you here, but I have no fucking idea what you are talking about now.

>> No.3501824

>>3501812
Well if I had a picture of it I would need to know what it's fucking called.

Jesus, it's like those bitch teachers who told you to look in the dictionary when you didn't know how to spell a word.

>> No.3501828
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3501828

You mean something like this?

>> No.3501831

am i kawaii desyou me gusta muy bueno muchacho?

>> No.3501833

>>3501828
Fuck yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

Finally, someone who isn't a fucking retard god damn.

>> No.3501835

BAKA GAIJIN DONT KNOW WHAT A KISAMA IS LOL. xD

>> No.3501836

>>3501833
I got this image from a fucking Google search of "japanese door curtain".

>> No.3501840

>>3501836
Seriously?

When I searched for Jap Door Curtain all I got was pictures of Sumos. Not a pretty sight, bro.

>> No.3501841

You are really bad at describing things. This was like playing Pictionary when a quadriplegic.

But the word you are looking for is probably noren.

>> No.3501843

>>3501841
with not when, my weeaboo rage fucked me up.

>> No.3501845
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3501845

Clearly superior.

>> No.3501846

>>3501840
Using the full word helped, I guess. The rest of the nets aren't as up on racial slurs as we are.

>> No.3501848

>>3501840
>Jap Door Curtain
>Sumos
I don't see the correlation, Google.

>> No.3501851

>>3501841
That's exactly what I'm looking for. Thanks bro.

To thank you, maybe someday if I'm ever on /jp/ again and you remind me, I'll tell you a funny story involving the Japanese guy I know and one of his high school friends who came to visit. Not right now, though.

>> No.3501921

rollin

>> No.3501933

This Thread confuses me greatly.

>> No.3501935

>>3501933
Another troll thread from /v/.

/b/ lite sure do enjoy their epic raids

>> No.3503059

tl;dr thread, but
Noren?

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