Monstergirl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by an Otohime!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

I think monster girls are creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

DONT CUTE
OPEN INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer monsters as they are in the MGE? Or do you like them to be different?

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>>17946267
What is this image trying to convey.

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>>17946271
It's a lone, CC Wendigo under a mistletoe.

Put 2 and 5 together and divide it by the square root of 38753783387.

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>>17946271
I don't know, but I feel like my SAN is in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop, in the name of THE LAW.

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>>17946275
0.00003555829?

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>>17946281
>Doing the math instead of kissing the Wendy
THIS is why she's a virgin and why you're forever fated to not be hugged by monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a rival Mofu mafia? Do moths or squirrels have one?

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>>17946244
othimes are such qts

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>>17946280
Stop, in the name of LOVE!

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>>17946285
I don't know anon. When I pulled up Wolfram Alpha, that Hakutaku across the way at the party suddenly made a sound. Now she's staring at me like this. Should I go talk to her about the result? She might now the significance of that number.

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>>17946293

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>>17946294
She wants you to show your work.

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>>17946244
What would she bully you for? Your underwater casino debts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALLHznIeRbc

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>>17946303
>Your underwater casino debts?
Yes. I blew it all in Atlantis and became an Otohimes boytoy.

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>>17946297
Under the sheet lewds are oddly cute.

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>>17946244
dumb seahorse

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>>17946315
Blanket Schedule Dog is always cute.

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>>17946303
She'd call me helpless and undignified! A classless peasant without a penny to his name! Helping out an impoverished fool like me is only her duty as a princess. Especially when it comes to relieving all that pent up frustration!

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>>17946315
She looks angry why

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>>17946329
Anal.

[Anonymous No.]

How does /mgt/ manage their tier lists?

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>>17946343
Nice pic, anon.

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>>17946343
For starters
Flip the pic around a bit in a photo editing program until it's upright.

And second: Pastebin.

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>>17946349
>>17946351
I can't help it, my phone rotates the images for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946343
With better handwriting.

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>>17946343
>not using pastebin
>not just making a /sp/ type power rankings list
Look at this scrublord.

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>>17946298
Through some trial and error, I found that 38753783387 is close to 38753465881 or 196859^2.
If f(x) = x^.5 then f'(x) = .5x^-.5.
Using our neighboring perfect square, the change in x is 317506.
Therefore
38753783387^.5 ~= 196859 + (.5*317506*196859^-.5) ~= 197216.80

2+5 = 7

My answer is about 7/197216.80 or about 0.00003549

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>>17946244
I wanna bully an Otohime by calling her a fake dragon!

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>>17946367
Oi, spoiler that shit.
Young study cows might be around, pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

Protect this birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never grow up in a monster city
>You'll never don your hero costume and sneak out of home after your bed time to patroll the parks, all to catch the weird lady who keeps touching all your friends
>You'll never bring her to justice

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>>17946367
Nearly forgot to mention. If we take the limit as change in x approaches zero, we can find a more accurate answer.

>>17946375
What's the matter anon? It's just some basic derivation. I'm sure it's nothing they haven't seen before.

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>>17946264
I have that wallpaper.

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>>17946391
This is the only lead we have on this mysterious toucher. A composite sketch from one of the victims accounts.

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>>17946324
>Blanket Schedule Dog
What? She's a pharaoh.

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>>17946280
I will RAPE this cute Noob Police with my rough hugs.

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>>17946451
But she has an Anubis theme and even the ears, which are not fake.

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>>17946455
Yeah, and she's a pharaoh.

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>>17946391
>patroll
You've found your partner, son. Be nice to her, she knows everything about the parks.

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>>17946457
Are you saying Anubi CAN'T be Pharaohs?

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CATS
yes or no?

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>>17946461
Yes [x]

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>>17946460
Not technically, no. Pharaohs are a sort of elite mummy that came from the soul of a pharaoh that died. I suppose that if you became king by the power of the Khepris, you could treat your personal Anubis advisor as your pharaoh. Who knows how the khepris would respond to that though.

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>>17946458
trolls would make great natural park rangers
until they see a single lone guy during spring/summer

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>>17946470
What if there was an Anubis Pharaoh who rose up to power after the previous one died?
Imagine a kingdom where the leader had not only Charisma, but knew what they were doing!

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>>17946473
Well, they'd be doing the night shift anyway. No cute boy will come wandering into the park unless he's looking for a troll waifu.

I wonder if they pair up with harpies for the spring/summer day shift and hand over to White Horn/Wendigo duos for fall/winter.

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>>17946475
Just be on the look out for the Apophis. She'll be even more vicious since she knows that her schedule is her week point. haha she might break in at night and change her 8:30 public address to a pubic address focused on her husband.

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Would you?

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>>17946437
No, no, that's not the toucher. All witness reports said she was a graceful woman with large wings, and if they tripped and scraped their knees while running from her the weird lady would insist on licking it better.

No what you have here is something else. Reports place this toucher by the kiddie pools at beaches.

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Which one would you take home?

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>>17946483
>Apophis messes with Schedule Pharaoh's daily schedule
>She has too much on her plate to notice the changes and roles with them
>Like riding her husband like a dickthrone before the people
>And putting lint in her belly button

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>>17946505
Give me that shy yansnek, she's too cute.

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>>17946505
The sleeping grape
Maybe the blind one too since nobody else will want her and she can't take care of herself

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>>17946267
Mine has some definite DnD influences that I don't think the profile speaks of.
>waifu uses Acid Spit
>it's not very effective...

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>>17946391
If I was a hero in MGC, I'd just be the one guy who jobs to the villainess of the week to show off her awesome rape powers.
And they shall call me Yamchaman!

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>>17946540
>waifu uses Acid Spit
Are wurms weak to acid type attacks?

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>>17946540
>Acid Spit on your dick
>it's a combination of aphrodisiac and tingly orgasm denial agent
I bet a sadistic girl would love to make you cum just by spitting on your dick repeatedly until you're so sensitive and desperate that the feeling of her wet glob of spit hitting your head gets you shooting.

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>>17946546
Wurms are only weak to psychic attacks and tickles.
>>17946547
Maybe her acid contains capsaicin so when we kiss it releases endorphins in my brain, like chili.

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>>17946551
Talk about hot kisses, eh

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>>17946556
I never even thought of this before. Thank you internet weirdos!

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>>17946561
Cute black dragon

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>>17946561
Don't know why, but she's got that mischevious onee-san look

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>>17946569
>>17946575
She's mellowed out considerably after becoming a mother.
I wonder what the kid will be like as a teenager though. How does a man handle such things?

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"What are we going to do on the bed, Anon!?"

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>>17946605
Eating, sleeping and maybe building little fort.

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>>17946483
>anubis just goes with it
>gives a speech extolling her husbands virtues
>it goes so long overtime she misses even more of her schedule
>*Frazzled schedule dog noises*

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>>17946505
ALL OF THEM

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>>17946653
I will never not read this in Piccolo's voice.

[Anonymous No.]

I think my kobold wants her to do something with her panties, but I don't know what...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer your automatons to look human or to have more of a robotic style to them?

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>>17946701
Human-like is better.

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>>17946701
Something in between

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>>17946701
If I wanted a girl that looks human I'd get a human.

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>>17946608
>tfw you will never goof around with a tomboy hellhound
feels bad

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>>17946701
>Eldridge
If I ask nicely will she use her dimension-hopping powers to bring my waifu to me?

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>>17946745
That's a large rear module. Is it equipped to handle heavy loads?

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>>17946701
Dolljoints are the best.

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>>17946605
A metric fuckton of cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get violent

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>>17946701
I prefer my automatons to look like eldritch abominations

>>17946856
You know, there are more cuddles in the imperial fuckton

[Anonymous No.]

babysitting is the worst!

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>>17946894
I hate kids too, how'd you even end up in a situation like this?

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What does a hakutaku do for fun?

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>>17946904
Well my third-grade teacher tried to climb Kilimanjaro.
He didn't succeed.

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>>17946904
You and I both know the answer to that question, anonymous

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>>17946904
Watch QI, read books, having talks with nerdcubus about books.
Hide herself in the library as it closes so it's just her and that one librarian guy she likes...

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>>17946905
Cant say he didnt try.

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>>17946914
Do or do not, there is no try.

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>>17946914
It's not even a hard climb, you can literally walk all the way to the top.
t. guy who never climbed a mountain in his life.

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>>17946894
>parents come back to a quiet house with you watching tv on the couch
>you tell them the girls are already asleep and they praise you for being such a great babysitter
>after they pay you for the night, you leave and they go to check on their daughters
>they find them passed out, ahegaoing and cumflated in their beds

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>>17946918
Fuck you Yoda, Dark Side for anti life!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a thing so you can have the force but not deal with either sides bullshit?

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>>17946931
Dammit meant for >>17946927

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>>17946931
KOTOR introduced us to the Grey Jedi but they were pretty impotent about their shit.
I vastly prefer the Green Lantern approach where you can tap into several different facets of the power instead of just having to choose between being emotionless or pure evil.

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>>17946931
As far as I know you would have to be force sensitive, not be picked up by either side as a kid and then find a way to make a lightsaber or steal one.

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>>17946925
>they give you a call, pay you a bonus and hire you for the next sixty years
>they also ask that you bring your own wedding rings the next time

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>>17946936
Would a Thunderbird make a good Sith Lord? She already has the lightning down.

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>>17946935
I still think it doesnt make sense
Removing all emotions just makes that shit more profound when they do feel shit.
So in a way, jedi are being built up to fall to the darkside.

To keep this on topic, the jedis are like the order in MGE only stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that momsters are lipstick-wearing blowjob addicts who want nothing more than to throat their sons' big dick

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>>17946941
>thunderbird shocking someone as a hooded raiju tells her to let the lust flow.

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I want a curvy cuddly clingy Elf-Wightfu and just waste all day watching random shit on Hulu/Youtube/etc., cuddle the shit out of each other and munch out on chili fries.

Sorry for the blatant autism.
Little bit of peach moonshine turns me into a mess.

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I want to spank a gremlin.

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>>17946946
You raise a good point. On both ends of the spectrum there would be lust in an MGE Star Wars universe. The Jedi would be into cuddles and monogamous sex in the missionary position purely for the purpose of procreation and the Sith would be into orgies and debauchery.

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>>17946944
Pharaohs are top tier momsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I discovered rare archive footage of a sunbathing Wurm.

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If it's not monster girl quest it's fake and gay

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>>17946999
I haven't seen that thing in two years. So you scrolled to the bottom of Snibako's archive or?

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>>17946957
Indeed they are. I just can't get them out of my head for some reason.

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>>17947012
I was just checking my own folder which I really should organize one of these days. 9.21 gigs of Monster Girl images with no subfolders is a little unwieldy.

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>>17947021
I feel you. I try my best to keep my LN folders neat and post his older works regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

Best waifu and only degenerate normies with no taste would dare disagree

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>>17947034
>a post-it note
This crazy motherfucker will stop at nothing to give us art. He must have a harem of Art Fairies.

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>>17947041
One can only hope that he'll be repaid someday.

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>>17946701
MGE Automatons are perfection. and KC needs to draw more of them.

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>>17947015
Completely understandable. Imposing, rich, brown but ever so seductive.

Perfect momster material, it's no wonder grape snakes are jealous.

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>>17947052
Also, too busy with the duties of a Queen to bother with you.
Now, a Graped Pharoah, on the other hand, will spoil you relentlessly with the sweetest grapes from the banks of the Nile. She'll let you sleep on her heavenly pillows through the burning heat of the desert afternoon, and cuddle up with you to stave off the freezing cold of night.

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>>17946461
Yeah I don’t mind. But I’m more of a dog person myself.

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>>17946461
Cats are nice for spanking and cuddling. Dogs are nice for ruffling, cuddling, petting, patting, walking, and other verbs ending in "_ing".

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>>17947079
I prefer mine without grape thanks.

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>>17946505
The one that lets me level up obviously.

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I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you

Are you festive yet Anons?

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>>17946505
Tough choice between Basilisk, Apophis and Shirohebi. Echidna would be the indisputable winner,

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>>17947181
That's a weird looking Holstaur.

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>>17947181
No because all the snow melted again.

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>>17947181
Just waiting for a jolly, slightly chubby elf to come down my chimney.

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>>17947181
It's not even December yet.

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>>17947266
>First it was "Can we get through Halloween first"
>Then "Can we get through Thanksgiving first"
>Now "It's not even December"
Grinches please go

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>>17947207
I just want a tubby, haughty dark elf that still dresses skimpily despite her pudge.

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>>17947200
Yetis get into the Christmas spirit way too early, the tree is up before Thanksgiving, she's already wearing red and white scarves, and the non stop Christmas music playing

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>>17947270
listen mate I've got one more holiday before Christmas, alright

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>>17947272
>Himidere dark elven nobility falls prey to fast food.
Such a sad, but common, fate.

At lease her bodyguards still are packing muscle.

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>>17947272

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>>17947311
That is indeed a fat bottom, but that's not what I'm thinking of.

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>>17947272
>>17947303
>>17947311
Something tells me if she tries the Santa routine she'll get stuck down the chimney.

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>>17947311
That ass makes me want to commit a crime.

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>>17947313
Like this then?

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>>17947319
>working hard to please her husband
Strangely cute.

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>>17947316
She would and it would be hilarious.
The guards would have to pull her out and would make 'recommendations' that you remove your chimney in the future.

>>17947319
Cute but barely qualifies.

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>>17946882
How the fuck does that thing lock up

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>>17947317
Don't post reaction images so early on please.

[Anonymous No.]

Young Dragons are so excitable.

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>>17947375
I want to watch a young Dragonette rush along and ramming into items to see if there are gems inside them.

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>>17946882
[Loading gun with lewd intent]

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>>17946561
Nice lemon dragon.

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>>17947375
Are young Dragons still really tsun or are they dere dere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946882
>>17947394
>"Shoo, ya don't like loli bodiesh, huh?"
>"Shame, that"

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>>17947400
Lemon?

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>>17947375
Young dragons going on ther first quest to start theur hoard are too cute.

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>>17947410
Yes, acid black dragons are lemon dragons. That's the taste you get when one kisses you and uses her acid breath.

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>>17947403
I would be totally okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947277
Yeti mall Santas hugging the kids and asking them what they want for Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947425
Why would they taste like citrus?

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>>17947425
Sounds like dragons are not compatible with my fetish.

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>>17947402
Dragons are dere dere until they hit puberty.
Unless, of course, they get mered before then.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember the proper place as your Mad Hatter wife's butler at the tea table.
Either standing 3/4ths of an arm's length behind and to the right of her, seated with your arms presented yet waiting to grope as her dickchair, or with your face in a position where she can comfortably sit on it and grind her phat booty and pussy on it for the entirety of the meeting.
This is proper Wonderland Butler etiquette.
Also, please be sure to first properly introduce the lady and seat whatever guests arrive before assuming this position with your wife, as it can be difficult to greet guests with a face stuffed with your wife's booty.

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>>17947436
Because apparently, dragon acid is the same as citric acid.

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>>17947448
Alp was a mistake.

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>>17947319
Damn that body is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947436
Because they are good for your health.

>>17947440
What's your fetish anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947444
>Yaa, good morning! Would you like my milk tea?

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>>17947452
Nice statement you have there, got anything else besides it?

[Anonymous No.]

>This arouses the meido

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>>17947471
I've got this crazy birb.

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>>17947442
>Have dragon childhood friend
>She's always happy and energetic
>The two of you like one another a lot
>Puberty happens
>Over night she becomes super tsun dere
>She says she doesn't care about you in any special way. You can still be friends though.
>She's bad at hiding the fact that she likes you though.
>Not long after she has her first mating season
>Neither she nor anon was seen for 3 days after that

[Anonymous No.]

Ya like to fug bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947464
Spanking and then french kissing while holding hands, followed by DEEP ANAL POUNDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947478
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947488
I can't wait for Regura's next release. Never enough bug fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947466
Every morning fresh from my lady's taps!

Calm and controlled as she reads the paper, sips her tea and gently strokes my hair as I'm sucking away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947496
And how are dragons not fit for that? The mereing only makes it better.

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>>17947509
First off, they're scaly. So the first step is out of question.
Second, they taste like lemon. And lemon juice makes me do funny faces.
Third, the tail might get in the way.

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>>17947402
>Are young Dragons still really tsun or are they dere dere?
Dere and lewd

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>>17947512
Do you're too weak to slap dragon ass and to resist the flavors of their breath? You're probably too dumb to realize that different colors and breaths have different taste too, such as wock being strawberry. Also, if you don't know how to use her tail I guess it's better to leave her to someone who does.

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>>17947488
I do.

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>>17947533
>Do you're too weak
In English, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947537
So*
If you can't read because of a typo or two I guess I was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947557
Sorry, I don't speak Retardenese. I'm not from Detroit.

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http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
Let's see how good your taste is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
>Atlach-Nacha at #1
I wonder who could be behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
Thought it was some roll thingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947580
I'm a dirty webslut.

[Anonymous No.]

What if MG existed with us on the past but fled to their own home after they saw husbandos killing each other?

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>>17946505
>No love for the medusa
I wanna fuck the stutter out of tsun snek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947478
But that bird is a snake.

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>>17947612
I want to tickle these snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, you should really go out with the breadbaker's daughter.

She's taken a liking to you and wants you to go meet this 'Matriarch' she's been talking about.

I'm sure this 'Cult of the Sky Children' is a wholesome and innocent group.

>>17947612
Getting her to heart pupil while she's 'bakaing' is a nice goal.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any art of Tohru in MGE style? I had my first lewd dream in the longest time of her, but in a more monsterous form.

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>>17947603
I want to spank that bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947633
I think that's a demon of some sort

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>>17947181
>I don't want a lot for Christmas
>This is all I'm asking for
>I just wanna see my baby
>Standing right outside my door

>I just want you here tonight
>Holding on to me so tight
>What more can I do?
>Baby, all I want for Christmas is you

Is there any song that better portrays a monster girl’s love?

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>>17947652
Not a chance. Demons are spooky and shit, they're not cute and sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be weird to assume that most lamias speak with a lisp? They have such thin tongues and all.

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>>17947662
Only if you headcannon them to be. Personally, I prefer a normal tongue that just happens to be longer than usual. She can draw out her S’s and let a slight lisp slip if she’s in a primal or arroused state though.

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>This cheers the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947671
But sneks are cute when they sniff the air with their tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947674
I would love a shortstack kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574

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>>17947677
I agree. It seems like the type of thing she would do when she thinks no one is looking. If you get a picture of her doing it, she’ll lightly pound your back with balled up fists until you delete it. Thankfully, she doesn’t know about the recently deleted folder

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>>17947682
I too would enjoy a Kiki who serves me a pancake breakfast every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946244
that a shrimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947685
You got a thing for dead chicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947688
>Shortstack kiki that makes shortstack stacks of pancakes.

Oh lordy, she's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947686
So something like that?
Well, minus the whole "literal snake tongue" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
How's my taste?

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>>17947692
That's entirely possible.

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>>17946505
This shy cutie, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947773
>cutie
>Ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947692
Why would he be into zombie harpy lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947766
A bit all over the place to be honest. But pharaoh is top tier, so I rate 9/10 too much water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947766
>Jabberwock that high
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
Rate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>your gyaru onee-chan is wringing out your 25th load while riding you when she pulls out her phone and takes a selfie with your cumming face
>"My little stud is, like, too cute when trying to knock me up with his fat cock. My womb is totally going to do it's best for you, so, like, take responsibility, okay cutie?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947793
When you hit the 30s that's when I was just randomly clicking.
>>17947794
Thanks man, love my Nee-san types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947809
I wouldn't be able to stand someone that talked like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947809
>Urge to push off and do anal instead rapidly rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947809
That oneesan is for anal till she’s bloated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947815
Me neither. I get the gayru look, but not the bimbo accent.

[Anonymous No.]

What do Kiki's do in their spare time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947809
Only 175 more loads to go for my gyaru onee-chan! She’ll have loads of pictures by the end and have gone through three whole sticks of lipstick. Not to mention how ruined her sloshed up tummy would be.
And yet she’d still just be enthralled and completely enamored, even if she could never even come close to pronouncing those words and instead lightly sucked kisses on the side of her otouto’s face all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947834
Talk with their kiki neighbours, drink tea, and whisper tales of holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947809
Fucking unf. What would I have done to deserve such a perfect onee-chan? I wanna impress her with my “big smarts” as much as I do with my fat cock and heavy loads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947839
She’d probably plug herself up and go out to show off how much her ‘little bro’ loves her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947809
Remember that slut (loyal) bimbo (wife) gyarus are too loveably stupid to understand the concepts of both restraint and how mamano mana works.
Hope you like having an embarrassingly huge bulge you have to hide in public while she mentions how, like, it could totally be like just a bit bigger

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be fucked by a Jinko or Hellhound in this position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947887
>”See?! Like, I can’t even read my womb tattoo anymore!”
>”You could read it before?”
>”Um, no, but like now other people can’t read it either!”
What does it say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947902
If its a Hellhound ,of course a very muscular one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947889
Well, if she’s going that way then I’m hoping she’s prepared for some tits and ass sized to use it, along with a nigh permanent seed bump.

Maybe some lips to match too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947908
For Anon only

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947603
>Posting a trap
I want Redamz to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947913
She’d be thrilled and would ask them bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947943
If that's a trap, then I don't mind being gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947946
Well, if it’s big she wants them it’s big she’d get.

Anyone who looked at her would tell she is dedicated to sex now

[Anonymous No.]

Doctor's orders anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947967
I'd love to but she isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947962
>”Cutie, do I look like a big whore?”
>Huge plump lips that leak a little drool, big fat tits that wobble and are impossible to cover, and a massive double wide badonkadonk that devours thongs and panties daily
>”...yep”
>”Yay~!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947902
That's super gay.

[Anonymous No.]

It ever just blow you away just how many different girls there are in MGE?
Do you lean more towards the vanilla archetypes or do you prefer the more specialized subspecies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948025
A cute.
Filling her up till she looks like a fairy who experimented with manticore venom on her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948033
>Not wanting to be picked up by your onee-san's big strong arms and forced to thrust into her slobbering pussy like she's doing curls with you as her bar.
You're the gay one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948062
Depends whatever sounds cuter. I don't really have any opinion, so any depiction that makes me like the girls is enough to sway me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948062
That would depend on the archetype, I suppose. Honestly, I find no harm in vanilla (especially vanilla bean or whatever it is that comes out whiter than white).

Granted, there are exceptions. (ex: the subspecies are far more interesting than the standard Lamia)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
Manticore isn't in #1 spot anymore? Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948069
She’d be cumdrunk ecstatic. You better take responsibility and work your little otouto stud muscles to carry her ungainly self to a comfortable place to rest.
Imagine her joy (and the lipstick-smacking, intense blowjob you’d get) if you woke her up with freshly cooked pancakes in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948124
>>17947797
>>17947766
>Having ties

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>>17947319
What is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948196
>Goes from 2 tails to 3
Is the kid on the right the great great grandfather of the kid on the left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948240
No, she just hit puberty and the tail came with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948240
Both on the left are the older versions of those on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948244
I'd add my own tail to her collection by shoving my dick in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948157
Spoiling her is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948196
I like how she's referred as loli fox and breast fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948253
Adorable Jiangshi are for squeezing on the cheeks and 'cheeks'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948253
Jiangshis are for light suffering.
She hops over, stiff as a board, and wants to just scream out that she loves you, that she appreciates you so much, that she wants to spend all her time dancing and singing and loving and cherishing and pampering you, but all that comes out is a faint “U-uuuunnnh...”
So you happily squeeze her cheeks and pat her head, and it’s just enough contact to warm her lips up enough for a little cute smile, but she wants to laugh and throw her arms around you and kiss you deeply but- but maybe a little smile is just enough for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948253
>Squeeze your Jiangshi wife’s big juicy tits
>her moan is indecipherable whether she wants you to keep going or is annoyed at you being so pervy in public
>better squeeze again to make sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948283
The best transition for her childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948294
Fun fact : according to a few Chinese movies I watch, jianhski are actually blind, and detect living things through their breathing.

In other words, if you follow that, your jiangshi wife will stay awake during the night and listen to your breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948294
We need an image of a stoic faced Jiangshi with all those thoughts going through her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
Too lazy to crop it into sections so open at own risk. Also, feel like this quiz is a little rough on ya at times because some of these numbers don't feel as accurate as they could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948304
Cute wife with no sense of personal space.
I love the idea that they’re super kuu and almost alien when stiff but completely flip to the other end over the course of warming up, becoming ultra dere and even superhuman levels of flexible, moaning and lewd. It’s almost like being married to two different women but they’re the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948294
I find giving full body massages relaxing and satisfying for myself. Given enough time the chance of me massaging her to the point of her unliving her dream approaches 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948314
They would need a lot of attention and foreplay to become flexible.
Jiangshi are represented hopping with their arms stretched because of the rigor mortis, so I suppose that to make her able to move, you would need to rub her body with some oil.

Or maybe replace her amulet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948319
Well, going off their MGE profile at least it just seems like lots of groping will do the trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948317
You’d be a perfect match. And you’d be in for a huge treat once the massage was over as she politely thanks you and slowly stands up, stretching her body fully for you to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948334
Jiangshi are top tier girls for me for that reason. I just imagine one becoming more energetic and bubbly as I massage her to contrast the lethargic and cold typical demeanor they have. That gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
decent taste but hard to pin down your type
>>17947685
your taste is dead
>>17947766
Pharaoh has been growing on me lately
>>17947797
You must really be fond of memes and meme accessories
>>17948124
>Phantom that high
Good taste
>>17948309
>Nurarihyon
Glad there's at-least one of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948342
Yep.
They could both be the perfect quiet and malleable daki as well as give the most energetic, erotic and flexible lap dance.
Bringing one to a beach would be a riot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948356
Being a resident haremfag or haramfag depending on how you look at it Nurarihyon are the best because they'll hook you up with a potential literal hundred other wives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948362
I dont consider that a positive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948362
They are not your wives, just your onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

do you have a preferred style of horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948359
>Bring Jiangshi gf to the beach
>toss her in the water, she floats face down (Undead so who cares) for a while unmoving
>fish her out and lay her on a towel
>people that walk by think she’s boring or what have you
>start rubbing sunscreen aaall over her curvy body
>she slowly spreads out more, starts arching her back more and more, wiggling her toes and fingers, then her limbs, then gyrating her butt as you even rub that
>by the time you’re done her moans have turned from a zombie like “uuuhn.” to an erotic pornstar lilim’s “Aaahn~~!”
>finally tell her she’s finished and she cartwheels back, wraps her legs around your waist in a contortionists move, flips around to your front while standing on one toe with her other foot over and behind her head, and smooches you with a shrill crystalline giggle
>grabs your hand and runs down the beach, picking you up and princess carrying you with her superhuman strength, ecstatic and laughing as she practically walks on water for a few steps before diving in with you in tow to make out in the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948379
>princess carrying you
ruined it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948389
me personally, I'd like to be princess carried by a hot girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948378
Second right with those long, thin ones are my least favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948359
>Jiangshi and Anon go to the beach
>Anon puts a liberal amount of lotion on Jiangshi allowing her to loosen up enough to build a sand castle
>Anon decides to take a dip to wet his hair
>Jiangshi looks up from her sand castle to notice Anon is gone
>frantically and fretfully Jiangshi notices Anon in the water
>oh no!
>Jiangshi runs into the water to save Anon
>as the cool ocean touches her skin she can feel the moist parts stiffen
>Anon turns around in time to catch the hopping Jiangshi in his arms
>he carries her back to shore and reapplies lotion
>they spend the rest of the day not going in the water and building sand castles while Jiangshi blushes in embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948378
Middle for horns, far left for everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948378
Big and strong enough that you can grab them for handlebars. Shape is less important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948378
Two straight, twisted horns with square cross sections pointing to the sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948389
She’s just excited, and they do have superhuman strength and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948401
Cute cute cute cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948415
I thought they were just almost impossible to kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948423
For jiangshi, it's either magic or fire.

[Anonymous No.]

How far would a mg go for a husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948457
All the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIES3ii-IOg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948457
I want to beat a lizardman and tell her to come back when she's stronger.

I want a muscled lizardman wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948457
Depends on the husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948476
>lizardman
i relly wish he chose a different name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948479
I just call them lizardwomen or lizardgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948479
Hey, it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948476
>tell her to come back when she’s stronger
>naturally want muscles on her
Anon, between her crazy determination and mamano mana, you’ll find yourself at the bar one day suddenly approached by a tower of meat and scales making the yan face and breathing raspily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948356
I'm mostly turned on by intelligence, the memes are just a garnish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948486
whats intelligence to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948485
Gonna need to inspect that frame and then reward her with a nice dinner and some drinks before we move onto the bedding.

May even get her in a nice dress for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948485
>”Haaah... haaah... am I getting close, my love? I’ve only two more continents to win the strongest lizardwoman competition in, then I’ll be the undisputed strongest! Will that be enough for you, my adoration? I-if not I can do more! I’ll do so much more! Let me do so much more, haaaaanh~!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948378
I'll take the hornless one, she probably enjoys anal.

[Anonymous No.]

Sandworm stuff.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66036274

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948457
I want to spank a lizard girl and tell her to come back when she's actually grown-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948487
Charm and Charisma
Charisma is the important part.
Actual knowledge such as math and science and what have you is fantastic as well, but someone that can handle themselves socially is a God Send.

I just want a wife that's easy to talk to and won't make me feel nervous about pissing them off.

Being soft to the touch and a total cuddleslut is nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948494
....I may follow her and watch her at these tournaments, although at this point i think she's stuck in a lust that only her own gains can truly satisfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948515
Not into Anubis but I'd play with these paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948523
>>17948515
>Ywn give your wife a paw massage and molest their toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948525
I'm not into Anubis.

I must repeat that to myself. I don't want to touch their paw pads, and tickle their little toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948533
You don't want to prod and poke all her tension points after a long day at the office. You don't want to watch her squirm as you ease out all the cramps in her big fluffy feet. You don't want to make her cum just from a foot massage?

Ha, you almost convinced me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
I guess it turns out that I'm a power slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948533
With an Anubis, I don't think you'd be the one making that choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948551
There is nothing wrong with wanting your monster wife to control you.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a powerful monster girl as a loyal and attentive maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948551
>power slut
Nothing wrong with that, some of us here are also massive power sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

Big bulky salamander in a sundress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948544
No, I definitely don't want to. I don't want to massage these pads with my long, slender fingers, to caress and tickle her sensitive paws after a long day at work erecting pyramids and whatever anubises do.

>>17948552
I can't decide between slapping that ass or massaging these paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948565
Yeah, we want strong, confident women in positions of authority with HUGE...tracts of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948563
If only because I'd make her my wife instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948467
Cool. Is this that touho thing Ive heard about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948579
What's a 2hu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948566
Mmmm, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948389
What would be a less emasculating term for a girl princess carrying a husband? Hero carrying? Prince carrying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947603
>Monsterboy
Get out please.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddammit I missed the bimbo/gyaru discussions again.
>I just want to be raised by a gyaru momster so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948596
A modest chest, a fat rear, and plenty of muscle, along with a farm smile.
Also a master of an inordinately large blade she wields as if it were nothing but that's a given.

>>17948598
Dragons would use the term "Treasure Re-positioning"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948596
Speaking of, I want to fix this lizard and help her forget her awkward years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948598
Nice question i never liked to call it "princess carrying" it sounded gay as fuck. Prince carrying sounds better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948612
I love these Christmas skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948598
Husband Hauling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948598
Dick Carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948598
Husband Hammock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948598
Just call it carrying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948620
What did she get you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948649
I like them a bit less now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948649
One ticket to ride the Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948659
>The actual ride involves putting a saddle on her and a bit in her mouth while riding her back around town so everyone can see how lewd she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
Rate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948649
An all expense paid trip to the hospital!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948666
Satan deserves cuddles.
Good Taste, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948664
As long as in the center of town she bucks around and later she rides me while I buck around it sounds like a pleasant date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948389
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948607
Now I’m imagining a dragon playing with her husband and her treasure like a giant action figure.
>She’s prowling her massive hoard in dragon form, handing you things with her massive claws.
>”Try this one on anon! The knights guild gave me this suit of armor after pledging their allegiance.”
>”Here, now put one leg up on this throne the king gave me in exchange for protection”
>”And, hold up this sword. I’m sure you remember making it, oh great smith husband.”
>”Say cheese! There’s my knight in shining armor.”
>”Now get over here and s’lay your dragon.”
>Metamorphosizes down to monster girl form with her scales exposing her goods
It’s good to be part of the dragon’s treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948678
Man, Christmas Cards in MGE land are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948606
>Gyaru/Bimbo momster
Yes please. What race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948685
Well not everyone can be the Wendigo family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948590
sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946325
I want to smoke a pipe with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
That took forever. A bit of a shake-up, but the top spot remains uncontested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948710
Smiling monstergirls are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948739
couldn't you just hire an escort and pay her to cosplay/roleplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948714
Husband-slut mice are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948746
Yeah, and I could just pretend I’m kissing and groping my wisp waifu by licking the muzzle and pulling the trigger of a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948714
I kind of wish they didn't use a big cocked ugly guy as the protag in this ,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948730
Wendigos are happy girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948761
My interest for that christmas skirt that shows the thights is a fucking rollercoaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948761
Who drew this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948757
But then how would you self insert and fantasize about having a big dick at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948747
I want a soft mouse harem, each one of which has it focused in varying areas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948771
I dont do that

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a Tanuki who’s as addicted to gambling as I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948721
I'm curious as to why Oomukade and Cyclops are that high up
What good are a shy rapey bug and an awkward spineless monoeye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948781
I wanna get a tanuki into war games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948786
like risk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948789
Of Defcon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948789
Nope.
Miniature war games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948792
like warhammer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948785
>awkward spineless Monoeye
They make amazing armor/weapons. Plus they’re cute as a button and I have a thing for the strong, silent types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948772
Times like these wish there were more popular mice than just nazrin, because all i got are pics of her to respond with and a few of that mousefag's commissions on hand. We need more mice!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948761
Are you stuck as a abominable snowman or can you swap back to human like you can with mindflayers and nachos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948796
Exactly like that.
>She buys minaitures
>Complains about the prices
>Realizes that the company belongs to a subsidiary of hers.

>>17948798
That we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948785
General preference towards the shy, awkward ones. In the case of Oomukade, I've had a thing for centipedes since I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948809
cant you play risk with warhammer miniatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948823
You could.
But Risk doesn't have the doom wheel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948790
>introduce monstergirls to Defcon
Really bad idea.
Extremely bad idea.
We've gone over how bad of an idea this is many times.
well its not that bad of an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948800
Threadcannon varies but the consensus is that there are a few different states.
>cloak completely off = human form
>cloak on = monsterous cloak monster
>waifu wearing cloak = cloak but with hands for groping waifu
>inside pocket dimension = disguised as snow bank or snow covered tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948800
You can change back at will, but coat void monster is still comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>Oi, oi, little punks, little punks, let me in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948864
First you let a wolfu in
Then you let her sister
Then you let their best friend
And before you know it you've become the sole male for an entire hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948878
But I've already got three shortstack orcs in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948895
Poor piglets are going to be bullied so badly.
Keep your wolves well fed and entertained so that the P'Orcs don't have to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948903
I'll keep the wolves well fed and teach those P'Orcs how to defend themselves.

Soon those little P'Orcs will be strong enough to fight anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948903
it's up to Anon to stop a fight breaking out between the P'Orc and Wolf Tribes!

How will he do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948917
Sex~~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948878
>>17948895
Great now I want to find twin CC delinquent Werewolves who are bullying gyaru P’Orc twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948916
>>17948903
>>17948917
>P’Orc triplets thank big mister anon for keeping them safe and caring for them through the new big wacky family
>one piglet each sucking his balls in unison as the other throats his dick to the hilt, all eyes looking up at him subserviently
>and then the Wolf sisters bust in the door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948925
Perfect. >>17948929 three bimbo P’Orcs whose entire existence revolves around anon’s cock, and two delinquent wolfgirls who bring in the meat and force anon to sex them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948925
I want to defend those P`Orc twins and earn the attention of both parties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948925
Do the right things!
Help those P'Orcs!

>>17948929
But why?
I'm already keeping those wolfus fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948925
>>17948932
>>17948934
>defend the P’Orc twins
>turn the tables on the Werewolf twins by having the P’Orcs sit on their faces while you impregnate the “bitches in heat”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948971
Could be fun.
Could even try to turn the tables on the wolfus and have the P'Orc twins put some muscle on to help them better keep the 'bitches' in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948971
Delicious.
What’s the fun of having a harem if it’s not being fully used like that? The wolves get those p’orc Pussies ready for when you switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948982
>when you get to the P’Orc pussies you notice the area around them covered in lipstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948982
>>17949003
Nothing hotter to me than one wife warming up another wife for you, or both at once. It’s okay if it’s monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
It took some time to do, but here is mine. The girls in the middle are all over the place because I don't care much about them and they always escape my mind, but I really like the top 50 one and dislike the last row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949090
>dragon and griffon at the top
>dragon zombie at 121
I would say good taste but dude....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949100
I feel like they should be at least in 61-62, but eh. I don't really like zombie dragons that much, they make me slightly sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949107
>zombie dragons that much, they make me slightly sad.
Why? Because they never actually found a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949090
>Alp at 110
Holy shit alps are moving up in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949140
Thinking about their last moments isn't good for my heart. Going from nice, haughty girl to mere female lizard because of death doesn't seem that nice.

>>17949154
They fall into the don't care tier. It's gay but at least they can look like girls, wouldn't fuck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949090
>Dragon at top
As it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949166
And she'll never drop out of there either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949166
dragon dragon rock the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragons and Griffons confirmed best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949197
Is it because they make the worthless feel valuable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949171
I want to make her the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949164
If you put an alp above a unicorn and dragon zombie you are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949212
They don`t want worthless men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949228
Unicorns are worthless to me, but Dragon zombies are indeed better.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react to being called flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949090
I guess DZ, Chimera, Lich, Mermaid and Mantis should be higher, but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949256
My gremlin waifu would probably say "yes, and?" and just shake her head and walk away with a "I wonder what he was going on about" kind of walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949256
aggressive smother

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949275
if she could do that she wouldn't have a complex about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949256
Reply that it's called "aerodynamic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949256
Immediately smother me in her breast. Marshmallow hell is best hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949256
She'd just be smug and have a giggle. She might not be holst tier, but she is definitely D for Dragon.

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>>17949256
>she undoes her bindings revealing massive mammaries
surprise motherfucker

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>>17949314
I like to imagine an Ochi doing that.

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>>17949314
Anon please, your wife can't be doing that in front of others.

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>>17949256
Confusion

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>>17949256
Grow bigger breasts at will.

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>>17949343
>Succubus waifu
Top tier.

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>>17949348
My guess would have been a slime species.

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>>17949330
My wife loves to embarass me in public. She loves it when I'm angry after her, she often taunts me by saying stuff like "imagine you're working at united airlines and you're overbooked" until I rape her.

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>>17949197
They are indeed. With dragon being powerful and having great haughtiness and griffon being extra fluffy.

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>>17949372
holst can do that as well, i'm not sure bout succubus tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Aggressively and Excessively Cumflate slender model-tier Monstergirls as punishment.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574
My top 10....
Many ties but, seeing as I'm largely happy with most girls, I guess that shouldn't be unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949441
Well no shit.

>>17949256
With the girls I like, other than familiar, that would be impossible and, even then, the familiar is questionable.

An extra cup-size may be added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949441
Excessive cumflation including many of its bells and whistles is my one single guilty pleasure/hyper /d/ weakness. My waifu is from Wonderland though, so I imagine she’d be delighted by it to the point of all-the-way-through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949372
You would be right but I wanted to let him think whatever made him happy. Life's too short not to find reasons to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Drew a demon lady

Also, Gray Wolf sketch for those who like them Dork Friends: https://bigbanter.tumblr.com/post/167878795653/gray-wolf-doodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949502
Nice abs

[Anonymous No.]

Does any of you Anons here browse /monster/ on 8ch?
Pretty cool place for mg discussion, i think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949502
I like that hellhound you drew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949524
Place is relatively dead as hell.

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>>17949515
I like the horns but the abs are lickable. The fades on the lines for the abs are done almost perfectly. If there was any bone to pick from me it would be the size of her right (our left) eye being slightly small but it isn't that important.

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>>17949524
Nice bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949524
I know one thing everyone that browses there definitely browses here but that wouldn't tell anyone else on their circlejerk that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949524
>sleep tite hellwan

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>>17949524
It's an okay place. Only really good for doing requests in the drawthread. Copy this post I fucking dare you to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949524
>dead
>/pol/ incarnate
>dumb memes that make thread canon look tame
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

Soon.

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>>17949564
You forgot the religious Jojo fervor. Almost as bad as their OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949568
>You'll never polish a Gargoyle's stony skin
>You'll never do it with the new ShanWAO Shammy

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>>17949568
I don't get why people don't hate her more. If she gets you, you would have to spend half of the day as a statue unable to move no matter what. I would personally rather be MUSHROOM PERSON.

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>>17949569
Wasn't /monster/'s OC like this crimera of a ushi-oni, hellhound, manticore and chesire cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949581
You may be slightly disappointed in what I'm working on then because the end game isn't going to result in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949582
no its this weird orange thing with teeth upon teeth
not a very pleasant design to look at

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949568
the plaque says not to touch,
but it doesn't say she can't touch you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949582
Also a blog thread that was up for over a year about a guy making a blood and semen sacrifice to it on a cobbled together altar.

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>>17949590
You forgot the unironic /x/-tier summoning bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949568
I’m gonna draw funny things on her while she’s on her pedestal!

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>>17949588
what are you making? drawfaggotry or writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be a “ghost hunter” in MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949581
I like basilisks and medusae better, because they can take agency on your immobile body.
I understand a gargoyles internals are stilling working overtime while you're connected, but the position limits possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949599
the what

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949609
Yeah! Draw things like I love and value you or You're perfect the way you are

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Touch fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Touch fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Molest fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949581
It's not bad for some people, the average adult spends at least 8 hours a day and another 6-8 sleeping, the job is likely something they dislike too. Rather than spending it sleeping or wage slaving you spend it as a pedestal for a hot girl.
I can't remember if you're "awake" during that time or not but either way it's worth it for some types of people, myself included.

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>>17949637
>>17949640
>Have a tail that fluffy
>tell someone they can do whatever with you
What did she expect to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949624
They got summoning rituals on there. It's just gotten plain autistic at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if they try and make a religion out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

What do Schedule Dogs do on a daily basis when not barking orders or stacking blocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949654
Exactly that. They desire it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949655
I'd make a comment about summoning demons/devils but we saw how that went.

Instead, acquiring Valkryies and Angels, how does one do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949667
Harass slave workers.

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>>17949633
You don't even know how long I've been looking for the source of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949688
Be a faithful adherent to a god associated with your desired divine MGs.
Note that some gods are easier to please than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949667
Schedule when to stack blocks next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949498
You and me both and hot damn that sounds awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949667
shoving things up their ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949613
Writefaggotry. It's been quite a while since I've done it in prose so I'm sure people will proably find fault with it. Which is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949697
Well, I want to acquire some hathorite angels/valkryies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949697
>Ares send you a Valkyrie with a camera to record you fucking your wife so she can watch later
Best goddess.

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>>17949723
>Ares valk
>Instead of a more traditional paladin she's wearing fur lined, heavy plate
>Beneath that she has tight, hard muscles, scars from holy battles, and a great, two handed axe.
>She arrives like this on an early morning, informing you of why she's been sent.

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>>17949737
Oh man that would be nice. Being so close to the goddess means she must be insanely strong too, oh what a fight would that be. No need for the camera either because Ares would probably want to watch the whole thing live.

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>>17949752
That she would be, and her battle magic would be more self buff based rather than ranged magic.

Do train up, even if she isn't expecting much, she wants her goddess to have something to look at.

Her hair and wings would look more like blazing strangs of gold fire rather than normal hair.

[Anonymous No.]

On your way home to work you've find that you've been turned into the 10 year old version of you. How does your MG wife react?

[Anonymous No.]

Im having a huge trouble sorting out for my list who I prefer from Jabberwock and Hinezumi. If Hinezumi must be defeated in combat to marry I would choose Wock, but given how she has a hack to marry her without being strong, that takes away any negative trait I can find in the Hinezumi which leaves me really puzzled about which one I should choose. Both are top girls for me.

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>>17949760
Mate if I was worshipping Ares you could bet my ass that I'd be grinding to hell and back, especially with a dragon wife. Going mano a mano to give the goddess one of the best shows she has seen would be the only thing I could do to thank her for the support.

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>>17949761
She would get real close, lean in and whisper tonight.... you

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>>17949761
That big, fat, cuddle cat is teasing me and using me like a teddy bear all evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949761
She'd force me into cute outfits and be extra protective with a whole another level of cuddlind and milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949768
Marry them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949761
Can I be 9 instead? 10 is when I got fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949768
I'd say go for wock. She wants your dick from day one while you still need to wet the hinezumi to get her into the angry defenseless mode.

[Anonymous No.]

Public offers of paizuri? This cow has no shame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949796
>Alicia
Someone call her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949796
As public defender of paizuri number one I will camp out for weeks for the opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949804
I'm just as up for getting between a cow's milk jugs as the next guy, but for her to tease it so brazenly? And in public no less!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949761
She starts treating me the way that I treated her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949799
If canon husbandos/BFs were disqualifiers for waifuing, wouldn't most of the granblue girls be disqualified? And I'll be damned if I let it stop me from posting tsun-cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949812
I find the shamelessness sexy. Like she would milk me with those pale orbs of sustainence in public with a smile on her face and sneer at passerbys when I shoot off onto those delicious globes of perfection as if to say "This is my cock plunged between my genetic ascensions beyond what mortal women could acquire. Get your own man batter, you hussies!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949821
>most
Not really. and you'd still be able to fuck them, just keep some things in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949821
Sturm is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949821
Thats a big sturm.
Gonna grope and squeeze till she's red.
Gonna go till she's on the bed and ready.

Gonna figure out a way to get her bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949821
Just self impose as the always absent husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949524
I view all monster girl threads/boards as more places to find images, I don't rank them like an autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949832
Then you're a tourist with no philosophical backgrounds in a thinking man's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949761
My two little wives would probably force me to be their playmate for the while and the adult wife would probably turn me into an absolute ahegoaing wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949836
I thought NTR was the thinking man's fetish.

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>>17949840
Only if you're from /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949840
Gentle domination (male or female) is the thinking man's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949836
No, I am the thinking man, the one who sees that every thread has pros and cons, and therefore usually chooses to abstain from posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949823
Do you think it'd drive the other girls into a lustful frenzy to find their own cock to jam between their tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949847
So you want to be a tourist but since you posted you still yearn for the opinions of others. You have a thought in your head that wants recognition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949761
With extreme arousal at now being able to actually play out our mutual momdom/older woman younger man fetish, I'd rather not be a shota, and I can't even really remember my 10 year old self, but if it's still me in mind just 10 in body I wouldn't pass the chance up either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949852
In a perfect world paizuri orgies would be common.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to watch out for those yan centipedes. You don't want to become a venomslut do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949821
>If canon husbandos/BFs were disqualifiers for waifuing, wouldn't most of the granblue girls be disqualified?
Most are couple-less. Sturm likes Gran while Drang likes DJ, at least as far as valentines girls so they're both free for the MC to fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949857
I want to make sure the /jp/sies stay humble

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>>17949870
Humble to what ideal? Tourists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949876
I see a common sentiment of "these are the best threads ever" and frankly that is just pride overdose

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949865
Dopn't worry anon, my wife is a dragon. Surely she can handle a centtipede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949821
Is it wrong that I want to make Sturm into my personal milk dispenser and breeding toy/wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949832
>I view all monster girl threads/boards as more places to find images,
You're better off using the wiki then as it scrapes from both here and other places. Lurk art sites to find the obscure stuff it missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949524
I go there sometimes to look for pictures.

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>>17949889
She a Jap Dragon or a Western?
Cause Jap Dragons are weaker than Centipedes, while Western ones aren't.

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>>17949891
Not wrong at all, friend. As a matter of fact, that's actually the right idea when confronted with a tsun cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949906
Vanilla, Ryus are for bullying.

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>>17949885
The common sentiment is merely an expression of people fulfilling their desires how they see fit. There is a positive feedback loop for those that like these threads intellectually, psychologically, and visually that keep us coming back for more. If you aren't experiencing the feedback loop then you don't belong here. Take what pleasures you want from it and to enjoy them for that is the reason you are here. If we offend you for being who we are don't try to change us because you benefit from our ramblings that lead to your "picture mining".

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>>17949891
Of course not! Though you may have to convince her to be a bit more gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949907
Well thats good, because those tits are going to be even larger and milkier when I'm done.

She'll even be able to retire, although she'd probably have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949889
Anon you should hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949913
>not wanting her to suck you dry as some sort of punishment.

I mean, I'll probably be asking for it thanks to all the things I'm going to do to her but it'll be worth it.

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>>17949912
I don't think you understand what I'm trying to say at all. Liking this thread is fine and dandy, I like the thread, but the elitism is dumb, especially since this thread turns into a shitstorm any time anyone posts even one bait image.

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>>17949928
You say that like it's exclusive to here, /monster/ perma bans people over things that would get a "fuck off" and get forgotten about here.

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>>17949928
The elitism is fine. It keeps things higher quality. Anything that falls below a certain threshold gets called out. If you don't like being told that NTR reverse futa in diapers being hard vored in a reverse NTR fashion while hand holding for reverse procreation is terrible then you need to go somewhere where your unique fetishes are appreciated. That's pretty much the only reason for a shit storm around here. Until then be a good picture parasite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949948
>If you don't like being told that NTR reverse futa in diapers being hard vored in a reverse NTR fashion while hand holding for reverse procreation is terrible then you need to go somewhere where your unique fetishes are appreciated.
Nobody thinks that! It's bait, dumbass! You are supposed to not reply to that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949954
You failed to laugh at my joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949961
But we are laughing at you, joke.

[Anonymous No.]

So anyways. How about them wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949972
Would mate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949974
How would you raise them wurmlings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949972
I don't like their tails. I'm not a big fan of slitherers anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949983
With some pats by telling her deep things so she becomes impressed and takes everything I say seriously. Maybe then I'll be able to raise her into a smart little girl while her mother handles her monster instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949972
Quality girl but the dense schtick would get old fast (for me.) Of course, that may just be a meme, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949928
>This thread
>Unbearably elitist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950002
Well they are simple so they may be more primal in their approach. Probably not a good mate for theoretical elemental magic but they would feed you a good meal and raise your children well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949972
Wurms are acute.
10/10, would raise them on a Ranch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950022
Then I may just ride off into the sunset with one. I could use a life where the primal approach worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949972
I want a plump cc wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949870
you going to break my back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950041
Cute, soft, cake wurms are for loving and snuggling.
Softest when wrapping you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950049
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950049
hes going to put the thread in the camel clutch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949972
Would wurms understand how to lay & care for an egg? Obviously they understand sex, but raising a child? Or would it be mostly on you to raise the pup until she reaches invulnerability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950051
Cake wurms especially need the snuggles and warm attention. No one has paid attention to them for so long for so many terrible reasons that they need a warm and healing hand to guide them. Won't you adopt a cute CC wurm today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950066
Of course they would, wurms are surprisingly gentle mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950069
Of course.
I'd give that cake all the snuggling and sweets she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no thicc Kunoichi that wears nothing except a skimpy apron bound by ropes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950066
Wurm eggs are for wurms so they are even stronger than dragon eggs because they contain wurms. Even when their wurm mother gets rambunctious and starts playing old Nintendo Wii Bowling they would survive. It's okay. Your wurmlings are made of strong stuff.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17950083
Wurms also have a habit of putting their eggs in places like basements or on top of freezers.
Any place where you'd put ice cream, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950078
>no Kunoichi
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950091
Nothing wrong with a good soft serve wurm shortstack they're still three meters tall and can forge steel that a dowurf would be envious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950069
I've got a lot of love to give to that wurm, she's perfect and I'll never even dream of leaving her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950083
>Wurm wii bowling
>hole through the tv
>hole through the wall
>hole through the crib
>Skips off the egg
>hole in your bedroom floor
>hole in the roof
The egg (and the wiimote, after retrieval) would be the only thing left intact

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949524
8ch used to be cool. It was fine back in 2014 when it got some wind under its wings, but it didn't last long at all. The only reason it got any traffic was the whole GG fiasco.

The site admin got caught handing over troll post histories to news outlets to show it was a totally safe space, he was always busy in IRC and making emojis rather than taking care of the site and the make your own board without limits is the biggest failed experiment in that site's history. Allowing BOs to be name/avatar dramafags who act like an internet celebrity on Twitter and Facebook was all the red flags you needed to see. All the boards cannibalized eachother. Don't like the current board? Go ahead and make a new alt board and just see what happens. The current owner of the GG board lied about being swatted and then doxed posters based on their totally legit secure data from their posts and then sent that info to the FBI over them making posts/being people he didn't like.

The owner of the /v/ board is a literal backstabbing Jew who sold out GG for a small promise to work in the industry and 8/pol/ is one of the most pozzed boards of controlled opposition I've ever seen. You hear the jokes here that our /pol/ is an echo chamber, but there you'll get banned to Siberia Soviet Union style just for questioning Trump.

To add to the already dramatic heap of that small morsel of constant drama, Jim, the same asshole who screwed over 2ch, took over 8ch in the most dubious conditions imaginable after months of DDoS attacks which ended after Jim took over and provided servers for 8ch with the quality of the old school HotWheels PC from back in the day.

The site has been hacked multiple times embarrassingly at the userbase's expense complete with unhashed IPs stored in plain text, the admins got caught lying about security, affiliation with other parties, collusion behind closed doors out the ass and basically got caught farming data from users.

Like I said, it was cool in the beginning, but I only go there now to see what a fantastic train wreck it is. To me, their biggest irony will forever be them becoming everything they blamed us of being and worse.

>>17949533
>>17949547
This. Pic related is what would happen to you there if you questioned the infallible 8ch only less cute. At least we were allowed to call out moot any time he dropped the ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950120
>TVs are dirt cheap now and you budgeted for this when you bought the Wii off of eBay
>You have plenty of carpentry skills from being in love with a Wurm already
>You need to build a new stone crib anyways, The hand me down from your days of being a rugrat while a gleam in your eye when your parents handed it to you it was understood it wouldn't contain a wurmling
>Carpentry skills again
>Roofing skills from that time you played Back to the Future with your wife, She really wanted to zipline down and go 88 miles per hours but that taught you a valuable lesson in tiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950120
I think Dragonia knows how to make homes that don't break. Lots of Wurms live there after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls should never be allowed to use something like STEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950159
Wurms in Dragonia aren't stupid like the ones in the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950163
Why would they need STEM when they know the principles behind magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950166
Gremlins find it interesting and want to see what they can do with it? Although I think if you tell them what can happen they'd back out harder than a Lilim trying to corrupt Yharnam

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950165
No they're the same.
Just not as excitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950165
Wurms aren't retarded beyond thread memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950173
No, living with others made them not retarded so even when excited they won't damage their surroundings unless they are chasing a man, but even then the damage isn't big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950174
This is true. According to profile they're just simple so no Quantum physicists or Philoswurms but they know how to cook an egg and they know how to upsies a wurmling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950181
>Living with others has increased their intellect
That or they just stopped pretending to be retarded from boredom and being alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950186
>Wurm doing the I was just pretending thing
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950188
>Husband I'm blind!
>take your hands out from in front of your eyes
> can't fool you can I dearie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950183
>No Philoswurms

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to stay vigilant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950188
>Wurm is super dumb when Anon is home
>When he leaves for work she drops the act, puts her hair into a pony tail, and continues her thesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950206
Dragon Zombies do it better, especially when higher class monsters insult you behind your back.

[Anonymous No.]

What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950215
Vengeance is not a virtue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950220
She's a dumb dragon zombie, virtue is not something she'd worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950215
>Did you see Anon flailing at last night's ball?
>He totally cannot dance!
>laughingwights.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950234
She must have not be an ancient Greek dragon before zombification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950235
Undead are stiff dancers anyways. That's why they're all wall flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950252
I want to dance the flamenco with a Jiangshi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950235
>"Omae wa moe shindeiru"
>"Nani?!"
>Tons upon tons of miasma explodes like a bomb out of lady Wight's palace, leaving the whole place a messy, lethargic place for a whole month
>Dragon Zombie hears about it as her hubby-wubby is reading the paper to her, because obviously she can't read
>She just smiles and cocks her head before giving a hug that's even more squishy and lovey dovey than usual
>Under her breath...
>"Keikaku doori"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949761
>"Oh, my adorable little butler! Fret not, dea- oh, I'm just going to revel in this- fret not, ~Sweetie~, for- hmhm!- mommy will make it all better. Oh ho ho! This is such fun! Come, we will go first to the tailor's to get your measurements, then I shall redesign your entire wardrobe! Oh, I do hope you hold off on changing back for just a few days, I've such fun things to try with you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950256
She'd just kind of hop around and do the twist while you do classical heel taps around her while flourishing a rose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950087
I couldn't resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950284
No "Nyron" in the first bubble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950219
>man walked in on Basilisk with mask off
>Basilisk asked him to take responsibility
>cat was responsible for the hookup

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950302
Just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950320
and saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950314
What a nice cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950330
Cats are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950345
Those two are cuddley. I want to rub my cheeks on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950345
They're damn cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950345
Cuddle the cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950219
I want to tell a basilisk that her eyes are like beautiful gemstones that I want to make glisten with the light of our love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950359
That's going to have her eyes sparkling and her cheeks pink with a blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950359
That changes her pupils to Hearts and we all know what happens when that occurs.

[Anonymous No.]

What does mofu taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950390
What happens? Explain in verbose detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950284
>>17950320
Better edit from the /a/ thread here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949891
well lore wise female draph where made for that purpose anon, so theres nothing wrong with that. i personally want Izzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950390
Doki Doki Basilisk Beam at close range?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950394
Heart pupiling Lamia variant = Squeezed while being milked to the point your pelvis and ribs are crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950204
Sleepy snakes don't get a man

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>>17950406
I want Sarasa.

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>>17950393
cotton candy
melts in your mouth like it too.
mofu girls fear rain

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>>17949761
>Flipping the mother instinct switch in the hellhound

Yes.

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>>17950418
Careful, she's a big eater and the biggest of bakas.

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>>17950431
That's what I like.

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>>17950408
>Heart pupiling Lamia variant = Squeezed while being milked to the point your pelvis and ribs are crushed.
Sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

Well this wasn't TOO difficult! Ties don't matter because number 1 is just so far ahead!

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>>17950399
I specifically went searching for a black and white version so it would match the rest of the picture.

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>>17950454
>See's your #1
>Tips porkpie atop fedora

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>>17950454
>Zombie Dragon that high and Dragon nowhere to be seen
Shit taste.

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>>17950454
I assume your Queen Slime will be a Nureonago-variant?

[Anonymous No.]

The extra hats mad hatters make become normal hats for men and monsters right? could you theoretically gather a bunch of hatters and their husbands and make mad bank selling the hats they make while they fuck all day?

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>>17950500
I'm pretty sure hat-making is one of the obvious occupations for Mad Hatters.

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>>17950406
>>17950418
>>17950438
>Not posting best-girl.
Begone Thots.

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>>17950515
>he says as he posts the queen of thots herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950515
>posting narumeia ever
>current year?

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>>17950517
>Naru
>Queen of thots when she's more Onee-san than any Wock
End yourself.

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>>17950528
Wocks are shit onee-sans and probably thots too.

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>>17950515

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>>17950531
>Wocks
>Shit onee-sans
>THOTS
Shitpost levels are off the charts.

>>17950534
Actually rolled her recently.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, seeing as chimeras can come in a variety of flavors, roll 1d3+1 girls (1-2 = 1 3-4=2 5-6= 3 on a d6) and mix them all together.

Chimaera results are re-rolled as are Siths.

Whats the combination, what's she look like, and how do you handle her/them?

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

mgewiki.com/w/special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

I'll start off with my rolls.

>2 Girls
>Girtiblillu and Nureonago
>Looks like a light indigo Nureonago except with elfin 'ears' and hair that tends to be in long pony tails, along with wearing a veil.
>Entire body is a lighter concentration of Girtablilu venom, enough to cause minor stiffness in low doses, along with an increased libido
>The maid portion mostly runs things while I'm away, although the Girtablillu portion will be quite chatty with her other half about what they should do later that night, and when I get home it wouldn't be uncommon to find myself ambushed by the maid and a quick kiss put on my lips to make me more 'pliable' for whatever comes.
>The Girty also tends to take the lead at the start of sex, going on top and sucking me till she's had her fill, although the pair do share the 'cuddling' duties afterwards.

A confusing but not unwelcome pair.
Fun times ahead, although I know that they'll be putting things in my food.

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>>17950541
>>17950534
I like GBF but god damn does it feel like a second job at times.

The grind is nuts and, honestly, I called it quits after I got kicked from my Guild for not being available for 16 hours on the Friday-Monday for Guildwars.

I'm instead playing /jp/ FGO and English FGO as theirs less grinding.

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>>17950544
>roll 1d3+1 girls (1-2 = 1 3-4=2 5-6= 3 on a d6)
What

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17950553
Less grinding, but the rolls are pure cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950544
what >>17950563 said, what the fuck

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>>17950563
>>17950571

You roll a d3 and add one girl. This gives a range of 2-4 personalities.

If you roll a d6, a result of 1 or 2 is a 1, 3 or 4 is a 2, 5 or 6 is a 3.
You can also just roll a 1d4 and ignore results of 4.

>>17950568
Oh yeah, FGO is a goddamn turbo jew when it comes to rolls but it makes those good ones you get all the sweeter.

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>>17950563
Roll a single 3 sided die with a +1 added to the result.

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>>17950576
>Still couldn't get Scatach

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Gacha is bad civilization

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>>17950580
I honestly don't like Scatach all that much.
She REALLY helps against divine servants but I've never been all that into her.
I've go my Jeanne again along with Drake and Vlad so I'm all ready to go.

I'm saving up for the lance Alter Gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950585
Altera please, you're just salty about being an alien.


On the otherhand, one could always try to roll the MG gacha and see what waifu they get.

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>>17950589
I want her since she is roughly the best Lancer in the game stat wise.
Plus I LOVE redheads.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else ever been at the weird intersection of:
>I would never let a chaos girl corrupt my body
And
>I’d swallow a slime if it would make me better

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950566
Ahh, new chapters I see.

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>>17950599
Scatch is the best lancer gameplay wise, with Lancer Alter arguably taking second due to her fantastic skillset and stats, but I've never been a huge fan of her.

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>>17950544
>Blue Oni and Mandragora
>Green oni, w/ an aloe-like complexion and flowery scent
>Seems like she can drink a river
>Hell of a screamer when intoxicated/aroused
>Becomes extremely sheepish/embarrassed after the deed is done
>Seems to be fond of footplay, leg-locking, anything involving her lower half
>Likes to re-enact the Satanico Pandemonium dance from 'From Dusk 'Till Dawn'

>>17950601
I've regularly thought of the latter as a migraine remedy.

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>>17950606
>Never been a fan of this
You must be a big tit fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950601
I would regularly lick the core of a Dark Slime just to pass the time.

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>>17950576
FGO is only good for the lewds desu, and I'm kinda worried about how they'll handle the American Servants in Salem since the previous EoRs were total stinkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950272
Hatter are so kind and elegant you can almost forget they're spongey mushroom people.

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>>17950609
Sounds like a nice girl with a very good weakpoint for you to exploit.

>>17950611
She got a big surge of art/doujins that kinda burned me out on her.
Which is ironic considering that I love the Titurias.

She looks nice and I wouldn't say no but I'm actively looking elsewhere.

>>17950621
I dunno, I enjoyed EoR1
EoR 2 was Ok and had some Deon and rapefaces I'll never forget.
EoR 3 had an interesting gimmick that got irritating at points as my own Musashi was higher level/better skilled than the other one.FUCK the Shuten/Mama fight

4 will probably be Ok.
I'm curious who is in besides loli.

Also, Robomom a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Would some MG willingly annoy men to get hatefugged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950631
Oh definitely.

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>>17950631
What is a cheshire.

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>>17950638
What is this abomination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950638
Sailor Awoo

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>>17950544
>mgewiki.com/w/special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls
>4 girls
>Vampire
>Basilisk
>Demon
>Anubis
So some ultra domineering blood demon with a hypnotic gaze.

I basically got a vampire on steroids, Mayadere/Yandere to the max I'd end up being her butler after I sold her my soul. She'd order me around constantly and mind control me if I didn't comply. She'd berate me constantly and use me as her own personal blood bag whenever she wanted. I'd massage her back and generally wait on her hand and foot.

However with the demon contract she is technically required to do the same for me, just with a lot more embarrassment. It'd be fun to interrupt her evil monologues by putting the collar on her neck and dragging her down to eye level with my dick.

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>>17950638

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>>17949524
sleep tite hellwan

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>>17950642
Seems like a Hellhound uncomfortable with having to wear a school uniform.
Wanna bet she's gonna burn it to a cinder during the full moon when she rapes her crush?

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>>17950654
God damn.
I assume she has fluffy wolf ears, demon wings, and the basalisk tail?

That sounds like pure, concentrated, dominance right there.
Make sure you really read that contract.

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>>17950544
>Lilim
>Chimaera

Uh, I guess a Lilim with fuckhuge pauldrons and a thicc snek tail? As for how to handle - the same way you do any lilim.

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>>17950657
No, more nerdwan.

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>>17950544
>3 girls
>Kunoichi
>Demon
>Unagi Joro
>Blue Oni
>A really blue Demon with the tail of a eel and as stealthy as a ninja that also drinks a hell of a lot
There is no way to control this..... drunk ninja cuddle eel-thing. Im going to be lounging around and suddenly have a bottle in my mouth while wrapped up in her tail and head in her breast.

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>>17950684
Anon, you gotta reroll the chimera result.
Because a chimera chimera makes no sense.

>>17950688
Nerdwan a cute.
Especially when she grows up into a muscled, proper hellhound that still has nerdy interests.

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>>17950693
>You're alone on the couch one second
>The next you've got sake in your mouth, a long, blue eel tail around your waist, and a loud laugh in your ear while she tells you to "Drink up husband! It's snugglin' time!"

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>>17950544
>Nereid/Alruane chimaera
Isn't this just flow kelp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950693
>3 girls
Meant to say rolled a 3.

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>>17950706
Maybe.
Although I imagine she's just a Nerid with some undersea flowers in her hair, fairly tame.

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>>17950713
On the upside, she can't be molested for nectar by honeybee girls underwater.

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>>17950654
>Random again
>Get another ice/snow MG

It think the universe is telling me something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950721
>He doesn't know about snorkling bumblebee girls.

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>>17950721
You sure that's an upside?

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>>17950726
Well, it is for her at least.
>>17950724
How resourceful of them!

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>>17950731
They're quite good at getting where they need to be.
Besides, they can wear their Beekinis when the go after her!

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>>17950654
i wonder what other three monster you could add to a vampire recipe to maker as ojou sama as possible,so many to choose from

>Basilisk,demon,succubus,doppelganger,elf,aphopis,manticore

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember lizards aren't the only ones who need to stay warm in the winter, slimes are weak to the cold as well!

Don't want semi-solid slims shivering outside now do you?

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>>17784405
>A old automaton that hasn't moved in years, her frame is rusty and she is covered in foliage

As the young alraune snuggled closer to her face, the automaton wondered what had caused her reactivation.

But she knew this for sure: this child needed her protection.

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>>17950747
>Rusty Automamom taking care of a loli Aulrane

A cute, I'd give her books on plant care and offer to hook her up with a gremlin and dwarf that could help repair her parts.

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>>17950747
I want to give them both a nice home.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be friends with nerdy hellhound in Elementary school
>She loves star wars and can kick your ass in mario kart
>You both end up going to seperate high schools
>You both become busy with your own lives and barely see each other
>A few years pass, both of you have graduated
>You decide to celebrate together
>Invite her over to your place
>To your surprise, she isn't that skinny girl you remembered anymore
>She's fucking jacked
>Six pack abs
>Strong arms and legs
>You challenge her to a game of Mario Kart
>She still kicks your ass

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>>17950746
I'll give them plenty of love alright.

>>17950747
I'd introduce a botanically-oriented Gremlin to the pair: that Automamom could use some love.

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>>17950609
Aren't green onis just ogres or orcs?

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>>17950815
That's racist.

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>>17950815
dumb elfposter

[Anonymous No.]

Order yours today!

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>>17950815
Orcs are swine, though I'll concede on the first point.

It was a simpler way of going with a sickly green pallor.

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>>17950747
Ah, ah, cuteness and love and friendship.

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>>17950822
I want to date the call-support Manticore

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>>17950766
Keep in mind, she's probably fucking huge too.
Imagine a 6' 8" girl who could crush your head between her thighs getting adorably excited about playing a new video game she's been waiting forever for and pulling you into her lap for maximum comfy.

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>>17950822
>3 weeks
So much for getting fresh ones.
At least they're free.

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>>17950860
I want a big 6' 8" cat.

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>>17950544
>khepri and yuki onna
>A white and light blue insect with a carapace that looks like diamond often seen rolling down snowy mountains on top of snowballs
>This type of bug is known for its peculiar way of catching potential mates, which is to run them over with their snowball and katamari their way to their lair
>After they reach their destination, the snowball melts and the man is filled with a cold and lonely sensation, looking for the nearest heat source which is the Snow Khepri's body
>Different from normal Khepris this kind can be found alone, seeking to share her body heat with only her husbad and vice-versa, but more than one bug can be sometimes seen rolling on one snowball and so they end up sharing
>Snow Khepris avalanches can sometimes happen, in which all of the mountain's bugs roll down in search of males

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>>17950866
Then do I have an investment opportunity for YOU!

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>>17950904
>two Snow Khepris find a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zskz-iZcVyY&t=87s

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>>17949090
Ittan momen, kunoichi, lich, dragon zombie, shoggoth, jiangshi, inari, and mantis all below fucking alps. This has to be the worst fucking taste I have ever seen in my entire life.

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>>17950911
I wonder who could be behind this post?

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>>17950920
Shoggoth deserves to be there, the rest don't.

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>>17950923
Who were you thinking? The sabbath, the tanukis, or something different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949090
>Dragon
>Griffon
>Wight
Your taste can't get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950951
the Tiny Tiger Conglomerate, a force pushing for the advancement of small tigers accross the world

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>>17950938
you'd rather fuck a man than a shog?

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>>17950957
No, I'd rather not fuck any of them, but at least you could be friends with a gay dude instead of losing your sanity to a bootleg maid.

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>>17950955
Somehow this TTC sounds like a rather radical group.

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>>17950962
And looking back at the list, mummy and devil should be above shogg as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think kikis have trouble making the transition from servant to wife?

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>>17950980
Not at all.

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>>17950981
It comes naturally with the time.

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>>17950544
>2 girls
>Vampire and Kitsune-tsuki

A human woman who was possessed by a Vampire-bi and are in the process of becoming a fully fledged vampire. They attempt to drink the blood of human men the similar to a vampire but with very little success.

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>>17949633
>>17949637
>>17949640
Cute...

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>>17950981
Do NOT grope the maid. She has too much work to do and cannot do with distractions!

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>>17950126
The thing I hate the most with that site is that the only reason they give for their supposed "superiority" is that "there's no moot".
Like, okay, moot is sometimes a faggot, but what about board support, neutrality, anonymity, webm support, and whatever else?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nuzzle my dragon daughteru and tell her that she'll be big and strong one day with a huge hoard.

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>>17950985
Well, the problem is she doesn't have real fangs. They're just ghost fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get group paizuri'd by your doraf harem
Damn it, I just want to paint their tits white.

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>>17950999
It's fine, she'll have some help coming along in nine months.

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>>17951018
Silly anon, little baby Kikis can't clean!

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>>17951019
No. But while the master is playing upsies-daisy with the kid, the maid can clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951019
They sure can! They clean away my cynicism and despair.

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>>17951011
Dorafs are why we need genetic engineering perfected.

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>>17951021
These are smiles are worth protecting.

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>>17951020
But what about the maid is nursing her new baby, or doing any of the other extremely time-consuming and distracting early motherhood stuff? There won't be nearly as much time for cleaning!

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>>17951022
Jokes on you, I'm mad scientist and I'm making space elves instead of shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951019

That won't stop them from trying

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>>17951028
But in due time, she'll learn to clean soon enough.

And avoid her father's attempt at spoiling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951019
Oh anon, there is a very special and important way that she can!

She can clean daddy's cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951019
>>17951028
>>17951030
>>17951032
This is why Nureonagos are superior meidos.
In the case of an ordinary slime, having just been born, the little slime’s head would be full of thoughts of hungrily gorging on semen, but as for the nureonago, it is said that even after just being born they’ll help their mother with the housework, having devoted behavior.

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>>17951029
No, you fool! Think of the consequences!

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>>17951035
>fucking your daughter
There's a place in hell for you.
It's called 8ch.

>>17951037
But Kikis are cuter.

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>>17951029
Make both, you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951035
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951037
Nures are pretty wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951070
But I hate being wet

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a shrine and slap every shirohebi there right on the rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951103
How rude!

[Anonymous No.]

Here is my top 10, rate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951109
I once saw something like that. It stuck to my shoe after I waled in it, had to clean them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951109
I see you like abs. 9/10, too much white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951138
Hellhound is very odd in that list, #2 spot in a rank that is clearly about abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951109
I like your taste, but the Hellhound at #2 creates some dissonance in my head as clearly abs are your taste. Shouldn't she be below the Ochimusha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951144
Well, I can see abs being very attractive on a hellhound, so I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to come here as soon as I woke up because it finally happened, I finally had my first Monster Girl related dream!
I was walking through the darkness in a really funny way because I knew there was something dangerous underfoot. I found a port-a-potty and entered it, finding a light. Something told me it was powered by an atomic battery and that it was weird for such a thing to be "on this world". I don't know what told me that, since it was a dream and dreams don't make sense. The important thing was that in that port-a-potty there was a note on the wall that said "knock three times and I'll come", and if my memories are to be trusted a picture kind of like the one here.
So that's when I realized why I'd been walking weird. I had to walk without rhythm or else the worm would notice me.
I panicked and fumbled around and hit my head, and wouldn't you know as I stumbled outside the ground shook and a Sandworm came out. Thing is I was scared of her. All the organic fleshy bits inside her were very intimidating when you saw them for real.
So anyway that's my dream, should I go around knocking on the ground or what?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to challenge a salamander to a fight only to pull an Indiana Jones when she makes a big show of pulling her sword out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951227
I want to unleash my pocket sand on a lizardman's eyes during a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951227
>pull an Indiana Jones
So fuck things up and lead Nazis to the ark?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a few pet fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951240
Those are Bar Flies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951305
Cute flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946505
For those who choose Medusa, the small snek became a big snek.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone written about slow corruption yet? Like an imouto who gets infected by a tiny amount of dark matter and has it spread whenever she feels upset, so her onii-chan has to increasingly cave into her desires to get too close to him or else she'll turn into a monster.

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>>17951337
I find it adorable how her hair snake is resting on the guy's head.

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>>17951337
She filled out nicely. I wonder how much was due to that "best parent" of hers.

>>17951338
What a bind!
>don't spoil her: she'll turn into a monster
>spoil her: she wants your D, and turns into a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951337
Do shirohebi next

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951345
And if you spank her on a daily basis? What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951350
She becomes a monster with a spanking fetish,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951356
And if instead of spanking her, I lock her in a dark closet? Does she get a fetish for doing it in darkness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951359
No, she just turns into a yandere species. Be prepared to share that closet with her forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951370
And if I... turn off the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951373
she grows legs and turns into a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951375
I don't mind, I love gremlins. They're the cutest smug little shits around.

That internet is getting off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951377
Rest assured it will not be the only thing getting off.

[new No.]

Hey so if I want to write something I just submit it? Is the writefag list updated still?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951383
Pff, womanlets. when will they learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951345
>>spoil her: she wants your D, and turns into a monster
No, it just becomes increasingly harder.
>"Are you only treating me nice because you're afraid of me changing?"
>"Would you love me even if I became a monster?"
>"How come you only give me hugs when I ask?"
>"You seem really uncomfortable when we bathe together. You should let me help you with that."
>"We've already done it hundreds of times and I'm not pregnant yet. Onii-chan, I'm afraid it might never happen."
And every little episode makes her worse while the corruption never recedes, even in her happiest moments.

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>>17951383
I want to slap that butt gently and watch her panting more and more, eagerly expecting more.
Then I'll whisper in her ear "beg me, and call me Mister".

>>17951384
Post away. Post the title, the link to the pastebin, and what it has : smut, the fetish, and the monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951384
Just put it on pastebin and link it. Don't use a trip. Give a one sentence description of what it is, if it has lewds in it, and warn about any medium grade or higher fetishes contained within and enjoy the wait for four replies at most on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Kikimora with a penchant for not wearing panties under her dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951171
Can Hellhounds get abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951434
Why couldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

Do automatons dream of electric weresheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950911
You haven't got a few plump cats by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

If you have any difficulties with writing, just invent a style that lets you skip everything that is difficult for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951526
Can an Automaton create a masterpiece? Can an Automaton compose a symphony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951537
Does this work for you? It's hard to find plump things living in poverty in a war stricken country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951586
What a cute butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951526
Weresheep being electrocuted in their genitals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951603
Only if they're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951606
I now want to watch a damaged Automaton with current curring through her genitalia and a Weresheep scissoring.

[Anonymous No.]

Fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951625
Why? Looks like half of them would be willing if you asked them for a sparring match.

[Anonymous No.]

Every $100 you spend gets a stamp! Collect 20 stamps and win a free gift!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951668
Can't. Got to save for Christmas. Gonna buy a big book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951668
What if I just pay for a roll of the stamps?

[Anonymous No.]

Press F to pay respects

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951758
Do not underestimate a puppy's paw pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951766
Not even Dragons are immune to the pain a lego can inflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951668
What's the gift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951782
Incubization pamphlets in the style of Charles Atlas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951758
Aww, poor Anubis. I want to massage her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951785
That's not worth $2,000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951816
t. virgin pencildick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951625
That's a weird place for Alp to be, and people complain about >>17949090

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951891
It's a proper place for Alp to be, although they don't match with the other monsters around them in the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951891
the first one seemed like a real list, the last one is juts bait;

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951338
I tried do do it slow, but I failed.
Still gonna finish it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950553
Second job? You have to be joking, it's the primary one. Find yourself a comfy get A tier and wing it crew, casual A guilds are comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951970
Box is cute, but not for sex

[Anonymous No.]

Bimbo/gyaru Automatons y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951970
I want to spank that loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951980
Fuck no, bimbos are disgusting and gyarus can look a bit nice but are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951980
Eh, half the fun of that archetype is the personality, and though humorous deadpan/Kuu personality imitating the gyaru style isn’t very hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951977
She's 24, box is totally for lewd.
>>17951983
A perfectly reasonable desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952002
What a little cute.

I still want to bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952012
>>17952002
I headcanon that MGE dwarves are just actual dorafs. I don’t think it hurts much making such a switch.

[new No.]

>>17951384
https://pastebin.com/ZBi4gm0K

Well I wrote something

Short non-lewd greentext about a paladin's family based in the MGE universe

hope y'all enjoy, suggestions welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952031
Suggestion 1: drop the "new".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952031
Someone add that to the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952036

will do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951980
>Bimbo
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952036
Lol at this autism. If anything, every writefag should namefag when posting stories so they're searchable and identifiable.

>>17952043
Don't. I'd rather not have to click through completely unmarked pastebin links to see they are, like people who listen to faggots like that make us do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952043
Suggestion 2: give the story a proper name instead of "MG short".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951970
I had one, then they turned competitive.

Box is for cute.
Yuela and Societte are for lewds, as is nearly every doraf.

[Anonymous No.]

Goth Automatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952056
Do go on, Good Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952052
>If anything, every writefag should namefag when posting stories so they're searchable and identifiable.
How to spot new blood 101.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952065
That's a Doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952056
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952065
That's a doll. A very cute doll though.
>>17952074
Why is she so smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952077
>Why is she so smug.
Because the artist draws his girls smug more often than not.

[heyijustwritehereman No.]

>>17952052
>>17952036

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952054
>as is nearly every doraf
Narmaya is for pure love and pure breeding, not lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952017
Midget seibah is harvin though, not doraf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952052
>If anything, every writefag should namefag when posting stories so they're searchable and identifiable.
Nah. Adding a description to the post is fine but namefagging is pointless since it does nothing except attention whore when the name is already included in the paste.
Plus it encourages people to open the story and judge based on the content, not the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951980
>gyaru anything
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952078
Excellent, smug girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952031
>suggestions welcome
>>/jp/thread/S17665789#p17682922
Do this, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952085
You can't breed her without lewding her sometime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952054
Sucks when that happens to guilds.
>Box is for cute.
Cute lewd.
>Yuela and Societte are for lewds, as is nearly every doraf.
Nearly every? Well I guess it'd be annoying to fuck Daetta if she wasn't gagged. Jesus christ that voice.
Lamretta is for unspeakably lewd stuff though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952087

That's a fair point. I guess the name is in the pastebin anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952099
I don't mind Daetta but you are 100% correct about Lamretta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952098
It's not lewd if it's done by her (forcibly adopted) little brother out of pure familial love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952094
>>17952104

Also a fair point. I guess it goes both ways.

Kinda sucks but I guess I'll just use my name when I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952087
Namefagging makes the post show up on warosu when you're wondering if someone's posted anything new. You can bookmark every bin you want to follow, sure, if you're an autist, but I'd rather not.

There's literally no upside to the no-name autism outside feeling good about yourself for ~keeping the writefags' egoes in their place~.

[Anonymous No.]

It's so cold my tanukis feel like they're going to freeze!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952109
She's a Satyros in a doraf's body I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952130
Just get your tanukis under the blankets to snuggle up.

>>17952136
I don't know, even a Satyros may have trouble keeping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952130
Their assets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952123
There's no need to use warosu for that. Just type pastebin.com/u/writefagname, it gives the date a paste was added too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952141
>>17952151
*Anon holding up arms to reveal Tanuki's strapped to his hands*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952168
>>17952168
Then get them snacks, put them under a blanket, and keep them warm this Sunday.

Tubby tanukis are greedy creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952168
>*action*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952181
>meme arrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952177
I plan to keep them warm by another method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952187
Is that method hot chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952195
If by hot chocolate you mean me vigorously rubbing and fondling their fluffy tails, followed by clothed paizuri and mating press, then yes, by hot chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952187
By teaching them how human free markets work and giving them sound investing advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952209
Oh yes, I'll teach them how to maximise returns on their deposits. I'll show them how to acquire more liquid assets in exchange for their property and equipment, how to leverage on boyim rich in liquid assets. Hell, I'll even advise them on how to structure their joint ventures and partnerships to increase synergies and optimise revenue streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952187
I too, burn their leafs and sometimes lit their tail on fire, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952201
That also sounds nice.

>>17952219
I just want a pudgy tanuki office lady with a large tail and large 'tail'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952224
No bully

[Anonymous No.]

>rape your Paladin onee-chan with your huge, corrupt cock, telling her you're gonna make her into a happy mother
>she scoffs, showing you the glowing sacred rune above her womb and telling you that it will protect her from anything corrupt, including your nasty sperm
>you shoot your load inside her, instantly cumflating her, and she watches in terror as her rune shatters
>because human girls are far easier to impregnate than monsters, all the cum stuffed in her babymaker knocks her up with octuplets
Paladin-chans are for bearing their squire's babies, forcefully or otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952219
>How many times do I have to tell you honey? Please don’t call our daughters ‘interest’.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952290
I just want to corrupt Paladin-chan's into P'Orcs.
I will be her Wizard assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952292
She hopes they compound over time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to slap some tanukis with my big, fat wad of cash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952307
Anon, that's a marriage proposal to some of them.

You're playing with bushy-tailed fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952296
I know we talk about the personalities of our waifus and daughterus. But what about our son-in-laws? Would you have a crazy standard or test that you’d put them through to weed out the weak ones?
Personally, I wouldn’t accept a son who doesn’t like fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952312
>Anon, that's a marriage proposal to some of them.
Yeah the gyaru ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952313
The test would be making my little slime bud happy. If he can do that to the point where I can rest easy after I'm gone then that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952315
Those are the only ones that matter though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952315
That's for any gyaru. The amount your throw at them says how long you plan on staying so a wad of cash is definitely going to transform her pupils into hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952313
>have salamander daughteru
Since I trained her, it's not enough that he beat her,
he has to go through me as well before he can take my little firestarter from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952334
Before fighting him you'd take him to an onsen to drink sake and give him a speech about fighting beautiful women, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that lamias deserve love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952336
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17949633
>>17949637
>>17949640
What is the source for this? I tried yandex google and saucenao

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952336
Girls who speak in Olde English are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952354
I want to tell that to my large muscled, hugely breasted centaur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952354
>>17952356
Aye, 'tis so forsooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952334
I think the thought of having my child taken away and being loved by another man is why I'm a daughter dicker. I know I'm not that great of a guy but there a lot of shit tier men out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952334
Imagine having to fight an entire family of salamanders consecutively before you take on the one you want to marry.

>first fight of the gauntlet; her older sister
>second fight; her father
>third fight; mama Sally herself
>and then the championship match against your Salamander waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952366
Hopefully that oneesan is married, lest you end up with another interested party

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952362
I understand, Anon. Who could possibly know or love your daughteru more than her own father? Plus, oyakodon is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952370
Of course she’s married. That’s why her younger sisters aren’t fighting but instead I’m cute cheerleader outfits rooting for their family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952378
In cute cheerleading outfits*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952335
Please, do not fight on the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952390
What's the point of being a man if you can't fight some young upstart on the moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952394
That's not the problem, there are mice there and they are very frail and easy to scare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952399
But I thought the moon was made of cheese!
Whatever, I can bring them back with me and feed them cheese until they are big and less frail again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952399
Mice on the moon? Oh, right. For the cheese. Three blind mice and a Wurm flew up there with balloons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952313
I never thought about it too much, but he'd probably need to be very gentle and kind because my daughteru might turn out to be an ancient evil. She'd need someone to make herextremelly comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952307

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952404
It is made out of cheese, but they'll always be weak compared to others no matter how chubby they get. Just go behind one and give her a good old spook and she'll squeal and run away.

>>17952406
There are one or two doromes on there two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952422
Wait, so these mice aren't gorging themselves on cheese up there?
And spooking one seems like a good way to just watch her waddle off and trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952430
They are, but they don't want the moon to disappear suddenly and they can't eat it all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952437
Well, I guess I just need to bring them back to earth so they can gorge themselves here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952430
>>17952437
When Mice eat of the cheese, the Moon diminishes in size and turns into a crescent. When the Big Cheese is rejuvenated through means modern science has yet to ascertain, the Moon grows big again and the Mice may presume their feeding frenzy.
Gentlemen, I propose we prepare a cylinder large enough to contain four unmarried and brave young men to be launched from a giant cannon with the express intent of impacting upon the surface of Luna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952450
That sounds dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952447
I doubt they'll want to go back.

>>17952450
You'll need way more than that. I forgot there are also rabbits on the moon and an old lady. You'll probably need around 100 guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952313
Pretty easy tests
>has to be responsible with money
My waifu and daughteru's race are noble types and have lots of money, I need to be certain he's not the type to blow money just because he has it.
>has to be able to handle a good drink
Not talking about volume and how much he can drink but the daughteru isn't marrying a weakling who can't handle some strong tasting scotch without pulling some funny faces.
>sense of humour
Can't take himself too seriously, if he reacts poorly to father in law style ribs he's out but if he reacts with jokes of his own or has a laugh at his own expense he passes.

I'd b pretty easy going with who my daugteru married if he could pass those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952459
Well that's fine.
I'm sure they'll have their fill of cheese eventually, especially if they get into the holst/hathorite stuff.

Its pretty rich, along with carrying some side effects

[Anonymous No.]

How do you cure PTCD?
Post
Traumatic
Cheshire
Disorder

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952313
If he listens to gangster rap, doesn't have a job, and has a vocabulary mainly consisting of the word "like", he's out the door at gun point.

I don't care what my kitten says, I'll dig his grave myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952477
Cuddlecat Therapy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952477
make internet accessible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952479
So two of the above is fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952477

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952354
That's not Olde English though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952497
Oh no, any two or more is where I draw the line. I'm not letting my daughter date ghetto trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952477
Doctor Pally can fix that right up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952510
Girls who talk in a fancy fashion are cute. Also, girls who talk regular.
Honestly, I'd just love for a girl to talk to me, to say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952313
>>17952408
Oh right, and the kid has to be monogamous. I won't let my little thing be part of a harem or even bigamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952540
Fucking this. They don't love my daughter enough to have her and only her? Why don't you french kiss my twelve gauge?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd really like to get my hands on some doppel potions when the portal opens
>create a clone of yourself so your shortstack housewife can get that dick she loves so much while you go off to work
>come home and tag out your clone so you can use your waifu for some rough stress relief
>before bed, you let her enjoy being impaled from the front and back, stuffing her with as much cum as physically possible before dismissing the clone and falling asleep with the wife in your arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952313
Joke's on you anon, my son-in-law would also be me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952594
>Grandpa, why are you my Dad too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952590
I used to dislike the idea but I've came to love the idea of doppel potions.
Especially with the idea of a shortstack Cheshire, pounding that smug cat in every hole would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952601
My daughteru would not be wanting to have kids anon, otherwise things would get really weird really fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952601
>"Because your mother got her sexy ass from Grandma."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952540
>Some Anon with a Bicorn waifu wants to add your daughteru to their harem

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952611
not even if she begged you to give her one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952624
She wouldn't in the first place though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952614
>tfw you’ve heard this at a family reunion before
Glad it wasn’t any of my actual family and was just a third cousin who hopefully was joking, I can’t really remember it was a while back when it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952590
>doppel potions
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952459
>and an old lady
Dibs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952584
That's right. If the guy thought that it was okay to share his love that's a big redflag.

>>17952617
Be absolutely disgusted and scare them hard enough that they will never come back. If he forced it I'd beat his shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952459
I hear that if you go deep into the moon, you'll find the most powerful wizard known to mankind, millennia of virginity trapped within his orbital cage. His magic rivals, or perhaps surpasses, that of the most powerful lilim, and his coming might cleanse the earth.
The Man In The Moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952603
I’m still lukewarm on them, although a short stack Cheshire would be fun to cuddle and carry.

Wonder if I could get her to watch me do drop in hockey

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952603
I'm not sure about the use of doppel potions, maybe if my wife used one too so we could have an orgy and black out for a day or two.

I'd use a tentacle potion once though just to see how weird and slimy it feels like. No sex, just an experiment.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscular nerd girls are best nerd girls

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to marry your daughter, Anon. In fact I'm going to marry all of your daughters, Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952540
>Love harems and love daughter dicking
>the idea of my daughter marrying anyone else at all, even if it's someone who'll take her and only her ticks me off
I'm definitely not fit to be a parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17951586
Cute kitty cats are in danger of being taken on a date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952822
Can't marry her if she won't marry you.

>>17952829
Definitely not if you want to dick those little cuties. I understand that you want to protect her, but dicking the daughteru is still bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>monstergirl blackmailing anti monsterfag into having sex with her
this is a premise for a hentai I'd like to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952850
How would a MG blackmail a palandindu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952865
roofied him and have her way with him while he is out and video tape it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952865
All paladins are just repressing their desires. You just have to find that on weak point in their armor and pick away until they break. Then he belongs to the girl forever out of fear of being excommunicated.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be protected by a Hellhound. If she started to act all tough and protective around me, I dont think I would be able to control myself. I would likely fuck her for entire days nonstop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952876
>Be paladindu
>Get fucked by a monster girl
>Not exactly the most surprising end all things considered, had a good run
>Except I wasn't even conscious to attempt enjoying it, she didn't give a shit, at best it was like a wet dream
>Even videotaped it to add insult to injury
>All the negatives of getting raped with none of the positives
>I'mGettingTooChivalrousForThisShit.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952884
Protctive hellhound is too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952888
the obvious solution is to go get a wife who's not her.
That will rub it in her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952893
What girl would take a used goods paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952892
Warm and toasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952892
>>17952884
out of character girls trigger my nerdrage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952900
Unicorns are the only ones who wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what a domesticated Hellhound looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952916
But that's wrong. Girls won't go after a man that another girl has already 'marked' as hers. The only one who might is a Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952893
The only proper solution is to find her and purify her into wife material. Through extreme revenge hatefucking.

She wanted the dick, she'll get the dick till she begs for rest, even if it takes an entire backpack of raging mushrooms and 50L of water to stave off dehydration in the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952909
Out of character? Being protective is like 50% of the Hellhound's profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952929
No, this is what a domesticated hellhound looks like.
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Hellhound74b.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952900
>>17952949
is he checking for worms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952947
>Being protective is like 50% of the Hellhound's profile
Not really.
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male.
That's all that's said on the matter, the rest of it is just the standard "girl rapes man and makes him her own" affair which makes no mention of protecting. Don't let protectionfags fool you into thinking it's a Hellhound's main gimmick, it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952949
When you think hellhounds couldn't get worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952900
>a used goods paladin
I'd heal her mind and butt of the trauma caused by the Beelzebubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952909

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952933
Nope. Monster girls don't give a damn if a man has had sex before, he could have been through 100 girls, as long as he has no monster girl who's claimed him as her husband they will make a move on him.
Unicorns are the odd one out for caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952933
Nah, if they like the guy they fuck him anyway. If you had a monster wife and a monster friend who really liked you you'd end up with two wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952974
>, he could have been through 100 girls
what if they were all alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952979
""""""""Girls"""""""""

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952964
What a cutie. 10/10 would sack Byzantium with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952958
Its still a canon aspect of their established profile. Its not "out of character" by any stretch of the imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952974
Well, they do care if it they sense another MG on the man, sense they conclude said MG is the man’s wife and so won’t make a move as a result.
They don’t care about sexual history though, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952996
does that mean all a guy needs to do is collect monster musk and monster wont attack him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952958
>except for the part where it says they protect their man, it doesn’t say they protect their man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953000
1 or 2 lines isn't 50% of the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953004
it can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952999
It’s the MGs unique DE that causes it, it’s not an actual olfactory smell.
I think they may make charms to that effect, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952999
>Smother self in Anubis "honey"
>all the other MGs in Pharaoh's court lose interest
>The Apophis is no longer whispering dark somethings into me ear lewdly
>The Pharaoh is no longer inviting me to dinner with her personally and patting me on the head; instead only looking at me in disgust
>The Khepris still act friendly, but aren't touchy anymore
>All is well in the world
>Except the fact that Anubi know the difference when someone has been taken , and when you smear their scent all over yourself when single
>Especially when it's THEIR scent
You'll just fool every monster outside the specis who owns the scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953004
How an MG acts isn’t dictated by the volume of text dedicated to each attribute.
Final You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953011
>moving the goalposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953009
That's why you buy a random scent from the store. Be careful that it's not a tanuki product though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953009
I'd just steal the royal architect Anubis' "honey" and use it as lube while masturbating and also screaming out her name very loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953017
> smear tritonia excretions all over body
> move inland
> live in peace

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/jjtYAMfL

Well, it's here. I do apologize for the quality or lack thereof. It's been a minute since writing in prose, or even writing in present tense.

It did help to fap to Demona though to get into the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953028
>Anubis is fully awake when you come in the middle of the night to "steal her honey" from her honey pot
>She does her best to be quiet as you finger her to get proper amounts of it, even if she's already wet from waiting for you
>These nights go on and on
>Until one day she sneezes loudly in the middle of it and the two of you akwardly look at each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953029
>fool no-one because Tritonia don’t live there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953029
>anon thinks his salty personality can keep away dumb love slug
I don't know who you are, but seaslug will find you, and seaslug will love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953040
>everyone is surprised as hell when a confused Tritonia lalala~'s through the town gate one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953047
Just having a species scent doesn't attract them though. Unless you used thick holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953047
If I moved onto a salt flat, would that keep away slugs and slimes?
In the case of slimes, at least until they decided that there was "something worth having" on the other side and joined into a single Überslime, capable of withstanding the salty ground only to find that it's my house, not "something worth having" at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953062
>not "something worth having" at all
Chin up lad. They'll make you their husband anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953062
It wouldn't work on SEA SLUGS, idiot.
They live in the ocean, which has more salt in the water than you pouring a big container of salt into a cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952958
>>17953004
It is not only what it is explicitly said, but the overall tone of the profile and how they see men and why they treat him like they do:
>As far they are concerned, a human man is a weak, fragile being that they should force into submission as their own male.

Basically men are too weak and dont know whats good for them. So they need a strong tough girl like her to take them and place them under her protection.
This is further expanded on with how again we are told how they see humans as weak and frail, how they dote on their men because he is so fragile and how they even have a lower bar to kill over protecting their husbands, which is quite telling if you consider how adverse MGs are to kill. In fact she is the only MG that has such a low bar and is triggered by protecting her husband. Also how they were created as guardians. So yes, it is not 50% as in per line count, it is more about the general feel and tone.

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>>17953066
That's why you use sweets on them, like melted chocolate.

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>>17953038
Well, if I'm going through all that previous effort to stop having a million girls hit on me, I may as well at least get ONE girl out of it. Besides, maybe she can get the Pharaoh to stop hating me now.

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>>17953076
Wait, are we trying to avoid the Tritonia or date the Tritonia?

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>>17953076
No.
Surround your house with love letters addressed to anonymous women.
They'll be too busy reading each and every letter to rape you for a couple days, allowing you to make your escape.

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>>17953076
> tritonia shows up
> toss a mug of molten choco at her
they never see it coming

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>>17953089
Avoid of course.

>>17953090
No, you write even more and print out some copies, maybe even spread some letters across the whole world.

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>>17953090
You fool, then she’ll NEVER give up.
She’s going to gingerly Juggernaut a path straight to you, wherever you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953090
That's how you get a doppelganger harem anon.

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>>17953073
They don't have a lower bar to kill.
>Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
That's KC speak for "they won't be killed but will regret messing with a married monster girl." Baka gaijins taking everything literally again.

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>>17953038
>implying I wouldn't be sleeping raping her to get that 100% authentic smell on my dick
>she sneezes right in my face
Very awkward.

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>>17953110
"Even" implies that you surviving a Hellhound after you try to harm her husband is the odd outcome and getting killed is the norm.

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>>17953140
Not him, but it’s a very unwise idea to draw conclusions off of wording things like that when you’re working off a translation from Japanese.

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>>17953171
why is it unwise?

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>>17953140
That's far from the only way "even" can be used, it can also imply that he won't be called but it will still get a beating.
>>17953171
Pretty much this, it'd be far from the first time people have jumped to conclusions with hellhounds.

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>>17953085
>Get caught after many nights
>Decide to say fuck it
>Literally
>The Anubis and I fucked all night in many positions
>Yes, even the ones with hand holding
>Te next day we tried to get the Pharaoh to stop being mean to me
>She throws a rock at the Anubis and rotting black goop at me
>Shouts at us to get out and that we're both fired
>Now we travel the sands together
>Happily married
>A week later the Apophis took over the kingdom, established free trade, improved the economy, and offered us new jobs, which we declined

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>>17953176
Because translations from Asian languages in general are rarely exact in the first place.
There's multiple ways a sentence can end up when translated to English, and though there may be a "best" one it's often debatable.

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>>17951625
Noice taste fellow alpfag

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>>17951625

[Anonymous No.]

>Go deep-sea diving
>As you begin to explore the floor, you realize you are in the middle of a large group of Tritonias
>They "ooh lala" when they realize there's a human man underneath the heavy diving suit, their bodies faintly glowing in a colorful display, reminding you christmas lights.
>You turn to leave but you fail to notice the tritonia near you causing you to walk into her.
>She giggles and hugs you closely, making you sink into her body

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>>17953232
>"Looks like another busy day..."

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>>17953196
Well that got really dark fast. Though I'm sure Pharaoh could find a nice boy of her own. She has plenty of free time for it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953232
>Diving without protection

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>>17953256
She wanted you though.
It's why she got so angry when she found her advisor's scent all over you and your dick, and flipped out when the two of you came to her together, giggling and holding hands like love struck school kids, and then asking things of her.

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>>17953280
This is yet another reason why Tsuns never actually work outside of contrived harem anime, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953269
>A brave knight trys to fight off a shark after his virginity(colorized)

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>>17952031
Hey, it looks like I'm giving you your constructive criticism. I enjoyed your story for the most part, but you skipped over a lot of what people like the most, meeting the monstergirl. I get the focus was different, but its something to keep in mind. You also neglected to mention whether the paladin was the same paladin we had mentioned before. Try naming your characters so that we can have a real continuity of who's who. Keep up the good work friend!

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>>17953269

What if you swung a sword at her only for it to get stuck on her body? What then?

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>>17953296
German Suplex.
Or, well, it's underwater, so I guess it would be a Dutch Suplex.

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>>17953303

Wouldn't it be hard to wrestle something underwater? Let alone something as sticky as Tritonia? She would probably giggle at your attempts though

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>>17953286
Yes.
You've got a happy wife, a good life, and a new life coming into the world soon.
The Apophis has a new boytoy she shows affection to daily.
The Khepri took a liking to some dude who fell into the Khepri pits.
The Sphinx is sill alone and has sand in her vagina about it.
The the Pharaoh is going to be alone forever for being a terrible tsun and person.

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>>17953312
The trick is to get water resistant gloves. They stay dry even when submerged, so you can get a good grip.

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>>17953313
The Sphinx probably ditched the position to go find a cute boy.
They’re pretty much anti-Anubises. They slack off and leave their posts all the time very cat-like of them, I suppose.

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>>17953219
Tanukis are too high up.

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>>17953246
I wanna find a jaded CC Sea Bishop who’s pretty much given up on finding love of her own after marrying off so many couples and yet never finding a man who’s interested in her.
>during her service she’s nice, prim, and proper always being a standard for other Sea Bishops
>when she goes home she’s a chain smoking, wine drinking, tank top wearing couch potato with a penchant for romcoms

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>>17952366
Then there's cousin Darrell who's a gunslinger, he's the black sheep of the family since he's the only one who appreciates firearms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953334
>chain smoking
>underwater

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>>17953339

underwater MGs have special cigaretts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953338
> he won his waifu by playing out the Indiana Jones scene four times

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953339
>Hey if were underwater then how can you be smok-

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952884
Would you do this even if you're already in shape and can hold your own in a fight?

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>>17953034
>https://pastebin.com/jjtYAMfL
About fucking time gargoyle got some love. I'll give some proper constructive criticism when I'm back from the store. Keep up the good work!

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>>17953323
>Anubis and Sphinx got into arguments all the times when you still worked there
>Not a day went by that you didn't see the Anubis advisor getting so frustrated that she would punch the wall of her room in her underwear and muttering to herself in anger

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>>17953352
You mean the one where the guy comes at him with a sword while Indie just shoots him?

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>>17953379
Didn't he whip the sword out of their hand at one point?

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>>17953379
Yeah, that one.

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>>17953379
Reminder that some monster girls can cut boolets like your chinese cartoons. That would probably only work if you trick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953269
That sharkgirl has an Australian accent, I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

do you member?

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>>17953232
So is "tritonias are french" the new undying terrible threadcanon because I'm already sick of it

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>>17953423
Cat's an alcoholic, not a drugee.

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>>17953313
I'll love the Pharaoh.

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>>17953425
Yes, unfortunately.
The thread requires MGs to act like Pokemon for the most part.

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>>17953388
In the first film he does.

>>17953399
I've always thought that was stupid. Not to mention, you could potentially counter that.

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>>17953448
>I've always thought that was stupid.
I mean, so are guns in medieval fantasy land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953399
>Monstergirl cuts a bullet
>Gets peppered by the shrapnel

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17953456
Is bastet the god of all cats or a god who happens to be a cat?

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>>17953452
Except every medieval fantasy land is actually a Renaissance setting, except without gunpowder for some reason. It actually makes more sense for their to be early firearms than plate armour is just about every medieval fantasy world.

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>>17953455
>Cuts bullet
>Gets shot twice instead of once
You mean.

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>>17953190
Fair point, whatever the case, the point is Hellhounds are very protective, acting basically as guardians to their husbands and take the idea of protecting their husbands even beyond most monsters.

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>>17953465
Well, basically.

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>>17953448
It is stupid and will always be. It can look cool stupid though.

>>17953455
>>17953465
>Salamander crouching down in pain and grumbling after trying to look cool

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>>17953460
Yes.

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>>17953399
That's why you use birdshot

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>>17953456
Yeah I’ll take the Sphinx please.

>>17953462
Good thing it’s fantasy then.

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>>17953473
>>17953469
>Dragon swordsman cuts bullet
>Bullets ricochet off her hardened abs
>And fly straight into your knee caps
>You can't run
>And now she's undressing and walking over to you

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>>17953465
Bullets spin in flight, so they blow apart with quite a bit of lateral speed if they get cut in half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953508
> bleed to death during rape because bullet cut popliteal artery

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>>17953508
Joke's on her, I'm immune to bullets just like inferno cop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953515
It’s okay, mumbojumbo will make it better.
The healing power of sex.

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>>17953508
>Trying to rape you while you're bleeding out with shattered kneecaps
Shit monstergirl, she doesn't even have a modicum of concern for your well-being. I bet she'd just leave you there after she's done and go off to fuck someone other man.

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>>17953334
She sounds like a lazy, mean, stuffy, chubby old hag. In other words, pretty great and top tier. More girls that fit that archetype would be welcome. I hope you'd be able to make that old hag shocked and confused when you love her.

>>17953353
Do you think Underwater Monster Girls would be able to quote entire Spongebob episodes? I know I can.

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>>17953462
I wouldn't necessarily call Warhammer pre-Age of Smegmar a Renaissance setting unless you count the Dwarves and Empire.

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>>17953521
Maybe he shouldn’t have tried to shoot her.

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>>17953535
Maybe she shouldn't have tried to rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953540
Sorry, found guilty of being Single while Male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953543

Punishable by death in undead lands

[Anonymous No.]

all your monster waifus
have skeletons inside them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953556
Slime girls don't.

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>>17953550
Nah, they find the living utterly fascinating.
A living, single human man could bring you a fortune in Undead Kingdoms.

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>Anon has no choice but to use his gun against a monster to protect his virginity
>This happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR794_QBmug

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>>17953558
>>17953558

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>>17953565
Truly unfortunate. She’d be better off leaving the old thing behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953561
Indeed. It's probably a great crime to kill off a healthy young male in an Undead Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I told a skeleton girl that
BONESAW IS READEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953565
> human woman monsterizes into a slime and her skeleton falls out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953593
I assumed she was mourning over her dead lovers skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953593
Thats not her skeleton
Always remember to be careful when adventuring you don't want to break your waifus heart.

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>>17953561

How they have a heartbeat, how they breathe in and out and more are Undead find all these things.

Jiangshi pay particular attention to when they breathe, the act of inhaling and exhaling.

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>>17953593
It'd be weird when the skeleton reanimates as well. Fascinating how one body can make multiple monstergirls.

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>>17953607
And the warmth, especially the warmth.
It’s pretty much zombies’ favorite thing.
I wonder if Pharaohs are secretly cuddlesluts, especially on those cold desert nights.

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>>17953565
There is no need for her to be so sad, she still has more than enough of his useful bits left for a Lich to reanimate him.

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>>17953609
> Girl dies in Undead Kingdom
> Becomes a skeleton
> her skeleton bursts out of her body like a meat sleeping bag
> Spends three days just looking at it and thinking "That was me."

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>>17953610
>Deserts
>Cold

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>>17953622
Yes.

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>>17953622
At night, they can be.

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>>17953622
There's nothing to retain heat or absorb it, so deserts get extremely cold and extremely hot.

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>>17953610
>It’s pretty much zombies’ favorite thing.

they become super clingy if they manage to get their hands on you. even if they become wights they'll find time to indulge in your body heat privately

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>>17953625
>>17953628
Deserts are hot, by definition.

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>>17953622
the driest desert in the world in in Antarctica

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>>17953565
I hope thats her old skeleton

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>>17953622
You do realize that they can get cold during the winter and at nights?

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>>17953622
Funfact.
Deserts get really cold at night.

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>>17953607
> CC jiangshi who bought you from the Tanuki Slavers spends most of her time listenign to you breathe, hands on your chest to feel it expand, chirping at you in the dialect of a Mist Continent dynasty who has long since lost the Mandate of Heaven and was deposed.

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>>17953632
They are dry by definition.

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>>17953632
No, deserts are DRY by definition, el stupido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953643
That's wrong though.

[Anonymous No.]

Never mind, it’s just an ebin trole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953362
I look forward to reading it and putting it to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>Desert by day
>Salamanders partying with Anubi and Girtys
>Desert by night
>Yuki onna, Wendys, and Yeti suddenly appear from nowhere and party while the daytime folk try to sleep

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>>17953646
Took you this long to figure that out?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that monster girls become a little uneasy when they see a guy with a lot of cybernetic implants to the point where the guy is 75% machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953654
Gremlins wouldn't mind. They'd need little effort to upgrade your dick into the hydraulic model.

[Anonymous No.]

Are amazons a interesting monster by themselves or they need to have traits of other ones to be interesting?

Like,vampire amazon,elf amazon,manticore amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953232
What's the appeal? Slugs are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953662
have some motif inspired from a warrior culture could help,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953662
>rape succubi but missing a horn and wing

yeah.

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>>17953665
Regular ones are.
Tritonia almost make me feel bad for Giant Slugs in how damn hard they got one-upped. Tritonia are just plain better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953662
Interesting enough to me, I just don't mention them because the thread tends to ruin some species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953665
Probably just some dedicated shitposter trying to force his fetish on the thread, like usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953678
>tfw fave species is immune to shitposting
Not gonna name it obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953678
>some
A lot*

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>>17953686
Well yes, I was just trying to be polite

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora maid will do any freaky sex shit you want with a large amount of enthusiasm
>Still protests that sharing a bed for the night is improper relations between a master and his servant

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW there is a 50/50 chance your waifu was a male version of her species before the the DL took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953700
Nice try, but my waifu was a female-only species to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953700
The DL has been in power for quite a while, unless she's a Pharaoh you're probably getting a second of third generation monster if she's from a rare species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953698
Maybe kikimora are just predisposed to being abused or something.
Are they masochists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953709
What about long-lived species like dragons, vampires, or inari

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas is less than a month away anons! You are excited to spend it with your waifus, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953715
I was talking about those

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953641

>She doesn't have you do anything else. Not that you could understand anything she would tell you to do.
>Sometimes she enjoys just listening to your heartbeat.
>Her mansion shows signs of being very old but it been taken very well care of too.
>She takes good care of you but needs your help getting rid of her rigor mortis temporarily so she can do some more complicated day-to-day things for a time.

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>>17953563
>Protecting virginity...
Aren't guys supposed to, you know, WANT to get laid? Just about every coming of age movie tells us that. That should still apply to 2D land I hope.
So it seems to boil down to:
>I'm too chickenshit and don't deserve to be with a girl
>I want to be with the right girl but am too chickenshit to do anything.
>I'm too religious to be with girls.
How about throw all that bullshit out the window and just seize the day? CONFIDENCE, people. It goes a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953727
No monstergirl wants used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953633
There's also a huge area of sand dunes in Northwest Alaska. Maybe there's some Arctic Sandworms that live there. They'd be blue instead of pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953700
Not really my waifu's grandmother was the only one that had that chance. She had my mother-in-law a long time before the dl took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953727
If it was an unwanted monster girl then I can see it happening. I'd beat the shit out of a mosquito or beelze that wanted to rape me anyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953731
Unicorns are the only ones that care, virginity isn't valued in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

How big do you like your dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953744
Nice try, but no one is interested in sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953744
I value virginity.
But I don't want to have sex with horsepussy.
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953747
bout 10ft, red, massive wingspan and fangs that make vampires blush with embarrasment

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953747
>Chromie gets beaten by fertility dragon
I want my fertility dragon to be about 8 feet or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953747
My dragon is around 6', she has a long tail and her horns are actually asymmetrical if you look close enough. Teasing her about that and the fact she is younger than me are her weakpoints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953750
>But I don't want to have sex with horsepussy.
dont knock it till you rock it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953769
>Horsefuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953773
>Fucking a centaur is the same as fucking a horse
So fucking a Lamia is the same as fucking a snake.
As with Dragons.
And Salamanders
And Werewolves
And Kobolds
And Arachne
etc

You're not even fucking something that's human, so it's bestiality to begin with anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953778
I guess the issue is you can't actually do those things irl cept a horse , so theres no disconnect with centuars

[Anonymous No.]

Big buff muscle chuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953781
You can fuck dogs and wolves though.
If you're ballsy you can even do a dolphin or a lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953785
only orally and in canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953778
Looks like I hit a nerve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953731
>>17953744
>Trying to invert the Master Key vs Shitty Lock analogy.
Role reversal was a mistake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953790
I meant to include >>17953748

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953790
I wouldn't trust anyone with a master key. He's gonna come into my house and steal my shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Steve betrays your team for the last time and you're forced to fight him to the death
>Settle down with a Kitsune
>Centuries go by, still look like you're in your 20s
>Get carded by Steve's great great great great great great great great great great grandson every single time despite you knowing he remembers you
>Steve gets the last laugh from beyond the grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953806
Yeah, that seems like something that I'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953801
Buy a weapon and git gud, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953801
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure he wouldn't do that to my lock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953769
not him but I wanna fug a tomboy centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953256
Wh-why is squatting since lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953778
Imagine being this insecure.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a clear pic of the new Red Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953826
>>17953789
>Point out it's pointless to worry about bestiality since you're already fucking things that aren't humans
>Muh insecurity
>Muh hit a nerve
Shouldn't have bit your shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953829
>claims fucking a literal horsepussy is the same as fucking human pussy
>accuses others of shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

WHERES THE WORLD GUIDE KC
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE WORLD GUIDES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953832
>Human pussy
>When it's connected to an Anubis
>Genetically not human
>Or a Kraken
>Genetically not human
>Or a Pharaoh
>Which is necrophilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953700
My personal theory is that male monsters became Incubi instead.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953833
KC promises a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953844
Oh wow, look at those mental gymnastics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953769
Go back to >>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953769
Nightmare is top tier.
>>17953833
Comiket isn't till the end of next month.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the best news anchor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953861

Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

No monstergirl can beat this body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953873
Sure they can anon, they just need to tie her up real good and use a whip or a riding crop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953873
True, she looks like a model and I'd definitely have some porn mags of her before my waifu met me and burned them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953861
I'd imagine they get men to do it so the more possessive types don't have to worry about husband staring at someone else, thus maximizing viewership and profits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953865
>Dormouse is asleep during her news broadcast
>Still the most beoved person due to being cute and not spewing lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953847
>"Don't open your christmas gift early gazer-chan."
>"I'm only gonna LOOK at it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953882
I can't even imagine what the porn industry would be like with mgs around, at least as far as lewd literature and photoshoots go

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953908
Take JAV and reverse it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953908
I used to love mofu and dog girls, fapped to them all the time and i'd definitely have some lewd magazines about them laying around. My wife is a dragon and I wouldn't need them anymore, but she'd definitely make a nice campfire with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953919
How do you think your wife would react if she found out you'd been masturbating to porn involving dragons who looked almost completely identical to her?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate my Dark Elf maid. I want to watch her try to go about her duties with that big pregnant belly, momentarily having to stop because she felt the baby kick.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster fits the "Ancient evil" trope the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953924
I would lay with her on the couch and give her rubs!

and a filling up session or two before sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
honey bee

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953923
She'd become extra haughty, slapping the magazines away with her tail and getting closer and closer, with those slit pupils focusing pretty much on my soul. Her breath would be hot and her tail would be swinging from side to side as she pins me down. I don't need those when I have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
A litch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
>tfw no ancient evil arch-flayer mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953908
>Ywn look through all the specific fetish focused porn mags available in mge land

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953937
>A Lich with a phantom itch that just won't go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953923
go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
Dracolich

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953924
I want to give my Dark Elf maid a bunch of weird potions so she has to do her duties with an overly large bust, overly fat ass, and extra wide hips.

Going to reward her for a job well done with some ear rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
>ywn buy the long running foot focused magazine in bulk, not trying to hide your purchase from anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953946
What about if you start to avoid having sex with your waifu in favour of masturbating to pictures of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
>HELLO I WOULD LIKE A COPY OF MOFU MONTHLY PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953960
I can't wait for the dark elf feet addition

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
>Jormungandr Wurm
>The biggest Wurm the world has ever seen
>Fortunately for us she's sleeping with her tail in her mouth all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
Who even buys porn magazines these days? You have an entire internet full of every fetish imaginable that you can access for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
What's the Pharaoh feitish magazine called? Er...it's for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953970
>He isn't still hiding his porn in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
>I'l take a copy of CowGirls Monthly please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953972
Just buy the desert one. Pharaohs are always in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953975
I still do that, it's just on a hard drive now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953972
I'm pretty sure Shirohebis would burn any magazine with orther girls in it. Unless it only has her in there.

Are Pharaohs like that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953980
Oh good, my friend will be very pleased.
>>17953983
That's very possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953964
That one comes with sample patches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953964
>The biggest softest tails you've ever seen or your money back.
>Hot tips for grooming to keep them soft enough to sleep on
>Special humidity frizzy edition
>>17953970
I reason that it'd be easiest for the mgs to do, since it basically doubles as an advertisement and as old models get married, some of them are just gonna stop, meaning constant cycles of models. Plus it's a weeb thing, porn mags are big over there.
>>17953972
Either something fancy and elegent like regal appreciation or a short one word lewd thing like kneel
>>17953967
I was originally going to say it was just 'elf feet' the magazine actually but I figured it'd grow beyond that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953970
Some come with extras, like >>17953989

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953991
hooves and talons special addition

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953983
Probably not, only scaled girls like snakes and dragons are going to burn them, see that anon above.
Pharaohs might just hide them and check your fetishes out later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
I have a feeling the porn mags would be 90% personal ads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
What ever has Liches in it would be fun.
>Potions monthly
>It's kinda like a science magazine but only that it's all lewd and has a lot of pictures
I would buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953991
>short one word lewd thing like kneel
Fuck that's perfect. A Pharaoh wouldn't need to even use her royal power to get me to kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954001
Potions would be just a catalog, what you're looking for is experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953999
>Buy a mag of Loli weekly
>Somehow a handful of childish crayon drawings are thrown in alongside a few dozen 'tasteful nudes'
>Bunch of them read 'Me <3 Anon'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953999
There’s a reason there’s next to no repeats of the featured girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil vampire when? basically genderswap Abridged Alucard

[Anonymous No.]

You're also forgetting there would be tons of male magazines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954007
After that one Lilim fanfiction by that dude on FFnet I'd say
Fucking HELL NO.

[Anonymous No.]

What porn mag would your favorite species be subscribed to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953998
It's more likely if she caught Anon looking at a rival Pharaoh. She'd definitely use her god voice to make him burn it.

Also she'd rape some sense to him for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954008
Yeah, but you don’t have to read those.
Unless you’re thinking of being a “star?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954010
Isn't that highly dependent on personal preference?

[Anonymous No.]

What if your monstergrill waifu used a potion to turn you into a super girly trap and made you wear cute dresses before raping you and mocking your girlish appearance because that's her kink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954014
Come on anon
you're telling me a single salamander doesn't have magazines full of buff men in bikini armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954003
>"How big a dick can a fairy take?"
>"What is the perfect size for a harem?"
>"Things you can learn from the average succubus"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954008
There definitely would, but talking about those is gay unless you're an alp.

>>17954010
Goes from WeakPrince to S'layed: knight edition.

>>17954011
If it was like that every magazine would be burned, even undines would be burning them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954009
now i am curious,i wanna kill time and brain cells

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954022
Maybe she prefers lanky DEX builds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953700
>TFW there is very little cursed sword content

Post waifu sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954026
Search for MGE stories on FFnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953995
I think there would probably be separate mags for inhuman feet and normal ones with like five toes and so on. At least I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954033
You’re more likely to find the oddball ones in magazines concerning that specific species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953700
I remembered a greentext here about being imprisoned by Demons on the very day the current DL takes over.

It involves all the guards suddenly turning into the current form and tries to make the imprisoned Anon sign their contracts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954020
I feel like this is a loaded question

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954045
She's NOT pegging you. She just has a fetish for traps and riding their dicks while belittling them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954020
I'd probably end up cumming anyway but deep down I'd hate it. Later she'd find videos of me fucking her sister on our bed as a punishment. Monster girls don't really care about that sort of stuff too much so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954031
the one that says shitlord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
Just what am I looking at here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954051
The one with the description mentioning Abridged Alucard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954025
>but talking about those is gay unless you're an alp
>he isn't getting paíd by tanukis to appear in one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954056
Appearing in one is okay, but talking about which ones are the best is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954010
Voyeur Monthly. Other then the pictures there would be articles on how to learn more about your target and how to get a glimpse of his skin even when the cold weather means he has to cover up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953700
Why are you assuming monsters have genders? A few aside most of them should be just killing machine caring for nothing but destruction like Orks in 40k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954010
>Cursed Sword
>Isn't even subscribed to porn magazines, she just uses weapon related magazines
Truly the most /k/ waifu possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954056
Only a fool would accept an offer like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954087
Because in MGE it's a fact that a handful of monsters fell in love with humans before it was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17947574

OK

[Anonymous No.]

>Rare Lilim edition of a porn mag releases
>No boys went to school that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954030
They got their gimmick stolen by redcaps, shame because I love the whole edgy look they have going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
Having a shoggoth edit all the women in a magazine with versions of herself would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954099
Who cares about lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953850
>>17953844
you fuckers know that MGE centaurs have two pussies exactly IN ORDER TO AVOID THIS SHiTTY DRAMA RIGHT? Fuck the "human" pussy if you want and fuck the "horse" pussy if you want, God dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954090
You get easy money and maybe some fans, depending if you're doing shots only once or múltiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954104
>Me
>Me
>Also me
>Me again~
>Quit reading this and come to bed master

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
Redcap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954109
>100% male attendance at school that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954110
If you were actually paying attention, you'd know that the argument was specifically about horsepussy and not frontgina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954094
Yeah, canonically vampires and succubi, that's why I said setting a few aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954100
>>17954030
HARBLADOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT FINISH THE STORY

[Anonymous No.]

So, aside from tanukis and dragons, what other girls make good office ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954094
Back the Succubi would rape men to death in one go. Then some Succubi thought it's better to keep him alive but locked up in cells. Not sure if that counts as falling in love.

Those prisons then become love hotels by the time the current DL takes over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954140
Demons and cats

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>>17954136
I swear to god that chaosfucker better be alive. It probably didn't help that he kept getting caught in range bans but I loved his work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954145
Any specific form of cat or just a blanket on all of them?

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>>17954111
Most Tanukis don'r even have magazines. They just take up photography as a hobby so they can build personal collections and take advantage of men who aren't aware of the scam. "Desperate Debt Sluts" and "Young Shags with Old Hags" aren't real magazines.

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>>17954152
pretty much any cat, Cheshire, jinko, nekomata

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954140
>dragons
>good at anything involving being subordinate to someone.
I feel like there's some sort of mistake here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954140
Anubis and Demons

Maybe Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954140
Kimimoras

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>>17954142
Nah there's a bit where KC mentions that some small amount of monsters had legit gone and fallen in love with humans before the DL came and shook things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
Is the new issue of Sabbath Scout Monthly out yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954161
Why do I imagine a Cheshire acting like that crazy bitch from archer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954160
But she's the head of some department though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954140
Yeti in HR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954131
and i'm saying that the existence of frontgina makes the whole discussion pointless, specially since "horsepussy" is the same of frontgina on the back..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954153
>”Young Shags with Old Hags"
I don’t care if it’s real or not, I’d sign up for interviews in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954153
They sound like good magazine names for me. They would sell like crazy in certain monster groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953942
>Scale monthly buyers usually go missing soon after
I will have no regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954140
>Automatons
>Gremlins
>Anubis
>Pharoah
>Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954180
>Now now, calm down and give me a hug while we discuss the recent 'physical violation' with miss manty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954178
Yeah and then she would proceed to "steal" her subordinates form the parent company and then she would create a company of her own, dominating the market and bankrupting the company that once employed her.
Any self respecting business man would never hire a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954148
I did too. Stranger things have happened, as well. Some dead writefags are coming back, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953034
Fuck off Shoggocks. Memes aside, that was pretty nice, glad to see you writing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954153
>Tfw kind of have a thing for being bribed/extorted into doing lewd things
>Typically imagine it with regal looking girls, tanukis don't click with me for some reason
Life is pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954275
Just imagine being played out at a desert casino. The Pharaoh owner would definitely come up with ways to repay your debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
Depends on your upbringing, I guess.

Apophis would be the way to go for egyptians

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953925
>an ancient evil has awoken because you arent in bed with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954109
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954275
You mean something like a Wight plying you with promises of payment, liquor, and sweet nothings into your ear to make you do all she things she wants? Or an Apophis forcing you to be her slave so she leaves your town alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954258
I'm glad you liked it. Even if you did meme at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>depressed guys tries to suicide by succubus under an erroneous belief thats what they do
would she play along or would the situation be way too depressing for her to get into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954339
Given that suicide by Succubus would be ejaculating his life force into her pussy until he's a corpse she'd probably play along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954339
>suicide by succubus
I wish that was a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954339

>she plays along.
>Anon is disappointed when he isn't dead by the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954350
She'd rape him until he passes out. She'd also do anything to make him feel good and hopefully get addicted to her and be her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954353
This is pretty close.
https://pastebin.com/nPnGE8kt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954366
I mean like irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954354
>>17954358
>Succubus plays along, humps Anon absolutely ragged. We're talking full cowgirl, heart pupils and all-night-fuckathon tier Succubus sex.
>By the time she's done with him he passes out.
>Wakes up, not knowing where he is, or who he is, if only momentarily. All he knows is that he feels better than he has in months, even happy.
>The Succubus is humming in his kitchen, back turned to him. She's wearing-- and I shit you not-- a naked apron.
>Her ears give a small wiggle as she hears him approaching, a mountain of food on the plate.
"Ara~! Round five will have to wait. After all... You can't make babies on an empty stomach, Darling!~"

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>>17954350
Thank goodness MGE Succubi aren't like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954382
but were they like that before the current DL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954382
I hate to admit that ManyEyedHydra is a guilty pleasure of mine if only because I'm a massive masochist at heart. I'd totally wife Nyte if she wasn't a Hellraiser tier edgelord bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

How much of the law would be changed if monster girls integrated into society?
>"All rise for the honorable Judge Judemon."
>"Mr. Faceless Oldman, you are charged with trying to steal another man's wife through rape. The court finds you guilty on all counts. As you did not make it far enough for actual insertion, I shall spare you the mandatory death penalty and instead sentence you to Hades Rock Maximum Security prison to be guarded by hellhounds for the rest of your rotten life with the rest of the scum there. Court is adjorned."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954406
How would a faceless person go about of gaining/regaining a face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954373
I can just picture her now, happily swaying her hips as she cooks, her tail wagging back and forth. Gonna grab that tail and stroke it until her legs give out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954414
take it from someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954414
By getting his shit together and being a decent person

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953747
Average height, with plenty of curves and a soft lil belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954429
Average for a dragon or average for a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954387
Literally the same execpt the males were bishie
now there are no males
succubi are not a very good species desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954373

>He asks if he's dead
>"Of course not silly! Now hurry and eat up!"
>His food is delicious and nutritious and also full of aphrodisiacs.
>They have sex again after breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954434
Are you a braindead faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954442
>"Of course not silly! Now hurry and eat up!"
It's time, he can't miss it! All he needs to say is "No, I guess I am because this is heave"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954443
They are cosplay tier you can't defend this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954455
I dont think ive seen a good succubus cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954455
>>17954456
It's always once in a blue moon that retards like you shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954460
>The weight of the breasts
>That stomach
>Those hips
KC knows how to rev my engine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954460
I prefer the wing placement higher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954460
>>17954456
Cosplay was the wrong word
they are vanilla
the most vanilla monster possible
they're basic and virtually unchanged from pre-Dl since succubi are just fery attractive humans with horns tail and back or lower back wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954476
Newfags like you are very easy to identify based on the shit you complain about and the way you type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954433
I'm not fussed really, as long as I get my meaty dragon I'm good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954474
MGE Succubi's wings are placed where they are because they assist the Succubus in riding their husbands dick more efficiently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954476
Bullshit. Before KC released that Succubus guidebook I could see how people might think Succubus are boring, but now it's pretty well recognized that they're actually high-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954497
ok, so whats more is there to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954502
Well, they like to suck dick, which is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954502
Why don't you fucking read the translated sections of the guidebook and find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954478
Succubi just never did it for me
their contracts are the really the only interesting thing about them, kunochi and amazons atleast have some additional personality traits to make them unique, i guess some people just like vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954502
>>17954510

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people that want newfags to be treated kindly

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, thread. I'm writing a story about a group doing some tabletop shenanigans. What class would you want to see a jiangshi be? For story purposes, it can't be anything tanky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954558
Rogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954558
Bard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954558
Dancer

[Anonymous No.]

>Succubi are boring
Man, Beast's succubus story really hits home about how we take those girls for granted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954558
Acrobat.
Circus Performer.
Clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954586
That's to say nothing of how much personality Latenight gives them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954586
Yeah and not a single one would go for any of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954599
>Defeatist newfag has not been here around the time the general consensus turned into us being high-priority targets for MGs by pure virtue of us liking MGs almost religiously compared to every other normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954558
Assassin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954586
how so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954605
He's probably from /r9k/ or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954609
Look it up yourself, newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954599
That's girls in general, the specifics of being a succubus or monstergirl has nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954614
You should realize by now that these posters are just looking to start a pity party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954605
>newfag
The fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954586
they are ok if you just want sex waifu. I want a power waifu so succubi aren't for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954605
I dont think the avarage person would be into monstergirls if they crossed over

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954558
Monk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954637
I don't think monstergirls care about if you like them or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954637
If she decides you're the one, she'd do anything to make you fall for her.

Or just outright rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954640
They like to be liked, but your resistance only makes them harder.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Lilim react to being captured and used as a battery for something to destroy monsters by the Order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954684
Violently, and with dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954684
Nothing a prudish Order torturer comes up with would be even half as kinky as the kind of things a Lilim would be able to think up. Either she'll just laugh at them or be bored and give them tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954704
>ties lillim up
>just leaves her there as he goes and plays videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

Do different monster girls express their love for their husband differently? How does your waifu express her love to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954716
bitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954637
The average person has trash taste then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954715
That's not torture, that's just boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954704
P L U M P T A I L

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954716
By locking me in a world with just her by using her wings and wrapping her tail around my leg or waist, rubbing her hands all over my body and nuzzling my face, giving some kisses saying that I'm her treasure. This is normally followed by sex in lotus and sometimes extra lewd if she's feeling kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954716
Violent sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dropping bomb noise intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954716
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954771
Kamaitachi?
They got art? GOOD art?
I’ll be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954771
Cute and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954771
So do wind weasels take turns or is sex always a package deal with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954819
If you’re gonna have a go at one, the others aren’t about to wait.
You’re in for all three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954794
Those are sluts from Kemono Friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954843
I’d still fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954839
What if I promise that each one gets a turn? Surely they'd be willing to wait so they could appreciate the 1-on-1 attention and time to indulge in their personal fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954819
Kamaitachi seem like the kind of girls who'd be into gangbanging their husband.
To clarify, one would ride your dick while the others molest your ears and grind against your arms.
It'd probably feel even more like you're being violated when they rape you for the first time since they basically cover you in wounds and then give you their "special medicine".
Just imagine three Kamaitachi sneering down at you as your dick grows rock hard and one of them starts slowly lowering her hips towards it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954862
That's a good way to get your legs forcefully spread open so one can rape you while the others tease and taunt you while grinding against you and waiting for their turn to ride.
Hope you enjoy ASMR anon, because your ears are gonna get teased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954867
You know what would be fun, drinking two doppel potions so you can fuck all three of them at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954862
Something like >>17954872
You might be able to get them to take turns, but there’s no IOUs allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954878
That’s saved for anniversary night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954878
For every doppel potion you drink they'll drink two.
You are not allowed to match their numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954890
Not if I hide their potions. I have the high ground.

>>17954888
Nah, that would be done at least 2 times a month or more regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954872
As a matter of fact, anon...
>Take one kama on the bed to ravish
>The other two float around you, smiling lewdly
>They whisper in your ear about how nice it must feel inside their sister
>Telling you her every weakness, urging you to explore her body
>They know you can't resist, and each sultry whisper just gets you harder
>Then they begin to tease your ears as they play with themselves
>Telling you about all the perverted things they'll make you do when it's their turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954728
Chinese water torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954728
>That's not torture, that's just boring
>Boredom isn't torture when also secluded to a room with the only guy supposed to be in charge of the torture fucking off
Solitary confinement is living hell, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954927
What if she has a fetish for denial-play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954930
Then she'd get off to the denial and be driven mad with lust instead of boredom. The next dude to walk in on the next shift may find her in a puddle of her own love juices and grinding against the floor begging for release

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954930
Wouldn't denial play require the person to actively deny something the target wants, rather than just apathetically leaving and forget about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954927
A lilim could appreciate neglect play. Such a powerful being being ignored like gutter trash might awaken something deep within them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954937
Ever watch Gintama?
They can get off to you being apathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954930
>>17954939
to be honest, I just wanted to play video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954206

What if the dragon always had a crush on you and got herself hired in your company as your right hand woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954930
>>17954939
>>17954947
>Locks up the lilim
>Goes to play video games with another lilim
>The first one is none the wiser

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954947
>>17954952
I'm imagining anon failing to concentrate on playing video games because the Lilim prisoner in the next room is masturbating too loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954952
Though the Lilim is in chains anon is really the one who's in a bind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954586
They're one of my favorites actually, mostly because I like monsters with the normal.human body type, and they'd jump for weird stuff like asking if they could step on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never ever be aggressively protected by a big, thick Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954972

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954753

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954993
I can't believe Sandy is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954634
>sex waifu
>power waifu
What are the definitions for those? Can she be both at the same time? Does a powerful monster race count as power waifu even if she's submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955001
>Sandy
>Dead
She's a Golem, anon. She's perfectly fine.
She's more durable than a Wurm egg.

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>>17955004
>Can she be both at the same time?
Gee I wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955010
I want to be the guy who makes dakis for lonely monsters.
Joe Shmoe's Screenprinting, frequented by CCs, stinky NEETs, unwanted girls, and, just on occasion, surprising visitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955010
Consider the following: Deruella is likely to stalk the boy she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955004
Your waifu can be anything you want as long as you believe in her, but they need to start with something, be it muscles, smarts or sexyness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955010
I want to try and bully Druella

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>>17955041
The only way to bully Druella is to call her cute!

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>>17955052
Tread lightly, anon. She may not be able to control herself in the face of such affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955057
What a S L U T

[Anonymous No.]

Non canon Druella is such a garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955041
>>17955052
The best way to bully Druella is to get her to fall for you, a totally normal dude.
>Druella opens the portals to get a husband since she focused so much on conquest she missed her chances.
>For the first few weeks she's isolated from her world, lost in a new world with no magic.
>She meets some random guy who takes her in and gives her a place to live.
>Over time she finds that her fantasies have shifted to this homestay instead of a generic hero in her mind.
>The portals are fully opened when she gives in to her desires and has a long night of rough passionate sex with him.
>Tongue kissing and hand holding is involved.
>When her family comes through and finds her, they're surprised her husband looks so plain and are even more surprised that he can make her practically melt with a kiss to the cheek.

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>>17955065
Honestly what thread memes are NOT garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955064
Shouldn't have called her cute if you didn't want to be raped in an alley. You knew what you were getting into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955065
>>17955071
Oh boy, it's the no-fun patrol again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955071
Wurms putting their eggs everywhere, and hatching like those little Gozillas from that one movie whenever you open a tub of ice cream.

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>>17955074
>When anon felt a dull crackling sensation as Demonic Energy started flowing from Druella he became worried.
>When he turned his head and saw the only exit sealed off by opaque purple energy he became frightened.
>When he turned his head back and was met with her Kabedonning him so hard that her hand cracked the wall behind him, her breasts exposed and her breathing heavy and perverted he knew he had fucked up.
>He was also turned on as hell but that's besides the point.

[Anonymous No.]

Post waifu swords

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>>17955076
You just made that second one up, didn’t you.

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>>17955066
>a totally normal dude
>they're surprised her husband looks so plain
Didn't Losenis write something like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955093
>nobodies drawn Cursed Swords based off of different types of blades
There's so much room for the imagination to flourish, just like any other MGE species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955094
We;ve had a giggle over it before.
Were you not here then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955105
I remember the hiding eggs, but not the hatching oddity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955098
Yeah.
It was based on an idea I suggested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955082
Pants around ankles, hands on her ass, face in her tits. I'm burying myself in her both figuratively and literally until she's overflowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955100

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955100
Imagination's dead, Jim.
I wouldn't mind a cursed sword variant of Nikkou though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955071
I like the desperate, husband craving sea bishop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955117
That's the exact same girl from the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955123
I forgot I started a reply to you in that post and just never deleted your post number from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17952153
But that's too hard, I want my writefags to soonfeed me and namefag all day.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else aside from me gonna be posting cursed swords?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955100
If you want more variants, you're welcome to commission/request them yourself.
Some people just like the design given in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955134
>>17955139
I don't want an imagedump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955144
Well thankfully for you that's all I have.
>TFW one of your favorite monster girls has almost no art

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954096
I heard you like hairy women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955146
Hey man, you just have to commission more art of her like any self-respecting waifufag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955146
Your girl got a whole anime, comic series, and books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955143
Is that Sonic the Hedgehog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955117
Is cursed sword and cursed armor the most kino wives combination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955151
Witchblades are substantially different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955153
Jump off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955160
Same concept and aesthetic, though in practice more like a Slime Carrier I'll admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955159
I'd only like it if the Living Armor takes on an edgier look after hanging around a Cursed Sword for a while. Something like pic-related to degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955167
Kind of disappointed MGE cursed swords are parasites instead of entitys trapped in weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955159
They are a pretty great combo, few others rival them. Only other power couples like Blue and Red Oni, Devil and Hour, and Dark mage and witch could match them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955173
Oh, and of course Alices and Living dolls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955169
I find the spiky pincushion scales Cursed Swords bring with them visually and aesthetically unappealing, so I hope most swords have smoother looking ways of presenting their hosts corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

"Wurm here, I've infiltrated the facility!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955149
This is true. It’s been that way for quite awhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
What a dumb broad.
Please draw more Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
Does she know she's there for intel and not their cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
Sneaky sneaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
Wurm-chan makes the impossible, possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
Can you draw a Wurm placing her eggs in places really Sneakily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955194
Somehow Kejourou snuck into my top ten.
I'll never understand why, but I sure as hell ain't saying no.

Good Taste, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955210
It must be the hair.

The lovely, sensual hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955114
You'd better be ready for rough snu snu that ends with you waking up hours later in a plush bed being used like a Daki.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are jinkos so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955213
I want her to wrap her hair around the base of my dick and suck me dry with her crimson lips!
I want to sniff her fragrant hair while I help brush it!
I want her to restrain me with her hair while she rides me like horse!
I want to dye her hair white with my semen!

And now I have a hair fetish... Damn kink fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955232
I'd like them more if it weren't for the whole walking muscle wall thing. I like my girls soft and plush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955219
>Vigorous, borderline violent fucking with a sex demon demi-goddess, followed by cuddling back at her opulent manor
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955237
How can they protect you if they aren't ripped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955232
That's a futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955237
To be fair, baseline entry Jinkos are more toned than outright /fit/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955244
Not in this pic.
i don't see anyone complain when THAT cheshire gets posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955143
Wolf Burger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955242
They don't need to be ripped to protect me.
Because, I'm the one doing the protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

Is latenite a jap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955271
He's a leaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955271
He knows Jap, that's for certain.

[Anonymous No.]

Post Office Monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955242
Why exactly do I need protecting? What are they even protecting me from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955282
Yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955283
They don't need muscles for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191

Age hasn't slowed her down one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955239
Remember, someone's going to have to go make pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955263
Remember, Lapcat is for love.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955334

pajeet cat is fucking on one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955338
That she is, although I'd prefer a big, fat, cuddle cat to come home to and do some cuddling as we go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955332
Assuming we want to actually eat, it'd be me. Deru would probably serve herself up with various fruits & pancake toppings if she were in charge. This way I get to eat and there's only a slight chance of this happening..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955271
I always thought he was Taiwanese or something until it turned out that he's a canuck like Nav.

[Anonymous No.]

Ninja's are nice
I would want to meet a kunoichi thats wearing normal clothes but still has her mask

[Anonymous No.]

If a doppelganger drinks a doppel potion then that doppelganger transforms into a man and has sex with the first doppelganger, is it straight, gay, masturbation, incest or selfcest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955374
Selfcest obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that playing the old, Donkey Kong Country cartoon show's songs at full blast is a good way to irritate that Kakuen cop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955384
Well, what's she gonna do? arrest me?

[Anonymous No.]

Metal Slime when?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what they say about girls with long necks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955386
Yes.
For a noise disturbance.

And when that kakuen has you pinned to the ground, you gotta whisper Banana Slamma so quiet that only she can hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
This is just a drawing of some guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953647
Well I'm really sorry, it turned out I had to catch my plane and I had almost no time to read your story until way later than I anticipated. Still, I enjoyed it very much, you did a great job setting the scenes and each setting felt very real to my senses. I was initially very confused as to whether our protagonist had purposefully stumbled across our gargoyle, and if he actually remembered her. I'm not sure if he actually tried to run away, or was even aware of her presence, but that might be because I was reading this on the flight and not as closely as I could have. I definitely liked the polishing scene, but I felt like you could have gone into more detail at his surprise about her being made from marble. I dunno if it's just me here, but I feel like a drunken man might be a little more fascinated, or at least I wanted him to be. There was a little too much quipping for my tastes. I feel like often they ruin a serious mood. It doesn't feel like a very real way for characters to interact. Certain characters might do that, but they also might behave in an entirely different way, acting more playful than predatorial. Gemma felt more like the type that would act first and talk second, so this was particularly jarring.
Or maybe I'm full of shit and am trying to sound more sophisticated than I am. Either way, I absolutely loved it. Keep up the good work friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955345
I wanna marry a Hotdog. The honeymoon would be grand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955354
Why do I want to bring Druella to an oceanside pier fireworks display at night with sparklers and some icecream.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of "farmers only" type websites would spring up for monster girls to find their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955439
Plenty of kinds anon, muscle slut ones, onee-san and loli ones, even ones for people who plan to dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955450
>even ones for people who plan to dick the daughteru.
Oh my heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955431
Becaue it's nice to imagine that, beneath all the pleasure runes and desire for endless dickings, she's a bit of a sweetheart who just want to do normal, 'lovey-dovey' romantic stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955450
>websites where men can sign up to have anonymous sexua lencounters with little girls
Half of these would be bait but instead of Hansen and cops, it would be your big sister and members of the local onee sabbath chapter trying to "re-educate" you in the wonders of big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955474
You, on the spot, claim the best trio of Onee-sabbath monsters right now!
Times up the answer was Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955485
>Karekn is in my top 3
I demand a prize for being preemptively correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955485
>>17955491
>>17955473
>Kraken and Lillim are my top 3
>tfw naive romantic

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the Kraken Kuddle Klub is always accepting new members!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955491
>>17955495
>Kraken overhears you saying that Krakens are so pretty and that you think they're beautiful
>ItBegins.jpg
>That night as you're laying in bed you hear something very heavy slump in through the window
>The lights are all out so you can't see, but you peek over the covers to find out who your intruder is, hoping your eyes will adjust
>Only they don't adjust- the blackness of the space around you is impenetrable, unnaturally so
>A Shoggoth? A Nightmare? A-
>Suddenly a woman who can only be described as gorgeous flashes into vision, seemingly penetrating the inky darkness like it were liquid
>Her body is pale white and with little areas of bio-luminescence that make her stand out
>She's got a warm, loving, protective- and yet, you notice, slightly anticipatory and apprehensive smile on her face
>You feel an appendage creep behind your head, and then another around your arms, and then more and more slowly wrapping themselves around you, holding you in place as she brings her full body in closer and you see what she truly is
>"A Kra-"
>She silences you with a finger to your lips, biting her lip and smiling with a slight turn of her shoulder, reaching back and fiddling with her bra as she looks you up and down
>With the bra off, she leans back, bare body on full display, and rests on her hands, breasts lovely and full hanging off of her chest, again all framed with her body being the only thing visible in this murky dark
>She sees you not moving and giggles, bringing one of her hands up to her lips to blow you a kiss- a kiss that actually floats out in the shape of an inky heart, floating through the air until it lands against your forehead
>At the moment it does, you feel all the tentacles grasping you move, and find yourself suddenly pulled forward, lurched at a fast speed towards her but then immediately stopped when your face goes full into her breasts
>She gasps playfully and looks at you like you were the one who suggested such a movement, but then strokes your hair and looks down lovingly, her tentacles now writhing and massaging your body as your cheeks brush against her breasts
>You feel yourself being pulled tighter and tighter in with the massage and your arms, as you also notice your pants being unbuttoned and the feeling of touch on your manhood
>The Kraken smiles as she starts to do what she came to do, and you mentally prepare for a long, sensual night

[Anonymous No.]

Drinking with a Kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955234

I don't think anyone could blame you.

I want to be slowly coiled up in her hair until I resemble little more than a sleek, midnight cocoon, with her watching the entire process happen, especially enjoying how I eventually end up writhing in ecstasy. And then after that I'd become her daki in bed; leg-locked and my head snugly put between her breasts. Perfect.

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>>17955512
I think Krakens tick that box of being horrifyingly powerful yet only want to use said power for cuddling and gentle sex. Kinda like an effect one might expect with musclegirls, only without the muscles and instead soft onee-san bodies.
Just knowing you're powerless to resist but that she would also never hurt you and in fact wants to keep you safe in her ship-crushing appendages is good feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955531
My favorite non-KC monstergirl material right here.
Krakens are my number one and I would love being a shota husband of one just like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955531
The Liquor looks like semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no snuggly little Kobold waifu to relax and cuddle in bed with at bedtime
I want the suffering to end anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955538
You're just obsessed with dicks so you see them everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give SCP-686 to a Holst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955556
I do enjoy monsters struggles with their inner demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955556
Welp, now I need another re-read.
Kraken is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955556
I should write about a Kraken one day. They seem nice and affectionate without compromising their obvious dominance over man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955545
Oh hi KDF, what's new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955439
>Look for your match maid in heaven today!
>MaidMatch.com
>From Nureonagos to Kikimoras to Automations all species wanting to please their masters are welcome to join.
>Men, don't keep her waiting, sign up today.
>"Now you too can say, I got my match maid! At MaidMatch.com"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955598
She will keep you happy, she will keep you loved and comfortable- she just won't let you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955556
That kraken is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17953732
Post photographic evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955622

I wonder if you would get bombared with a multitude of ads if you were single but as soon as you got married all your internet browsing would have virtually no ads at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955642
The arms race between ad blockers and succuviruses would be astounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955531
Cooking with Ushi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955621
Not much anon. I came home yesterday from a 5 day comfy family vacation at the beach. I couldn't stop thinking about my waifu and daughteru though, It is a really bad time not being able to share happy things like that with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955642
Imagine what would happen if Ratasokrs had the power of Google Ads or Facebook cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955622
I would like to purchase a Cat Maid, with extra tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955651
You mean they don't? Ratatoskr can run along the Yggdrassil freely, and what is Yggdrassil but the internet connecting the nine realms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955642
>all your internet browsing would have virtually no ads at all.
I highly doubt that anon, they'd just switch to marketing very specifically to you and your waifu's fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955657
Anon, this is a dating site, not a service rental. That being said, you already have multiple interested girls messages filling your inbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955662
That's true. It probably wouldn't be nearly as many ads as when you were single though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955248
Nah, they are really toned. As should be, look at her arms, they are massive, they are bigger than the Minotaur's and she isn't even flexing, if you took away all that fur she would look very ripped. Her abs are just less toned than the baseline Minotaur but her arms are legs are massive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955651

If you alluded to liking a specific kind of MG they would most certainly take it to any that live near you.

[Anonymous No.]

Sea creatures! Name me some sea creatures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955646
What would a succuvirus do to your computer if you were already married? Or would they leave you alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955686
SEA CUCUMBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955646
>"Rata-chan here with breaking news! Kapersky Labs has been shutdown today following serendipitous reports of all employees becoming married at the same time.
>At this time the CEO refuses to respond to inquiries made by the associated press how this will affect attempts to counter the recent succuvirus outbreak.
>More on this as it develops, but now... a word from our sponsors at MaidMatch.com!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955687
she'd send you pictures of your waifu in various bits of lingerie, states of undress, and risque poses. Which is weird, because neither of you ever took those pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955686
Jellyfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955686
Bobbit worm

[Anonymous No.]

What does it mean to be strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955694
I imagine she also sends pictures of me to my waifu?

Interesting. It's like blackmailing but not really at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955702
Ah yes, Oomukade of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955707
Being able to feel your eczema itch but not scratch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955713
RUDE
Centipede-chan will never chop your dick off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955692
Speaking of MG advertising, does anyone have the My Mofu pillow saved? I forgot to download it last time it was posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955723
Neither does the worm, only human women do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955718
Eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955729
Do you lack this strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955707
I do wan't to know why selene is so obsessed with fighting. She should be teaching the joys of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955737
Battleboners are boners too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955731
No, I just don't like the mental image I got of getting twitchy when i don't scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955648
This week on cooking with Ushi!

Learn about chopping! Tenderizing! Chopping! Cake decorating!

And...chopping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955744
I bet that the tenderizing segments are the most popular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955737
We'll at the very least she's not just got a battleboner (or is it battle ladyboner?) given the latest story.
I do want to see her pull something like Shang tsung in mortal kombat.
>You will never see Selene defeat a female warrior and say "now your humanity is mine!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955754
Do she and her audience get riled up every time she talks about pounding the meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>Jubjub wants to jub.
>Y?
>N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955758
Extremely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955784
[x] Dance-off bro, you and me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955784
How to jub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955791

Don't worry, she'll teach you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955784
Only if she wears a diaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955686
Vampire squid
Lobsters
Barracuda
Manta Ray
Puffer fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955843
Barracuda and Ray Girls are something we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955744
I appreciate this Deadly Alliance reference. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955846
Agreed especially since rays always look so majestic/graceful when they swim. Also if you look underneath them, they always look so happy with their smiling faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955865
They're also playful and social creatures who enjoy getting petted by people.

[Anonymous No.]

Now we're cookin'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955872
Yep I know that from personal experience. Love going to those places that allow you to feed and pet the cow nosed rays so much fun. Also they give great high fives.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human women had a dream about you cheating.
>Gets angry at you for cheating on her in a dream.
>Monstergirl had a dream about you cheating.
>Wakes up and is heavily relieved it was a paranoid dream
>Cuddles you while you sleep, she knows you won't ever betray her like that.
Monsters still have nightmares too. Thankfully she has you as her teddy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955898
>Monsters still have nightmares too.
Unless they're espers or nightmares themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955894
Well now I need to start figuring out what a Monster Girl version would be like. Here's my first sketch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955892
Cooking for the Cultists!

Devil's delicious home-cooked dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn977W9HjWM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955913
She's got that manta ray smile though, can't deny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955898
I bet even if it was a yandere who had this nightmare she would still handle it better than a human.
At worst she would reaffirm her ownership of you by spending an entire day having sex while repeating how much she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955351
Plump cats were made for being spooned endlessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955209
That sounds lewd and illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955686
Moby Dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
>stealthy earth dragon
Only Genome Soldiers could possibly miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955686
Tube worms!
Those deep sea crabs and shrimp!
Anything else living on an undersea thermal vent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955968
That's too deep and spooky. Thing about it, you're just stuck there near the vent and if you leave you freeze in the darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956023
>Thing
think*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956023
They just want to be near something warm. Like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955898
How can people have harems after such thing? I'd want to protect and be by her side at all times, letting her use me as a daki every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955390
I bet she's good at deep-throating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955956
If Solid Snake became a legend known for her stealth then Soft Wurm can too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955191
She has to be careful when neutralizing enemies. Her non lethal run will be ruined if she squeezes him too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956239
HURT ME MORE WURM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956239
I want to be carried away by a wurm that grabbed me with her tail. Rape in the darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956247
Are you man enough to tame her?
If you aren't expect to be overly protected to the point where she won't allow you to leave the cave. You'd also have to let her have her way with you whenever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956278
Not really tame, but become a great husband that is able to wrestle sex her for the sake of lewd times and a lot of skinship.
And living in a cave won't do. We'll end up moving to a nice confy house house later and if she wanted to have sex I'd tease her until she raped me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17955931
That they are.
Big soft cats are for snuggling while they Nyahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956339
A soft cat is at her happiest when she is cuddling with her husband while he feeds her popcorn chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956368
So that's why cheshires are so smug.
Also why they're so soft.

Still one thing needs to be remembered, the softer the girl, the larger and milkier her breasts need to be, even if she's a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

How not to lift a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956375
When do you say no to your Cheshire's laziness and need to be spoiled?
I trace the line at her asking you to put her own breast into her mouth because she is thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956401
I dunno, I think I’d let that slide.
I’d say that when she’s letting herself get dirty for a while I step in.

Otherwise I’d spoil that Cheshire rotten

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>>17956423
>>17956401
>Thick, lazy Cheshire with a huge, milky chest and bed hair

A lewd

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>>17956467
That Cheshire must have a club instead of a spade symbol on her.

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>>17956478
Probably, although one would need to check her fat rear or huge breasts to see where it is.

She probably floats and teleports everywhere too

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>>17956522
She would definitely play some lazy tricks on you.
>"Anooon, I can't find the remooote please help me."
>The remote is burried deep between her buttcheeks
>She flaunts her rear at you
>"Huuurry, my favorite show is starting soon."

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>>17956576
Cute, although I’d figure she’d say ‘Anyan’

Also, she may snuggle with you just to teleport atop you while she watches her shows, chest or rear in your face

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>>17956593
>'Anyan'
She deserves all the spoiling and kittens.

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>>17955784
>tfw no Jubjub who wants to jub my chub
It’s times like this where I wish I never knew about monstergirls. Yeah my life would be a little more grey, but I wouldn’t have to deal with pain like this.

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Anybody have the translated version of this?

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>>17955784
It's not thanksgiving anymore, so no.

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>>17956628
Something something this is my dog toy, get your own vile temptress, something wan something. I think.

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>>17956622
That she does.
You’d soon have a soft, pregnant Cheshire lazing about her home, probably with an even larger chest and rear thanks to the litter she’s carrying

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>>17956643
>get your own vile temptress
Monster girls getting overly protective and jealous is too cute.

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>>17956239
>"Why the hell are you undressing me?!"
>"Ohoho~! it's a stealth mission, boy. Keep quiet, and this won't hurt much."

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>>17956467
This is close enough, but she lacks pudge and the markings that make Cheshires identifiable, which Nav removed in the final version for some reason.

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>>17956624
Never doubt that she loves you mate.

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>>17956690
Am I the only one who really like this"art" non ironically?

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>>17956682
Yeah, would be nice with those.
There’s a reason Cheshire is my number one gal

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>>17956628
Most literally it is translated as this: "This guy is my husband. Revealing Beef Cow." More liberally "This guy is my husband. I'm going to reveal my breasts." Take my translation with a grain of salt though because I'm very much a beginner at Japanese but little passages like this are pretty easy.

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>>17956698
I find it cute if it's not overused.

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>>17956703
Uh, the second line is actually "Hands off!" I only know this because I study kanji like crazy.

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>>17956703
Oh I didn't recognize the Na at the end. It could be be the possibility that she's not going to reveal her breasts.

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>>17956713
Yeah that 　牛　could be 手. It's messy as fuck.

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>>17956719
>>17956713
>not recognising Chinese characters instantly
smug_firerat.png

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>>17956713
>>17956719
To append that It's very likely it's literally "Hands do not come out." or liberally "Hands off." if it is 手。

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>>17956703
Really? I was just guessing >>17956643 based on context. Glad I was that accurate.

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>>17956719
>>17956729
Nah, >>17956713 is right. It clearly says: こいつはオレの夫だ！手え出すな
So something along the lines of "don't lay your hands on him" sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this supposed to be? https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66064534

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>>17956730
Quoted the wrong post, meant this one >>17956729

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>>17956740
I heard it was something like "This male is mine, hand off!"

If somebody can get a proper translation I can probably throw together an edited version in gimp, assuming one didn't exist already.

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>>17956748
A roper by the looks of it.

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>>17956756
Well it is definitely husband instead of male but I think we can probably agree that it's "This is my husband! Hands off!" As a side note I love how she uses Ore. Very rough and masculine Hellhound we have here.

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>>17956728
Never dine and dash at MGE chinese restaurants. That Hinezumi will beat your ass if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading a couple of doujins has re-invigorated my love for shark teeth. I want to violently irrumate a monter girl with shark teeth.

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>>17956770
How would a hinezumi feel if she got beat by a "don wan no trabble" anon who was using the chairs, some rope, and a ladder that was in the restaurant?

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>>17956785
Hot and wet.

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>>17956770
It's not a crime to enjoy a meal, a succulent Chinese meal in mge land, right? they wont' try to touch my penis right?

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>>17956775
>you will rever rest your body on a tall monstergirl with that bodytype

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>>17956767
Tomboy hounds a best

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Bedamander.

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>>17956844
Hair's top tier.
But the shins and ankles look super thin and flimsy.

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>>17956841
Tomboys are a miracle in general but the flavor fits a Hellwan nicely

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>>17956844
I want to have a pillow fight with a bedmander.

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>>17956814
Probably not unless you're single. Your spirit energy doesn't lie and they know it.

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>>17956857
Eating time is sacred and lewds should not be done while eating a nice meal, especially if they are at a restaurant.

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>>17956814
Your take-out orders might include extra services.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to never play though gachas in MGC malls and stores.
They're overstocked on Shirohebis! Your chances of getting anything else are slimmer than knocking up an old decrepit Dragon.

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>>17956933
>"Your order of steamy hot meat buns is here!"
>"I have your food too~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954382
Death by snu snu is one of my non thread approved fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956969
Sorry anon, I rolled 600 flayers before I learned to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956969
>Your figures?
>I threw them away for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956987
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

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>>17956984
You poor, broke ass mother fucker.

>>17956987
That's just cruel. Throwing out my Ryu figures and Gachas after working o hard on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956969
Why would I play that lame machine gacha, when I can play the daughteru gacha with my Echidna wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957007
Because you can have tiny monsters to clean your desk for you like tiny shogs or kikis.
Echidnas always give you a free SSR Echidna daughteru during your first roll anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956996
I'm not poor, my waifu has a big hoard and I work hard for treasures.

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>>17957017
>spending your waifu's hoard on online gacha games
Boy, she's gonna be angry when she finds out her money's gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17956984
>What do you mean you spent $600 on gacha machines?

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>>17956728
I wanna challenge that Himezumi to a fight! She has no idea I’m a drunken master!
And by drunken master I mean I get completely hammered and say mean things until she cries and then apologize the next day with a cake that reads; “Sorry I got drunk and said mean things about you.”

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>>17957009
>have tiny monsters to clean your desk for you
Too cute. Would NEET out with.

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>>17957030
>Spent $600 of his Anubis waifu's hard earned money
>As well as half of the gold in the vault of the Pharaoh she works for
>all to pay for my addictions to waifu slots

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>>17954771
I want to spank a monstergirl.

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>>17957021
She has her hoard and I have mine, though mine is just flayers now and she won't notice a few coins missing.

>>17957030
Thank god squishyflayers makes the stress and anger go away.

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>>17957030
>>17957033
Your wife is going to schedule a loooot of "punishment time" for you to pay off your debt to her, and to cure you of your waifu slot addiction. You'll get a lot of exposure to your Anubis waifu's slot though.

>>17957031
It's fiiiiine, she gets a lot of drunks. And a lot of apologetic bachelors.
She's been disappointed so often, will you take responsibility for your words?

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>>17957030
>>17957035
And that's how anon became his wife's naked chastity pet for the rest of his life.

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>>17957040
>Waifu forces the ultimate punishment for me
>Making me get a job

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>>17957039
>she won't notice a few coins missing
They always do. ALWAYS.

>>17957041
A what?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17957049
>A what?
It means she'd keep him on a leash with only a chastity cage for clothing for the rest of his life. If he can't control himself she should be allowed to treat him as such.

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>>17957049
It's fiiine, I can just throw chocolate coins in there so even if she counts the money it will still fool her. Probably.
I just hope daughteru doesn't end up eating them though.

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>>17957053
I don't mind being in a chastity cage if I get to touch cute monster butts.

>>17957056
Then your daughter will be the one getting punished.
You monster.

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>>17957059
Now we are a big family of monsters. But wait, what if I painted the flayer gold and put it in her hoard? Surely that would confuse her and daughteru could get away.

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>>17957059
>if I get to touch cute monster butts.
No touching. If you start touching her too much she'll make you wear the bondage mittens too.

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>>17957063
Fine, I'll just spank the Anubis' butt with a hairbrush.

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>>17956467
>be dating plump cheshire since middle high school
>stay in the same dorm in university
>live together for the rest of your lives together
An unfathomable amount of cuddling and squeezing would have to go into a relationship like that

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>>17956987
Inexcusable, even for a monster girl.

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>>17956987
>You know your shrine and dolls of me?
>I burned them

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>>17957075
Silly Anon, that shrine and those dolls would turn into tsukumogami if left alone. You don't need them now that you have her.

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>>17957067
Don;t make her tie you up too anon.

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>>17957080
No anon, those were the shrines and dolls she created to worship me. Poor thing won't be able to lock me up either.

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>>17957082
Nothing will contain my lust. Gremlins, Anubis, Hellhounds, Trumptards, I'll spank them all! ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

What are some other great comfy/protective Yandere species besides heebis?

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>>17957093
>Trumptards
We need to build a card wall and make non-wonderlanders pay for it!

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>>17957094
Dragons.

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>>17957097
Meant Trumpards. With their cute butts.

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>>17957094
Dragon Zombies. She'd burn down entire villages just becaust someone there talks shit about you.

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>>17957103
It’s Trumpart, and yes please. I want a shy yet deredere Heart one that is embarrassed when I molest her phat bubble butt that is unusual on her otherwise normal (for a Monstergirl) frame.

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>>17957103
Diamond trumpart best trumpart.

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>>17957112
Diamond Trumparts are willing to do stuff that will make a Succubus blush. They're the most open minded of all the suits after all.

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>>17957094
Yuki-Onna’s of course. Also Flowkelp.

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>>17957103
>>17957109
>lightly pounds her balled up hands against your chest after you flash her poor strained panties in a public place
>”Waaaaaah! Anon please don’t! Y-you’re a real bully sometimes to your girlfriend!”
I’d do it every day.

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>>17957109
>>17957112
I'd like a cute Club trumpart waifu that I can spank and send outside every once in a while. I want to spank her so that she doesn't dare to let more than her upper body leave her card.

>>17957123
I like.

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>>17957116
Would a Diamond Trumpart indulge in my fucked up fetish of starting a family with her and be lovey dovey to her in every way while spoiling our daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Trumparts' card numbers correspond with their body types or personalities at all?

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>>17957116
I feel like they got shafted in terms of popularity by the dog example that was given, it was just meant to show that they're up for anything and those potions were a thing long before trumparts existed.

I'd love to try out all sorts of stuff with a slutty diamond.

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>>17957130
I don't know anon, it might be neat if their body types get increasingly larger and more voluptuous the higher the numbers go.

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>>17957130
Just their power level. Even lower ones can easily wreck a batallion of human soldiers.

Face cards and aces can go toe to toe with lesser gods.

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>>17957112
>tfw no brown spade Trumpart that wields an axe

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>>17957134
So would the Aces be teeny tiny or giant?

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>>17957116
>Hatter comes to visit diamond Trumpart friend
>”Where’s you’re husband?”
>”In my pussy, somewhere.”
>”...Ah.”

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>>17957139
Both anon, they can swap at will.

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>>17957138
And has midriff I forgot to add.
>>17957139
Likely normal sized.

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>>17957139
Considering that the ruler of wonderland is a loli and the setting favors lolis in general, I'd say the former.

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>>17957138
>that short, short skirt
I really need to fap. Why is there no doujin of cute monsters girls getting their ass smacked?
>inb4 "because it's a shit fetish and it doesn't sell"
;_;

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>>17957139
>>17957145
>you will never sex the tiny loli ace of Diamonds and the great big ace of Hearts at the same time

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>>17957125
And I would love. I bet her pocket dimension would be extra lovey dovey with hearts everywhere.
>>17957134
Make my bottom-blessed Heart a 6 then!

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>>17957163
Bullying a trumpart is nice.
The fact that there are different flavours of it is just icing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957158
I was thinking more along the lines of
>loli ace of clubs rides your cock and hulks out to amazon size as she cums.

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>>17957158
>Loli ace of diamonds wants to ___ your ___ after ___ when you turn into a ___ till her pussy ___ and ___ an ostritch’s ___ all night long
>Minigiant Ace of hearts just wants to snuggle and gent Cuddlesex with you while you nurse from her strawberry milk breasts

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>>17957136
Is there some guy out there with a Royal Flush harem?
What suit?

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>>17957068
And it would be fantastic.

Is it possible to be too snug to fug?

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>>17957116
Well she made a mistake because I have a lot of weird fetishes

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>>17957185
>Minigiant
Just call her a tall girl for fucks sake.

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>>17957185
>11ft tall curvy Heart Trumpart that’s super cuddly and submissive and lactates strawberry milk
Operator, hello? I think I found her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957228
Don’t get your panties in a twist, it’s Wonderland

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>>17957185
>Minigiant
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957243
3m tall girl I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spank a kamaitaichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957243
Girls that are usually 10-13 feet tall

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>>17957251
>10-13 feet tall
Use the metric system, Anon.

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>>17957185
Life with a loli ace of diamonds would be such a mess.
>Wake up to what feels like a morning blowjob
>She's actually doing a handstand over you and deepthroating your cock to the base repeatedly

>During lunch time she sneaks weird powder in your food, you end up more muscled than Billy after just a few bites
>She wants you to brutalize her in a wrestling ring while also raping her

>Evening comes around and you almost mistook her for a clubs when you saw her quietly reading a very thick book
>It's titled "Girls have 8 holes."

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>>17957261
I know their personality differ from the house, but what does an ace change?

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>>17957261
>>It's titled "Girls have 8 holes."
aww jeez

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957260
Metric is for pussies

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>>17957261
>Girls have 8 holes
>implying it's not an anatomy book about animal dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957274
Then why aren't you using it?

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>>17957261
>She wants you to brutalize her in a wrestling ring while also raping her
This is my kind of girl, loli diamonds or not I'd violate it. If she was dressed like R Mika too I'd absolutely lose all self control.

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>>17957270
What are the holes though?

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>>17957261
It’s only a matter of time before she orders a bunch of cakes because she’s going to try the fatty thing isn’t it.

Well, I suppose it’s better than dog potion day

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>>17957269
An ace pushes it to the max, but yeah a regular loli diamond trumpart would be quite the hurdle too

>>17957281
Any monster girl willing to dress as a character you like is a monster girl whose smile is worth protecting

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>>17957286
>Any monster girl willing to dress as a character you like is a monster girl whose smile is worth protecting
I guess putting her in a camel clutch till she says that she wants her slutty hole filled and raping her in a full nelson so the wrestling crowd made up of my doppelganger clones can see everything would class as protecting her smile if that's what she's into.

Life with a diamond wouldn't be boring that's for sure.

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>>17957282
Vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, 2 hands, 2 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>that treasure chest your dragon wife fiercely protects
>inside is something innocuous such as a old security blanket or stuffed toy with sentimental value

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957297
Don't forget to make her tap out when her butthole can't take anymore punishment, that will make her smile shine the brightest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957286
So basically the ace is the archetype.

>>17957331
Tapping out?

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>>17957283
>It’s only a matter of time before she orders a bunch of cakes because she’s going to try the fatty thing isn’t it

Yes.
But not for her, silly~

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>>17957345
So she’s going to try it with the weird Alice next door?

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>>17957032
What a cute mouse! I'll take thirty! Do they stretch like fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow haremfags, what do you think the max amount of wives you could handle would be, and what race(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957349
Oh, maybe anon, maybe.
Have some more cake.

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>>17957331
>trumpart loli with a wrestling ryona exhibitionist fetish
>that's one of the more mild things she's into
I'd gladly make her tap out and go on to fulfil her other fetishes too. what a girl.
>>17957338
>Tapping out?
Wrestling terminology, submitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957352
4
Race varies but there is typically one muscled girl, one fatty, one loli/oppai loli and one vanilla girl

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>>17957358
Ha, okay.
I'd like to fuck a trumpart in the ass until she taps out, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957358
Even if she wanted to try bodyswapping with you once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957352
5. Bicorn, Anubis, 2 imps and a Minotaur, gives a nice variation in body types and personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957357
>Trying that with me
Anon, she’s never evidently heard of my insane food rules and exercise routine I do to specifically avoid that.

If anything, she should have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957366
The wizard harem! I liked hearing about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957364
Good man.
>>17957365
Sure why not, gotta try most things with her at least once. Plus it'd be fun making her body say stuff she wouldn't normally or see if I could fool her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957374
I really came to love the idea of that specific harem, it's funny how silly questions can start long standing fantasies.

Would tenderly love that Anubis and pay attention to the rest too.

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>>17957352
I think the most I’ve fantasized about was upwards of thirty large mice
I usually like them all to be the same race regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957352
They'd either be all mice or a mix of houri, devils and holsts. And upwards of twenty cause im a greedy manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957352
5 big tiddy Titania.

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>>17957352
Tanuki twins and a Kikimora maid that stays at home. That’s my harem.

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>>17957400
>Houri and devils
Think of the friendly co-wife bullying.
>multiple devils spreading the legs of the smallest of the Houri, teasing her and egging you on to obliterate her permavirgin pussy as she trembles
>meanwhile the Holsts look on with simple curiosity, bells lazily jangling

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>>17957407
I want to be teased by a pair of Tanuki Twins at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957414
Houri and Devils are an underrated power combo.

>>17957398
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957352
Three Automatons with different bodytypes and weapon/armor loadouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957414
Is it haram to want my harem wives to fool around with each other to prep each other for me? I can’t help I find it so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957426
To the reeducation camp with you

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>>17957423
Please elaborate in detail, sounds like it could be very interesting!

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>>17957426
That’s Liliraune’s whole shtick.
Which admittedly some people can’t stand, but I don’t think its unnatural to find that hot.

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>>17957423
Difference in personality too?

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>>17957426
Not at all anon, that stuff is pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957440
People confuse girls being naughty/tempting/having fun with Yuri because they were raised on anime for all their social interactions, which is a shame because it can be very hot and fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957068
What race is the best for unapologetic fatfags or people who like their MG wife being a cute/hot pudgester?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957375
Nothing like some lovely anal to make her submit. I want her to feel confused about it, not knowing if she wants it or not.

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>>17957426
To hell with what general consensus is, I love that kind of stuff and tend to think about it a lot with Titania/Demon, Wight/Lich and a few other combos.
Two hot girls 69ing before they get fucked silly by a man is pretty nice.

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>>17957477
It’s probably P’Orcs for the former and Cheshires for the latter. To my knowledge the only race that has any canonical allusion to ‘plump’ is, humorously, Pharoah, with KCs design notes saying ‘plump brown desert ruler’, though I think obviously the context is different.

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>>17957477
P’orcs For obvious reasons.
Holsts as they get a bit more up top along with wherever else it ends up going.
Large Rats for harems and being easier to carry
Ogres/Onis/Minotaurs if you want muscle with the meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957487
>Titania/Demon
Oh lawdy that’s sinful.

>”W-what game is this again?”
>”Hmhmhm~ you’ll see, dear. And husband will join us soon. Just follow my lead...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957487
>Demon lets her foot-long demonic tongue out right next to Titania’s nervous innocent face
I know exactly why I have this boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957498
>come home on day and hear something coming from the bedroom
>open the door to see what's going on and witness something truly arousing
>your demon wife sat behind your second wife, a titania and spreading her legs for you to see while finger blasting the fairy queen
>"come on dear, don't you know it's bad to keep royalty waiting?"
>the titania's face is a blushing mess the entire time
>>17957504
That's the stuff, it's the little things along the way as the demon tempts the poor fairy into accepting more and more depraved acts with their shared husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957498
>>17957504
>Demon is slightly jealous that Titania has bigger breasts than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957504
>foot-long demonic tongue
Great, now I want my Demonfu to make me cum with a kiss.
Or she can just look at me all smug while she jerks me off with her tongue and nothing else after tying me to the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957435
>>17957441
Behold by autism:
>Pear-shaped Automaton with grey fanned-out hair and yellow eyes
>sideskirts and shoulder armor resemble a crinoline, except with a gothic clockwork aesthetic
>forgoes long-ranged weaponry in favor of wielding a heavy Barbatos styled mace, with a small seemingly impractical shield attached to her arm
>personality is a mixture of kuu and clingy yandere traits

>7ft. tall thicc Automaton with long grey fluffy hair and green eyes
>comes magically blessed with massive lactating titties
>sideskirts and shoulder armor carry the aesthetic of modern construction equipment, with a fantasy twist of course
>weaponry of choice are two shoulder mounted cannons that fire big demonic silver shells that release demonic energy over controlled areas
>over her orbital frame-esque pointy legs Automatons have are clamps that allow her to fire her shoulder cannons easier
>personality is a mixture of motherly and kuudere traits

>Shortstack Automaton that's built like a doraf, and has her hair tied into a ponytail
>can also produce milk, but not at the rate of the Thicctamoton
>armor carries a fantasy cowboy aesthetic with synthetic cloth
>all armor pieces are equipped with experimental thrusters to allow for faster movement
>weaponry of choice consists of a handheld magic revolver that can be attached to her wrist armor and a grappling hook
>personality is a mixture of kuudere and tomboy traits

>all have fat simulacrum asses for facesitting.

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>>17957487

We should think of other combos too

Like Flow Kelp/Unagi Joro

[Anonymous No.]

Here's an interesting combo.

Ochi and Kej. Warrior and Seductress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957525
I'd like a Wight/Gremlin.
>gremlin wife makes spanking machine
>doesn't work
>ask wight for advice
>open the door to find the gremlin bending over a chair while the wight is spanking her with a cane
>"what"
>she tells you to come closer, and hand you the cane
>"hit strong, darling!"

>>17957533
What about Kunoichi/Kikimora?

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>>17957487
Not bad.
I’d do Holst and Kiki with the former’s ingredients frequently used in our meals along with forcing the latter to orally empty her while I’m at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957538
Kiki is always paired with Shog.

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>>17957525
>Kiki/Shog
Keep in mind that the shog is a slime type and has tentacles of sorts.
>salamander/lizard
Catfighting in bed with their naked bodies rubbing all over each other as they compete to see who gets the dick first.
>apophis/pharaoh
Such an obvious choice it feels like it's cheating.
>ratatoskr/hellhound
Smug squirrel collects info on the hellhound to try blackmail her into giving first dibs, the hellhound doms the shit out of her while waiting for you as revenge.
>yeti/any undead
Yeti likes hugs, undeads feel cold, this one's less lewd but it's nice to think of having two wives that cuddle to keep each other warm while I'm at work.

[Anonymous No.]

Apsara/Gandharva

Ghost/Ittan-momen

Manticore/Girtablilu

Troll/Nureonago

Sandworm/Fairy

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>>17957549
>Every day you return the Kiki’s chest is a little bigger
>Still milk holst but she doesn’t ever seem to be overly full
>Kiki’s own chest starts getting larger than the holsts

[Anonymous No.]

Kobold/Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957576
And that's how you get a milkmaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957576
Man breast expansion is so hot.
>>17957585
I like to imagine her with a German accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>P'orc/Hobgoblin
Tiny pudgy oppai loli bandits.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghoul with either Mucus Toad or Akaname

Will-o-wisp/Shirohebi

Mandragora/Siren

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957593
>Will-o-wisp/Shirohebi
I fear for the man involved in that kind of threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957585
>>17957586

Yep, and it’s a good thing she can sew, although she may want to watch out if I figure out how to really increase the holts lactation.

>>17957587
That can be nice too, especially if you spoil that Hobgoblin with sweets

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>>17957574
What's the reasoning behind the last two pairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957600

Troll and Nureonago are just paired due to being homely types with not much beyond that.

and Fairy/Sandworm for extreme size difference shenanigans. I thought the idea of a fairy shrinking a sandworm down to her size would be kind of funny too

[Anonymous No.]

Otohime and Phantom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957200
Never. She'll be absolutely fine going from loving cuddles to a slow but thorough dicking in a matter of seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957595
>That awkward moment when the Kiki looks down and realizes she can’t see her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957554
I prefer the ninja maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957604
>Crew of fairies shrink a sandworm down to their size as punisment for making fun of them
>They all work together to use the sandworm as an onahole for their husband
>Together they can barely keep a decent pace but their husband loves it, and the sandworm is a ahegao-ing wreck. Orgasms with every thrust of hubby's dick.
>By the time she's back to normal she's a already begging to be shrunk again

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put an egg vibrator in my little loli Kiki's cunny and make her clean with it buzzing away inside her! It'll be good experience for cleaning with distractions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957633
Party time all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957635
Well that’s nice, would spoil with slow dickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957642
This reminds me of a daydream I had where a man married a Titania and a few dozen fairies, and the Titania would use the fairies on her husband and jerk him off with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957352
5. Stage 4 Alps galore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957282
Two eyes, two ears, two nostrils, mouth and vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957659
>haremfags that just get multiples of a single species
I don’t get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957703
>>17957659
Didn’t mean to quote.

[Anonymous No.]

Well shit, I was expecting an insufferable argument and instead get some fantastic ideas of co-wives getting frisky. You’re good today thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayer and Nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

Who ordered slug tits? Includes a rare red coloured Tritonia https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=66072066
>>17957710
It varies based on the time of day and no one tried pushing the "pure love" angle so there was no bait to be bitten and ruin the fun. Bigamy situations can be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed Sword and Armor, but obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957713
>Nightmare enters Anon's dream only to find it being slurped away

[Angry Nightmare noises]

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>>17957718

Tritonias look good in red.

>>17957710

I would prefer to have just one wife given the choice but I'm not against the idea of two MGs who compliment or contrast each other working together like that.

>>17957720

Or Red Cap and Cursed Sword for maximum edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957718
Cute sea slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957514
>>17957504
>>17957512
>Husband sitting with a wife straddling each leg in his lap, taking turns making out with them
>he doesn’t see the Demon secretly reaching a hand behind the Titania to finger her holes when it’s her turn for a kiss
>by the end of the makeout session the Titania is a gasping, sweating drooling mess begging in slurred high pitched moans for the ‘see-saw game’
>you lay her down and mount her slathering pussy while the Demon plants her plump ass on her face for her to eat out
>tongue you’re Demonfu’s throat as you both lean forward while riding the Titania underneath, Demon making sure to tweak the Titania’s jealousy-inducing fat tits under her while doing so
>you can feel the Titania shuddering in orgasm after orgasm after orgasm below you and hear her practically screaming into the Demon’s pussy as she frantically tongues it, causing even the Demon to start moaning in your mouth and begging for a position switch

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>>17957740
Hello boner. I need to see this somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957740
That Titania better be careful or that sinful Demon is gonna have her trained as a bitchslave to her and husband.
It’s up to the husband to stop that from happening or encourage it

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>>17957051
I want to pour that wine down the front of her body and lick it from where it runs off her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957740
I’m surprised that demon hasn’t put her long tongue to ‘savoring’ the Titania after their husband has given her his fill

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>>17957574
>Apsara And Gandharva playfully grind against each other while undressing one another with just their mouths, all in exotic rhythm

>ghost pulls a Bladerunner 2049 with the Ittan, using her as a direct physical overlay so you can fuck both their pussies at the exact same time

>Manticore and girtablilu both play with each other’s bodies as the manticore’s tail aggressively milks you, both cruelly stabbing you with their stings again and again as you writhe beneath eating out the Girta

[Anonymous No.]

Mad Hatter and Nurarihyon

[Anonymous No.]

Can elves be good fighters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957794
Rangers at best.

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>>17957768
>Demon licks up some of the husband’s stuff from the Titania’s pussy
>Titania pouts a bit until the Demon sticks her tongue out, revealing a big reservoir of the stuff cupped at the end of it
>sticks it down the Titania’s throat, tongue-fucking her mouth to snowball it in as husband starts fucking the Demon from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957789

>Getting posessed by the Ghost while fucking the Ittan, incessantly whispering encouraging words

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>>17957792
Scissoring, tea and long cigarettes
Or the Hatter trying on a billowing smoke robe that passively molests her while the Nura puts on a colorful top hat that quickly infects her brain making her ahegao from a powerful mindgasm

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>>17957804
Anon if wurms can become spellcasters i dont see why elves cant become monks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957829
Elves lack the humility and open-mindedness required to monk

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>>17957757
>Demon happily bounds up to her husband one afternoon with the Titania following behind
>”Honey, look!”
>turns to the Titania and snaps her fingers
>the Titania suddenly shudders and goes weak in the knees, a blissful expression on her face all of a sudden as she orgasms on command
>Demon turns back to you excitedly

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Christmas picture with Miia, Wock, Gazer, and Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken/Chochin-Obake
Slime/Jiangshi
Living Doll/Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957849
Is this Setz's style?
>>17957854
Surprisingly decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957854
>lose can write
>making progress with drawing
>meanwhile I'm still stuck meme arrow posting on a chinese imageboard
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957863
Git gud, mc'fagget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957794
Elves are literally only good for spanking and deep anal pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957849
Setz is into monstergirls now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957849
Cute waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957881
Don’t forget degrading into pleasure trophies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957892
I'd rather have a better trophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957898
Shush you, there’s nothing better that turning a proud, elven general into a soft pleasure toy whose daughters are raised to be good girls

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>>17957487
I've always liked the idea of a sultry Dark Mage and a hotblooded Werewolf doing this. This way you get a tough energetic tomboy and a leggy titty monster both at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of dark priest nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
Succugoat nuns with french accents make my dick reach MOH 29.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957794
Depends on who they are fighting. If the enemy is ugly it'a a instant loss.

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>>17957951
That has potential, the tomboy wolf would probably be jealous of the mage's funbags and be rough with them while fooling around, including when it comes to three ways and she's violently manipulating the mage's breasts as she gives paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
I would confess all my sins if she'd press me hard against her breasts while I did so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
Don't worry anon, I always make sure to not sin by depositing my seed inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

How often would the average monster girl couple have sex? I could see a couple feasibly doing it at least 16 times a week.
>Every morning when you wake up
>Every night when you go to bed
>Exta mid-day pleasures on the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
>those tags
Goddamn I didn't think I could get a boner before even reading the doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957636
>tasks involving narrow spaces gradually become impossible
>she starts running out of shirts that can contain her overflowing milk tanks
Milkmaids are perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
Gonna look for this when I get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
Monsters with accents are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
Source?

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>>17957911
I'd rather fuck her, and then have a kiki raise the daughters into good girls.

Actually, there are a couple of monstergirls I'd like to see raised by a kiki. Or by a gremlin. Nothing screams disaster like an Ushi Oni trying to build a giant robot.

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>>17958089
>Saucefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958099
>Ushi creates an actual rape train with no brakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958049
I'd do it around that, maybe 5 times in weekends. I did some calculations once too and it took around 7000 creampies to make my waifu pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958101
I want a sauce-slime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958113
What sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958114
Ghost Pepper

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958104
>GENTLEMAN, BEHOLD!
Alternatively,
>Husbandos dig giant robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958049
I'd say 2-3 times a day is the minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958118
I would totally be Steve to a Dr. Weird Ushi Oni...as long as she stayed away from CORN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958122
fuck that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958114
It doesn't matter. Maybe BBQ sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a good oni story

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958124
Not enough for you? I'm sorry, but some of us don't have enough time or endurance to do much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958062
Yep, and that poor thing won’t be getting a break.
>Kiki is bushy adjusting her sweeping technique when I sneak up and begin to grope, squeeze, and fondle her as if she was being milked
>She try’s to get me to stop but only breathy gasps and pleased moans slip out
>”Hubby’s technique is really good, isn’t it?” The cheerful voice of the holst rings, the tone and her smile inncent but sinister “He’s a master!”
>Kiki can only moan as one of her hands begins moving beneath her dress as the holst pops her ‘udders’ free for the maid
>”Now please take a sip! We figured you’d be thirsty again after this long, long day!”
>Kiki wants to say no but her trembling lips are soon locked on a nipple as her own, even larger breasts are molestef.
>She can only begin to suckle down more of the milk as she imagines how large she’ll be after this, along with feeling something hard against her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958139
She’s being turned into a milkslave in every sense of the word and fuck if that isn’t super hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958139
>in the distance, a Slowpoke can be heard weeping softly

[Anonymous No.]

How rare are off-suit Wonderland monstergirls? I remembered a club Cheshire who's soft and lazy in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958147
Yep.
We'd do it again and again, with ample loving and snuggling afterwards, until she stopped trying to resist her bodies call for the milk and instead gives in, no longer caring about how large and ponderous her breasts become, instead looking forward to that next mouth full of milk and having her own chest groped while she 'milks' me

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>>17958179
Uncommon but not rare, I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Valkyrie finds a black feather in her wings
>Plucks it
>Neurotically checks every day to see if more show up
>Terrified of being corrupted
>Slowly starts to like it
>Gets excited when she finds a new black feather
>Starts plucking the remaining white feathers once they're almost gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958224
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hathorite Valkyrie
>She's got the bombshell body you'd expect of a Hathorite
>But her personality is exactly like that of a regular Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958244
A thick, justice delivering Valkryie could be nice.
Gotta keep my sinful hands from groping her middle and thighs though

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happenned to 12 beasts?
Last update was 180 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958252
>"Hmm, what art thou doing young squire?"
>"Oh, mayhap this be a massage to soothe mine aching muscles? Though art certainly a gentleman young squire."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958253
ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958253
>>17958253
>12 beasts?
I liked the pilot chapter, but dropped it at the actual manga series

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958270
Exactly.
Would massage her soft, chocolate skinned body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958279
But was it axed or dropped by translator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958284
>"Ahhhh. Squire, thine massages are truly a gift from the goddess herself. But thou look so uncomfortable while doing them? Mayhap it be that dagger thine trousers. It doth be pointed at such a peculiar angle...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958301
Yep.
A dagger, an awkwardly placed dagger.

She just needs to flip over while I massage her frong.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if a monster girl isn't civilized enough to recognize that hime cut is best cut then she is most likely a savage who only cares about breeding and feeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958351
What if it's a Minotaur with a Hime cut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958351
>a savage who only cares about breeding and feeding.
I see nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958356
>Minotaur royalty with a himecut
I never knew I wanted this until I knew it existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958351
>she is most likely a savage who only cares about breeding and feeding
So a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958361
To be fair, thats part of the fun of P'Orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958356
It's only ok if she does an ojou laugh while raping you.

>>17958365
Don't you want to shame culture and hobbies with a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958384
Every single "HO" will include her slamming her hips down on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958375
What about a regal p'orc that styles herself as the bandit queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls are now in the last game you've played
>What changes?

>Last game I played was S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chenobyl
>I can finally stalk the zone with my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
What do we call girls like her? A succunun, a nuncubuss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>senran kagura
>nothing much changes but the girls are improved

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>gremlin is in Hat in Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Akibas Trip
holy shit that would be funny
>MA'AM TWO YOUTHS ARE STRIPPING PEOPLE IN DAYLIGHT
>QUICK, WHERE ARE THEY
>AND ARE THEY STRIPPING CUTE BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never adventure with an ojou dark mage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfaF5otJv0

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Fallout: New Vegas
Well I’d love to run around the wastes impregnating the feral lizardgirls. I’m also gonna nail me a Deathclaw or two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>silent hill 4: the room
>fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958411
I’d call her ‘honey’, ‘darling’, ‘cutie pie’, and most importantly; ‘my wife’.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958405
>Bandit/Raider Queen P'Orc
>Finely dressed in masterfully stitched leather armor with plenty of gems and jewelry
>A perfect hourglass figure without an ounce of excess, unwanted meat unlike her underlings.

Would be interesting to say the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Yakuza
I feel a bit bad about beating that tiger now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>FGO now has all monster girls

Maybe we'd get lewd CGs in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Oblivion with monster girls
Interesting, well for starters every single nonhuman race would be improved, a lot of the beasts would be improved, the gods would give lewd gifts instead of just basic enchantments, the deadra gods would give sex toys instead of weapons, which I'd imagine sex toys would basically be weapons in a monster girl world, I think every aspect of the game would change. Main quest line would still be about trying to merge the two plains but so that the 'evil' demon girls could take over the world, I'd imagine the Nights of the Nine addon would end with you dicking the permavirgin several thousand year old bitch elf queen that just needed some dick to calm down, Shivering Iles would turn into Wonderland for better or worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958139
>she gets to the point where her tits rest comfortably in her lap
>still does most of the jobs but is unable to cover her gigantic breats, so she does all this completely bare chested
>she feels undignified but she's slowly getting used to having her milk tanks sway about as she does stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
Is flash game counts, then my gremlin waifu is now stuck in a spanking simulator where the goal is to spank her as much as possible with either a hand, a whip or a paddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958441
>Sheogorath monstergirl
>you honestly can't tell if it's a girl or a woman
>... or even if it's a woman or a man
>you try to dick her
>"You really shouldn't have done that. Enjoy the view!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Order of Ecclesia
Everything that wasn't already a cute girl is now MGEfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
Dear god let me marry one just like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958463
they are married to the lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957982
>random French
That's not how you write a foreign character, connard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958476
you are reading too much into porn anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>darkest dundeon
Rape has come to our family. Also fuck the shambler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958493
Now you can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958469
Then just become their god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958049
I don't know anon. Personally though, just going by what I think would happen for me, 1 to 2 times per day on average seems about right. There would be some days or even stretches of days where we might not have sex at all, but then there would be other times where we do literally nothing else for a week or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Final Doom
It would just be the Hdoom mod only with MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958502
I'm still sad pinkies are the only one you can fuck in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958499
Noooo! Also, imagine the collector but now she collects cum and cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958506
The guy has recently released the sprites for the Arch-vile girl. Maybe she'll have ass fucking too?
I'm hoping whatever it is is frantic and angry, Archies deserve the angriest hatefucking possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958502
Hdoom dev is making that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958514
>MGE Hdoom
Seriously? I really hope you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958511
I'd like to spank the archvile instead. Worst enemy ever.
Also just found out that HDoom and Brutal Doom aren't compatible. That's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Crusader Kings II
Fucking finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958518
On /monsters/ i saw some sprites and animation s for luka and various girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17957854
>He didn't even save it vertically
But how
>>17957863
>Lose
Hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Dawn of War Dark Crusade
I have very mixed feelings about this
>>17958521
>Also just found out that HDoom and Brutal Doom aren't compatible.
It's really common for Wads to have a hidden "punishment" feature for when you try to play them with Brutal Doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958528
Boy.
This happens when people save it on phones and don't flip it around a bit in paint.net or photoshop until it's upright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958530
Get ready for an Automaton Pharaoh.

Yes I know they were mindless automatons in the 5th ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958530
Don't worry anon, the Emperesses's angels of death are there to keep you chaste.

Just bask in their armored forms and try not to figure out what they look like beneath that power armor even if their Sergeants look to be quite the lookers, even with the scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958524
Oh, you mean the MGQ mod. That's different.
>>17958521
Yeah, many modders get tired of people demanding to make their mods compatible with BD and add in punishments or annoyances for trying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958522
The lewdest horde

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958530
I didn't know that. Then again, I kinda liked Brutal Doom at first, like everyone, but I lost interest when it stopped working on GZDoom and after that, I learned the guy was a little bitch.

>>17958538
To be fair, mixing Brutal Doom and HDoom isn't a good idea. I like spanking, but raping a girl until she's a pile of gore isn't my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958530
Can you describe this "punishment" feature? It sounds interesting. Is it just constant damage, or something more creative? Why is this specified for Brutal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Dawn of War 2
>Lord General Lilim purging traitors and heretics
Emperor take the wheel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958552
It varies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CD_cjlIXKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSf6sZTI01E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcpbEpXIl0

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Borderlands 2
I'm unsure how this would end. Or even what it would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958552
>Why is this specified for Brutal?
BD's maker is widely known in the community for being an ass and has got himself baned from all major Doom sites, the mod's code is badly written and is a nightmare to work with, a loud portion of its fanbase refuse to play any other mod and harrass other mod makers to make their mod compatible. It's soured a lot of people on most major Doom forums, even if the mod itself is actually alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Star Wars: The Old Republic
I can see Twi’leks and Elves fighting over who’s the sluttiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958588
>Claptrap Automaton
I don’t know how I feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958601
Ah, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958601
Didn't he said a suicidal guy how to kill himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958561
>that last one
Spooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958588
>>17958605
My first thought is what would Tiny Tina be. I swear I'm not a lolicon officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958628
Hobgoblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958628
>Tiny Tina
She would be a permaloli Gremlin who loves to make explosions both in and out of bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958628
>I swear I’m not a lolicon officer.
This hurts the three Familiar officers who pulled you over because they thought you were cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958635
>permaloli Gremlin
I will spank the snot out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your daughteru want for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
Me to be happy again,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958632
>>17958635
I can see both of these easily actually, thought the Gremlin makes a bit more sense I think it'd be even funnier if the Hobgoblin is actually super smart as opposed to her species norm. Or maybe she's just really good at faking it.
>>17958640
Didn't the supreme monster court rule pouting lolis a form of cruel and unusual punishment? No man can resist them if they do that, in fact it's like they're forcing me to rape them, fuck the police and their evil ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
Alone time with Papa and cheese wheels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
Books, and some knex. Might even surprise her with a telescope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
Fun time with papa and mamas.
Also a ton of sweets so she can grow up big like her mamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
Some new classical music CDs, the newest Pokemon game if she doesn't have it already, a new latex outfit or two, some small assorted bondage toys, and a gratuitous amount of holiday sweets and candy.

Then there's all the comfy, happy holiday family time, but that's more of a tradition than a present.

[Anonymous No.]

>Play league of legends
>Play Jhin
>He sounds like Andy Warhol
>Considers himself an actor
>Considers murder to be an art
>Bat-Shit Loco

Does Jhin have some kind of blood-thirsty Leanen-Sidhe lurking behind him?

What's she like?

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>>17955414
>I definitely liked the polishing scene, but I felt like you could have gone into more detail at his surprise about her being made from marble. I dunno if it's just me here, but I feel like a drunken man might be a little more fascinated, or at least I wanted him to be.
Before publishing it I was kind of wondering if I should have made it longer, based on your feedback that may be the case. Was moreso worried about the monotony of polishing stone since like brushing teeth it's something we do to maintain and form a routine with, not something one would easily associate with sexiness.

>There was a little too much quipping for my tastes. I feel like often they ruin a serious mood. It doesn't feel like a very real way for characters to interact. Certain characters might do that, but they also might behave in an entirely different way, acting more playful than predatorial. Gemma felt more like the type that would act first and talk second, so this was particularly jarring.
I will definitely keep that in mind and tone down on the Joss Whedon/Groucho Marx quips. It's been a while since trying to envision a real conversation so next time there's something written it'll be erring on the side of caution.

>Or maybe I'm full of shit and am trying to sound more sophisticated than I am. Either way, I absolutely loved it. Keep up the good work friend!
Feedback is feedback.

Sorry for the late response, was stuck in the armpit of the nation today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
The elder scrolls™:skyrim™ and fallout™ 4 by betheseda™ studios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958712
>Does Jhin have some kind of blood-thirsty Leanen-Sidhe lurking behind him?
No, he's just bat shit insane.
He's a great character tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958728
Would of been better if he was a girl though, but then no one would take the character seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958727
Fuck off Todd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
But there already is monstergirls in persona 5-

Ah shit, now I need to see Takemi as a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
To exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958732
I still think that people would take them seriously. But he would have a different impression than he dose now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
Various fun molds she can take naps in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958732
There would be so much porn it would be haunting.

I really do like the idea of some kinda serial killer art fairy though. Maybe I'll write a short and super edgy story about it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958758
There is literally a opera themed MG and the first thing that comes to your mind is a fucking fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon, would you a Living Doll or Automaton who strongly prefers to live her life with her arms and legs off, quad-amp style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Forza Horizon 3
Not much. Except Gremlin fangirls at festival sites I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958770
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958770
Doll seems more mobile, although the automaton seems like she'd make a better pillow with the right mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958770
Shit fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958770
what is wrong with you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958770
I don't know anon, if I wanted to do that sort of play I'd just get my waifu and/or daughteru and a bunch of pocket dimension rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954020
Before the thread archives I need to get this off my chest. Yes, dammit, yes. We would use the POV swap potions often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958767
>Opera themed MG
Which one is that again? It was the phantom, right? Actually that might be a better idea. I just really liked the idea of murder fairy.

Second, what part of murder is an art did you not get? The guy is clearly nuts, which is straight up evidence of fairy shenanigans. If you read the profile.

Art fairies cause their husbands to go crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958767
https://youtu.be/Z0PMq4XGtZ4?t=112

>Phantoms and Opera

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954020
Then I'm still fucking a hot girl and I could make people angrily reee if they don't realize I'm a boy and think we're gay.
Nothing wrong with trap x girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958830
I'd only use it once, just to try it out.

Question, would there be groups of swingers that use POV potions with other couples so that a monster and her husband could try having sex in a different body?

Like the men and their wives are still sleeping with their proper partner. It's just that a lamia and an oni could swap bodies and so would their husbands.

Does that even actually count as swinging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958652
A bundle of mistletoes for her hoard. She really likes plants, so getting one that has a special meaning would be nice to her, especially since she can use them on that one boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958839
>Be trap due to wife's kinks
>Make out in public while wearing dresses and make up
>People are disgusted over a monster and a human female tonguing
>When we get home she rides me until my pelvis is powder, then remolds it with her legs
>She then takes photos of me during the after glow
>Forcing me to do a double peace sign with hazy eyes and a sloppy smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17954020
No potion needed anon, I'd be more than up for that kind of stuff anyway. I mean, my waifu and I would take it much too far to be talked about safely here, that's for sure. Nothing NTR-y or truly emotionally abusive of course, but that is definitely a large fetish we both share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958840
It seems like there would be a potion to make that whole process simpler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958853
>>People are disgusted over a monster and a human female tonguing
Wouldn't that be encouraged, or at least accepted considering monsterizing human girls is seen as the only way to 'cure' them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958853
Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958839
It's wrong of you want to be the trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to wear dresses like a bunch of big gay alps
fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958858
I would not mind being dressed up as a princess by a dragon. I'd actually quite enjoy being fawned over. I definitely wouldn't accept right away though, if you give her an inch she'll take it a mile as they say.

The potion will definitely be needed, I'm pretty hairy.

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>>17958876
It's probably their waifu's quirk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958861
Probably, I just used the POV potion as a frame of reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958876
>Not compromising for your waifu's happiness.
Don't be selfish, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958853
I’d put on a naked apron and ask my Tanuki waifu when she comes home from work if she wants dinner, a bath, or maybe me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958876
Not trying to be argumentative, but what do you think of Atlach Nachas, Shoggoths and other girls where you merge with her?

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind being a trap for my waifu.
I wouldn't mind if she dressed me up as a school girl and fondled my butt on a train with her dressed up as a business woman.

I would not allow pegging though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958893
If your waifu likes faggots, you need a new waifu that doesn't have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958905
Personally, I would draw the line at doing it in public. I’m up for anything once, but only in the privacy of our house. That’s why I’d want to be her adorable house husband and horde protector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958879
>I'd actually quite enjoy being fawned over.
Same here anon.
>I definitely wouldn't accept right away though
As big of a fantasy it is for me, me either. Actually doing it with my waifu would probably take a lot of coaxing and begging on her part, but once we'd get into it I know I'd really get going pretty fast. I'm not all that hairy though, plus I'm short with long head hair so I'd be just fine without the potion.

>>17958876
Joke's on you anon, my love for my waifu (and daughteru) is more then enough to keep me from Alping, even though I am actually half gay. I see nothing wrong with wearing matching frilly pink dresses with my waifu and going nuts with each other, no matter how far we go into sissification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958903
Not really my thing but I can understand the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958940
I can see where you're coming from.

Imagine your daughters though.
>"We have too mommies!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958940
>>17958944
Enjoy your massive futa dicked wives who keep your dicks in chastity cages 24/7 and fuck your asses and mouths until you pass out from lack of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.]

>17958953
At what point did someone say they wanted futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Mass Effect 2
The game is vastly improved and has actual sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958944
You're definitely a big enough fag to alp. Enjoy being some random guy's harem with your family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958740
>Most Liches are emotionless and stoic
>Lich Takemi is coy and smug.
>There'd also be a strong implication that when you pass out during her medical trials she rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958950
I would immediately go pure vanilla once we found she was pregnant. We would clean up and make sure she had the best environment to grow up in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958944
I'd never do any of this in public. She might be able to coax me into some makeup and hair styling in private (mainly because I am weak to close contact) but I draw the line at frilly dresses.

Now a pink suit on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958953
Futa is a hard pass for me anon. Pegging and chastity are both quite good, but a real dick on my pure, sweet female waifu is un-acceptable.

>>17958964
I'm more than 50% into girls anon, and like I said my love is far stronger than the forces of Alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958953
Well, that escalated quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys still giving him (you)s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958977
I feel like once I'd really get into it I'd be just fine with doing it in public, but my waifu would be the complete opposite. This would be her deepest, darkest fetish and me even mentioning doing it in public would turn her into an embarrassed blushing mess like not much else can.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958971
I wasn't prepared for those kinds of implications, anon.

What would the other girls be though? Makoto is obviously an Anubis, but what about the shogi girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958712
>>17958728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGyCoQj4xc0

>We are all performers on the stage presented to us, some know their parts better than others.
>They will dance, I will make them PERFECT.
>I love the ecstacy of a performance.
>My work is not a compulsion, it is my calling.

>The shot rings out like a thunder clap in the packed auditorium, stage hands looking to see who set off the pyrotechnics.
>A hushed whisper falls over the captive audience. The masked woman is laying on the floor, the music halted.
>Oh, how beautiful it must be, such sweet sorrow.
>Her skin pales, turning blue. granulated soap snowflakes falling onto the stage floor.
>The shooter's breath hitches behind his mask,
pupil constricting as she takes to the stage again
>Ahh... The cold of her skin, the pearly white of the stage. Simply -orgasmic-.
>His clientele only seek the best, and if they wanted women to monsters, he would deliver in a way that would make even a Leanen Sidhe envious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959020
What's KDF got to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959020
I unironically think KDF is a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958979
>Pegging and chastity are both quite good
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959034
>>I love the ecstacy of a performance.
>>My work is not a compulsion, it is my calling.
This reminds me of the players from Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are Dead. Would you like to see acts of rapier and rape simultaneously, continuously, or sequentially? For only a small fee, you can participate.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how anyone could have a fetish that involves humiliation. Seriously, I don't know if it's cause I have anxiety or some shit, but the thought of a loved one doing this shit to me horrifies me. It'd just break me.
This isn't some manly pride thing, I'm just so fucking fragile and paranoid, that the mere thought of my waifu doing this shit to me will give me nervous tics for the rest of the night. Anybody who would do this to me is someone I'd want to be as far away from as possible, and I don't get how anyone else feels differently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959041
This desu. He's a weird fucker, but good people otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959054
I imagine it like when you’re horny and go overboard looking at porn. It all sounds impressive and lovey at the moment. Once you finish, you look at yourself in slight shame and quickly delete your history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959054
I despise humiliation as well, but that's mostly because I'm more of a S than an M. It's really just a masochism thing. S&M play typically has a lot of cuddling and kind words afterward. It's not just about causing pain.

If the S doesn't comfort their M afterward that's not a relationship, it's just sexual violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959063
I still can't get that. I've fapped to a few questionable things, sure, but humiliation is just too real for me.
Anyone who'd try to get other people to make fun of me isn't someone I'd call a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959030
Probably a hakutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959054
I feel lik I should definitely mention that the way my waifu would 'humiliate' me would be a lot more like teasing and have a very sweet, caring and almost motherly tone. I guess since it's already something I'm mostly secure in it wouldn't be that humiliating for me anyway, it'd just be playful teasing fun. Plus there's all the comfy aftercare stuff that happens once we're done.

I am a lot like you though anon, any true humiliation, malicious or not would fuck me right up in the very bad sort of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958712
>blood-thirsty Leanen-Sidhe
I thought they'd flock to someone like Stefano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958953
>this guy wouldn't take his waifu's fun batter all up inside him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959068
I'm not really an S or an M. If I absolutely had to choose, I'd pick S, but I'd be pretty awful at it.
Even then, I can't help but feel like this is out of the realm of fetishism. If my waifu forced me to do this, and then laughed at me, I'd honestly kill myself. I'm probably an extreme there, but I fucking depend on the people I love to keep me alive. Finding out they were laughing at me, even behind my back, would shatter me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959078
Same here. Teasing is good. Even a Nacho's fangs can be nice sometimes. One of those "You're an idiot but you're my idiot" moments.

The one thing I can never forgive is lasting harm. I would avoid public humiliation the same way I would avoid lashing, scarring, and worse things.

Public teasing is fine if not taken too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959107
Exactly anon!

[Anonymous No.]

New thread when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959093
Allow me to introduce you the marvelous world of monster girls. There is literally a girl out there for every man. If you don’t like something, they have this sixth sense that can pickup on your tastes so that only girls that like what you like will approach you. Have a history of abusive alcoholism? Those Onis will understand and move on to the next guy. Want someone to love and care for you to help improve yourself? A Kiki’s ears just perked up. There is a world of possibility to make sure you aren’t doing anything you’re not comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959093
This is normal. A healthy relationship is built on trust. Mutual attraction and lust is sufficient for a one night stand, but a lasting relationship requires trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959053
I've been considering a Jhin-inspired story of a guy who gets off on corrupting human women 'artfully' for a week or so. He's my husbando in League since Morde sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959030
Phantom. An incredibly cute Phantom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959120
When this one falls off the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959093
Yeah, that's not what I thought you meant. I'm the same way. If they constantly berate you that's just an abusive relationship. They don't really love you if they do that. Find somebody else if they think making fun of you all the time just for the sake of entertainment is acceptable.

I mean, I think the idea of bickering and cracking jokes about one another with a Cheshire would be fun, it's why they're my number one actually, but not if it's just one sided insults and degradation. I'd leave her if that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959126
I can't for the life of me play Jhin because I'm silver 5, but I love the way his ult has that whole chorus moment.

Playing Jhin is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959147
You see the thing is, I'm just so fucked up about this, it doesn't really matter how good our relationship up to the point had been. She could be literally perfect, but if she tried this with me, it'd be like finding out she fucked another man on the bed.
I probably take these a whole lot more personally then I should, but its hard not to when these open ended prompts are written as if its about you and your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959126
>>17959034
Thats gay
What about a hitman who instead of killing monsterizes human women, although i don't see how a service like that would be popular or why anyone would need it.
Would they charge more for complex and difficult monsterization?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959166
Well Jhin is a hired gun, maybe he works for the DL to take down troublesome priestesses or nuns? I can see that being useful if you wanted to put down a thorn like Merci from fallen brides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959164
>>17959164
Anon, that's why it's crucial to have communication in a relationship. Your Waifu would no doubt get really angry if you just stuck it in her ass out of nowhere. That is, unless she had some kind of rough sex/rape fetish. Trying stuff in the bedroom isn't typically an out of nowhere thing. IF your waifu wanted to do that with you she would normally ask you about it, and when you said no she'd drop it if you really explained it to her.

If you're not into it, you don't have to do it. Simple!

Hell, even an Arachne would probably let you go if you started bawling in the middle of her rape session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959166
You could always make it just be a sort of serial monsterizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959261
I want an arachne to seduce me with her womanly charms despite being an oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959327
I want to see a jumping spider with big tits bounce around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959344
She has problems where she bounces and smacks herself in the face with her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959351
I'd be ready to catch her in an instant and not just because her torso more than likely will land on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959362
Careful, she's quite weighty despite her small stature.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know where I can find those anatomy pics collected?

[Anonymous No.]

Who are the best oppai lolis and why are they familiars?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that big, bouisterous girls are best for long trips.

Having something to talk about during the ride makes it go by all that much quicker.

Lichs and Dark Mages cheat by teleporting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959562
What if they start getting on my nerves by being too talkative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959566
Then you just turn up the radio and say its time to listen to some music.
But if you drive alone as much as I do, you get real chatty after all that driving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959562
>>17959570
Whatever you do, don’t let the monster girl DJ from her playlist. She’ll start playing siren music that will distract you from driving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959562
I don't think liches would be very chatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959570
At least when you drive alone you don't have to deal with an asshole Sgt backseat driving the entire 6 hour trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959578
That is, until you reach the roadside attractions.
>Husband, what is that?
>It’s an ad for The Thing
>What is it?
>The Thing. Few mortals can comprehend what The Thing is.
>... Husband we need to stop. I must perform experiments
>her face when she finds out The Thing is a mummy running a tourist trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959575
Anon please, they know better than to try that.

>>17959578
That may be a good thing, monotone voices may put you to sleep.

>>17959588
True but being around assholes generally sucks on principal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959562
What about a rough and tumble mino in a beat up old truck?
>wearing daisy dukes and a flannel shirt tied around her chest
>left arm tan from driving her truck
>truck always "breaks down" so she has an excuse to pull over and jump you in the bushes
>insists on stopping at roadhouse bars to get beer and start fights, afterwards jumping you out back
>wants to be the little spoon after a long day of driving

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959591
But it's worse when you can't talk back or otherwise tell them to fuck off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959596
>fuck off
>being an insult in MGE universe
It’s more like a marriage proposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959591
>monotone voices may put you to sleep.
Well now I want to cuddle with a Lich while she monotonously whispers comforting words to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959595
Perfect.
Hopefully her shirt is covering some massive mino mammaries.

>>17959596
Part of the job unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959601
Now imagine what happens when say "Fuck me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959604
>Hopefully her shirt is covering some massive mino mammaries
well, sometimes they don't cover the massive mammaries
God help you if the truck actually breaks down, because she can't get under the truck with those hefty dairy dispensers in the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959620
I'd be willing to get under there so long as she knows what I need to look for.

Honestly, these muscle girls need to lay off the holst to get some 'femininity' back from the weight lifting.
I mean, I love them to be sporting some colossal calcium cannons but it must make life hard for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959589
>Someone else actually knows about The Thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959626
>weightlifting
no, anon, her muscles are from a life of chucking haybales, turning wrenches, and hauling stuff around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959634
Ah so they'd be more about mass and less about definition then.

That's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Umi osho are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959639
No they aren't and they will forever be unpopular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959643
Why you hating on the turtles man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959636
Especially because she eats a lot and drinks her fair share of beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959630
I almost prefer everything leading up to The Thing. The wood work and those cars are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959639
They remind me that Beast can do some kinky stuff if he actually did smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959639
A cute bulliable turtle.
Would snuggle.

>>17959650
Well thats good.
Big and solid looking, along with probably a bit of pudge.

Sounds perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959639
I'm not too big a fan of subs but Umi Osho have the potential to be big cuties. I wanna get stalked by a pair of loli turtles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959654
How kinky we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959656
Think Oga from the fat elf manga, but with big horns, and bigger tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959603
Reminder that QS wrote some fantastic Lich ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959686
I think that was someone else anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Alpha Centauri and play with all the cute worms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959673
The MC of the Umi osho roulette does some Ice rope shibari and then uses a Warm cloth to make the difference in temperature jarring.
It's a little scientifically inaccurate (Turtles are cold blooded but are not cold the same way lizards and snakes are) But it's still an interesting idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959689
I thought there were only centaurs there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959711
Nigga how're Centaurs gonna get to space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17958406
>Final Fantasy: Dawn of Souls (GBA)
There are already Mermaids, Elves, and Dwarves. In fact Mermaids long for human men in that game too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959716
Hoofing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959718
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959718
>Charon geheheheing intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959689
Just watch out for Wurmholes. Quantum Wurm swears that her husband in some other dimension, longing for her every day and every night.she won't stop tunneling through spacetime until she finds him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959737
>Quantum Wurms tunneling through every reality but this one
Feels bad, man. Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959747
And end up jacking it in San Diego? No thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959737
>mfw our reality is a double ringed white wormhole
/vp/ fags will get this feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959765
Jacking it, jacking it, jackety-jack~
Smacking it, smacking it, smackety-smack~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959767
Yes, I feel you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

The whole princess captured by dragon scenario becomes a lot more interesting when the dragon also wants the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959821
It's more interesting if a lilim captures a human princess, corrupts her into a dragon, leaves the girl to her own devices, and the new dragon tries to cover up her disappearance by saying she got caught by a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959832
I don't think they can corrupt women into dragons since they aren't actually monsters or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959834
Lilims have many powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959835
So a Lilim can corrupt women into Seraphs then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959834
It has to be a special kind of human woman and it takes a lot of energy from the lilim, but it's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959838
Seraphim*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959838
Sure why not. I'm going to call the lady Hot Wings after her transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17960002
Where? When? What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17959838
No, lilims have limits
No angels, no elementals and dragons take a chunk of power

[Anonymous No.]

>>17960002
>What happened?
Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

Here are the 3 outcomes possible were you to jump in the Khepri pit.

1: You become the local king and must ensure the happiness of your people by filling them up everyday along with growing your kingdom.

2: A single Khepri selfishly takes you all for herself resulting in you living a quiet life with your golden bug wife. (You could also be taken by 2 or 3 Khepri sisters.)

3: The Khepris quickly develop a religion surrounding you and more precisely your penis. You will have to bless your followers whenever they worship your manhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17960082
>The Khepris quickly develop a religion surrounding you and more precisely your penis.
This seems like it would be a very common thing among the more tribal girls.