/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18224394
>>18224379
That's the spirit sirs! Another fine day in Wonderland!!!

>>18215566
>>18215573
Ah, people are getting it, such a warm feeling!
>>18215583
I like to think I only go as far as people seem willing to accept in the moment! For instance, it seems the nipple fucking earlier wasn't going to pan out well, so no need to pursue that discussion if it does more harm than good!
>>18215582
If its to my Hatter and mine's, the requirements are simply to be open to anything as long as its between you and your wife. At any point, there's a large unbreakable plate of Plain Cookies in the middle of the table, enchanted to never leave its spot or spill unless someone reaches for it. Eating just one bite of the very tasteless, very standard Plain Cookies will immediately undo any and all effects that happened over the course of the tea party, and no one will judge you if you use them. But until that time, anything goes, and if you're up to that, you're more than welcome!

>>17964177
Ah, trust me anon, I'm an expert.
You need to lean in and enunciate your truncate at a rate most haste, spilling sifty sinews, polling premature pititudes, formulating fornication most malignantly fumbling fellmarker fimbulviously! Then thimble her trimbled bimblestatch, making her warble like a bandersnatch, undercatch her bandlatch and dumpiate her scrupmtious frumptious alomuntious!
Ta-roo, ta-ree, and that's how a Hatter did fall so far in love with me~

>>17949761
>"Oh, my adorable little butler! Fret not, dea- oh, I'm just going to revel in this- fret not, ~Sweetie~, for- hmhm!- mommy will make it all better. Oh ho ho! This is such fun! Come, we will go first to the tailor's to get your measurements, then I shall redesign your entire wardrobe! Oh, I do hope you hold off on changing back for just a few days, I've such fun things to try with you!"

>>17770193
Dammit! Foiled again!

>>17412012
Only natural, my dear. Basic blithery, warmly writ and wonderful.
One day.

>>17374026
Well, twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gymble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.

Beware the Jabberwock, anon- the jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the JubJub bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!