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>>18277975
You try to play games but I'm not up for spot!
I don't want my waifu besmirched by those THOTS!
>>18277985
Ah, Wonderland games, that calms me down right. I'll just ignore what I was thinking- just focus on wife!

>>18255038
I guess. Yeah, maybe! I still wish I were with her though, making no sense and not having to.

I want to do my best to make a mad hatter blush!

>>18018821
>>18018813
More maids in training. More!

How would I go about making my mad hatter blush?

Please remember the proper place as your Mad Hatter wife's butler at the tea table.
Either standing 3/4ths of an arm's length behind and to the right of her, seated with your arms presented yet waiting to grope as her dickchair, or with your face in a position where she can comfortably sit on it and grind her phat booty and pussy on it for the entirety of the meeting.
This is proper Wonderland Butler etiquette.
Also, please be sure to first properly introduce the lady and seat whatever guests arrive before assuming this position with your wife, as it can be difficult to greet guests with a face stuffed with your wife's booty.

>>17862454
Excellent question anon, as there are many kinds of hatters.
However, if she wants to maximize her ability to have a loving relationship with her husband and spread her spores most effectively all over him in love, she needs both a lot of junk in the trunk and a chest thats the best!

>>17373888
Well look but don't touch! Those sporesacs are mine to huff and be entranced by. Though tea is to be shared by all, at least that other than the private reserve.

>>17348124
Oh but of course, tis how my waifu would be. Busty but not too overtopheavy. Refined boobs for a refined lady!
>>17348104
I'm not personally into the idea of a harem, but I would agree that for those that are they are paramount for Wonderland girls. They'd casually interpret for all of your wives, even the often indecipherable March Hare.

>>16813209
I haven't been paying attention, I dunno
Have a hatter with great tits

>>16779932
I wouldn't mind her convincing me it's perfectly normal to walk around with my head stuffed between her huge rack. That that's entirely normal husband behavior to just stay lodged in there.
Maybe even using a wonderland potion to shrink me down to actually carry me around in her cleavage for a while

>>16604260
Nothing like tea after sex.

>>16529539
I imagine even if they are they can fade away or become more 'accessible'.

But the hat stays on.

>>16469708
Mad Hatters could use more content as a whole.

>>16368638
In the wonderful world of Onitengu

Morning everyone.

>>15871387
Milk with mine please.

>>15828389
By making babies with the Hatter?

>>15603910
Nothing like Mad Hatter tea in the early morning.

>>15415897
At least the Mad Hatter will make tea the morning after.

It wouldn't hurt other Monster Girls to do nice things like that after forcing themselves on you.

I want a Hatter landlady that keeps inviting me over for tea only for me to reject her!

Just to see what happens if I drive her mad

>>15254147
Remove the parasitism and apply cowtits.

>>15117424
Anon your new neighbor has invited you over for tea and biscuits. What do?

>>15095608
Slight tangent but I love this fucking picture. It makes me consider calling her best girl but I can't because that'd be awful of me