/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18906201
I'd rather a very dark skinned Anubis have the royal guards sieze me and for her to keep me as her fair skinned boy slave, thus fufillng her childhood dream of having her own exotic pale skinned boy as her own personal slave to use as she desires (as written in her diary that her naughty and no needed to be punished boy slave should not have been reading)

>>18888125
>tfw I will never be bought as a slave by a dark skinned anubis to fufill her childhood dream of owning a pale skinned boy slave as fair as the desert moon

Is /a/ broken?

>>17981419
I go straight home and do my homework while sitting in my momster's lap like a good boy.

>>17948487
Charm and Charisma
Charisma is the important part.
Actual knowledge such as math and science and what have you is fantastic as well, but someone that can handle themselves socially is a God Send.

I just want a wife that's easy to talk to and won't make me feel nervous about pissing them off.

Being soft to the touch and a total cuddleslut is nice too.