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>Proactively dated by a bicorn

Congrats on the horse wife!
Your bicorn wife has asked you which girls you'd like to join your harem.

She's open to any girl. However, she just asks that each be of a different species; this is just a request, and not something that has to be followed, but she really insists on it.
Lastly, she asks you to pick 5 girls.

So Anon, which 5 monster girls will join you and your bicorn wife in marriage?


Should you pick a unicorn, she will automatically become a bicorn.
If you pick a bicorn (unicorn), she will ask the same of you but with diminishing returns. In other words, adding a second bicorn means you can select 4 more girls into the harem instead of 5 like your first bicorn wife. A third bicorn, 3 more girls. A fourth bicorn, 2 more girls. A fifth bicorn, 1 more girl. And a sixth with no more. This means you can max out your harem size at {16} with 5 or 6 bicorns.

>Marry a bicorn
>Refuse to do the polygamy stuff

>>40248428

But I don't want anyone else, I just want her! All she is doing is hurting me!

>>39856130
Stop writing bicorn fetish material

>>38818605
What about the Butter-T universe? The one where you have to pay for everything month to month

"Hey sweetie, I wanna see you fuck other men have bear their offspring."
>"Sure thing, hubby!"
>One rope and a strong doppelganger potion later, and she's getting railed by 5 copies of her husband.
>The original is tied to a wall and getting raped by her front pussy while she forces her tongue in his mouth
Ms. Bicorn understands your cuckold fetish but at the same time, won't actually cuck you. This is the closest Mr. Cuckold will get to being cucked by a mamono.

>>38481860
I like the idea of gathering in a harem of solely Bicorns.
Technically you're 'cucking' each one of them by fucking the others, but in reality you're locking them all into a purity trap with only one Anon where they aren't all out corrupting other pure mamonos to lure them into the harem because Anon's list is already full.
>and as the Husbando it's just a never-ending cycle of fresh slutty hosspussy every new day

Which 5 girls to go into a bicorn's harem?

Here are the best lineup:
>Dormouse
Designated body pillow and onahole. Soft, cuddly bed-warmer. And she smells/tastes good too!
Rival: shirohebi (snakes eat mice, this is a no-brainer, no trust between the two girls)
>Shirohebi
Designated conflict girl. She'll keep the harem life interesting. And while she puts up a rivalrous front to the other girls, she'll defend them against others who may wish to do them harm.
Rival: all the other girls, especially dormouse (sometimes it's hard to tell if she's just bullying or really does want to eat her)
>Kikimora
Designated meido. Keeps the place clean and serves hubby. Doesn't mind waiting her turn.
Rival: gyoubu danuki (jealous of money-making ability and that she's the main provider for the harem)
>Gyoubu danuki
Designated money-maker. Her skills at money handling keep the harem prosperous without much need to work at all.
Rival: demon (jealous of her profound sexual and flirtatious skills)
>Demon
Designated seductress and master mage. Her spells and potions will allow for some of the wildest, weirdest, and prolonged sexual activities. Anything you heart desires.
Rival: kikimora (jealous of her down-to-earth vibe and how she always manages to attract hubby's attention despite not being overtly sexual)

And of course, to bring them all together,
>Bicorn
She's the one who settles disputes between the harem members, the peacemaker and mediator you could say. She's the main wife, though she almost always goes last because she derives genuine enjoyment of watching her hubby have sex with other girls.
Rival: N/A

>>38081807
5 wives. That way, with you included, there's six of you. Everyone can pair up. When you cum, everyone swaps until you've cummed in all of them. Then you do it all again and then again once more! After that, you all cuddle in one giant bed.

>>37984424
>Not wanking it to horses instead
Not gonna make it, anon. You're not gonna make it.

>>37249274
Look, she was a whore in her past. Hundreds of dicks took up residence in her pussy. When Mrs. Lilim learned this, she knew the only way that said whore could compensate for this shortcoming to her future husband is for her future husband to have a harem such that he could shove his dick in multiple pussies. So, Mrs. Lilim monsterized her into a bicorn. Not only do bicorns have two pussies, but they naturally desire to form harems for their husband. In this way, the whore's future husband will have numerous pussies to enjoy just like the whore enjoyed multiple dicks.

>>37029307
She's literally asking for it!

>>32610225
Yes they do. If you have a harem and you don't have a bicorn, marry a bicorn. Even if you do have a bicorn, marry another bicorn!

No, I'm not a bicorn. Haha why would you think that?!?

>>32394220
>blocks ur path

>>27854408
>Spitroasting harem members with a bicorn that took a futa potion

>>27016115
Nope, you can't do that! You're cock is built for many monsters and not exclusive to your bicorn wife! Slut!

I want a pious light side Bi-Corn.

Get on my horse, I'll take you round the universe and all the other places too!

>>26177547
Yes.
>>26177806
Also yes.

>Bicorn momster
>Repeatedly schedules 'playdates' for her son with the three Hellhound sisters who bully him at school

>>24034165
Don't worry, your mom's not shy about her past. Just show her your collection and she'll give you the ones you are missing, some reviews, maybe make some more with you, she's cool like that!

/tg/ was a crapshoot when I asked this originally, so I'll try and do market research here. I'd like to try and gather up Internet's autism regarding Centaurs and actually make a setting/RPG system out of it. Here's some potential ideas I've come up with. They could be all shit, but if you like one (or more) vote on the strawpoll at the bottom of this post.

>Option 1
Sci-fi Bounty Hunters where Centaurs are their own species that is part of a greater galactic community
>Option 2
Centaurs in a Dieselpunk universe doing Spice & Wolf things
>Option 3
Alternate Universe where Centaurs replace humans entirely and Not!WW2 happens. Players are part of [Insert WW2 analogy here] faction. Probably /k/'s wet dream.
>Option 4
Horse Pussy, the game. You have two stats: Horse and Pussy. Each is on a d4 sliding track that you have to roll under. Too much horse and you start neighing, too much pussy and you're a slut. [Insert more clever jokes here]

Vote here:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19160315

Don't have a waifu? Profile girls not enough for you? Don't worry, match maker Bicorn is here to help, just give her some simple information and you'll receive your wife as soon as possible based on demand.
>your living arrangements (mge setting):
>top five races:
>preferred age range:
>deal breakers if any:

>>22568478
one man six wives and 1 daughteru EACH! a harem of 12!